Deep Thought for the Night

A few nights ago, a moment of inspiration filled me with a serious question...

what if we are already dead, and this is all just a flashback?

Well apparently, I'm not the only one to think this, and a scientist with a bigger understanding and a mind more expanded than mine could ever be has thought this out:

Whoa. By the way don't watch after 9:00 unless you want to hear a Canadian sing.

Posted by: CAC at 08:44 PM



Comments

1 Was he on pain pills too?

Kidding! I'm a kidder!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 08:45 PM (LILHo)

2 I'm not waiting till after I watch that. First!

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:45 PM (R18D0)

3 FUCK!

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:45 PM (R18D0)

4 Oh, and....foist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 08:45 PM (LILHo)

5 Oh fuckin hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM (GEICT)

6 Deal with it

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM (LILHo)

7 SERPENT!

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM (R18D0)

8 I really want into that stash.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM (Gk3SS)

9 Shouldn't you be dead?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM (GEICT)

10 Dude, I want no part of your stoner thread. And I love the ganj.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 28, 2013 08:46 PM (8AF9+)

11
Is this you establishing an alibi for an upcoming PeepingCAC spree?

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 08:47 PM (XUF75)

12 CAC heal Buddy....

no need for you to be stoned for three years to make up for the last cycle...

come home....

regards,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 08:47 PM (LRFds)

13 Every time I post something the video stops. I'm going to be posting a lot.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:47 PM (R18D0)

14 CAC. How in the h*ll did you find a wife that lets you smoke the herb every day? Does she have a sister or a cousin?

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 28, 2013 08:48 PM (/PJ/D)

15 If I'm dead, I'm not spending enough time watching the ladies pleasure themselves.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 08:48 PM (XUF75)

16 the 10th dimension is 6 dimensions too long

Posted by: Piers Morgan, intellectual at January 28, 2013 08:49 PM (I88Jc)

17 Finally those the flashbacks the government promised everyone have arrived, after death of course.

Dammit!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 28, 2013 08:49 PM (Sedwk)

18 Shit. This is just like The Gerry Todd Show.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:49 PM (R18D0)

19 So, I don't have to go to work tomorrow because I'm already dead?

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 08:49 PM (jp2Ur)

20
1. Who cares.

2. I Dream of Jeannie is on. It's the episode when Tony gets taken by Chinese spies and is given the Chinese Water Torture treatment

Posted by: soothsayer at January 28, 2013 08:49 PM (DYWM0)

21 I take it you've finished your "stash."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM48)

22 wot a load a rubbish

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 08:50 PM (8sCoq)

23 This is a reminder of why I don't do drugs anymore and why I did drugs in the first place.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2013 08:50 PM (bAGA/)

24 Q: what if we are already dead, and this is all just a flashback?

A: Don't know, Mongo only pawn, in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at January 28, 2013 08:50 PM (obHYs)

25 My life insurance company owes me some cash!

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:50 PM (R18D0)

26 CAC, you fucking stoner!!!!

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 28, 2013 08:51 PM (2IgCi)

27 How do I know I'm flashbacking accurately?

What if I'm really a dead international jewel thief and I'm flashing back the life of a doofus chemist?

To whom would I complain?



Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 08:51 PM (jp2Ur)

28 This sounds like the type of crap we discussed when I was a freshman at IU in 1966.

Please. Elevate the discussion. Thank you.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 08:51 PM (GoIUi)

29 I never liked the Mary Jane. I didn't like feeling of not being in control. The stupid was strong in me when I got stoned. Couldn't talk, like someone stole my tongue.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (jucos)

30 I want a stash. I'm actually not all that opposed to the sweet stinky. And let's be honest, we could all use a little escape from reality.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)

31 I didn't know they were still growing Aztec Ceremonial Trip Weed.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (qnLvz)

32 Whoa. By the way don't watch after 9:00 unless you want to hear a Canadian sing.


Depends. Ann Murray, or Celine Dion?

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (I2LwF)

33 Did anyone see O'Reilly's interview with Teddy Turner (son of idiot Ted)?

He's running as a conservative Republican for congress in SC. We've been getting his ads over here.

Citadel grad, spent some time in the Soviet Union, drives a Ford F-250, is a brawny guy.

Said he and his Prius-driving dad have had some interesting discussions.

Ted Sr. met Teddy's mom at a Young Republicans event back in the day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (UOM48)

34 Some stoners never die, they just talk about it all the fucking time.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (R18D0)

35 Now the stoner Commies of yesteryear are running the country.

Wow, man.

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (jp2Ur)

36 Life is a dream from which we all one day wake.

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (OQpzc)

37 i can't be dead because the lamentations of the women only happened in bed

Posted by: Piers Morgan, intellectual at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (I88Jc)

38 And what if at the end we all show up at a church and....

Wait a minute, this all seems a bit familiar.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (TggD9)

39 I have got to find a way to use the term "Consentual Reality".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (hpDVh)

40

btw, thw best thing I ever did was stop caring about politics

Here's what I found out: whether I worry or not, the outcome is the same.

You see, I have no control over what happens. And I accept that.

Also, while I'm still in the 'prime' of my life, as they say, my life, in all probability, is more than half over.

So...fuckit.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 28, 2013 08:54 PM (DYWM0)

41 Some stoners never die, they just talk about it all the fucking time.

This is my basic problem with Boomers.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 08:54 PM (LILHo)

42 Science!

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 08:54 PM (obHYs)

43
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (jucos)

You gotta stick with it for a while.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 08:54 PM (XUF75)

44 Don't cross the flashback streams.

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 08:54 PM (jp2Ur)

45 "Things become less interesting to us as the number of choices multiply"

All those pr0n sites suggest otherwise.

So I hear.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 28, 2013 08:55 PM (CZFdj)

46 So CAC, if we're all dead and having one big flashback, what about the ghost who used to haunt you? Maybe you were a ghost and he was freaking out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM48)

47 Here CAC listen to some stoner metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBF22SdFxro

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 08:55 PM (9XBK2)

48 Fuck "Lost" -- that was the worst ending to a series ever. All because they were too pussified to go with the "purgatory" ending that most fans had predicted. Instead, everything in the show didn't really happen... And so why am I supposed to give a shit about the sharks with the mystery tattoo?

Fuck!

Posted by: wooga at January 28, 2013 08:55 PM (arbYd)

49 Wonder if the seven dead in chicago over the weekend are having flashbacks

about packing, maybe?

Posted by: dodging bullets in Chicago at January 28, 2013 08:56 PM (7VoHu)

50 If I'm dead and got sent to Hell that sure would explain a lot.

Posted by: Oswald at January 28, 2013 08:56 PM (5pi9n)

51 This wasn't in the Recall brochure...

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq)

52 48
Fuck "Lost" -- that was the worst ending to a series ever.




This.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM48)

53 #41 Oh, get bent. I don't ever discuss it, and I am a Boomer.

I refuse to take the blame for the idiot decisions of some of my contemporaries.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 08:56 PM (GoIUi)

54
This reminds me of the stoner in my college lit classes who analogized everything as microcosmic theory. Worked with every teacher once. Then just painfully obvious he was stoned.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 28, 2013 08:57 PM (Sptt8)

55 39 I have got to find a way to use the term "Consentual Reality".


Howza 'bout your "Conceptional Continuity"?

Posted by: Zappa's Dog at January 28, 2013 08:57 PM (qnLvz)

56 "Things become less interesting to us as the number of choices multiply"

Has this idiot been to Golden Corral®? Is he nuts? Chocolate Wonderfall™, asshole. Chocolate Wonderfall™.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:57 PM (R18D0)

57 Depends. Ann Murray, or Celine Dion?

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (I2LwF)


This may actually be more appropriate (the band is from Newfoundland):
http://tinyurl.com/a5znepc

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 28, 2013 08:57 PM (6qw6c)

58 50
If I'm dead and got sent to Hell that sure would explain a lot.




It would sure as hell explain TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 08:57 PM (UOM48)

59 Dead? Well there was this one girl in College who said she was going to fuck me to death. Or was it fuck you and I hope you die? Well what ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 08:58 PM (9Bj8R)

60 @48

Yeah. I think they were originally going to do purgatory, but since everyone guessed it they had to call an audible that lasted four seasons.

It had so much promise for a show too.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 28, 2013 08:58 PM (TggD9)

61 Christ a'mighty! Another CAC thread and I've got no ganja!

Posted by: Jordan at January 28, 2013 08:58 PM (Hz1zc)

62 >Also, while I'm still in the 'prime' of my life, as they say, my life, in all probability, is more than half over.



So...fuckit.



dig it- I'm closer to the end than the middle- time to start checking things off the bucket list

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 08:58 PM (8sCoq)

63 If we are already dead what happens when a loved one dies in our already dead reality?????

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 08:58 PM (9XBK2)

64 Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 28, 2013 08:52 PM (jucos)

You gotta stick with it for a while.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 08:54 PM (XUF75)
-------------------------------------------------------
First time I ever got stoned was on a church trip to Isle Royale National Park. It was awful. I smoked so much that my frames starting skipping. Like a movie that was off reel. I couldn't walk. Kind of ruined me on the experience.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (jucos)

65 Jordan is so happy to have me immigrate because otherwise we'd only have American reporters asking stupid questions to football players.

