Budweiser Releases Tribute Video for Andrew Mendoza

Touching, and timely.

Taken from The Conversation.

Posted by: Ace at 03:14 PM

Comments

1 Primero?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:15 PM (/hphm)

2 It's All Horse Friday!

Posted by: EC at February 01, 2013 03:16 PM (GQ8sn)

3 Help name the baby Clydesdale seen in this commercial"

Easy.

Andrew Jr.

Posted by: EC at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (GQ8sn)

4 Horsemen

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (uhftQ)

5 Lets Tweet Ace for the name of the horse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (EVyWz)

6 I want. Bud bowl reunion

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (LBUCy)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (/eBe8)

8 I'm offended.

Posted by: Flicka at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (QupBk)

9 Those commercials are always great.

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (53z96)

10 Where is the love scene?

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (Lxw+T)

11 Judging from the baby, the horse must have had the dominant genes.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 03:18 PM (QKKT0)

12 Fap, fap, fap, fap

Posted by: Name Withheld at February 01, 2013 03:19 PM (Qxdfp)

13 (tears up) Beautiful.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at February 01, 2013 03:19 PM (EGPJQ)

14 brb

Posted by: Roman Mendoza at February 01, 2013 03:19 PM (WbB1P)

15 My dad gave his horse beer once in a while.

What they did afterwards is no one's business.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:19 PM (Lxw+T)

16 Saw this earlier. Really enjoy the new Clydesdale spots.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (GBXon)

17 I appreciate that they only implied the intimate relationship. Very tastefully done.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (ay6+/)

18 A freak who banged a horse kills himself and an adorable baby horse is born.It's the circle of life.

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (dBYCN)

19 Budweiser is a Belgian company now. Why are they not using Belgians.

In Belgium, you know, they eat horses.

My grandfather was a horse trader. I really, really like big work horses. So does my wife, she says. But I won't be forgiving the former Anheuser Busch organization for

Bragging about how old their beer is, and then how young it is, same beer.
Bringing out fake microbrews and trying to disguise them.
Moving Rolling Rock out of the Laurel Highlands.

Posted by: comatus at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (qaVK+)

20 Oh, I give up.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Assault Poiser at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (SUKHu)

21 Didn't they already play this at the democratic convention in '04?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (Qxdfp)

22 Well, if you are going to name them, make sure it sounds Dutch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (wR+pz)

23 Well. That's one way to make me stop tearing up when I see it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (VtjlW)

24
How does Breitbart pull in the "Filipino Cupid . Com" ad money and you can't get them to go on the comment pages here?

While you're visiting over there, talk to the sales guy.

Posted by: jwest at February 01, 2013 03:20 PM (ZDsRL)

25 This "feel good" ad has such a dark undertone to it after that last post.

What exactly happend prior to the breeder falling asleep in the stable anyway?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:21 PM (t06LC)

26 My dad gave his horse beer once in a while. What they did afterwards is no one's business.
Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed
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Your dad and the horse? Soooooo you are the...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 03:21 PM (uhftQ)

27 It's really not necessary for Sarah Jessica Parker to be in everything.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:21 PM (Lxw+T)

28 I could never be an animal breeder. I'd never want to sell any of them.

Posted by: Invictus at February 01, 2013 03:21 PM (OQpzc)

29 awwwwwww that is such a sweet commercial!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 03:22 PM (DGIjM)

30
Andrew Mendoza Jr. job interview:

http://tinyurl.com/a7tsguj

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 01, 2013 03:22 PM (kdS6q)

31 It's All Horse Friday!

I distinctly heard the guy who sold me the Premium package say "All-Whores Friday".

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 01, 2013 03:22 PM (xGlYu)

32 The beer still tastes like horse piss.

Posted by: looking closely at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (6Q9g2)

33 I could never be an animal breeder. I'd never want to sell any of them.
Posted by: Invictus at February 01, 2013 03:21 PM (OQpzc)

It's easier when you breed the neighbor's.

Posted by: Mr. Mendoza's zombie at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (t06LC)

34 Bringing out fake microbrews and trying to disguise them.

That should be a capital offense.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (ZKzrr)

35 I'm confused. Did he also get the horse drunk on a six of Bud first?

I don't remember reading that part.

anyway. Cheap date I guess.

