White House, Lautenberg Shift Away from Senator Bob Menendez
Update -- Chilling Confession: "Bob Menendez is MY FRIEND," Declares Defiant Harry Reid

via @johnekdahl, who collected all these up throughout the day.

Three time's a trend.

Frank Lautenberg: "if there are infractions as they are reported, it’s too bad."

Yes, too bad.

Terry Macauliffe just says he don't know nothin' about nothin'.

Below, Jay Carney refuses to answer a reporter's question as to whether the White House has "full confidence" in Robert Menendez. Jay Carney just says he's got nothing on that.

Harry Reid: Reid -- who frankly looks the part, as you all know -- stands by his "friend" Menendez:

“Bob Menendez is my friend, he's an outstanding senator,” Reid said.

But then he also refuses to say something helpful to Menendez like "these allegations are obviously false!"

“Any questions in this regard direct to him. I don't know anything about it.”

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM



Comments

1 UNO

Posted by: Sunny at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (clcLS)

2 I know nothing, NOTHING!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz Carney at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (p/cQy)

3 not

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (tlhtD)

4 "Robert Menendez is a great American, who loves kids."

--Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (w+Dvf)

5 For some reason I thought the senator was into boys--the illegal underage intern. I'm so confused

Posted by: Sunny at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (clcLS)

6 Lautenberg just doesn't want to sit in the can in the Senate rest room after Menendez has used it

Posted by: TexasJew at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (lD8ju)

7 "And they all moved away from me on the bench" - Arlo Guthrie

Posted by: West at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (vEjs1)

8 Lautenberg is a shit. I have been wishing that old fart have a massive coronary.

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (53z96)

9 Dr Spank you're cracking me up in every thread today.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (zpqa2)

10 if Menendez leaves, Lautenberg stays, Christie appoints a place holder, and then Booker take the other seat. Lautenberg and Booker are then the senators from NJ. Hell, Christie might even appoint Booker. Its Jersey

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (Dnbau)

11 I swear, I was just trying to help a distressed economy. And bang underage girls in the process.

Posted by: Robert "The Candygiver" Menendez at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (w+Dvf)

12
I have no information on the Senator, but President Obama will be happy to give his opinion on whether or not a black, grievance mongering professor was treated unfairly by police if any of you are interested in hearing that.

Posted by: Warden at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (HzhBE)

13 Ace stepped on our "Stove Talk" thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (UOM48)

14 Much ado about 'nuttin'

Posted by: Typical Lefty at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (feFL6)

15 How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?

Jeeez.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (UOM48)

16
We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school

we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room


We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs

Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (kdS6q)

17 10 if Menendez leaves, Lautenberg stays, Christie appoints a place holder, and then Booker take the other seat. Lautenberg and Booker are then the senators from NJ. Hell, Christie might even appoint Booker. Its Jersey

----------

Wait...what about Geraldo?

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (BZMZX)

18
Mr Carney, if President Obama had a daughter, would she look like one of the underage prostitutes that Senator Melendez raped?

Posted by: Warden at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (HzhBE)

19 Senator Menendez's illegal alien intern loved little boys. Menendez loves teen girl hookers. McGreevy loved gay men at rest stops on the turn pike. Corzine porked the head of the teachers union and bought her a condo while negotiating the new NJEA contract. This is business as usual for NJ dems

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (Dnbau)

20 Geraldo.

*blink* *blink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (UOM48)

21 Obviously protecting Obama is more important...


(There is a hierarchy of "protectiness.")

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (tbBtG)

22 15 How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?

Jeeez.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (UOM4

I'm wondering why he hasn't been found swinging from a rafter somewhere, with a note saying 'goodbye cruel DC'

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (7xPCu)

23 A corpse and a child molester. I think New Jersey has the Democratic party down to a "T".

Posted by: AmishDude at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (xSegX)

24 Down goes menendez, Down goes menendez, Down goes menendez

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (9Bj8R)

25 Wait...what about Geraldo?
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (BZMZX)

_____________

If he draws me a map to the Twinkie factory--he's in!

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (r2PLg)

26
I am amazed a reporter did some reporting. But seriously, remember way back in the time machine and the press going crazy over Kyle and a consensual woman or Mark Foley and some emails?

Even with underaged girls being abused by Menendez and the press can't be bothered even though "War on Women!!!11!!!eleventy". Scum.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (p/cQy)

27
Er ... Menendez.

Whatever. The guy with the enormously bloated head.

Posted by: Warden at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (HzhBE)

28 21 Obviously protecting Obama is more important...


(There is a hierarchy of "protectiness.")
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (tbBtG)

Feminine protection

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (7xPCu)

29 Menendez's only hope is to try the Pete Townsend defense:
It was all for research purposes.

Posted by: wooga, fiddling about at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (tNWB8)

30 menedez is good for one thing. He makes hagel look gooood

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (9Bj8R)

31 Wait...what about Geraldo?



Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (BZMZX)


He wants to run for the NJ senate...in 2014.....as an R.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (X6akg)

32
How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?

Jeeez.



By rubbing my nipples counter-clockwise.It's looks clockwise in the mirror.



I find that hot.

Posted by: Jay Carney at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (0WLla)

33 One thing I do know, the kitchen is the most expensive room in the house.


I cringed for 2 hours one night when one of those "home" channels did a two hour special on the best kitchens in America. One guy had a 2000 sq ft kitchen with a real brick pizza oven. He had two ovens a center aisle cook top and several under the counter pull out refers and freezers.


His kitchen probably cost more than my house.

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (53z96)

34 "26
I am amazed a reporter did some reporting. But seriously, remember way back in the time machine and the press going crazy over Kyle and a consensual woman or Mark Foley and some emails?

Even with underaged girls being abused by Menendez and the press can't be bothered even though "War on Women!!!11!!!eleventy". Scum.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (p/cQy) "

All sex scandals are equal, but some sex scandals are more equal than others...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (tbBtG)

35 He wants to run for the NJ senate...in 2014.....as an R.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (X6akg)


As an R????? That would not even fly in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (9Bj8R)

36 Was Menendez also the one with the illegal alien aide with the sexual charges that the MFM hid until after the elections?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (+z4pE)

37 oops wrong thread

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (53z96)

38 From the last thread about Hagel and stoves (stoves being the more intelligent topic due to Hagel's stupidity) I have a tip for gas cooktop owners.

If you get that burned-on stuff on the burner grates, put each grate in a gallon plastic Ziploc bag with about 2 tablespoons of household ammonia. Let sit overnight. In the morning, all of the stuff will simply wipe off.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (GoIUi)

39
That hippie pile of crap Corzine skated with 2 billion dollars...nothing, not a scratch...

This fish faced con-artist will also skate.




Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Yannoglanchie at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (HQml1)

40 Any young girl paid to have sex with that ugly freak Menendez...I can only imagine the lifelong nightmares.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (UOM48)

41 no body wants Geraldo. Nobody. Wait, does this mean he thinks he is gonna get fired at Fox??? and why as a republican. What is republican about him?

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (Dnbau)

42 So if Menendez leaves, Christy appoints a successor doesn't he? Well time to scream people! Get his child raping ass out of the Senate!

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (M1gmo)

43 My theme song.

Take it away, Connie!

http://youtu.be/BQTLs4QCSB4

Posted by: Bob Menendez, (D, Scum) at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (jVAw4)

44 No thread is the wrong thread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (9Bj8R)

45
Next time some sick scandal is uncovered, just say it's a republican whose name will be disclosed later.
Then, after it's picked up by the MFM, say oops! It's really________!

😳

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (Sptt8)

46 Senator, this girl has no family. Nobody knows that she worked here. It'll be as if she never existed.

All that's left is
our friendship.


Posted by: Tom Hagen at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (QKKT0)

47 OT but Bret Baier is about to play part of the spanking Graham gave Hagel today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (piMMO)

48 "29 Menendez's only hope is to try the Pete Townsend defense:
It was all for research purposes.

Posted by: wooga, fiddling about at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (tNWB "

Science.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (tbBtG)

49 20 Geraldo.
*blink* *blink*
-----------

Yeah, Jane...apparently Geraldo is talking about running for the senate, in NJ.
As a Republican.

o_0

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (BZMZX)

50 Hey, is the Menendez office hiring?

Posted by: Recently released child molester at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (F6KtL)

51 41 no body wants Geraldo. Nobody. Wait, does this mean he thinks he is gonna get fired at Fox??? and why as a republican. What is republican about him?
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (Dnbau)

_______________________

His middle name--

Geraldo "I know where the vault full of Twinkies is" Rivera.

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (r2PLg)

52 Hit it!

http://youtu.be/fTM40o3WgZo

Posted by: Bob Menendez, (D, Algal Frogshit) at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (jVAw4)

53 Next time some sick scandal is uncovered, just say it's a republican whose name will be disclosed later.
Then, after it's picked up by the MFM, say oops! It's really________!

😳

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (Sptt

--I hope someone from The Daily Caller is reading this

Posted by: Bob Menendez, (D, Algal Frogshit) at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (jVAw4)

54 52 Hit it!

http://youtu.be/fTM40o3WgZo
Posted by: Bob Menendez, (D, Algal Frogshit) at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (jVAw4)

LOL

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (M1gmo)

55 "39
That hippie pile of crap Corzine skated with 2 billion dollars...nothing, not a scratch...

This fish faced con-artist will also skate.




Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Yannoglanchie at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (HQml1) "

Privilege(s). Leftists aren't really against it (them)...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (tbBtG)

56 Of course I stand by my friend! We're always standing together when we scope out the young fraternal twins.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (0WLla)

57 /fuckin' sock

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (jVAw4)

58 How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?Jeeez.

There is no reflection.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (+z4pE)

59 "I find it odd that the same people throwing accusations at Bobby Menendez are the same ones out to get me---Bankers."


--Chuck Hagel

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2013 06:54 PM (w+Dvf)

60 So Hagel is obama's harriet myers? So who does he really want in that spot?

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 06:54 PM (/b8+5)

61 18

Mr Carney, if President Obama had a daughter, would she look like one of the underage prostitutes that Senator Melendez raped?



Posted by: Warden at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (HzhBE)

Needs to be a little shorter , but it's a weaponized question .

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 31, 2013 06:54 PM (AWmfW)

62
Menendez...resign?
Since when do Dems ever resign over a scandal?

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (BZMZX)

63 "49 20 Geraldo.
*blink* *blink*
-----------

Yeah, Jane...apparently Geraldo is talking about running for the senate, in NJ.
As a Republican.

o_0

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (BZMZX) "

Well, he did (/does) work for FOX...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (tbBtG)

64 Sure Reid supports Menendez since once Menendez is gone, they will look at Harry 'M' Reid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (S7Hzw)

65 Look, let's be honest, who doesn't have a couple of underage hookers tied up in their basement? I'm certainly in no position to throw stones here.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (2jQGY)

66 I like my women like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (QKKT0)

67
Go "anthony weiner" on this scumbag Ace.

I wanna see some press on the a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (p/cQy)

68 I like my women like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (QKKT0)

OK that there was funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (9Bj8R)

69
It really is just a travesty that these sick nasties don't get run out on a rail. What's up with their constituents?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (Sptt8)

70 "Below, Jay Carney refuses to answer a reporter's question as to whether
the White House has "full confidence" in Robert Menendez. Jay Carney
just says he's got nothing on that."

Whoa. Jay has Martha Raddatz Syndrome.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (HjPtV)

71
They could bring one of these underage prostitutes on Geraldo's show...and have her weep about the ordeal that Menendez put her through.
You know...whips, chains, ball-gags....

And the Dems would just go...."So what?"

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (BZMZX)

72
62
Menendez...resign?
Since when do Dems ever resign over a scandal?


Right before the indictment?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (tcw1u)

73 What anyone does with underage girls in another country or underage boys in this country is nobody's business, especially the Las Vegas office of the FBI.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (w+Dvf)

74 52 Hit it!

http://youtu.be/fTM40o3WgZo
Posted by: Bob Menendez, (D, Algal Frogshit) at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (jVAw4)

not gonna look...does it have something to do with ultrasound?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (7xPCu)

75 66 I like my women like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (QKKT0)


What a coincidence. I like my voters like I like truffles: kept in the dark and fed shit.

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (jVAw4)

76 Sounds like the hooker was asking for it...I mean, he paid her, right?

Posted by: David Frum at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (F6KtL)

77 I was ready to throw Reince under the bus, then I watched the video.

Assholes.

http://www.newsmax.com/US/priebus-gop-brimming-talent/2013/01/31/id/488366

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (piMMO)

78 Me thinkith Menendez is gonna get the Ernst Röhm treatment from obama and the dems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (9Bj8R)

79 Is that the same Harry Reid whose name always pops up when the word pederast is googled?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (ndlFj)

80 I got an email from Menendez's office that said that even if he did have sex with those sexy young latina whores, he would have barely even put the tip in so it's not that big of deal when you think about it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (+lsX1)

81 Is Menendez married?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (UOM48)

82 I like my women like I like my Ovaltine. Brown, fresh, and with the safety seal still intact.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (QKKT0)

83 not gonna look...does it have something to do with ultrasound?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (7xPCu)

--Just appropriate theme music.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (jVAw4)

84 Pederast is an ugly word, try kid-fucker.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (w+Dvf)

85 They shd ask if they would allow him to be alone with their 16 y/o daughter.

Posted by: waldo at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (jwumz)

86 My genitals were hacked! Hacked I tell you! I'm hiring a private security firm under my own authority to investigate this heinous law breaking and invasion of my privacy.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (mg08E)

87 Did she fight it? I like girls who fight back.

Posted by: Slick Willy at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (F6KtL)

88 Since when do Dems ever resign over a scandal?
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (BZMZX)
-------------------------------------------------------------
NOW you tell me!?!

