Obama's Recession

As the media will obviously not be calling this Obama's Recession, or even a recession, what alternate names can we suggest for them?

What do you guys think of "Boehner's Boner"?


Wake Up, America

Ya been had three times now.


"Best-Looking Contraction in US GDP You'll Ever See:" The Democrats really said this, and White House shill Brad Woodhouse tweeted it out.

Posted by: Ace at 10:34 AM



Comments

1 Bush's Double Dip!

Posted by: levi at January 30, 2013 10:35 AM (5V/0T)

2 Pelosi's Wrinkle

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:35 AM (71LDo)

3 Change.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at January 30, 2013 10:35 AM (Y/HG5)

4 Definately Bush's double dip

Posted by: Dave at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (v2Cb9)

5
GOP Obstructonomy.

Posted by: Ben at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (C2Y4l)

6 What do you guys think of "Boehner's Boner"?
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OK, I LOL'd. Thanks for the smile before I get to work.

Why is Ace up so early? Or so late??

Posted by: Mayday at January 30, 2013 10:36 AM (F3s39)

7 Reid's Non-Budget Slowdown

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (71LDo)

8
They'll still call it a Recovery.

Posted by: Jaws at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (4I3Uo)

9 Bush's Double Dip sounds like a contender.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (LCRYB)

10 "Still Bush's Fault"

And that's an improvement- it's only taken the proggs 75 years to stop calling any economic difficulty "All Hoover's Fault"

I wonder how President Bush feels about being the 21st century's Herbert Hoover?

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (RSqz2)

11 Teabagging Economy

Posted by: gwelf at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (+7Usq)

12 A gleecession.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (Lxw+T)

13 Menendez's Holiday.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (71LDo)

14 Obama's glory. Obviously, if he hadn't been elected we would be enduring our 5th year of the Greatest Depression known to man.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (gmeXX)

15 Just think how much worse it would have been without Helicopter Ben dousing us with money!

Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda, enjoying recovery summer at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (1c58W)

16 Amerikkka's comeuppance for centuries of slavery, Jim Crow, and racism.

Posted by: Mike Jonze at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (epWQP)

17 Funcession, like funemployment.

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (3cp3C)

18 >>>Why is Ace up so early? Or so late??

i just woke up early.

And by early, I mean ten-ish.

I realize the implications of this are not good, calling ten-ish "early."

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (LCRYB)

19 Clinton's "What does it matter now."

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:39 AM (71LDo)

20 A bump in the road, if we really must talk about this. Let's talk about Obama's visionary leadership instead.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:39 AM (Lxw+T)

21 Bush lied and people lost their jobs even till today. This is a triple dip recession caused by Bush and Reagan. WE must vote out all Republi-Losers from the Senit and the House of Repersentertives now. Let's get behind Presdent Obama and his economic plan to fix this Cuntry now. Why are you peeple so stewpid????????????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 10:39 AM (48wze)

22 Funderperformance!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (7xPCu)

23 The word of the day will be unexpected.

Which is ironic, because they will then go on to explain all of the reasons why it happened, and why it is not Obama's fault. And all of the things they will mention could have been. Wait for it.

Expected to happen.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (h5CN9)

24 The Gee Oh Pee-Session

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (7ObY1)

25 This can all be blamed on my guns somehow

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (8sCoq)

26 Is that smoke I smell?

Posted by: trainer @ work at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (QbdUW)

27 If only there was a state out there that might give the country some guidance on how to manage growth and potentially a surplus. You know a state that may take a different approach to government than the federal government which has failed for years. Low taxes, cutting spending, exploiting natural resources, tort reform. Those all sound good in theory, but it would be nice if we could test them out and see if they would work at the national level.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (gmeXX)

28 I blame the .1%.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (Lxw+T)

29 "BDD"

Posted by: Secretly conservative at January 30, 2013 10:40 AM (zEoic)

30 Obama's economic plan is fucceeding

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (8sCoq)

31 Fully automatic assault economy!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (7xPCu)

32
Sunset of the SMOD.

Boom!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (RFeQD)

33 Just Google "GDP unexpected"

Posted by: Scanner Dan at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (h5CN9)

34 Damn Obstructionist Republicans in Congress.

They're almost as obstreperous as the Turks.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (RuUvx)

35 Ace, Ace even "Reichwing Faux news!" let HILLARY! blame BUSH! for "spending cuts killing Be Ghazi the jewish tailor" or something...

as Hillary! said "what does it matter?!?"


Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (LRFds)

36 The Great Boning.
The Great Burning.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at January 30, 2013 10:41 AM (zji3t)

37 Time for Presdent Obama to throw Bush in Guamtonamo Prision with the rest of his friends. We hate Bush !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (48wze)

38 The Five Year Plan.




Given Obama's facility with numbers.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (Lxw+T)

39 Republicession

Posted by: john g at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (3PqHz)

40 Party of NOcession!

Posted by: Mike Jonze at January 30, 2013 10:42 AM (epWQP)

41 Zimbabwe 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (e0xKF)

42 Progressive Success

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 30, 2013 10:43 AM (ze9yk)

43 23 Scanner Dan,

why it is almost as though the media's bullshit is so transparent that the American people would have to be fucknuts retarded to buy it in big enough numbers to reelect Ogabe....?

Idiocracy Oscar winning best Documentary of 2006.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (LRFds)

44 Bush Funderperformance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (Cnqmv)

45 InYourMouthSession.

Posted by: jakeman at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (96M6e)

46 Idiocracy Oscar winning best Documentary of 2006.

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My money is on Ass to win Best Picture this year.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (e0xKF)

47 Maybe Obama thinks the economy is like golf. The lower numbers are better.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (Lxw+T)

48 Kinetic Economic Action

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (m2CN7)

49 The SMOD Also Rises

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:44 AM (8sCoq)

50 I find it difficult to believe Boehner GETS boners... his own, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (TOk1P)

51 Conaway's fade away.

Even many reps like mine who claim to be ardent fiscal conservatives voted to raise the debt limit again and again. It's all their fault.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget has not been banned yet at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (epxV4)

52 BOw-Rahn-Ko has got electrolytes!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:45 AM (LRFds)

53 Headline Contest anyone?

Economy Reaches Inevitable Conclusion of Bush Policies
_

On the 10th Anniversary of Bush's Illegal War Against Iraq, the Bill Comes Due.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (RuUvx)

54 Ace,

If 10AM is "early" I want your job.

Unless you work nights, in which case fuck it.

Oh who am I kidding, I didn't wake up until 8:30 today.

BTW, where's this "conversation."

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (Y0nDU)

55 "Unexpected slowdown in GDP; recovery still on track"

"Temporary Drop in GDP seen as boon for homeowners and other borrowers"

"Gay marriage advocates seeking to expand upon recent victories"

"GOP losing further ground with key demographic groups; strategists privately despondent about party's chances in 2016"

"Majority favors new gun control legislation: poll"

"GDP report bolsters Obama's economic arguments"

Posted by: The Fourth Estate at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (r2PLg)

56 I see Reagan's name more and more the last few weeks.



If blaming a predecessor works (and it clearly does), then blaming three of the last four has got to be even better.



Anybody know who's driving this meme? It really is popping up all over the place lately.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (4c71i)

57 I know people in Vermont who lost their house and job because of Bush's lies. Presdent Obama tried to help them, but it was too late....................

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (48wze)

58 Obligatory - http://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (VtjlW)

59 Just-The-Tip Economy

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (7xPCu)

60 Boehner will look like a genius by the end of the year.

First, he gets 99% of Bush tax cuts made permanent while getting Obama to own the economy with his “victory” Meanwhile, there have been some bad signs in Europe.

Today, Drudgereport announces: “GDP Shows Surprise Drop for U.S. in Fourth Quarter” and “GDP -0.1%…”

$165 billion in Q4 stimulus could not even generate a positive GDP return

I suggest that Republicans stay in disarray so Obama can own DC and the economy.

Own it Barack !!


Posted by: Milton Friedman at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (e8kgV)

61 Central planning rules!

Posted by: Invictus at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (OQpzc)

62 Call it what its always been called.

Bush's fault.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (m2CN7)

63 So the market is going up for what reason?

INFLATION and FLIGHT CAPITAL.


Weimer Republic here we come.

My best invest last year? GUNS. My PS90 has tripled in price! http://tinyurl.com/bexcray


50 round clips? $27 now $199. dat my even mo better, I have ten.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (wR+pz)

64 A gleecession.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM



I like this one or a Wheecession!.

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (bAGA/)

65 >Headline Contest anyone?


Everything Unexpectedly Much Worse

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (8sCoq)

66 Here's the release from the American Bankers Association:

The decline in the fourth quarter was driven primarily by reduced government spending, inventory drawdown and drag from exports. Federal defense spending fell at a 22% annual rate in the fourth quarter, producing a 1.3% drag on GDP growth. The cuts came primarily from outlays other than military personnel, suggesting that the military has been preparing for the looming sequestration.
The drawdown on inventories provided a 1.3% drag on growth in the fourth quarter, however is a positive sign for growth going forward. As inventories decline, it means more is being consumed than is being produced. This means that in coming months production will need to be ramped up to meet demand and rebuild inventories.
Finally, net exports provided a 0.3% drag on growth as continued weakness overseas hampers our growth.
Despite the strong declines in a number of categories, the fundamentals actually improved in the third quarter. Personal consumption added 1.5% to GDP growth, up from 1.1% the previous quarter. Fixed investment also improved notably, rising to 1.2% from 0.1% the previous quarter. Both residential investment and non-residential investment improved. These two areas are where we can see sustainable growth and will be the pillar of a sustainable recovery. Their continued strength suggests the fourth quarter results are unlikely to be repeated.