Posted by: Marcus at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (GGCsk)

36 Mendoza? Was he hanged?

Yep, liked a horse, too.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (/hphm)

37 Very sweet, and tasteful that they left out the part about Elmer's.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (Lxw+T)

38 Don't worry they eat horse in Belgium, so these guys are just being fatten up for there Belgium owners.

Name him dinner in Dutch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:23 PM (wR+pz)

39 Totally OT, but the Washington post announced that they're "exploring" the sale of their downtown dc property "for a number of financial reasons". Pi$$ ing off their subscriber base never registered as a bad idea, I guess...

Posted by: jess1 at February 01, 2013 03:24 PM (lbiWb)

40 Man, I hope this is not a preview of tonight's ONT...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 01, 2013 03:24 PM (GBXon)

41 Some should kickstart the TB3K.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 01, 2013 03:24 PM (QupBk)

42 Like, would I get a fee for that kinda thing?

Posted by: Semen 1st class-reporting for duty at February 01, 2013 03:24 PM (XLuH2)

43 28 I could never be an animal breeder. I'd never want to sell any of them.

Wait, what?
You have to sell them after you breed with them?
That sort of depletes the supply doesn't it?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 01, 2013 03:24 PM (Qxdfp)

44 I can't watch the CM at the moment, but I can honestly say that the Budweiser Clydesdale ads are almost always the best during the Super Bowl. Hell, most of the ads suck, so it's not a high bar; but they tend to exceed it in grand fashion.

Super Bowl Ads -- Proving that a shitload of money doesn't guarantee quality. See also: Education, Public.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (4df7R)

45 I am waiting for the book tribute Ace.

With photoshopped cover of course.

This story has to be worth about 4 threads and 1,300 comments.

Posted by: Marcus at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (GGCsk)

46 I'm waiting for the remake. . .

Same commercial, but instead of "Landslide" with Stevie Nicks we have the theme music for "Brokeback mountain".

Posted by: looking closely at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (6Q9g2)

47 This is bad?

Posted by: Tom Brady at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (gCa4h)

48 @39

That and the only profitable part of their business, Kaplan educational scam is being investigated.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (wR+pz)

49 Name him dinner in Dutch.

Middageten

Most people would never know.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (/eBe8)

50 That troll on the lat thread needs banhammer before it spreads.

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (dBYCN)

51 The angry stalker troll is still whacking off in the previous thread.
What a tard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (xz0nG)

52 By the way, this story has prompted me to go check how many rounds of 5.56 I have left.

Posted by: Marcus at February 01, 2013 03:26 PM (GGCsk)

53 I want a Three Horse Moon t-shirt.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:26 PM (Lxw+T)

54 Not to be ruining this obviously feel-good ad, but if you notice at the last when the guy gets out of his vehicle, he has a boner.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 03:26 PM (jNxiU)

55 -

C'lyde.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 01, 2013 03:26 PM (RuUvx)

56 Stop having fun and pay attention to meeeeeee!! MEEEEEEEE! You wingnuts!!!!!! I CALLED YOU WINGNUTS! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!!

YOU REDNECKS ARE STUPID!!!!!

COCK!

Posted by: Asshead Troll at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (YmPwQ)

57 If Presdent Obama would force Congress to vote for a Gay Rights Amendment these people would not be empty. Bush never cared about these people and we blame him for this terrible accident. Boehner is selfish and don't care about people celebrating diversity.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (90aTA)

58 The angry stalker troll is still whacking off in the previous thread. What a tard.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 03:25 PM (xz0nG)

Is that what that was? I thought it was a blowfly.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (4df7R)

59 annoying muzack pop song
not gonna buy beer because of a horse and his/her boyfriend (ok, don't drink beer)

Quickdraw McGraw had more touching plot lines

Kind of reminds me of Keaton's "Go West" except, at least in that case, it was a cow. A cow with big brown eyes that would go well with A1.

Posted by: mallfly at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (bJm7W)

60 at the last when the guy gets out of his vehicle, he has a boner.

