Overnight Open Thread (3 Feb 2013)

Well, I guess the 49ers decided to show up. Must've been a Niners fan that killed the lights so they could kill the Ravens momentum. I still can't root for either team. But hey, at least there was the Puppy Bowl today. Sad news though. No Lingerie Bowl at halftime this year.

Iranian Stealth Fighter

I can’t stop laughing. No really. Here’s Iran’s so-called Stealth Fighter. I can’t help but think it’s more for a parade than actual combat. You make the call.

Mr. & Mrs. Sith

I don’t think Disney will have something like this in Episode VII.

History Animated

This is pretty nifty. History Animated.
h/t Genghis

Camel Spiders

Here's the truth on Camel Spiders. Evidently they aren't as bad as depicted in this video (or as related from those that have been deployed to Central Command region).

Horoscope

Updates every 30 seconds so you’re bound to get one you like. Horoscope Generator .

Barbie Restaurant

I guess the Hello Kitty thang has run its course. Time for a Barbie Themed Restaurant. And of course, some feminists have their panties in a twist over it.

Rhiannon Williams, editor of feminist website The Vagenda Magazine, commented on the café: “I cannot imagine anything less pleasant and more nausea-inducing than a Barbie themed restaurant. Not only because I prefer low-impact environments and none of the major food groups are pink for a reason, but also because Barbie is an outdated model of stereotypical femininity and needs to die a death.”

The Vagenda magazine?? So if 'ginas have an agenda, are penises allowed to have one too?

Self Defense

Wow. Clerk Chases Off Robber With Gun, Loses Job For Having A Weapon. Terrible move by the company. If they don't provide security for their employees, then one should be able to have their own self defense means. It's obvious that the perps aren't following the weapons free policy. Love his quote at the end though.

Despite the loss of his job, he says he'd do the same thing again.
"It's easier to get another job than it is another life. I don't regret the decision."

Music Video

How about a little humorous ditty. NSFW even though it has Michael Bolton in it. For realz.

Here's the weekly commenter stats.

Top 10 commenters:
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Comments

1 Of all the night for an early ONT - HQ decides to stomp on the Super Bowl thread?

oy.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 09:43 PM (xxYn2)

2 The Vagenda Magazine

Holy F! That's too awful.

Petition to get the Chief Ewok in that editorial staff STARTED!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 09:47 PM (NTBjC)

3 Super Bowl?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 03, 2013 09:47 PM (SSWdi)

4
I am so glad I married a man who is immune to football. From one I hear, it's the next thing on Skeeter's radar.

Posted by: ALH at February 03, 2013 09:48 PM (eqV3Q)

5
Is there some sort of football on today? Hmm...didn't know that.
/
Also, I think I have a stealth mock-up like that in my garage. I've seen RC planes that are bigger. Seriously, look at the photo of the pilot in the 'cockpit'. It looks like a barbie jet.

Posted by: In Exile at February 03, 2013 09:48 PM (0401c)

6 Twitter was a god-send during the power outage.

Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (5H6zj)

7 The Vagenda Magazine

...and they want to be taken seriously...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 03, 2013 09:49 PM (Y5I9o)

8 Okay my commenter rating has fallen to 6th so I'm doing better

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (8sCoq)

9 >Twitter was a god-send during the power outage.

It probably saved thousands of lives

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (8sCoq)

10 I'm guessing the Ouachita Lineman had money on the 49ers.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 09:51 PM (mjR67)

11 Evening M...well I'm home....

I don't know whether to cry or laugh....

I was under 1000 even though I was gone for 3.5 days and using wife as closed captioning when I was driving....

must try harder....though Goof enjoyed posting

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:52 PM (LRFds)

12
HQ decides to stomp on the Super Bowl thread? oy.
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian

In a related story, the wife insists you drop everything and hang the new shower curtain right now.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2013 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

13 Third thread since the game started and none over 1k comments yet.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 09:53 PM (kqGWM)

14 8 Jones in CO,

sure Jones rub it in....

of course I'm sub a grand finally

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:53 PM (LRFds)

15 I read the whole thing and then saw there were no comments.

I coulda been a contendah!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 03, 2013 09:55 PM (QupBk)

16 Aww, the Israelis hit a Syrian "research site". Now we'll never find out if Jews are descended from monkeys and Christians from pigs

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 09:56 PM (QTHTd)

17 I would rather be working than commenting

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:56 PM (8sCoq)

18 is vagenda a blend of vagina and agenda? bleeechh

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 09:56 PM (Dnbau)

19 The DeconUnlimited gang look like a lot of fun people.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 03, 2013 09:56 PM (QupBk)

20 Hola, amigos!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (kaalw)

21 or DefconUnlimited

Either or

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (QupBk)

22 17 Jones in CO,

I feel you...took too much time off and fate is keeping me from being able to hit the road as hard as I wanted this year....well maybe later this year.

"better days"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

23 Yay, dropped to #5.

Vagenda??? She's a Vagen with an Agenda? Much prefer Hessians who have lost their aggression.

As for the Iranian stealth plane. Probably costs fifty cents to get a ride.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (PQmb9)

24 In a related story, the wife insists you drop everything and hang the new shower curtain right now.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 03, 2013 09:53 PM (kdS6q)

But first, she will blow me.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 09:57 PM (xxYn2)

25 @ 17 move to Mexifornia If your white you will be a minority by early 2014 therefore you can apply for free shit ..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 03, 2013 09:58 PM (x59Gv)

26 Mr. and Mrs. Sith is great! Thanks, CDR M.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 09:59 PM (mjR67)

27 25 Clemenza,

Yeah...I'm thinking the fine print will be a little wobbly there.....

wanna take a bet?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 09:59 PM (LRFds)

28 alright the Dodge Ram "Farmer" ad wins the internet

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 09:59 PM (8sCoq)

29 How 'bout that Dodge ad?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 09:59 PM (piMMO)

30 I saw a credulous Beeb report about the Iranian "stealth" "fighter". They showed some shaky footage of what purported to be the thing flying.

I noticed in the pics that the canopy looked none-too-clear.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (QAYrC)

31 what is a vagina's agenda? does it have meetings? build consensus? team build?

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (Dnbau)

32 Does The Vagenda Magazine expects people to take it seriously?Is it in print? If so, I'm sure its not going to have a long life.

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (z4WKX)

33 Great Dodge commercial for the farmer.

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 10:00 PM (i7KmQ)

34 What's the deal over at Breitbart? Did they get hacked?

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (mjR67)

35 I know what will send those spinsters of puritanical feminism into a true head exploding fit of apoplexy - The Hello Kitty Restaurant and Barbie Bar.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (PQmb9)

36 Waterhouse, that video looked like it was an RC vehicle.

Posted by: CDR M at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (dKV5k)

37 Vagenda Magazine? I'm guessing they're substituting issues for cock.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (WM+rJ)

38 Your going to tell me after all that ACTION I can not give some to my own people fushaw..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (x59Gv)

39 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (JMmQ9)

40 brb getting all the boxes

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (Gk3SS)

41 alright the Dodge Ram "Farmer" ad wins the internet

****

It had the look and sound of an unapologetic America

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (piMMO)

42 Iranian stealth technology:

paint it black and fly at night

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)

43 This broad is calling for the death of Barbie? The femnazis love nothing better than to ruin things. I had Barbie, her house her car. Fun days and I wasn't scarred by it either. Vagenda? Ya, I'll take you seriously.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:01 PM (EAgmr)

44 The Vagenda's editors might have fewer issues if they got more cock

Juuuuust sayin'

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (QTHTd)

45 Was that Paul Harvey on the Dodge commercial or is he dead?

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (i7KmQ)

46 I didn't know we still had small farmers. I'd like to do that but I grew up on one and you bust your ass. That damn barn is cold at 5 AM.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (QLJPW)

47 "Rhiannon Williams, editor of feminist website The Vagenda Magazine, commented on the café: “I cannot imagine anything less pleasant and more nausea-inducing than a Barbie themed restaurant."

How about a Feminist website called The Vagenda?

"Not only because I prefer low-impact environments and none of the major food groups are pink for a reason,"

What reason would that be?

"Barbie is an outdated model of stereotypical femininity and needs to die a death."

That's rather violent.

Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2013 10:03 PM (tbBtG)

48 Need some help with the boxes there? I sense some special deliveries to Vagenda Magazine.

Those twittering klutzy ditzes probably think they are so smart and edgy with that name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (PQmb9)

49 Was that Paul Harvey on the Dodge commercial or is he dead?

***

R.I.P.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (piMMO)

50 who are the advertizers for Vagenda? Summer's Eve douche, mazi pads, birth cotnrol? They really do think with their vagina's.

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (Dnbau)

51 CBS has turned on Ray Lewis

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (8sCoq)

52 What's on the vagenda for today?

Stuff another tampon in the vagenda

Vagendasil, for maximum freshness

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 03, 2013 10:05 PM (Jcd0S)

53
SF scores again.
Going for 2.

Tie Game? NO 31-29

Posted by: rd at February 03, 2013 10:05 PM (zLp5I)

54 Did the Ravens know that they were actually supposed to play both halfs?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (jucos)

55 Jones in CO. Lets hope they don't turn him into Zombie Ray Lewis....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (PQmb9)

56 Round up a half dozen Shriners in fezzes with their clown cars and that Iranian stealth fighter could be put to good use in parades around the world

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 03, 2013 10:06 PM (Jcd0S)

57 Vagenda. They truly don't know how sad and pathetic they are. Im sure that they and the code pink vaginas have some great office parties! Ick.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:07 PM (EAgmr)

58 "Do you know where your Vagenda is? Its later than you think?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:07 PM (PQmb9)

59
CBS has turned on Ray Lewis
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (8sCoq)

I noticed that.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:07 PM (QLJPW)

60 Round up a half dozen Shriners in fezzes with their clown cars and that Iranian stealth fighter could be put to good use in parades around the world
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

That or 'World's Most Awesom Ice Cream Truck.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (NTBjC)

61 welll,, is there a men's magazine about men's issues called "Dickssues"? or "Dongalogue"? or how about "Pricktionary?

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (Dnbau)

62 It's a general strike!

The Vagenda is to cramp up during those important meetings, or at the PTA conference. (Preferably both.) And until the Vagenda's demands are met, no woman in America will ever be able to get anything done.

They are powerful. They are legion. They are... Vagenda

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 10:08 PM (QTHTd)

63 I cannot imagine anything less pleasant and more nausea-inducing than a Barbie themed restaurant.

Klaus Barbie respectfully disagrees...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (Jcd0S)

64 Judging from sven's huge comment count these past weeks, we either have to get him a job or a woman

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (wwsoB)

65 The upside of UE is the morning after the Super Bowl, I sleep in

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (8sCoq)

66 Bigus Dickus magazine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (PQmb9)

67 But we already know what the agenda of a penis is

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (EAgmr)

68 honey, I have consulted my vagenda and wee need to take a meeting

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (Dnbau)

69 Is it illegal if your Vagenda Magazine holds more than 30 loads?

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (WM+rJ)

70 First they will come for Barbie, then Madge, then Skipper, then PJ.

When will the madness end?

