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| Scott Brown Is Not Running For SenateThe rest of this post has been Mika-ized with cooed affirmations in italics.Former Massachusetts Republican senator Scott Brown mmm will not run in the special election for outgoing Democratic Sen. John Kerry’s seat, Oh! according to a Republican source familiar with his plans. Brown’s decision means Kerry’s seat is very likely to remain in Democratic hands. mmmmm! Republicans are now without a top candidate for the seat held by Kerry, mm-hm who was confirmed by the Senate to be the next secretary of state earlier this week. On the Democratic side, longtime Rep. Ed Markey is the frontrunner, but he faces a challenge from fellow Democratic Rep. Stephen Lynch, who is much more conservative. ugh With Brown out of the picture, Republicans may turn to Richard Tisei uh huhScott Brown says he can do more outside the Senate (mmmmm), and that's a bunch of hooey (uh-huhh). I'm very curious why he made this decision (Mmmmm) given that he was very well positioned (mm) to hold the seat. CommentsPosted by: imp at February 01, 2013 01:56 PM (UaxA0) Posted by: EC at February 01, 2013 01:57 PM (GQ8sn) 3
WTF?Did he get caught balls deep in an underaged prostitute?
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2013 01:57 PM (dBYCN) 4
Better a Demo/Fascist you know, than a back stabbing Rino.
Posted by: warlord at February 01, 2013 01:58 PM (GsjZB) 5
Tell me what other website you can go to for commentary like this. This is why I keep coming back, ace. My boss is looking at me funny because I'm not laughing quitely enough.
Posted by: OSUsux at February 01, 2013 01:59 PM (DFXmi) 6
That's my schtick!? Posted by: John King at February 01, 2013 01:59 PM (A3wg9) 7
How about LINDA? (We'd be glad to share her with our Massachusetts brethren)
Posted by: Cricket at February 01, 2013 01:59 PM (DrC22) 8
Wow, that's really retarded
Posted by: Joe Flacco at February 01, 2013 01:59 PM (F6KtL) 9
What time does the circular firing squad assemble? I don't want to be late again.
Posted by: Vizzini at February 01, 2013 01:59 PM (O7Q1u) Posted by: RWC at February 01, 2013 01:59 PM (fWAjv) 11
I disagree that he can "do more" outside the Senate
Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (DrC22) Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (Dll6b) 13
How wierd that I was just thinking about the fact that we need some good, professional candidates. And how can there be anybody who cannot see what is going on in this country? I mean, even some democrats? Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (Sptt8) 14
Probably just got tired of all the bullbleep.
Considering how thin the Republican bench is in Massachusetts, will be curious to see who rises to the top to take on Lynch or Markey. Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (kbOju) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (UOM48) 16
Damn Jewish lobby got to Scott Brown. Posted by: Chuck Hagel at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (F6KtL) 17
at least he didn't say "I didn't leave the party, the party left me"
Posted by: mallfly at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (bJm7W) 18
Establishment Republicans will always let you down.
Posted by: Voluble at February 01, 2013 02:00 PM (qYvEa) 19
maybe Romney can run for that seat; get ORCA dusted off and running...
Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 01, 2013 02:01 PM (Dll6b) Posted by: DeMint at February 01, 2013 02:01 PM (LpQbZ) 21
so what's he doing outside the Senate?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 01, 2013 02:01 PM (ZKzrr) 22
I guess Brown did not like all the
jizz on Kerry's seat. Posted by: red guy at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (2zEgb) 23
Someone should let Mika know it's rude to speak with your mouth full.
Posted by: No good deed at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (AV7wv) 24
Maybe he was banging little girls in the DR along with Menendez?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (GsoHv) 25
Tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, Native Italo-American at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (QKKT0) 26
so what's he doing outside the Senate?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 01, 2013 02:01 PM (ZKzrr) porn; gay porn; transgender lesbian porn Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (Dll6b) 27
The rest of this post has been Mika-ized with cooed affirmations in italics.
Nice. You need to through in an occasional Ed McMahon "YES". Posted by: Pupster at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (6tVbw) 28
When would he be up for reelection if he had one? It probably isn't fun running for Senate every other year.
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:02 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 02:03 PM (A3wg9) 30
There was some funny business last week with his twitter feed.
Not sure what, bc I didnt care enough to check, but that might play a role. Posted by: Hopeless at February 01, 2013 02:03 PM (8iy5P) 31
Honestly, I don't think he wants to keep running for office.
He lost to, frankly, an imbecile and he went as far right as he could go. MA Democrats are just bigots, that's all. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:03 PM (T0NGe) 32
The GOP should find a dot Indian to run for the seat on the platform that Massachusetts deserves all-Indian representation in the Senate.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 02:03 PM (QKKT0) 33
28 When would he be up for reelection if he had one? It probably isn't fun running for Senate every other year. Posted by: SH THat's a joke, right? Posted by: imp at February 01, 2013 02:03 PM (UaxA0) Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:04 PM (UOM48) 35
Who wants a hardly worn Scott Brown for Senate t-shirt for cheap?