But no bucket, so we're safe.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (Lxw+T)

61 I almost got run over by those things when I was a kid.

I may have been my fault.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (fsLdt)

62 There was a troll in last thread?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (/eBe8)

63 I want a Three Horse Moon t-shirt.

The centaur pic got you in the mood.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:28 PM (fsLdt)

64 Kind of reminds me of Keaton's "Go West" except, at least in that case,
it was a cow. A cow with big brown eyes that would go well with A1.

Darn you. Now I want steak.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:28 PM (/eBe8)

65 Andrew Mendoza, horse whispererrapistsodomite.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 01, 2013 03:29 PM (jvd3N)

66 There still is a troll on the last thread.

Everyone make a comment there now and then so it's stay there for a while and not muddy up this one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:29 PM (3E2th)

67 Does NAMBLA stand for North American Man-Bronco Love Association?

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:30 PM (Lxw+T)

68 54
Not to be ruining this obviously feel-good ad, but if you notice at the
last when the guy gets out of his vehicle, he has a boner.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 03:26 PM (jNxiU)

You say that like it's a bad thing. God I would love to get one over a horse.
Mrs. Barney would get mad.

Posted by: Barney at February 01, 2013 03:30 PM (wR+pz)

69 It seems to be a Romney fan and blames US for his loss. Didn't know we had that much power.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 03:30 PM (uhftQ)

70 62
There was a troll in last thread?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (/eBe

Wasn't me. I only troll here on Saturday ONT's. While drunk-TWD.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (jvd3N)

71 If the right-wing bitter clingers in Texas would make man-horse marriage legal, fine, honest ("I won't lie) folks like Mr. Mendoza would not have to live in the shame of sinful sex. Come on Texas. let's lead the wave on this one. How many more people have to be bullied to death before we end this.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (eEfYn)

72 I(t) may have been my fault.

I'm pretty sure I was my mom's fault.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (fsLdt)

73 It seems to be a Romney fan and blames US for his loss.

Jeff B.?

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (Lxw+T)

74 It seems to be a Romney fan and blames US for his loss.

Bath Salts are a helluva drug.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (QupBk)

75 Saw a story yesterday about how they're considering doing dna testing on meat in Europe (Ireland I think) due to the inclusion of horse meat in Beef.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (3E2th)

76 While drunk-TWD.

It's not really trolling if you're not drunk.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (Lxw+T)

77 70
62

There was a troll in last thread?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:27 PM (/eBe

Yeah, some asshole keeps saying you have a blog. What a dick.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:32 PM (wR+pz)

78 Whoooooaaa Wlibur!!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 01, 2013 03:32 PM (XLuH2)

79 Umm no,not a Romney fan.An Obama loving lefty.

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (dBYCN)

80 How many more people have to be bullied to death before we end this.

I dunno. How many more want to have sex with horses? I'm thinking at least one more than that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (/eBe8)

81 due to the inclusion of horse meat in Beef.

Hey, cows have a back door too.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (Lxw+T)

82 Love and marriage, love and marriage... go together...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (DF7Ca)

83 It seems to be a Romney fan and blames US for his loss.

It's one of those trolls that thinks that the HQ's admittedly sophomoric affection for bawdy humor is something we're ashamed of. I think it's mixed some battery acid with its mescaline. Again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (4df7R)

84 AllenG has a blog?

Who knew?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (3E2th)

85 Bath Salts are a helluva drug.

There's definitely some chemical imbalance involved. Manic.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (fsLdt)

86 There's nothing like Fleetwood Mac when you're grooming the pony.

Posted by: Fritz at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (WM+rJ)

87 Yeah, some asshole keeps saying you have a blog. What a dick.

I've really got to squelch that rumor one of these days.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (/eBe8)

88 Heart warming ...
I expect to see equal blog time for the
Groundhogs Tomorrow....

Posted by: American Dawg at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (trA4n)

89 81
due to the inclusion of horse meat in Beef.

Hey, cows have a back door too.