Sacrifice Ken to appease the scrunts.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 10:09 PM (TCy/B)

71 These 49ers seem quite optimistic

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (8sCoq)

72 The name for the pens enteric magazine would be, of course:

Penis Mightier

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (Jcd0S)

73 PhallUS Magazine, a sister publication

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (I88Jc)

74 Dongalogue

Maybe that's the Washington Post, IYKWIM, AITYD

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (QTHTd)

75 OPI

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:10 PM (8sCoq)

76 I call bullshit on that pass interference call

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:11 PM (wwsoB)

77 Need some help with the boxes there? I sense some special deliveries to Vagenda Magazine.

Those twittering klutzy ditzes probably think they are so smart and edgy with that name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:04 PM (PQmb9)

This is what infuriates me about modern "feminism". It supposes that liking traditionally girly things is somehow wrong. It's those who publish shit like Vagenda Magazine that are reinforcing the concept that being female and feminine is somehow wrong or makes you a lesser person. What utter pathetic drivel.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at February 03, 2013 10:11 PM (Gk3SS)

78 Okay

The ref reminds me of Huggy Bear from the TV series 'Starsky and Hutch"

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:11 PM (8sCoq)

79 64 KBDaBear,

Well I have a job...two actually and if you give me a woman I need to allow my closed captioning wife executive oversight...

I could point out I cut my "output" by 45% or so....instead I'll just pledge to try to stay sub 1000 next week.

Steer clear of gun threads, midget tossing, law threads, and enviro whacko topics.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)

80 I put this in the Super Bowl thread before but I will complain here too since it is in the post, so the Puppy Bowl had a nod to the HBO Girls show, apparently it was the favorite show of one of the puppies. That annoyed me, mostly because of the lecture from earlier in the week from Gabe about how we have to watchGirls tobe able to relate like cool cats to liberals, or something like that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (RZ8pf)

81 Data ? You here? Did you write the cat poem you posted on yesterday's ONT? It is excellent.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (m7iyr)

82 Vagenda Vol. 3, Issue 18

Headline story
'Why there is no Kill Bill III

eath of all Men, Plus Tribbing Tips!'

Posted by: Vagenda Editor at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (NTBjC)

83 Facebook and Twitter snark kept me watching the game until after the blackout, now the game is keeping me watching it. Go Niners!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:13 PM (wwsoB)

84 What utter pathetic drivel.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD

These wymen are infused with the victim mentality. Men are bad. Pink is bad. Being pretty and dressed up is bad.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:13 PM (EAgmr)

85 Goodphallus, it's not a cutting edge publication. As a matter of fact, nothing sharp is allowed close to it.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:14 PM (mjR67)

86 AlextheChick, of course. Liking anything traditional they automatically oppose. Like a Pavlovian reaction.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:14 PM (PQmb9)

87 Vol.3, Issue 19
We Denounce Ourselves... and Men.

Posted by: Vagenda Editor at February 03, 2013 10:14 PM (NTBjC)

88 59 USS Diversity,

BirdFeed Reports EXCLUSIVE!

CBS turns on ray lewis after daring raid by USSS frees the hostages from Ray's undisclosed 9th ward safehouse.....

using the blackout as a distraction the USSS and FBI HRT freed the families using Operation Flying Buffalo in conjunction with the USAF and the Rotary Club....Toastmasters was on standby

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

89 Joe.

Montana.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 10:15 PM (6rcHp)

90 That was a good one. Montana stain.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 10:15 PM (tlhtD)

91 > the lecture from earlier in the week from Gabe about how we have to
watchGirls tobe able to relate like cool cats to liberals, or something
like that.

well if 'Girls' floats Gabe's boat, that's fine- different strokes, etc

otherwise I consider the advice to be full of shit

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:15 PM (8sCoq)

92 80 PGiS,

Yup....we can't be relevant unless we embrace the suck I guess..

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:15 PM (LRFds)

93 hi all
oh shit, is it sunday already
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 10:15 PM (BBWjt)

94 They hate pink. Vaginas are pink. They hate their own vaginas. The end.

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (Dnbau)

95 Joe. So awesome his name is a superhero name.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (6rcHp)

96 Dodge just bitch-slapped Calvin Klein to win the Super Bowl with the help of a dead radio announcer.

And God.

Niiiiice....

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (liORJ)

97 Vol 4 Issue 1 - Final Issue!!!!

Due to all the male hatred of our fine magazine who have caused our circulation numbers to plummet, we have forced to sell our assets. If you need to contact any of the current staff, Eliot Spitzer and Bill Menendez will have our numbers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (PQmb9)

98 The hangovers tomorrow will be epic. Keeping mine under control.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:16 PM (EAgmr)

99 Rumors that Lucas Electric did the wiring for the rebuilt Superdome are unfounded

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:17 PM (wwsoB)

100 Vol.3, Issue 20

'Why are buildings shaped like monstrous penii?'
'Special Issue: Free dentata inside! Sponsored by Michelin'

Posted by: Vagenda Editor at February 03, 2013 10:17 PM (NTBjC)

101 This vagenda is.a bloody mess... as usual.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 03, 2013 10:17 PM (Jcd0S)

102 PGiS,
Agreed. Gabe's lectures are tiresome. Its all about the ghey marriage and understanding the cool people. FTS.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 10:17 PM (TCy/B)

103 Great catch

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 10:17 PM (gQcQ7)

104 Is Vagenda Magazine a weekly or monthy rag? Possibly they have a "Best Of" issue approximately every 28 days?

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (WM+rJ)

105 Rumors that Lucas Electric did the wiring for the rebuilt Superdome are unfounded

Posted by: kbdabear

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (EAgmr)

106 No like he wasn't covered on that catch too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (kqGWM)

107 *Not

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (kqGWM)

108 So all that comebackage for nothing?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (QLJPW)

109 Somebody is definitely fucking with Breitbart's site tonight, get attack warning and malware warning pages with links from Google and Twitter

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (wwsoB)

110 perhaps vagenda can be used as birth control by stuffing it in their..... like a kind of print.... never mind

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (Dnbau)

111 99 KBDaBear,

Lord of Darkness and the prince of light all in one zip code

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:18 PM (LRFds)

112 Or one of the fans got excited and spilled their beer on an outlet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:19 PM (PQmb9)

113 102 MPFS,

if we all just got married to the same sex and watched pap we'd be golden and winning all elections

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:19 PM (LRFds)

114 Is the Vagenda a monthly periodical?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 10:19 PM (ORGYc)

115 so the Puppy Bowl had a nod to the HBO Girls show, apparently it was the favorite show of one of the puppies.

Those puppies are too young to be watching that filth. Where are their parents?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:19 PM (hO8IJ)

116 SF offside

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:19 PM (8sCoq)

117 Bob Brigham ‏@BobBrigham

RT @emptywheel: OMG they just mentioned Ray Lewis' murder rap on TELEVISION!?!?!? Momentum has clearly changed.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

118 Nice jump offside.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 10:20 PM (QAYrC)

119 Lets hope SF does not put their hands on their hips

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:20 PM (PQmb9)

120 119 Lets hope SF does not put their hands on their hips
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:20 PM (PQmb9)

When they dip, you dip, we dip.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 03, 2013 10:21 PM (xxYn2)

121 I am not clicking on the camel spider link.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

122 Kate Upton fix

Posted by: announcer at February 03, 2013 10:22 PM (i7KmQ)

123 They discovered the cause of the power loss at the Super Dome. http://tinyurl.com/bdaluca

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:22 PM (mjR67)

124 Or one of the fans got excited and spilled their beer on an outlet.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Al Qaeda did announce an attack on US soil...
And Obama did announce an attack on US electricity providers...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 10:23 PM (NTBjC)

125 Okay Willem Defoe as the Devil selling cars was pretty good

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:23 PM (8sCoq)

126 Well, surprisingly this game has turned out to be pretty damn good.

Ravens have to hold off this last charge to win.

I don't give a shit who wins, but Boosh will pay for that power outage.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:23 PM (wR+pz)

127 Vag Mag, we'll see your dried up, worn out, abandoned mineshaft of anger publications closed up for good in a court of law!

Posted by: Pudenda Quarterly at February 03, 2013 10:23 PM (I88Jc)

128 if we all just got married to the same sex and watched pap we'd be golden and winning all elections

And those of us who don't *heart* Beyonce and her shitty slut music are also ruining elections, according to some asswipe on Twitter who then proceeded to bitch out Dodge for "On the 8th day God created farmers" because it wasn't biblically sound.

I'm kind of not surprised that someone wouldn't get that "on the 8th day God created [thing I like goes here]", it's only been a meme for about four decades now.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:23 PM (hO8IJ)

129 no good deed - now that was funny! Oh Auntie Em!

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:24 PM (EAgmr)

130 Ha! Good one #123.

Posted by: CDR M at February 03, 2013 10:24 PM (dKV5k)

131 @125. Shades of Angel Heart. So releived the guy saw the sticker price. I was ascared there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 10:24 PM (6rcHp)

132 whoever keeps their shit together at the end of the game wins

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:24 PM (8sCoq)

133 Time for a 49ers turnover.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 10:25 PM (gQcQ7)

134 Not to be all Dan Dierdorf about it, but Baltimore needs to get the ball back and end this

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (8sCoq)

135 went to Vagenda on line. Logo is "Its like King Lear, but for Girls". Countless pictures of prog "girl" heroes like Frieda Koelhoe, FLOTUS, on and on. Looks insane. It is a UK website. So. Ya. Don't bother

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (Dnbau)

136 so the chick at halftime was beyonce? well, she is pretty hot

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (BBWjt)

137 Well HeatherRadish, I think the puppies in the puppy bowl are orphans, so without a stable home environment they'll watch anything I guess. Perhaps it was supposed to get us to want to adopt the poor girl puppy to save her before she becamse a spokespuppy for free birth control.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (RZ8pf)

138 shoulda called holding on SF that last play

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (8sCoq)

139 Dang it Davis

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:26 PM (QLJPW)

140 Gotta catch that, Vernon.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (kqGWM)

141 Morning Wood Magazine. Men's or women's publication?

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (WM+rJ)

142 49'ers are going to win.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (jucos)

143 128 Ms Radish,

yup lectured on the bible nonstop by atheists and told to follow the good word of Media matters on daily life.

WINNING!

Tiger blood

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (LRFds)

144 the magazine for their "mature" readers is called "Cooter Country"

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (Dnbau)

145 The Vagenda Magazine. Probably not good fapping material....?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2013 10:27 PM (AC0lD)

146 Not to be all Dan Dierdorf about it, but Baltimore needs to get the ball back and end this
Posted by: Jones in CO

"Balls: Why We Must Punch Them"

Posted by: Vagenda Magazine at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (NTBjC)

147 The CBS guys actively cheering of SF

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (wR+pz)

148 I think the PA announcer at the Sperdome is Alan Roach. I remember when he was a regular old DJ on the local Denver classic rock station, 103.5 The Fox, with lewis and Floorwax in the morning.

Waiting for the check...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (6rcHp)

149 Is Obama inviting the Puppy Bowl winners to a White House luncheon?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (ORGYc)

150 Okay Willem Defoe as the Devil selling cars was pretty good

***

I think it sucks.

They aren't selling cars, they are selling the sinfulness of their cars.

They are selling the car as a temptation from Satan.

Fuck them

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:28 PM (piMMO)

151 Orphan puppies?

Being exploited by teevee?
Puppy Bowl just took a whole new unhappy dimension.