Posted by: Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty at February 01, 2013 02:04 PM (3Yoby) 36
He would lose, no republican can win MA.
Posted by: Mr Pink at February 01, 2013 02:05 PM (fN+BS) 37
Markey would be worst than Kerry. He is one of the biggest douches in congress.
Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 02:05 PM (53z96) 38
When would he be up for reelection if he had one? It probably isn't fun running for Senate every other year. Posted by: SHTHat's a joke, right?
--- No. When would Kerry's term expire? This would be his 3rd Senate campaign in 2-3 years, and he would have to run again when this term expires? I honestly don't know when Kerry ran last? Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:05 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:05 PM (UOM48) 40
Ace, it looks like you're masturbating while transcribing the posts.
Posted by: Hal at February 01, 2013 02:06 PM (MftY/) 41
Brown probably isn't running because he has no money and is in debt from that last fiasco when big chief lying scrunt beat him.
Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 02:06 PM (53z96) 42
Hard to get disappointed over not having another republican senator saying that amnesty would be a great idea. The path to getting a majority in the senate is not going to go through the states of New York or California and neither is it through Connecticut and Massachusetts so I don't see it being that worthwhile to nationally be spending our time money and hopes on those places.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 01, 2013 02:07 PM (9JaHt) 43
It really is amazing that What's Her Face won.
Posted by: Baldy at February 01, 2013 02:07 PM (opS9C) 44
He sucked anyway. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Ken Royall at February 01, 2013 02:07 PM (x0g8a) 45
Maybe Brown can do another Playgirl layout, interleaved with Mika's ums and mmms.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ţr0n at February 01, 2013 02:08 PM (Lxw+T) 46
Imp - just went to Wikipedia. If Brown ran and won, he'd have to run again in 2014, when Kerry's six year term expires. If he did that, it would be his 4th senatorial election in a 4-5 year period. Honestly, who would want to do that?
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:08 PM (gmeXX) 47
You left of the mm-mm-mm at the end.
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 02:08 PM (fsLdt) 48
Good riddance.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 01, 2013 02:09 PM (9eDbm) 49
Brown probably isn't running because he has no money and is in debt from that last fiasco when big chief lying scrunt beat him.
Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2013 02:06 PM (53z96) This. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 01, 2013 02:09 PM (4c71i) Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:09 PM (UOM48) Posted by: Bigby's Blimp-Wrangling Hands at February 01, 2013 02:09 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2013 02:09 PM (XkWWK) Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 02:10 PM (fsLdt) 54
I knew something was up when he replaced his pickup with a Miata.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 01, 2013 02:10 PM (+lsX1) 55
Ace, lol!
Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 02:10 PM (IyUTN) 56
I dont blame him... to keep campaigning over and over and over in a deep blue state... yuck.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 02:10 PM (DGIjM) 57
hmm....
photos of him with a dead girl or a live boy....and a horse head in his bed this morning.... Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 02:11 PM (+OTLF) 58
Bqhatevwr, dude.
Posted by: mofo at February 01, 2013 02:11 PM (tjpyX) 59
Mitt Romney for Senate: "I told you so!"
Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:11 PM (T0NGe) 60
40
Ace, it looks like you're masturbating while transcribing the posts. Posted by: Hal at February 01, 2013 02:06 PM Don't judge. Posted by: Long Island at February 01, 2013 02:11 PM (hl8SI) 61
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 01, 2013 02:11 PM (Jcd0S) 62
photos of him with a dead girl or a live boy....and a horse head in his bed this morning....
*winces* ugh! Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:11 PM (UOM48) 63
Anyhoo, I thought he was supposedly well-positioned to hold his previous seat.
Didn't seem to be a good analysis then, so it surely doesn't now. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 01, 2013 02:12 PM (4c71i) 64
Brown is stewped anyway. We are proud to have Bernie Sanders as one of our Senators. A true man about the people and is proud to help Presdent Obama with The Affordiable Health Act. He fought against Bush's agenda at every step. We are proud of him for protrcting democracy and freedom :-)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 01, 2013 02:12 PM (HlUFk) 65
oh... Thanks ACE for un ban hammering me.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 02:12 PM (DGIjM) 66
42 Hard to get disappointed over not having another republican senator saying that amnesty would be a great idea.
And now...we might have Geraldo Rivera in the senate, from NJ. Hmm, I wonder how a Senator Geraldo would vote on amnesty? Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 02:12 PM (BZMZX) 67
Ace, I'm getting the feeling that you actually watch Morning Joe.
It's like a coffee klatsch, except without all the people involved. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:12 PM (T0NGe) 68
You know, I've got some old school Jenna that has less cooing dubbing in than what Mika does on a daily basis.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 01, 2013 02:13 PM (VtjlW) 69
“What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.” (mmm) “The great strength of the totalitarian state is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it.” (uh huh) “By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.” (oh!) Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ţr0n at February 01, 2013 02:13 PM (Lxw+T) 70
I don't blame him a bit.
