Parody Website Shows Obama "Doing Skeet;" TNR Links It As Real, and Resolving the Issue In Obama's Favor

No liberal bias at the new TNR.

Also, no functioning bullshit detector. At least not when it comes to the Lamb of Chicago.

The picture posted -- "proving" Obama "does skeet" (as Obama says) -- is pretty funny.

I trust you all know what that's really a picture of.

Posted by: Ace at 01:42 PM



Comments

1 Hey, Ace...what are you guys going to talk about tomorrow, on that thing over at Breitbart?

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 01:53 PM (BZMZX)

2 Is that a real picture?

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 01:54 PM (BZMZX)

3 Idiots.


**BREAKING NEWS**

Obama loves horse riding.

http://tinyurl.com/bxw4pjg

Posted by: RWC at January 29, 2013 01:55 PM (fWAjv)

4 Too bad it is not full "mincing" video.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2013 01:55 PM (53z96)

5 I trust you all know what that's really a picture of.

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A walkie-talkie?

Posted by: Stephen Spielberg at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (e0xKF)

6 Where's the picture of him skeet surfing on his last Hawaii vacay?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (ZKzrr)

7 The only thing Obama knows about shooting traps is that they contain sand and water, and count as a mulligan.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (/ZZCn)

8 Hey, all you need to step off!

Barry LOVES to skeet-skeet-skeet!

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (e0xKF)

9 It's not in a suit, so it isn't p-shopped from the infamous 'umbrella' photo... so I'll go with 'Golfing instead of working' for $400 Alex

Posted by: phreshone at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (0SXI6)

10 That's Obama personally shooting illegal immigrants as they crawl out of a tunnel under the border.

That's how super cereal he is about border enforcement.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (ZPrif)

11 Where are his shooting safety glasses?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (l86i3)

12 The fuck is with his pose in that picture, is that right before he fell on his ass?

Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (+Qawf)

13 Its really a picture of him doing something as if he belongs in the Special Olympics.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (C2//T)

14 Skeet, golf, basketball, bowling... Whatever, it's easy to get confused when Dear Reader is a champion at all of them!

Posted by: sherlock at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (GonkZ)

15 2
Is that a real picture?


Fake. Look at his left arm and where the stock of the shotgun should be.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (GlnE7)

16 6 Where's the picture of him skeet surfing on his last Hawaii vacay?

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Lord, I need to get that copy of Top Secret playing again...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (e0xKF)

17 He looks like he is really willing that bullet through that skeet thingy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (l86i3)

18 Obama using his famous pitching wedge shotgun.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 29, 2013 01:58 PM (ZPrif)

19 His golf swing is even uglier than his aim..

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2013 01:58 PM (mjR67)

20 The fuck is with his pose in that picture, is that right before he fell on his ass? Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2013 01:57 PM (+Qawf)

You realize that's a Photoshop of one of his golf "swings"

Right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 01:58 PM (sbV1u)

21 Ace, about the lower post, is this true? The secretary of the Treasury is not sworn into office as cabinet members are, and take no oaths to the United States.

Posted by: Koenig Jojo at January 29, 2013 01:58 PM (Yv6gq)

22 Layers of fact checkers. It's layers, all the way down.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 01:59 PM (LyF0H)

23 It's the preezy shooting skeezy.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 01:59 PM (Kk3Lm)

24 Yep, Charles Barkly looks at his swing and say, "Damn Boyeee, that's an ugly swing!"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 01:59 PM (l86i3)

25 I wish the pic was real. He looks like a fucking spaz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 01:59 PM (UOM48)

26 TNR fact checkers must not have access to Bing.

http://tinyurl.com/a5xnuta

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 29, 2013 01:59 PM (81UWZ)

27
Of course Obama does "skeet"!

Line after line of it... oh, I thought you said "blow".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (LKr5H)

28 I don't care what he shoots, he can't have my guns.

Posted by: Woody at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (07RHD)

29 Fore!

Blam!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (KjlbF)

30 Can we stop bringing up "Obama" and "skeet"? I don't like the mental images those words give me.

Posted by: red sweater at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (oATMN)

31 15 2 Is that a real picture?

Fake. Look at his left arm and where the stock of the shotgun should be.

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Yeah. ...It's still funny, though.
Heh.

Nicely done...whoever did it.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (BZMZX)

32 Lil' Jon approved

Posted by: JDP at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (60GaT)

33 He prolly can't hit a urinal cake when he takes a piss.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (l86i3)

34 Which reminds me, congratulations to Tiger Woods on winning that skeet shooting tournament over the weekend.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (ZPrif)

35
**BREAKING NEWS**



Obama loves horse riding.



http://tinyurl.com/bxw4pjg




No way in hell that idiot would get on a horse without a riding helmet. A nice velvet one, with a bow. Srsly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:01 PM (UOM48)

36 12
The fuck is with his pose in that picture, is that right before he fell on his ass?
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It's a shot of him after a golf swing.

You know, the thing that isn't important to keep track of how many times the President goes unless it's a Republican.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 29, 2013 02:01 PM (imtbm)

37 Which reminds me, congratulations to Tiger Woods on winning that skeet shooting tournament over the weekend.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (ZPrif)


He has a new white girl, lindsey Vaughn, He's back on his game.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:02 PM (l86i3)

38 The edit is apparent when you put it in a photo editor and blow it up big. Individual pixel edits that aren't quite right become obvious

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 29, 2013 02:02 PM (GlnE7)

39
It's a P-shop of one of his mincing, prancing and pirouetting golf shots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 29, 2013 02:02 PM (LKr5H)

40 He prolly can't hit a urinal cake when he takes a piss. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:00 PM (l86i3)

Then....it's not twue?!?!?

Posted by: Lili von Schtupp at January 29, 2013 02:02 PM (sbV1u)

41 No post on Soledunce getting the boot yet? I can't believe it.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 29, 2013 02:02 PM (tQHzJ)

42 He golfs even worse than he shoots hoops. Which is epically bad.

Stupid goof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:02 PM (UOM48)

43
Somebody uses that golf photo alot and shops it in various environments, I think its JWF.

Anyway, Odictator has only been to camp david 3 times so I don't expect they will keep making claims to his shooting prowess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 02:03 PM (p/cQy)

44 Gotta love The New Republic. Did they blame Twitter?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:03 PM (UOM48)

45 Yeah, that's him golfing....isn't that also the time his cellphone went flying after he swung?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2013 02:03 PM (X6akg)

46 The edit is apparent when you put it in a photo editor and blow it up big. Individual pixel edits that aren't quite right become obvious

The most astonishing thing is that the wider public gives any credibility at all to the MFM, especially after what we've seen over the last four years.