The Kitteh Bowl is tied at Zzzzzz to Zzzzzz, same as last year.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:29 PM (hO8IJ)

152 Is Obama inviting the Puppy Bowl winners to a White House luncheon?

ISWYDT. And stealing it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:29 PM (hO8IJ)

153 147 Billy Bob,

they're just overjoyed their families escaped

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:29 PM (LRFds)

154 Baltimore should've called a timeout.

Posted by: CDR M at February 03, 2013 10:29 PM (dKV5k)

155 Glad to see Frank Gore getting big plays in, he suffered through some really bad seasons

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:30 PM (wwsoB)

156
@gatewaypundit: It's an #Obama world... New TV show "The Job" on this season - 23 million sign up for show
The commercials have been pretty damn good. ^^^ Jim made me laugh

Posted by: sybilll at February 03, 2013 10:30 PM (OyRAB)

157 yeah I liked the geezers at Taco Bell run ad

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 10:30 PM (BBWjt)

158 Alert alert!
My husband and son just stopped a burglary when leaving my Dad's Superbowl party. Got headlights on 'em just as they were breaking a window and called cops.
When my husband left for the party he was going to take his gun but didn't.
What if one of the three burglars had one??
Nice neighborhood. 1.5-2 million dollar homes.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM (Sptt8)

159 149

They ARE the lunch.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM (TCy/B)

160 Was that Samsung ad supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM (C8mVl)

161 158 JustAmom,

well good for them...taking the pistol adds a lot of dimensions to reporting depending on local laws...

glad they helped get 'em though

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:32 PM (LRFds)

162 BLT needs an inteception

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:32 PM (wR+pz)

163 >I think it sucks.

They aren't selling cars, they are selling the sinfulness of their cars.

the message of the ad is, you can afford the car, you don't need to 'sell your soul'

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (8sCoq)

164 158 - Wow. Thank heaven they're okay.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (C8mVl)

165 When my husband left for the party he was going to take his gun but didn't.
What if one of the three burglars had one??
Nice neighborhood. 1.5-2 million dollar homes.
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM (Sptt

sucks to be unarmed

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (jfSqj)

166 Paul Harvey farmer ad, for those like me who missed it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMpZ0TGjbWE

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (QAYrC)

167 When my husband left for the party he was going to take his gun but didn't.

What if one of the three burglars had one??

Nice neighborhood. 1.5-2 million dollar homes.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM

The first hint would have been having his headlights shot out

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (wwsoB)

168 The ads, like the game, sucked this year. Major suckage.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (jucos)

169 160
Was that Samsung ad supposed to be funny?

It was stupid a shit. Who were those guys?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (wR+pz)

170 Nice neighborhood. 1.5-2 million dollar homes.

Well you go where the good stuff is...

Good for your husband, though...good he's safe.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (hO8IJ)

171 THIS IS IT

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (8sCoq)

172 Alert alert!
My husband and son just stopped a burglary when leaving my Dad's Superbowl party. Got headlights on 'em just as they were breaking a window and called cops.
When my husband left for the party he was going to take his gun but didn't.
What if one of the three burglars had one??
Nice neighborhood. 1.5-2 million dollar homes.

***

Thank goodness he caught them and is okay.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (piMMO)

173 HaHa Suck it 49ers

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (gQcQ7)

174 171 Jones in Co,

Will Bill Walsh smile from the afterlife?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (LRFds)

175 The ads, like the game, sucked this year. Major suckage.

***

Dodge and, as always, Budweiser, delivered.

That's about it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (piMMO)

176 well, that's the end.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (BBWjt)

177 Was that Samsung ad supposed to be funny?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:31 PM

and, was I 'sposed to recognize either one of those guys?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (JMmQ9)

178 so all that for nothing

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (QLJPW)

179 Weak ending there, Niners.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (kqGWM)

180 Vagenda . . . is a UK website

I am going out on a limb here and am going to guess there's not much in that rag about honour killings, acid on womens' faces, or the niqab.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (QTHTd)

181 STILL not over-- BAL needs a 1st down or two

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (8sCoq)

182 169 --- "Who were those guys?"

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:34 PM (wR+pz)

Very Cool People. But we really don't know why.
Kinda like Our Dear Leader, I guess.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (C8mVl)

183 Baltimore will still have riots. Idiots.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (EAgmr)

184 SF has 1 TO left

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:36 PM (8sCoq)

185 Taco Bell will be the first restaurant ot offer soylent green.

Posted by: rd at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM (zLp5I)

186 Mayor of Midlothian, TX orderes flags at half staff in honor of Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM (piMMO)

187 I'm Not dead yet

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM (WV0NL)

188
justamom, did they get the burglars or did they get away? Can't believe the audacity of the criminal class these days.

guy robbed the bank in the grocery store by my house at 3:30pm a few weeks ago, while a police car was parked in the lot and the police officer was having coffee next door at the Starbucks. He got away though, so I guess it didn't really make a difference.Apparentlytherobberpassed the teller a note but she couldn't read it and he got all mad at her and shouted loudly over and over again "I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM (RZ8pf)

189 166
Paul Harvey farmer ad, for those like me who missed it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMpZ0TGjbWE

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (QAYrC)
That is an awesome ad.
Who could object to that?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (BBWjt)

190 Mayor of Midlothian, TX orderes flags at half staff in honor of Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Nice to see that we still have some honor among us. Of course libs are tweeting their glee at his death. These are some sick assholes that don't realize that the jihadists will kill them first.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (EAgmr)

191 "I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)

Why's he here?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo shouldn't ask at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

192 SF can't stop the clock

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:39 PM (8sCoq)

193 I'd say you're confused idiot. That was defensive holding and pass interference. Should have been 1st down half the distance or on the one.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 10:39 PM (DcbLC)

194 From street thug murderer to Super Bowl champ! Only in the "new" America, baby!

Posted by: RayRay Lewis at February 03, 2013 10:39 PM (vbh31)

195 Note to media ass-suckers - that 2 minute Paul Harvey clip is more impressive oration than all of your shithead Messiah Barry's speeches, with their unchanging, plonking cadence, put together.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 10:39 PM (QAYrC)

196 The only consolation is Oher gets a ring.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:40 PM (QLJPW)

197 Was that Samsung commercial a Seth McFarland/Judd Apatow collaboration of suck?

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 10:40 PM (I88Jc)

198 guy robbed the bank in the grocery store by my house
at 3:30pm a few weeks ago, while a police car was parked in the lot and
the police officer was having coffee next door at the Starbucks. He got
away though, so I guess it didn't really make a
difference.Apparentlytherobberpassed the teller a note but she couldn't
read it and he got all mad at her and shouted loudly over and over again
"I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English.
(Hispanic male)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM

Bank robberies are investigated by the FBI, so it's not going to be written off as "oh well, add another to the day's crime log"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (wwsoB)

199 BAL should take a delay of game penalty or safety here

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (8sCoq)

200 there goes my dream of never hearing about lewis again

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (I88Jc)

201
30 minutes later no cops on scene yet!
Burglars dropped in snow and disappeared in woods.
This exclusive little hamlet contracts for police from a next door municipality.
Hope they or their neighbors had security cameras.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (Sptt8)

202 177 --- "was I 'sposed to recognize either one of those guys?"
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 10:35 PM (JMmQ9)

We are definitely supposed to know them.
They are cool and terribly witty.
If we don't think so, it's because we aren't cool and witty ourselves.
And we're old white men.

Yes. Margarita is an old white man.
*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (C8mVl)

203 Well next on TCM is 'My Fair Lady'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (PQmb9)

204 sucks to be unarmed

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 03, 2013 10:33 PM (jfSqj)

so here is a catch y'all need to watchout for.

If you sometimes carry a gun and have to use it, you may be asked
why did you bring the gun?
and then
well if you thought you needed a gun, why did you go?

this is a pickel of a position to be in

a much easier answer is
I always carry a gun

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (jfSqj)

205 191
"I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)

Why's he here?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo shouldn't ask at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM

Some dreams of the DREAM act are bigger than others

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:42 PM (wwsoB)

206 ray rice is a good guy. But we will only hear from the right rev ray lewis

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:42 PM (Dnbau)

207 Was that Samsung commercial a Seth McFarland/Judd Apatow collaboration of suck?
Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 10:40 PM

OK, I have a follow-up question: Who TF are Seth McFarland and / or Judd Apatow?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 10:42 PM (JMmQ9)

208 BAL can do the same thing again, and this is over

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:42 PM (8sCoq)

209
there goes my dream of never hearing about lewis againPosted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 10:41 PM (I88Jc)
===
I know, right. But I think he'll be at ESPN so he can get fellated in person every week.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:42 PM (QLJPW)

210 197 The odds are good on that since it had Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen, and I didn't laugh.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (mjR67)

211 NFL working the spread, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (WM+rJ)

212 >ray rice is a good guy

he was great at Rutgers and he's been great at Baltimore- nice guy

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (8sCoq)

213
kbdabear, the FBI around here don't seem to be too concerned about bank robberies. Can't count the number of them that have happened in the last couple of months. It's as if someone announced to all the thug lowlifes that it is open season on the banks.

The other big series of robberies we keep having is subway shops, and other quick food places like that. They have stopped reporting them, there are so many they have become commonplace. Thankfully no one is getting hurt in any of the robberies.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)

214 162
BLT needs an inteception Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:32 PM (wR+pz)

I'm always available to intercept a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. That's what you meant, isn't it?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (m7iyr)

215 Is it possible this isn't over yet?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (QLJPW)

216 And very happy for Joe Flacco

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (8sCoq)

217 Perfect ending for this clusterfuck of a game.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (kqGWM)

218 That is an awesome ad.
Who could object to that?

Hipster douchebags everywhere. Can't have them feeling bad about their phony baloney jobs as "social media director" for some left-wing non-profit or senior barista at Starbucks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (hpDVh)

219 No way I am staying for the Ray Lewis after show. #killersbekillin

Posted by: sybilll at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (OyRAB)

220 I really dis-like both teams, but it would be fukcing epic if he runs it back for the win

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (JMmQ9)

221 when Ray Rice was at Rutgers he would go check in on kids at the local high school football games. A Good Guy

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (Dnbau)

222 190--- "Of course libs are tweeting their glee at his death."
Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (EAgmr)

Sick. Literally.
Diseased souls.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:45 PM (C8mVl)

223 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho now every Sunday on the NFL network!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:45 PM (LRFds)

224 or not

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 10:45 PM (JMmQ9)

225 Are we going to see Lewis' ass crack again?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:45 PM (wwsoB)

226 Damn drudge for posting Lewis's picture.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (EAgmr)

227 Thankfully no one is getting hurt in any of the robberies.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)

yet

lawlessness is unpredictable

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (jfSqj)

228 225
Are we going to see Lewis' ass crack again?

One can only hope!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (BBWjt)

229 >Perfect ending for this clusterfuck of a game.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:44 PM (kqGWM)

agreed

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (8sCoq)

230 yes, we will see his ass crack again. every time he opens his mouth

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:46 PM (Dnbau)

231 FLACCO IS MVP

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:47 PM (8sCoq)

232 Did Flacco just say F'n awesome?

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 10:47 PM (WV0NL)

233 That is an awesome ad.
Who could object to that?

"God didn't create anything on the eighth day."

Yeah. But I give people a bad impression of conservatives because I refuse to watch strippers lip-sync.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:47 PM (hO8IJ)

234 Boooo

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:48 PM (QLJPW)

235 22 of 33 for 67% / 287 yards / 3 TD / 0 INT / 124.2 rating

(Not too shabby.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 10:48 PM (kqGWM)

236 It must have been the deer antler velvet which won it for the ravens.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 10:48 PM (zOP5o)

237 Oh, Dean Winters.
He's like a palate cleanser.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:48 PM (hO8IJ)

238 And to think that a few short years ago my mug coulda been on the post office wall!

Posted by: RayRay Lewis at February 03, 2013 10:49 PM (vbh31)

239
@191Why's he here?

Doing the jobs Americans won't do?

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 03, 2013 10:49 PM (n70bB)

240 NFLN graphic: LB Ray Lewis wins 2nd Super Bowl.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 10:49 PM (QLJPW)

241 191
"I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)
Why's he here? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo shouldn't ask at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

Because "here" is where the money is.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:49 PM (m7iyr)

242 14 tons of glitter mixed with tears are now clogging the SF storm drains.

