CNN "Clarifies" The Too Ethnic Canning of Soledad O'Brien

CNN is scrambling into damage control mode now.

To clarify, Feder’s issue with “Starting Point” was that the audience was too small and happened to be predominately African American. A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size. Feder in no way meant to imply that the audience was too ethnic.
Hmm, where have I heard that before?

"Just happens to be black"..... Wait, I know!

(Language Warning)

Posted by: JohnE. at 04:26 PM



Comments

1
she was a cornball brother

Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 04:27 PM (9Q7Nu)

2 Too late. Cats out of the bag.

Posted by: Rubber Chicken at January 30, 2013 04:27 PM (JgkPs)

3 Some of my best friends happen to be predominately African American.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:28 PM (8sCoq)

4 Stupid is as stupid does

Posted by: Gale Sayers at January 30, 2013 04:29 PM (e8kgV)

5 CNN's chickens are comin' home to roost.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:29 PM (UOM48)

6 Yes, because trying to seek, say, an ethnically diverse company is righteous.

But trying to seek an ethnically diverse audience in order to grow your share is racist.

Got it.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:29 PM (GGCsk)

7 Now Soledad can go live up to her name.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 30, 2013 04:29 PM (IlZPo)

8 So... CNN is saying that black people don't buy stuff they see on TV?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:29 PM (e0xKF)

9 It wasn't that her audience was black, there were too many of them. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:30 PM (UOM48)

10 Same reason they canceled "Good Times" and "What's Happenin'"

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 30, 2013 04:30 PM (QLJPW)

11 10 Same reason they canceled "Good Times" and "What's Happenin'"

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DY-NO-MITE!

Posted by: Jimmy Walker at January 30, 2013 04:30 PM (e0xKF)

12
Where Da White Women At?

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:30 PM (p/cQy)

13 Wait,Soledad is black??

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2013 04:30 PM (9XBK2)

14 Now they need to grab the bat-shit crazy demo and hire Keef Olberdouche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (UOM48)

15 Too ethnic? No, we meant too sweaty]/i].

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

16 It wasn't that her audience was black, there were too many of them.

Maybe she should have done some shows that weren't about being black.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (ZKzrr)

17 Say George, that kid you shot, did he happen to be predominantly black???

Posted by: NBC at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (TOk1P)

18 Law suits are a comin', they're comin' tonight.

Posted by: Ronster at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (JgkPs)

19 Ethnic or not, I have a garden rake smarter than Soledad.

Spend a few minutes perusing her greatest hits on Youtube. YOu will lose 40 points off your IQ.

I am surprised she lasted this long. The business of TV demands ratings.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:32 PM (GGCsk)

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 30, 2013 04:32 PM (IlZPo)

21 Oh, I thought I had to save the blog by issuing an italics off thingy. Never mind.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 30, 2013 04:32 PM (IlZPo)

22 Friggin' HTML, it's too ethnic.

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:32 PM (RD7QR)

23 Quick, somebody get us some more shovels!!

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:32 PM (TOk1P)

24 This post happens to be raaaacisssssttt!

Posted by: CNN Diversity Department at January 30, 2013 04:33 PM (C/NnJ)

25 Law suits are a comin', they're comin' tonight.
Posted by: Ronster at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (JgkPs)



Oh yes, yes they are. It's going to be fantastic.


brb getting more popcorn

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 30, 2013 04:33 PM (VtjlW)

26 Look at it this way, Soledad is now free to pose naked for Playboy (or Booty Call). So it's liberating in a way...

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:33 PM (GGCsk)

27 So Soledad got fired for having a tiny black audience


got it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:33 PM (8sCoq)

28 What we meant to say is, in terms of ratings, we have to call a spade a ... oh shit...

Posted by: CNN PR Flack at January 30, 2013 04:33 PM (xz0nG)

29 DYNOMITE!

Posted by: J.J. Carney at January 30, 2013 04:33 PM (/ZZCn)

30 Has Obama called Soledad yet?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 04:34 PM (BVkEs)

31 Have they peeled Soledad's earpiece off her yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:34 PM (UOM48)

32 Soledad just had a strong work ethnic.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 30, 2013 04:34 PM (O7Q1u)

33 "the too ethnic canning."

They are the ones that packaged her as Ms. Ethnic.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 04:34 PM (r2PLg)

34 If I had a human, female "wife," she would look like Soledad.

Posted by: Barack O. at January 30, 2013 04:35 PM (TOk1P)

35 30
Has Obama called Soledad yet?


Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 04:34 PM (BVkEs)

No, too tired from bagging his skeet limit.

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2013 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

36 If I had a hot wife, she'd look like Soledad O'Brien.

Posted by: Preezy Skeeter at January 30, 2013 04:35 PM (UOM48)

37 I no longer think CNN is poised to be stupid. They are now over the cliff clutching an umbrella.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 04:35 PM (wYPjI)

38

Soledad, sistah, the Seven of Wands, reversed, has appeared. Are you feeling vulnerable, insecure, tired and giving up, hopeless? Do you have feelings of guilt?


CALL ME NOW

($399 per minute)

Posted by: Miss Cleo consulting her Tarot Power Deck at January 30, 2013 04:35 PM (CP2Yg)

39 CNN pasted Ethnic on her label and her specials then gets mad when too many ethnics buy it.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 04:35 PM (r2PLg)

40 If you're going to watch us, could you please stop being so openly ethnic?

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (0WLla)

41
Yo mind if we dance with yo dates?

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (p/cQy)

42 Wait, so what ethnicity is Soledad? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (t06LC)

43 CNN should open negotiations with the guy who tricks women into posing nude on Skype.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (FcR7P)

44 When you follow "I'm a big fat racist" with "I really meant I'm not *that* much of a racist," explaining is *definitely* losing.

We kind of knew this, but it's nice to have a confession.

Can they be "Racist CNN" henceforth? We should do that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (bxiXv)

45


Isn't it ANTI-racist to say that black members are "too small"?

Posted by: imp at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (UaxA0)

46

If you just feel puffy, there's a pill for that.

CALL ME NOW

($399 per minute)

Posted by: Miss Cleo consulting her Tarot Power Deck at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (CP2Yg)

47 I thought she was Hispanic. Now she's black?

I'm confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:37 PM (UOM48)

48 CNN is saying that black people don't buy stuff they see on TV?

No, they're saying they don't tip well and eat too much fried chicken.

/sarc

I love it when lefty "core values" collide.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:37 PM (PtwCa)

49 The real problem--the demographic was buying CNN's *stuff* but not their advertiser's material.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 04:37 PM (r2PLg)

50 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.







So TV shows don't target specific demographics in order to appeal to their advertisers? That'll be news to the advertisers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2013 04:37 PM (TIIx5)

51 A little salt for that petard?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 04:37 PM (uhftQ)

52 Soledad happened to be a dishonest lackwit drone who repeated anything the monkeys in her ear told her. Oddly, that can impact ratings.

Posted by: Heralder at January 30, 2013 04:38 PM (+xmn4)

53 "Hispanic" is not a race, people.

Posted by: U.S. Census Bureau at January 30, 2013 04:38 PM (TOk1P)

54 Wait, so what ethnicity is Soledad?

Your parents married in 1958 in Washington, D.C. Your father Edward, an
Australian (from Toowoomba, Queensland) of Irish descent, was a
mechanical engineering professor. Your mother, Estella, who is
Afro-Cuban, was a French and English teacher.

You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Lyin's Earpiece at January 30, 2013 04:38 PM (ZKzrr)

55 Who's going to do all CNN's specials about being *insert race* in America?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:38 PM (UOM48)

56 47: She's some combination of every race I believe. Created by a mad scientist at the Center for American Progress to be the perfect liberal specimen.

Posted by: BSR: Live from Falls Church at January 30, 2013 04:39 PM (CBCxo)

57 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 30, 2013 04:39 PM (FcR7P)

58 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.