Posted by: rockmom at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (aBlZ1)

67 This is Obama 44-s fault.

Posted by: Obama 44 45 at January 30, 2013 10:47 AM (e8kgV)

68 ace is doing some grown-up writing over at Breitbart.com in "The Conversation"which is a tab at the top right of the screen.

I spoze we should not be moronic there.

Do the ewok a solid.

Maybe, if enough of us do so, he'll go back to posting lesbian pron.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (RuUvx)

69 51 SpongeBob Saget,

Guy it is politics...if the GOP does the right thing and even if it works within six months which it WOULD! but "working" means pain and reorganization and trusting people to start the fuck over we would be bombarded with "evil GOP hates Obamabi BLACK BLACK OMG OMG!" forever....

lose more power than we are quicker and have giggles get his Stalin on....and that ain't a cop out on my part it is raw fucking terror.

The public is demanding we wreck the boat totally

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (LRFds)

70 Smoke Signals

Posted by: Kim at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (i7KmQ)

71 But...but...free phones...and free condoms!!11!! We have spoken!1!1!

Posted by: No-information voter at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (vbh31)

72 John Boehner is a bleary eyed drunk who gets $400 haircutts. Useless.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 10:48 AM (wbmaj)

73 I blame it on the womyns.


Bitches get to work and save the country. You all voted for that asshole.


Then IRON MY SHIRT!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (wR+pz)

74 Its your own faults for hating Mexicans.

Posted by: Look In The Mirror, Troof Teller and Full of Fax at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (Aif/5)

75 53 Headline Contest anyone?

Economy Reaches Inevitable Conclusion of Bush Policies
_

On the 10th Anniversary of Bush's Illegal War Against Iraq, the Bill Comes Due.

_
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (RuUvx)


Only High Speed Trains Can Save Us Now!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (7xPCu)

76
The "I'm getting tired of apologizing for what I did your mouth" economy.

If you would just stop overthinking it and swallow, it wouldn't seem so bad.

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (ZDsRL)

77 I like the headlines that started to sprout up of this variety...

x = bad thing that happens b/c of obama

headlines:
"Experts talk about the upside of x"
"Is x a blessing in disguise?"
"Silver linings in x? You may be surprised"

Posted by: BSR: Live from Falls Church at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (CBCxo)

78 And by early, I mean ten-ish.

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It is early (to me). I work from home, self-employed, and until recently used to stay up really late (2, 3, 4 am). Got by on 4-6 hours a sleep every night, some days better than others. But starting Jan 1, I decided to make sleep a priority and I try to get to bed by midnight now. Have to say it's great to feel well rested every day. Anyway, I'll always have empathy for the late nighters.

Posted by: Mayday at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (F3s39)

79 I personally blame Herbert Hoover.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (wbmaj)

80 53 and 55 are pretty fucking eerie with believability.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (4c71i)

81 You want " Fries with that " economy ....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (trA4n)

82 "Unexpected slowdown in GDP; recovery still on track"

"Temporary Drop in GDP seen as boon for homeowners and other borrowers"

"Gay marriage advocates seeking to expand upon recent victories"

"GOP losing further ground with key demographic groups; strategists privately despondent about party's chances in 2016"

"Majority favors new gun control legislation: poll"

"GDP report bolsters Obama's economic arguments"

Posted by: The Fourth Estate at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (r2PLg)
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"Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot"

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (RSqz2)

83 It's What Pliants Crave!

The economy must get worse so they can claim that bold, direct, super-congressional action MUST BE TAKEN!

Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (KZi9D)

84 Its your own faults for hating Mexicans.

And teh gheys...and brown people, in general.

Posted by: No-information voter at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (vbh31)

85 I blame Bismark.

Posted by: Invictus at January 30, 2013 10:50 AM (OQpzc)

86 Headline contest:

"Why GDP is a bad measure of economic growth."
"GDP stays even." (Note that one, 0.1% will be "even.")
"Unemployment stays the same!"
and finally:
"GOP obstructionism in DC leads to 0.1% drop in GDP"

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 30, 2013 10:51 AM (Y0nDU)

87 You can get a good job killing people....if you have the right connections.
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/162463/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 10:51 AM (ZKzrr)

88 Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 30, 2013 10:49 AM (wR+pz


But, first...

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 30, 2013 10:51 AM (Cnqmv)

89 Cuckold's Gamble

Posted by: Vinman at January 30, 2013 10:51 AM (nEvyg)

90 " Grab Your Ankles " economy ...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (trA4n)

91 I blame Sandy Hook, the Japanese tsunami, and ATMs.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (Lxw+T)

92 Posted by: Milton Friedman at January 30, 2013 10:46 AM (e8kgV)



If you think the Media is going to let Obama own anything negative, you've apparently been vacationing from reality these last four years.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (4c71i)

93 Why is it all blamed on the Republicans when it's the Democrats who won't agree to anything?

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (ze9yk)

94 Menendez's Holiday.
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 10:37 AM (71LDo)

'Cause it's the kids and grandkids that are gonna get boned.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (DrWcr)

95 Headline Contest anyone?




Racist Economy Persecutes First Black President

Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (bAGA/)

96 You all voted for that asshole.

No, we didn't ALL vote for that asshole. For fuck's sake.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)

97 Viz inflation was not my fault. The frogs took all our shit.

Posted by: Paul von Hindenburg at January 30, 2013 10:52 AM (wR+pz)

98 Skeeters Wet Dream

Posted by: Kim at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (i7KmQ)

99 You can't teach an old dog eater new tricks.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (wbmaj)

100 Workplace violence

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (tlhtD)

101
93Why is it all blamed on the Republicans when it's the Democrats who won't agree to anything?

'cause shut up, that's why.

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (ZDsRL)

102
Good economies are racist.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (WYTHl)

103 "A Boon For Environmentalists"!!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (xp8vD)

104 Headwinds

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (tlhtD)

105 Shovel Ready, baby.

Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (012vu)

106 Nancy Pelosi's Ham Wallet

Posted by: Fenrir at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (TVBv1)

107 If you werent all a bunch of racist, nazi, nationalists, nativists, this wouldn't be happening.

Posted by: Look In The Mirror, Troof Teller and Full of Fax at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (Aif/5)

108 Obama's Recession?

Mourning in America.

Oh, you mean what could the MFM call it? Wednesday.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (eHIJJ)

109 The Warren Buffet Effect.

I saw The Warren Buffet Effect open for Jody Foster's Army in 1990.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (Lxw+T)

110 Something to do with guns!

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (tlhtD)

111 96 Radish,

that's the wonderful thing about the media basically allowing Ogabe to play at dictator with EOs and their reality altering...

we are a Duh-mocracy!

you don't need 66% you just need 50.00000000000000001%

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (LRFds)

112 Ned Beatty to play American people in new film: "Deliverance From Obama" Squeal, piggie.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (wbmaj)

113 Saw a fancy new volvo with the 99% sticker on it during the drive into work today..

Pretty sure I wanted to smash it into the guard rails.

I curse every time I see Obama stickers now.

However, my Lady, who used to be a staunch O supporter now happily has a sticker of his dumb ass on her car with a nice huge FAIL next to it :-)

Posted by: Melodicmetal at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (QY9FJ)

114 Here's the release from the American Bankers Association:



Apparently the ABA is full of Keynesian idiots who are incapable of rational analysis, BIRM.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (4c71i)

115 Creative Funstruction

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2013 10:54 AM (LCRYB)

116 If you werent all a bunch of racist, nazi, nationalists, nativists, this wouldn't be happening.
Posted by: Look In The Mirror, Troof Teller and Full of Fax at January 30, 2013 10:53 AM (Aif/5)

You forgot Cousin Kissing and Gun worshiping.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (l86i3)

117 StockMarket Continues To Soar In 2013

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (m2CN7)

118 Unexpected Recovery

Posted by: 13times at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (h6XiD)

119 More taxes!

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (tlhtD)

120 108 Obama's Recession?

Mourning in America.


*win*

Unfortunately, many Americans seem addicted to despair, if last November is any indication.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (Lxw+T)

121 91 I blame Sandy Hook, the Japanese tsunami, and ATMs.

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Ass To Mouth economy?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 10:55 AM (e0xKF)

122 It's just Eight Unexpected Years!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (ORGYc)

123 117 Polynikes,

Yup...pretty soon Ben will be using Charmin in lieu of dollar bills which is good....

