Anti-Israel (and Former Media Matters) Polemnicist M.J. Rosenberg: I Have Discussed Israel With Chuck Hagel, and He's Lying About His Beliefs, & I'm Glad He's Lying Because I Want That Sort of Thinker as SecDef
When a supporter says you're a liar, and that you're anti-Israel... you've got a problem. A wise man once spoke of beds and fleas and waking up. Thanks very much to Miss80sBaby.Comments
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Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 02:58 PM (pzZth)
Then its time to confirm him.
Well we be expected to wear German Military outfits at the confirmation after party or can we come in prison camp pajamas?
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 02:58 PM (+OTLF)
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 02:59 PM (/eBe8)
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Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 03:01 PM (RD7QR)
Remember that goody-two-shoes who ran a naive presidential campaign against the community organizer in chief? Who lives in a world of upstanding, forthright patriots he could have chosen appointments from?
Better not to think about it.
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 03:01 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2013 03:01 PM (R18D0)
Wait. We actually had GDP contraction? Not even the "less than inflation" growth we've been having, but actual contraction?
I may have put getting my family farm working off for too long...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:01 PM (/eBe8)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:01 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 02:58 PM (pzZth)
Unless you're a performer at the world famous "Boys Town Donkey Show."
Then, a sore butt and elsewhere too. Unless that is you have real talent. Ah, Mexico.
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (t06LC)
That's why I come here. The naive optimism.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (/eBe8)
Posted by: yinzer at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (/Mla1)
Still not too late to plant this year.
Soil, seed, some assembly required.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (pzZth)
Don't answer that. I already know the answer.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (UOM48)
I remember when DeeDee Myers said that Clinton..."Had to lie, or else he wouldn't have been elected".
For the Left, the end always justifies the means.
Lying is okay...as long as it is done to further their 'cause'.
Hmm...isn't this just like Taqiiya in Islam?
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (BZMZX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM4
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Ya--I accidentally left that on.
Mental disorders.
Posted by: tasker at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: yinzer at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (/Mla1)
Self hating Jew is almost Cliche' in Washington.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Hillary! what needs a martini at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (C8mVl)
This guy is anti-Israel and his name is Rosenberg?
Hells yeah. Being a self-hating Jew is all the rage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: yinzer at January 31, 2013 03:02 PM (/Mla1)
One of many left-wing Jews who would be happy to see Israel bombed into a smoking crater.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (pzZth)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (BZMZX)
I'm just a bit taken back our guys like Akin are too dumb to figure that out.
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (t06LC)
Wait. We actually had GDP contraction? Not even the "less than inflation" growth we've been having, but actual contraction?
I may have put getting my family farm working off for too long...
Posted by: AllenG
Yeah, but it was unexpected. So, you know... Look at it this way, if you don't expect it, it can't hurt you. Right?
Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2013 03:04 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2013 03:05 PM (qjFNd)
What do we think, that if we had a SecDef we agreed with, he'd somehow overrule the President on the defense budget? On Israel? On Iran?
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:05 PM (B047Q)
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:05 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:05 PM (B047Q)
So...he's lying under oath? just checking.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at January 31, 2013 03:06 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: zsasz at January 31, 2013 03:06 PM (MMC8r)
Mc Cain hates Hagel b/c Hagel fought in Vietnam while all McCain did was crash planes, screw around, bomb civilians, get captured rat out.—
MJ Rosenberg (@MJayRosenberg) January 31, 2013
CLASSY.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)
Wow.
From now on, I'm going to steer clear of both Jews and Jew bashers.
They're playing for keeps.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:06 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:07 PM (Dnbau)
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So...he's lying under oath? just checking.
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Either the Senate or the DOJ would be the ones bringing charges, so I don't think it matters if he purjures himself.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 31, 2013 03:07 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Chuck, my name's Chuck! at January 31, 2013 03:07 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (UOM4
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They had to send asenate page out to buy more K-Y.
Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 03:07 PM (gnJaC)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 03:08 PM (3GuQx)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 31, 2013 03:07 PM (e0xKF)
All of TFG's Nominees for every freekin thing have lied.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:08 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:08 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:05 PM (B047Q)
Don't call me haggle, haggle is what the JOOS do.
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at January 31, 2013 03:08 PM (/Mla1)
They had to send asenate page out to buy more K-Y.
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They knew where to go, as they'd already been picking it up for Menendez.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 31, 2013 03:08 PM (e0xKF)
They had to send asenate page out to buy more K-Y.
Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 03:07 PM (gnJaC)
I thought they carried singles in their pockets.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at January 31, 2013 03:06 PM (1hM1d)
Is there something wrong with that? Yo, Eric. Do you think there is anything wrong about lying under oath? How about you, Hillary? Anyone?
Posted by: Barrakus Obammas I at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Waingro at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (uAytX)
Posted by: wooga, who wants to gay marry Salma Hayek at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (tNWB8)
MJ Rosenberg (@MJayRosenberg) January 31, 2013
Such a sweetheart this Rosenberg is. I bet he must be a laugh-a-minute at parties.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)
MSNBC just covered (softballed) the Menendez thing.
No mention of underage hookers. Trying awfully hard to cast doubt on the emails. Trying to make it all into accepting flights on the private jet and just paying for them now that he's caught.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (3GuQx)
Well to be honest the name 'Rosenberg" is synonymous for "traitor" in many circles
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (/eBe8)
Posted by: 5 yr old Chucky "The Bagel" Hagel at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (EZl54)
Let him nominate one of his own.
Above all, the GOP needs to spit Hagel out like a dirty fishbone, disassociate from him utterly, cast him into outer darkness.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (C8mVl)
Go look at Drudge main page. Looks like the entire US is one big insane asylum. People appear to be losing it everywhere all at once.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 03:03 PM (BZMZX)
They don't hate Christianity for theocratic reasons. They hate it because of its individualistic philosophy and true equality which stands in modern times in blunt contrast to authoritarianism. They loves them some Islam because, well it comes prepackaged for abuse by the privileged class. In the end, they will sacrifice the interests of women, Jews, and Homosexuals to it if it means having their little collectivist dream land.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:10 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2013 03:10 PM (bR2AR)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:10 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 03:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (GFM2b)
If you aint got nothin, you aint got nothin to lose. It will get worse.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:11 PM (l86i3)
21 This guy is anti-Israel and his name is Rosenberg?
Remember Stalin's original "useful idiots"? they were secular Jews. The informed on their more observant brethren, so that the could be removed to the gulags for their crimes against the state.
They always assumed they'd get bumped up in the party's ranks for all that informing. Alas, once they were no longer useful, the idiots were rounded up and sent to the gulags.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at January 31, 2013 03:11 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 03:12 PM (3GuQx)
Posted by: Iranian Mullahs at January 31, 2013 03:12 PM (HPRku)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:12 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (ql98g)
Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 03:11 PM (nqBYe)
No. He hates J-Street with a passion. Another tweet:
Worthless J Street sends out same tweets as AIPAC, all about the joy that Hagel is forced to say he loves Israel. J Street truly sucks.—
MJ Rosenberg (@MJayRosenberg) January 31, 2013
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: JPS
You're right. You are wrong.
Obaka is using Hagel as a bat to beat up the GOP. It political war and if you aren't fighting, you are dying. The Dem's never pull their punches why the fuckity-fuck should we?
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (xz0nG)
If you have the facts, pound the facts.
If you don't have the facts, pound the table.
If you don't have a table, pound some beers.
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Ain't got no table.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (RuUvx)
MWR, #43: That "crash planes" thing seems to be going around today - I've been seeing it in several comments sections. I don't get it.
As for "rat out" - that one's really something. The man broke, at the lowest point of his five years in captivity. There are people who've had easy, protected lives who look down on him for this.