Senate is a waste; a bunch of blowhards. The fedgov is The Walking Dead anyway; Brown should run for Governor. we will have federalism again soon, whether we wish to or not. Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at February 01, 2013 02:13 PM (J6kXj) 71
We are proud of him for protrcting democracy and freedom :-)
Yes, Mary, Bernie does protract democracy and freedom. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:13 PM (T0NGe) 72
Only honest and capable people should run for public office
Posted by: Big Chief Lying Scrunt at February 01, 2013 02:14 PM (y6FGp) 73
You know what we really need. More Saturday Nigh Live alums in the Senate. Surely there are a few that live in Boston.
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:14 PM (gmeXX) 74
dubbing = dubbed whatever like any of y'all kept reading after old school Jenna
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 01, 2013 02:14 PM (VtjlW) 75
we shall fight on the beaches,
mmm-hmm we shall fight on the landing grounds, Ooh we shall fight in the fields and in the streets Yeahhh , we shall fight in the hills; Mm? we shall never surrender Oooh Posted by: Bigby's Blimp-Wrangling Hands at February 01, 2013 02:14 PM (3ZtZW) 76
MATT DAMON!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (U08es) 77
You ever see that picture of Scarborough with Mika laying on his desk?She has damn fine legs.
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (dBYCN) 78
When you get down to it, Brown was elected for one purpose only, and he basically failed at achieving the one result he was elected for.
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (gmeXX) 79
40 Ace, it looks like you're masturbating while transcribing the posts.
--- Looks can be decieving. They aren't in this instance, but you know some other times they are... mmmm Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (SO2Q8) 80
There's apparently infighting here in MA amongst various micro-factions of the state GOP. One of Brown's assistants, Kristen Hughes, is trying to become state GOP chair (with Brown's backing), but is encountering stern resistance. Brown probably realizes that even his core party machinery is not in working order, all the more (or less) so what with the bitterness occasioned by his support for Hughes. So he'll wait for the gubernatorial race next year.
Posted by: RamonAllones at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (3lLli) 81
and the governorship is up for grabs soon...
Unfortunately, one of his minions, Kristen Hughes, won the chairmanship for the Mass GOP... The RINOs are still in charge... MA sucks. Posted by: Lynne at February 01, 2013 02:16 PM (lHn6+) 82
66 42 Hard to get disappointed over not having another republican senator saying that amnesty would be a great idea.
And now...we might have Geraldo Rivera in the senate, from NJ. Hmm, I wonder how a Senator Geraldo would vote on amnesty? Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 02:12 PM (BZMZX) I can easily include New Jersey in the list of states where the path to the majority isn't. But then again Geraldo becoming senator there is pretty laughable anyways. Posted by: Buzzion at February 01, 2013 02:16 PM (9JaHt) 83
And now...we might have Geraldo Rivera in the senate, from NJ.
Hmm, I wonder how a Senator Geraldo would vote on amnesty? Here's what's so fucking stupid about Geraldo and identity politics. Geraldo is half Puerto Rican. You know how Puerto Ricans should feel about amnesty? They should be shouting "Hell, fucking no we don't want amnesty! We're fucking citizens!" So many people slit their own throats over identity politics. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:16 PM (T0NGe) 84
Well, crud.
Guess that means that all those "we'll confirm John F'ing Kerry, 'cause at least we'll pick up a Senate seat" RINOs were a bunch of useless blowhards. Posted by: cthulhu at February 01, 2013 02:16 PM (kaalw) 85
Well, Scott Brown just ran against Elizabeth Warren, noted liar and cheat, and he lost. Why would he think he could win now? Why would anyone think a Republican could win any office anywhere, given that the Media now picks and chooses candidates and decides the winner?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (xjpRj) 86
Senator Adam Corollafilibustering with his own Mika parrot ginch would be priceless.
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (fsLdt) Posted by: Scotty Brown at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (p/cQy) 88
So, Christie thought that visiting Barky in the WH was "a lot of fun". Barky probably told him that as President, he has a pastry chef on call 24/7. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (Jcd0S) 89
Damn you Pixy
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (fsLdt) Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (nwg8h) 91
Scott, you wouldn't believe what you can do outside the Senate!
Posted by: Senator "Throb" Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:17 PM (FcR7P) 92
I'd have expected more of a gurgling sound from your Mika-bot after the money sh--ummmm, er...conclusion of your post. Posted by: Jaws at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (4I3Uo) 93
"But then again Geraldo becoming senator there is pretty laughable anyways.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 01, 2013 02:16 PM (9JaHt)" Go ahead, we'll see who laughs last. Posted by: Ashley Judd at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (4c71i) 94
How about Sean Bielat?
