ont (doomsday it was always doomsday)

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Ah my sweet sweet moronettes you have not been forgotten - I read your comments, I hear your thoughts...

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And here is your latest reading.  yeah.

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Maybe when it comes it'll be quick. doubtful.

 

And here's pretty much every economic chart these days. As if it matters anymore.

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And never forget that we're being led by the 'best and the brightest'...

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Is this their country now?  How can that happen? There must be something we can do.

 

How about..or maybe...what if...uh no...no I guess not.No-Hope

 

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so...so how can we survive? in what time we have left.

okay avoid the food riots...

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get used to the new currencies...

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when they come for you, confess early and often for less pain...jack-lint-in-torture-chamber

perhaps a local leader will feed you for a while...

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But, but WAIT...we still control the House, we have leaders. Surely they can stop it all?

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no I guess not.



But what about the supreme court?

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well fuck.

But we have pundits, opinion leaders, smart people, bloggers...maybe they can lead us out of darkness?

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No. They get better ratings and make far more money when we lose. They will never lose.

 

But surely someone - maybe even one of you - will come forward and lead us?

You?

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you - a pathetic poser in a human suit?

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yeah right.

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so is that it? is this how it ends?

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wait, wait....we can do something!

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this post is brought to you by your hopes, your works, your labors of vanity. All is vanity.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:16 PM



Comments

1 First.


My work here is done.

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Hagel at February 01, 2013 10:17 PM (dVx0X)

2 I, 4 1, welcome our new depressing overlords ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 10:17 PM (TvO05)

3 Hey where all the brown chickies at?

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez at February 01, 2013 10:18 PM (dVx0X)

4 finaLLY

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 10:18 PM (+OTLF)

5 Yep, I'm depressed, just like Adriane.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:19 PM (6qw6c)

6 Pillars of Society

http://politicalhat.com/?p=1184

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 10:19 PM (Vk2pI)

7 Capt., I'm detecting theme...

Posted by: Vulcan cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:20 PM (xz0nG)

8 Maet, I'm really worried about you. Please tell me that this is just an act on your part.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:21 PM (BBWjt)

9 As I was your beginning - so shall I be... your end.

Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:22 PM (aca0s)

10 Took you a long time to find that still from Brazil didn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:23 PM (EVyWz)

11 Someone, quick, please bring some happiness and light!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:23 PM (6qw6c)

12 Are both of those people on the couch Matt Lucas? This playing two characters at once is becoming a cliche for him.

Posted by: epobirs at February 01, 2013 10:23 PM (kcfmt)

13 Oblivion is all that awaits you.

Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:23 PM (aca0s)

14 Well, this is a happy place to come visit.....

Posted by: Jprs at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (DGnMA)

15 Even I can't nod along with this.

Posted by: Mika Brzezinski at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (9F2c1)

16 Feel the cold embrace of death.

There is no one left to save you....your efforts are in vain.

Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (aca0s)

17 You know, even the 'Close it up' part works in this theme.

Posted by: epobirs at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (kcfmt)

18 Bleak!

I'll take a dozen.

Posted by: Andy at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (OZPoa)

19 This is SO over the top that I feel MUCH better already! We've hit bottom. There is only one way to go now = UP! hoo ray!

Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (z2shr)

20 And the ropes on your cheerleaders Maet, you need to tighten up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (EVyWz)

21 Best. ONT. Ever.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (n8LUb)

22 Good e...ve...*NABS ADRIANE*...ning.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (LUnTP)

23 I'm...sensing a lack of perkiness in the ONTs of late.

Posted by: Brickmuppet at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (vp6an)

24 Someone, quick, please bring some happiness and light!

Posted by: I lurk


The NBC news director got fired?

Posted by: Vulcan cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (xz0nG)

25 I think the only appropriate response is to dump some vodka into my wine.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (Gk3SS)

26 How long are we going to keep doing this?

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 10:25 PM (8sCoq)

27 I'm beginning to nurture a real dislike for Maet...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)

28 Bitches, when are you gonna learn. This has always been my show and always will be.

Posted by: Death's Overlord at February 01, 2013 10:25 PM (GrtrJ)

29 Your best days are behind you.

Posted by: Your Misfortune Cookie at February 01, 2013 10:25 PM (yh0zB)

30 #13

Not true. Skyrim comes after. Although I still haven't gotten around to playing Morrowind yet.

Posted by: epobirs at February 01, 2013 10:25 PM (kcfmt)

31 Every hand is turned against you.

Even the ground beneath your feet carries the seeds of your destruction.

You have no place to hide and nowhere to run.

Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:25 PM (aca0s)

32 So my plan of spending all my money on hookers and blow is looking sensible.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (2rucj)

33 http://youtu.be/3e8oa-auq2c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (EVyWz)

34 ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Posted by: grease monkey at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (VSWPU)

35 Yikes.. I am banned for a few days.. I come back and the ONT is full of the depressed.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (DGIjM)

36 Crap. Barney Bush, President Bush's Scottish Terrier, died from lymphoma at the age of 12 1/2.


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (6qw6c)

37 Good night for Ambien and bourbon. Sigh.

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (vIKD5)

38 o hell, i'm taking the exhaust pipe from my mouth ad sticking it in Maet's

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:27 PM (nqBYe)

39 If this is a joke, Maet, it's becoming as old and stale as Harry Reid's bottom.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 10:27 PM (BStAJ)

40 Hi Shrimpy!

You got banned? What happened?

Yeah the ONT has turned rather depressing lately.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:27 PM (BBWjt)

41 Wow! this thread sucks big dick!

Posted by: name at February 01, 2013 10:27 PM (KqnY1)

42 Dear Lord, I'm going to stick my head in the oven.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at February 01, 2013 10:27 PM (TCy/B)

43
Fuck this shit. Had enough.


Enjoy.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 01, 2013 10:27 PM (SAMxH)

44 Your light is expended; It is finished!

Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (aca0s)

45 Isn't the real world depressing enough? The ONT is to escape all that. Somebody needs a vacation.

Posted by: Mayday at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (F3s39)

46 Will one of you morons kill me please? Here's a claw hammer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (UOM48)

47 25 I think the only appropriate response is to dump some vodka into my wine.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (Gk3SS)




Forgive the jester if he falls down my queen. He's been fairly drunk for several hours.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (GEICT)

48 44
Your light is expended; It is finished!

Posted by: The Voice at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (aca0s)



Shove it somewhere.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (6qw6c)

49 And if it came to pass, the living would envy the banned.

Posted by: epobirs at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (kcfmt)

50 get used to the new currencies...

Sadly, it's true.

So, how many bottles of hootch for a ginger?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (Vk2pI)

51 Most dark, depressing ONT ever. Thanks. I needed that.

NOT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (UOM48)

52 These doomy ONTs have the feeling of something that was cooked up in a smoky back room, as a practical joke on the morons. Either that or Val-U-Rite let too much methanol into their recipe for this batch.

Ask yourself: would Nick Searcy, International Film and TV Star, give in to despair in this way? I think not.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (2IW5Q)

53 Hi CJ.. yeah.. accidentally banned for a few days.

How are you?!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (DGIjM)

54 Anyone seen Silver Linings Playbook?

I'm taking my mom out tomorrow for her birthday and one of the things she wants to do is see a movie and she's expressed interest in this movie.

I know fuck all about it save that it's directed by David O. Russel and it's some kind of romance. I ask because I don't want to take my mom to something lurid and gross which would be weird.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (LUnTP)

55 Will one of you morons kill me please? Here's a claw hammer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (UOM4

Jane, alright, what are we reupholstering today?
i have a lovely but faded silk dressing chair

?maybe?

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (nqBYe)

56 From the movie Brazil
http://youtu.be/Yb7jna8iQQM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (EVyWz)

57 Jane D'oh, I would never kill you. I will instead offer you a kitteh.

http://tinyurl.com/akwnwg6

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (BBWjt)

58 truth hurts. a lot .

Posted by: grease monkey at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (VSWPU)

59 Barney Bush, President Bush's Scottish Terrier, died from lymphoma at the age of 12 1/2. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (6qw6c)

Barney once bit a reporter, didn't he? For that, he should have been awarded the Medal of Honor. At the very least, I hope Dubya gave him a couple of extra doggeh treats for that brave and noble act.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (BStAJ)

60 But here's some good news... John F'n Kerry is no longer in the Senate!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (yh0zB)

61 What is this, the suicide note of a whiny little bitch?

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (XDC0v)

62 Will one of you morons kill me please? Here's a claw hammer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:28 PM (UOM4



Now, now, now, buck up little camper! There are still things to be cheery about. Like. Um. Stuff. And things. And that other stuff. That's over there.


Emu?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (Gk3SS)

63 11. I would post a link to a hailstorm vid but I'm on the iPhone
Btw, my beast says the lead singer looks like Britney Spears if Britney Spears was hot and could sing

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (U3OzJ)

64 Um, Maet, when does your refill of Prozac come in?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (Vk2pI)

65 Shrimps, I'm doing okay. Just drinking some beer tonight and chillin'. What are you up to?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (BBWjt)

66 53
Hi CJ.. yeah.. accidentally banned for a few days.



How are you?!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (DGIjM)



Hi, JS. I was once banned for a few days. During the Great Destruction of the Blog. I still have scars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (UOM48)

67
Good, I thought doom ont was going to end with the new month.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 10:31 PM (p/cQy)

68
Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (XDC0v)

not funny

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:31 PM (BBWjt)

69
"But we have pundits, opinion leaders, smart people, bloggers...maybe they can lead us out of darkness?"


I'll take large-breasted Greek woman for $200.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 01, 2013 10:31 PM (tcw1u)

70 Now, now, now, buck up little camper! There are
still things to be cheery about. Like. Um. Stuff. And things. And that
other stuff. That's over there.


Emu?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (Gk3SS)

look a nice bolt of cream raw silk, a dressing chair!
c'mon girls we can do it!

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:31 PM (nqBYe)

71
Maet--I'm the most negative guy I know--andI think this is too DOOM.

OTOH, I am stocking up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 10:31 PM (QLJPW)

72 Well.

This puts the Morning DOOM to shame.

Clearly the Evening DOOM needs its own logo.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (sdi6R)

73 #52

Depends. Is it in the script and is it artistically valid within the context of the story and the character's history?

Or does it give a supporting player a chance to chew the scenery like it was on the menu at Hometown Buffet?

Posted by: epobirs at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (kcfmt)

74 68 just true

Posted by: name at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (KqnY1)

75 It’s (Almost) Alive! Scientists Create a Near-Living

Crystal http://tinyurl.com/amwjqm8

It's only a matter of time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paH97dYR6Lg

Posted by: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (Vk2pI)

76 Our only hope... Corolla/ Prager 2016

Posted by: Beautiful in bEast Lansing at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (Znw7v)

77 In Haiku:

World is depressing
ONT is to escape
Maet needs vacation

Posted by: Mayday at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (F3s39)

78 Emu?


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (Gk3SS)


AtC this would be the emu that is clawy clawy killy killy?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (BBWjt)

79 The Book of Eli

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (zbk1v)

80 But here's some good news... John F'n Kerry is no longer in the Senate!


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (yh0zB)

fine, hands Jane the hammer turns head down for better aim.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (nqBYe)

81 Wow.


Thats Depressing.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (p1uUQ)

82 Fortunately Honey Boo Bio is coming on.
That always cheers me up.

Posted by: trainer says LIB at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (1QEkm)

83 On an up-note, our son is participating in Operation Cobra Gold in Thailand, and drank blood of a freshly killed cobra.

I have no idea why, but I'm sure there's a good reason.

o_O

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (UOM48)

84 A little music?

Amaranthe - Leave Everything Behind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZxSPu1W9t8

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (LUnTP)

85 42, darling, the microwave has a safety interlock, so that's not going to work

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (R4WsQ)

86 There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable
compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline,
and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and
we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and
there will be an end to the horror.

Posted by: The Humungus at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (celt+)

87
Leftists must come to this site to enjoy the delicious repub tears. And what a bonanza they've been provided here!! 111!!

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (XDC0v)

88 Substitute doom for boom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=299knTdX-Wo

Posted by: epobirs at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (kcfmt)

89 Theory #1: Dick Cheney has agreed to do an ONT soon, and this is to get us all down before the big reveal.

Theory #2: Maet has been taken over by one of those pod things from the Body Snatchers movie

Theory #3: Ace has announced in private that he's moving his act to The Conversation, and this is a form of worker rebellion.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (2IW5Q)

90 This thread needs some Andrew.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (+OTLF)

91 Do not joke about suicide. It is an awful terrible thing. Especially since we have morons right here on this blog that have been touched by this suffering.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (BBWjt)

92
62Will one of you morons kill me please? Here's a claw hammer.


New Obamacare guidelines indicate you only qualify for a ball-pean hammer.

Posted by: Dr. Menendez at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (tcw1u)

93 So, how many bottles of hootch for a ginger?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 10:29 PM (Vk2pI)



I am anxiously awaiting the answer to this very important question.

Barney once bit a reporter, didn't he? For that, he
should have been awarded the Medal of Honor. At the very least, I hope
Dubya gave him a couple of extra doggeh treats for that brave and noble
act.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 10:30 PM (BStAJ)


And, to get the taste out of his mouth. No amount of nut-licking is going to do that.

Evening roonz and roonettez! Somebody pass Maet a bottle of cheer the fuck up already.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (yh0zB)

94
Two blokes and a fuckload of cuttlery.

Guess the movie.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (zbk1v)

95 mene
mene
tekel
ompharsin

got it, daniel

Posted by: mallfly at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (jDjlM)

96 68 ABSOLUTELY not funny

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (XDC0v)

97 Fuck the lefties. With Joe Biden's shriveled cock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (UOM48)

98 I love it when a (doom) plan comes together.

Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (aca0s)

99 Jack Lew ought to be arrested for graffiti, for signing his name all over that economic chart!

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (lGu1O)

100 Cheer up people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKRqDtzOlQ

Posted by: Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (Vk2pI)

101 The Book of Eli

Unlike us, had a better ending.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (2rucj)

102 From all the "Wah, the country is fucked/doomed/over" shit I have been seeing on here, you think the people would be embracing this, Maet. Keep it coming.

Posted by: JJ Stone at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (9TxHe)

103 Damn, to be a young Marine in Thailand ....

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (R4WsQ)

104 What the hell am I thinking, Maet needs vacation?

MAYDAY needs vacation.

Posted by: Mayday at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (F3s39)

105 I think the ron's and ronette's are gonna perk up now. No more anger or cynicism or whining or moaning.
Off the pity-pot and back into the battle!
BO's losing the anti-gun battle. He'e trying to wimp out on the contraception mandate. obamacare is a bigger disaster every day. The MA and NJ senate races are gonna be entertaining. The worm has turned. True colors are coming out. We've hit bottom!

Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (z2shr)

106 Leftists must come to this site to enjoy the delicious repub tears. And what a bonanza they've been provided here!! 111!!

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:33 PM (XDC0v)

Oooh DAve, at this point i will assume they work for the govt and when things ge t really bad, they will pay for My welfare
from cradle to grave dear.
smiles.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (nqBYe)

107 Holy Cow! That's a lot of content! Doom!!!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (mkb9H)

108 Two blokes and a fuckload of cuttlery.

Guess the movie.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:34 PM (zbk1v)



Hot Fuzz, duh.


Okay, fess up, which of you is on the creative team for this ad?


http://youtu.be/PUusEBRHgfo


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (Gk3SS)

109 Oh, and if anyone is interested in a no bullshit vampire movie?

Byzantium.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60711

Check out the trailer here.

Looks pretty bad ass.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (LUnTP)

110 In Haiku:

World is depressing
ONT is to escape
Maet needs vacation
Posted by: Mayday


Response:

Eat a cock
ONT is my bitch
Fuck him and you
Suck my cock

Posted by: Vulcan cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (xz0nG)

111 DAve, I have liquid for the left, but it isn't tears or protein based.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (zbk1v)

112 Notta Finga !!!

Posted by: grease monkey at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (VSWPU)

113 Amaranthe - Hunger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfc-qffHJbQ

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (LUnTP)

114 The worm has turned. True colors are coming out. We've hit bottom!

Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (z2shr)


Now, now. Things aren't so bad that they can't get much much worse...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (Vk2pI)

115 May I present to you Barney, Miss Beazley, and India Bush dressed for Halloween. India Bush is the pissed-off cat:

http://tinyurl.com/a2f7acj

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (6qw6c)

116 Thank gawd, a horse fuck free thread tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (UOM48)

117 Maet,

What's with this cheerful pick me up ONT? I have a 17 hour trip ahead of me, into snow, from beautiful central Texas and you're giving me rainbows and unicorns.

I need whalings and lamentations for fuel to keep me awake. We must try to do better.

Regards,
Sven J. Olafson
Member of Freight Dogs
Order of Sleepless Knights

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (VHqUn)

118 no bullshit vampire movie

hmm... seems like an oxymoron to me

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (BBWjt)

119 "The Bright Side of Life" from The Life of Brian.
http://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (EVyWz)

120 Life's a bitch
Then you marry one
Beer is your only friend

Posted by: ESAD at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (Qb7IZ)

121 91 Who HASN'T been touched by all this suffering? But what good does it do to go emo and feel sorry for yourself instead of doing something positive? Why give SO MUCH comfort to the enemy?

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (XDC0v)

122 Worst iPhone app update Ever:

Obama Clock

- Added new data

- Added 4 more years

1448 days to go.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (2IW5Q)

123 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (6qw6c)


Didn't Barney die today?

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:39 PM (LUnTP)

124 Sheesh, enough already.

The best way to ruin a liberal's day is to be happy. They hate that. It confuses them as they're miserable - which is why they're liberals.

-ZR

Posted by: Zionist Redneck at February 01, 2013 10:39 PM (/4rBF)

125 hmm... seems like an oxymoron to me
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (BBWjt)

Less cuddling and sparkling and more killing by the looks of it. I'm in.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:39 PM (LUnTP)

126 The best lack all conviction,
While the worst are full of passionate intensity...

Posted by: W.B.Yeats at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (celt+)

127 Amaranthe - 1,000,000 Lightyears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQ93vbqffc

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (LUnTP)

128
"Didn't Barney die today?"


Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Posted by: Dr. Dimento at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (tcw1u)

129 Hi ya CJ.. I am doing good.. I had my best month in january for my company.. pretty excited.


Jane! Hi. It was a horrible 2 days wondering what I did wrong... I may never heal.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (DGIjM)

130 The worm has turned. True colors are coming out. We've hit bottom!

Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (z2shr)/i]

One day, perhaps remembering even this will seem a pleasure.

Posted by: Virgil at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

131 116
Thank gawd, a horse fuck free thread tonight.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (UOM4

One man one horse is just a google search away.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (+OTLF)

132 106 Good luck with that welfare thing

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (XDC0v)

133
alexthechick, no.....one...has...ever given the...right answer.....
The quality of female morons here is incredible!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (zbk1v)

134 Thank gawd, a horse fuck free thread tonight.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (UOM4

welll we can always drag out the very sumptious lovely couch?

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (nqBYe)

135 GGE!

"Mayonnaise. Repeat. Mayonnaise."

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (mkb9H)

136 the new format makes me feel joy in my warm parts and warm in my joy parts.

Posted by: sifty at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (p39GY)

137
I didn't know this much blood could spill from my veins......why is the room spinning? My vision seems to be blurring.......

Buck up people. This too shall pass and when it all ends, there will still be a Texas.

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (F9VvM)

138 Dead puppies aren't much fun.
Posted by: Dr. Dimento at February 01, 2013 10:40 PM (tcw1u)

Too cold.

Posted by: Some Beastialist at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (LUnTP)

139 Shall I begin slouching, then?

Posted by: Rough beast, 20 miles outside of Bethlehem at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (celt+)

140 Posted by: Vulcan cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:36 PM (xz0nG)

A bit hostile, don't cha think?

Adios amigos, buena noche. It's Friday night, let the good times roll.

Posted by: Mayday at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (F3s39)

141 126
The best lack all conviction,
While the worst are full of passionate intensity...


Dude, sorry you missed out on the whole Twitter thing. You would have been awesome.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (2IW5Q)

142 Didn't Barney die today?



Yes. And the good news is, the Bush family didn't have a barbeque.


TFG was said to be drooling, however. Bo is in hiding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (UOM48)

143 I'm glad i kept the Alizee' you-tube window open.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (tcw1u)

144
Didn't Barney die today?

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:39 PM (LUnTP)



He did.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (6qw6c)

145 Ho Lee Crap that's a lotta DOOM! A six-pack's worth.

Ease up on the gas there, Maet. That's at least three ONT's of angst.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (eHIJJ)

146 re: that commercial Alexthechick, was that an Opel or a Vega?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (EVyWz)

147 4 more years! 4 more years!

Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (AZpuz)

148 Yay! Barney bit a Reuters reporter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuTZOf5gzZE After the bite, Barney had to be tested for rabies and treatment with antibiotics, but he was willing to endure for the sake of his master.

Honestly, anybody who has been around dogs knows you don't justreach out and pet a dog who doesn't know you. You alwayslet a dog sniff your hand first and take account of his mood. Clearly Barney was in no mood to be petted by a bunch of fuckwits. Scotties are not Golden Retrievers who love everyone; they're one-man dogs and aloof until they get to know you.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (BStAJ)

149 Yes. And the good news is, the Bush family didn't have a barbeque.


TFG was said to be drooling, however. Bo is in hiding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (UOM4

Ruh roh!

Posted by: Bo Knows Fear at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (LUnTP)

150 Crap. Gas just went up $.30 this week. May have to trade the car in and ride a hor--- oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (n8LUb)

151 54 - Robert I liked Silverlinings. It starts off a bit rough, but ends very cute and happy and upbeat. I'm probably old enough to be your mom - so I say yes, take her!

Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (z2shr)

152 Bingo DAve, suicide happens when bone weary souls feel like there's no way out. Sad ass moping like this doesn't help, and ridicule can't hurt.

Buck up people! This is war.

Posted by: name at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (KqnY1)

153 I'd think that post-Doom, the tied up cheerleaders will look less....well fed.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (AC0lD)

154 Thank gawd, a horse fuck free thread tonight.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (UOM4


And I would seriously like to see it remain that way, thank you. No centaurs, please.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (yh0zB)

155 Amaranthe - Automatic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofFLlHJY3c4

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (LUnTP)

156 The United States was a brief, very very brief, flash of light in an otherwise generally dark timeline of human history.

Ephemeral...like the fireflies of summer, or a whiff of blooming lilac on the breeze.

Savor what remains before the lights get turned out again...

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (kTuVz)

157 Message from Clint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yid-CW-O9Qw

Posted by: PaleRide at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (dkExz)

158 Larry King was all over this, and so was her 'niece' ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nPjO_zT7po

Posted by: spc at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (CtffS)

159 148
Yay! Barney bit a Reuters reporter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuTZOf5gzZE After the bite, Barney had to
be tested for rabies and treatment with antibiotics, but he was willing
to endure for the sake of his master.


It was smart to get him tested and treated. You can catch a lot of nasty stuff from a Reuters reporter, probably including rabies.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (2IW5Q)

160 Statement from Pres Bush on Barney:

“Laura and I are sad to announce that our Scottish Terrier, Barney, has passed away. The little fellow had been suffering from lymphoma and after twelve and a half years of life, his body could not fight off the illness.

“Barney and I enjoyed the outdoors. He loved to accompany me when I fished for bass at the ranch. He was a fierce armadillo hunter. At Camp David, his favorite activity was chasing golf balls on the chipping green. Barney guarded the South Lawn entrance of the White House as if he were a Secret Service agent. He wandered the halls of the West Wing looking for treats from his many friends. He starred in Barney Cam and gave the American people Christmas tours of the White House.

“Barney greeted Queens, Heads of State, and Prime Ministers. He was always polite and never jumped in their laps. Barney was by my side during our eight years in the White House. He never discussed politics and was always a faithful friend. Laura and I will miss our pal.”

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (DGIjM)

161 um...is this AoS or did I accidentally stumble on to one of those creepy humiliation porn sites.

Seriously, once was funny. Twice, eh...get all the mileage out of the joke. Yet again? Geez, I don't want to come back now.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (Y5I9o)

162 Can't wait for TFG's interview in the middle of the Super Bowl!

Scott Pelley (with CBS) must be wetting himself over the glory!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (UOM48)

163 The last scene of Last of the Mohicans RULES. Randy Edelman is te bst ever.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (QLJPW)

164 well we can always drag out the very sumptious lovely couch?
Posted by: ette


For the win...

Posted by: Vulcan cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:45 PM (xz0nG)

165 Then out spake brave Horatius the Captain of the Gate.
To every man upon this Earth death comes soon ...or late.
So how may man die better, than by facing fearful odds,
for the ashes of his fathers and the Temples of his Gods?

Posted by: Spad13 at February 01, 2013 10:45 PM (bEOyC)

166 AtC this would be the emu that is clawy clawy killy killy?


Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:32 PM (BBWjt)



Pretty much all emus are clawy clawy killy killy.



Oh we're discussing no bullshit vampire movies? Thirst of course.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:45 PM (Gk3SS)

167 I feel like I have just watched the greatest Grand Finale at a Fireworks show EVER! Maet, you have truly concocted an EMO masterpiece here. Well played.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2013 10:45 PM (jucos)

168 124
Sheesh, enough already.

The best way to ruin a liberal's day is
to be happy. They hate that. It confuses them as they're miserable -
which is why they're liberals.

-ZR


Posted by: Zionist Redneck at February 01, 2013 10:39 PM (/4rBF)

You cant spell miserable without L I B E R A L

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 10:45 PM (+OTLF)

169 As CBS Radio’s Mark Knoller points out, “President Bush would often call Barney ‘the son I never had.’”

awwww

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (DGIjM)

170 Hey W sorry about your dog, thanks for Obama

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (QLJPW)

171 maybe I'll just spend more time on that horsefucker thread. Damn, his post-arrest statement is pure gold: "Then I got off the bucket..."