It becomes less astonishing when you recall that the wider public are dumber than a sack of lag bolts.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:04 PM (LyF0H)

47 Stupid goof.

Cornball brother from outer space.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2013 02:04 PM (KXm42)

48 Someone needs to photoshop Obama driving a Volt with a bunch of dead skeets tied to the fender. Pleeeeease?

Posted by: Dwayne the canoe guy at January 29, 2013 02:04 PM (r4OEn)

49 BTW, TNR isn't fooling anyone, they are just declaring themselves unbiased.

That's their label.

They do that so that when liberals cite them, they can cite TNR as an unbiased source.

That's it. They know it's a lie, we know it's a lie but (a) they have no compunctions about lying, they have no independent morality and the end justifies the means and (b) the LIV will just absorb it.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:04 PM (T0NGe)

50 yeh when you put it in Pshop you can tell the dates have been put in recently, and the background is wrong for 1961 anyway

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 29, 2013 02:04 PM (mroIu)

51 45
Yeah, that's him golfing....isn't that also the time his cellphone went flying after he swung?


Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2013 02:03 PM (X6akg



The cellphone flying out of his pocket on his lousy swing is a classic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (UOM48)

52 We ought to p'shop extra pics of Barry shooting S&W 500s, or muskets, or RPGs.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (LyF0H)

53 "Where are his shooting safety glasses?"

Unfortunately, the Hello Kitty Company no longer sells skeet shooting glasses. We regret the inconvenience.

Posted by: Hello Kitty Glasses and Bike Helmet Co. at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (71LDo)

54 Derp

Posted by: ಠ_ರೃ at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (XvHmy)

55 Also...it's a winter-time background...trees without leaves, and yellow grass.
And he's wearing shorts and a short-sleeved shirt.

Still funny as hell, though.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (BZMZX)

56
You know, just after he skeeted shot, he brokered that peace treaty between Israel and Iran. Remember that?

Posted by: David Frum at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (F6KtL)

57 This thread is proof that the Horde does not read the blog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (da5Wo)

58 Usually there's no "follow through" shooting clay pigeons.

All together now, "I am Sofa King we Todd Ed."

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (Qxdfp)

59 skeetruthers!

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (mroIu)

60 Nice....maybe we can photoshop a squirt gun on TFG riding a bike?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (LRFds)

61 This thread is proof that the Horde does not read the blog.

It's a point of pride really.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (KXm42)

62 He looks like suck a fuck-up. How would anyone believe that is not 'shopped?

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (WqKmU)

63 I just wish I could have seen the look on the faces of those twits at The New Republic when they realized the site and pic was a spoof; The self-righteousglee as theytweeted the pic thinking "HERE, you stupid hick wingnuts! HERE is the proofthat our lord and masterskeet shoots!" The look of utter horror and disbelief as they suddenly realized they had been snookered....Oh man, Ican't stop laughing...

Posted by: DaveinNC at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (boNGU)

64 We ought to p'shop extra pics of Barry shooting SW 500s, or muskets, or RPGs. Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (LyF0H)

It would be better as a video.

Set to the Benny Hill Show soundtrack.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (sbV1u)

65 It would be even funnier if it came from the old whitehouse dot com.


It becomes less astonishing when you recall that the wider public are dumber than a sack of lag bolts.
Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:04 PM (LyF0H)



That's uncalled for. Lag bolts are useful.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

66 Next they'll tell us he shoots skeet wearing golf shoes all the time.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 29, 2013 02:06 PM (rFiOs)

67
you think TNR cares if it's fake?

this is the Just Run With It media we're talking about

Posted by: soothsayer at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (Fely/)

68 If we sent TNR a photo of Hussein riding a unicorn, they would report that the President has made an extraordinary zoological discovery. Science!

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (LyF0H)

69 Nice putz.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (P4cxa)

70 I'll bet Barry's skeet shooting would as good as his golfing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (RRVBX)

71 Love Judge Napolitano. But, geez, get your hair colored one color.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (Kk3Lm)

72 Lol. David Mamet comes out against gun control. Libs heads explode.

http://tinyurl.com/aslyue3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (UOM48)

73 This thread is proof that the Horde does not read the blog.


We don't read this blog or AllenG's if he had one!

Posted by: EC at January 29, 2013 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)

74 Let's see photos of him riding a horse. Without a shirt.

Posted by: Putin at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (F6KtL)

75
43
Anyway, Odictator has only been to camp david 3 times so I don't expect they will keep making claims to his shooting prowess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 02:03 PM (p/cQy)


Well, Mooch did tell him that he did a great job shooting that turkey baster, twice, so he's a real comer in that neck of competitive shooting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (YEo73)

76 68 If we sent TNR a photo of Hussein riding a unicorn, they would report that the President has made an extraordinary zoological discovery. Science!

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"Do we even have one of those?"

"Zoology says we do."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (e0xKF)

77 Imma get Trump on this one

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (mroIu)

78 Lol. David Mamet comes out against gun control. Libs heads explode.

http://tinyurl.com/aslyue3




He "awoke" a couple years back and has since seen the light.

Coffee is for closers.

Posted by: EC at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (GQ8sn)

79 TNR's fact checking is as good as the rest of the MFM. Minitrue is here comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (RRVBX)

80 We don't need no steenkin reading.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (KXm42)

81 Since the WH takes photos of TFG doing everything (I suspect this includes each morning's Royal Dump® as well), you know no such actual photo exists.

If it did, they would have posted it at whitehouse.gov the day he said 'we' do skeet shooting at Camp David.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (ccXZP)

82 52 We ought to p'shop extra pics of Barry shooting SW 500s, or muskets, or RPGs.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (LyF0H)


You conjured up a mental image of him attempting to load my .50 Pennsylvania black powder.

NO, Barry ... Powder, Patch, Ball!!