Posted by: Ines Sainz, crack reporter at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (jVAw4)

66
Heh! Speaking of pot, you all just made me laugh as I thought ofsomething funnyI heard after election night. My state, WA, had two initiatives on the ballot that passed: legalization of pot and gay marriage. One of the guys I run with said "You knowthat Bible verse in Leviticus: If a man lies with another man, he shall be stoned? It was a reference to today."

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (Ag5D2)

67 Does this mean that every atom in my fingernail could be a tiny little universe?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (8sCoq)

68 I refuse to take the blame for the idiot decisions of some of my contemporaries

Then don't. No one is asking you to. But as a group, as a cohort, Boomers have done more damage to this country than any generational cohort before, or since.

Oh, and I was born in the last official year of the boom. So, technically, I'm a Boomer.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (LILHo)

69 60 They were like ,"Crap they are on to us.Time to pull something out of our asses gentlemen!"

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (9XBK2)

70 ""You knowthat Bible verse in Leviticus: If a man lies with another man, he shall be stoned? It was a reference to today."

I think God was referring to meth, not pot, in that verse.

Posted by: Jordan at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (Hz1zc)

71 Judging from the last election, I'd say yes, I'm dead, in Hell and just waiting for the boys to show up with the pineapples and blow torches...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (A5Abh)

72 67
Does this mean that every atom in my fingernail could be a tiny little universe?


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (8sCoq



Yes. Don't cut your nails!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (UOM48)

73 I'm dead and in the land of Obama? Shit, didn't make it to heaven then. Not that I had all that much of a chance anyway.

Posted by: Aaron at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (Tlix5)

74 Here - ponder this for a while: OUR legal "assault" weapons don't kill 3,000 per day:

http://is.gd/7Yc7mb

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 28, 2013 09:01 PM (ADnWI)

75 You say Chinese Water Torture, I say Chinese Water Deer!

http://tinyurl.com/4oo5dp

...yeah, I got nothin' for it. Teh wacky weed gives me nausea anyway. Yeah, I know. Welcome to my world, bitchez.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at January 28, 2013 09:01 PM (mbxHg)

76 Does this mean that every atom in my fingernail could be a tiny little universe?

If you tell me you've found CindyLou Who.....I am going to start freaking out.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:01 PM (LILHo)

77 I'm going to give that new show on local Fox "The Following" a second chance. It was pretty gorey last week. It has possibilities .....

Posted by: carolina at January 28, 2013 09:01 PM (z2shr)

78 Nobody needs ten dimensions.
Seven should be plenty.

Posted by: Andrew (Spliff) Cuomo at January 28, 2013 09:01 PM (vWZa0)

79 I'm having a bad flashback. Some community organizer with a photo-shopped birth certificate, sealed records, who may not have been born in the US is president.

And he wants to take all the guns, and give illegal aliens citizenship.

Can someone talk me down? I can't handle it! I just want this bad flashback to end.

SMOD? Is that you?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 28, 2013 09:01 PM (Sedwk)

80 teej -
I hope you saw the job op for you in the last thread....

Posted by: carolina at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (z2shr)

81 68 Sean Bannion,

Class of '72....

Middle of Gen X...we saw the hangover there bud.

Funny how similar those of us who volunteered always seem to be though eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (LRFds)

82
I totally think that every atom in your fingernail is a complete universe, or maybe at least a solar system.
But, the one we share has a faulty epigene in control of it.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (Sptt8)

83 Can I change movies cause this flashback sucks.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (qo244)

84 Sooooo....
Art critic...heavy drug use....

Hmmm......

Posted by: Fud at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (zNrwZ)

85 Oh, and I was born in the last official year of the boom. So, technically, I'm a Boomer.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (LILHo)




Dude, you're old.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)

86 @68

I agree. Boomers suck. I blame you assholes for everything.

Really I guess it's the greatests' fault too. They should have beat the shit out of you brats when they had the chance.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (TggD9)

87 In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now, the world is wierd and people take antidepressants to make it normal.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (Gmp2Z)

88 If the premise is true, I've already watched it so....no.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (X6akg)

89 You know, the cave men didn't have to put up with this crap. Some guy sitting around talking BS all day would catch a big rock in the face for not helping with the hunting and gathering. Once animals were domesticated and farming was introduced, here come the assholes talking shit. Makes me want to kick a farmer in the nuts.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (R18D0)

90 The guy said don't eat the brown acid... and look what happened

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

91 Does this mean that every atom in my fingernail could be a tiny little universe?

And I like girl with a morally casual attitude towards sex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (9Bj8R)

92 What about reincarnation?

Do you have to flashback through all your lives?

What version of you watches the flashbacks?

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 09:03 PM (jp2Ur)

93 Middle of Gen X...we saw the hangover there bud.

That's what I consider myself - Gen X

The first generation to looks at all the adults around them and say, "Why won't you people Grow. The. Fuck. Up???"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:04 PM (LILHo)

94 My Slinky army shall help me rule the afterlife. Unless this is the afterlife and they'll rule in the after afterlife.

Wait what? I though the afterlife was a dream where you are trapped in a TV show with John Edwards communicating with those in the other afterlife or beforelife which is not a word according to spellchecker.

CAC you magnificent bastard!!!!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada at January 28, 2013 09:05 PM (Z5BDI)

95 So does this mean Plato was basically Shaggy from scooby doo?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 09:05 PM (obHYs)

96 After a while, you have enough dimensions.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:05 PM (+z4pE)

97 old joke: people who believe in reincarnation were always somebody really cool in a past life

no one was ever a douchebag shitheel loser

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (8sCoq)

98
Oh, and I was born in the last official year of the boom. So, technically, I'm a Boomer.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (LILHo)



Were you 1964?

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (Ag5D2)

99 WTF? Can we get the comments to blow up again till the ONT?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (wR+pz)

100 Hello, CAC

I am Psychedelicat: http://tinyurl.com/b5att3k

Now, listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPiO_G-DEHs

Posted by: Psychedelicat at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (Vk2pI)

101 I think you are confusing deep for stupid.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (xGX1p)

102 When i touched a door knob, i thought about all the people who had touched it before me, those who crafted and polished and used it for decades...and my mind was blown.

She then told me that the symphony of luxury and sensual delight had concluded.

Posted by: Piers Morgan, intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (I88Jc)

103 If you like your dimensions, you can keep your dimensions.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (R18D0)

104 We are all cats in a box.

Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (jp2Ur)

105 Are we already dead? I know I can answer this. Im'a get the bong.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (hpYnL)

106
old joke: people who believe in reincarnation were always somebody really cool in a past life

no one was ever a douchebag shitheel loser


Heh! One of my good friends survived a sudden cardiac arrest. His brother told him "Your karma is so bad, you came back as yourself."

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (Ag5D2)

107 Dude, you're old.Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT)

I am. Now respect your elders.

Then again, my wife is only 4 years older than you. So I got that goin' for me - which is nice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (LILHo)

108 We are all cats in a box.

Posted by: eman

Would someone please bury that?

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (R18D0)

109 Were you 1964?

'63

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (LILHo)

110 Ok..watched 'aboot' 20 seconds of the video...There's a reason they're just showing the disembodied head of our friend from the Great White North...

He's getting a hummer from a 17 year old Cambodian lad while his 'partner' is cramming a Snickers Bar loaded with thumb tacks right up the old Dusty Trail.


Posted by: Portnoy at January 28, 2013 09:08 PM (A5Abh)

111 Like wow man, this is how I feel.



http://tinyurl.com/dhrtv9

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:08 PM (wR+pz)

112 What if we are all just waiting for Godot?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:08 PM (r91aG)

113
When i touched a door knob, i thought about all the people who had touched it before me, those who crafted and polished and used it for decades...and my mind was blown.


I think of all the bacteria and viruses that are sitting on it, waiting to infect me. I never touch a door knob with a bare hand if I can help it!

Posted by: runningrn who is a germaphobe at January 28, 2013 09:08 PM (Ag5D2)

114 107 You are supposed to say "Get off my lawn!".

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:08 PM (9XBK2)

115 '63

Posted by: Sean Bannion

Me too. But no way I'm claiming to be a boomer.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:08 PM (R18D0)

116
'63

I thought I was the last year of the babyboomers! ('64)

Posted by: runningrn who is a germaphobe at January 28, 2013 09:09 PM (Ag5D2)

117 e are all cats in a box.
Posted by: eman at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (jp2Ur)
...
THE MULTIVERSE IS CHEEZBURGER

Posted by: CAC at January 28, 2013 09:09 PM (tq6qN)

118 You are supposed to say "Get off my lawn!".

I respect my elders too.

That's Vic's line. To be used only with permission.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:09 PM (LILHo)

119 Oh, and Sean, I had no idea you were that old! (You seem much younger!

Posted by: runningrn who is a germaphobe at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (Ag5D2)

120 By the way don't watch after 9:00 unless you want to hear a Canadian sing.

Hey! I'm wearing my Temple of Syrinx garb tonight!

