Perhaps not The Worst Superbowl Post in the History of Superbowl Posts

That's right. A good number of you are half in the tank anyway by now, double dipping your Doritos when nobody's looking. Or double dipping anyway and taking the stink eye. And yet you dip.

San Francisco 49ers. Balitimore Ravens. I'm not conflicted, a 27 all tie would be fine by me.

I don't do analysis (check out my pick record), I do cheerleaders and randomness. Analysis is not in my contract, and not a skill I have anyway. I think the Ravens take this thing, but I'd leave the college money alone on my say so.

Here are my square numbers from the office pool. 5 & 6, 9 & 2. Also known as FML, Frontwards and Backwards, every quarter.


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ALSO! On non-controversy controversies I just have three words:

They're boring.

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Couple more cheerleaders just because..

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Happy Superbowl everybody.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 05:00 PM



Comments

1 Buttons and elBows

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2013 05:03 PM (BGBJa)

2 Hey, where are the male cheerleaders, for the ette's?

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 05:03 PM (4cRnj)

3 Second one is nice.

Posted by: Vic at February 03, 2013 05:05 PM (53z96)

4 I'm trying to focus on the game and not on the fact that football will be gone for 6 months afterward.

Posted by: joncelli at February 03, 2013 05:06 PM (CWlPF)

5 Hair-bowl. Go '49ers!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 03, 2013 05:07 PM (mkb9H)

6 Broncos are going to the.....



Aw, hell, who am I kidding?

Posted by: The Curious Disappearance of Seamus Muldoon is Free on Kindle through Tuesday at February 03, 2013 05:07 PM (qqZuQ)

7 4 Joncelli,

I am thinking football will be gone for six decades soon...

I mocked Starship troopers for looking so alien in their handling of football but fairly soon we'll not recognize the game I'd wager.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 05:07 PM (LRFds)

8 I'm calling this one early for the SF cheerleader.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2013 05:08 PM (FcR7P)

9 I'm calling this one early for the SF cheerleader.

Agreed. She's definitely the tranny.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 05:08 PM (hpDVh)

10 I have no dog in this fight. Didn't watch the super bowl last time the ravens got in.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:09 PM (SR5a+)

11 Reggie didn''t Love the macho pic of me with the rifle-y thing. Reggie says I should have worn my Spanx to hold in my tummy - tum - tum.

Posted by: From Barry with Love at February 03, 2013 05:09 PM (ypzqs)

12 Jeebus Palomino

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:09 PM (8sCoq)

13 This morning on WTOP (DC's most popular all-news station) they were asking listeners to call in or post on Facebook their predictions for the game. Someone posted and the guy hosting the segment reported that she expected the game to end in a tie. What's worse, the guy hosting the segment said he was going to go look up whether that was possible. The stupidity burns sometimes...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 05:09 PM (X11b6)

14 The one on the right in the bottom pic looks feisty.

I remember her from a couple of weeks ago. She deserves an encore.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 05:09 PM (sdi6R)

15 So.

Sharp.

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2013 05:10 PM (j7rp0)

16 Over-under on how soon before we get a pic of Mrs. Bcochran?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 05:10 PM (X11b6)

17 I read that CBS "nixed" the Soda Stream" ad. Wouldn't want to po Coke or Pepsi.

But, here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t8094GrFWg

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 03, 2013 05:12 PM (mkb9H)

18 >> Hey, where are the male cheerleaders, for the ette's?

My bad.

http://tinyurl.com/cthj6g8

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 03, 2013 05:12 PM (pUqSw)

19 If MILFy Beyonce doesn't top Janet Jackson this SB will be a big disappointment.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 05:13 PM (WM+rJ)

20 Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 03, 2013 05:12 PM (pUqSw)

Waiting for others to see what's in the box.

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2013 05:13 PM (j7rp0)

21 I was playing cards last night, and one of the ladies asked me who I thought would win the SB.

I don't watch football. At all. I had no idea who was even playing. Time to surrender my man card?

Posted by: pep at February 03, 2013 05:13 PM (6TB1Z)

22
What time is the kick off for the Puppy Bowl?

(I always bet on beagle.)

Posted by: waldo at February 03, 2013 05:14 PM (jwumz)

23 The brunette in the second Ravens pic, please. She looks like a saucy scamp.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 05:14 PM (QAYrC)

24 I don't watch football. At all. I had no idea who was even playing. Time to surrender my man card?
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2013 05:13 PM (6TB1Z)

Do you watch other sports?

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2013 05:15 PM (j7rp0)

25 No pep it's cool.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:15 PM (SR5a+)

26 I won't be watching the Super Bowl. I can't, since I cancelled my cable TV subscription in November.

So, GO! ...whoever.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 05:15 PM (sdi6R)

27 Do you watch other sports?

Nope. I'd rather play them or not be bothered.

Posted by: pep at February 03, 2013 05:16 PM (6TB1Z)

28 Superbowl commercial from Kate

The commercial for Hardy’s that was banned, its hawt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSfDTJkd6go


Posted by: Vic at February 03, 2013 05:16 PM (53z96)

29 Pep i am more of a gearhead so motororts are more my thing. Except nascar. France family ruined it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:17 PM (SR5a+)

30 What time is the kick off for the Puppy Bowl?



(I always on beagle.)

Posted by: waldo at February 03, 2013 05:14 PM (jwumz)


Puppy Bowl started at 3 p.m. eastern and is 2 hours long. It runs all night.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 05:17 PM (X11b6)

31 Fun article in the UK Mail on the JEF's "shooting sports"...

http://tinyurl.com/agbospp

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 03, 2013 05:18 PM (mkb9H)

32 Kate Upton FTW. I don't like jalapeños and I want that burger.

Posted by: Golan Globus at February 03, 2013 05:19 PM (/1U3u)

33 http://tinyurl.com/agbospp

Error: Unable to find site's URL to redirect to.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 05:20 PM (QAYrC)

34 Do you watch other sports?

Nope. I'd rather play them or not be bothered.
Posted by: pep at February 03, 2013 05:16 PM (6TB1Z)

Man card cleared for continued use.

Posted by: eman at February 03, 2013 05:20 PM (j7rp0)

35 You love me, you really really love me.

*hatesmishes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 03, 2013 05:22 PM (Gk3SS)

36 The [Kate] commercial for Hardy’s that was banned, its hawt...
Posted by: Vic at February 03, 2013 05:16 PM (53z96)

Holy patty melts... Me likey (Kate and the sammy)!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 03, 2013 05:23 PM (mkb9H)

37 Error: Unable to find site's URL to redirect to.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 05:20 PM (QAYrC)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/agbospp

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 03, 2013 05:25 PM (mkb9H)

38 Well done DiT

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 05:26 PM (A1yp4)

39 The commercial for Hardy’s that was banned, its hawt

Clever on their part. They'll get a lot more eyeballs out of "banned".

Posted by: pep at February 03, 2013 05:26 PM (6TB1Z)

40 My bad.



http://tinyurl.com/cthj6g8

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 03, 2013 05:12 PM (pUqSw)


You suck.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 05:26 PM (X6akg)

41

Yesterday as I was filling my gas tank I was wondering what Mitt Romney's tax returns looked like.

oh wait, no I wasn't.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 05:27 PM (h9JAq)

42 Whose bright idea was it to sit Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin next to each other on the same set? It sounds like a drunken midnight craps game against the wall of a Mississippi general store.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 05:27 PM (celt+)

43
If I question or criticize Obama for gas prices, does that make me a gas truther?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 05:28 PM (h9JAq)

44 I'm not sure what a "hatesmish" is, but I want one.

I think.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 05:28 PM (sdi6R)

45 42 thread winner.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:29 PM (SR5a+)

46
soon they'll be accusing people of being truth truthers

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 05:29 PM (h9JAq)

47 CBS's pregame show was unwatchable. Mass shooting survivors, paraplegics... for fuck's sake, it's a football game. I don't want to be moved to tears or inspired. I want an entertaining diversion from life's troubles, not to wallow in others'.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 05:29 PM (celt+)

48 Alec Baldwin was hysterical at the NFL Honors last night, he really burned some people

http://goo.gl/EZfzp

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at February 03, 2013 05:30 PM (srIqv)

49
or does it make me a gas birther?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 05:30 PM (h9JAq)

50 Rah! Rah! Siss-BOOM-bah! Goooo SMOD!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 05:30 PM (QTHTd)

51 That bottom pic is a repeat. Hope the SF tranny in the pic missed the plane to the game.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 03, 2013 05:31 PM (BBWjt)

52 A "super-bowl"? Is that like bowling or something?

Posted by: Chris M at February 03, 2013 05:31 PM (4lyMJ)

53 The second cheerleader picture down is exquisite.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 03, 2013 05:32 PM (8cOY0)

54 SF Trannies, we got the best next to Thailand.
We can thank U.S. ingenuity and medical science for the "I'd hit that - what?" part.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 03, 2013 05:32 PM (Qxdfp)

55 Is there a football game today?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 03, 2013 05:32 PM (QupBk)

56 > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSfDTJkd6go

I' m going to act exactly like that when I eat my next burger, but since I'm an overweight guy in my 40's the dude in the next car's gonna need brain bleach.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at February 03, 2013 05:32 PM (K1JW0)

57 The SF cheerleader in the solo pic - there's gold in them thar hills!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2013 05:34 PM (BAS5M)

58 I'm not half in the bag!!!

Posted by: Guy That's All In The Bag at February 03, 2013 05:34 PM (QWN3E)

59 I haven't been this excited about the Superbowl halftime show since The Black Eyed Peas a couple years ago! The NFL sure knows football fans. Why invite Van Halen to play when you had the favorite band of every beer drinking, nacho eating, football fan I know!

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 03, 2013 05:35 PM (8cOY0)

60 Really totally heehaw hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/b7xjvmh

Posted by: F. Nietzsche at February 03, 2013 05:35 PM (u90fD)

61 Sorry; The little panty things look ridiculous. I know all of you are not noticing the fashion ;^) but I liked it better when cheerleaders had skirts with the pants underneath like they do in high school

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2013 05:35 PM (+qMCO)

62 Taro
Cut jib newsletter.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:36 PM (SR5a+)

63 Just made a batch of guacamole with a dozen avocados and some heirloom tomatoes and home-grown serrano peppers - even a little lime juice from our key-lime tree. Off to a friend's winery where they've got a video wall set up from a friend in the biz. No, I'm bringing beer so as to not be "too SF".

I'm actually not really a niner fan - not since Steve Young anyway, so I'll be happy no matter which way it goes.

So, what's up with Obama talking during half time? Or was that put out there just to bum me up?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 03, 2013 05:37 PM (Qxdfp)

64
I think I'd rather watch Jerry Lewis play than Ray Lewis. At least Jerry didn't dodge a felony conviction..that we know of.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 03, 2013 05:38 PM (55ZUf)

65 So, what's up with Obama talking during half time? Or was that put out there just to bum me up?


Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 03, 2013 05:37 PM (Qxdfp)


They already played the interview....thank God.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 05:38 PM (X6akg)

66 Tfg already had his propaganda moment in the sun.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:39 PM (SR5a+)

67 I think the team with the most points will win...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 03, 2013 05:39 PM (gQcQ7)

68 The nearest Carls is Pryor OK which is 670 miles away. Do you think Kate will be there if I leave now?

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2013 05:39 PM (BGBJa)

69 Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 05:38 PM (X6akg)

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 03, 2013 05:40 PM (Qxdfp)

70 Meh, not even going to watch the game. Over-hyped and the thought of His Highness at intermission makes me want to puke.

Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 05:40 PM (TCy/B)

71 Boomer called a spade a spade after Sharp's interview withSaint Ray. Hmmm....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 05:40 PM (A1yp4)

72 They are playing football today?

Posted by: Golan Globus at February 03, 2013 05:40 PM (/1U3u)

73 The president said he wanted a balanced approach to balance the budget, like the American people. What a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2013 05:41 PM (4cRnj)

74
I'm watching Jackie Chan.


Operation Condor now.

After that: Operation Condor 2

Posted by: soothsayer at February 03, 2013 05:41 PM (h9JAq)

75 @ 70 Amen brother that guy has got to defecate on everything in reach..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 03, 2013 05:41 PM (x59Gv)

76 >but I liked it better when cheerleaders had skirts with the pants underneath like they do in high school

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2013 05:35 PM (+qMCO)

or not
http://is.gd/fPW8XP
mildly nsfw

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:41 PM (8sCoq)

77 Spade? Isn't that.....racist?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:42 PM (SR5a+)

78 I'm still watching 'Godfather' Legacy on History. I've seen it before but it's interesting.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 05:42 PM (X6akg)

79 Cleanup on aisle 60.

Posted by: rickl at February 03, 2013 05:42 PM (sdi6R)

80 I just luv the way prezzy lumps the other 49% of us in his manifesto..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 03, 2013 05:43 PM (x59Gv)

81 The president said he wanted a balanced approach to balance the budget, like the American people.

It's important we hear the El JEFe's deep thoughts during a football preview show.

Hoch Hech!

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 05:43 PM (QAYrC)

82 I think that the JEFs dick is so big, that if the media won't suck it enough, and Reggies not around, he has to suck it himself.

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2013 05:43 PM (BGBJa)

83 Cleanup needed in aisle 60. Somebody blew a colostomy bag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2013 05:43 PM (29+x5)

84 I would pay one million dollars to hear Shannon Sharpe and Michael Irvin team up on "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 05:43 PM (celt+)

85
>>>>Spade? Isn't that.....racist?<<<<
What are you trying to say. Shannon Sharp is a class act.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 05:44 PM (A1yp4)

86
Hey, Jarhead, I was impressed with Boomer there. Took some cojones to do that on live TV. Sharpe looked like he wanted to slap Esaison. Might've put Boomer in the hospital, though.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 03, 2013 05:44 PM (55ZUf)

87 Was not watching what did boomer say?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:46 PM (SR5a+)

88 Some pussies just need to piss on things don't they?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 03, 2013 05:46 PM (Qxdfp)

89 The SF cheerleader in the solo pic - there's gold in them thar hills!

And Chlamydia. Mostly Chlamydia.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 05:46 PM (hpDVh)

90 Now watch if Frisco wins the peace luv and sit bare assed in the coffee shop will riot..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 03, 2013 05:48 PM (x59Gv)

91 So in what quarter do I start beatin the old lady?

Posted by: guinea T at February 03, 2013 05:48 PM (XLuH2)

92 Posted by: mpfs, WWAMS? at February 03, 2013 05:40 PM (TCy/B)

See #65 - made my afternoon.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 03, 2013 05:49 PM (Qxdfp)

93 Yes sir Boomer threw thegauntlet and everyone kinda looked at their navels. Except Shannon. Jeez fuckin racismand PC haspermeated has the NFL. But Shannon did handle Boomerstoss of the bullshit flag well. Gotta give him credit.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 05:49 PM (A1yp4)

94 SB broadcast is on a delay because they just bleeped a player

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:49 PM (8sCoq)

95 Watchign the puppy bowl. I'm old school but I firmly believe bitches don't belongin football.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 05:50 PM (fn4U1)

96 Jones i think they all have been since boobiegate

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:51 PM (SR5a+)

97 Drinking rules?

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 05:51 PM (VMcEw)

98 ok did I miss boobie gate?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:51 PM (8sCoq)

99 Watchign the puppy bowl. I'm old school but I firmly believe bitches don't belongin football.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 05:50 PM (fn4U1)

Well, I think that Tom Brady disproves your theory

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 05:52 PM (l86i3)

100 There was a saying with the crew I ran with in SF check under the hood first to make sure you got a Automatic and not a stick shift before driving..