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 29, 2013 02:08 PM (Qxe/p)

83 Well, Mooch did tell him that he did a great job shooting that turkey baster, twice, so he's a real comer...

ISWYDT

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (sbV1u)

84
It's fake...but accurate.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (BZMZX)

85 I'm no photo expert, nor a douche who cries "FAKE!" at every pic and Youtube video... but come on. It couldn't be a more obvious Photoshop if there was a giant "This is a fake picture" watermark on it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (SY2Kh)

86 Damn, we have to threaten the media with violence and death to print what we say...the media here just does it AND still offers to suck off Obama for free?

Posted by: Mullahs in Iran at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (F6KtL)

87 Judge Napolitano on Fox now; he looks underweight and his manner seems oddly subdued. Is he ill?

Posted by: Just wondering at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (Q1DS+)

88 ..From my cold dead hands, Mario..."

Posted by: CelticCaptain at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (7N2jC)

89 Could someone p-shop a barn in front of him? It would work for when he threw out the first pitch in his mom jeans too.

Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (mjR67)

90 Organized labor is “entirely behind” comprehensive immigration reform
and will mount a “full-fledged” campaign to help drive it through
Congress, AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka told Yahoo News on Tuesday.







That ought to go over well with the rank and file. Just keep voting for the same union leaders and Dem politicians, idiots

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (RRVBX)

91 Do the skeets have the Constitution printed on them? That, I'd believe.

Posted by: Heralder at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (+xmn4)

92 OT - but since teh hawt wimmenz iz never ot around here...
A 20 something Joan Van Ark is on Bonanza right now. METV

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (Gr8tW)

93 I want to know what the following tweets were, and whether they were epically mocked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (p/cQy)

94 There are a number of hilarious videos of TFG swinging a golf club. He really does suck at it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (UOM48)

95 Idiots , he's hunting dog.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (AWmfW)

96 This thread is proof that the Horde does not read the blog.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (da5Wo)


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Are we supposed to?

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 02:11 PM (Kk3Lm)

97 I trust you all know what that's really a picture of.


Golf, skeet, it all involves a little ball, right? (Uh, right?)

Posted by: King Barackus I at January 29, 2013 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

98
We envy the media propaganda machine here.

Posted by: Third World Dictators Everywhere at January 29, 2013 02:11 PM (F6KtL)

99 "He looks like a fucking spaz."

Looks aint deceivin'.

To be heard as uttered by the great Jan Micheal Vincent, in the Burt Reynolds masterpiece "Hooper".

Posted by: nip at January 29, 2013 02:11 PM (11Tdq)

100 Someone should photoshop Obama beheading bin Laden with a "SCOOP" on bin Laden death pics and see if they post that approvingly.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (pZDxu)

101 Beck went full Alinsky on the Skeeter-in-Chief last night. He repeatedly showed the pix of Ogabe on hisgirly bike, wearing mom jeans and safety helmet. After a while he put up the pix of W. toting his mountain bike over his shoulder and the other pix of Reagan riding that white Arabian horse. Beck kept referring tohim as the "Chick in Chief." I imagine RodentNation (ValJar) and the Kenyan Klepto were fuming. Lovin' that ridicule.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (tQHzJ)

102
TNR's fact checking is as good as the rest of the MFM. Minitrue is here comrades


Actually heard some radio talking head (ESPN) making the excuse that today's news cycle is so fast that fact checking has gone the way of the buggy whip. He also went on to say that bloggers are not qualified to take the place of journalists because they lack the training. Yep.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (KXm42)

103 92
OT - but since teh hawt wimmenz iz never ot around here...

A 20 something Joan Van Ark is on Bonanza right now. METV

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (Gr8tW)


I love watching that and seeing all the 'future' stars on it.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (X6akg)

104 If lil' Barry ever did pick up a scary gun, the Secret Service would soil themselves getting out of the way.

Which would be amusing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (UOM48)

105
85 I'm no photo expert, nor a douche who cries "FAKE!" at every pic and Youtube video... but come on. It couldn't be a more obvious Photoshop if there was a giant "This is a fake picture" watermark on it.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 29, 2013 02:09 PM (SY2Kh)


We'd have run that one too.

Posted by: TNR at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (GULKT)

106 '....when they pry that skeet shooter from my cold, dead hands...'

Posted by: Lord Obama the Great Skeeter, What He Said Volume Two at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (F6KtL)

107 [i ]He looks like a fucking spaz.

Some German car company used Obama throwing out the 'first pitch' as a model for their new commercial. I'm not saying it's offensive to my masculinity, but my balls shrivel to the size of marbles every time I watch it -- before I hit the remote two seconds later.

I wanna smack some German automakers upside the head for portraying men that way.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (feFL6)

108 Someone call SLUBlog.

Tell him he needs to look up Mel Brooks' History Of The World Part I, where Louis XVI is skeet-shooting with peasants as the targets.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (e0xKF)

109 93
I want to know what the following tweets were, and whether they were epically mocked.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (p/cQy)


Click the link in the post....it goes to twitchy.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (X6akg)

110 I'm aware that's a shot from his golf game Photoshopped - I'm just saying I imagine his highness probably falls on his ass enough during his swings.

Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (+Qawf)

111 It couldn't be a more obvious Photoshop if there was a giant "This is a fake picture" watermark on it.

That would cement its authenticity, if TNR has anything to say about it.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:13 PM (LyF0H)

112
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2013 02:03 PM (X6akg)

Yep, I remember the pic. That's him trying to get one of his lousy putts to go in the hole.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 29, 2013 02:13 PM (1Y+hH)

113 Chocolate Skeeter

Posted by: Cricket at January 29, 2013 02:13 PM (DrC22)

114 see you know he doesnt shoot mostly becoz there isnt as much opportunity to talk smack in shootin sports like there is in bball. i figure thats all he does anyway

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 29, 2013 02:13 PM (mroIu)

115 A 20 something Joan Van Ark is on Bonanza right now.

Sadly, time has not been kind to her.

Posted by: EC at January 29, 2013 02:13 PM (GQ8sn)

116 So King Barak is a lying sack of fuck, and the press will swear he's right, and true and dreamy.

This is news how?

The FSA even knows this, and they don't care.