Drop the Ding-Dongs and give me 20!

Posted by: Mrs SCOAMF at January 30, 2013 04:39 PM (ZKzrr)

59 We should find ways to turn CNN and MSNBC against each other. Perhaps buy buing up attack adds on the counterpart networks? Do these networks have non-aggression pacts for this kind of stuff?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2013 04:39 PM (UypUQ)

60 CNN - "When we said too ethnic what we meant was this fucking fish taco is such a stupid cunt and obama cocksucking hack that even we had to can her because that level of stupidity and willful ignorance of the facts is really more of an MSNBC thing. CNN is a bit more subtle...A Tad Bit."

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:39 PM (+OTLF)

61
I'm gonna guess with this CNN gaff her odds of getting her ass canned is getting slimmer by the second.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (mETGQ)

62 She'll be at MSDNC soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (UOM48)

63 "Hispanic" is not a race, people.
Posted by: U.S. Census Bureau
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It's a marathon?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (uhftQ)

64
Once you go in the red, you never go black.

Posted by: CNN at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (p/cQy)

65 Anyone can self-identify as Hispanic, regardless of their race.

Posted by: U.S. Census Bureau at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (TOk1P)

66
in other words, they had a meeting and someone said something along these lines:

Look at these ratings; Soledad's entire viewership consists of seven black women sitting on their fat asses all day.

Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (9Q7Nu)

67 I'm sure Soledad will land on her hooves.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (BVkEs)

68 So the size of the audience? So that womp-rat from the other day is the targeted audience?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 04:40 PM (wYPjI)

69 Even Barack Obama isn't predominately African American

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (e8kgV)

70 So Soledad got fired for having a tiny black audience


got it


Posted by: Jones in CO

"scuse me while I whips this out...

Posted by: Cleavon Little at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (dLOky)

71 50 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size

Size does matter mien schatze!!.

Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (PtwCa)

72 57 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Then why are half the shows on CNN still around?

I don't think that her show's ratings were that much worse than anyone else's show yet hers is the one which gets axed.

I guess an "affirmative action" solution would be to fire a bunch of their under-performers and replace them with minority-run shows.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (e0xKF)

73 Soledad "O'Brien".She's obviously black Irish.

Posted by: Brent Glines at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (IkHXL)

74 63 -

Probably. It's all Greek to me at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (TOk1P)

75 OT, but which 'ette did this?

http://tinyurl.com/ad9o559

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (zoehZ)

76 61
I'm gonna guess with this CNN gaff her odds of getting her ass canned is getting slimmer by the second.

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But do we still get to cane her ass?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:42 PM (e0xKF)

77 I'm sure being named after a prison helped. A lot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:42 PM (UOM48)

78 Soledad; a side of it goes great with chicken and waffles

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:42 PM (GGCsk)

79 Then why are half the shows on CNN still around?

The royalties on the test pattern are too high.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 04:42 PM (FcR7P)

80 She's gone! Fantastic news to brighten up a crappy day. CNN weekends is only for news and how it affects black people.

Posted by: Stateless Infidels at January 30, 2013 04:42 PM (AC0lD)

81 > the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.


No boom boom soul brother


too beaucoup, too beaucoup

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:43 PM (8sCoq)

82
So CNN hires an ethnic reporter named Soledad.

California has an infamous prison named Soledad.

Ethnics are incarcerated in much larger numbers than whites

Ergo, CNN thinks all ethnics are criminals and should be locked away.

Hey, leftist logical fallacies are fun!



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2013 04:43 PM (TIIx5)

83 But do we still get to cane her ass?

I'd actually pay to do that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:43 PM (PtwCa)

84 Who's going to take her place? She was the best at putting down the opposition and shutting them up.

And I don't say that as a compliment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:43 PM (UOM48)

85 I am sending an E-Mail to Presdent Obama to tell about this......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 04:43 PM (90aTA)

86 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...no, no, not at all. .... I just think that the.. uh.. her appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Ian Faith at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (Xv7f/)

87 She'll be at MSDNC soon.

Bringing the number of non-white employees to three.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (ZKzrr)

88 So Soledad is black, but not openly black?

Posted by: L, elle at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (0PiQ4)

89 John Sununu would fit nicely in that spot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (UOM48)

90 Maybe Soledad can land a job on one of those Russian Striptease newscasts?

I would watch.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (GGCsk)

91 But do we still get to cane her ass?



I'd actually pay to do that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion

And I would pay to watch

Posted by: Bruce at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (dLOky)

92 Now who's going to read the Think Progress talking points and pretend like she isn't?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (1Jaio)

93 Soledad ObamaBlowjob will get a job at the whitehouse...as communications director or something.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:45 PM (+OTLF)

94 Go figure. I thought her key demographic was the Irish serving 5 to life.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 04:45 PM (/ZZCn)

95
A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.

I've been told size doesn't matter. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 30, 2013 04:45 PM (IDSI7)

96 The word is "predominantly." There is no "predominately."

If you predominate, you are predominant. Please work on this.

Posted by: comatus at January 30, 2013 04:45 PM (qaVK+)

97 92
Now who's going to read the Think Progress talking points and pretend like she isn't?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (1Jaio)

I hear the Obama phone lady is looking for work....but i dont know if she can read.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:45 PM (+OTLF)

98 So Soledad is black, but not openly black?

Posted by: L, elle

Whoooopppppeeee says she's not Black Black

Posted by: Bruce at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (dLOky)

99 So we get Soledad and the management fired, perfect.

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (bR2AR)

100 91 But do we still get to cane her ass?



I'd actually pay to do that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion

And I would pay to watch

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Going to be rubbing off tickets in the Masturbation Lottery hoping to hit the multi-million dollar winner?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (e0xKF)

101 89
John Sununu would fit nicely in that spot.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (UOM4

---
Welcome to "Sununu's Sunshine".

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (BVkEs)

102 And I would pay to watch

It would be best as as Marco Rubio fundraiser.

I wonder if we could book Paddles NYC for that. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (PtwCa)

103 >91
But do we still get to cane her ass?



I'd actually pay to do that.



Posted by: Sean Bannion

And I would pay to watch<

I will play the role of the cane.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (GGCsk)

104 >
So Soledad is black, but not openly black?

Posted by: L, elle at January 30, 2013 04:44 PM (0PiQ4)


She's Irish but happens to be black, except when she's Hispanic

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (8sCoq)

105 Maybe she could get a job in coaching.

Posted by: Jimmy the Greek at January 30, 2013 04:46 PM (TOk1P)

106 Wait, so what ethnicity is Soledad? I'm so confused.


At this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 04:47 PM (GFM2b)

107 Soledad "O'Brien".She's obviously black Irish.
Posted by: Brent Glines at January 30, 2013 04:41 PM (IkHXL)

Happens.

Posted by: O'Bama at January 30, 2013 04:47 PM (t06LC)

108
"Hispanic" is not a race, people.
Posted by: U.S. Census Bureau


Hispandering is apparently a religion, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 04:47 PM (52tY5)

109 THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF A HATEFUL REPREHENSIBLE VIDEO THAT NOONE WAS WATCHING....thats right the Soledad OBrian Show.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (+OTLF)

110 Maybe she can change her name to Dadelos and appear on Greek TV?

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (GGCsk)

111 I am just happening to be reaching for my popcorn, which is openly white.

I'll probably add some black pepper and yellow butter for diversity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (ccXZP)

112 Soledad ObamaBlowjob will get a job at the whitehouse...as communications director or something.


Jay Carney hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (GFM2b)

113 Been going through all the Carlin clips. Wish he wasn't dead.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (mGTVS)

114 When it comes to caps.....less is more.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (PtwCa)

115
Can they be "Racist CNN" henceforth? We should do that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 30, 2013 04:36 PM (bxiXv)



This.

Posted by: Truman North, FUPA TROOPA at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (YkKrZ)

116
If someone in New York has an office I can borrow for an afternoon, I'd like to interview Soledad for an anchor position in a new cable news start up we're doing.