Posted by: A Weiner at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (jucos)

89 Has anyone contacted GEMS?

Posted by: Lauren at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (wsGWu)

90 That reminds me, I need to pick up a fresh can of Crisco on my way home.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (2jQGY)

91 insane thought of the night. Schumer was allegedly on the fence over Hagel. He represents a lot of Jews. Granted, lefty Jews. But what if Schumer withdrew his support based on Hagel's pathetic performance today? hmmmm

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (Dnbau)

92 Is it me or does it sound like a whole lot of these United States Senators have never bothered to watch The Godfather II?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (mg08E)

93 My son told me that when the allegations at Penn State were revealed he had a two block long line of satellite vans parked up and down the street in front of the building where he works. All based on hearsay evidence that proved to be less then what was alleged. But heads had to roll, because that area was the center of (R) voting.

I'm spitballin' here but I think this is going nowhere.

Posted by: Regular Moron at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (feFL6)

94 83 not gonna look...does it have something to do with ultrasound?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (7xPCu)

--Just appropriate theme music.
Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (jVAw4)

he'd probably still say 'i'd hit it'

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (7xPCu)

95 Waiting For Barack

a play


Two Senators stand in garbage cans on an empty stage.

Hegel: Nothing to be done.

Menendez: I wish I was in Santo Domingo.

Hegel: Santo Domingo?

Menendez: Yes, Santo Domingo. With a fresh young, and when I say young, I mean young, hooker.

Hegel: Young, like in diapers?

Menendez: No, not young like in...well...wait a minute let's not be hasty...

Hegel: I wish I wore diapers.

Sometimes a Jew scares me so much, I shart.

Menendez: No, definitely not in diapers.

Hegel: But, I shart sometimes. Because a Jew scares me.

Menendez: I wish I was in Santo Domingo.

Hegel: What?

Menendez: Santo Domingo. I wish I was in Santo Domingo.

Hegel: Santo Domingo? Is that like White Castle? With Mexican hamburgers?

Menendez: We should celebrate.

Hegel: Yes! At Santo Domingo with Mexican hamburgers.

Menendez: We'll celebrate when Barack comes.

Hegel: Yes, we'll celebrate when Barack comes...

...Maybe he'll bring me diapers in case there's a Jew at Santo Domingo...

Menendez: Yes, when Barack comes everything will be-

(blackout)

FIN


Posted by: Waiting for Barack at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (UgFxe)

96 They could bring one of these underage prostitutes on Geraldo's
show...and have her weep about the ordeal that Menendez put her through.


Menendez would go seek absolution from Oprah.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (hO8IJ)

97
Oh yeah....Weiner resigned, didn't he.
And Spitzer.

So okay, I guess it does happen.

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (BZMZX)

98 He may be a child-fucker, but he's our child-fucker.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:02 PM (F6KtL)

99 You know what little boys love? Puppys.

And penis.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:02 PM (w+Dvf)

100 I don't know which moron is socking Harry Reid, but it's comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (UOM48)

101 " But what if Schumer withdrew his support based on Hagel's pathetic performance today? hmmmm"

Hahahahahahaha. No, Chuck Schumer is shameless.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (HjPtV)

102 62
Menendez...resign?
Since when do Dems ever resign over a scandal?
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (BZMZX)

We just need the great white bipartisan whale governor of New Jersey to come out and demand that Menendez resign. Christy does rule over NJ as his little fiefdom with over 60% approval rating.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (M1gmo)

103 96 They could bring one of these underage prostitutes on Geraldo's
show...and have her weep about the ordeal that Menendez put her through.


Maybe she can also sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (9Bj8R)

104 As an R????? That would not even fly in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I don't know. We are living in a topsy-turvy tornado right now. Geraldo is a Republican and I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Uh huh.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (EAgmr)

105 Reid -- who frankly looks the part, as you all know

-----------------------

Don't be a homophobe. We all know it's boys, not girls.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (sb+ta)

106 Oh wait....the tweet I read about Geraldo was wrong.....it IS US Senate.



“I mention this only briefly ... fasten your seatbelt,” he said Thursday on his mid-day radio program. “I am and have been in touch with some people in the Republican Party in New Jersey. I am truly contemplating running for Senate against Frank Lautenberg or Cory Booker in New Jersey.”



Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (X6akg)

107 Can you show us where on this Geraldo doll Sen. Menendez touched you?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (ccXZP)

108 The Pederast Night Stalker gives his ringing endorsement.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (q177U)

109 Menendez is on the Senate Foreign relations committee. He was having relations, with foreignors, right?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 31, 2013 07:04 PM (tcw1u)

110 Senator Geraldo Rivera. Rolls off the tongue, if you have Tourettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:04 PM (UOM48)

111 So, Ace, you were just a little off in July/Aug by calling Reid a pedophile.... or maybe not!!!!

Posted by: jb at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (yG8fC)

112 Jersey Shores, Senatorial Edition.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (ccXZP)

113 Well damnit. I missed the stove thread.

How do you get the dark marks and stains off white porcelain that builds up over time under, and around the burners?

Also....Menendez is a child raping lying pos. Or to put it more concisely, 'Democrat'.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (L7hol)

114 Sheppy's panties are all twisted over evil guns/shootings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (UOM48)

115 I like my boys to be just like puppies. Young, a little hair, and leashed up in my backyard.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (F6KtL)

116 Is it against the law for apederast to consort with another pederast? Hairy Peed can't admit to knowing anything.

Posted by: Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (Ph479)

117
>>How do you get the dark marks and stains off white porcelain that builds up over time under, and around the burners? <<

Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (U7Fal)

118 Hm, great qualification. As "meaningful" as Hillary Clinton and subsequently B.H.Obama each declaring that they accept full responsibility for the Benghazi massacre fiasco. Then under oath, Clinton falling back on "What difference does any of this make?" Well, she's expert on dead's dead, so many left in her wake. "We came, we saw, we killed, tee-hee-guffah."

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (MhA4j)

119 Did Harry Reid just confirm that he is a pedophile? Those hookers were underage, you know.

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (ze9yk)

120
Senator Geraldo Rivera. Rolls off the tongue, if you have Tourettes.

Rolls off the tongue like a mouthful of vomit.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (L7hol)

121 Kinko Kinko the kid loving clown
If the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown

Posted by: Noted pederast Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (Xf6HL)

122 but, but, but, Jay Carney, the admin knew about the Petraeus affair, no?

Posted by: jb at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (yG8fC)

123 This is fucking unbelievable. We have a majority party that is completely comfortable with openly lying to the public about everything, and a state-run propaganda media that flat out ignores anything it doesn't like.


Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (HGOSX)

124
I'm pretty sure Menendez plays keyboard in Harry Reid's Band -
The Searchlight Stranglers

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (U7Fal)

125 We'll know what's up when Oprah books Menendez.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (HjPtV)

126 4 "Robert Menendez is a great American, who loves kids."Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (w+Dvf)

************
So does Harry Reid.

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (ze9yk)

127 Wanna guess what my porn name is?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (F6KtL)

128 re: "Senator, this girl has no family. Nobody knows that she worked here. It'll be as if she never existed."

I've always had a suspension-of-disbelief problem with that scene. What Senator doesn't know the fuckin' score?

We'll never learn what Menendez did to get "caught." It bothers me. Musto's revenge? From BEYOND THE GRAVE? That's too obvious.

But it's also obvious.

But seriously. No amount of kid-fucking (which this sounds like relatively mild/borderline case of) is a standalone problem for a "made" guy. He did something else.

Posted by: oblig. at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (cePv8)

129 I saw three sad copies of "All In" in the book section of my local Kroger yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (UOM48)

130 I've seen a lot of witch-hunts, and banged a lot of kids, but nothing like this. Where does Bobby Menendez go to get his reputation back, and where does he now find underage girls?

Ridiculous.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (w+Dvf)

131 So does Geraldo think he is big buddies with Christie and Christie will apooint him. Cause he won't. It wouldn't help Christie, but appointing Booker might

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (Dnbau)

132 Show us on the doll where the Senate Majority Leader touched you.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (MMC8r)

133 127
Wanna guess what my porn name is?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (F6KtL



I'm going with "Hairy Reed."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (UOM48)

134 Menendez...resign?
Since when do Dems ever resign over a scandal?


***

Puhleeze!

When Reid was standing up to speak about immigration, that shithead, Menendez, was damn near front and center. He is not hiding.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (piMMO)

135 I wonder if Harry Reid would let his friend Bob Menedez babysit his 14 year old granddaughter.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (gBUvl)

136 Speaking of being fucked up, have you heard the big news today? Guns kill.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (F6KtL)

137 Show us on Shep what you did to the doll.

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (r2PLg)

138
FBI found Repbulican Stevens GUILTY before the 2008 election -- ILLEGALLY and got hand-slapped. Yet in 2012 they successfully ran damage control for Democrat Mendacity.

Posted by: jb at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (yG8fC)

139 123 This is fucking unbelievable. We have a majority party that is completely comfortable with openly lying to the public about everything, and a state-run propaganda media that flat out ignores anything it doesn't like.

New here? Welcome.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 31, 2013 07:10 PM (5lVZz)

140 But seriously. No amount of kid-fucking (which this sounds like relatively mild/borderline case of)...



****

Wha??

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:10 PM (piMMO)

141 When Reid was standing up to speak about immigration, that shithead, Menendez, was damn near front and center. He is not hiding.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (piMMO)

Maybe BUT, if the White House and lautenberg are both running away from menendez like he hasn't showered in 2 weeks, they know something. And let's see if old bob starts going into hiding?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:10 PM (9Bj8R)

142
Wanna guess what my porn name is?Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (F6KtL)

Girth Brooks!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 07:10 PM (QLJPW)

143 This is just a partisan witch-hunt!

Ooo, speaking of, I'm "it"!

Gotta go . . .

Posted by: Robert Menendez (D) at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (jVAw4)

144

>>Guns kill.<<

It's global warming!

Posted by: Christie Hefner at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (U7Fal)

145
I see my only mistake wasn't being Senator Polanski

Posted by: Roland Polanski at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (F6KtL)

146 Sheppy sounds like one of Hagel's biggest cheerleaders.

And libs think Fox is totally right-wing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (UOM48)

147 Hagel for Secretary of Defense.

Hey, if there were a Secretary of Don't Rape Underage Girls, Obama could nominate Bob Menendez.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (gBUvl)

148 Bob Menendez is my pimp. He's an outstanding purveyor of 13 year old boys!!

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (wuOQ2)

149 I see my only mistake wasn't being Senator Polanski
Posted by: Roland Polanski at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (F6KtL)


****

Ugh.

Even his wife was like a child.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:12 PM (piMMO)

150 Well, it's not rape rape.
I mean, he paid them, right?

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at January 31, 2013 07:12 PM (C8mVl)

151 Well, if Guns Kill!!!, Democrat Senators Rape!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:12 PM (UOM48)

152 If underage prostitution is under investigation, you can trust Harry Reid to get to the bottom of it.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 07:13 PM (MMC8r)

153 this was in the papers last fall.

Menendez is big buddies with an eye doctor from Miami who was Dominican and would fly to the DR on his private plane to his villa there.Dr. from the DR would take his buddies there to party with hookers. Menendez was one of the buddies. Dr from the DR was being investigated because the IRS says he owes 11 million. Dr from the DR is also a big bundler and fundraiser for Menendez. Thats how they found out that Menendez was involved somehow. Menendez may have to quit, but causeof money, not hookers.

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:13 PM (Dnbau)

154
Well, it's not rape rape.

I mean, he paid them, right?

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at January 31, 2013 07:12 PM



They claim he shorted them. And also underpaid.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2013 07:13 PM (bAGA/)

155 Bob Mendedez' chocolate chip cookie recipe. Very humanizing. And will make you feel horrible for criticizing Bob Menendez. Also, pretty sure John McCain banged a hot chick he saw at the Capitol one day.

Posted by: The New York Times at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (Xf6HL)

156 What exactly did Menendez have to do as a child to become Ried's friend?

Posted by: Kristophr at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (wYVte)

157 Don't any of the Democrat Latino voters of NJ care at all about Menendez messing around with underage girl prostitutes?!! How would they feel if he was sleeping with their daughters?!!

Democratic politicians in NJ are beneath contempt including the ones sticking up for Memendez.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (+qMCO)

158 Oh shit Harry has got to be pissed! if he knew nothing about it that means Bob Menendez was holding out on Harry and not letting him in on all that sweet, sweet Dominican child sex and Harry has appetites he has to feed. Some friend Bob turned out to be.

Posted by: we are so screwed at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (BjJOB)

159 123 This is fucking unbelievable. We have a majority party that is completely comfortable with openly lying to the public about everything, and a state-run propaganda media that flat out ignores anything it doesn't like.


Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (HGOSX)

Really? This has been the case for a good long while. The media is not a state run propaganda outfit it is a DEMOCRAT run propaganda outfit. The speaking truth to power will come back lightning fast when a republican is in the white house.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (M1gmo)

160 Menendez is protected by Brown Democratium



*sounds dirty doesn't it*

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (jucos)

161 Looks like my buddy Bob Menendez will have a tough row to hoe.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (jVAw4)

162 Hit it!

http://youtu.be/fTM40o3WgZo
Posted by: Bob Menendez, (D, Algal Frogshit) at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (jVAw4)

LOL

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (M1gmo)


More accurately:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Posted by: Danny Elfman on crack at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (XvHmy)

163 if he quits it is not because of teen hookers, its because he does not want them poking around in his campaign and personal finances

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (Dnbau)

164 Countless flights on private jets of seedy donors to foreign lands to bang underage foreign hookers? What difference does it make?!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (d4C+6)

165 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Bob Menendez watching 'Honey Boo-Boo' at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (MMC8r)

166 "159 123 This is fucking unbelievable. We have a majority party that is completely comfortable with openly lying to the public about everything, and a state-run propaganda media that flat out ignores anything it doesn't like.


Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (HGOSX)

Really? This has been the case for a good long while. The media is not a state run propaganda outfit it is a DEMOCRAT run propaganda outfit. The speaking truth to power will come back lightning fast when a republican is in the white house.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (M1gmo) "

The Democrats and the State are pretty much one. The Party. The State. One.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:17 PM (tbBtG)

167 if he quits it is not because of teen hookers, its because he does not want them poking around in his campaign and personal finances

***

I would say that after suddenly paying nearly $60k in flight costs to the Dr. might raise suspicion.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (piMMO)

168 Yes, he did express his Sexual Liberty, but he supports "Roe" and that's what ultimately matters.

Posted by: Feminism Inc. at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (60GaT)

169 Really? This has been the case for a good long while. The media is not a state run propaganda outfit it is a DEMOCRAT run propaganda outfit. The speaking truth to power will come back lightning fast when a republican is in the white house.

I really and truly hope that, if we ever get another Pubbie inf the WH, that someone in the GOP is taking notes and those notes are passed on to whoever is the PresSec...

...for the expressed purpose of shoving it up the ass of every single Prog/Com host and Journolist for four years. "How about when you failed to cover ____________? Huh?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (+z4pE)

170 "168 Yes, he did express his Sexual Liberty, but he supports "Roe" and that's what ultimately matters.

Posted by: Feminism Inc. at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (60GaT) "

Well, the two sort of go together... Make love AND war.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (tbBtG)

171 How would they feel if he was sleeping with their daughters?!!

Remember all those womyn who volunteered to give Clinton head if that's what he wanted? Or the ones who said Mary Jo Kopechne would be so proud to vote for Ted Kennedy?

Yeah. They'd offer them up on silver platters if he promised to federally-fund the resulting abortions.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (MMC8r)

172
when a republican is in the white house.Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (M1gmo)
-------------------------------------------
If in fact that ever happens again.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (QLJPW)

173 Me thinkith Menendez is gonna get the Ernst Röhm treatment from obama and the dems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (9Bj8R)


I get the "Ernst Röhm" treatment from Reggie Love every day!

Posted by: Barry Obama at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (XvHmy)

174 it isn't just the flights. The Dr. was one of his fundraisers. Where did he get the money? From whom? For what? Why would a FL resident care who the senator from NJ is? Do they have businesses together? How did Menendez scratch his back? We will never know

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (Dnbau)

175 Is Melendez married with kids?

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (M/TDA)

176 [135I wonder if Harry Reid would let his friend Bob Menedez babysit his 14 year old granddaughter.]

Not until she gets that saggy ass of hers in shape. Can't command top dollar when your butt cheeks don't fit into that cheerleading outfit any more.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (HzhBE)

177 169 --- Absolutely! And anyway, everyone here should stop victimizing these young womyn by trying to slut-shame them. They are expressing their sexual self-empowerment.

Posted by: Womyns Studies Professor at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (C8mVl)

178 Am I the only one fed up with advertisers trying to entice us with "sin"?

I saw a car ad a few days ago where they used sin as an attractant.

Just now, Mercedes aired an ad that had a silent force walk into a diner, play the Stones Sympathy for the Devil, and caused temps to reach boiling in a nearby cup of coffee.

I mean. Seriously?

WTF are they trying to say?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (piMMO)

179 Dear Leader has had a busy day, a fashion shoot for Vogue Magazine:

http://tinyurl.com/andvk64

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (UOM48)

180 he is divorced I believe. This isn't about the hookers. Its about money and other favors

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (Dnbau)

181 He has kids, but Menendez is divorced.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (+qMCO)

182 164 Countless flights on private jets of seedy donors to foreign lands to bang underage foreign hookers? What difference does it make?!



Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (d4C+6)


Yeah.... it wasn't like they were banging a Miss America or somthing...

/wink wink... nudge nudge...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (lZBBB)

183 175
Is Melendez married with kids?

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (M/TDA)

No , he just pays them for sex.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (AWmfW)

184 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (9Bj8R)

Eh.

Menendez is a hack, and no threat to anyone unless he implicates others...which he won't do.

They'll put him out to pasture and make sure he is okay financially.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (GsoHv)

185
It's about the money...with Hagel, too.

Seen this?
It's short, but prettygood.

http://youtu.be/mR251CHySzU

Hagel has business ties to Iran?

Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (BZMZX)

186 168 Yes, he did express his Sexual Liberty, but he supports "Roe" and that's what ultimately matters.
Posted by: Feminism Inc. at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (60GaT)

We should be praising him that he is expanding the minds of young children everywhere. Plus who will get me my boys when he's gone?

Posted by: Harry Reid (D-NAMBLA) at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (M1gmo)

187 "178 Am I the only one fed up with advertisers trying to entice us with "sin"?

I saw a car ad a few days ago where they used sin as an attractant.

Just now, Mercedes aired an ad that had a silent force walk into a diner, play the Stones Sympathy for the Devil, and caused temps to reach boiling in a nearby cup of coffee.

I mean. Seriously?

WTF are they trying to say?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (piMMO) "

That God is dead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:23 PM (tbBtG)

188 I wonder if the Florida donor actually voted in NJ and Florida because he has residences in both states.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:23 PM (S7Hzw)

189 175 Is Melendez married with kids?


Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (M/TDA)


Hey now! toooooo close....

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 31, 2013 07:23 PM (lZBBB)

190 If there were a competent other party they would take a cue from the Democrats in 2005 and start hounding every single Democrat up for re-election about this scandal. Ask who knew what.
Since midterm turnout already isn't favorable to them, you can amplify the effect against them by "asking questions."
Terry Mac running in Va? Doesn't he have a connection? Hammer him hard. Force Menendez to resign. Win the seat in Mass. Build up the pressure and force every Democratic senator in a light blue state downwards to defend themselves. You'll win back house seats lost, gain a few barely lost, flip the Senate, and keep the pressure on as the economy continues to falter. We can hope and pray the Ds finally implode and people wake up, or we can force that implosion along.

Or we can just sit around and yell for another few years.

Posted by: CAC at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (5sK4a)

191 the NJ dems might throw him under the bus because they don't want anybody looking at their dirty money. By the way, has anybody heard from Chris Christie on this? Uncharacteristically silent

Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (Dnbau)

192 I wonder if the Florida donor actually voted in NJ and Florida because he has residences in both states.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:23 PM (S7Hzw)
???

Don't all dems do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (9Bj8R)

193 Al 'Menendez' Bundy for the Senate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (S7Hzw)

194 179 Dear Leader has had a busy day, a fashion shoot for Vogue Magazine:

http://tinyurl.com/andvk64

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (UOM4

--*BARF*

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:25 PM (jVAw4)

195 Well ... this may explain that age of consent fact-finding tour to Utah and British Columbia.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 31, 2013 07:25 PM (wYVte)

196 By the way, has anybody heard from Chris Christie on this? Uncharacteristically silent
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (Dnbau)

Christie is smart to keep quite about this. It's not his party and menedez is not his guy.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (9Bj8R)

197 "188 I wonder if the Florida donor actually voted in NJ and Florida because he has residences in both states.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:23 PM (S7Hzw) "

Voting once is good. Voting twice is better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (tbBtG)

198 Speaking of Virginia. It seems the plans to open a uranium mine in the state has just foundered.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (S7Hzw)

199 Wonder if any other "big" name pols are involved in this mess?

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (M/TDA)

200 194 Good Lord.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (9XBK2)

201 Or we can just sit around and yell for another few years.

Posted by: CAC at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (5sK4a)

OH!!! I PICK THIS!!!! Since it seems that is all the republican party is good for right now.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (M1gmo)

202 who is this Mitt Romney guy and what's he doing everywhere in the comments

Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (60GaT)

203 >> this is a hill to die on. It is dangerous to have someone that stupid and venal in that job

What difference, at this point, does it make?!

This is the same President that went out for ice-cream cones in 2009 after Neda Soltan was brutally murdered for all of creepy dudes like Anthony Weiner to whack off to on Twitter.

This is the same media that celebrates the declining clusterfuck in Cairo where there own get brutally raped as, an Arab Spring!

Who was that guy?

You know the one who worked for the NYT and thought that starving Ukranians to death was a fucking BRILLIANT idea?

Yeah.

Duranty.

Columbia School of Journalism has been dedicated to shoring up his Pulitzer for 3 generations now!

I know that most of them seem like venal little douche-bags.

Fucking Arab Spring in Cairo, my ass!

I would also, like to make it perfectly clear, to any Morons and 'Ettes who are or have served that at 3 points in my life I considered joining up but was held back by the deep conviction that come hell or high-water, I would make for a spectacularly bad combat infantryman!

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (z2gwh)

204 181 He has kids, but Menendez is divorced.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (+qMCO)

--If he were a Republican the files from those divorce proceedings would be all over the Internet by now.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (jVAw4)

205 Menendez goes for the kind of prostitution you just can't get (legally) in Nevada!

Posted by: Isophorone at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (m/Ana)

206 There are 8-9 competitive seats for the Senate the Dems must defend- double what the GOP had to in 2006 when they lost. Over 30 D house districts that were made MORE Republican friendly that we barely lost in D-heavy 2012 turnout. Governors Chaffee and Quinn left spinning and trying to defend themselves. With the recession that # could grow. IF IF IF IF IF the GOP has the spine to target and expand. Do the "what did they know" crap the Ds pulled on the party back in 2006.

Posted by: CAC at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (5sK4a)

207 That God is dead.


****

Perhaps.

I mean, all advertising appeals to our weaker elements; greed, gluttony, t.. but now they are using the actual concept of "sin" for sin's sake.

I expect it on a strip club marquee "SIN-SATIONS!", not in a Mercedes ad.

Good Lord.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (piMMO)

208 "193 Al 'Menendez' Bundy for the Senate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:24 PM (S7Hzw) "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (tbBtG)

209 Anna Puma: Speaking of Virginia. It seems the plans to open a uranium mine in the state has just foundered.

If they want to mine metal, they need to mine in the Western US, where operations are protected by the Mining Act of 1872.

In the Eastern US, you are completely at the mercy of state governments.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (wYVte)

210 190
Too bad we don't have any competitive elements in the r party.


Playing the same game is the only way to win, but our spineless feckless RINOs will never play it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (Cnqmv)

211 Anna Wintour and Michelle Obama in the same room at the same time. Should we be thankful the White House did not suddenly vanish down trans-dimensional sinkhole?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (S7Hzw)

212 From Twitter:

Whoops. Seattle's first gun buy-back in 20 years accidentally turns into private gun show http://tmblr.co/ZXDSIwd6J7be

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (piMMO)

213 Christie is smart to keep quite about this. It's not his party and menedez is not his guy.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (9Bj8R)

Yep, that's our party. If Christy were a democrat and Menendez a republican, Christy would be shouting from the rooftops for Menendez to step down. (Although the media would have already gotten him out before the election was finished when this first broke)

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (M1gmo)

214 "202 who is this Mitt Romney guy and what's he doing everywhere in the comments

Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (60GaT) "

What?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:29 PM (tbBtG)

215 That would be the evil Mitt with a goatee.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (wYVte)

216 If Christy were a democrat and Menendez a republican, Christy would be shouting from the rooftops for Menendez to step down. (Although the media would have already gotten him out before the election was finished when this first broke)
Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (M1gmo)


There is nothing Christie can do now. let it play out. And about the ONLY way we here in NJ are getting a 'Republican" Senator of any kind is for Christie to appoint one. So in some ways, this might work to our advantage. Just sit back and enjoy the ride

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (9Bj8R)

217 If there were a competent other party they would take a cue from the Democrats in 2005 and start hounding every single Democrat up for re-election about this scandal

___________

The problem is--the hounds--the pack is the media.

Liberals.

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (r2PLg)

218 harry reid has to go take care of his pomegranates iykwimaityd

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 31, 2013 07:33 PM (GVxQo)

219 "207 That God is dead.


****

Perhaps.

I mean, all advertising appeals to our weaker elements; greed, gluttony, t.. but now they are using the actual concept of "sin" for sin's sake.

I expect it on a strip club marquee "SIN-SATIONS!", not in a Mercedes ad.

Good Lord.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (piMMO) "

The Cosmos is what it is.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:33 PM (tbBtG)

220 Drag a $50 bill through the Dominican Republic and there is not telling what will come out.

Posted by: James Carville at January 31, 2013 07:33 PM (l3vZN)

221 I don't know which moron is socking Harry Reid, but it's comedy gold.

I'd like to sock Harry Reid.

I suspect I'd have to stand in line a long time, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (9GaPd)

222 OT gas leak?

PEMEX building in Mexico City explodes. One killed.
http://tinyurl.com/bbfdpwx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (S7Hzw)

223 Chilling Confession: "Bob Menendez is MY FRIEND," Declares Defiant Harry Reid
Ring! Ring! Ring!

Posted by: crichton ringing his bell and pointing at harry reid and holding up a flashlight at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (ORGYc)

224 206 There are 8-9 competitive seats for the Senate the Dems must defend- double what the GOP had to in 2006 when they lost. Over 30 D house districts that were made MORE Republican friendly that we barely lost in D-heavy 2012 turnout. Governors Chaffee and Quinn left spinning and trying to defend themselves. With the recession that # could grow. IF IF IF IF IF the GOP has the spine to target and expand. Do the "what did they know" crap the Ds pulled on the party back in 2006.
Posted by: CAC at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (5sK4a)

First off, all republican candidates must go through a nine week course on speaking in public topics include: abortion, rape, abortion, rape, abortion, and finally rape.