WS is full of shit and TP is worth more

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (LRFds)

124 The economy has to go down before it can go up!duh

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (tlhtD)

125 The Curse of ChimpyMcBushHitlerHaliburton!

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (WM+rJ)

126 The 'Waiting for Steiner' Economy

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (xGlYu)

127 If we could just shut down the gun industry, thereby destroying the jobs of an untold number of people, we could easily turn this economy around. It is math people.

Posted by: Jason Whitlock at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (Aif/5)

128 Americans Saving More MoneyAs Retail Sales Decline.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (m2CN7)

129 Have we hit bottom yet?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 10:57 AM (wbmaj)

130 Global warming slows wind, power from wind farm falters, leading to lost GDP.


Christians blamed.

Posted by: Paul von Hindenburg at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (wR+pz)

131 Look! A squirrel that looks like Chimpy McHaliburtonhitler!

Posted by: Stephen at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (2HzUl)

132 Since they've taught the children so well they can call it a Spurious Boom and all the kiddies will think things are great.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (81UWZ)

133 Republicession?

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (LCRYB)

134 Hey Dry Balls, hows that equality in the playing field working out for you?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (x59Gv)

135
"Guns make women safer"

I'm starting to like this Gayle Trotter who's testifying now.

Posted by: jwest at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (ZDsRL)

136 NYT Headline:

BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!!1111!!!!11

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (EZl54)

137 Obama is tireless. He won't settle for .1%. He will make next quarter down .3% if it's the last thing he does. We hope.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (Lxw+T)

138 off sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 30, 2013 10:58 AM (wR+pz)

139 "It would have been worse if I had not jumped in there and saved the economy"
or
"But hey, my handicap is down under 20 now"
or
"Because Republican obstructionists keep getting in the way"
or
"Hey, I have a laser-like focus on the economy, and it's getting better under my leadership"

Posted by: E Pluribus Unum at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (Em374)

140 Nobody said we could turn this economy around overnight. What we have done is made $6 trillion dollars in investments that are about to start paying off.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (gmeXX)

141 Tilt the graph to The Left and it's a recovery.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (FcR7P)

142 Rise in gun sales fails to push economy forward.

Republicans suggest gun rebates.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (wR+pz)

143 Since the MFM and the Left (BIRM) are so fond of doublethink and newspeak, they'll call this recession an "economic surge." It will be dubbed Obama's Upswing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (4df7R)

144 "Economic report shows Obama levels playing field"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (Lxw+T)

145
"cornflation"




thanks, Ethanol!

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (EZl54)

146 " Tax -N- Blame " economy ...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (trA4n)

147 If you dumbasses had bought Sandra Fluke's bc earlier this pain could have been avoided err aborted whatever! Stupid Rethuglicans, damn.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (tlhtD)

148 The radio news made a big point that it's only a relative decrease, since gummint spending was SO BIG in the earlier quarters. Factoring that out, the private growth rate would have been almost an incendiary (!) 2%.

The fact that they're actually saying Obama's been debt-spending us into a Potempkin economy never occurred to them.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (MMC8r)

149 Yup...pretty soon Ben will be using Charmin in lieu of dollar bills which is good....

WS is full of shit and TP is worth more

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 10:56 AM (LRFds)
============

Once the new Treasury secretary has been confirmed we can officially start referring to the currency as "Loo Paper".

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (RSqz2)

150 Honestly, if these numbers had come out before the election, would it have mattered? I hope I'm wrong, but it looks like Democrats have enough parasites now that could care less about the economy and they don't have to even pay lip service to the private sector anymore.

That, or Republicans need to actually turn up at the polls. HAd the same Republicans that turned out in '04 been there in '12, we could have sent Obama packing.


Posted by: McAdams at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (EU2BU)

151 New and Improved Economy with Time Released Growth Crystals!* NOW WITH RETZIN!





*growth may not release on time

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 30, 2013 11:00 AM (9SH6B)

152 Looking for Mr. Goldbar.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (l86i3)

153 >>I realize the implications of this are not good, calling ten-ish "early."

If it makes you feel any better, check out this 1969 interview with Jimi Hendrix by Dick Cavett (skip to 11:50).

"'Do you consider yourself a disciplined guy? Do you get up every day and work?"

http://tinyurl.com/18r

Posted by: looking closely at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (PwGfd)

154 The Free Shit Funnel.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (k4bdL)

155 A change for the good, comrades. In giving up our pursuit of "middle-classness", we will transition from a nation more concerned with economic prosperity to a nation now concerned with social justice. We will all be forced to "Live Simply", which will allow us to live in harmony with one another and with nature.

That was painful to write.

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (cv5Iw)

156 Idiocracy.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (k4bdL)

157 I didn't have y'all three times by myself.

Posted by: Barry at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (83G/4)

158 Summer of Recovery V!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (+z4pE)

159 Fecklessnomics

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (EZl54)

160
I think today should be Brandy Ledford Appreciation Day.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (qpM85)

161 I guess being a Midwesterner living in Mexifornia has it's advantages sometime's , we comfort all the Libby's, there. there. you voted for IT!!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (x59Gv)

162 Obama's Upswing.

Sounds golfy. Maybe they will dub it "Obama's Mulligan."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (Lxw+T)

163 Who ya gonna believe? Us, or your lying net worth?

Posted by: MFM at January 30, 2013 11:01 AM (P4cxa)

164 The Common Sense Recession

The Roaring Tens

Hope you saved some Change

Posted by: E Pluribus Unum at January 30, 2013 11:02 AM (Em374)

165
We will all be forced to "Live Simply", which will allow us to live in harmony with one another and with nature.

I.e., we will hunt out the wildlife in a desperate effort to survive and then turn on the neighbors. The losers will become one with the winners.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 30, 2013 11:03 AM (VzwgP)

166
"US GDP Falls, Paving Way For Greater Gains"

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 11:03 AM (FcR7P)

167 Obama's Fairness Doctrine... no one makes any money.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2013 11:03 AM (eHIJJ)

168 Barry's Gay Teens.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (k4bdL)

169 Wreckonomic Concession

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (EZl54)

170 The Enlightened Recession.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (KXm42)

171 50 Recipes for Gruel.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (l86i3)

172 The GOP Wreckoning

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (ccXZP)

173 1Q 2013 probably won't show a contraction, so it technically won't be a recession, even if the -0.1% holds up for 4Q 2012, which it probably won't after the inevitable revisions.

That being said, it's also fair to say that this is no long a recovery, but is simply a "new normal"... the stagnant staggering clusterf*** of a miserable failed economy.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (qHCyt)

174 What should we call it?

Soon we will call it the good old days.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (avAMN)

175 You know I wrote Obama economics plan, right?



http://tinyurl.com/byj7zvk






Posted by: Chancy Gardener at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (wR+pz)

176 Bidenomics.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (k4bdL)

177 The Clay Pigeon Recovery

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (WM+rJ)

178 I.e., we will hunt out the wildlife in a desperate effort to survive and then turn on the neighbors. The losers will become one with the winners.

---

Did someone say "longporkchop sandwiches"?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (e0xKF)

179 We Capitalists cannot sell you the rope to hang us with if'n we can't make a buck, Leftards

Posted by: Bigby's Sticky Fingers at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (3ZtZW)

180 Obama II inherited this from Obama I.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (MMC8r)

181 The Transformation.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (KXm42)

182 Boehner's Recession!

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (Iyg03)

183 I don't know what to call the recession, but I've been using #GDPShrinkage on twitter today.

Posted by: votermom at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (wOIt+)

184 165 Grey Fox,

or we will human wave Mexico and backflow the fuckers...


Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (LRFds)

185 >>>1Q 2013 probably won't show a contraction, so it technically won't be a recession, even if the -0.1% holds up for 4Q 2012, which it probably won't after the inevitable revisions.

genuine request for elaboration: Why do you think 1Q 2013 won't show a recession?

This was a pretty steep drop.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (LCRYB)

186 The action is in the states. Red states are doing well (and blue states lead by GOP govenors are faring better than other blue states). We could be doing better, but we are faring much better than the blue states. Eventually this will get carried over to the federal government. All is not lost. It sucks that we have to listen to Obama for the next four years. And surely, he'll screw things up and make some things worse. But the 2010 election was a deep, deep conservative victory. That election will pay dividends for years to come. If we can just keep Obama somewhat neutered, we'll be ok.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (gmeXX)

187 The Great Integrative Complexity

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (BAS5M)

188 Bush's Fault: The Boehnering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (UOM48)

189 The Pelosi Cauldron.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (k4bdL)

190 Recover Summer IV: Your Mouth

Posted by: toby928Š Person of Pallor at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (QupBk)

191 Phase One

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (EZl54)

192 Mitt Romney's Ultimate Revenge.

I told you people that the 1% were literally going to put you in chains.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (S+el1)

193 Whatever ... it's still a DEPRESSION

Posted by: Gerry at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (83G/4)

194 Turning Japanese.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (Lxw+T)

195 179 Bigby's Sticky Fingers,

Hey now we should judt do shit for a hobby...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (LRFds)

196 What we have done is made $6 trillion dollars in investments that are about to start paying off.

Damn straight.