Details make the art.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (Y5I9o)

172 Reading the obit Pres. Bush put out about Barney. There is something else to be thankful for.

In four years there has been no Michelle-cam.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (EVyWz)

173 When its all doom and gloom you just need to think of one bright spot

For me.....
I found a woman with enough bad taste to marry me
Foolish blind woman

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (VbTKR)

174 What's with this cheerful pick me up ONT?

It burns.

Posted by: The Irony at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (scc01)

175 Ok, happiness and light time.

My baby who was born on election day started giggling today. It's impossible to be said while holding a laughing baby.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (wsGWu)

176 Cheer up, at least you didn't lose on Jeopardy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_JIg9NB47M

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)

177 Vocalizing emo shit is a waste and misuse of a powerful microphone

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (XDC0v)

178 AtC, I'm still sad about Barney Bush. Would you care to share some chocolate and a bottle of wine?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (6qw6c)

179 so I say yes, take her!
Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (z2shr)

Kewl, I think I will in that case.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (LUnTP)

180 Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 01, 2013 10:42 PM (AZpuz)

No greater hash has ever been created.

Posted by: Vulcan cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (xz0nG)

181
Okay, so Maet goes and types out a visualization of Hillary's soul.

Big effin deal.

My ex made Chuhutlu look like a Girl Scout. An interstellar black hole would be pulled into her darkness.

I know darkness and despair.

Maet is just humming nursery rhymes here, so worry not. Unless he marries my ex.

Then, we'd be doomed.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, tX

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (vvk2F)

182
"You alwayslet a dog sniff your hand first "

Can i please sniff your butt? It's like the Mount Everest for dogs!

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to J. Lo at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (tcw1u)

183 Amaranthe - My Transition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eod6-ZEfrc

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (LUnTP)

184 Looks like a MINNESOTA final note,Maetenloch.
Protect your children.
Have some, if you don't have.
Keep them out of the "fuck me I'm a child" Commie-fag-junkie Complex model at WHATEVER cost, including your own life..

Posted by: Thorvald at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (1V6Pv)

185 169
As CBS Radio’s Mark Knoller points out, “President Bush would often call Barney ‘the son I never had.’”




If I had a son, he'd be a standard poodle. Black of course.

--Shit Barack Obama would say

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (UOM48)

186 "Mayonnaise. Repeat. Mayonnaise."

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 10:41 PM (mkb9H)


*searches frantically for response card* something about an ewok?


No! Don't shoot!

crap

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (yh0zB)

187 What's with the fat jokes? What do you think curves are made of? I used to be skinny and miserable. Now I'm pleasantly plump and content. Well, except for the lousy economy and the outrage a day.

Posted by: ALH at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (F2L6r)

188 Not very clawy clawy killy killy. Emu's are too dumb to be very dangerous.

I had an Emu as a pet growing up. Very friendly, and very stupid. All you had to do is raise your hand in the air, and the Emu would think you were bigger.


Posted by: Beautiful in bEast Lansing at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (Znw7v)

189 Pip, pip!

Cheerio!

Where's your stiff upper lips, mates?

Posted by: Band guys on deck of Titanic at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (42et8)

190 May I please have one of you friendly Chosen Survivors translate the last blackwhite ont-_F4A2/070624image2_2.jpg that Maet posted?


Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (T5dvf)

191 184
Looks like a MINNESOTA final note,Maetenloch.

Protect your children.

Have some, if you don't have.

Keep them out of the "fuck me I'm a child" Commie-fag-junkie Complex model at WHATEVER cost, including your own life..

Posted by: Thorvald at February 01, 2013 10:47 PM (1V6Pv)

Where is the hot dish?????????

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (6qw6c)

192 'Night Horde. Going to our first gun show tomorrow.

Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (UOM48)

193 Is this an auditionthread for the emo blog Olympics?

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (XDC0v)

194 Hmm. IIRC, the concern over confessing quickly in Brazil wasn't *pain*, but damage to your credit rating.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (1c58W)

195 >My baby who was born on election day started giggling today. It's impossible to be said while holding a laughing baby.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (wsGWu)

maybe you could get the kid to share the joke

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (8sCoq)

196
Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:38 PM (XDC0v)

not everything is red vs. blue, you jackass. sheesh.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (BBWjt)

197 Have fun Jane!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (DGIjM)

198 If I had a son, he'd be a standard poodle. Black of course.

Did I mention I'd eat him?

Posted by: Big 0 at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (42et8)

199 And I would seriously like to see it remain that way, thank you. No centaurs, please.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:43 PM (yh0zB)


You're just prejudiced!

Posted by: National Association for the Advandement of Centaur People at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)

200 My baby who was born on election day started giggling today. It's impossible to be said while holding a laughing baby.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (wsGWu)

gighle
in the spirit of maets ont's she/he didn't giggle and than spit up on your new blouse right?

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (nqBYe)

201 Someday I'll find a leftover meat that I can't throw into Buffalo wing sauce and toss on a tortilla with blue cheese and shredded Monterey Jack. But today was not that day.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (celt+)

202 OMG
I haven't felt this bad since I had the Hong Kong flu back in '68.

Posted by: Tuna at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (M/TDA)

203 “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”

Posted by: Gunsmoke at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (HJMfC)

204 Oh we're discussing no bullshit vampire movies? Thirst of course.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 10:45 PM (Gk3SS)




Vampires: Los Muertos


Jon Bon Jovi FTW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (GEICT)

205 Enjoy the gun show Jane.

Remember do not try to load a newly bought gun as you walk out of the show. Do not bring a weapon to the show to possibly sell. And of course do not pick up a weapon off the table and start to shoot your partner.

But most all, try to have fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (EVyWz)

206 Amaranthe - Amaranthine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YYw1MS4zdk

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:51 PM (LUnTP)

207 162
Can't wait for TFG's interview in the middle of the Super Bowl!

Scott Pelley (with CBS) must be wetting himself over the glory!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:44 PM (UOM4
What"? Dont tell me this cocksucking mother fucker is going to stick his scrawney metrosexual ugly mug on the tv in the middle of the superbowl, interjecting his anti american ass into yet another all american passtime and ruining it for the rest of us.Serious...somebody ANYBODY...Drop a house on this bitch.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 10:51 PM (+OTLF)

208 maybe you could get the kid to share the joke"

Apparently toy giraffes are hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:51 PM (wsGWu)

209 This ONT is too cheery. Need some music to take it down a notch:
http://bit.ly/XOrNhZ

Posted by: OxyCon at February 01, 2013 10:52 PM (U7XyJ)

210 Unless your name was Harry Buttle. Then the crime was unauthorized HVAC repair.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:52 PM (EVyWz)

211 Savor what remains before the lights get turned out again...
Posted by: @PurpAv


What would your grandpa say?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:52 PM (xz0nG)

212 I'm drinking Glenfarclas 38, smoking a Churchill and stroking the pussy ain't nothing getting me down tonight.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 01, 2013 10:52 PM (zOP5o)

213 I want to move to Texas.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (DGIjM)

214 196 Whatever your problem is it isn't me, CJ. Get off my tip

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (XDC0v)

215 I guess I'll pop in once and a while but until the doom shit stops I'll amuse myself somewhere else.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (TCy/B)

216 Anna Puma #205, yes for if you have an accidental or negligent discharge the MFM/far left will scream about gun show shootings.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (zbk1v)

217 My baby who was born on election day started giggling today. It's impossible to be said while holding a laughing baby.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (wsGWu)


This makes me smile in my soul.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (yh0zB)

218 Maet, can you show us on the doll where the bad man touched you?

Posted by: joncelli at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (CWlPF)

219 Posted by: OxyCon at February 01, 2013 10:52 PM (U7XyJ)


\m/

I'm gonna have to post some Amon Amarth sometime. They have a surprising amount of fans lurking here on AoS.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (LUnTP)

220 in the spirit of maets ont's she/he didn't giggle and than spit up on your new blouse right?"

Not this time. Of course, thats only because.Ive been wearing a tshirt from highschool all day.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (wsGWu)

221 You're just prejudiced!Posted by: National Association for the Advandement of Centaur People at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)This 'culture' needs to be re-educated on the special relationship between a man and his horse...

Posted by: National Man Horse Love Association (NAMHLA) at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (AC0lD)

222 Amaranthe - It's All About Me (Rain)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObJEYeqXPhg

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (LUnTP)

223 When its all doom and gloom you just need to think of one bright spot

It's only 20 days until the return of MLB! (Well, spring training at any rate).

Cubs fans, on the other hand, may wish to continue the doom-and-gloom theme of the ONT....

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (mRPM8)

224 >Apparently toy giraffes are hilarious.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:51 PM (wsGWu)

They are. They really are!

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (8sCoq)

225 Shrimpy, that sounds like a good idea.

texas kitteh

http://tinyurl.com/a78kp9s

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (BBWjt)

226 @217 me too.. nothing sweeter than a baby giggling.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (DGIjM)

227
"201Someday I'll find a leftover meat that I can't throw into Buffalo wing sauce and toss on a tortilla with blue cheese and shredded Monterey Jack. But today was not that day."

Heyyy, Taro. Wanna hang?

Posted by: Andrew Zimmern at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (tcw1u)

228 "I'm drinking Glenfarclas 38, smoking a Churchill and stroking the pussy ain't nothing getting me down tonight."

----------------------
If you were a chick that sentence would be awesome.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (celt+)

229 I'm not going to lie down on the railroad tracks just yet. For one thing, the closest line doesn't have any trains running on it any more. Um. That didn't come out the way I wanted it to... Uh, and Despicable Me 2 is coming out this summer! EEEEheheheeeehee. Would the Minions (clearly related to Morons) give up? No, they would not! Not until they stole the moon, anyway. And Xeroxed their butts a few hundred times.

(And I finished writing my latest book! It is not depressing, it is fun! My Mom says so, and she doesn't lie about books. It's an English major thing.)

I refuse to give up. I drop ice-cubes down the vest front of Fear! I tell Death bad knock-knock jokes! Come on, Moron Nation. There are inappropriate comments to be made, and we are the ones to make them!

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (wfSF5)

230 In four years there has been no Michelle-cam. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:46 PM (EVyWz)

If it was fastened to her neck, all you'd see would be this endless stream of lobster coming toward the camera.

There's no Bo-cam, because all Bo does is hide under a bed and hope Barry doesn't develop a craving for the Prez's favorite childhood snack.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (BStAJ)

231 Looks like Jerusalem's a ski town now, bitch.
(Of course, that complicates bringing home a breeding piece from the fool-lands. Why would you bother if they fold like that?)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/b7xaqxl
Just sayin'. If you live in the Loyalist Northeast and disagree with American Patriotism, please post you GPS coords and cellphone number.
We will get back to you.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (1V6Pv)

232 201
Someday I'll find a leftover meat that I can't throw into Buffalo wing
sauce and toss on a tortilla with blue cheese and shredded Monterey
Jack. But today was not that day.


Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 10:50 PM (celt+)
Where do you live? There has to be a cat somewhere in the neighborhood.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (+OTLF)

233
On an up-note, our son is participating in Operation Cobra Gold in Thailand, and drank blood of a freshly killed cobra.


I have no idea why, but I'm sure there's a good reason.

o_O
It's to help him ward off all those evil hookers in Pattaya.

Posted by: ApacheWarrior at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (0cklW)

234 This makes me smile in my soul.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:53 PM (yh0zB)

it does, doesnt it.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (nqBYe)

235 Thanks CJ! Love that big kitteh.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (DGIjM)

236
GGE *searches frantically for response card* something about an ewok? No! Don't shoot!
crap


Call back (for some reason) is: "mayonnaise is rare in Idaho" ...LOL

Hi buddy! My week was actually pretty good. And I'm getting drunk now. The Sammy's chocolate Bock is spot on. I was all, Whoo hoo! AoS.

BTW it was AB's birthday today. G_d rest his "Big C" conservative soul. Miss him.

Then the Dooom....

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (mkb9H)

237 189 Pip, pip!

Cheerio!

Where's your stiff upper lips, mates?
Posted by: Band guys on deck of Titanic at February 01, 2013 10:48 PM (42et


Well, now that you mention it, this does kind of fit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2013 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

238 CNN Breaking News - Sen. Menendez's office has issued a new statement in regards to the ongoing accusations that has embroiled in a sordid web of underage prostitutes in the Dominican Republic.

"The Senator is deeply offended by all these baseless accusations of underage sex while on vacation. If there had been any kind of discharge he swears it was accidental and not at all negligent."
------------
We hope this is just make believe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:56 PM (EVyWz)

239 GGE: She's all that got me through Obama's reelection.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (wsGWu)

240 I could accomplish so much more if only I had minions.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (zbk1v)

241 Bo? Bo was ingested by the Marxist dog-eating piece of shit Kenyan faggot long ago.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (QLJPW)

242 Dallas Texas... that sounds like a great place to live. Any morons in Dallas?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (DGIjM)

243 So, over on Fark the libs are really pissed we didn't pass the VAWA (violence against women act.)

I read up a bit, but cannot find some really awesome reason to oppose this act.

Unless we really want to be looked at as the pro-beating of women party.

Posted by: Sexypig at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (UztsW)

244 Who runs Bartertown?

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (avAMN)

245 There is a truly inspirational movie on TCM, circa 1932: "I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang".

Life lessons for those who escape the camps in the next 4 years.


Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (hLMPe)

246 You're just prejudiced!

Posted by: National Association for the Advandement of Centaur People at February 01, 2013 10:49 PM (Vk2pI)


Am not! Some of my best friends are centaurs...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (yh0zB)

247 "Heyyy, Taro. Wanna hang?

Posted by: Andrew Zimmern"

----------------

Yes, Andrew, I do believe that even monkey balls would be lovely in Buffalo wing sauce with bleu cheese.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (celt+)

248 228, I might copy that as an imagfap search string

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2013 10:58 PM (bR2AR)

249 Way to go Sabrina!! Fourth book with the crabs?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 10:58 PM (EVyWz)

250 Amaranthe - Call Out My Name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedZ9ReH-Lk

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 10:58 PM (LUnTP)

251 So, over on Fark the libs are really pissed we didn't pass the VAWA (violence against women act.)

I read up a bit, but cannot find some really awesome reason to oppose this act.

Unless we really want to be looked at as the pro-beating of women party.
Posted by: Sexypig at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (UztsW)

I oppose it because it makes my ass look fat.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 10:58 PM (avAMN)

252 I could accomplish so much more if only I had minions.
Posted by: Tiliku


Not being AlexTheQueen must taxing.. Hey, here's an idea

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:59 PM (xz0nG)

253 Hey, was it over when the coke stopped my heart and loosened my sphincter? Hell, no!

Oh...uh...never mind

Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at February 01, 2013 10:59 PM (vbh31)

254 Ive been wearing a tshirt from highschool all day.

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (wsGWu)


0.0

you have my undivided attention...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (yh0zB)

255
"Yes, Andrew, I do believe that even monkey balls would be lovely in Buffalo wing sauce with bleu cheese."

How are you doin'!?

Posted by: the monkey at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (tcw1u)

256 Blutarsky for NJ Senator!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (EVyWz)

257 *Pokes* Robert ...

has no movie suggestions ... hangs head ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (TvO05)

258 Cubs fans, on the other hand, may wish to continue the doom-and-gloom theme of the ONT....


Posted by: Basement Cat at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (mRPM



Oh pish posh there are few things in life as peaceful as being a Cubs fan. There's none of that stress and worry and fretting about if your team will win the World Series. Or the league championship. Or their division. Or a game here and there. You can simply enjoy Cubs games for the true joy of them, by which I mean daytime drinking.


On that note I'm off. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Remember, the first thing I wouldn't do is get caught.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (Gk3SS)

259 Not being AlexTheQueen must taxing.. Hey, here's an idea
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 10:59 PM (xz0nG)


Who demoted Alex from Empress to Queen?

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (avAMN)

260 "Who runs Bartertown?"

---------------

Master Blaster!

(That would be Robert Reich atop George Soros.)

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 11:01 PM (celt+)

261 AlextheChick, raptors, sybian, and a nuclear power plant.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 11:01 PM (EVyWz)

262 Here's a much more upbeat Peggy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7imukzrx0sE

Posted by: zmdavid at February 01, 2013 11:01 PM (PM7YE)

263 you have my undivided attention...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (yh0zB)

smack, she young enough to be your daughter.
men.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:01 PM (nqBYe)

264 Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or fuckin’ beatings.
The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in
store. Stand it like a man — and give some back.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at February 01, 2013 11:01 PM (IDypm)

265 has no movie suggestions ... hangs head ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (TvO05)

Keep your head up, Adriane!

So that way I can draw a mustache on your face.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (LUnTP)

266 Sven J. Olafson Viking Travel Update:

Interesting trip from Indiana to Texas. Saw 2 semi's that had either exploded or melted. One dead cow (Texas Longhorn). Truck stop in Arkansas with audio CD's stocked by Chinese acrobats.

My Ms. 10077's best disciple joining the raks of the NCO Corps. Wife's best OIC promoted to Major. Got the opportunity to see many happy Blackhawks and Apaches an 155's. Decent steak, charming baby, and dead trees (but dead TEXAS trees). Construction seems lighter on the way out than in. I am breathing.

Regards,
Sven J. Olafson
Member of Freight Dogs
Order of Sleepless Knights

DOOM spelled backwards is MOOD

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (VHqUn)

267 What's an infrastructure project that America needs?
Name a new highway, bridge, train, dam, port, etc that would help the economy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (ZPrif)

268
"Oh pish posh there are few things in life as peaceful as being a Cubs fan. "

Being a Cubs fan has not been the same since they discontinued Generic Beer.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (tcw1u)

269 So, over on Fark the libs are really pissed we didn't pass the VAWA (violence against women act.)

Because the whole point of equality might be that violence against any person of any age or gender is a BAD THING ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (TvO05)

270 Amaranthe - Enter The Maze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdLK5P3Q6js

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (LUnTP)

271 243
So, over on Fark the libs are really pissed we didn't pass the VAWA (violence against women act.)



I read up a bit, but cannot find some really awesome reason to oppose this act.



Unless we really want to be looked at as the pro-beating of women party.

Posted by: Sexypig at February 01, 2013 10:57 PM (UztsW)

Fark is pissed whenever any Republican does anything. So that by itself is not reason for action.
VAWA is anti-federalist. It seeks to federalize crimes that ought to be state-level jurisdictions.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (BBWjt)

272 BTW - that new show on FX is kind of interesting: The Americans
Back from the time when the cold war was really COLD. I also get a kick out of the period music and cars. Memories, from a younger time.

Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (z2shr)

273 So yesterday.. this horrible crash happened on the highway west of Indy...30 cars and 20 semi's.. and then came the news that elepahnts were in a truck and roaming on i-70... crazy.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (DGIjM)

274 There are inappropriate comments to be made, and we are the ones to make them!

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 01, 2013 10:54 PM (wfSF5)


Now we're talking!!!

I needed some new kindle fodder btw...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:03 PM (yh0zB)

275 Maet, why don't you and Monty follow through on your suicide pact already. The constant whining isn't wearing well.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 01, 2013 11:03 PM (KM/V2)

276 Master Blaster!

(That would be Robert Reich atop George Soros.)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto


You might think RightWingNuts would have arranged differently.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 11:03 PM (xz0nG)

277 Name a new highway, bridge, train, dam, port, etc that would help the economy.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (ZPrif)

Uh...high speed...rail?

Posted by: SOme Leftist Devoid Of Any New Ideas at February 01, 2013 11:03 PM (LUnTP)

278 What would your grandpa say?

He came to this country from Sicily, a land that had been overrun and conquered by almost every major power and would be tyrant that ever walked the stage other than the oriental ones. Although he was just an uneducated bricklayer, he understood nothing lasts but the silent ruins of past glory.

He'd say I was an optimist.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (kTuVz)

279 243 It's SIMPLE: why is violence against women worse than violence against men? There are MANY problems with that legislation and if you haven't found 'em you're not looking hard enough.

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (XDC0v)

280 BTW - that new show on FX is kind of interesting: The Americans
Back from the time when the cold war was really COLD. I also get a kick out of the period music and cars. Memories, from a younger time.
Posted by: carolina at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (z2shr)

Got it on my DVR, but I'm also reading Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (LUnTP)

281 "Oh pish posh there are few things in life as peaceful as being a Cubs fan. There's none of that stress and worry and fretting about if your team will win the World Series. Or the league championship. Or their division. Or a game here and there. You can simply enjoy Cubs games for the true joy of them, by which I mean daytime drinking."

Well, now, there's a good perspective on things. Being a Brewers fan means I get my hopes raised only to have them cruelly dashed at some point in the season. Depending on the year, it can be October - or September - or May.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (BStAJ)

282 I grew up in Arlington, a suburb of Dallas. Whatdya want to know?

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (wsGWu)

283 elepahnts
were in a truck and roaming on i-70... crazy.



Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (DGIjM)

Was the Secret Service involved?

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (BBWjt)

284 Everybody see that the muzzies are pissed at Coke's SuperBowl ad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCtlwWGut0

Evidently, In the1960's, the Middle East markets for American cola drinks were divided by the Arab boycott of Israel. In those parts, Coca-Cola was sold only in Israel. Pepsi Cola was sold only in the Middle Eastern countries that made war with Israel, and the neighboring Arab countries - who also participated in the boycott of any company trading with Israel.

These were the real "Cola Wars".

Coke was the drink that Israeli soldiers drank after they took the Sinai, the Golan Heights, and the Old City of Jerusalem.

Never knew 'til today. F*#k Pepsi!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (mkb9H)

285 275 OOooo watch out CJ will come after you

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (XDC0v)

286 I feel MUCH better. Thanks, Maet!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (otfJ1)

287 There is one good thing. Now that today is almost done I know that I am 24 hours closer to death.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (jucos)

288 So yesterday.. this horrible crash happened on the highway west of Indy...30 cars and 20 semi's.. and then came the news that elepahnts were in a truck and roaming on i-70... crazy.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (DGIjM)

All the elephants claimed to be passengers, I suppose.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (avAMN)

289 On that note I'm off. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Remember, the first thing I wouldn't do is get caught.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 11:00 PM (Gk3SS)

night alex.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (nqBYe)

290 I think AllenG (who may or may not have a blog) lives in the Dallas/Ft Worth metroplex

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

291 AnnaPuma I assure you all my books have had their shots! (Yes, yes, but this IS the ONT, what were you thinking?!?) And besides, no, different world.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (wfSF5)

292 smack, she young enough to be your daughter.
men.


Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:01 PM (nqBYe)


Ow! no need for violence! *pulls trenchcoat tighter*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (yh0zB)

293 Amaranthe - Director's Cut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGb9kWNKsek

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (LUnTP)

294 267 Modernization of the 99 in Central CA.

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (XDC0v)

295 Hi Ima, how's it going

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (BBWjt)

296 Keep your head up, Adriane!

So that way I can draw a mustache on your face.


Dr. Crayola Crayon ... I presume ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (TvO05)

297 I didn't do that. (sigh). Hello Barrel, my old friend...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (wfSF5)

298
You all realize how many calories and how high the fat content is in your average serving of BBQ wings dont' you?Not that it makes any difference anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (M/TDA)

299 Into the barrel, S'brina.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (tcw1u)

300 @267

How about an oil and gas pipeline from Canada to the gulf.

That would really pump some life into the economy.

Now if only something like that could get off the ground...

Scratches chin..

Ponders....

Drinks..

Inhales..

Strokes pussy...

Drinks...

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (zOP5o)

301
weft cut-loop, too damned straight to be a queen or emperess.
Ok, get me drunk and I might bang a great white, but I'll be damned if I admit to doing so.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (zbk1v)

302 Obama delayed the Keystone pipeline another 6 months.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (ZPrif)

303 >So, over on Fark the libs are really pissed we didn't pass the VAWA (violence against women act.)



is violence against women not against the law or something? I stopped watching cable news 11/7/12

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:07 PM (8sCoq)

304 Because the whole point of equality might be that violence against any person of any age or gender is a BAD THING ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (TvO05)

ty

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (nqBYe)

305 You'll never get out of this maze.

http://tinyurl.com/az357o8

Worse still Phish will keep playing.

Posted by: DaveA at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (tAie3)

306 I grew up in Arlington, a suburb of Dallas. Whatdya want to know?

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 11:04 PM (wsGWu)


How many people have called you looking for someone in Arlington VA?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (yh0zB)

307 What's an infrastructure project that America needs?

Name a new highway, bridge, train, dam, port, etc that would help the economy.


We could build aluminum can factories and then take the cans in for the deposit. Boom. Debt problems solved.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (KM/V2)

308 288 That was a winner

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (XDC0v)

309 Fark is pissed whenever any Republican does anything.

Hell, I remember when we caught Saddam, their primary reaction was "Great, this means Bush will be re-elected."

Posted by: Armando at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (IDypm)

310 Ow! no need for violence! *pulls trenchcoat tighter*


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (yh0zB)
heh

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (nqBYe)

311 Why's everyone so down tonight?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (5UlAL)

312 There were 3 elephants on I-70 west of Indy. It was insane. Had me looking through revelations to see if it was a sign of the apocalypse.

Was kinda funny.. all the horrible news about the big crash then.. the news comes on 'Elephants are on the loose on I-70"

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (DGIjM)

313 is violence against women not against the law or something? I stopped watching cable news 11/7/12


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:07 PM (8sCoq)

Because unless the federal government makes it a crime to be violent against women, the slackjawed rednecks in Mississippi would allow wife-beatings to continue /sarc

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (BBWjt)

314 In a "Waterworld" doom scenario, there will still be plenty of cigarettes.

Posted by: otho at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (yBF/9)

315 Dr. Crayola Crayon ... I presume ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:05 PM (TvO05)

My friends call me Big Bic.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (LUnTP)

316 Sven J. Olafson - Viking

Diggin' that! Move your "things" to that bonded warehouse yet?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (mkb9H)

317 Why does all this seem so familiar? Oh, yeah,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okb5EIo1nw

It's like deja vu all over again ...