Two: Wedge issues, splinter democrat party

Three: Upgrade software, actually do it this time with competitive bidding for contracts (we're not democrats no cronyism here), the one good thing that Michael Steele did during his term.

Four: FORCE State and Local parties to give up donor and other demographic information to better target all voters

Five: Fire the consultants, don't pay them unless we win.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (M1gmo)

225 Bob Menendez is our friend too!

Posted by: Chiquitos at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (26lW2)

226 Yeah, but what's the context of this underage sex thing that Menendez supposedly engaged in?

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (F6KtL)

227 Don't matter anyway. Fatpants Christie will just pick another Dem like Corey Booker. Ya know, in the spirit of bipartisanship.

Posted by: marcus at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (26lW2)

228 First off, all republican candidates must go through a nine week course on speaking in public topics include: abortion, rape, abortion, rape, abortion, and finally rape.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (M1gmo)


You said "rape" thrice...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (XvHmy)

229 Prediction
The senator will resign,attend sex therapy sessions and be on Oprah discussing the error of his ways before the year is up. Maybe even write a book about his conversion to a new and better person.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (M/TDA)

230 ***If they want to mine metal, they need to mine in the Western US, where operations are protected by the Mining Act of 1872.***

The more you know!

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (z2gwh)

231 "228 First off, all republican candidates must go through a nine week course on speaking in public topics include: abortion, rape, abortion, rape, abortion, and finally rape.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (M1gmo)

You said "rape" thrice...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (XvHmy) "

He's just trying to be helpful...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (tbBtG)

232 BTW Lautenberg is is traveling buddy.

Somebody check his trips to the DR.

Posted by: marcus at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (26lW2)

233 Who here among us has not flown to a foreign land to pork a lineup of local children? I say to you, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (QKKT0)

234 >>>abortion, rape, abortion, rape, abortion, and finally rape.

Don't forget how to talk about the 47% and not sound like a dick.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (0q2P7)

235 Fat pants could pick himself--just for the extra camera time.

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (r2PLg)

236 People in power abuse that power. Am I right? AM I RIGHT??

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (F6KtL)

237 Who here among us has not flown to a foreign land to pork a lineup of local children? I say to you, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (QKKT0)


*Throws Stone*

Posted by: Vast majority of human beings at January 31, 2013 07:42 PM (XvHmy)

238 when a republican is in the white house.Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (M1gmo)
-------------------------------------------
If in fact that ever happens again.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (QLJPW)

Ask the Conservative Party of Canada if that happened again? They were in the political wilderness for over twenty five years.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:42 PM (M1gmo)

239 HagelOT but saw this in Chuck Todd's (i know) twitter feed

"The other defense some Hagel supporters are trying with with me: "he's professorial" it's just his way."

has "professorial" become the go-to defense for sucking? i feel like professors should be mad about this

Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 07:42 PM (60GaT)

240 235
That would be funny though. Easy way to get himself back in the national spotlight.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:43 PM (M/TDA)

241 "236 People in power abuse that power. Am I right? AM I RIGHT??

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (F6KtL) "

That's why they usually want it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:43 PM (tbBtG)

242 harry and Bobby, they belong together, all you have to do is look at Harry and know somethings lurking he looks like a lurker

Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 07:43 PM (x59Gv)

243 240 235
That would be funny though. Easy way to get himself back in the national spotlight.
Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:43 PM (M/TDA)

_______________

We're going to need a bigger spotlight.

Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 07:44 PM (r2PLg)

244
You said "rape" thrice...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (XvHmy) "

He's just trying to be helpful...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (tbBtG)

We need our candidates to hear this over and over again to get it through their brain-dead skulls. We are not playing on an even battlefield.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:45 PM (M1gmo)

245 In Virgina the guy failed to get the votes in the legislature to authorize the mine. So now he is trying to drag the governor into the mess. Virgina has the largest reserve of uranium east of the Mississippi River.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:45 PM (S7Hzw)

246 what about geraldo?

Nah, Christy will appoint Bruce Springteen.

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 07:45 PM (nqBYe)

247 Lautenberg also said that Menendez was a good senator and he hates to see the position he is in right now.

Really? How about the position of underage girls having to sleep with this pig. These people are truly loathsome.

Remember the deck of cards for Sadam's crew that was created to capture/kill them off one by one. How about a deck of cards for the Democrat lying assholes?

Except that there is more than 52 so we've have to use several decks.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 07:46 PM (EAgmr)

248 243
LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:46 PM (M/TDA)

249 235 Fat pants could pick himself--just for the extra camera time.
Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (r2PLg)

There is precedent for this. I say do it. We need another self aggrandizing loudmouth egoist in the senate to counter all the rest of them.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:46 PM (M1gmo)

250 hagel menendez and kerry oh my
hagel menendez and kerry oh my
hagel menendez and kerry oh my

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:46 PM (9Bj8R)

251 The 2013 Hasty Puddings Awards Winner for the Worse Portrayal of a Politician goes to Chuck Hagel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:47 PM (S7Hzw)

252 "244
You said "rape" thrice...

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (XvHmy) "

He's just trying to be helpful...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (tbBtG)

We need our candidates to hear this over and over again to get it through their brain-dead skulls. We are not playing on an even battlefield.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:45 PM (M1gmo) "

No, we're not. And you're not being helpful.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:47 PM (tbBtG)

253 Harry "The Pederast" Reid defending someone for raping kids......

Please tell me this is a story from The Onion, right?

Posted by: Honest Lib at January 31, 2013 07:47 PM (ZolUS)

254 You know what sex work prior to the age of consent is? Human trafficking. This ass participated in it, and, lo and behold, gets defense from his peers.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 07:48 PM (0q2P7)

255 "245 In Virgina the guy failed to get the votes in the legislature to authorize the mine. So now he is trying to drag the governor into the mess. Virgina has the largest reserve of uranium east of the Mississippi River.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:45 PM (S7Hzw) "

Can't we just use tofu?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:48 PM (tbBtG)

256 Except that there is more than 52 so we've have to use several decks.

Tarot cards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 07:48 PM (+z4pE)

257 But it's a 'War on Women' if we don't buy women rubbers. In bulk.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 07:48 PM (MMC8r)

258 Harry Reid now admits his black-eye occurred at one of his friend Bob's parties. Pina Coladas, peyote, pert pre-teens, and a pinata are a potent mix.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky poised in fluid situation at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (baL2B)

259 NWConservative, just wait until Sen. Christie throws his weight around. Could cause DC to tip over.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (S7Hzw)

260 Hey, the Dominican Republic looked like it could use some tourist dollars. I was just doing it a favor.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (QKKT0)

261 "249 235 Fat pants could pick himself--just for the extra camera time.
Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (r2PLg)

There is precedent for this. I say do it. We need another self aggrandizing loudmouth egoist in the senate to counter all the rest of them.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:46 PM (M1gmo) "

Egotist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (tbBtG)

262 Him and Harry swap videos. But Harry is more into the tween boys.

Posted by: Whatev at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (A7Wh1)

263 You know what sex work prior to the age of consent
is? Human trafficking. This ass participated in it, and, lo and behold,
gets defense from his peers.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 07:48 PM (0q2P7)

all done on the tax payer dime, while espousing regard for women and children.
and defended by his Play-mates.

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (nqBYe)

264 259 NWConservative, just wait until Sen. Christie throws his weight around. Could cause DC to tip over.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (S7Hzw)

LOL. Could Hank Johnson be right?

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (M1gmo)

265 this is why the left NEEDS abortions....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (GVxQo)

266 NWConservative, just wait until Sen. Christie throws his weight around. Could cause DC to tip over.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (S7Hzw)


Just like Guam!

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (XvHmy)

267 We can't help but feel like the ZionistNeoConLikudnik overlords set Hagel up somehow

also damn is the GOP obsessed with Israel!

Posted by: Paleocon Express at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (60GaT)

268 My penis was hacked!

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (R18D0)

269 Really? How about the position of underage girls having to sleep with this pig

Pretty sure it wasn't missionary.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 07:51 PM (kUWCf)

270 don't forget media knew about his assistant in campaigning also a ped. and hid it until After Menendez won.

how long have they known about menendez?

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 07:51 PM (nqBYe)

271 Don't lump me in with that fag Harry Reid. I only porked little girls.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 07:51 PM (QKKT0)

272 "259 NWConservative, just wait until Sen. Christie throws his weight around. Could cause DC to tip over.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (S7Hzw) "

Don't be grave, my dear.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:51 PM (tbBtG)

273 >> If there were a competent other party they would take a cue from the Democrats in 2005 and start hounding every single Democrat up for re-election about this scandal


Yeah, who was that creep, with the e-mails?

From Florida, wasn't he?

Also, now that Gary Condit is out, whatever happened to Chandra Levey?

Remember when that kind of shit sent Media Mavens abuzz?

Also, Shark Week!

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2013 07:52 PM (z2gwh)

274 this is why the left NEEDS abortions....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 31, 2013 07:50 PM (GVxQo)
and free b.c for the women/girls of the world.To never have to take responsibility when they can play and not have a consequence

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 07:53 PM (nqBYe)

275 Tarot cards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit.

Hmmm, tarot cards. Very well, I'll get to work on it.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 07:53 PM (EAgmr)

276 pedophile in the senate and idiots at defense

my head hurts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:53 PM (9Bj8R)

277 Egotist.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (tbBtG)

No I meant egoist.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:53 PM (M1gmo)

278 "271 Don't lump me in with that fag Harry Reid. I only porked little girls.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 07:51 PM (QKKT0) "

It's still sodomy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:53 PM (tbBtG)

279 How much? How much for the little girls? I want to buy them! I want to buy your children!

Posted by: Robert "Blues Balls" Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:54 PM (tcw1u)

280 pedophile in the senate
idiot at defense
here I am stuck
in the middle wit you

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:54 PM (S7Hzw)

281 must be nice to get into a position where girls can be taken advantage of and the public pays for everything.
from the vacay and play to the consequence.

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 07:54 PM (nqBYe)

282 Bob gets to screw the kids, but Harry Reid get to keep the couch

Posted by: TexasJew at January 31, 2013 07:54 PM (lD8ju)

283 >>How do you get the dark marks and stains off white porcelain that builds up over time under, and around the burners?


Used wet coffee grounds, rub, voila

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 31, 2013 07:54 PM (uVuwp)

284 pedophile in the senate
idiot at defense
here I am stuck
in the middle wit you
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:54 PM (S7Hzw)


yup yup, better than my version

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 07:55 PM (9Bj8R)

285 With that tiny hand around it, my dick looked like a baseball bat.

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 07:55 PM (QKKT0)

286 "277 Egotist.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:49 PM (tbBtG)

No I meant egoist.

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 07:53 PM (M1gmo) "

You sound extremely selfless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 07:55 PM (tbBtG)

287 must be nice to get into a position where girls can be taken advantage of and the public pays for everything.

It's for the children.

Literally.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 07:55 PM (kUWCf)

288 Trafficking in humans is slavery. Menendez supported slavery by paying to boink those underage girls.... The man is scum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:56 PM (S7Hzw)

289 yeah, yeah, so this is the administration that don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'.

But we already knew this.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 31, 2013 07:56 PM (yR6A1)

290 News flash: Searchlight Strangler maintains solid friendship with Dominican Diddler.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 31, 2013 07:57 PM (AgPwe)

291
Girls? That Menendez is sick.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 31, 2013 07:57 PM (p/cQy)

292
you forgot,

Ghengis Khan at the State Dept

And his hair was perfect

Werewolves of London again

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 31, 2013 07:58 PM (Md8Uo)

293 Hey Sean, can you report on how grim sequestration is going to be in your area? I saw the Navy slides - laying off temp hires, deferring ship availability, deferring procuring new planes, and cancelling one Arleigh Burke... Not good.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:58 PM (S7Hzw)

294 This is a disaster, Bob was solely responsible for coming up with out budget. Damn, looks like we won't be able to come up with one for another 4 years...

I can't imagine what he sees in young girls...I mean c'mon..eewww.


Posted by: Cadaver Harry at January 31, 2013 07:58 PM (A5Abh)

295 It wouldn't matter if you had him on tape doing to a hooker what that Canadian porn star did to his Asian roommate, they still wouldn't condemn him and he'd probably still be re elected.

Posted by: Adam at January 31, 2013 07:59 PM (Aif/5)

296 If this was a Republican senator every media hack would be down in the DR hunting down the girls for exclusive interviews. Then they'd have walk-throughs of all the hotels, homes, etc where the dirty deeds happened.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:59 PM (M/TDA)

297 But I don't want to know who Jon Cary's barber is. Nor his tailor. But Trader Vic sounds doable.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:59 PM (S7Hzw)

298 The man is scum.

Nothing will happen because everyone expects Dems to be scumbags. This is just "the cost of doing business."

Now, if that were a Republican, well it would be a national scandal.

Hypocrisy truly is the tribute vice pays to virtue.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 07:59 PM (kUWCf)

299 Oh, sure, NOW they start asking Dems about him, now that it is all about to come out.

The thing to do was to get them all in support of their good friend, so that it can be played back later after reading the counts from the indictment.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 31, 2013 07:59 PM (/1U3u)

300 Banned troll in sight. Someone nuke him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (xz0nG)

301 1/2/2013-WASHINGTON (AFNS)--To spark awareness and vigilance against a growing global human rights crisis, President Barack Obama has proclaimed January as National Slavery and Human Trafficking Prevention Month.

