Okay Some More Comedy Jokes

Over at The Conversation.

Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM



Comments

1 ahahaha

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 06:12 PM (+OTLF)

2
Well said, and I agree in principle, but without some air time the MSM will bury the story.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 01, 2013 06:13 PM (IDSI7)

3

The Conversation rocks.

Posted by: too many tabs up at February 01, 2013 06:14 PM (LpQbZ)

4 Ace, if you need moar comedy, put up a thread about Scott Pelley getting the coveted Super Bowl interview with TFG.

Let the Horde come up with softball questions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:14 PM (UOM48)

5 The Presumption of Innocence? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:15 PM (tbBtG)

6

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 01, 2013 06:16 PM (C8mVl)

7 You should photoshop their heads on the London Boys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 06:16 PM (p/cQy)

8 I have heard, however, that Larry King used to have a penis. What's up with that?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:17 PM (tbBtG)

9 And let's not get caught up in a rush to go beyond the plain facts,
without spin or snark. Everyone -- even our bitterest opponents -- are entitled to be presumed innocent.


In a court of law.
I reserved the right to ridicule everywhere BUT there.

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 01, 2013 06:17 PM (d0Dmj)

10 put some ice on that

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 01, 2013 06:17 PM (0SXI6)

11 I have heard, however, that Larry King used to have a penis. What's up with that?


Lorena Bobbitt?

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 01, 2013 06:17 PM (d0Dmj)

12 rick did you not see the picture at the end?

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:18 PM (LCRYB)

13 Standards and ethics. Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 01, 2013 06:19 PM (0SXI6)

14 Softball questions? I thought the Super Bowl was about football?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 01, 2013 06:19 PM (BIJKO)

15 Maybe you guys are too young but Richard "The Nightstalker" Ramirez was a notorious serial killer who stalked California in the early 70s.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:19 PM (LCRYB)

16 You are really on a roll...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 06:20 PM (5lVZz)

17 Snarking is a way to cover the pain
of a 20,000 Health insurance policy...( bottom rung )

Posted by: American Dawg at February 01, 2013 06:20 PM (trA4n)

18 rick did you not see the picture at the end?

Over at Brietbart? Looks like Michael Jackson.


Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 01, 2013 06:20 PM (d0Dmj)

19 That there is some funny shit.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 06:20 PM (jVAw4)

20 "15 Maybe you guys are too young but Richard "The Nightstalker" Ramirez was a notorious serial killer who stalked California in the early 70s.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:19 PM (LCRYB) "

I thought the first part might have been serious and the second part self deprecating humor. Not so much?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (tbBtG)

21 what is the link, a Joe Biden speech?

like where he said all the new gun laws they want won't stop mass shootings?

http://tinyurl.com/azty7bv

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (8MasJ)

22 >>>That there is some funny shit.

thank you, I was giggling as I wrote it.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (LCRYB)

23 Even I think that man-horse-baby shit is fucked up.

Posted by: A-Fraud at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (jVAw4)

24 I see from a banner add at Breitbart that Bill Maher is coming to Alberta this. I think I'm going to be ill. The unfunny will be rolling in.

Posted by: Northern Lurker at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (sCK+c)

25 Worth a thousand words.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (jNxiU)

26 Comment here? Comment there? I'm all cornfused.

Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (X6akg)

27 Just some random photos to fill space, right. No insinuations at all.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (pcgW1)

28 >>>I thought the first part might have been serious and the second part self deprecating humor. Not so much?

oh I see what you're thinking.

Ah, no, I didn't mean it that way. I just meant the ending to be the complete opposite of everything I just said.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (LCRYB)

29 I suggest mmm's, oooh's and aaah's in between the pictures. Mika would approve.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (T0NGe)

30 8 MUMR,

You got to remember Gallapogos turtles only breed every 24 years, but business time lasts 15 months.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (toqtM)

31 Maybe you guys are too young but Richard "The Nightstalker" Ramirez was a notorious serial killer who stalked California in the early 70s.


Oh, I remember, I lived in CA then. Sicko. I think some chick even married him in prison.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (O/fK8)

32
rick did you not see the picture at the end?

Sorry, no I didn't. I hereby withdraw my earnest response.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (IDSI7)

33 It's all fun and games until someone gets nominated for Secretary of Idiocy in the JEF Administration.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (tlhtD)

34 >>>Comment here? Comment there? I'm all cornfused.

here. They may have some of our clicks, but never our commenters!!!