Posted by: doom, despair and agony on me at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (xm1kb)

318 Obama delayed the Keystone pipeline another 6 months. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (ZPrif)

Well, hey,what's the rush? Gas is cheap and the country is just awash with jobs.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (BStAJ)

319 anal too?

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (zZJJp)

320 "smack, she young enough to be your daughter."

----------------------

Men find that sentence puzzling.

It's like, "Hey, what are you doing eating that porterhouse steak? It's delicious! And why did you buy that motorcycle, it's fun and exciting!"

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (celt+)

321 Posted by: General Woundwort at February 01, 2013 11:06 PM (zOP5o)

Hmm.

I thought you were a guy.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (avAMN)

322 204) I've seen that one on Sci Fi, a few times, I wonder if they will adapt Del Toro's Strigoi series, that's a real nasty bunch of bloodsuckers.

Posted by: cardinal fang at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (Jsiw/)

323 Well.. is Dallas expensive? Nice? I have only been there once. Seemed like a really nice place.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (DGIjM)

324 Name a new highway, bridge, train, dam, port, etc that would help the economy.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (ZPrif)
-------------------------------------------------------------
Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say?

Posted by: Lyle Lanely at February 01, 2013 11:09 PM (jucos)

325 Yeah, why isn't CA-99 an interstate already?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:10 PM (ZPrif)

326 If a woman CLAIMS abuse the gov't will provide her a lawyer to help her take your kids away. That's only ONE provision of the so-called VAWA

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:10 PM (XDC0v)

327 273 Jumbo Shrimp,

There's the missing Romney voters. I knew there had to be a plot involved.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:10 PM (VHqUn)

328 Happy Fuzzy for the week..

http://www.bob-owens.com/2013/01/ thoughts-on-the-green-beret-second-amendment-letter/

well, I hope the CR works...

Posted by: Obamao at February 01, 2013 11:11 PM (JtyGg)

329 Amaranthe - Act Of Desperation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DypQcl4BIE

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:11 PM (LUnTP)

330 @321

Ciento porcineto hombre!

Muy macho!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (zOP5o)

331 327 273 Jumbo Shrimp,

There's the missing Romney voters. I knew there had to be a plot involved.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:10 PM (VHqUn)

probably.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (DGIjM)

332 H8rs
This is da cubbies year
Just remember you read it here first

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (SMP3h)

333 Shrimps, I have only been to Dallas a couple of times, I must say, I didn't like driving in the traffic there, seemed like a concrete nightmare.

Houston seemed like a much better place to drive around, honestly.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (BBWjt)

334 "We could build aluminum can factories and then take the cans in for the deposit. Boom. Debt problems solved.


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head"

---------------------

Jesus, I hope the Jug-Eared Fuck doesn't catch wind of that.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (celt+)

335 DAve i know many women that were abused and the men still maintain parental rights
maybe it's local

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (nqBYe)

336 High-school coach shoots men attacking his players at school: http://tinyurl.com/b2udrl3 not covered by my friends in the media

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (XDC0v)

337 I know you have no control over the ads.

But - Katie, Ellen, and Maya. Only one man could benefit from such a lineup. And that man is, Mitt Romney...

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at February 01, 2013 11:13 PM (yrBfb)

338 @335 yep... me too.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:13 PM (DGIjM)

339 'Elephants are on the loose on I-70"

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (DGIjM)


No dammit, there are supposed to be FOUR! FOUR Elephants of the Apocalypse! Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:13 PM (yh0zB)

340 Adrianes response was correct and just.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:13 PM (nqBYe)

341 I was looking for Bob Dylan's version from "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid", but I stumbled across this one, and it was too good to pass up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV6ETVQgob0

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2013 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

342 Amaranthe - Serendipity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9iDi6yTwuY

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (LUnTP)

343 So I'm scrolling down, ya know, waiting for the payoff, the Humor part of the Dark Humor.
......guess my browser is blocking it......

I know the dog died and all, but fer chrissakes



For a second there I thought Sabrina got caught up in the doom and jumped.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (aZ6ew)

344 So the other day ... I made Fresh & Easy Risotto ... out of the box. 4 servings of 150 calories each.

Had 2 servings for dinner - 1 for me, 1 for the hubby.

They next morning, I added about 1/2 water to soften it up, carefully added an 2 eggs and let them poach in the rice & vo wallah ... 230 calorie breakfast ... give or take a cup of 60 calorie cocoa ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (TvO05)

345 'Elephants are on the loose on I-70"

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:08 PM (DGIjM)


No dammit, there are supposed to be FOUR! FOUR Elephants of the Apocalypse! Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself???
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:13 PM (yh0zB)

There are four elephants!!!

Posted by: Captain Picard at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (avAMN)

346 Earlier above there was a Coke v. Pepsi war. Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)

347 @333 just like saying Dallas. ugh.. I am not going anywhere. I am probably stuck here forever.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (DGIjM)

348 Good evening, what a opening act. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (l86i3)

349 Some proposed future interstates:

Interstate 9 -- CA-99
Interstate 11 - Phoenix to Vegas
Interstate 41 - Milwaukee to Green Bay

Almost finished:
Interstate 22 - Memphis to Birmingham

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (ZPrif)

350 Let's see, for movies we got "Iron Man 3", "Star Trek Into Darkness" and the "Hobbit 2" coming out. And for games "Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm". Yeah, I'm not commiting suicide just yet, Maet.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (lxc0s)

351 Earlier above there was a Coke v. Pepsi war. Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)

Coke Zero.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (l86i3)

352 "Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say?"

-------------

Monorail!

Posted by: Springfield town meeting at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (celt+)

353 If your marry a non-citizen and she claims abuse they automatically make her a citizen, via VAWA

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (XDC0v)

354 I'm good, chemjeff! Hope all is well with you, too. This gloomy stuff is brilliant. It means that if I check in 36 minutes after the ONT goes up, I might get in before 300 posts!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (otfJ1)

355 Another fantastic, reality based ONT! More! More! Sackcloth and ashes for all reality-based thinkers. You have still neglected the volcanoes and the asteroids, but it probably won't matter anyhow. Oh, almost forgot to pay homage to the astronauts of Columbia.... we will still have the stars to gaze upon after the fall.

Posted by: and irresolute at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (DBH1h)

356 H8rs

This is da cubbies year

Just remember you read it here first

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (SMP3h)


Yep, just like last year...and the year before...and the year before that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (yh0zB)

357 Here are the elephants on I 70


http://tinyurl.com/an572ry

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:16 PM (DGIjM)

358 If your marry a non-citizen and she claims abuse they automatically make her a citizen, via VAWA

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:15 PM (XDC0v)

without any sourcing police report anything?

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:16 PM (nqBYe)

359 sourcing-witness?

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (nqBYe)

360 335 Local has a lot to do with it and so does the luck of the draw when it comes to judges

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (XDC0v)

361 However, I'm thinking I might need to send Maet a cleavage picture or stompy boots or something. It's not yet the end of the world as we know it and I'd like to pretend it could get better.... that said, I wish I'd chosen the blue pill.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (otfJ1)

362 Earlier above there was a Coke v. Pepsi war. Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)


mmmmmmm Diet coke!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (DGIjM)

363 316 Capt Backfire,

Not yet, this trip was mostly a shopping spree. Did find some interestng land in Northeast Texas, and a Steel Mill Southwest of Shreveport I didn't know was there.

Status of future horde preserve will be updated soon.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (4wqDV)

364 Interstate 9 -- CA-99

Interstate 11 - Phoenix to Vegas

Interstate 41 - Milwaukee to Green Bay



Almost finished:

Interstate 22 - Memphis to Birmingham


so the same people who think that car emissions are evil and will kill the planet via global warming are the ones who demand that teh government spend stimulus money on "roads and bridges" like interstates on which said evil cars will drive on?

brilliant!

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (BBWjt)

365 Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (SMP3h)



If the Bears failed to make the playoffs why are you living in paradise?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (6qw6c)

366 Amaranthe - Breaking Point

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Rr9i0-bnU

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (LUnTP)

367 I used to like Diet Pepsi but I've recently become a fan of Coke Zero

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:18 PM (BBWjt)

368 I used to like Diet Pepsi but I've recently become a fan of Coke Zero
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:18 PM (BBWjt)

eman like Coke Zero, too.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:18 PM (avAMN)

369 Earlier above there was a Coke v. Pepsi war. Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)


Pepsi is on sale this week. Generic is still cheaper, and as long as I keep finding half-empty soda cans on the island that is all we will have here.

Four more years, then I burn the house down and buy an RV so none of my kids can move back in with me.

I dream of living alone...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:18 PM (yh0zB)

370 358 I'm sure that helps. It's a special visa category made up for just this situation. VAWA is terrible and terribly prejudicial.

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (XDC0v)

371 Coke with Lime, Coke Zero ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (TvO05)

372 I used to drink soda, then I decided to lose weight, gave it up and now am a big fan of coffee and tea.

*Shakes*

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (LUnTP)

373 Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.

Diet Mt Dew frozen to the consistency of a slushie. Nectar of the gods...




Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (kTuVz)

374 Some other proposed highway stuff:
Interstate 20 extension: Florence to Willmington, NC

Interstate 40 extension: Barstow to Bakersfield, CA

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (ZPrif)

375 >Earlier above there was a Coke v. Pepsi war. Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)



I have a very bad Diet Coke habit. As in several a day. I'd pound RedBull if it cost what soda does. Once a year I'll have a Diet Dr Pepper.

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (8sCoq)

376
I think there's a good chance we pull out of this. The Republican party is broken like the Whigs, but the Democrat party is hollow. Conservative voters are still out there.If a somewhat well respected Republican leader leads us to a new small 'l' libertarian party, conservatives and a lot of libertarian minded young voters, including some Democrats will abandon the hollow party. The Democrat party only has one core principle left, hating Republicans, and everyone knows it. Maybe Rand Paul, maybe some Ross Perot without the crazy will show up. There are a lot of people disaffected with the Republicansand the Democrats who just stay home.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (3PHCO)

377 Don't listen to them Maet, I love these new and deproved ONTs. I feel it would be disrespectful to go on as normal; as if the Republic isn't dying. otoh it might take 75 years to die so eat drink and be merry i guess. I feel like a Roman watching gold being cast to the mob while hearing rumors of high fertility rates among the Goths.

Posted by: pashmr at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (x5zdD)

378 VAWA is terrible and terribly prejudicial

How could it possibly pass an equal protection challenge?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (kTuVz)

379 Did somebody say Horse?
Something here for all the moron horse lovers out there.

Pony Boy (Song for Andrew): THe Allman Brothers
http://youtu.be/Mc6I31tkBCk

Get Off My Back: Bryan Adams
http://youtu.be/g17SGld94uA

I Ride Old Paint: Johnny Cash
http://youtu.be/z1tiU-IEheI

Appaloosa: Gino Vanelli
http://youtu.be/XVSBgxiYbV4

All The Pretty Little Ponies: Brooks Dunn with Reba McEntire
http://youtu.be/g17SGld94uA

Wild Horses: Rolling Stones
http://youtu.be/QhwwCWkmYoc

Three Horses: Andrew Bird
http://youtu.be/3yzNN3Zukl8

A Horse with No Name: America
http://youtu.be/Tm4BrZjY_Sg

Chestnut Mare: The Byrds
http://youtu.be/MUbxEu-qY0s

Heavy Horses: Jethro Tull
http://youtu.be/FgAfSQLJlAM

The Horse Song: Iggy Pop
http://youtu.be/QRI25NwFZHc

My Lovely Horse: Father Ted TV Show (Neil Hannon)
http://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg

Beer for My Horses: Toby Keith and some old stoned fart.
http://youtu.be/fr0SLtFzNaE

I think that's enough too much for anybody.



Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (Qxdfp)

380 This is SO over the top that I feel MUCH better already! We've hit bottom. There is only one way to go now = UP! hoo ray!



Posted by: carolina

Oh honey, we will go down a lot farther until we hit rock bottom. But thanks for the thought anyway.

I was reading comments about the former first dog Barney dying. Some commenters were taking the opportunity of taking pot shots at GWB. Sad, sick and so predictable for this group of hateful crap weasels. Yep. we are boned (sorry Barney....RIP) until we can get some sanity back in office.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (EAgmr)

381 Hey Shrimps, good news: http://tinyurl.com/alavdz4


I'm thinking about attending

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (BBWjt)

382 By the way, that Obama cabinet above looks very white and very male. Maybe they are all gay. That must be it.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (3PHCO)

383 Local has a lot to do with it and so does the luck of the draw when it comes to judges

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (XDC0v)

yes i know, but judges can go either way.mens parental right groups etc
i hadn't realized, easy without proof witness - children -neighbors although I do know abused women don't always like others to know they are affected, (children risk-financial risk to family )

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (nqBYe)

384 re: diet sodas
I've been a Diet Mtn Dew addict for years. I started getting concerned about all of the weird ingredients and studies that showed diet drinks actually caused you to crave unhealthy foods. I stopped drinking DMD Monday night. I changed nothing else (kept lots of coffee, eating what I want, drinking gin, etc.). No more hot flashes while sleeping (hey, what... I'm in my 40s, it happens). The coolest thing was that, every morning this week, I woke up feeling GREAT. I didn't realize that I hadn't felt good until I felt GREAT. I'm off the diet drinks.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (otfJ1)

385 However, I'm thinking I might need to send Maet a
cleavage picture or stompy boots or something.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:17 PM (otfJ1)


Allow me to introduce myself, I am GGE, Maet's previewer. Please to send all pictures of cleavage and stompy boots through me for approval, thank you.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (yh0zB)

386 370 It's called a U Visa: http://tinyurl.com/aq47axz women never lie aboutspousal abuse, and only initiate it about 50% of the time

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (XDC0v)

387 I have a very bad Diet Coke habit. As in several a
day. I'd pound RedBull if it cost what soda does. Once a year I'll have a
Diet Dr Pepper.


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (8sCoq)


I have a work colleague who pounds liters of Diet Mountain Diet Dew a day. You're fine. As for me, I feel bad if I drink more than two cans a day.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (6qw6c)

388 Dallas proper is a bit expensive, but the metroplex overall is very affordable. Lots of good schools in the suburbs. Not a ton of crime

Posted by: Lauren at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (wsGWu)

389 Interstate 40 extension: Barstow to Bakersfield, CA



Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (ZPrif)

Pfft, take the 58 it's pretty much an interstate freeway

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (NzBQO)

390 Fuck that depressing end-with-a-whimper shit. Im gonna follow the Slim Pickens-riding-a-nuke-out-the-tailgate-o-the-plane model when its time to call it a day.

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (Tz35j)

391 Robert at February 01, 2013 11:19 PM (LUnTP)

Check out: The 400 Calorie Fix Cookbook ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (TvO05)

392 378 It favors the right people

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (XDC0v)

393 378
VAWA is terrible and terribly prejudicial

How could it possibly pass an equal protection challenge?


Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (kTuVz)

I am a *wise* Latina after all.

Posted by: Supreme Court Justice Sotomayo at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (BBWjt)

394 evening all

362-I like all the diet cokes-diet coke, coke zero, diet caffeine free coke, vanilla coke zero, lime diet coke...yeah, pretty much all the diet cokes. Also diet dr pepper.

Diet pepsi blows chunks.

Posted by: moki at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (wi/sM)

395 So I watched a few episodes of "Doomsday Preppers" last night.


Any preppers out there in Moron Nation?


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (8sCoq)

396 This is da cubbies year

Just remember you read it here first

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 11:12 PM (SMP3h)


Take me out to the ball game
Cause I can't afford it myself
Prices are so damn out of sight
I'll stay home and watch greta tonight
So I'll root root root for the good guys
Those libtards are insane.
so it's 4, 5, 6 drinks I'm out
ansd I'll feel no pain,


HEY EVERYBODY, FUCK BASEBALL!!!!!



Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

397 Amaranthe - A Splinter In My Soul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntnTG4C7f1o

And that wraps up tonight's music selection from me.

It's strange. VERY pop, but still metal.

Heavy metal has moved in strange directions in recent years.

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:23 PM (LUnTP)

398 anyway, adrianes response was best.



Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:23 PM (nqBYe)

399 If there is an afterlife, then we should do what is pleasing to God, and fight for what is right regardless of the cost.

If there is no afterlife, then we should fight for a world and a country worth living in.

I grow weary of this defeatism, even if it is a joke.

Do you really think America can be beaten by those stupid, petty little shits? Is Barack Motherfucking Obama stronger than the American spirit? Simply to ask the question indicates how foolish it is.

Obama, Jon Stewart, Piers Morgan, Harry Reid -- these are not conquerors. They are the last desperate, spiteful remnants of a dying ideology. They aren't winning, they're lashing out in rage and humiliation, like Hitler ordering German cities blown up because the people refused to die for him any more.

What it will take is patience, persistence, and work. Destroy them one at a time. Build, organize, and speak out. Hell, break a few axe handles over their thick, empty skulls if we must.

Remember: anyone can be a patriot and believe in America when things are going well. It's who you are when the skies are dark that matters.

Stop whining, stop sulking, stop breast-beating and weeping. Fight!

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 01, 2013 11:23 PM (fdHER)

400 Hey CJ! I will take you to dinner!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:23 PM (DGIjM)

401 Slow Doom or Fast Chaos? I think I'd prefer the latter, but I'm pretty sure the former is going to suck us down until someone nukes us.

At least we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Shibumi at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (z63Tr)

402 I wanted to open up the comments section of the Katie Couric/Larry King thing and see what peeps had said, but I started to hyperventilate. My heart doesn't need the extra stress if I intend to stay for the last act, the burning and the shooting and looting.

Posted by: and irresolute at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (DBH1h)

403 Coke, as often as possible.

As cool as elephants on I-70 must be, reminds me of the time we had a tiger loose on Fort Polk when people called from back home, I told them I was pulling for the tiger.

Waco sure has a lot more neon than what I remember.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (4wqDV)

404 Shrimps, that sounds awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (BBWjt)

405 I'm wondering what those elephants thought of the snow. I know how much I enjoy it (which is one of the reasons I didn't hurry right back to southwest Iowa when I retired).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (yh0zB)

406

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (Qxdfp)You forgot Lyle Lovett's 'If I had a Boat'

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (6/n89)

407 Yeah.. I will finally meet CJ!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:25 PM (DGIjM)

408 395 If we were would we tell you?

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:25 PM (XDC0v)

409 Trimegistus,

I do believe this is just a shtick.

we can all rend our garments and laugh at the profound ridiculousness of our position.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:25 PM (nqBYe)

410 I think there's a good chance we pull out of this.

Too far gone. The magnitude of the debt now determines our fate.

In all of recorded history I can't recall an example of an empire that recovered from the level of debt and internal sabotage we have working against us.

The debt is being repudiated via currency debasement right now. No nation ever survives that intact.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:25 PM (kTuVz)

411 Check out: The 400 Calorie Fix Cookbook ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (TvO05)

Checking...

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (LUnTP)

412 Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (8sCoq)

Reading the books.

Will start to buy freeze dried food as soon as we have some money ... so no, not really ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (TvO05)

413 399 Word

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (XDC0v)

414 Here's Peggy again to bring you back down.


http://tinyurl.com/be9kdkk

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (kqqGm)

415 346 Earlier above there was a Coke v. Pepsi war. Is there a preference
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)

Coke. Bud. Dukes. Crest. Tide. SEC Football. ACC basketball. Remington. Long Bow. Toyota (3 each - 2 of which were made in the USA). Jello Pudding...

But, that's just me.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (mkb9H)

416
Take me out to the ball game

Cause I can't afford it myself

Prices are so damn out of sight

I'll stay home and watch greta tonight

So I'll root root root for the good guys

Those libtards are insane.

so it's 4, 5, 6 drinks I'm out

ansd I'll feel no pain,





HEY EVERYBODY, FUCK BASEBALL!!!!!









Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

nice

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (nqBYe)

417 406 I'm wondering what those elephants thought of the snow. I know how much I enjoy it (which is one of the reasons I didn't hurry right back to southwest Iowa when I retired).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:24 PM (yh0zB)

Probably hated it and wanted to go back to the warmth of Africa.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (DGIjM)

418 okay gotta get up early tomorrow so going to bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (BBWjt)

419 VAWA is anti-federalist. It seeks to federalize crimes that ought to be state-level jurisdictions.

Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2013 11:02 PM (BBWjt)


Rape is a form of interstate commerce, right?

Posted by: Good and Proper Clause at February 01, 2013 11:26 PM (Vk2pI)

420 Hey Kids,


so once again I appear to be the cheeriest guy for miles around. Gotta admit, that is novel.

Posted by: jc at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (PlzOe)

421 See ya in September CJ!!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (DGIjM)

422 GGE, I am still planning to get to NC one of these days. However, this weekend, I finally get the chance to go shoot my new-ish rifle. I'm way too excited about this (after I had a derrrrr moment cleaning the factory grease from it). Hope we get to meet before the DOOOOOOM takes us all.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (otfJ1)

423 VAWA is terrible and terribly prejudicial

How could it possibly pass an equal protection challenge?

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (kTuVz)


Some... are more equal than others!

Posted by: Comrade Snowball at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (Vk2pI)

424
Coke.
Blanton's.
Marlboro Reds.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (6/n89)

425 Navycopjoe: I know a guy who was born in France, his family came to the US in the early '60's and settled in Chicago (his dad was a chef). The father of one of his school friends was a Little League coach and, since back in those days Americanizing immigrants was believed to be a good thing, took my friend to Wrigley Park to introduce him to baseball. The Cards were playing the Cubs that day and my friend remembers a black guy was pitching for the Cards, so it had to be the fearsome Bob Gibson. My friend was this little French kid who could barely speak English and he knew fuckall about the Cards-Cubs rivalry. He announced he liked the Cardinals because he thought the red and white uniforms and the birds on the bats looked damn sharp. His friend's dad reacted like the little frog kid had thrown acid in his face. He turned to him and said fiercely "You live in North Chicago, we are CUBS FANS in north Chicago, you DO NOT root for the dirty birds!" Well, shit, OK, then. The Cards went on to beat the Cubs by, like 14-0.

My friend (who is, indeed, throughly Americanized), continues to root for the Cubs, but thinks he would be a happier man today if he followed his first impulse.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (BStAJ)

426 sven, when were you in Waco? I was at Baylor from 81-87 (BA and MA). Last time I was there, the areas around the campus were way too cleaned up. None of the old houses where they sold barbeque out of their kitchen, and had a coke machine on the porch. And Health Camp. Yum.

Posted by: moki at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (wi/sM)

427 Ooooooooooh! Good post!



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (bb5+k)

428 Regular coke. If it doesn't make you fat, it's not worth drinking. Diet shit is for fatties. Same with ice cream. Full on gorging satisfaction or nothing, baby.

Posted by: otho at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (yBF/9)

429 Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (Qxdfp)

Don't forget "Crazy Horses":

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (Qxdfp)

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (Vk2pI)

430 Coke.
Blanton's.
Marlboro Reds.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (6/n89)

Coke Zero
Korbel brandy
Marlboro Ultra lights, just 2.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (l86i3)

431 I'm just getting in from my daughter's high school musical. Am I too late to get in on tonight's mass suicide or will there be another batch of punch after Maet's Saturday ONT?

Posted by: slug at February 01, 2013 11:28 PM (vVv3V)

432 I think there's a good chance we pull out of this.

There will need to be a way for people to get info. Not "Fair And Balanced", as if lies and corruption are just as valid as our point of view.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (FcR7P)

433 jc!!!!!

How doth the day go by?
With the cheery sun up in the sky?

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (TvO05)

434 @395.... I am putting food back. My goal is to have 3 months.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (DGIjM)

435 In the long run we're all dead.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (zOP5o)

436 What are you complaining about. I for one welcome our coming gold, gun, whiskey, and cheerleader based economy. The man who controls the USC Song Girls is king.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (NzBQO)

437 Okay, which one of you Morons fucked with the Seventh Seal?

Posted by: The Four Horsemen at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (cHZB7)

438 Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (Qxdfp)

Don't forget "Crazy Horses":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI32XXo_hm0

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2013 11:30 PM (Vk2pI)

439 For the non-avian dinosaurs the asteroid was doom, for us it was the opening bell.

America isn't doomed. The POS Federal Government is doomed.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:30 PM (avAMN)

440 we can all rend our garments ...


Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:25 PM (nqBYe)


Go right ahead. Don't mind the cameras...

GGE, I am still planning to get to NC one of these
days. However, this weekend, I finally get the chance to go shoot my
new-ish rifle. I'm way too excited about this (after I had a derrrrr
moment cleaning the factory grease from it). Hope we get to meet before
the DOOOOOOM takes us all.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (otfJ1)


Happiness is a new rifle. I'll arrange some range time when you get here. And if the DOOOOOOM takes us all, it will be a good thing to have a few rifles around...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:30 PM (yh0zB)

441 Actually, if you add ammo and coffee to that list it answers the prepper question, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:31 PM (6/n89)

442 Nobody with open eyes can any longer doubt that the danger to personal freedom comes chiefly from the left.

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 01, 2013 11:31 PM (zOP5o)

443 I should probably mention that Diet Coke is my beverage of preference. I'll drink Diet Pepsi if I have to. Coke Zero is the same because it's too sweet.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:31 PM (6qw6c)

444
FUCK!
Luongo is one lucky bastard.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:31 PM (6/n89)

445 "If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek My
face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will
forgive their sin and heal their land." All this was well-earned...

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:32 PM (XDC0v)

446 Aaaaaaannnnndddddd I'm out.

Gotta a bunch of things to do tomorrow and should try getting to sleep so I can get up early.

Good night, Adriane!

