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Episode 1327, "The One Where Senator Bob Menendez Does Big Money Favors for His Big Money Donor 'Friend'"

Interesting piece, which I think should be read in full, even if you're not following the Menendez story.

It's a story about the very snuggly relationship between high-dollar donors and their politician "friends" and the favors these "friends" do for each other.


L to R: Guilty; Also Guilty

Just a little joke there, fellas. Just a joke. Protected as parody. Parodying the L to R identification in newspaper pictures with a deliberately risible rush to judgment.

So calm down.

The short version is that Melgen had bought a contract in the Dominican Republican giving him rights to deliver port-security services to that country; the contract was worth, it's said, up to $500 million. (Actually at another point the figure $50 million per year for 20 years is cited, which, by my math, is a cool billion with a b, daddyo.)

The Dominican Republic didn't want to honor the contract and Melgen dialed up his Very Good Friend Bob Menendez, who in turn called up some of his Friends at State, who in turn exerted their influence to make sure the contract was honored.

So all these Friends act together so that one of their Friends can cash a $500 million contract. (Or a billion.)

Melgen gives an awful lot of money to Democrats. He also throws some money to local (Florida) Republicans, including Mario Rubio and Ilena Ros-Lehtinen.

Earlier today ABCNews (which had the Menendez tip about the prostitutes last May and apparently did nothing with it) broke this related story:

Officials: Agents Raided Office of Menendez Friend After Document Shredding Truck Spotted

Federal agents raided the West Palm Beach eye clinic of a longtime friend and political supporter of Sen. Robert Menendez earlier this week after a document shredding truck was observed at the building, following attempts by FBI agents to question Dr. Salomon Melgen about his relationship with the New Jersey Democrat, according to federal officials familiar with the investigation.

The execution of the search warrant was carried out by a federal health care task force, with agents from both the FBI and the federal Department of Health and Human Services Inspector General's office, which had been investigating suspected Medicare fraud by Melgen's clinics for more than a year, the sources told ABC News.

Oh right, I forgot that: the good Friend Doctor Melgen's clinics were suspected of defrauding Medicare, too.

The raid appeared unrelated to recent allegations regarding Menendez's trips to Melgen's home in the Dominican Republic.

I highlight that because the raid, then, seems connected to this business about favor-trading.

And there's still more in the NYT story. Enter Harry Reid:

In the end, Mr. Menendez won [the 2012 NJ senate contest] with about 58 percent of the vote, partly because of the support he received from Majority PAC, a “super PAC” set up by former aides to Senator Harry Reid of Nevada, the Democratic majority leader.

As the campaign entered its final weeks, the PAC poured $582,500 into New Jersey to support Mr. Menendez’s re-election effort. One of the organization’s biggest donors? Dr. Melgen’s company, which donated $700,000 between June and October.

There's a media angle, too: Melgen set up a Latino-news website, "Voxxi," which praised Menendez to the skies (and also agitated for this contract deal). A former employee says Melgen instructed him to replace positive coverage of Latino politicians like Rubio and instead praise Menendez.

And Menendez did more than just contact State officials behind-the-scenes, by phone. He also questioned State officials at Senate hearings, acting, essentially, as Melgen's mouthpiece:

And at a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Subcommittee on the Western Hemisphere last July, he questioned two administration officials — Francisco J. Sánchez, the undersecretary for international trade at the Commerce Department, and Matthew Rooney, the deputy assistant secretary in the Bureau of Western Hemisphere Affairs for the State Department — about why the United States government had not been more aggressive on the issue. The senator said more security was needed given the drug trade on the island.

He does not seem to mention "Dr. Melgen is my 'Friend' who gives me tens of thousands of dollars (at a minimum)."

Now, doing favors for high-dollar donors is (or should be) a criminal violation. But in case you want to know about the underlying argument about the contract: There are claims on both sides. The Dominican government says the contract was gained by a one-sided process, and is essentially corrupt, and against its interests as a nation. Menendez and Melgen argue that this is about the Drug Trade and how Drug Smugglers just don't want Dr. Melgen going all Sonny Crocket on their lucrative Drug Business.

I can't hash that out and I doubt we'd ever have an answer there.

But we do know Menendez intervened on his Friend's behalf, making the US Government, effectively, his Friend's contract attorney.

One last thing: I thought this was in the Times article but now I don't see it. Perhaps I picked it up off Twitter. But the claim was made that the whole Underage Prostitute story was some kind of false claim made by Drug Dealers to get Menendez and Melgen out of the customs-inspection business.

I bring that up as it's an interesting defense -- which you may be hearing more about soon -- and also because maybe it would explain something that sparked my skepticism about the prostitute allegations (as I understand them; see My Caveat at post's end).

Update on My Caveat: @johnnyfriegas was kind enough to translate the emails for me, and they do not contain the second prostitute saying "I know I was underage because it was just before my birthday," which would have been suspicious because the other one says that true.

But she doesn't say that. She just says the first tryst occurred near her birthday.

So I'm less suspicious. Though also not going all-in on the claims of prostitutes.

Bonus Jokes: I felt like I owed Breitbart a picture joke too, so I did one for them.

Tasker asks...

They needed a shredding truck?

Oh I completely missed that.

Yeah. A truck.

People are noting these trucks are common enough. Fine, I mean, come on -- I did not imagine Megen scratch-built the world's first shredding truck. I assumed it was a hire, and a hire implies a regular commerce, and regular commerce implies commonness.

But still. Shredding truck.

While being watched by the FBI.

Posted by: Ace at 11:53 PM



Comments

1 Close the italics

Posted by: Iblis at January 31, 2013 11:58 PM (w6qtX)

2 Ace, Ace, I really, really think you are so wonderful. And wonder why you are up this late with us degenerates. Why?

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 11:59 PM (0PiQ4)

3 I haven't even read the post yet, only the title, and already, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 12:00 AM (piMMO)

4 The execution of the search warrant was carried out by a federal health care task force,

Now that's a little scary.

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at February 01, 2013 12:02 AM (BBWjt)

5 He shall always be "Baby Boinking Bob" to me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2013 12:03 AM (xKC/c)

6 So pretty much everybody involved on all sides - US, Dominican, Senators, Doctors, hookers, journalists -- is a corrupt lying dirtbag.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 12:03 AM (ZPrif)

7 Hey, where all the brown girls at?!

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 01, 2013 12:04 AM (jVAw4)

8 FBI has a program named carnivore , when they loook at his hard drive they get it all, and I am beginning to think the FBI is one of the few Fed agency's that still uphold the constitution, not subject to the King...and why were the feds sent to Benghazi? because the DOJ is the lacky corp for the King...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 01, 2013 12:04 AM (x59Gv)

9 It's not like Menendez trafficked in under-aged prostitution. He flew to them.

Posted by: CraigPoe at February 01, 2013 12:04 AM (BVkEs)

10 No amount of malfeasance or depravity from any politician will likely be a surprise to me anymore. If Menendez and Melgen were also running kilos of coke into DC with a private plane expensed to taxpayers, it would be par for the course.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 01, 2013 12:04 AM (7xPCu)

11 We're gonna need a bigger vat of tar.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:04 AM (AYrBq)

12 I'm surprised a D gets any scrutiny.

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:05 AM (0PiQ4)