Washington HB 1175 (A.R.C.W. §7.68.350) (2003)Establishes first and second degree sex trafficking and labor trafficking as a class A felony under Washington law. A first-degree offense carries a maximum sentence of 14 years in prison and, trafficking in the second-degree hold a maximum of nine years.

So, pedo boy is facing 9-14 years in federal prison. What's the over/under?

Posted by: Honest Lib at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (3qKP/)

302 Hey Sean, can you report on how grim sequestration is going to be in your area? I saw the Navy slides - laying off temp hires, deferring ship availability, deferring procuring new planes, and cancelling one Arleigh Burke... Not good.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:58 PM (S7Hzw)


Hey you left out the most important one: eliminating Dental Officer Billets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (9Bj8R)

303 So:

What is the over/under on Menendez resigning?

What is the over/under on Hagel withdrawing his bid for SecDef?

A part of me (some lingering optimism) thinks that the Feinstein NRA bill was the Dem's Terri Schiavo moment. That they have tremendously overplayed their hand and misread the electorate, and that by 2014 they will have a lame duck president and a pissed off group of voters.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (uhAkr)

304 United States Senator, typical view

http://is.gd/PwmdQU

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)

305 Banned troll in sight.
Someone nuke him.Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (xz0nG)

errrr???

Posted by: Cadaver Harry at January 31, 2013 08:01 PM (A5Abh)

306
Posted by: Honest Lib at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (3qKP/)


Him and the good doctor are facing 30 years.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 31, 2013 08:01 PM (tcw1u)

307
Harry Reid and Robert Menendez starring together in....

The Big Bang Theory

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 31, 2013 08:01 PM (Md8Uo)

308 Posted by: Waiting for Barack at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (UgFxe)

LOL! Effin' brilliant!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2013 08:02 PM (29+x5)

309 A part of me (some lingering optimism) thinks that the Feinstein NRA bill was the Dem's Terri Schiavo moment. That they have tremendously overplayed their hand and misread the electorate, and that by 2014 they will have a lame duck president and a pissed off group of voters.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 31, 2013 08:00 PM (uhAkr)

--Good to have one wild-eyed optimist in the group. For balance.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 08:02 PM (jVAw4)

310 The GAO is investigating large purchases of Toys R Us gift cards by Memendez's senate office.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 31, 2013 08:02 PM (QKKT0)

311 22 15 How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?

Jeeez.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (UOM4


I'm sure that, representing the most corrupt, racist, Marxist Junta this nation has ever seen, he has no problems. Knowing, of course, that his Blamestream® Media playmates will go the extra blowjob for the malado messiah.


Fuckers.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 31, 2013 08:02 PM (N8nXY)

312 Toys R Us is too plebian. I would believe FAO Schwartz.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:03 PM (S7Hzw)

313 Hey Sean, can you report on how grim sequestration is going to be in your area?

Feds will be furloughed, current plan is 2 days per pay period from late April to September.

Not much local DoD impact because DoD spends most of its money outside the Beltway. Other agencies will see significant impacts inside the Beltway.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:03 PM (kUWCf)

314 309
Obviously he hasn't been attending the ONT DOOM sessions.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 08:04 PM (M/TDA)

315 How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?Jeeez.



There is no reflection.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (+z4pE)
---------
*golf clap*

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2013 08:04 PM (ATdet)

316 "315 How does Jay Carney go home every night and look at himself in his bathroom mirror?Jeeez.



There is no reflection.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (+z4pE)
---------
*golf clap*

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2013 08:04 PM (ATdet) "

*skeet clap*

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 08:05 PM (tbBtG)

317
PROTECT act of 2003. Authorizes fines and/or imprisonment for up to 30 years for U.S. citizens or residents who engage in illicit sexual conduct abroad, with or without the intent of engaging in such sexual misconduct.

Illicic sexual conduct is defined as sex with a minor.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 31, 2013 08:05 PM (tcw1u)

318 316
He's a lefty. He's proud of what he does.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 08:05 PM (M/TDA)

319 BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit.: Tarot cards.


Cheri: Hmmm, tarot cards. Very well, I'll get to work on it.




Careful. If you deal someone a full house or better, there will be suicides and someone might burst into flames.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 31, 2013 08:06 PM (wYVte)

320
Not much local DoD impact because DoD spends most of its money outside the Beltway. Other agencies will see significant impacts inside the Beltway.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:03 PM (kUWCf)


My cousin-in-law is ex-Army ( 2 tours in Iraq) and is now civilian DOD police at Pentagon. He is worried

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 08:06 PM (9Bj8R)

321 I have heard that Harry Reid is a pedophile and he hangs out with... a pedophile - go figure. Not sure where it was that I heard that....

Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 31, 2013 08:06 PM (PiTBB)

322 Coming soon:

Harry Reid in...

The Menendez Conundrum

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

323 Will that be two days without pay every two weeks? Wonder what that will do to all those on the compressed work week... oh wait that means only 3 days at work and 4 days off. Can take on a second job.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:06 PM (S7Hzw)

324 My cousin-in-law is ex-Army ( 2 tours in Iraq) and is now civilian DOD police at Pentagon. He is worried

PFPA cops are considered "essential personnel". Odds are he'll be OK.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:07 PM (kUWCf)

325
Mistakes may have been made.but we are all here to do the people's business-

Frank Lautenberg, stuff he might say

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 31, 2013 08:07 PM (Md8Uo)

326 ooh, what does it matter now!

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 08:09 PM (nqBYe)

327 325
Yes and that business is to screw the American taxpayer. Strikingly similar to what Menendez was doing down in DR.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 08:09 PM (M/TDA)

328 Will that be two days without pay every two weeks?

Yes. That bones me pretty good too. (Thanks, Congress!)

As far as CWS is concerned, my agency is vacating all CWS arrangements if this kicks in, it's just impossible to correctly manage it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:09 PM (kUWCf)

329 If I had the wealth to do this - I would love to publish a full page ad in every major newspaper and TV spots to keep a long running list of the Obama scandals. Might have to take 2 full page ads.

Hit the liberals that can read and hit the Lo-Foes that only watch TV. Run the TV spots on MTV, Bravo, BET, Spanish Station, Lifetime, CNN , MSNBC and the 3 network channels.

Keep running these and adding up the daily scandals. It would cost a ton of dough but it is a dream of mine.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 08:10 PM (EAgmr)

330 She was only sixteen. Only sixteen. But i loved that girl so....

Posted by: Dr. "Hook" Melgen at January 31, 2013 08:11 PM (tcw1u)

331 Sean. If they keep screwing Tommy and his cousins over. When the mob comes... Tommy will merely stand aside. Bastille will be a tempest in a tea pot in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:11 PM (S7Hzw)

332 The Lautenberg Amendment to the Gun Control Act of 1968, effective 30 September 1996, makes it a felony for those convicted of misdemeanor crimes of domestic violence to ship, transport, possess, or receive firearms or ammunition.

So, smack a kid and you're banned from ever owning a firearm. Rape a kid, no problemo!

Posted by: Icedog at January 31, 2013 08:12 PM (ZM9OS)

333 If Menendez were a Congressman, he'd probably be toast, even with a D after his name. The Senate? Between the PartyMedia protecting the D and the Senators' circle-the-wagons "collegiality," the slimeball will probably get away with this.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 08:12 PM (C8mVl)

334 What is the over/under on Hagel withdrawing his bid for SecDef?

He went this far, he's gotta be all in.

I can't believe he's really as stupid/naive as he seems, so that means one of two things...

a) Obama has promised him huge payoff to knowingly be his patsy.

b) Obama has some sort of incredible dirt on him and is blackmailing him into taking the job and being his patsy.

Can't do much about 'a', but if its 'b', then some digging into his background could reveal whatever Obama is holding over his head. If its exposed, then Obama loses all leverage.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 31, 2013 08:13 PM (GlnE7)

335 Sean. If they keep screwing Tommy and his cousins over. When the mob comes... Tommy will merely stand aside.

Tommy will be fine because Tommy is exempt.

The civilians who support Tommy, however, are fucked.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:13 PM (kUWCf)

336 Icedog that amendment had impact on soldiers. One report of domestic violence and guess what can't officially issue that guy an M-16 even in combat. That kind of stuff can blow holes in a unit and reduce their capability.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:14 PM (S7Hzw)

337 And what is it with senators like Lautenberg? The guy is almost 90 years old and still may run for reelection. What is it about D.C. that makes these government parasites turn into powdered bones and yet they still won't effing retire!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2013 08:15 PM (ATdet)

338 "336 Icedog that amendment had impact on soldiers. One report of domestic violence and guess what can't officially issue that guy an M-16 even in combat. That kind of stuff can blow holes in a unit and reduce their capability.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:14 PM (S7Hzw) "

Casualties of (Culture) War.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 08:15 PM (tbBtG)

339 I just finished the book by Mimi Alford, the intern JFK bedded and slept with for almost 2 years (including right after his baby died). Kennedy was about 45; the girl was 19.

He tried to pimp her out to Teddy, while he watched.

Dems have a rich history of debauchery.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2013 08:16 PM (gjIQF)

340 Sean. Tommy might be immune to first tier effects. But still can be caught by secondaries due to things like 'no money for schools.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:16 PM (S7Hzw)

341 What is it about D.C. that makes these government parasites turn into powdered bones and yet they still won't effing retire!?

When you are a loser whose only talent is bullshitting people, having people beg you for favors all day is powerful stuff.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:16 PM (kUWCf)

342 Lady Black, power is an addictive drug and aphrodisiac all rolled into one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:18 PM (S7Hzw)

343 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 31, 2013 08:19 PM (tbBtG)

344 The fact that this FBI in this DOJ in this Administration is even looking at this case suggests Menendez was so damned blatant he was probably showing the videos at office functions.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 31, 2013 08:19 PM (qvify)

345 339 didn't he pimp out Marilyn to Bobby when she got too needy?

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 08:20 PM (M/TDA)

346 There are a couple ways a vote on Hagel's confirmation can be held up. The first is that a member of the Armed Services Committee can ask that it be held over a week, so the committee just waits a week before having the vote to send it to the full Senate. When the nomination gets out of committee one or more senators can place holds and force Harry Reid to file cloture (requiring 60 votes to invoke).

But if cloture isn't involved Reid will not schedule an up-down (simple majority) vote on Hagel unless he knows he has the votes. If cloture isn't involved he just needs 51, even if the 51st is Biden.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 08:20 PM (6qw6c)

347 It must be wonderful to be a member of the Senatorial club and be exempt from any of the petty constraints that bind normal people! Plus you get to write legislation that lets your friends profit and the pass some of that juicy cash directly to your Dominican bank.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 31, 2013 08:21 PM (Cnqmv)

348 Hank Johnson will advise me on Guam.

Posted by: Chuckster Hagel at January 31, 2013 08:21 PM (vbh31)

349
And what is it with senators like Lautenberg? The guy is almost 90 years
old and still may run for reelection. What is it about D.C. that makes
these government parasites turn into powdered bones and yet they still won't effing retire!?


The halls of Congress have the highest concentration of hot trim anywhere in the US. All those young, willing, idealistic aides are enough to break even the strongest of men.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 08:22 PM (hpDVh)

350 Hey, you know how Democrats are fond of calling Republicans terrorists for trying to cut spending during these debt ceiling negotiations? Hows about we start calling them pedophiles because the debt they accumulate certainly fucks the children. Plus they've got Menendez and Reid actually fucking children, especially that.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 31, 2013 08:23 PM (hpYnL)

351 The halls of Congress have the highest concentration of hot trim anywhere in the US.

That too.

And from personal experience, the Senate side, for some reason, has hotter women than the House.

We're talking staffers here, not the politicos......

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (kUWCf)

352 Ever notice Democrats don't get much poon until they attain positions of power in the government?

Then you have to hide the dog when they are around.

Posted by: Marcus at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (26lW2)

353 127
Wanna guess what my porn name is?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (F6KtL)
-----------------------------------
Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (k4bdL)

354 Didn't I hear somewhere Whorehouse Harry has an itch for pederasty? Or was that the wind breaking or sumptin??

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (zBN19)

355 If someone's been in the House or Senate for decades, in addition to power being addictive it's also a way of life. If they left a lot of them wouldn't know what to do. So even if they aren't going back to the home state very often they keep running for re-election because they love the power, the stability, the sense of security because they've been doing the same job so long, and the pork they can shovel home because of seniority.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (6qw6c)

356 I'm just happy that it was Menendez and not Christie. The hoes are no good to me crushed or eaten. Or both.

Posted by: Dominican Pimp at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (Gr8tW)

357 And from personal experience, the Senate side, for some reason, has hotter women than the House.



We're talking staffers here, not the politicos......

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 08:24 PM (kUWCf)


Then there's the summer, aka. intern season.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 08:25 PM (6qw6c)

358 I have full confidence Senator Menendez likes underage quim.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:25 PM (9XBK2)

359 Just how underage were these girls?

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 08:26 PM (M/TDA)

360 Capital Grille, lunchtime when Congress is in session...

En fuego!

Posted by: Marcus at January 31, 2013 08:26 PM (26lW2)

361 And from personal experience, the Senate side, for some reason, has hotter women than the House.



We're talking staffers here, not the politicos......


I'd bang Kelly Ayote like the bad girl she secretly is.