*Squiggles a mustache on your face*

Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at February 01, 2013 11:32 PM (LUnTP)

447 The Four Horsemen at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (cHZB7)

Better to fuck a seal than say, the exhaust pipe ... less chance of burns ... or so I have been told, by some ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:32 PM (TvO05)

448 379 Clutch Cargo

Don't forget this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xjkxYaUD9E

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2013 11:32 PM (sdi6R)

449 Marlboro Reds.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:27 PM (6/n89)


Camel lights, but I gave them up a couple of years ago.

Okay, which one of you Morons fucked with the Seventh Seal?


Posted by: The Four Horsemen at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (cHZB7)


Don't look at me, it's just toothpaste.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (yh0zB)

450 I wouldnt say I want to be a doomsday prepper.. but i would love to live in the country, grow my own food and not be so dependent.

I think we live in creepy times.. that would make me feel better.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (DGIjM)

451 From all the "Wah, the country is
fucked/doomed/over" shit I have been seeing on here, you think the
people would be embracing this, Maet. Keep it coming.

Posted by: JJ Stone at February 01, 2013 10:35 PM (9TxHe)

Do you think Puerto Rico will be turned down for Statehood? How does the prospect of two more Democrat Senators, and several more Democrat Electoral votes strike you?



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (bb5+k)

452 nite

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (nqBYe)

453 The I-40 extension proposal is to convert 58.

A lot of "new" interstates are just conversion of a US highway or state route to interstate standards.

Building actual new road is rarer. Though Mitch Daniels in Indiana managed it. Built most of I-69.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (ZPrif)

454 Jones in CO
Not a prepper like the folks in tv show rather trying to follow guidelines put forth by LDS church: 72hr kit per family member, as close to 1yr food n key items storage, and water.

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:34 PM (Tz35j)

455 Jesus, I said Wrigley Park. One too many glasses of vino. Off to bed...

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 11:34 PM (BStAJ)

456 G'Night Robert ....

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:34 PM (TvO05)

457 Happiness is a new rifle. I'll arrange some range
time when you get here. And if the DOOOOOOM takes us all, it will be a
good thing to have a few rifles around...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:30 PM (yh0zB)

I have you in my feed reader. If the shit gets bad, I'll be looking for clues.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (otfJ1)

458 427 moki,

I was there 11 minutes ago. I'm about 20 miles out from Dallas.

I had a cousin there in the 90's.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (4wqDV)

459 Good Night, Donna V. ... better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (TvO05)

460 Speaking of creepy times.. a Priests blog i read.. he has been at an exorcism seminar this week and he said demonic activity is on the rise.
Cant say i am shocked.. look around... heck.. just read Drudge everyday.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (DGIjM)

461 Good night, ette!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:36 PM (6qw6c)

462 G Night ette.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:36 PM (l86i3)

463 Son of a BITCH: in that VAWA U-Visa is this little gem: "Certain family members of the applicant may obtain work authorization and interim relief
through their applicant family member. If the applicant is 21 years or older his or her
spouse and/or children may benefit. If the applicant is under 21 years his or her spouse,

children, and/or unmarried siblings may benefit.

Posted by: DAve at February 01, 2013 11:36 PM (XDC0v)

464 Another proposed interstate:
I-44 Raleigh to Hampton Roads, VA

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (ZPrif)

465
I was there 11 minutes ago. I'm about 20 miles out from Dallas.



I had a cousin there in the 90's.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (4wqDV)

Just went to Grapevine a couple of days ago. Bought a 1942 Silvertone Am Radio\78RPM Phonograph\Wire Recorder combination.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (bb5+k)

466 457 Jones in CO
Not a prepper like the folks in tv show rather trying to follow guidelines put forth by LDS church: 72hr kit per family member, as close to 1yr food n key items storage, and water.
Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:34 PM (Tz35j)

Why does the LDS church say 1 year? have they always done that or is it just recently?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (DGIjM)

467 Building actual new road is rarer. Though Mitch Daniels in Indiana managed it. Built most of I-69.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (ZPrif)


They are planning an interstate between Roanoke and Martinsville VA along the US-220 route as well, or so I've been led to believe (from all the "Future I-73" signs).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (yh0zB)

468 > Is there a preference among the AoS night shift? I prefer Diet Coke.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 11:14 PM (6qw6c)

Rum and Coke (Cuba Libre)
Coffee liqeuer, Vodka and Coke (Black Russian)
Whiskey and Coke
Amaretto and Coke



Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (ZpCJY)

469 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (JMmQ9)

470 452
I wouldnt say I want to be a doomsday prepper.. but i would love to live
in the country, grow my own food and not be so dependent.



I think we live in creepy times.. that would make me feel better.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (DGIjM)

In watching the financial crap, reading comments on news stories and blogs, I'm thinking it might be a bit late but if you have even a small yard, start learning how to grow stuff. Buy seeds or bullets or things people will need if it gets bad. If you don't have what you need be ready to barter for it. Damn. I have Maet-itis.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (otfJ1)

471 Building actual new road is rarer. Though Mitch Daniels in Indiana managed it. Built most of I-69.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (ZPrif)

Building new and useful highways is the only way govt infrastructure spending works, paving over an existing road is pointless. The 58 has had several revamps over the past 20 years I'm not sure what else they could do to it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (NzBQO)

472 If we could organize a Maker Strike and shut down the USA, the corrupt calliope would collapse to the ground.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (avAMN)

473 Building actual new road is rarer. Though Mitch Daniels in Indiana managed it. Built most of I-69.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:33 PM (ZPrif)

Something no other Indiana Gov could ever even imagine doing.
He was a great Governor.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (DGIjM)

474 Whiskey and Diet Coke, then just whiskey.

Posted by: Beef at February 01, 2013 11:39 PM (mb1uj)

475 Captain Trips. Do we have to wait much longer? Yellowstone, where are you when we need you? We will probably look back at this and laugh ... nah.

Posted by: and irresolute at February 01, 2013 11:39 PM (DBH1h)

476 I have you in my feed reader. If the shit gets bad, I'll be looking for clues.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (otfJ1)


Roger that. The code word is "ewok"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:39 PM (yh0zB)

477 Evening' Alton Jackson ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:39 PM (TvO05)

478
Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (ZpCJY)You forgot hookers and blow.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (6/n89)

479 Why does the LDS church say 1 year? have they always done that or is it just recently?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:37 PM (DGIjM)

I think LDS does 10 years. Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (otfJ1)

480 Sven J. Olafson Viking Moron safety update:

Don't text and drive! Arrive alive! It's not crashing that hurts you, it's the sudden stop.

Close captioning provided by Ms. 10077 Enterprises

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (4wqDV)

481 At least to me, it does feel like the silence before the storm. Prior, it was the Tech bubble, then the housing crash and now we're the QE infinity and beyond....

Sadly, I've done research and hard liquor never loses its value and we are stocking up. But man, staring at at a house of cards...

Posted by: JT in KC at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (ulE9V)

482 36 Crap. Barney Bush, President Bush's Scottish Terrier, died from lymphoma at the age of 12 1/2.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at February 01, 2013 10:26 PM (6qw6c)

I read that this afternoon and cried for a few minutes. I loved that dog. He made me love Scotties more than ever. Loved his Barneycam vids and the fact that he bit reporters. Bush put out a heart-felt statement about it today (sorry, the link is to the Today Show's NBC site, but the pics were cute):

http://tinyurl.com/9wmjk6v

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (KL49F)

483 Roger that. The code word is "ewok"


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:39 PM (yh0zB)

I like that more than a lot.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (otfJ1)

484 Chemjeff - Indianapolis is a great city. Went there in July for a conference and was really surprised. Make sure and go to the war memorial statue in the city .... it is an unbelievable sculpture and hard to describe. You'll know what I mean if you go.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2013 11:41 PM (EAgmr)

485 In watching the financial crap, reading comments on
news stories and blogs, I'm thinking it might be a bit late but if you
have even a small yard, start learning how to grow stuff. Buy seeds or
bullets or things people will need if it gets bad. If you don't have
what you need be ready to barter for it. Damn. I have Maet-itis.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (otfJ1)


I would recommend you stock pile enough to help your neighbors. You are going to need help to hold on to anything you can if a starving horde comes after your food. (Which is what will happen if the economics go to shit.)



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:41 PM (bb5+k)

486 In watching the financial crap, reading comments on news stories and blogs, I'm thinking it might be a bit late but if you have even a small yard, start learning how to grow stuff. Buy seeds or bullets or things people will need if it gets bad. If you don't have what you need be ready to barter for it. Damn. I have Maet-itis.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (otfJ1)

Already have a plan if TSHTF... I cant grow anything here... no yard. ugh.

Its odd.. my brother.. my parents are also putting stuff back..
Just an uneasy feeling from everyone.

My friends cousins have bought back woods property.. true doomsday preppers.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:41 PM (DGIjM)

487 Maet Thanks for the ONT, awesome, this is why I am in Kona. I was depressed after the election, continued on after Christmas and then I said Fuck it, I am going to have a happy life with friends and family. I am taking a two week reprieve to live, laugh and make love with my man like druken monkeys. Aloha!

Posted by: Alaska Gal at February 01, 2013 11:41 PM (3E1vZ)

488 New highways are much harder to slip past the eco-nazis. Expanding/upgrading existing highways is much easier.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:42 PM (ZPrif)

489 >>America isn't doomed. The POS Federal Government is doomed.


Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:30 PM (avAMN)



Agreed.
We need to destroy the hold that that Monaco on The Beltway has on the nation's wallet.
Anyone that watched the dual spectacles of Hillary's "Who Gives a Fuck?" defense, Magoo Hagel's Gong Show and then saw the MFM spin it into fool's gold knows that's the epicenter of our problem.

Increasingly the States (at least the Red Ones) are getting it right.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 01, 2013 11:42 PM (aZ6ew)

490 See? It can always get worse. Raykon, aka blubba, has decided to share his half wit with us tonight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2013 11:43 PM (cHZB7)

491 Jumbo Shrimp
I dont know why 1 year, its been recommended goal as long as i can remember. My folks tried to maintain that level of stash and it came in handy in late 70s when AT&T experienced huge strike for about 6 weeks. Family of 7 got through it pretty well without gov help

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:43 PM (Tz35j)

492 I think LDS does 10 years. Not a bad idea.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (otfJ1)

wow.. 10 years.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:43 PM (DGIjM)

493 I would recommend you stock pile enough to help your
neighbors. You are going to need help to hold on to anything you can if
a starving horde comes after your food. (Which is what will happen if
the economics go to shit.)





Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:41 PM (bb5+k)

I dealt with the tornadoes in my area almost 2 years ago. No power for 10 days. I took care of my neighbors. That said, if things get bad, really bad. I have somewhere else to go. I don't trust anyone around me. I'll bug out.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:44 PM (otfJ1)

494
My friends cousins have bought back woods property.. true doomsday preppers.

Suckers.
There'll be National Park Lands for the taking here before long. //

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:44 PM (6/n89)

495 468 DL,

That's cool you find a lot of neat, old stuff in small Texas towns.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:44 PM (4wqDV)

496 Sadly, I've done research and hard liquor never
loses its value and we are stocking up. But man, staring at at a house
of cards...



Posted by: JT in KC at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (ulE9V)

Paying retail for that stuff sucks. I've had a thought for some time that should stuff start crashing, I would run down to the stores and buy all the mouthwash I could get my hands on. Distill out the ethanol and add mixer.

Might not be quality, but it would get the job done.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:44 PM (bb5+k)

497 Yeah, I73 is supposed to , some day, go all the way from Detroit to Myrtle Beach.

Myrtle is one of bigger cities not to have an interstate.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (ZPrif)

498 Roger that. The code word is "ewok"


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:39 PM (yh0zB)

I like that more than a lot.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM


Is the challenge word still "pudding"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (JMmQ9)

499 And THAT is how you throw a downer out there, folks!~

Posted by: mojo at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (B/weO)

500 I was OK, not thrilled but OK, with the nihilism. One reason you take the 20th century courses as an English major is to make sure you can stand all that -- like an inocculation. And the political down-button, well, that's just part of our life now. It was sort of fun to watch people react in different ways, work their way up, or down.

But to listen to prematurely middle aged black-flagged throat slitters compare their zero calorie diet "sodas" (where the hell did you get that, Westhcestah County? It's pop ferchrissakes) like it's some kind of gore may food, or vintage wine? Get the fuck real. Hey, it's inside a computer. You can at least pretend you drink and smoke. Cheeze. Go charge the Prius. Diet soda. Gawd.

A pox on Coke and Pepsi. Royal Crown.

Posted by: comatus at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (qaVK+)

501 494 Jumbo Shrimp
I dont know why 1 year, its been recommended goal as long as i can remember. My folks tried to maintain that level of stash and it came in handy in late 70s when AT&T experienced huge strike for about 6 weeks. Family of 7 got through it pretty well without gov help
Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:43 PM (Tz35j)

Is there scripture that they point to for preparing? Or is it a dont depend on govt help thing...?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (DGIjM)

502 116
Thank gawd, a horse fuck free thread tonight.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 10:37 PM (UOM4

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Hands at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (7xeJQ)

503 Buy seeds or bullets or things people will need if
it gets bad. If you don't have what you need be ready to barter for it.
Damn. I have Maet-itis.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:38 PM (otfJ1)


Here's another ray of sunshine...I got to Big Box Store early enough today (I usually do my grocery shopping around 5 or 6 AM on Friday mornings) to get to the ammo before anyone else. I was nice about it, I only took two of the 3 boxes of .45ACP. I missed out on the .223, but fortunately I have plenty for now. 85gr FMJ, not round-nosed though, I usually look for 230gr round nose.

I also reloaded my last 99 bullets, 230gr JHP, and there are almost no .45 bullets to be found now. Everyone is out of everything everywhere, but I have plenty of .45ACP...for now...

If anyone has a Mosin keep in touch, I have enough 54R for the average Russian peasant to re-fight WW2. We will have to pre-arrange meeting points for the revolution...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (yh0zB)

504 I wouldn't by any stretch describe myself as a "prepper".

But, I did buy that over-priced rifle, have reserves in the pantry, stored sheet copper and pipe at Dad's shop (and I've been watching Moonshiners - and have the recipe), have revisited and moved to forefront the "how-to" books (in the eventuality the interwebz ain't available) and, we do have "go-bags". But, that's all very minimal.

We'll see what the future holds. But I'm really hoping, and praying, that my little bit of "emergency preparedness" is rendered moot. In our lifetime...

But let's see how we go, in the next 4 years?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (mkb9H)

505
Only 11:30 and I'm checking in. Maet, you made your fucking point. Move on.
Has anyone ever accidentally gone to an embarrassing movie. I mean you took your mom, dad, date, whatever. For example I took my whole family to see Something About Mary, including my Mother, wife, daughter and a second daughter with a date. After the scene with the dude wacking off and the gal seeing his wad, calling it mousse and putting it in her hair, I said ENO
UGH!I packed them all out. My daughter said my outrage embarrassed her in front of her date. Another time, mymother took Her mom to a movie in the 70's. While waitingoutside in line a guy ran by naked but for a gas mask. Streaking was big in the 70's. Then they went in to the movie. It was a compilation of comedy bits. One of which looked like a puppet doing a PSA for the post office.One quickly realized the puppet was a guy's junk with a little hat on in and some Sharpie work.

Posted by: Oh Hell Dan at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (JKNDp)

506 If I could do one magic infrastructure project I'd ...

Drain the Everglades.

It's just the world's biggest swamp. A giant, useless disease and mosquito factory that takes up the bottom 20% of Florida.

It's huge. I'd keep a little bit as a park so people could go, yep, swamps fucking suck, glad we drained the fucker.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (ZPrif)

507 Jumbo Shrimp, figure out what you're going to do. The economy is tanking. It's probably going to be ugly. Summer tank is likely. Have a plan, even if it's not in concrete.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (otfJ1)

508 It should be noted that the Book of Ecclesiastes is not one long mournful despairing dirge, a gloomfest. Koholeth (the Preacher), seeks the truth; rather, The Truth, and remarks, more or less, that the truth is sometimes unpleasant. It is what it is.

"Koheleth sought to find words of delight and properly recorded words of truth...The end of the matter, everything having been heard, fear God and keep His commandments, for this is the entire man."

In my view, the truth is sometimes ugly but always beautiful. And that, to me, says that we who call ourselves conservatives want to know the truth: we follow the logic and the evidence and go where they take us. Meanwhile, those who oppose us chase a dream and choose believe what they believe in spite of all evidence to the contrary, because the lies they tell themselves are comforting.

Sorry for the sermonizing, but all of this gloom-and-doom and Let It Burn talk wears thin after awhile.

Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (ptcFO)

509
>>Is the challenge word still "pudding"?<<

I think Ace is going to change it to custard before long. Pudding isn't French enough.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (JT0pN)

510 426. How can a person be happier than a cubs fan?

Posted by: Navycopjoe living in paradise at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (AdHyU)

511 > You forgot hookers and blow.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (6/n89)

Well, I was assuming these drinks were obtained at the local Men's Adult Entertainment Club, and supplemental activities could be assumed...

Posted by: Little Ray of Sunshine at February 01, 2013 11:48 PM (ZpCJY)

512 434
jc!!!!!



How doth the day go by?

With the cheery sun up in the sky?

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 01, 2013 11:29 PM (TvO05)


======
Things are fair to partly shitty. But, I choose to be happy anyway. Why not? It is just a choice after all.


You know, these doom threads are kinda fun. I am now waiting for our illustrious provider to come across the thought that the world's most dangerous people are "those who have concluded they have nothing left to lose." Those threads ought to be a real laugh riot.

Posted by: jc at February 01, 2013 11:48 PM (PlzOe)

513
>>Royal Crown.

Might as well talk of Twinkies...no more RC in my region. Damn shame, too. Best soda going.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:48 PM (JT0pN)

514 What saddens me the most is that there is a whole generation of Americans being born right now who will never know what a great country this was before Obama.

By the time they hit school, the history books will claim that Obama single handedly healed the planet and stopped the oceans rise.

And as they gaze upon his contenance on Mount Rushmore, right up there next to lincoln clinton carter and michelle...yes they will replace roosevelt and washington and jefferson...they will ask you, "Mom, Dad, why does that fucking guy have such big jug ears?"

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 11:49 PM (+OTLF)

515 This was old the first time.

If this keeps up, I may be done with the ONT.

It's hard enough. This isn't helping.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at February 01, 2013 11:49 PM (mbxHg)

516 Ever since Bob Costas' anti-gun tirade during football, I've been piecing something together: sports in America is an arena the Left does not own -- YET. It is a meritocracy and the Left cannot black-list anyone for being conservative (like they can in Hollywood and "journalism"); Tim Tebows are allowed to play, much to the Left's dismay. Athletes are allowed to give glory to God and the Left cannot bar them from competing. I see Costas injecting Leftist viewpoints and then that player from the Ravens promoting gay marriage and I think the Left is making a play for sports. They have already taken over public schools, universities, entertainment, and "news"; they want sports now, too.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 01, 2013 11:49 PM (KL49F)

517
That's cool you find a lot of neat, old stuff in small Texas towns.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:44 PM (4wqDV)


Yup. The thing is completely impractical, but I just wanted it. Wire Recording didn't last very long. It was quickly replaced with tape recording.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:49 PM (bb5+k)

518 I've done research and hard liquor never loses its value and we are stocking up. But man, staring at at a house of cards...



Posted by: JT in KC at February 01, 2013 11:40 PM (ulE9V)


Good whiskey never lets you lose your place.


Is the challenge word still "pudding"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (JMmQ9)


Keep that under your hat, don't let it get out.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:49 PM (yh0zB)

519 507 Jumbo Shrimp, figure out what you're going to do. The economy is tanking. It's probably going to be ugly. Summer tank is likely. Have a plan, even if it's not in concrete.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (otfJ1)

I so agree.. I think we are in for it. hopefully I have longer than this summer...


Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:50 PM (DGIjM)

520 Sven-lol

Then you are a very young whipper snapper compared to me, dear. I kinda miss driving I-35.


As for prepping-hell yeah. I admit to using coupons to build up a stockpile of stuff. I am nowhere near the ladies and gents on the show, but I still have managed to shave 30-40% off our grocery bill, and create a two month supply of non perishables while still putting some money in the bank. I'm not working now, so I have to do something.

Actually, a handy site for learning how to build food storage is prepared lds family. I'm not lds, but the suggestions on the site are pretty good, and manageable for tighter incomes.

Posted by: moki at February 01, 2013 11:50 PM (wi/sM)

521 491 I dont know why 1 year, its been recommended goal as long as i can remember.

---------

I believe I read somewhere that they dropped it to 1 year from 2 years in the early 1900s.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at February 01, 2013 11:50 PM (1c58W)

522 Royal Crown.

Might as well talk of Twinkies...no more RC in my region. Damn shame, too. Best soda going.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:48 PM (JT0pN)

The Diet version is Diet Rite. That stuff is nasty, like Tab with a strange chemical. *Takes a sip of Fresca*

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 11:51 PM (l86i3)

523 Been stocking up on the usual . . . also machine tools. And bar stock.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 01, 2013 11:51 PM (iZM6Z)

524 Jumbo
Its 1 year andits part of idea of provident living:self reliance, depending 1st on family,then neighbors,then community and gov last.These are hard earned lessons drawn from pioneer heritage as they moved westwrd to escape persecution

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:51 PM (Tz35j)

525
Is there scripture that they point to for preparing? Or is it a dont depend on govt help thing...?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (DGIjM)

I think the Mormons have had first hand experience with a hostile government.
Perhaps they have long memories?





Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (bb5+k)

526 Oh, I'd also fricking raze the Pine Barrens in Jersey. There's like 50 million people crammed in the northeast. And half of New Jersey is a fucking empty crap forest with tiny crap trees. Burn the fucker down and build something useful. Some houses, airports, factories. Something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (ZPrif)

527 Tool - Sober (yeah right)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqmRDV0a_70

Posted by: yoda at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (AWwDY)

528 I find these doomy ONTs invigorating.

Face your troubles and smack them aside.

The cushy life of the assholes who rule us is doomed.

We will be fine.

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (avAMN)

529 Ima, wazzup?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 01, 2013 11:53 PM (+z4pE)

530 This was old the first time.
If this keeps up, I may be done with the ONT.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


If you join me and harass Ace, it will end.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 11:53 PM (xz0nG)

531 524 Jumbo
Its 1 year andits part of idea of provident living:self reliance, depending 1st on family,then neighbors,then community and gov last.These are hard earned lessons drawn from pioneer heritage as they moved westwrd to escape persecution
Posted by: fastfreefall at February 01, 2013 11:51 PM (Tz35j)

That is so awesome.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:53 PM (DGIjM)

532 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (mkb9H)
Check out the Alaskan Bootlegger's Bible at Amazon. Nice resource.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:45 PM (yh0zB)

I stopped at WallyWorld this afternoon because I heard they had .223 but I was told it was sold out within an hour of arrival. Fortunately, I have a decent stock of that but I'm pissed because I wanted more. The clerk told me that every time they get a shipment, it's gone quickly.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:55 PM (otfJ1)

533 And half of New Jersey is a fucking empty crap
forest with tiny crap trees. Burn the fucker down and build something
useful. Some houses, airports, factories. Something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (ZPrif)


How about just pave the whole fucking thing over and make it a parking lot for NYC?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:55 PM (yh0zB)

534 Jumbo Shrimp, figure out what you're going to do.
The economy is tanking. It's probably going to be ugly. Summer tank is
likely. Have a plan, even if it's not in concrete.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (otfJ1)

A lot of stuff happens in History around April the nineteenth. That's a date I will be eying with relief once it is in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:55 PM (bb5+k)

535 Obviously changing the subject isn't working. Shall we change our nicknames from Morons to Morose-ons. Goodnight

Posted by: Oh Hell Dan at February 01, 2013 11:56 PM (JKNDp)

536 The clerk told me that every time they get a shipment, it's gone quickly.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:55 PM (otfJ1)



Yep, they told me the .223 was gone by 9 AM.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:56 PM (yh0zB)

537 Virginia has the Great Dismal Swamp.
It's a protected wilderness area.

This is like setting aside a room of your house where you once once the Giant Diseased Rat or Crazed Rabid Dog.

These aren't things to keep and protect for future generations. These are problems to be eradicated.

Anything with Swamp in it's name should be destroyed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:56 PM (ZPrif)

538 I do emergency preparedness for a living and the 72 or 96 hour rule is in estimation for how long it will take the government/FEMA to help you. Look at the folks enduring Sandy....they are still waiting. You want to stock up for at least 1 years worth:

Cash (if ATM's/Computers down)
water (also purifying tablets)
prescription medicine
pet food
people food - a lot of companies online are selling freeze dried MRE type
first aid supplies
Books
Radio
Batteries/flashlights
Go to FEMA website for some good ideas. A vegetable garden is a great idea - it is fun to watch your veggies grow and will be a nutritious food supply.

Every payday I buy a little more to add to my stash.
and don't forget the booze and bullets!


Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2013 11:57 PM (EAgmr)

539 Any preppers out there in Moron Nation?


Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 11:22 PM (8sCoq)


first rule of prepping is don't talk about preppen


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 01, 2013 11:57 PM (jfSqj)

540 I think the Mormons have had first hand experience with a hostile government.
Perhaps they have long memories?

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (bb5+k)

For sure.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 11:58 PM (DGIjM)

541 I, for one, thought this ONT was pretty funny, But then again, I have a "one of those" sense of humor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 01, 2013 11:58 PM (+z4pE)

542
Sorry for the sermonizing, but all of this gloom-and-doom and Let It Burn talk wears thin after awhile.

Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2013 11:47 PM (ptcFO)


In a previous thread, I think someone pointed out that the Debt clock read 16 trillion in December. They then said it read 16.465 trillion just to the end of January. Nearly half a trillion dollars in a month or so?

How is it not going to burn?