13 Well this gives me hope. WTF am I saying this just says the connected get richer and my ass will be forevermore sore.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2013 12:05 AM (qo244)

14 Ahh Adrian , we know the King will not be involved in any Female scandels now don't we...

Posted by: Clemenza at February 01, 2013 12:05 AM (x59Gv)

15 12 I'm surprised a D gets any scrutiny.
Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:05 AM (0PiQ4)

This Washington clusterfuck brought to you by the letter "D"

Posted by: model_1066 at February 01, 2013 12:06 AM (7xPCu)

16
>>Ace, I really, really think you are so wonderful. And wonder why you are up this late with us degenerates. Why?<<

He's always up this late. You can usually expect to find him at this hour on our sister site, chat roulette.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:06 AM (AYrBq)

17 What's gotten into the (likely expensive/bottled/imported) water at the NYT? First a story a few days ago acknowledging the failure of Chicago's draconian anti-gun laws, and now this?!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 01, 2013 12:07 AM (7B7jB)

18 ...or watching 'Friends' reruns.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:08 AM (AYrBq)

19 Ooh, damn. I've got a concussion...

Posted by: Sen. "Throb" Menendez at February 01, 2013 12:08 AM (cvr37)

20
Which Friend would you be?

I would be Joey & Ace would have to be Rachel.

Posted by: waldo at February 01, 2013 12:09 AM (jwumz)

21 Ok. I've read the entire article and my response to the 'caveat' is the same as earlier today.

Why does this guy, a sneaky, lying, thieving, corrupticrat deserve any benefit of the doubt whatsoever?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 12:09 AM (piMMO)

22
I'm surprised a D gets any scrutiny.


I'm wondering what sort of bombshell scandal this is diverting us from.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2013 12:10 AM (cvr37)

23 Ok, who put the amphetamine in Ace's coffee?

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 01, 2013 12:10 AM (+9AX9)

24 That was a HUGE coincidence!

Posted by: Rava at February 01, 2013 12:10 AM (QVm9U)

25 I'm Rachel!!!!

Did I call her first?


No. OK.

I'll take Phoebe.

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:12 AM (0PiQ4)

26 Isn't it a convenient coincidence that the NY Slimes decides that they just now had enough information to print this story after Menendez is safely re-elected for another 6 years, and Dingy Harry won't do jack about it. I'm sure that Eric Holder will be right on the case too, to let the FBI know that their official investigation will conclude "nothing to see here, sorry"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 12:13 AM (wwsoB)

27
He shall always be "Baby Boinking Bob" to me.


He was just using a wide toe tapping stance in the womens bathroom.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 01, 2013 12:13 AM (+9AX9)

28 Who's Ace?

Chandler or Ross?

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:14 AM (0PiQ4)

29 "Enter Harry Reid"

Well...I suspect that it's the other way around, in Harry's secret room down in the basement.

In any event, I'm just glad we have an excuse to resume comments upon Harry Reid's potential preference for pederasty.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 01, 2013 12:15 AM (k4bdL)

30 BY THROWING MENENDEZ UNDER THE BUS, TOP THREE BOMBSHELL SCANDALS THE NEW YORK TIMES IS DIVERTING US FROM

3. Al Gore investing his $100 million from Al-Jazeera into a new cable channel, "The Tobacco Channel"

2. Chris Christie and Charlie Crist: the secret sex tapes

1. Reid's taxpayer-funded "personal gimp" who's kept in a locked crate underneath the 7-11 in Searchlight

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 01, 2013 12:15 AM (7B7jB)

31 Who's Naked guy?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2013 12:15 AM (qo244)

32 I think ace dipped into his stash of Whitney Houston tampons.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:16 AM (QVm9U)

33 12
I'm surprised a D gets any scrutiny.

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:05 AM

He's been re-elected and this will be forgotten long before he's up for re-election in 2018

Forget it Jake, it's Capitoltown

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 12:16 AM (wwsoB)

34 Still want to know how Harry Reid got so rich.
His parents weren't rich.
He's worked govt jobs his entire life.
Yet he's worth tens of millions.

How?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 01, 2013 12:17 AM (ZPrif)

35 He shall always be "Baby Boinking Bob" to me.

I call dibs on the sloppy seconds!

Posted by: Jimmy Saville at February 01, 2013 12:17 AM (Vk2pI)

36
"Enter Harry Reid"

Well...I suspect that it's the other way around, in Harry's secret room down in the basement.



No. He likes to narrate while he diddles the little masters.

Posted by: Crichton at February 01, 2013 12:17 AM (QVm9U)

37 I said this earlier, ok ok with less detail. This was breaking last fall. It was never about the hookers. But now, thats alll they want us to think about. Its about donor money and influence peddling. Pay to play. Its the oldest profession, at least in NJ.

Posted by: Thunderb at February 01, 2013 12:18 AM (Dnbau)

38 He was just using a wide toe tapping stance in the womens girl's bathroom.

FIFY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2013 12:19 AM (xKC/c)

39
Doesn't seem to me that it is that difficult to remember how old you are when you are boinking a US Senator. Maybe birthdays are a big deal in the D R.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 12:20 AM (p/cQy)

40 Is there anyone here besides me who detested the show "Friends" and the whiny characters who weren't funny?

I told someone who used to work as a P.A. for the show that I could never write for Friends, because I couldn't write an episode that didn't involve Ross being cut apart with a chainsaw.

She told me Schwimmer might agree since he personally had grown to hate the character he played too

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 12:21 AM (wwsoB)

41 Melgan is no longer an asset to Menendez or the Democrats...

...in fact he's become a distinct liability if he were to start cutting deals and rolling over...

...He's become very very ummm..."expendable".

If I were him, I'd avoid elevator shafts, plate glass windows, poorly prepared Fugu, etc...and think real hard about fleeing the country.

Posted by: @PurpAv at February 01, 2013 12:22 AM (GlnE7)

42 Rubio took money from this crook?

Posted by: zimriel at February 01, 2013 12:22 AM (WAdfF)

43 Posted by: Thunderb at February 01, 2013 12:18 AM (Dnbau)

Yeah, but its the hookers that would bring him down. No way all the corrupt senators are going to start a who got paid off by whom war.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 12:22 AM (p/cQy)

44 The only reason Friends enjoyed any success was the possibility of a two part, very special, 'Tribbing' episode featuring a young Courtney Cox and a young Jennifer Aniston.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:24 AM (QVm9U)

45 OK

This is actually a dream f'n story. Just read Ace's post. Dems should be jailed for this. If we can't push this story to
make it happen, then we should stop paying attention.

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:26 AM (0PiQ4)

46 >>>28 Who's Ace? Chandler or Ross?n

Rachel! Ace is Rachel!

Posted by: waldo at February 01, 2013 12:27 AM (jwumz)

47 She told me Schwimmer might agree since he personally had grown to hate the character he played too
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 12:21 AM (wwsoB)


Bet he doesn't now, since the only paycheck he's getting is the royalties.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2013 12:30 AM (GULKT)

48 its Jersey. If he steps down they will make up some bullshit for a special election so Christie doesn't get to pick a successor. Booker will get it, and it will be Lautenberg and Booker. Justice dept will close it up and it will be over. Forgettaboutit

Posted by: Thunderb at February 01, 2013 12:31 AM (Dnbau)

49 thats how they got Lautenberg

Posted by: Thunderb at February 01, 2013 12:32 AM (Dnbau)

50 The only reason to watch Friends was when Rachel was having a nippely episode.

http://tinyurl.com/aeb25hg

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2013 12:33 AM (qo244)

51
50 The only reason to watch Friends was when Rachel was having a nippely episode.http://tinyurl.com/aeb25hg
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 01, 2013 12:33 AM (qo244)


If you use binoculars, you can tell that Jennifer Aniston is not wearing a bra.

