Proof, At Last, Which Should Satisfy All But The Most Unreasonable Contrarians

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Dear TNR,

You may use this photographic proof in your magazine if you pay a license (to be negotiated later) to the photographer, Uncle Jefe.

Roland Martin, obese of thought as well as of body, says that it's anti-American to ask our leaders to prove that what they say is true.


Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM



Comments

1 Looks fake to me.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2013 03:14 PM (UypUQ)

2 First?

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 29, 2013 03:14 PM (oG3dE)

3 What more proof do you people need?

Posted by: your betters in the Media at January 29, 2013 03:15 PM (bAGA/)

4 Just for the record.

Remember when Bush played way to much golf according the MFM? Yeah...amazing isn't it.

FWIW, I hate golf, elect me ruler of the world and I'll play 0 rounds of golf! Campaign promise.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 29, 2013 03:15 PM (oG3dE)

5 Damn that's funny!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:16 PM (UOM48)

6 Do I see a plasma rifle in the 40-Watt range back there?

Posted by: some T-800 at January 29, 2013 03:16 PM (xGlYu)

7 That looks like a Daisy BB gun in the back there, right behind the bolt-action. Fun for knocking dried-up buds off a tulip poplar for target practice, less so on a clay pidgeon, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 29, 2013 03:16 PM (VzwgP)

8 OT/

My dentist is recomending I get a root canal. (Drilled tooth one too many times). I'm very apprehensive but not b/c of pain but the thought of loosing feeling in that part of my mouth. I'm like the 'Princess and the Pea', tiny things annoy the heck out of me.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2013 03:16 PM (UypUQ)

9 Those are assault weapons! I can tell by the magazine sizes, and also the pin for attaching a grenade launcher.

Posted by: Hal at January 29, 2013 03:16 PM (MftY/)

10 Eighteen holes in one, bitchez. Google it.

Posted by: the late Kim Jung Il at January 29, 2013 03:17 PM (bAGA/)

11 Thou shalt not mock the messiah!!111eleventy!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!

--Media Matters trolls

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:18 PM (UOM48)

12 You added that clip just because it has Erin Burnett, didn't you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 29, 2013 03:18 PM (xGlYu)

13 He said he "shoots all the time" at Camp David, or "shoots up all the time?" One of those makes a lot more sense than the other.

Posted by: Dante at January 29, 2013 03:18 PM (NWLVJ)

14 Niskayuna Central School District in the Schenectady area has decided unanimously to withdraw from the program as of April, reports WNYT, Albany’s CBS affiliate.

Under the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, participating schools must provide lunches — including free or reduced price lunches — with minimum amounts of fresh fruits, fresh vegetables and whole grains. Also, in what presumably falls outside the hunger-free aspect of the act, there’s a calorie cap: 850 for high school lunches, 700 for middle schools and a mere 650 calories for kids in elementary school.

In order to meet the requirements, schools must cut the sizes of main dishes.

In the Niskayuna cafeterias, the program isn’t working out. In short, kids aren’t eating the grub. At elementary schools, for example, students are buying lunch about half as often as they did last year.

“The kids just don’t like what’s being served this year,” Suzanne Wixom, director of the school district’s food services, told WNYT.

“We have kids who are hungry and that’s what we’re here for,” she added. “They can’t learn if they’re hungry.”

Posted by: Julia Child at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM (e8kgV)

15 Colonial Marine M41A Pulse Rifle FTW

Posted by: Bigby's On The Other Hand at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM (3ZtZW)

16
His..."hobby"?

King Fly-Magnet doesn't even go to Camp David very often.
So if he has...actually...ever done any skeet-shooting there, it is a rarity.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM (BZMZX)

17 Last time I went skeet shooting was in 1988, on the orignal Nintendo. Duck Hunt was an awesome game. That dog deserved to be shot, again and agin.