And I remember when I was stationed at Bliss, one New Year's Eve I ended up hanging out with a group of girls, one of whom was about to go work for Sen Dominici. When my new battalion commander assumed command, he had just finished a tour as Dominici's military aide. I mentioned the girl and his eyes got really wide and he started telling me about how she was kicked out of the dormitories for her wild partying.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 08:27 PM (hpDVh)

362 A lout is a lout even if misspelled.

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 08:27 PM (/b8+5)

363 Do we get free phones, G.I.?

Posted by: Underage Dominican Prostitute at January 31, 2013 08:28 PM (vbh31)

364 The fact that this FBI in this DOJ in this
Administration is even looking at this case suggests Menendez was so
damned blatant he was probably showing the videos at office functions.Posted by: richard mcenroe

I would bet that many Congressmen know each others secrets and keep quiet to keep their own indiscretions quiet. This goes for Republicans as well. There had to be some knowledge of this among Senate R's at least - screw them as well.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 08:28 PM (EAgmr)

365 Retroplex has that turd Robert McNamara on in the "ocumentary" Fog of War.McNamara wasn't dumb,he just was completely clueless about running the DD and after fucking up the prosecution of the Vietnam war he turned against it completely and became a defeatist.Hindering prosecution of the war from the SecDef office.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:28 PM (9XBK2)

366 Do we get free phones, G.I.?
Posted by: Underage Dominican Prostitute at January 31, 2013 08:28 PM (vbh31)


yes but they don't ring, they just vibrate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 08:29 PM (9Bj8R)

367 The only thing that Lautenberg's long tenure in the Senate qualifies him to do is wear Depends Diapers. I can only imagine he screws that up as well.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 08:29 PM (EAgmr)

368
I would bet that many Congressmen know each others secrets and keep
quiet to keep their own indiscretions quiet. This goes for Republicans
as well. There had to be some knowledge of this among Senate R's at
least - screw them as well.


They probably just knew he liked to chase young girls and prostitutes, but figured he wouldn't be stupid enough to dip into the jailbait pool.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 08:29 PM (hpDVh)

369 Did Mendendez stiff one of his prostitutes like Barry's SS detail did? It might have only been a joke but I thought I heard something about he agreed to pay $500 but only handed over $100.

Posted by: PaleRide at January 31, 2013 08:30 PM (dkExz)

370 Goddamn, antiquated sex laws of the state should be repealed!

Posted by: A Chorus of Democrats at January 31, 2013 08:30 PM (l3vZN)

371 Even Frank Sinatra was eventually disgusted by JFK's womanizing.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:30 PM (9XBK2)

372
369Did Mendendez stiff one of his prostitutes like Barry's SS detail did? It might have only been a joke but I thought I heard something about he agreed to pay $500 but only handed over $100.


$500! I'm moving to the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Underage Thai tranny hooker at January 31, 2013 08:32 PM (tcw1u)

373 345. That wouldn't surprise me.
In the book, the 19 year old girl (who was a virgin when she met JFK) was hanging out by the pool when JFK told her to blow his friend, Dave Powers. JFK watched.

But its Republicans who hate women.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2013 08:32 PM (gjIQF)

374 The Senate is more exclusive and therefore attracts hotter groupies.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:32 PM (9XBK2)

375 Groupies or gropies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:32 PM (S7Hzw)

376 371
Good for him.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 08:33 PM (M/TDA)

377 The Senate is more exclusive and therefore attracts hotter groupies.

Plus Senators have a larger "talent" pool to pick from.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 08:33 PM (hpDVh)

378 OK, please forgive me for being a slow moronette. And going OT to bring up the Hagel pinata again but I am confused. So Obama nominated a former REPUBLICAN senator to be SecDef and he did it so the Democrats could point and laugh as the Republican SecDefmade like a failwhale? Or is Hagel one of those Rinos who Obama really liked because their world views matched and he was hoping that becuase he had an "R" after his name Hagel would sail through the hearings and then do Obama's bidding in terms of defense?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 31, 2013 08:33 PM (RZ8pf)

379 What was the big deal about Mickelson flirting with a 58?After all,Kim Jog Il shot an 18 on many occasions.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:34 PM (9XBK2)

380 Er, um, ah...the best thing about women is that they can't speak from beyond the, er, grave.

Posted by: Ted at January 31, 2013 08:35 PM (MMC8r)

381 By "outstanding", Whorehouse Harry means the cocksucker has been selling us out; when he isn't fucking children he's fucking the taxpayer. Betcha they keep him around long enough for at least a gun grabbing vote too.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2013 08:35 PM (zBN19)

382 378 I think he both liked his views on foreign policy and he wants a stooge with an R attached to give cover for the destruction he plans to bring down on DoD.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:36 PM (9XBK2)

383 Just getting on the record to say that Reid *looks* like a creepy child stalker. Don't know if it is true, but wouldn't let him near my kids.

Posted by: dogfish at January 31, 2013 08:36 PM (N2yhW)

384 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 31, 2013 08:33 PM (RZ8pf)


To be honest, my name was chosen at random from a D.C. phone book.

Posted by: Chuckster Hagel at January 31, 2013 08:36 PM (vbh31)

385

I once counselled a bright 16 year old child in Honduras who was looking for a lesbian lover to get her off the island.

Because her father, the Deacon of the local 7th Day Adventist Church was totally cool with her hooking up with some dude from the mainland (like a WHORE!) but NOT OKAY with her Lesbian tendencies.

I gently told her that as bright and brilliant and gorgeous as she was (and she was!), I just don't swing that way.

She worried about her lesbian "tendencies" (which I still subscribe to not having ANY female role models to emulate) and God.

Church is Church. And God is God.

I will go to church with you on Saturday, if you like...


She completed her residency in Pensicola, I am proud to admit.

She wants to be a GP for "islanders", no matter what her father the Deacon, says she can aspire to..

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2013 08:36 PM (z2gwh)

386 361 - I mentioned the girl and his eyes got really wide and he started
telling me about how she was kicked out of the dormitories for her wild
partying.

------------------------------------------

"We have a saying about girls like that where I come from: Let's date 'em!" - Woody Boyd

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 08:37 PM (vVv3V)

387 Or is Hagel one of those Rinos who Obama really
liked because their world views matched and he was hoping that becuase
he had an "R" after his name Hagel would sail through the hearings and
then do Obama's bidding in terms of defense?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 31, 2013 08:33 PM (RZ8pf)


That's the one.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 08:37 PM (X6akg)

388 OK, please forgive me for being a slow moronette. And going OT to bring
up the Hagel pinata again but I am confused. So Obama nominated a former
REPUBLICAN senator to be SecDef and he did it so the Democrats could
point and laugh as the Republican SecDefmade like a failwhale? Or is
Hagel one of those Rinos who Obama really liked because their world
views matched and he was hoping that becuase he had an "R" after his
name Hagel would sail through the hearings and then do Obama's bidding
in terms of defense?


A little bit of both. Hagel is a Republican, but very anti-Israel and not too bright. Plus I think Obama is trying to minimize the influence of the DoD compared to State and the intelligence community which means that Hagel is likely to oversee a significant reduction in capabilities and an attack on the military culture.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 08:37 PM (hpDVh)

389 378

The problem is that Obama, as an incompetent, could not detect the incompetence in Hagel. He heard America/Jew-hatin' and offered him the job.

Competence is not a barrier in Skeezy's world.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 08:37 PM (MMC8r)

390 This might explain why Bwany Fwank wanted that Senate seat so bad....

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2013 08:37 PM (zBN19)

391
thanks steevy, so it was some of both.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 31, 2013 08:38 PM (RZ8pf)

392 The drumbeat of doom making you want to cut yourself?Here's some cute to help you deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Zfozy7gGI

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:38 PM (9XBK2)

393 Well, it not like me was in a toilet. He was getting laid,


He has the card, demortaum!

Posted by: Sen Larry Craig at January 31, 2013 08:39 PM (wR+pz)

394 378 I think he both liked his views on foreign
policy and he wants a stooge with an R attached to give cover for the
destruction he plans to bring down on DoD.


Posted by: steevy

It is the Biden, Kerry, Clinton, et.al. play all over again. So far it has worked for Senor Barky very well.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 08:39 PM (EAgmr)

395
I gently told her that as bright and brilliant and gorgeous as she was (and she was!), I just don't swing that way.


You hear that? That's the sound of Moron dreams shattering. Shattering, I tell you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 08:39 PM (hpDVh)

396 and thanks to the others who answered me too. I swear sometimes I think I need a scorecard to keep track of the machinations of DC. Or one of those logic puzzle diagrams.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 31, 2013 08:39 PM (RZ8pf)

397 If you get that burned-on stuff on the burner grates, put each grate in a gallon plastic Ziploc bag with about 2 tablespoons of household ammonia. Let sit overnight. In the morning, all of the stuff will simply wipe off. Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (GoIUi)

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Posted by: Donna V. hates her dirty burner grates at January 31, 2013 08:39 PM (BStAJ)

398 (As he stares into the Capitol Building) "It's ....It's....full of perverts!"

Posted by: Astronaut David Bowman at January 31, 2013 08:40 PM (zBN19)

399 378
OK, please forgive me for being a slow moronette. And going OT to bring
up the Hagel pinata again but I am confused. So Obama nominated a former
REPUBLICAN senator to be SecDef and he did it so the Democrats could
point and laugh as the Republican SecDefmade like a failwhale? Or is
Hagel one of those Rinos who Obama really liked because their world
views matched and he was hoping that becuase he had an "R" after his
name Hagel would sail through the hearings and then do Obama's bidding
in terms of defense?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 31, 2013 08:33 PM (RZ8pf)


He nominated Hagel partly because of the shared worldview, but also because of his Republican status (even though he was not a stellar senator). If Hagel's confirmed, he'll go right along with whatever Obama wants, particularly implementing the sequester (which Panetta hates) and everything else as directed. Obama can play the "He's a Republican and he agrees with me, so what's the problem with Republicans in Congress?" card.
I'm also guessing there was a bet that Republicans would go easy on him during the hearing just because of the R (that was wrong). On the other hand, if he's opposed to the point that his nomination is defeated, Obama can point and say, "Look! Republicans are so obstructionist that they won't even let a member of their own party join my cabinet!"
But I don't think anyone thought Hagel would do so poorly today.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 08:41 PM (6qw6c)

400 370---" Goddamn, antiquated sex laws of the state should be repealed!"
Posted by: A Chorus of Democrats at January 31, 2013 08:30 PM (l3vZN)

Damned straight.
I'm sick and tired of you theocrats imposing your values on everyone.

Posted by: A Litany of Leftists at January 31, 2013 08:41 PM (C8mVl)

401 Pedos of a feather drive their vans together as the saying goes.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 08:42 PM (dvRYt)

402 Obviously, I know not much about massaging the message. If I did, I'd be on the internet or on The Hill.
For the children Commie-fag-junkie Complex version:
Kinsley
abortion
Chairman Mao's notorious predilection
queering elementary education
SEIU
kiddie-ACORN
paedophilia is free speech
NJ Gov. is "uninhibited chub bottom 4 bois"
ghey boy scouts
Sen. Menendez
Prez Zero, at least as far back as Djakarta

Posted by: Torvald at January 31, 2013 08:42 PM (1V6Pv)

403 @52

Thanks, that is a great song. What made you think of that?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 31, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)

404

Deadsville

Population: You

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 08:43 PM (052zE)

405 The story just makes me sick. The MFM ignoring this is as disgusting as it gets. Why aren't more local outlets picking up on this? Are everyone of these "journalists" child molester sympathizers. Sickening.

Posted by: dogfish at January 31, 2013 08:43 PM (N2yhW)

406 and y'all remember how Lautenberg came to be Senator right? By replacing another criminal NJ Senator. Toricelli

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 08:44 PM (8sCoq)

407 BREAKING: Bob Menendez to announce tomorrow he's resigning to spend more time with his underage hookers.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 08:44 PM (MMC8r)

408 Underaged Interns? Sumbody has underaged interns?

Posted by: Bwany Fwank at January 31, 2013 08:44 PM (zBN19)

409
The story just makes me sick. The MFM ignoring this is as disgusting as it gets. Why aren't more local outlets picking up on this? Are everyone of these "journalists" child molester sympathizers. Sickening.
Posted by: dogfish at January 31, 2013 08:43 PM (N2yhW)
----------
No no no, it's OK, he's got the magic D shield.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 08:45 PM (QLJPW)

410 406 Yes,at the last instant before an election thanks to a crooked Governor.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:45 PM (9XBK2)

411 Oh!
And Sen. Hagel really, really (REALLY!) likes the Shi'a idea of temporary marriage.
He's test-marketed the idea of growing a beard and henna-ing it red, buying mad share of bicycle, kites, and chocolates, and moving to Kandahar, where everything is secret.

Posted by: Torvald at January 31, 2013 08:45 PM (1V6Pv)

412 every media article i've seen today noting how badly the Hagel hearing went have couched it in the softest terms

"Hagel's independent streak backfires" for instance, WTF does that even mean

Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 08:46 PM (60GaT)

413 What's does it matter? That ambassador of mine was raped before they killed him. And we're ALL UPSET over some tramps?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2013 08:47 PM (zBN19)

414 I watched Hagel-- I thought Gabby Giffords was still testifying.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 08:47 PM (MMC8r)

415 >Yes,at the last instant before an election thanks to a crooked Governor.

and a state SC that viewed election law as merely suggestion

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 08:47 PM (8sCoq)

416 285 With that tiny hand around it, my dick looked like a baseball bat. dick.
Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez, Political Party Undisclosed at January 31, 2013 07:55 PM (QKKT0)



FIFY

Posted by: Truman North, overstimulated at January 31, 2013 08:48 PM (I2LwF)

417 412 Well,you see he is so "independent" that he rejects the silly idea that one should,you know,KNOW something about the department one will be in charge of.
The MFM

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:49 PM (9XBK2)

418 NDH, ghost of Romney?

Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2013 08:49 PM (VHfsw)

419 I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at January 31, 2013 08:50 PM (0It32)

420 Toricelli resigned just before being indicted but after the deadline to file. So it looked like the Rs might have gotten an easy seat. Except the state Dems put Lautenberg onto the ballot anyway. It was challenged but the courts signed off on violating the law and that is how Lautenberg got the seat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:50 PM (S7Hzw)

421 also he's "professorial" which seems to be the catch-all excuse for "idiot" these days

you didn't understand what i was getting at, i'm sorry was i too professoriaaaallll for youuu

Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 08:50 PM (60GaT)

422

You know why Lautenburg is throwing him under the bus, right?