Posted by: Al Bundy at February 01, 2013 12:35 AM (GULKT)

52 Acey,

You're up far too late. Time for sleep.

We love you.

Your degenerate lessers,

Us

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 12:39 AM (0PiQ4)

53 They needed a shredding truck!?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 12:40 AM (r2PLg)

54
Gaining Traction?

http://tinyurl.com/menendez-flees

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 12:41 AM (p/cQy)

55 53 They needed a shredding truck!?

Sounds like a page from the Clinton's playbook- how close are they to this guy? This thing smells worse (better) all the time, maybe someone in the MSM will start to look into it???

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 12:43 AM (5lVZz)

56 Senate Democrats and a number of Senate RINOs need to go through Melgen's shredding truck

Posted by: TexasJew at February 01, 2013 12:43 AM (lD8ju)

57 L,

I'll go to sleep in a bit. I am tired, and I've been up late all this week. I could use a good night's sleep.

Thanks for worrying.

(To be honest I'm up later than this ALL THE TIME, though I shouldn't be.)

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 12:45 AM (LCRYB)

58 55 53 They needed a shredding truck!?

Sounds like a page from the Clinton's playbook- how close are they to this guy? This thing smells worse (better) all the time, maybe someone in the MSM will start to look into it???
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 12:43 AM (5lVZz)

_______________

Soledad?

Am I the only person that has never heard of a --

"shredding truck"?

what the hell/

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 12:45 AM (r2PLg)

59 its Jersey. If he steps down they will make up some
bullshit for a special election so Christie doesn't get to pick a
successor. Booker will get it, and it will be Lautenberg and Booker.
Justice dept will close it up and it will be over. Forgettaboutit



Posted by: Thunderb at February 01, 2013 12:31 AM


Yeah thats about the size of it.

Posted by: Berserker at February 01, 2013 12:46 AM (FMbng)

60 Actually the trucks are common now- most companies with anything worth shredding have outsourced the activity to a co. with a truck that comes by and rips it all for them, with a bond covering the risk...

Ace I can't believe you are up- between this and the thing with Roland, you should get a day off at least- amazing stuff sir

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 12:49 AM (5lVZz)

61 My company has a shredding truck parked behind our building a couple of times a week. Any company that deal with personal data shreds all scrap

Posted by: Tuna at February 01, 2013 12:49 AM (M/TDA)

62 If the NYT and ABC are on it, that must mean The Powers That Be have decided to chunk Menendez under the bus. We're about to see a small slice of how Democrat sausage is made (really, it's how most politicians are made).

Ya know, I was doing some wondering about how an opthamalogist (sp) had sooo much money to sling around.

Some questions answered; many more revelations to come. Count me as totally shocked if teh Senator ever does any time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2013 12:49 AM (ccXZP)

63
Am I the only person that has never heard of a --

"shredding truck"?

what the hell/

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 12:45 AM (r2PLg)

--You've never heard of Shred It? Have you only worked on farms and communes your whole life?

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 12:50 AM (jVAw4)

64 I think the actual scandal they're trying to a hide is proof that Yog-Sothoth impregnated Hillary Clinton and their evil malignant spawn is living in a barn in Iowa and will be nominated as the new Senator there.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 01, 2013 12:50 AM (lD8ju)

65 So--civilians hire people to do their shredding?

Well okay then.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 12:50 AM (r2PLg)

66
Ewok have excellent night vision.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:50 AM (QVm9U)

67 I'll go to sleep in a bit. I am tired, and I've been up late all this week. I could use a good night's sleep.



Thanks for worrying.



(To be honest I'm up later than this ALL THE TIME, though I shouldn't be.)

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 12:45 AM

If you do, you'll end up waking earlier, posting a thread before noon, and upsetting the whole time/space continuum

Please ... think of the children!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 12:50 AM (wwsoB)

68 --You've never heard of Shred It? Have you only worked on farms and communes your whole life?
Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 12:50 AM (jVAw4)

____________

Na--I just realized what that reveals.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 12:51 AM (r2PLg)

69 Shredding truck? Don't these poeple have a pack of matches?

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 12:51 AM (QVm9U)

70 Keep punching up ace!

I hope I'm not delusional in saying this, but I can't help wondering if the ice is starting to crack.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 01, 2013 12:53 AM (+wxCD)

71 its Jersey. If he steps down they will make up some

bullshit for a special election so Christie doesn't get to pick a

successor. Booker will get it, and it will be Lautenberg and Booker.

Justice dept will close it up and it will be over. Forgettaboutit


Posted by: Thunderb at February 01, 2013 12:31 AM

What makes you think Gov Crispycreme doesn't pick Booker or another Dem in his new "spirit of bipartisanship"


Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 12:54 AM (wwsoB)

72 The only things that go in waste paper baskets in my office are dirty tissues and paper towels and other garbage. We have 3 or 4 locked bins on every aisle that all paper scrap goes in. One does not expose a customer's personal data. It all gets shredded in millions of tiny pieces.

Posted by: Tuna at February 01, 2013 12:54 AM (M/TDA)

73 America will soon be Mexico. But with angry black street gangs. Sort of a Mexico/Jamaica paradise.

Posted by: pat at February 01, 2013 12:55 AM (vY2MW)

74 I'm surprised a D gets any scrutiny.

We're being thrown a bone, a big enchilada.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 01, 2013 12:55 AM (kqqGm)

75 As I'm sure others have mentioned, shredding trucks are pretty common.

Posted by: xbradtc at February 01, 2013 12:56 AM (O0L6N)

76
Whatever shenanigans happen in NJ if he resigns happen. I understand the situation young girls may find themselves in in the D R. But this amounts to human trafficking and we don't need a slimeball US Senator as part of that "market".

Remember how Sandusky got away with it for years, and also that BBC guy? And nobody did a damn thing about it until way to late.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 12:56 AM (p/cQy)

77 Acey,

Waity!

would you be Ross or Chandler?

If you're still among us lessers than you.

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 01:01 AM (0PiQ4)

78 I added a picture joke and I do stress, for legal purposes, it's a joke.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 01:01 AM (LCRYB)

79 So the motor for this "shredding truck?" Was it a Cummins Turbodiesel or what? I can't wait to hear the specs.

Posted by: the wabbit at February 01, 2013 01:02 AM (v3Wj/)

80 Menendez was just doing the undercover work for the Medicare fraud squad and the girl hookers happened to be under there too. Plus, constituent services, even if your constituency is a thousand miles north of the guy you're doing the favors for. Bob Menendez is just an all around public servant.

Posted by: your betters in the Media at February 01, 2013 01:02 AM (bAGA/)

81 Thanks for the pictures, now I need an opthomologist (sp?)!

(excellent caption, btw)

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 01:03 AM (5lVZz)

82 >>>would you be Ross or Chandler?


