Soledad O'Brien Just Heard Over Her Earpiece that Wikipedia Defines "Termination" as "a cessation, a stoppage; with respect to employment, a firing"

There is a mystery here:

How the hell did Soledad O'Brien manage to alienate millions and millions of people who never even heard of her?

Also, puffy face.

CNN Fired Her For Being "Too Ethnic?" Or rather, her audience.

Many staffers were stunned when [CNN VP Bart] Feder constantly complained that the viewership of “Early Start” and “Starting Point” was “too ethnic,” based on the high concentration of minority viewers. This common complaint worked itself up through the company, to CNN’s Diversity Committee, and to other staffers, who were mortified that a CNN executive was squabbling over attracting minority viewers.

Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

Via @johnekdahl

Funny: I should have kept this one for the blog, but it's their first day, so I'm throwing them some decent stuff.

Posted by: Ace at 02:53 PM



Comments

1 Ahhhhhhhhhh, how'd that feel, Soledad? It was good for me...

Posted by: Bitch-Slapped at January 30, 2013 02:54 PM (F6KtL)

2
I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

3 I'd like to terminate 1 billion potential children of mine in her face.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (v8k4M)

4 Still would.

Posted by: egd at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (XVGEg)

5 My she enjoy a loooooong funemployment.

Posted by: Posted by a Tuna Fisherman Who Hates Porpoises at January 30, 2013 02:56 PM (uhftQ)

6 Soledad is poised to be a real news anchor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 02:56 PM (1Jaio)

7 Hola Soledad.

Posted by: The Unemployment Line at January 30, 2013 02:56 PM (jVAw4)

8 I don't know, looks like a saucy minx to me. I'm poised...

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 02:56 PM (FcR7P)

9 I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.
Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

...or on her back, along with Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (YYyqq)

10 She'll be fitted for a monogrammed Current TV burkha by her new Qatari bosses by EOB today.

Posted by: Jaws at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (4I3Uo)

11 At this point, what could any of this possibly matter?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (PH+2B)

12 Watch her end up on FOX

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (uhftQ)

13 Perhaps she should lip-synch her next gig and really get some publicity.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at January 30, 2013 02:58 PM (tUT9B)

14 Also, puffy face.

Yeah, but still, she's one of a handful of leftard harpies I'd actually like to have sex with. Angry, hateful, violent sex.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 30, 2013 02:58 PM (KSjsb)

15 Solongedad?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2013 02:58 PM (dZ756)

16 CNN should replace her with John Sununu

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2013 02:58 PM (Vjplh)

17 Vaya con Dios, Soledud O'Lyin'

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2013 02:59 PM (7ObY1)

18 You can't fix stupid, but you can fire it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 02:59 PM (uhftQ)

19 Ooo, I like this video, even though it's not the best cover of the song: http://youtu.be/LwPr8GKF1oo

Moron-friendly

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 02:59 PM (jVAw4)

20 LMAO!

Oh, I love it! The only thing that would make me love this news even more would be if I had an ironclad guarantee that she'd never find work (outside of a brothel) again for the rest of her miserable life.

Actually, screw that. The brothel workers deserve better than having that dumb bimbo hanging around. Homeless vagrant or bust, baby!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)

21 Yeah, but still, she's one of a handful of leftard harpies I'd actually like to have sex with. Angry, hateful, violent sex.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard
--------------

You sound like a liberal

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:00 PM (uhftQ)

22 okay, can we start heckling now?

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 03:00 PM (RuUvx)

23 When your audience is predominately sassy black fat friends, you're screwed.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 03:01 PM (jwumz)

24 Puffy face is mine. I can fix her.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:01 PM (KXm42)

25 Soledad may have been terminated today, but she's still poised for employment tomorrow.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 03:01 PM (/ZZCn)

26 A show that attracts 193,000 viewers on a channel playing in every airport boarding area in the country?

Fire yourselves, CNN.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 03:01 PM (FcR7P)

27 Attica O'leary poised to be an employed Journalist....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (LRFds)

28 She has always been one of the top ten news anchors named after a prison.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (+lsX1)

29 "Man tricked women into posing nude on Skype."
Go on......

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (uhftQ)

30 Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

It's early in the day.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (P4cxa)

31 Watch her end up on FOX

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (uhftQ)


Ailes is probably on the phone with her now.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (pvnC2)

32 Dang, I thought the puffy face reference was Ashley Judd getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E from the race car guy she was always gushing on and on about whenever he won a race. Franchitti or sumpin'...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (xDnRq)

33 okay, can we start heckling now?
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 03:00 PM (RuUvx)


Wait, we stopped at some point? When did this happen? Why wasn't I notified?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 03:02 PM (4df7R)

34 #6 Way to thread the posts!

Posted by: Winston at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (FggW0)

35 I am sure you can still see her at the airport. She'll be at the men's lavatory at the C gates, going for fifteen bucks for five minutes. And you won't even have to listen to her talk

Posted by: zimriel at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (cG3pF)

36 12
Watch her end up on FOX

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 02:57 PM (uhftQ)
Probably better than Shep.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (AWmfW)

37 I so hope she did the head-tilt thing when she received notice.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (xz0nG)

38 Looks like Hillary has a job until 2015. Bye Sole, honey. Looks likedry crackling thighs are replacing your milky smooth ones.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (+8acg)

39 28 Gristel Encased Head,

You mean Angola O'neill?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (LRFds)

40 Ace, I'm not portly. Bulky is more like it.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (F6KtL)

41 I could GAS why she's fired, just that she is fired.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (piMMO)

42 I'm getting a schadenstiffy over this one


she's a bit of a snotty bitch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (8sCoq)

43 Another harpie bites the dust....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (9+ccr)

44 She's no Erin Burnett. Actually, I might shag Anderson Cooper before I did her.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (8/DeP)

45 If only she still had "Dev" the computer generated avatar.
Then they would have dropped her last year.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (e8kgV)

46 "Too ethnic"? LULZ, scratch a leftard, find a racist.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (jVAw4)

47 Leavenworth O'Grady poised to burst onto the journalism scene.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)

48 an ironclad guarantee that she'd never find work (outside of a brothel) again for the rest of her miserable life.

Do brothels do Affirmative Action?

Might be the only industry where the colors of your employees' skins really does make a difference to your bottom line.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (ZKzrr)

49 CNN is poised to be called racist.

Posted by: sTevo at January 30, 2013 03:04 PM (xdmzD)

50 Probably better than Shep.

****

Can't they just give slots to Kilmeade already?!