Posted by: Geddy Lee at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (6c7em)

121 '63

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (LILHo)




AoSHQ never fails to surprise.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (GEICT)

122 Shrodinger's CaC.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (HiKk0)

123 Wait, The Mayan's were fucking wrong and our only hope is SMOD?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (wR+pz)

124 I thought I was the last year of the babyboomers! ('64)

Just checked. You're right.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (LILHo)

125 It could be, we're in another corner of the multiverse, with Zeppelin ports, and
Boston turned to slag.

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 28, 2013 09:10 PM (Jsiw/)

126 We are all cats in a box.

Posted by: eman

Would someone please bury that?

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (R18D0)


A box full of acid!

Polkadot turnip tiger smog

Posted by: Psychedelicat at January 28, 2013 09:11 PM (Vk2pI)

127 118 He didn't originate it.We had this old geezer who always yelled at us if we hit a wiffle ball into his yard.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:11 PM (9XBK2)

128 The only reality I'm sure of right now is that my Magic are dead against Brooklyn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:11 PM (+z4pE)

129 AoSHQ never fails to surprise.

You knew I was older. What threw you off? That I have a 2-year old?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:12 PM (LILHo)

130 97 old joke: people who believe in reincarnation were always somebody really cool in a past life

no one was ever a douchebag shitheel loser

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:06 PM (8sCoq)

--Well, if they were assholes or delta bravos previously then they would only be dung beetles in this life, right?

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2013 09:12 PM (jVAw4)

131 Well, I'm off. Got to catch the brilliance that is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

(Allows me to not think of That Fucking Guy for 45 whole minutes.)

What if the Housewives are dead, too?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 09:12 PM (UOM48)

132
Just checked. You're right.

Phew! I didn't want to be one of those Gen-X slackers!

Posted by: runningrn who is a germaphobe at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (Ag5D2)

133 Oh, and I'm older too. So get off my fucking lawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)

134 Sean Bannion: I grew up as a child of Depresion-era parents who married late in life. My attitudes are more in line with theirs than the Boomers.

You are a Boomer but have decided to align yourself with Gen X.

Please. This is sophistry.

Boomers were shaped by their parents, just as you were. This generational blame is something the left started back in the 60's, and I remember it well.

The generational infighting is a deliberate construct of the left. So please drop it. All it does is cause more division, which is what Obama wants.

We are all in this together, regardless of age, sex, or class. If we fail to realize this, we will lose.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (GoIUi)

135 131 I bet they all voted for him.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (9XBK2)

136 Navel gazing is easier if you have an outie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (ccXZP)

137 What if the Housewives are dead, too?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 09:12 PM (UOM4

Since they're mostly silicone, they're still alive.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (6qw6c)

138 Phew! I think SOMETHING died in here. Would you please take out the trash?

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (VLG62)

139 You knew I was older. What threw you off? That I have a 2-year old?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:12 PM (LILHo)



The two year old, yes. But I just didn't picture you as 50.

Nice work on the wife, btw.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)

140 We all float down here, Billy.

Posted by: Pennywise, the financial planner at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (I88Jc)

141 How do I get to the life where there are no liberals?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (BuSM8)

142 I was born in 72,the year Watergate exploded!(or was that 73?)

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (9XBK2)

143 When in doubt, Take the Skinheads Bowling.

Because.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDB9oCgVHGw

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (bzw/I)

144 CAC is just being mellow- dramatic

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (2ZjPj)

145 Ride the Snake!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD74-1G9o_U

Posted by: Jim Morrison at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (Vk2pI)

146 I showed up in 1977. If I had a lawn I'd probably be telling people to get off of it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (6qw6c)

147 Children, boomer were post WWII babies. That definition does not include 60's kids unless your mom had you when she was 40 some years old. I don't give a shit what the MSM says. It you didn't see the 50's you are not a boomer. I don't mean born, I mean remember the 50's.

Who was "Father knows best"?

What is a decoder ring and how did you get one?

What was the name of Roy Roger's jeep?

Ever seen an episode of "Amos and Andy"?




Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (wR+pz)

148 142
I was born in 72,the year Watergate exploded!(or was that 73?)


Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:14 PM (9XBK2)


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (VLG62)

149 So far, The Following is good tonight, even better than the pilot. It's moved beyond the gimmicky twists and getting more into the characters and problem-solving. If it continues to avoid trying to out-24 24, it should be entertaining.

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2013 09:16 PM (jVAw4)

150 How do I get to the life where there are no liberals?


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

That would be heaven.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:16 PM (R18D0)

151 Me too. But no way I'm claiming to be a boomer.

I never considered myself a Boomer. They were all the nut jobs where I grew up.

Great book about generational "personalities" by William Strauss called (oddly) Generations and he dates the Boomer cut-off a little earlier than '64, and he calls our generation "13ers"

When I read the description of our generation, it was dead on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:16 PM (LILHo)

152 Please tell me I'm not the only one that finds this shit as boring now as I did when I was in college.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 28, 2013 09:16 PM (4c71i)

153 Ever seen an episode of "Amos and Andy"?






Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (wR+pz)

Or heard it on the radio?

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:16 PM (VLG62)

154 Hmm. Frankly this is one of the first explanations for Dark Matter that really has some arms around it.

Posted by: Mitchell at January 28, 2013 09:17 PM (JP0dG)

155 Aw 72 I remember it well, got out of graduate school, got married to my first wife and had a kid I left on the church steps.

That you steevy?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:17 PM (wR+pz)

156 146
I showed up in 1977. If I had a lawn I'd probably be telling people to get off of it.


Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (6qw6c)

You get off my lawn, too.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:17 PM (VLG62)

157 152 Notice we really aren't discussing that,it's basically an open thread.Sorry CAC.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:17 PM (9XBK2)

158 This is just a variant on solipsism. What is there to be gained by pretending reality isn't what it appears to be?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)

159 Nice work on the wife, btw.

Hung like a bull I am.

Bull Hamster.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (LILHo)

160 Please tell me I'm not the only one that finds this shit as boring now as I did when I was in college.

Posted by: Burn the Witch

You are not alone.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (R18D0)

161 155 Nah,I'm not an Esposito.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (9XBK2)

162 Boomers were shaped by their parents, just as you were.>>

Born in 62 and my father taught the life lessons of get off your dead ass and work, Life isn't fair pussy boy and I have 6 of you little bastards if so if I lose one I'll be OK. (the last was probably an empty threat but it still got my mind right when used)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (qo244)

163 I can't tell if it's working or not. I don't feel high.

Posted by: slug at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (vVv3V)

164 "Notice we really aren't discussing that,it's basically an open thread."


Shit, you mean I'm supposed to read the comments? Fuck.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 28, 2013 09:19 PM (4c71i)

165 We are all in this together, regardless of age, sex, or class. If we fail to realize this, we will lose.

That ship already sailed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:19 PM (LILHo)

166 Ever seen an episode of "Amos and Andy"?








Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:15 PM (wR+pz)

Or heard it on the radio?


Posted by: tcn

You gotta drop a lot of acid to "see" it.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:19 PM (R18D0)

167 I suspect the legal stuff ran out and we've moved on to the crack rock here.

Posted by: Andy at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (OZPoa)

168
Ever seen an episode of "Amos and Andy"?
___
I remember watching that show as a little boy in the 1920s. Times were tough with the Grape Depression - people couldn't plant any fruits...anywhere.

But we'd watch those scamps when JFK wasn't on, telling us about how he was going to face down the Confederates and usher in peace in our time.

Ah, those were the days.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (AUeaU)

169 (the last was probably an empty threat but it still got my mind right when used)


Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (qo244)

Ever heard your mom yell the phrase, "All you damn kids, outside, NOW!"?
I believe we knew that meant it was time to duck.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (VLG62)

170 Or heard it on the radio?


Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:16 PM (VLG62)

No, but you know the radio guys that did the show were white, right?
http://tinyurl.com/387dazm

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (wR+pz)

171 my wife was out of town this weekend

I had a party, I smashed a guitar over someone's head while a mattress burned in my yard

we drank a lot of beer and wine a liquor and cooked a whole beef tenderloin

no girls were allowed

Posted by: seaniep at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (HNXCG)

172 All of you who showed up in 1977 were born when my husband and I got married.

You have no idea of how Boomers grew up.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (GoIUi)

173 My dad was an Amos and Andy fan both of the radio show and the tv show and yeah,I knew the radio actors were white.That show is racist ,so no one gets to see it anymore(I think you can buy the DVD's)

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:21 PM (9XBK2)

174
Speaking of deep thoughts, here's one for you:

The Octomom's octuplets turned 4 today. She had cake and a blow up slide for them...

Posted by: runningrn who is a germaphobe at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (Ag5D2)

175 I was born in black and white

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (8sCoq)

176 You have no idea of how Boomers grew up.

Get off my lawn.


Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (GoIUi)

To be fair, I was a sophmore in high school that year, so while I may not entirely understand boomers, I could see what they were up to.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (VLG62)

177 There are a whole bunch of Looney Tunes that never get shown anymore due to their depictions of blacks and indians.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (9XBK2)

178 67 Does this mean that every atom in my fingernail could be a tiny little universe?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (8sCoq)

Yeah, and when you fart, it's like the Big Bang.