Posted by: Clemenza at February 03, 2013 05:52 PM (x59Gv)

101 >Drinking rules?


Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 05:51 PM (VMcEw)

every time someone comments that they aren't watching the game for whatever reason, drink.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:52 PM (8sCoq)

102 Janet jackson's halftime a few years ago. Wardrobe malfunction or something

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:52 PM (SR5a+)

103 ok did I miss boobie gate?

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 03, 2013 05:52 PM (hpDVh)

104 oh that thing

yeah that was pretty bad- if you're going to bare a tit on live TV, make sure it's an impressive one

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:53 PM (8sCoq)

105 Get cryin outloud man, its the superbowl!!! There are NO drinking rules.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 05:54 PM (A1yp4)

106 Jones thats what i was thinking.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:54 PM (SR5a+)

107 101 Jones in CO,

Thank God you qualified it b/c otherwise there's about 6.5 nillion folk on the planet not watching...you'd be crowned a kennedy.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

108 yeah that was pretty bad- if you're going to bare a tit on live TV, make sure it's an impressive one
---
I slept thru that one. Not sorry. Plus it was half covered up with booby armor.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 05:56 PM (VMcEw)

109 $5 squares on what time I beat my wife. After that $5 squares on when she guts me like a fish.

Posted by: guinea T at February 03, 2013 05:56 PM (XLuH2)

110 The one thing that worries me about this game is, I will have to see the trailer for The Lone Ranger multiple times

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:56 PM (8sCoq)

111 Why can't Kiss, Van Halen or Duran Duran perform at the super bowl. Something middle aged white folk like me like. You know, us folks with all the money.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 05:57 PM (l86i3)

112 Get cryin outloud man, its the superbowl!!! There are NO drinking rules.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
---
I know, rules are for lefties. I was making small talk.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 05:58 PM (VMcEw)

113 Jones its on every channel just saw it on abc

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 05:58 PM (SR5a+)

114 Whats with all the Pro Cheerleaders from the Mini Flyweight and Junior Flyweight Division ? (aka Jr high school) Hopefully the trend will swing back to a more and well rounded weight class next year like a Super Featherweight.

Posted by: IBF Ceerleader Division at February 03, 2013 05:59 PM (dvLAs)

115 OK the GoPro commercial with the baby made me laugh my ass off

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 05:59 PM (8sCoq)

116 113 Chavez the Hugo,

is that the one with Justin Bieber playing Johnny Depp as The Lone Ranger?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 06:00 PM (LRFds)

117 Hey if we have to see multiple plays of the Lone Ranger preview I'm gonna pause it on that hot ginger.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:01 PM (A1yp4)

118 Gahhh...No more Dave in Texas until next Sept?

Hope he has another gig after the high flying AoS dollars...

Posted by: HH at February 03, 2013 06:01 PM (XXwdv)

119 if you're going to bare a tit on live TV, make sure it's an impressive one

Paging Kate Upton...Paging Kate Upton...

Posted by: jakeman at February 03, 2013 06:01 PM (96M6e)

120 Is this going to be streamed anywhere? Stupid husband shut off the cable. He could care less about sports.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 06:01 PM (EAgmr)

121 Mrs Sailor made Pigs in a blanket, YUMMMMM.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 06:01 PM (l86i3)

122 is that the one with Justin Bieber playing Johnny Depp as The Lone Ranger?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 06:00 PM (LRFds)

LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 06:02 PM (l86i3)

123 Sven I think you're right. Thats the one. Looks racist to me.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:02 PM (SR5a+)

124 I host Super Bowl parties all the time. Go, White Sox!

Posted by: Barry "Skeets and Scoots" Obama at February 03, 2013 06:03 PM (FcR7P)

125 Posted by: F. Nietzsche at February 03, 2013 05:35 PM (u90fD)

Drop the hammer on this POS

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:03 PM (9ScGj)

126 It's now halftime at the puppy bowl, and the kitty halftime show has started. I can't help but think that this is better than anything Beyonce' has ever done.

Posted by: Lilly Von Shtupp at February 03, 2013 06:04 PM (RlVlz)

127 Mrs Sailor made Pigs in a blanket, YUMMMMM.

Ah, that's what I was lobbying Mrs Jakeman for! But, we've got a bucket of Velveeta and salsa for chips, tater skins, and assorted thai wonton thingies, so I will survive...along with the bottle of Costco's new spiced rum, which is damn tasty mixed with grapefruit juice.

Posted by: jakeman at February 03, 2013 06:04 PM (96M6e)

128 124 my money is on the red sox or the indians can't remeber

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:04 PM (SR5a+)

129 GOAL LINE GOAL LINE I-RIGHT TIGHT WING 70 CHIP ON TWO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Hrv5TNb2Y

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:05 PM (8sCoq)

130 hmm an edgy action packed Lone Ranger?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:05 PM (LOCID)

131 Packed with sumthin alright

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:06 PM (SR5a+)

132 This is the only time of the year I actually miss commercials. AFN isn't allowed to air them.....oh well, there's always youtube.

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:06 PM (9ScGj)

133 i'd like to make a horseman baby with the second cheerleader

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2013 06:06 PM (LCRYB)

134 seeing the Lone Ranger preview reminds me of one of my favorite chemistry jokes...

What is the name of the compound HIOAg?

(think about it)

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:07 PM (LOCID)

135 And if those things aren't plastic, then I am Elvis.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 06:08 PM (VMcEw)

136 111---" Why can't Kiss, Van Halen or Duran Duran perform at the super bowl. Something middle aged white folk like me like. You know, us folks with all the money."
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 05:57 PM (l86i3)

Actually, Kiss would be great. They've got the visual pizzazz.
Then I'd hire the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to back them up.
And marching bagpipers in kilts.

If they did that, I'd actually watch it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 06:08 PM (C8mVl)

137 126. I love kittens. Especiallyingato tacos with lots of salsa.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 06:08 PM (fn4U1)

138 Can't lose with bagpipes. AC/DC would kick too.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:09 PM (SR5a+)

139 OK, I'm going with SF. I like that Kapernik kid and it would be sweet to seeSaint Ray and his network minions fail in epic fashion. I'm just saying...I might be racistcauseI hate that JEF too but its clearly offset by my enthusiasm for the less that albino Kapernik. Like a carbin offset or something.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:09 PM (Yo5F4)

140 ace amen

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:09 PM (LOCID)

141 LETS GO RAVENS!! bum, bum, bum-bum-bum...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 03, 2013 06:10 PM (jaijr)

142 I took AP chem in 1985, chemjeff, so I don't remember a darn thing that would be useful. But thanks to my focus on financial markets, I've kept up to speed on your little formula. Heh.

Posted by: jakeman at February 03, 2013 06:10 PM (96M6e)

143 yeah I am going with SF because 1. I am a Steelers fan and I don't want the Ravens to win 2. I am a law and order fan so I don't want the murderer to win

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:11 PM (LOCID)

144 Halftime show? AC/DC...with Ted Nugent dropping in from from the roof with "assault rifles" in both arms.

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:11 PM (9ScGj)

145 I just luv the way prezzy lumps the other 49% of us in his manifesto..

Posted by: Clemenza

Which is why he needs to be continually mocked. Mr. Thin Skin hates it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 06:12 PM (EAgmr)

146 Icedog now we're talkin

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:12 PM (SR5a+)

147 I hated chemistry, in high school, in tech school, in college, and now at work. can't get away from it.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 06:12 PM (VMcEw)

148 jakeman heh congratulations

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:12 PM (LOCID)

149 Coach Harbaugh's gonna win!

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:13 PM (8sCoq)

150 144
Halftime show? AC/DC...with Ted Nugent dropping in from from the roof with "assault rifles" in both arms.

I'd watch that! I can't stand beyonce so the half time show with her and the Sandy Hook "victims" choir will be turned off. Have to watch because I'm a niners fan...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 03, 2013 06:13 PM (9+ccr)

151 oh look the murderer has some ridiculous face paint on

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:13 PM (LOCID)

152 Anyone remember half time with Tom Petty. They damn near rolled him on stage in a wheelchair.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 06:13 PM (VMcEw)

153 CBS Stream

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 03, 2013 06:14 PM (mkb9H)

154
Heavy metal bagpipes.
http://tinyurl.com/bn7zpov


The best of two worlds.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 06:14 PM (fn4U1)

155 144---" Halftime show? AC/DC...with Ted Nugent dropping in from from the roof with "assault rifles" in both arms."
Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:11 PM (9ScGj)

Okay. I'll go for that.
As long as we can have bagpipes too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 06:14 PM (C8mVl)

156 The Ray Lewis prayer begins with "Deer Gawd...."

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 06:14 PM (BVkEs)

157 Wasn't that skank Madonna the half time show last year?She looks like she's made of leather...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 03, 2013 06:15 PM (9+ccr)

158 I think one of the other chicks from 'Destiny's Child' waited on my table last night...seemed to be in a pissy mood for some reason.

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:16 PM (9ScGj)

159 Whitney Houston National Anthem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPtScJKtpos

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:16 PM (8sCoq)

160 Ray Lewis prayer :
Forgive me my transgressions, and keep me out of prison

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:16 PM (LOCID)

161
139 OK, I'm going with SF. I like that Kapernik kid and it would be sweet to seeSaint Ray and his network minions fail in epic fashion. I'm just saying...

Lol. You sound just like my brother, who has been stuck in the hospital since Monday. He says there's a buncha crap on TV glorifying Lewis and he wants to see Tatooneck run him over.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2013 06:16 PM (tOkJB)

162 The Who Rolling Stones Madonna the Nfl really knows how to bring it. Why even bother with this shit anymore. Report live from both locker rooms. At least we would have some comedy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:16 PM (SR5a+)

163 154 --- Heh. Not bad!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 06:17 PM (C8mVl)

164 A gain of meters.

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 06:17 PM (I88Jc)

165 "Okay. I'll go for that.
As long as we can have bagpipes too."

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll!

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:18 PM (9ScGj)

166 Whoa....she off weight watchers?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 06:19 PM (X6akg)

167 Beyonce Jayzee TFG we have hit the trifecta of phonieness

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (SR5a+)

168 Ray Charles does a great rendition of America. Jennifer Hudson ain't got nothin' on THAT.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (wzmJ0)

169 I afraid I have to interrupt the game talk to post this monumental stupidity here too. Obama thinks Boy Scouts should be open to lesbians too:

http://tinyurl.com/bnpevgj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (+qMCO)

170 Lemme guess, green ribbons for gun control right?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (Opyrm)

171 Newton choir, ALL White, so bring in a sister to sing too!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (wR+pz)

172 They're raping everyone in there.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (NIZHJ)

173
The political kabuki involving the Sandy Hook moppets was bullshit but I enjoyed their rendition. Jennifer Hudson was pretty good, too. PS..Semper Fi.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (55ZUf)

174
MIss Hudson looks good. I wish she wore a shorter skirt.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (fn4U1)

175 Could they have made those kids look any more "Connecticutty"?
Yes, Jennifer does seem to be filling out again

Posted by: museisluse at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (G4YiV)

176 I'm calling FOUL on the kids singing- no way in hell they sounded like a mini-Tabernacle choir. Not in that environment. And half of them couldn't keep up with the words.
Foul Fould Foul

Posted by: The Mr Wolf non-ESQ at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (UIAT6)

177 Jennifer Hudson....not lip synching

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (NzBQO)

178 I bet it still smells like sewage.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (QLJPW)

179 so who was the singer?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (LOCID)

180 I think Alicia Keyes is lip syncing

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 03, 2013 06:22 PM (fn4U1)

181 Playing a JAP piano? So Steinway has gone broke?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:23 PM (wR+pz)

182 Later rons time to watch killer Ray get his.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:23 PM (SR5a+)

183
Camp Courage, FTW!!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at February 03, 2013 06:23 PM (55ZUf)

184 Alicia is no Whitney, fo shizzle.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at February 03, 2013 06:23 PM (xe8yS)

185 warble, warble on the funeral dirge

Posted by: museisluse at February 03, 2013 06:24 PM (G4YiV)

186 jesus that was a butchering of the anthem...the land of the moochers and the home of the entitlement mentality.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:25 PM (+OTLF)

187 OMFG I'm gonna throw something if I gotta see another close up of Saint Ray. But Alicia Keysdid singa really nice anthem.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:25 PM (Yo5F4)

188 Damn, we were just ahead of our time, that's all.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at February 03, 2013 06:25 PM (BAS5M)

189 2
Hey, where are the male cheerleaders, for the ette's?


Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 05:03 PM

Tall brunette Niner cheerleader in the middle. Possible Thai Ladyboy

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (wwsoB)

190 Thank you AK for that ethnic version of the national anthem. Idiot.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (l86i3)

191 184
Alicia is no Whitney, fo shizzle.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at February 03, 2013 06:23 PM (xe8yS)
No SizzleMo FizzleThat was shit.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (+OTLF)

192 TO THE NACHOS

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (8sCoq)

193 192
TO THE NACHOS


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (8sCoq)

I wish... Low carbs for me.....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (9+ccr)

194 Even Cher was 100X better

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (+OTLF)

195 Wow, singing at the Super Bowl! Awesome! I wonder what cool shit they'll let MY survivors do!

Posted by: The next fame-seeking school shooter at February 03, 2013 06:26 PM (celt+)

196 when Does Barack come out to throw the opening pitch?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:27 PM (+OTLF)

197 I guess there are no white folks who can sing? I blame Barack Obama!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:27 PM (0PiQ4)

198 DAve, Cowboy supporters are wussies anyway

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at February 03, 2013 06:27 PM (Eq2MX)

199 Go Panthers!


What? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:27 PM (wR+pz)

200 1st Niner cheerleader shows the boobehs but hides the elbows?

Elbow enhancement scars?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:28 PM (wwsoB)

201 "Lemme guess, green ribbons for gun control right?"

By the terms of my contract I'm not allowed to officially hate a movement until they get their own colored ribbon.

Are the libs going to release a guide for us? ...."Oh, the blue ribbon with the yellow dots is the, 'I support one-legged undocumented trannies in the military' ribbon".

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:28 PM (9ScGj)

202 197
I guess there are no white folks who can sing? I blame Barack Obama!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:27 PM (0PiQ4)
White folks cant singdancejump
or shoot.They dont shoot skeet all the time.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:28 PM (+OTLF)

203 HIOAg away it's fun to play with the loooooone ranger. Tonto was a scientologist.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (Z5BDI)

204 Yay! I win a free pizza!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (0PiQ4)

205 197
I guess there are no white folks who can sing? I blame Barack Obama!


Didn't you see the Newton Choir? White bread cracker kids!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (wR+pz)

206 Where is the Superbowl thread.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (+OTLF)

207 The affirmative action referee! USA is awesome.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (tlhtD)

208 Is the ref really talkin Ghetto? Did I just hear that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (l86i3)

209 190 OSP,

Sooner or later Barry'll change the anthem to Rumpshaka

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)

210 Hey, Curly Culp got inducted this year.
Forget it, you're all to young to remember.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (EYbqR)

211 147 I hated chemistry, in high school, in tech school, in college, and now at work. can't get away from it.
Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 06:12 PM (VMcEw)


I grabbed a chemical off the shelf in highscool and put it on my desk in Highschool back in the day. The chemical had forced it's lid off a bit and was crusting on the side of the jar. The teacher said it was unstable and cleared us from the room. The entire Highschool was evacuated to nearby St. Mary's college for several hours. I was quite the celebrity that day. The Boy Who Got Everyone Out Of Class.