Moar Kilmeade, less Shep.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (piMMO)

51 She's the ugliest Irishman I've ever seen...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (uhftQ)

52 Will Bush's scourge on the economy ever end?

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (gmeXX)

53 Puffity Women Unite!

Posted by: Ashlee Judd's Puffy Taco at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (snKqr)

54 There's only one puffy face.


She worships the Goddess of Montana.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (KXm42)

55 Pendleton O'Shaugnhssey poised to have an original thought

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (LRFds)

56 Butterface....me likey.

Posted by: Jerry Springer at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (C3KwS)

57 Too ethnic? Ghost-Americans maybe.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (T0NGe)

58 Presdent Obama should do something to stop this .

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 03:05 PM (48wze)

59 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at January 30, 2013 03:06 PM (xAtAj)

60 Obamanomics baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 03:06 PM (GFM2b)

61 CNN hates black people; film at 11.

(No doubt they will raise a stink about Jeff Zucker's Hebrew-sounding surname next.....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (ADnWI)

62 You're-o fired-o.

Posted by: Donaldo Trumpo at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (xp8vD)

63 Leavenworth O'leary poised to tell the truth...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (LRFds)

64 "squabbling over attracting minority viewers" or squabbling over attracting a minority of viewers?

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (gmeXX)

65 Time laying people off....Soledad fired...it's a good day.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (uhftQ)

66 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at January 30, 2013 03:06 PM (xAtAj)


So was Tokyo Rose.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (l86i3)

67 CNN acted stupidly.

Posted by: President Obama at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (mjR67)

68 59 Hobojerky,

What about the PMSNBC bint from NOLA?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (LRFds)

69 big fricken whoop

she helped TFG get elected, that's all that matters

they're all just interchangeable pieces on the gameboard

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (jm/9g)

70 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot.

I don't care if she's hot, she's dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 03:07 PM (GBXon)

71 oh lord, I did love Soldedad ear piece jokes.

just to let you know that ratings are a metric used to rank things, in some cases, rankings may include viewer statistics for shows on tv. For example, my "ratings" are terrible.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (QxSug)

72 If we import another 2 million Latinos, we might be able to replace her.

Posted by: Jordumb at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (jVAw4)

73 So the innate racism of being a social-progressive is rearing its ugly white robed head?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (wYPjI)

74 Speaking of Sheppy Poo. He's having orgasms over an office shooting now.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (+8acg)

75 SCHADENBONER!

Top executive at CNN heard exclaiming, "Give her 'the pink slip'? Hell no, I want to fire her!"

Seriously, all true. Look it up.

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (R18D0)

76 Piers Morgan isn't portly .. or at least that doesn't matter.
Being a insufferable obnoxious dimwitted lamebrain loathsome twit of a cretin is his real problem.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (e8kgV)

77 O/T, Israel has bombed Syria, here we go again.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (l86i3)

78 I don't get it she's smart because she's a liberal because she's smart because she's a liberal ...

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at January 30, 2013 03:08 PM (QxSug)

79 So she failed with her show.

Doesn't failure mean to a higher paying position for libs?

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (fWAjv)

80
You tend to pull an "ethnic" audience if Every Fucking Topic is framed as a race thing.

Dat pony don't know no other tricks.

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (ZDsRL)

81 First Time Magazine and now Soledad O'Brien. It's like people don't want hard news anymore.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (Hx5uv)

82 OT: woot! I'm back in the game, boys!

PAC paperwork coming through next week.

Posted by: Truman North, FUPA TROOPA at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (YkKrZ)

83 "Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?"


Don't you call me paunchy, portly, or stout!

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (jVAw4)

84 mean moving

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (fWAjv)

85 Israel has bombed Syria, here we go again.

Twice.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2013 03:09 PM (mjR67)

86 Do brothels do Affirmative Action?

Might be the only industry where the colors of your employees' skins really does make a difference to your bottom line.


If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com. Lots of the girls explicitly state in their ads that they don't service black "clients".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (SY2Kh)

87 Filet of Solè

Posted by: Donaldo Trumpo at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (xp8vD)

88 First Time Magazine and now Soledad O'Brien. It's like people don't want hard news anymore.


****

Wherever will people turn for hard-hitting investigative journalism now?

Posted by: Newsweek at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (piMMO)

89 I'm sorry I don't care if she's stupid, she's hot.

Posted by: HoboJerky

Those slippers you put in the microwave are also hot. And stupid.

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (R18D0)

90 46 "Too ethnic"? LULZ, scratch a leftard, find a racist.
___
translation:

they couldn't sell high dollar ad time because of the demo her show attracted

All the propaganda in all the alphabet networks in the world cannot baffle free market dynamics.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (jm/9g)

91 81 Jwest,

Why it is *almost* as though "racial harmony" should not be seen as being aided by alienating a majority of the US population.

Just wait until the dems ever run another white guy....

BWAHAHAHAH

Hey Andersonville O'mara you ever wonder if you might want to pull more than 7% whites?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (LRFds)

92 Reporting live from the unemployment line this is Alcatraz O'Shaunessy.

Posted by: alf767 at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (ryGu9)

93 If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com. Lots of the girls explicitly state in their ads that they don't service black "clients".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (SY2Kh)

Is it the uber large Penis or the checks bouncing?


I denounce myself.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (l86i3)

94 My husband and I are getting a divorce because he refuses to serve room temperature water at family gatherings.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (Aif/5)

95 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

96 Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

______________

And--they are bring Chris Cuomo.

Cuomo--as in Andy and Mario Cuomo.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (r2PLg)

97 Let's be honest. When MSNBC started Soledad was the cutest personality on the network.

Then she transformed into an deranged intellectual Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (e8kgV)

98 I imagine she'll find a job a Nickelodeon as Spongedad Squarepanties.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (Hx5uv)

99 If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com. Lots of the girls explicitly state in their ads that they don't service black "clients".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:10 PM (SY2Kh)


Soul Brother too beaucoup!

Posted by: Me So Horny at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (jVAw4)

100 And--they are *hiring* Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (r2PLg)

101 Folsom Fitzgerald

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (8sCoq)

102 the middle-aged white guy menace

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (60GaT)

103 and to other staffers, who were mortified that a CNN executive was squabbling over attracting minority viewers.

Well, the white demographic is still pretty large.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (p/cQy)

104
Ron Jeremy in critical condition with aneurisym.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 03:12 PM (jwumz)

105

Gone are longtime contributors James Carville and Mary Matalin, as well as Bill Bennett and Erick Erickson, the latter of whom has signed on with Fox News.




Pretty sweet.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (kdS6q)

106 Chino Cohan

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (8sCoq)

107 I'll be honest. I'd hit it.

Wait, is smug an STD? Might need to double wrap it just to be sure.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (t06LC)

108 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

It's actually a beautiful Spanish name for a girl. Had a crush on a girl named Soladad Perez in HS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)

109 I have three words for her:

LATE. NIGHT. INFOMERCIALS.

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (GlnE7)

110 G4TV was more Soledad's speed. Pretty cute and she wasn't asked to do too much thinking. Cause she's dumber'n a coal bucket.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (NQdDJ)

111 They got to keep Piers - they're still hoping to pull off that slap-fight with Larry O'Donnell.

Ratings-palooza!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

112 I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

...or a dick.

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (HEa5q)

113
Atascadero Anderson

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (jwumz)

114 Alcatraz O'Sullivan wants to let us know that she has it from several Daily Koos sources that John Boehner is out as speaker

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (LRFds)

115 He's bringing on Chris Cuomo to do the morning program with Erin Burnett, so she can capitalize on her former CNBC audience.