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (B047Q)
love how these guys conveniently flip service in The Most Evil U.S. War Ever (tm) into a benefit when it serves their side.
reporting forrrrr duuuuty!
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:14 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 03:14 PM (3GuQx)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:14 PM (4df7R)
That's because you can imagine what it took to break McCain, and everyone who came back was broken at least once. You think about what they had to do, and you wonder how many milliseconds of captivity Rosenberg would have withstood before being willing to hand over the lives of everyone around her.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (UOM48)
If you have the facts, pound the facts.
If you don't have the facts, pound the table.
If you don't have a table, pound some beers.
_
Ain't got no table.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (RuUvx)
If ya got a table AND beers, pound the waitress.
Don't forget to tip her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (ql98g)
And if you don't have some beers? Pound a couple of underage dominican hookers!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (GFM2b)
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As I've said many times. The dems want chaos. They NEED chaos.
Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (gnJaC)
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (B047Q)
I wonder how long it would take for Rosenberg to break. I suspect less than 48 hours.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:16 PM (4df7R)
If you have the facts, pound the facts.
If you don't have the facts, pound the table.
If you don't have a table, pound some beers.
_
Ain't got no table.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2013 03:13 PM (RuUvx)
If ya got a table AND beers, pound the waitress.
Don't forget to tip her.
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Did someone say "Pound the waitress"?
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd at January 31, 2013 03:16 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:16 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 03:16 PM (3GuQx)
I had to lie about gay marriage, in order to get elected.
Lying has always served me well.
If you ever try to call me out for my lies though...you are a blasphemer of your one true god...Me!
My media disciples willstone you.
Posted by: Barqy Al Taqiiya at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (BZMZX)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (UOM4
I remember when I could bold and italicize pasted text for effect.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (t06LC)
have withstood before being willing to hand over the lives of everyone
around her.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose
How long would it take to act like you're going to cut her Nordstrom credit card in half?
Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Admiral Ackberg at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 03:15 PM (gnJaC)
exactly.
Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: rex the wonder god at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (21TJo)
Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (RFmmX)
He's one of those lefties who is in love with the Poor Victim Palestinians. They all loved the Sandinistas back in the 80s and 90s, and once they blew themselves up they had to find another Third World Victim population to champion. Now it's the Pallies. Bonus points if said Victim Group is being Oppressed by US Policy or a US Ally.
Posted by: rockmom at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:16 PM (4df7R)
If I do it, 48 seconds.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (3GuQx)
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (xBps2)
There were people in France in the 1780's who thought it was a good idea to show off with the ampersands...
They found out the people without ampersands weren't amused.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (ZDsRL)
>>>I wonder how long it would take for Rosenberg to break. I suspect less than 48 hours.
I don't think she'd last 10 minutes of real torture. If we did a pool it would have to include seconds to be accurate enough for multiple participation.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:18 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: ette at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (gnJaC)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (9GaPd)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (VtjlW)
It is a cliché, and it impedes thinking, as clichés do.
The "self-hating Jew" doesn't hate himself. He thinks he's awesome. He hates THE JOOS and it's very important to him that he not be mistaken for them--especially not for the smelly nodding ethnics--lest he attract the support of you low-class Christian crackaz or that crazy black Ben Ammi guy on the corner by Sal's Meats. And he also doesn't want to be mistaken for the guys who work at Sal's Meats. Or for Sal. Because all those people are Losers.
"Self-hating Jews" are Jewish white (in the "Stuff White People Like" sense of "white") supremacists.
Posted by: oblig. at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (cePv8)
what is this ideological point you speak of
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:20 PM (4df7R)
Jim Inhoffejust shreddedHagel.
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 03:20 PM (BZMZX)
I imagine that a offer of cake would be sufficient.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 31, 2013 03:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: oblig. at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (cePv
Makes sense.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:20 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 31, 2013 03:20 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)
How many kids are going to die for your right to fetishize guns? Have fun washing their blood off your hands, fuckfaces.