And yes, the interview probably will involve her taking it in the ass and swallowing.

And no, I fairly sure the "financing" is going to fall through at the last minute just before we start the network.

Fucking shame.

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (ZDsRL)

117 112
Soledad ObamaBlowjob will get a job at the whitehouse...as communications director or something.





Jay Carney hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (GFM2b)
BJay Carney sucks great dick. Trust me i have a freind who knows. I am pretty sure Soledad is going to be Tim Tebowing the bench on that one.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (+OTLF)

118

i heard somewhere her real name is ruth steinberg.

Posted by: rev dr e buzz at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (5PYEI)

119 I can't stand her chirpy voice. Why do black people like her?

Had a great LOL too at Fox Friends with their effing million!!!

Posted by: PJ at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (ZWaLo)

120 BEER SUMMIT

Posted by: Truman North, FUPA TROOPA at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (YkKrZ)

121 Carlin...awesome.

Soledad must SUE!!!



Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (jvd3N)

122 113 -

By the time he died he was a bitter lefty who hadn't said anything funny in about 5 years. His old clips are better than the live version.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2013 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

123 She's not black, black but her audience is too black, black.

Posted by: CNN Obudsman at January 30, 2013 04:50 PM (wsGWu)

124 114
When it comes to caps.....less is more.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:48 PM (PtwCa)
those arent caps...thats Hillary Speak.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:50 PM (+OTLF)

125 Fuck George Carlin.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2013 04:50 PM (xGlYu)

126
What does this have to do with Maria Molina's luscious melons?

http://tinyurl.com/a2geml8

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 04:50 PM (52tY5)

127 Can they be "Racist CNN" henceforth? We should do that.

CNN is poised to become Racist CNN.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 04:50 PM (GFM2b)

128
The thing that still to this day amazes me is that CNN or others can't see what brought the success of the original fox news. Hint: It wasn't just the short skirts that arrive in the spring.

(yes I know they can't see it, because they can't "see" it.)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 04:51 PM (p/cQy)

129 CNN is poised to become Racist CNN.
Posted by: rickb223
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And David Duke will be saying," This is CNN".

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 04:51 PM (uhftQ)

130 If you can't laugh at George Carlin, there's something wrong with you.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 04:51 PM (52tY5)

131 So, is there a liberal backlash against CNN?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 04:52 PM (BVkEs)

132
"Racism. This is CNN"

Posted by: James Earl Jones at January 30, 2013 04:52 PM (p/cQy)

133 If you can't laugh at George Carlin, there's something wrong with you.
Posted by: garrett
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At the end he really wasn't that funny. Just angry and bitter. Losing your wife can do that to you.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 04:52 PM (uhftQ)

134 I know how CNN can fix this. They can hire Al Sharpton to replace her to show that they aren't racist after all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 04:52 PM (EbE0l)

135 So they're no longer the Communist News Network? Or are they the Racist Communist News Network?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:52 PM (UOM48)

136 George Carlin was a misanthropic sack of shit who wasn't one-eighth as clever as he thought he was.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2013 04:52 PM (xGlYu)

137
I don't see the problem with too many blacks...

Posted by: The NBA at January 30, 2013 04:53 PM (F6KtL)

138 Obama will again be calling for a new Assault Weapons Ban.

Because this firing and gun crimes also have nothing to do with each other.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:53 PM (GGCsk)

139
Maybe if she wear a supper tight short skirt she can do weather reports on a latino station.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 30, 2013 04:53 PM (mETGQ)

140 CNN wasn't saying they had a problem with the racial makeup of her audience, they were merely pointing out that her audience tends to be fast runners and they like to yell out loud at the characters on screen in the movie theater.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, purveyor of corrugated cardboard Mini-Estates at January 30, 2013 04:53 PM (N/cWt)

141 Well, I'd like to give her a good caning.

Posted by: Invictus at January 30, 2013 04:53 PM (OQpzc)

142 You cant be racist if you are democrat.


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:53 PM (+OTLF)

143 NO SOLEDAD, NO PIECE!

Posted by: Al Sharpton, one of the few who've seen her ass at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (BVkEs)

144 CNN will have to hire Ann Curry! for some Asian cred.

Soledad can go to NBC, and pull whatever ethnicity out of her ass the network needs that day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (UOM48)

145 Now, ethnically cleaner!

Posted by: This is CNN at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (P4cxa)

146 Maybe if she wear a supper tight short skirt she can do weather reports on a latino station.

Telemundo!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (GFM2b)

147 maybe if she had done her show topless....with no sound.

we might not be at this unfortunate juncture.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (+OTLF)

148 those arent caps...thats Hillary Speak.

Silly me. I thought it was an incoherrent spittle-flecked rant.

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:55 PM (PtwCa)

149 >Telemundo!!!<

The only network I watch and don't give a shit what they are saying.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:55 PM (GGCsk)

150 Fox should hire Soledad, I like a little chocolate with my vanilla.


Hubba Hubba Zug Zug

Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2013 04:55 PM (jvd3N)

151 144
CNN will have to hire Ann Curry! for some Asian cred.

Soledad can go to NBC, and pull whatever ethnicity out of her ass the network needs that day.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (UOM4
what about Connie CHung? Is she busy?Or they could hire Moochelle...doing a daily hour long show wont take that much time out of her lobster eating schedule...will it?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:55 PM (+OTLF)

152 ‏@instapundit
MENENDEZ UPDATE: Menendez Admits Flying to Dominican Republic on Donor’s Private Plane


The wrist-slapping will commence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2013 04:56 PM (xz0nG)

153 :::136 George Carlin was a misanthropic sack of shit who wasn't one-eighth as clever as he thought he was:::

Thank God. I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, purveyor of corrugated cardboard Mini-Estates at January 30, 2013 04:56 PM (N/cWt)

154 O'Brien states that she does not speak Spanish fluently and that has sometimes resulted in some awkward exchanges with people who assume she does, including former US Vice President Al Gore.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:56 PM (8sCoq)

155 I stand corrected.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:55 PM (PtwCa)
Something you are no doubt more than used to...condescending little twat that you are.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:56 PM (+OTLF)

156 I'd hit it with a ball gag.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 30, 2013 04:56 PM (ay6+/)

157 I want to hear more about ethnic caning and why it happens because of the viewers who do tune in.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 04:57 PM (FcR7P)

158 I laughed when I read that No Soul Nazi Hag O'Brien is getting the Ax.

Long overdue. This dumb Bitch could not get a job anywhere else she is
such a stupid Robot.

"CAN'T FIX STUPID" Eventually they all fail. Air America gone
Current TV sells out to the Ragheads, Rosie O'Donnell booted off TV twice
now, and were it not for Tax $$$ NPR and PBS would have been gone
years ago. NPR PBS need to be defunded and let them collapse like
dominoes. None of them are worth 2 cents.

Good Riddance :-) :-)

Posted by: True Patriot at January 30, 2013 04:57 PM (mm6M4)

159 I like my Soledad with waffles.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 04:57 PM (GGCsk)

160 MENENDEZ UPDATE: Menendez Admits Flying to Dominican Republic on Donor’s Private Plane

The wrist-slapping will commence.

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The wrist in question will belong to an underaged Dominican girl. You can guess the area being slapped.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:57 PM (e0xKF)

161 Maybe if she wear a supper tight short skirt she can do weather reports on a latino station.



Telemundo!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 04:54 PM (GFM2b)


Except if I remember right, Ms. Super Duper Latina. Doesn't speak a word of Spanish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 04:57 PM (1Jaio)

162 154
O'Brien states that she does not speak Spanish fluently and that has
sometimes resulted in some awkward exchanges with people who assume she
does, including former US Vice President Al Gore.