Posted by: Prepositions Fists and Nachos at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (QWN3E)

212 208
Is the ref really talkin Ghetto? Did I just hear that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (l86i3)


Yes...you should hear my husband mimicking him.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 06:30 PM (X6akg)

213 I can't believe it, but I am not even remotely interested in watching the game.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 06:30 PM (piMMO)

214 Proof reading how does it work?

Posted by: Prepositions Fists and Nachos at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (QWN3E)

215 Sooner or later Barry'll change the anthem to Rumpshaka
Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)

Why not, They are destroying everything else I find good and pure.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (l86i3)

216 National anthem sucked.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (i7KmQ)

217 206
Where is the Superbowl thread.



It's CBS,they be right back with you, they are still in Augusta at the tittie bar.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (wR+pz)

218 213
I can't believe it, but I am not even remotely interested in watching the game.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 06:30 PM (piMMO)
I am. I hear there is going to be a surprise announcement that there are not only gays in san francisco, but also in the 49ers locker room.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (+OTLF)

219 I guess we should be thankful that the game is on CBS this year, meaning no Bob Costas, Chris Collinsdouche, Joe Buck, or Troy Aikman, nor Pam Oliver

Simms actually seems to know what he's talking about

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (wwsoB)

220 The Blue team beats the Green team.

The Green team beats the Blue team.

Corn goes up and corn goes down.

Just as long as we can all agree who to vilify, and what complete stranger's family must be kept in mind.


Posted by: Tonawanda at February 03, 2013 06:32 PM (GeFHE)

221 216
National anthem sucked.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (i7KmQ)
thank god the piano was there to give us the actualy keys to sing to, cause that singer hijacked every note of the song.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:33 PM (+OTLF)

222 Rooting for the Niners, but worried about their kicking game.

Howdy, morons!

Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2013 06:33 PM (5H6zj)

223 over/under on comments?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:33 PM (8sCoq)

224 God told me to call heads. He said, "Heads - like the head that those sodomites from San Francisco give. Or tails - like how those sodomites take it up the tail. Either way, Ray."

Posted by: Ray Lewis at February 03, 2013 06:33 PM (wmWnN)

225 From the pistol. Take that NBC. And it was illegal. HA! The irony.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:33 PM (f4m0b)

226 @223

1200

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:34 PM (wR+pz)

227 219
I guess we should be thankful that the game is on CBS this year, meaning
no Bob Costas, Chris Collinsdouche, Joe Buck, or Troy Aikman, nor Pam
Oliver

Simms actually seems to know what he's talking about


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:31 PM (wwsoB)
Why doesnt Fox grab these end season big spectacle games. and the olympics.Just think how hilarious it would be to force liberals to watch fox.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:34 PM (+OTLF)

228 I'm pretending it's the 80s Go Montana!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 06:34 PM (QLJPW)

229 WWtf?

Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2013 06:35 PM (oUOWQ)

230 So which player is coming out of the closet during the game? Football must turn gay in order to further the destruction of all things American

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:35 PM (0PiQ4)

231 Tackling will be key

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 06:36 PM (8sCoq)

232 I just realized, this is my last chance to kill someone while I'm still an active player. I'm a little sad.

Posted by: Ray Lewis at February 03, 2013 06:36 PM (wmWnN)

233
Underwhelming:
Jennifer Hudsen
Alicia Keys
Newtown Kids Choir

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 06:36 PM (i7KmQ)

234 They have only cut to ray Lewis about nine times since h coin toss, and mentioned him by name three times.

Posted by: Truman North at February 03, 2013 06:36 PM (I2LwF)

235
Eschewing watching the Super Bowl in favor of watching Dual Survivor, Season 2 DVDs.

There'll be no regrets...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 03, 2013 06:36 PM (Jcd0S)

236 I totally saw that illegal formation. I just didn't want to say anything because I wanted to let the play breathe a little. Really.

Posted by: Phil Simms at February 03, 2013 06:37 PM (celt+)

237 231
Tackling will be key


Nah, I going with scoring.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:37 PM (wR+pz)

238
No, Alicia has not got the vocal chops of Whitney. However, as a keyboardist who sings myself, allow me to opine that singing with power from a seated position is not that conducive to really letting go vocally with sustained power.

I actually didn't mind this SSB, which surprised me. Alicia at least did not "Mariah" the tune all over the place. She did it pretty straightforward with just a little tag at the end. Which also didn't make me hurl.

And I think it was live - which is also NOT the norm. I know everybody had a fit over Beyonce lip-syncing the anthemat the inagaural, but kids, the Super Bowl National Anthem has been performed to a track that was laid down by the artist within a few days of the game more than 90% of the time. Whitney's version included!It takes away the problems that can happen (like Christina Aguilara messing up the words). Yes, it's the actual singer with the actual backup, and the singer is actually singing into the mic, but the mic ain't on.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 06:37 PM (o56WO)

239 must guard wheat thins from yeti.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 06:37 PM (NTBjC)

240 Nah, making the fewest mistakes will be key.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2013 06:38 PM (BAS5M)

241 Only consolation if the Ravens win, Sandra Bullock's kid gets a ring.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 06:38 PM (QLJPW)

242 >Eschewing watching the Super Bowl in favor of watching Dual Survivor, Season 2 DVDs.


DRINK

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:38 PM (8sCoq)

243 I hope they both loose...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:38 PM (YuUoQ)

244 234
They have only cut to ray Lewis about nine times since h coin toss, and mentioned him by name three times.


Ray Lewis? That blind fucker can play football too?

Shit, who knew?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:38 PM (wR+pz)

245 Hubby won first bet, he said Keperneck first pass incomplete, yay

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 06:39 PM (EAAfY)

246 I guess I am not missing anything.

So what kind of kabuki theatre did the Newton kids do?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 06:39 PM (PQmb9)

247 Where are the female players? If women are now capable of being Seals and Green Berets, surely they can handle a pigskin.

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:39 PM (9ScGj)

248 Couldn't care less about the game.. not gonna watch.. gotten too damn political. I shall let the morons entertain me. That will be alot more fun.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 06:39 PM (u25eL)

249 WTF?
Montana was never in the Super Bowl.
They don't even have a pro team.

Posted by: Emily Litella at February 03, 2013 06:39 PM (C8mVl)

250 OFFSIDE SF

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:39 PM (8sCoq)

251
Underwhelming:
Jennifer Hudsen
Alicia Keys
Newtown Kids Choir

I would rather listen to cats being neutered than a children's choir.

Posted by: Ray Lewis at February 03, 2013 06:40 PM (wmWnN)

252 a good number of you are half in the tank anyway by now
Don't forget to put your helmet on the right way!

Posted by: mikey dukakis at February 03, 2013 06:40 PM (ORGYc)

253 >ouldn't care less about the game.. not gonna watch.. gotten too damn
political. I shall let the morons entertain me. That will be alot more
fun.

Drink

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)

254 There is a Rice playing in this game. It is not Jerry though. Redskins fan.... long suffering. The Ravens are in the neighborhood so I guess I am for them...... although they are really the Original Browns.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 06:40 PM (jucos)

255 YEAH BABY

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:40 PM (8sCoq)

256 Oh no, thousands of Ghey's just shit.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (wR+pz)

257 That was too easy.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (0PiQ4)

258 Touchdown.

Ball tee More!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (+OTLF)

259 143
yeah I am going with SF because 1. I am a Steelers fan and I don't want
the Ravens to win 2. I am a law and order fan so I don't want the
murderer to win

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 03, 2013 06:11 PM

Don't you know that it's always the rich white CEO who really did the murder? Art Modell is the real killer!

Posted by: Dick Wolf at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (wwsoB)

260 YESSS, hubby had Boldin to score first touchdown for game, paid 6 to 1!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (EAAfY)

261 and extra point

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (+OTLF)

262 Ah good -- commercial break !!!!

Posted by: Mark E at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (gjHKb)

263 Fuck the Ravens.

That is all.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (sTS/8)

264 So which player is coming out of the closet during the game? Football must turn gay in order to further the destruction of all things American

***

Kapernick

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (piMMO)

265 Shit, now drinks are only a buck at the club. Too lazy to get up and go over.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (wR+pz)

266 Wellsheeee-it. Settle down girls its a long game.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (Bpn3R)

267 Is Flacco an elite QB now? Does he get an award or patch?

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (o56WO)

268 Budweiser Black Crown. We're all black now. Et tu, Budweiser?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (0PiQ4)

269 Anna, the Newtown school choir sang and to me it was just a gun control reminder for the millions watching.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 06:43 PM (i7KmQ)

270 Back morons this game is bullshit enough with the killer ray love.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM (SR5a+)

271 The Audi com. was pretty good.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM (tlhtD)

272 Well one thing we know the pro bowl x will kick to the pro bowl y and the pro bowl K will return the ball.


Let me guess, CBS is broadcasting the Pro Bowl?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM (wR+pz)

273 Ravens by three touchdowns, sadly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM (kqGWM)

274 @267 Is Flacco an elite QB now?

No. Maybe an elite asshole....

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM (sTS/8)

275 Why doesnt Fox grab these end season big spectacle
games. and the olympics.Just think how hilarious it would be to force
liberals to watch fox.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:34 PM

They alternate networks so I believe Fox got it last year. It's no relief though since the Fox TV Network and Fox Sports is just as lefty as the others.

Fox uses their SB broadcast to push shitty Seth McFarlane shows, so piss on them too

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:44 PM (wwsoB)

276
"I would rather listen to cats being neutered than a children's choir."

None of those kids had a neck, fat little fuckers.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (7h5MH)

277 EW

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (8sCoq)

278 And the mama'z boy in the Owwdi gets the prom queen?
In your dreams, heinie.
You layed down for Benz when Hitler told you to. Suck hind tit now.

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (qaVK+)

279 Are we there yet?

Posted by: Tonawanda at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (GeFHE)

280 Don't you know that it's always the rich white CEO who really did the murder? Art Modell is the real killer!
Not always.

Posted by: the hypocritical christianist clergyman who runs a crackhouse at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (ORGYc)

281 YESSS, hubby had Boldin to score first touchdown for game, paid 6 to 1!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 06:41 PM (EAAfY)

Don't care for his singing. Dude needs a haircut too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (BAS5M)

282 YESSS, hubby had Boldin to score first touchdown for game, paid 6 to 1!!

Posted by: lou's a girl


Barkeep, hit me again, and put it on her tab.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 06:46 PM (QAYrC)

283 Benz commercial was teh awesome.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 06:46 PM (celt+)

284 264
So which player is coming out of the closet during the game? Football
must turn gay in order to further the destruction of all things American



***



Kapernick

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 06:42 PM (piMMO)
Coming out as gay is not enough.They also need to come out as a gay illegal alien and recovering ex-christian alcoholic meth user who is trapped in a mans body and is announcing the start of the long process of gender reassignment.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:46 PM (+OTLF)

285 GoDaddy always thinks that just because you push the envelope you've made a great ad. Most of their ads just gross me out and I don't remember any of them being actually funny

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:46 PM (wwsoB)

286 see?

I don't know what that comment means. I'm eating Doritos.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 03, 2013 06:46 PM (pUqSw)

287 #267
"“Is Flacco an elite QB now? Does he get an award or patch?"

Kinda like the Bantam Bowling league - everyone gets a trophy, but only one...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:46 PM (YuUoQ)

288 Ok. That Go Daddy commercial was disturbing. WTF?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (jucos)

289 Okay, that GoDaddy commercial with Bar Rafaeli was fucking gross. I don't need to hear all that mouth-smacking shit.

Posted by: Norman Bean at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (sTS/8)

290 288
Ok. That Go Daddy commercial was disturbing. WTF?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (jucos)
was that Joan Rivers?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (+OTLF)

291 Now there's a troll needs stomping at the end of the gun thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (29+x5)

292 Budweiser Black Crown. We're all black now. Et tu, Budweiser?
Posted by: L, elle


Just a reminder, Budweiser is owned by InBev, Belgian-Brazilian corp.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (NTBjC)

293 Don't care for his singing. Dude needs a haircut too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM (BAS5M)

Tee hee!
OK morons, drinks on me, I have vodka, beer seagrems 7 or capt morgan!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (EAAfY)

294 If the elementary school choir can go on national TV, it's no longer "too soon."

Notice how they couldn't sway? That's why 20 of them went down.

Shut the fuck up h8ers. They're just props now.

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (qaVK+)

295 GoDaddy always thinks that just because you push the envelope you've
made a great ad. Most of their ads just gross me out and I don't
remember any of them being actually funny

I was thinking the same thing. That GoDaddy ad was just...well, gross.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (Ahxbg)

296 They use these kids from Newton as props for their agenda. Sad really but so predictable.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (EAgmr)

297 If the goat ate that many Doritos, then why roast him for dinner?

(Pre-seasoned from the inside.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 06:47 PM (kqGWM)

298 The goat commercial would be better if that dumbass was enjoying cabrito at the end.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:48 PM (ummNV)

299 Is "Black Crown" a not-so subtle reference to King Obama?

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:48 PM (9ScGj)

300 And sodomize another player on the field, Jeremiah. YOU WILL WATCH GAY SEX AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:48 PM (0PiQ4)

301 Derp. Audi, not Benz.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 06:48 PM (celt+)

302 Crabtree - where's the penalty for illegal use of a forward pass? Cripes, they call a penalty against everything BUT real penalties against the Crows...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:48 PM (YuUoQ)

303 280
Don't you know that it's always the rich white CEO who really did the murder? Art Modell is the real killer!
Not always.


Posted by: the hypocritical christianist clergyman who runs a crackhouse at February 03, 2013 06:45 PM

Always got a kick out of how many super religious Christian right wingers show up on Law and Order episodes since in reality the total of RWC's in Manhattan could hold a meeting in Wolf's office with plenty of elbow room

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:49 PM (wwsoB)

304 And now for something completely different
http://youtu.be/zYV-qYeWPkk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 06:49 PM (PQmb9)

305
No CBS.
No SuperBowl.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 06:50 PM (RrurX)

306 Anna, the Newtown school choir sang and to me it was just a gun control reminder for the millions watching.

The Green Team beats the Blue team.

The Blue team beats the Green team.

Riots ensue.

The rest of us keep in mind the family of a complete stranger, ignoring our own.

Yay for the Yellow team.