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:58 PM (bb5+k)

543 Oh, I'd also fricking raze the Pine Barrens in Jersey. There's like 50 million people crammed in the northeast. And half of New Jersey is a fucking empty crap forest with tiny crap trees. Burn the fucker down and build something useful. Some houses, airports, factories. Something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:52 PM (ZPrif)

There is still a wounded Russian mob guy wandering around, looking for revenge on Paulie and Christopher.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2013 11:58 PM (BAS5M)

544
No. Once was amusing. Twice was classic. Three times is fucking hilarious.

Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: gm at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (QI4x1)

545 While you are stocking up...don't for get the TP.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (yh0zB)

546 I doubt the Pine Barrens would make a good parking lot for NYC. Too far away. But they are just needlessly empty.

They tried to build an airport back in the 60s and the eco-nazis got the area declared a magic and special eco-region.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (ZPrif)

547 Yeah, I am loving the morose ont theme.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (JT0pN)

548 BackwardsBoy!!! Awesome to see you here. It's been too long since I've been here. Glad to see you're still sucking air.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (otfJ1)

549 Yep, they told me the .223 was gone by 9 AM.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 01, 2013 11:56 PM (yh0zB)


remember you can still buy .223, but nobody is panniced enough to pay a $ buck a round just yet







Posted by: Jake in ID at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (jfSqj)

550 Texas DPS, scratch one drunk driver.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (4wqDV)

551 first rule of prepping is don't talk about prepping
Posted by: Jake in ID


I have no idea what you're talking about, crazy man.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:00 AM (xz0nG)

552 *snerk* for get, ha ha

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 02, 2013 12:00 AM (yh0zB)

553 551 first rule of prepping is don't talk about prepping
Posted by: Jake in ID

I have no idea what you're talking about, crazy man.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:00 AM (xz0nG)

opsec

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:00 AM (DGIjM)

554 Jumbo Shrimp,

I go to Salt Lake City at least 3 x year for work. The Mormons that I have gotten to know do this routinely. Walk into one of their homes and look at their stash - it is amazing. Self reliance and being ready for anything. This was going on long before Obummer was elected.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:02 AM (EAgmr)

555
BackwardsBoy!!! Awesome to see you here. It's been too long since I've been here. Glad to see you're still sucking air.

Yup, still wasting O2. How's life treating you? is the 'Vette still running?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 02, 2013 12:02 AM (+z4pE)

556 Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: gm


Eat my cock like your mother did.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:02 AM (xz0nG)

557 Maet,

If I'm your DOOM fuel sorry I've been so angsty these last few weeks. Trip to Texas helped, promise.

Sven

Posted by: sven10077 at February 02, 2013 12:02 AM (4wqDV)

558 I think that's enough too much for anybody.





Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 11:20 PM (Qxdfp)


Missed the best one. Military, even.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7cMcB9na3w

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (29+x5)

559 Those elephants loose on the highway were a minor problem. A Columbian Mastodon is a real traffic hazard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O-jjbnX4R4

Posted by: epobirs at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (kcfmt)

560 554 Jumbo Shrimp,

I go to Salt Lake City at least 3 x year for work. The Mormons that I have gotten to know do this routinely. Walk into one of their homes and look at their stash - it is amazing. Self reliance and being ready for anything. This was going on long before Obummer was elected.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:02 AM (EAgmr)

I find that incredibly awesome. good for them. Self reliance is a trait lacking in most of America.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (DGIjM)

561 remember you can still buy .223, but nobody is panniced enough to pay a $ buck a round just yet



Posted by: "Jake's link causes error messages" at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (jfSqj)



The only place I've seen it is online, at auction sites, for grossly inflated prices. Everywhere else it's back-ordered. I'm thinking by April things will have leveled out a bit.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (yh0zB)

562
My ex made Chuhutlu look like a Girl Scout. An interstellar black hole would be pulled into her darkness.

We have the same Ex? That bitch gets around!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (X3xYu)

563 538
I do emergency preparedness for a living and the 72 or 96 hour rule is
in estimation for how long it will take the government/FEMA to help you.
Look at the folks enduring Sandy....they are still waiting. You want to
stock up for at least 1 years worth:

Cash (if ATM's/Computers down)
water (also purifying tablets)
prescription medicine
pet food
people food - a lot of companies online are selling freeze dried MRE type
first aid supplies
Books
Radio
Batteries/flashlights
Go
to FEMA website for some good ideas. A vegetable garden is a great idea
- it is fun to watch your veggies grow and will be a nutritious food
supply.

Every payday I buy a little more to add to my stash.
and don't forget the booze and bullets!




Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2013 11:57 PM (EAgmr)

This is brilliant, except for the FEMA part. I don't trust them. However, the rest of your post is fantastic. Kudos.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (otfJ1)

564 first rule of prepping is don't talk about preppen


Posted by: Jake in ID at February 01, 2013 11:57 PM


So let me break the First Rule: like I said the other night, as far as total rounds go, I have more ammo than the local Walmart. Yet, I still need more.

It sucks living in a blue state.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (JMmQ9)

565 This was old the first time.

If this keeps up, I may be done with the ONT.

It's hard enough. This isn't helping.


Skip the content and plunge right in to the comments ... no fuss no muss ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:04 AM (TvO05)

566
544 No. Once was amusing. Twice was classic. Three times is fucking hilarious. Lighten up Francis.
Posted by: gm at February 01, 2013 11:59 PM (QI4x1)


This is the 4th time.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2013 12:04 AM (GULKT)

567 How is it not going to burn?
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:58 PM (bb5+k)
----
The claim is not that it won't. The claim is that saying so, repeated and in such maudlin tones ad nauseam, does not help, and in fact may be counterproductive after a certain point. The lines between sober acknowledgment, humorous exaggeration, and whiny pessimism may be thick and bright, but that doesn't mean they can't be crossed or haven't been on this site.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:04 AM (Y5I9o)

568 Surgically weakening a dog's vocal cords is widely considered cruel by many, and yet cutting canine balls off is still seen as a mercy by the same people.


Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 12:05 AM (I88Jc)

569 Oh here's one.
Another fucking bridge to cross the Potomac. The VA and MD burns are packed with people far to the west of the beltway but there's no way to cross the goddamn Potomac River because the rich eco-fucks on the MD side won't allow it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:05 AM (ZPrif)

570 How is it not going to burn?

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 01, 2013 11:58 PM (bb5+k)

The phrase 'Let it burn' implies one could do something to stop the fire but chooses not to. I don't like the connotations.

It may well burn, but it won't be because I didn't try something, anything to stop it. I love my country. I could never say 'Let it burn' about my country.

Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (ptcFO)

571 Well roonz and roonettez, I'm off. Cars n' coffee first thing tomorrow morning (Waverly Place Shopping Center, corner of Kildaire Farms and Tryon Roads, Cary NC if anyone is interested, starts around 8 AM. Look for the red GT/CS Mustang convertible) and then the boy is going to drag me to the skating rink tomorrow night.

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (yh0zB)

572 ****
This is the 4th time.
Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2013 12:04 AM (GULKT)
***

Even better.

Posted by: gm at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (QI4x1)

573 am i still alive?

Posted by: milogoestocollege at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (nFwrS)

574 It sucks living in a blue state.
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (JMmQ9)


the good news is most of your neighbors don't have any guns so they prob will not touch your shit.


the bad news is most of your neighbors don't have any guns so they can't help you protect your shit





Posted by: Jake in ID at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (jfSqj)

575 Backwards Boy, yes, the 'vette is still going strong. But I'm thinking about selling.

Jake in ID. I went to a gun show last weekend. It was insane. They were trying to sell a Ruger 10/22s for $489. Ammo (.223) was selling for at $1 a round. Crazy stuff.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (otfJ1)

576 559 Those elephants loose on the highway were a minor problem. A Columbian Mastodon is a real traffic hazard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O-jjbnX4R4

Posted by: epobirs at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (kcfmt)

Holy crap. haaha

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (DGIjM)

577 How do you stock up on prescriptions? My doc only gives me a 3 month supply -- and that's in the form of 1 month with 2 refills.

I guess I can just start "losing" a month or two at a time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (ZPrif)

578 So, I'm thinking you have to have a little "grift" at the box stores. Rip a $10 or $20 in half. Call me, and "hold back" my preferred caliber. "You'll get the other half upon delivery."

Or get familiar with the UPS delivery guy!
Sup' Budddyyyyyy!

I'm considering pissing the suburban neighbors off (or really finding the like-minded), by getting a "pet" pig, and building a small chicken house, and a rabbit hutch. Pets or meat? When the ShtF we'll all be eating (squirrels too).

Kidding. For now. But still thinking about it...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (mkb9H)

579 Good Night, GGE ... may your coffee be delicious and your Mustang make some converts ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (TvO05)

580 am i still alive?
Posted by: milogoestocollege at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (nFwrS)


Nope, you're dead. Here comes the dirt.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (l86i3)

581 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:05 AM (ZPrif)

Every day i drove 66 into DC - 'most powerful city in the world,... with a damn two lane road into it.



Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:09 AM (sqp6o)

582
It may well burn, but it won't be because I didn't try something, anything to stop it. I love my country. I could never say 'Let it burn' about my country.

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that we must go through these phases. We survived Jimmah Cahtah and BJ Cliton, we'll survive this idiot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 02, 2013 12:09 AM (+z4pE)

583 I love my country.

Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (ptcFO)

I do too.

It is a magnificent testament to what man can do.

And, unfortunately, what man can undo.

But I hope that before I die it returns to its former glory.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (GsoHv)

584 ***The lines between sober acknowledgment, humorous exaggeration, and whiny pessimism may be thick and bright, but that doesn't mean they can't be crossed or haven't been on this site.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:04 AM (Y5I9o)
*****

What about the line between can't take a joke and got a stick up your ass? Quit the whining and chillax.

Posted by: gm at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (QI4x1)

585 I'll have the ennui burger with extra despair, and a side of melancholy fries. I'll eat it in the parking lot, thanks.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (7xPCu)

586 Did Elvis give up when that turd got stuck?

No.

He kept pushing.

Like a Viking.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (avAMN)

587 The claim is not that it won't. The claim is that
saying so, repeated and in such maudlin tones ad nauseam, does not help,
and in fact may be counterproductive after a certain point. The lines
between sober acknowledgment, humorous exaggeration, and whiny pessimism
may be thick and bright, but that doesn't mean they can't be crossed or
haven't been on this site.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:04 AM (Y5I9o)

Eh, maybe I look at it differently. The thought of it burning fills me with a sense of relief. The thought that it might continue surviving in it's current rapidly evolving ugly configuration is very worrisome to me.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (bb5+k)

588 I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that we must go through these phases. We survived Jimmah Cahtah and BJ Cliton, we'll survive this idiot.

Humanity is only as smart as its dumbest idiot and the US is part of humanity ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (TvO05)

589 577 How do you stock up on prescriptions? My doc only gives me a 3 month supply -- and that's in the form of 1 month with 2 refills.

I guess I can just start "losing" a month or two at a time.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (ZPrif)

Geesh.. i dont know.

I know from watching doomsday preppers that you can by fish antibiotics and they are the same thing as people take.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (DGIjM)

590
Backwards Boy, yes, the 'vette is still going strong. But I'm thinking about selling.

How's school?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 02, 2013 12:11 AM (+z4pE)

591 I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that we must go through these phases. We survived Jimmah Cahtah and BJ Cliton, we'll survive this idiot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 02, 2013 12:09 AM (+z4pE)


Yep, I remember when my mom and dad bought a house in the late seventies, 19% inrest on the home loan. Cornbread and beans, Pork Hocks and cabbage, biscuits with flour gravy etc. All Great depression recipes and we did fine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (l86i3)

592 How do you stock up on prescriptions? My doc only gives me a 3 month supply -- and that's in the form of 1 month with 2 refills.

I guess I can just start "losing" a month or two at a time.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe


(coughCanadian Vet sitescough)

No idea.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (xz0nG)

593 Feds can always sell off federal lands to make money. Feds own half of everything west of the Mississippi already.

They own 85% of Nevada. And half of Oregon.

How much can we get for half of Oregon?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (ZPrif)

594 Regarding the posts on ONT - did i miss something with Levin?

He's the only one worth a damn.

Rush is a self promoting jackhole and Hannity is just Fing annoying. I don't think he has an original thought in his head.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (sqp6o)

595 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (ZPrif)

Order by mail. "Lose" one every few months, and file gentle complaints with the Post Office. But be careful....if the complaints are too real they will track the packages and nail you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (GsoHv)

596 Jake in ID. I went to a gun show last weekend. It was insane. They were trying to sell a Ruger 10/22s for $489. Ammo (.223) was selling for at $1 a round. Crazy stuff.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (otfJ1)


I heard 10/22's were crazy like AR's

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (jfSqj)

597 This is brilliant, except for the FEMA part. I don't trust them. However, the rest of your post is fantastic. Kudos.


Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch

I agree about FEMA as they are part of the government and their track record speaks for itself. The problem is that people think that a lumbering government agency should come to their rescue immediately and the red tape and logistics make it a Herculean task to say the least. People, like our forefathers/mothers were very self reliant and neighbors took care of each other. One thing FEMA does do well is their website for home preparedness.
They will also send to an organization (church, school, business) free checklists and guidelines on what you should have in your home if you are taking care of elderly, disabled, pets, etc. I have to give them credit for that - but your point is well taken

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (EAgmr)

598 Top a' the wooorld ma!!!!!! Boom!!!

Posted by: james Cagney at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (XLuH2)

599 569 Oh here's one.
Another fucking bridge to cross the Potomac. The VA and MD burns are packed with people far to the west of the beltway but there's no way to cross the goddamn Potomac River because the rich eco-fucks on the MD side won't allow it.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:05 AM (ZPrif)




Don't forget White's Ferry!

Posted by: The Jubal Early at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (l3vZN)

600 No one needs ten dooms to kill a deeah!!!

Posted by: The Honorable Andwew Cuomo at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (W4rUE)

601 Well I used up all my first line bummer songs, so I'll switch to Steppenwolf this fine evening.

The first one is Everybody's Next One -- You'll have to to jump to 3:13 as I can only find the full album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5foOH6H8XPo

The second tune is more familiar, The Pusher at 29:08 on the same album.

These are 'message' tunes. I hear that Steppenwolf is still around in one form or another; never got to see em play.

I am going to see Grand Funk Railroad and WAR this month. I saw GFR back in '72. Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (cHZB7)

602 I dont know if its just a phase.. like Carter of Clinton..
I never looked at Clinton as an evil guy who wants to destroy this country. Just a guy i didnt agree with.

There is something in the air.. I cant put my finger on it.. but its like a sick feeling that things are just not right.
and i am not alone in thinking that.. judging by the number of people preparing for .. who knows what.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (DGIjM)

603 Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:12 AM (sqp6o)

Levin is a pompous blowhard who thinks that his shit doesn't stink.

Fuck 'em all. I am a conservative....stop telling me what to think and do.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (GsoHv)

604
Feds can always sell off federal lands to make money. Feds own half of everything west of the Mississippi already.

They don't have the deeds for any of that shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (JT0pN)

605 577-unless it is a DEA controlled substance, you may be able to talk your doc into working with your insurance to get 6 month supplies.

We were able to get that through mail prescriptions ( I think it was express scripts) but we were living overseas, and it was very difficult getting our meds in country.

Any chance you could have an increase in travel for work? You might be able to use that as a reason for a larger supply at home....

Posted by: moki at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (wi/sM)

606 Did Elvis give up when that turd got stuck?

No.

He kept pushing.

Like a Viking.
Posted by: eman


This.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:14 AM (xz0nG)

607 How's school?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 02, 2013 12:11 AM (+z4pE)
Thankfully, I'm finished. I have g job. I fight every day to save the tax-payer dollar and build an awesome system for our Soldiers. I have two missions and I take them seriously.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (otfJ1)

608 577 How do you stock up on prescriptions? My doc only gives me a 3 month supply -- and that's in the form of 1 month with 2 refills.

I guess I can just start "losing" a month or two at a time.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (ZPrif)

Mexico?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (7xPCu)

609 There was a time when I only read the comments.

Now I only read what Ace posts.

This place has really gone to shit.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (I47aN)

610 Fuck 'em all. I am a conservative....stop telling me what to think and do.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sD


You're not the man.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (xz0nG)

611 I just realized what this thread was missing. It needs more stories of last night's Penny and Bernadette hooking up talk.

Posted by: slug at February 02, 2013 12:16 AM (vVv3V)

612 Prescriptions are problematic. My doctor gave me a script for a 90 day supply. You have to talk to them on why you want it extended and hope they will do it like mine.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:16 AM (EAgmr)

613 The debt is being repudiated via currency debasement right now. No nation ever survives that intact.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 11:25 PM (kTuVz)



Oh, hell no, we won't stay intact. But I think some areas of the country will pull out. I couldn't give a shit what becomes of the coasts.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at February 02, 2013 12:16 AM (3PHCO)

614 You're not the man.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (xz0nG)

True....and neither is anyone else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:17 AM (GsoHv)

615 This place has really gone to shit.Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (I47aN)Yet here you are.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:17 AM (JT0pN)

616 There is something in the air.. I cant put my finger on it.. but its like a sick feeling that things are just not right.
and i am not alone in thinking that.. judging by the number of people preparing for .. who knows what.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (DGIjM)


I think it's the lack of control. We have always had Political Idiots but there was always a common sense check and balance. We have the congress and the other two branches pretend like they are not there. We have always had at least an Idea of control. Now? We are not in control. Thats whats scary to me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:17 AM (l86i3)

617 @613 i wonder if we could see a split in the country...

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:17 AM (DGIjM)

618 609 There was a time when I only read the comments.

Now I only read what Ace posts.

This place has really gone to shit.
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 02, 2013 12:15 AM (I47aN)

Damning with faint praise?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:17 AM (7xPCu)

619 The phrase 'Let it burn' implies one could do something to stop the fire but chooses not to. I don't like the connotations.



It may well burn, but it won't be because I didn't try something,
anything to stop it. I love my country. I could never say 'Let it burn'
about my country.

Posted by: troyriser at February 02, 2013 12:07 AM (ptcFO)

My country is not the land mass this nation occupies. It is not the people that occupy this land mass. It is a set of ideas and principals which define the sort of people we were.

This nation has become like a fine ship which served us well, but which has been taken over by Pirates, and is now being prepared to be used against us. The only responsible thing to do is to try and pry it out of the Pirate hands (We did try back in November) and failing that, burn it so they cannot use it against us.





Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:17 AM (bb5+k)

620 Eh, maybe I look at it differently. The thought of it burning fills me with a sense of relief. The thought that it might continue surviving in it's current rapidly evolving ugly configuration is very worrisome to me.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (bb5+k)
---

ah, I see. You've got a point about how by burning down, the current losers would be deprived the tools for wrecking more havoc. But I'm still worried about who might arise in the wake of those losers.

Lots of people justly complained about the Tsar, and when that system fell apart, who did they get?

Lots of people justly complained about the Weimar Republic, etc.

Insofar as LIB means "let them dig their own grave", I'm with you. But I think the objections are mainly that by letting them do that, you run a not insignificant risk that they'll be digging yours as well.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:18 AM (Y5I9o)

621 482
The Barneycam videos were adorable especially the one of the president doing his best stern master routine trying to get one of the dogs to come to him and having to run after it when the pup decides to take off in the other direction.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2013 12:18 AM (M/TDA)

622 >>I know from watching doomsday preppers that you can by fish antibiotics and they are the same thing as people take.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (DGIjM)


Now that's the funniest damn thing that I've seen today.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 02, 2013 12:18 AM (aZ6ew)

623 @616.. yeah, true.

Everyday is some new.. 'WTF"

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (DGIjM)

624 hopelessness schmopelessness. hopelessness is for losers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

625
A lot of stuff happens in History around April the nineteenth.

Of course. You've paid your taxes. Now they can screw you because they've got your money.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (+9AX9)

626 Fuck this gloom and doom talk. Decided we go out for dinner and a movie. Dinner was great: Jalapeño Bombs (halfed jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese and crap meat, then fried tempura), Mushrooms stuffed with salmon paste and fried tempura, 12 piece Sashimi.

Then daughter wanted to see "Bullet to the Head". Told her no way would I spend money to see that over botoxed asshole Sly Stallone, making a living with beat them up, shoot them up or blow them up movies and then go on to say we need an assault weapons ban, because he says so. Fucking hypocrite.

Besides, who the hell believes that shriveled up fossil is able to beat up a 6'5" piece of eye candy

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (uVuwp)

627
the bad news is most of your neighbors don't have any guns so they can't help you protect your shit







Posted by:Jake in ID at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (jfSqj)


The BEST news is most of your neighbors don't have any guns, so you can TAKE their shit.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (bb5+k)

628 We could also seize and sell off the Indian reservations. That's raise some coin.

Some of those reservations have prime land right next to big cities in Arizona, Cali, New Mexico.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (ZPrif)

629 Now that's the funniest damn thing that I've seen today.
Posted by: ontherocks at February 02, 2013 12:18 AM (aZ6ew)

Dog Antibiotics are the same. Bought our new Dogs drugs at Walgreens.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (l86i3)

630
I'M THE MAN
http://tinyurl.com/acjn7x4

Posted by: Joe Jackson at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (JT0pN)

631 Are not states sovereign?

How can the federal government "own" any part of a state without consent or compensation?


Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (zOP5o)

632 I miss my 'rons and 'ettes. Hope to see all of you soon. It's time for me to call it a night. Buenos noches!!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (otfJ1)

633 Life Sucks and then you die? I was hoping it was life died and then you sucked.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (XLuH2)

634 @622 LOl.. I was serious. I saw that on doomsday preppers.. the one about the guy prepping for madrid earthquake..and they sold sex toys to fund it all.

oh God.. i am not helping my case.. am I?

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (DGIjM)

635 On a happier note....The band at the bar where our friend had his birthday dinner wasn't bad, and the smokin' hot chick in the tight dress, dancing like she was fucking on the dance floor didn't hurt the evening.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (GsoHv)

636 Jalapeño Bombs (halfed jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese and crap meat, then fried tempura)
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (uVuwp)
---

uh...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:21 AM (Y5I9o)

637
Nope, you're dead. Here comes the dirt.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM (l86i3)


"You got something on your face."-Ash (from Army of Darkness.)



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:21 AM (bb5+k)

638 sex toys? If you can't manage things on your own you should probably not be involved in the process.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

639 Jalapeño Bombs (halfed jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese and crap meat, then fried tempura)
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:19 AM (uVuwp)
---

I've made those. You can make big ones with Banana Peppers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (l86i3)

640 602
I dont know if its just a phase.. like Carter of Clinton..

I never looked at Clinton as an evil guy who wants to destroy this country. Just a guy i didnt agree with.



There is something in the air.. I cant put my finger on it.. but its like a sick feeling that things are just not right.

and i am not alone in thinking that.. judging by the number of people preparing for .. who knows what.



Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (DGIjM)
If I had a son and sent him to the world to destroy as much as he could and turn brother against brother and bring down the greatest nation on earth, he would look a lot like Urkle Obama

Posted by: Satan at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (+OTLF)

641 oopsie.....crab meat. Drank a bunch of Kirin

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (uVuwp)

642 631 Are not states sovereign?

How can the federal government "own" any part of a state without consent or compensation?


Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (zOP5o)


Not sure...let's ask Alaska.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (7xPCu)

643 On a happier note....The band at the bar where our friend had his birthday dinner wasn't bad, and the smokin' hot chick in the tight dress, dancing like she was fucking on the dance floor didn't hurt the evening.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (GsoHv)

The Hot Chick Effect is well documented.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (avAMN)

644 641 oopsie.....crab meat. Drank a bunch of Kirin
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (uVuwp)

They come from the same place, really.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (7xPCu)

645 The Hot Chick Effect is well documented.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (avAMN)

And much appreciated.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (GsoHv)

646 Dang jalapeno bombs sound delicious.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (DGIjM)

647 638 sex toys? If you can't manage things on your own you should probably not be involved in the process.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)
---

I don't really care what people do to get off, but I am a bit creeped out by the use of the word "toy".

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (Y5I9o)

648 seriously, if you are going to crawl into bed with your wife and a mechanics tool chest why not simply hire some guy to come over and do it for you while you watch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

649 The Hot Chick Effect is well documented.
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (avAMN)

Hot drunk chicks with Daddy issues are the best.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (l86i3)

650 631 Are not states sovereign?

How can the federal government "own" any part of a state without consent or compensation?


Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (zOP5o)


Probably part of the deal on entering the Union.

Posted by: eman at February 02, 2013 12:24 AM (avAMN)

651 Fuck 'em all. I am a conservative....stop telling me what to think and do.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:13 AM (GsoHv)

True. He is. But i can tolerate him, wheras I want to beat Hannity with a 2x4 that has 'Dirty Air, Dirty Water' on it.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:24 AM (sqp6o)

652 I know from watching doomsday preppers that you can by fish antibiotics and they are the same thing as people take.

----------------------

I've got plenty of that and it works when you don't feel like going to the doctor.

I know a chemist for a small pharmaceutical company and he told me it is chemically identical to the expensive stuff packaged for humans.

I keep: fishcillin -> amoxicillin, fishflex -> keflex, ... let's see, there's one for Cipro that requires a vet prescription but when you take your dog, tell him you need some for your aquarium. Works for me.

Posted by: slug at February 02, 2013 12:24 AM (vVv3V)

653 Or lie like a rug and get your scripts anyway you can.

Forgot - very important - Emergency Generator. You can buy a good reliable Honda generator without breaking your wallet.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:25 AM (EAgmr)

654 @618, Not really. I enjoy Ace's analogies and take downs thoroughly.

But they are the only ones I care to read anymore.

For minor cob-logger style shit, I go elsewhere.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at February 02, 2013 12:25 AM (I47aN)

655
Oh, hell no, we won't stay intact. But I think
some areas of the country will pull out. I couldn't give a shit what
becomes of the coasts.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at February 02, 2013 12:16 AM (3PHCO)

If the sane parts of the nation survive, we'll take them back.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:26 AM (bb5+k)

656 @650

Good point.


Need moar scotch....

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:26 AM (zOP5o)

657 Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:24 AM (sqp6o)

I can't argue that. At least Levin is a bright guy. Hannity is a fucking retard.