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (UvHtz)
After the convention voted 3 times against Jews (or God), I doubt this Hagel thing will matter much.
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (UU0OF)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: runninrebel at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (J4gw3)
Little before my time. Why did anyone ever give a flying fuck about the Sandanistas? I heard "End of the Innocence" the other day and I saw where Don Henly was pissed about the Sandanistas. The lefties just looking foran enemy of the US just to show dad howserious they were about politics and stuff?
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (t06LC)
Heh.
I'm sure there's a reason the bar on the bottom of the TV in the lobby says "Chuck Hagel, Former Republican Senator" instead of "Chuck Hagel, Obama nominee" or even "Chuck Hagel, Former Senator", but I can't figure out what it might be.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (81UWZ)
The former Solicitor General for Texas. Son of a Cuban escapee. Current Texas Senator.
Because you're not from Texas?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (/eBe8)
And we should care what he says (tweet or otherwise)... why?
Two words, Ace: Punching. Down.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 03:22 PM (53z96)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2013 03:22 PM (ql98g)
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:22 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: wheatie at January 31, 2013 03:22 PM (BZMZX)
Translated: "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:22 PM (/eBe8)
Meh, he's a scroll-wheel troll anyway. At least he didn't murder his normal number of pixels.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (evdj2)
http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:09 PM (l86i3)
Just to gargle with and to keep their ass-k!ssing lips soft and supple.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (81UWZ)
Was he an AA graduate?
Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (53z96)
*punches it in the face*
Oh. EWW. That was a bad idea. Anyone got some lye I could use to scrub this snot off my hand?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)
Jeebus.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (EDjKF)
Who is this Ted Cruz guy, and why isn't he my Senator?
Wasn't he the nobody that Sarah Palin promoted and raised money for?
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (ZDsRL)
I hate McCain -- he did a tremendous disservice to his country in 2008, and he is self-serving in every respect.
But I am astounded at his bravery while a POW, and am tremendously impressed that he was able to keep his dignity during five years of horrendous treatment.
Anyone who criticizes him for that is an animal and needs his teeth knocked out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (GsoHv)
Isn't this Hagel guy anti- homosexual or did I miss his evolution?
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (Sptt8)
http://www.zillow.com/atlanta-ga/schools/price-middle-school-16685/
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:16 PM (4df7R)
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To be honest, if I were in an enemy prison camp and they started walking toward me with pliers and a skinning knife, I probably wouldn't last very long either.
Posted by: Soona at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (gnJaC)
*Stops fucking gun*
Sorry, what?
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (0q2P7)
Unintelligible keyboard queefing is rex's stock and trade.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 31, 2013 03:17 PM (HDgX3)
Good. Let it be Susan Rice.
Why do you think Obama nominated a Republican?
He wants to claim his policy is "bipartisan."
Let him have a Democrat and own it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (TOk1P)
am I the only one who thinks that, to Democrats, the Congressional Republicans have become the Scoobies.
Without realizing that that makes them the person in the mask who would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those darn kids.
They do this. every. damn. time.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2013 03:25 PM (RuUvx)
The former Solicitor General for Texas. Son of a Cuban escapee. Current Texas Senator.
Because you're not from Texas?
And no. You can't have him. He's ours. Fair & square.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:25 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2013 03:25 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (UvHtz)
The Latin Domino Effect was a worry. The USSR was still a going concern, Cuba still a malignant tumor, and El Salvador was under siege. Mexico was the prize.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (Dnbau)
Yup! There was also a lot of "Its not Cruz' turn" during the election as well. Glad to see Texas get a good 'un.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (kXoT0)
ace.mu.nu with
http://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/mayor.html
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:23 PM (ZDsRL)
Palin was insignificant in his election.
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (m2CN7)
No he should have a 4 yr engineering degree. (Don't know if it's electrical or mechanical though). I'm the one with only a 2yr Vo Tech degree.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (81UWZ)
---
The Know-Nothings return after an absence of roughly 8 score...
