Amusing: Reporter Takes the Piss Out of Videobomber

Cute.

Actually, it doesn't really work though.

Explanation: Sorry, in case you didn't catch the context: she's just doing a report on the Super Bowl or something. Nothing to do with STDs. When the drunk woman insists on sharing the shot, she pretends it's an STD report and identifies her as having an STD, hoping this will make her go away.

It actually doesn't.

Posted by: Ace at 09:31 PM



Comments

1 First?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (Cnqmv)

2 One can only hope she washed her hands afterward. Good hygiene and all that ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (TvO05)

3 I'd hit it.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (7GY9T)

4 Silent video bombs are the better video bombs.

Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (R18D0)

5 Should I not be laughing at all the beads the reporter's wearing?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (T4nTv)

6 Whatever

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (jVAw4)

7 She's gonna try that on the wrong sista one day, then the video will be worth watching.

Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2013 09:35 PM (W4lhk)

8 Oh, and New Orleans has gobs of STDs is news?

Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2013 09:35 PM (R18D0)

9
Hey, that's WKMG reporter Jessica Sanchez!
(you're welcome)

Posted by: Jess1 at January 31, 2013 09:35 PM (lbiWb)

10
PEARL NECKLACE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU

Posted by: ZZ Top at January 31, 2013 09:35 PM (7GY9T)

11 LMAO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 09:36 PM (piMMO)

12 She get the beads for showing her tittehs?

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:36 PM (9XBK2)

13 #9

Jessica Snatchez you say?

Posted by: Marmo at January 31, 2013 09:37 PM (pcgW1)

14 2 minutes to go.

Leafs don't fail me now!

All these damn 1-goal games.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:37 PM (T4nTv)

15
what aboot glitter bombs?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 09:37 PM (vyPsz)

16 "Ah ain't got no STDs."


Lol. But I bet you have a baby or three by various baby daddy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:37 PM (UOM48)

17 Obama voter interviewed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (UOM48)

18 That was pretty fast thinking for that reporter, though. I thought it was pretty funny.

Posted by: Marmo at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (pcgW1)

19 That's Senator Jessica Sanchez, buddy!

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (avAMN)

20 She get the beads for showing her tittehs?


Posted by: steevy


Where might a fellow purchase these "magical beads"?

Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (R18D0)

21 Just once in that scenario, I'd like to see the reporter give someone an elbow right to the larynx

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (8sCoq)

22 Too bad Katrina wasn't a category 5...with frickin' lasers.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (7xPCu)

23 Heh. Nice smackdown. Can't wait until the zombie's friends show this to her, 'cause evidently she won't remember it until about next Tuesday, if at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (+z4pE)

24 Say what you want, Arsenio still looks good in drag.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (7GY9T)

25 If it was guy, she could have said she was doing a story on erectile dysfunction and asked him how long he's been suffering from it.

Ouch.

Posted by: Marmo at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (pcgW1)

26 20 Go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (9XBK2)

27 How many Super Bowls have been in fucking New Orleans anyway?

Are there no other American cities?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (T4nTv)

28 26 20 Go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (9XBK2)

French for 'herpes'

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 09:41 PM (7xPCu)

29 Complaining about a drunk in the French Quarter is like complaining about the smell of your growing collection of Gatorade bottles full of your morning piss.

(Yes, the French Quarter/piss smell analogy was intentional.)

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 09:41 PM (vVv3V)

30 I've been to Nawlins for Mardi Gras. Once. No thanks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (UOM48)

31 So that's Moochele's new wig.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (avAMN)

32 Ain't nobody got time for that!

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (tlhtD)

33 She doesnt have an std....sure she doesnt.

Thats a walking talking herpes and venereal warts life support system if there ever was one.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (+OTLF)

34
They should have the Super Bowl in Santo Domingo!
If you go, I highly endorse taking the under.

Posted by: Robert Menendez (D) at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (7GY9T)

35 Are there no other American cities?

***

It's time for Jax again!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (piMMO)

36 CBS isnt NBC so I am safe to watch this without voiding my boycott of NBC.

Posted by: sTevo at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (VMcEw)

37 interesting way to counteract a conversation you really don't want to have

it's a keeper.

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (nqBYe)

38 26 of 46 Super Bowls have been played in three cities; New Orleans (nine times), the Greater Miami area (ten times), or the Greater Los Angeles area (seven times).