Posted by: Panhandler at February 03, 2013 10:49 PM (rZ5RE)

243 These Coke ads are unintelligible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:50 PM (C8mVl)

244 That is an awesome ad.
Who could object to that?

****

Ana Marie Cox tweets:

Paul Harvey? Really?

No, really? Paul Harvey?

Bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:50 PM (piMMO)

245 The Dodge ad saved the entire black out bowl.

Thanks Paul and Ram.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (wR+pz)

246 I wish one of the sports reporters would ask Lewis if his arm tingles during the fall rut.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (mjR67)

247 The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork

Great handle.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (hO8IJ)

248 I know ya'll prolly commented already but the Ram Truck Commercial with paul harvey was #1 in my book. The Baby planet was #2.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (l86i3)

249 That Iranian "stealth fighter" looks like the one from the Owen Wilson/Eddie Murphy movie, I Spy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (vUK/h)

250 I think I have the flu.

Is God punishing me for eating pistachios tonight?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (piMMO)

251 191
"I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)
Why's he here?
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo shouldn't ask at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

Fewer narcoterrorists here.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (m7iyr)

252 I do believe that awesome stealth fighter produced by Iran is nothing more than a larger 1"/1' Revell action model for the Aurora Pulse Jet. Or something.
On a side note, hilarious video with Michael Bolton. That is a great SNL skit; one of the few left since that show went downhill years ago.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (0SmH0)

253 OT

My next truck is a Dodge

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (8sCoq)

254 @207

Really, who are those samsung guys? really? Why am I suppose to know them?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (wR+pz)

255 Drudge headline.

Irritating.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (piMMO)

256 Is God punishing me for eating pistachios tonight?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:52 PM (piMMO)

Grab ya a bottle of hooch, and electric blanket and a fat man then crawl in bed for 24 hours, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 10:53 PM (l86i3)

257 I want to see the iranian jet taxi, let alone fly.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 10:53 PM (VMcEw)

258 The guy making the snow angel in the confetti was cool.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 10:53 PM (gQcQ7)

259 245 ---"The Dodge ad saved the entire black out bowl."

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (wR+pz)

AMEN.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:53 PM (C8mVl)

260 255- oh well. Two teams I could give two shits about. After the Seahawks were done, so was I.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at February 03, 2013 10:54 PM (0SmH0)

261 191
"I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)
Why's he here? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo shouldn't ask at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

Because the family is here, silly.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:54 PM (m7iyr)

262 Why did they just have to do the GoDaddy commercial again?
Why, that's just fuckin nasty

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 10:56 PM (bTPOR)

263 Brandon in BR, #1 sock. He's my favorite. Your prize is riots in Baltimore! Enjoy!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 10:56 PM (0PiQ4)

264 Dodge Ram commercial best part of the game.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 10:56 PM (EAgmr)

265 Ana Marie Cox tweets: Paul Harvey? Really? No, really? Paul Harvey?

See, it pissed off the right people!Great commercial.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (15w2J)

266 I LOVE THIS PART

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (8sCoq)

267 Ana Marie Cox tweets:

Paul Harvey? Really?

No, really? Paul Harvey?

Bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:50 PM

She's still fapping to the GoDaddy and Samsung ads I'd imagine

Back in her Wonkette days she was a butterface with a nice rack, the kind of girl you'd take under the bleachers

Now, she's just a middle aged woman with saggy boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (wwsoB)

268 Yuck. GoDaddy ad. Yuck.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (C8mVl)

269 Grab ya a bottle of hooch, and electric blanket and a fat man then crawl in bed for 24 hours, you'll be fine.

****

I'd settle for the fat man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (piMMO)

270 Now, she's just a middle aged woman with saggy boobs

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (hO8IJ)

271 Update: The Ravens are the Superbowl Champs. The 49'ers are still vaginas.

Posted by: Cowboy at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (vNrFq)

272
I'd settle for the fat man.

Hi there!

Posted by: Chris Christie at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (BBWjt)

273 Brandon in BR congrats...

and I am going into voluntary coma mode...

here's hoping the Free Range Elderly from Tyler Texas was caught...er "found"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (LRFds)

274 That fucking stupid safety at the end of the game cost me $500. Fuck. Did I say fuck? FUCK!

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (yJYwC)

275 She's still fapping to the GoDaddy and Samsung ads I'd imagine

Back in her Wonkette days she was a butterface with a nice rack, the kind of girl you'd take under the bleachers

Now, she's just a middle aged woman with saggy boobs

***

She has 1.3M followers. Can you believe that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (piMMO)

276 And Baltimore is still a festering, drug addled, craphole.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM (15w2J)

277 261
191

"I'm robbing the bank, I'm robbing the bank" in broken English. (Hispanic male)
Why's he here? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo shouldn't ask at February 03, 2013 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

Because the family is here, silly.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:54 PM

He's a valedictorian who didn't have the money to go to Harvard due to the racism of Republicans who oppose the DREAM act and won't provide free educations because they want tax cuts for the rich

Posted by: Sen. Juan McCain at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM (wwsoB)

278 Niners will come back next year with a new vagenda

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM (Dnbau)

279 Oh god Bar Rafaeli again, her and Kate Upton would have been better, and it would have satisfied the LGBT crowd.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM (NzBQO)

280 In the competition to burn as many cars as possible, who wins the night: Baltimore, New Orleans, or San Francisco?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM (piMMO)

281 Billy Bob, the guys in the Samsung ad are Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM (mjR67)

282 That fucking stupid safety at the end of the game cost me $500. Fuck. Did I say fuck? FUCK!
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 03, 2013 10:58 PM (yJYwC)

Had you gone to church this morning you would know gambling is a sin. If you went and still didn't figure it out. Shame Shame Shame.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (l86i3)

283 also, double murderer Ray Lewis will visit the White House, and the JEF, with the team. bleechhhh

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (Dnbau)

284 278
Niners will come back next year with a new vagenda

when they draft the NFL's first ever gay tight end

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (BBWjt)

285 So far, no sirens or firetrucks.
I may get lucky

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (bTPOR)

286 Now, she's just a middle aged woman with saggy boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (wwsoB)

I heard she still likes anal, so she's got that going for her. C*nt!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (wR+pz)

287 So sad. Can you imagine how horrible it was for those preeezy voters, who went to the Big Easy, for the Big Game, to be stuck on an escalator for over 30 minutes when the power went out!

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (lGu1O)

288 Detroit. Silly.

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 11:01 PM (Dnbau)

289 Why would the safety make any difference on betting?

Niners were the favorites.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 11:01 PM (kqGWM)

290 >And Baltimore is still a festering, drug addled, craphole.

Fell's Point is pretty cool

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:01 PM (8sCoq)

291 Well, back to the Caribbean World Series.
Dominicans lead Mexico 5-4 in the 9th. Mexico has a man on 1st with no outs. Stole second. Advances to 3rd on a wild pitch. Hmmmm.
Could be a big upset in the making.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:01 PM (C8mVl)

292 Fuck off Ray.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 11:01 PM (15w2J)

293 Gonna take a stab in the dark here, and guess Lewis got away with another knife edge finish?

Posted by: otho at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (yBF/9)

294 Posted by: Deli LLama at February 03, 2013 11:00 PM (lGu1O)
Ok, that's almost as funny as the piss on the floor when the lights went out in the restrooms.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)

295 who will Ray's posse kill tonight

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (Dnbau)

296 Pastor Ray Lewis

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (NzBQO)

297 G-d wanted the Ravens to win. St. Ray Ray just informed us

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos)

298 OT

My next truck is a Dodge

There's no way in hell I'm ever buying a Dodge. Not after the boondoggle that was the automotive bailout.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (hpDVh)

299 also, double murderer Ray Lewis will visit the White House, and the JEF, with the team.

And our nancy-boy SCOAMF won't say a fucking thing about "violence."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (hO8IJ)

300 Ana Marie Cox tweets:

Paul Harvey? Really?

No, really? Paul Harvey?

Bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Another Vagenda subscriber!

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (EAgmr)

301 does anyone have a link to the Paul Harvey / Ram truck ad...I saw part of it, but had the mute on

I haven't sat in front of a TV this long since Seinfeld went off the air

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 11:03 PM (JMmQ9)

302 So sad. Can you imagine how horrible it was for those preeezy voters, who went to the Big Easy, for the Big Game, to be stuck on an escalator for over 30 minutes when the power went out!

****

HA!!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:03 PM (piMMO)

303 does anyone have a link to the Paul Harvey / Ram truck ad...I saw part of it, but had the mute on

I haven't sat in front of a TV this long since Seinfeld went off the air

***

Someone posted it above.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:04 PM (piMMO)

304 Bar Rafaeli has had plenty of practice making out with pasty-white, "sub-optimal" looking guys from all that time she spent dating Leo, heh!

Posted by: Kratos at February 03, 2013 11:04 PM (aca0s)

305 If the JEF had a thug friend, he would look like Ray Lewis

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 11:04 PM (Dnbau)

306 Fell's Point is pretty cool
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:01 PM (8sCoq)
--------------------------------------------------------
Been there lately? Baltimore was a great city...... 150 years ago.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 11:04 PM (jucos)

307 see Waterhouses comment at 166

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:04 PM (piMMO)

308 I'm nominally Catholic, gambling is part of the dogma! Hell, it was a $5 block pool, $500 would have bought me a nice supply of Valu-Rite.....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 03, 2013 11:04 PM (yJYwC)

309 Ugh... Google chrome has BLOCKED my access to Breitbart.com Firefox may have my business back.

Posted by: Stormy at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM (M+dGi)

310 Billy Bob, the guys in the Samsung ad are Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen.
Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 10:59 PM

OK, who TF are Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM (JMmQ9)

311 >There's no way in hell I'm ever buying a Dodge. Not after the boondoggle that was the automotive bailout.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (hpDVh)

oh yeah- forgot that- I just liked the ad so much
hell, I'm not working right now- my next truck is a van down by the river

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM (8sCoq)

312 okay, just saw that Samsung ad
that's the stupidest fucking ad

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

313 God loved the criminal who was on the Cross next to Jesus. He's just been bumped by Ray Lewis

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 11:06 PM (wwsoB)

314 Ugh... Google chrome has BLOCKED my access to Breitbart.com Firefox may have my business back.
Posted by: Stormy at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM (M+dGi)

Google is playing political games.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:06 PM (l86i3)

315 thx, NDH

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 11:06 PM (JMmQ9)

316 Ugh... Google chrome has BLOCKED my access to Breitbart.com Firefox may have my business back

***

It's temporary.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:06 PM (piMMO)

317 309
Ugh... Google chrome has BLOCKED my access to Breitbart.com Firefox may have my business back.