Joey's not even an option?

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 01:04 AM (LCRYB)

83 Now, doing favors for high-dollar donors is (or should be) a criminal violation.

It gets tricky. Everyone has the right to petition their government for redress of grievances, and certainly directly to their elected representatives for such redress. Further, contributions, particularly soft money, are protected political speech. So both of Melgen's actions there are constitutionally protected.

And for a Senator to intercede with an executive branch agency on the behalf of a constituent is well within the duties of a Senator. After all, he's representing him!

The tricky part from a prosecutorial view would likely be finding an explicit quid pro quo, or other explicit pay for services aspect.

Posted by: xbradtc at February 01, 2013 01:04 AM (O0L6N)

84
NIce work on the Pics, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:05 AM (QVm9U)

85
82 >>>would you be Ross or Chandler? Joey's not even an option?
Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 01:04 AM (LCRYB)


He's kind of dull witted and gets laid a lot....

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2013 01:06 AM (GULKT)

86 As I understand the current federal law, travel to a foreign nation for the purposes of sex with underage persons is a felony. IIRC, that was passed to stop perverts from flying to Thailand to bang the youngin's.

Posted by: xbradtc at February 01, 2013 01:06 AM (O0L6N)

87 Ahh, now I've read the ABC article and I see they are doing an admirable job of CYA as to why they have sat on this story for many months.

Strange, isn't it, that the Daily Caller has been able to contact more than one supposed prostitute where the mighty ABC News staff was not able to?

That's me, cynical. ABC is on my 'almost never' list of clickable links. I'm not going to the NYT article at all; they are on my never list. So thanks for the quotes and summary.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2013 01:06 AM (ccXZP)

88 No, Ace, you're too smart to be Joey.

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 01:07 AM (0PiQ4)

89
As I understand the current federal law, travel to a foreign nation for the purposes of sex with underage persons is a felony.

He went for the fishing.He tripped getting off the boat and landed in that 15 year old girl!

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:08 AM (QVm9U)

90
Ha. I can see those girls faces when they realize these two blubberfied sacks of gelatinous pot-bellied triple-chinned greasy chunks of fat bastardom want to give them the ol no. 6.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 01:08 AM (p/cQy)

91
That death metal drum kitty video in the sidebar is pretty weird. I've never seen a cat that mellow.

Posted by: waldo at February 01, 2013 01:08 AM (jwumz)

92 I suspect if the threads are pulled on this one, a whole lotta corrupt pols will shake out, from both sides.

Which basically means this one ends here and we'll be on to the next how-the-fuck-do-they-get-away-with-this-shit outrage next week.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 01, 2013 01:09 AM (hpYnL)

93 >>>No, Ace, you're too smart to be Joey.

thank you, that was the correct answer.

The joker who said joey's good looking and gets laid had the wrong answer, and is banned.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 01:11 AM (LCRYB)

94
xbrad,
Menendez is from NJ and the portly doc is from FLA, so there is no direct constituency.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 01:12 AM (p/cQy)

95 92 I suspect if the threads are pulled on this one, a whole lotta corrupt pols will shake out, from both sides.

Which basically means this one ends here and we'll be on to the next how-the-fuck-do-they-get-away-with-this-shit outrage next week.

----------------------------------------------------
Sad but true- hell tomorrow's Friday, the white house will drop some crap to consume the weekend news cycle.... bombs... squirrels... resignations...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 01:12 AM (5lVZz)

96 Well I didn't mention good looking. I just said dull witted and laid alot.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2013 01:12 AM (GULKT)

97 83....And for a Senator to intercede with an executive branch agency on the behalf of a constituent is well within the duties of a Senator. After all, he's representing him!

Constituent?
Menendez is a Senator...in New Jersey.
Dr. Melgen lives in Florida.

Unless I'm missing something, it seems like a stretch to call Melgen a 'constituent'.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 01:12 AM (BZMZX)

98 HaHa. Ace

You still didn't answer the question. Ross or Chandler?

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 01:13 AM (0PiQ4)

99 So on top of all of it Melgen is also possibly guilty of Medicare fraud.

Has his thumbs in a lot of pies.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:13 AM (r2PLg)

100 "As I understand the current federal law, travel to a foreign nation for the purposes of sex with underage persons is a felony. IIRC, that was passed to stop perverts from flying to Thailand to bang the youngin's."

Fuckin uptight socons. Always judging.

Posted by: nip at February 01, 2013 01:13 AM (11Tdq)

101
>>Well I didn't mention good looking.<<


But you don't deny you find him attractive?
How many Zimas would it take, buzz?
3?...
5?

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:14 AM (QVm9U)

102 Ross? Chandler? They are essentially the same, right?

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 01:14 AM (0PiQ4)

103
I think Chandler is the gay Ross, right?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 01:15 AM (p/cQy)

104 "There's a media angle, too: Melgen set up a Latino-news website, "Voxxi," which praised Menendez to the skies (and also agitated for this contract deal). A former employee says Melgen instructed him to replace positive coverage of Latino politicians like Rubio and instead praise Menendez."

And of course, this is why we lose...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 01, 2013 01:15 AM (Y5I9o)

105 Before the Slimes article on the quid pro quo, it appeared that the MSM narrative was going to be: " Hypocritical right wing prudes conduct witch hunt of wonderful senator based on the anonymous word of two prostitutes. Nothing to see here, just Move On"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 01:16 AM (wwsoB)

106 Ross is a bigger loser, Chandler bit more of a douche. But yeah, I'd say basically the same.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 01, 2013 01:17 AM (hpYnL)

107 98
HaHa. Ace



You still didn't answer the question. Ross or Chandler?

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 01:13 AM

Ace is none of them, and I detest all of them

Worst ... Hit .. Show ... EVER

Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 01:18 AM (wwsoB)

108
101 >>Well I didn't mention good looking.<<But you don't deny you find him attractive?How many Zimas would it take, buzz? 3?...5?
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:14 AM (QVm9U)


Well since I'm not a politician, no I do not find him attractive. There's a distinct lack of breasts and vagina that eliminates the sex appeal. Now if ace finds him good looking, then that's for him to contemplate. NTTAWWT

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2013 01:18 AM (GULKT)

109 What's the big damn deal?

I was just trying to get as many young women on my staff as possible!

Posted by: Bobby Menendez at February 01, 2013 01:18 AM (jVAw4)

110 No, I thought backwards. Ross is the gay Chandler bc Ross turned his wife lesbian. That makes him gay, right?

Posted by: L, elle at February 01, 2013 01:18 AM (0PiQ4)

111 Menendez is such a good looking cuss, I can't imagine that there's a Dominican 12 year-old who wouldn't give him a blowjob for free.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 01, 2013 01:19 AM (q4+Rx)

112 106 Ross is a bigger loser, Chandler bit more of a douche. But yeah, I'd say basically the same.
Posted by: mugiwara at February 01, 2013 01:17 AM (hpYnL)

________________

Actually the one that whined the least was-- Joey.

So --Joey.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:19 AM (r2PLg)

113
There were no big brains on that show 'Friends'...they were all pretty much idiots.
So I can't picture Ace as any of them.

Joey and Phoebe were at least entertaining.
The rest of them just whined a lot.