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)

39 28 Hey,you wont get anything if you look but don't touch.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (9XBK2)

40 #27

Judging from the news, the only other cities are New York and Los Angeles. Maybe one called Chicago, but it's just a big shoot-out there.

Posted by: Marmo at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (pcgW1)

41 Speaking of sports, my Crimson Tide are kicking Arkansas's ass right now 26-15.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (+z4pE)

42 Wonder how many Obamaphones that bitch has?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:43 PM (UOM48)

43 Has anybody in the history of the world ever admitted to having an STD? Even your doctor will have to tell you fucking twice.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2013 09:43 PM (WM+rJ)

44 >so I am safe to watch this without voiding my boycott of NBC.


read today that NBC is developing a new show for Roseanne Barr

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:43 PM (8sCoq)

45 (Yes, the French Quarter/piss smell analogy was intentional.)

***

Amen to that.

What a gross! and fun place.

About 2 days tops and then I feel like I have to go home and take a bath to wash it all off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 09:44 PM (piMMO)

46 38 Next year it's in NJ and I hope it is fucking freezing.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:44 PM (9XBK2)

47 Atlanta hosted the Super Bowl. Once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:44 PM (UOM48)

48 Either of those two were the kind of girl that you would take home to kill your mom.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 31, 2013 09:44 PM (aZ6ew)

49 >so I am safe to watch this without voiding my boycott of NBC.


read today that NBC is developing a new show for Roseanne Barr
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:43 PM (8sCoq)

A musical?

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 09:44 PM (avAMN)

50 Has anybody in the history of the world ever admitted to having an STD? Even your doctor will have to tell you fucking twice.

****

It's like the voting for Nixon thing: Lots of people are guilty and none will admit it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 09:45 PM (piMMO)

51 50 Has anybody in the history of the world ever admitted to having an STD? Even your doctor will have to tell you fucking twice.


Would it surprise you to hear that some people brag about it?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 09:46 PM (7xPCu)

52 read today that NBC is developing a new show for Roseanne Barr
---
She can only get run over by a log truck so many times. It's not funny anymore.

Posted by: sTevo at January 31, 2013 09:46 PM (VMcEw)

53 Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM

Those are Mardi Gras beads. It's Mardi Gras season right now in New Orleans (Mardi Gras day is 2/12 this year, but the season always starts on January 6th aka 12th Night) parades have begun, so the beads are part of the whole "local color" feel I'm sure she was going for, as right now most people on Bourbon street are wearing *at least* that many beads around their necks.

Posted by: angienc at January 31, 2013 09:47 PM (w3JGl)

54
>>Has anybody in the history of the world ever admitted to having an STD?<<

Ever heard of the Bug Party?
In some communities, STDs are like Scouts Badges.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:47 PM (RxF/E)

55 read today that NBC is developing a new show for Roseanne Barr
---
She can only get run over by a log truck so many times. It's not funny anymore.

---

I can always watch her rotting corpse getting run over one more time.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 09:47 PM (vVv3V)

56 52 read today that NBC is developing a new show for Roseanne Barr
---
She can only get run over by a log truck so many times. It's not funny anymore.
Posted by: sTevo at January 31, 2013 09:46 PM (VMcEw)

It's a reality show called 'Porky Skanks a Poppin'

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 09:47 PM (7xPCu)

57 38 26 of 46 Super Bowls have been played in three cities; New Orleans (nine times), the Greater Miami area (ten times), or the Greater Los Angeles area (seven times).

The rest of the country tends to be colder than Lisa Murkowski's teat.

Posted by: wooga at January 31, 2013 09:48 PM (tNWB8)

58 WKMG. Shit, that's a local station down here.

Hmm, I just may have to start watching some local news for a bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:48 PM (+z4pE)

59 >>>Would it surprise you to hear that some people brag about it?

Yes, yes it would. Unless it's Reality TV.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2013 09:49 PM (WM+rJ)

60 New Orleans. The last place on earth any sane person would want to live and raise a family.

*glares at Mary Matalin and Skeletor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:49 PM (UOM48)

61
>>>Would it surprise you to hear that some people brag about it?

Why you looking at me?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 31, 2013 09:50 PM (RxF/E)

62 59 >>>Would it surprise you to hear that some people brag about it?