The other day he said he was keeping o'brien.

Keeping Erin Buirnett was a smart move. The rest all have to go. Maybe he'll bring Glenn Beck back on board.

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (/b8+5)

116 LATE. NIGHT. INFOMERCIALS.
Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (GlnE7)


Maybe the sex toy one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (l86i3)

117 re: 'If you want some true racism, browse through the "escort" ads on backpage.com.'

Or...be a black, Asian, visibly Mexican, really Jewish, Indian, [etc.] guy, and interact with women.

The shit is endless.

Posted by: oblig. looks ethnic" at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (cePv8)

118 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Actually, her full name is María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (e8kgV)

119
Wasn't Soledad O'Brien that guy who ran the Irish Mafia from a prison in CA?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (p/cQy)

120 in the name of diversity, I named my younger daughter


'Soledad NaShonda Alawahi Ninja-san O'Finnegan'.


peace out.............

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (Dll6b)

121 Pelican Bay Peterson

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (jwumz)

122 109 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

It's actually a beautiful Spanish name for a girl. Had a crush on a girl named Soladad Perez in HS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)

--In all seriousness, "Hola Soledad" is also a great song (especially for drinking). Songs like "Fly Me to the Moon" are part of the so-called Great American Songbook. "Hola Soledad" would be part of a Great Cuban Songbook.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (jVAw4)

123 Second look at Kathleen Parker?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (QKKT0)

124 Banned Solè (for the san tropez tan)

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (xp8vD)

125 Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (Dll6b)


You are Poli Cor to the MAX!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (l86i3)

126 New show on CurrentTV Al Jazeera is "Not being invited back in America"

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (NHNJt)

127 >
wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Actually, her full name is María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien


Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2013 03:14 PM (e8kgV)


I am so white

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:15 PM (8sCoq)

128 was she named after the prison or the Seinfeld episode? Both, peut-etre?


formidable!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (Dll6b)

129 But mostly Puffy Face.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (71LDo)

130 Phoenix office complex shooting. Bet it was a "gun-free zone".

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (+8acg)

131 108 JollyRoger,

I'd wear a John kerry Brand Full Body Condom....

just to be sure

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (LRFds)

132 Al Riker has sniffed out some juicy stories.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (+lsX1)

133 Soledad O'Brien Fired! Women and minorities hardest hit!

Posted by: New York Slimes at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (Hx5uv)

134 So Huntsville O'SparksChair got the axe? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Hope she's been practicing those "oral" skillz; she's gonna need 'em...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (wtvvX)

135 C'mon Soledad. Take one for the team, of liberal white men.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (BVkEs)

136 Don't forget Cankles.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (71LDo)

137 wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)



It's actually a beautiful Spanish name for a girl. Had a crush on a girl named Soladad Perez in HS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet


So it's like Gomez O'Toole? Seriously?

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (R18D0)

138

CNN plans to launch a new morning show to replace the poorly rated “Starting Point with Soledad O’Brien,” sources at the network tell POLITICO. The new show will be co-hosted by Chris Cuomo.....




*cough* fluffing the governor *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (kdS6q)

139

They got it backwards, CNN should be terminated and replaced.

Posted by: LiB PyroMedia at January 30, 2013 03:17 PM (LpQbZ)

140 She needs to change her name to something more mainstream like Beyonce McGillicutty or Shakira Sullivan or something.

She's attracting the Irish California Inmate crowd and that tiny demographic steals products instead of buying them.
How in the hell would you expect to attract ad dollars?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 03:17 PM (aZ6ew)

141 Is Soledad O'brien more 'ethnic' than Jerry Rivers? Is she more 'ethnic' than Lieawatha?

It is all so confusing.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (l3vZN)

142 Carville understands apparently and he's just so busy making oodles of money, he doesn't really care. Wonder what mary thought, lol, although she's busy now with the Super Bowl and promoting New Orleans so she probably doesn't care either.

Maybe he's hiring sarah palin? or maybe rinse will be replaced by sarah palin? Or maybe boner will be replaced by sarah palin?

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (/b8+5)

143 Maybe he'll bring Glenn Beck back on board.

Why would he want to contract his audience that much?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (GBXon)

144 Soledad O'Brien ?

I always thought that was an Irish owned green energy company. Who knew?

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (m2CN7)

145
Piers can be rendered for whale oil to power CNN's emergency generators come the collapse.

Soledad was near her expiration date as a presstitute; younger and denser chickies are the order of the day as CNN gears up for the collapse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (pozvt)

146 Soledad O’Brien is not merely behind Fox and MSNBC, she’s even drawing 50,000 fewer viewers than Robin Meade on Headline News.

Having seen both Robin and Soledad, this surprises me not at all.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (xGlYu)

147 Way o/t but, hmmmm.....From the Daily Mail:




Salary details of ONE THIRD of Americans shared with credit agency Equifax in 'biggest privacy breach in our time'Over 190 million employment and salary records of American citizens have been shared by their employers with credit rating agenciesThis allows anyone signing up to their subsidiary companies to view salary and health insurance details of one-third of adults in the U.S.

Posted by: runningrn at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (Ag5D2)

148
I have a feeling she'll land on her feet.


Posted by: soothie


And then shit in a box by the dryer.

Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM (R18D0)

149 Is she a white mexican, or a brown one? Maybe a black one?

'Cause as with mexican women, she looks, her face looks, like she is just about to experience the "ten thousandth bean" phenomena.

I can happen overnight. Literally overnight.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (PH+2B)

150 Bringing on a Cuomo to do the news? Seems legit.

Posted by: The Clinton family at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (YkKrZ)

151 Soledad is also El Chupacabra.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Mundo_Gira

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (ZKzrr)

152 wikipedia also notes that Soledad blew and handyied her way to the top, IYKWIM


top, aka, hosting a show no one likes on a network no one watches

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (Dll6b)

153 Does this mean Rich Sanchez will get his job back?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (++FkS)

154 I seriously don't understand their business model (or the advertisers that use them). Then again, I don't watch tv.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (X/+QT)

155 #94..the STDs...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (xDnRq)

156 154 Does this mean Rich Sanchez will get his job back?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (++FkS)


I haven't lost it yet, dickhead!

Posted by: Teh Sanchize at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (jVAw4)

157 Well, there's always porn.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (BVkEs)

158 She was not gay enough.

Posted by: Don Lemon and Andersons Pooper at the water cooler at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (wAQA5)

159 >>> CNN Fired Her For Being "Too Ethnic?" Or rather, her audience.

CNN the racist f*cks, let me tell you the logic according to CNN. Those bigoted bastards are assuming that the minority audience needs no "convincing" to be progressive, and CNN fancies that choir preaching is MSNBCs job; Their job is to broadly appeal to the middle and convince middle America to vote away their freedom and prosperity. So take a look at racial demographics, decide if they are reaching that target market, decide on color of skin that they aren't, can the show. Bigotry 101.

Let me guess that Piers has a racial demographic (for what viewers he does have) that matches the political demographic they very much want to influence to vote stupid.