Posted by: wheatie at February 01, 2013 01:19 AM (BZMZX)

114 78 I added a picture joke and I do stress, for legal purposes, it's a joke.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2013 01:01 AM (LCRYB)

--Seriously, what does that fuck Menendez look like? Is he port or starboard?

Posted by: Bobby Menendez at February 01, 2013 01:19 AM (jVAw4)

115
Ross did get to hit Rachel.
Chandler only got on Courtney Cox after Tom Selleck tore that shit up.

...or so I gather from what Ace has posted over the years on the subject.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:20 AM (QVm9U)

116 xbrad,
Menendez is from NJ and the portly doc is from FLA, so there is no direct constituency.


Well, the Constitution doesn't say you can only contact YOUR Senator. And conversely, Senators should be addressing the concerns of citizens no matter what particular state they reside in.

Look, I know it stinks to high heaven. But unless there is a smoking gun pay-for-play document that directly links payment to Menendez for interceding on Melgen's behalf, prosecution is almost impossible.

For that.

Prosecution for fraud? Go for it.

Prosecution for bangin' teen girls? Go for it.

And this bullshit of after the fact, when inconvenient payment for free flights, well, if the ethics committee wasn't there to sweep stuff under the rug...

Posted by: xbradtc at February 01, 2013 01:20 AM (O0L6N)

117
Courtney or Jennifer? I pick Courtney.

Posted by: waldo at February 01, 2013 01:20 AM (jwumz)

118 I've yet to be able to sit through an entire episode of Friends, but I was able to sit through an entire episode of "Suddenly Susan" in the 90s, and Suddenly Susan sucked at a black hole level




Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2013 01:21 AM (wwsoB)

119
>>I pick Courtney.<<

You want to go to bat after Tom Selleck?
After Magnum fuckin' PI?
No. That's too much pressure. It's Magnum! He can get you a ride in TC's chopper. I can't compete on that level.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:22 AM (QVm9U)

120 Fuck, I'm too buzzed to unsock myself

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:23 AM (jVAw4)

121 "Shortly after that Easter-week incident, a tipster who goes by the name “Peter Williams” alerted the George Soros-funded Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), which began investigating. CREW alerted ABC News reporter Rhonda Schwartz, who also started investigating but for reasons unknown never ran a story, and the FBI."

Soros? fucking Soros? I missed that on the first read through. This thing stinks.

Oh, and WTF? how has the Horde not latched onto this yet? Menendez didn't pay the the hookers what he owed, and the tipster is "Peter Bills"?

I swear there is a computer someplace that randomly generates all of this for our amusement. Hell maybe it's just my amusement....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 01:24 AM (5lVZz)

122
-"Peter Bills"-

Nice pickup.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:25 AM (QVm9U)

123 is "Peter Bills"?

______________

LOL!--Who the hell is writing this stuff?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:26 AM (r2PLg)

124 Interesting, competing business interests between security and smuggling are usually handled so everyone involved is taken care of - but the doctor gets greedy and grabs the whole enchilada - and the exporting competitors drop the prostitution hammer on the senate gang..

..and Hon. Senator Harry Reid gets a taste of the action no matter the outcome.


Posted by: 13times at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (h6XiD)

125 One of the major accomplishments of my life was to live through the nineties without one microsecond of ever watching "Friends".

Posted by: TexasJew at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (lD8ju)

126
Peter?
Nice to meat you!

Posted by: Johnson Invoice at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (QVm9U)

127 123
is "Peter Bills"?



______________



LOL!--Who the hell is writing this stuff?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:26 AM

I fail to see the humor here

Posted by: Richard Hertz at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (wwsoB)

128 This is clearly propoganda ginned up by faux news.

Democrats are as pure as the driving snow and have nothing to hide.

The shredding was just preparing some old paper for recycling like all good environmentalists do.

I dont understand what all the fuss is about.

DOnt those FBI agents have better things to do like arrest all those home grown terrorist ex military gun toting tea party radicals?


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at February 01, 2013 01:28 AM (+OTLF)

129 “Peter Williams”

___________

So their stuck on Peters.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:28 AM (r2PLg)

130 >> And this bullshit of after the fact, when inconvenient payment for free
flights, well, if the ethics committee wasn't there to sweep stuff under
the rug...

xbrad, the Jobs Council met 4 times and didn't produce a job. Of course, if they had been offered $10k per meeting them sumbitches woulda met 6,000 times. And still not produced a job.

Like the Affordable Care Act that has driven insurance rates to the moon, the Ethics Committee should be properly called the How To Get Away With Murder As An Elected Representative School Of Government. Which is kinda unwieldy and needs some editing.

But you get my drift.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2013 01:29 AM (ccXZP)

131 And I just realized the reference to "Rhonda Shwartrz"- Really?
Need. More. Beer.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 01:30 AM (5lVZz)

132 121 "Shortly after that Easter-week incident, a tipster who goes by the name “Peter Williams” alerted the George Soros-funded Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), which began investigating. CREW alerted ABC News reporter Rhonda Schwartz, who also started investigating but for reasons unknown never ran a story, and the FBI."

Soros? fucking Soros? I missed that on the first read through. This thing stinks.

Oh, and WTF? how has the Horde not latched onto this yet? Menendez didn't pay the the hookers what he owed, and the tipster is "Peter Bills"?

I swear there is a computer someplace that randomly generates all of this for our amusement. Hell maybe it's just my amusement....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 01:24 AM (5lVZz)

--What link is this from?

On a related note, do any Firefox users have trouble with the Search (CTRL + F) function in the browser? Sometimes I see a line of text staring me right in the face and yet the search function refuses to "get" it.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:30 AM (jVAw4)

133 I think the lack of constituency makes it more probable looking for a pay to play, however as I said earlier its the underaged girls that would bring him down, the other senators are not going to get into a finger pointing contest on the corruption in the senate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 01:30 AM (p/cQy)

134 so much stuff covered buried shredded hidding executive priveledged scuttled and delayed till after the election.

I dont know why they were worried, the obama cocksucking media still has little to no intellectual curiosity about any of this.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at February 01, 2013 01:30 AM (+OTLF)

135 whoopsie.. Soros Imports LTD.

Posted by: 13times at February 01, 2013 01:30 AM (h6XiD)

136
LOL!--Who the hell is writing this stuff?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:26 AM

I fail to see the humor here

Posted by: Richard Hertz at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (wwsoB)

Same here.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at February 01, 2013 01:31 AM (jVAw4)

137 129 “Peter Williams”

___________

So their stuck on Peters.
Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:28 AM (r2PLg)


____________

So *they are* stuck on Peters. Gawd hate when that happens.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:31 AM (r2PLg)

138 On a related note, do any Firefox users have trouble
with the Search (CTRL + F) function in the browser? Sometimes I see a
line of text staring me right in the face and yet the search function
refuses to "get" it.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:30 AM (jVAw4)
The letters in the search box have to be in the same order as the ones you are searching for on the page.I know it sounds stupid, but check it cause it happens. Dislexia is not as uncommon as you might think.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at February 01, 2013 01:32 AM (+OTLF)

139 Link is from Breitbart (also covers the Clinton connection) here -> http://tinyurl.com/acvb7bp

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 01:33 AM (5lVZz)

140 I fail to see the humor here

Posted by: Richard Hertz at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (wwsoB)

_______________

I actually dated a guy named--

Dick Violette.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:33 AM (r2PLg)

141 LOL!--Who the hell is writing this stuff?



Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:26 AM



I fail to see the humor here



Posted by: Richard Hertz at February 01, 2013 01:27 AM (wwsoB)



Same here.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at February 01, 2013 01:31 AM (jVAw4)

Peter Bills = Invoices for touching teh sausage??