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (LCRYB)

35 Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:21 PM (LCRYB)

Ace,

We have a son of Jordan....named Andrew. Apparently Jordan bred and left his offspring here when he vanished to the 5th dimension.

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 06:23 PM (+OTLF)

36 Ace on Ace.

Ace on The Conversation.

Ace on Twitter.

He is truly the king of all media.

If only he had a swooning female sidekick.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 06:23 PM (T0NGe)

37 "28 >>>I thought the first part might have been serious and the second part self deprecating humor. Not so much?

oh I see what you're thinking.

Ah, no, I didn't mean it that way. I just meant the ending to be the complete opposite of everything I just said.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (LCRYB) "

Well, that would have been true under my interpretation as well.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:23 PM (tbBtG)

38 The guy on the end looks like Joe Dirt's mom.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at February 01, 2013 06:24 PM (GRvW4)

39 15 Ace,

Then we had Rafael Resindez Ramirez hard at work in El Paso in the 90's

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 06:24 PM (toqtM)

40 Darn! I was hoping for some non-comedy jokes.

Posted by: Gerry at February 01, 2013 06:24 PM (i8u8P)

41 #36

And fact-checkers. Don't forget the layers and layers of fact-checkers.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:24 PM (pcgW1)

42 And fact-checkers. Don't forget the layers and layers of fact-checkers.

I thought that was what the horde was for?

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 01, 2013 06:25 PM (d0Dmj)

43 "30 8 MUMR,

You got to remember Gallapogos turtles only breed every 24 years, but business time lasts 15 months.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (toqtM) "

I guess Gallapagos turtles are interested in colons!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:26 PM (tbBtG)

44 Pizza, booze and Dinocroc vs Supergator on SyFy.



Yessir.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

45 and come to think of it, a person that looks strangely like Harry Reid near searchlight Nevada.....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 06:26 PM (toqtM)

46 41
#36

And fact-checkers. Don't forget the layers and layers of fact-checkers.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:24 PM (pcgW1)
Fact Checkers? Never heard of him...But i am sure we can find their page on facebook and i bet they are a teat partier.

Posted by: MainStream Media at February 01, 2013 06:26 PM (+OTLF)

47 Darn! I was hoping for some non-comedy jokes.

Gotcha covered.

Posted by: Bill Maher at February 01, 2013 06:26 PM (T0NGe)

48 Ah, no, I didn't mean it that way. I just meant the ending to be the complete opposite of everything I just said.
Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (LCRYB)



exactly how I read it

Posted by: beach tabbing at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (LpQbZ)

49 I'll just comment here, since someone else has my nic at Breitbart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (UOM48)

50 Harry Reids name could be easily translated to mean something else and then that implies that he's touching little boys with his -um- hairy reed. I'm just sayin.

Posted by: Just Sayin at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (F6KtL)

51 38
The guy on the end looks like Joe Dirt's mom.


Posted by: eastvalleyphx at February 01, 2013 06:24 PM (GRvW4)
Isnt that that serial rapist from california?No Not Arnold Schwrzenneggar...Ramierez or something the saturday night rapist or something.

Posted by: MainStream Media at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (+OTLF)

52 You got to remember Gallapogos turtles only breed every 24 years, but business time lasts 15 months.


I'd rather be a pig. 30 minute orgasms.

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (d0Dmj)

53 I thought that was what the horde was for?

We provide the filler to, you know, flesh out the story.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (pcgW1)

54 They may have some of our clicks, but never our commenters!!!
Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 06:22 PM (LCRYB)


oh
didn't know the rulz

Posted by: beach tabbing at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (LpQbZ)

55 Happy 44th Birthday, Andrew! We know you're still reading here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (UOM48)

56 Snarking is a way to cover the pain
of a 20,000 Health insurance policy...( bottom rung )
Posted by: American Dawg at February 01, 2013 06:20 PM (trA4n)
-------------------------------------------------------
Fuck that. Just don't get insurance and take the $2000 fine from the IRS. LET IT BURN. The marxists really want this to happen. Who in the hell can afford 20 grand a year for their insurance?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (jucos)

57 "49 I'll just comment here, since someone else has my nic at Breitbart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:27 PM (UOM4 "

Theodicy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (tbBtG)

58 Begone foul stinkin sock

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (+OTLF)

59 Dominican flights cost Menendez up to 18% of his net worth headline over at Breitbart. Those underage sex slaves must be something special.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (9HhTH)