Posted by: Fezzik at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (SfLv2)

179 >> "Notice we really aren't discussing that,it's basically an open thread."

Yeah, I was gonna say ... just consider it an open thread.

Posted by: Andy at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (OZPoa)

180 You gotta drop a lot of acid to "see" it.


Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:19 PM (R18D0)

Nah, I have the compete series on DVD. It was sort of a bad black sit com. I watched a few and remember some but besides the silly black jokes it is pretty weak. They are worth watching for the history.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (wR+pz)

181
I had a party, I smashed a guitar over someone's head while a mattress burned in my yard


You should have called me!

Posted by: Zombie of Farrah Fawcett at January 28, 2013 09:23 PM (Ag5D2)

182 Born in '71. Nixon resigning is one of my first TV memories.

In retrospect, I was warned.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at January 28, 2013 09:23 PM (mbxHg)

183 "You have no idea of how Boomers grew up."

The generation that gave us terry cloth jumpers, men with perms, flavored lotions and swingers.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:23 PM (R18D0)

184 So, anybody here get the reference when I say that my son's room looks like Fibber McGee's closet?

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (VLG62)

185
I was born in black and white


Ha! Jones is Obama's brother!

Posted by: Zombie of Farrah Fawcett at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (Ag5D2)

186
what if we are already dead, and this is all just a flashback?


What if D-O-G really spelled cat?

Posted by: Ogre at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (/NgNT)

187 172
All of you who showed up in 1977 were born when my husband and I got married.

You have no idea of how Boomers grew up.

Get off my lawn.


Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (GoIUi)


I'm just a cynic at a youngish age.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (6qw6c)

188 "The Octomom's octuplets turned 4 today. She had cake and a blow up slide for them..."


I thought the slide was her new delivery system.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (4c71i)

189
Stupid sock!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (Ag5D2)

190 What is there to be gained by pretending reality isn't what it appears to be?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)

*******

What if reality isn't real? In the immortal words of my 4-year-oldgrandson, "Now I'm officially freaked out."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:25 PM (1OZSU)

191 "There are a whole bunch of Looney Tunes that never get shown anymore due to their depictions of blacks and indians."

You can thank the generation that came into power in broadcasting during the '90s for that.

Posted by: Pennywise the dancing clown at January 28, 2013 09:25 PM (I88Jc)

192 >Ha! Jones is Obama's brother!

Posted by: Zombie of Farrah Fawcett at January 28, 2013 09:24 PM (Ag5D2)
\yeah don't even joke about that

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:25 PM (8sCoq)

193 Heh, great line form the show.

A team arrives at a house linked to a follower of the serial killer. Kevin Bacon's character tries opening the front door and windows to get in. "You can't do that," the young FBI agent tells him.

He replies, "No, *you* can't do that."

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (jVAw4)

194 Ever heard your mom yell the phrase, "All you damn kids, outside, NOW!"?
I believe we knew that meant it was time to duck.>>

Yes I remember that phrase. And I also remember "Oh you're bored are you? well here's a list of work you can do" which was also used to drive us outside.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (qo244)

195 I thought the slide was her new delivery system.

It is. It comes with a 450 gpm pump and a 1500 gallon tank to hold all the Astroglide she needs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (LILHo)

196 176
You have no idea of how Boomers grew up.

Get off my lawn.




Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:20 PM (GoIUi)

To
be fair, I was a sophmore in high school that year, so while I may not
entirely understand boomers, I could see what they were up to.


Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (VLG62)


I must be right between you two. I was married in '79....and a year out of high school in '77. Married my high school sweetheart....still married.


So the three of us can sit on the porch, with shotguns, yelling get off the lawn together.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (X6akg)

197 189 Ha!We call failure to unsock a "runningrn".

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (9XBK2)

198 183 "You have no idea of how Boomers grew up."

The generation that gave us terry cloth jumpers, men with perms, flavored lotions and swingers.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:23 PM (R18D0)


Groovy!!!

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (jVAw4)

199 What if 6 turned out to be 9?

Posted by: Hendrix at January 28, 2013 09:27 PM (qnLvz)

200 177
There are a whole bunch of Looney Tunes that never get shown anymore due to their depictions of blacks and Indians.


True dat. "The Song of the South" one of Disney biggest grossing pictures was pulled.


http://tinyurl.com/ym9l6d

Watch it!


http://tinyurl.com/byf8od3

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:27 PM (wR+pz)

201 I was born in black and white

You little whippersnapper, we didn't have time when I was little. Nobody knew when to do anything. We just laid around.

It was terrible. But we eventually got better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:27 PM (+z4pE)

202 Its a good thing Obama is an eleventh dimensional thinker.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 09:28 PM (+OTLF)

203 I may be a bit young but I've had the "off my lawn" mentality for years already.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:28 PM (9XBK2)

204 What is there to be gained by pretending reality isn't what it appears to be?

Posted by: 18-1

Yes. It means the degree you earned in anthropology wasn't a waste of time. And your neighbor's new car isn't real.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:28 PM (R18D0)

205
I was born in black and white>>

It always confused me when the NBC Peacock would come on and say this show is in color. And it never was.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:28 PM (qo244)

206 What if 6 turned out to be 9?

This is why 69 is the perfect number.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 09:28 PM (LILHo)

207 I am sorry zombie

Posted by: seaniep at January 28, 2013 09:29 PM (HNXCG)

208 196
176

You have no idea of how Boomers grew up.


Oh yes I do. The best? The pill! you could fuck and not worry, but you had to watch to make sure she was taking them.

I never trusted most of them. Also, women started to give it up about late 60's. Early sixties? The great pussy drought.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:29 PM (wR+pz)

209 Here's another deep thought: 105 year old great grandmother passed her driver's recertification test to become the oldest driver in CA. She's been driving for the last 86 years. Her first car was a Model A Ford Coupe! She has never had an accident or even a parking ticket ever!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:30 PM (Ag5D2)

210 You little whippersnapper, we didn't have time when I was little. Nobody knew when to do anything. We just laid around. It was terrible. But we eventually got better.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:27 PM (+z4pE)

********

Heh- you're even older than me.

Posted by: Dirt at January 28, 2013 09:30 PM (1OZSU)

211 Yall old.

Posted by: CAC at January 28, 2013 09:30 PM (tq6qN)

212 All of you who showed up in 1977 were born when my husband and I got married.

I f**ked a buffalo in 1976. If you were born in 1977 I could be your dad.

Posted by: Oswald at January 28, 2013 09:30 PM (5pi9n)

213 Is your mom a big hairy broad with 4 nipples?

Posted by: Oswald at January 28, 2013 09:31 PM (5pi9n)

214 So, anybody here get the reference when I say that my son's room looks like Fibber McGee's closet?

Yup. Also, "Coolidge?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:31 PM (+z4pE)

215 #183 The people who did that (Boomers) were the CONSUMERS of those things. The peole who invented it were the Greatest Generation people.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:31 PM (GoIUi)

216 211 Get off our lawn,whippersnapper!

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 09:31 PM (9XBK2)

217
189 Ha!We call failure to unsock a "runningrn".



Yeah! Well, I have a great excuse for leaving them on--I'm old!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:31 PM (Ag5D2)

218 209 Here's another deep thought: 105 year old great grandmother passed her driver's recertification test to become the oldest driver in CA.Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:30 PM (Ag5D2)

*****


Is she from Pasadena?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:31 PM (1OZSU)

219 >.>

<.<

/grabs red & blue pills from Morpheus, grinds them up, and snorts them

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at January 28, 2013 09:32 PM (mbxHg)

220 can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 28, 2013 09:32 PM (pUqSw)

221 Oh, one other note. The Song of the South was basically Aesop's fables told by a Black guy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:32 PM (wR+pz)

222 I am older than Jack Benny's vault watchman. So there.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 09:33 PM (qnLvz)

223 You do want to hear a Canadian sing? Seriously?

Posted by: Bryan Adams at January 28, 2013 09:33 PM (ZOf1l)

224 I'm all out of snark


gonna make some popcorn and watch a movie

til next time....

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:33 PM (8sCoq)

225 142 Steevy,


'73 was the year of the "great republican only sin" of Watergate....

you know criminalizing basleine political operating procedure the last 40 years because Nixon kicked their asses,.....?


That was the start of the overt "you are never allowed to govern" bent of the left.....

assholes.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:33 PM (LRFds)

226 What is there to be gained by pretending reality isn't what it appears to be? Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2013 09:18 PM (AUeaU)

It was a great help to the "Dallas" writer who came up with that stupid "Bobby's Dream" episode. Not that "Dallas" had much of anything to do with reality in the first place.

There - I've just revealed my age.