Posted by: wooga at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM (q4KYY)

18 You guys should read the nasty comments about Erin Burnett at Mediaite and CNN.

Do not veer off the liberal plantation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM (UOM48)

19 I can't believe you people doubt Obama's affinity with guns.

Dude is a straight-up thug.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (a0nis)

20 What a dork.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (/ZZCn)

21 But...but...but...I don't see a 55-gauge blunderbuss there in the rack of his skeeting cart. And a serious, long-time skeetist like the president surely wouldn't be caught out on the skeet course without one. Right? Clearly another hoax designed to make our great and wise president appear foolish and untruthful!

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (AiYlm)

22 Wonder how many Skeet he has hanging on his wall ?

Posted by: American Dawg at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (trA4n)

23 Wait a sec... his skeet cart has a snorkel? Is that for when he has to ford rivers chasing those pesky skeet?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (1c58W)

24 At the Republican Convention Erin Burnett looked to have teared up during Paul Ryan's speech.

*Just something I noticed.*

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2013 03:21 PM (UypUQ)

25 In all seriousness, who thinks Obama has ever actually fired a shotgun even ONE time in his entire LIFE?

Methinks one blast from a 12 gauge would probably knock him over and break his shoulder.

Posted by: looking closely at January 29, 2013 03:21 PM (PwGfd)

26 I believe TFG has actually visited Camp David about three times since his first coronation.

It's just not luxurious enough for him, and has no golf course for him to sharpen his awesome skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)

27 On Rolly-polly Martin,

I actually saw that exchange last night. It's incredible.
Here's the problem. Under Martin's logic, we're no longer allowed to consider that something might be an attempt at pandering.

That's all this was. Frankly I don't care if he skeet shoots. Don't care if he doesn't. Either. His policy is completely independent of that. (If he supported the 2nd amendment but had never fired a single gun in his life it wouldn't bother me.)

I suppose someone may make the argument that having never as much as held a gun, TFG is incapable of applying the 2nd amendment, but I don't think that's true. I've never run a newspaper, doesn't mean I can't stand for 1A.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 29, 2013 03:21 PM (oG3dE)

28
The Hawaiian Secretary of State has confirmed the originals of his skeet shooting certificates are on file there.

Fucking haters never quit.

Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2013 03:21 PM (ZDsRL)

29 8 OT/My dentist is recomending I get a root canal. (Drilled tooth one too many times). I'm very apprehensive but not b/c of pain but the thought of loosing feeling in that part of my mouth. I'm like the 'Princess and the Pea', tiny things annoy the heck out of me.
---------

You won't lose feeling in 'that part of your mouth' froma root canal.
A root canal only takes out the nerve in the tooth.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 03:22 PM (BZMZX)

30 23
Wait a sec... his skeet cart has a snorkel? Is that for when he has to ford rivers chasing those pesky skeet?

*****

Snorkel? Or built-in bong?

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 29, 2013 03:22 PM (AiYlm)

31
Wait a sec... his skeet cart has a snorkel? Is that for when he has to ford rivers chasing those pesky skeet?



Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM



It used to belong to Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: huerfano at January 29, 2013 03:23 PM (bAGA/)

32 How does one prepare skeet? I find that even when cooked thoroughly, they are hard and one must take care not to break a tooth.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at January 29, 2013 03:23 PM (XUKZU)

33
Those who recall his bowling a 37 will likely hang well back of the tee box.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 29, 2013 03:23 PM (a9L+B)

34 Of course it's real because credentialed elite trained and experience fact checkers looked at it

They seem to like little editing tweeks that just happen to make icky people they don't like look bad to the couch potatoes


Outrageous: How the left-wing media lied about Newtown ‘hecklers

http://tinyurl.com/bjbgcu8



Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 03:23 PM (wwsoB)

35 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 03:23 PM (8y9MW)

36 23
Wait a sec... his skeet cart has a snorkel? Is that for when he has to ford rivers chasing those pesky skeet?




That's a container for grass seed (seriously) to sprinkle on the ground where he's torn up the fairway/green. Over/under whether he's ever bothered to use it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:23 PM (UOM48)

37 says that it's anti-American to ask our leaders to prove that what they say is true.


