Early Evening Open Thread

I'm knocking off early.

I might post a little more on The Conversation because Iowahawk and I have a back-and-forth going (sort of just ripping off our old jokes about Harry "The Searchlight Strangler" Reid), but I think I'm beat.

Enjoy some Spacehog.

Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM

Comments

1 Come back after a few tumblers of Val-U-Rite, Ace.. blogging drunk is always nice to experience the day after!

Or.. not.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:51 PM (UTq/I)

2 That's as bad as the nightstalker

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 06:51 PM (53z96)

3
Before next week you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man. You better get your priorities straight.

And watch out for that other crowd you're running with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

Posted by: Coach Conrad at February 01, 2013 06:51 PM (0WLla)

4 Hoo ha! I was first!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (UTq/I)

5 Ace just needs his 'special medicine'.

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (9ScGj)

6 if you are not on the thread in the first five minutes, you get to be comment #235.Posted by: toby928Š presents at February 01, 2013 06:41 PM (QupBk)

*******
Whew, in before #235.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (/hphm)

7 Coach - these kids these days.. you gotta watch 'em like a hawk!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (UTq/I)

8 Damn, I hated that song. Unlike some songs I used to detest but came to like later, I still hate that song.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (jVAw4)

9 Does your user-name at "The Conversation" have to be one word?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (w+Dvf)

10 A few glasses of Val-U-Rite and a little nap curled up in a dead hobo pelt, and Ace will be good as new.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:54 PM (pcgW1)

11 It's from staying up all night playing those damn 'puter games!

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 06:54 PM (9ScGj)

12 thirteenth?

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 06:54 PM (GVxQo)

13 Hey where all the white horses at?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at February 01, 2013 06:54 PM (QKKT0)

14 almost

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:55 PM (UTq/I)

15 Which of you Morons wants a History lesson on world events in the middle east? I just watched that new Ben Affleck movie and I know ALL!

also...BLAME TEH JOOOOOS! The TALIBAN ARE OUR FRIENDS!

Posted by: Andrew, Spawn of Jordan, son of message board Satan at February 01, 2013 06:55 PM (+OTLF)

16 4 Hoo ha! I was first!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (UTq/I)

*******

Can we get a judges ruling? Illegal use of the #4 post to brag about being #1 post. Any AOSHQ moderators available on this one?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 06:55 PM (/hphm)

17 Leaving early? Well, fuck you and the horse...

nevermind

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (Lxw+T)

18 Ah. In before I don't know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (jNxiU)

19 I contend that without a proper quorum, my ruling stands. ha!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (UTq/I)

20 ok break over...back to making designer jeans in this chinese sweat shop i call home.

and sock off

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (+OTLF)

21 Can we get a judges ruling? Illegal use of the #4 post to brag about being #1 post. Any AOSHQ moderators available on this one?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

It should result in a barrel roll no matter the actual numbered result.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (xz0nG)

22 Any bets on ace making another post here before ten o'clock tonight?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (UuRQ6)

23 Lesson learned from the last thread-

Mirror translates to Spiegel in German.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (r2PLg)

24 First!

Posted by: The National Procrastinators' Aid and Recovery Society at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (QKKT0)

25 Ah. In before I don't know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soona
.....
So, normal, huh?

*ducks behind sofa dodging miller lite beer cans*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (UTq/I)

26 Ace has some funny posts over there.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (q177U)

27 Watching Ace and Iowahawk in this comedy duel is one of those "why didn't the Internet make this happen a long time ago" things. It's the dueling banjos of our age.

Plus, I'm cracking up to the point of losing control. Especially once it got to the "secret sex-cave in a lime quarry" line.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2013 06:58 PM (2IW5Q)

28 Can we get a judges ruling? Illegal use of the #4 post to brag about being #1 post. Any AOSHQ moderators available on this one?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 06:55 PM (/hphm)

I say invalidated #1 and a turn in the barrel.... just cause I'm an asshole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

29 "23 Lesson learned from the last thread-

Mirror translates to Spiegel in German.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (r2PLg) "

Yeah. That's a real magazine too.

(Not one of those for women.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (tbBtG)

30 I could have been first a few times, but whenever I hit 'comments' and there are none I just assume the blog is broke again.