60 #46

Teat Partier? I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:28 PM (pcgW1)

61 Ramierez or something the saturday night rapist or something.

Check his voter registration card because Dems are all about felons getting the right to vote. Especially rapists.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 06:29 PM (T0NGe)

62 Being a serial killer means you were just early with your resume for IPAB

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 06:29 PM (toqtM)

63 More laughs: The erudite and intellectual NYT commenters are quick to airily dismiss Hagel's bumbling yesterday with "he just misspoke" and "it's no big deal". If he got Obama'a Iran policy wrong, that's because Obama really believes in Containment, not Prevention, others insist. They must be very flexible people because you have to turn yourself into a pretzel to arrive at that.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 01, 2013 06:29 PM (6H6FZ)

64 Ace. Buddy.

You're supposed to ATTRACT readers to your blog.

Not send them to someone else's.

Plus I don't get the big deal. It's okay for you because you get to author stuff.

I was under the impression that a conversation was between folks and wasn't a spectator sport.

I can get that from any blog.

So. Breitbart; no thanks on the blogger's working for you for free site.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:29 PM (3E2th)

65 Barney Bush died today. With his loving family. Wasn't run over by a car, or eaten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:30 PM (UOM48)

66 Like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 06:30 PM (Gk3SS)

67 I must say, getting people to burst out laughing at a picture of the Nightstalker is a pretty good feat!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 01, 2013 06:31 PM (C8mVl)

68
We provide the filler to, you know, flesh out the story.


That's hot. I mean, I'm unfillable, sure...but still.


Fucking hot.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 01, 2013 06:31 PM (0WLla)

69 Oooh....Barry's Drunken Obungo Obama is scheduled for a deportation hearing....this December 3.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:31 PM (UOM48)

70
For fuck's sake, even I'm not as flexible as Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Gumby at February 01, 2013 06:31 PM (F6KtL)

71
Barney Bush died today. With his loving family. Wasn't run over by a car, or eaten.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:30 PM (UOM4


Quaint notion, isn't it?

We need a new expression, "nervous as a Democrat's dog."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 01, 2013 06:32 PM (IDSI7)

72 66 Like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 01, 2013 06:30 PM (Gk3SS)




Hammer's fuck? I thought the nailed...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 06:32 PM (GEICT)

73 So Chuck Hagel, Larry King and Scoamf walk into a bar in a horse costume........

Posted by: seamrog at February 01, 2013 06:32 PM (OwqJD)

74 Ramirez's crime spree started in 1984. He was convicted and sentenced to die in 1989. He is still awaiting execution 24 years later. Ironically LA police saved him from a mob who was going to beat him to death when they arrested him.


They could have saved CA a LOT of money and effort.

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 06:32 PM (53z96)

75 The excrusion through AoSHQ today has been a dazzling experience. Horse pussy, rutting news people, and now serial killers. I love this place.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (jNxiU)

76 BTW, I lived in CA in the 70s and he came along after I left.

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (53z96)

77 Ramirez may have been a bad guy but to his credit he never dorked a horse.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (QKKT0)

78 This could be done as the next downfall parody: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/baby-girl-babbling-about-some-hilarious-topics-537878

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (QupBk)

79 >>>15 Maybe you guys are too young but Richard "The Nightstalker" Ramirez was a notorious serial killer who stalked California in the early 70s.
Posted by: ace

Huh? Try 1983-84. Do you have any idea how many thousands of women write him? Seriously, wtf??

Posted by: C. Hagel at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (jwumz)

80 "65 Barney Bush died today. With his loving family. Wasn't run over by a car, or eaten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:30 PM (UOM4 "

Eating him would have been the environmentally friendly thing to do. Why let good meat go to waste?


(And people are starving in Africa!)
(Because racism.)
(And also Socialism and actual overpopulation.)
(Mostly the last two.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (tbBtG)

81 So Chuck Hagel, Larry King and Scoamf walk into a bar in a horse costume........

And the bartender says: " who's got the bucket?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (3E2th)

82 BTW, I lived in CA in the 70s and he came along after I left.


Is that supposed to be some kind of alibi?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (QKKT0)

83 Speaking of Scott Pelly, he's on the tube ball washing teh JEF the Dow at 14k.

Jobs report? Read Denninger.

Employment Report: WATCH THE HAIR

http://tinyurl.com/b842jyu

Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (d0Dmj)

84

time to get drunky with the hubby

*cheers everyone!

