Guess The Crime (Volume 3)

Definitely no peaking this time.

A 71-year-old woman was arrested Friday for prostitution after allegedly striking a “deal for sexual acts” with an undercover cop who met her inside a room at a Homewood Suites hotel in Connecticut.

What, you may ask, makes this ggilf so special?

In another online listing, Liebhart describes herself as a “truly mature escort with over 25 years experience in delivering a symphony of luxury and sensual delight to discriminating professional gentlemen both younger and older who can afford the best and who prefer their women a bit older but a lot better.” Prospective customers are advised to “savor the charms of maturity and submit yourself to sensuous abandon in the arms of a genuine Cougar.”

Posted by: CAC at 07:27 PM

Comments

1 Hey I got it without peeking. That's a first.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 28, 2013 07:28 PM (81ahw)

2 Grandma's gotta work....her medicare benefits are being cut.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 07:29 PM (X6akg)

3 She could pass for a 30 year old crack whore easy.

Posted by: Oswald at January 28, 2013 07:30 PM (5pi9n)

4 She must have a great ass.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2013 07:30 PM (w+Dvf)

5 Um . . . I'll take the couch . . .or the chicken.

Posted by: BuckIV at January 28, 2013 07:30 PM (gedHR)

6 Guess The Crime

Professor of English at the University of Wisconsin?

...

...

(peeks at answer)
Bingo!

Posted by: crisis du jour at January 28, 2013 07:30 PM (DFGPG)

7 If I want to sleep with a woman that age, I just have to wait something-something years.

Posted by: fluffy at January 28, 2013 07:31 PM (z9HTb)

8 "A January 12 backpage.com ad listed “Lola”’s age as 60, noting that she
is “well preserved” and “All natural.” The ad included a phone number
along with the notice that “Lola” did not accept texts or e-mails, and
did not book appointments after 8 PM."

And dinner dates would be no later than 4:30.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 07:32 PM (X6akg)

9 That's hot.

Posted by: PalinFan at January 28, 2013 07:32 PM (REGaT)

10 Strikingly similar writing style as Obama's speech writer.

Posted by: Andrew at January 28, 2013 07:32 PM (HS3dy)

11 I bet her vagina is a train wreck.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2013 07:32 PM (w+Dvf)

12 Hey, have her remove her dentures and close your eyes and who knows?

Posted by: Marmo at January 28, 2013 07:33 PM (pcgW1)

13 Definitely no peaking this time.

Eww, peak with her?

No thanks.

*( AoSHQ: Come for the trolls, stay for the poor grasp of the English language. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2013 07:33 PM (xz0nG)

14
Some online ads have included photos of Liebhart lounging suggestively on a leather couch;

The Couch d'Amour strikes again.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 28, 2013 07:34 PM (kdS6q)

15

Bet the room smells like shame and Ben Gay.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 28, 2013 07:34 PM (mETGQ)

16 I'd hit it.

Posted by: zombie ben franklin at January 28, 2013 07:34 PM (ORGYc)

17 MOM!! WTF!!

Posted by: Leon Weisenheimer at January 28, 2013 07:34 PM (MhA4j)

18 Happened in Florida, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 28, 2013 07:35 PM (Gk3SS)

19 "savoring the charms of maturity"

That's a stinky cheese mindset, isn't it?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 28, 2013 07:35 PM (IS7ml)

20
I bet her vagina is a train wreck.

More like a train tunnel.

Posted by: Oswald at January 28, 2013 07:35 PM (5pi9n)

21 I was thinking Makeup Abuse, but I see I was wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 07:36 PM (+z4pE)

22 Oh, my.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 07:36 PM (UOM48)

23 She should get a job in copywriting.

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 28, 2013 07:36 PM (Rca6Q)

24 She use to be an actress in England back in the 70's by the name of Madeline Smith...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 07:36 PM (trA4n)

25 That's Nancy Pelosi isn't it??

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 07:36 PM (9XBK2)

26 Connecticut? Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (UOM48)

27 She had me at "symphony".

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (Rca6Q)

28 Not the worst evah! I've seen some pretty skankymuch younger ones while riding shotgun on patrol. Heck! A little make-up and she'd be prime for Hugh Grant.