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (9ScGj)

31 Ace has some funny posts over there.
Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (q177U)

--------------------------------------------------

I am not giving up my first true love for some cheap painted slut next door.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 07:00 PM (jNxiU)

32 29 "23 Lesson learned from the last thread-

Mirror translates to Spiegel in German.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (r2PLg) "

Yeah. That's a real magazine too.

(Not one of those for women.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (tbBtG)

_____________________

Well actually there use to be a big fat catalog that went by that name too--I think.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:00 PM (r2PLg)

33 Spacehog - is that Mooochels nickname on Air Farce One?

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 01, 2013 07:00 PM (lGu1O)

34 I call dibs on first on the next thread.

Ha! Suck it, Morons.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 07:01 PM (pcgW1)

35 I'm wondering how long Breitbart is going to let the ewok go over there--the edgy Ace humor might not mesh with the whole 'credibility' thing.

Posted by: zsasz at February 01, 2013 07:01 PM (MMC8r)

36 "32 29 "23 Lesson learned from the last thread-

Mirror translates to Spiegel in German.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (r2PLg) "

Yeah. That's a real magazine too.

(Not one of those for women.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (tbBtG)

_____________________

Well actually there use to be a big fat catalog that went by that name too--I think.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:00 PM (r2PLg) "

Ueberspiegel?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:01 PM (tbBtG)

37
Open thread? I got your open thread right here:

In a new chat session with HuffPost Live, Khloe Kardashian may have shared TMI! As a spokesperson for U by Kotex, Khloe was answering personal questions for girls about their bodies, their periods and apparently, their vaginas.

Amber Madison, Generation Know Project Leader, asked Khloe a few questions via video chat. She asked about the smell of vaginas, which puzzles both girls and guys. What is the normal smell? Why do guys get freaked out about the smell?

Is your vagina supposed to smell? Because mine smells like roses, Khloe responded.

Khloe also talked about the power of a womans vagina. I think vaginas could get you a lot of places in life. When asked how far she thinks her vagina has gotten her she replied, I mean, vaginas rule the world at the end of the day. The pu*s can control any man. Its the mans downfall.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2013 07:01 PM (kdS6q)

38 Knocking off early, Mr. O'Spades? More like going off to embrace your debauched lifestyle of cheap vodka and computerized pornography! YOU BELONG IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL! Normal people do not dress in an Ewok costume and have sexual relationships with celebrities' garbage cans! Correctly thinking people can only hope you stay home in onanism and leave Megyn Kelly's trash alone! Even that vile right-wing paid whore shill deserves better!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (h9WhI)

39 30 I could have been first a few times, but whenever I hit 'comments' and there are none I just assume the blog is broke again.
Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (9ScGj)

*******

Seeing that blank comments box is just so tempting. Makes you want to just 'lunge'.

Kind of like Larry King on a date with a virginal 30-year-old Katie Couric.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (/hphm)

40
Chi-town Jerry has a Hoohah?

Interesting, but maybe TMI.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (Md8Uo)

41 >>>Damn, I hated that song. Unlike some songs I used to detest but came to like later, I still hate that song.

I like it. Plus, "Spacehog."

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (LCRYB)

42 "33 Spacehog - is that Mooochels nickname on Air Farce One?

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 01, 2013 07:00 PM (lGu1O) "

That's ignorant.

It's actually Spacehag.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (tbBtG)

43 26 Ace has some funny posts over there.

Yes!

Hey, Ace...you make us so proud.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (BZMZX)

44 182d!

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (kT4zE)

45 I enjoy listening to Mark Levin the most
because he is as pissed off as we are and
makes it known when he starts yelling.

I see The Conversation site and I like it better
Here. Ace had a great one up yesterday about
Geraldo Rivera & his mustashe.it was funny
but only up for a few minutes.

Posted by: CarolT at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (s0f54)

46 Ueberspiegel?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:01 PM (tbBtG)

_______________

Hosen Spiegel.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:04 PM (r2PLg)

47 'Any band with "hog" in the name is one of my favorites"

---Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2013 07:04 PM (w+Dvf)

48
I am not giving up my first true love for some cheap painted slut next door.Posted by: Soona

*Coos*

*Flashes FUPA*

Are you sure baby?