She does, however, speak fluent Jive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 04:57 PM (UOM48)

163
George Carlin was a misanthropic sack of shit who wasn't one-eighth as clever as he thought he was

Yeah. He was a comedian.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 04:58 PM (52tY5)

164 Great. They're digging this hole deeper with ev--



...yes, this is Ace of Spades Headquarters, the Head Ewok's busy at...for whom? May I ask...oh. One moment.



Er, this is awkward. It's CNN. They want to know if they can rent your raptors for the weekend, Empress. Shall I negotiate terms, or simply laugh at them?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 04:58 PM (GBXon)

165 Israel hits "Research Center", Read that as chemical weapons place, near Damascus

Morsi says "only some" Joooos are pigs and monkeys

hillary hopes "Radicals" do not hijack Egypt Government

Well I'll sleep well tonight. How about you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2013 04:58 PM (jE38p)

166 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.

Well, when you start out with a group that only makes up 12% of the total US population......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2013 04:58 PM (ADnWI)

167 >Soledad can go to NBC, and pull whatever ethnicity out of her ass the network needs that day.



She's already done NBC, MSNBC, and now CNN

So it's Al Jizzeera or The Weather Channel next


what would be really subversive is if Fox hired her

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:58 PM (8sCoq)

168 Maybe if she wear a supper tight short skirt she can do weather reports on a latino station.

Wrong look. She's not blonde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 04:59 PM (GBXon)

169 Something you are no doubt more than used to...condescending little twat that you are.

Yes, but I am coherrent and I occasionally post something interesting.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:59 PM (PtwCa)

170 will she be on the air after this announcement still?

does she get to make a farewell appearance?

It might be spontaneous and rantifically interesting to watch.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:59 PM (+OTLF)

171 O'Brien states that she does not speak Spanish fluently and that has
sometimes resulted in some awkward exchanges with people who assume she
does, including former US Vice President Al Gore. Sen. Menendez

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 04:59 PM (FcR7P)

172 Well, when you start out with a group that only makes up 12% of the total US population......

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I guess that means her program's appeal was regionally selective.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:59 PM (e0xKF)

173 If an ethnic is canned, the station must be banned.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (ggRof)

174 "Well, yeah, but at least we got rid of all those damn ni..."

Posted by: Mr. Garrison, Director of CNN Programming at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (LR8/y)

175 If Soledad O'Brien and Rick Sanchezconceive ababy together, will CNN arrange to have it hunted downso it won't have to fire it years later?

Posted by: Stateless Infidels at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (AC0lD)

176 That's...strange. "Predominately" is a word dumb people use when they mean "mostly," so I'll assume that's what it means. Even BET isn't mostly watched by black people--but a morning show on CNN was? What the shit?

And even if her show was in some way targeted at black people (how? all news shows are mostly about calling people racists), how the hell did they find out about it? It's on CNN. Other networks don't advertise other networks' shows. And, like, the bus-stop ads for her show couldn't convey that it's a black-people show, could they? With a CNN logo and her white-ass face?

CRAZY PILLS

Posted by: oblig. at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (cePv8)

177 I don't see why you morons are getting all excited about a wider, older Halle Berry with a terrible hairdo.

Posted by: Truman North, FUPA TROOPA at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (YkKrZ)

178 "In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as The Comedian. You may tell jokes... but you are no Comedian."

Posted by: Katya at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (52tY5)

179 I don't judge an audience by the color of its skin, I judge it by the size of its nostrils.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (MMC8r)

180 Yes, but I am coherrent and I occasionally post something interesting.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 04:59 PM (PtwCa)
Personal self assessment tends to not only be biased but inaccurate.Feel free to cup my balls gently and massage them while you suck on my dick worrying about what i post and how i post it each day.Thanks.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (+OTLF)

181 I thought most every one here was a misanthrope.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (jvd3N)

182 "She's some combination of every race I believe. "

I knew a woman who was some combination of everything. West Indian (black), native American, Scottish, you name it. Plus, she was tall and lean. I mean, you took one look at her and wondered why she didn't become a fashion model. She always made me wonder what it would be like to walk in a room and be the best looking woman there. She was also nice, so you didn't even have the satisfaction of resenting her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (EbE0l)

183 ill she be on the air after this announcement still?

does she get to make a farewell appearance?

It might be spontaneous and rantifically interesting to watch.



Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright

Easily make it an early morning drinking game.....Hi Bob.

Posted by: Bruce at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (dLOky)

184 Thank God. I thought I was the only one.

I liked his "no blue food" bit, but he was not consistently laugh out loud funny. At the end, it was just bile.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (PtwCa)

185 > What does this have to do with Maria Molina's luscious melons?

I'm more of a Kaya Scodelerio guy. Pointy elbows and all.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (ZWvOb)

186 So it's Al Jizzeera or The Weather Channel next



The Weather Channel is owned by NBC, so it looks like it's Al Jazeerah or *cough* Fox *cough*.

As much as I dislike Soledad, she'd be an improvement over that vapid, twerpy twit, Gretchen Carlson. *gag*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (UOM48)

187 No, really, some of my best audiences are black.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (MMC8r)

188 176 That's...strange. "Predominately" is a word dumb people use when they mean "mostly," so I'll assume that's what it means. Even BET isn't mostly watched by black people--but a morning show on CNN was? What the shit?

And even if her show was in some way targeted at black people (how? all news shows are mostly about calling people racists), how the hell did they find out about it? It's on CNN. Other networks don't advertise other networks' shows. And, like, the bus-stop ads for her show couldn't convey that it's a black-people show, could they? With a CNN logo and her white-ass face?

CRAZY PILLS

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How was it ethnically targeted?

It was aired at noon around the country.

Posted by: Negrodomus at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (e0xKF)

189 Her audience is a credit to its race.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:02 PM (MMC8r)

190 >
I thought most every one here was a misanthrope.



Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (jvd3N)


not me-- I'm a rapscallion and a rakehell

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

191 182
"She's some combination of every race I believe. "



I knew a woman who was some combination of everything. West Indian
(black), native American, Scottish, you name it. Plus, she was tall and
lean. I mean, you took one look at her and wondered why she didn't
become a fashion model. She always made me wonder what it would be like
to walk in a room and be the best looking woman there. She was also
nice, so you didn't even have the satisfaction of resenting her.





Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (EbE0l)
But is she 1/32 cherokee?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:02 PM (+OTLF)

192 She was openly stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 30, 2013 05:03 PM (HDgX3)

193 181
I thought most every one here was a misanthrope.



Posted by: dananjcon at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (jvd3N)

True. Now go away.

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2013 05:03 PM (RD7QR)

194 Maybe if she wear a supper tight short skirt she can do weather reports on a latino station. Wrong look. She's not blonde.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces
--------------------------------
Neither are they. The blonde comes out of a bottle.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:03 PM (uhftQ)

195 You'd think that CNN would have kept Soledad so that all the white liberals can feel all good about themselves for being so tolerant and unbigoted and all. Can't put a price on that kind of phoniness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (EbE0l)

196 Just keep that audience away from my sister.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (MMC8r)

197 no Soledad show? there goes the grape soda and watermelon advertisers

Posted by: Julescat at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (wBc01)

198 Neither are they. The blonde comes out of a bottle. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:03 PM (uhftQ)

Like a retarded Genie.

Posted by: Heralder at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (+xmn4)

199 I thought most every one here was a misanthrope.
Posted by: dananjcon
--------------------------
I am NOT a werewolf.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (uhftQ)

200 194 Maybe if she wear a supper tight short skirt she can do weather reports on a latino station. Wrong look. She's not blonde.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces
--------------------------------
Neither are they. The blonde comes out of a bottle.

---

That's why I could never get Grace Kelly to go full-frontal on one of my movies... "Curse Of The Bottle Blonde."

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (e0xKF)

201 A chick named SOLEDAD and O'Brien is black? I always assumed she was Hispanic-Irish.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 30, 2013 05:04 PM (HDgX3)

202 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:00 PM (+OTLF)

Before I switch on Maet's macro so I can just have all your BS automatically blocked, do you ever post anything that really is nothing more than a playground taunt or a stream-of-consciousness insultfest? Because I can get that at dKos or Stormfront.