Posted by: Solyndra at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (MMC8r)

197 Turning Japanese.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (Lxw+T)

I really think so.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)

198 Wow, this thread is UNEXPECTED.

Posted by: akula51 at January 30, 2013 11:06 AM (YesJa)

199 We really need a Mad Magazine Slublog masterpiece of TFG grinning his idiot grin, "What, me worry?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (UOM48)

200 Did someone say "longporkchop sandwiches"?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (e0xKF)


Mmmm, longpork.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (4df7R)

201 If we can just keep Obama somewhat neutered, we'll be ok.

---

Problem being that the Republican leadership comes off as the ones who are neutered.

If Boehner violates the Hastert Rule to push through "immigration reform", the long-game won't materialize as you stated.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (e0xKF)

202 A Good Start.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (Lxw+T)

203 By the way, isn't this just an estimate. Doesn't history indicate that the real number will be even lower?

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (gmeXX)

204 "Economy Faltering Under Republican House"

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (FcR7P)

205 186 SH,

Yeah that means "golly" we're gonna get to watch BRAWK decide to "bail out" the blue states and turn the pork cannon into the directed Free Shit Distribution Cannon and the Red's frugality will be fucked....

thanks AMERICA and the Media...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:07 AM (LRFds)

206 Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 10:59 AM (gmeXX)

Funny I recall a certain democratic presidential candidate saying he could turn it around in 4 years.

BTW, we're on what, year 6 of attempting to turn it around? That's one long night, jackass.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (Y0nDU)

207 Honestly, if these numbers had come out before the election, would it have mattered?

Nick Mcromy gonna ban tampons! smh!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (ZKzrr)

208 Squirrel!!!!

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (avAMN)

209 Did anyone see Greta's interview with Hildebeast last night? She threw TFG under the bus.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (UOM48)

210 Funny I recall a certain democratic presidential candidate saying he could turn it around in 4 years.


Those were dog years.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (l86i3)

211 The Before Time

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (EZl54)

212 If Boehner violates the Hastert Rule to push through "immigration reform", the long-game won't materialize as you stated.

--

I'm not expecting immigration reform to take place, but we will see. Could be wrong.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:09 AM (gmeXX)

213 205 186 SH,

Yeah that means "golly" we're gonna get to watch BRAWK decide to "bail out" the blue states and turn the pork cannon into the directed Free Shit Distribution Cannon and the Red's frugality will be fucked....

thanks AMERICA and the Media...

---

Which is why I would like to see the Republic of Tex-iana take off.

If Texas, Louisiana, and a bunch of other states walk, there are decidedly fewer states who can prop up California, Illinois, New York, and other states which are on the brink of collapse.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:09 AM (e0xKF)

214 207 Ms radish,

we must plot to overcome this setback on womyn's gal parts, tampons, and gini pills....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:09 AM (LRFds)

215 Those were dog years.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (l86i3)


And then Bammy ate the dog, so there's no way he could be expected to keep track of how much time has passed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:09 AM (4df7R)

216 This fucking media we have is so in the tank, they would explain away Obama himself smashing down their house with a wrecking ball.

We NEED to uproot the state run media.

and I really don't care how.

I'm sick and tired of these preening, rich assholes who sit at fucking desk with blank papers and god damned pen telling me how awesome everything is with the economy.

If they even TRIED to tell both sides of an argument, there wouldn't be one. This stumble fuck in the WH and the 3 years of COMPLETE Dem control (they love to forget that bit of information) in blowholes first term shoved a steel dildo up Americas ass.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at January 30, 2013 11:09 AM (QY9FJ)

217
>>>Those were dog years.


Tasty. Dog. Years.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 11:09 AM (oIc0d)

218 Did anyone see Greta's interview with Hildebeast last night? She threw TFG under the bus.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2013 11:08 AM (UOM4

I watched it, I had to send the kids to bed, I don't allow them to watch Lesbian pron.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (l86i3)

219 185 - Re genuine request for elaboration.

Just a gut feeling. My gut tells me that the uncertainty of the fiscal cliff coupled with the uncertainty of sequestration caused a lot of pull-back in the private economy and slow-down in defense spending in 4Q 2012. I don't think it bounces back in any big way, but I'd expect some bounce due to slightly decreased uncertainty, with slow growth in 1Q 2013.

That's short term, of course. In the long term, WE'RE BONED.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (qHCyt)

220 Qualitative Lifestyle Easing

The GOP's Roadblock to Recovery

Freecession! Part 3!

And the President's personal favorite:

The Great Leap Forward

Posted by: GalosGann at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (T3KlW)

221
RECOVERY WINTER!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (p/cQy)

222 Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:05 AM (gmeXX)

Then you woke up.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (avAMN)

223 1Q 2013 is likely to be a disaster due to the TFG's tax increases on the middle class.

1Q 2014 is the one I am worried about after Obama-care fully kicks in.

Posted by: sTevo at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (PxWoz)

224 I call it 'Dinner at Deviant's Palace'.

Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (8MnhW)

225
BTW, we're on what, year 6 of attempting to turn it around? That's one long night, jackass.

---

Remember, this was the crew who said they would be the "most ready on day 1" of any administration in history and immediately everything went to shit, with the blame going to "outdated technology".

That was an omen for his entire presidency, IMHO.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (e0xKF)

226 ReCessation

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (eHIJJ)

227 The Depardieu Contraction.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (Lxw+T)

228 The BOHICA Years

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (BAS5M)

229 Sven, I agree if we bail out the blue states that would be bad. But I don't think that will happen. Obviously just because I think it doesn't mean it won't. But it is hard to envision that such a plan would make it through the Senate let alone the House.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (gmeXX)

230 Happy days.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (oIc0d)

231 Great Granpa, tell us that story about the time we actually walked on the Moon.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (KZi9D)

232 213 Brandon in BR,

Thing is no matter what we do thanks to their desperation to keep chasing the keynes dragon they can fuck us until we leave.

*pain*

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (LRFds)

233 But squared, multiplied by 10,000 and expressed in binary, we're actually at 4% growth!!! Not bad, Mr. President!!!

Posted by: Time Magazine at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (xp8vD)

234 232 213 Brandon in BR,

Thing is no matter what we do thanks to their desperation to keep chasing the keynes dragon they can fuck us until we leave.

*pain*

---

I'd rather move from Heroin Hero, where we chase the dragon, to Rehab Hero, where the dragon chases us.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (e0xKF)

235 IF the left can blame GWB for the shitty situation we're in for 6 years, when the next 4 are done and this country is lower than Mexico, will we have 3 decades of "Baroke Owebama's fault?"

Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (xmcEQ)

236 The Depardieu Contraction.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (Lxw+T)


That sounds like a new Bourne title.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (4df7R)

237 Great Granpa, tell us that story about the time we actually walked on the Moon.
Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 30, 2013 11:11 AM (KZi9D)


And the meat, tell us about meat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (l86i3)

238 229 SH,

I have a harder time imagining the media will not allow a beer hall putsch by the Chancellor by then

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (LRFds)

239 I assume the White House welcomed this news since they've been trying to trash this economy for four years now. All that hard work is finally paying off!

I picture King Baraka I doing a fist pump when he heard the news..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (f9c2L)

240 Bronco Bama's Midas Touch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (+z4pE)

241 Earth That Was

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (EZl54)

242 Bush's American Bukkake?

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (Qhk8J)

243 FUNcession!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (1Jaio)

244 >> genuine request for elaboration: Why do you think 1Q 2013 won't show a recession?

Because of how the numbers can be massaged, especially with TFG in charge.

As a reference, see how the economy miraculously got unexpectedly better in the the months leading up to the election.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (ccXZP)

245 RECOVERY WINTER!!


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (p/cQy)


It's The Recovery GENERATION!!!!


Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:13 AM (xmcEQ)

246
I call it not bad, for a Kenyan.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 11:13 AM (oIc0d)

247 "Frankly, this is the best-looking contraction in U.S. GDP you'll ever
see," Paul Ashworth, an economist at Capital Economics, said in a note
to clients. "The drag from defense spending and inventories is a
one-off. The rest of the report is all encouraging."







If I was in charge at Capital Economics, I'd fire this ass clown so fast he'd get a nose bleed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 11:13 AM (1Jaio)

248 How about the "I Just Got A Job Last Friday After 3 Years and After Only 3 Days I Already Have My First Day Off Due To Lack Of Work" economy.



Oh and Raylan finally shoots someone 4 episodes into the season but it's with a fucking bean bag gun.

Posted by: Adam at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (Aif/5)

249 234 Brandon in BR,

That is why we are better than the blue and it is why this union WILL die just a matter of when.

Run red, cover down....

remember when Bush's 4.8% UE3 and U6 at~9.75% was "Jobless Wreckovery"?

Yeah neither does the media or the idiots...but reality does.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (LRFds)

250 Obama: we need more stimulus

Posted by: Obama 45 at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (e8kgV)

251 The Depardieu Contraction. Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:10 AM (Lxw+T) That sounds like a new Bourne title.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:12 AM (4df7R)

Or what Gerard does while on the can.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (DrWcr)

252 Skynet Dawn

SH's Reach-Around.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (avAMN)

253 Obama working tirelessly for more jobs (on golf course)

Posted by: Obama 45 at January 30, 2013 11:14 AM (e8kgV)

254 Obama: MORE PUDDING !!

Posted by: Obama 45 at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (e8kgV)

255 1) Obama's Recession
2) ???
3) Profit

So, we could call it "Step One".