CNN it's not about having viewers, it's about having the correct colored viewers.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)

160

O'Brien was featured on a regular segment of the Discovery Channel program The Next Step, holding the position of "Sun Microsystems Infogal."





So, if anyone knows of an infogal job, please shoot Soledad an IM.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 03:21 PM (kdS6q)

161 Everyone loves Chris Cuomo, he's good at his job. He's pissed cause he was passed over

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:21 PM (/b8+5)

162 #94..the STDs...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 30, 2013 03:20 PM (xDnRq)

Splains it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:21 PM (l86i3)

163 Well, there's always porn.
Posted by: CraigPoe
-------------------
I just puked up 500 pounds of squid. Thanks a lot ya jerk.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:21 PM (uhftQ)

164 132 108 JollyRoger,I'd wear a John kerry Brand Full Body Condom....just to be sure
Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:16 PM (LRFds)

Its ok. After a more extensive review, I have come to the conclusion that I was thinking of the wrong one and I indeed would not hit it due to standards. Apologies. Like millions of Americans I have not ever watched her alleged show. Which, incidentally, is now cancelled. Or so I hear. I didn't really miss it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:21 PM (t06LC)

165 Chris Cuomo is poised to be--

unbiased!

It could happen!!!

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 03:21 PM (r2PLg)

166 wait is the problem she's to ethnic? or that her audience is to ethnic? And by ethnic do they really mean people who don't fucking really exist? Because that's what those numbers say.

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (HEa5q)

167 Terminators have no remorse.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (KXm42)

168 Don't these news people get that if they were equally tough on both sides of the political debate, they'd increase their own stature and hence their worth (marketability)?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (8sCoq)

169 King Dan I and his little dwarf Olbermann eagerly await Soledad's arrival on the Island of Unwanted Anchors.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (QKKT0)

170 Is she actually fired from CNN or just losing her show? I hope the former but have only seen the latter in press reports. I want to make sure before I point and laugh.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (8/DeP)

171 Does this mean Rich Sanchez will get his job back?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (++FkS)

Maybe Rich can give Soledad a dirty him.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (t06LC)

172 I think her audiance was Poised to be ethnic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (l86i3)

173 ratings don't matter; personality--that's what matters, man. Personality


Posted by: Rick Sanchez at January 30, 2013 03:22 PM (Dll6b)

174 My Italian-born grandfather's name was Horatio Roselli Guglielmo ( + surname.) He Americanized it to Horace.

Personally, I would have stuck with Horatio. A Horatio would get more chicks.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (7ObY1)

175 'Cause as with mexican women, she looks, her face looks, like she is just about to experience the "ten thousandth bean" phenomena. I can happen overnight. Literally overnight.
Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 30, 2013 03:19 PM (PH+2B)


---------------------------------------------------


The studio make-up people have to report sagging breasts. So that's another possibility.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (+8acg)

176 99
I imagine she'll find a job a Nickelodeon as Spongedad Squarepanties.

NO. She will become the voice of a brand-new character: Mrs. Crabs.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (wtvvX)

177 Don't worry. I'm sure that former President and CEO of NBC Jeff Zucker will work hard to eliminate any left wing bias from CNN.

Also, I'm sure that a naked Kate Upton will soon be showing up at my door with pizza and beer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (SY2Kh)

178 >Well, there's always porn.

MILFs In Media IV

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (8sCoq)

179
No love for 'Puffity Women, Unite!'?

I swear, sometimes it's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (R4+dU)

180 Awwwww, why's it always gotta be the *white guy* who done it?

Yeah, I know what time it is, uh, crackah. I see how it is. Ummm-hmm!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (3ZtZW)

181 Rick Sanchez works for Fox. No joke.

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (Aif/5)

182 CNN-- The Cuomo-ing.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (r2PLg)

183 >Also, I'm sure that a naked Kate Upton will soon be showing up at my door with pizza and beer.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:23 PM (SY2Kh)

she could be poised... you don't know...

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (8sCoq)

184 Two pieces of good news in one day? What happened, am I still asleep?

Not to worry, Soledad I'm sure they're yearning for you over at MSNBC.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (P7hip)

185 178 HolloPoint,

You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (LRFds)

186 Guess she ran out of her Lucky Charms.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (xp8vD)

187 And by ethnic do they really mean people who don't fucking really exist? Because that's what those numbers say.
___

CNN is racist against invisible ethnics.Is there no limit to their perfidy and shame?

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (jm/9g)

188 Well, there's always porn.MILFs In Media IV
Posted by: Jones in CO
------------------

GAAAHHHHH! Stop that!
I just lost all the cod from this morning.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (uhftQ)

189
>>>Well, there's always porn.


'Puffy Facials XIV'

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (R4+dU)

190 The difference between Soledad and Piers is that I can imagine a possible use for the former... if you know what I mean. The latter, not so much.

Posted by: Voluble at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (qYvEa)

191 96---" wtf name for a girl is 'Soledad'?"
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

It's one of many Spanish names that have to do with Mary and are combined with "Maria."
Maria de (la) Soledad --- Mary of Solitude
Maria de (las) Mercedes --- Mary of Mercies
Maria de (los) Dolores --- Mary of Sorrows.
Maria de(l) Consuelo --- Mary of Consolation
etc.

A "Maria de la Soledad" (or just "Maria Soledad") may be called "Maria" (duh), "Soledad," or "Marisol."
My mother goes by "Marisol."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (C8mVl)

192
Oh my Maria!...Now why wouldn't she stick with a lovely name like Maria?

What do you do with a problem like Maria?♫

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (p/cQy)

193 Hopefully, she ends up with O'Reilly.
One of his Bloviatin Babes

Posted by: Dark Ages at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (epFwI)

194 Your parents married in 1958 in Washington, D.C. Your father Edward, an Australian (from Toowoomba, Queensland) of Irish descent, was a mechanical engineering professor. Your mother, Estella, who is Afro-Cuban, was a French and English teacher.

You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Lyin's Earpiece at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (ZKzrr)

195 Pairing Cuomo and Burnett is absolute brilliance. They should have great chemistry and they are both very intelligent people.

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (/b8+5)

196 She's been interviewing with MSNBC for the past year or so anyway. Don't be surprised if she ends up there, doing what she's been doing, to the 10th power.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (mg08E)

197 I'm big-boned.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (QupBk)

198 Guess she ran out of her Lucky Charms.

***

I'm guessing she lost the negatives.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 03:26 PM (piMMO)

199 Soledad esta encendido.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 30, 2013 03:26 PM (uiI1p)

200 186 178 HolloPoint,You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (LRFds)

Four way! I'll be right over! And Hollow, keep your shit as far away from me and Ms. Upton as possible

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:26 PM (t06LC)

201 Your major exports are coffee and zinc.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:26 PM (KXm42)

202 CNN has been screwed up since they put Tucker Carlson on CrossFire

Posted by: Bob "The Prince of Darkenss" Novak at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (e8kgV)

203 182 Rick Sanchez works for Fox. No joke.
Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 03:24 PM (Aif/5)

as what? the door man?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (HEa5q)

204 I watch her occasionally. CNN is between CNBC and Fox News on my cable lineup, so I will sometimes pause for a few seconds and listen to the inanity that seems to make up everything on that station.