Especially Stormfront.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:05 PM (PtwCa)

203 Neither are they. The blonde comes out of a bottle.

You sure? You'd be surprised what you get out of the more straight-Iberian stock in those parts...and in any event, I must insist upon proof. The Style Guide covers what is acceptable.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 05:05 PM (GBXon)

204 Neither are they. The blonde comes out of a bottle.

So the drapes don't match the carpet?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 05:06 PM (GFM2b)

205 The problem is that much of Soledad's audience didn't realize it was black until that Feder clown at CNN opened his big yap.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 30, 2013 05:06 PM (QKKT0)

206
We'll hire her.
She'll go right after Al Sharpton.

Posted by: MSNBC we,much at January 30, 2013 05:07 PM (mETGQ)

207 "If you can't laugh at George Carlin, there's something wrong with you. "

Being a lapsed Catholic he did some really hilarious stuff about going to confession in Spanish Harlem where the Spanish speaking priest wasn't too clear on what you were confessing. He also did some great stuff on the old Catholic obsession on impure thoughts, impureness, impurity, and on and on.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:07 PM (EbE0l)

208 204 Neither are they. The blonde comes out of a bottle.

So the drapes don't match the carpet?

---

I'm guessing it is drapes and hardwood floors.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 05:07 PM (e0xKF)

209 What is this, an audience, or an oil painting on black velvet?

--rimshot--

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:08 PM (MMC8r)

210 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at January 30, 2013 05:08 PM (RFeQD)

211 If Colon Powell saw that Carlin bit, why I would say Colon would go out of his way to prove he happens to be black.

Posted by: The clean, articulate dialect that wants to suck your dick. at January 30, 2013 05:08 PM (qxcKC)

212 Tikkum, the skirts are that tight?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 05:08 PM (bR2AR)

213 If you can't laugh at George Carlin, there's something wrong with you.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 04:51 PM (52tY5)




And by wrong you mean have a sense of humor which is more than that overrated no talent assclown had. Or do you laugh AT him as in ridicule and mock. That I can do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 05:09 PM (1Jaio)

214 I'm guessing it is drapes and hardwood floors.

Even better

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:09 PM (PtwCa)

215 You'd think that CNN would have kept Soledad so that all the white liberals can feel all good about themselves for being so tolerant and unbigoted and all.

Good Heavens - surely they didn't actually think that all of those tolerant, unbigoted white liberals were going to watch a show with an "ethnic" person anchoring it, did they?

Darling, they only have to SAY the right things......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2013 05:10 PM (ADnWI)

216
Hardest hit.

Posted by: Skittles at January 30, 2013 05:10 PM (p/cQy)

217 She's some combination of every race I believe. Created by a mad
scientist at the Center for American Progress to be the perfect liberal
specimen.


They got the intelligence part down stone-cold.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 30, 2013 05:10 PM (kqqGm)

218 Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (EbE0l)


Lucy, you got some splainin' to do 'bout that one drop theory!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (Cnqmv)

219 Tikkum, the skirts are that tight?
Posted by: Jean
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And then some. If it allows blood circulation, it is replaced with one that doesn't.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (uhftQ)

220 OT: Only $1500 and my car is all fixed. Yay....Happy birthday to me. Thank you sooo much Nissan.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (X6akg)

221 I just happen to be a mulatto.

Posted by: Barry at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (83G/4)

222
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:07 PM (EbE0l)

George had a lot of good material. Jesus, he worked for 30+ years.
Unfortunately, some people prefer their comedy with puppets.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (52tY5)

223 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:05 PM (PtwCa)

are you always this obsessed over someone else on the internet? You should seek help for that. Its not healthy to worry this much about people you don't know nor will ever meet.

I suspect its because you are a closeted homosexual introvert and possibly a pedophile...but that's just a wild guess. Or it could just be that your damaged from your mama dropping you on your head a few times too many and have developed obsessive compulsive disorders that require you to be a miserable cunt worrying about others and trying to get them to be like you.

CAPS LOCK!!!!

Hopefully you use whatever it is you mentioned so you don't have to pester me anymore. But NO PEEKING!

Christ, so many losers on the internet worried about other people. Its a message board. You don't like it move on to the next message. Highly unlikely that on the internet anyone gives a shit what you think. Just sayin...now live long and prosper...if that's even possible for someone as obsessive as you.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (+OTLF)

224 Unfortunately, some people prefer their comedy with puppets.

---

It WAS amazing to see Cheech stick his arm completely up Tommy Chong's ass...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 05:12 PM (e0xKF)

225 Good Heavens - surely they didn't actually think that all of those tolerant, unbigoted white liberals were going to watch a show with an "ethnic" person anchoring it, did they?

I'm shocked, shocked that white proggs don't spend their Saturday nights watching "Black in America", "More Black in America", "Still Black in America", "Black in America--But Now Our President Is Black", etc.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 05:12 PM (ZKzrr)

226 To be clear: we are firing Soledad because she has a bony ass and doesn't go down on me.

We will be keeping Piers. You do the math.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at January 30, 2013 05:12 PM (SzAZ7)

227
It WAS amazing to see Cheech stick his arm completely up Tommy Chong's ass...

He ate my stash!

Posted by: Cheech Marin at January 30, 2013 05:13 PM (52tY5)

228
That means more color folk for my audiance.
An net increase in my liberal street cred.

Posted by: Piles Morgan, pink face pommie bastard at large at January 30, 2013 05:13 PM (mETGQ)

229
Norah Odonnell, Contessa Brewer and Soledad O'Brien walk into a bar....

and the bartender says, "hey why the long faces?"


(rim shot)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 30, 2013 05:14 PM (p/cQy)

230 George had a lot of good material. Jesus, he worked for 30+ years.
Unfortunately, some people prefer their comedy with puppets.



What's so UNFORTUNATE about that?





Asshole.

Posted by: Lambchop at January 30, 2013 05:14 PM (QKKT0)

231 It WAS amazing to see Cheech stick his arm completely up Tommy Chong's ass...

He ate my stash!

---

... We're smoking dog shit?

Wonder what Great Dane is like.

Posted by: Pedro De Pacas at January 30, 2013 05:14 PM (e0xKF)

232 I'd actually pay to do that.


You cruel bastards.
Here Soledad, let me rub some lotion on that for you.
No I can't use two hands.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2013 05:14 PM (tAie3)

233 The firing was my fault. I should have been handicapped too.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (AC0lD)

234 To clarify, Feder’s issue with “Starting Point” was that the audience was too small and happened to be predominately African American. A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size. Feder in no way meant to imply that the audience was too ethnic.


--LULZ, those racists just keep on digging and digging. . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (jVAw4)

235 @kenvogel

Obama campaign bragged that it used FEC data to find donors to pay off Hillary's debt. Uh, that's illegal
via @ByronTau


And no one cares...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (xz0nG)

236 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:11 PM (+OTLF)

Quod erat demonstrandum

Douchebag cloaking device...ON

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (PtwCa)

237 Unfortunately, some people prefer their comedy with puppets.

The little box with the curtains is cute, but please put your penis away.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 05:16 PM (ZKzrr)

238 Douchebag cloaking device...ON

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (PtwCa)
Wow it works...you vanished!Thats awesome Tech!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:16 PM (+OTLF)

239 What? CNN is going to hire on MERIT!!!????

How.

How.

Conservative.

When the bottom line is affected, suddenly the facts of life become apparent and inevitable.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 30, 2013 05:16 PM (3E2th)

240 Hate ATandT wireless. I hate not having ampersands.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 05:16 PM (+8acg)

241 The firing was my fault. I should have been handicapped too.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (AC0lD)




What do think that brain of yours is?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 05:16 PM (1Jaio)

242 I'm shocked, shocked that white proggs don't spend their Saturday nights watching "Black in America", "More Black in America", "Still Black in America", "Black in America--But Now Our President Is Black", etc.