Posted by: Media Gnome at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (eHIJJ)

256 We missed the obvious one: Racism.

This contraction is proof that the rich won't spend money because Obama is black.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (Lxw+T)

257 Sven - do you really think we are going to start bailing out the blue states? I certainly agree it is possible. I just believe it to be unlikely. Even if you did it while enacting strong structural reforms. The media doesn't always create victories. They certainly aren't winning on gun control, and the immigration debate is far from settled.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (gmeXX)

258 #237 Not the meat. I can't speak of it. Here, eat your Soylent Green and be quiet.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 11:16 AM (wbmaj)

259 MSNBC lack of ad sales drags economy to new low.

Conservatives blamed.

Posted by: Chancy Gardener at January 30, 2013 11:16 AM (wR+pz)

260 Hey you know I actually threw a rod in the engine but since I also spld the tires this is really GOOD NEWS!

Fucking dumbasses.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:16 AM (LRFds)

261 The dollar is racist

Posted by: Obama 45 at January 30, 2013 11:16 AM (e8kgV)

262 Note to self, turn off sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (wR+pz)

263 The Progressives are blaming Republicans for defense spending sequestations

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (e8kgV)

264 "Thank God, it could have been so much worse!"

Alternative tweet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

265 "Best-Looking Contraction in US GDP You'll Ever See:"


That is one FINE - Looking malignant tumor you got there!

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (EZl54)

266 As a reference, see how the economy miraculously got unexpectedly better in the the months leading up to the election.

Don't forget that Magic Meme of "no president getting re-elected with UE above 8%", the UE number miraculously becoming (falsely) 7.8% right before the election, then TFG getting magically re-elected.

See, they were right!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (+z4pE)

267 This David Kopel is using common sense.


BURN HIM!

Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (fWAjv)

268 Skeetercession.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (m2CN7)

269 And the market whistles past the graveyard.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (wbmaj)

270 257 Sven - do you really think we are going to start bailing out the blue states?

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It's a near-certainty.

They'll find a way to stick the funding for it into an "emergency bill" like the Sandy bill and then play the "HOW DARE YOU!" card if anyone questions why we're bailing out Illinois because their pension system bankrupted the state.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (e0xKF)

271 Sven - do you really think we are going to start bailing out the blue states? I certainly agree it is possible. I just believe it to be unlikely. Even if you did it while enacting strong structural reforms. The media doesn't always create victories. They certainly aren't winning on gun control, and the immigration debate is far from settled.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (gmeXX)

Notice how the troll plants a hint about how blue states could be bailed out in a good way.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (avAMN)

272 The praying for a highly motivated, patriotic lone wolf, with nothing to lose economy

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 30, 2013 11:17 AM (RM5S6)

273
And the meat, tell us about meat.


"Okay, then gather around the CFL bulb before they cut off power for the night."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (Lxw+T)

274 I'm not dead, I just have my eyes closed.

Posted by: The Economy at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (ZWaLo)

275

woo hoo, and just look at all those Republicans making political hay outta this!

oh wait..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (E1X66)

276 We could just call it, 'The wages of Affirmative Action'.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (oIc0d)

277 I guess we'll only find out if it's an official recession in April, but the only question is how much the economy will tank in Q1 2013, not whether growth will be negative.

I ain't layin' nothing on Boehner.

It's all Keynes and the retards who still follow that jackass imbecile (who was, BTW, a failed mathematician).

We've had record deficits for 3+ years now and have NOTHING to show for it.

Will there be any punishment for these assholes? God, I wish I were in a field where failure was rewarded.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (T0NGe)

278 #55. Wow.

Posted by: Mike Jonze at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (epWQP)

279 We'll make up for it in volume.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (xp8vD)

280


Positive shrinkage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2013 11:18 AM (7zeCD)

281 From Drudge:

Dems: 'Best-Looking Contraction in U.S. GDP You'll Ever See'...

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (e8kgV)

282 The only real name that this financial situation could have is "the Obama Recovery." That's exactly what it is: the Obama Recovery.

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (ze9yk)

283 Michelle Obama donates dress; hundreds of tents made for homeless families.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (7xPCu)

284 257 SH,

I think we're going to be treated to Barack Obama or the media saying nonstop that the red led states ddoing well is because of "economic warfare" and "unequal distribution of opportunity"

I also think Jordan and his ilk will simultaneously swear that the blue states pay more in taxes....

I have no idea where the fuck this is leading other than a brick wall or the grand canton

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (LRFds)

285 do you really think we are going to start bailing out the blue states?

California, Illinois, and New York. Why not? It's not like Obama is saving money for something else. And he'll be able to convince the GOP that a bailout will bring out Hispanics' natural conservatism.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (FcR7P)

286 The "MSM felating Obama" Economy.


Posted by: Al at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (V70Uh)

287 "Best-Looking Contraction in US GDP You'll Ever See

Until the next one. That'll be the best one EVER.

Until the one after that.

See what I mean about doublethink and newspeak? By the end of the week they'll be turning this contraction into an expansion.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (4df7R)

288 Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:15 AM (gmeXX)

I can't speak for Sven,
But the bailout of Blue states is going to subtly happen through things like "Medicaid expansion" and "High Speed Rail."

We're already seeing this. California wants to hand out healthcare to everyone, it can't afford it, so the Federal government steps in and offers to pick up the "expansion tab" for 4 years (or in Government speak: Forever really, we're just lying about the limits.)

Do I think Obummer's going to jump down and say "Bam, here's 20 billion to you blue state, and 20 billion to you!" No, but he's going to use the federal budget to plug holes in states budgets, which is just f'ing wrong.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (Y0nDU)

289 SMOD Averted, Meteor Afraid of American Economy

Posted by: Palace Guards at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (eHIJJ)

290 Damn that Mitt Romney! Talking down the economy.....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (YmPwQ)

291 Eman - i have no more desire to bail out the blue states anymore than you or Sven. And I don't think it will happen. I guess that makes me a troll. a real conservative like you obviously just expects it to happen.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (gmeXX)

292 Cleanup, aisle (vNOgs).

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (ZKzrr)

293 Yeah, they'll say we need more government spending. The meme is already being pushed that any contraction is due to "austerity".

There's a reason we're going broke, people.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (J4gw3)

294
I have no idea where the fuck this is leading other than a brick wall or the grand canton

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It's leading to "Jesusland Revisited".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (e0xKF)

295 277 AmishDude,

well you run in league with one...not a slam on you promise.

Big School is a big part of idiocracy nation

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (LRFds)

296 283 Michelle Obama donates dress; hundreds of tents made for homeless families.

Or maybe sofas. Hard to tell from the fabric.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (Lxw+T)

297 Stay tuned for Recovery Summer IV

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (e8kgV)

298 That's a damn fine looking 4th Qtr. GDP!

Posted by: O-bah-muhh looking at his reflexion in the mirror at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (T7GFH)

299 The Federal government has been buying tons of California bonds.

The precedents for large scale bailouts based on the idea of too big to fail and shut up that's why have already been set.

They are inevitable, like Judgement Day.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (avAMN)

300
Andrew Breitbart at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (vNOgs)

I don't hope for bad things for the country, just horribly painful things for you.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (RM5S6)

301 292 SH,

I think whether it happens or not it will be used as fuel to keep chasing the Keynes Dragon...

WAITER MORE CHAMPAGNE!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (LRFds)

302 Even my daughter, who unflinchingly believed the Liberal tripe promoted at her school, said "Keynes makes no sense." studying for her Economics class. There's hope people. And not the stupid "Hope" O'Bumbles is selling.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 11:21 AM (71LDo)

303 The GOPression

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (ccXZP)

304 Advice columnist: How to indulge Valu-Rite tastes on a bark soup budget.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (7xPCu)

305 BAE to cut 200 jobs in NH.... and the ObamaEconomy continues.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (T7GFH)

306 I think we're going to be treated to Barack Obama or the media saying nonstop that the red led states ddoing well is because of "economic warfare" and "unequal distribution of opportunity"----

I have no doubt this is what we will here.

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I can't speak for Sven,But the bailout of Blue states is going to subtly happen through things like "Medicaid expansion" and "High Speed Rail."
_____________

Then this is just status quo.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (gmeXX)

307 Fuck off, troll. The worst thing that ever happened to this country is the day you were born.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

308 Father's Very Little Dividend.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (Lxw+T)

309 The Boehner Defenestration

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (8sCoq)

310 Reagan's home could become a parking lot for Obama's library

Posted by: PeeWee Herman at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (e8kgV)

311 BAE to cut 200 jobs in NH.... and the ObamaEconomy continues.
Posted by: Live Free Or Die at January 30, 2013 11:22 AM (T7GFH)


That's going to hurt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (4df7R)

312 Eman - i have no more desire to bail out the blue states anymore than you or Sven. And I don't think it will happen. I guess that makes me a troll. a real conservative like you obviously just expects it to happen.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:20 AM (gmeXX)

Sorry, pal. You reek of troll.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (avAMN)

313 300 Eman,

Yeah I know that can be hidden since there is no way in fuck Obama and the MFM will admit that the fed is playing the same game with us...