Posted by: beach tabbing at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (LpQbZ)

85 84




time to get drunky with the hubby



*cheers everyone!

Posted by: beach tabbing at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (LpQbZ


If mine doesn't get home in the next five minutes and take me to dinner, I just may go all stabby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:35 PM (UOM48)

86 Actually, there were two nightstalkers.

Posted by: C. Hagel at February 01, 2013 06:35 PM (jwumz)

87


Truly Cutting.

That left a pool of blood bigger than the ones Ramirez left.

[I know, bad taste. In reality, I have nothing but sympathy and concern for that filthy animal's victims and their families. It's a travesty that he is still stealing oxygen. But if the underage hooker stories are true, I just wish Menendez had run into him back then.]

Posted by: imp at February 01, 2013 06:36 PM (UaxA0)

88 A horse is horse, of course of course

And no one should dork a horse of course

That is of course unless the horse

Is the famous Katie Couric

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:36 PM (3E2th)

89 Some comedy jokes?

Oh, as opposed to the type they have on SNL these days. Heh.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 06:36 PM (/hphm)

90 Vic- Of course, you are right. I had moved backto CA bythe mid 80's. Just a little beer confusion. My bad.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2013 06:36 PM (O/fK8)

91 79
>>>15 Maybe you guys are too young but Richard "The
Nightstalker" Ramirez was a notorious serial killer who stalked
California in the early 70s.

Posted by: ace



Huh? Try 1983-84. Do you have any idea how many thousands of women write him? Seriously, wtf??

Posted by: C. Hagel at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (jwumz)
What the hell is wrong with that? Everybody needs somebody special!

Posted by: Sandra Lena Dunham Fluke when everytime should be like the First time with the Nightstalker! at February 01, 2013 06:36 PM (+OTLF)

92 YIKES. Check out Drudge. You morons cover your eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:37 PM (UOM48)

93
Yeah sorry ace, it's just too damned subtle for me. I get it, you put them in a picture row with a criminal. Eh? (Didn't even recognize the criminal actually at first.)

But Kudos for trying, I'm glad someone likes it.

time to get drunky with the hubby

*cheers everyone!Posted by: beach tabbing at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (LpQbZ)
Lucky you, it's time for me to go clean up the sewer backup in the basement! (Then get drunk!)

Posted by: tsrblke at February 01, 2013 06:37 PM (GaqMa)

94 Class 100 Dumb? Is Shift-X reserved for Biden?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at the Joint Subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line at February 01, 2013 06:37 PM (QF8uk)

95 Pelosi drained the swamp alright. Now we can see all the shit that was laying at the bottom.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 01, 2013 06:37 PM (F2Vrz)

96 Huh? Try 1983-84. Do you have any idea how many thousands of women write him? Seriously, wtf??

Posted by: C. Hagel at February 01, 2013 06:33 PM (jwumz)


(mimes internet meme of Jackie Chan slapping his head in confusion and mouthing "why?!?!?")

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 01, 2013 06:37 PM (bxiXv)

97 So am I supposed to beat my wife on Superbowl Sunday? And then is she supposed to stab me to death in my sleep? Because that's what she will do....

Posted by: Guido at February 01, 2013 06:38 PM (XLuH2)

98 I would like The Conversation more if the multiple authors didn't step on each others's dicks so frequently. It doesn't take 15 minutes before a post is pushed off the front page entirely. And I'd shitcan the comments section over there entirely. The posts move too fast.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (6Oaaw)

99 "93
Yeah sorry ace, it's just too damned subtle for me. I get it, you put them in a picture row with a criminal. Eh? (Didn't even recognize the criminal actually at first.)

But Kudos for trying, I'm glad someone likes it.

time to get drunky with the hubby

*cheers everyone!Posted by: beach tabbing at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (LpQbZ) Lucky you, it's time for me to go clean up the sewer backup in the basement! (Then get drunk!)

Posted by: tsrblke at February 01, 2013 06:37 PM (GaqMa) "

Guilt by association is a common Leftist tactic.


As is the politics of personal destruction.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (tbBtG)

100 Super Bowl Sunday is all about TFG.

Every. Single. Super Bowl. A breathless interview with That Fucking Guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (UOM48)

101 If that sludge had been convicted in TX he would already be gaseous pustules by now.

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 06:40 PM (53z96)

102 81
So Chuck Hagel, Larry King and Scoamf walk into a bar in a horse costume........