Posted by: Tonawanda at February 03, 2013 06:50 PM (GeFHE)

307 Is anyone else seeing lots of motion judder in CBS' game feed? Game looks screwy on my old TV...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 03, 2013 06:50 PM (6WVi+)

308 No CBS.
No SuperBowl.
Posted by: garrett


Yahoo is b-casting:
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player

pop up warning. You may have to adjust your AdBlock if using it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2013 06:51 PM (NTBjC)

309 Niiiiiiiice!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 06:51 PM (X6akg)

310 300
And sodomize another player on the field, Jeremiah. YOU WILL WATCH GAY SEX AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:48 PM (0PiQ4)
I have been watching gay porn daily since 2008. It doesn't phase me.
Every time i turn on the tv or open a newspaper or magazine there is some guy sucking Obama's dick.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:51 PM (+OTLF)

311 Nice family commercial.
blech

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 06:52 PM (C8mVl)

312 BOOYAH...NICE pass

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 06:52 PM (ummNV)

313 Kaepernick has an odd look to him. He looks half black and half Middle Eastern.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:53 PM (0PiQ4)

314
Holy sheeeiiit! CBS just showed Ray Lewis MISSING a wide open tackle - they POINTED IT OUT! Apocalypse now??!!

Better not be walking to your car alone after the game, Phil.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 06:53 PM (o56WO)

315 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:51 PM (+OTLF)

/Thread

Posted by: Icedog at February 03, 2013 06:53 PM (9ScGj)

316 305

No CBS.
No SuperBowl.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 06:50 PM (RrurX)
http://tinyurl.com/cjpuyb9watch it free online in lower quality. And screw em out of the extra ratings.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:53 PM (+OTLF)

317 OH BIG SACK

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:53 PM (8sCoq)

318 Well poop....

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 06:54 PM (X6akg)

319 The Hell? Did Mark Sanchez get traded to the Niners?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:54 PM (+OTLF)

320 @316: "Watch it free online in lower quality. And screw em out of the extra ratings.

Except that Comcast has started using the NBC peacock logo.

(Makes me wanna burn my bill every month too.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 06:54 PM (kqGWM)

321 If Kapernick keeps running around like this he is going to get his head knocked off. The Ravens secondary loves bringing the pain.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 06:55 PM (jucos)

322 No wonder Best Buy is going down the Fiscal toilet...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:56 PM (YuUoQ)

323 This whole production is drivel. Even the commercials suck tfg's balls

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 06:56 PM (SR5a+)

324 Jeremiah, lol! I started getting nervous a coue sentences in but you brought it home!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 06:56 PM (0PiQ4)

325 I'm watching Iron Man II. What's in your wallet?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 06:56 PM (Md8Uo)

326 yeah that budwiser black crown commercial set is definately a blatent between the lines shill for barky.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 06:57 PM (+OTLF)

327 So far, the commercials have outright sucked

If this is the best that the Mad Men can crank out on the big show, then I see many companies going tits up this year

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:57 PM (wwsoB)

328 >I'm watching Iron Man II. What's in your wallet?


DRINK

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:57 PM (8sCoq)

329 >yeah that budwiser black crown commercial set is definately a blatent between the lines shill for barky.



we're all black now

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 06:58 PM (8sCoq)

330 CRAP!!!! What ISN'T Disney remaking????

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:58 PM (YuUoQ)

331 Howard the Duck

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 06:58 PM (PQmb9)

332 More people saw Amy Poehler in that one commercial than five seasons of Parks and Rec put together.

And James Franco is gonna grow up to be Nic Cage one day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (kqGWM)

333
Well, I'll drink to THAT!

My son is watching the UberBowl in the other room on the little TVwhile he is allegedly doing his homework on the computer, Sure.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (Md8Uo)

334 Wow. These commercials totally blow.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (Ahxbg)

335 Great. Now coke is encouraging graffiti vandalism.

Posted by: DAve at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (XDC0v)

336 327 KbDaBear,

I don't think the Mad Men are screwing the prom queen this year....


The Dark Knight Returns2 is kicking ass though.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (LRFds)

337 @317 you rang?

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (qaVK+)

338 Oreo commercial is a little better but still meh

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (wwsoB)

339 so is there some game on today? give a damn....busted.

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (FIDMq)

340 OK - I liked the Oreo Library commercial. So sue me.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 06:59 PM (o56WO)

341 Best commerical so far? Big Bang mocking themselves.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 07:00 PM (i7KmQ)

342 Eck. That GoDaddy commercial was just nasty.

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 03, 2013 07:00 PM (/NgNT)

343 ah fuck. Screechey McFuckRiffs is doing the half time show?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 07:00 PM (+OTLF)

344 Oreo commercial? I blame Barack Obama!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:00 PM (0PiQ4)

345 For such a shitty qb flacco sure is lucky effer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:00 PM (SR5a+)

346
CRAP!!!! What ISN'T Disney remaking????



Posted by: fred zeppelinWell, Howard the Duck (haha) AND "The Black Hole", because that would be .......racist.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 03, 2013 07:01 PM (Md8Uo)

347 >
so is there some game on today? give a damn....busted.


Drink

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

348 So, Disney is doing a docu on life in the White House, including the flying Michelles?

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:01 PM (o56WO)

349 etc

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

350 I wonder when they're gonna seg-way to TFG and Kang....<shudder...

Seems they've lubed up everything else towards him..

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 07:02 PM (YuUoQ)

351 ah fuck. Screechey McFuckRiffs is doing the half time show?


Maybe we will be lucky she'll pull a Janet Jackson. Hotness is her only talent.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 07:02 PM (ZOf1l)

352 307
Is anyone else seeing lots of motion judder in CBS' game feed? Game looks screwy on my old TV...


Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 03, 2013 06:50 PM

Seeing it at the field level shots. Looks like somebody with Parkinson's holding the cam

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:02 PM (wwsoB)

353 346 cj burch,

It could star......

I denounce myself.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)

354 348 Funny or racist. I'll get back to you when I quit laughing.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (tlhtD)

355 wtf?!

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (I88Jc)

356 CRAP!!!! What ISN'T Disney remaking????
Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:58 PM (YuUoQ)
-----------------------------------------------------
Rambo, First Blood Part 1. You cannot improve on perfection.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (jucos)

357 How the hell?!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (X6akg)

358 Shit!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (0PiQ4)

359 *must resist.....* oh darn it can't

Michael J. Fox is operating the camera?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:04 PM (PQmb9)

360 Flacco, you are not getting any birthday or Christmas presents for a million years - you're getting all your gifts today!

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:04 PM (o56WO)

361 Hey. this artichoke dip my daughter made is actually very good. Very, very good.
Oh crap. Mr. DeVille just tasted it and now he's gonna want to eat it all.
I'm not gonna get my fair share.
All I want is my fair share!
All I want is what I got coming to me!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 07:05 PM (C8mVl)

362 @356
CRAP!!!! What ISN'T Disney remaking????

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 06:58 PM (YuUoQ)

-----------------------------------------------------

Rambo, First Blood Part 1. You cannot improve on perfection.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:03 PM (jucos)
---------
S4itt, don't give them any ideas. Stallone's looking to make another movie

Posted by: Mark E at February 03, 2013 07:05 PM (gjHKb)

363 I just got a call from the future...BalltiMore wins.

now i can turn this off and not have to expose myself to that hideous shrieking Bansheeyonce half time show.

Or be exposed to anymore Obama cocksucking Budweiner commercials

See you all later tonight.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 07:05 PM (+OTLF)

364 *must resist.....* oh darn it can't

Michael J. Fox is operating the camera?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:04 PM (PQmb9)
----------------------------------------------------------
Mohammed Ali has the another camera location.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:06 PM (jucos)

365 Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 07:05 PM (+OTLF)

This. Back to "NCIS" reruns for me.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 03, 2013 07:07 PM (Ahxbg)

366 State-run-media commercials are suffering.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 07:07 PM (VMcEw)

367 Mohammed Ali has the another camera location.


What you talking about Willis?

Posted by: Mohammed Ali at February 03, 2013 07:07 PM (ZOf1l)

368 okay the Fast and Furious Film Franchise fjust fjumped fthe fshark

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:08 PM (8sCoq)

369 There was talk in 2011 of Disney remaking of 'The Black Hole.' But nothing since. So who knows.
http://tinyurl.com/7dshxhw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:08 PM (PQmb9)

370 Letty! Fast 15!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:09 PM (0PiQ4)

371 Fast and furious jumped the shark with the first one. Who finances that shit?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:09 PM (SR5a+)

372 The Harbaugh family doesn't get a Skybox??!!

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (QLJPW)

373 369
There was talk in 2011 of Disney remaking of 'The Black Hole.' But nothing since. So who knows.
http://tinyurl.com/7dshxhw


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:08 PM (PQmb9)

Some where in there is a hilarious joke about lobsters and michelle obama involving gravitational force, but i wont say it cause i think if you have black in the same sentence as obama its racist.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (+OTLF)

374 369
There was talk in 2011 of Disney remaking of 'The Black Hole.' But nothing since. So who knows.
http://tinyurl.com/7dshxhw


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:08 PM (PQmb9)

I thought it was my biography at first....whew!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (FIDMq)

375 #285 The GoDaddy ad is just one of the reasons I am not watching this. I saw that aired on Fox and it was repulsive, what with all of the slurping.

And they purposefully found an effeminate-looking nerd.

They are all about shoving it in our faces. Nope, not watching.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (GoIUi)

376 Damn....Davis is gooooood!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (X6akg)

377 That is a bullet of a pass

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (NzBQO)

378 Eric Holder in the seat in front of the Harbaugh parents, wth?

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (tlhtD)

379 The Harbaugh family doesn't get a Skybox??!!
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (QLJPW)
--------------------------------------------------
Looks like they get to sit with Eric Fucking Holder.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:11 PM (jucos)

380 S4itt, don't give them any ideas. Stallone's looking to make another movie


Posted by: Mark E at February 03, 2013 07:05 PM

Bullet to the Head bit the big one at the box office this weekend

Finished 6th with a 4.5 million opening

Maybe Sly should keep his gun grabbing thoughts to himself when he's trying to get guys who like guns to buy a movie ticket



Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:11 PM (wwsoB)

381 I think Orca Winfrey is available.

Posted by: Butters at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM (NIZHJ)

382 Uh oh, I believe Colin K is over any nerves he might have had. This might not end well, Ray.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM (o56WO)

383 I was wondering if that was Holder too.

:/

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM (kqGWM)

384 How would the show be different if it were straight out Soviet style propaganda?

Well, folks there who got it put on a face.

Here, folks who get it don't really get it, and support it enthusiastically.


Posted by: Tonawanda at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM (GeFHE)

385 379 The Harbaugh family doesn't get a Skybox??!! Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (QLJPW) -------------------------------------------------- Looks like they get to sit with Eric Fucking Holder.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:11 PM (jucos)

Is it just me, or does he not seem the type to like football? Just wants his face out there, uggg

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM (EAAfY)

386 This is the coolest, most hipster precident evah ya know. His cabinet and underlings must represent!

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 03, 2013 07:14 PM (FIDMq)

387 Doritos ad = ghey


I see a trend- all commercials are black or gay

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)

388 Is it just me, or does he not seem the type to like football? Just wants his face out there, uggg

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM (EAAfY)
When the holding a grudge entitlement mentality affirmative actioners finally get to see how the people they have hated and railed against live, they tend to indulge all they can even if they dont really like it.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 07:14 PM (+OTLF)

389 C'mon, Jim Harbaugh, throw a Super Bowl-sized epic meltdown on the sidelines! It'll be better than the ads!! Puh-Lease??!! ( He just wants cake!)

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:15 PM (o56WO)

390 the gay black referee with the lisp, wtf?

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:15 PM (0PiQ4)

391 Well Maximilian Schell's could be played by George Soros. TFG is his Cuisinart robot henchman. While the others are turned into drones.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:15 PM (PQmb9)

392 Doritos ad wasn't bad, wasn't fantastic

As for the Calvin Klein ad, do they think the SB has a massive gay audience?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:15 PM (wwsoB)

393 I don't care for Beyonce's music but I will watch her with the sound off

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:15 PM (8sCoq)

394 Didn't think I would need so much mute button.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 07:16 PM (VMcEw)

395 Is it just me, or does he not seem the type to like football? Just wants his face out there, uggg


Liberal men are pussies, don't matter what race. After the game he'll be at the Starbucks getting his shaved taint licked by other Liberal males. It's a neverending story.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 07:16 PM (ZOf1l)

396 Of course they're sitting with Holder. And somewhere in northwest Ohio, someone is breaking into their house.

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 07:16 PM (qaVK+)

397 For their politically incorrect indiscretions this week, the Niners should be made to watch that gay Calvin Klein ad over and over

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:17 PM (+kznc)

398 Jones I think every ad agency has been taken over by gays. I hope the alternate lifestyle community has a lot of cash.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:17 PM (SR5a+)

399 Trailer for the 1979 movie 'The Black Hole'
http://youtu.be/qzUJJKDa558
Anthony Perkins, Timothy Bottoms. Dan Forster, Yvette Mimeux, Maximilian Schell, and Ernest Borgnine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:17 PM (PQmb9)

400 Is it just me, or does he not seem the type to like football? Just wants his face out there, uggg

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:12 PM

He's there with an instant pardon for anyone who shows up to serve a warrant on Ray Lewis

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:17 PM (wwsoB)

401 As for the Calvin Klein ad, do they think the SB has a massive gay audience?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:15 PM (wwsoB)
-----------------------------------------------------
Targeting the Pink Mafia in San Fransicko. They are forcing all of this shot on us. I really resent it. From the fucking kid choir to the underpants ad. Can't wait for Nanny Bloombergs gun commercial. Bastards......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM (jucos)

402 I missed Holder, thankfully.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM (QLJPW)

403
392 As for the Calvin Klein ad, do they think the SB has a massive gay audience?

Well, this does involve the San Francisco 49'ers. And I saw pics of a ton of gay sports bars in SF this last week.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM (o56WO)

404 The NFL apologizes for football? We are making it safer.

Fucking PC police can not be stopped.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM (wR+pz)

405 My God they have even ruined the Calvin Klein guy.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM (i7KmQ)

406 As for the Calvin Klein ad, do they think the SB has a massive gay audience?

Are you kidding? the GayFL wore pink cleats most of the season.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM (+kznc)

407 He's there with an instant pardon for anyone who shows up to serve a warrant on Ray Lewis
Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:17 PM (wwsoB)

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:19 PM (EAAfY)

408 Calvin Klein bought the ad to get tickets. PERIOD.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:19 PM (wR+pz)

409 @401 Could not agree more and you ain't seen nothin yet. Next week the NYT is turning the Boy Scouts over to them. You want to see some gay scoutmasters...

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 07:19 PM (qaVK+)

410 408
Calvin Klein bought the ad to get tickets. PERIOD.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:19 PM (wR+pz)

Wouldn't if have been cheaper to just buy tickets? What's a 1 min. SB ad go for?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:20 PM (X6akg)

411 1ST N GOAL

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:20 PM (8sCoq)

412 Ghey scout masters? What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Butters at February 03, 2013 07:21 PM (NIZHJ)

413 409
@401 Could not agree more and you ain't seen nothin yet. Next week the
NYT is turning the Boy Scouts over to them. You want to see some gay
scoutmasters.


They will be very sensitize. You know we have a cooking merit badge, right?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:21 PM (wR+pz)

414
ah, even better.

I found a replay of the Devils v Islanders game going on MSG.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 07:21 PM (RrurX)

415 401 Truck Monkey,

so stop feeding them your viewership that is how they make their coin.


Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:21 PM (LRFds)

416 TOUCHDOWN BABY

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:22 PM (8sCoq)

417 Way to go NFL. Chase away your base to appeal to fags and women. Good business model.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:22 PM (jucos)

418 The NFL apologizes for football? We are making it safer.

Fucking PC police can not be stopped.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:18 PM

Fucking Roger Goodell is a typical chickenshit PC asshole CEO who wants to appease every commie special interest group out there.