She is everything that people say...and more!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (GsoHv)

205
Took 49 posts to get to the first "racist". Place is slipping, or it's just too obvious and worn out.

In other news, I just got an email from a preverted friend and the subject line reads, "Bottomless Titty Pit".

I'm poised to open it.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (1Y+hH)

206 Maybe if she moves to the Dominican Republic, a Senator will fuck her for money.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (pZDxu)

207 HolloPoint,You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?

****

Miss McCallum is better looking than Miss Kelly

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (piMMO)

208 They need to clean out the entire crew, except erin burnett

they're going to brink beck back, this time on beck's terms

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:28 PM (/b8+5)

209 Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (/b8+5)

They're having an affair.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2013 03:28 PM (GsoHv)

210 I'm big-boned.
Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (QupBk)

And I have an extremely relaxed sphincter. Call me.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 30, 2013 03:28 PM (wAQA5)

211 Well, there's always porn.'Puffy Facials XIV'
Posted by: garrett
------------------------
Blaaaauuuuuugggg! (spit)
That was nothing but stomach bile. Hope you're happy.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:28 PM (uhftQ)

212
Tehachapi O'Toole is warming up in the on deck circle (jerk)!

Yeah, I've watched "The Maltese Falcon" recently...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (/Bbvl)

213 http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=robin+meadeqpvt=robin+meadeFORM=IGRE

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (p/cQy)

214 Getting fired at CNN is kinda like letting one go in a semi crowded elevator.

An anonymous sample of gaseous waste.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (aZ6ew)

215 @206

My friend go one of those emails once that fried his computer. It said "Anna Kournakova Sex Tape." I said "You didn't know that was a virus?" to which he replied, "yep. I was pretty sure, but I couldn't pass a chance like that up."
Touche

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (t06LC)

216 Fulsome O'mears in "Her Juicy Jackpot VII"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (LRFds)

217
o/t

Adult film actor Ron Jeremy is reportedly in critical condition at a Los Angeles hospital, TMZ.com is reporting. Originally from Queens, NY, Jeremy went on to have one of the most successful careers in the adult film industry. He has starred in over 1700 X-rated movies

According to the website, the legendary porn star is being treated at Cedars-Sinai hospital for an aneurysm that was located near his heart.




1700 porn movies and he pops a blood vessel in his -- heart?

It's a funny ol world....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

218
as what? the door man?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM (HEa5q)


Nope, reporter for Fox News Latino. One of the many reasons I almost never watch Fox anymore.

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (Aif/5)

219 Don't open the e-mail titled "naked pictures of Hillary Clinton." May contain naked pictures of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (ZKzrr)

220 If I had the chance to hit Erin Burnett I'd use deer antler spray first.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (8/DeP)

221 218 LDC,

He was inspired by Barry screwing the whole nation so Hedgehog was trying to screw the planet.

Rest in peace scrotal warrior.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (LRFds)

222 Maybe now Bradley can get down to business with Soledad

... I don't know nuffin' 'bout birthin' no babies

Posted by: Gloria Steinem at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (e8kgV)

223 192 so a Maria de(l) Consuelo goes by Maricon?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (3ZtZW)

224 You're poised to have a three way with Kate Upton and Megyn Kelly?

I'm poised to let them alternate in their duties of doing me and fetching beer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (SY2Kh)

225 195 --- An oppressed and disadvantaged woman living in chains!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (C8mVl)

226 Maybe if she moves to the Dominican Republic, a Senator will fuck her for money.


Better than the skin flints at the Secret Service!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (GFM2b)

227
I heard they are replacing her with Gabby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (p/cQy)

228 It seems Soledad is some sort of Latino. Look at her birthname.

Wonder why she dropped her latino heritage in favor of a more...white name. Is she ashamed of her roots?

Posted by: blindside at January 30, 2013 03:31 PM (x7g7t)

229
Posted by: runningrn at January 30, 2013 03:18 PM Does that mean I'm safe if I'm self-employed?

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (1Y+hH)

230 224 Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich,

or Macadamia McNutty

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)

231

We need a Carly McKinney (hot stoned naked young female math teacher) thread. Damn, that woman is HAAAAAWWWT.

Where was she when I was in school? (I know, not even born yet, actually; that's the sad part)


Posted by: imp at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (UaxA0)

232 Megyn hasn't been the same since she dropped a litter.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (8/DeP)

233 Looks like fluffing for Ron Jeremy is off the table as an employment opportunity for her.

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (GlnE7)

234 >>Miss McCallum is better looking than Miss Kelly
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2013 03:27 PM(piMMO)
I've been saying that for some time.And Erin Burnett is like some teenage twit up too late at a pajama party.She sucks, which come to think of it is prolly her fallback skillset.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (aZ6ew)

235 228 Guy Mohawk,

well at least they'll be limited to less lies per half hour....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)

236 1700 porn movies and he pops a blood vessel in his -- heart?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (kdS6q)


-------------------------------------------------


That's a lot of.....well.....you know.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:33 PM (+8acg)

237 “… over the past two decades funding agencies may have awarded millions
and possibly billions of dollars to scientists who submitted the same
grant request multiple times — and accepted duplicate funding.”

Posted by: Michael Mann at January 30, 2013 03:33 PM (e8kgV)

238 Soledad (The Idiot) was fired?

How very unexpected!

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2013 03:33 PM (gjIQF)

239 224----- "so a Maria de(l) Consuelo goes by Maricon?"


OMG, that is hilarious!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 03:33 PM (C8mVl)

240 "Did you watch the Super Bowl on Sunday?"
http://tinyurl.com/aeugpue

Posted by: Caustic at January 30, 2013 03:34 PM (/b8+5)

241 238 Michael Mann,

Yeah you may be poised to go to the Crossbar Love Shack.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:34 PM (LRFds)

242 Maybe if she moves to the Dominican Republic, a Senator will fuck her for money.


Nah, too old.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:34 PM (l86i3)

243 Maybe she can team up with Olbermann and have a show that's an even bigger joke. It could be on that new Muzzie network.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2013 03:34 PM (EbE0l)

244 1700 porn movies?


Ok, hold on, let me do the math here.

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2013 03:34 PM (++FkS)

245 Does supra-genius Roland Martin still work there?

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2013 03:35 PM (8/DeP)

246 245 dansteed,

over 30ish years....

wonder if Ginger Lynn is smiling or crying?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:36 PM (LRFds)

247 Racism AND sexism- my goodness, CNN has decided the best way to compete with Fox News is be JUST LIKE IT. Suck it, haters. Social justice will still be pursued. But this is still why I watch NPR.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2013 03:36 PM (jCQ+I)

248 Well, she certainly had a minority of viewers. Maybe that's what the CNN exec meant.

Walking back - is there nothing it can't do?