Yes, yes it would. Unless it's Reality TV.
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2013 09:49 PM (WM+rJ)

The people who do have a life expectancy of about 20, but are too dumb to know it.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 09:50 PM (7xPCu)

63 Would it surprise you to hear that some people brag about it?

-----

Not since Ace's tampon post yesterday.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 09:50 PM (vVv3V)

64 Hubris is a dangerous thing. Most of us are probably surprised that the reporter didn't get jacked up! And that expectation has nothing to do with our preconceived notions ofconfrontational reporters - if you get the gist.

Posted by: JDW at January 31, 2013 09:50 PM (11KLF)

65
Alright, this party girl has nothing on this local fat, gross local woman who stiffed her Applebee's waitress of the large party gratuity.
How to I forward for ONT???

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 09:51 PM (Sptt8)

66
>>Not since Ace's tampon post yesterday.<<

Among Ewok, a used Tampon is akin to a holy relic.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:51 PM (RxF/E)

67 39
28 Hey,you wont get anything if you look but don't touch.


Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:42 PM (9XBK2)
crabs jump.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:52 PM (+OTLF)

68 She got cooties in her coochie.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:52 PM (MMC8r)

69 27 How many Super Bowls have been in fucking New Orleans anyway?

Are there no other American cities?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (T4nTv)

--Don't rag on N.O. as a Super Bowl city. Aside from my team being in the game, the #1 criterion for me would be having the game in N.O. It's walkable and has great food and booze.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (jVAw4)

70 Ace had a tampon post yesterday? Oy vey! The things one misses when one has the flu . . .


Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (kpCLl)

71
Oh, and in Pat Pong, Bangkok the hookers in the windows were color coded for which diseases they had. Then you wouldn't have to pay top dollar if you already had....whatever.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (Sptt8)

72
Did you all catch the last thing the woman said as she walked away?
"Condoms!"
Yup! Condoms!

Posted by: JDW at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (11KLF)

73 Among Ewok, a used Tampon is akin to a holy relic.

Yub yub!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (kUWCf)

74 read today that NBC is developing a new show for Roseanne Barr

Why?

Seriously, why?

I know Hollywood's into recycling...

Posted by: AmishDude at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (xSegX)

75 65

The Saint Louis area Reverend?

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:54 PM (MMC8r)

76 The rest of the country tends to be colder than Lisa Murkowski's teat.

Posted by: wooga at January 31, 2013 09:48 PM (tNWB
Change that 'e' to a 'w' for that frigid bitch

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:54 PM (+OTLF)

77 In honor of Jordan I rename this song "BanHammer"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mlsUVAbVcM

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:54 PM (9XBK2)

78 Shit. That kid, Caleb Moore, who was in the snowmobile accident at the X-Games last Thursday, died from his injuries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:54 PM (+z4pE)

79
>>Oh, and in Pat Pong, Bangkok the hookers in the windows were color coded for which diseases they had.<<

Those Celestials are nothing if not efficient.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:54 PM (RxF/E)

80 70
Ace had a tampon post yesterday? Oy vey! The things one misses when one has the flu . . .




Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (kpCLl



Be glad. Very, very glad. And feel better!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:55 PM (UOM48)

81 Ace had a tampon post yesterday? Oy vey! The things one misses when one has the flu . . .

---

Do yourself a favor and don't go looking for it. Just another sweet, young, lady looking to become "internet famous".

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 09:55 PM (vVv3V)

82 The Saint Louis area Reverend?

*****

A flock fleecer.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 31, 2013 09:55 PM (MhA4j)

83 That kid, Caleb Moore, who was in the snowmobile accident at the X-Games last Thursday, died from his injuries.

Yeah, how awful was that?

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 09:55 PM (kpCLl)

84 Well, if was anything other than Mardi Gras, I'd have sympathy for the reporter. In context, she's the jackass.

Posted by: DRH at January 31, 2013 09:55 PM (xFoDt)

85

Do yourself a favor and don't go looking for it. Just another sweet, young, lady looking to become "internet famous".

Suck on it.