Posted by: Stormy at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM

It's being blocked by Google's search and by Twitter bitly

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 11:07 PM (wwsoB)

318 you guys . . . liked the Dodge ad? why?
it was incredibly boring !

meh

anyway I did a square thing at work - where you get numbers for each quarter? I won the first square and WOULD HAVE won the second too if they'd not faked that FG. blargh

so I'm guessing that's what the poster above was talking about, something like that. My friend was all set to win $200 but the safety blew that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at February 03, 2013 11:07 PM (J6kXj)

319 thx, NDH

***

You're welcome.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:07 PM (piMMO)

320 Any Neighborhood cams in the Baltimore area. I would love to watch.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:07 PM (l86i3)

321 *reaches for the rum to wash away terrible idea*

Vagenda Magazine decides to update 'My Fair Lady.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 11:07 PM (PQmb9)

322 >There's no way in hell I'm ever buying a Dodge. Not after the boondoggle that was the automotive bailout.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 11:02 PM (hpDVh)
---------------------------------------------------------
Word. GM and Chrysler can suck a dick. Ford or foreign for me. I think they'll both be out of business in less than 10 years.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (jucos)

323 FireFox has blocked it as well.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (EAgmr)

324 Rodney pitching to Clark.
For those of you at the Elizabeth Warren Institute of Racial Correctness, that's an African American Anglo Dominican Hispanic pitching to an Anglo Hispanic White Mexican.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (C8mVl)

325 Twitter problem with Breitbart fixed

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (wwsoB)

326 9 Ugh... Google chrome has BLOCKED my access to Breitbart.com Firefox may have my business back.
Posted by: Stormy at February 03, 2013 11:05 PM (M+dGi)

I think Brietbart has been hacked,

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (jfSqj)

327
Good night all. Productive day. I'm going to plan my future vagenda. It's great to finally have a word for that.

I think moststraight men have vagendas and now, thanks to the feminists, we have a word for it. See, today was a good day.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (AC0lD)

328 Any Neighborhood cams in the Baltimore area. I would love to watch.

****

http://www.wxnation.com/baltimore/webcams/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (piMMO)

329 248 I know ya'll prolly commented already but the Ram Truck Commercial with paul harvey was #1 in my book. The Baby planet was #2.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 10:51 PM (l86i3)

That Ram ad showed a CHURCH in the beginning and a family bowing their heads saying GRACE at the end... plus, Paul Harvey was a conservative Christian... almost makes me want to buy one of their pick-ups!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 03, 2013 11:09 PM (KL49F)

330 well, just checked teh baltimore traffic cams, don't look to be any riots yet, or maybe I just viewed the sucky cams

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 11:09 PM (BBWjt)

331 Anquon Boldin lost a Super Bowl as an AZ Cardinal in the last 3 minutes of the game (v Steelers)

tonight he's a champ- happy for him- he was almost knocked out of football entirely a few years ago when he broke his face in a game- he broke that part of the skull where all the front teeth are rooted

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:09 PM (8sCoq)

332 @310

yeah who the fuck are they? Seriously?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 11:09 PM (wR+pz)

333 the guy next to Jesus on the cross was a thief, right? Barabbas? Plus he was humble, not pretending to be God's spokesman

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 11:09 PM (Dnbau)

334 Vagenda? Really? What a sad pathetic bunch.

I love girly girls.

I love women who aren't afraid or ashamed to be women.

I love the way they look, and the way they smell; the way their eyes get misty when they get lost in thought, and the way they smile at nothing at all.

I love the way they don't realize that they are at their most desirable in the moments they think they look their worst; in those early morning hours when they stretch themselves awake and rub their eyes and complain that their hair is a mess.

In fact, I love women so much that if I were one, I'd be a lesbian.

Redhead is my favorite flavor, but really...the hair color doesn't matter all that much. I just lurves wimmins.

The only thing I can feel for these poor tortured souls who hate themselves... is pity.

And that's all I got to say about that. Back to pretending I work here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 03, 2013 11:10 PM (xa1/W)

335 http://www.wxnation.com/baltimore/webcams/
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (piMMO)

Wow, I feel like Major Nelson. I make a request and BOING!!!, there it is.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:10 PM (l86i3)

336 lol! Jello commercial comes in late with a classic.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 11:10 PM (NzBQO)

337 'Why are buildings shaped like monstrous penii?"

The Wachovia building in Winston Salem, NC looks exactly.like a penis. At night they light it up with red and green lights so it looks like a diseased penis.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2013 11:11 PM (wsGWu)

338 I'd settle for the fat man.

Make mine the little boy.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 03, 2013 11:11 PM (SSWdi)

339 Barrabas was ancient Israel's Van Jones, organizing the community to rabble. Pontius offered Yeshua or Barabbas. At the egging of the Sanhederin, Barabbas was released.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 11:11 PM (PQmb9)

340 Any Neighborhood cams in the Baltimore area. I would love to watch.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:07 PM (l86i3)
--------------------------------------------------------
There are sections of Baltimore by old Memorial Stadium that are so shitty that there is a police camera on every light post. Baltimore Police Dept. with flashing blue lights. Warzone comes to mind.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 11:11 PM (jucos)

341 Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (jucos)

I was just kidding with my last post of wanting to buy a Ram, but I wouldn't buy Ford either; Jews have long boycotted Ford due to Henry Ford's infamous anti-Semitism.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 03, 2013 11:11 PM (KL49F)

342 okay, gonna go to bed
since it's already sunday, I have to get up early on Monday in order to get the work done that i should have gotten done this weekend
urgh

and remember, happiness is a state of mind, but so is despair

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

343 When I buy a new car, I buy a car that I can afford...and when I say afford, I mean a Ford.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 11:12 PM (JMmQ9)

344 And that's all I got to say about that. Back to pretending I work here.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 03, 2013 11:10 PM (xa1/W)

Where do you work, Hallmark? Well written.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 11:12 PM (l86i3)

345 287 So sad. Can you imagine how horrible it was for those preeezy voters, who went to the Big Easy, for the Big Game, to be stuck on an escalator for over 30 minutes when the power went out!

It is so sad, I'm laughing!

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 11:13 PM (z4WKX)

346 Whew, Margarita, Mexico ties it at the bottom of the 9th after a wild pitch. This is a good game.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 11:13 PM (BStAJ)

347 Barabbas wasn't a thief; he was a bandit. Sort of a Robin Hood, if Robin Hood raped and murdered from the rich to give to the poor. And, remember, he got off. (Josephus had some trenchant things to say about folk like that.)

The two who were hanged next to Jesus were ordinary schlubs. They probably did deserve it (one of them admitted as much) but Barabbas deserved it more.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 11:13 PM (QTHTd)

348 The Wachovia building in Winston Salem, NC looks exactly.like a penis. At night they light it up with red and green lights so it looks like a diseased penis.
Posted by: Lauren

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/30_St_Mary_Axe_from_Leadenhall_Street.jpg
We rest our case... until next issue!

Posted by: Vagenda Magazine at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (NTBjC)

349 IE took me to Breitbart.com

Posted by: Stormy at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (M+dGi)

350 almost makes me want to buy one of their pick-ups!

Didn't we already buy all of them?

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (mjR67)

351 And that's all I got to say about that. Back to pretending I work here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Nice. And we women love men that love us.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (EAgmr)

352 Wow, I feel like Major Nelson. I make a request and BOING!!!, there it is.

***

*crosses arms*

*blinks*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (piMMO)

353 I'd settle for the fat man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 10:57 PM (piMMO)

Have I got a deal for you...

OK really, back to work now. Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (xa1/W)

354 Mexicans have tied it up 5-5, in the 9th with 2 outs, men at 1st and 3rd. At bat is that fine oppressed member of La Raza, Marlon Byrd.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (C8mVl)

355 The CFA related piece at HuffPo I just sidebar'd is pretty interesting...particularly the nastiness of the comments.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 03, 2013 11:16 PM (J6hHs)

356 346 --- Yes! It's really a great game!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:17 PM (C8mVl)

357 Here's another erection at Winston-Salem, NC
http://smallerthoughts.com/post/68635797/bowlingalleylawyer-home-ah-the-penis

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 11:17 PM (QTHTd)

358 >The Wachovia building in Winston Salem, NC looks exactly.like a penis.

you think that's what a penis looks like?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:17 PM (8sCoq)

359 Ugliest SB in my lifetime. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: joncelli at February 03, 2013 11:17 PM (CWlPF)

360 Nevermore.

Posted by: Bill Belichik at February 03, 2013 11:19 PM (0b17P)

361 Three hours of shit for one Ram commercial. Worth it.

Night all.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 11:19 PM (wR+pz)

362 >Ugliest SB in my lifetime. What an embarrassment.

did you see SB 18? As a Redskins fan? THAT was ugly. Trust me.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:20 PM (8sCoq)

363 At bat is that fine oppressed member of La Raza, Marlon Byrd.

Yes, and the schlub who stupidly decided to make a run for home and got caught between 3rd and home bears the fine Hispanic name of Clark. Oh, and it's the bottom of the 9th now - Mexico tied the game at the top of the 9th. My bad.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 11:20 PM (BStAJ)

364 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (xa1/W)

What does GGE of the Moron Horde mean? Are you organizing a chapter?

that was a nice piece you wrote about women!

I can tell Vagenda is the new word we'll be using on this blog, which grew sideways on my computer, a few seconds ago.

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 11:22 PM (z4WKX)

365 If there's a fire in a crowded theater, is it against the law to yell fire?

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 11:22 PM (BVkEs)

366 Yay. An accessory to murder wins all time glory. Next stop, the Hall of Fame!!!

Yay America!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 03, 2013 11:22 PM (p1uUQ)

367

hahaha SUCKAHS!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 11:23 PM (vyPsz)

368 Surprisingly calm in B'More.

Pussies.

Posted by: RWC at February 03, 2013 11:23 PM (sqp6o)

369 Looks like I'm typing on Be Once's thig.h. Wide format

Posted by: seamrog at February 03, 2013 11:24 PM (SSwjK)

370 Vagenda. It's what for breakfast.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 11:24 PM (EAgmr)

371 So did All State have a Mayhem commercial during the Stupor Bowel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 11:25 PM (PQmb9)

372 Word. GM and Chrysler can suck a dick. Ford or foreign for me. I think they'll both be out of business in less than 10 years.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 11:08 PM (jucos)

I buy Honda's now, they're built here and they are good. The worst POS I ever had was a 2000 Taurus. I tried the American big 3 for years, they all sucked.

Posted by: real joe, blue state hostage at February 03, 2013 11:25 PM (PD2ad)

373 If there's a fire in a crowded theater, is it against the law to yell fire?
Posted by: CraigPoe

Is this theoretical person a possessor of peen?

Posted by: Vagenda Magazine at February 03, 2013 11:26 PM (NTBjC)

374 Gosh, that "God made a farmer" commercial had me tearing up.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2013 11:26 PM (M/TDA)

375 Well, the holier-than-thou d-bag who wrote "Cloud Atlas" hates Ford, so that's a point in its favour

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 11:26 PM (QTHTd)

376 366 Yay. An accessory to murder wins all time glory. Next stop, the Hall of Fame!!!

Yay America!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 03, 2013 11:22 PM (p1uUQ)

Hey there brutha.

We just gots to keep that cracka Pete Rose outta da Hizzall of Fizzame.

Posted by: O to the J at February 03, 2013 11:26 PM (sqp6o)

377 363 --I think White Black African Caribbean American Anglo Hispanics should become Republicans. It would make life so much easier to classify them. They would just be old white men.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:27 PM (C8mVl)

378 I still love my Jeep.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:27 PM (piMMO)

379 Hey Kids

===

Didn't watch the SB. Saw every one from Chiefs/Vikes to last year. Quit watching TV this year. Don't even miss it any more.

Posted by: jc at February 03, 2013 11:28 PM (PlzOe)

380 >Surprisingly calm in B'More.

Pussies.

Posted by: RWC at February 03, 2013 11:23 PM (sqp6o)

hard-ass police dept. don't ask me how I know

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:29 PM (8sCoq)

381 Are they rioting in SF yet? Or just glitterbombing?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 03, 2013 11:29 PM (qo244)

382 Ray Lewis thanked his bambies mama.

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 11:30 PM (BVkEs)

383
Hey there brutha.

We just gots to keep that cracka Pete Rose outta da Hizzall of Fizzame.
Posted by: O to the J at February 03, 2013 11:26 PM (sqp6o)

Bleedat.