Posted by: LibertarianJim (team #letitburn) at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (9TK8E) 95
Why would anyone think a Republican could win any office anywhere, given
that the Media now picks and chooses candidates and decides the winner? *nods* *bats eyes* mmm hmmm Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (UOM48) 96
MATT DAMON! Posted by: MATT DAMON! at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (U08es) Don't fuck around. The arrogant retard might do it, and the other retards of MA will elect him. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (GsoHv) 97
If you had won a hotly contested seat like he did over maryha Coakley, defied your party to represent the interests of your state the best you could, and then got bitch-slapped by your constituents electing Taxagawea, would you put yourself back out there again? I mean, getting defeated by the likes of Warren, who never failed to present herself as a stupid, lying cadidate befoe, during, and after the election, that has to sting, right? I saw a post-election press conference video where she stated that of course women would be a big part of her Washington staff, since they now make up almost 28% of the population now. that was the same presser that the governor had to tell her that he was supposed to answer the national defense questions. If I lost to someone so deceptive as Warren, I wouldn't represent those voters if it meant pulling them out of a lava pit. Posted by: Advo at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (0rgqK) Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (nwg8h) 99
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (/eBe8) 100
Wow, two porn references in the comments before the first 100 comments. I'll prey four your soles.
Posted by: Church Lady at February 01, 2013 02:19 PM (feFL6) 101
I see your Matt Damon and I raise you one Ben Affleck.
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:19 PM (gmeXX) 102
How about Sean Bielat?
Posted by: LibertarianJim (team #letitburn) at February 01, 2013 02:18 PM (9TK8E) Why, oh why, did you have to do that? Why? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at February 01, 2013 02:19 PM (VtjlW) 103
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
o mm-hmm Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, oooooo Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, oh! And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; mmmmmmmmm No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks mm-hmm That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; mmmm To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; uh-huh Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:19 PM (T0NGe) Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:19 PM (UOM48) 105
LOL
@RBPundit Are you fucking stoned? RT @JoeNBC Unemployment ticks up to 7.9%, but signs of strong recovery Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at February 01, 2013 02:19 PM (DGIjM) 106
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Posted by: Crash Test Mikas at February 01, 2013 02:20 PM (SO2Q8) 107
You know how Puerto Ricans should feel about amnesty?
They already have 'amnesty'. They're free to come to this country. If they stay on the island, they're free to collect welfare, but are not subject to federal income taxes. Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2013 02:20 PM (FcR7P) Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 02:20 PM (nwg8h) 109
Sorry, this is off topic, but I just read that Wounded Warriors Project just turned down contribution from a church. I am not religious, but this is just so wrong. Call or email WWP to tell them what you think.
Posted by: LYNNDH at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (mr9Ns) 110
Don't fuck around. The arrogant retard might do it, and the other retards of MA will elect him.
And then what few inhibitions I have about making fun of Massachusetts will fall away. I say he goes for it. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (/eBe8) 111
@78 SH
In retrospect, it's difficult to be sure that MA voters really elected Scott Brown to do that "one" job (i.e., block Obamacare). There weren't *that* many eligible voters voting in the 2010 contest for the Senate seat. Most of them were probably voting *against* the Dem candidate, MA State AG Martha Coakley, for being presumptuous that the seat would be hers in a sleepwalk. After the 2010 election, I didn't get the sense that MA voters (my idiotic and/or criminal neighbors here in the Bay State) really felt at all exercised about Obamacare per se. Pathetic, but there it is. Posted by: RamonAllones at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (3lLli) 112
When you get down to it, Brown was elected for one
purpose only, and he basically failed at achieving the one result he was elected for. Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (gmeXX) He voted against BammyCare as promised but it was passed through sheer chicanery about which he couldn't do anything. He was a lib POS on just about everything else but he did keep his promise on health care. Posted by: Captain Hate at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (Y4+2O) 113
He was half of a dem, I live in MA and was
more often pissed off at his votes than happy with him. I would like a Reagan conservative to run but MA does not have anyone like The Great Comminicator. I am impressed with Ted Cruz, wish we had One like Cruz. Posted by: CarolT at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (s0f54) 114
ugh. I'm not even going to think about this. I envision another Kennedy in our future.
Here, how about some more fun news from Chi-town to cleanse the palette? Convicted Murderer Mistakenly Released In ChicagoCBS Chicago: http://tiny.cc/hddurw CHICAGO (CBS) — More than 100 law enforcement personnel from the FBI, the U.S. Marshal’s office, Chicago Police, the Cook County Sheriff’s police and the state of Indiana are looking for a convicted murderer mistakenly freed in Chicago earlier this week. The inmate, Gary native Steven Robbins, was serving a 60-year sentence for a 2002 murder in Indianapolis, and wasn’t supposed to be released until 2029... But law abiding Americans shouldn't be allowed to have guns, not even when there's a chance that their law enforcement officials will mistakenly release a convicted murdered into their midst. They should just crouch behind a desk with a pair of scissors. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (4df7R) 115
OK, SH, it just looked like you meant going forward he'd have elections every two years. If it's just one more after this special election, then I understand your point. Posted by: imp at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (UaxA0) 116
Has anyone tried the new stuffed grillers at Taco Bell? I really want to know. A bit hungover today, you know.
Posted by: simpleton at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (i3pKT) 117
Barky probably told him that as President, he has a pastry chef on call 24/7.