Now get off my fucking lawn.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 09:34 PM (BStAJ)

227 Heh- you're even older than me.
Posted by: Dirt at January 28, 2013 09:30 PM (1OZSU)


I watched you getting born. We tried to clean you up, but, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:34 PM (+z4pE)

228 Quick, somebody stop the bus, I want to get off!

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 28, 2013 09:34 PM (IanLz)

229 OT (haha)- If the NFL changes as the president desires does that mean all the games will be like the Pro Bowl?

'Cause that's some pure awesomeness right there.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:34 PM (1OZSU)

230 Your money or your life!


I am thinking, I am thinking

Posted by: Zombie Jack Benny at January 28, 2013 09:34 PM (wR+pz)

231 Everybody can get on my lawn. The fictional one.

Y'all are old.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 28, 2013 09:34 PM (WiQr+)

232 I got the jump on both of you: http://xssf.blogspot.com/2010/06/flash.html

Posted by: Jim S. at January 28, 2013 09:35 PM (XfZDP)

233 182 Cavil,

Yup amazing isn't it...?

They did not hate Nixon for being "arch conservative tricky dick" they hated him because he was the ONLY GOPer to EVER understand how to beat their idiot coalition totally.

Yes EPA et al blew up in our face, but sans Watergate the new left would have died strangled in the crib....

communist bastards.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:35 PM (LRFds)

234 So the three of us can sit on the porch, with shotguns, yelling get off the lawn together.


Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 09:26 PM (X6akg)

Cool. I'll bring the mojitos.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:35 PM (VLG62)

235 224 I'm all out of snarkgonna make some popcorn and watch a movietil next time....
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 28, 2013 09:33 PM (8sCoq)

******

Yeah- you'll be back sooner rather than later

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:36 PM (1OZSU)

236 If these are flashbacks, then that means they'll keep repeating and that means I'm going to have to sit through the ice capades and Harry and the Henderson's over and over and over.

Please, just give me a good old conventional hell instead!

Posted by: tom servo at January 28, 2013 09:36 PM (+kzsa)

237
Dave, The mere fact that you know Jack Benny had a vault watchman tells me you're old. Of course we real old timers knew he was a civil war vet!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 28, 2013 09:36 PM (JKNDp)

238 Okay that Canuck's lesson hurt my brain.

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 28, 2013 09:36 PM (0SmH0)

239 Old beats dead.

Although dead is one of the few things you just get to once, like getting born or your first lay.

I am hoping it will be like my first lay.

Posted by: Zombie Jack Benny at January 28, 2013 09:36 PM (wR+pz)

240 I see no one said no so in Canada that means yes.

http://tinyurl.com/bb3mhqh

Posted by: Bryan Adams at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (ZOf1l)

241 If the NFL changes as the president desires

What has he suggested? In any case, I'm glad to see the highest political executive office in the land is concentrating on the important stuff.

Economy must be going just gangbusters, and deficit under all sorts of control.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (CZFdj)

242 234 TCN,

Don't worry even us 40 somethings will be "lawn guys" inside of five years....

Thanks DC you are the "greatest!"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (LRFds)

243 How far back can you remember?

I don't exactly remember being born but I remember the dog barking at the doctor when he left.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (qnLvz)

244 You get off my lawn, too.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:17 PM (VLG62)


קבל את הדשא שלי

Posted by: Methuselah at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (Vk2pI)

245 I am heading to bed, because I am a geezer who needs her sleep.

Good night, all!

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (GoIUi)

246 Quick, somebody stop the bus, I want to get off!>>

This is the Bus California.

Last thing I remember, I was


Running for the door


I had to find the passage back


To the place I was before


"Relax, " said the night driver,


"We are programmed to receive.


You can pull the cord any time you like,


But you can never leave! "

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:38 PM (qo244)

247 I don't know Mr Benny.

Posted by: Zombie Rochester at January 28, 2013 09:38 PM (wR+pz)

248 I don't exactly remember being born but I remember the dog barking at the doctor when he left.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 09:37 PM (qnLvz)

*****

Nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2013 09:39 PM (1OZSU)

249 Raaaaaw-chester!

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:39 PM (VLG62)

250
Is she from Pasadena?

Nope, Santa Barbara.

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:39 PM (Ag5D2)

251 Is it just me or did CAC up his drug use significantly after marriage?

Wives.....the #1 killer of men everywhere

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 28, 2013 09:40 PM (CyTqr)

252 Hey. All you youngsters. Old age ain't for pussies. We didn't get her by luck. And I WILL answer my door with a gun after 10PM.
So GET OFF MY LAWN.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 09:40 PM (4Mv1T)

253 I don't know why Obama wants to have a national dialogue on football because if his son Trayvon would have been wearing a football helmet and shoulder pads then.............

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 09:40 PM (ZOf1l)

254
I am heading to bed, because I am a geezer who needs her sleep.

Good night, all!


Good night, Miss M!

I really should get going and put some dinner on the table. It's amazing how much I don't get done when I'm on here!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:40 PM (Ag5D2)

255 How far back can you remember?

The Womb.

Seriously.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:40 PM (+z4pE)

256 Where the GMILFs at?

Posted by: fluffy at January 28, 2013 09:41 PM (z9HTb)

257 243
How far back can you remember?


I remember shit when I was three, only because we moved, My dad and mom being migrant farm workers, and I remember the kind WPA man giving me an organic apple.

There was a fucking worm in it an I shit for days.

Have hated the government every since.

Posted by: Zombie Rochester at January 28, 2013 09:41 PM (wR+pz)

258 Robert Pirsig contemplated questions like this until one day he wound up curled up in a corner, pissing himself.

He wound up spending some quality time in a nuthouse.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2013 09:41 PM (ccXZP)

259 Actually, now that I think of it, there is quite a lot to be gained by pretending reality isn't what it appears to be.

There's a shitload of people in DC and New York and LA who pretend everyday that reality isn't what it appears to be - and they're running the country right now.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 09:42 PM (BStAJ)

260 off sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:42 PM (wR+pz)

261 Where the GMILFs at?>>

2 threads down.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:42 PM (qo244)

262 CAC,
Have you been smoking your plaid shorts?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, cromulcalifragilisticexpialidocious at January 28, 2013 09:42 PM (TCy/B)

263 I'm already dead. Just waiting for my body to catch up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (hO8IJ)

264 How far back can you remember?



The Womb.



Seriously.


Me too, when I was in the womb I remember when my dad used to poke the top of my head repeatedly with his penis. I don't think I ever got over that.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (ZOf1l)

265 Ilike it when Barack's manhoodgoes deep into my mouth. Well as deep as three inches can go.

Posted by: Jordan at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (ZETiK)

266
I don't know why Obama wants to have a national dialogue on football because if his son Trayvon would have been wearing a football helmet and shoulder pads then.............


That mofo actually said he as worried about "the violence of football". Nice inflammatory word choice by our Healer in Chief.

Do you ever remember a President who was so petty, so small and so unpresidential? I sure don't!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (Ag5D2)

267 Once upon a time I wrote a song about this topic. Basically about being a ghost. I still like it.

Posted by: navybrat at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (l/1Uo)

268 The WPA according to my grandpa stood for "We Piddle Around".

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (qnLvz)

269 Is she from Pasadena?

C'mon, I can't be the only one that gets that!

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 28, 2013 09:44 PM (OjQYm)

270 Michael Crichton wrote about this in Timeline

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 28, 2013 09:44 PM (0SmH0)

271 She blinded me, with science!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at January 28, 2013 09:44 PM (m0v2L)

272 That mofo actually said he as worried about "the violence of football".

Ray Lewis hardest hit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 09:44 PM (hO8IJ)

273
How far back can you remember?


I can remember back to age 3. My grandpa was alive, and I remember him. He always wanted to give us "Umba" rides (shoulder rides) and he would sketch pictures of me and my sister (on napkins and such) when we were waiting for our food at restaurants.

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:45 PM (Ag5D2)

274 I don't exactly remember being born but I remember the dog barking at the doctor when he left.

I remember a bright light and then someone hit me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 28, 2013 09:45 PM (3E2th)

275 OK, y'all. My Magic just got mercilessly whomped upon by the Nets. Time for a slice of Chocolate Thunder cake and then watch Bones.

Have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 09:46 PM (+z4pE)

276 How far back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sG_v0U_7lY

Posted by: Ozzy at January 28, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)

277 >)))))))'> one fish
>)))))))'> >)))))))'> two fish
Red fish >)))))))'>
>)))))))'> blue fish

Posted by: California pot head at January 28, 2013 09:46 PM (LWOYq)

278 There's no present, there's no future
I don't even know about the past
It's all timeless and neverending
And for me to think it's all too vast

It goes forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes tomorrow
Journey to the centre of eternity
Journey to the centre of eternity

The time is coming, but also going
And it's leaving never to return
It may be heaven, could be forever
But if it's hell then you can watch me burn

It goes forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes tomorrow
Journey to the centre of eternity
Journey to the centre of eternity

I've got to travel forever
It's all within my mind
An endless path to endeavor
Forever is a long, long time

There's no secrets and no corruption
In the centre of infinity
There's no limits to non-existence
And no begining to my destiny

It goes forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes tomorrow
Journey to the centre of eternity
Journey to the centre of eternity
Journey to the centre of eternity
Journey to the centre of eternity

Posted by: Ozzy at January 28, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)

279 I remember a bright light and then someone hit me.>>

You were delivered by a Cop?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:46 PM (qo244)

280
Time for a slice of Chocolate Thunder cake and then watch Bones.



Ooh, what's in a Chocolate Thunder Cake? That sounds intriguing!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:46 PM (Ag5D2)

281 Do you ever remember a President who was so petty, so small and so unpresidential? I sure don't!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (Ag5D2)

Or one whose balls were kept locked up by his "wife." And we aren't sure exactly why he was issued them in the first place.