Posted by: Invictus at January 29, 2013 02:14 PM (OQpzc)

117
'...shootin' skeet is protected by the Second Amendment...but only one with ten rounds...I can usually shoot the skeeter by the first one shot...sometimes if my eyes are closed, by the third shot...'

Posted by: Lord Obama the Great Skeeter, What He Said Volume Two at January 29, 2013 02:14 PM (F6KtL)

118 A 20 something Joan Van Ark is on Bonanza right now.

She was tasty back then.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:14 PM (LyF0H)

119

You can always pick offadults who didn't play physical sports as children.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 29, 2013 02:15 PM (1Y+hH)

120 I know this is fake. He is not wearing a skeet crash helmet.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:15 PM (LyF0H)

121 I dunno, I think we need Toure's opinion on this, once he finishes investigating that pic of the Statue of Liberty succumbing to Godzilla, UFOs, and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 29, 2013 02:15 PM (xGlYu)

122 see you know he doesnt shoot mostly becoz there isnt as much opportunity to talk smack in shootin sports like there is in bball. i figure thats all he does anyway

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Chris Duhon of the Magic has done interviews in which he discussed playing pickup games against Obama. Obama apparently talks an inordinate amount of shit for someone of his ability.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (e0xKF)

123 This thread is proof that the Horde does not read the blog.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 02:05 PM (da5Wo)
Wut? We are supposed to read the blog now?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (8cJXl)

124 116 Invictus,

it doesn't you have a gun?

Hope so...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

125 Beck went full Alinsky on the Skeeter-in-Chief last night. He repeatedly showed the pix of Ogabe on hisgirly bike, wearing mom jeans and safety helmet. After a while he put up the pix of W. toting his mountain bike over his shoulder and the other pix of Reagan riding that white Arabian horse. Beck kept referring tohim as the "Chick in Chief." I imagine RodentNation (ValJar) and the Kenyan Klepto were fuming. Lovin' that ridicule.
Posted by: RushBabe at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (tQHzJ)


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All three of them spent an hour on yesterday's radio show laughing at him.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (Kk3Lm)

126 Obama probably practices skeet and release.

Posted by: NCKate at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (niJ61)

127 but come on. It couldn't be a more obvious Photoshop if there was a giant "This is a fake picture" watermark on it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint


THIS

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (xz0nG)

128 that pic of the Statue of Liberty succumbing to Godzilla, UFOs, and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.

RULE 34. It waits for no man.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (LyF0H)

129 Ted Cruz is my new senator. He seems to be doing well. I expect that pos Cornyn to try to corrupt him any minute now.

Posted by: Invictus at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (OQpzc)

130 He used to do lines of skeet in college

Posted by: Ben at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (C2Y4l)

131 Sadly, time has not been kind to her.
Posted by: EC at January 29, 2013 02:13 PM (GQ8sn)

After lookin in the mirror, she aint the lone ranger.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (l86i3)

132 NO! NO! You FOOL! He said throw out the first PITCH!

Posted by: Mrs SCOAMF at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (ZKzrr)

133 Where does TNR come down on Barky's Birth Certificate?

Posted by: nip at January 29, 2013 02:17 PM (11Tdq)

134 He must be at one of those new interactive skeet ranges where you have to dodge incoming rounds.

He's looking pretty dodgy.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 29, 2013 02:17 PM (aZ6ew)

135 it doesn't you have a gun?Hope so...
Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

It is the policy of my government to neither confirm, nor deny the existence of weapons in House Invictus.

Posted by: Invictus at January 29, 2013 02:18 PM (OQpzc)

136 FORE!

Posted by: Cricket at January 29, 2013 02:18 PM (DrC22)

137 This TNR tweet is full of mindthoughts.

Posted by: George Orwell says it doesn't make a difference at this point at January 29, 2013 02:18 PM (LyF0H)

138 Free range skeet, red or white wine?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 29, 2013 02:18 PM (AWmfW)

139 You just know, if TFG ever did actually "shoot skeets," he'd wear full body armor and a pink Hello Kitty helmet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:18 PM (UOM48)

140 My hardcore Democrat UAW father and uncles HATE illegals but LOVE Obama. They're convinced it's the Republicans who bring all the illegals here to take American jobs, just like they offshore all our jobs to China. Serious cognitive dissonance.

90
Organized labor is “entirely behind” comprehensive immigration reform

and will mount a “full-fledged” campaign to help drive it through

Congress, AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka told Yahoo News on Tuesday.

That ought to go over well with the rank and file. Just keep voting for the same union leaders and Dem politicians, idiots


Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2013 02:10 PM (RRVBX)

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 29, 2013 02:19 PM (cv5Iw)

141 re: 'He "awoke" a couple years back and has since seen the light.'

If you hang out where Educated People congregate, you'll have noticed that it's really important for them to remind you, over and over again, whenever Mamet comes up, that everything he ever did was always garbage, as all Educated People always knew.

Starting a couple years ago.

The "I always knew something was wrong with him" threads/mail-chains/conversations when he came out were just great. And the warnings to the youth--"You may not know this, because you're reading outdated secondary materials about him (or, God forbid, his own work) but he's a NAZI!"--are also great.

(I like horrifying things.)

Posted by: oblig. at January 29, 2013 02:19 PM (cePv8)

142 I'm sure if that wasn't a picture of him playing golf and was him shooting skeet he would be just as lousy at that too.

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 29, 2013 02:19 PM (9+ccr)

143 Well, Barry does like to "shoot his load"...

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 29, 2013 02:19 PM (XvHmy)

144 Our betters ain't.

Posted by: toby928© at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (evdj2)

145 I don't exactly look like I did at 40 either EC.
Oh, same killer bod and all but it won't be long before I have as many wrinkles as a topo map of the Rockies.

Posted by: teej at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (JxJPF)

146
The closest the Great Skeeter Hunter has come to using the word "skeet" is when he chants (to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain When She Comes"):

There's a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off! (Whack it off!)
There's a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off! (Whack it off!)
There's a skeeter on my Peter,
There's a skeeter on my Peter,
There's a skeeter on my Peter,
Whack it off! (Whack it off!)




Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (1MXyW)

147 Ace, you ought to review Skeets SCOAMF The Movie, or Twelve Gauge TOTUS and see if anyone bites.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (aZ6ew)

148 Some German car company used Obama throwing out the 'first pitch' as a model for their new commercial. I'm not saying it's offensive to my masculinity, but my balls shrivel to the size of marbles every time I watch it -- before I hit the remote two seconds later. I wanna smack some German automakers upside the head for portraying men that way.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (feFL6)


-------------------------------------------------


This has been going on for years. Progressive Insurance ads are rife with it.

The leftist Amerikan male ideal.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (Kk3Lm)

149 Before TNR’s attempt to memory-hole the tweet, gun-grabber David Frum shared it with his followers, asking, “Have US politics reached peak dumb?”

I am so smart! I am so smart!

Sorry for mangling joke. I wasn't offering photo as authentic, was referring to emerging Obama skeet truther meme as "peak dumb"—
(@davidfrum) January 29, 2013


S-M-R-T !! DOHHH !!!

Posted by: David "Butterfries" Frum at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (wwsoB)

150 So I'm over at Barrett's website, fapping at the pure unadulteratedl liberty, and I've noticed a couple things.


1) They need better "crap". Like tshirts and stickers and keychains and that crap. The stuff they have is...ehhh.


2) Holy shit on a shingle batman. I knew the firearms would be expensive and the ammo doesn't surprise me, but damn at the "accessories." $150 for a 10 rd magazine? $300 for a drag bag? Damn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 02:20 PM (da5Wo)

151 For some odd reason, President Obama won't shoot skeet with me

Posted by: Dick Cheney at January 29, 2013 02:21 PM (e8kgV)

152 >>Click the link in the post

Ha, ha, good one, Tami.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 29, 2013 02:21 PM (SUKHu)

153 :: No liberal bias at the new TNR. ::

We publish both versions of political thought: Marxism AND Leninism!
-TNR

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 29, 2013 02:21 PM (RSqz2)

154 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:21 PM (8y9MW)

155 New (Warning: Very Long) post up at that blog I don't have RE: Gov. Perry's SotS.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:22 PM (8y9MW)

156 Chris Duhon of the Magic has done interviews in which he discussed
playing pickup games against Obama. Obama apparently talks an
inordinate amount of shit for someone of his ability.


Wow, imagine the shitstorm he got for letting that loose.

We cannot say how naked the emperor is.

I'll bet he'd really like to say how terrible Obama really is at basketball, even given his age and smoking habit.

The fact that he talks any shit at all around NBA players tells you all you need to know about him.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:22 PM (T0NGe)

157 TNR: Right in the sweet spot of Trotskyism.

Posted by: toby928© at January 29, 2013 02:22 PM (evdj2)

158 Fore!!! uhm,, I mean Pull!!!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 29, 2013 02:22 PM (GQ72I)

159 "Barry's got a gun."

Posted by: Steven Tyler at January 29, 2013 02:22 PM (ZOf1l)

160 Isn't the New Republic the magazine that got taken in that movie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2013 02:23 PM (9Bj8R)

161 He's coming right for me!

Posted by: The Clay Pigeon at January 29, 2013 02:23 PM (evdj2)

162 Fake. Look at his left arm and where the stock of the shotgun should be.

Also the fact he has no ear or eye protection. Somehow I don't think the Secret Service would let him do that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:23 PM (8y9MW)

163 Even after all of the documented evidence of the uncoolness and uncoordinated athletic adventures of Obama, the press continued to brag about what a cool and athletic person Obama was. They have backed away from that just a bit but not much.

I still remember the report about Obama doing 70lb dumbbell curls. He couldn't curl 7lbs.

Posted by: polynikes at January 29, 2013 02:23 PM (m2CN7)

164 The fact that he talks any shit at all around NBA players tells you all you need to know about him.


Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:22 PM (T0NGe)



Yep. He's been told his entire life what a Special Snowflake he is. He's also always the smartest person in the room (in his mind).

Thanks, low information voters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:24 PM (UOM48)

165 that pic of the Statue of Liberty succumbing to Godzilla, UFOs, and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.


Don't forget my favorite.

http://tinyurl.com/3pav5rs

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:24 PM (l86i3)

166 @162

I'm sure if he did ever go shooting, he'd do what he wanted. He's the smartest guy there ever was after all.

Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2013 02:25 PM (+Qawf)

167 156 I imagine Barry as a sore loser and no fun to play with in anything, not golf, monopoly, anything. He wont STFU during video games by himself, I bet.

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 29, 2013 02:25 PM (mroIu)

168 Someone yesterday suggested Slublog photoshop a pic of Barry wearing an Elmer Fudd cap.

That would totally make my day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:26 PM (UOM48)

169 He looks like such a fuck-up. How would anyone believe that is not 'shopped?

You just answered your own question.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 29, 2013 02:26 PM (qOEWB)

170 I'm sure if he did ever go shooting, he'd do what he wanted. He's the smartest guy there ever was after all.
Posted by: Gaff at January 29, 2013 02:25 PM (+Qawf)

He reminds me more and more of Kim Jong Il.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:26 PM (l86i3)

171 Ya know they didn't get the mockery on twitchy I thought they deserved. Nevertheless, Odictator probably would hold a shotgun that way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 02:26 PM (p/cQy)

172 I'm sure if he did ever go shooting, he'd do what he wanted. He's the smartest guy there ever was after all.

Oh, what a good idea, then: we'll take him to an indoor gun-range to fire some ARs and AKs!

FTR- My brother has permanent ear damage to his left (I think) ear due to Stupidity While On Maneuvers. He removed only a portion of the ear protection he was supposed to be wearing as the top gunner on a Hummvee. Whoops.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:27 PM (8y9MW)

173 >>Don't forget my favorite.