"You're a great American!"

Exactly what the fuck does that mean?

We are an egalitarian country, you fuckstick...we are all equal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:26 AM (GsoHv)

658 I have learned from watchng doomsday preppers that about half of them are too effin fat. so I plan to chase them down eat them and then retire to their recently televised garage full of canned goods.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

659
CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM

I demand pictures!

Just the smokin' hot girl.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 02, 2013 12:26 AM (+9AX9)

660 652 I know from watching doomsday preppers that you can by fish antibiotics and they are the same thing as people take.
----

Wouldn't this have an impact on bacteria developing resistance to those antibiotics? I mean, with all that fishbowl water that gets dumped.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:27 AM (Y5I9o)

661 Yeah! Evil and Doomed!

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:27 AM (TvO05)

662 562
My ex made Chuhutlu look like a Girl Scout. An interstellar black hole would be pulled into her darkness.

We have the same Ex? That bitch gets around!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 02, 2013 12:03 AM (X3xYu)

Hmm...thought it had more to do with pigtails and cookies or something.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:27 AM (7xPCu)

663 In 5 ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:27 AM (TvO05)

664 Any good Coy recipes, I'm stealin Geraldos fish.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:27 AM (l86i3)

665
Insofar as LIB means "let them dig their own
grave", I'm with you. But I think the objections are mainly that by
letting them do that, you run a not insignificant risk that they'll be
digging yours as well.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:18 AM (Y5I9o)

But if it doesn't, I might be digging my own.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (bb5+k)

666 or not!

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (TvO05)

667 >>Dog Antibiotics are the same. Bought our new Dogs drugs at Walgreens.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLEfinally at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (l86i3)

I was referring to the combo of fish meds and the nic Jumbo Shrimp wanting people meds.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (aZ6ew)

668 Forgot - very important - Emergency Generator. You can buy a good reliable Honda generator without breaking your wallet.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:25 AM (EAgmr)


What are you going to do with a generator when you can't get gas for the damn thing?

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (uVuwp)

669 Good night all ! take care!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (DGIjM)

670 Just google "federal lands map" to see how much the Feds own.

All told the Feds own 28% of all land in the US. 2.3 Billion acres.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (ZPrif)

671 Hubby and I went to a play with some friends tonight. The play was called "Noise Off". About people doing a play. It had nothing to do with politics. It was loaded with slapstick humor and I laughed until I cried. I didn't think about politics for two solid hours. Awesome.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (DoZD+)

672
Koi OSP.
Koi.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (JT0pN)

673 659
Super Bowl Sunday=pictures of scantly clad cheerleaders with pointy elbows

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (M/TDA)

674 Night JS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (l86i3)

675 Mark Levin bread is the best of the bunch.

If I could, I would punch hannity in the face.

In the face!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (zOP5o)

676 is it possible for anyone to be an American? It seems the Constitution, which I regard as the "deal", precludes people who subscribe to ideologies such as communism, from being American.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

677 Koi OSP.
Koi.
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (JT0pN)

No, his fish seem shy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (l86i3)

678 What are you going to do with a generator when you can't get gas for the damn thing?

Some use propane and that is fairly easy to stock up on ... easier than gasoline, anyway ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:29 AM (TvO05)

679 But if it doesn't, I might be digging my own.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (bb5+k)
---

Well, obviously. But my point is that it's not a no-brainer to decide which side to come down on.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:30 AM (Y5I9o)

680 652 That stuff is available on ebay!!

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 12:30 AM (XDC0v)

681 Hot drunk chicks with Daddy issues are the best.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:23 AM (l86i3)

Amazing, but must be left where you found them after you are done. Crazy never goes away.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2013 12:31 AM (NzBQO)

682
What are you going to do with a generator when you can't get gas for the damn thing?

It'll run on moonshine.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 02, 2013 12:31 AM (+9AX9)

683 What are you going to do with a generator when you can't get gas for the damn thing?
----------------------------------------------------------

True. i've had one for years and it comes in handy when we get ice storms down here (GA). However, it is a bitch to keep enough fuel for it (100 gallons at one point, which would be 2 months at 3 hrs/day).

More importantly, its a freaking magnet for uninvited company. Then again, I am in the burbs, YMMV

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (X3xYu)

684 Amazing, but must be left where you found them after you are done. Crazy never goes away.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2013 12:31 AM (NzBQO)

Word, must be Koi with those types.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (l86i3)

685 Someone please force lamitcal down Maet's mouth

Posted by: Jeff E. at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (Ga7m4)

686 Roses are red,
Sugar is sweet,
Good Night every body,
Try to stay up beat ...


and if not, try at least to stay up wind or up range ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (TvO05)

687 You know, I didn't even know Bush had a dog in the White House.

But of course, the press ensured that I know all about Obama's dog. Fucking PR propaganda machine.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (Y5I9o)

688 Word, must be Koi with those types.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (l86i3)

Koi are best either deep fried with beer batter, or as I prefer, fed to stray cats.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:33 AM (7xPCu)

689 Amazing, but must be left where you found them after you are done. Crazy never goes away.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 02, 2013 12:31 AM (NzBQO)

always and onlu introduce and refer to yourself by you aoshq screen name when dealing with aforementioned girls, unless you are going by your name around here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:34 AM (Z9EHQ)

690 and if not, try at least to stay up wind or up range ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (TvO05)

Good night to you
I'm not blue
I know you pray to God
Cause I do too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:34 AM (l86i3)

691 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2013 12:26 AM (GsoHv)

Used to have the WMAL line up going in my office. (Plante, Rush, and Hannity). Now it's down to just Plante.

Another thing that Hannity does that is annoying as hell is when he plays a soundbite and interrupts it with onemword. You probably know what i'm talking about.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:34 AM (sqp6o)

692 I guess I'm in the minority, but Maet outdid himself on this one. He deserves a prize of some sort. These ONT's actually cheer me up bc they out-DOOM me. A bunch of you are knee deep in it so idk. . . read Ace's Katy Couric post from earlier?

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2013 12:35 AM (0PiQ4)

693 From @BradThor

How do you know when it's bedtime in @SenatorMenendez's Dominican hotel suite? When the big hand touches the little hand...

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:35 AM (ZPrif)

694 You probably know what i'm talking about.
Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:34 AM (sqp6o)

Is it that aaaaooooooogggggaaaaahhhh car horn sound? That's pretty cool.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:35 AM (7xPCu)

695
What are you going to do with a generator when you can't get gas for the damn thing?

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:28 AM (uVuwp)

Convert it to run on natural gas. If necessary, make methane from decomposing poo.

Even so, I think the natural gas infrastructure will survive better than the electrical grid.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:36 AM (bb5+k)

696 I have always wanted to get into hannity's office and have someone take a picture of me shaking hands with him in front of his ged.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

697 The thought that it might continue surviving in it's current rapidly evolving ugly configuration is very worrisome to me.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:10 AM (bb5+k)

THIS. I fear that we continue to capitulate on "God-given" rights, incrementally, until there is no liberty, no freedom, and only a vague memory of it's one-time existence.

Unless there is a strong revolt, and recrimination of socialism, this is the seeming inevitable bleakness.

I hate to be a "bummer". But, we are, by simple mathematics, out-numbered, by the LIV's & FSA. Denying that is, IMHO, simply naive.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 12:36 AM (mkb9H)

698
More importantly, its a freaking magnet for uninvited company

Reminds me of a story a guy told. He woke up one morning in his RV, went outside and there was a large pile of puke next to a hose stuck in the holding tank.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 02, 2013 12:36 AM (+9AX9)

699 Koi are best either deep fried with beer batter, or as I prefer, fed to stray cats.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:33 AM (7xPCu)


Koi are nothing more than glorified carp. You know how to clean them, they are good eating. Goldfish too, if they are big enough

Posted by: Ma Bell at February 02, 2013 12:37 AM (uVuwp)

700 Watching T3. Did Skynet come about under the TFG admin? Can't kill a hipster douche with a shapeshifting robot with flamethrowers and rocket launchers at it's disposal.

Oh, I guess sawblades as well.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:37 AM (sqp6o)

701 aaaaand, like always, when I arrive, everyone is saying goodnight. Goodnight!

Posted by: L, elle at February 02, 2013 12:38 AM (0PiQ4)

702
687 You know, I didn't even know Bush had a dog in the White House. But of course, the press ensured that I know all about Obama's dog. Fucking PR propaganda machine.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 02, 2013 12:32 AM (Y5I9o)


And that is why you probably didn't know about Bush having a dog. Its because he was actually Bush's pet. Whereas Obama's dog is merely a PR prop. When he is out of the White House you will eventually hear about them no longer having the dog, and some former staffer having him. I think Clinton kind of did the same thing with Buddy, being more prop than pet, but since he's actually human (though a poor example of one) he actually ended up liking the dog.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2013 12:38 AM (GULKT)

703 I'm on a prepper list but haven't figured out how to do this for Paleo. I have a friend that really knows how to prep. Her pantry looks like a grocery store. She was laid off for a year and the food storage allowed her to pay the bills out of her unemployment check and hang onto her place.

The Mormons, as I understand it, are just required to store a year's worth of wheat, honey, oil and salt. That's not really practical though, unless you rotate that in with your regular groceries. The trick is to buy the things you normally buy, but buy extra. Add some of the bulk freeze dried stuff and some MREs for emergencies. There are some good sites with info on how to get started.

Of course, I used to think I was prepared with a 25 pound sack of brown rice and 25 pounds of pinto beans. Better than nothing

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 02, 2013 12:38 AM (Lqy/e)

704 Well I reckon I need to go to bed also. Realator is showing the house tomorrow morning. Still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that I'll be lucky to loose only 50K in equity.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:39 AM (l86i3)

705 Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not dead yet
and neither are you..

Good night horde. Let's live to see and fight another day.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:40 AM (EAgmr)

706
It'll run on moonshine.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 02, 2013 12:31 AM (+9AX9)

Not for very long. I've been reading about how ethanol ruins engines several times today.

Natural gas, Methane, Propane are your best choices. For that matter, Wood gas is easy enough to make, and it has been used in the past. Get good dry wood to start with, and you can produce a pretty good product.

If you are not familiar with it, look up the term "Wood Gas." I've been thinking about building a wood gas generator myself, but currently i'm working on running everything on natural gas.




Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:40 AM (bb5+k)

707 631
Are not states sovereign?





Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:20 AM (zOP5o)

You're a funny guy. You know that?

Posted by: Preznit Lincoln at February 02, 2013 12:40 AM (7xeJQ)

708 Hawks Canucks in a shootout.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (JT0pN)

709 705 Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not dead yet
and neither are you..

Good night horde. Let's live to see and fight another day.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2013 12:40 AM (EAgmr)

Pessimist's version:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're already dead
Even you too.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (7xPCu)

710 Hawks Canucks in a shootout.
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (JT0pN)


Handguns or ARs?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (l86i3)

711 the bad news is most of your neighbors don't have any guns so they can't help you protect your shit

Posted by: Jake in ID at February 02, 2013 12:08 AM


The good news is that, as they lack arms, I can protect my shit and their shit is easily converted into my shit. Just takes a certain cold disposition...

Being just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor has it's pros and cons: pros: it's ostensibly a "farming community", and farmers generally just want to be left alone (and I side with those small "L" farmers); there's a metric shit-ton of UoM (Hail! to the Victims'!) college professor types that are very likely to be unarmed but will probably have a cache of canned goods. The cold disposition converts their cache to mine.

Cons? This is UAW / deer hunting country. For every college professor-type with a shelf full of canned beets, there's three UAW (Usually Ain't Workin') fukcers with a .30-06 rifle

I live in an interesting time

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (JMmQ9)

712 Kane fucked up.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (ZPrif)

713 The thought that it might continue surviving in it's current rapidly evolving ugly configuration is very worrisome to me.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp

understandably so, however, it may be that the communists will find that by destabilizing everything and leaping for the brass ring of their dreams the opposite may occur and they may suffer an unbelievable whiplash.

a lot of people are willing to cede a little here and a little there around the margins as long as they are not really adversely affected by what is happening. Everyone is going to be adversely affected by what obama is doing. I think the last election demostrated the difference between smart and stupid. the smart people are the ones that are able to understand where things are now, understand the trend and decide it is better to act to prevent the impending disaster before it occurs. the stupid people, obama voters, are the ones that do not understand what is occurring, what it portends, and will not act until the disaster hits and it is gonna hit hard. all obama is doing is building up momentum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

714 I agree with you on the Natural Gas or Propane thing... i think i can convert my genny to it too.

NG supply will likely be reliable longer than other sources, but I have heard the delivery system is electricity-dependent. Hell by then it won't matter....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (X3xYu)

715 Is it that aaaaooooooogggggaaaaahhhh car horn sound? That's pretty cool.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:35 AM (7xPCu)

I wish. An example of what I'm talking about - (Hannity in parenthesis)

In a speech Monday at Columbia University, Ms. Power, director (director) of multilateral affairs at the National Security Council, defended her support (support) for the military operation against Libyan government forces and said the president's efforts, through speeches (speeches) in various foreign capitals, made it easier for other nations to stand with the United States against tyrants. (tyrants)



Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (sqp6o)

716
Kane fucked up.

Yeah. Crawford didn't help our cause much, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 12:45 AM (JT0pN)

717 180 I'm also reading Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind

I loved that whole series.

Posted by: LindaFell at February 02, 2013 12:45 AM (PGO8C)

718 OK window lickers, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 02, 2013 12:46 AM (+z4pE)

719 715 Is it that aaaaooooooogggggaaaaahhhh car horn sound? That's pretty cool.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:35 AM (7xPCu)

I wish. An example of what I'm talking about - (Hannity in parenthesis)

In a speech Monday at Columbia University, Ms. Power, director (director) of multilateral affairs at the National Security Council, defended her support (support) for the military operation against Libyan government forces and said the president's efforts, through speeches (speeches) in various foreign capitals, made it easier for other nations to stand with the United States against tyrants. (tyrants)



Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (sqp6o)


Sounds like he's a cheap imitation of an annoying speech therapist.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:46 AM (7xPCu)

720 I watched Watchmen last night. I still think it is a very good, though very flawed, movie. Worst flaw: casting David Spade as Ozymandias. Needed someone larger than life in the role, not more emo than any other emo ever. And I like the movie ending better than the comic book ending. I have firearms, so keep your disagreements civil.

Tonight, while non-sober, I watched Se7en. It's the best thing to watch when depressed. That, or Last Action Hero. Watched Commando the other day. First half of Jeepers Creepers earlier.

Haven't painted since the Worst President of All Time was reelected. (I mean Obama.)

Alcohol, to tomorrow!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 12:46 AM (xjpRj)

721 @707

Hello!!

Ive obviously had too much of the drop!!

Oh great, I'm gonna be "that guy" in the morning!

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 02, 2013 12:46 AM (zOP5o)

722 I live in an interesting time
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (JMmQ9)


Isn't Michigan pretty red outside of a few major cities that are midnight blue?





Posted by: Jake in ID at February 02, 2013 12:47 AM (jfSqj)

723 722 I live in an interesting time
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2013 12:41 AM (JMmQ9)


Isn't Michigan pretty red outside of a few major cities that are midnight blue?





Posted by: Jake in ID at February 02, 2013 12:47 AM (jfSqj)

Bright, bleeding red.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:48 AM (7xPCu)

724
I hate to be a "bummer". But, we are, by simple
mathematics, out-numbered, by the LIV's FSA. Denying that is,
IMHO, simply naive.





Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 12:36 AM (mkb9H)

We MIGHT be outnumbered at the voting booth (something of which I have my suspicions) but we are most definitely not outnumbered in terms of who can bring the most pain. We have the engineers, the cowboys, the military types, the farmers, ranchers, oilfield workers, the manufactures, and basically the heart and soul of the nation.

They have the Lawyers, the Movie Stars, the News media, the academics, the welfare recepients, the education establishment, the enviroweenies, the crooks, and various groups of ne're do wells.
I think that if it comes to a fight between their groups and our groups, their groups are going to be a greasy spot.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:48 AM (bb5+k)

725 Howdy, howdy -- wow, in after the number.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2013 12:49 AM (kaalw)

726 You know what I would really like for a birthday present? Nothing much. Just a news item. About how all the Clintons died in a plane crash. Not by being shot. Not by being unloved. Just one of those random chance things that could happen to anyone, but best of all to them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 12:49 AM (xjpRj)

727 726 You know what I would really like for a birthday present? Nothing much. Just a news item. About how all the Clintons died in a plane crash. Not by being shot. Not by being unloved. Just one of those random chance things that could happen to anyone, but best of all to them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 12:49 AM (xjpRj)


Chelsea tries cooking dinner and BAM! food poisoning.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:50 AM (7xPCu)

728
I know this is to far down for anyone to read , but I must say I always loved that song "Is that all there is". Seemed like after a couple tours in VNam, and getting back to the world - finding that the bizerkos had started taking over-it seemed prescient.
However, there is a way to fix this. We MUST take back the media, at the very least let no more than 30% liberals be involved- because that's all there is. We could be saving this country before the next election.
After all, it's only FAIR. And everyone knows how fairness is important to the libs.

Posted by: Kalikack at February 02, 2013 12:51 AM (T0gLU)

729 That link I posted earlier has a picure of an oil-painting GWB made of Barney; it's even signed "43"; I had NO idea that W could paint!! When I saw it I realized that even with my reading conservative blogs only, the MFM still is able to hide nice things about Republicans.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2013 12:51 AM (KL49F)

730 I thought Monty had the monopoly on DOOM...

Posted by: phxjay at February 02, 2013 12:51 AM (Kyy0s)

731 Minorities have survived and thrived under hostile regimes throughout history.

Being the hated Other sucks, but that's life.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 02, 2013 12:52 AM (ZPrif)

732
"understandably so, however, it may be that the
communists will find that by destabilizing everything and leaping for
the brass ring of their dreams the opposite may occur and they may
suffer an unbelievable whiplash.
"




You speak my dream.



"a lot of people are willing to cede a little here and a little there
around the margins as long as they are not really adversely affected by
what is happening. Everyone is going to be adversely affected by what
obama is doing. I think the last election demostrated the difference
between smart and stupid. the smart people are the ones that are able
to understand where things are now, understand the trend and decide it
is better to act to prevent the impending disaster before it occurs.
the stupid people, obama voters, are the ones that do not understand
what is occurring, what it portends, and will not act until the disaster
hits and it is gonna hit hard. all obama is doing is building up
momentum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (Z9EHQ)
I will feel very sorry for those caught in the Inner Cities, but there is nothing I can do to prevent what I think is coming.

And i'll shoot any of the bastards that come to take what I have.





Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:53 AM (bb5+k)

733 Ecclesiastes is my favorite book of the Bible.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2013 12:54 AM (kaalw)

734 And i'll shoot any of the bastards that come to take what I have.





Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:53 AM (bb5+k)

Are you also prepared to shoot whatever bastards you have to in order to take what you need?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:54 AM (7xPCu)

735 I agree with you on the Natural Gas or Propane thing... i think i can convert my genny to it too.



NG supply will likely be reliable longer than other sources, but I
have heard the delivery system is electricity-dependent. Hell by then it
won't matter....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 02, 2013 12:43 AM (X3xYu)

It can still be ran on Gasoline. Use the NG till it no longer flows, then switch to gasoline. When that goes, then you have to either go to poop methane, or wood gas.

Wood gas is really not a bad idea, though I wouldn't want to run an engine on it long term.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:55 AM (bb5+k)

736 ..I used to think I was prepared with a 25 pound sack of brown rice and 25 pounds of pinto beans...
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 02, 2013 12:38 AM (Lqy/e)

The thing is, you either have to be able to "hold down the fort", or be able to tote that 50 lbs. to where you can cook it. I'm thinking my "band" are going to the Sysco Distro. Ctr.

On a separate note, I was telling a buddy that we need to start collecting "master-keys" for machinery, boats, etc. He says "f#*k that, we need to seriously learn/know how to hot-wire".

I'm thinking he is correct. That is "core knowledge".
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 12:56 AM (mkb9H)

737 Not sure...let's ask Alaska.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:22 AM (7xPCu)


====
you don't really want to know. I'll just say Carter fucked us up real good and we never succeeded in being able to explain how fucked up it was to anybody in the states.

Posted by: jc at February 02, 2013 12:58 AM (PlzOe)

738 That link I posted earlier has a picure of an
oil-painting GWB made of Barney; it's even signed "43"; I had NO idea
that W could paint!! When I saw it I realized that even with my reading
conservative blogs only, the MFM still is able to hide nice things about
Republicans.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2013 12:51 AM (KL49F)

I didn't know that. Thanks for mentioning it. Buddy Ebsen also painted. (If you didn't know.)


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:58 AM (bb5+k)

739
#43:
"There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free² if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending²if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained, we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of Hosts is all that is left us!"
Patrick Henry
Don't you get it?!
Jacke and Ig

Posted by: jacke at February 02, 2013 12:59 AM (5Cwv4)

740 Are you also prepared to shoot whatever bastards you have to in order to take what you need?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 12:54 AM (7xPCu)

If I can't see a better use for em.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 01:00 AM (bb5+k)

741 Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 11:35 PM (4wqDV)

Shhhh......Sven is pretending he left his house.......

Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 02, 2013 01:01 AM (7TwHV)

742
On a separate note, I was telling a buddy that
we need to start collecting "master-keys" for machinery, boats, etc. He
says "f#*k that, we need to seriously learn/know how to hot-wire".



I'm thinking he is correct. That is "core knowledge".

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 12:56 AM (mkb9H)


Picking locks is doable. I'm not good at it, but i've done it several times.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 01:01 AM (bb5+k)

743
Long Live Ron Paul!!!

Posted by: jacke at February 02, 2013 01:02 AM (5Cwv4)

744 729 That link I posted earlier has a picure of an oil-painting GWB made of Barney; it's even signed "43"; I had NO idea that W could paint!! When I saw it I realized that even with my reading conservative blogs only, the MFM still is able to hide nice things about Republicans

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2013 12:51 AM (KL49F)

W was an idiot. 57 states? Speak Austrian? Tried to open a window as if it was a door. Locked out ofmthe Whitehouse. Don't get me started on the Hurricane Sandy response.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 01:02 AM (sqp6o)

745 The thing is, you either have to be able to "hold down the fort", or be able to tote that 50 lbs. to where you can cook it. I'm thinking my "band" are going to the Sysco Distro. Ctr.

On a separate note, I was telling a buddy that we need to start collecting "master-keys" for machinery, boats, etc. He says "f#*k that, we need to seriously learn/know how to hot-wire".
__________________________________________

I like the way you think. There are a lot of things on my "list" that I won't afford ever. But I have considered how I will get them after TSHTF.

Machinery makes a lot of sense to me, there's a berm I have envisioned about 200 yds from here, but it wouldn't be polite to do that YET.

Hotwiring sounds like a trial and error thing that can be picked up during OJT?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 02, 2013 01:03 AM (X3xYu)

746 Later people. Be well.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 01:03 AM (bb5+k)

747 W was an idiot. 57 states? ...

That's not fair when you consider that Barry is twice the golfer that Phil Mickelson is.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2013 01:04 AM (FcR7P)

748 Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:58 AM (bb5+k)

Didn't know that about Buddy Ebsen; like him a lot.
It really irritated me about the MFM hiding Bush's talents; W paints really good portraits of his beloved dog and we're told he's "stupid"; meanwhile, O writes poems about apes or some such nonsense (which the press is too embarrassed to talk about since the poor writing skills prove he did not write "Dreams") and we're told how "smart" he is.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 02, 2013 01:05 AM (KL49F)

749 That's not fair when you consider that Barry is twice the golfer that Phil Mickelson is.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2013 01:04 AM (FcR7P)

And he swings a big club... trust me.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at February 02, 2013 01:06 AM (4haOJ)

750 [i[I watched Watchmen last night. I still think it is a very good, though very flawed, movie. Worst flaw: casting David Spade as Ozymandias.
Alcohol, to tomorrow!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Other reviews put it in perspective; Moore used Rorschach as a foil for the evil Right what loved revenge and hated criminals. Nixon made manifest.

Snyder used Rorschach as a foil to the evil, nihilist Ozmandyas, and his plan to end the world of the nuclear threat. Snyder stabbed Moore's script in the eye-socket and raped the result.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 01:06 AM (xz0nG)

751 Anyone with prepping questions, let me know. I'm pretty involved with it (but not on a NatGeo show level). I can point you to some good resources.

Incidentally, I have had interaction with 3 of the people featured on the show, either directly or indirectly. One of the women in the first season I ran into on a prepper forum; she did a big Q and A session and stated that they were told by NatGeo to pick a particular event that they were prepping for from a list. That was one thing that struck me as odd, since preppers don't typically prep for any one event...especially not something obscure like the Yellowstone Caldera. The other two were the guy from TN whose doctor got him committed (I used to be in the same amateur radio club he's in) and "Big Al", the songwriter in Nashville. I got pretty shithoused with Big Al at a Jeffrey Steele showcase. Had no idea he was a prepper, and I wasn't one at the time.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 01:08 AM (mDanm)

752 Scenic Garland. Wife has exerted command override and ordered adismount at La Quinta. Nighto Horde.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 02, 2013 01:08 AM (4wqDV)

753 Rorschach was the best bit of both the Watchmen movie and the Watchmen comic book.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:09 AM (xjpRj)

754 sorry Barney....RIP) until we can get some sanity back in office.
Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2013 11:21 PM (EAgmr)

Cheri, I took a break at work and posted here on an earlier thread from my iPhone. I read a few posts but not many, it's a bad time of year for me. I didn't expect people here to take potshots at W now. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at February 02, 2013 01:11 AM (z4WKX)

755 Late to thread, but bearing good news.

Picked up my spanking new Sig Sauer P226 .40 S&W today. Even down here in south Texas the stores are picked clean of the good stuff, so I ordered this over the eeevil internet. Went to my local friendly gun range/FFL and picked it up and put about 50 rounds through it today. Man is that a sweet gun.