So Booker can take Menendez's seat instead of that decrepit old crypt keeper's

Posted by: imp at January 31, 2013 08:51 PM (UaxA0)

423 I wonder how pissed Clinton was when he found out. You know, that Menendez didn't offer to bring him along. Some reporter should ask the Billster how he feels being snubbed.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 08:51 PM (dvRYt)

424 "I watched Hagel-- I thought Gabby Giffords was still testifying."

Damn, maybe a tad over the line....but funny none the less.

Posted by: Icedog at January 31, 2013 08:51 PM (3qKP/)

425 421 Because everyone know's that professors are brilliant but all absent minded and shit.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:51 PM (9XBK2)

426 Carney looks like he is upset he didn't get to go play golf in the DomRep

Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2013 08:52 PM (VHfsw)

427 422


You know why Lautenburg is throwing him under the bus, right?

So Booker can take Menendez's seat instead of that decrepit old crypt keeper's


Posted by: imp at January 31, 2013 08:51 PM (UaxA0)


I've had the same thought: If it gets to the point where Menendez resigns then Christie decides to be a nice guy and appoints a Dem even though NJ law doesn't require him to do so. He appoints Booker.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 08:52 PM (6qw6c)

428 The story just makes me sick. The MFM ignoring this
is as disgusting as it gets. Why aren't more local outlets picking up on
this? Are everyone of these "journalists" child molester sympathizers.
Sickening.


Posted by: dogfish

Why obviously they are. Shockingly not a word out of Sandra Fluke, Eva Longoria, NOW, horsey actress face from NYC, Anna Wintour, Cher, Bette, Roseanne, et.al. These are the scrunts that accused Romney of waging a war on women. Dead Silence. They are traitorous enemies.

Support of Muslims who routinely mutilate and subject girls and women to young marriages...12 years old, to genital mutilation, stoning to death even at an accusation of adultery or out of marriage sex, and the list goes on.

Dead silence from these awful scrunts.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2013 08:53 PM (EAgmr)

429 Anna Puma is good, Anna Puma is wise

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 08:53 PM (8sCoq)

430 375 Groupies or gropies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 08:32 PM (S7Hzw)



I'm failing to see the difference....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 08:53 PM (GEICT)

431 Well it wasn't rape rape, he paid. This kind of stuff we don't cover, unless a Republican was involved.

We all know democrats with little dicks fuck 16 year olds in a foreign country


This is not View material.

Posted by: Woppie at January 31, 2013 08:54 PM (wR+pz)

432 427 All Obama has to do is get Bruce Springsteen to call Crispy Creme Christie and it's a done deal.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 08:54 PM (9XBK2)

433 and y'all remember how Lautenberg came to be Senator right? By replacing another criminal NJ Senator. Toricelli


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 08:44 PM




That was total corrupt dem bullshit. Toricelli was on the frigging ropes, and the dems pulled him out within a month before the election and blew the dust off that fucking artifact lautenberg. Must be nice to test market your fucking candidates almost right up to an election.

Posted by: Berserker at January 31, 2013 08:55 PM (FMbng)

434 Careful. If you deal someone a full house or better, there will be suicides and someone might burst into flames.

Hmm, lefties bursting into flames. Let me think about that for a minu...

Yeah, that's good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 08:56 PM (+z4pE)

435 423 I wonder how pissed Clinton was when he found out. You know, that Menendez didn't offer to bring him along. Some reporter should ask the Billster how he feels being snubbed.

Heard somewhere that Willy and Cankles have stayed at the Dr.'s house in the DR as well....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 31, 2013 08:56 PM (5lVZz)

436 423 I wonder how pissed Clinton was when she found out. You know, that Menendez didn't offer to bring himher along. Some reporter should ask the BillsterHillary how she feels being snubbed.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 08:51 PM (dvRYt)




Fixed

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 08:56 PM (GEICT)

437 Well, just as the deaths of 200+ brown people in Fast and Furious don't matter, either to the pols or the MSM, neither do underage Hispanic girls. The people who were killed in F and F and the girls screwed by Menendez were and are poor nobodies without connections. Dems can do whatever they like to such people and they won't be called racist or sexist - and the Hispanics will continue to vote D in overwhelming numbers. Speaking truth to power only applies if power has a R after it's name.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 31, 2013 08:57 PM (BStAJ)

438 I can see Christie giving Booker the seat, clearing his path back the Governors mansion and letting the chips fall on old Frank. Just bet on the reaper.

Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2013 08:58 PM (2aO3a)

439 What ever happened to the one who had the boy staffers all living at his house with him? What came of that?

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 08:58 PM (/b8+5)

440 BREAKING: Bob Menendez to announce tomorrow he's resigning to spend more time with his underage hookers.

He pay up front, or no dice.

Posted by: Underage Dominican Prostitute at January 31, 2013 08:59 PM (vbh31)

441
This post.

Still?

Posted by: Christie Hefner at January 31, 2013 08:59 PM (T9qLF)

442 Keep him away from the aspirin.

Just saying that shit can kill you when someone put 30 down your throat.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 31, 2013 08:59 PM (wR+pz)

443 Menendez should apologize like Torricelli but instead of doing it in his finely furnished office with antique furniture he could do it at Chuck E Cheese in front of the My Little Pony ride.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 09:00 PM (dvRYt)

444 I'm trying to recall a state Congressional delegation that doesn't have at least one ass clown in it.

I can't.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:01 PM (kUWCf)

445 439
What ever happened to the one who had the boy staffers all living at his house with him? What came of that?

Posted by: What? What? at January 31, 2013 08:58 PM (/b8+5)


He resigned.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 09:02 PM (6qw6c)

446 LoonytrustfundscruntOFF

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:03 PM (T9qLF)

447 Lets hope this thread does not last as long as Sen. Byrd's time in office.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 09:03 PM (S7Hzw)

448 Rory Cooper ‏@rorycooper

"If you like your plan..." RT @whpresscorps: IRS: Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Be $20,000 Per Family http://bit.ly/UHGHtz

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:05 PM (8sCoq)

449 This post has lasted a lot longer than Sen. Menendez did.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2013 09:05 PM (l3vZN)

450 444
I'm trying to recall a state Congressional delegation that doesn't have at least one ass clown in it.



I can't.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:01 PM (kUWCf)


Wyoming? Gotta for the states with a delegation of 1 congressman, 2 senators.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 09:05 PM (6qw6c)

451 If the girls Menendez was screwing in the Dominican Republic were underage by local law, why hasn't he been charged there?


Seems to me some conservatives should be lobbying the Dominican vice squad to issue charges against Menendez.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2013 09:05 PM (29+x5)

452 100 I don't know which moron is socking Harry Reid, but it's comedy gold.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (UOM4
Exactly!! LOL!! LOL!! Oh...I've wet my diaper.

Posted by: Chuck-a-lucka Hagel at January 31, 2013 09:05 PM (XLuH2)

453 @437, as usual, pretty much.
You get freedom of religion unless you're opposed to man's control of birth.
You get uninfringed rights to keep and bear arms unless you're opposed to man's control of birth.

Posted by: Torvald at January 31, 2013 09:06 PM (1V6Pv)

454 Menendez, he's a Dominican, right?

Well then it's OK.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 31, 2013 09:06 PM (PH+2B)

455 >>You hear that? That's the sound of Moron dreams shattering. Shattering, I tell you.

She really was something, physically.

I ain't kidding! Even *I * noticed!

She was just so intelligent, so smart, so bright, I had to step in...

Posted by: Deety at January 31, 2013 09:06 PM (z2gwh)

456 449 Not sure about that.His DC neighbors say the loud sex goes on all night.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:06 PM (9XBK2)

457
That was total corrupt dem bullshit. Toricelli was on the frigging ropes, and the dems pulled him out within a month before the election and blew the dust off that fucking artifact lautenberg. Must be nice to test market your fucking candidates almost right up to an election.
Posted by: Berserker at January 31, 2013 08:55 PM (FMbng)
===============
Yeah didn't they break all kinds of election law and got a pass?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 09:06 PM (QLJPW)

458 Since we're on the subject..anyone hear that story about how researchers are trying to 'classify' pedophilia as just another 'normal' nitch??

http://tinyurl.com/3b4qlsw

annnddd here we go...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 31, 2013 09:07 PM (A5Abh)

459 Jeeeez, this smelly thread, still?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:08 PM (UOM48)

460 Lets hope this thread does not last as long as Sen. Byrd's time in office.

Yeah, we're like a dog with a new chewtoy. Still, the outrage over this, and all the things that surround it like the MFM's blackout, is enough to keep us going until the wee hours of the morning.

Hell, I might even post something over at my defunct blog. Maybe we can all make a big enough stink that we can get that asshole to resign. Hope springs eternal that the right thing will eventually get done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:08 PM (+z4pE)

461 458 I said a while ago,it is the next thing the left will try to mainstream.Coming soon polygamy and beastiality as well.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)

462 Ace, we know you're the New Shiny Thing at Breitbart, but don't abandon your own Horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM48)

463 I guess Ace is spending all his precious time posting for his new, cooler friends at The Constipation?

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:10 PM (MMC8r)

464 A Chris Christie regime doesn't require a bus to throw people under.The big man will simply sit on you.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2013 09:10 PM (9XBK2)

465 443
Menendez should apologize like Torricelli but instead of doing it in his
finely furnished office with antique furniture he could do it at Chuck E
Cheese in front of the My Little Pony ride.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 09:00 PM (dvRYt)

New Jersey is to Senators as Illinois is to Governors....

Posted by: Portnoy at January 31, 2013 09:10 PM (A5Abh)

466 I move we designate Sen. Menendez's's penis as an assault weapon.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:10 PM (MMC8r)

467 I've lost all interest in Menendez until he's someone's butt boy in prison. Which will never happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM48)

468 I'd just like to say, I'm currently eating double stuff chocolate oreos.


And you're not.



*nomnomnomnom*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

469 Hail to the victors!

Posted by: Moral Relativism at January 31, 2013 09:11 PM (vbh31)

470 I said a while ago,it is the next thing the left will try to mainstream.Coming soon polygamy and beastiality as well.

They're already on their way for both of those. Polygamy more than bestiality, since urban 20-somethings can easily say "Oh, they're consenting adults" and pretend like that's all that matters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 09:11 PM (hpDVh)

471 I came to the Dominican Republic to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bu....hey, how you doing?

Posted by: Bob Menendez at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (WM+rJ)

472 466 I move we designate Sen. Menendez's's penis as an assault weapon.
Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:10 PM (MMC8r)




While it may be scary, it is neither big, nor black.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)

473
>>And you're not.

Nope.

All I have is this big jar of Oatmeal Cookies I made.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (7GY9T)

474 The highlight of this day on the blog was the epic banning of Jordan on the Golf! thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (UOM48)

475 >Yeah didn't they break all kinds of election law and got a pass?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 09:06 PM (QLJPW)

according to NJ law, it was too late to put a candidate on the ballot in Toricelli's place. SCONJ said, 'no problem, we got this' and allowed the state's Democratic Party to break the law

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

476 Dammit! I missed Jordan getting banned????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT)

477 465+ posts? I'm not even sure I'm outraged any more.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 31, 2013 09:13 PM (XLuH2)

478 468 I'd just like to say, I'm currently eating double stuff chocolate oreos. And you're not.

You're very, very proud of this.

Aren't you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:13 PM (kUWCf)

479 How the hell was I supposed to know she was thirteen? She looked fifteen

Posted by: Cheech Menendez at January 31, 2013 09:13 PM (Yhu4q)

480 .The highlight of this day on the blog was the epic banning of Jordan on the Golf! thread.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at


how the eff do you get banned from a golf thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 09:14 PM (8sCoq)

481 476
Dammit! I missed Jordan getting banned????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:12 PM (GEICT



Check out the Phil Mickelson thread. A poetic banning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:14 PM (UOM48)

482 Lets hope this thread does not last as long as Sen. Byrd's time in office.

The AoSHQ Stylebook suggests "Grand Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops of the KKK, Sen. Byrd (D)".

(the above achievements have been expunged from Byrd's wikipedia entry)

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:14 PM (Bd1xx)

483 My rage of the day is the Newtown ES Chorus performing on the Superbowl pregame show. That's really letting those kids get back to routine.....

The are using them like a rented mule.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2013 09:14 PM (l3vZN)

484 474.