--- How can you survive with only one? Posted by: C. Christie at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (SO2Q8) 118
Ooops, I skimmed your comment and missed your point, AmishDude.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2013 02:22 PM (FcR7P) 119
Which brave moron will change his or her name to Ted Kennedy and use Pavlov to aid destiny?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 02:22 PM (8YE3t) 120
There's apparently infighting here in MA amongst various micro-factions of the state GOP
--- Wait, there is a state GOP in Massachusettes? Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:22 PM (gmeXX) 121
But law abiding Americans shouldn't be allowed to have guns, not even
when there's a chance that their law enforcement officials will mistakenly release a convicted murdered into their midst. They should just crouch behind a desk with a pair of scissors. *rolls eyes* wow Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (UOM48) 122
i think the scoamf's aunty should be given the seat
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (GVxQo) 123
You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex.
(oooh) I believe everything happens under God's plan anyway. (mmm) I don't have aluminum foil on my windows anymore. (uh huh) Cocaine's a helluva drug. (oh!) Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (Lxw+T) 124
Brown is feeling appropriately humiliated fer getting beaten by Fauxcahontas. A paper bag should have not lost that race. Don't see why we need him or Mass.
Focus elsewhere. Posted by: Sgt. York at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (jEvoA) 125
They already have 'amnesty'. They're free to come to this country. If they stay on the island, they're free to collect welfare, but are not subject to federal income taxes.
That's the point! If you're Puerto Rican, you're a citizen and you don't want to dilute the workforce, especially the part of the workforce that competes most with Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans should be advocating a "round 'em up" position. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (T0NGe) 126
76 MATT DAMON!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at February 01, 2013 02:15 PM (U08es) _________ Nooooo!!! They would do that--wouldn't they. Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (r2PLg) 127
"He voted against BammyCare as promised but it was passed through sheer chicanery about which he couldn't do anything. He was a lib POS on just about everything else but he did keep his promise on health care.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 01, 2013 02:21 PM (Y4+2O)" I'm told that it doesn't matter if a Republican votes as a Democrat, what's important is procedure. Posted by: Ashley Judd at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (4c71i) Posted by: ette at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (nqBYe) 129
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Better a Demo/Fascist you know, than a back stabbing Rino. Posted by: warlord Yeah, because a rock-ribbed conservative is likely to win a Senate seat in Massachusetts. Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (dZ756) 130
Yeah but I bet some sausages and beer a Brown Person will fill that void
Posted by: Clemenza at February 01, 2013 02:23 PM (x59Gv) 131
/off dirty, dirty sock
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 01, 2013 02:24 PM (4c71i) 132
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Honestly, I don't think he wants to keep running for office. He lost to, frankly, an imbecile and he went as far right as he could go. MA Democrats are just bigots, that's all. Posted by: AmishDude Game - set - match Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2013 02:24 PM (dZ756) Posted by: dananjcon-Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:24 PM (jvd3N) 134
Are you fucking stoned? RT @JoeNBC Unemployment ticks up to 7.9%, but signs of strong recovery
What's the point of their numbers anymore? They should just have a daily reminder that we're in "Employment Level: Chartreuse" or something. Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2013 02:24 PM (FcR7P) 135
I feel the people of Boston calling me to serve them again.
Posted by: Bill Buckner at February 01, 2013 02:24 PM (SO2Q8) 136
All kidding aside, I'm somewhat surprised by this as I thought (from an outsider's perspective of course) that he would have had a chance. Yes he just lost, but that was during Presidential election, this next race wouldn't have quite the draw. But he also had something to run on last election. I'll vote against Obamacare. What would he really run on this election?
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (gmeXX) 137
I bled for you.
Vote for me. Posted by: Curt Schilling at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (SO2Q8) 138
I mist tehe Old dogs,,,
Posted by: Clemenza at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (x59Gv) 139
Ooohhh Scott ....
Uuummm when Geraldo quits Fox to run for the Senate... Aaahhh will you take his place? mmmmmm Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (EVyWz) 140
If only he was 1/32 cherokee.....
Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (+OTLF) Posted by: Robert Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (nwg8h) 142
They sewed fig-leaves together and made themselves aprons.
(ummm) For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. (uh huh) And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights. (unnh umm) The dove found no rest for the sole of her foot. (oh!) Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 02:26 PM (Lxw+T) 143
I'm very curious why he made this decision (Mmmmm) given that he was very well positioned (mm) to hold the seat.
Only to lose it in the next regularly scheduled election. Maybe he doesn't want to waste the time trying to represent the tapeworms of Massachusetts. Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 01, 2013 02:26 PM (QupBk) 144
I had no Idea,
Commander in Chief after the next 4..... Posted by: Clemenza at February 01, 2013 02:27 PM (x59Gv) 145
This isn't rocket science.
1.) It would be hard to win the special election, though Brown could do it. It would be a tough, tough race however. 2.) Brown would immediately have to begin campaigning again for the 2014 election -- not quite the tough terrain that 2012 would be (as it's a midterm) but still hard times, and as part of a national GOP caucus that is about as popular as herpes simplex. 3.) The most obvious answer hasn't been mentioned yet: Brown is obviously running for governor, and he has a much better shot at that than Senate anyway. Until Deval Patrick, Massachusetts actually hadn't elected a DEMOCRATIC governor since 1988 (Dukakis, natch). After that it was Weld, Weld, Cellucci, Swift, and Romney. Brown is perfectly poised to retake the statehouse after eight years of Patrick (who is now being dogged with corruption scandals of the sort that inevitably catch up with Mass Dem pols). Posted by: Jeff B. at February 01, 2013 02:27 PM (OQZWo) 146
MMMBOP
Posted by: Mike Hanson at February 01, 2013 02:27 PM (SO2Q8) 147
His daughters are still hot.