Trust me when I say it's 12 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (GFM2b)

38 When will the MSM stop felating Obama?


Posted by: Al at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (V70Uh)

39 I can't believe you people doubt Obama's affinity with guns.

Dude is a straight-up thug.
Posted by: JDTAY at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (a0nis)


Most thugs are not very good shots, they blast off 10-20 rounds and end up killing a six year old on the other side of the street.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (l86i3)

40
I understand that he had to kill a skeet, and drink its blood. To become a man.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (a9L+B)

41 There is noting like pulling both triggers on a double-barrel shotgun

Posted by: Christopher Columbus at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (e8kgV)

42 @8/SeriousCat, I had a root canal over a year ago, and I honestly can't tell the difference between before and after. It wasn't painful, either - I think I took OTC pain relievers once or twice.

I remember thinking, "What's the big deal?" afterward.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (ADnWI)

43 Well, there is this one: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sgtkey0811/8427042947/lightbox/

Posted by: bkeyser at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (OsxDX)

44 Skeet shooting. The only sport where SCOAMT can actually obtain a negative score.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (8y9MW)

45 Found another shot.

http://is.gd/GngmQR

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (LyF0H)

46
You guys think he's lying about shooting skeets?

Posted by: Obama's College Transcript full of A's and B's at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (F6KtL)

47 You can totally see the passenger in that skeet cart mouthing Derp!

Posted by: Koenig Jojo at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (Yv6gq)

48 #27

Being a sport or recreational shooter is neither necessary nor sufficient to support second amendment rights.

But here, Obama is just flat out lying. Again, the guy has probably never fired a longarm in his entire life, let alone one directed at a clay target.

Posted by: looking closely at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (PwGfd)

49 Trust me when I say it's 12 inches. Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (GFM2b)

Impressive. Mine's only 9".

But women like it that big around.

Posted by: Stubby at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (sbV1u)

50 @ wheatie. But would I be able to tell that the nerve is gone?

I thought I'd miss my wisdoms before they were taken, but I got used to that quickly.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (UypUQ)

51 But but but

What difference does it make!!!!!!

lolz, because if a GOP ever pulled a "what difference does it make!!!!!!" the answer would be "tell that to the dead, who depended on you, ma'am. You betrayed a trust and we need to know the truth. The truth is the most important thing. From the truth, we can learn from our mistakes but you hide behind the dead without honoring them by coming clean, by admitting your mistakes. Do it for them, for their families, for america."

jesus, how hard is that? I did that in 5 seconds. But stupid senators are all like hurr derr, ok.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (QxSug)

52 “We have kids who are hungry and that’s what we’re here for,” she added. “They can’t learn if they’re hungry.”
==========
Let them eat cake?

Posted by: Royal Michelle at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (imtbm)

53
"How does one prepare skeet?"

Well, one thing is for sure - you can cook it in a steel pan. No matter how long you have it on the flame, the steel will not melt.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (ZDsRL)

54 Looks authentic to me. I can tell from the commie rifle sticking up in the back.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (l3vZN)

55 Biden and Obama go skeet shooting... It writes itself

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (nTgAI)

56 Where can I get me a skeet license?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)

57 A first reading of SCOAMF's comments, he still has never fired a gun. It's a lot of "we go to the skeet range", "my guests go skeet shooting".

Lawyer parsing was carefully done, methinks.

Either way, he's still a lying douche hell-bent on destroying this country.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (X/+QT)

58 First Lady Michelle Obama appears to have abandoned, at least for now, her oft-criticized “Let’s Move” initiative to promote exercise and healthy eating among the nation’s youth, halting public appearances and statements related to the program.

Failshit fails. Go figure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (xz0nG)

59 >>FWIW, I hate golf, elect me ruler of the world and I'll play 0 rounds of golf! Campaign promise.

I used to hang out with members of the church of the subgenius. They believed that you could foretell the future by reading the blood splatters after beheading a golfer.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget has not been banned yet at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (epxV4)

60 Trust me when I say it's 12 inches. Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (GFM2b)

Impressive. Mine's only 9".