I swear, his entire presidency is about the time he got beat up on the playground for acting gay.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:47 PM (VLG62)

282
Trippy man.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Purveyor of Inconvenient Truths at January 28, 2013 09:47 PM (ZETiK)

283 A symphony of...

go granny; go granny; go granny; go granny--go!

Posted by: Pennywise the dancing clown at January 28, 2013 09:48 PM (I88Jc)

284 Chocolate Thunder? Darryl Dawkins is STILL playing?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 09:48 PM (qnLvz)

285 Do you ever remember a President who was so petty, so small and so unpresidential? I sure don't!

Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 28, 2013 09:48 PM (3E2th)

286 Okay, without all of the snarky crap, my first traumatic experience that I remember was at the age of 3 was when I sat rather forcefully on the top of a chainlink fence and had to have surgery to repair a torn scrotum. For some reason I still remember the smell of the mask they used to put me out in the OR. It smelled like plastic/petroleum. Weird.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (ZOf1l)

287
Jimmy Carter.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 28, 2013 09:48 PM (3E2th)

Nope. Not even that pee-pee head. He, at least, had fathered a child and was monogamous. This one? Not so much.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (VLG62)

288 lulz, the dimwitted ginger member of the serial killer's cult is named Jordan.

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (jVAw4)

289 That's like frat-boy after a 12-pack deep. Lame.

Posted by: Jjtwig at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (p2rNb)

290 navybrat-

Lyrics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: teej at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (Gr8tW)

291 263
I'm already dead. Just waiting for my body to catch up.

You my wife's sister? Not all of her is dead, just the important area.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (wR+pz)

292 Forgot the year, summer of 1967.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 09:50 PM (ZOf1l)

293 I remember sitting in a diaper at 1-2 years old watching movers roll out a green wool carpet in my parents new apartment in Asheville NC about the same time Vanderbilt completed Biltmore.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 09:50 PM (4Mv1T)

294 What if you're not dead and there's no flashback, but you've dropped some heavy shit and your life is a trip you're imagining while you're lying on throw pillows in the blacklight room of your pad in 1972? Think about it...

Posted by: otho at January 28, 2013 09:50 PM (yBF/9)

295 I remember being two: my mom put my stuffed cat in the dryer and 3/4 its face came off. I'm not sure I remember screaming for "hours" but I do remember screaming because she hurt my cat. And then sitting next to my dad while he sewed a new eye out of felt (much later he explained he took this as an opportunity to practice surgical knots, heh).

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 09:50 PM (hO8IJ)

296 My first memory would have been March 1964, Good Friday earthquake. I would have been 2 years and 5 months old. Rock and roll. And the smell of all the broken bottles of various liquids in the pantry--whiskey, pine sol, ammonia. I think the house smelled like the until we moved three years later.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:51 PM (VLG62)

297 I was ate before i was nine.

Posted by: Harry Reid's neighbor at January 28, 2013 09:51 PM (m0v2L)

298 OMG, Heather, I missed the word 'stuffed' on my first reading. Phew....

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 09:51 PM (X6akg)

299 I was rocketed from the doomed planet Whitebread and arrived on this planet in 1966. I've read in a few places that makes me one of the first members of "Generation X", whatever the hell that means.

I grew up with Nixon in the White House (I remember seeing the resignation on TV), then Carter, then Ronaldus Magnus (the first president I ever voted for, and still the best).

Like Miss Marple, I think the generational groupings are mostly horse hockey. Maybe it's because I'm living in Oklahoma, but there are many younger folks (I'm talking 20s and 30s) who are good people who get what the country's really about...and there are folks my age who ought to be wearing hammers and sickles on their clothes.

It's the common values, not the biological age.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 28, 2013 09:52 PM (5J54Q)

300 >>>the mask they used to put me out in the OR. It smelled like plastic/petroleum. Weird.

Depending on when it was (50's-60's) it was ether. Smelled awful.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 09:52 PM (4Mv1T)

301 Not some more of this shit. Please.

Posted by: Ronster at January 28, 2013 09:52 PM (JgkPs)

302 Okay, without all of the snarky crap, my first traumatic experience that I remember>>

I don't remember anything prior to 4. At about 3 I pulled the cord on a electric coffee percolator and was burned pretty badly (still have the scars). I have no recollection of it at all.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 09:52 PM (qo244)

303 @220
can I buy some pot from you?



DiT for the threadwin.






*still gigglin*

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (EZl54)

304 >>>then Ronaldus Magnus (the first president I ever voted for, and still the best).

Likewise.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (4Mv1T)

305 My earliest memory was strangling the hippy lady that liked macrame across the street and hiding her body in my toy chest.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (BuSM8)

306 Seriously I guess I was about three also. I remember the dog wouldn't let me near a snake and all the fuss everybody made.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (qnLvz)

307 You're dead, it's a flashback, but not of your life. Someone else has that.

Posted by: J. at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (D5Jpp)

308 I am not sure.

Jimmy Carter is a white Obama, but worse. When you look up bitter loser and pompous, his picture is on both entries.

And he was much more full of shit about is greatness. He only won the governorship of GA by being a racist, then, wow he loves the Black man.

No Jimmy Carter is the worst. Obama never hid his commie, Carter did.

When Carter dies there will be a line to piss on his grave.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (wR+pz)

309 what if we are already dead, and this is all just a flashback?


Speak for yourself,

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 28, 2013 09:54 PM (mETGQ)

310 I think I was in the Revolutionary War.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 28, 2013 09:54 PM (QLJPW)

311 C'mon, I can't be the only one that gets that! Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 28, 2013 09:44 PM (OjQYm)

Hey, I remember old Beach Boys songs too.

Why does CAC assume we do not want to hear Canadians sing? I don't mind singing Canadians, as long as they're not Jeannette MacDonald and whoever the guy was who played the Mountie. Or Celine Dion or Gordon Lightfoot.

Or Neil Young.

Ok, I guess I really do not want to hear singing Canadians.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 09:54 PM (BStAJ)

312 /IMM sock

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2013 09:55 PM (jVAw4)

313 When Carter dies there will be a line to piss on his grave.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:53 PM (wR+pz)

Why wait? I'm sure he has his mausoleum already built. Let's drop by after drinking a six-pack and eating a bunch of asparagus. Stink it up good.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:55 PM (VLG62)

314 what if we are already dead, and this is all just a flashback?

Teh Kitteh and/or Teh doggeh won't
let you get off
That easy.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 09:55 PM (7xPCu)

315 308 Billy Bob,

"why wait?'

I barely recall Ford, I do recall Chevy Chase as Ford.....

Peanut Chamberlain I recall fairly well because of that charming blue sweater and Mika's daddy counseling we had to accept our time was done and Communism was the wave....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:56 PM (LRFds)

316 And for the encore, we could puke in the azaleas out back.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:56 PM (VLG62)

317 313 TCN,

it is almost as though the horde has a unimind....

'why wait" indeed.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:56 PM (LRFds)

318 My earliest memory is my oldest sister's first birthday party...I can remember running down the hall to the kitchen and waiting for Mom to cut the cake. I was two (and a half).

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 28, 2013 09:56 PM (5J54Q)

319 @313

So does pissing on Jimmy Carter highway in ATL count? If so, I am good.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:56 PM (wR+pz)

320
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 09:49 PM (ZOf1l)


Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Posted by: Punchlines R us at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (kNBvM)

321 310 USS Diversity,

Vic was in the Children's Crusade.....

he was a drummer.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

322 Keep in mind that the GOP can lose this in too ways .. it can pass a bad bill or walk away from a good bill

After listening around, I'm beginning to get the feeling that this bill may .. I stress may .. be a fairly decent bill.

I'm also beginning to sense that the Democrats are now trying to convince the GOP that it is a bad bill. This allows them to show that they care more about Hispanics (but not those Mexicans that Fast and Furious helped killed) and keep this thorny issue alive.

Posted by: Pancho Via at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (e8kgV)

323 Hey, I remember old Beach Boys songs too.

Lol, and here I was thinking of The Dead Kennedys "Buzzbomb from Pasadena"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (OjQYm)

324 316 And for the encore, we could puke in the azaleas out back.
Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:56 PM (VLG62)

Shit, I thought that was the warm up act~!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (7xPCu)

325 I can't believe we let a scrotal injury go by without comment. C'mon, guys. It's almost ONT time.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (VLG62)

326 Ether, that was it. I thought it was the mask.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (ZOf1l)

327 @310
I think I was in the Revolutionary War.


*snort*



very close second - FTW

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (EZl54)

328 What if Maetenloch is already dead, and this is already the ONT?

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (9F2c1)

329 why don't we do it in the road?
no one will be watching us.
why don't we do it in the road?