And the bartender says: " who's got the bucket?"


Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:34 PM (3E2th)

Pretty Sure there is a staffer in Michelle's 34 member entourage that carries one around for her...just in case she gets lucky.

Posted by: Ben Ghazi - Come as you are, leave in a body bag at February 01, 2013 06:40 PM (+OTLF)

103 98
I would like The Conversation more if the multiple authors didn't step
on each others's dicks so frequently. It doesn't take 15 minutes before a
post is pushed off the front page entirely. And I'd shitcan the
comments section over there entirely. The posts move too fast.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (6Oaaw)


So it's just like here?

Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2013 06:40 PM (X6akg)

104 I would like The Conversation more if the multiple authors didn't step on each others's dicks so frequently. It doesn't take 15 minutes before a post is pushed off the front page entirely. And I'd shitcan the comments section over there entirely. The posts move too fast.

I think that's how lurkers view the comment threads here. I'm had some people tell me they read this site, but never comment because if you are not on the thread in the first five minutes, you get to be comment #235.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:41 PM (QupBk)

105 "100 Super Bowl Sunday is all about TFG.

Every. Single. Super Bowl. A breathless interview with That Fucking Guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (UOM4 "

Obama loves the people (and himself). And the people love Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:41 PM (tbBtG)

106 98 I would like The Conversation more if the multiple authors didn't step on each others's dicks so frequently. It doesn't take 15 minutes before a post is pushed off the front page entirely. And I'd shitcan the comments section over there entirely. The posts move too fast.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (6Oaaw)



So the posts are somewhat ineffective due to frequency and the comments suck. I think I'll stick to the Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 01, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

107 :::103 98
I would like The Conversation more if the multiple authors didn't step
on each others's dicks so frequently. It doesn't take 15 minutes before a
post is pushed off the front page entirely. And I'd shitcan the
comments section over there entirely. The posts move too fast.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (6Oaaw)


So it's just like here?
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2013 06:40 PM (X6akg):::

Yes. But MORE.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 06:42 PM (6Oaaw)

108 One thing you have to admit, OCare is giving lots of people an equal opportunity butt fucking.

Legislate in haste, repent in leisure.

Posted by: Invictus at February 01, 2013 06:42 PM (OQpzc)

109 Every. Single. Super Bowl. A breathless interview with That Fucking Guy.

At least halftime won't feature Obama playing a lute. Yet.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 06:44 PM (QKKT0)

110 I think that's how lurkers view the comment threads
here. I'm had some people tell me they read this site, but never
comment because if you are not on the thread in the first five minutes,
you get to be comment #235.

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:41 PM (QupBk)
never stopped me.Hell I respond to dead posts if i feel like it.

Posted by: Andrew, Spawn of Jordan, son of message board Satan at February 01, 2013 06:44 PM (+OTLF)

111 Apropos of nothing, I find google translate amusing.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=en&tl=de&u=http%3A%2F%2Fminx.cc%2F%3Fpost%3D337139

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:44 PM (QupBk)

112 100 Super Bowl Sunday is all about TFG.

Every. Single. Super Bowl. A breathless interview with That Fucking Guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (UOM4


Hey TFG plays football all the time. When he's not shooting those skeets.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:44 PM (pcgW1)

113 Every. Single. Super Bowl. A breathless interview with That Fucking Guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:39 PM (UOM4


Luckily, I have no interest, so I don't have to dig through a mountain of horseshit looking for a pony!

You should file a complaint with the Voluntary State Media Outlet of your choice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 01, 2013 06:44 PM (bxiXv)

114 I don’t think it’s meant to be a “read everything” site. It’s sort of a half-way between Twitter and a blog.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at the Joint Subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line at February 01, 2013 06:45 PM (QF8uk)

115 108
One thing you have to admit, OCare is giving lots of people an equal opportunity butt fucking.



Legislate in haste, repent in leisure.

Posted by: Invictus at February 01, 2013 06:42 PM (OQpzc)
The best part is that the liberals are getting buttfucked too and totally didnt relax and push back slowly in preparation so its gonna hurt.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke Professional 30 year old college student and lazy slut with a gay boyfriend at February 01, 2013 06:45 PM (+OTLF)

116 For the first time in years, we're not going to a Super Bowl party or hosting one. I'm making a pot of seafood gumbo and I'll watch my husband and whoever else chooses to show up watch the game.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:46 PM (UOM48)

117 I mean, who could argue with this:

Der beste Teil ist, dass die Liberalen immer sind auch und Buttfucked völlig nicht entspannen und drücken Sie langsam zurück in Vorbereitung so seine gonna hurt.