They are over the hill. Posted by: Robert Menendez I'm going to have to go younger to not end up with this guy's sloppy seconds... Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 01, 2013 02:27 PM (FcR7P) 148
Curt Schilling would be perfect. A rent-seeking idiot who knows nothing about managing a business but is very adroit at finding bankruptcy even after a huge bailout. Who better to represent the great state of Massachussettes.
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:27 PM (gmeXX) 149
waste the time trying to represent the tapeworms of Massachusetts.
I saw the Tapeworms of Massachusetts open for the Dead Kennedys in 1984. Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 02:27 PM (Lxw+T) 150
is there a kennedy available?
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 02:28 PM (GVxQo) 151
I just pee'd my pants a little. Mmmmm. Okay, a lot.
Posted by: Mika at February 01, 2013 02:28 PM (UzPAd) 152
137 I bled for you. Vote for me. Posted by: Curt Schilling at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (SO2Q Sez the guy who received a business loan for a computer gaming outfit that went bust. Sure... why not? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 01, 2013 02:28 PM (Jcd0S) Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:29 PM (gmeXX) 154
I bled for you.
Vote for me. Posted by: Curt Schilling at February 01, 2013 02:25 PM (SO2Q I'd love it just to watch those liberal douches at ESPN have a fit over it. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:29 PM (T0NGe) 155
saw the Tapeworms of Massachusetts open for the Dead Kennedys in 1984.
Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed --------------------- Too drunk to ---- Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 02:29 PM (uhftQ) 156
3.) The most obvious answer hasn't been mentioned yet: Brown is obviously running for governor,
It's a thought but I doubt he could afford it. I don't see a list of donors beating down his door. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 02:29 PM (l86i3) 157
Given how far ahead of Warren he was 5 months before the election, and how badly he lost, the polling numbers I saw this week didn't lead me to think Brown was likely to win.
If he runs, and loses, he's toast. If he doesn't run for this, he can run for Gov. It looks like he wants to be Gov Posted by: Greg Q at February 01, 2013 02:29 PM (4Pleu) 158
Yes, because after all his last run went so well.
Honestly, he must be begging for quarters down at Faneuil Hall. Posted by: Marcus at February 01, 2013 02:30 PM (GGCsk) 159
If we could get Mika to coo like an underage Dominican hooker, I'd close my eyes.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:30 PM (UzPAd) 160
Scott Brown announced that he'll be taking a two year sabbatical and will be returning to run as Sasha Brown
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 02:30 PM (eURro) 161
If we could get Mika to coo like an underage Dominican hooker, I'd close my eyes.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:30 PM (UzPAd) Si, se puede, mi senator! Posted by: Hrothgar - EPA Assault Regulator at February 01, 2013 02:31 PM (Cnqmv) 162
Call me 'Papi', Mika.
Posted by: Robert Menendez at February 01, 2013 02:31 PM (nwg8h) 163
Scott Brown announced that he'll be taking a two year sabbatical and will be returning to run as Sasha Brown
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2013 02:30 PM (eURro) Is that s sex change or a race change? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 01, 2013 02:31 PM (l86i3) 164
What would be worse Chris Matthews, status quo, or Senator Chris Matthews?
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:31 PM (gmeXX) 165
Ashley Judd, Matt Damon, Ben Aflick, Gerardo Rivera ...
Fuck it! Why don't we just take everyone who is routinely mentioned on Entertainment Tonight and put them in government. Posted by: Long Island at February 01, 2013 02:31 PM (hl8SI) 166
O/T -Meanwhile, back at the ranch...St. Traytable's phone has been made "available" (well, sort of) to the defense.
http://bit.ly/11u0RXK Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 02:32 PM (tQHzJ) 167
oh my.....chris matthews!!!!!! that would be fantastic!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 02:32 PM (GVxQo) 168
#95 Liz Warren would never have wonthat race in a midterm election. She was totally the product of huge Obama coattails which Brown could not overcome. Dems were very successful also in scaring the low-intensity Democrat voters into believing that Brown might give the control of the Senate back to Republicans.
IMO, Brown doesn't really want to be in the Senate anymore. Not only would he have to immediately run for reelection in 2014, he might face a primary opponent if he won the special election but voted with the Democrats on some things as he did before. And he would have to work with the shrew Warren on stuff for the state. I'm guessing he really loathes her. Posted by: rockmom at February 01, 2013 02:32 PM (aBlZ1) Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at February 01, 2013 02:32 PM (raGXo) Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 01, 2013 02:32 PM (uhftQ) 171
What would be worse Chris Matthews, status quo, or Senator Chris Matthews?