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: rockmom at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:25 PM (GFM2b)
I see we're prepping for another fun filled round of Raptor Jousting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (VtjlW)
Like I said on the previous thread- I'm glad to have (so far) been wrong about him. I have to admit being a little dubious: never held any elective office, lawyer, clung a bit tightly to that "my daddy is Cuban" thing.
He seems to be turning out much better than I'd hoped- forget about "feared."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (/eBe8)
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (m2CN7)
Of course she was.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (l86i3)
Oh, btw. I know Gay guys. Some of my best friends are Gay guys. You, troll, are no Gay guy. You're an arrogant, pimple-faced asshat with bedsores from sitting in front of your computer all day bitching about how much the world hates you.
And you're right.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:21 PM (UvHtz)
The irony is overwhelming. What do you think would happen if people took your logic concerning the right to bear arms and murders committed with firearms and applied it to things that are not natural rights? I don't suppose you'd be demanding restrictions on homosexual activity every time a few homosexuals die from AIDS.
Posted by: DKCZ at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (9/bcB)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:24 PM (4df7R)
Return visitor? I don't remember him. He must be one of the many forgettable trolls.
Remember the good old days when they actually wrote in complete sentences and made grammatical sense?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (UvHtz)
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (t06LC)
No blood on my hands. We've said over and over schools should have armed security to protect them. You say no. Because you are the ones who are willing to watch kids die for political gain. Then again killing kids never has been a big deal to your side so what should I expect.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: oblig. at January 31, 2013 03:19 PM (cePv
---------------------------------
Why yes! Just like "self-hating" Catholics.
I know the type very well.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (C8mVl)
RINO!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Rashid Khalidi at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (cv5Iw)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 31, 2013 03:26 PM (81UWZ)
Same here.
We didn't study philosophy, which is why we're uneducated.
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (Qxe/p)
Well, that's totally our fault then. O_O
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (FKQng)
Dems hardest hit. They now don't know where to go dancing.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (UvHtz)
Good luck with that, my kids private school is armed. They'll be dead libtard crazy scattered everywhere.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (l86i3)
Neither do four-year engineering students. Philosophy's for the washouts.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: rockmom at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (aBlZ1)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (l86i3)
Your sacrcasm doesn't make it any less true.
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (m2CN7)
he opposed an ambassador who was on video laughing at the anti-Catholic Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence drag group.
pretty unobjectionable to me knowing the context
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (60GaT)
#148 My brother is in ATL watching the local news. It appears this
"school shooting" was most likely a gang-related attempted murder of a
specific student. The lone victim is alive but hospitalized, and the
perp is under arrest.
I have to problem with gangbangers killing other gangbangers. Happens in this town all the time.
Stupid fuckers can't aim for shit, though. Don't want to be in the area when they start doing their stupid sideways shooting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (EDjKF)
appears this "school shooting" was most likely a gang-related attempted
murder of a specific student. The lone victim is alive but hospitalized,
and the perp is under arrest.
Posted by: rockmom at January 31, 2013 03:27 PM (aBlZ1)
These kinds of shooting have been normal in urban areas for decades. It is just now the media is making a big deal every time someone gets shot within a mile of a "school".
Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2013 03:30 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (UvHtz)
If my kid joins a gang, I'd kinda expect that.
Would you perfer this youth was shanked at school?
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:30 PM (t06LC)
Your sacrcasm doesn't make it any less true.
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (m2CN7)
Of course it doesn't.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:30 PM (l86i3)
"school shooting" was most likely a gang-related attempted murder of a
specific student.
And down the memory hole it goes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2013 03:30 PM (EDjKF)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:30 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Your words are hurtful.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 03:31 PM (VtjlW)
NO KIDS DIED!!!! SO YOU CAN GET LUCKY AND YOUR KIDS WILL DIE DIE SO THIS KID WAS UNLUCKY AND DIDN'T .....
brb
Posted by: Gay INsane Clown Troll at January 31, 2013 03:31 PM (EZl54)
Don't have kids.