But women like it that big around.
Posted by: Stubby at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (sbV1u)


Mines only 3", across the head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (l86i3)

61 LOL
Skeetastic

Posted by: gigg at January 29, 2013 03:26 PM (41VCE)

62 Is that NYS Gov. Cuomo riding on the cart? Of course it is!!!! Those sportmen are such a zany bunch, aren't they ?

Posted by: CelticCaptain at January 29, 2013 03:27 PM (7N2jC)

63 Obama passed Bush in golf in his first two years compared to Bush's 8. As for vacation and trips there isn't even a contest.


And how many times did you see Laura Bush flying off with daughters at tax payer expense?

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2013 03:27 PM (53z96)

64 “We have kids who are hungry and that’s what we’re here for,” she added. “They can’t learn if they’re hungry.”
Posted by: Julia Child at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM

We can't brainwash them if they're sleeping off the donuts

Posted by: NEA at January 29, 2013 03:27 PM (wwsoB)

65 i bet when he skeets he wears dolphin shorts, striped tube socks, a head band, wrist bands and satin baseball jacket

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work & a member of NRA at January 29, 2013 03:27 PM (JT/Hz)

66 I bet he gave the camp-David skeet thing a whirl, but exactly one time. And more as a "gee-whizz" lark. No way that is one of his hobbies.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2013 03:28 PM (UypUQ)

67 Erin Burnett, bangable?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 29, 2013 03:28 PM (NzBQO)

68 This blog is giving me the "skeets" today.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2013 03:28 PM (KXm42)

69
Erin Burnett, bangable?


Oh yes. Yes indeed.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 29, 2013 03:28 PM (a9L+B)

70 I heard him shooting skeet while I was on the golf course only a quarter of a mile away!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2013 03:28 PM (/djtm)

71 45
Found another shot.



http://is.gd/GngmQR


=========


LMAO!!!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (X6akg)

72 Funny. Laughably. I thought it was Roland and Martin's Laugh-in?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (m0v2L)

73 What about home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people any more." That's a line from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and it should strike fear into the hearts, not of vampires, but of public-school administrators everywhere.

Posted by: Christa McAuliffe at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (e8kgV)

74 65
i bet when he skeets he wears dolphin shorts, striped tube socks, a head band, wrist bands and satin baseball jacket


Bling, you forgot the Bling.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (wR+pz)

75 Oh, and Uncle Jefe owes me a new keyboard.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (ADnWI)

76 And how many times did you see Laura Bush flying off with daughters at tax payer expense? Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2013 03:27 PM (53z96)

Yes, Vic but they were out of touch rich people eleventy!!11!!!!

....

Libtards can say all they want about rich people, but at least they pay their own way and don't flip me the tab for 200,000 lbs of Jet-A on a routine basis.

Posted by: Stubby at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (sbV1u)

77 45
Found another shot.



http://is.gd/GngmQR

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (LyF0H)

Nice , a musket , traditional skeet trapping.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (AWmfW)

78
He shoots like he golfs.
So were safe.

Posted by: A Norwegian Blue Skeet at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (mETGQ)

79 Is that NYS Gov. Cuomo riding on the cart? Of course it is!!!! Those sportmen are such a zany lazy bunch, aren't they ?

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (GFM2b)

80 Found another shot.

http://is.gd/GngmQR


Great, I started giggling just as the boss walked by.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (xGlYu)

81
65
i bet when he skeets he wears dolphin shorts, striped tube socks, a head band, wrist bands and satin baseball jacket

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work a member of NRA at January 29, 2013 03:27 PM (JT/Hz)


You mean, you're not supposed to look like Will Ferrell in Semi-Pro when you go shoot some skeet?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (da5Wo)

82 I'd grab a gun from Halo or Borderlands and claim that its Obama preferred skeet shotting rifle.

Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (GULKT)

83 off well-endowed sock!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (sbV1u)

84 Bet the magazines he brought along with his guns are Play Girl.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 29, 2013 03:29 PM (lGu1O)

85
58First Lady Michelle Obama appears to have abandoned, at least for now, her oft-criticized “Let’s Move” initiative to promote exercise and healthy eating among the nation’s youth, halting public appearances and statements related to the program.

How much do you want to bet she puts on 50 lbs between now and when he leaves office?

Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2013 03:30 PM (ZDsRL)

86 #66

In honestly, I bet the noise scared him away.