BUT I see the Feds directly kicking money straight into the Blue's general fund if they can.

That will obliterate the union.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (LRFds)

314 And erg's still got nuthin'.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (eHIJJ)

315 "Once the new Treasury secretary has been confirmed we can officially start referring to the currency as 'Loo Paper'."

Once people see his loopy-loop signature on their money there will be riots in the streets.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (71LDo)

316 If you want to get the idea into the press that some kind of Obama-related depressive economic thing is happening, you have to start calling the depressive economic thing something "racist"--or even racist, because then it can be funny (there's an Alinsky rule about that).

"Zimbabwe"-related stuff won't work, because people have heard "Zimbabwe" too many times. An obscure slur would work best. The media loves to teach its fans what's racist--and people love to be told what's racist. Remember "macaca."

So, pick one. There are lists of all the world's slurs on internet, because the internet is helpful. Take one off a list, make sure it fits, and weld it to an economic term. Then say that shit a million times.

Eventually, the OUTRAGE!d will mention your idea. Right now, you don't even have that. Only OUTRAGE! can get conservative words (e.g., "death panels") through the media's filter, and you haven't generated any OUTRAGE!. People have no idea (except their own lying-eyes idea, which doesn't count, because they can't join it) that the world is econo-boned--or that anyone admits it's boned.

Tell them.

And laugh.

Posted by: oblig. at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (cePv8)

317 For the next four years, all ofwe commie fucktardswill dream of apocalypse and acting to maketerrible things happen to the United States.

That's why we on the left loved 9/11. 3,000 dead capitalists.

Posted by: Michael Moore's Anal Fissure at January 30, 2013 11:24 AM (YmPwQ)

318 Yes, because the military will start spending again in Q1.

But all those 'dude, look at my check!' DU-types? Uh-uh.

Consumer confidence just collapsed. People are getting hours cut over MessiahCare. That consumer spending is going to go down with it.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 11:24 AM (MMC8r)

319 Looks like someone is all butthurt, that once again, Socialism has been proven to be a huge failure. We are Europe now, and our socialists dirtbags got what they wanted but that won't keep them whining like the pussies they are.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2013 11:24 AM (m2CN7)

320 We are all Californians now.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:24 AM (Lxw+T)

321 And erg's still got nuthin'.


Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2013 11:23 AM (eHIJJ)


Except for the fact HE WAS RIGHT.

Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:24 AM (xmcEQ)

322 Fuck you, erg. Confirmation about what we warned would happen when the suicidal policies of the preening imbecile you voted for were implemented isn't something we cheer for, but it is something we expect.

You're the one wishing away reality, you stupid fuck.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (xGlYu)

323 303 DFbaskwill,

Yeah the problem is they still buy the myth of "Macroeconomics" vs "Microeconomics" never quite grasping there is "economics" and states simply have different mechanism for income, wealth, credit, and debt....

so another 70 years or so and *maybe* we'll recover.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (LRFds)

324 Wow, this thread is UNEXPECTED.

I expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (KXm42)

325 Oh, my!

Posted by: helmsman sulu at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (ORGYc)

326 Sorry, pal. You reek of troll.


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Well I'm sorry you feel that way. Just a conservative who wants to engage in fun debate. And I consider myself a pretty optimistic conservative. I think conservatives will win out in the long run.

Hard to believe how someone who has never supported a liberal position in his life can be mistaken for a troll.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (gmeXX)

327 If you like this economic boom, you can keep this economic boom.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:26 AM (Lxw+T)

328 The "It's not, nor will it ever be Barry's fault" recession

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 11:26 AM (1Jaio)

329 You have to admit, it's the best economy ever produced by a black president

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 30, 2013 11:27 AM (SO2Q8)

330 I don't want to go on the cart.

Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:27 AM (8MnhW)

331 Brokeback Economy

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2013 11:27 AM (DrWcr)

332 328 The "It's not, nor will it ever be Barry's fault" recession

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If we ever end up with another Republican president and the economy booms afterward, Barry will try to take credit for it like Carter tried to do with the Reagan economy.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:27 AM (e0xKF)

333 328 TQM,

The Capitalist Quake

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:27 AM (LRFds)

334 Well I'm sorry you feel that way. Just a conservative who wants to engage in fun debate. And I consider myself a pretty optimistic conservative. I think conservatives will win out in the long run.

Hard to believe how someone who has never supported a liberal position in his life can be mistaken for a troll.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:25 AM (gmeXX)

Nothing about this is fun.

Another troll mistake.

Troll.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:27 AM (avAMN)

335 Hey, one of Prezzy's 777 is buzzing my house. No shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (l86i3)

336 16 Amerikkka's comeuppance for centuries of slavery, Jim Crow, and racism.
Posted by: Mike Jonze at January 30, 2013 10:38 AM (epWQP)



You betcha. Jin Crow and KKK.....

wait a minute.....

That's us, too.

Posted by: dEmOcRaTS R uS at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (tWnQH)

337 That's all you've been doing for the past four years is hoping that everything falls apart. Burn it down!



You people are horrible. It sucks to be a loser.and guess what? You people lost.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at January 30, 2013 11:26 AM (vNOgs)


The thing that makes you a dumbass is, YOU LOSE TOO!!

You are subject to this economy and el-Jeffe's fucked up policies. The rest of the world HATES YOU EVEN MORE now, so enjoy, fucktard.

Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (xmcEQ)

338 It's much better to be on the side that makes everything fall apart, like my triple Whopper after I've carried it around iny my pocket all day.

Posted by: Michael Moore's Anal Fissure at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (YmPwQ)

339 332 Brandon in BR,

without my fucking stagflation and hollow military Reagan would have never worked!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (LRFds)

340 @284

sven,

I believe that the Jordanthetroll types have all suddenly realized that banging their lefty fascist anti America fists on the table over lattes is far different than actually attempting to control and disarm a heavily armed red populace.

Even in divorce proceedings, it is wise to give the other party some type of "out" . Hopelessly backed into a corner is a position that permits only one result.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (EZl54)

341 Oh, my, I believe one of the trolls just got sent to the cornfield...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 30, 2013 11:28 AM (GBXon)

342 Face it, we're in a depression. The only way out is to get the government out of the way. Of course, that would cause more GDP contraction in the short term because the government is a large chunk of GDP, but it is the most worthless chunk.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (Qnz7V)

343 You have to admit, it's the best economy ever produced by a black president

I'm not out of this yet.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (MMC8r)

344 Then feel free to ignore my posts Eman.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (gmeXX)

345 You have to admit, it's the best economy ever produced by a black president

I'm not out of this yet.
Posted by: Robert Mugabe at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (MMC8r)

RACE TO THE BOTTOM.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (l86i3)

346 By the end of the week they'll be turning this contraction into an expansion.





Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (4df7R)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (xp8vD)

347 Ben's morning link post today has a lot of interesting stuff.

Even Dingey Harry won't endorse Feinstein's gun grab bill. Heh.
There seems to be a lot of irresolution, blame-shifting, and bad news in the air. It's time for someone on our side to make a stir. A North Star eye-poke would be helpful.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2013 11:30 AM (HjPtV)

348 340 T Hunter,

Yeah that is why suddenly they are trying to be reasonable and send for reinforcements...

look if Juan ain't a citizen and he doesn't get checks he goes home...

he goes home they don't have cannon fodder

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:30 AM (LRFds)

349 I am not a troll. I'm just promoting mainstream libertarian-conservative-anarchist views!

Posted by: shit head at January 30, 2013 11:30 AM (ORGYc)

350 Boehner's Bum Rush

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2013 11:30 AM (WM+rJ)

351 Question: The .1% GDP drop - can this be partially or whollyaccounted for by ObamaCare and the drop of hours, etcacrost the Fruited Plains?

Posted by: Bigby's Sticky Fingers at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (3ZtZW)

352 Jim DeMint started the recession!

Posted by: Alvin Greene at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (fUwsw)

353 Then feel free to ignore my posts Eman.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:29 AM (gmeXX)

I am always free to do that, but I won't.

You are a troll.

Posted by: eman at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (avAMN)

354
Even in divorce proceedings, it is wise to give the other party some type of "out" . Hopelessly backed into a corner is a position that permits only one result.

Shit Sun Tzu Said, Vol I.