Posted by: Sponge at February 03, 2013 11:30 PM (p1uUQ)

384 hell, I'm not working right now- my next truck is a van down by the river

Nothing wrong with that. Spray paint "Free Candy" on the side and you're good to go. Talk to Kreiger if you want a sweet setup inside.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 11:30 PM (hpDVh)

385 speaking of Ford...

today on PBS' American Experience was Henry Ford

Very interesting. But it was over-dramatized, I think. They made Ford out to be Citizen Kane meets Rupert Murdoch.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 11:30 PM (vuIm8)

386 Best commercial notbshown during SB.

This shit makes me laugh everytime.

http://tinyurl.com/ar9kouj

Posted by: RWC at February 03, 2013 11:31 PM (sqp6o)

387 I see that New Orleans official is quoted as saying "City Leads in Energy Efficiency" What a great job, are they using things left over from Solyndra?

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 11:32 PM (z4WKX)

388 Richard Jeni invented the word "Vagenda". He had it in the middle of a bit about his woman taking him to see the Vagina Monologues only to be disappointed that it was not about ventriloquism.

For some idiot femme to take over his word is a sad and interesting twist.

Posted by: jc at February 03, 2013 11:33 PM (PlzOe)

389

I never knew Ford made an enormous fortune so quickly with the Model T.

And then tricked his investors into selling out and then turned his fortune into a mega-fortune.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 11:33 PM (oxIUw)

390 Thank you fucking piece of shit iPad for not giving me a way to scroll to the bottom of a page. I appreciate that.

S.J. Burns In hell.

Posted by: Sponge at February 03, 2013 11:34 PM (p1uUQ)

391
And that's all I got to say about that. Back to pretending I work here.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 03, 2013 11:10 PM (xa1/W)

That was beautiful. I love a woman who's not ashamed of her femininity. I love the way they smell when the come out of the shower. I love the feel when she presses up against me on the dance floor. I love the way they all get that silly little smile when I kiss them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 11:34 PM (hpDVh)

392 For some idiot femme to take over his word [vagenda] is a sad and interesting twist.

We're taking it back.

Posted by: clueless liberals at February 03, 2013 11:35 PM (QTHTd)

393 I see that New Orleans official is quoted as saying "City Leads in Energy Efficiency"

Maybe they had the new smart meters installed during the Katrina repairs. Ooops.

Posted by: no good deed at February 03, 2013 11:35 PM (mjR67)

394
Too bad it was for Ram trucks, but it was good to hear Paul Harvey's voice again.

http://tinyurl.com/crhq49c

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2013 11:35 PM (M/TDA)

395 And then tricked his investors into selling out and then turned his fortune into a mega-fortune.>>

A tricked investor is just a bad at investing. See Ponzi vs Govt.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 03, 2013 11:35 PM (qo244)

396 Thank you fucking piece of shit iPad for not giving me a way to scroll to the bottom of a page.

Apple subcontracted out the browser usability testing out to Torquemada Labs.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 03, 2013 11:36 PM (J6hHs)

397 Only saw this ad once today but it made me LMAO

GoPro Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3luc-03ZJuU

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:36 PM (8sCoq)

398 Extra innings!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:37 PM (C8mVl)

399 Posted by: RWC at February 03, 2013 11:31 PM (sqp6o)

Woula been good if it weren't for geico.

Posted by: Sponge at February 03, 2013 11:37 PM (p1uUQ)

400 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/30_St_Mary_Axe_from_Leadenhall_Street.jpg

We rest our case... until next issue!

Posted by: Vagenda Magazine at February 03, 2013 11:14 PM (NTBjC)

That's a building? Looks more like Achmed, the dead dirigible pilot, in his last day on the job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2013 11:37 PM (29+x5)

401 Where was Vagenda when Code Pink used same textiles to make their giant vagina costumes for the GOP convention? Was it because a few men also donned giant pink vagina costumes for their protest against the imaginary War Against Women? Is Vagenda against men wearing vagina costumes? Sexist!

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 03, 2013 11:38 PM (lGu1O)

402 Extra innings!>>

SF would have won if they spent less time in the penalty box.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 03, 2013 11:38 PM (qo244)

403 Apple subcontracted out the browser usability testing out to Torquemada Labs.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 03, 2013 11:36 PM (J6hHs)

So? It Makes the pad suck.

Posted by: Sponge at February 03, 2013 11:39 PM (p1uUQ)

404 Paul Rudd? Wasn't he on that Linda Hunt show "Married With You?"

Posted by: Baldy at February 03, 2013 11:39 PM (opS9C)

405 Paul Rudd married "Phoebe"

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 11:40 PM (8sCoq)

406
It wasn't really that kind of trick.

Ford, according to the historians, created an elaborate ruse to panic his incwstors and they fell for it.

Ford, they make out to be, was a brilliant tactician.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 11:41 PM (oxIUw)

407 you think that's what a penis looks like"

Uh. Yeah. See Boulder Toilet Hobo's picture.

Posted by: Lauren at February 03, 2013 11:41 PM (wsGWu)

408 The bunker-man standoff in Alabama continues. There are some sick people in the world.

Posted by: toby928© at February 03, 2013 11:42 PM (QupBk)

409 I haven't read the comments yet but I doubt I'll be the 1st moron to point out that vagina is the penis's agenda.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2013 11:42 PM (qPTQQ)

410 Thank you fucking piece of shit iPad for not giving me a way to scroll to the bottom of a page

****

Somebody turned me on to EoP which I downloaded to my Iphone. It was a little bit of a PITA to install, but now I don't know how I'd get by without it.

Caution there are two different programs: End of Page and Find on Page. Find on page sucks, but once you bookmark End of Page, you'll love it.

You can find it in the Apps store.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:43 PM (piMMO)

411 Well the ghetto bowl was a disappointment

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 03, 2013 11:43 PM (kAwdO)

412 1 comment

Ray Lewis haters, suck it

done for the night

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at February 03, 2013 11:44 PM (jp9p1)

413

Subscribe to Johnson Illustrated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 03, 2013 11:44 PM (CasdU)

414 San francisco was punished because of their anti gay policy.

Posted by: Andrew, Spawn of Jordan, son of Greg, cocksucker of Obama at February 03, 2013 11:45 PM (+OTLF)

415 Ray Lewis suckers, hate it.

Posted by: toby928© at February 03, 2013 11:46 PM (QupBk)

416 402--- "SF would have won if they spent less time in the penalty box."
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 03, 2013 11:38 PM (qo244)

That cracked me up!

(Actually, I'm watching the end of the Mexico-Dominican game in the Caribbean World Series.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:46 PM (C8mVl)

417 1 comment

Ray Lewis haters, suck it

done for the night

****

Seriously?

Of all the things you could have commented, a defense of Lewis is it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)

418 Saw the halftime show.

The scientists are right...they DO move in figure eights.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 03, 2013 11:47 PM (5J54Q)

419 Ugh... Google chrome has BLOCKED my access to Breitbart.com Firefox may have my business back.

Firefox does it too, though you can bypass it by clicking on a tiny link in the bottom right. Stupid "liberals".

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 03, 2013 11:47 PM (7um7O)

420 i may go to the parade on Tuesday.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 03, 2013 11:49 PM (UOjzE)

421 One good thing: no noisy fireworks, honking, and yelling.

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2013 11:50 PM (j7rp0)

422 Margarita, I'm wondering why all the Dominician players have "Orange" on the back of their uniforms. The front of the Mexican uniforms are full of ads - they're walking billboards.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 11:50 PM (BStAJ)

423 Cory Booker, Dan Quayle, and the English Language

Certainly, spelling and grammatical mistakes happen, especially when one is typing away furiously to quickly send out a tweet. Crypto-Progressive and Newark Mayor Cory Booker is certainly no exception

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1352

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 03, 2013 11:50 PM (Vk2pI)

424 I watched the game at a friend's house and chose my sitting spot well.

I ended up with two hot babes to my right and two on my left.

Sometimes a Moron catches a break.

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2013 11:51 PM (j7rp0)

425 Here is my "News of the Week" compilation of the news

http://tinyurl.com/aq3wfab

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 03, 2013 11:52 PM (Vk2pI)

426 422- We were wondering the same thing. Could "Orange" be a Dominican soft drink maybe?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 11:53 PM (C8mVl)

427 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2013 11:56 PM (JMmQ9)

428 348
That is one ugly building.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 11:57 PM (sdi6R)

429 Yeah - you know, I'm thinking that the ads on the uniforms (and no last names on them) are so the uniforms can be passed on from player to player. This isn't big money MLB. LOL, when I first noticed "Orange" on a Dominician pitcher's back, I thought "What a weird name for a hispanic baseball player."

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 11:57 PM (BStAJ)

430 408 The bunker-man standoff in Alabama continues. There are some sick people in the world.

Posted by: toby928© at February 03, 2013 11:42 PM (QupBk)

I think the mudslime cleric who raped (any and every hole) and then tortured (tried to weld her torn rectum closed) and then killed her beats out bunker guy.

Oh, and his punishment was a fine. Also it was his 5 year old daughter.

We obviously need to send them foreign aid.

Posted by: RWC at February 03, 2013 11:57 PM (sqp6o)

431 Amusing that Truck Monkey thinks Govans is a bad part of town. Where you from, Mayberry?

Prolly too late, but the cams you wanna watch are in Fells Point. Lots of girls topless in celebration.

RAVENS WIN!!!!WOOOOOT!

Posted by: Weirddave at February 03, 2013 11:57 PM (aH+zP)

432 Earthworms, by burrowing through the soil and making it more porous, make it easier for greenhouse gases in the soil to escape into the atmosphere.
Earthworms mix organic plant residues in the soil, which may increase decomposition and carbon dioxide emissions.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2013 11:58 PM (e8kgV)

433 LOL, when I first noticed "Orange" on a Dominician pitcher's back, I
thought "What a weird name for a hispanic baseball player."

He should be proud.

Posted by: William III and II at February 03, 2013 11:59 PM (QTHTd)

434 Breitbart.com: Spring Break: Flight Records Suggest Fourth Menendez Flight http://preview.tinyurl.com/ac555eo

Posted by: Baldy at February 04, 2013 12:01 AM (opS9C)

435 Where the fuck is Peaches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2013 12:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

436 429---" when I first noticed "Orange" on a Dominician pitcher's back, I thought 'What a weird name for a hispanic baseball player.'"
Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 11:57 PM (BStAJ)

Ha! And such big lettering too, dang egomaniacs!

Ooooh. Mexico's threatening....but 2 outs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2013 12:03 AM (C8mVl)

437
432 Earthworms, by burrowing through the soil and making it more porous, make it easier for greenhouse gases in the soil to escape into the atmosphere.
Earthworms mix organic plant residues in the soil, which may increase decomposition and carbon dioxide emissions.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2013 11:58 PM (e8kgV)

Do they have electrolytes?

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 12:03 AM (sqp6o)

438 Carbon dioxide cause plants to grow and release oxygen into the atmosphere.

This menace has had two billion years to reap havoc all over the world.

Now it is time to do something about it.

We must not flinch.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 12:05 AM (j7rp0)

439
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 03, 2013 10:37 PM

No way! We run from there every Thursday night--stretch right there in the drive through area post-run! Crap! I guess he was just robbing the banks that Americans refuse to rob!

OK, Superbowl highlights for me:
The Joe Montana Tide ad (my favorite!)
The Taco Bell Geezer ad was good!
The Budweiser horse ad was cute (except I did have a slight shudder of an"Enumclaw" moment.
The Ravens winning.
Joe Flacco dropping an "F" bomb as he said "Effing Awesome!" and it didn't get bleeped as well as Joe receiving the MVP.

Oh, and I ate and drank way toomuch! Absolutely puffed out like a toad now!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2013 12:07 AM (Ag5D2)

440 433
LOL, when I first noticed "Orange" on a Dominician pitcher's back, I

thought "What a weird name for a hispanic baseball player."

He should be proud.