The owners keep him around because he negotiated a good TV deal for them or he's got pictures of them diddling prepubescent boys

In my next comment, I'll tell you how I REALLY feel about Goodell



Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:22 PM (wwsoB)

419 Damn that Flacco!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:22 PM (0PiQ4)

420 I see a trend- all commercials are black or gay


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)

Welcome to Obama's second term. "I won't let my son play football"

It is only going to get worse.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:22 PM (wR+pz)

421 Nice defense Niners

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:22 PM (QLJPW)

422 What's next? Super Bowel for Touch Football?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:23 PM (PQmb9)

423 Maybe Alex Smith would have been more consistent Krapperdick is like a fart in a skillet

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:23 PM (SR5a+)

424 Goodell is just trying to stave off the inevitable class action lawsuit.

(I'd be scared shitless in his shoes right now.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 07:23 PM (kqGWM)

425 Welp, I am going to need to go perform 'butler duties' for the rescued, up-for-adoption kitties at PetCo today. I think halftime will be perfect. Because I PREFER cleaning out cat litter to Beyonce ('Take That, Mitches!") Knowles. Yes, I used your last name, honey. Deal.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:23 PM (o56WO)

426 Ghey scout masters? What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Butters at February 03, 2013 07:21 PM (NIZHJ)

Nothing if you're a twelve year old boy that enjoys teh buttsex.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:23 PM (l86i3)

427 OT: Great NON-Photoshop response to Obama's staged skeet-shooting photo in my sock. (Via Twitchy)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 07:24 PM (ORGYc)

428 I do not like football, sorry.

O/T I just read that Karl Rove and his group are gong to primary tea party incumbents. That fool doesn't realize he's past his due date. We want conservatives, not wishy washy establishment RINOs. They are going to primary six term rep Steve King who may run for senate.
These are the same fools that told people to vote for Romney because he was the only one that could win.

He's probably plotting now to get Jeb Bush to win the 2016 GOP primary.
The title of the article is Rove Declares War on Tea Party. It's over a Breitbart's website.

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 07:24 PM (z4WKX)

429 Go Daddy commercials pretty bad this year

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:24 PM (+kznc)

430 I'm old enough to notice how commercials have changed over the years

the inmates are running the asylum now

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:25 PM (8sCoq)

431 424 Walter Freeman,

He's feeding the other end of the wolves, and frankly he's burning bridges with potential allies politically.

Football's enemy is lawyers and politicians....

fans are in theory his armor.

This fan's almost retired.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:25 PM (LRFds)

432
Obama voodoo dolls anyone? It's about all we got.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 07:25 PM (i7KmQ)

433 OSP, did you get my email?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:25 PM (PQmb9)

434 375 ---"They are all about shoving it in our faces."

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 03, 2013 07:10 PM (GoIUi)

Yep.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 07:25 PM (C8mVl)

435 Obama voodoo Chia pets?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (PQmb9)

436 Another idiotic GoDaddy commercial

Yes, WE made you the # 1 network

So stop being so contemptous of those viewers you're thanking whenever you open your piehole without a script


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (wwsoB)

437 428 CarolT,

That's fine, I'll just primary any candidates backed by Rove in the general....

been looking for payback to that bastard for about 9 years now.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (LRFds)

438 Ignore #427: And trying it one more time.

Here it is. Fuck linking here.
https://twitter.com/dmataconis/status/297836133201629185/photo/1

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (ORGYc)

439 I just scrolled through .
Anyone notice most of the words in Dit's post start with anal ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (bmcz3)

440
>>Super Bowel for Touch Football?<<


Rainbow Flag Football

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (RrurX)

441 Perhaps not The Worst Superbowl Post in the History of Superbowl Posts

Well...I dunno' about that

Posted by: Crazy Pete at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (MhA4j)

442 OSP, did you get my email?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:25 PM (PQmb9)

Indeed I did, I dropped a line to that publisher.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (l86i3)

443 ..... at least two of them .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 03, 2013 07:26 PM (bmcz3)

444 Freaking pervert .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 03, 2013 07:27 PM (bmcz3)

445 I got it

Survivor: DETROIT

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:27 PM (8sCoq)

446 UP Next on CBS
Ghey Survivor!!

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:27 PM (+kznc)

447 AndyCanuck

Link no work

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:27 PM (0PiQ4)

448 OSP cool beans and good luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (PQmb9)

449 Jones in CO, don't you mean Death Race Detroit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (PQmb9)

450
Maybe Alex Smith would have been more consistent Krapperdick is like a fart in a skillet


Don't have any money to put on it, but I almost will guarantee that Alex Smith will be wearing a Kansas City Chiefs jersey next season.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (ZOf1l)

451 SF called 'buffalo wing'

then INT

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (8sCoq)

452 This could get ugly

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (NzBQO)

453 more anarchy in the dome

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (I88Jc)

454 Yes, L, elle. See #438 instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (ORGYc)

455 GoDaddy always thinks that just because you push the envelope you've made a great ad. Most of their ads just gross me out and I don't remember any of them being actually funny

****

They have yet to figure out that alienating half the audience is not the best marketing idea.

Contrary to popular belief, all publicity is NOT good publicity.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (piMMO)

456 Wouldn't if have been cheaper to just buy tickets? What's a 1 min. SB ad go for?


Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:20 PM (X6akg)

Well, a public company can write off ads. NOT buying tickets. They also would get invited to all the pre game shit, and get parking, etc.Cost to stockholders? $3-5 mill. per ad.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (wR+pz)

457 Where is Mel Gibson, are we beyond Thunderdome?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (PQmb9)

458 Finally a bro on bro fight.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (i7KmQ)

459 452 Adam Smith's IPH,

What last season's second episode of Justified?

Nah it's looking fine.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (LRFds)

460 NHL Football.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (VMcEw)

461 OSP cool beans and good luck.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (PQmb9)

Soul Eaters, that cracked me up. Prolly not far from the truth.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (l86i3)

462 Who the eff was he throwing to?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (SR5a+)

463 >Jones in CO, don't you mean Death Race Detroit?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:28 PM (PQmb9)

No the CBS show 'survivor'

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:29 PM (8sCoq)

464 >Who the eff was he throwing to?


Ed Reed, looks like

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:30 PM (8sCoq)

465 Good Lord, the main ref has a terrible lithp

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:30 PM (+kznc)

466 @sven10077: Unfortunately, I don't think there are enough potential political allies to save Goodell or the NFL from being casualities in the war to pussify America. He's running scared, and probably for good reason. Meh.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 07:30 PM (kqGWM)

467 murder bowl. make sure Lewis doesn't have a knife

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 07:30 PM (Dnbau)

468 No penalty for the crow player taking off his helmet in the middle of the field of play?


Posted by: Mark E at February 03, 2013 07:30 PM (gjHKb)

469 O/T I just read that Karl Rove and his group are
gong to primary tea party incumbents. That fool doesn't realize he's
past his due date. We want conservatives, not wishy washy establishment
RINOs. They are going to primary six term rep Steve King who may run
for senate.

These are the same fools that told people to vote for Romney because he was the only one that could win.



He's probably plotting now to get Jeb Bush to win the 2016 GOP primary.

The title of the article is Rove Declares War on Tea Party. It's over a Breitbart's website.

Posted by: CarolT at February 03, 2013 07:24 PM

If that bald headed prick had spent half his effort, money, and time going to war with Dems as he did with conservative Republicans, Obama might be moving into his Hawaii retirement mansion right now

On the other hand, if they use the same consultants with their ORCA and lame ads, we have nothing to fear from THE ARCHITECT


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:30 PM (wwsoB)

470 465 yeth he doths

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:31 PM (SR5a+)

471 Alex Smith time?

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at February 03, 2013 07:31 PM (srIqv)

472 466 Walter Freeman,

Yup...well he better be sure to add in some synchronized swimming and showtunes then....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:31 PM (LRFds)

473 Hey AMC is running a Walking Dead marathon. Season 1. Damn.. funny to see how much Carl has grown up.. all the ones that have died. Can't believe I wasn't watching this the past 3 years. Just got caught up last night. Merle and Deryl death match!!!

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:31 PM (u25eL)

474 Kaepernick is rattled.

Posted by: joncelli at February 03, 2013 07:31 PM (5ic5a)

475 OSP, yes they are soul eaters.
http://accrispin.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (PQmb9)

476 Wisp? What wisp?

Posted by: bawney fwank at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (ORGYc)

477 That sound you hear. Gamblers in Vegas trying to get out of their 49er bets.


This is amazing.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (wR+pz)

478 473 Jewell45,

That's on CBS late nights with that fella that used to be on NBC?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (LRFds)

479 Flipping over to the Puppy Bowl soon.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (+kznc)

480 Yep third beer and its only 4:30, forgive me if I get a little crazy later!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (EAAfY)

481 If Baltimore scores here, it would be bad for the 49ers.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (8sCoq)

482 Dear CBS,

Next time you have Melissa Rauch (Bernadette) thanking us for making them the Number One show, MOAR BOOBEHS

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (wwsoB)

483 Contrary to popular belief, all publicity is NOT good publicity.

How do you figure?

Posted by: Applebee's Public Relations at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (6WVi+)

484 Rambo, First Blood Part 1. You cannot improve on perfection.

***

Wanna bet.

Posted by: Michael Bay at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (piMMO)

485 Google is doing Malware Warnings on the way to BreitBart.

Posted by: Butters at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (NIZHJ)

486 480 Lou's a Girl,

do what you need to do....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (LRFds)

487 sven.. I don't copy??

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (u25eL)

488
Flipping over to the Puppy Bowl soon.


Don't, the Lab is going to win, always does. Cuz' Lab's are awesome.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (ZOf1l)

489 486 480 Lou's a Girl,do what you need to do....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (LRFds)

Wheeeeeeeeee

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:34 PM (EAAfY)

490 487 Jewell45,

were I in the gladiator pit with you brave morons I'd sympathize with the drinking adult beverages...

instead I am listening to Nick Searcy ruminate on Raylan....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:34 PM (LRFds)

491 Boldin can only make circus catches?

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 07:34 PM (8sCoq)

492 Most a feared? The crabs in the bay! Fucking Baltimore will riot if they win.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:34 PM (wR+pz)

493 Jewels....how ya feeling?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:35 PM (X6akg)

494 Fuck stallone phony prick retire already and stf up im more interested in what charlie sheen thinks about assault weapons.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:35 PM (SR5a+)

495 @sven10077: Showtunes? I'd bet the Classmates of Dead Kids Choir™ has a few songs ready for post-game. Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 07:35 PM (kqGWM)

496 Wow!!!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:35 PM (NzBQO)

497 Jewell45 oh the other post...

The Walking Dead was on either CSpan with that young feller from Searchlight or on Late Night on CBS with that other zombie bastard from indiana.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:35 PM (LRFds)

498 about time that luck "ran out"

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (I88Jc)

499 Course a lot of these teams don't play till they stop selling beer.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (wR+pz)

500 483
Contrary to popular belief, all publicity is NOT good publicity.

How do you figure?


Posted by: Applebee's Public Relations at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM

Fapplebee's was right to fire that waitress. Yeh, you got stiffed by a minister on a tip, but putting personal information all over Facebook was a totally stupid way to retaliate

Notice that the MSM faps because it was a clergyman, yet there's no known witness in all of history of any Kennedy leaving a tip at a bar, restaurant, or hotel

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (wwsoB)

501 well that was a bold call

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (8sCoq)

502 So close. Too bad!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (0PiQ4)

503 Like crap Tami. I'm thinking this didn't work.. but still holding onto hope that it will settle down. Horrible night last night. Was in tears this morning and it takes ALOT to make me cry.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (u25eL)

504 OSP, yes they are soul eaters.
http://accrispin.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:32 PM (PQmb9)

Sweet tap dancin ultimate causal power 10K? Talk about screwing the ignorant. I still laud Create space.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (l86i3)

505 495 Walter Freeman,

and a laser show set to Gershwin!

FABULOUS BALL!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:37 PM (LRFds)

506 Da Gopher State!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 07:37 PM (kqGWM)

507 As for the Calvin Klein ad, do they think the SB has a massive gay audience?

****

Woo Hoo!

Over here.

http://bit.ly/WjjZHB

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at February 03, 2013 07:37 PM (piMMO)

508 Hey VW .... Jamaican Embassy on line one

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:37 PM (wwsoB)

509 503 Like crap Tami. I'm thinking this didn't work.. but still holding onto hope that it will settle down. Horrible night last night. Was in tears this morning and it takes ALOT to make me cry.
Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (u25eL)

Aww jewells, that sucks, sending a prayer up for you! Feel better!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:38 PM (EAAfY)

510 Okay how is that VW commercial not racist? I still laughed.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:38 PM (NzBQO)

511 I just don't wanna hear from Ray Lewis how God wanted him to win

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2013 07:38 PM (Dnbau)

512 503
Like crap Tami. I'm thinking this didn't work.. but still holding onto
hope that it will settle down. Horrible night last night. Was in tears
this morning and it takes ALOT to make me cry.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (u25eL)


Oh no!!! It may just take a while...that area has been inflamed a long time.
When do you see the doc next?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:38 PM (X6akg)

513 Thanks Tami

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (u25eL)

514 Jewell45,

Here's hoping you heal up...take it easy and follow the guidance early on.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (LRFds)

515 That Gordon girl is only sitting next to Goodell so the Saints team snipers think twice.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (NzBQO)

516 We used to tip waitresses all the time.

Mmm. Good chowdah.

Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (ORGYc)

517 Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:36 PM (u25eL)

Oh crap. I can't imagine. Prayers your way hon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (l86i3)

518 So an accent is racist? What about that ref? Barney Frank is incsensed.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (SR5a+)

519 Nice non-block, pussy.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (celt+)

520 438 Is the queen really firing that bullpup? Could be real, judging by the deferential appearance of the officers looking on. Can we swap her for Juggy?

Posted by: Rule #2 at February 03, 2013 07:39 PM (CypDC)

521 511 ThunderB,

God wanted me to win, he wanted that man's blood all over my shirt, he wanted me to get each and every one of those huge contracts that the racist NFL gave me.....

//Rayenthal

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (LRFds)

522 Sorry to hear that you are in pain Jewells. I know that it must suck but stay strong ette like you have been. Sending good thoughts your way.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (EAgmr)

523 I see him on the 12th to get the stitches out. Will discuss further options then if I am still in pain. He promised there were more avenues we could use and he would figure it out. He'a good guy.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (u25eL)

524 I just don't wanna hear from Ray Lewis how God wanted him to win

If you're against Ray Lewis, then you're against gay marriage. Or something like that. I may have my role models confused.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (FcR7P)

525 Niners you suck.

Posted by: SAMCRO at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (QLJPW)

526 485
Google is doing Malware Warnings on the way to BreitBart.


Posted by: Butters at February 03, 2013 07:33 PM (NIZHJ)
Of course they are.

The new Liberal approach to silencing dissent is to report non liberal sites as distributors of malware.This concerted effort has been ramping up over the past year.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (+OTLF)

527 Ravens will get good field position on the exchange

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (8sCoq)

528 OSP, yep! And notice even after the 6 month course of being mentored there is still only a slim chance of publishing.

Better to buy 'The Complete Idiot's Guide to Creative Writing' and 'how novel's work.' And save over $9,980.