Posted by: Cheap painted slut next door at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (0WLla)

49 I think vaginas could get you a lot of places in life.

*****

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a mere 7 inches.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (/hphm)

50 Wow only 138 off.... need to run budgets for SCOAMF....

So I decided to grab a steak here in Texas....hats off to the Horde Lone Star Corps....still as fine a state as I remember.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (kT4zE)

51 ewwwww is this guy a new jersey senator too?

http://tinyurl.com/b6drzt3

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (GVxQo)

52 "39 30 I could have been first a few times, but whenever I hit 'comments' and there are none I just assume the blog is broke again.
Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (9ScGj)

*******

Seeing that blank comments box is just so tempting. Makes you want to just 'lunge'.

Kind of like Larry King on a date with a virginal 30-year-old Katie Couric.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (/hphm) "

Virginal?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (tbBtG)

53 At some point, the Horde should invade the Conversation in mass......

Hahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (GEICT)

54 Hi Sven,
Carol
I am at work & taking quick break. Have a good
Time with the horde !

Posted by: CarolT at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (s0f54)

55 Pussy doesn't control men.

Men are just lazy and don't care about most shit as much as women do.

Therefore pussy outweighs the bullshit.

Push your luck sometime on something that a guy really, really, really is into. I'd bet you'll have a shock coming.

That's why cutting men off is the dumbest move most women make. Sure it can be useful but if you overdo it, next thing you know you're finding strange panties in the SUV and perfume on his shorts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (3E2th)

56 Well thanks to the damn threads today--

America's On A Horse With No Name got stuck in my head.

And it sucks--uber alles.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (r2PLg)

57 Ace-OT but....wait a flipping second, this is the perfect thread.

Anyway, King Obama has issued a waiver to a George W. Bush law allowing the US to arm countries that use child soldiers. From the link in my nick:

I hereby determine that it is in
the national interest of the United States to waive the application of
the prohibition in section 404(a) of the CSPA [Child Soldiers Prevention
Act of 2008] with respect to Libya, South Sudan, and Yemen and the
issuance of licenses for direct commercial sales of U.S. origin defense
articles; and I hereby waive such provisions accordingly.
Section 404(a) deals with exporting arms to countries that allow child-soldiers.
I trust that morons will spread the word.

Posted by: eureka! at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (HPRku)

58 Feel Good story of the day: Thugs for Cuomo go to the public to explain gun-grabbing 'law', are met with promises of open rebellion, by jury or militia.

http://tinyurl.com/bgfrw6w

The best part is the guy who talks about spending his youth keeping this country safe from commies just to find them in Sacremento, Albany, and Washington.

Posted by: Methos at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (hO9ad)

59 Is your vagina supposed to smell? Because mine smells like roses, Khloe responded.

Of course, it took bags of horse manure and frequent weeding to get it there, but nothing is free.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (Lxw+T)

60 45 Carol T,

I like Levin, probably enjoy Stein and Walter Williams more than Limbaugh by a nose and Limbaugh a ton more than Hannity....

I read the Convo but this is home.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 07:07 PM (kT4zE)

61 "46 Ueberspiegel?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:01 PM (tbBtG)

_______________

Hosen Spiegel.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:04 PM (r2PLg) "

Did someone say Lederhosen?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:07 PM (tbBtG)

62 I've been first before, and let me tell you, it's no great shakes. Now first with Katie's leather skirt...
Or was that "fist"???

Posted by: jess1 at February 01, 2013 07:07 PM (lbiWb)

63 Virginal?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (tbBtG)

*****

Yeah, that was a bit of a stretch. I was just trying to make it analogous to a virgin thread. I retract.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:08 PM (/hphm)

64 virginal 30-year-old Katie Couric.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (/hphm)

If Katie was a virgin or even virginal at 30, I'll kiss your ass in Times Square and give you a half hour to draw a crowd.