Posted by: William III and II at February 03, 2013 11:59 PM

Dominicans often have Anglo names, it's also not unusual in Venezuela and Columbia. It's also not unusual to see Nicaraguans and Panamanians with Irish surnames

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2013 12:07 AM (wwsoB)

441 Oh, Jeez, I wish Mexico would have scored, because I have to go to bed! No real dog in this fight, of course, but I find I'm hoping the Mexicans win, because they appear to be the underdogs - and so the home crowd can go home happy. They look like they're enjoying themselves in the stands.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 04, 2013 12:07 AM (BStAJ)

442 fourth trip for Menendez? Why hide that now?? innerresting

Posted by: thunderb at February 04, 2013 12:07 AM (Dnbau)

443 FF (with help from Google) blocked me as well on Breitbart. Opera does not block (at least for now). And some of you wondered why they wanted an Internet Kill Switch. An incremental approach to controlling information is always best (based on the slowly boiling frog practice beloved by facists the world over).

Another Sunday with no TV watched in this house--loverly day!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (Cnqmv)

444 almost as good as seeing mendez legally screwed for fucking young girls in the dominican republic is watching him sodomize himself financially trying to pay for his share of expenses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

445 @390: "Thank you fucking piece of shit iPad for not giving me a way to scroll to the bottom of a page. I appreciate that."

There's a crude but simple hack for mobile Safari. Works with desktop Safari too. Basically, you save a single JavaScript line as a bookmark, and hit that bookmark whenever you wanna save your wrist the work of scrolling down a long, long page:

javascript:scroll(0,document.getElementsByTagName(%22body%22)%5B0%5D.scrollHeight);

(I really hope Pixy doesn't kill the above.)

But, yeah, iOS could really use a special gesture of some sort for jumping to end of page. Kinda surprising that they don't after so many years.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (kqGWM)

446 Now it is time to do something about it.

We must not flinch.>>

The computer models say we will die if nothing is done!!11!!

Though they also said the 49ers would win I'm so confused.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (qo244)

447 432
Earthworms, by burrowing through the soil and making it more porous,
make it easier for greenhouse gases in the soil to escape into the
atmosphere.

Earthworms mix organic plant residues in the soil, which may increase decomposition and carbon dioxide emissions.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2013 11:58 PM

Don't forget that the ecofascists want to go all Eichmann on teh kittehs

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2013 12:09 AM (wwsoB)

448 It's also not unusual to see Nicaraguans and Panamanians with Irish surnames Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2013 12:07 AM (wwsoB)

Puerto Ricans too. When I was there I met a guy named Pedro O'Reilly. He said his ancestors meant to go to Boston, but got on the wrong boat!

Posted by: Donna V. at February 04, 2013 12:09 AM (BStAJ)

449 beyonce has nice legs? please, she's an effin heifer

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2013 12:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

450 441 Oh, Jeez, I wish Mexico would have scored, because I have to go to bed! No real dog in this fight, of course, but I find I'm hoping the Mexicans win, because they appear to be the underdogs - and so the home crowd can go home happy. They look like they're enjoying themselves in the stands.
Posted by: Donna V. at February 04, 2013 12:07 AM (BStAJ)

My sentiments exactly! I'm not going to be able to stay up much longer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2013 12:12 AM (C8mVl)

451
Paul Rudd? Wasn't he on that Linda Hunt show "Married With You?"

His best move ever was Clueless. Sigh! Worst one was that one he did with Jennifer Aniston, and he's gay. But they have drunk sex once, and she gets preggers. So bad! I'm embarassed to say we paid money to see it, but I had a huge crush on him after Clueless and wanted to see all his subsequent movies. That movie pretty much killed it after that.

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2013 12:12 AM (Ag5D2)

452 Though they also said the 49ers would win I'm so confused.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (qo244)

They did win, just not in a more points way.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 12:12 AM (j7rp0)

453 I don't care about the Beyonce lip syncing BS I want to know if her ass was CGI tonight.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:14 AM (qo244)

454 So that was another not-very-exciting Top Gear episode.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 12:14 AM (QAYrC)

455 451 --- Clueless. THAT's where I've seen him before.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2013 12:15 AM (C8mVl)

456
fourth trip for Menendez? Why hide that now?? innerresting

I'm sure the Honorable SenatorMenedez has a perfectly fine reason to be there. We mustn't question him or God forbid, judge him! There is nothing to see here! Now please, stop your nattering and quit wasting his time,money and energy. Please let him get back to his job of looking out for the good people of New Jersey!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2013 12:16 AM (Ag5D2)

457 They did win, just not in a more points way.>>

They're going to Disney?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:16 AM (qo244)

458 Breitbart sites are working for me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 04, 2013 12:18 AM (BAS5M)

459 Deer sammich, anyone?

Posted by: RayRay Lewis at February 04, 2013 12:18 AM (vbh31)

460 Piss Morgan is doing his show from a Texas fun show tomorrow.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 12:18 AM (sqp6o)

461
Though they also said the 49ers would win I'm so confused.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (qo244)

They did win, just not in a more points way

I'm actually surprised that teams are allowed to win in America any more. You know, the country where every team is a winner and every player gets a trophy. It's not fair that someone has to lose and go home feeling badly about himself. We are a country committed to fairness. This madness must be stopped! The Ravens should have to split the Lombardi Trophy in half...

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2013 12:18 AM (Ag5D2)

462 Watching The Road Warrior again....completely different movie when you view it as a training film.

Posted by: Icedog at February 04, 2013 12:19 AM (9ScGj)

463

For those of you using Chrome and who are being blocked from Breitbart, there is an immediate fix:

1. Open your Chrome Settings window

2. Scroll to the bottom and click Show Advanced Settings

3. Uncheck the box for Enable phishing and malware protection

4. Click your Breitbart link.

5. Send a message to Google: If they continue to permit such clearly political activities, you will boycott them ... and their advertisers ... and contact their advertisers and tell them so ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 04, 2013 12:19 AM (kbG1i)

464 460 Piss Morgan is doing his show from a Texas fun show tomorrow.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 12:18 AM (sqp6o)

I'm not sure what to ask about that, but I don't get it.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:19 AM (7xPCu)

465 Safari gives an OMG! warning about breitbartdotcom.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 12:20 AM (j7rp0)

466 I was wondering if Marino fathered any more bastards while the lights were out.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at February 04, 2013 12:20 AM (DC1tz)

467 It's also not unusual to see Nicaraguans and Panamanians with Irish surnames

Or Argentines with German surnames

Posted by: Josef Mengele at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (QTHTd)

468 Data ? You here? Did you write the cat poem you posted on yesterday's ONT? It is excellent.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 03, 2013 10:12 PM (m7iyr)

The poem is an actual poem from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Posted by: Data at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (Vk2pI)

469 The Ravens should have to split the Lombardi Trophy in half...>>

Picking 2 winners is just as evil. The Lombardi Trophy needs to be melted don and made into participation coins for all the teams.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (qo244)

470 467 It's also not unusual to see Nicaraguans and Panamanians with Irish surnames

Or Argentines with German surnames
Posted by: Josef Mengele at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (QTHTd)

I know a Peruvian with a Scottish surname.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (7xPCu)

471 For those of you using Chrome and who are being blocked from Breitbart, there is an immediate fix:

1. Open your Chrome Settings window

2. Scroll to the bottom and click Show Advanced Settings

3. Uncheck the box for Enable phishing and malware protection

4. Click your Breitbart link.

5. Send a message to Google: If they continue to permit such clearly political activities, you will boycott them ... and their advertisers ... and contact their advertisers and tell them so ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February

how about go to breitbart, try to view site, close chrome, remove from computer, open firefox, go to breitbart.

google will get that message faster.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

472 Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:19 AM (7xPCu)

Piers Morgan is broadcasting tomorrow from a Texas gun show.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)

473 Wow. Tied for 1st place in Sock Puppets. Knew those voiced in my head were good for something...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (Vk2pI)

474 funny video upthread

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

475 "Piss Morgan is doing his show from a Texas fun show tomorrow."

Shhhhh.....it's a trap

Posted by: Pissed off Texan at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (9ScGj)

476 NYT: Broad Powers Seen for Obama in Cyberstrikes

Posted by: Baldy at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (opS9C)

477 Piers Morgan is broadcasting tomorrow from a Texas gun show.
Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (sqp6o)

Thankfully for him, Texans are usually merciful.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (7xPCu)

478
Right now on tv is a 40 yr old episode of The Fugitive.

the episode is about a man obsessed with stopping polution because IT'S KILLING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!

Same old shit.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (QVBzT)

479 467 It's also not unusual to see Nicaraguans and Panamanians with Irish surnames

Or Argentines with German surnames
Posted by: Josef Mengele at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (QTHTd)

I know a Peruvian with a Scottish surname.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (7xPCu)

The Chilean who liberated Chile back in 1810 or so was Bernardo O'Higgens

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (Vk2pI)

480 Ack.
Dominicans come back and win it 6-5.
Well, Mexico sure didn't make it easy for them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (C8mVl)

481
Right now on tv is a 40 yr old episode of The Fugitive.

the episode is about a man obsessed with stopping polution because "IT'S KILLING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!"

Same old shit.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (DlaLh)

482 Wow. Tied for 1st place in Sock Puppets. Knew those voiced in my head were good for something...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 12:22 AM (Vk2pI)

Your Welcome!

Posted by: The Voices in The Political Hat's Head at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (Vk2pI)

483 Let's see...when you look at the 'why' what you see is that it looks like Google ad services is delivering infected ads (20 out of 3557 pages), so Google's malware scanning decided to blacklist the page.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (o+SC1)

484 The Chilean who liberated Chile back in 1810 or so was Bernardo O'Higgens
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (Vk2pI)

I just call all of them 'fat bastard'...they understand.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:24 AM (7xPCu)

485 And the Dominicians win. Good God, like Obama, I'm developing a great knack for picking the losing team to root for. 'night morons and ettes!

Posted by: Donna V. at February 04, 2013 12:24 AM (BStAJ)

486 Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:21 AM (qo244)

Agree. Steelers are just greedy. They need to redistribute their rings for the common good.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2013 12:24 AM (sqp6o)

487 Safari gives an OMG! warning about breitbartdotcom.

But if you click on the info button, it says that 0 instances of malware were discovered ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 04, 2013 12:25 AM (TvO05)

488
What I want to know is why taxpayers pay for Wayne Dyer to peddle his bullshit on governemt television.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:25 AM (KwX0v)

489 The Taco Bell Geezer ad

Did anybody catch what the back tattoo said? Or do I have to rewatch it?

Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2013 12:25 AM (tAie3)

490 how about go to breitbart, try to view site, close chrome, remove from computer, open firefox, go to breitbart.

google will get that message faster.

The problem with removing Chrome from a PC is that it leaves things behind in the registry--it doesn't clean itself up very well. So, links in emails will no longer work, ftp sites won't load, all kinds of things from the very kind folks at Google.

I know a lot of people like it, but Chrome is very close to malware.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2013 12:29 AM (xjpRj)

491 I was wondering if Marino fathered any more bastards while the lights were out.
Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at February 04, 2013 12:20 AM (DC1tz)

He tried, but Joe Montana got there first.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 12:29 AM (j7rp0)

492 478
Right now on tv is a 40 yr old episode of The Fugitive.

the episode is about a man obsessed with stopping polution because IT'S KILLING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!

Same old shit.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:23 AM (QVBzT)

How does he carry out his obsession? Mayhem and murder or a stern, repetitive lecture about recycling or somesuch?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:30 AM (7xPCu)

493
He tried, but Joe Montana got there first.

Was that why Joe was walking funny after the game?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 04, 2013 12:30 AM (hpDVh)

494 Gin was like Mother's milk to her...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 04, 2013 12:31 AM (Jcd0S)

495
Picking 2 winners is just as evil. The Lombardi Trophy needs to be melted don and made into participation coins for all the teams.