Posted by: Earl T at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (KmJFa)

29 AoS has devolved into an Ageist blog (and not even a smart one)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (Cnqmv)

30 I woulds hits it. Perhaps she has twins sister?

Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (7xeJQ)

31 So. I'm watching a thing on giant squids and glanced up in time to see a Japanese guy use a crossbow to attach a depth meter with a suction cup to a sperm whale.

Okay then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (Gk3SS)

32 Excessive cougaring?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 28, 2013 07:38 PM (eHIJJ)

33
#11 I bet her vagina is a train wreck.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2013 07:32 PM (w+Dvf) Kudos. I couldn't let my mind go there.

Posted by: Marmo at January 28, 2013 07:38 PM (pcgW1)

34
Three things disappear with old age.
Your memory.
Your sex drive.
I forgot what the other two were.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 28, 2013 07:38 PM (mETGQ)

35 I bet her vagina is a train wreck.

More like a train tunnel.

She can accept coins and make change up to $20

Posted by: Leon Weisenheimer at January 28, 2013 07:38 PM (MhA4j)

36 "have you ever had a 'Turkey Gobble'? Well, lay back sailor and prepare to take a sensual journey. Let me lotion my chins first."

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 28, 2013 07:38 PM (IS7ml)

37 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 28, 2013 07:37 PM (Gk3SS)

It would have been really relevant to the discussion if they had used a longbow!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 28, 2013 07:39 PM (Cnqmv)

38 Nothing says "do me" like a double wattle.
And she's got 'em on her neck, too.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2013 07:39 PM (wAQA5)

39 Even Dick Nasty would have second thoughts about tapping that.

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 28, 2013 07:39 PM (Rca6Q)

40
Ok, this is gross and everything, but I feel sorry for this crazy woman. Just think about the publicity! What if she has kids and grand kids?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 28, 2013 07:40 PM (Sptt8)

41 She was trained at the Julliard School by master professors Janet Reno and HRC.

Fucking gag.

Posted by: george at January 28, 2013 07:40 PM (qBLA2)

42 And just think, she could be a Den Mother to your little Cub Scouts.

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2013 07:40 PM (jVAw4)

43 #37

Trebuchet.

Posted by: Marmo at January 28, 2013 07:40 PM (pcgW1)

44 "Somebody's going to eat my pussy or I'm going to slit your throat"

My first guess.

After reading the story, I'm just dumbfounded. Somebody would pay for that?

Posted by: West at January 28, 2013 07:40 PM (vEjs1)

45 I'd hit it.

/Oblig.

Posted by: Andy at January 28, 2013 07:40 PM (OZPoa)

46 You know how they're always telling us to remove the bedspread as soon as you go in a hotel? And wipe down the remote and phone with anti-bacterial wipes?

"They're" right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 07:41 PM (UOM48)

47 I'd like to be the meat in a sandwich her and Helen Thomas.

And with that imagery gentlemen, you may retire to your bunks.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 28, 2013 07:41 PM (4c71i)

48 Hey, it's not every day you find a hooker who accepts payment in the form of Denny's gift certificates.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 28, 2013 07:42 PM (X9Mnx)

49 Shouldn't that be the HotelWood suites?

Posted by: West at January 28, 2013 07:42 PM (vEjs1)

50 I read somewhere she was the inspiration for Pussy Riot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2013 07:43 PM (w+Dvf)

51 Grandma? My, what big teeth you have! Oh, that's a wolf, not a cougar. My bad.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2013 07:43 PM (eqV3Q)

52 I wonder if foreplay involves greasing
the old gal up with Ben Gay ?

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 07:43 PM (trA4n)

53 Why is that Freedom of Association is inviolate for Leftist groups but not for others?

If having gay scout masters is so important, why haven't those on the Left started Homo Scouts of America?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2013 07:43 PM (xz0nG)

54 I was gonna guess something to do with serving cracker snacks with a crushed glass spread.

.....cuz when I see a pic like that it doesn't make me think about sex.
It makes me think about jogging - at a very purposeful pace.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 28, 2013 07:43 PM (aZ6ew)

55 Liebhart/“Lola” is described as a “perfect pleasure” who is “delicious,
delectable, delightful.” The ad--titled “Older is Better”--noted that
the septuagenarian hooker would only be in Glastonbury for three days.