And those Chic Fil A cows all look mighty happy. Just saying?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:34 PM (wR+pz)

90 I expect to see equal blog time for the
Groundhogs Tomorrow....

I've got my spotlights all ready.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (ZKzrr)

91 @87

To late the "horse" is out of the barn.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (wR+pz)

92 Groundhogs Tomorrow....

I've never had pig-burger. But pork ribs are mighty tasty.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (/eBe8)

93 Fuck that horse and the Mendoza he road in on.

Posted by: Francis the Talking Mule at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (tcw1u)

94 And those Chic Fil A cows all look mighty happy. Just saying?

You'll notice their slogan is "Eat more chicken."

My gawd, the interspecies perversion has no end.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (Lxw+T)

95 I don't understand the whole attraction outweighing sense.

Aren't they concerned about a hoof to the groin? Before, during or after.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (3E2th)

96 grooming the pony.

Posted by: Fritz
.........
Is that what you kids call it these days?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 01, 2013 03:36 PM (f9c2L)

97 I expect to see equal blog time for the
Groundhogs Tomorrow....

Don't drive angry!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 01, 2013 03:36 PM (VtjlW)

98 To late the "horse" is out of the barn.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (wR+pz)

Well I hope like hell she's wearing her chastity belt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:36 PM (4df7R)

99 You're going to keep pounding this story, are'nt you Ace?

Posted by: Helen at February 01, 2013 03:36 PM (93bH6)

100
F You ace. F you. Now when that commercial airs tomorrow I'll have to explain why I'm laughing to my family.

Damnit.

Posted by: tsrblke at February 01, 2013 03:36 PM (GaqMa)

101
Avenge me, my son!

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Mendoza at February 01, 2013 03:37 PM (5iuEW)

102 Friday afternoon with a good drink telling shit on the HQ. We have no lives.

Who gives a fuck.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:37 PM (wR+pz)

103 It seems to be a Romney fan and blames US for his loss. Jeff B.?
Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed
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Da troll.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 03:37 PM (uhftQ)

104
You're going to keep pounding this story, are'nt you Ace?

<cough>Phrasing</cough>

Posted by: Armando at February 01, 2013 03:38 PM (5iuEW)

105

Hmmm... a conservative group started a site to compete with facebook.

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/

to escape fb censorship, as theblaze explains

http://tinyurl.com/bfw7yav

Posted by: beach social at February 01, 2013 03:38 PM (LpQbZ)

106 Friday afternoon with a good drink telling shit on the HQ. We have no lives.Who gives a fuck.

Preach.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:38 PM (fsLdt)

107 So far, I'm not impressed with the trolling quality. You're trying to bait us with namecalling on a bestiality thread?

Go home and get your fuckin shinebox, loser. You haven't even earned a beatdown.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 03:38 PM (6Oaaw)

108 See, now I'm sorta thinkin' 'bout what other kinds of half-cross breeds I could get from about 3 minutes of "Gawd, I hope there's no cameras around" sex.

I think I could be Poppa to the whole Planet of the Apes!

Posted by: Bigby's Cow Hand at February 01, 2013 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

109 OT- given the mention of groundhogs upthread. In anticipation of tomorrow's thread can we get a preliminary AOSHQ stylebook ruling on the correct spelling and usage of Punxatawney?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:39 PM (/hphm)

110 Wasn't this guy a former staffer for Sen. Menendez?

Posted by: Not and Artist at February 01, 2013 03:39 PM (uRumV)

111 Wilbur, at least you could buy me a bucket of oats first.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 01, 2013 03:39 PM (XLuH2)

112 Aren't they concerned about a hoof to the groin? Before, during or after.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (3E2th)

After a few dozen cervezas, questions like, "Will this horse stomp on my junk?" begin to lose ground to questions like, "Which came firs' : Trojan condoms or the Trojan Horse? HOLY FUCK NOW I GEDDIT. "

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:39 PM (4df7R)

113 Someone needs to do a cover Mendoza.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (zBN19)

114 what other kinds of half-cross breeds I could get from about 3 minutes of "Gawd, I hope there's no cameras around" sex

Hey, Henry Waxman just didn't spring fully formed from Zeus' forehead, you know.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (Lxw+T)

115 Friday afternoon with a good drink telling shit on the HQ. We have no lives.Who gives a fuck.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:37 PM (wR+pz)

I'm just stuck at work. No drink.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (t06LC)

116 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 03:38 PM (6Oaaw)

That reminds me...