Posted by: Girl from the Tampon Post at January 31, 2013 09:56 PM (RxF/E)

86 Hey, Jane! Thanks!! How's everything with you?

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 09:56 PM (kpCLl)

87
Some cheap supposed pastor of a store front church in St. Louis.
Believe me. I've waited on lots and lots. We always had to educate new hostesses to keep track of how many high chairs and how many "bad tippers" we each got.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 09:56 PM (Sptt8)

88
Fixed?

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (tOkJB)

89 It's walkable and has great food and booze.
Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (jVAw4)

A foot of sewage in your basement is walkable too.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (7xPCu)

90 77 In honor of Jordan I rename this song "BanHammer"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mlsUVAbVcM

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:54 PM (9XBK2)

--Has Jordan popped up today? I haven't seen it in over 24 hours.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (jVAw4)

91 Suck on it.

---

Now Peaches won't have anything to look forward to.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (vVv3V)

92 Among Ewok, a used Tampon is akin to a holy relic.

Also considered quite the delicacy among canine-americans, but I supposed that's been mentioned.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (kpCLl)

93 Hey, Peaches. I'm good! Hate that you have the flu. Husband and I got late shots exactly two weeks ago.

And DO NOT look up the tampon chick thread. Especially since you're sick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (UOM48)

94 Go Patriots ! oh sorry.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (VSWPU)

95 --Don't rag on N.O. as a Super Bowl city. Aside
from my team being in the game, the #1 criterion for me would be having
the game in N.O. It's walkable and has great food and booze.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 09:53 PM (jVAw4)

*****************************************************************Also NOLA is used to accommodating large numbers of tourists. It's a party city that knows how to throw a good party.

Posted by: angienc at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (w3JGl)

96 Shit, if only some other city in the US had restaurants and access to alcohol.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (T4nTv)

97 --Has Jordan popped up today? I haven't seen it in over 24 hours.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 09:57 PM (jVAw4


He suffered an Epic Banning on the Phil Mickelson thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (UOM48)

98 The things one misses when one has the flu
---
It's two weeks for me and I am 90% recovered. So I am back on the Honey and Jim Beam to see if I can kick this thing without caving in for antibiotics.

I am told the thing I have wouldn't be fixed with penicillin anyway.

Posted by: sTevo at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (VMcEw)

99 SF is the 'home' team for the Super Bowl- the home team is given the choice of wearing their colored or white jerseys

the 'away' team has a slight winning edge (26 for 46)

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:59 PM (8sCoq)

100 Go Patriots ! oh sorry.


Posted by: grease monkey at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (VSWPU)
haha, those assholes deserved to lose that game. i'm a Ravens fan this weekend, fuck those niners, i hope they all catch the local crotch-rot.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 09:59 PM (kpCLl)

101 He suffered an Epic Banning on the Phil Mickelson thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (UOM4


I thought I felt a disturbance in the Force.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:00 PM (avAMN)

102 He suffered an Epic Banning on the Phil Mickelson thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (UOM4

--When was that? It's popped up in the last 48 hours.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 10:00 PM (jVAw4)

103 I just added an explanation for the clip, which you might have missed.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (LCRYB)

104 Traditionally, the NFL does not award Super Bowls to stadiums that are located in climates with an expected average daily temperature less than 50F (10C) on game day unless the field can be completely covered by a fixed or retractable roof.

However, despite not having a retractable roof, MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey was chosen for Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014, in an apparent waiver of the warm-climate rule.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)

105
I am told the thing I have wouldn't be fixed with penicillin anyway.

You, too?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (RxF/E)

106
The flu? Ha!

Where I work, there's a whooping cough epidemic abounding.

Peasants.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 31, 2013 10:02 PM (Md8Uo)

107 However, despite not having a retractable roof, MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey was chosen for Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014, in an apparent waiver of the warm-climate rule.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)

I promised to stay far away.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 31, 2013 10:02 PM (avAMN)

108 103 I just added an explanation for the clip, which you might have missed.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (LCRYB)

--Yeah, we got it.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 10:03 PM (jVAw4)

109 Shit, if only some other city in the US had restaurants and access to alcohol.


Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (T4nTv)

**********************************************************************Not like NOLA restaurants -- and tell me one other city you can walk around on the street with a drink in your hand or where you can go to a drive-thru and order a daiquiri to go.

Posted by: angienc at January 31, 2013 10:03 PM (w3JGl)

110 103 I just added an explanation for the clip, which you might have missed.



Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (LCRYB)


we are not worthy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:03 PM (kpCLl)

111 None of my underage Dominican hookers have ever given me an STD.

But they've got them now.