Posted by: zsasz at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (MMC8r)

355 If losing is the new winning shouldn't Romney be President now?

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (tAie3)

356 We're all gay socialists now!!

Posted by: NEWSWEAK at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (xmcEQ)

357 How about:

The Trail of Tears of John's Boehner

Posted by: Socktopus at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (1FLBb)

358 It seems to me that PJTV is preaching to choir. Who goes there but "us" and we are already convinced? Beck was so derided that FOX ran him off (I guess, who knows). PJTV and Beck and some money need to unite with The Donald and buy a television station. That probably sounds "polyanna-ish" as I know it will be difficult. BUT that is the only way to get the word to the low info voters (as Rush says formerly known as idiots and morons) (I don't mean our vaulted morons here)

Posted by: AnnaS at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (rOtZ6)

359 The "If I cannot prosper, then no one shall" recession

Posted by: Weew at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (0FcyN)

360 Tough crowd the other day. Halfway through my set, people were still booing the guy who was on before me.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Comedian at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (HJsDx)

361 Yeah that is why suddenly they are trying to be reasonable and send for reinforcements...

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Libs' version of "reasonable" is "You'll do what I say BEFORE I call you an evil monster who must be killed."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (e0xKF)

362 On the other hand, now no pre-existing condition can prevent you from standing in a line that wraps around the block twice so you can spend three minutes with a doctor who will ask you if you own guns. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (Lxw+T)

363 342 zmdavid,

We've BEEN in a depression. The media and donks hid it to try to get their boyfriend reelected. Every month we put off the needed adjustments and relaxation of govt choking the goose we gain bonus time with interest having to fuck the chicken....

I am tired of having to fuck the chicken because of other people's drug habit.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:32 AM (LRFds)

364 DemOppression covers it pretty good.
Actually DemOppression II - The Worse Deal.

Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2013 11:33 AM (tAie3)

365 grand canton

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:19 AM (LRFds)


Gimme two! Extla egg rorrs, prease.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 30, 2013 11:33 AM (tWnQH)

366 RACE TO THE BOTTOM.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:33 AM (Lxw+T)

367 The Obama administration is what life looks like when internet trolls take over. The trolls are in charge and it ain't pretty.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 30, 2013 11:33 AM (tlhtD)

368 Fucking journalists. The article says we had a contraction of "-1%". Hello, that would be an expansion of 1%. Double negatives, how do they work?

Posted by: Socktopus at January 30, 2013 11:33 AM (1FLBb)

369 I am tired of having to fuck the chicken because of other people's drug habit.

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I'm not.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (e0xKF)

370 O/T

A little under the weather so catching morning programming Animal Cops on Animal Planet. You know what's an exciting prospect about amnesty? The opportunity of importing the culture of cock-fighting! Awesome!
/s

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (5H6zj)

371 Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (vNOgs)



That doesn't make you any less of an America hating, communist sympathizing anti-Semitic asshole, now does it?

Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (xmcEQ)

372 Also on the horizon? Taxpayers not of the "1%" who just got their taxes raised after being told no taxes would hit them. 1Q 2013 GDP is going to shrink because consumers have less cash and the economy will shrink yet some more. The New Normal is less liquidity from a group that was pretty illiquid already.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (eHIJJ)

373 Obamic Decline

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (e8kgV)

374 362 George Orwell,

The upside is you may heal in line...the down side is you may die of malnutrition...


Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (LRFds)

375 368 Fucking journalists. The article says we had a contraction of "-1%". Hello, that would be an expansion of 1%. Double negatives, how do they work?

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Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

Posted by: Colonel Mustard at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (e0xKF)

376
can someone please make a parody song about Obama using the Kinks' LOLA?

"Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but I know what I am...

O-bama...O-O-O-bama

O-bama...O-O-Obama

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (qpM85)

377 I think I'll go for a walk.

Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:35 AM (8MnhW)

378 Proof of the clearly excellent grades and mastery of Economics our leader achieved in college.....wait...what ? I'm sorry, proof of the clearly pass/fail grades in urban studies our leader achieved in many colleges...mostly fail it would seem.

Posted by: CelticCaptain at January 30, 2013 11:35 AM (7N2jC)

379 Yes, this country would be much better off if we followed libertarian-conservative views. Happy to promote them. Quite confident I have never promoted any anarchist viewpoints. I much prefer a government that is more libertarian,particularly with respect to the private sector. And I much prefer a populace that is conservative with conservative values and respect for all forms of life. And I think the red states are basically leading the way. Obviously the federal government has not followed this path. But I ultimately think that the success of the red states, the failure of the blue states will cause the federal government to change its ways. We will have a lot to undo, but it can be done.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2013 11:35 AM (gmeXX)

380 356 We're all gay socialists now!!
Posted by: NEWSWEAK at January 30, 2013 11:31 AM (xmcEQ)
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Some animals are more gay than others.

Posted by: Georwell at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (1FLBb)

381 You people are such haters. He just got inaugurated! Clearly he inherited this recession from...

Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (Wi8JV)

382 I think I'll go for a walk.
Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:35 AM (8MnhW)

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (DrWcr)

383 Lecture lecture lecture. Lecture lecture lecture lecture.

Lecture?

Posted by: Reality Speck at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (xp8vD)

384 Of course, that would cause more GDP contraction in the short term because the government is a large chunk of GDP, but it is the most worthless chunk.

I doubt we'd see more than one quarter of continued decline once that started. Most people have no idea just how big a drag this administration is putting on the economy, or government in general.

F'rinstance, by the time one tax dollar manages to make it's way back into the economy, it has already lost some 40% of its value. Add in the increasing cost of compliance of tens of thousands of new and largely unnecessary regulations(look at the price of groceries since ethanol was mandated) and you'll start to see the tip of the iceberg that the MFM refuses to tell you about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (+z4pE)

385 The opportunity of importing the culture of cock-fighting! Awesome!

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Ironic if it makes a comeback because of amnesty. They made a big deal of killing it off in my area a few years ago.

Granted, I'm not sorry to see it go. Never did like my grandfather's neighbors who raised fighting cocks in their backyard.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (e0xKF)

386 3265 98ZJUSMC,

damn an accidentally hilarious typo...

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (LRFds)

387 "Economic Slowdown Has Silver Lining Made Of Mom Jeans"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (Lxw+T)

388 It Wasn't Me.


You're Welcome.

Posted by: Barry O'Bedlam at January 30, 2013 11:37 AM (KXm42)

389 The Bush Recession Always Rings Twice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 11:37 AM (1Jaio)

390 The opportunity of importing the culture of cock-fighting!

Go on...

Posted by: Obligatory Bawney Fwank joke at January 30, 2013 11:37 AM (DrWcr)

391 U.S. Economy Unexpectedly Contracts in Fourth Quarter

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly” Obama at January 30, 2013 11:37 AM (e8kgV)

392 381 You people are such haters. He just got inaugurated! Clearly he inherited this recession from...

Oh. Never mind.


Don't blame Obama. The poor man suffers from hammer and sickle cell anemia. It's hereditary with Chicagoans.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (Lxw+T)

393 Ahh, i can still remember when gdp was 3% under Bush and the media assured us it was the worst economy evah, now it's contracting under Obama and it's the best economy evah, good times.

Posted by: booger at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (HI6wa)

394 377 I think I'll go for a walk.

---

My partner called to say the pension funds are gone.
He made some bad investments, now the accounts are overdrawn.

I took a walk...

Posted by: Passion Pit at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (e0xKF)

395 Ironic if it makes a comeback because of amnesty. They made a big deal of killing it off in my area a few years ago.



Granted, I'm not sorry to see it go. Never did like my grandfather's neighbors who raised fighting cocks in their backyard.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:36 AM (e0xKF)


Um, killing it off?

I know a guy that still raises em. Still a big business in the southern states, my friend.

Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (xmcEQ)

396


But how does this affect the President's skeet shooting and golf game?

Important things must be considered.

I didn't get harumph outta that guy.

Give the Governor HARUMPH.


Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (raGXo)

397 The Squirrelenning.

Posted by: jakeman at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (96M6e)

398 Starvation?

More like starva-FUN when you buy one of my Obamaville cardboard Executive Shanties!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, purveyor of corrugated cardboard Mini-Estates at January 30, 2013 11:39 AM (Wi8JV)

399 That's interesting Brandon. The episode I'm watching was filmed in TX a few yrs ago when LA and NM still allowed it.

These idiots pushing for amnesty think all illegals are Cesar Millan. I think it hasnt occurred to them that they're ceding their cultural values to ppl who dont share them.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2013 11:39 AM (5H6zj)

400 Um, killing it off?

I know a guy that still raises em. Still a big business in the southern states, my friend.

---

"Making it go underground by officially outlawing it" is what I meant.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:39 AM (e0xKF)

401 I think I'll go for a walk.


Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:35 AM (8MnhW)
Sorry, pal. The limo's doors are locked for the next four years. Enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Barry's Permanent Campaign - Sponsore by the US Taxpayers at January 30, 2013 11:39 AM (HjPtV)

402 Obama petulantly mumbles "I inherited this mess" after landing his second shot in the bunker next to the 10th green.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (7xPCu)

403 @354
heh.
More like - Tales from the Darkside: Life After Being Mercilessly Crushed In the Big Split

I do like this one.

“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.”

Sun Tzu

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (EZl54)

404 More like starva-FUN when you buy one of my Obamaville cardboard Executive Shanties!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, purveyor of corrugated cardboard Mini-Estates at January 30, 2013 11:39 AM (Wi8JV)


Didn't you see the guy in DC that was selling the "luxurious ice shanties" as the new thing because you just don't need a big house anymore?