I'm guessing 15. With a cousin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 07:08 PM (3E2th)

65 Sure "he leaves office without huge accomplishments" like groundbreaking peace talks or the like, but she does have "enormous goodwill around the world," Gearan gushed. "Some of her greatest accomplishments really were just showing up," the Post staffer insisted.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hillary showed up and gets a trophy. Bestest evah!

Posted by: Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 at February 01, 2013 07:08 PM (Ph479)

66 Steyn even God typing on this phone sucks..

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 07:09 PM (kT4zE)

67 "When I said I was really inspired to be a seamstress by the movie 'Silence of the Lambs', I meant that I have the utmost respect for those guys in the army that have those shooty things."

-Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 07:09 PM (pcgW1)

68 *Coos**Flashes FUPA*Are you sure baby?
Posted by: Cheap painted slut next door at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (0WLla)

--------------------------------------------------

Hmmmm. Nice tits.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 07:09 PM (jNxiU)

69 45...I see The Conversation site and I like it better Here. Ace had a great one up yesterday about Geraldo Rivera his mustashe.it was funny but only up for a few minutes.

Yeah...it's off to a good start.
But there needs to be more...'Conversation...between the bloggers, I think.
That's what makes it more interesting.

And I have yet to make a comment over there, because I hate Disqus.
It's owned by two Chinese guys in California, and it makes a 'profile' of you, where your entirecomment-history isaccessable by anyone.
Creeps me out.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:09 PM (BZMZX)

70
Virginal 30-year-old Katie Couric.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

*cough* town bike *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2013 07:09 PM (kdS6q)

71 Sure "she leaves office without huge accomplishments" like groundbreaking peace talks or the like, but she does have "enormous goodwill around the world," Gearan gushed. "Some of her greatest accomplishments really were just showing up," the Post staffer insisted.WTF happened?

Posted by: Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 at February 01, 2013 07:10 PM (Ph479)

72 Anyone else have a weird feeling about this whole stolen kid/underground bunker caper?

It's getting a little tough to sort reality from manufactured conspiracy in SCOAMFUSA lately.

Does the MFM have a lot of money down on aluminum futures or foil headgear or something?

Posted by: ontherocks at February 01, 2013 07:10 PM (aZ6ew)

73 Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Mika Brzghrhkghinsky at February 01, 2013 07:10 PM (eHIJJ)

74 Katie has jumped the shark. Oh, she has been jumping for a looong time. Me, I remain discreet and married to a lefty asshole.

Posted by: Jane Pauley at February 01, 2013 07:10 PM (ypzqs)

75

Spiegel translates to catalog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2013 07:11 PM (/mGJa)

76 Can't really argue with KK, I've done some pretty stupid shit in pursuit of that magical bit of female anatomy. If ever judged, I want an all male jury.

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 07:13 PM (9ScGj)

77 It's not stupid if it's pussy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 07:13 PM (3E2th)

78 Hey Jane! I remember when you were doing nightly news here in Chicago!

whatever happened to ya?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 07:14 PM (UTq/I)

79 "74 Katie has jumped the shark. Oh, she has been jumping for a looong time. Me, I remain discreet and married to a lefty asshole.

Posted by: Jane Pauley at February 01, 2013 07:10 PM (ypzqs) "

Is "the Shark" what she calls Larry?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:14 PM (tbBtG)

80 I think vaginas could get you a lot of places in life.

*****

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a mere 7 inches.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (/hphm)

i see you guys still have problems reading a tapes measurement correctly

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:14 PM (nqBYe)

81 "75

Spiegel translates to catalog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2013 07:11 PM (/mGJa) "

Was?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (tbBtG)

82 75

Spiegel translates to catalog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 01, 2013 07:11 PM (/mGJa)

_________________

Toby's translator google was translating some part of MUMR's handle as "Spiegel".

Weird.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg)

83 Maybe--it was universe?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg)

84 57...Posted by: eureka! at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (HPRku)

King Clusterfuck is now arming child-soldiers?

It's for the children!

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:16 PM (BZMZX)

85 13 Hey where all the white horses at?

I was wondering the same thing.
http://youtu.be/nFF8bubMc40
Look at the tail on that filly!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 07:16 PM (Qxdfp)

86 "83 Maybe--it was universe?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg) "

Nope. Mirror.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:16 PM (tbBtG)

87 Sven, Hannity is almost girlish with his enthusiasm,
and I cannot stand half his guests , Juan Williams
and other libs. I don't want to see or hear them.