I'm sure Rand Paul could find a way to provoke a fistfight between Matthews and Franken on the Senate floor. Posted by: AmishDude at February 01, 2013 02:32 PM (T0NGe) Posted by: dananjcon at February 01, 2013 02:33 PM (jvd3N) 173
or lawrence odonnell!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at February 01, 2013 02:33 PM (GVxQo) 174
Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Keith Olberman at February 01, 2013 02:34 PM (DGIjM) 175
Isn't there someone who is 1/16 native american to run. How historic to finally see the native Americans get 3/32 representation from the same state that brought the scurge known as Thanksgiving to America.
Posted by: SH at February 01, 2013 02:34 PM (gmeXX) 176
Lawrence odonnell! yes how could we forget that scrappy fellow.
Posted by: Long Island at February 01, 2013 02:35 PM (hl8SI) 177
I'm sure Rand Paul could find a way to provoke a fistfight between Matthews and Franken on the Senate floor.
He could claim Franken said Matthews is still carrying last year's purse and it's out of fashion, unlike his own. Posted by: George Orwell what says donuts are a dish best served glazed at February 01, 2013 02:35 PM (Lxw+T) 178
165Ashley Judd, Matt Damon, Ben Aflick, Gerardo Rivera ...
Fuck it! Why don't we just take everyone who is routinely mentioned on Entertainment Tonight and put them in government. Posted by: Long Island at February 01, 2013 02:31 PM (hl8SI) >>> >> >Considering the tea-gagging contingency, it actually would be an intellectual step-up. Posted by: Ace's bandage at February 01, 2013 02:35 PM (4bCsd) 179
Hey, I could totally move to Massachusetts! What state is that in, anyway?
Posted by: Tom Daschle at February 01, 2013 02:35 PM (L7hol) 180
Does Mika know that Ron Jeremy is in the hospital? And that he's a Joooo? I'd like to watch her face as her tiny brain tries to process those 2 things; her eyes might move in different directions like chameleons's do.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 01, 2013 02:36 PM (Y4+2O) 181
Jesus Fuck, can we get just one damn piece of good news once in a while?
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 02:38 PM (celt+) 182
Sort of OT but pertains to the Senate seat.
After yesterday's testimony I wondered if Obama nominated Hagel to make Kerry look better. Posted by: Long Island at February 01, 2013 02:39 PM (hl8SI) 183
"What would be worse Chris Matthews, status quo, or Senator Chris Matthews?" I can't tell you what would be worse but I'm pretty sure eating and passing apackage of Irwin Mainway's Bag'O Glass would be better. Posted by: Jaws at February 01, 2013 02:39 PM (4I3Uo) 184
Scott Brown says he can do more outside the Senate
You know, we joke about there being something in the water in DC, but there has to be for Centerfold Scotty to make such an asinine statement. Hey, Scott, here's the cold truth: you were a fluke. You won a special election against an elitist party hack because you came from nowhere, had a "regular guy" shtick and had Tea Party support. Then you went to DC, instantly became Barney Frank's loofah boy and went about trademarking "bipartisan" as your middle name. When you tried to run again, the Dems learned their lesson and came at you with all guns blazing while you kept distancing yourself from those evil anti-gummint teabaggers whose reverence for that silly Constitution embarrassed you. You lost to a blatantly fake "Indian." And now, given that second chance, rather than go through the motions of mending your bridges, you've thrown up your hands and decided not to run because you can "do more outside the Senate." A last question, Scotty: explain what sort of powerbase or populist appeal you have, as a private citizen, that makes your witless bloviating any more relevant than the farts of the reanimated corpse of Millard P. Fillmore. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2013 02:39 PM (zF6Iw) 185
If I lost to someone so deceptive as Warren, I wouldn't represent those voters if it meant pulling them out of a lava pit.
---- Yeah, because a rock-ribbed conservative is likely to win a Senate seat in Massachusetts. ---- We really need to reconsider this whole "United" States thing again. Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 01, 2013 02:40 PM (EZl54) 186
181Jesus Fuck, can we get just one damn piece of good news once in a while?
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 01, 2013 02:38 PM (celt+) >>> >> > >Well, unemployment is up. That should make you happy, Obama won't be re-elected. Oh wait, that's right - he already was re-elected. How 'bout a little salt, scarecrow? Posted by: Wicked Westie at February 01, 2013 02:41 PM (4bCsd) 187
I think the GOP should nominate Caligula's ass to run for Mass. Senator. That state has a penchant for voting for them.
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2013 02:41 PM (VndSC) 188
183
"What would be worse Chris Matthews, status quo, or Senator Chris Matthews?" I can't tell you what would be worse but I'm pretty sure eating and passing apackage of Irwin Mainway's Bag'O Glass would be better.Posted by: Jaws at February 01, 2013 02:39 PM (4I3Uo) >>> >> > > Lorne Michaels called. He'd like his royalty check now. Posted by: Wicked Westie at February 01, 2013 02:42 PM (4bCsd) 189
In Ba-Rahn-Ko 'merica you need tiger, pretendian or electrlytes to have a chance....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 01, 2013 02:42 PM (8YE3t) 190
We really need to reconsider this whole "United" States thing again.