The eco-tards are way ahead of you, sir, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (xmcEQ)

405
Um, killing it off?

I know a guy that still raises em. Still a big business in the southern states, my friend.
Posted by: Š Sponge at January 30, 2013 11:38 AM (xmcEQ)

My friend in HS, his family raised and fought roosters. I went to a few fights, it's a lot of fun.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (l86i3)

406 you see, the economy has merely paused, momentarily, in preparation for the expansion that is now primed to begin...soon.
forward

Posted by: MSM at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (SO2Q8)

407 I feel happy... I feel happy...

Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (8MnhW)

408 Obamaville cardboard Executive Shanties!

I'm interested in a model with a room out back for hanging long pig.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:41 AM (Lxw+T)

409 I feel happy... I feel happy...
Posted by: GDP at January 30, 2013 11:40 AM (8MnhW)

Happy said stroke harder.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:41 AM (l86i3)

410 Um, killing it off?

I know a guy that still raises em. Still a big business in the southern states, my friend.

Yep, it's not unusual for them to get out of their cheap coops and roam the neighborhood streets around here.

Posted by: booger at January 30, 2013 11:41 AM (HI6wa)

411 .408 Obamaville cardboard Executive Shanties!

I'm interested in a model with a room out back for hanging long pig.

---

Freerange long pig? You don't want your shanty to be too close to the hobo-hunting grounds.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 30, 2013 11:42 AM (e0xKF)

412 It's a frown turned upside down.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 30, 2013 11:42 AM (Qxdfp)

413 The Hopenchange customer rep still keeps telling me that my Unicorn is still on backorder due to huge demand. So that counts as an economic bright spot right?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 30, 2013 11:42 AM (7xPCu)

414 can someone please make a parody song about Obama using the Kinks' LOLA?



"Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but I know what I am...



O-bama...O-O-O-bama



O-bama...O-O-Obama





Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2013 11:34 AM (qpM85)




I met her in Man's Country in in old Chicago
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Bari Obama
O-b-a-m-a. O-O-ObamaWell I'm not the worlds most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

But I'm not so sure about Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 11:43 AM (1Jaio)

415 Well somebody, obviously not me, screwed up my italics.

Posted by: booger at January 30, 2013 11:43 AM (HI6wa)

416 Jobs Saved or Created!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 30, 2013 11:43 AM (+z4pE)

417 @405
Watching animals with blades attached to their surgically altered feet shred each other to bits is fun to you? Really disappointed to hear you say that.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2013 11:45 AM (5H6zj)

418 It's not a recession the GDP is sleeping...

//Paul Krugman

Paul you fucked the chicken to death.

//Milton Friedman's Bitch Slap Ring

Posted by: sven10077 at January 30, 2013 11:46 AM (LRFds)

419 :::408 Obamaville cardboard Executive Shanties!

I'm interested in a model with a room out back for hanging long pig.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 30, 2013 11:41 AM (Lxw+T):::


Please see our catalog for our line of 55 gallon barrel "Urban Gourmet" custom grills, stove and ovens.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, purveyor of corrugated cardboard Mini-Estates at January 30, 2013 11:47 AM (N/cWt)

420
I'm the best looking old hag you'll ever see.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 30, 2013 11:47 AM (p/cQy)

421
The best looking SCOAMF you'll ever see.

Posted by: Baracky Obastard at January 30, 2013 11:50 AM (p/cQy)

422 Watching animals with blades attached to their surgically altered feet shred each other to bits is fun to you? Really disappointed to hear you say that.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 30, 2013 11:45 AM (5H6zj)

Um, that's not how it works. Roosters have spurs. Nature give it to them and the fight to the death in the wild. Adding stainless spurs actually makes the fight quicker and more humane. Besides, It's a chicken. Not a dog, a chicken. Have you seen how they raise and kill chickens for human consumption? Their Chickens were treated like prize fighters. The best food, exercised, warm clean coops, vet checked. The life of a fighting rooster is a heck of a lot more humane then the ones in the KFC bucket. Just sayin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:51 AM (l86i3)

423 Followup to my earlier comment....damn, I didn't know you could get a JD in urban studies in law school too.....I guess that's it..... he's so smart that none of this can possibly be his fault. Why, he's the puppeteer who has mastered the invisible hand. You just wait and see what comes next...

I've been way off base and now can admit there is no need to see his transcripts, as the media explains his intellectual prowess 24/7....Thanks New York Times for pointing this out....my bad.

Posted by: CelticCaptain at January 30, 2013 11:53 AM (7N2jC)

424 Just wait until 11 million new Mexican citziens are eligible for welfare. That's when the economy will really start to boom.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 30, 2013 11:55 AM (HDgX3)

425 The economy contracting or expanding. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!?!?!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2013 11:58 AM (1Jaio)

426 Actually, the House has passed a budget.

So in a rare moment I give Boehner a pass...

It's Obama's Orgasm.

Posted by: Marcus at January 30, 2013 12:02 PM (GGCsk)

427 Obamacession

Posted by: Scotty at January 30, 2013 12:02 PM (BW3wP)

428 Now that there's nearly no one alive who lived through the Depression, our ruling class creates another one. No coincidence there.

As for bailing out California, you guys have been doing that for years. Bush bailed out our ERs, going broke thanks to illegal aliens, and we borrowed $10B so far for unemployment.

Thanks!

Posted by: PJ at January 30, 2013 12:06 PM (ZWaLo)

429 The life of a fighting rooster is a heck of a lot more humane then the ones in the KFC bucket. Just sayin.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 11:51 AM (l86i3)

It isn't about the chickens. It's about the inhumanity of it, the depravity. You're okay with a spectacle that features a fight to the death and excites bloodlust in spectators? It's cruel, vicious, and mean, just plain wrong on every level, and degrades all who participate in it. And hey, if you're okay with roosters killing each other for public enjoyment, how about dog fighting? Is that okay? They're just dogs, after all.

And before you say 'boxing', stop right there. I've boxed (as an amateur). It is a sport, and it ain't called the 'sweet science' for nothing.

Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2013 12:08 PM (vtiE6)

430 173
1Q 2013 probably won't show a contraction, so it technically won't be a
recession, even if the -0.1% holds up for 4Q 2012, which it probably
won't after the inevitable revisions.



That being said, it's also fair to say that this is no long a
recovery, but is simply a "new normal"... the stagnant staggering
clusterf*** of a miserable failed economy.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 30, 2013 11:04 AM (qHCyt)

They always revise "down", never "up". That -0.1% will drop to a -0.5% when they revise later on.
2012 Q4 retail sales were "disappointing" and barely budged over 2011. Just in my neighborhood half of the restaruants have closed in the past month, and these are long time ones, not new ones, and no new ones have opened. Hell, even the Hooters in town closed, and when sleezy skanks in tank tops and too small shorts can't sell warm beer and mediocre wings, the economy is in the shitter and not getting better.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 30, 2013 12:09 PM (Zd/NW)

431 The bad news young man, is that you have terminal cancer.

The good news, is you'll die young enough to leave a good looking corpse.

Posted by: Burglars & Thieves local 392 at January 30, 2013 12:10 PM (GlnE7)

432 Think how bad it would be without the stratospheric gun sales!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at January 30, 2013 12:11 PM (fHWdz)

433 Recovery Decade! Forward!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at January 30, 2013 12:12 PM (fHWdz)

434 And before you say 'boxing', stop right there. I've boxed (as an amateur). It is a sport, and it ain't called the 'sweet science' for nothing.
Posted by: troyriser at January 30, 2013 12:08 PM (vtiE6)


It's a chicken, not a dog. It's a cultural thing like bullfighting. I don't do it. I don't raise them. I have been to Two, count them, Two fights. I'm sayin it's not as bad as you imagine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 30, 2013 12:12 PM (l86i3)

435 First we had "funemployment", now we have the "dandypression"!

Posted by: sherlock at January 30, 2013 12:37 PM (6rLSO)

436 O-cession.
Obcession.
Stagcession.
Re-recession.

Moochession.
Benghassion.
Funcession.
Abcession.
SCOAMFcession.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 12:46 PM (wtvvX)

437 The rich already have enough money. It is about time they feel the pain the rest of us have because of Bush. I hope the rich do worse, that way the economy will grow for the middle class. Raise taxes more Mr. presdent and we will be fine.......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 30, 2013 12:46 PM (48wze)

438 Sandy's Left Hook.

Posted by: underwhelmed at January 30, 2013 12:47 PM (WYR8b)

439 Apollo13cession
BerlinWallcession
Tienamencession
Maginotcession.
fecession

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

440 Mary, glad to see you back and posting from Brattleboro!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2013 12:49 PM (wtvvX)

441 This is the best-looking blog I've ever seen.

Posted by: Gerry at January 30, 2013 12:49 PM (83G/4)

442 One is reminded of the old joke about the guy who fell from a tall building and all the way down kept saying to himself, "So far so good … so far so good.... It's not about how you fall. It's about how you land."

Hope and Change.

Posted by: History major at January 30, 2013 01:00 PM (Xv7f/)

443 It's not Barack's fault. He inherited this mess from the previous administration!

Posted by: OxyCon at January 30, 2013 01:00 PM (U7XyJ)

444
"I Dip You Dip We Dip" Ds Dip
NObama NOcession
One step back, then another, then another, then "FORWARD"

Posted by: John at January 30, 2013 03:52 PM (FFOUl)






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