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at February 01, 2013 01:33 AM (+OTLF)

142 I support Amnesty because we sure need another 11 million guys like Melgen

Posted by: TexasJew at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (lD8ju)

143 It sounds better in French.

And with that--I'm out!!

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (r2PLg)

144 The letters in the search box have to be in the same order as the ones you are searching for on the page.I know it sounds stupid, but check it cause it happens. Dislexia is not as uncommon as you might think.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at February 01, 2013 01:32 AM (+OTLF)

--No, that ain't it. It's probably a No Script thing.

I just searched "amerikkka" for your post and got jack shit.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (jVAw4)

145

So *they are* stuck on Peters.

From where I sit, it's Peters all the way down.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (QVm9U)

146 What a wonderful world of shadeyfrauds we live in.

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 01:35 AM (+OTLF)

147 --No, that ain't it. It's probably a No Script thing.



I just searched "amerikkka" for your post and got jack shit.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (jVAw4)
yeah no script

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 01:36 AM (+OTLF)

148
BLUE SPANISH SKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl06lnZxAyg

Posted by: Chris Isaak at February 01, 2013 01:37 AM (QVm9U)

149 Ahhh, dick jokes.

Thanks for the reassurance that I'm on the HQ instead of the Ron Jeremy Fan Club chat line.

Which I'm sure is positively engorged with well wishers at this point.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2013 01:38 AM (ccXZP)

150 147 --No, that ain't it. It's probably a No Script thing.



I just searched "amerikkka" for your post and got jack shit.

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (jVAw4)
yeah no script

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 01:36 AM (+OTLF)

--Yeah, trouble is, "allowing" minx.cc makes all sorts of other PITAs.

WTF is wrong with this website?????

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 01:38 AM (jVAw4)

151 Mom says Ron Jeremy used to be huge down here!

Posted by: Dominican Teens at February 01, 2013 01:39 AM (5lVZz)

152 142
I support Amnesty because we sure need another 11 million guys like Melgen

Posted by: TexasJew at February 01, 2013 01:34 AM (lD8ju)

11 Million?Try closer to 23 MillionYou can kiss this country goodbye soon.But atleast there will be plenty of people to mow your lawn...if you still have a home with a lawn in 4 years.Here come 60% tax rates sky high inflation and economic stagnation for the next century.
I look forward to the magnificent hillside slums where shantyville homes are piled one on top of the other like in south america. They look so pretty from a distance.Atlest the Russians and chinese will be able to set up settlements on the moon before us. Its not fair for us to be number 1 all the time.

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 01:40 AM (+OTLF)

153 Cant some INsanely intelligent Conservative mad scientist invent some type of virus that sterilizes and puts into a permanent coma all liberals?

oh shit...no bad idea...i just realized they will all have obamacare by then and we will have to pay to hosue and feed and care for their vegatative states....

on the other hand....DEATH PANELS!

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 01:42 AM (+OTLF)

154
I'm gonna pop some tags, got 20 dollars in my poket
"I'm..I'm huntin...lookin for acum-up...THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!
YO.....

Posted by: Richard at February 01, 2013 01:44 AM (t4C+D)

155
Mom says Ron Jeremy used to be huge down here!

Let him who is without ampersands cast the first stone!

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:47 AM (QVm9U)

156 We should all become such good friends with democrats!

Posted by: Truman North, overstimulated at February 01, 2013 01:51 AM (I2LwF)

157
Used to work with a near cousin of "Johny Long Slong" who by the way.....also died....maybe the work? I'm thinkin....yes.

Posted by: Richard at February 01, 2013 01:51 AM (t4C+D)

158 Shredding trucks are common but the fact that it was uncommon to him seems to have moved the FBI.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2013 01:52 AM (p/cQy)

159
Whoops, wrong quote for that one...oh, well.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2013 01:52 AM (QVm9U)

160
Was it the LONG SLONG...or maybe "HUGE DICK?
What do you all pref........maybe "PANCAKES??!!"

Posted by: Richard at February 01, 2013 01:56 AM (t4C+D)

161 159
Whoops, wrong quote for that one...oh, well.

My decoder ring seemed broken as well....

Posted by: Dominican Teens at February 01, 2013 01:58 AM (5lVZz)

162
So....
I'm posting on "WHICH?" thread.......?

Posted by: Richard at February 01, 2013 02:04 AM (t4C+D)

163
Fry that muther f*cker Ace! Don't let him off the hook! Woot Woot!! If this goes down the way the laws of decency command then Christie better put someone worthy in there to replace this friggin scumbag..... ABG.

Anyone. But. Geraldo.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 01, 2013 02:04 AM (/PJ/D)

164 Mr. of Spades, your accusations are hysterical and without merit. Senator Menendez was merely supervising our Dominican stimulus program.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 01, 2013 02:05 AM (jq8hV)

165 Melgen had bought a contract in the Dominican Republican

Which Republican is that? Did he vote for ObamaCare?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2013 02:06 AM (xjpRj)

166 So this Dr. and Menendez thing sounds just like the new Michael Bay movie pain and gain. It's even the same Medicare fraud scam. Here are the original articles behind it.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/az5f7aa

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at February 01, 2013 02:11 AM (gkfSV)

167 God Damn.

I just tried to listen to that Bouncie chick sing the nathional anthem at the superbowl thing.

It sounded like someone was ass fucking a cat with barack obama's dick.

Just beyond terrible.

our taste as a nation has declined from the days when nippy crackhead houston sang the anthem.

Posted by: Jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at February 01, 2013 02:30 AM (+OTLF)

168 For the children, Commie-fag-junkie Complex version:
for the children Commie-fag-junkie Complex version:
Kinsley
abortion
Chairman Mao's notorious predilection
queering elementary education
SEIU
kiddie-ACORN
paedophilia is free speech
NJ Gov. is "uninhibited chub bottom 4 bois"
ghey boy scouts
Sen. Menendez
Prez Zero, at least as far back as Djakarta

Posted by: Thorvald at February 01, 2013 02:31 AM (1V6Pv)

169 http://preview.tinyurl.com/bldvm63
Follow the money.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 01, 2013 02:35 AM (1V6Pv)

170 Not a lot of coverage about the multi-million dollar IRS tax liens against him either.

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2013 02:37 AM (uRbX6)

171 It's about goddamned time we put some optometrists in charge of port security.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 01, 2013 02:42 AM (KM/V2)

172 Just got home and cracked my first beer of the week. If I have nothing but pointless drivel to add, do I post said drivel here or on the ONT?

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 01, 2013 02:44 AM (jIaZt)

173 I'm 15 beers in and going 50/50 between the threads, but that's just me.

And fuck catch up.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 01, 2013 02:49 AM (X3xYu)

174 And so how much of this could have been investigated and printed BEFORE the election?

Like everything short of the shredder truck, which would probably have happened sooner anyway?