Gerry Rivers supposedly slept with thousands
of women, like Bette Midler. What a great catch?

Posted by: CarolT at February 01, 2013 07:17 PM (s0f54)

88 It's not stupid if it's pussy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
............
It's always stupid if it's pussy. We just don't care.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 07:17 PM (UTq/I)

89 Katie has jumped the shark.
-----
Is "the Shark" what she calls Larry?

I was thinking "sea cucumber."

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:17 PM (Lxw+T)

90 "84 57...Posted by: eureka! at February 01, 2013 07:06 PM (HPRku)

King Clusterfuck is now arming child-soldiers?

It's for the children!

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:16 PM (BZMZX) "

The Children Fund. Children aborting children.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:17 PM (tbBtG)

91 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwwCWkmYoc

wild horses -stones

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:18 PM (nqBYe)

92 King Clusterfuck is now arming child-soldiers?

Joseph Kony must have contributed to his campaign.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:18 PM (Lxw+T)

93 may he rest in peace

Koch already had tombstone inscribed with words of slain reporter Daniel Pearl: 'My father is Jewish. My Mother is Jewish. I am Jewish'

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 07:19 PM (GVxQo)

94 "89 Katie has jumped the shark.
-----
Is "the Shark" what she calls Larry?

I was thinking "sea cucumber."

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:17 PM (Lxw+T) "

Eww.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:19 PM (tbBtG)

95 When asked how far she thinks her vagina has gotten her she replied, I mean, vaginas rule the world at the end of the day."

Thus spake Lily Ledbetter.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:20 PM (Lxw+T)

96 "91 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwwCWkmYoc

wild horses -stones

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:18 PM (nqBYe) "

'I like my women the way I like my horses. Wild. And consenting.' :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:20 PM (tbBtG)

97 86 "83 Maybe--it was universe?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg) "

Nope. Mirror.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:16 PM (tbBtG)

___________________

Da--it did this.

***
86 "83 Maybe--it was universe?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg) "

8 Ich habe gehört, jedoch verwendet, Larry King, einen Penis zu haben. Was ist da los?
Posted by: Spiegel-Universum Mitt Romney am 1. Februar 2013 18.17 Uhr (tbBtG)

_________________

It's probably a question for CAC.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:20 PM (r2PLg)

98 57: He waived some rule about not sending those countries money back in term one. Now he has more flexibility and can just send them guns. Wonderful.

Posted by: PaleRide at February 01, 2013 07:22 PM (dkExz)

99 Barney has kicked the bucket.

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 07:22 PM (9ScGj)

100 91 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwwCWkmYoc

wild horses -stones
Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:18 PM (nqBYe)
________

Ga! Thanks for the link.

I'm off.

I was actually listening to the song that I hate.

Maybe that'll get it out of my head.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:22 PM (r2PLg)

101
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (tbBtG)

Shouldn't that be Spiegel-Universe Mitt Romney?

Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 07:22 PM (tQHzJ)

102
Arming children....it's so very 'Hunger Games' of them.

Maybe Jay Carney will come out dressed up as Effie, with purple clown-hair...and tell us how it squares with their push forgun-control.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:22 PM (BZMZX)

103 "97 86 "83 Maybe--it was universe?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg) "

Nope. Mirror.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:16 PM (tbBtG)

___________________

Da--it did this.

***
86 "83 Maybe--it was universe?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:15 PM (r2PLg) "

8 Ich habe gehört, jedoch verwendet, Larry King, einen Penis zu haben. Was ist da los?
Posted by: Spiegel-Universum Mitt Romney am 1. Februar 2013 18.17 Uhr (tbBtG)

_________________

It's probably a question for CAC.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 07:20 PM (r2PLg) "

Yep. CAC would probably know what's up with that. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:23 PM (tbBtG)

104 I would really like it if we could get a mole into some press conference that would ask "what was the magazine capacity on the semi-auto rifles that Obama's BAFT agency sent into Mexico during Fast and Furious?"