Shit, exciting and fun stuff should never happen on a GOLF thread.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:14 PM (MMC8r)

485
Did ace break out the Hammer on Jordache?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:14 PM (7GY9T)

486 You're very, very proud of this.

Aren't you?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:13 PM (kUWCf)




mfgmgmfphfmpf..........crunch crunch....Sorry about that. Mouthful of oreos...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)

487 If accused pederast Harry Reid says that Menendez is his friend, well, that makes everything all better.

Posted by: Marmo at January 31, 2013 09:15 PM (pcgW1)

488
While it may be scary, it is neither big, nor black.


It does, surprisingly, have an attachment point for a bayonet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 09:15 PM (hpDVh)

489 I'm even tired of this thread, and I'm a bulldog on shit like this.

Posted by: Geraldo at January 31, 2013 09:16 PM (XLuH2)

490 Just got back from work and this thread is STILL going? LOL

Posted by: NWConservative at January 31, 2013 09:16 PM (M1gmo)

491
"Bob Menendez is MY FRIEND," Declares Defiant Harry Reid

The difference being, of course, that Menendez goes in (?) for little girls, whereas Reid is a notorious boy lover.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 31, 2013 09:17 PM (IDSI7)

492 A simpering little ponce......truly lovely Ace.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:17 PM (GEICT)

493
The highlight of this day on the blog was the epic banning of Jordan on the Golf! thread.


Well, my mom's really mad at you guys. It forced me out of the basement. She thought she had the virus isolated and contained.

Posted by: Zombie Jordan at January 31, 2013 09:17 PM (vbh31)

494 474 The highlight of this day on the blog was the epic banning of Jordan on the Golf! thread.

But where oh where will the HQ find a concern troll as compelling as Jordan? Is someone planning on bringing Cat Pee back or oh who's the other one? The one that claims he's a "libertarian". Oh yes, HerbertAnalRupture.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 09:18 PM (dvRYt)

495 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Bob Menendez watching 'Punky Brewster' at January 31, 2013 09:19 PM (MMC8r)

496 Ah yes, we'll miss Jordan. Collector of lots and lots of guns, and "Eagle Scout." Who is against the Scout Oath .... "It's creepy."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:19 PM (UOM48)

497 Harry Reid is to young boys what Menendez is to young girls....The guy with the sausage that just wont stop trying to make you touch it...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:19 PM (+OTLF)

498 little boys, little girls..potato's pot-ah-tos...and I'm a bulldog on shit like this.

Posted by: Geraldo at January 31, 2013 09:19 PM (XLuH2)

499 470

nah, polygamy's too associated with The Patriarchy.

polyamory though, that'll be where it's at. what's wrong with a little mutually-agreed cheating?

Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 09:20 PM (60GaT)

500
The difference being, of course, that Menendez goes in (?) for little girls, whereas Reid is a notorious boy lover.


And, between the two of them, they lick the playground clean...

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:21 PM (MMC8r)

501 Jordan was banned on the golf thread?

I would expect nothing less from a smart military blog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:21 PM (+z4pE)

502 Is someone planning on bringing Cat Pee back



Oh, she's back. Just under the radar. Today she posted something inane that mentioned "old" "blonde" and "hags." I believe her nic was What? What?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:21 PM (UOM48)

503 Jordan is also an expert on the benefits of uncontrolled immigration from Third World Shitholes. That was indeed a perspective ill miss around here.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 31, 2013 09:22 PM (dvRYt)

504
Meh - I like it when ace plays with them a bit before he goes in for the kill.
Nice turn of phrase though.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:22 PM (7GY9T)

505 Oh, man!

I missed the banning of Jordan!

Bloody heck!

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 09:22 PM (avAMN)

506 Ace is like a cat with tiring trolls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:22 PM (UOM48)

507 Seriously. who the fuck would want more than one wife?Ihave to sleep with one eye open with this one.

Posted by: Guido at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (XLuH2)

508 501
Jordan was banned on the golf thread?



I would expect nothing less from a smart military blog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:21 PM (+z4pE)

HALLELUJIAH. Wait what thread exactly was he banned in and what finally sank that ratfucks ship?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (+OTLF)

509 507
Seriously. who the fuck would want more than one wife?Ihave to sleep with one eye open with this one.

Posted by: Guido at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (XLuH2)
I am surprised more women dont want two husbands.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (+OTLF)

510 nah, polygamy's too associated with The Patriarchy.

polyamory though, that'll be where it's at. what's wrong with a little mutually-agreed cheating?


Their goal is to make it a big muddle. You'll be married to two women, dating a third, and each of those will be married to another guy, and possibly each other as well.

The goal is to destroy any concept of the family that has a benefit in order to create greater reliance on the State.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (hpDVh)

511 Oh, she's back. Just under the radar. Today she posted something inane that mentioned "old" "blonde" and "hags." I believe her nic was What? What?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:21 PM (UOM4



Wasn't that her posting as "Caustic" a week or so back?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)

512 What could Jordan have possibly said about golf in order to get the heave-ho?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (6qw6c)

513 19 Senator Menendez's illegal alien intern loved little boys. Menendez loves teen girl hookers. McGreevy loved gay men at rest stops on the turn pike. Corzine porked the head of the teachers union and bought her a condo while negotiating the new NJEA contract.

the pride of Joisey. Nuke that f*ckin hell hole.

Posted by: Dark Ages at January 31, 2013 09:24 PM (+kznc)

514 Oh, she's back. Just under the radar. Today she
posted something inane that mentioned "old" "blonde" and "hags." I
believe her nic was What? What?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:21 PM (UOM4


See #439 here.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 09:24 PM (X6akg)

515 Once again, (pay attention Horde) Jordan was banned on the Phil Mickelson golf thread. Quickly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:24 PM (UOM48)

516 brb, I gotta go see this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:24 PM (+z4pE)

517
Seriously. who the fuck would want more than one wife?Ihave to sleep with one eye open with this one.

'So, how was your day honey?'
...
'And yours?'
...
'How about you dear?'

You couldn't kill me quick enough.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:25 PM (7GY9T)

518 I bet Menendez is really Jonsein' for some 2nd chakra release by his fave underage hooker about now. Maybe he can take accused pederast Harry Reid with him on a little tripto the Dominican Republic and he could introduce accused pederast Reid to the scene down there.

Remember, never mention accused pederast Harry Reid's name without preceding it with "accused pederast". Just like you would never mention tax cheat Tim Geithner without preceding it with "tax cheat".

Posted by: Marmo at January 31, 2013 09:25 PM (pcgW1)

519 I missed whatever finally set Ace off about Jordan.

I did catch a brief glimpse of the mewling dickweed's desperate flailing as the Banhammer warmed up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:25 PM (T4nTv)

520 Wasn't that her posting as "Caustic" a week or so back?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 31, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT



She got a new hash after Sandy. She's been "caustic" and today she was "What? What?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)

521 See #439 here.

New hash? No oZfic?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:26 PM (kUWCf)

522 today she was "What? What?"

Samwell should sue.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:26 PM (T4nTv)

523 New hash? No oZfic?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:26 PM (kUWCf



Yep. Can't remember the new hash after Sandy hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:27 PM (UOM48)

524 New hash? No oZfic?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 09:26 PM (kUWCf)

Yes, new hash.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 09:27 PM (X6akg)

525
The jig is up Harry. You'll need to source new underage male hookers now.

Posted by: blindside at January 31, 2013 09:29 PM (ajjwb)

526 Aha! I think I found it.

see you, Twatty! I've wanted to ban you for days now but I kept forgetting. Go twat it up elsewhere, you simpering little ponce.

*sniff* That was beatiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:29 PM (+z4pE)

527 A key to recognizing curious, is she mentions age (wimmins) and hair (blondes). She really has a thing against any woman over 30, or something. Oh, and the random links that have nothing to do with the thread topic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:29 PM (UOM48)

528
Shouldn't this headline read, "Alleged serial pedophile Harry Reid (D - NV) said about accused serial rapist of minority-race children Bob Menendez (D - NJ)...bla bla bla”?
Come on Ace, write like the LSMwould if these were GOP Senators. Get with the program!

Posted by: harbqll at January 31, 2013 09:29 PM (N2z0Z)

529 I am surprised more women dont want two husbands.

You occasionally see the MFM couplings pop up on TV documentaries or elsewhere. Usually it's two beta males and some ugly slut. Real men aren't willing to go halfsies on a woman that they are interested in.

Someone argued a while back that progressive support for polyamory/polygamy was about bisexual women. I'd say it's about narcissism: they get to have the security of husband while still showing off how wild and enlightened they are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 09:29 PM (hpDVh)

530 526
Aha! I think I found it.



see you, Twatty! I've wanted to ban you for days now but I kept
forgetting. Go twat it up elsewhere, you simpering little ponce.




Yes, that's it. Sadly, I didn't get to see what Jordan posted that earned him the banning.


The Banhammer of Doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:31 PM (UOM48)

531
One wife is enough for any man.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (7GY9T)

532 RE: JORDAN

26
see you, Twatty! I've wanted to ban you for days now but I kept forgetting.

Go twat it up elsewhere, you simpering little ponce.



Posted by: ace at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (LCRYB)

Does it make me gay if i masterbate to this just once or twice tonight?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (+OTLF)

533
I think we've actually crossed into delta males, perhaps even epsilon males territory.

Today's betas are yesterday's alphas.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (ZgBZU)

534 I'm just lucky I got rid of mine.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (7GY9T)

535 nood

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 09:33 PM (X6akg)

536 Some thread about something up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (T4nTv)

537 I don't see two straight guys going for the three-way marriage, IYKWIM.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (MMC8r)

538 Yes, that's it. Sadly, I didn't get to see what Jordan posted that earned him the banning. The Banhammer of Doom.

It must have been the lingering stench. IIRC, it was in the first 10 comments. Valu-Rite is a helluva solvent.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (+z4pE)

539 nood, indeed. With more boobie.

*sigh* Would it kill Ace to throw the 'ettes a bone?

*tosses softball into the air*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (UOM48)

540 *sigh* Would it kill Ace to throw the 'ettes a bone?

*tosses softball into the air*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (UOM4


Whatever you do, do not ask him that. He Rick rolls us with some fat slob pic.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 09:36 PM (X6akg)

541 You occasionally see the MFM couplings pop up on TV
documentaries or elsewhere. Usually it's two beta males and some ugly
slut. Real men aren't willing to go halfsies on a woman that they are
interested in.

Someone argued a while back that progressive
support for polyamory/polygamy was about bisexual women. I'd say it's
about narcissism: they get to have the security of husband while still
showing off how wild and enlightened they are.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 31, 2013 09:29 PM (hpDVh)

I would argue that progressive support for polygamy where one woman has multiple males at her disposal is to promote the continues effeminization and metrosexualization of the subserviant male. Unable to hunt fish build or fight, he is reduced to gathering and pondering the lint in his navel. Its funny, since liberal education promotes homosexuality so ardently, they are shrinking the pond. They may have to settle for everybody fucks everybody....oh wait...

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:36 PM (+OTLF)

542 533


I think we've actually crossed into delta males, perhaps even epsilon males territory.



Today's betas are yesterday's alphas.





Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 09:32 PM (ZgBZU)
Thats not a penis, that's a larger than average clitorus.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:37 PM (+OTLF)

543 I've always thought the perfect marriage would be to sleep in seperate homes a mile apart..
and just 'visit'
no grumpy morning face where one has to choose comforting words while still half asleep.
no dirty laundry, no trying to figure out a gazillion different menu items to keep them happy.

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (nqBYe)

544 537
I don't see two straight guys going for the three-way marriage, IYKWIM.

Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 09:34 PM (MMC8r)

They can always fall back on the tried and true...."Its not gay if the balls dont touch."

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (+OTLF)

545 543
I've always thought the perfect marriage would be to sleep in seperate homes a mile apart..
and just 'visit'
no grumpy morning face where one has to choose comforting words while still half asleep.
no dirty laundry, no trying to figure out a gazillion different menu items to keep them happy.



Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 09:38 PM (nqBYe)

Thats called a fuck buddy not a spouse.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:39 PM (+OTLF)

546
Whatever you do, do not ask him that. He Rick rolls us with some fat slob pic.


Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2013 09:36 PM (X6akg

True. Bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 09:40 PM (UOM48)

547 Jeremiah said; Thats called a fuck buddy not a spouse.

rather crude.

how about saying still friends after all these years.

Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 09:45 PM (nqBYe)

548 Shirtless single Hottie for the ladies

http://tinyurl.com/ayzk34j

and what happens to hi after he marries one of you

http://tinyurl.com/8dkbk6r

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:46 PM (+OTLF)

549
how about saying still friends after all these years.


Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 09:45 PM (nqBYe)

Oh dont get me wrong i am all for it. Marriage Relationships living together...have a lot of negatives...its really nice to be able to do what you want when you want..and then hook up occasionally with an old friend for some casual relaxed good times.But you know one of you will end up fucking it up by losing interest or getting too needy...and then BAM...shared living conditions, your partner farting in bed, the last malomar that you were saving eaten, and walking into wet pantyhose in yo face when you get up for a midnight pee...which is why we leave the seat up.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 09:51 PM (+OTLF)

550 Fixed?

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 31, 2013 10:00 PM (tOkJB)

551 Still working?

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 31, 2013 10:01 PM (tOkJB)

552 Menendez is a helix, wrapped around an axis
SCREWED !!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 31, 2013 10:02 PM (e8kgV)

553 Reid and Menendez--fuck buddies cruising for young Latina cooz.Yup, they're friends all right.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 31, 2013 10:26 PM (oe1aw)

554 Next we're probably going to hear about some famous politician who snorts cocaine off his BF's johnson.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2013 10:36 PM (zBN19)

555 Next we're probably going to hear about some famous politician who snorts cocaine off his BF's johnson. Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2013 10:36 PM (zBN19)

But he'll cry in front of the cameras about being bullied by homophobes and come out for gay marriage, so, you know, he'll be the MSM's next "brave" hero.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 31, 2013 11:14 PM (BStAJ)

556 Everyone is 'my friend'.

Posted by: Juan McAmnesty, a Friend of Charles Keating Jr. at February 01, 2013 06:21 AM (9AkcZ)






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