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 03:36 PM (FcR7P)

249 My friend go one of those emails once that fried his computer. It said "Anna Kournakova Sex Tape." I said "You didn't know that was a virus?" to which he replied, "yep. I was pretty sure, but I couldn't pass a chance like that up."
TouchePosted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:29 PM (t06LC)___ ___ ____ ____ ____ _Meh. Cost of doing business.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 03:36 PM (1Y+hH)

250 Ok -- that was a good Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (KXm42)

251 Ah, imitation is the greatest form of flattery...

Posted by: F O x at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (/b8+5)

252 Is she actually fired from CNN or just losing her show? I hope the
former but have only seen the latter in press reports. I want to make
sure before I point and laugh.


According to the article CNN is supposedly keeping her in some other role, but dumping her unwatched show to the great disappointment of dozens.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (SY2Kh)

253 Mary Cloggenstein, I can't tell if you are a sock or not. Even if you are real, you're a joke.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (uhftQ)

254 Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix. They keep writing themselves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (l86i3)

255 Anyone have any contacts at Al Jazeera America?

Posted by: Soulfood O'Bunnion at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (Khu8a)

256 Puffy face, and nerve-rattling voice of a whiny 12-year-old girl.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (tWwLM)

257 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 03:30 PM (ZKzrr)

LOL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 03:38 PM (B5s0p)

258 253 Hollopoint,

of coma victims....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:38 PM (LRFds)

259 Anna Kournakova was never hot. Overrated, yes.
Salma Hayek? Hot. Monica Belucci? Hot.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:39 PM (uhftQ)

260 I'm sorry, but she and Rachel Ray could pass for sister.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2013 03:39 PM (bTPOR)

261 oMG. I actually read that as Cynthia McKinney (retard-GA)

Posted by: thunderb at January 30, 2013 03:39 PM (yQGlA)

262
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2013 03:36 PM (jCQ+I)

You watch your radio? Figures...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 03:40 PM (B5s0p)

263 261 VIA,

yeah maybe...one can cook facts the other a meal......

choose wisely

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:40 PM (LRFds)

264 Anna Kournakova was never hot. Overrated, yes.
Salma Hayek? Hot. Monica Belucci? Hot.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:39 PM (uhftQ)

Umm, Anna? Good lord man I want your leftovers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:40 PM (l86i3)

265 Now, Soledad O'Brien had crap ratings and so does Piers Morgan; but they're keeping the portly white guy, eh?

****

Piers Morgan's viewer has a job so he can buy a candy bar that might be advertised on CNN. That was the deciding factor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2013 03:40 PM (SkyIE)

266 "Anna Kournakova was never hot"

i rate this false

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 03:41 PM (60GaT)

267 Anna Kournikova was hot. Pistols at noon!


Noonish.

(I'm a bit of a nightowl)

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:41 PM (KXm42)

268 When you kick Anna out of bed please send her to mine.



http://tinyurl.com/ajmjxfm

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 03:41 PM (Aif/5)

269 Katarina Witt- Hot

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (uhftQ)

270 266 Lemmiwinks,

Stockade O'shannon's 36 coma victim viewers were found to not be able to leave the basement they are kept in....

Battleboro VT General is under investigation

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

271

Mary Cloggenstein just fell into the Bottomless Titty Pit.

Couple ofpebbleslost inthe Alps.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (1Y+hH)

272
Hey, I know you!

You're San Quentin O'Brien from CNN, Right?
Attica O'Brien?
Sing-Sing O'Brien?

Oooh, Sorry!

Posted by: Low Info Voter and couch potato at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (zLp5I)

273
CNN says Soledad is important to the network, but just not on the air. So, I guess she can type real fast or something?

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (gjIQF)

274 Katarina Witt- Hot
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (uhftQ)

yep, and Gabriella Sabatini.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (l86i3)

275 Save image as...

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (KXm42)

276 Phoenix shooting right after Gabby got through propagandaing
quote: "One of the victims was takento a hospital in extremely critical condition; the other two victims shot suffered non-life threatening injuries, Thompson said.
Officer James Holmes said police so far believe there was only one shooter but don't know his whereabouts"

Officer James Holmes? The same name as the Aurora shooter? Have we reached a crazy shooter singularity?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:43 PM (t06LC)

277
255Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix. They keep writing themselves.

Is the shooter OK?

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 03:43 PM (ZDsRL)

278 I always thought that the picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in the t shirt looked a lot like Ron Jeremy. Or was that Rosie O'donnell?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2013 03:43 PM (l3vZN)

279 274 LASue,

she types at 3 squirts every 15 minutes

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 03:43 PM (LRFds)

280 Soledad would make a wonderful gaffer on a Portuguese tuna boat. The sky is the limit!

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 03:43 PM (WM+rJ)

281 According to the article CNN is supposedly keeping her in some other role,

Someone's gotta go fetch lunch...

...and all the interns are busy doing important things

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (GlnE7)

282
255Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix.



Award ceremony next week.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (1Y+hH)

283 i rate this false>>

I think the rating system for that would be in

Bonercchios.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (81UWZ)

284 Katarina Witt- Hot Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:42 PM (uhftQ) yep, and Gabriella Sabatini.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn
---------------------
A nose job away from being hot. (Their nose has to be smaller than mine)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (uhftQ)

285 279 Pretty sure that was a picture of RJ after making a video with RO.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 03:45 PM (tlhtD)

286 Replace Erin Burnett with Dana Loesch. Ratings would soar, but CNN would never promote a conservative.

Posted by: AgentLobos at January 30, 2013 03:45 PM (o45zO)

287 The fired her because her audience wasn't "WHITE" enough.

We need to be repeating that ad nauseam.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 30, 2013 03:45 PM (XvHmy)

288 A nose job away from being hot. (Their nose has to be smaller than mine)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (uhftQ)

Why? A long nose could come in interesting if you're into getting your salad tossed.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:45 PM (t06LC)

289 Anna may not be hot.
But, I'm 55 years old, with grey hair and a big nose.

I can lower my standards enough to spend a half hour or so, nikkid with her.

If it saves the life of one child, I'm willing to suffer through it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2013 03:45 PM (bTPOR)

290 Soledad's squeakhole is in serious need of dorking. I reluctantly volunteer my services. It's ok, I'm not too ethnic.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (4c71i)

291 Gabriella had that one huge arm one normal arm thing going on.



Plus the man walk.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (KXm42)

292 Are we supposed to go o the new place, it looks lonely over there?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (+NNlC)

293 Well if she goes to Current...no wait Al Jazeria; she won't look that Hawt in a burka.

Posted by: Paladin at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (E1aoU)

294 Soledad's squeakhole is in serious need of dorking. I reluctantly volunteer my services. It's ok, I'm not too ethnic.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (4c71i)

It's all greek to me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (l86i3)

295 Why? A long nose could come in interesting if you're into getting your salad tossed.
Posted by: Jollyroger
------------------------
Thought I'd save myself for prison.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:46 PM (uhftQ)

296
Its not racist because Piers Morgan is only half white.

His other half is white.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 03:47 PM (p/cQy)

297 I feel sorry for Slolondad O'Brian because she was a good reporter. But, I am sorry happy toreport that my niece who graduated from University of Vermont with a degree in Art Appreciation has gotten a job in Burlington with Wendy's as a Deputy Assisstant Manager. We are so proud of her and proviode this evidence that Presdent Obama policies on the economy are working. She makes $5.50/hour and probably would not gotten this job if she did not have that degree. Those cannot find any job must be stewped and lazy and blame our black presdent for there own problems !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 03:47 PM (3lMGK)

298 282
According to the article CNN is supposedly keeping her in some other role,
--------------------------------------------------

Sounds like she will be working directly with the O'bama crew and coordinating stories for broadcast...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 03:47 PM (trA4n)

299 A nose job away from being hot. (Their nose has to be smaller than mine)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:44 PM (uhftQ)

___________________

Are you sure it's your nose you're worried about?