I hate it when that happens...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 29, 2013 02:27 PM (SUKHu)

174 He reminds me more and more of Kim Jong Il.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:26 PM (l86i3



Minus the masculinity, intellect, and sex appeal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:27 PM (UOM48)

175 Wasn't TNR the mag that allowed Stephen Glass to lie and manufacturer stories for years?

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 02:27 PM (wsGWu)

176 MSM once again dipping their hairshirts into the blood and smearing 2nd Amendment proponents

Outrageous: How the left-wing media lied about Newtown ‘hecklers

http://tinyurl.com/bjbgcu8

Posted by: David at January 29, 2013 02:28 PM (wwsoB)

177 Because once you fire you have 10 seconds of wait time where you can body english the pellets into the pigeon.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 29, 2013 02:28 PM (0q2P7)

178 THIS is the kind of thing we need to do. make silly fools out of the leftists.
Yes, I know the wider public will never know about it. But THEY know --- and it drives them crazy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 29, 2013 02:29 PM (C8mVl)

179 We need that pose, with fake Hurricane Sandy footage in the background and a squirrel popping up in front.

Then we could sell it to TNR!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 29, 2013 02:29 PM (SUKHu)

180 175 oh theyve a more disttinguished history than just Glass

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 29, 2013 02:29 PM (mroIu)

181 AllenG, I won't necessarily disagree with the your comments on Perry and the source of funds from the Rainy Day Fund. But his SOS address was limited as to what infrastructure improvements can be made. I suspect it has to do with Lake Travis and the down state rice farmers.

Posted by: SH at January 29, 2013 02:29 PM (gmeXX)

182 Is that a Sanger's Famous Fresh 'grinder' house, with the spout, behind him there? What a novel concept.

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at January 29, 2013 02:30 PM (YXpp9)

183 I'm not surprised.

This is TNR we're talking about.

Remember a few years ago when they ran the Beauchamp stories? Franklin Foer, swallowed every word from Scottie "Don't" Beauchamp, even going as far as saying they all "passed the smell test".

These fuckwits will believe anything when it comes to their side of the line. That's enough reason for anyone NOT to trust a fucking word they say.

Posted by: EC at January 29, 2013 02:30 PM (GQ8sn)

184 You just know that the WH will be doing a photo op of Barry Skeet shooting ASAP. I guarandamntee you it will be out in the next 2 weeks.
Headline. See Barry likes guns. Just the right kind of guns!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 29, 2013 02:30 PM (A8hAJ)

185 172 AllenG,

he blew out his mid range hearing?

Yeah Rifle ear...

I went through MOUT without hearing protection like a dummy and as I age I am losing my mid range in the right ear.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:30 PM (LRFds)

186 But his SOS address was limited as to what infrastructure improvements
can be made. I suspect it has to do with Lake Travis and the down state
rice farmers.


I'm sure that's part of it, but West Texas has been making the water complaint for decades (because they live in a desert).

And, really- can someone dispute that we need road construction and improvements? Maybe with this we won't have to build quite so many of them as toll roads.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:31 PM (8y9MW)

187 Don't forget my favorite. http://tinyurl.com/3pav5rs
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 29, 2013 02:24 PM (l86i3)


-----------------------------------------------------


I like "Cloverfield". I think it's for two reasons. The first is the FX was good and the alien was pretty cool. Second, was watching NYC hipsters being squished.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 02:32 PM (Kk3Lm)

188
OT - U S consumer confidence drops to lowest level in more than a year.

#WinTheFuture #Forward! #Change

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2013 02:33 PM (p/cQy)

189 he blew out his mid range hearing?

Yeah Rifle ear...


Something like that. I don't know the specifics of the pathology. What he told me was that he was having a hard time hearing his radio (via headset) through the ear plugs. So he assumed the headset over-the-ear earphones would provide enough protection, and pulled the ear plug from his left ear.

It wasn't until maneuvers were done and he still heard ringing in his ear a day or two later that he realized how dumb he'd been.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:33 PM (8y9MW)

190 My hardcore Democrat UAW father and uncles HATE illegals but LOVE Obama.
They're convinced it's the Republicans who bring all the illegals here
to take American jobs, just like they offshore all our jobs to China.
Serious cognitive dissonance.


The big unions have been trying to unionize service workers (hotel maids, janitors, dishwashers, etc) for years. I wonder if they think that these positions being filled by illegals is what's been holding them back.

What most rank and file union members don't want to admit- despite being obvious- is that unions don't give a shit about them. All they care about is maximizing how much union dues money they collect, and seeing that money spent on lavish salaries, benefits and political contributions.

The unions will happily sell out current members if it results in more people paying them dues.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 29, 2013 02:33 PM (SY2Kh)

191 Are we saying Obama never "did skeet" or that he didn't do it alot? Because I figure they have at least one photo of him shooting some damn thing. All the aspiring Dems do.

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 02:33 PM (9KqcB)

192 Personally, I don't mind toll roads. If my alternative is higher taxes. Anyway, there really isn't much for Perry to do any more. He has basically accomplished the big things he has set out to do. There are some minor things I quibble with, but you can't argue with the success that Texas has enjoyed over the past 10 years. And yes, Texas is blessed with abundent natural resources. But Perry had the good sense not to interefere and mess that up. I'm hoping Perry moves on (where I don't know) because I would like to see new blood come in and everybody move up. But we shall see.

Posted by: SH at January 29, 2013 02:34 PM (gmeXX)

193 The leftist Amerikan male ideal.

I wonder how successful it works for them. Because, after seeing how some German automaker portrays an American Dad teaching his son how to throw a ball, I've sworn that I'll NEVER buy one of their products.

Yeah, it looks like Obama throwing out the 'first pitch' but that doesn't get me to rip out the debit card and buy your car.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 29, 2013 02:34 PM (feFL6)

194 189 Allen G,

Yeah I can't imagine what the guys in the artillery go through...I looked at pics of the 155 guys in Vietnam w/no hearing pro....

"wow"

I hope he gains it back.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:35 PM (LRFds)

195 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 29, 2013 02:35 PM (5H6zj)

196 Yep. He's been told his entire life what a Special Snowflake he is. He's
also always the smartest person in the room (in his mind).


I've thought a lot about what this election means and the trends I see happening and for me it comes down to one thing:

Daddy issues.

It's all about daddy issues. Note that the last two Democrat presidents have had absent fathers. Some libs tried to claim W. did ("He only went to Iraq to avenge his father!" Even if that were true, trying to assassinate any president is high on my list of things to be avenged.), but I didn't see it in him and certainly don't see it on the right side of the aisle.

But on the Left...hoo boy. How will people react to a Daddy Party when they never knew their daddy or they only knew him on weekends? How much of our politics is now about people seeking official government approval? How much of our spending is an argument about Good Things vs. meanies who want to take Good Things away from us over some mystical "debt" thing that sounds just too mathy.

Culture comes first.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:35 PM (T0NGe)

197 I hope he gains it back.

Docs say unlikely.