Someone needs to find and repost the Pez Dispenser of Hate rant. Just because it was that awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (/eBe8)

117 You're going to keep pounding this story, are'nt you Ace?
Posted by: Helen at February 01, 2013 03:36 PM (93bH6)

Like Andrew Mendoza behind the prettiest filly at the fair.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (4df7R)

118 College roomate told me he used to work on a roofing crew with Amish guys who would go to farmer's auctions and buy lambs because they still had the sucking reflex and no teeth. That was their weekend date.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (QLJPW)

119 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Chicken at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (l3vZN)

120 "Air tomorrow"? Damn, I've gone and missed a day again...

Posted by: jess1 at February 01, 2013 03:41 PM (lbiWb)

121 Hmmm... a conservative group started a site to compete with facebook.

Oh, great. Give the Gov't a one stop shopping site to gather info on conservatives. They won't even have to use keywords.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:41 PM (3E2th)

122 Someone needs to find and repost the Pez Dispenser of Hate rant. Just because it was that awesome.

NOW!

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:41 PM (Lxw+T)

123 Damn, that warmed even my jaded coal-black heart.

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 01, 2013 03:41 PM (8/DeP)

124 He was a Brony 'till the end!

Posted by: My Little Pony at February 01, 2013 03:41 PM (tcw1u)

125 Would Obama EAT a horse?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2013 03:42 PM (zBN19)

126 OT- given the mention of groundhogs upthread. In anticipation of tomorrow's thread can we get a preliminary AOSHQ stylebook ruling on the correct spelling and usage of Punxatawney?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:39 PM (/hphm)

And while we're at it, is it Punxatawney PHIL, or Punxatawney PETE?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:42 PM (4df7R)

127 Hey, Henry Waxman just didn't spring fully formed from Zeus' forehead, you know.

That was an exogenic spawning of some sort.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:42 PM (fsLdt)

128 What am I? Chopped liver?

From what I hear, I prefer the way they force stuff into me rather than you.

Posted by: a goose about to become foie gras at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (Lxw+T)

129 Q: Why do the sheepherders in Wyoming wear their jeans tucked inside their boots?

A: Gives them a way to stabilize the hind legs.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (/hphm)

130 Mr. Ed .... Koch. Branding is all about timing.

Posted by: Mad Men like Ad Man get it? at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (ypzqs)

131 I hate to be the unromantic racist here but are we really supposed to be buying into a scrawny wetback and Clydesdale hookup?

Cuz I'm gonna need some steroids AND Viagra for my imagination dysfunction problem.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (aZ6ew)

132 Apprentice Shepherd: You guys get a sheep and take care of business and nobody says a word, but I get a sheep and everybody laughs!

Old Shepherd: Son, that's because you keep picking the ugliest ones!

Posted by: Vizzini at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (O7Q1u)

133 Dude your fucking killing me LOL

Posted by: gigg at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (41VCE)

134 Go home and get your fuckin shinebox, loser. You haven't even earned a beatdown. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 01, 2013 03:38 PM (6Oaaw) >>>
>>
>Mmmmm. Yummy tard tears.

Posted by: Jizzy Jeff at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (4bCsd)

135 Henry Waxman is half-bat, I thought.

Bats just aren't sexy. Its the squealing. Maybe with a few Barry White tapes and candles....

Posted by: Bigby's Cow Hand at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (3ZtZW)

136 Hey, Henry Waxman just didn't spring fully formed from Zeus' forehead, you know.

That was an exogenic spawning of some sort.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 03:42 PM (fsLdt)

You all thought "Shadow Over Innsmouth" was fiction?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (4df7R)

137 re 114 Hey, Henry Waxman just didn't spring fully formed from Zeus' forehead, you know.

Maybe his nose could have. Might have been Medusa, though. I was absent that day.