The Idiot Guide is kinda neat because it breaks things down so that a moron can grok it. The second book is a tour of classic literature and describing how the passages put forth something.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:41 PM (PQmb9)

529 524 T-Bird,

If you're against Rayenthal you're against AMERICA!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:41 PM (LRFds)

530 not interested, coke.

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:41 PM (I88Jc)

531 Gay Mad Max?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:42 PM (QLJPW)

532 Yikes Jewel45 sorry to hear that the pain is so bad. I hope its just the last sullen retreat before it goes away, like Napoleon slinking out of Russia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:43 PM (PQmb9)

533 Ohh! Ohh! RG3! Hi!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:43 PM (0PiQ4)

534 530 not interested, coke.
Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:41 PM (I88Jc)

Yep very lame!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:43 PM (EAAfY)

535 They have to ghey everything.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:43 PM (SR5a+)

536 523
I see him on the 12th to get the stitches out. Will discuss further
options then if I am still in pain. He promised there were more avenues
we could use and he would figure it out. He'a good guy.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:40 PM (u25eL)

Well hang in there. Sending good vibes and prayers your way.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:43 PM (X6akg)

537
465 Good Lord, the main ref has a terrible lithp

Yup, the sports radio show that I listen to calls him 'Jerome Boger - Ladies Man', a reference to the SNL Tim Meadows character. Then they have a particularly humorous call of his - can't remember which one.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:44 PM (o56WO)

538 The Idiot Guide is kinda neat because it breaks things down so that a moron can grok it. The second book is a tour of classic literature and describing how the passages put forth something.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:41 PM (PQmb9)

Intresting. Well, I write my own way and tell the story like I want. If folks don't like it, cool with me. I'd rather be a bad original that a decent copy. What does grok mean?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:44 PM (l86i3)

539 They have to ghey everything.

****

And you have a problem with that?

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at February 03, 2013 07:44 PM (piMMO)

540 Thanks everyone.. I truly appreciate your prayers and your friendship. I got so discouraged this morning.. crying, asking why??? But I know I will get there. Just feel like now.. this whole thing was a waste. Going to get the another copy of the MRI and the sonogram tomorrow morning. Handing it over to my BIL (malpractice lawyer). This may have been an unncessary surgery. The doctor relied on the MRI which turned out to be crap. He was devasted.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:44 PM (u25eL)

541 A lithp? Sylvester the Cat is officiating?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:44 PM (PQmb9)

542 Puppy bowl is great! Hedgehog cheerleaders, and parrots in the pressbox with smartphones pecking out Tweets...

Puppies have played a better game than the 49'rs so far.

Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 03, 2013 07:45 PM (tzDkX)

543 The showgirls are winning by a mile, don't forget to vote if you want the cowboys to win.

http://tinyurl.com/ctmmlkd

Posted by: What? What? at February 03, 2013 07:45 PM (/b8+5)

544 Hain't seen a single cheerleader, let alone some figure eights.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 07:45 PM (VMcEw)

545 438 Is the queen really firing that bullpup?
Yes. She hunts; had weapons training in the army in WW2; and did fire the weapon in the photo-op.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 07:45 PM (ORGYc)

546 469 ... He's probably plotting now to get Jeb Bush to win the 2016 GOP primary.

Hey! I'm tanned. I'm fit. I'm rested. I'm ready.

Posted by: Sir JEB of the Bush at February 03, 2013 07:45 PM (p4U6S)

547 lol.. that should be devastated.. pain killers argghh!

Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:46 PM (u25eL)

548 OK lol at the old folk commercial.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:46 PM (EAAfY)

549 Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2013 07:45 PM (ORGYc)

If I remember correctly she left the palace and hung with the commoners in the tunnels during the blitz. She's the real deal.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:46 PM (l86i3)

550 aaaand the Mexican senior vote commercial. Ick.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:46 PM (0PiQ4)

551 Well that Taco Bell commercial was......different?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:46 PM (X6akg)

552 @438 -- Yes, Eliz Rex 2 did fire that weapon. There used to be a vid on u-tube, but it seems to have been taken down.

Posted by: Mark E at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (gjHKb)

553 Taco Bell WTF?

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (i7KmQ)

554 OSP, I have the books. Flipped through the Idiot's Guide and 'how novels work' then closed them. I just write also.

In the defunct local writer's group we had a young woman who had all the books on writing and publishing. But she wrote junk, she really did not have an imagination.

Grok is from Heinlein. Its kinda like Zen. You understand. You grasp it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (PQmb9)

555 Anyone seen the new(?) Dewalt nail gun?
AR platform. Battery inserts into the magazine well. Might have been a "joke" email from my cousin but if it's real I have got to get me one of those.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (DcbLC)

556 Taco Bell does its takeoff on the Betty White/Abe Vigoda Snickers commercial?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (3oxsQ)

557 I thought it was funny.

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (EAAfY)

558 >Posted by: jewells45 at February 03, 2013 07:44 PM (u25eL)

Jewells that sucks-- be strong- I hope you find relief

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (8sCoq)

559 So far taco bell for the win least ghey assed ad tonite

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (SR5a+)

560 Taco Bell commercial completely in Spanish. I am telling you.... this is a great big FUCK OFF to the NFL fan base.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (jucos)

561 Grok is from Heinlein. Its kinda like Zen. You understand. You grasp it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:47 PM (PQmb9)


OK thanks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (l86i3)

562 What goes good with deer antler extract? I'm thinking halftime shooters.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (WM+rJ)

563 faaaccckkkk

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (I88Jc)

564 Amazing.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (tlhtD)

565 Old people doing things young people would do? Why, I never saw the like! What a caution! Ha ha ha!

The only thing funnier would be a dancing baby!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (celt+)

566 AWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEE
SSSOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BBBBAAAAAAAABBBBBBYYYY

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (8sCoq)

567 Geez..... 3 TD's.......

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (YuUoQ)

568 That play was so bad it looked scripted

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (wwsoB)

569 Good grief......HELLO 49ERS....YOUR IN THE SUPERBOWL FFS!!!!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 07:48 PM (X6akg)

570 Game Over

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (i7KmQ)

571 I think there are some NCIS reruns on.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (l86i3)

572 Jones jonesing it.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (VMcEw)

573 Jones getting up and running that in for a TD was a great big FUCK OFF to the Niners too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (kqGWM)

574 Shit. This is the Denver game all over again.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (0PiQ4)

575 Sf is done put the fork in em

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (SR5a+)

576 I knew B'more had scored a touchdown before I saw it on my own TV because somehow the neighbors are a few seconds ahead. And they're happy.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 07:49 PM (3oxsQ)

577 This may not be the worst Superbowl post, but it sure is one of the worst games I've watched.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (Qxe/p)

578 He's probably plotting now to get Jeb Bush to win the 2016 GOP primary.

***

I was pissed, and just about to throw Priebus under the bus a few days ago before I realized a headline was misleading.

There was an interview of Reince that was titled something like: Reince Priebus: Rubio, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Jindal exciting 2016 lineup for Republicans.

Then I watched the interview and he said no such thing.

There is officially no integrity in journalism.

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (piMMO)

579 Wow, the 49ers are getting their asses kicked on both sides of the ball.

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (/NgNT)

580 Off ghey sock

Posted by: Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (piMMO)

581 off!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (piMMO)

582 Links to Breitbart from Google search results turn up the "site may harm your computer" warning, but the Bing results link to Breitbart just fine

WTF is Google doing?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (wwsoB)

583 Put a fork in the gheys. They are fucking done.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (wR+pz)

584 I would advise that SF not get behind this much. B-More ain't the Falcons.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (ZOf1l)

585 Citizens of Baltimore. If may behoove you to go visit relatives across the Chesapeake or go into DC tonight before the game ends. The city might become a free fire zone due to celebrations.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (PQmb9)

586 Copernicus lost his mojo.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (QLJPW)

587 So Jim Caldwell calls a great game for Joe Flacco but when he has Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl he plays it safe?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (NzBQO)

588 You have hd, they dont

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (EAAfY)

589
WTF is Google doing?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:50 PM (wwsoB)


Making sure bing is my search engine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)

590 Adventure Sifty ‏@siftyboones

An entire Super Bowl geared to the wants and needs of mid-level banking software developers and their life coaches.


Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (wwsoB)

591 582 KBDabear,

keeping their choir humming only approved hymnals...

frankly we need to start reporting Kos and Kompany as harmful...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (LRFds)

592 break dancing ref

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (I88Jc)

593 Citizens of Baltimore. If may behoove you to go visit relatives across the Chesapeake or go into DC tonight before the game ends. The city might become a free fire zone due to celebrations.

***

I think that's inevitable no matter the outcome.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (piMMO)

594 Early call for MVP- Joe Flacco?

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (/NgNT)

595 Can someone explain the appeal of Beyonce? I don't get it

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (HqXYa)

596 585 Ms Puma,

Wrong approach...Dear Citizens of Baltimore....I hear DC, Philly, and Pittsburgh want to party...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (LRFds)

597 Can someone explain the appeal of Beyonce? I don't get it


Pretty woman, absolutely no talent.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 07:53 PM (ZOf1l)

598
Can someone explain the appeal of Beyonce? I don't get it



Posted by: Ombudsman at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (HqXYa)
D-A-T-A-S-S, besides that absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:53 PM (NzBQO)

599 Bouncy was fantastic as rollergirl in boogey nights

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 07:53 PM (I88Jc)

600 Making sure bing is my search engine.

***

I was a very early convert to Bing, even when their returns sucked, I stayed with them, and I'm glad I did.

Now I feel like a complete sellout because I am using Chrome.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:53 PM (piMMO)

601 Have I talked to you about Herba Life?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:53 PM (wR+pz)

602
I think that's inevitable no matter the outcome.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:52 PM (piMMO)

Yep,
City folk happy? Tear shit up.

City folk sad? Tear shit up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:53 PM (l86i3)

603 588
You have hd, they dont

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:51 PM (EAAfY)


I don't have that advanced a TV, but the world won't end if I get the sneak preview from down the hall.And SF is trying to do something.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 07:54 PM (3oxsQ)

604 Baltimore City Fire Department now on high alert

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:54 PM (8sCoq)

605 597 Samuel Adams,

Nonsense, her and Jay Z are some of the President's top ME security advisors...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (LRFds)

606 597
Can someone explain the appeal of Beyonce? I don't get it


Nice legs, nice tits. What else you looking for?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (wR+pz)

607 Well my warning is for the decent folk types. Flee before the citizens smite themselves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (PQmb9)

608 Baltimore City Fire Department now on high alert
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:54 PM (8sCoq)


No, let it burn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (l86i3)

609 Citizens of Baltimore. If may behoove you to go visit relatives across
the Chesapeake or go into DC tonight before the game ends. The city
might become a free fire zone due to celebrations.



***



I think that's inevitable no matter the outcome.

****

In a recent gun buy-back, the City (and its corperate sponsors) estimated 5-800 guns - it turned out to be 17K. Needless to say, they did not bring enough moola, and the peeps were not happy with the issued vouchers...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (YuUoQ)

610 Google has been part of the progressive butt buddy circle jerk as long as I can remember.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (DcbLC)

611 >Can someone explain the appeal of Beyonce? I don't get it

curves

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (8sCoq)

612 600 NDH,

told you so....heh use what you have to bud

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (LRFds)

613
OK - if my team (Seahawks) was in this game, I would be saying we're down by 21-3? We've got them right where we want them!! (It's just we have to perfect that making sure we have the most points after our comeback AND the end of the game.)

And, Sweet Timmy Tebow, if this keeps up, Joe Flacco will be insufferable to the nth power.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 07:55 PM (o56WO)

614 Now I feel like a complete sellout because I am using Chrome.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


Feel better with a 2 for 1 deal at Shoe Warehouse!

Oh, and stop smoking, citizen.

Posted by: Google, up in your stuff at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (NTBjC)

615 Wonder how busy the Johns Hopkins ER is going to be in a few hours.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (3oxsQ)

616 Google also does that malware warning shit to Daily Caller

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

617 I live 1/2 mile outside Baltimore city limits.
I hope the celebration doesn't come this far.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (bTPOR)

618 There is a bright side to this. The Patriots, Tom Brady, and his wife are at home.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (PQmb9)

619 I hope Kaepernick catches the man who raped his wife. Too bad he won't remember the game.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 03, 2013 07:57 PM (celt+)

620 618 There is a bright side to this. The Patriots, Tom Brady, and his wife are at home.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (PQmb9)

So agree, love this!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 07:57 PM (EAAfY)

621 told you so....heh use what you have to bud

****

yep.

It was a TOUGH PILL to swallow, but it's fast and FF had grown worse by the day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:58 PM (piMMO)

622 595 Can someone explain the appeal of Beyonce? I don't get it

1--black
2--big butt
3--???

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 07:58 PM (+kznc)

623 618
There is a bright side to this. The Patriots, Tom Brady, and his wife are at home.


True dat! Fuck the Patriots. Now CBS is flogging don't leave the game.

Even they know it's over.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 07:58 PM (wR+pz)

624 I live 1/2 mile outside Baltimore city limits.
I hope the celebration doesn't come this far.

****

Keep your firearm nearby, just in case you need to join the celebration.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (piMMO)

625 Time to make a run to the store, and switch the channel in case the halftime show is still on when I get back

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (wwsoB)

626 Okay everyone time for a bathroom break.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (NzBQO)

627 Is Michelle Obama going to sing now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (PQmb9)

628 623 BillyBob,

Kind of sad too it means they have a built in excuse if the ratings are lower...

plus they want the HalfTime speech from TFG to have mass appeal

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (LRFds)

629 I live 1/2 mile outside Baltimore city limits.
I hope the celebration doesn't come this far.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 07:56 PM (bTPOR)
--------------------------------------------------
you poor bastard.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (jucos)

630 Ravins are old. They will be out of gas halfway through the third quarter, The the 9rs will ahve a shot.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:59 PM (l86i3)

631 @623

She's pretty and she sings well, that is when she's not singing to her own track.

But mostly she's pretty.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 08:00 PM (zOP5o)

632 Lol CBS, no one gives a shit about the grammy's

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:00 PM (NzBQO)

633 630 OSP,

Rat birds *are8 old but they snort deer antlers and tiger scrota...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:00 PM (LRFds)

634 God I wish I owned all the MD 20/20 and The Bull in Baltimore right now.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:00 PM (wR+pz)

635 Ravens might go into the lover room. Snort some lines. And then fall on their faces in second half.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 08:00 PM (PQmb9)

636 I live 1/2 mile outside Baltimore city limits.
I hope the celebration doesn't come this far.

As long as you are not on the bus line.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:00 PM (l86i3)

637 "I live 1/2 mile outside Baltimore city limits."

Make a fire break in your neighborhood now--before it's too late after the winds shift!

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 08:01 PM (I88Jc)

638 Tom Brady, and his wife are at home.


Yeah, but which one is wearing the penis tonight?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:01 PM (ZOf1l)

639 speaking of keeping your firearm nearby, and not to hijack the thread, but I posted this earlier and you've gotta see it to believe it.

Video of Arizona homeowner defending against a home invasion.

http://t.co/uxuICtyV

scary shit

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:01 PM (piMMO)

640 She can lip synch it for all I care. I won't be hearing it. Nope.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 08:01 PM (VMcEw)

641 Okay who is the Carl's Jr chick on the beach?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:02 PM (NzBQO)

642 Time to make a run to the store, and switch the channel in case the halftime show is still on when I get back

***

heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:02 PM (piMMO)

643 Scientology!!! Holy Shit!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:02 PM (NzBQO)

644 "As long as you are not on the bus line."