Posted by: PaleRide at February 01, 2013 07:24 PM (dkExz)

105 "101
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (tbBtG)

Shouldn't that be Spiegel-Universe Mitt Romney?

Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 07:22 PM (tQHzJ) "

Universum.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:24 PM (tbBtG)

106 Women really could take over the world....if they could stand each other. Ever try living in a house with two grown women for any extended time?

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 07:24 PM (9ScGj)

107 Spiegel catalog Mitt Romney. Once I ordered one and all I got was a bill from Stuart Stevens and four more years of the Dowager Empress.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:25 PM (Lxw+T)

108 had something rather fun happen today.

i'm pout in the yard turning soil mixing in mulch and here comes my daughter's 'indoor declawed kitty' walking on my fence.

daughter moved appx a 1 mile away into an huge apt complex 4 weeks ago. cat disappeared 3 days ago shows up here this afternoon.
she has never been outside but car trips.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:25 PM (nqBYe)

109 "107 Spiegel catalog Mitt Romney. Once I ordered one and all I got was a bill from Stuart Stevens and four more years of the Dowager Empress.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:25 PM (Lxw+T) "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 07:26 PM (tbBtG)

110 aw ette! that's fantastic!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 07:26 PM (GVxQo)

111 Obama now arming under aged children in the Dominican Republic, and in Nevada.

Branch wars....Exec vs. Legis....

Up next on cee-spn

Posted by: seamrog at February 01, 2013 07:28 PM (OwqJD)

112 @108
Wife's friend had a dog who did the exact same thing, but showed up at work, even though it only knew the area from car rides.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 07:28 PM (Lxw+T)

113 Aw crap, the little description blurb for tonight's Undercover Boss had a spoiler in it! I gotta beware of those.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 07:29 PM (jVAw4)

114 Speaking of horses. New Bud ad.....shit, got dust in my eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?
feature=player_embedded&v=o2prAccclXs

(remove space)

Posted by: Icedog at February 01, 2013 07:30 PM (9ScGj)

115 108...daughter moved appx a 1 mile away into an huge apt complex 4 weeks ago. cat disappeared 3 days ago shows up here this afternoon.

Kitty came...home.
She prolly doesn't like appartment life, not after living in a house with a yard.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:31 PM (BZMZX)

116 Unemployment Watch: Day 35

Bangers n' mash for breakfast
motorcycle ride
hanging out on the internet with you lot

Posted by: Jones in CO at February 01, 2013 07:31 PM (8sCoq)

117 phoenix, it was amazing.

Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:33 PM (nqBYe)

118 Women really could take over the world....if they could stand each
other. Ever try living in a house with two grown women for any extended
time?

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jack Tripper at February 01, 2013 07:34 PM (hpDVh)

119 Damn. I give up. Even DynoCroc has gotta be better than Shep.

Posted by: Invictus at February 01, 2013 07:36 PM (OQpzc)

120 All the talk about Speigel, just hopped to the site and Biden is to give speech there. But Der Speigel is talking about "world power vacum" "Obama leading from behind" "foreign policies have yielded hardly any real results" " even the Brookings...believes that
Obama has yet to chalk up many foreign policy successes." Now they're wondering who is going to take the place of the U.S. since Obamie doesn't want to do it any more.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 01, 2013 07:39 PM (lGu1O)

121
Barky issued that Waiver to negate the 'Child Soldiers Prevention Act'...back in October 2012.

That was a month before the election.
No wonder we didn't hear anything about it!

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:40 PM (BZMZX)

122 Let's list words for the Kardashian sisters.

I'll start.

Tarts. strumpets. Door-knobs (everbody gets a turn )

Posted by: seamrog at February 01, 2013 07:41 PM (OwqJD)

123 120...Obama has yet to chalk up many foreign policy successes." Now they're wondering who is going to take the place of the U.S. since Obamie doesn't want to do it any more.

China and Russia are both...poised...to assume that position.