Geschrieben von: Sandra Fluke Professional 30-jährige College-Student und faul Schlampe mit einem Homosexuell Freund am 1. Februar 2013 18.45 (+ OTLF)

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:46 PM (QupBk)

118 Any place that has Ace and Iowahawk going back and forth over Gong Shows like The Hagel Hearings is gonna draw my attention.

This is just the most significant development to happen on the innertubes since AB's passing.

Great Stuff.


Posted by: ontherocks at February 01, 2013 06:46 PM (aZ6ew)

119 111
Apropos of nothing, I find google translate amusing.






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That's hysterical.

Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (X6akg)

120 Tami == magnesium pills or Milk of Magnesia that will loosen the stool. Or bucket.

Dates, figs other kinds of fruit. You probably know the ones that do that for you.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (3E2th)

121 114
I don’t think it’s meant to be a “read everything” site. It’s sort of a half-way between Twitter and a blog.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at the Joint Subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line at February 01, 2013 06:45 PM (QF8uk)
I save time by skipping the posts and just reading the headlines and the comments.Usually you can find out all the important details that you need to know in the comments anyway.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka muhammad hussein jihadi Peace Loving soetero blame bush wright the dog at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (+OTLF)

122 #115

You sound like you're a little too familiar with that, uh, activity, Sandra.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (pcgW1)

123
I suppose I could live with the extra dick stomping but is there couch and horse fucking? FUPAs? Tranny cheerleader pics?

Yeah, I didn't think so.


No. Thanks.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (0WLla)

124 The best part is that the liberals are getting buttfucked too and totally didnt relax and push back slowly in preparation so its gonna hurt.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


It can't hurt enough.

This country has to stop thinking that Congress has their best interest at heart or that a leviathan government can solve a gottdamn thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (xz0nG)

125 Andrew 110-"never stops me" ..Yep...I'm married 20 years, no one listens to me anyway. Oh hi Hon....doing?..oh nothing..

Posted by: Guido at February 01, 2013 06:48 PM (XLuH2)

126 120
Tami == magnesium pills or Milk of Magnesia that will loosen the stool. Or bucket.

Dates, figs other kinds of fruit. You probably know the ones that do that for you.




Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (3E2th)


Ummm....what?!

Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2013 06:48 PM (X6akg)

127 La mejor parte es que los liberales se están buttfucked demasiado y no se relajó por completo y hacer retroceder lentamente en preparación por lo que su va a doler.


Publicado por: Sandra Fluke Profesional 30 años de edad, estudiante universitario y puta perezosa con un novio gay en 01 de febrero 2013 18:45 (+ OTLF)

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:48 PM (QupBk)

128 If Sandra would take it up the ass, she wouldn't need the birth control.

Posted by: zsasz at February 01, 2013 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

129 "117 I mean, who could argue with this:

Der beste Teil ist, dass die Liberalen immer sind auch und Buttfucked völlig nicht entspannen und drücken Sie langsam zurück in Vorbereitung so seine gonna hurt.


Geschrieben von: Sandra Fluke Professional 30-jährige College-Student und faul Schlampe mit einem Homosexuell Freund am 1. Februar 2013 18.45 (+ OTLF)

Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:46 PM (QupBk) "

Sandra Fluke, Staatsschlampe. (Government whore.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:50 PM (tbBtG)

130 #127

That's pretty funny that "buttfucked" didn't get translated.

Posted by: Marmo at February 01, 2013 06:50 PM (pcgW1)

131 124
The best part is that the liberals are getting buttfucked too and
totally didnt relax and push back slowly in preparation so its gonna
hurt.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke

It can't hurt enough.

This
country has to stop thinking that Congress has their best interest at
heart or that a leviathan government can solve a gottdamn thing.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (xz0nG)
Can't Cure Stupid broski.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 06:51 PM (+OTLF)

132 New open up

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 06:51 PM (53z96)

133 "124 The best part is that the liberals are getting buttfucked too and totally didnt relax and push back slowly in preparation so its gonna hurt.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke

It can't hurt enough.