Now, GET OFF MY LAWN.
And stay off!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:31 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:32 PM (UvHtz)
I would. Less chance of the shiv hitting a good kid who wants to make something of himself but is trapped in a shitty gang-infested school by the progg-o-crats who run the system.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:32 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:32 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 03:31 PM (VtjlW)
Buckle up. Take it with a grain of sodium chloride.
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 31, 2013 03:33 PM (Qxe/p)
ONLY GUNS KILL KIDS !! IF BLOOD IS ON YOUR HEAD!!
OBAMAPHO!
Posted by: Gay INsane Clown Troll at January 31, 2013 03:33 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Truman North, overstimulated at January 31, 2013 03:33 PM (I2LwF)
Something terrible happens somewhere. Possible reactions include:
[Normal person:] Dear God. I hope no one dies. I hope the wounded recover fully.
[Deranged asshole, rubbing hands with glee:] Aha! This is great! I must immediately get onto a website full of people I hate, and taunt them over this.
How big a loser do you have to be to have that second reaction? To be pleased with yourself, and think you're really standing up for what's right?
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:33 PM (B047Q)
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (60GaT)
Do you usually give her just the tip?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (sbV1u)
Gosh, golly, gee whiz, nuance, next, you will hit us with assuage. What did you get on your SAT Verbals, like 340 or what?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (kXoT0)
Maybe they can just appoint Kerry to this job too. He's had sufficient time to wipe off all the slobber from his last confirmation hearing. All those Senators should have gotten a room or something, the circular love was soooo embarrassing.
Look, if Hagel doesn't get the nod, who will be TFG's next pick? The Mooch? Bill Ayers? This is part and parcel of the total price America gets to pay for the next 4 years of SCoaMT 'leadership'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (Dnbau)
1) Charles Lindbergh, while opposing US intervention and doing that whole Hitler thing, after the war started figured out that by reducing the mix on a P38 you could double the range. This allowed bomber missions to have fighter escort.
2) An engineering degree is a trade school degree. The only real university degree is one in Liberal Arts. Which means nothing other than a real university degree is less useful than an engineering degree
_
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: Gay INsane Clown Troll at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (EZl54)
Your sacrcasm doesn't make it any less true.
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (m2CN7)
Somebody should tell Ted Cruz how insignifcant she was:
"We started out as underdogs in a long, competitive primary. But despite the odds being stacked against us, Governor Palin and SarahPAC showed daring leadership by endorsing my campaign."
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (ZDsRL)
That's because they would look like Skeeter's thugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (GFM2b)
You folks have been eating your own shit for too long.
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:35 PM (UvHtz)
When kids die at school shootings they aren't dying for my cause they are dying for yours. You are the ones that insist they be gathered in one place with no defense and no security. And every time students get killed you use it to forward your pet political agenda. We say protect them. You say we can't. Because hey, if kids stopped dying, your gun banning political agenda would die. So yeah jump up and down with your pretend outrage, while inwardly you are saying "YES!! YES!! YES!! quick to the blogs to stick it to the cons."
Everyone here sees through you.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:35 PM (0q2P7)
What do you want to bet the gun is illegal? Should we make a law against illegal guns? I know, lets make a law agianst shooting kids at school, that will stop it. How about a law against shooting people?
Laws have finite limits on what they can do. Its a reality which you refuse to learn. King Canute knew that and he was a fucking barbarian. Whats you're excuse for ignorance?
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 31, 2013 03:35 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 31, 2013 03:35 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Gay INsane Clown Troll at January 31, 2013 03:36 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: JDP at January 31, 2013 03:36 PM (60GaT)
Damned if we do and damned if we don't. I'm thisclose to giving up and becoming an LIV......