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at February 01, 2013 02:40 PM (EZl54) As my Scots mother said, "You may call it Great Britain, but you can't call it the 'United' Kingdom!" Posted by: Hrothgar - EPA Assault Regulator at February 01, 2013 02:42 PM (Cnqmv) 191
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I can't tell you what would be worse but I'm pretty sure eating and passing apackage of Irwin Mainway's Bag'O Glass would be better.Posted by: Jaws at February 01, 2013 02:39 PM (4I3Uo) >>> >> > > I bet you clip coupons for Grecian Formula, DentureGrip and Milk ofMagnesia. Posted by: Wicked Westie at February 01, 2013 02:44 PM (4bCsd) 192
Did Brown get his 5 years in for his pension? I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 01, 2013 02:44 PM (QupBk) 193
I here by designate today as Scott Brown day and tomorrow as Mika Brzink- her- face day...she's hot in a butch biker chick kind of way.
Carry on. Posted by: Mayor Quimby at February 01, 2013 02:44 PM (jvd3N) 194
"We've been betrayed again!"
-Has any body brought that line up yet? Am I the first to voice it today? Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at February 01, 2013 02:44 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: Berserker at February 01, 2013 02:50 PM (FMbng) 196
A number of people advised him not to run and waste his time on a seat he had to run again for in a regular election and would lose 'cause Mass doesn't elect Rs. His recent loss to Lying Squaw Warren sort of demonstrates that reasoning pretty well.
Posted by: laddy at February 01, 2013 02:57 PM (znNnT) Posted by: redc1c4 at February 01, 2013 02:58 PM (8MasJ) 198
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2013 02:39 PM (zF6Iw)
Perfect post. Once Scottie Centerfold got a taste of power he turned out to be as useless as his new friend Lurch, with nary a misgiving about kicking the Tea Party supporters in the teeth. Fuck him. Posted by: Captain Hate at February 01, 2013 03:01 PM (Y4+2O) 199
Eh. He wouldn't win, and if he did lose he'd be a laughingstock for dropping two so close together.
But quite honestly I don't care too much. He was hardly worth the effort necessary to get him elected the first time. I'll work on electing people who aren't trying to get an assault weapon ban passed. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 01, 2013 03:14 PM (pmDdf) 200
" GOP caucus that is about as popular as herpes simplex
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 01, 2013 02:27" What did I ever do to you? Posted by: herpes simplex at February 01, 2013 03:17 PM (pMGkg) 201
His usefulness to the GOP (Obamacare) dried up before he was even seated. His voting record sucked. And he couldn't beat Fauxcahontas AS AN INCUMBENT. Whatever Scott Brown says about why he's not running, the real reason is because he won't win. Posted by: Sam In VA at February 01, 2013 03:26 PM (rFiOs) 202
What a pussy. He wasn't even running and had a lead over some big-name dems. He had nothing to lose and much to offer in terms of Obama resistance. Plus, who doesn't use the opportunity like this to sidle up to Warren just to say "miss me?"
So, to conclude and summarize: what a pussy. Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2013 03:31 PM (9/Ug/) 203
Forget about my oohs and mms and ahhs...haven't you seen my rosy orgasmic flush whenever someone says something good about my Lightbringer?
Posted by: MikaBoobinski at February 01, 2013 03:33 PM (7ObY1) 204
Massachusetts likes to elect GOP governors thinking it will reign in the spending. They are too stupid and parochial to admit that it has to do with being virtually a one-party state. Probably that's what Brown is banking on. Coupe Deval is presumably headed for some District of Corruption appointment. I don't see Brown as a good executive type but unlike Patrick, there's a chance he won't drool on his tie. Posted by: Mr. Peabody at February 01, 2013 03:37 PM (Hq48F) 205
That's too bad, I liked him. I never had a problem with a Massachusetts Senator reflecting the spirit of his state, vice, say, reflecting the spirit of Texas.
I think he should reconsider. Posted by: G. at February 01, 2013 03:45 PM (GeMUD) 206
"Tisei could be an attractive option for the GOP as an outside-the-box candidate. He is openly gay and pro-abortion rights..."
...and SoCons are about 0.00000000001% of the electorate in MA. Posted by: cool breeze at February 01, 2013 03:57 PM (A+/8k) 207
Maybe he just got tired of having the liberal establishment empty buckets of shit on his head. After a while, that gets really old. Call him a pussy if you like, but I can't say as I blame him.
Posted by: Brown Line at February 01, 2013 04:11 PM (K1+sf) 208
I suspect he fancies a turn in the governor's seat.
Posted by: steve walsh at February 01, 2013 04:44 PM (xDQNc) 209
Senator Staplecrotch thought he could get by on Beltway payola (mmm the vaunted multimillion $ warchest) instead of grassroots fundraising, and he was wrong like his buddy Mittens was wrong. You can only buy office as a registered Dem, not a bipartisan fuckwad. Despite whether Republicans can get elected in MA, and they obviously can, he voted with the Dems and got beat by a real Dem. The fake Republican lost to the fake Injun. Good riddance.
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