I've had a Sig P220 .45 for years - so many that it has "Made in W Germany" stamped on the side. West Germany! This gun has been the best, most reliable gun I personally have had, so I was willing to drop the cash on another Sig.

Although the ONT is DOOM, I had a good day at the range today. And some Shiner Bock (several, actually) after cleaning the guns makes it an even better day.

Screw the JEF.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 01:13 AM (unkLq)

756 If you are not familiar with it, look up the term "Wood Gas."
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 02, 2013 12:40 AM (bb5+k)


This is a kinda' "funky" site, but it is a good resource, nonetheless. You can actually convert a "naturally aspirated", carbeurated vehicular engine to wood-fire. No shit!

http://www.gasifyer.com/index.htm

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 01:14 AM (mkb9H)

757 If they'd made Ozymandias a TINY bit more human, the movie might have worked. Someone who laughed, or seemed to enjoy life somehow. Someone who was larger than life by EMBODYING life. As it is, in the movie when he says "I made myself feel every death," it's like, pfft, yeah sure you did. Probably made you choose the wrong comb, right? Gosh, what a sartorial mishap! Meh.

I should get props for spelling sartorial without a dictionary and with lots of beer. But I won't. Cos it's not actually the right word. Damn me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:14 AM (xjpRj)

758 Maet

I know you're a shaygitz, but that Hebrew up there is simply crap.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 02, 2013 01:15 AM (lD8ju)

759
>>Sig Sauer P226 .40 SW <<

Ooh. Nice.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 01:15 AM (gW4Z3)

760 What's an infrastructure project that America needs?

Name a new highway, bridge, train, dam, port, etc that would help the economy.


the demolition of everything between 1600 Penn Ave and Capitol Hill?

Posted by: yoda at February 02, 2013 01:17 AM (AWwDY)

761 "Picking locks is doable. I'm not good at it, but i've done it several times. "

Picking locks is pointless unless you're a locksmith. If you just want to get past something you bash or cut your way in.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 02, 2013 01:17 AM (1+XRG)

762 Tried stocking up on food during bird flue a few years back and quickly found out that variety is the key. You have to have plenty from the sugar food group. No matter how many staple foods you horde, after about 2 weeks of living on it, it all looks disgusting.

Posted by: Whatev at February 02, 2013 01:21 AM (A7Wh1)

763 Capt. BAckfire. Wood gassification and converting coal to oil products. Germans in the last 12 months of the war. IIRC when the NASM was restoring their ME-262, some of the coal synthetic fuel was found in the Reidel starters, they drained the fuel and said it smelled like coffee. Weird stuff but when your back is against the wall on a POL shortage.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 01:22 AM (EVyWz)

764 760
What's an infrastructure project that America needs?


Name a new highway, bridge, train, dam, port, etc that would help the economy.


====


Keystone pipeline.

Posted by: jc at February 02, 2013 01:22 AM (PlzOe)

765 Cheri, I took a break at work and posted here on an earlier thread from my iPhone. I read a few posts but not many, it's a bad time of year for me. I didn't expect people here to take potshots at W now. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at February 02, 2013 01:11 AM (z4WKX)

Just to clarify, i wasn't taking a pot shot at W. Just pointing out the coverqge of W versus TFG.

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 01:22 AM (sqp6o)

766 Wow. I'm going to have to lay off the ONT until this gambit is played out. Too spot on to laugh off. Really, Maet, cut it the FUCK out.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 02, 2013 01:22 AM (IlZPo)

767 Ooh. Nice.
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 01:15 AM (gW4Z3)

Yeah my gun range/FFL tried to talk me out of it before he did the paperwork. "You sure you want that thing?"

Yes. Yes I do.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 01:25 AM (unkLq)

768 Damn Otis, don't leave yet. Do you know a man by the name of LaFong, Carl LaFong? Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o small n small g? LaFong, Car LaFong?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:26 AM (xjpRj)

769 Anyone with prepping questions, let me know.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 01:08 AM (mDanm)


Hello Middle-Tennessee! I have not had the interaction with you since early Dec. Shame on me. Glad of the now. Happy belated new year.

I may have told you, but, I have a photo "saved" from the Nashville flood: "If you loot...We shoot.". Had a cousin in that photo...

I'm all ears for the preparations. ?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 01:27 AM (mkb9H)

770 Preppers are a funny bunch.

Do they not know most fast food places are open 24/7????

Posted by: RWC at February 02, 2013 01:32 AM (sqp6o)

771
>>Yes. Yes I do.

That's my next semi-auto handgun purchase. No doubt.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 01:32 AM (gW4Z3)

772 Picked up my spanking new Sig Sauer P226 .40 S&W today.

Although the ONT is DOOM, I had a good day at the range today. And some Shiner Bock (several, actually) after cleaning the guns makes it an even better day.

Posted by: pilot141 at 01:13 AM (unkLq)


Lucky you. I too am a fan of the Sig "brand". Bought an M400 last Thursday. Have not been able to spend range time with it. Yet. Shortly. When the UPS guy eventually shows up with some "expendable". If there is such a thing, in these days and times.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 01:36 AM (mkb9H)

773 If they'd made Ozymandias a TINY bit more human, the movie might have worked. Someone who laughed, or seemed to enjoy life somehow. Someone who was larger than life by EMBODYING life. As it is, in the movie when he says "I made myself feel every death," it's like, pfft, yeah sure you did. Probably made you choose the wrong comb, right? Gosh, what a sartorial mishap! Meh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:14 AM (xjpRj)


I actually liked the movie version of Ozymandias. He was an elitist liberal dick who thought he could mould society into some type of utopia... and he was destined to fail.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 02, 2013 01:37 AM (Vk2pI)

774 I am not gloomy today. Maet put a lot into the ONT tonight. Maybe he's having a bad week.

We're just pissed off because the low info voters reelected the SCOAMT, JEF or TFG. We should think of a new one for him.

I read one post that said you can even eat goldfish. What insect did the JEF eat along with dog, the one that was crunchy? I don't want to look it up because I really don't care.

I want to remind everyone that we have low class, dog and insect eater occupying the White House. I honestly think sometime during this year the regular media will get sick of him or really pissed off and start to look into his past.

How on earth they can continue to love that JEF is beyond me. He won't answer questions, and they let him get away with it.

Cheer up! I love Ted Cruz, he should be our party leader. He had the best questions for Hagel and he was in his first month as a senator. Rubio is good but I don't like the immigration plan, Cruz is tough and new. He's been quoted that he's not going to go back on his word!

He is going to be our savior, at least the republican savior and McConnell should kiss his ass. How did Cruz know that Hagel had answered question for Al Jazeera television? He did his research. WE must do ours!

Posted by: CarolT at February 02, 2013 01:38 AM (z4WKX)

775 >>That's my next semi-auto handgun purchase. No doubt.

It is well worth it. I love the Sig philosophy. When it counts. Damn right. No safety. Pull thing and go bang.

Plus the full size metal frame makes the recoil manageable on a .40. Sweet gun.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 01:39 AM (unkLq)

776 Lesley Gore's "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows":

http://youtu.be/rkZ2_nKo7II

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 01:40 AM (I88Jc)

777 "The Seventh Seal" had a happy ending.

The mopey fuckers died.

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 01:42 AM (I88Jc)

778 I think in the comics, it was a bit easier to see Ozymandias as someone who honestly tried to make humanity better. The David Spade Guy just seemed like "I wanted to do this because it was getting late and I was missing Letterman."

Agree that this is how the character would be in real life though.

I liked Rorschach. I think he'd make a good president. Certainly better than Obama. I can just imagine Rorschach's reaction to someone who thinks he's not getting enough free stuff. I am imagining it's more than a face-full of hot grease.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:43 AM (xjpRj)

779 Lesley Gore's "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows":

http://youtu.be/rkZ2_nKo7II

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 01:40 AM (I88Jc)


Lollipops, Sunshine And rrrRRRrrr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgnHjmiWX9I

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at February 02, 2013 01:44 AM (Vk2pI)

780
But surely someone - maybe even one of you - will come forward and lead us?
You?
Sure.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 01:47 AM (v3Wj/)

781 Is this the "hitting bottom" part I have been waiting for?

Posted by: navybrat at February 02, 2013 01:47 AM (UdhwR)

782 I am sitting on the edge of my chair because I have a fractured tailbone and I have had it for three weeks and it feels better when I am here at home than at work. I have great chair here. I stayed at work until 11:30 and I do not get paid by the hour. Despite that I am not in that gloom mood.

Oh and I live in MA. There was tie for the new MA GOP head and they had to vote again. The winner is one that was the former senator from MA Scott Brown's aide or something and she hasn't voted in years. I live in one of the worst states for moonbats, liberals and much as I hate John Kerry, at least we are rid of him until the special election. It will probably be won by Markey the former ice cream truck driver or another US rep from MA that is likely to run. The GOP here has no farm team like the national GOP.

Posted by: CarolT at February 02, 2013 01:47 AM (z4WKX)

783 763
Capt. BAckfire. Wood gassification and converting coal to oil products.
Germans in the last 12 months of the war. IIRC when the NASM was
restoring their ME-262, some of the coal synthetic fuel was found in the
Reidel starters, they drained the fuel and said it smelled like coffee.
Weird stuff but when your back is against the wall on a POL shortage.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 01:22 AM (EVyWz)


Screw that -- go steam! You can burn anything -- coal, oil, wood, newspapers, looters.....and it's not like the EPA's going to be around after TSHTF to whinge about the smoke.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2013 01:47 AM (kaalw)

784 782
I am sitting on the edge of my chair because I have a fractured tailbone
and I have had it for three weeks and it feels better when I am here at
home than at work. I have great chair here. I stayed at work until
11:30 and I do not get paid by the hour. Despite that I am not in that
gloom mood.


I hope you won't be angry when i say that this reminds me of Alvin Lucier.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:50 AM (xjpRj)

785 http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/album_page.php?pic_id=1019413

Beauty and the Karmann Ghia

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 01:50 AM (EVyWz)

786 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 01:27 AM (mkb9H)

Greetings and salutations! I'm just making myself available to answer questions for anyone that may some. I'm no great expert on the topic, but I learn a little more every day and can respond to general queries or direct folks to good resources.

The loot/shoot pic sounds like the Nashville I know and love!

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 01:50 AM (mDanm)

787 747 W was an idiot. 57 states? ...

That's not fair when you consider that Barry is twice the golfer that Phil Mickelson is.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2013 01:04 AM (FcR7P)

And three times a lady.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 01:50 AM (7xPCu)

788 Here is my sage advice on prepping.

A huge stockpile is a good idea, however, I would recommend having a cache at home and in at least one fallback position.

You also need a meaningful supply in a go bag in the event you need to leave your primary location for whatever reason.

Now here is the advice - make sure you have a lot of high fat foods, especially in your "bugout" supply because it is calorie dense and provides long-lasting energy.

I have been in some survival situations and learned - the hard way that what you need and crave is fat .

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

789 786
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 01:27 AM (mkb9H)

Greetings
and salutations! I'm just making myself available to answer questions
for anyone that may some. I'm no great expert on the topic, but I learn a
little more every day and can respond to general queries or direct
folks to good resources.

The loot/shoot pic sounds like the Nashville I know and love!


Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 01:50 AM (mDanm)


OK -- how's the job situation in Nashville?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2013 01:53 AM (kaalw)

790 So how the hell does "Dragonheart" have a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and The 13th Warrior only has 33%? Always loved 13th Warrior and saw Dragonheart for the first time tonight. I now have a fresh entry on my top 5 worst movies ever. I'm actually pissed after watching that "lighthearted romp".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2013 01:54 AM (4c71i)

791 Weird stuff but when your back is against the wall on a POL shortage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 01:22 AM (EVyWz)


AP, I absolutely dig you! Have for since I've been here (in mid-Nov.) You were one of the initial kind and instructive of the "etiquette", when I was a green, newbie to the HQ, and asking all of the the "formatting" questions. No handbook-and-whatnot.

I just didn't trust insinuating "familiarity" until now.

I always find your posts insightful and clever.

I am sincerely glad you are on "the team". I only hope, by now, that you consider me "on yours".
Cheers!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 01:54 AM (mkb9H)

792 The
old-fashioned floatation devices don't come to mind when I think
about the origin of the term "lifesaver," only the donut cushions to sit on.

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 01:55 AM (I88Jc)

793 I hit the button to italicize the quote. WTF?

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 01:58 AM (v3Wj/)

794 793 I hit the button to italicize the quote. WTF?
Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 01:58 AM (v3Wj/)


Maybe something is shorted out between the chair and keyboard?

I'm kidding.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 01:59 AM (7xPCu)

795 Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2013 01:53 AM (kaalw)

Depends on what you're looking for...to whit, I don't live there anymore. I'm now in GA, took a job down here. Singing was paying the bills, and the last job I had in Nashville, working at a gun store was great, but paid $9 an hour. So I rejoined the professional world and had to move to do it (I work in defense contracting). There are jobs in Nashville, I just didn't have the skillset for any good ones, and the lower end jobs are fiercely competed for by the 50,000 people trying to get famous.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 01:59 AM (mDanm)

796 W...T...F?

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 01:59 AM (v3Wj/)

797 Ooops, meant to say "singing wasn't paying the bills".

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 02:00 AM (mDanm)

798 Aww gee thanks Capt. Backfire. A ray of nice amidst Maet's doomage!

"Gir! The Doom song!"
http://youtu.be/7PsBxG8neok

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:02 AM (EVyWz)

799 Goodnight Irene!

Posted by: It's Britney Bitch at February 02, 2013 02:02 AM (UMy5r)

800 799 Goodnight Irene!
Posted by: It's Britney Bitch at February 02, 2013 02:02 AM (UMy5r)

I thought the song was 'Come On Eileen'

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:04 AM (7xPCu)

801 OK looks like the comment toolbar ain't workin for me. No big deal. I was just experimenting anyway.

Sorry for late response. Was just lollin at model's comment.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:04 AM (v3Wj/)

802 I think anna is the best of the ettes

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 02:05 AM (XDC0v)

803 You mean this song? Watch the drummer get zapped and vanish. Lead singer did not like him.

http://youtu.be/oc-P8oDuS0Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:05 AM (EVyWz)

804 Screw that -- go steam!
Posted by: cthulhu at February 02, 2013 01:47 AM (kaalw)

Great One of the Water Beings, I would expect steam from the source.

But, really, all due respect, show me how I can "adapt" a V-8 to steam. Because you actually, relatively-practically, can do wood gas in a '76'ish carbeurated Chevy pick-um-up-truck. And it will still run on the petroleum based, also, too, alternatively.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 02:07 AM (mkb9H)

805
That is what the Engie in TF2 says when he's perplexed

Posted by: It's Britney Bitch at February 02, 2013 02:08 AM (UMy5r)

806 A pitch of woo?

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 02:08 AM (I88Jc)

807 ".and it's not like the EPA's going to be around after TSHTF to whinge about the smoke."

They'll be there, they will be the slow learners who don't start low crawling at one klick out. Their purpose in life, reduced to enticing you into wasting your good, match grade .308.

Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2013 02:09 AM (qjFNd)

808 Ano? There are others who are far better than me. Seriously.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:09 AM (EVyWz)

809 I didn't post thistm

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:10 AM (v3Wj/)

810 "master keys"
Sorry, no such thing for vehicles, etc. That's Hollywood crap. And hot wiring doesn't get you past the steering lock. Some older ignitions can be "drilled" yo get past that but if the key has a transponder that does you no good either.

Posted by: S,B & T at February 02, 2013 02:12 AM (bR2AR)

811 The antidote to this dour thread.


http://tinyurl.com/ap27ad8


Posted by: 13times at February 02, 2013 02:13 AM (h6XiD)

812 803 You mean this song? Watch the drummer get zapped and vanish. Lead singer did not like him.

http://youtu.be/oc-P8oDuS0Q
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:05 AM (EVyWz)


I thought he was Irish, and a leprechaun...hence, invisible.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:15 AM (7xPCu)

813 You mean this song? Watch the drummer get zapped and vanish. Lead singer did not like him.

http://youtu.be/oc-P8oDuS0Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:05 AM (EVyWz)


IIRC, it was because the drummer wouldn't rub dirt on himself to give that "authentic" feel everyone else had for the video.

Of course, if I were the drummer, I'd run far away from the lead singer:

http://tinyurl.com/aejpa9k

WARNING: Link may require brain bleach...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 02, 2013 02:16 AM (Vk2pI)

814 Anna has also never told me to fuck off (yet), which I've always appreciated

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 02:16 AM (XDC0v)

815 "I didn't post this was supposed to be italic. TM was supposed to be superscript. It reads right until I post it. *head scratch*

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:16 AM (v3Wj/)

816 "Gir! The Doom song!"
http://youtu.be/7PsBxG8neok
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:02 AM (EVyWz)

Ummhh! OK. I still agree with DAve. If there is ever a best of.

Past my bedtime ya'll. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

Bless your hearts.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 02:17 AM (mkb9H)

817 Some more music. Sometimes off the beaten path.

http://youtu.be/6I3S8lPM6qM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:17 AM (EVyWz)

818
Here's one for you. I can pretty much guarantee I'm the only one here who has the capability to do this anymore.
I'm making a tape.
That's right. A Casette tape.
I found an old Techno Mix that was given to me by a DJ friend in 1991.
90 minutes of retro-techno bliss.
I figured I'd make a copy in case it falls apart after play through. Been a long time since I've played with my good casette decks.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 02:18 AM (gW4Z3)

819 [iIt reads right until I post it. *head scratch*
Posted by: Ray Sist/i]

I've done worse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:19 AM (xz0nG)

820 815 Your html spells will not profit you in here, young padawan

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 02:19 AM (XDC0v)

821 Like that

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:19 AM (xz0nG)

822 DAve bless your heart. You never heard what Hodding Carter said to describe Southerners? "A Southerner will polite until he kills you." Then there is the matter of Steel Magnolias.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:19 AM (EVyWz)

823 It reads right until I post it. *head scratch*
Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:16 AM (v3Wj/)

And then it puts the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:19 AM (7xPCu)

824
Then again, some of you morons are downright old.
Maybe there's more blank tape and running casette decks out there than I think.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 02:21 AM (gW4Z3)

825 Old Fostex 4-track here.

Posted by: S,B & T at February 02, 2013 02:21 AM (fW/Ev)

826 Dragonheart sucked. Dennis Quaid doing his best Batman impersonation. No thanks.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:21 AM (unkLq)

827 Garrett - http://youtu.be/r3kQlzOi27M

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:21 AM (EVyWz)

828 Turn out the lights. The party is over.

Posted by: harp1034 at February 02, 2013 02:22 AM (tv2ue)

829 TPH I am with the drummer. Crikies what a bunch of slags... then there were the gurls. Liverpool grunge scene, *gag*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:23 AM (EVyWz)

830 I grow weary of this defeatism, even if it is a joke.
Posted by: Trimegistus


Ace is going to ask you to thank him for this theme. You should be grateful for the suicidal march. It's good for you. Mmm, uhhh, yeah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:23 AM (xz0nG)

831 tl;dr ... lalalalala.

Seriously, outstanding gloom accumulation. Soon this be a major motion picture.

Posted by: Mindfulguy still banned on the desktop at February 02, 2013 02:24 AM (uHgI5)

832 Posted by: harp1034 at February 02, 2013 02:22 AM (tv2ue)

http://youtu.be/71n3PtdQWF4

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 02:25 AM (mDanm)

833 I hope you won't be angry when i say that this reminds me of Alvin Lucier.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 01:50 AM (xjpRj)


I do not know if I will be angry or not because I do not know who Alvin Lucier is, please let me know,
Thank you, Carol

Posted by: CarolT at February 02, 2013 02:26 AM (z4WKX)

834 Anna Puma, thank you for that. I luv me some Go-Gos. Especially the bouncy brunette.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:26 AM (unkLq)

835 @798

Hah! I've just been re-watching Invader Zim these past couple of weeks. Good choice.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm: GWAR video supporter at February 02, 2013 02:27 AM (7xeJQ)

836 And if we are going down that route - Susanna Hoffs.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:27 AM (unkLq)

837 Smelly tongues look just as they felt.
Smelly tongues look just as they felt.
Smelly tongues.
Smelly tongues.
--The Residents.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2013 02:28 AM (xjpRj)

838 834 Anna Puma, thank you for that. I luv me some Go-Gos. Especially the bouncy brunette.
Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:26 AM (unkLq)


Belinda Carlisle isn't exactly fugly, either.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:30 AM (7xPCu)

839 You know, I always "lurk" for a minute or so, to see if my "goodnights and well wishes" are reciprocated.

I'm needy that way. Duh! I'm on this fucking blog. My 'yatches. ;-)

And, love me same Souxie and the Banshees.

Good night good people.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 02, 2013 02:30 AM (mkb9H)

840 Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter live
http://youtu.be/taf8fYP9Y-A

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:30 AM (EVyWz)

841 Well gee, those are some well thought out lyrics.

Posted by: S,B & T at February 02, 2013 02:30 AM (fW/Ev)

842 Cya Capt. Backfire. Oyasumi!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:31 AM (EVyWz)

843 pilot141, Jane Weidlan [spelling?] of the Go-Gos has a bit part in Star Trek IV.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:32 AM (EVyWz)

844 >>Belinda Carlisle isn't exactly fugly, either.

No, she isn't.

http://bit.ly/11wGWaA

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:34 AM (unkLq)

845 お休みます not

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:34 AM (xz0nG)

846 Anna: from Wiki:

Members
Belinda Carlisle
Jane Wiedlin
Charlotte Caffey
Kathy Valentine
Gina Schock

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:35 AM (7xPCu)

847
Nitzer-ebb : Join in the Chant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0HsjYtdAKM

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 02:36 AM (gW4Z3)

848 >>pilot141, Jane Weidlan [spelling?] of the Go-Gos has a bit part in Star Trek IV.

Really? As some Red Shirt Lt Doom? Damn, I need to look for that!

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:36 AM (unkLq)

849 Invader Zim is a riot. It has very good writing and well then there is Dib. And his sister is named for a type of Soviet military vehicle. I really like it when Gaz gets thwarted out of her new game console so she haunts that dude until he surrenders it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:36 AM (EVyWz)

850 Yeah. If you know what Jane looks like you will spot her. She is on one of the big screens at Starfleet HQ as the probe shuts down everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:38 AM (EVyWz)

851
Now I have to dig out my anniversary edition of Beauty and the Beat.
It's on pink vinyl don't ya know.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 02:39 AM (gW4Z3)

852 Bangles ... Walk like an Egyptian ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 02:40 AM (TvO05)

853 Nitzer-ebb : Join in the Chant

Heh, the 90's.

Ug.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:40 AM (xz0nG)

854 850 Yeah. If you know what Jane looks like you will spot her. She is on one of the big screens at Starfleet HQ as the probe shuts down everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:38 AM (EVyWz)


Shouldn't she be with Tarzan?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:41 AM (7xPCu)

855 Just got back from the bar. Read all this down crap above. Hell no I'm going out in style. Never cared about style before but if they want my freedoms they will pay. I'll be that toll booth that slows them down on their journey.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 02, 2013 02:41 AM (qo244)

856 Bangles ... Walk like an Egyptian ...
Posted by: Adriane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5DRk

Bang on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:41 AM (xz0nG)

857 [iI've done worse./i]

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:41 AM (v3Wj/)

858 Did you ever nearly every television show made in the nineties is absolutely rubbish and entirely unwatchable as a rerun?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

859 model_1066, wrong Jane! And not the 'Jane you ignorant slut!' either.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (EVyWz)

860 Youtube well worth watching and passing around.
Washington city councilman walks out on council meeting because of citizen with CCW




At last Tuesdays City Council meeting a citizen commented during the citizens comment period encouraging the City Council to support the Second Amendment and to help educate our children about firearms and firearm safety.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKpLhNiC8zg

Posted by: onbe at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (bfprX)

861
>>Heh, the 90's.

It has its place. Certainly not an every day thing. But drunk on a Friday night? It's all right. Factor in the tape decks and lack of neighbors and you'll appreciate where I am.

Now where is CAC with that damn water pipe?

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (gW4Z3)

862 It's a fucked up interface, Jake.

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (I88Jc)

863 That's one of those damn video game alt codes, isn't it? Where's the blog alt codes? NVM. I'll google it.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (v3Wj/)

864 858 Did you ever nearly every television show made in the nineties is absolutely rubbish and entirely unwatchable as a rerun?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

Not sure...when was the last episode of "The A-Team"?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:44 AM (7xPCu)

865 Captain Backfire, good night and God Bless.
Carol









Posted by: CarolT at February 02, 2013 02:44 AM (z4WKX)

866 About to call it a night. Here's a little "what not to do" vis-a-vis firearms:
http://youtu.be/Et33bbA0GeM

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 02:44 AM (mDanm)

867 The Bangles - In Your Room. Trippy hippy cool.
http://youtu.be/04HSg0YZi9E

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:44 AM (EVyWz)

868 859 model_1066, wrong Jane! And not the 'Jane you ignorant slut!' either.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (EVyWz)

Yeah, I keed! Haven't thought about that character in about 15 years though.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:45 AM (7xPCu)

869 And have a good evening, CPT Backfire

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 02:45 AM (mDanm)

870 Just for you, Ray:

Susan Vega + DNA : Tom's Diner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWMToInrke0

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:45 AM (xz0nG)

871 Heh heh eh he... she said "probe"...

Posted by: beavis at February 02, 2013 02:45 AM (yBF/9)

872 Not sure...when was the last episode of "The A-Team"?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:44 AM (7xPCu)

well, I may amend my statement to every series initiated in the nineties. not especialy for the A-Team but because it occurred to me after I hit post and you made a good point.



Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

873 Pixy-misa is a cruel code mistress. But she does it so the hamsters do not overheat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:46 AM (EVyWz)

874 I've done worse.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:47 AM (v3Wj/)

875 Ray, how many jobs will you be willing to sacrifice to your god of Marxism?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:47 AM (xz0nG)

876 Anna, yeah I never could figure that one out. They were definitely on the early 90s "OMG make it DEEEEP" kick.

Here is Walk like an Egyptian Live from a few years ago. Susanna Hoffs is an alien being - she is as smoking hot now as she was 20 years ago.

http://bit.ly/WECZSe

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (unkLq)

877 Nice try Ray. You need a ] after the first i and a [ before the second one.
Just be careful. You're playing with powers that could land you in the barrel.

Posted by: S,B & T at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (Y8t25)

878
Seriously, outstanding gloom accumulation. Soon this be a major motion picture.

Whenever I see this kind of a collection of doom I always think of the He-Haw song.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (tOkJB)

879 so, any morons have any thoughts on .50 cal? I am oriented towards 7.62 and 5.56 as we speak. I was evaluating capabilities and I am not sure there is much between 7.62 and .50 that I am interested in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (Z9EHQ)

880 872 Not sure...when was the last episode of "The A-Team"?
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:44 AM (7xPCu)

well, I may amend my statement to every series initiated in the nineties. not especialy for the A-Team but because it occurred to me after I hit post and you made a good point.



Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:46 AM (Z9EHQ)


Funny...when I was down at my brother's house a few years ago, we were watching 'retro tv' and saw a few episodes of Kojak....and it was far superior to anything offered these days.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (7xPCu)

881 Ray, do you have a shrine to Marx?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (xz0nG)

882 879 so, any morons have any thoughts on .50 cal? I am oriented towards 7.62 and 5.56 as we speak. I was evaluating capabilities and I am not sure there is much between 7.62 and .50 that I am interested in.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:48 AM (Z9EHQ)

Initial advice? Buy it, and buy it now.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:49 AM (7xPCu)

883 Did you ever nearly every television show made in the nineties is absolutely rubbish and entirely unwatchable as a rerun?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:43 AM (Z9EHQ)


90% of everything is crud. There were some good shows, though, such as DS9, B5, X-Files, Brisco county Jr., &c....

Posted by: Sturgeon's Revelation at February 02, 2013 02:49 AM (Vk2pI)

884 Leonard Nimoy in a Bangles video
http://youtu.be/Zj7OJeyhq2Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:49 AM (EVyWz)

885 Ray, your Shrine to Marx, is it shaped like a phallic glory hole member?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:50 AM (xz0nG)

886 I meant BB codes. TY, Weft

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:50 AM (v3Wj/)

887 Pixy-misa is a cruel code mistress. But she does it so the hamsters do not overheat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:46 AM (EVyWz)


Wait, I've seen Pixy refered to as a male before... or is this all just some Aussie thing everyone else can not understand... like Vegemite?

Posted by: Not Met At Work at February 02, 2013 02:50 AM (Vk2pI)

888 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:50 AM (xz0nG)

I thought a Shrine to Marx was just another name for 'outhouse'.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:50 AM (7xPCu)

889 Susan Vega: Blood Noise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qvIhygLTs

It could have worked.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:51 AM (xz0nG)

890 Funny...when I was down at my brother's house a few years ago, we were watching 'retro tv' and saw a few episodes of Kojak....and it was far superior to anything offered these days.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02

I have opined on this far more than I wish to admit; it exposes a knowledge of television I find embarrassing and a misuse of my present time.

Columbo, which I never saw in prime time, is a great show and as good or better than anything made since. magnum p.i. holds up well, however rockford files, which I loved in its first round of re runs for some reason does not hold up as well - and I like garner.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

891 Leonard Nimoy in a Bangles video
http://youtu.be/Zj7OJeyhq2Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:49 AM (EVyWz)


Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Posted by: Dildo Buggerer at February 02, 2013 02:52 AM (Vk2pI)

892 so, any morons have any thoughts on .50 cal? I am oriented towards 7.62
and 5.56 as we speak. I was evaluating capabilities and I am not sure
there is much between 7.62 and .50 that I am interested in.>>

.50 is for reaching out and disabling vehicles. The others are for fire fights. Only go .50 if your stock of the little ones is full.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 02, 2013 02:53 AM (qo244)

893 Not Met At Work, if you are still posting then Pixy-kami is pleased with you. Some of us refer to Pixy by other names but always either in tones of respect or when the dreaded 500 error pops up, well our prayers become more fervent.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:53 AM (EVyWz)

894 Initial advice? Buy it, and buy it now.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013

Do yo have any thoughts on anything in between 7.62 and a .50 cal? It is a price acquisition and expensive to shoot, however, its range and stopping power, including vehicles, seem to give it a role other things do not have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:54 AM (Z9EHQ)

895 Horses, stuck on her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8PmtpNr9zg

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:54 AM (xz0nG)

896 Oyeah, my Marx shrine. I was getting to that.

Uuuh...

Ummm...

What about it?

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 02:54 AM (v3Wj/)

897 Leonard Nimoy in a Bangles video
http://youtu.be/Zj7OJeyhq2Q
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:49 AM (EVyWz

That's gonna be Manic Monday. I have that burned into my brain. Damn.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 02:54 AM (unkLq)

898 893 Not Met At Work, if you are still posting then Pixy-kami is pleased with you. Some of us refer to Pixy by other names but always either in tones of respect or when the dreaded 500 error pops up, well our prayers become more fervent.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:53 AM (EVyWz)


Does Pixy devour or dispense apostrophes? I can never tell...

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:54 AM (7xPCu)

899 You are truly cruising for an Agonizer mister for daring to post that music video of Nimoy's. And they say Cthulhu is a horror that shatters the minds of men....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:55 AM (EVyWz)

900 .50 is for reaching out and disabling vehicles. The others are for fire fights. Only go .50 if your stock of the little ones is full.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 02, 2013

I am in good shape with the smaller calibers mentioned. I like the anti-vehicle capability. Lot easier to stop them before they get to your front door than to build a front door to keep them out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

901 It is not Manic Monday. One of their slower songs. In fact this version it seems they are drugged.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:56 AM (EVyWz)

902 Do yo have any thoughts on anything in between 7.62 and a .50 cal? It is a price acquisition and expensive to shoot, however, its range and stopping power, including vehicles, seem to give it a role other things do not have.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:54 AM (Z9EHQ)

I'm not a rifle guy, really...but I guess it depends on your wants, needs and budget. You would be well served by a .270 with a primo scope, from my experience.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 02:56 AM (7xPCu)

903 Oyeah, my Marx shrine. I was getting to that.

Uuuh...

Ummm...

What about it?
Posted by: Ray Sist


Don't be shy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 02:56 AM (xz0nG)

904 Y5, going to shoot the Big Gulp 44oz out of Nanny Mike's hands with an M82 Barret?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:57 AM (EVyWz)

905 I have only a hunch but I suspect the national mood has something to do with the quality of television produced. I suspect that trying times result in better television.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

906 You are truly cruising for an Agonizer mister for daring to post that music video of Nimoy's. And they say Cthulhu is a horror that shatters the minds of men....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 02:55 AM (EVyWz)


Be glad I didn't post Shatner doing "Rocket Man"

It's like CAC X 1000

Posted by: William Shatner's Toupee at February 02, 2013 02:58 AM (Vk2pI)

907 Y5, going to shoot the Big Gulp 44oz out of Nanny Mike's hands with an M82 Barret?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013

well, I am not always in nyc and I intend to be out of here permanently and into my nwe red state by year end.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:59 AM (Z9EHQ)

908 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life
http://youtu.be/v9hdMSr6Duc

And on that upbeat video I am out of here. Night night.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 02, 2013 03:00 AM (EVyWz)

909 Be glad I didn't post Shatner doing "Rocket Man"

It's like CAC X 1000
Posted by: William Shatner's Toupee


How about Rocket Man by Kate Bush:
http://youtu.be/IHMSejtVBXA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:00 AM (xz0nG)

910 Whenever I see this kind of a collection of doom I always think of the He-Haw song.

hee hee hee

I "sang" it for Jake in ID the other night ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 03:01 AM (TvO05)

911 I am in good shape with the smaller calibers mentioned.>>

If your good with spray and pray and the ammo to feed them then hell yeah get a .50.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 02, 2013 03:01 AM (qo244)

912 Shit you are right. The first video on their videotape. Before Walk Like an Egyptian, I think, when Susanna had the short hair.

I knew that dammit!

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 03:01 AM (unkLq)

913 882 That is correct, but 300wsm is nice and ammo and old rifles are availableish. 50 cal will vaporize anything you shoot

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 03:01 AM (XDC0v)

914 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

Are you looking for long range precision or "ooomph"? If it's precision, look into .338 Lapua/M98. For "oomph", look at the .50 cal rifles.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 03:01 AM (mDanm)

915 Watching the Netflix series House Of Cards. It's surprisingly good

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 03:02 AM (X9Mnx)

916 All righty, paperwork still not done but too tired to think straight or even gay ...

Oyasumi nasai, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 03:02 AM (TvO05)

917 914 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 02:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

Are you looking for long range precision or "ooomph"? If it's precision, look into .338 Lapua/M98. For "oomph", look at the .50 cal rifles.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 03:01 AM (mDanm)

I said I'm not a rifle guy, but I wouldn't mind an Armalite AR-50. Not at all.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 03:03 AM (7xPCu)

918 Night, Anna! better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at February 02, 2013 03:03 AM (TvO05)

919 Susanna Hoffs gives me a more reliable boehner than the house of representatives

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 03:03 AM (XDC0v)

920 What about it?
Posted by: Ray Sist


So which kulaks do you wish to exterminate?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:03 AM (xz0nG)

921 Aaand the best video ever for Susanna Hoffs.

Eyes, A-S-S, everything.

http://bit.ly/WH5s6M

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 03:04 AM (unkLq)

922 Bonus: Randy Quaid before he went all crazy/fugitive.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 03:06 AM (unkLq)

923 Susanna Hoffs gives me a more reliable boehner than the house of representatives

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 03:03 AM (XDC0v)


Damn! Looks like I'll need more botox...

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 02, 2013 03:06 AM (Vk2pI)

924 I for one would get a .22 pistol for personal defense. Concealed. (fuck permits: if you get busted, take it to the supreme court. The state will pay your legal bills if it decides to do the right thing.) If I owned any property, I would also carry a concealed .45 locked and loaded at all times except for cleaning. If I could afford a gun safe (and a gun, and ammo, and brake cleaner, and motorcycle chain lube, for that matter, I'd get all of the above and a bolt-action .30-06. a Benelli semiauto 12 gauge, and a big ol' effin' axe.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:06 AM (v3Wj/)

925 16 Feel the cold embrace of death.

There is no one left to save you....your efforts are in vain.
Posted by: The Dark Voice at February 01, 2013 10:24 PM (aca0s)

===

Screw you.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 02, 2013 03:07 AM (5J54Q)

926 Of course, if you're in the market for a .50 cal, it seems you should have about 3-4 grand to spend. Or more depending on the scope...and figure about two bucks a shot.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 03:07 AM (7xPCu)

927 Night all.

Here is "C30 C60 C90 Go" by Bow Wow Wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiWrC5dymcg

Bonus points if you know what "C30 C60 C90" refers to before listening to the song...

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 02, 2013 03:10 AM (Vk2pI)

928 triangulation of sadness

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 03:11 AM (I88Jc)

929 I for one would get a .22 pistol for personal defense.
Posted by: Ray Sist


No one here believes you, asshole. Announcing your law-breaking attitude is appalling.

I've alerted Ace to this comment, and your IP will be reported, you stupid piece of criminal shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:12 AM (xz0nG)

930 I said I'm not a rifle guy, but I wouldn't mind an Armalite AR-50. Not at all.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 03:03 AM

I am more interested in stopping power than range. I do think lapua is an interesting caliber but the outer limits of my interests are about 500 yards. so I was thinking .50 cal has plenty of ability to reach out that far and stop things there and closer that 7.62 does not.

regarding glass, I was thinking I would dedicate more resources to guns and ammo for now and get more glass later.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 03:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

931 OK, the definitive Susanna Hoffs legs/ass song.

http://bit.ly/XvX1w0

Also eyes. Seriously, if you don't don't lust after this woman after this video then....maybe you don't belong in the 49ers locker room or something.

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 03:16 AM (unkLq)

932 I am in no way related to the Mark you're thinking of, Mr. Cut-loop.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:16 AM (v3Wj/)

933 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 03:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

Don't underestimate 7.62. There's a BMP-2 on display at Camp Shelby, MS that was captured in Desert Storm. It's full of holes from an M240B. Granted, I don't at what range the 240 gunner was hitting it from, but it likely wasn't within 300m.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 03:16 AM (mDanm)

934 Of course, if you're in the market for a .50 cal, it seems you should
have about 3-4 grand to spend. Or more depending on the scope...and
figure about two bucks a shot.>>

I have never spent more than $500 to buy a gun. But I would put my collection up against anyone at fighting off what will come after me.

Yes I dream of a .50 cal Barrett but know it's a niche weapon if things go to shit.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 02, 2013 03:16 AM (qo244)

935 oops,

I am a fan of the armalites as well, especially the AR-10s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 03:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

936 Then again Khloe and Di Caprio poop... is the future of the GOP in gassy tabloid?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:17 AM (xz0nG)

937 Unless you're made of money, don't bother with a 50 BMG or .338 until you've proven to yourself that you can hit a target with a .308 at 600+ yards.

No, it doesn't matter how good you are at 100 yards.

Otherwise it's like buying a supercomputer to play Tetris.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 03:18 AM (X9Mnx)

938 Bonus points if you know what "C30 C60 C90" refers to before listening to the song...

Cassette tape recording time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2013 03:19 AM (xKC/c)

939 Unless you're made of money, don't bother with a 50 BMG or .338 until you've proven to yourself thad
Posted by: Hollowpoint


Crazy thoughts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:19 AM (xz0nG)

940 Are you serious, Weft? I'm a criminal how?

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:20 AM (v3Wj/)

941 Are you serious, Weft? I'm a criminal how?
Posted by: Ray Sist

Are you? When were you last pulled over?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:22 AM (xz0nG)

942 C'mon, amigo, when were you last pulled over?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:23 AM (xz0nG)

943 ah, daring Leftist jackass backs off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:26 AM (xz0nG)

944 937 Very much wisdom in that

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 03:27 AM (XDC0v)

945 Oh, noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! The feds are banging on my door1!!!!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:27 AM (v3Wj/)

946 I've never been called a leftist. That's funny.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:28 AM (v3Wj/)

947 Something else before I go grab another beer. Get a load of this dipshit: http://preview.tinyurl.com/a8exq7a . I picked the link up over at This Ain't Hell, so credit where credit is due for their evisceration of the cretin at the Shitcago Sometimes.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2013 03:30 AM (mDanm)

948 OK I was last pulled over about 5 years ago for an expired tag on my work truck. I'm not giving you anymore info about it.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:32 AM (v3Wj/)

949 How bout you?

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:32 AM (v3Wj/)

950 I am in no way related to the Marks you're thinking of, Mr. Cut-loop. Posted by: Ray Sist

i
might still abuse the leftist thought exposed by ye and ye kind, but
here's a butter nut : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoiwoGc6TJw

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:34 AM (xz0nG)

951 @939 weft- Far be it from me to talk someone out of buying a rifle they want, but in my experience shooters are more satisfying than novelty wall hangers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 03:36 AM (X9Mnx)

952 Don't be angry Racist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:36 AM (xz0nG)

953 Ever serve in the infantry, Weft? I didn't think so.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:36 AM (v3Wj/)

954 Racist, my poor damned fool: Run for a long time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:38 AM (xz0nG)

955 What a bunch of crap.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 02, 2013 03:39 AM (jwumz)

956 Ray, oh are you claiming service?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:40 AM (xz0nG)

957 I am more interested in stopping power than range. I do think lapua is an interesting caliber but the outer limits of my interests are about 500 yards. so I was thinking .50 cal has plenty of ability to reach out that far and stop things there and closer that 7.62 does not.

regarding glass, I was thinking I would dedicate more resources to guns and ammo for now and get more glass later.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 03:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

I guess it boils down to what you want to stop. A 50 cal will stop pretty much anything with wheels. Or legs.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 03:40 AM (7xPCu)

958 Racist, what's your MOS?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:41 AM (xz0nG)

959 Ms. Bila looks good tonight on Redeye.

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 03:41 AM (I88Jc)

960 Wynn Stewart: The Happy Part of Town
http://youtu.be/Apsy5P22Cow

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:43 AM (xz0nG)

961 I wasn't angry. I'm getting a kick out of this. Good song BTW. You were just calling me a criminal and a leftist and now a racist (I'm used to that, of course). I thought you were angry. And I need to refresh more often, apparently.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:44 AM (v3Wj/)

962 11B1P

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:45 AM (v3Wj/)

963 I guess it boils down to what you want to stop. A 50 cal will stop pretty much anything with wheels. Or legs.
Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 03:40 AM

well, you never know what you might want to stop and I would rather "huh, guess the .50 was more than I needed" than "crap, everyone run"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 03:45 AM (Z9EHQ)

964 Ever see the movie, "Out of the Past"? These days, if you're an ordinary American, its like you're the character Robert Mitchum played in that movie.

Posted by: jbarntt at February 02, 2013 03:47 AM (UNFot)

965 962
11B1P

Posted by: Ray Sist

Good thing you've found the home of Vietnam Google Parachutists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:49 AM (xz0nG)

966 Bring 'em on! And get your fuckin' head out of your fourth point o' contact!

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:51 AM (v3Wj/)

967 >>Ms. Bila looks good tonight on Redeye.

When does she NOT look good?

Posted by: pilot141 at February 02, 2013 03:52 AM (unkLq)

968 Just messing with you, of course.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:52 AM (v3Wj/)

969 yankeefifth- Are you planning on a safari? Time travelling to the Jurassic era?

I've seen what a .308 and a 7mm does to a deer. Stopping power isn't an issue except at long range, moose sized game and larger, or armored vehicles.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 03:55 AM (X9Mnx)

970 Honest, this has been a fun conversation, but I'm going to bed. So tell everybody what a scumbag I am. Be sure to give them all the evidence. Good night Wefty.

Posted by: Ray Sist at February 02, 2013 03:57 AM (v3Wj/)

971 oh, messing with 'of course'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 03:57 AM (xz0nG)

972 Holy shit! That's well done, Maet.

Posted by: K-Bob at February 02, 2013 04:04 AM (5ky60)

973 Redeye has a booking problem. I've seen Ms. Bila on there far too often of late.

Posted by: derit at February 02, 2013 04:04 AM (I88Jc)

974 I like that 11B1P thing.

Hilarious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2013 04:04 AM (xz0nG)

975 I've seen what a .308 and a 7mm does to a deer. Stopping power isn't an issue except at long range, moose sized game and larger, or armored vehicles.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 03:55

well, I will be in a relatively rural area, not only compared to nyc, and you never know. As stopping power goes I was primarily thinking of vehicles - ya nevah know. also, heck I may not always be able to get one. I assume I could always sell it if I decided I did not need it and it would be nice if I had one grandfathered in if the communists ever get any traction.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 04:12 AM (Z9EHQ)

976 besides, a barrett m82 hanging over the mantle would look nice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 04:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

977 well, I will be in a relatively rural area, not only compared to nyc, and you never know. As stopping power goes I was primarily thinking of vehicles - ya nevah know. also, heck I may not always be able to get one. I assume I could always sell it if I decided I did not need it and it would be nice if I had one grandfathered in if the communists ever get any traction.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 04:12 AM (Z9EHQ

Keep in mind that .50 cal rifles aren't exactly easy to tote around, either. upwards of 40 pounds.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 04:17 AM (7xPCu)

978 But hey, if you use one for deer hunting, a .50 will field dress and fillet it for you...just scrape what's left off the trees!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 02, 2013 04:23 AM (7xPCu)

979 Don't get me wrong, if I win the lottery a .50 BMG will be high on the list, along with a bunch of other stupid expensive shit I don't need.

From a practical perspective the expense, recoil, size and weight drawbacks are only worth it in very limited, specific circumstances.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 04:33 AM (X9Mnx)

980 From a practical perspective the expense, recoil, size and weight drawbacks are only worth it in very limited, specific circumstances.

Posted by: H

agreed, my thought was more of a point defense situation - defending the homestead in a really bad situation. now, if howitzers were legal I might have to reconsider.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 04:47 AM (Z9EHQ)

981 http://tinyurl.com/bcsfq78

Well worth your time.

Posted by: USA at February 02, 2013 04:50 AM (RIg+t)

982 I am so fucking happy with the way shit is going I'm going to go and paint some really fucking happy clouds. Yeah. Fucking HAPPY Goddamn CLOUDS!

Joking (or not), aside, I sympathize. It's as if I forgot to take my BC, the condom broke, the spermicide is past its expiration date and John Holmes is coming in for the money shot. That's the way I feel about America. The three headed baby is on its way!

Our politicians only care about the next election, the talking heads only fucking care about their ratings and the ability to sell books (with few exceptions) and we have TWO fucking years until the next goddamn election and the fucking pussies with an (R) after their name decide it's time to suck cock- any cock.

I'd try to say this gently, but that's about as gentle as I can get. I hardly read news, Facebook or anything any more because it just pisses me off.

But I love me some good morons.

Posted by: Linlithgow at February 02, 2013 04:51 AM (Gim9y)

983 Know what sentence has never been spoken? "I was worried there for a second, but then I realized it would be OK. The guy I was robbing only had a .308"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 05:04 AM (X9Mnx)

984 Know what sentence has never been spoken? "I was worried there for a second, but then I realized it would be OK. The guy I was robbing only had a .308"
Posted by: H



I am not thinking it is a necessary or anything more than a "nice to have" but it is a capability that not everyone has. I would like something of an advantage to fall back upon. there are a lot of guys that have had more time with a 7.62 than I have so getting into "duel" with someone that has the same tool is a disadvantage. having something with greater range and power evens thing up for me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 05:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

985 Yankee- if you have the money to burn, go for it. But if you have that much disposable income, get a 12 gauge, carry gun, home defense pistol, and semi-auto centerfire rifle (if you don't already) and get shooting experience with them before worrying about a .50 BMG or .338.

Hitting a target with a .22 is more effective than missing with a .50 BMG.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 02, 2013 05:25 AM (X9Mnx)

986 Hollowpoint

hey, I appreciate that advice and the discussion. I am not looking to be argumentative but I have been looking for a couple of people to bounce ideas off of, perhaps even a foil. I do not think it is the first thing anyone needs and I am in agreement with your list of recommendations. my inclination is that a .50 is a lot of money to spend on a niche weapon, however, it is not entirely wasteful a it does provide capabilities I do not have and most people do not have.

so, in a list where everything on your list was already secured, in some quantity, do you think the capabilities of a .50 cal are useful in situation where you were concerned about a zone approximately 500m on a side?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 05:39 AM (Z9EHQ)

987 985 Is sage advice AGAIN

Posted by: DAve at February 02, 2013 05:58 AM (XDC0v)

988
Hitting a target with a .22 is more effective than missing with a .50 BMG

True, but not near as much fun. In my world Barret = woody...AND a .22 doesn't reach out to 1-2k with any accuracy or umph if it gets there.

Posted by: Talibill at February 02, 2013 06:03 AM (qk/nQ)

989 Maet's getting pretty good at this doom shit.....glad I didn't read this last night.

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2013 06:36 AM (Sg0G/)

990 Now wait a minute, what's with all this hopelessness talk? I happen to have just heard from top men -- Top. Men. -- that even though unemployment is up and the economy is contracting, this is the best looking recovery you'll ever see.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 02, 2013 07:00 AM (bS6uW)

991 Now wait a minute, what's with all this hopelessness talk? I happen to have just heard from top men -- Top. Men. -- that even though unemployment is up and the economy is contracting, this is the best looking recovery you'll ever see.

indeed, a fellow I know was grousing about how much everything sucks over drinks and strippers and a couple of guys in cheap suits with bowl cuts showed up out of nowhere, said "hello we're from the government and we're here to help." I looked away for only one second and when I looked back they and my friend were gone.

hm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 02, 2013 07:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

992 Hell no! It ain't over till we say it's over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: C Moss at February 02, 2013 07:49 AM (U3Vsf)

993 If I went back in time about 50 years, I think I'd want to fuck the hell out of Peggy Lee.

Posted by: DRayRaven at February 02, 2013 07:50 AM (C51VE)

994 Very cheerful post!

Posted by: echo at February 02, 2013 08:01 AM (4Ob4F)

995 Don'cha think you left a few things out?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 02, 2013 08:18 AM (g5wi5)

996 Blows the whistle: "Everybody out of the pity party wallowing trough." Our ancestors kept fighting at Valley Forge, Normandy Beach and the Battle of the Bulge. Things did not look so hot during those dire moments either. No one promised them victory, they faced terrible odds; but they kept fighting. Can we, their descendants, do anything less?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 02, 2013 08:51 AM (g5wi5)

997 Everything is plundered, betrayed, sold,
Death's great black wing scrapes the air,
Misery gnaws to the bone.
Why then do we not despair?

By day, from the surrounding woods,
cherries blow summer into town;
at night the deep transparent skies
glitter with new galaxies.

And the miraculous comes so close
to the ruined, dirty houses --
something not known to anyone at all,
but wild in our breast for centuries.


~ Anna Akhmatova ~

Posted by: Jamest at February 02, 2013 09:20 AM (S4yKg)

998 2

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 02, 2013 10:48 AM (Iyg03)

999 1

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 02, 2013 10:48 AM (Iyg03)

1000 snag

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 02, 2013 10:48 AM (Iyg03)

1001 Who da man now? That's right.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 02, 2013 10:49 AM (Iyg03)

1002 TexasJew is right--that Hebrew (or was it meant to be Yiddish?) is nonsense.

So now I'm tortured; what did you mean to say?

Posted by: Yehudbruach at February 02, 2013 10:29 PM (VF4/0)






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