Posted by: mallfly at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (bJm7W)

138

Breed of us out of existence? Empire of Jeff thought that plan was a bit weak:

Better get busy out-breeding me, Jimmy-Joe.

Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've
been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored
Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare.
http://minx.cc/?post=312513

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (81UWZ)

139 Posted by: Mad Men like Ad Man get it? at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (ypzqs)

Right up there with:
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (/eBe8)

140 This cross species stuff seems to be catching on. Even Geico has a commercial where the girl wants to get busy with a taliking pig.

I bet the remake of Island of Dr. Moreau is gonna be X rated.

Posted by: Invictus at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (OQpzc)

141 I'm just stuck at work. No drink.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (t06LC)

Don't be a whiner, get some mini bottles!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:44 PM (wR+pz)

142 So Senator Mendoza was banging horses, too? What?

Posted by: Golan Globus at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (pZDxu)

143 I hate to be the unromantic racist here but are we really supposed to be buying into a scrawny wetback and Clydesdale hookup?

See? It's true. Conservatives lack bold vision.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (Lxw+T)

144 Hey, Henry Waxman just didn't spring fully formed from Zeus' forehead, you know.
I heard he burst out of John Hurt's chest.

Posted by: David Carradine is hung like Michael Hutchence at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (CJjw5)

145 College roomate told me he used to work on a roofing crew with Amish guys who would go to farmer's auctions and buy lambs because they still had the sucking reflex and no teeth. That was their weekend date.
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 03:40 PM (QLJPW)

I knew a guy that used to board ships with the Navy. He said he hated boarding Phillipino ships because of all the dogs. I asked why they had so many dogs on them and he said you don't want to know.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (t06LC)

146 Whoops. Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V on the wrong nic.

Oh well, close enough for this blog.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (/eBe8)

147 Hottest selling product in sheep country?

Velcro gloves.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (/hphm)

148 Better get busy out-breeding me, Jimmy-Joe.
Because while you've been occupied getting your shit pushed in, I've been punching out a new Master Race like an angry, white, dick-flavored Pez dispenser from your worst Republican nightmare.

*swoon*

Fond memories.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)

149 a goose about to become foie gras at February 01, 2013 03:43 PM (Lxw+T)

A funnel and a rammer is better than up the squeakhole?

Hmmm. That's a tough call.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (3E2th)

150 Wilbur! Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (XLuH2)

151 @piersmorgan UPDATE: I will be hosting my CNN show from a Texas gun store and shooting range on Monday night.

Someone set their DVR for this disaster in the making!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (xz0nG)

152 We have a car elevator in our garage. For sex. With horses.

Posted by: Polo Mendoza-Equestrian at February 01, 2013 03:47 PM (tdaam)

153 @146

Don't tell pixy something else is fucked up. He doesn't give a shit anyway.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:47 PM (wR+pz)

154 Oh gawd. That Pez riff was a delicious, monosaturated hate sub sandwich.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:47 PM (Lxw+T)

155 "Pez Dispenser of Hate rant"

Ah yes, good times. when I still had hope.

Now all we have is horse fuckers, child rapists and gun grabbers.

Ah PORN! at least we still have pron...and beer, I like beer.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 01, 2013 03:48 PM (jvd3N)

156 Has anybody made an Equus joke?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 01, 2013 03:48 PM (pmDdf)

157 @piersmorgan UPDATE: I will be hosting my CNN show from a Texas gun store and shooting range on Monday night.

I hope someone tells him which end of the range is which. Sort of.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:48 PM (Lxw+T)

158 @156

Hey, I drive one and it's a damn good car!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:49 PM (wR+pz)

159 I feel pretty!... oh so pretty! ...

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 01, 2013 03:49 PM (XLuH2)

160 @piersmorgan UPDATE: I will be hosting my CNN show from a Texas gun store and shooting range on Monday night.

Man... please let that be here in DFW. Please. I would SO be there.

Don't tell pixy something else is fucked up. He doesn't give a shit anyway.

No, it was my screw up. But I blame JeffB.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 03:49 PM (/eBe8)

161 I asked why they had so many dogs on them and he said you don't want to know.
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (t06LC)

LUNCH!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (3E2th)

162 But I blame JeffB.

Always a good bet, no matter what.