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez, pervert and crook at January 31, 2013 10:04 PM (MMC8r)

112 Oh, as long as everybody's here, y'all please keep your fingers crossed for me: I have a lead on a gig at one of the major theme parks down here full timeas a bass player. It would be my first job in five years.

I seriously do not care what it pays at this point.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:04 PM (+z4pE)

113 *****************************************************************Also NOLA is used to accommodating large numbers of tourists. It's a party city that knows how to throw a good party.
Posted by: angienc at January 31, 2013 09:58 PM (w3JGl)

You bet...who would put up with that shithole without being drunk?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 10:05 PM (7xPCu)

114
tell me one other city you can walk around on the street with a drink in your hand or where you can go to a drive-thru and order a daiquiri to go.

Flagstaff.
You can buy a mixed drink and ammo from the same drive-thru.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 31, 2013 10:05 PM (RxF/E)

115 Fucking rude racist c*nt. Where does she get off with that shit?

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 31, 2013 10:05 PM (wR+pz)

116 --When was that? It's popped up in the last 48 hours.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 10:00 PM (jVAw4


Scroll down, Grasshopper. It was earlier today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 10:05 PM (UOM48)

117 112 Good luck man!

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 10:06 PM (9XBK2)

118 114

tell me one other city you can walk around on the street with a
drink in your hand or where you can go to a drive-thru and order a
daiquiri to go.




You can walk around Savannah, Ga with a drink or three. All the bars offer you a "traveler" as you leave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 10:06 PM (UOM48)

119 jeez, somebody just blew up the Pemex HQ in Mexico City . . . when did Mexico become a terrorist target? 'Cause that's just crazy.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:06 PM (kpCLl)

120 the 'away' team has a slight winning edge (26 for 46)

---

NY, Dal, GB, Pitt, and NE have a 46% (21/46) chance of winning. Are any of them playing?

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 10:07 PM (vVv3V)

121
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:04 PM (+z4pE)

Bass? I thought you were a musician?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 10:07 PM (RxF/E)

122 I don't care where the Super Bowl is played, as long as it is outdoors

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:07 PM (8sCoq)

123 Who is the Jordan that got banned, Truman's brother?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 31, 2013 10:07 PM (wR+pz)

124 It would be my first job in five years.



I seriously do not care what it pays at this point.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:04 PM (+z4pE)

Prayers up, buddy!

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:08 PM (kpCLl)

125 Prayers for you, BackwardsBoy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 10:08 PM (UOM48)

126 Good thing we are not easily distracted! wait,,, what,,,, ok I forgot!!!! lol

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 31, 2013 10:09 PM (Oi60j)

127 @122

Jones, note. It will be indoors this year.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 31, 2013 10:09 PM (wR+pz)

128 Billy Bob, are you in SC or NC?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 10:10 PM (UOM48)

129 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:04 PM (+z4pE)

Break a leg!

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:10 PM (avAMN)

130 Mardi Gras actually started in Mobile, AL NOLA just commercialized it and added the debauchee . Ours is actually mostly family fun, except on Dauphin St.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:11 PM (l7h8K)

131 >>>However, despite not having a retractable roof, MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey was chosen for Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014, in an apparent waiver of the warm-climate rule.

that's retarded.

Posted by: Joe Flacco at January 31, 2013 10:11 PM (LCRYB)

132 119
jeez, somebody just blew up the Pemex HQ in Mexico City . . . when did
Mexico become a terrorist target? 'Cause that's just crazy.


Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:06 PM (kpCLl)

With all the illegal aliens in the US from Mexico they probably figured "Mexico city, New Mexico WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!"

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 10:11 PM (+OTLF)

133 Mrs. North and I are doing a play through of Dead Space 2 in anticipation of Dead Space 3 coming out in the next couple of weeks.

It's a game you can't really play for more than an hour or so since its so intense. Better than a horror movie.

Posted by: Truman North, overstimulated at January 31, 2013 10:11 PM (+6WK8)

134 My brother is named Peter. Why? Do I deserve a banning?

Posted by: Truman North, overstimulated at January 31, 2013 10:12 PM (+6WK8)

135 Hey, that's WKMG reporter Jessica Sanchez!
(you're welcome)

Posted by: Jess1 at January 31, 2013 09:35 PM

Did she tell the drunk she was doing the Dirty Sanchez?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 10:13 PM (wwsoB)

136 Super Bowel and Mardi Gras back to back. Mos Eisley just lost its title.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:14 PM (S7Hzw)

137 136
Super Bowel and Mardi Gras back to back. Mos Eisley just lost its title.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:14 PM (S7Hzw)
All we need now is Katrina 2.0

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 10:14 PM (+OTLF)

138 Super Bowl is actually in the middle.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:15 PM (l7h8K)

139 Bass? I thought you were a musician?

I can almost handle one note on one string at a time. Don't ask about my drumming...