....and the entire Roots miniseries

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:17 PM (PtwCa)

243 Could I be next?

Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at January 30, 2013 05:17 PM (jVAw4)

244 In way of apology, CNN will seek to reach a more diverse audience appeal by airing a new roundtable talk news show, hosted by the Wayans Brothers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 05:17 PM (SY2Kh)

245 I hate not having ampersands.

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Me too. They could never get the clones of him quite right.

Posted by: Yorick Brown at January 30, 2013 05:17 PM (e0xKF)

246 235 @kenvogel

Obama campaign bragged that it used FEC data to find donors to pay off Hillary's debt. Uh, that's illegal
via @ByronTau

And no one cares...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2013 05:15 PM (xz0nG)


What fucking difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 30, 2013 05:18 PM (jVAw4)

247 OT: Only $1500 and my car is all fixed. Yay....Happy birthday to me. Thank you sooo much Nissan.
Posted by: Tami
-------------------------
2007 Maxima?
2003 Acura tranny kaboom. $3500. Happy Birthday to you indeed.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:18 PM (uhftQ)

248
They fucked me.

Posted by: Solenoid O'Brien's Squeakhole at January 30, 2013 05:19 PM (ndqJC)

249 If it weren't for open borders, you all would be out of jobs as well.

Posted by: Jordumbass at January 30, 2013 05:19 PM (jVAw4)

250 She is a member of the National Association of Black Journalists, which named her the Journalist of the Year 2010, and the National Association of Hispanic Journalists.




Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

251 How can they tell by just a voice answering the phone?

Who da'? instead of just Hello?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 05:20 PM (PH+2B)

252 "now, and were it not for Tax $$$ NPR and PBS would have been gone
years ago."

They could survive somehow, with their non-political, entertainment content. I avoid PBS because they piss me off with their sanctimonious liberalism, but they have a solid fan base for shows like "Downton Abbey" and their children's programing. And a lot of this stuff could get sponsorship to financially support it without the need to use taxpayer dollars.

An NPR station in our area has the BEST oldies programming I've ever heard. They have songs that no other oldies stations carry. Someone connected with it has an unbelievable music collection.But I avoid them because they make me mad. If they operated without the liberal bias and the gubmint subsidies I would financially support them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:20 PM (EbE0l)

253 If it weren't for open borders, you all would be out of jobs as well.

Has he been around at all today? Or did Soros' check bounce?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:20 PM (PtwCa)

254 Anyone interested in the new Blackberry 10? I'm surprised they're introducing it in the UK a week before anywhere else, including Canada. In any case, if I get one it will be the one with the physical keyboard they're rolling out later.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:20 PM (jVAw4)

255 I hear dog whistles! Next thing you know CNN is going to talk about Chicago and shit...then nobody will doubt.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 30, 2013 05:21 PM (epFwI)

256 Less than 300,000 viewers?(Listens to tree falling in the forest.) Wait. What?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 30, 2013 05:21 PM (EGPJQ)

257 254 Anyone interested in the new Blackberry 10? I'm surprised they're introducing it in the UK a week before anywhere else, including Canada. In any case, if I get one it will be the one with the physical keyboard they're rolling out later.

---

Just be sure to tell us how good of a RIMjob they did.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (e0xKF)

258 If only she had announced she was a lesbian, they wouldnt have been able to fire her.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (+OTLF)

259 She was the opposite of a white hispanic?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (uhftQ)

260 >Anyone interested in the new Blackberry 10?



I'm waiting for the Multiracialberry

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (8sCoq)

261 Whatever happened to Rick "Dirty" Sanchez?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (UOM48)

262 2007 Maxima?

2003 Acura tranny kaboom. $3500. Happy Birthday to you indeed.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:18 PM (uhftQ)


Yikes! Ok, you win.


2005 Murano.....and thank you!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (X6akg)

263
ill she be on the air after this announcement still?

does she get to make a farewell appearance?

It might be spontaneous and rantifically interesting to watch.







Pretty sure it will. She's a self-important grievance-mongering scrunt.

In the last few months that Bill Hemmer was at CNN, he was paired up with SO'B on the morning show, and he once called her "Solie" on-air as a term of endearment. She gritted her teeth, and smiled like a crocodile as she said "Solie.......I like that!" Thing is, she was PISSED, and obviously so.

Hemmer NEVER called her Solie on-air again, so you can imagine what happened after they signed off that day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (TIIx5)

264 O'Brien a light-skinned African American with no Negro dialect, unless she wanted to have one.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:23 PM (QupBk)

265
These are dangerous times we live in.

Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband.

http://tinyurl.com/ad9o559

Posted by: Low Info Voter at January 30, 2013 05:23 PM (mETGQ)

266 Yikes! Ok, you win. 2005 Murano.....and thank you!
Posted by: Tami
-----------------
Not competeing. Just understanding your pain.
Avoid the Maximas from 2007. Something about catastrophic tranny failure and 4 wheel lockup when it happens.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (uhftQ)

267 Happy birfday, Tami. Remember how my husband promised me a new car? He's a bastard.

My POS is due another trip to the shop soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (UOM48)

268 264 O'Brien a light-skinned African American with no Negro dialect, unless she wanted to have one.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:23 PM (QupBk)


She was clean and articulate too.

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (jVAw4)

269 Whatever happened to Rick "Dirty" Sanchez?

He is a football announcer for Florida International University.

How the mighty have fallen.....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (PtwCa)

270 Anyone interested in the new Blackberry 10?

Yes

Posted by: Absolutely Nobody at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (SY2Kh)

271
CNN should hire me, I'll shake the fuckin place up.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (p/cQy)

272 It WAS amazing to see Cheech stick his arm completely up Tommy Chong's ass...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 05:12 PM (e0xKF)

That explains why Tommy announced he has prostate cancer late last year.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (BuSM8)

273 So am I to believe her audience is made up of early risers or late nighters?

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (x+7qA)

274 270 Whatever happened to Rick "Dirty" Sanchez?

He is a football announcer for Florida International University.

How the mighty have fallen.....

---

Wake me up when a Miami Hurricanes player beats the shit out of him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (e0xKF)

275 I agree, its not the ethnic makeup of the broadcaster that determines its ratings. Its the political affiliation. If Soledad leaned right, her ratings would have quadrupled. Liberals have the attention span of a knat and the curiosity of a rock.

If I had to produce a liberal show, it would last for exactly 15 minutes or the time it took to distributethe bumpersticker headline refrains for the day. It would be the number one rated show in its slot.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 05:25 PM (m2CN7)

276 268
Happy birfday, Tami. Remember how my husband promised me a new car? He's a bastard.

My POS is due another trip to the shop soon.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (UOM4


On no! Want I should send some relatives to have a 'talk' with him?

And thank you too!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2013 05:25 PM (X6akg)

277 270
Whatever happened to Rick "Dirty" Sanchez?



He is a football announcer for Florida International University.



How the mighty have fallen.....