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (Lxw+T)

163 You drink their watery beer, and that brings to mind the expression "see a man about a horse"

Posted by: zimriel at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (BNTdG)

164 Don't tell pixy something else is fucked up. He doesn't give a shit anyway.

No, it was my screw up. But I blame JeffB.

Rightfully so.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (wR+pz)

165
Mmmmm. Yummy tard tears.

Dare I say, they're almost as ambrosial as horse ejaculate.

Posted by: Jizzy Jeff at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (5iuEW)

166 Groundhogs Tomorrow....

I once read a book about Groundhogs to a class of youngsters, and had to edit the hell out it. They're really nasty, the female lures a male to her tunnel -- in more then one way, so to speak -- then bites him and chases him away once he's finished -- never to see him again. Once the offspring is old enough she builds a little tunnel for him/her then takes off, never to see the offspring again.

It's like this great divide in Pennsylvania, where Philly and Pittsburgh think they're some sort of hero, they have the whole lottery thing and Groundhog Day, while the rest of the state is intent upon putting lead into them at high velocity. I'm in the high velocity lead tossing column.

Posted by: Regular Moron at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (feFL6)

167 Aren't they concerned about a hoof to the groin? Before, during or after.Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:35 PM (3E2th)
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They should be. One person has already been killed.
[video link - auto starts, has sound - news report]

Posted by: RioBravo at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (eEfYn)

168 @piersmorgan UPDATE: I will be hosting my CNN show from a Texas gun store and shooting range on Monday night.

He better be wearing a bullet proof vest.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:51 PM (3E2th)

169 For crying out loud, another Matthew Broderick Super Bowl ad? Oh well, at least this time hired a good-looking guy to play him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 01, 2013 03:51 PM (C8mVl)

170 Velcro gloves. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 03:46 PM (/hphm)???

Posted by: Brazillian Sheep Wax at February 01, 2013 03:51 PM (tcw1u)

171 161 I asked why they had so many dogs on them and he said you don't want to know.Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (t06LC)LUNCH!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (3E2th)

Nope, they may eat them, but if so its only as foreplay.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:51 PM (t06LC)

172
Would Obama EAT a horse?

Define "eat".

Posted by: Armando at February 01, 2013 03:52 PM (5iuEW)

173 Would Obama EAT a horse?

Define "eat".

Don't

Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 03:53 PM (Lxw+T)

174 I thought this would be different, but after awhile they all become nags.

Posted by: Wilbur at February 01, 2013 03:54 PM (XLuH2)

175 I asked why they had so many dogs on them and he said you don't want to know.Posted by: Jollyroger at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (t06LC)LUNCH!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 01, 2013 03:50 PM (3E2th)

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Yup. You see the same thing on Indonesian airlines.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 03:55 PM (jNxiU)

176 Name it SMOD!

Posted by: walknot at February 01, 2013 03:55 PM (vo2je)

177 You know why Woody Allen like to drink Wool lite right

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 03:55 PM (wR+pz)

178 mmmm

Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 03:57 PM (UOM48)

179 Billy Bob: no why?

Posted by: Wilbur at February 01, 2013 03:57 PM (XLuH2)

180 They're really nasty, the female lures a male to her tunnel -- in more then one way, so to speak -- then bites him and chases him away once he's finished -- never to see him again.

-----------------------------------------------------

But enough about Ace's love life.......

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 03:58 PM (jNxiU)

181 @179

It was a joke in "Everything you wanted to know about sex". Enjoy!

http://tinyurl.com/d2rwgj

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 01, 2013 04:00 PM (wR+pz)

182 by the way, tomorrow the gerbil sticks his head out of Richard Gere's
butt. If he sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of Richard Simmons. (stolen from Howard Stern, I think)

Posted by: mallfly at February 01, 2013 04:02 PM (bJm7W)

183 Wow- over 600 comments (this thread and the prior) about "pulling a Mendoza" and not one Moron mentioned animal husbandry. How far we have fallen.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2013 04:02 PM (/hphm)