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 31, 2013 03:37 PM (YmPwQ)
Nuance "underage Dominican hooker" & then get back to us.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:37 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 03:37 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 31, 2013 03:33 PM (Qxe/p)
Only if there's limes and Patron to go with it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 31, 2013 03:37 PM (VtjlW)
"...lets make a law agianst shooting kids at school'
Hell, I'd be willing to back a law saying you couldn't shoot kids within 1000 feet of a school.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 31, 2013 03:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Hah! I was a philosophy major.
I am deeply, deeply offended.
Now, do you want fries with that?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (C8mVl)
wake me when Warner is done
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (Dnbau)
No.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (/eBe8)
woulda set a record with a 59 except his putt on 18 went around the rim and out
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (8sCoq)
Projecting your coprophagia fetish onto us is so declasse.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (kXoT0)
176 Maybe you'll all get really lucky and your kids will get shot dead at school. Then you can be proud, knowing they died for the cause.
Posted by: Gay guy at January 31, 2013 03:28 PM (UvHtz)
Yeah, maybe they'll get really really lucky and get AIDS from queering off too. Then you can be proud, knowing they died for perversion.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 31, 2013 03:39 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:38 PM (ZDsRL)
Make drone killings legal..
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 31, 2013 03:39 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: JPS at January 31, 2013 03:33 PM (B047Q)
It's the libtard motto.
""A disaster a day keeps the Constitution away."
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:39 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2013 03:39 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:40 PM (UOM48)
Is that the approved democrat newspeak for those involved in firearms sports? Fetish? So it sounds like some sort of unsavory thing? You guys really do use 1984 as a guide don't you?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 31, 2013 03:40 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 03:40 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2013 03:34 PM (ZDsRL)
Her endorsement was insignificant. Don't know what else to tell you. If she would have endorsed his opponent, it may have been a different outcome. Maybe.
If she had not endorsed either candidate, Cruz would have won by the same margin.
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:40 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: cardinal fang at January 31, 2013 03:41 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:32 PM (UOM4
I think he's been seeing the same taxidermist that held Byrd together for so many years.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 03:41 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 03:41 PM (8sCoq)
Well actually, if you listen to Signorile, it's guys more like...oh...you.
So which is it? You're a drama queen, or not? Because if you're not the victim class that you've been screaming you are for the last 20 years, then we can just ditch that whole gay marriage agenda thingy.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 31, 2013 03:42 PM (sbV1u)
wtf is it with these geriatric fossilized senators and congressthings?
when you hit 65, GTFO
Word.
Posted by: Zomie Strom Thurmond at January 31, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)
So no Nightline special on gun violence tonight.
Posted by: rockmom at January 31, 2013 03:43 PM (aBlZ1)
Never once do you consider that it is the sick, deranged fool BEHIND the gun who is to blame. It's always the gun itself. Just like it's not the villagers' fault that they built their village on the slope of a volcano and got buried when it erupted. No no, it's the fault of the Mighty Volcano God who chose to slay them with his Wicked Lava and Smothering Ash for not being properly devout. Individuals must never be held accountable for their choices. Some third party is always too blame.
Idiot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:43 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 03:40 PM (8sCoq)
Don't be fooled.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 03:44 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 31, 2013 03:44 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 31, 2013 03:43 PM (4df7R)
Your fine prose flew over it's head like a bullit.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 31, 2013 03:44 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2013 03:45 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: polynikes at January 31, 2013 03:45 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:45 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: creeky at January 31, 2013 03:47 PM (hh+cN)
Posted by: creeky at January 31, 2013 03:47 PM (hh+cN)
Perjury? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 31, 2013 03:48 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 03:48 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 03:51 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: thunderb at January 31, 2013 03:55 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 04:03 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Chuck Hagel to Al Jazeera at January 31, 2013 04:09 PM (9eDbm)
We've gon from "How dare you question my patriotism!" to "How dare you accuse me of patriotism!"
As if they'd ever be that NASCAR tacky.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at January 31, 2013 04:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: 80sBaby at January 31, 2013 04:16 PM (YjDyJ)
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