2 blocks away.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (bTPOR)

645 Darn it seems the MASH movie clip of the football player doped up is blocked on YouTube.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (PQmb9)

646 643
Scientology!!! Holy Shit!!!


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:02 PM (NzBQO)


What happened? Did they run a commercial about themselves?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (3oxsQ)

647 "As long as you are not on the bus line."

2 blocks away.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (bTPOR)


Lock and load.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (l86i3)

648 I hear Dundalk's the place to be after the game.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (QLJPW)

649 Mmmm...yeah. Footsball.

Ok, OT...I've had it with the Nigerian
spam. I got another ten or so today, picked one at random, and
responded. This is what I said....


Dear Sirs,





From the desk of Miss Clara Butterly





Greetings,





It has been brought to my attention that a substantial sum of money has

been awarded me through my late husband's estate, (Decedent, Pastor

William Leigh Butterly, Case OK-230111-022112), filed with the Superior

Court of the Sovereign State and Territory of Oklahoma on February 22nd,

2012). My late husband had many varied business ventures of which I was

not always aware, most of these have eased the financial burden of my

husband's passing, so that I can live in the comfort to which I've grown

accustomed. Additional funds have been set aside, by me, under my dear

departed husband's name, to grant advanced academic scholarships in the

fields of competitive archery, potato husbandry, and progressive bible

study.





I will tell you, my dear sister, that I have dropped to my knees and

prayed, weeping at your timely letter...the tears gushing from my eyes

like the steely tipped bolts from crossbows. However, the executor of my

late husband's estate, (Mr. Clyde S. Dale, Atty at Law, OKC, DDS, KFC),

has advised me to respond cautiously to your missive, due to the

flatulent prevalence of those that would take advantage of the weak, and

suffering.





I would dearly love to proceed with this, but first, I must insist on

proof that you are a sister of our one God, that you worship him alone,

that you 'will tolerate no fish that comes from the depths delivered

unto your mouth not of his blessed hand, (Caniacticus, 3:13 - 3:47)'.

Please, Sarah, if you will excuse my familiarity, I have prayed, and
Bocephus has answered me. I am to put my trust in the devout light
provided by you....Show me you are true, Miss Sarah.





Miss Clara Butterly


I'll update this post if I get a reply.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 03, 2013 08:04 PM (L7hol)

650 Don't fucking tell me JEF is speaking at half time. I can not afford another TV. Why at half time?


Have they found his son, Trayvon's killer?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:04 PM (wR+pz)

651 What happened? Did they run a commercial about themselves?


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:03 PM (3oxsQ)
Hell yeah they did. Tom Cruise must have deep pockets.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:04 PM (NzBQO)

652 Quite possibly the most boring super dump of the last ten years

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (SR5a+)

653 49'rs leading from behind.

Ravens haven't needed to use their shivs.

Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (vlBpS)

654 Hell yeah they did. Tom Cruise must have deep pockets.

****

Cruise, Travolta, Kirstie Alley....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (piMMO)

655
Scientology!!! Holy Shit!!!


Watch it, don't make us sue you. And yes, that was an alien I was fucking and NOT a 10 year old boy.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (ZOf1l)

656 Baltimoreran onto the field to the sounds of U2-Where the Streets have no name. Frankly it would have been more appropiate if it was to the opening theme of The Wire. I'm stuck at work so I'm stuck watching the Super Bowl. I hate the Ravens and indifferent to the the 49rs. I'm a Steelers fan so I lose either way.Baltimore looks like there gonna win it but its only half time. Now the halftime show. Eh, I think I'll youtube some Dream Theater videos.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (8SsiG)

657 TWD marathon's almost reached the CDC!

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (I88Jc)

658 TFG is not part of halftime

CBS licked his balls about 90mins before gametime

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (8sCoq)

659 652
Quite possibly the most boring super dump of the last ten years

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (SR5a+)


Yeah, I have to agree.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:05 PM (X6akg)

660 Fuck you CBS. It's the super bowl. Stand back and cash in, but noooo you have to go and fuck it up. Oh, and a hearty fuck you to NFL evolution also. You'll evolve alright, right into extinction.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 03, 2013 08:06 PM (F2Vrz)

661 Don't fucking tell me JEF is speaking at half time. I can not afford another TV. Why at half time?

***

No.

Are you serious?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:06 PM (piMMO)

662 Hey there, Dan Marino! How's your love child?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:06 PM (kqGWM)

663
Maybe the drugs will kick in and the 49er will show up.

NOT, it is over!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:06 PM (wR+pz)

664 Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
http://youtu.be/VasDiLee9Q0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 08:06 PM (PQmb9)

665 638 Tom Brady, and his wife are at home.


Yeah, but which one is wearing the penis tonight?
Posted by: Samuel Adams Both of them...

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 03, 2013 08:07 PM (IanLz)

666 I dont know where you people are getting Obama speaking at half time, but he's not

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:07 PM (8sCoq)

667 Drats missed getting the number with that music video by 2....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 08:08 PM (PQmb9)

668 The upcoming thirty minutes is gonna suck like the MSM toungeing TFG

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:08 PM (SR5a+)

669 666 Jones in CO,


How apt a number....you're sure?

Maybe they can have an encore of the "YOU GUNOWNERS KILLED MY FRIENDS" Choir...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:08 PM (LRFds)

670 @661

Someone said up thread he was. God please let that be BS.

I was at the titty bowl, maybe we can have another "malfunction"

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:09 PM (wR+pz)

671 Oh hey I got the devil's post

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

672 Deer antler spray anyone?

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 08:09 PM (i7KmQ)

673 The Kitty Halftime Show is on Animal Planet!

Posted by: Oldbuffalo at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (WV0NL)

674 CBS interviewed Prezzy Wezzy around 90 mins before kickoff


done and done

now watch the hot girl sing

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (8sCoq)

675 Looks like a London Olympics re-do, yuck...

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (EAAfY)

676 666
I dont know where you people are getting Obama speaking at half time, but he's not


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:07 PM (8sCoq)

You know he wanted to

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (FIDMq)

677 The commercials they're running here in the redneck hills are a little different. No Spanish-language stuff. No Scientology.

Whoooooooa. Channel surfing at halftime, Mr. DeVille finds the Caribbean World Series. Mexico vs Dominican.
Beisbol !!! Eso si que es!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (C8mVl)

678 674 Jones in CO,

so Benonce got the flu or something?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (LRFds)

679 Wish my doggeh was still here this was her and my time to play and discuss the days events. She always saw it my way.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM (SR5a+)

680 Phil Mickelson won the PGA Tour event wire to wire today. Next week both Tiger and Phil at Pebble Beach.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:11 PM (8SsiG)

681 those thighs are .... yeah

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:11 PM (8sCoq)

682 No Scientoghaphiology in Ga. either.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:11 PM (tlhtD)

683 Fucking stupid. When you go to the game, you are trying to get a fucking drink, not watch the stupid fucking show.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (wR+pz)

684 My "ethnic" next door neighbor is already drunk and yelling at everybody. Usually he waits until 3 or 4 AM to yell at his woman. Only 7:11 in the evening, going to be a long night.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (ZOf1l)

685 This is weak!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (zOP5o)

686 sven, not sure what you mean

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (8sCoq)

687 So it's partially clothed pole dancing without the pole. Cause the bitch can't sing. The fat ones in the back can.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (l86i3)

688 Has anybody else gotten the inpression that the fix is in for the Ravens to win? There have been a few calls, most notably when they shoved the red and didn't get ejected, that make me think so.

Posted by: Truman North at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (I2LwF)

689 hoof stomp?!

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (I88Jc)

690 I thought the twit was supposed to sing live?

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (uVuwp)

691 If I remember correctly she left the palace and hung with the commoners in the tunnels during the blitz. She's the real deal.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 07:46 PM (l86i3)

She and her sister, Princess Margaret worked in the Army Motor Pool during WWII, greasing vehicles and changing oil. And as Queen, she still liked to get out and under the Royal Land Rovers and do a little knowledgeable tinkering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (29+x5)

692 I'm back.

Posted by: Lip Sync at February 03, 2013 08:13 PM (p/cQy)

693 My "ethnic" next door neighbor is already drunk and yelling at everybody. Usually he waits until 3 or 4 AM to yell at his woman. Only 7:11 in the evening, going to be a long night.

***

How many womyns will be beaten on this , the worst night for domestic abuse?//

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:13 PM (piMMO)

694 My "ethnic" next door neighbor is already drunk and yelling at everybody. Usually he waits until 3 or 4 AM to yell at his woman. Only 7:11 in the evening, going to be a long night.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:12 PM (ZOf1l)


LMFAO

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:13 PM (l86i3)

695 Thank God Pepsi is paying for this.


I own Coke stock.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:14 PM (wR+pz)

696 633 tiger scrota...

bonus points for the correct latin-form plural.

Posted by: Rule #2 at February 03, 2013 08:14 PM (CypDC)

697 Lol @ "inpression"

Posted by: Truman North at February 03, 2013 08:14 PM (I2LwF)

698 Somewhere Michelle Obama is fapping.

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 08:14 PM (BVkEs)

699 This show is painfull lets try 20 minutes of silence next year.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:14 PM (SR5a+)

700 I thought the twit was supposed to sing live?

****

The quality of her voice while she was writhing on the stage suggests she is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:14 PM (piMMO)

701 Wait a minute. There are people who think she's pretty?
Not. Seeing. It.
Plus fat butt. Fat thighs.
And just had to mute the sound.

Time to bing some Kate Upton pics. Pull up Green Grass and High Tides on the playlist.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 08:15 PM (z6Elp)

702 686 Jones in CO,

was stunned you pulled the magic # and in it spit be upon him you said See Bee Ess could avoid referencing JEF....

anyway maybe the Newton kidz can do an encore....

maybe they can accuse the right of carrying Robert byrd's filibuster or something...

fun fun history

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:15 PM (LRFds)

703 Male concussion violence and female bondage, -Yeah, baby!

I love the NFL.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2013 08:15 PM (WM+rJ)

704 She looks more masculine than Prince did six years ago.

(But that's not saying much.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:15 PM (kqGWM)

705 Ass, hips, and thighs everywhere!!!! She looks angry, crazy, and has some kind of rash going on on her forehead

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:15 PM (0PiQ4)

706 696 rule#2,

byproducts of a classic education...

TY sir.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:15 PM (LRFds)

707 She and her sister, Princess Margaret worked in the
Army Motor Pool during WWII, greasing vehicles and changing oil. And as
Queen, she still liked to get out and under the Royal Land Rovers and do
a little knowledgeable tinkering.!

And you know that even at her advanced age she could still kick the SCOAMF's ass.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (EAgmr)

708 The girls!

I loved the back in the day!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)

709 these chicks are smokin hot

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (8sCoq)

710 Male concussion violence and female bondage, -Yeah, baby!


Someone forgot the ball gag.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (l86i3)

711 hahahaha wrinklies reunion

Posted by: CFL at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (I88Jc)

712 this is lip sync

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (uVuwp)

713 Does Beyotche even own a pair of pants?
(not that I really care)

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 08:16 PM (BVkEs)

714 713 Craig Poe,

only when she is undercover in the ME....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (LRFds)

715 675
Looks like a London Olympics re-do, yuck...

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 08:10 PM

Including kiddies and nurses dancing on gurneys?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (wwsoB)

716 Her horn section couldn't tempt me to un-mute.

Posted by: sTevo at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (VMcEw)

717 June Taylor dancers go to the mustang ranch.

Posted by: Dherak at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (lkjWK)

718 Not watching The Super Bore Halftime.
Watching dvr'd Fox Sunday Chris Wallace I Hate Guns Show.

What an Ahole.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (aZ6ew)

719 Who knew you could strike so many poses--

with your crotch?

Posted by: tasker at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (r2PLg)

720 Thick thigh show.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (X6akg)

721 719 Tasker,

(s)he's taught her crank to do acrobatics?

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:18 PM (LRFds)

722 And as Queen, she still liked to get out and under the Royal Land Rovers and do a little knowledgeable tinkering.!

I am not looking that up on urban dictionary.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2013 08:18 PM (QAYrC)

723 Those three fat back up singers in the back are saving her ass.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:18 PM (l86i3)

724 The last time I was this underwhelmed was when I saw Ratt play L'Mores.


THIS SHIT SUCKS!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 08:18 PM (zOP5o)

725 Dang, Kang ain't up there shakin' her money-maker, and showin' off her perfect wings. Seeing how she gave Barky a tounge-lashing for his coronation embrace of the harpy, she gotta keep an eye on this little home-wrecker....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 08:18 PM (YuUoQ)

726 Classical education: this must be what the warmup shows for gladiatorial contests looked like. I'll be that's what the NFL thinks, anyway.

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 08:19 PM (qaVK+)

727 The volume levels suck.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2013 08:19 PM (7h5MH)

728 Stop with the crazy eyes!!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:19 PM (0PiQ4)

729 She fucking b not even pretending not to lip synch.
What a fucking waste

Posted by: Avi at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (/ZEtn)

730 @709- Don't make me change my last name.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (z6Elp)

731
Game is off, can't stand halftime.

Gonna look for moron books. Seamus Muldoon is available free on kindle for two days. I know MPP has a book as well as OSP, but I can't remember their names. Time to go hunting.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (tOkJB)

732 If you like it than you should've put a ring on it? Interesting, Jay-Z didn't have to do shit.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (NzBQO)

733
What a ho!. Glad my girls are in taking a bath.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (p/cQy)

734 I love the way Prezzy has embraced Beyonce and her former-drug dealer hubby.

Class all the way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (piMMO)

735 Those songs all sound the same. Seriously, I couldn't pick any of them out of a lineup.

Posted by: happy jack at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (4uuov)

736 715 675 Looks like a London Olympics re-do, yuck... Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 08:10 PMIncluding kiddies and nurses dancing on gurneys?
Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:17 PM (wwsoB)

No, just the same vibe, blahh!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (EAAfY)

737 Either my tv is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of sync or she's lipsyncing.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (tlhtD)

738 >@709- Don't make me change my last name.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 08:20 PM (z6Elp)

I don't know what this means

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (8sCoq)

739 726 Comatus,

nothing to worry about we Xians had to provide live action entertainment for another bunch of barbarian assholes....


heh

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (LRFds)

740 This is worse than the who.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (SR5a+)

741 720 Thick thigh show.

>>> It's the shittin' Superbowl, bitch, do a cleanse!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2013 08:21 PM (7h5MH)

742 Here we are again at the annual Philistine fertility rites; aka the Superbowl halftime show.

If I were Solomon, I'd have pulled the thing down too.

I'm sorry, but the soccer moms in the 6:00 a.m. body pump class at the Y have better moves than this.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (p4U6S)

743 Either my tv is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of sync or she's lipsyncing

****

On my t.v. it is pretty perfectly synced.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (piMMO)

744 Still have my money on the blonde Lab/mix winning it all. Go Puppy Bowl!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (ZOf1l)

745 I just tried to access Breitbart.com with Google Chrome and was blocked -- Chrome claims the site is infected with malware. I accessed it a couple of hours ago and this did not happen. Anybody else seeing this?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (8hBZi)

746 What is this country's fascination with all things hip hop and urban?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (QLJPW)

747 Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (p4U6S)

Good stuff.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (l86i3)

748 OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (tlhtD)

749 Teh Oprah!! Make it stop!!

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (0PiQ4)

750 Oprah knows that when you commit career suicide, you should come back with solid conservative messaging.

If she was still on top she wouldn't touch this.