Oh well, it might be better this way; had Menendez been forced out before the election the Democrats would probably have found a judge who'd let them roll another cadaver onto the ticket who'd likely have won anyway.

This way, if he falls, Christie gets to appoint the replacement.

Posted by: JEM at February 01, 2013 02:53 AM (o+SC1)

175 We're gonna need a bigger shredder truck...

Posted by: Chief Brody at February 01, 2013 03:03 AM (55IHl)

176 That Harry Rieds name would be mentioned in a random child prostitution investigation is merely happenstance.

Posted by: Whatev at February 01, 2013 03:11 AM (A7Wh1)

177 Translation of letter #1 posted by Daily Caller:
I went to both of the doctor's houses when they took us. the biggest one was the one I went to most, which was in La Romana. Me and the other girls were alerted by chocolate, the phone he uses is 809 (redacted). the gifts they give us are very expensive, and there is montero who is a bodyguard, who is the tallest and has green eyes and pays the little girls. montero also sometimes takes us to see the doctor for some check-ups, because they made themselves in charge of the health of all of us. he told me one time he lived in Bayaguana. I like (redacted) who is a chauffeur and says I remind him of his daughter, he is good to me. the first time I met him was when I worked at the Dollpalace.
the house where they took us was almost always in La Romana. I have been in the doctor's room with him and other male friends of his, which is at the end of the palace, after the garden which has a fountain. other times we have been in the living room which is large and the windows are of chrystal, but where I most like to be above all is in the terrace and the pool, which is close to the golf course.
the doctor doesn't like to share his lovers he likes. two years ago, he liked me, but after he brought (redacted) it is not the same because he prefers her now. He wouldn't lend (redacted), but he is annoyed with her because she slept with one of the friends of the doctor and he didn't like that. his best friend is very important in the United states. I met him in those activities, and with just looking at him, one realizes that he is important people with a lot of money. I didn't know he was a senator in the united states. piter told me that. that important senator also liked the youngest and the newest. at first he seemed very serious, because he didn't speak with anyone, but he is just the same as the others and almost has the same taste as the doctor.very refined . I believe they started to take us more to check us for him. the first time I saw him was more than three years ago, at the begining of march because it was close to my birthday. there was another important man there as well. I remember another occasion a few months later that I also saw him, that time they called us to go , but later they didn't want to let us in. at the entrance the guards asked for identification , which they never do because the doctor's people always seek little girls. but that time I don't know what happened, I believe that he wasn't in the house because he was out with his american senator friend, but it was a scandal and they cursed at us a lot, it even came out on in a radio program named z 101. a few hours later it was as if nothing and it was then that I saw the important american, that senator in the house of the doctor.
his friend is kind to us,but he also has his favorites. I know he goes to the new suburb lope de vega with them so no one bothers them , well one told me, but montero always told us that those activities are very private and you couldn't comment on them so we could always go and earn us our 'cualtos'. I know that senator comes from Miami with the doctor, but I don't know where he lives.
in one of the outings on the yacht was when I realized I had to get out of there, because those people are very important and do what they want with everybody. there was (redacted), who goes to many of the doctor's activities, and began to invent things with the girls and after that practically obligated them to do the same with the doctors friend and he liked that a lot and wanted to take her to another spot which I don't know well. those girls they supposedly threatened so they wouldn't talk and they also couldn't leave.
look there are many things I prefer not to remember and it is very dificult for me to talk about them. I entered this world very young to look for "cualtos" , but many things have happened. there is a lot of hyprocrasy. they may be al polititical and all, but I saw them many times ding things with those girls and talking about it all that they can't fool me that they are not good people to trust.
I don't want problems with those people , but piter told me that with you I could confide, that you are going to help us and that nothing is going to happen to the other little girls nor me nor my family.
he said that the one who interests you is the friend that american of the doctor and that I had nothing to do with it , what most worries me is that if they know that I talked to somebody they are going to look for me and I also want that nothing happens to all the girls that still don't know well how is this worldwhere they entered. I want you to help me take them out, well i have a sister who is inside.
write to me when you want.

Posted by: wolfybaby at February 01, 2013 03:24 AM (cv276)

178
Shredding trucks are pretty common in Scandinavia too. I worked for a consulting company, and there was a lot of papers produced that may not have been "top secret", but it contained things you really didn't want someone pick up from the garbage, for instance account numbers, passwords, business secrets, etc.. To go through thousands of pages for things like that before throwing it away is just too time consuming, so it's simpler to shred it all instead, just in case.
I personally had two garbage sacks full of documents like that when I cleaned my office, just with my personal working documents.
Shredders that can deal with that amount of paper are expensive, and they can break down. It also takes a lot of time to shred it. So it's simply easier and cheaper to put all papers like that in a locked container, and have a company come by with a truck to shred it all once in a while. The container we had was over 250 gallons in size...
Though in this case the timing is a bit suspicious.

Posted by: Erik at February 01, 2013 03:25 AM (OwYTy)

179 Translation letter #2 posted by Daily Caller

Thank you for your support, but I would like to know how is it that you are going to help us and protect us from there. those people are very powerful and have much a lot of money, I can respond to your questions, but I don't think you can protect me from them, you surely don't know how this world is and we the women are maltreated, look the youngest are between 16 and 18 years. They always lookfor thatthe girls are really young, for that is what they most like. of the specific days it is not that easy to remember, but I can remember that around the 21st of february. at the beginning of march, around the 23 of may and again in june of 2009. also I saw him in may 2010, i believe it was in the midlle, like the 15th or 16th and that time I remember that they made a large activity for the american with important people, I wasn't there nor any other girl, but I heard it said from Miriam, who worked there in the house at la romana.like I told you it was piter who told me that man was a senator, one day they put a picture in the newspaper and I told him that was the friend of the doctor that was american and who participated in those activities . I have indeed seen many photos of him, well piter wanted me to be really sure, but I don't have even one one doubt, I know very well that it is the very same american friend that bob , the same one from the photos but of course in that one he appears very serious him no, well in the activities he used onother type of clothes. piter is very good , he has great desire to help the whole world, because he is an angel and serious he worries about my sister and for me.tell me how you can help us and how you are going to protect us.I await your response.

Posted by: wolfybaby at February 01, 2013 03:27 AM (cv276)

180 Being out-gunned is such a bad thing. Why didn't they cast Ned Beatty for the part?

Posted by: and irresolute at February 01, 2013 03:32 AM (DBH1h)

181
I plead insanity!

I'm just crazy about those little girls..

Posted by: Bob Menendez at February 01, 2013 03:45 AM (55IHl)

182 Hey, if the grass is growing on the field it's time to play ball!

Posted by: Bobby Menendez (D, Pervistan) at February 01, 2013 03:54 AM (jVAw4)

183 Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed . . .

Posted by: Bob Menendez (D, Pervistan) at February 01, 2013 04:00 AM (jVAw4)

184 Everybody crazy about a tarp dressed man. OOps. Wrong group.

Pumped a lot of teen down in New Orleans.

Posted by: Bobby McGee Menendez at February 01, 2013 04:12 AM (ccXZP)

185 184 Everybody crazy about a tarp dressed man. OOps. Wrong group.

Pumped a lot of teen down in New Orleans.