You think Obama could stand there and take the pounding from even ONE skeet station? I don't.


Posted by: looking closely at January 29, 2013 03:30 PM (PwGfd)

87 O/T Well Serious Cat, I got the word this morning that I have a root canal for next Thursday. It will be my second, for I am getting to be a greybeard.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2013 03:30 PM (l3vZN)

88 @67 He'll no! She's got the liberal lispth.

Posted by: Golfman at January 29, 2013 03:30 PM (/djtm)

89

I bet if he told TNR to get down on all fours and run, so he could hunt them to prove he only uses his guns for hunting, they would drop, flap their tongues out, lift a leg or two, and run wild.

Posted by: beach grifter at January 29, 2013 03:30 PM (LpQbZ)

90 50 @ wheatie. But would I be able to tell that the nerve is gone?

Only by the absence of any pain from that tooth...when you bite down on it.

Root canals were a godsend to me, when I was having some caps done.
Prepping for the caps 'woke up' the nerve in each tooth, and was excruciating.

Now...some molars have as many as 3 roots in them.
So, if it is a molar that you're talking about, be prepared for it to take a bit longer...because there will likely be at least 2 roots to do.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 03:31 PM (BZMZX)

91
67Erin Burnett, bangable?

Duh?

Posted by: jwest at January 29, 2013 03:31 PM (ZDsRL)

92
Barack Hussein Obama is Agent 0069 in
LICENSE TO SKEET

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 03:31 PM (eP09H)

93 You know what they're going to do now, don't you?

They're going to release some photo of the JEF holding a shotgun in J. Crew approved attire.

No date stamp, no location identification, nothing at all to identify anything about the picture.

And they will declare the case closed.

I've heard this music before . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (imtbm)

94 How did Roland Martin the Bass Master get into this debate?

http://www.bassmaster.com/anglers/roland-martin

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (81UWZ)

95
88
@67 He'll no! She's got the liberal lispth.

Posted by: Golfman at January 29, 2013 03:30 PM (/djtm)


What does her talking have to do with banging her?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (da5Wo)

96 @67 He'll no! She's got the liberal lispth.

I'd dork that squeaker. Ayup.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (KXm42)

97 Why are we on a truth kick today? Don't we all know that truth is relative. It's what you want to believe.

brb. Gotta go boff Kate Upton.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (Kk3Lm)

98
Erin Burnett, bangable?

He'll no! She's got the liberal lispth.



I'd schkeet it all over her.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (eP09H)

99 No skeets on the hood??

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (SUKHu)

100 71
45

Found another shot.





http://is.gd/GngmQR





OMG, that's funny!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (UOM48)

101 Erin Burnett, bangable?

Only on national holidays, weekends, and days that end in 'y'

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (8y9MW)

102 64
“We have kids who are hungry and that’s what we’re here for,” she added. “They can’t learn if they’re hungry.”
Posted by: Julia Child at January 29, 2013 03:19 PM

Learn to hunt

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (wwsoB)

103 I never was a "Truther". I never was a "Birther". But "Skeeter"? Sign me up for that!

Posted by: runningrn at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (Ag5D2)

104 How much do you want to bet she puts on 50 lbs between now and when he leaves office?

I'll take the under and say, "by the end of summer".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (GFM2b)

105 85 - kinda looks like she's already there from 4 yrs ago

Posted by: Eurw at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (obias)

106 Internet says Erin Burnett was born July 2, 1976.

That is 5 months older than me.

As I kid I was babysat by CNN's Suzanne Malveaux.

Therefore, Erin is younger than Suzanne.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (UypUQ)

107
Looks fake to me.


Bah! What would you know?

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (Ag5D2)

108 98. Best

Posted by: Golfman at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (/djtm)

109 What does her talking have to do with banging her?


Absolutely Nuthin...say it again...