Posted by: Paul is dead at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (I88Jc)

330 322 Pancho Via,

yeah I cannot understand why we did not hit him on fast and Furious in spanish.....?

Asshole GOPe.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (LRFds)

331 >>>it is almost as though the horde has a unimind....

Like The Borg, but in plaid, instead of all the tubes and shit, and red-dot-scope eye wear.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (4Mv1T)

332
Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 09:54 PM (BStAJ)


Two words. Shania.Twain.

Posted by: likes to WATCH Canadian sing at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (m0v2L)

333
Re: Earliest Memories -

I remember a video of some hipsters slap-fighting, and everybody was having fun with it until Ace took our video away.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 09:59 PM (kNBvM)

334 @321

It is sad to admit, but best I can tell I am older that Vic. Just cause he looks like me does not mean I knew his mom that well.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 09:59 PM (wR+pz)

335 no one will be watching us.

why don't we do it in the road?

Posted by: Paul is dead at January 28, 2013 09:58 PM (I88Jc)

Those ghosts are, indeed, watching you. Even in the road. Every. time. you. do. it.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 09:59 PM (VLG62)

336 So does this mean we are all immortal because in an infinite number of universes there will always be one where I live one second longer......

Posted by: ET at January 28, 2013 09:59 PM (YpjaN)

337 I can't remember what I had for breakfast. Who cares?

Posted by: Ronster at January 28, 2013 10:00 PM (JgkPs)

338 If we're talking songs, the first one I remember hearing is "Take Me Home, Country Roads" on a radio at my grandma's house. It was southeast Kentucky, so it's not likely it would have been anything else but country...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 28, 2013 10:00 PM (5J54Q)

339
I can't believe we let a scrotal injury go by without comment. C'mon, guys. It's almost ONT time.


Used to be a full time regular but for the last couple of years I have mostly lurked. Maybe that's why they missed it. Although to add fuel to the fire, it did screw up that perfect scrotal split line.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (ZOf1l)

340 Remember standing on "dads" hands as he was laying on his back and him lifting me up in the air. Had to be less than 4. That's the age he an mom split. 1959.
Was told I almost drowned at two. Sam Adams might know the place. Carey Park pool in Hutch. Yeah, yeah. I know. Explains the brain damage.

Posted by: teej at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (iW2D2)

341 337
I can't remember what I had for breakfast. Who cares?

Posted by: Ronster at January 28, 2013 10:00 PM (JgkPs)

I wish this was true for me. Damn you, weight watchers, and your fascist points!

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (VLG62)

342 And on my third birthday, my grandparents and aunts and uncles all drove halfway across Iowa to my party, my mother made a chocolate Mickey Mouse cake, and she wouldn't let me eat any, because she thought I might throw up.

Hrm.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (hO8IJ)

343 333 Re: Earliest Memories -I remember a video of some hipsters slap-fighting, and everybody was having fun with it until Ace took our video away.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 09:59 PM (kNBvM)

Well, when you get down to the bare essence, the brass tacks if you will...all hipstersDO is slap-fight each other.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (7xPCu)

344 Lol, and here I was thinking of The Dead Kennedys "Buzzbomb from Pasadena" Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (OjQYm)

Whippersnapper!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (BStAJ)

345 >>> can't believe we let a scrotal injury go by without comment.

Way too busy cringing, and grabbing my nether region.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (4Mv1T)

346
...in an infinite number of universes there will always be one where I live one second longer...

If CAC only smokes half of his stash every day he'll never run out.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (kNBvM)

347 341 337 I can't remember what I had for breakfast. Who cares? Posted by: Ronster at January 28, 2013 10:00 PM (JgkPs) I wish this was true for me. Damn you, weight watchers, and your fascist points!
Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (VLG62)

What difference does it make, anyway?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 10:02 PM (7xPCu)

348 Ghosts just pretend they're dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5EPexw1tHI

Posted by: Not L7 at January 28, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)

349 My first memory was sitting in a station wagon with "Satisfaction" playing on the radio waiting to be driven home from preschool. I was about three at time.

My first
political memory was being bathed by my father while listening to
WBZ 1030 report on the 1988 elections. At the time, I thought Bush was
the President and Dukakis was the government.


Posted by: Armando at January 28, 2013 10:02 PM (IDypm)

350 344 Lol, and here I was thinking of The Dead Kennedys "Buzzbomb from Pasadena" Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 28, 2013 09:57 PM (OjQYm) Whippersnapper!
Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (BStAJ)

"Too Drunk To Fuck" really resonates with me.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 10:03 PM (7xPCu)

351 28
This sounds like the type of crap we discussed when I was a freshman at IU in 1966.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 28, 2013 08:51 PM (GoIUi)


I was a Junior in the fall of '66 at IU. Two years of parties left before I began my life of woe.
What a great school back then. Probably sucks now.

Posted by: trainer @ Home at January 28, 2013 10:03 PM (1QEkm)

352 Was told I almost drowned at two. Sam Adams might
know the place. Carey Park pool in Hutch. Yeah, yeah. I know. Explains
the brain damage.

Posted by: teej at January 28, 2013 10:01 PM (iW2D2)


Been there although no offense teej, the "poor" kids hung out at the Carey Park pool. I hung out at the Fairgrounds pool on Severance street.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 10:04 PM (ZOf1l)

353 Yeah, yeah. I know. Explains the brain damage.

I don't remember being dropped on my head by my mother at nine months, but I've heard the story several times. She set me on the dryer while she loaded the washer, then watched me fall off. Also the story about when I was eighteen months, my mother would give me straight pins to play with while she sewed.

Alrighty. Any more of this, and y'all will be demanding $175 for a 50-minute hour.

Who's got the stitches in his scrote?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 10:04 PM (hO8IJ)

354 "Too Drunk To Fuck" really resonates with me.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 10:03 PM (7xPCu)

I'm more of a Buffet "Why don't we get drunk and screw?" type. Easier to sway drunkenly to that slow beat.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:04 PM (VLG62)

355 RE singing Canadians - Ann Wilson

Beach Boy lyrics- there was one too many go granny's

And aren't you all lucky. This phone battery is on its last legs so...

Posted by: teej at January 28, 2013 10:04 PM (Pwz7h)

356 Posted by: trainer @ Home at January 28, 2013 10:03 PM (1QEkm)

So....am I the first to ask?

Did you bang Miss Marple?

Posted by: typical troublemaking Moron at January 28, 2013 10:05 PM (GsoHv)

357 Yes, he was pissy little Ewok about the slap fight comments.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 28, 2013 10:05 PM (qnLvz)

358 I remember changing my own diaper. I was 65 yo.

Posted by: Ronster at January 28, 2013 10:05 PM (JgkPs)

359 The generation that gave us terry cloth jumpers, men with perms, flavored lotions and swingers.
Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 09:23 PM


Hey, it wasn't all bad. They gave us the beanbag. Best recliner for getting shitfaced on drugs... You can't fall off. But, it's offset by the amount of vomit you get on your shirt, I guess.

Posted by: otho at January 28, 2013 10:06 PM (yBF/9)

360 I remember spending the night at my best friends house in Charlotte when I was about 8 and listening to Jumping Jack Flash, when it was a new release, back when AM radio was all reverb.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 28, 2013 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)

361 334 Billy Bob,

Yeah there was a lot of that back then....

my great grandpa allegedly had two families "before it was cool"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 10:06 PM (LRFds)

362 You are all quite incorrect. You are simply a simulation, made of meat, running at just under the 10^23 rendition, on a computer roughly the exact shape and size of this universe... which, by the by - does somewhat resemble Willard Scott.

Posted by: Uniblab at January 28, 2013 10:06 PM (YXpp9)

363 I remember crying my fool head off every time "Puff the Magic Dragon" came on the radio. I felt so terrible for Puff being left all alone.

And then later on in life, I found out that it was a song about pot, sung by Commie symps.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 10:06 PM (BStAJ)

364 Hey, it wasn't all bad. They gave us the beanbag.
Best recliner for getting shitfaced on drugs... You can't fall off. But,
it's offset by the amount of vomit you get on your shirt, I guess.

Posted by: otho at January 28, 2013 10:06 PM (yBF/9)

And whatever you do, don't do the deed in one of those deathtraps. Someone's naked butt will adhere to the vinyl so hard you will have to use a steamer to peel them off.
Of course, so I've heard, you see.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:07 PM (VLG62)

365
You know that old schtick where somebody grabs your arm and causes you to repeatedly slap yourself while saying "why are you hitting yourself" over and over again?

That's how I feel my life is right now.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 28, 2013 10:07 PM (RZ8pf)

366 363 Donna V,

and while that is true I also learned young that it was the wonderful nickname of Early generation USAF Gunships.....

gave me a WHOLE different mental image of a prototype "music video"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 10:08 PM (LRFds)

367 RE singing Canadians

Bob and Doug Mackenzie.

And a BEER! I-i-in a tree-ee-ee-ee!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 10:09 PM (hO8IJ)

368 365 Paranoid Girl in Seattle,

we can all empathize, now I am trying to figure out why John McCain is the one I am letting pull this 'funny gag" on me???