A big nose just might make your whale dick look like a sardine.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 03:47 PM (r2PLg)

300 Doesn't she warrant another 4 years to get this figured out? I mean up until now she's sucked and had less that 50,000 viewers and so on, but think of the mess that was left behind by Bernard Shaw.

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at January 30, 2013 03:47 PM (4eNxd)

301
Soledad's minority viewers were already in the bag to vote libtard. Need to expand audience to draw in more SCOAMTT support.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (GnJ7A)

302 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

303 Sham Wow infomercials had more than 50k viewers. I'm just saying...

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:49 PM (GlnE7)

304 288

let's not get silly here. if you want to be a popular cable news show, you're gonna have to appeal to us crackers.

Posted by: JDP at January 30, 2013 03:49 PM (60GaT)

305 Hollowpoint, make yourself feel better and pretend it's metric.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 03:49 PM (tlhtD)

306
based on the high concentration of minority viewers

Were there enough to play half-court basketball?

Nah, didn't think so.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 30, 2013 03:49 PM (IDSI7)

307 Those slippers you put in the microwave are also hot. And stupid.
Posted by: Dang at January 30, 2013 03:11 PM (R18D0)

They feel juuuuuuuust riiiiiiight

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (qV8Rx)

308 Now she can wait around all poised n stuff for the recovery when it comes...poised

Posted by: Jay Carney at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (SkyIE)

309 I always thought that the picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in the t shirt looked a lot like Ron Jeremy.

Same here. Could never figure out why I was supposed to be afraid of a pissed-off Hedgehog.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (GBXon)

310 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.Low: -14F, High: 1F
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

Heh. Corups Christi (the next largest town to me) had Low: 75 High 90 and sunny yesterday.

Suckers.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)

311 tasker, Girard Depardieu's nose doesn't come close to doing that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (uhftQ)

312 Her knees are too sharp for TV.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at January 30, 2013 03:51 PM (qV8Rx)

313 "Low: -14F, High: 1F


Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)"



Yeah, down here in FL it's gonna be in the mid 60s tomorrow.


Our heavy duty winter coats still haven't had time to gather dust from the last time it went below 70.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:51 PM (4c71i)

314 I love how Erick Erickson tells his RedState audience that he decided to leave CNN. Is that what you call when you've been fired?

The conservative movement could really do without this clown who thinks he's some kingmaker.

Posted by: McAdams at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (EU2BU)

315 "poised" = prosperity is just around the corner

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (GlnE7)

316 312 tasker, Girard Depardieu's nose doesn't come close to doing that.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (uhftQ)

_____________

LOL! I have to google--Girard now.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (r2PLg)

317 312 tasker, Girard Depardieu's nose doesn't come close to doing that.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (uhftQ)

You know, if you really want to get kinky, I bet you could always try a little nasal. Probably best before anal. After, eh.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (t06LC)

318 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)



It's going to be 30+ degrees colder here tomorrow than it is at the moment. I hate the Outside.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (VtjlW)

319
Tonia Kwiatkowski, 1997-1998 United States Figure Skating Championships in Philadelphia.

Watched it live with the missus for the first and only time in my life. She asked why Tonia interested me. My response,? "She's the only one in the top five who has boobs."

Never repeated the experience...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (SgWU/)

320 I didn't realize that being an Idiot was considered a
" Minority Group "

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 03:53 PM (trA4n)

321 So does this mean Soledad will cover dressed-up cat beauty contests and whatever bakery is building America's largest chocolate chip cookie type stories?

cuz that would be teh awesome

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:53 PM (8sCoq)

322
If you ever meet her in person, please be sure to mock and ridicule her. Her little mind will be blown away if she ever gets dismissed as the non-entity she actually is.

Get her name wrong, call her by the name of a competitor, credit her for working for FOX Business or CNBC.

It will drive her bat-shit insane.

Posted by: Low Info Voter and couch potato at January 30, 2013 03:53 PM (zLp5I)

323
Well hell, the civil defense alarms just started going off. I guess the damn thunderstorm/tornado warnings have arrived.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 03:53 PM (tlhtD)

324
Hey Soledad - make me a sammich, then take out the basura.

Posted by: New CNN White Intern at January 30, 2013 03:53 PM (p/cQy)

325 "Low: -14F, High: 1F
Posted by: Hollowpoint


Poised for global warming.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 03:53 PM (FcR7P)

326 Hey Soledad, it's ok, I had to close my business and am going through personal bankruptcy, so now we're BOTH poised to recover.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:54 PM (4c71i)

327 It ain't easy being white....


http://tinyurl.com/6uqwy9

Posted by: Gob & Franklin at January 30, 2013 03:54 PM (EZl54)

328 Well, we are poised for a new, clean smelling thread.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2013 03:54 PM (GFM2b)

329 "58
Presdent Obama should do something to stop this..."

She's got dibs on the next Cabinet post* to open up; lotsa people seem to have a need to "spend more time with their families" over there.


* Unless Carney also suddenly needs to spend more time with his family prior to a Cabinet vacancy ...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 30, 2013 03:54 PM (n4EDK)

330 Hell, CNN can just drag a hunnerd dollar bill through a trailer park.....

Posted by: James Carville at January 30, 2013 03:54 PM (BVkEs)

331 Is Piers on a work visa that sends his ass back to England if he gets fired?

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (gKGI0)

332 I've been wobbed by a bwack man!

Posted by: bawney fwank at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (ORGYc)

333 Someone is poised for skin grafts and jail time. Man on fire runs out of hotel near Sea World in San Diego.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (wYPjI)

334 324

Well hell, the civil defense alarms just started going off. I guess the damn thunderstorm/tornado warnings have arrived.

Posted by: weirdflunky

We had a mini blizzard here in western Iowa overnight....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (trA4n)

335 it's 59 in Boston right now

Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

336 This is relate only in that it involves an insufferable liberal woman.

A friend (lib douche) was tagged in this post, which allowed me to see it. For your mocking pleasure...