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (a9L+B)

110 Learn to hunt
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (wwsoB)

Can't kill a McNugget in the wild.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (l86i3)

111
What does her talking have to do with banging her?

You know, she can't lisp with a cock in her mouth.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2013 03:35 PM (MvyjT)

112 I can hear it. Oh yeth! Oh yeth!

Posted by: Golfman at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (/djtm)

113 Absolutely Nuthin...say it again...


Posted by: Wodeshed at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (a9L+B)


Oh dammit. You sir, are an asshole. Now that crap is stuck in my head.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (da5Wo)

114 Posted by: bkeyser at January 29, 2013 03:24 PM (OsxDX)

Is there someone behind him in that pic, or did he used to have a second head?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (xKC/c)

115 They're going to release some photo of the JEF holding a shotgun in J. Crew approved attire.

No date stamp, no location identification, nothing at all to identify anything about the picture.
Posted by: RoyalOil


I figured they would as well but being called out by CNN and the Congressperson means he kind of has to actually make a photo op of it or ignore it altogether.

Either way it's hilarious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (xz0nG)

116 Learn to hunt
Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 03:33 PM (wwsoB)

Can't kill a McNugget in the wild.


McNugget farms? Canned hunts?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (GFM2b)

117 Wait? What?

Posted by: All but the Most Unreasonable Contrarians at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (0PiQ4)

118 OMG, that's funny!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:32 PM (UOM4


---------------------------------------------------


Squirrel huntin'.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 03:36 PM (Kk3Lm)

119
>>>did he used to have a second head?

Until I was fired, he did.

Posted by: Kal Penn at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (MvyjT)

120
Pic looks genuine to me -- he's on his way to shop with the metal cutting torches and saws.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (tOkJB)

121 If you did not prepare for this after 9/11 then you missed the sweet spot...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (x59Gv)

122 @SeriousCat - I was in more pain from the nerve being exposed when the filling fell out of my molar than the root canal procedure ever caused. Once the nerve was "plugged", I haven't had any problems.

Honestly, it was a piece of cake - back to normal within a couple of hours.

Well, as "normal" as a Moronette can be, anyway......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (ADnWI)

123 About time the President got ghetto on those whitey Republican nuts! That's why we elected him.

Posted by: bill maher's tiny dick at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (ORGYc)

124 Who wants to go on liberal blogs and complain about how inhumane it is that Obama shoots skeets out of a helicopter?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (SUKHu)

125 Jeeeebus. Just got an e-mail from the Savannah Book Festival reminding me of Al Gore's event. "No charge, but first come-first-serve seating."

I'll pass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (UOM48)

126 That pic is HILARIOUS, and rich.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (w+Dvf)

127
...to the shop with the metal cutting torches and saws.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 29, 2013 03:38 PM (tOkJB)

128 Jeeeebus. Just got an e-mail from the Savannah Book Festival reminding me of Al Gore's event. "No charge, but first come-first-serve seating." I'll pass. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 03:37 PM (UOM4

Not going to go watch him release his third chakra?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 03:38 PM (sbV1u)

129
How much do you want to bet she puts on 50 lbs between now and when he leaves office?


She has a fat ass already. She has no boobs. I think all she does is work out her arms. That is why she is always sporting inappropriate, sleeveless attire. The rest of her body is a big old mess.There was that pic of the entire family at The Grand Canyon, and she was wearing shorts that were fairly short. She has cellulite on her thighs. She is not this paragon of fitness and healthy eating that she presents herself as. Remember optics are everything to the Democrat party.

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 29, 2013 03:39 PM (Ag5D2)

130 License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at January 29, 2013 03:40 PM (kTLp1)

131 Jeeeebus. Just got an e-mail from the Savannah Book Festival reminding
me of Al Gore's event. "No charge, but first come-first-serve seating."

I'll pass.


Eat some cabbage and beans about 6/8 hours before the event. Get a seat up front. Then pass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2013 03:40 PM (xKC/c)

132 Remember optics words are everything to the Democrat party. Posted by: Dan Rather at January 29, 2013 03:39 PM (Ag5D2)

FIFY.