It's only one ear, so it's not like it's crippling. Besides, he likes to pretend that when he didn't hear you because he wasn't listening, it was because you were "talking into his bad ear."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:36 PM (8y9MW)

198 Can we stop bringing up "Obama" and "skeet"? I don't like the mental images those words give me.

Why?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (B/VB5)

199 I like toll roads. I wish there that the one running from San Antonio to Round Rock went all the way to Waco

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (wsGWu)

200 It doesn't matter that Obama was a bench warmer for his HS basketball team. According to the press, he would be NBA material if he hadn't chosen to go into politics.

He is a star B-Baller though he couldn't start for his HS team.

He is a moderate though he was a member of the socialist New Party.

He is a high IQ genius even though his grades and papers don't support same.

He is a great orator even though he can't speak without a teleprompter and can't pronounce the simplest of words.

He is a successful President even though he is destroying our country.

That may be the only thing they are right about since they both appear to have that same goal.

Posted by: polynikes at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (m2CN7)

201 156 I imagine Barry as a sore loser and no fun to play with in anything,
not golf, monopoly, anything. He wont STFU during video games by
himself, I bet.


I am absolutely sure he cheats at solitaire.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (T0NGe)

202 >>>Are we saying Obama never "did skeet" or that he didn't do it alot?

We'd have seen it already. I guarantee you that after a couple of weeks, one for therapy to get over the fear of holding a firearm, the second to learn how to hold it and not look stupid to everyone out there that does shoot trap/skeet/sport clays, we will see a Kim Jong Il style posed photo with a shotgun, most likely a break action double because those are the non-scariest type of shotgun.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (0q2P7)

203 We need commonsense Twitter control.
Maybe there should be a waiting period for Tweeting.
And you don't need 140 characters. It should be limited to 10.

TNR will be a little embarrassed about rushing out the fake image, but will they take a moment to think about why they rushed out with a fake image? That's what they should be embarrassed about.

Today Ann Althouse posted about something else TNR needs to apologize for.

Posted by: whenuboilitdown at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (H44Q3)

204 At least we know the important stuff, like how many times Sarah Palin said "gosh" on Fox.

Posted by: Oswald at January 29, 2013 02:38 PM (5pi9n)

205 Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:35 PM (T0NGe)



Great post.


And who were little Barry's father figures? His commie grandfather? Frank Marshall Davis?


I seriously doubt anyone ever even threw a baseball to him when he was growing up.


It would be sad, except we're paying the price for his daddy issues.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48)

206 I like toll roads. I wish there that the one running from San Antonio to Round Rock went all the way to Waco

I don't mind them. But, given that a fair amount of what I pay in gas and sales taxes is supposed to build new ones and maintain old ones, I'd like it if some of the new ones weren't toll roads.

I am absolutely sure he cheats at solitaire.

You mean you don't?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 29, 2013 02:38 PM (8y9MW)

207 Yeah I can't imagine what the guys in the artillery go through...I looked at pics of the 155 guys in Vietnam w/no hearing pro...."wow"I hope he gains it back.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:35 PM (LRFds)


--------------------------------------------


Started losing my hearing in Vietnam. Noticed it after a 122mm hit about fifty yards from me once. The ringing has never gone away.

Posted by: Soona at January 29, 2013 02:39 PM (Kk3Lm)

208 >>>It would be sad, except we're paying the price for his daddy issues.

With IRS style interest and late penalties.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 29, 2013 02:39 PM (0q2P7)

209 If lil' Barry ever did pick up a scary gun, the Secret Service would soil themselves getting out of the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (UOM4
==============

They've sworn to take a bullet FOR the POTUS, not FROM him.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 29, 2013 02:39 PM (RSqz2)

210 MSNBC once again did some creative editing of a video, making it look like pro gun spectators were heckling father of Newtown child

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2013 02:40 PM (wwsoB)

211 The unions will happily sell out current members if it results in more people paying them dues.

The SEIU is the new model. It's a terrible union. If you're in it, do anything to get out.

They loves them some temporary employees and businesses with high turnover. That way they collect dues and the people at the top aren't challenged because none of the rank-and-file get enough seniority to make a difference.

And the union guys still can't figure out why they live in Michigan but their kids and grandkids live in Texas.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:40 PM (T0NGe)

212 Turning 35 into a 3 lane highway would do wonders, but since that hasn't happened, I assume there's a reason why it can't happen.

Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 02:41 PM (wsGWu)

213 We'd have seen it already.

So we're all in huh?

I'm getting a sense of deja vu

Posted by: CJ at January 29, 2013 02:41 PM (9KqcB)

214 197 Allen G,

when I'm pretty tired I have to move my head to hear right from the right and oddly I often wind up aiming my bad ear toward what I am listening to....

weird stuff.

The good news is hearing aides are better than ever and if needed they'll take care of him.

I have not wanted it yet, dad needs it from years of working near heavy diesels.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:42 PM (LRFds)

215 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48

I say with Obama its more than just the Daddy issues though it all arises out ofabandonment issues.

How would you feel if your Mom sent you away but kept your sister? I don't care how innately mentally stable you were, that has got to sting.

Posted by: polynikes at January 29, 2013 02:42 PM (m2CN7)

216 I'm guessing they didn't pick up on the 14 things wrong with that possibly being a photo of someone skeet shooting right away - outside of it being photoshopped.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at January 29, 2013 02:42 PM (L4CWX)

217
209
If lil' Barry ever did pick up a scary gun, the Secret Service would soil themselves getting out of the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2013 02:12 PM (UOM4
==============

They've sworn to take a bullet FOR the POTUS, not FROM him.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 29, 2013 02:39 PM (RSqz2)


If TFG picks up a gun, the best place to stand is right in front of whatever he's supposed to be aiming at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 02:43 PM (da5Wo)

218 Fer crissakes, he's got a golf glove hanging out of his pocket. It's obviously a shopped golfing pic.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at January 29, 2013 02:43 PM (GLCZn)

219 Round Rock went all the way to Waco
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (wsGWu)

High speed transits that avoid population centers. Seems like a good plan to me...on a few angles.

Posted by: Invictus at January 29, 2013 02:44 PM (OQpzc)

220 218 Farmer Joe,

Well he has shooting gloves comrade....