This country has to stop thinking that Congress has their best interest at heart or that a leviathan government can solve a gottdamn thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 06:47 PM (xz0nG) "

The people love the Government, and the Government loves the people.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (tbBtG)

134 I am at work & put Mark Levin on, on his
sidebars he has a few items. Christie still
Hearts TFG. He is trying for 2016 dem primary!

How many still have no water, heat, electricity
This fat clown is thanking the SCOAMF as if
He had anything to do with relief bill passing!

Bash Boehner when he would not put it up for
a vote because of too much pork , but thank
SCOAMF?

Posted by: CarolT at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (s0f54)

135 Tami.
Oops, someone was asking about a laxative. Thought it was you.

MY bad.

It apparently wasn't even on this thread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (3E2th)

136 I think that's how lurkers view the comment threads here. I'm had some people tell me they read this site, but never comment because if you are not on the thread in the first five minutes, you get to be comment #235.
Posted by: toby928© presents at February 01, 2013 06:41 PM (QupBk)


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Huh? Wha....? We aren't talking about fucking horses anymore?

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 06:52 PM (jNxiU)

137 128
If Sandra would take it up the ass, she wouldn't need the birth control.

Posted by: zsasz at February 01, 2013 06:50 PM (MMC8r)
Pretty sure if she had kids they would be little shits either way.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright sock puppet at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (+OTLF)

138 That's pretty funny that "buttfucked" didn't get translated.


The Eskimos have more than 200 words for "ice" and the Germans have at least that many for "buttfuck."

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (QKKT0)

139 Shotgun poop advice.

It's here.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (gUfoG)

140 It was Jewll45 on the couric thread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (3E2th)

141 127- por que? Or is it pork-k? Or pork Kay? I never can remember..

Posted by: Guido at February 01, 2013 06:53 PM (XLuH2)

142 It's arschficken.



Posted by: zsasz at February 01, 2013 06:54 PM (MMC8r)

143 Obunghole has angered the members of PETS. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Skeet)

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (6H6FZ)

144 I wish NFL stood for No Fckin' Liars.
We wouldn't see our least favorite halfrican.

Posted by: seamrog at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (OwqJD)

145 Yes. That's right. It was Jewll45 who was complaining of irregularity. But from her comment, I gleaned that the Mr. Gorbachev had torn that wall down, if you know what I mean. It seemed like she typed the comment in the QB stance and was going to do the 7 step drop to the commode right after "post".

Not to bring attention to it.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (gUfoG)

146 Buttfucked == chinga tu culo?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (3E2th)

147 94 S Price Blair,
We need an AoSHQ MSH thread...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 06:57 PM (toqtM)

148 Germans have more words for shit.

Butt fuck is included because . . . well, you know.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 06:58 PM (3E2th)

149 142- oh its assfuckin....got it.

Posted by: Guido at February 01, 2013 06:58 PM (XLuH2)

150 ...or he.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at February 01, 2013 06:58 PM (gUfoG)

151 I like The Conversation so far.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at February 01, 2013 06:59 PM (FsUAO)

152 Yep..nice thread....where's the animals?

Posted by: Guido at February 01, 2013 07:00 PM (XLuH2)

153 Interesting. Derivative of John Lennon and David Bowie, but interesting nonetheless.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at February 01, 2013 07:02 PM (Eq2MX)

154 Love Germany. Went to Hamburg, and had the best time of my life in the Reeperbahn.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 01, 2013 07:03 PM (F2Vrz)

155 146-Chinga tu culo = up your ass? =go fuck yourself?

Posted by: Guido at February 01, 2013 07:04 PM (XLuH2)

156 "I have heard, however, that Larry King used to have a penis. What's up with that?"

It entered the mammoth cavern known as "Katie Couric's lady parts" and was never seen again. A 10 man search and rescue party was dispatched to find it, but those few, those brave few, those band of brothers, also disappeared into the abyss.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 07:54 PM (BStAJ)

157 Barney Bush died today. With his loving family. Wasn't run over by a car, or eaten. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 06:30 PM (UOM4

Didn't Barney once bite a reporter? I thought he should have been given the Congressional Medal of Honor for that.

Noble Barney, good doggeh, RIP.

Posted by: Donna V. at February 01, 2013 07:59 PM (BStAJ)

158
Sandra would take it up the ass, she wouldn't need the birth control.

Because if she gets enough fiber,she already gives birth to a liberal every morning?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 01, 2013 08:13 PM (IDSI7)






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