It doesn't have to be true, you just have to repeat it endlessly.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 03:40 PM (sbV1u)

133 I can understand how the President would have a desire to shoot down things that fly through the air, like a bird...

Posted by: B. at January 29, 2013 03:41 PM (kTLp1)

134 She has a fat ass already. She has no boobs. I think all she does is work out her arms. That is why she is always sporting inappropriate, sleeveless attire. The rest of her body is a big old mess.There was that pic of the entire family at The Grand Canyon, and she was wearing shorts that were fairly short. She has cellulite on her thighs. She is not this paragon of fitness and healthy eating that she presents herself as. Remember optics are everything to the Democrat party.

I think Moochelle owns stock in spanks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 03:41 PM (l86i3)

135
Just for the record, Erin Burnett, boneable.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 03:41 PM (p/cQy)

136 you know, aren't these photos of Fly Lord doing stuff kinda racist? I mean, there's no laudatory halo effect in them, nor are they from the ground perspective glorious leader viewing angle.

Posted by: joeindc44 is now more concerned about Dark Ages 2.0 than Great Depression 2.0 at January 29, 2013 03:41 PM (QxSug)

137 130
"But if I kill all the golfers, won't they lock me up?" (iirc)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 29, 2013 03:42 PM (X/+QT)

138 More Proof..

http://flic.kr/p/dQF46P

Posted by: gigg at January 29, 2013 03:42 PM (41VCE)

139 129 Dan Rather,

ah yes those heady days of 2008 where Poppin' Fresh threatened to ban me when I got a game of "add a word" going that went on 700 or so posts with "these are the arms of a..." mocking the media on her "strangely toned arms"

my favorite?

"plumber"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

140 Oh, and while I'm on a rant about Moochelle, I am so sick and tired of the MFM breathlessly reporting what an awesome and perfect marriage the Obamas have. If he wasn't Precedent, she would have left him already. They honestly nauseate me more than the farcical sham that is the Clinton marriage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 29, 2013 03:43 PM (Ag5D2)

141 Ooo Barack.
I am shooting skeet . Right now.
IYKWIMAITTYD

xxxooo

Posted by: D. Frum at January 29, 2013 03:44 PM (EZl54)

142
Drats, wretched, nasty sock!

Posted by: runningrn at January 29, 2013 03:45 PM (Ag5D2)

143 Just for the record, Erin Burnett, boneable.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 03:41 PM (p/cQy)

Not as Boneable as Erin Andrews.

http://tinyurl.com/aat9by5

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 03:45 PM (l86i3)

144 Bush only played 24 rounds of golf in 8 years.


As of June 2012 Obama had played 100 (I think that is an undercount) as per NPR.


They claim the number 1 golf King was W. Wilson followed by Eisenhower.

http://is.gd/stGvJC

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2013 03:45 PM (53z96)

145 he's been skeeting his whole prezidenecee

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work & a member of NRA at January 29, 2013 03:46 PM (JT/Hz)

146
my favorite?

"plumber"

LOL! She does have more manly arms than her husband. Perhaps she didn't put his balls in her purse after all...

Posted by: runningrn at January 29, 2013 03:47 PM (Ag5D2)

147 146 runningrn,

well Ed got sorta botherd at "that could rip the amrs off a droid'

and "won the bt'leth competition five years in a row on Kronos..."

he's gotten more lax...

"patricia Ewing" drive him over the edge though

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 03:48 PM (LRFds)

148 Come on, cut him some slack. Do you know how hard it is to skin a skeet?

It's not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 29, 2013 03:53 PM (+z4pE)

149 ace on fire, another new one,

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2013 03:56 PM (53z96)

150 "July 2, 1976"

Hey, I'm only, uh, hang on a sec, uh, naught gazzinta naught, naught times, uh, 21 yrs older than Erin.
Ya think maybe? No?
Dang. All those gazzintas fer nuthin.

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 03:58 PM (iW2D2)

151 Looks to me like the Phag shaves his legs.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2013 06:03 PM (wAQA5)

152 You "do" Skeet?
Hey, so do I "do" skeet and golf too!
I speak American long time!

Posted by: Dick&Jane (Kenyan ed) at January 29, 2013 06:50 PM (8GA+4)

153 Thank you, Grey Fox, for being the first to catch the bolt action.
Because all great skeet shooting/assault rifles/WMD's have bolt action.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 29, 2013 07:22 PM (25KoS)






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