Posted by: Truman North at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (I2LwF)

751 It was a spectacle alright!


Posted by: General Woundwort at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (zOP5o)

752 *checking in* the meteor didn't hit yet? Bah.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (QTHTd)

753 OK hubby put on local news to avoid halftime, main story whooping cough outbreak, gosh, why oh why is whooping cough back with a vengance, what could the possible reason be?? Hmmm

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (EAAfY)

754 Give it up. It's TV. You pretty much have to lip syn in a fucking 80,000 seat venue.

Like I said, thanks Pepsi for paying for this. We Coke stockholders appreciate your stupid.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:23 PM (wR+pz)

755 What is this country's fascination with all things hip hop and urban?
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM (QLJPW)

It's the Free Shit Armies version of the USO.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (l86i3)

756 I bet we will get fooled again. Meet the new boss same as the old boss. Shit never changes they love to insult our stupidity.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (SR5a+)

757 746 USS Diversity,

uh...blinky talky box be damned we are not ALL Donkey gay Ethnic metrosexual Xenu Chasing Atheist Urban Sophisticates.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (LRFds)

758 As kings and queens bow, we play for you.

Ahhhh, that's better.

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (+NNlC)

759 Needing a rock roll fix.

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (i7KmQ)

760 Fuck Oprah! She's a fucking monster!! Dammit, I despise her!!

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (8SsiG)

761 Wow, I've got FF and got the same message about BB. WTF?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (ZOf1l)

762 Corey Booker courting the Beyonce/Jay-Z money, tweets:

Powerful performance: Beyonce

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (piMMO)

763 The refs are blowing the calls on The Puppeh Bowl

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (wwsoB)

764 Samson, not Solomon.

Now Oprah, For The Troops? Egad.
Oh sweet jesus, it's a Jeep ad. Oh no. No, no, no.

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (qaVK+)

765 Jeep/USO commercial wins.

Hands down.

IMHO- YMMV

Posted by: The Mr Wolf non-ESQ at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (UIAT6)

766 753 Lou's a girl,

Well dawn of the post-antibotic age...

one of the Biblical 4 horsemen....


Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:25 PM (LRFds)

767 Could we get the strippers a pole at least? Is this show fresh from the EBT Card Clubs?
Rockers beat hookers for halftime shows anyway!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 03, 2013 08:25 PM (b88kH)

768 OK hubby put on local news to avoid halftime, main story whooping cough outbreak, gosh, why oh why is whooping cough back with a vengance, what could the possible reason be?? Hmmm

***

I wonder.

Ya think Jenny McCarthy might have an answer?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:26 PM (piMMO)

769 That was underwhelming. (the half time show I meant; although the first half was underwhelming, too).

This Beyonce chick just isn't much of a singer. Maybe it was the material? Tuneless, to my ears.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:26 PM (+kznc)

770 Jeep/USO commercial wins

***

Missed it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:26 PM (piMMO)

771 745
I just tried to access Breitbart.com with Google Chrome and was blocked
-- Chrome claims the site is infected with malware. I accessed it a
couple of hours ago and this did not happen. Anybody else seeing this?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 03, 2013 08:22 PM

Google is doing something fishy, which they'll completely deny if a big stink is made of it and a congressman wants a hearing

Posted by: kbdabear at February 03, 2013 08:26 PM (wwsoB)

772 This Beyonce chick just isn't much of a singer. Maybe it was the material? Tuneless, to my ears.



Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:26 PM (+kznc)


My husband called her a 'studio creation'.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (X6akg)

773 Is it back on yet? I'm watching a Seinfeld rerun.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (QLJPW)

774 771 KBDaBear,

especially since Google is admitting it has spawned zero malware in 90 days...

fuckhead libs

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (LRFds)

775 Sorry bud, cannot share the same last name who thinks those, um, things, were hot.

Just razzin' ya Jones. Tastes vary

Posted by: teej at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (7tVNd)

776 The Jeep ad. Pandering beyond pandering. We are owned by Italians that stole the company after you the taxpayer gave us a free ride.

Did me happen to show some Black troops in our ad?

Yep. Were they in the Italian army? Well, no we are still sucking off your troops.

DISGUSTING!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (wR+pz)

777 Breitbart coming up fine on safari mobile.

Posted by: Truman North at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (I2LwF)

778 My husband called her a 'studio creation'.
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:27 PM (X6akg)

That explains the music scene of the last twenty years. That's why our HS kids are listening to Zepplin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (l86i3)

779 That singer sure had some wide ass hips, just sayin!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (b88kH)

780 757
Well said sir. My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (F2Vrz)

781 765
Jeep/USO commercial wins.



Hands down.



IMHO- YMMV

Posted by: The Mr Wolf non-ESQ at February 03, 2013 08:24 PM (UIAT6)

It looked good but I missed most of it because they dog was going ape shit.....probably a deer....a mile away.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (X6akg)

782 Let's all report DailyKos as a malware site and see what happens

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)

783 Great, now a gun confiscation ad.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (8SsiG)

784 I just tried to access Breitbart.com with Google Chrome and was blocked
-- Chrome claims the site is infected with malware. I accessed it a
couple of hours ago and this did not happen. Anybody else seeing this?

***

Yep. It's not typically an issue and their alert says "for now" so, hopefully, it is temporary.

I tried FF and it came up, albeit slowly.

Headline: Rove declares war on Tea Party.

Fuck him

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:30 PM (piMMO)

785 Great, now a gun confiscation ad.

aaaand that's one reason I'm not watching this shit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 03, 2013 08:30 PM (QTHTd)

786 I liked the "Two Broke Girls" spot.
At least they were honest.
The only reason Oprah went patriotic was to regain her status as a human being.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 03, 2013 08:30 PM (bTPOR)

787 I thought the jeep ad was disgusting. Sorry. Pandering beyond the pale.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:30 PM (wR+pz)

788 Great, now a gun confiscation ad.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 03, 2013 08:29 PM (8SsiG)

Where?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:30 PM (NzBQO)

789 I liked the "Two Broke Girls" spot.

Yep, pure and easy to understand.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:31 PM (l86i3)

790 785 Boulder toilet Hobo,

Yup...they want to take sides in the kulturkampf I will take sides in the NFL/Banner wars...

NFL it's with a heavy heart I have to join the ban ranks.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:31 PM (LRFds)

791 fuuuuuck!

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:31 PM (X6akg)

792 He's gone.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (tlhtD)

793 damn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)

794 New thread, yo.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (kqGWM)

795 Over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (p/cQy)

796 OOOH THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (8sCoq)

797 Way to go Niners you assholes

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (QLJPW)

798 Turn out the lights, the party's over.....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (YuUoQ)

799 Yep
It's over

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (VbTKR)

800 all-time record

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (piMMO)

801
NFL it's with a heavy heart I have to join the ban ranks.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:31 PM (LRFds)


DRINK!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (l86i3)

802 SUPER BOWL RECORD

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (8sCoq)

803 Billy-Bob-
The poli behind Jeep IS disgusting, but the ad worked.

Sorry to say tho, what used to be as American as apple pie is no longer- and will be built in China even. Take that, UAW!!

Posted by: The Mr Wolf non-ESQ at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (UIAT6)

804 SF is cooked.
They'd better get busy with their ghey re-education.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (+kznc)

805 Ha fucking ha bitches Baltimore burns to the ground tonite sorry

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (SR5a+)

806 NFL it's with a heavy heart I have to join the ban ranks.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:31 PM (LRFds)


I have to ask again, where?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:32 PM (NzBQO)

807 OK, open the second bottle of Mt Gay. WTF did he have a blue light behind him?


They are starting to party in the hood!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (wR+pz)

808 Another Super Bowl Dud

Posted by: Kim at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (i7KmQ)

809 Mexico threatening .....oooh....make that tying up the score 2-2. Man at 2nd, Marlon Byrd up, nobody out.

OK, obviously Marlon Byrd is not Mexican, but he's playing for the Mexicans, which must make him "Hispanic." Maybe he's a White Hispanic because he has an Anglo name. Except he's not white, is he?
Good God, the race police confuse me.

Ooooh. Base hit! That there White Black Hispanic Anglo knocked in a run. 3-2.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (C8mVl)

810 Samson, not Solomon.

Close enough for government work.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (p4U6S)

811 801 OSP,

I'd join you but one of us to be able to walk to shut the door...

If i want to watch a bunch of garishly clad emo drama queens pretend to tackle each other I can watch the morning news

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)

812 How the F do you run back a 108yd kickoff on a 100yrd field????

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (YuUoQ)

813 If i want to watch a bunch of garishly clad emo drama queens pretend to tackle each other I can watch the morning news
Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)

Good point.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:34 PM (l86i3)

814 The gun ad ran in the DC area.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 03, 2013 08:35 PM (3oxsQ)

815 For the record
Da BEARS would be winning this game

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 03, 2013 08:35 PM (VbTKR)

816 806 Adam Smith's IPH,

on blinky talky box...

Bloomberg was jerking off about it...


Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:35 PM (LRFds)

817 on blinky talky box...

Bloomberg was jerking off about it...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:35 PM (LRFds)

Must've been a regional ad, probably why I saw a Scientology spot.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:36 PM (NzBQO)

818 Enjoy your riot, Baltimore! LIB.

Posted by: L, elle at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (0PiQ4)

819 817 Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand,

wonder what Dad saw...if it wasn't Skinemax or something

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (LRFds)

820 what the hell just happened

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:37 PM (NzBQO)

821 WOW- SOMEBODY ACTUALLY TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (8sCoq)

822 The end zone is 10 yards deep, so he was on the line, 109.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (wR+pz)

823 The Crows must be winning one for Ray da knife and that pudgy pom-pom girl....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (YuUoQ)

824 Turn out the lights.....

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (BVkEs)

825 Some 49ers fan must have hit the switch

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 03, 2013 08:38 PM (NzBQO)

826 Guess New Orleans forgot to pay the power bill.

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (/NgNT)

827 Way to go New Orleans, forgot to pay your electric bill.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:39 PM (ZOf1l)

828 Puppy Bowl 4th Quarter
Its a closer contest, and no pole dancing.

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (+kznc)

829 EMP out of a container?

IRAN for MVP!~

Posted by: sven10077 at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds)

830 Turn out the lights, the party's over...

Posted by: The Mr Wolf non-ESQ at February 03, 2013 08:40 PM (UIAT6)

831 They blew it all at halftime

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (SR5a+)

832 Divine Intervention? One could hope....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (YuUoQ)

833 Power outage in the super dome? Saint Ray save us

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 08:41 PM (5F76G)

834 There's enough light

PLAY ON

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (8sCoq)

835 Woo hoo. E-Trade baby! Finally a commercial that made me laugh!

I love the E-Trade baby.

Posted by: Lady Galt at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (AX2wK)

836 You voted for him you nawlins parasites. Live the dream of powerless obamaland

Posted by: Mark E at February 03, 2013 08:42 PM (gjHKb)

837 It's poetic. My favorite sport is officially FKD on all levels.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (l86i3)

838 At least the black-out (half black, half light snicker) will add a bit more interest to this game

Posted by: carolina at February 03, 2013 08:43 PM (z2shr)

839 Off to the 12-yr old daddy drink and some Brubeck....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at February 03, 2013 08:44 PM (YuUoQ)

840 The Superdome is half-black? Like our president?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (kqGWM)

841 The Super Duper Dome is again the scene of a national disgrace. Heckuva job, Brownie!!

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (+kznc)

842 Sugar Ray Nagin runnin the lights tonite?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (SR5a+)

843 When do the rapes and murders start. Cue Geraldo.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (l86i3)

844 172
They're raping everyone in there.


Posted by: Shep Smith at February 03, 2013 06:21 PM (NIZHJ)

This comment wins with Ravens.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (baL2B)

845 Who plugged a coffee pot into the wrong outlet???

Posted by: The Mr Wolf non-ESQ at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (UIAT6)

846 15 minute delay!!!
hahahaha
It was the fault of Beyonce and her thunder thighs

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (+kznc)

847 >The Superdome is half-black? Like our president?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 03, 2013 08:45 PM (kqGWM)

you win the internet

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 03, 2013 08:46 PM (8sCoq)

848 This super bowl is cursed, it's all that New Orleans voodoo.

Posted by: happy jack at February 03, 2013 08:47 PM (4uuov)

849 Obviously, the REpublicans cut funding to the Super Duper Dome, and caused the chaos we are now witnessing

Posted by: Dark Ages at February 03, 2013 08:48 PM (+kznc)

850 This is one of the most watched telecasts on the planet and the power goes out? This never happened when Carter was President. Helluva job TFG. I'm blaming you because you never get blamed for shit.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (ZOf1l)

851 I'm thinking of looking up every guy who I know is a Dem and telling them I agree with the President...

about football. Predicting 19 out of 20 will say Huh?

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (qaVK+)

852 Margarita DeVille at February 03, 2013 08:33 PM (C8mVl)

Thanks for the tip, Margarita. I'm finding the beisbol game more enjoyable than the football game. Can't wait for baseball season - and summer.....

Posted by: Donna V. at February 03, 2013 08:49 PM (BStAJ)

853 There is a new thread

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2013 08:50 PM (X6akg)

854 How many Nawlineans it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: comatus at February 03, 2013 08:53 PM (qaVK+)

855
Well, I think we can scrub the "First Ever Green Energy Super Bowl" idea.
Al-Gore and Al-Jazeerah most affected.

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 03, 2013 08:56 PM (/NgNT)

856 Wow fitting forthe new obama era...This would not happen In Dallas or Houston!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (EAAfY)

857 I would like everyone to get out because it's a health risk. Mosquitoes that are biting dead people are starting to fly,

Posted by: Beyonce at February 03, 2013 08:59 PM (0b17P)

858 Landrieau's brother is mayor of New Orleans. Ray Nagin is under indictment. And with the lights out, someone make sure Ray of the Ravens don't shiv the lithping ref. The cannibals will be in the upper deck areas, avoid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 03, 2013 09:00 PM (PQmb9)

859 And this, 52% assholes, is what happens when you let liberals run things!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at February 03, 2013 09:03 PM (EAAfY)

860
OK - just got back from the PetCo Kitty duties. I left at 5:05 -the halftime roundtable of 'experts' had just started.

I got back at 6:10 and there was still over 11 minutes left in the 3rd quarter! How long did Beyonce assault everybody?!

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 09:25 PM (o56WO)

861 I also have a pain in my right knee - I think that means we're about to see a Flacco interception/fumble/unthinkable mistake of some sort.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 09:32 PM (o56WO)

862 I know nobody's here, but I think SF is about to make a game of this. Better get your shivs out, Baltimore - send Ray-Ray into the game with a white suit.

Posted by: dwagyak at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (o56WO)

863 Poor Nawlins

First Katrina now this

Bad juju..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 03, 2013 09:34 PM (lD8ju)

864 Hey now! SF coming on strong, Saint Ray getting a little agitated....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2013 09:35 PM (sItLn)

865 Joe Flacco and Michael Oher are good guys!!!!

They deserve the win.

Commercials stuck, half time show was disappointing.

The power outage made it interesting.

Posted by: What? What? at February 03, 2013 11:42 PM (/b8+5)






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