Comrade Soetoro is Andrew Oakley

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:44 PM (LRFds)

221 219 Round Rock went all the way to Waco
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2013 02:37 PM (wsGWu)

High speed transits that avoid population centers. Seems like a good plan to me...on a few angles.

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LePetomaine Thruway? Well, what will that asshole think of next!

Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Posted by: Taggart at January 29, 2013 02:45 PM (e0xKF)

222 Bronco shoots skeets out at 1500 yards, ergo the body english. The rifling causes the cartridges to do strange things at that distance.

Posted by: jd at January 29, 2013 02:45 PM (Ks5+T)

223 186...from AllenG:

I'm sure that's part of it, but West Texas has been making the water complaint for decades (because they live in a desert).

California turned some of their 'desert' land into lush farms...by directing water there.
Now...the liberals have shut off the water and it's returning to desert.

Doesn't seem like a bad idea to me, to want to turn more arid land into useful farmland.

And, really- can someone dispute that we need road construction and improvements? Maybe with this we won't have to build quite so many of them as toll roads.

Here in OK, we have a state income tax...and toll roads.
Texas is on the front lines, with all the Nafta traffic, wearing out your highways...but a lot of it comes through here.

Toll roads are really one ofthe only ways for a state to get a little income off of the traffic that is just...'passing through'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 29, 2013 02:45 PM (BZMZX)

224 222 jd,

Nicely done....he's using slugs.

That is just deflection and elevation shooting.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:47 PM (LRFds)

225 That's MADNESS!

MADNESS!!1!`!~eleventy!!1!

Posted by: Andrew "Madness" Cuomo at January 29, 2013 02:47 PM (XvHmy)

226 It would be sad, except we're paying the price for his daddy issues.

It's not just his, it's all of ours. How many voters have not known their fathers? How have even present fathers been emasculated?

Motherhood is natural but fatherhood is a modern social construct. Stupid little things like passing on your name to your offspring that feminism rejects are part of what makes men more invested in fatherhood.

Most of us with present, loving but sometimes stern fathers grow to appreciate what they've done for us. But those who don't, resent their fathers and the whole concept of fatherhood in general.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2013 02:48 PM (T0NGe)

227 MOUT without hearing protection

Top Fuel or Blue Oyster Cult will both do it too.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2013 02:49 PM (tAie3)

228 227 DaveA,

Nine inch nails as well....and my brother's foray into Culture Club made me wish for it....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:50 PM (LRFds)

229
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 29, 2013 02:43 PM (da5Wo)
If I was on the golf course with El JEF'eh, I would want to be in the middle of the fairway 250 yards out when he was teeing off, and standing next to the pin when he was hitting his approach shot

Posted by: phreshone at January 29, 2013 02:51 PM (0SXI6)

230 226 Amish Dude,

Yeah the only problem is I think international feminism means we males need to go conquer the third world.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 29, 2013 02:51 PM (LRFds)

231 is that a "skeet" glove in his pocket?

Posted by: seaniep at January 29, 2013 02:56 PM (ajJXu)

232 This is not funny and I am sending a E-mail to someone at the Whitehouse to let them know. Then when Presdent Obama heers about this we will see who is laughing after this trash site is shut down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 29, 2013 03:01 PM (48wze)

233 The Preezy likes his birds from the "high" house, obviously.

Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2013 03:20 PM (+GpbP)

234 Frum fell for it...

Then totally claimed he was just kidding and knew all along it was fake.

Because he's Frum, that's how he rolls (downhill).

Posted by: gekkobear at January 29, 2013 03:25 PM (uCBlL)

235 It appears to me that he just shot his dog . . . or his foot.

Posted by: rplat at January 29, 2013 03:28 PM (U/Ao5)

236 When I'm trap shooting. I always have a golf glove in my pocket.
H8ers.

Posted by: Max Entropy at January 29, 2013 03:31 PM (DT5ol)

237 That has got to be the biggest ball-washer on the planet in the background.

They must have built it for when Dick Cheney golfs there.


Posted by: West at January 29, 2013 03:34 PM (1Rgee)

238 I found the original photo in the blog entry at the following link:

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2010/04/oprah-d-oprah-redux.html

Posted by: Reno_Dave at January 29, 2013 03:35 PM (OL4L4)

239 Ooo Barack.
I am shooting skeet . Right now.
IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: D. Frum at January 29, 2013 03:39 PM (EZl54)

240 The new TNR is going to be a lot of fun.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 29, 2013 03:44 PM (rznx3)

241 Ace: I trust you all know what that's really a picture of.
Baldy: Obama defecating on a cop car?

Posted by: Baldy at January 29, 2013 03:45 PM (opS9C)

242 The shoes give it away - looks like he missed

Posted by: DBD at January 29, 2013 04:07 PM (LWSSq)

243 That there Skeetin' be hard when your busy presidenting and stuff.

Posted by: nuclearjim at January 29, 2013 04:20 PM (Psh9k)

244 His bullet is gonna slice!

Posted by: Steve D at January 29, 2013 04:49 PM (p9ikY)

245 Somewhere someone should put this photo in the dictionary next to state propaganda done by state media.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at January 29, 2013 04:59 PM (Ea64Y)

246 If he was really into skeet shooting then how come he never invited Dick Chaney over?

Posted by: HeftyJo at January 29, 2013 06:19 PM (EN3UW)

247 I know he's a lefty but does he shoot lefty too?

Posted by: geoffb at January 29, 2013 07:49 PM (d3wbb)

248 Hey, all you need to step off!

Barry LOVES to skeet-skeet-skeet!
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 29, 2013 01:56 PM (e0xKF)


Hmm. So that's what you guys are calling it now.

Posted by: Bill H at January 29, 2013 08:44 PM (3sZO1)

249 Defend the Constitution

Posted by: By Any Means Necessary at January 29, 2013 08:46 PM (dvOcD)

250 barry hussein is a stammering clusterfuck of a miserable failure

Posted by: By Any Means Necessary at January 29, 2013 08:47 PM (dvOcD)

251
What do you mean "fake photo"? That's definitely a skeet-shooting glove in his pocket, and if those aren't skeet-shooting cleats that he's wearing then I don't know what is.

Posted by: Rich Williams at January 30, 2013 09:53 AM (8lkI0)






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