Barky is the One they've been waiting for.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 07:46 PM (BZMZX)

124 Yeah, I had a dog that was taken about 100 miles away from home when my daughter moved out. Three weeks later he phoned me from Vegas and asked him to come pick him up.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:47 PM (/hphm)

125 #122

Vapid capitalist whores from a false minority, which makes them racists. They became famous on O.J. Simpson's blood money paid to their dead father for helping him get away with murder, so obviously they do not support fellow women in situations of domestic violence. That curse will not wash away.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 01, 2013 07:48 PM (h9WhI)

126 'nother one up

Posted by: seamrog at February 01, 2013 07:48 PM (OwqJD)

127 Barney the First Dog has died. RIP you little mutt.

He committed suicide using an automatic assault weapon with a high capacity clip magazine, I heard.

Living with the Obama's was too much for the poor beast.

Update:
Apparently, Barney the First Dog was a personal friend of Vince Foster

Posted by: Judge Dred at February 01, 2013 07:49 PM (e8kgV)

128
Former Navy Seal to run for Kerry's seat.

http://bit.ly/XuLGwb

Don't get excited. He donated to the Kenyan Klepto's campaign.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 07:49 PM (tQHzJ)

129 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a mere 7 inches. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:05 PM (/hphm) i see you guys still have problems reading a tapes measurement correctly
Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 07:14 PM (nqBYe)

*******

Oops, my bad. I was using a metric ruler. That should be 7 centimeters.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 07:49 PM (/hphm)

130 Damn! Early open. I apologize if this has been mentioned previously, but:

Today would have been Andrew Breitbarts 44th Birthday.

Thank you AB, for all you did! You were a hero.
You will not be forgotten...

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 01, 2013 07:50 PM (mkb9H)

131
#108

I can haz toona?

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 07:51 PM (pcgW1)

132 Received an email from Rep. Kenny Marchant.

Amnesty not a suitable solution....

http://t.co/cd81IGAJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 07:52 PM (piMMO)

133 uh judge

hate to break it to you barney was W's dog.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 07:57 PM (GVxQo)

134 Larry completes me.

Posted by: Katie Cooric at February 01, 2013 07:58 PM (vbh31)

135
Feel Good story of the day: Thugs for Cuomo go to the public to explain gun-grabbing 'law', are met with promises of open rebellion, by jury or militia.

http://tinyurl.com/bgfrw6w

The best part is the guy who talks about spending his youth keeping this country safe from commies just to find them in Sacremento, Albany, and Washington.

I reaaaallllly liked that. Thank ye.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 07:58 PM (tQHzJ)

136 Thugs for Cuomo go to the public to explain gun-grabbing 'law'.

The part that really pisses me off is the idiot in front telling the audience that they are there to explain the law but they do not know what the penalty is for violating the law. What a crock of shit

Posted by: cicero skip at February 01, 2013 08:04 PM (85Z8S)

137 123...China and Russia are both...poised...to assume that position.

Barky is the One they've been waiting for.
........

Guess Russia and China will both be screwed over our liquid nature gas. If Barky does everything in his power to block or impede fracking, he'll be exposed for whose side he is on. It ain't ours.

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 01, 2013 08:04 PM (lGu1O)

138 My father told me that hard work and a good education can get you most places that you want to go.
He then said that a big set of titties will take a woman ANYWHERE she wants to go.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 08:05 PM (zbk1v)

139 Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 07:58 PM (tQHzJ)

***

A thing of beauty.

LOVED it.

It has begun!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 08:06 PM (piMMO)

140 The best part is the guy who talks about spending his youth keeping this country safe from commies .

Oh and thank you to all you vets that did your best to fight those commies, only to be screwed by guys like cronkite and lurch

Posted by: cicero skip at February 01, 2013 08:06 PM (85Z8S)

141 Alright. This one is a bit better. But these guys are clearly wearing Crisco Wristwatches.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at February 01, 2013 08:45 PM (3Aixx)

142 Wo ist unser Gold, Miststücke!?

Posted by: Germany at February 01, 2013 08:48 PM (QXIlp)

143
Wir werden 1 Millionen Türken zu euren Land schicken, wenn wir unser Gold nicht zurückbekommen!

Posted by: Germany at February 01, 2013 08:49 PM (QXIlp)

144 Regardless......That's a great fuckin song.

Posted by: Š Sponge at February 02, 2013 12:00 AM (p1uUQ)

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