Which reminds me. Someone calls looking for some entertainment. "How much for a five-piece band this weekend?"

"Um, five people? Around a thousand. I'll make a few calls and get back to you."

"WHAT??!! FOR MUSIC??!! That's outrageous!!"

"OK, tell you what. You call the plumbers union, tell them you want five plumbers to work from 6 until midnight on a Saturday and get a price.

We'll do it for half of that."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:15 PM (+z4pE)

140 hi all
brr

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 10:15 PM (BBWjt)

141 137 GW Bush isn't around to dynamite the levi's though.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 10:15 PM (9XBK2)

142 141 Umm levees.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 10:16 PM (9XBK2)

143 He's blamed for dynamiting jeans now?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:17 PM (l7h8K)

144 Jeremiah..... you know I have relatives who live down there. Luckily none died during Katrina. However they all lost their houses. So excuse me while I do not find that funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:17 PM (S7Hzw)

145 Jones, note. It will be indoors this year.





I'm aware

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:17 PM (8sCoq)

146 Well, Billy Bob. If you check back in, I informed Vic this morning that Tom Daschle is moving permanently to Bluffton, SC, the very tony Palmetto Bluff development.

He made the announcement speaking at a Savannah Rotary Club meeting (Savannah has several Rotary Clubs) this week.

If you Google Palmetto Bluff, it's quite nice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 10:18 PM (UOM48)

147 Is this an alternate ONT? Like when Sheldon held an alternate Thursday night with friends?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 10:18 PM (wwsoB)

148
George Bush sat in a rowboat in the gulf and blew really hard towards N'arlins. Didn't you see the pics???

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 10:18 PM (Sptt8)

149 I have nothing against NO- me and whatsername honeymooned there in '85

I just don't care for indoor football

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:19 PM (8sCoq)

150 How do you lose a house? Car keys yeah, but a house?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:19 PM (l7h8K)

151 Does this thwead have wet bweasts?

Posted by: Barry Kripke at January 31, 2013 10:20 PM (iGfo1)

152 Meanwhile the Sandy disaster has been handled splendidly.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 10:20 PM (9XBK2)

153
George Bush blew up all the blue jeans? Who knew?

Man, don't cross that guy.

Oh, levys. Never mind.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 31, 2013 10:21 PM (Md8Uo)

154 Well, husband and I are off to bed, books and kittehs.

Yeah, we're old farts. Suck it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 10:21 PM (UOM48)

155 as soon as Ace is done tweeting we should have an ONT

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:21 PM (8sCoq)

156 They must need extra time to enbiggen the font for the ONT again.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 10:22 PM (vVv3V)

157 CMSgt Big Bird. Well one cousin the flood waters washed out the ground under the concrete slab and carried the house about a block before receding. Another cousin, their brick house looked fine on the outside but the water damage reached all the way to the ceiling. So yeah both houses were lost.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:22 PM (S7Hzw)

158 At the risk of incurring the wrath of U2 haters, I present the best halftime performance ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4v-IaOJKuI

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 10:22 PM (wwsoB)

159 I lost the roof, not the house.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:23 PM (l7h8K)

160 Mardi Gras actually started in Mobile, AL NOLA just commercialized it and added the debauchee . Ours is actually mostly family fun, except on Dauphin St.

Born in Mobile. We got three days out of school for Mardi Gras back in the '60's.

And thanks for the well wishes, y'all. Keep that good karma coming, I really need it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:23 PM (+z4pE)

161
U2 sucks.
But you already knew that.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 10:23 PM (iGfo1)

162 When I was young NOLA Mardi Gras was more family friendly then it is now -- over the years the Spring Breaker-type tourists (that's what I call them -- they just get ridiculous drunk and obnoxious like it's their raison d'etre) took it over more and more, but still there are areas where families watch the parades (such as St. Charles Ave, which is the area I grew up in) where it is a completely different vibe from what goes down on Bourbon Street. Nonetheless, the last decade or so before I moved to NC, I didn't even bother going to the parades (even along the more family-oriented places on parade routes) because the obnoxiousness keeps spreading further and further out. A lot of locals use Mardi Gras week as a good excuse to get out of town -- I didn't understand that as a child, but I did as I got older.