My Top 10 List for 2012:10. In a feat of independence and navigation, I drove halfway across the state of Pennsylvania and through downtown Philadelphia successfully finding my destination with no phone and no GPS.9. I read thousands of pages of amazing books on everything from The Wars of the Roses to Tsarist Russia to Medieval India to the history of violence. 2012 was a great year for expanding knowledge and my mind.8. I ziplined through the jungle in Honduras.7. I finally succeeded in liking eggs (and therefore, brunch).6. I made Executive Platinum (American Airlines' top tier status). Goodbye Coach in 2013.5. I discovered Coursera.4. I ate a collection of truly world class meals, including: Sushi Yasuda, Dinner by Heston, Kebab Factory, Morimoto, Kajitsu, Uchi, and The Painted Lady.3. I rode a horse WHILE IT WAS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN.2. I played bar trivia in an 800 year old bar in Oxford with a team of PhD candidates.1. I watched Diwali fireworks from a rooftop in Chennai, India. Chaotic, terrifying, and truly beautiful.Happy 2013! — with

Posted by: Lauren at January 30, 2013 03:56 PM (wsGWu)

337 a week ago it was 9 degrees


Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 03:56 PM (9Q7Nu)

338 You know, if you really want to get kinky, I bet you could always try a little nasal. Probably best before anal. After, eh.
Posted by: Jollyroger
-----------------------

And if she sneezes.....not good.
Tasker, I should have said not even Jamie Farr could do that.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:56 PM (uhftQ)

339 Since Ace has moved on to bigger things, it looks like we're going to have to keep this thread lumbering along.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:56 PM (+8acg)

340 Around 70 degrees here in Buffalo, NY right now. It was 5 degrees last week at this time. Talk about a swing.

My company actually turned on the air conditioning...

303
Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F


Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:48 PM (SY2Kh)

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 30, 2013 03:56 PM (cv5Iw)

341
what's more, it's gonna stay in the 50's all night

Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 03:57 PM (9Q7Nu)

342 "I rode a horse WHILE IT WAS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN."
May it rest in peace your heartless monster...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 30, 2013 03:57 PM (uhftQ)

343 New one up

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2013 03:58 PM (bTPOR)

344 Someone is poised for skin grafts and jail time. Man on fire runs out of hotel near Sea World in San Diego.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 30, 2013 03:55 PM (wYPjI)


------------------------------------------------


Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. It's part of the show.

Posted by: Soona at January 30, 2013 03:58 PM (+8acg)

345 42
I'm getting a schadenstiffy over this one
***********

"Isn't it good...schadenfreude wood."

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 30, 2013 03:58 PM (HVtRc)

346 Is this post real?
licks screen, flips over for markings .

srsly ? they think news is only for 'some folks?"


Posted by: ette at January 30, 2013 03:58 PM (nqBYe)

347 Posted by: Jollyroger at January 30, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 03:51 PM (4c71i)


I WILL CUT YOU WHILE FORCING YOU TO WATCH ME RAPE THE CORPSE OF YOUR GREAT-GREAT GRANDMOTHERS

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2013 03:58 PM (SY2Kh)

348 337: She forgot to shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Keeper of Ampersands and Breitbart Login Spaces at January 30, 2013 03:59 PM (GBXon)

349 335 Same storm different feature. We don't get to many blizzards in Ga. but we do get some thunderstorms and tornadoes. Not typical for January however. I'm poised to call Al Gore and have him fly in on his jet at take to Vermont or wherever Folsum O'Hurley is.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 03:59 PM (tlhtD)

350 >Someone is poised for skin grafts and jail time. Man on fire runs out of hotel near Sea World in San Diego.


It was a helluva party right up to that point

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 04:00 PM (8sCoq)

351 Ugh. After this mildly good news I had to ruin it by checking the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Low: -14F, High: 1F


Record high of 65 here today. Tomorrow, a 40 degree drop and Lake Effect snow. Ugh.

This global warmening stuff needs to get more consistent.

Posted by: The MSM at January 30, 2013 04:03 PM (7ObY1)

352
More like, So long! edad.

Posted by: Bud Norton at January 30, 2013 04:05 PM (6cOMd)

353 #25 for thread winner

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at January 30, 2013 04:06 PM (Kr0wI)

354 If you are going to pretend to be me, you vile right-wing racist whore, at least get the spelling and grammar correct!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 30, 2013 04:08 PM (jCQ+I)

355 Keep your head in the sand and keep reaching for the gutter, Soledad!

Posted by: Baldy at January 30, 2013 04:14 PM (opS9C)

356

355 Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT

Long time, no read.

I see that you have managed to recharge your laptop ...

... but what about the 1/4 of Vermont residents who will lose power when your state gets it wish and shuts Vermont Yankee down for good?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 30, 2013 04:15 PM (CP2Yg)

357

Soledad O'Brien:

Why pay for the cow when you can Wiki it for free?

Posted by: Larches Sojnnoh at January 30, 2013 04:16 PM (CP2Yg)

358 Solobamadicksucker N.O'Brain is an Ignorant Cunt with no interest in correcting her ignorance level with actual facts.

All she is good for is sucking obama dick.



I despise that fucking life support system for a vagina.


And I mean that in the most pejorative way it can possibly be taken.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:21 PM (+OTLF)

359 2

I have a feeling she'll land on her feet knees.




Posted by: soothie at January 30, 2013 02:55 PM (9Q7Nu)

FIFY

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 30, 2013 04:21 PM (+OTLF)

360 Somebody shot some lawyers in Pheonix. They keep writing themselves.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 03:37 PM (l86i3)

"I shot some lawyers in Phoenix, just to watch 'em die."

Posted by: A Boy Named Sue in Folsom Prison at January 30, 2013 04:25 PM (29+x5)

361 Shouldn't that be "Solongadad O'Brien?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 30, 2013 04:42 PM (IDSI7)

362
It's one of many Spanish names that have to do with Mary and are combined with "Maria."
Maria de (la) Soledad --- Mary of Solitude
Maria de (las) Mercedes --- Mary of Mercies
Maria de (los) Dolores --- Mary of Sorrows.
Maria de(l) Consuelo --- Mary of Consolation
etc.

A "Maria de la Soledad" (or just "Maria Soledad") may be called "Maria" (duh), "Soledad," or "Marisol."
My mother goes by "Marisol."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 30, 2013 03:25 PM (C8mVl)

--Don't forget Pilar, which is my grandmother's name (although she does not have the Maria, it also goes with Maria).

Posted by: Teh Sanchize at January 30, 2013 05:05 PM (jVAw4)

363 /Dirty QB sock

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2013 05:06 PM (jVAw4)

364 They canceled her show, but apparently they haven't fired her. It seems likely they'll find another place for her in their lineup.

Posted by: sauropod at January 30, 2013 05:07 PM (WdzGK)

365 Wow, I've been to Toowoomba, Australia! Beautiful place on top of a small mountain.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 30, 2013 05:34 PM (UU0OF)

366 she's a bit of a snotty bitch
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 03:03 PM (8sCoq)
________________________

Probably has something to do with being one of those Affirmative Action Harvard grads. The poor frauds are so afraid somebody is going to catch on to the fact that they are dopes, they invest a lot of energy into trying to convince themselves that they really are better than everybody else.

Posted by: Observer at January 30, 2013 08:15 PM (/sohm)






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