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 10:09 PM (LRFds)

369 I remember my first kiss because it happened in my dream.

Posted by: Arnold Stang at January 28, 2013 10:09 PM (I88Jc)

370 Take off, ya hoser.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:09 PM (VLG62)

371 I don't remember being dropped on my head by my mother at nine months, but I've heard the story several times.>>

The story of my getting dropped on my head was when I was about 4. All winter clothing in 1966 was apparently made with out of nylon. Dad picked me up quick to his shoulder and over I went landing squarely on the cement sidewalk on my brainbox

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 10:10 PM (qo244)

372
I remember Eisenhower as President, speaking on the old black and white. I thought the White House was some little bungalow in the country where the president lived.

I remember standing on the slab of a new house my parents bought in 1959. And I remember a vacation we took on the Western Shore of Lake Michigan when I was three years old.
I remember sitting on my Mom's shoulders and seeing John Kennedy speak on the Courthouse steps in 1960 in my home town.
And you can walk on my lawn, because it is covered with dog shit that I haven't scooped in two weeks because of all the snow.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 28, 2013 10:10 PM (Md8Uo)

373 gave me a WHOLE different mental image of a prototype "music video"

Speaking of that gunship theme.....slept like a baby every night I knew we had a Spectre on station.

If I ever run into crewman from a Spooky, they'll never pay for a drink.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 10:11 PM (LILHo)

374 Did you bang Miss Marple?
Posted by: typical troublemaking Moron at January 28, 2013 10:05 PM (GsoHv)

Doubt it. By that time I was engaged to bitch wife #1. We got married in the summer before our senior year. Six months after graduating, I was in the Navy. Six months after that she divorced me. Been married to #2 for forty years last June.

I expect I lusted after Miss Marple's tender freshman flesh tho. I was engaged, not blind.

Posted by: trainer @ Home at January 28, 2013 10:12 PM (1QEkm)

375 @356
Posted by: trainer @ Home at January 28, 2013 10:03 PM (1QEkm)

So....am I the first to ask?

Did you bang Miss Marple?


Posted by: typical troublemaking Moron

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heh

Posted by: T.Hunter - Alcohol Poisoning 2013 at January 28, 2013 10:12 PM (EZl54)

376 I remember when I was 3, we were being watched by a babysitter, who thought it was a bright idea to play blinds mans bluff, with a 3 and 6 year old. In this game you put a blind fold over the players eyes (me) everyone else hides and the blindfolded 3 year old runs around the house trying to find you.
Not really smart because I fell into a coffee table and ripped my top lip off, it was hanging by a thread of skin, and pushed all my upper baby teeth back into my gums. The memory I have is of blood pouring into the sink and the taste of it in my mouth. It's a very vivid memory. Had to have a plastic surgeon reattach my lip, and we lucked out with a great flight surgeon, who happened to be in Okinawa, so I have no outside scars.

Posted by: spypeach at January 28, 2013 10:13 PM (pwTow)

377 I remember crying my fool head off every time "Puff the Magic Dragon" came on the radio.>>

I bet some Viet kong had the same reaction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73SciCMf9Rw

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 10:13 PM (qo244)

378 I expect I lusted after Miss Marple's tender freshman flesh tho. I was engaged, not blind.

Posted by: trainer @ Home at January 28, 2013 10:12 PM (1QEkm)

Miss Marple is still 19, smokin' hot, with a killer bod....as are all Moronettes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 10:13 PM (GsoHv)

379 Miss Marple is still 19, smokin' hot, with a killer bod....as are all Moronettes.

Are they all gingers?

Please say yes. Please?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2013 10:15 PM (LILHo)

380 Miss Marple is still 19, smokin' hot, with a killer bod....as are all Moronettes.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 10:13 PM (GsoHv)

Not so, young man. Some of us are somewhat older (and wiser), smokin' hot, with a killer bod. And wouldn't waste our time with these young fools on a dare.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:15 PM (VLG62)

381 And stompy boots. One pair for every year over 29.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 10:15 PM (VLG62)

382 369 I remember my first kiss because it happened in my dream.
Posted by: Arnold Stang at January 28, 2013 10:09 PM (I88Jc)

That wasn't your dream, and that was a cadaver's sphincter you were tonguing.

I keed!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2013 10:16 PM (7xPCu)

383 *looks around* Elysium sucks then.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 28, 2013 10:17 PM (QupBk)

384 And wouldn't waste our time with these young fools on a dare.

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 28, 2013 10:18 PM (hO8IJ)

385 that ain't no way to talk about granny; she loved salads

Posted by: Arnold Stang at January 28, 2013 10:18 PM (I88Jc)

386 My first memory was painting the crib with poo when I was about 18 months old. I got my first paddling from dad.

My next vivid memory, at age 3, was the Kennedy assassination and funeral, as well as Oswald's shooting. I grew up in Dallas, which made it doubly memorable. Mom cried a lot for a couple of weeks.

After that, I began to remember a lot of things: Christmas 1963, the Beatles on Ed Sullivan, and family events.

I have more or less continuous memory from about the time I turned 4.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 28, 2013 10:21 PM (1DpQI)

387 Okay, plugged in but had to answer Sam.
My grandma lived at 902 Baker forever.
Mom and two other women had their pic in the paper sitting together in their one piece swimsuits. Caption 3 Hutch beauties.
A lady named Trudy L. taught dance and later had a gym was mom's best friend. Also good friends with a very cute dark haired lady named Chris whose husband Charlie was a golf pro at Prairie Dunes.
Think I have a pic of dad around here sitting behind his desk at Mammels Grocery where he was a bookkeeper before they split.
And anyone who spent any time in the local pool halls, dance halls or bowling alleys probably knew who my uncle Louie was.

Posted by: teej at January 28, 2013 10:23 PM (RlvM2)

388 Wasn't this the plot to Jacob's Ladder?

Oops, almost forgot: Spoiler alert!

Posted by: Jimmycrackcorn at January 28, 2013 10:26 PM (oo0tR)

389 Funny, but Puff the Magic Dragon always made me sad, too, and still does. That bit about little Jackie Paper and “dragons live forever, but not so little boys” gets to me.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 28, 2013 10:28 PM (1DpQI)

390 Oh, and I have a very vivid memory of my Marine cousin Don carrying me on his shoulders at a family picnic. I was a small girl and he was huge by anybody's standards - 6'5", had been a linebacker on the HS football team.

6 months after that, he was killed during Tet. I thought my aunt was going to throw herself in the grave after him.

But she didn't. I ran into her a few weeks ago at the grocery store. In her '90's now, became a widow in her early 40's, lost one son in Vietnam and another to suicide - and there she was, pushing her cart down the aisle with her daughter and granddaughter accompanying her. One tough old bird.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 28, 2013 10:28 PM (BStAJ)

391 And anyone who spent any time in the local pool halls, dance halls or bowling alleys probably knew who my uncle Louie was.


My dad first bowled in leagues at the South Hutch bowling alley. Around '71/72 he got us into junior bowling at Countryside Lanes on east 30th.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 10:33 PM (ZOf1l)

392 Life is a flashback? This explains much.

I hate fucking flashbacks.

Posted by: Bivalve Curious at January 28, 2013 10:37 PM (sYUAj)

393 I've pinpointed my first long term memory is right when I turned 2. I remember my dad walking off to work carrying a lunchbag, and he's told me that he only had a job that close to the house for about 3 months back in '61. I remember the house we lived in then well, but before that we lived in an apartment, and although they've showed me pictures of it try as I might there are no memories for me there.

I also remember the JFK funeral, I wasn't clear what was going on but I recall it as the first time I realized there were things going on in the wider world beyond my little house.

A couple years later, I have a very vivid memory of having breakfast with my Dad at one of those old aluminum and formica kitchen tables, and he was reading the paper, and he usually didn't talk about news much, but he laughed and told my brother and I that the jews had just kicked the arab's asses to hell and back. It was 1967.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2013 11:16 PM (hTDbY)

394 It looks like the Tree of Life.

http://tinyurl.com/3dkmw3

Posted by: Cluebat at January 29, 2013 12:08 AM (SGLmh)

395 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2013 11:16 PM (hTDbY)

My first clear memory is about from I was around that age. Sitting in the grass and dandelions on a warm, sunny summer day in Duluth. Doggeh hanging out with me. Apparently, that dog was something like my guardian angel without me being aware of it...another dog in the hood strayed onto our lawn and was beelining to me in the sandbox in the back yard, and ol' Charlie came around the house full speedand literally dozed the other dog ass over teakettle all the way back to the alley from where it came. Story my mom likes to tell.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 29, 2013 02:48 AM (7xPCu)

396 He's seen Jacob's Ladder one too many times. (No spoilers because that movie is almost 25 years old!)

Posted by: demasque at January 29, 2013 03:23 AM (VusH8)

397
Re: already dead and flashback -- not profound.

Schtick's getting old.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 29, 2013 07:18 AM (Jcd0S)

398 Gen X.

Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy.

Posted by: Phinn at January 29, 2013 08:04 AM (oFH2D)

399 You just know this dude has eaten more than his share of magic mushrooms.

Posted by: JohnKerryIsADoucheBag at January 29, 2013 10:14 AM (2T1u7)






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