Posted by: Bobby McGee Menendez at February 01, 2013 04:12 AM (ccXZP)

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 04:14 AM (jVAw4)

186 What's your name, little girl?

Posted by: Bobby Skynyrd at February 01, 2013 04:22 AM (jVAw4)

187 Pennsylvania tells 0bama to pound sand on gun legislation

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=216834

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at February 01, 2013 04:28 AM (LWOYq)

188 I'm travelin' down the road and I'm flirtin' with disaster
I've got the pedal to the floor, my life is running faster
I'm out of money, out of hope, it looks like self-destruction
Well, how much more can we take with all of this corruption

We're flirtin' with disaster, y'all know what I mean
And the way we run our lives, it makes no sense to me
I don't know about yourself or what you want to be, yeah
When we gamble with our time, we choose our destiny

I'm travelin' down that lonesome road
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load
Yeah, I've tried to turn my head away
Feel about the same most every day

You know what I'm talking about, baby

Speeding down the fast lane, honey, we're playin' from town to town
The boys and I've been burnin' it up, can't seem to slow it down
I’ve got the pedal to the floor, our lives are runnin' faster
We got our sights set straight ahead, but I ain't sure what we're after

Flirtin' with disaster, y’all damn sure know what I mean
You know, the way we run our lives, it makes no sense to me
I don't know about yourself or what you plan to be, yeah
When we gamble with our time we choose our destiny

Yeah, we're travelin' down that lonesome road
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load
Don't try to turn my head away
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day

And you are too, baby

Flirtin' with disaster, babe, y'all know what I mean
You know the way we run our lives, it makes no sense to me
I don't know about yourself or what you plan to be
When we gamble with our time we choose our destiny

Yeah, we're traveling down this lonesome road
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load
Don't try and turn my head away, ba ba ba yeah
Flirtin' with disaster every day

Posted by: Bobby Hatchet Menendez at February 01, 2013 04:32 AM (jVAw4)

189 In all seriousness, how the fuck does an ophthalmologist, no matter how skilled or prestigious, make enough money to spare over $11 million in unpaid taxes?

Wow, you suppose there's some financial monkey business going on? It ain't just shenanigans in the DR. . . .

Posted by: logprof at February 01, 2013 04:43 AM (jVAw4)

190 Nothing like an unripened Dominican peach.

How juicy.

Posted by: Roberto Menendez (D) at February 01, 2013 04:45 AM (jVAw4)

191 Pimping be big bizness

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 06:00 AM (piMMO)

192
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Republicans always get so upset about people having sex. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, " I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my daughters voice helped me to get through.

Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at February 01, 2013 06:06 AM (feFL6)

193 Human trafficking
Caribbean island
Drug smugglers
Bribery
Corrupt politicians
Guys with Hispanic names

Who would've thought ...

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at February 01, 2013 06:09 AM (p4U6S)

194
My friends, there's nothing wrong with being friends with political contributors.

Posted by: Juan McAmnesty, a Friend of Charles Keating Jr. at February 01, 2013 06:10 AM (9AkcZ)

195 Ed Koch has died

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 06:16 AM (piMMO)

196 Republicans; the school-lunch-cutting, government-closing, right-wing-worshiping, sex-obsessed, president-hating party.

Posted by: James Carvile on Steroids at February 01, 2013 06:20 AM (feFL6)

197 Hillary: "I've done what was possible to do."

You mean managed to get an American ambassador and three of my countrymen killed?

Well. yes. I suppose that's overcoming the odds in terms of a SoS's accomplishments. I can't remember the last time that's happened.

Posted by: Marcus at February 01, 2013 06:37 AM (GIJ2E)

198 Well, increasingly it looks like Menendez may be featured in stories soon where his political party is not mentioned.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 01, 2013 06:38 AM (uhAkr)

199 It's rare, but it looks like the commies have decided to cut their losses and run from their most-recent pedophile. They were hammered harder about FF and Benghazi, but then, the MFM didn't join in on those.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 01, 2013 06:44 AM (tQHzJ)

200 There's been an explosion in front of the U.S. Embassy in Turkey. No details yet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 01, 2013 06:48 AM (piMMO)

201

BREAKING (BROKEN):

ED KOCH PASSES AWAY AT 88.

Agreed with him on some things, opposed him on lots of others.

RIP

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2013 06:52 AM (XkWWK)

202 Since this is a democrat, and democrats havve different rules, how long do you suppose the FBI allowed the shredders to work before they interrupted? 24 hours? 48? Or did they wait for them to finish completely?

Then the MSNBC headline reads "No evidence found at suggested Menendez friend's house. Another right wing witch hunt comes up empty."

Posted by: mooch is a crack hoor at February 01, 2013 06:55 AM (qBLA2)

203 It has finally arrived!!
(New ones up)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2013 06:55 AM (bTPOR)

204 I can't spare this man. He wanks.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln Obama at February 01, 2013 07:02 AM (8hBZi)

205 How much teachers union support does this perv get in a state whose fat man bashes teachers unions?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2013 08:57 AM (zBN19)

206 If something like this has medizzy with frustration, it is scary to think of what I'll feel when theshit really hits the fan.
I am cynical enough to not be surprised, but this is disgusting and words can't explain. Very strange that my eyes got a little watery reading this.

Duplicitous scumbag politicians at one time seemed at least a little rare. Now it seems like SOP.

The Rubik's Cube of Prophecy is set up and ready for just a little corner and side manipulation. It seemed to complicated just a dozen years ago or so that Newton's 2060 was comforting. Now? Christians in the first century would beexcited to seewhat it seems we are going to see real soon. Me? Not so much,I lack the surety of faith for those ballz.

Posted by: i like anchors at February 01, 2013 09:56 AM (nBE5A)

207 Hookers and blow, baby! It was only a matter of time.

Posted by: Fritz at February 01, 2013 10:14 AM (WM+rJ)

208 A rich optometrist, huh?

And look at him.

Long live the new flesh.


Posted by: West at February 01, 2013 10:31 AM (1Rgee)

209 How could anyone not believe a Dominican hooker? I mean what could she possible gain by coming forward and making up a story like this?

Posted by: occam at February 01, 2013 10:59 AM (RzFE8)

210 I hope I'm not delusional in saying this, but I can't help wondering if the ice is starting to crack.
Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 01, 2013 12:53 AM (+wxCD)

If the Democrats can coverup, gloss-over, and spinFast and Furious, which resulted in a pile of dead bodies higher than a two-story house, then they can coverup just about anything. NYT suddenly taking an interest in this means Menendez goes under the bus as an effort at damage control. All of this is uncomfortably close to Harry Reid. His PAC connections to Reid will be downplayed, with the sex angle getting all of the attention.

Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2013 11:07 AM (vtiE6)

211 Democrats chronically project. Everything that they accuse Republicans of doing, they are already up to their eyes in.

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 01, 2013 12:17 PM (I5lpA)

212 Between those two, Valerie Jarret, and Henry Waxman you could almost have a live action movie adaption of "Wind in the Willows"... We'd need a few more to round out the cast-- any suggestions?

Posted by: Taft at February 01, 2013 02:37 PM (d2FFC)

213 I'm using this old post to practice my crazy ace HTML comment-fu.

[blockquote]Does blockquote work?[/blockquote]

or does it work this way

[bq]chocolate[/bq]


Posted by: Monkeytoe at February 04, 2013 01:17 PM (sOx93)






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