Really?? Didn't he run over and kill someone in FL?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:25 PM (UOM48)

278 265 GOP is RIP,

Yeah...those are YOUR people to beat around at will....

how easily you fuckheads can go back to your party's ROOTS.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 05:26 PM (LRFds)

279 That explains why Tommy announced he has prostate cancer late last year.

Cheech's wristwatch had a radium dial.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:26 PM (MMC8r)

280 Tami, I'll let you know...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:26 PM (UOM48)

281 261Whatever happened to Rick "Dirty" Sanchez?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (UOM4I'm guessing he's in an alcoholic tailspin somewhere. But whenever I'm channel flipping and see that Brooke chick, I find myself missing the journalistic cohones of Rick Sanchez.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 30, 2013 05:26 PM (AC0lD)

282 Conservatives acting concern about a bigoted statements from CNN is just laughable.

No, we're actually laughing at the sanctimony. Which you would understand if you did not have ADD coupled to a reading comprehension problem.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:26 PM (PtwCa)

283 Do I count?

Posted by: Octoroon at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (ygAxO)

284 Anyone interested in the new Blackberry 10?

Only the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (EGPJQ)

285 He is a football announcer for Florida International University.


Didn't they just get busted for taking HS football recruits to strip clubs?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (ZKzrr)

286
Hemmer NEVER called her Solie on-air again, so you can imagine what happened after they signed off that day.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (TIIx5)
Bet hemmer never got a hummer
But Yeah she definitely seems like a grievance waiting to explode.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (+OTLF)

287 When the bottom line is affected, suddenly the facts of life become apparent and inevitable.

Kinda like being hanged. It focuses the mind.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (kqqGm)

288 Why yes, I do know what critical ratings theory is..it's the .. the intersection of...uh.. unemployment and uh.. my ass.

Posted by: The clean, articulate dialect that tells you everything will be o.k. at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (qxcKC)

289 Strange world we live in now a days: Israel bombs Damascus and nobody in Washington or the MSM cares

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (jE38p)

290 Watching that just saddens me as to what Carlin became before he died. He was damn AWESOME in his prime.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 30, 2013 05:28 PM (xmcEQ)

291 Really?? Didn't he run over and kill someone in FL?

Yeah. A DUI in 1990. Guy was paralyzed, died 5 years later in a nursing home.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:29 PM (PtwCa)

292 I thought most every one here was a misanthrope.

I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 30, 2013 05:29 PM (+z4pE)

293 Happy birfday, Tami. Remember how my husband promised me a new car? He's a bastard. My POS is due another trip to the shop soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------------
That sucks. Hope you get a car soon.
I gave my G/F my uber reliable Toyota Avalon 4 weeks before my new to meAcura tranny went kaboom. Should have bought a Toyota.
I must have run over a pack of nuns in another life.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 05:29 PM (uhftQ)

294 261 Whatever happened to Rick "Dirty" Sanchez?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:22 PM (UOM4

--Someone above (or maybe in the earlier thread) said he now works for Fox, and they did not seem like they were kidding.

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at January 30, 2013 05:29 PM (jVAw4)

295 Damn these socks!

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:29 PM (jVAw4)

296 Russia scraps anti-crime deal with the US
Published: 01.31.13, 00:16 / Israel News



Russia pulled out of an anti-crime accord with the United States on Wednesday in a move the US called "self-defeating," the latest sign of rising tensions between Moscow and Washington.

Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev signed an order to scrap the 10-year-old agreement "because it was no longer relevant," his office said. (AP)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2013 05:30 PM (jE38p)

297 " A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue,"

If 'ethnicity' was never and issue, why was it mentioned at all?

Posted by: blindside at January 30, 2013 05:30 PM (x7g7t)

298 265 Conservatives acting concern about a bigoted statements from CNN is just laughable.

Posted by: GOP is RIP at January 30, 2013 05:23 PM (pAfpG)

--No, you're the fucking joke, shitbird.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:30 PM (jVAw4)

299 18
Law suits are a comin', they're comin' tonight.

Posted by: Ronster at January 30, 2013 04:31 PM (JgkPs)

Gotta ask. Was this a reference to shrimp boats? One of my favorites as a wee sprig.

Posted by: pep at January 30, 2013 05:30 PM (6TB1Z)

300 In way of apology, CNN will seek to reach a more
diverse audience appeal by airing a new roundtable talk news show,
hosted by the Wayans Brothers.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 05:17 PM (SY2Kh)








I heard that CNN didn't go with a normal square or rectangular desk because they thought the black guests would just hang out on the corners.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2013 05:31 PM (TIIx5)

301 292
Really?? Didn't he run over and kill someone in FL?



Yeah. A DUI in 1990. Guy was paralyzed, died 5 years later in a nursing home.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:29 PM (PtwCa



*words I never dreamed I'd say* In all fairness to Rick, Wiki says the guy he hit was drunk, jumped out of a car, and ran in front of Sanchez' Volvo. Sanchez wasn't charged with anything. *and that's the last time I'll ever defend his Joooo-hatin' ass*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:31 PM (UOM48)

302 278 Jane D'oh,

now now Jane....like Columbia SC's Mayor he just drove (allegedly)drunk into a pedestrian through no fault of his own speeding the victim's demise....

the guy died 5 years later at the age of 36.

Dirty Sanchez then got his inner Morsi on and called Jon Stewart and the heads of the networks "oppressed minorities"

Being a libtard means never having to say lo siento

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

303 Ricardo León "Rick" Sánchez de Reinaldo (born July 3, 195, known professionally as Rick Sanchez, is a Cuban-American journalist, radio host, and author. He is currently a FOX News contributor, a columnist for FOX News Latino,[1] a correspondent for Spanish language network Mundo Fox, and an afternoon radio host on WIOD 610 AM in South Florida.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

304 >>>Posted by: GOP is RIP at January 30, 2013 05:23 PM (pAfpG)

Oh wook the widdle fuzzy wuzzy twoll won and still can't get on with its life.

I hate for us really ALL you have? It must be. I am so glad my life is not as destitute of meaning as yours is.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 30, 2013 05:31 PM (0q2P7)

305 Conservatives acting concern about a bigoted statements from CNN is just laughable.

Robert Byrd not available for comment.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:32 PM (MMC8r)

306 Anyone interested in the new Blackberry 10?

Yes

Posted by: Absolutely Nobody at January 30, 2013 05:24 PM (SY2Kh)


Hey, what about me?

Posted by: Windows 8 Mobile at January 30, 2013 05:32 PM (QKKT0)

307 words I never dreamed I'd say* In all fairness to Rick, Wiki says the guy he hit was drunk, jumped out of a car, and ran in front of Sanchez' Volvo.

Hmmmm. Just looked at wiki. I must have had that backwards.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 30, 2013 05:32 PM (PtwCa)

308 286 He is a football announcer for Florida International University.


Didn't they just get busted for taking HS football recruits to strip clubs?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 05:27 PM (ZKzrr)

--No, that was "The U."

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:33 PM (jVAw4)

309
Dumb effers at CNN don't know an opportunity when it walks up and kicks them in the ass.

Given her demographics, convert her show into "Soul Food Cooking with Soledad O'Brien". Viewership bonanza, I'm telling you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 05:33 PM (Jcd0S)

310 If CNN fired their entire news staff, and went to a Home Shopping Channel format, their ratings would improve.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 30, 2013 05:33 PM (wYVte)

311 Conservatives acting concern about a bigoted statements from CNN is just laughable.



Posted by: GOP is RIP at January 30, 2013 05:23 PM (pAfpG)



From now on, your Delta Tau name is.... Flounder.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (8sCoq)

312 I thought most every one here was a misanthrope.

Ugly bags of mostly water!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (ZKzrr)

313 8 So... CNN is saying that black people don't buy stuff they see on TV?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 04:29 PM (e0xKF)

They people at CNN don't actually know any real black people, just what they've seen on Youtube with the Obamaphone.

Posted by: blindside at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (x7g7t)

314 no boom boom Soledad

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (8sCoq)

315 Soledad happens to be a not very good sammich maker. Also: bitches about sleeping on the wet spot. Rachel is superior in both respects. Also, she likes to be spanked.

Posted by: Ezra DeKlined at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (yn6XZ)

316 CNN hires a somewhat black anchor babe who just happens to have a black audience.
And now it's el busto? One would think that it just adds to the airport demographic.
Unintended consequences can be somewhat dangerous if you don't keep them pointed downrange.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (aZ6ew)

317 Given her demographics, convert her show into "Soul Food Cooking with Soledad O'Brien". Viewership bonanza, I'm telling you!



She could team up with Sandra Lee. *my head would explode from the awful awesomeness*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (UOM48)

318 "what i did was stupid...but SO WHAT?! i'm famous for that, ill be on ellen, ill get verified, i'm getting money to show up at some parties!!"