Posted by: angienc at January 31, 2013 10:24 PM (w3JGl)

163 I kinda wonder how many girls in the reporter's high school ended up with eating disorders, thanks to her "cleverness"...

Posted by: DRH at January 31, 2013 10:24 PM (xFoDt)

164 Mobile, Nawlins... fight it out over Mardi Gras. The Gulf Coast will just supply gas, beer, and gumbo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:24 PM (S7Hzw)

165 152
Meanwhile the Sandy disaster has been handled splendidly.


Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 10:20 PM (9XBK2)
You cant complain when you have frozen to death in your apartment/house/ten with not electricity

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 10:24 PM (+OTLF)

166 156
They must need extra time to enbiggen the font for the ONT again.


Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 10:22 PM

A noble font embiggens the smallest ONT

Posted by: Jebediah Springfield at January 31, 2013 10:25 PM (wwsoB)

167 Back, they still get two days.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:25 PM (l7h8K)

168 ONT will be here shortly as soon as they find new no hope pictures.

I would like to nominate this one:



http://tinyurl.com/autkgbn

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 10:26 PM (+OTLF)

169 anginc, even in Chalmette it was pretty laid back and family friendly. Just had to get out in the median well before everyone else with chairs and ice chests to get a good location. But downtown Nawlins for Mardi Gras, sorry Afghanistan is safer than some of those parades.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:26 PM (S7Hzw)

170 still, a roof is a pretty big thing to lose
where do you think you misplaced it?

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 10:28 PM (BBWjt)

171 Back, they still get two days.

Kewl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 10:28 PM (+z4pE)

172 Is Obama going to toss the opening pitch at the superbowl on sunday?

I know what an avid sportsman he is...what with skooting sheet all the time.


Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 10:29 PM (+OTLF)

173 I really didn't lose it, it just came off. The barn stopped most of it except the shingles. They flew to the neighbors, which made me happy. I didn't have to pick them up, fuck him.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 10:30 PM (l7h8K)

174 http://tinyurl.com/byob3yo (nbcdfw)

Open carry march in Ft. Worth.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 31, 2013 10:31 PM (0It32)

175 ONT's done

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:31 PM (8sCoq)

176 Niners cornerback Chris Culliver said that neither he nor his teammates would be cool with an openly gay teammate

The sportswriters are fanning themselves on their fainting couches and clutching their pearls

Good thing that Culliver is black or they'd have him disqualified for the game

I don't imagine it'll get the fans in SF lining up for his autograph, but the outer Bay Area suburbs might be OK with it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 10:32 PM (wwsoB)

177 Man, it was Chuck F'n Hagel all day long! So, the highlight of his career is the synchronicity of his nomination for Sec of Def while at the same moment exposing himself to be a dunce, unknown to most of his peers before now?

When worlds collide.

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 10:32 PM (0PiQ4)

178 Anna Puma -- you're from Da Parish? :-) I grew up in Uptown New Orleans (on Richmond Pl).

I agree about downtown -- I wouldn't go within 100 feet of Lee Circle for a parade. (I did one year when I was about 19 -- never again). Our family spot was always St. Charles and Napoleon (where the parades turn onto St. Charles).

Posted by: angienc at January 31, 2013 10:40 PM (w3JGl)

179 When Chuck Met Bruce

http://tinypic.com/r/2i6xjc/6

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:51 PM (8sCoq)

180 174
Did you read the one dumb ass comment?
The guy has no clue that it is illegal to carry while intoxicated PERIOD. Therefore, most people who have CCL's wind up not drink at all in public so they don't risk their license.

Posted by: LindaFell at January 31, 2013 11:00 PM (PGO8C)

181 The drunk bitch interfering in the reporters story?

She isn't drunk. That's actually how a person acts once the STD has spread to the brain and festered for several years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2013 11:07 PM (BuSM8)

182 Come to think of it that might be why Hagel bombed out today...he has an untreated STD and it's deep in the brain.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2013 11:09 PM (BuSM8)

183 It seems the depressing tone of the ONT is NOT a hit with the horde.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2013 11:14 PM (BuSM8)






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