184
If you've ever seen the PBS dramatization of the works of James Herriot, you know that shoving your arm up the back end of a large farm animal is virtually de rigeur when it comes to diagnosing or treating various maladiesPosted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 03:21 PM (4df7R) >>>
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I swear, I was just checking to see how many loads Ace pumped into this stallion. I'm a U.S. Army trained professional. My mentor was trained by anavy guy, who was in turn mentored by a rather butch marine by the name of Allen. His horse rectum techniqe was legendary. The 'rons would have been in slack-jawed awe -- partly in anticipation of the sloppy seconds once that arm was pulled out, hoping to catch a second-hand smattering of semen.
By the way, MWR -- what do you use to clean your arm when you're done? I figure it's the tongue of a colleague, since you know it will be done to completion and beyond all expectations.

Posted by: Red Danaher at February 01, 2013 04:02 PM (4bCsd)

185 re 183: Tom Lehrer had a joke about that on his Carnegie Hall album in the mid 1960s

Posted by: mallfly at February 01, 2013 04:05 PM (bJm7W)

186 OT: LOL. Either there's a covert Moron handling Fox News' web site, or they need a new guy to check stuff before it goes up:

"BREAKING NEWS: DOW CLOSES ABOVE 1,400 "

...you don't say...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at February 01, 2013 04:07 PM (GBXon)

187 I think it was a beautiful commercial and it made me cry. You damn dirty pervs spoil nice things.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 01, 2013 04:08 PM (RZ8pf)

188 There used to be more competition in the beer business. In the early 70's Schlitz wanted a forty (40, count 'em) horse hitch. There was no one alive who had ever driven 40 horses, so they turned to a man with the (for here) extremely likely name of Dick Sparrow to figure it out. He did. That's a lot of harness, partner.

The only really sympathetic character in Of Mice And Men is the teamster, to whom George says, "Well, I reckon you must be king shit around here."

After a few years, the sponsorship ended and the herd was sold off. After a few more, they had a reunion. The horses were trailered in from all over, and when the horses saw the tack laid out, they all walked to their proper places and stood next to, behind and in front of the horses they knew.

Anyway, Mendoza was no Dick Sparrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dnlkr2nsBA

Posted by: comatus at February 01, 2013 04:11 PM (qaVK+)

189
It's like this great divide in Pennsylvania, where Philly and Pittsburgh think they're some sort of hero, they have the whole lottery thing and Groundhog Day, while the rest of the state is intent upon putting lead into them at high velocity. I'm in the high velocity lead tossing column.
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Groundhog hunting is one of the memories I have of stuff my dad and I did on the farm. I still have the varmint rifle, a nice Winchester .243.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 01, 2013 04:12 PM (QLJPW)

190 Beautiful ad.

Er, who is Andrew Mendoza?

Posted by: PJ at February 01, 2013 04:17 PM (ZWaLo)

191 Oops, just saw the previous thread.

Stop it H8ers! You love who you love!

Posted by: PJ at February 01, 2013 04:18 PM (ZWaLo)

192 Guess one should read the previous post to know who "Andrew" was. Someone important in the horse team who died and not someone who just wanted to mount them and still died.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at February 01, 2013 04:20 PM (Ea64Y)

193 I was expecting The London Boys.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2013 04:28 PM (DuH+r)

194 "Er, who is Andrew Mendoza?"

Go back to the main page and scroll one story below this one.

If you're too lazy, he's a dead horse fucker who thought he could give his load to a female horse to create a horseman baby.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 01, 2013 04:34 PM (wpPY5)

195 I love you beer. You get me drunk.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 01, 2013 04:44 PM (F2Vrz)

196 195: wattyler1381, well said. As to the question of the day, Andresito. Clearly.

Posted by: BetaPhi at February 01, 2013 05:46 PM (G/9Z5)

197 Note to self: Don'tlet the last thing I do in life beto havesex with a horse.

Posted by: Beef at February 01, 2013 06:56 PM (mb1uj)

198 Wonderfully shot. His name should beAmerica Valor. He is sooo awesome! A tribute to the armed forces.

Posted by: Laurel Skiff at February 02, 2013 09:37 AM (9rEhi)

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