That's her tweet in response to people being repulsed.

Wow.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (qV8Rx)

319 304 Ricardo León "Rick" Sánchez de Reinaldo (born July 3, 195, known professionally as Rick Sanchez, is a Cuban-American journalist, radio host, and author. He is currently a FOX News contributor, a columnist for FOX News Latino,[1] a correspondent for Spanish language network Mundo Fox, and an afternoon radio host on WIOD 610 AM in South Florida.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

--Are you subbing for O'Brien's earpiece while they find a new anchor?

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:35 PM (jVAw4)

320 wth, how did i get in this thread

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at January 30, 2013 05:35 PM (qV8Rx)

321 Ugly bags of mostly water!

In fairness, I'm half gin.

Posted by: Bart Feder at January 30, 2013 05:35 PM (QupBk)

322 Given her demographics

That demographic could just be "people who forgot to turn the TV off".

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 05:36 PM (FcR7P)

323 I guess that's why her show was brought to you by Kools and Colt 45 Malt Liquor.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:36 PM (MMC8r)

324 322 Given her demographics

That demographic could just be "people who forgot to turn the TV off".

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 05:36 PM (FcR7P)

--Or stuck in the airport while their flight is delayed.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:37 PM (jVAw4)

325 GOP is RIP: Conservatives acting concern about a bigoted statements from CNN is just laughable.

Exactly why can't Democrats control their bigoty?

They elect klansmen to office and pretend it didn't happen, and when two blacks run for the House as Republicans they spend enormous sums of money to replace them with white libtards.

Democrats are the reason there are no blacks in the Houes of Representatives this term.





Posted by: Kristophr at January 30, 2013 05:38 PM (wYVte)

326 Ricardo León "Rick" Sánchez de Reinaldo



Forget CNN. This fucker needs to be a 3rd World dictator with a name like that.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 30, 2013 05:38 PM (HDgX3)

327 "Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:01 PM (EbE0l)
But is she 1/32 cherokee?
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright "

Well, she had the great cheekbones, minus Lieawatha's round face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 05:38 PM (EbE0l)

328 GOP is RIP is that Hector guy who remarked during the election that a bunch of poor white trailer trash had turned to the Dark Arts of Marxism i believe

or maybe not. sounds similar though.

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:39 PM (60GaT)

329 Democrats love black people....

...in their place.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:39 PM (MMC8r)

330 Ricardo León "Rick" Sánchez de Reinaldo

At night, he's 'Zorro.'





To his houseboy.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:40 PM (MMC8r)

331 325

Democrats had a Dixiecrat wing once, yes. too much is made of this though. Nancy Pelosi and George Wallace do not come from the same ideological school of thought

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:40 PM (60GaT)

332 Speaking of Ted Turner (which we weren't), his son Teddy is a conservative running for Congress out of SC:

http://tinyurl.com/apsokww

Smart guy, teaches economics, Citadel grad...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:41 PM (UOM48)

333 I guess that's why her show was brought to you by Kools and Colt 45 Malt Liquor.
Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:36 PM (MMC8r)

Salems and Skittles.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 30, 2013 05:41 PM (3E2th)

334 JDP: "... Democrats had a Dixiecrat wing once, yes. too much is made of this though. ..."

Apparently it is still in charge. Why are they preventing blacks from running for House seats?

Posted by: Kristophr at January 30, 2013 05:42 PM (wYVte)

335 i mean complaining about Byrd is like complaining that Republicans (not talking Trent Lott here) said nice things about Elder Statesman Strom Thurmond late career.

you can but i don't see the point.

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:42 PM (60GaT)

336 >Nancy Pelosi and George Wallace do not come from the same ideological school of thought


Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:40 PM (60GaT)

How many black neighbors do you think Nancy Pelosi has

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

337 cuz they want to elect the most liberal members possible, being that they're the left-wing party?

i dunno who specifically you're referring to so i dunno if you're talking about Democratic primaries or white Democrats defeating black Republicans

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:43 PM (60GaT)

338 Maybe "too ethnic" really means "slavishly ideological."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 30, 2013 05:43 PM (kqGWM)

339 How many black neighbors do you think Nancy Pelosi has.

*****

From a good source. Not even any on the household staff.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 30, 2013 05:44 PM (+I8Mq)

340 ok Hector.

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:45 PM (60GaT)

341 Ricardo León "Rick" Sánchez de Reinaldo


Forget CNN. This fucker needs to be a 3rd World dictator with a name like that.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 30, 2013 05:38 PM (HDgX3)


And lead an army of 5,000+ that only takes 13 days to defeat a rag tag bunch of rebels holed up in a religious compound and numbering around 200.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2013 05:45 PM (BAS5M)

342 damn that was fast

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 05:45 PM (60GaT)

343 Goodbye and good riddance to Rykers McCarthy.

Dang that felt good. Let's try another:

Scram, Jackson O'Leary.

And another:

Beat it, Joliet McStirStick.

Wooooo hooo.

As someone else asked previously- dja suppose she did that goofy braindead head tilt when she got the news she was shitcanned?

Further, dja suppose they told her she was riffed via her magical mystical earpiece, only to watch her mindlessly say it out loud? Dang, that woulda been classic.

Jeez I hated that dense pile of stoopit.

Next up, the doughy mincing purse lipped eavesdropper what hides behind what he thinks is a posh Britnoid accent.


Posted by: Chariots of Toast at January 30, 2013 05:46 PM (3m+gl)

344 332 Speaking of Ted Turner (which we weren't), his son Teddy is a conservative running for Congress out of SC:

http://tinyurl.com/apsokww

Smart guy, teaches economics, Citadel grad...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 05:41 PM (UOM4

--I'll be damned. I wonder if Ted and Juan Williams commiserate a lot.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 30, 2013 05:47 PM (jVAw4)

345 But was the audience... "uppity"?

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 05:50 PM (R18D0)

346 Because my schadenboner is uppity!!!

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 05:51 PM (R18D0)

347 In other news, Rachel Maddow's audience 'too butch.'

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 05:53 PM (MMC8r)

348 50 A source close to the show insists that the ethnicity of the audience was never the issue, it was the size.

Well, you know what they say about black men...

Posted by: Lilly Von Shtupp at January 30, 2013 06:06 PM (aH+zP)

349 The left is so giddy over the Oauguration, and so sure they can cram their progressivism down the throats of the bitter clingers, that they are no longer hiding what they think. Every now and then it bites them in the ass. They are nothing if not predictable, overreach every time.

Posted by: Mayday at January 30, 2013 06:10 PM (F3s39)

350 So CNN engages in ethnic cleansing? Call the ICC!

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 30, 2013 06:11 PM (k4bdL)

351 Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev signed an order to
scrap the 10-year-old agreement "because it was no longer relevant," his
office said. (AP)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2013 05:30 PM (jE38p)


It is soooo much better when you're more flexible, Vladimir!

Posted by: Barky Ochooma I at January 30, 2013 06:16 PM (Cnqmv)

352 Melissa Harris Perry, now there is a BG who works the hate....

Posted by: Clemenza at January 30, 2013 06:30 PM (x59Gv)

353 Those Acura trannies were recalled due to a valve that was too small to allow the fluid to properly lube first and second gears. Honda made good on them. Google around

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 30, 2013 07:36 PM (AVfT8)

354 So Soladad is black, Hispanic, possibly Native American, Indian I mean, like Lizzie, so many boxes to check so little

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 30, 2013 08:01 PM (x+7qA)

355 Well Soledad had two points I sorta liked--you leg and ass men wouldn't understand--it's a tit lover thing.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 31, 2013 12:38 AM (oe1aw)

356 Test test test

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2013 08:15 AM (GsoHv)

357 She happened to be a dunce, but I thought that was a requirement at CNN.

Posted by: burt at January 31, 2013 12:29 PM (8kEad)






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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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