That is absolutely brilliant! OBAMABUCKS!!!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2013 12:32 AM (Ag5D2)

496 Looks like the left is trying to do a twitter unity think:

http://uniteblue.com/

They are using the hashtag #uniteblue

Ought to be good for some fun...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2013 12:33 AM (Vk2pI)

497 Wow, this is a slow ONT.

Posted by: eman at February 04, 2013 12:34 AM (j7rp0)

498
re: The Fugitive

he's doing what any concerned eco-nut would do: send poison gas to a factory to teach the world a lesson about pollution

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:37 AM (SljXf)

499 he's doing what any concerned eco-nut would do: send poison gas to a factory to teach the world a lesson about pollution

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:37 AM (SljXf)

Well, it does decrease the surplus population of humans...

Posted by: Richard Attenborough at February 04, 2013 12:39 AM (Vk2pI)

500 498
re: The Fugitive

he's doing what any concerned eco-nut would do: send poison gas to a factory to teach the world a lesson about pollution

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:37 AM (SljXf)

I'd alter online recipies for guacamole to include a pinch of hexavalent chromium, but that's just me.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:39 AM (7xPCu)

501 Did anybody catch what the back tattoo said? Or do I have to rewatch it?

Ha, it's Goldblatt. I missed the intro nurse Goodnight so it was a funny suprise. Probably not kosher (pre-denounced for your comedy pleasure) since IIRC the no-ink is a Jewish prohibition.

Meanwhile what was the lime green car? Dodge Polaris?

Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2013 12:41 AM (tAie3)

502
but it's crazy to think the BP oil well was sabotaged...

after all, it had no effect on policy...

oh wait

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:42 AM (BUcLz)

503 Well, it does decrease the surplus population of humans...>>

I'm good with this solution as long as I am the arbiter of the definition of surplus.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:42 AM (qo244)

504
I just can't get over how patient the Left is.

They've been chipping away at the USA for decades and it's really paid off.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 04, 2013 12:44 AM (ZgBZU)

505 So, what is the over/under on how many days until CBS fires Boomer Esiason for not gobbling Ray Ray's junk on Super Bowl Sunday?

http://tinyurl.com/alvtfr6

That was my favorite moment from the Super Bowl.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 04, 2013 12:45 AM (Zd/NW)

506 503 Well, it does decrease the surplus population of humans...>>

I'm good with this solution as long as I am the arbiter of the definition of surplus.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2013 12:42 AM (qo244)

and the definition of 'human'...sheesh, in some midwestern areas, they're more like upright bovine creatures what can speak english.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:45 AM (7xPCu)

507 Vagendra Magazine: I suppose it's made from absorbent paper. I also suppose they go into the red for 5-6 days each month.

Super Bowl Blackout? Clearly it was Bush's fault.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 04, 2013 12:47 AM (n8LUb)

508 Super Bowl Blackout? Clearly it was Bush's fault.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 04, 2013 12:47 AM (n8LUb)

Well, isn't everything Bush's fault? From the smallest stubbed toe to the largest distant supernova, it's all Bush's fault.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 12:49 AM (7xPCu)

509 New Disney movie trailer that just came out right after the Super Bowl.

Looks good!!

http://tinyurl.com/aqyw329

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 04, 2013 12:55 AM (Zd/NW)

510 I saw this earlier today:

Who are the police at war with?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdhVxva5KU

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2013 12:58 AM (sdi6R)

511 Anybody see the Jello commercial on ESPN. Why would Frisco WANT pudding?

Posted by: OldDog at February 04, 2013 01:02 AM (tQYJH)

512 A lib acquaintance on my FB called Paul Harvey "a chump".

Unfriended.

'Sup, morons?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 04, 2013 01:08 AM (5J54Q)

513 The Chilean who liberated Chile back in 1810 or so was Bernardo O'Higgens

Did he have a smart-aleck private investigator who drove his Ferrari living on his property?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2013 01:11 AM (6n8tM)

514 510
I saw this earlier today:

Who are the police at war with?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdhVxva5KU

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2013 12:58 AM (sdi6R)

Somehow, whenever gun confiscation or police v. guns is the subject, I keep thinking of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU -- and when I do, I think of jury nullification.

Shit's gonna get real.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2013 01:12 AM (kaalw)

515 "Unfriended."

Good day!

Posted by: derit at February 04, 2013 01:13 AM (I88Jc)

516 I'd be on Top 10 commenters list if other people had not posted more comments than me. Just sayin.

Posted by: Mr_Write at February 04, 2013 01:14 AM (4bU4I)

517 444
almost as good as seeing mendez legally screwed for fucking young girls
in the dominican republic is watching him sodomize himself financially
trying to pay for his share of expenses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2013 12:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

====
if you are going to stiff your hooker, don't stiff your hooker.

Posted by: jc at February 04, 2013 01:14 AM (PlzOe)

518 derit at February 04, 2013 01:13 AM (I88Jc)

Sir ... You forgot the Sir ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 04, 2013 01:14 AM (TvO05)

519 I'd be on Top 10 commenters list if other people had not posted more comments than me. Just sayin.

You waz robbed by h8ters! No doubt in any reasonable persons mind ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 04, 2013 01:16 AM (TvO05)

520 Good evening all. Completely missed the SB; getting some sleep before work week started. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: zeera at February 04, 2013 01:19 AM (3dXwx)

521 Just thought the herd should be alerted to SF 49er cheerleaders on Craig Ferguson. Covered elbows, of course. Short but cute bit about causing the power outage in the stadium. Bed what is bed?

And a vagina mag? Horrifying. Modern feminism is making Susan B. Anthony and her compatriots perpetually spin in their graves.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2013 01:19 AM (ijXVY)

522 Adriane: They are h8ters and commentists. And probably incontinent.

Posted by: Mr_Write at February 04, 2013 01:19 AM (4bU4I)

523 Best truck I ever had was a Ram with a Cummings diesel

Thank you, Paul Harvey!

Posted by: TexasJew at February 04, 2013 01:22 AM (lD8ju)

524 Just set up a back-up twitter account:

http://twitter.com/PoliticalHatToo

So, anyone with a twitter list for 'rons, please do add...

#tgdn

Posted by: The Political Hat (@PoliticalHatToo) at February 04, 2013 01:23 AM (Vk2pI)

525 I think they fed the puppies steroids

Posted by: TexasJew at February 04, 2013 01:25 AM (lD8ju)

526 Slow ONT? Obviously needs moar Hopelessness.

BTW, homeopathic Natrum sulphuricum - guiding mental symptom : hopelessness about the future.

For those who might need it.

Barry Learns Gun Control - my 1-min vid - http://bit.ly/skeetr - last time I'll plug that here. Honest!

Posted by: Mindfulguy still banned on the desktop at February 04, 2013 01:30 AM (uHgI5)

527 Isn't the puppy bowl some sort of Asian fusion dish Obama discovered last time he was vacationing in Hawaii?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 01:41 AM (7xPCu)

528 My ginger cheerleader lost. I'm so sad for her. I'm here to offer comfort...

Whazzap roonz and roonettez! Sat down for lunch and machines are breaking all over the place. Scroom, I'm off planet for the next half hour.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 04, 2013 01:43 AM (xa1/W)

529 Who are the police at war with?

The NYSP is spread very very thin upstate, the answer better be NOBODY or they're gonna be in deep shit if there's even the tiniest bit of resistance.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 04, 2013 01:54 AM (J6hHs)

530 529 Who are the police at war with?

The NYSP is spread very very thin upstate, the answer better be NOBODY or they're gonna be in deep shit if there's even the tiniest bit of resistance.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 04, 2013 01:54 AM (J6hHs)

Some lib douche said something along the lines of 'what can gun owners do against the military?' and I said 'what can the military possibly do against 100 million or more pissed off guns owners?'

Posted by: model_1066 at February 04, 2013 02:19 AM (7xPCu)

531 Some lib douche said something along the lines of 'what can gun owners do against the military?'

They ALL say that. They'll be the first to piss their pants and demand a halt if there were even modest military confiscation operations in their areas that resulted in blowback.

These are the same people that go all eleventy outraged when some cops hand out a vigorous tuneup to some skell. And they're gonna support military on street corners with machineguns and roadblocks/searches that turn a 20 minute commute into 4 hours? Yea right.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 04, 2013 02:26 AM (J6hHs)

532 531
Some lib douche said something along the lines of 'what can gun owners do against the military?'

They
ALL say that. They'll be the first to piss their pants and demand a
halt if there were even modest military confiscation operations in their
areas that resulted in blowback.

These are the same people that
go all eleventy outraged when some cops hand out a vigorous tuneup to
some skell. And they're gonna support military on street corners with
machineguns and roadblocks/searches that turn a 20 minute commute into 4
hours? Yea right.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 04, 2013 02:26 AM (J6hHs)

===
they are also the ones that want to kowtow to the splodeydopes at the slightest provocation. They know they will get their clits cut off and they want to surrender anyway.

Posted by: jc at February 04, 2013 02:35 AM (PlzOe)

533 Some folks is all hat and no cattle. But for the life of me, I've never see cows go to the habadashary ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 04, 2013 02:37 AM (TvO05)

534 The NYSP is spread very very thin upstate, the
answer better be NOBODY or they're gonna be in deep shit if there's even
the tiniest bit of resistance.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 04, 2013 01:54 AM (J6hHs)

Sold some 1911 mags to a fellow member of my gun board last week; turned out he was in uniform at the time. His view was that if the worst (ban / confiscation) happened, he and others like him weren't going to go anywhere near houses with guns, since they all have them and wouldn't cotton to that knock on the door. The cops, at least down here - can't speak for occupied Chicago - are not interested in risking life and limb to take away the same guns they have at home from the people not committing the crimes. I'd bet that goes double for the guard and active duty military, as they were raised by the people with the guns.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at February 04, 2013 02:44 AM (lJJMb)

535 /as were the cops, obviously. As Robert Farago calls us, "people of the gun". Those who've pulled a trigger and lost the mythic and mystical view of machines made of wood, plastic, and steel.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at February 04, 2013 02:46 AM (lJJMb)

536 Good Night, StPatrick_TN ... Happy post SB Monday

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 04, 2013 02:53 AM (TvO05)

537 To you as well, Adriane.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at February 04, 2013 02:56 AM (lJJMb)

538 This thread isn't entirely dead, if anybody is around. I don't start work until 1400.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at February 04, 2013 03:13 AM (lJJMb)

539 Suck it, haters.

Yeah, daddy's got a buzz.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 04, 2013 03:22 AM (v6mdp)

540 Nevermind, it's dead, notwithstanding DC's triumphal post. Bedtime for me.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at February 04, 2013 03:27 AM (lJJMb)

541 You just have to love these recruiters for contract jobs who cannot be bothered to look at a map. I just got an email suggesting I sign on for a two month+ deployment project in Lodi, CA. It's only a 315 mile commute. I told the guy it would be fine if there was compensation for travel and accommodations but that seems very unlikely unless they're expecting me to run the whole show.

Posted by: epobirs at February 04, 2013 05:13 AM (kcfmt)

542 Epobirs, at least the wether is nice enough for sleeping in your truck

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2013 05:59 AM (Io7hX)

543 Regarding the previous post on gun laws--you know, it seems to me that a lot of those called mentally ill never did much to deserve their condition, esp. those struck in their teenage years, whereas felons more than did so. Let society do as it wishes, but I don't think I'll ever be much concerned with restoring felon rights, including voting, because I don't think I care. Personal view.

Posted by: Hell on the Wabash at February 04, 2013 09:04 AM (9emgC)

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