And Ace stomps on the thread...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 07:44 PM (UOM48)

56 Let's talk about something else. This year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication. The other involves a groundhog.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2013 07:44 PM (eqV3Q)

57 Sandra Fluke in 5?

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2013 07:46 PM (wAQA5)

58 You know how they're always telling us to remove the bedspread as soon
as you go in a hotel? And wipe down the remote and phone with
anti-bacterial wipes?

Resort hotels, Best Western, La Quinta, even Days Inn are usually okay.

But I've gotten some mean bacterial skin infections - we're talking plagues-o-boils - that coincided a day or two after spending the night in a cheap-o hotel here and there. (And no, morons, I was in those hotels by myself, just sleeping in them.)

So I guess you're right. Either I should take your advice, or else shell out the extra coin for a place where I know the staff will fumigate the place before I get there

Posted by: Senator at January 28, 2013 07:46 PM (QTHTd)

59
I'm reminded of a line in "Barfly" where an old whore is trying to collect her money from a client..... "pay up Jack..... noone swallows pace like I do" or something to that effect....
...this is the face of the Obamaeconomy. It only gets worse from here...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 28, 2013 07:46 PM (/PJ/D)

60 Those are definitely DSL

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 28, 2013 07:46 PM (4c71i)

61
I bet that for as long as it lasted, it was a real "win-win" for her.
She sounds like she's into sex, so she gets sure-fire dates (none of that coffee goodnight stuff) and gets paid, too.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 28, 2013 07:46 PM (Sptt8)

62 @#$% sock fail

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 28, 2013 07:46 PM (QTHTd)

63
Remind me of that old joke.
Doddering old geezer walk into a cat-house madame looks at him and says: "Looks like had it mister".
"I did? Oh, how much do I owe you?

Posted by: YIKES! at January 28, 2013 07:47 PM (mETGQ)

64
Okay, Gentlemen, put your tongues back in your mouth!

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2013 07:47 PM (eqV3Q)

65 Isn't that a picture of Milton Burl

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 28, 2013 07:48 PM (SkyIE)

66
pace
= paste ......damnit

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 28, 2013 07:48 PM (/PJ/D)

67 If the O'bama sees his shadow on Presidents day , it means 4 more years of a Bad Economy....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 07:50 PM (trA4n)

68 Actually my sister looked worse than that when she was 30.

Drugs are bad mmmmkay

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 28, 2013 07:52 PM (SkyIE)

69 Maybe she can suck start a B-52. Silver lining etc......

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 07:52 PM (ZOf1l)

70 You know i was thinking about it today and Hillary CLinton is the OJ Simpson of the Democrat Party.

Why?

Well...OJ got away with murdering 2 people, Ron and Nicole.

And Hillary, got away with murdering 2 people...Vince Foster and Ambassador Stevens.

This bitch has got to be the Luckiest ugly cunt on the planet next to Michelle Manwookie Obama.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 07:53 PM (+OTLF)

71 I'd hit it.....

then I'd back up just to make sure.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 07:53 PM (LRFds)

72 Also, where is the beaver shot? Usually Online Hookers have pictures of their beavers....just sayin...

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 07:53 PM (+OTLF)

73 71
I'd hit it.....

then I'd back up just to make sure.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 07:53 PM (LRFds)

I'ld hit it with your dick just for the youtube video that i would make millions off of.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 07:54 PM (+OTLF)

74 Abuse of a dog.

I'll be right one of these times.

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench, Assaulty Consultant at January 28, 2013 07:55 PM (1efte)

75 Hey! That's Julia's Mom....

Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2013 07:56 PM (VJeJd)

76 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 07:53 PM (+OTLF)

But if you poll black folks they will also agree that OJ did it more so than not but they were only happy because a black guy got acquitted for a murder that they felt was some sort of sick payback for a system that many years ago used to fuck them. Hillary on the other hand has absolutely no excuse except for the fact that at least 50% of the population is too fucking stupid to breed let alone vote.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 07:58 PM (ZOf1l)

77 The worst part? The only way to find her cooter is rolling her in flour and aiming for the dry spot.

But at least she'll bake cookies afterwards.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 28, 2013 07:58 PM (X9Mnx)

78 Sure, the product sucks, but you have to admire the marketing.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 28, 2013 07:59 PM (kPFAg)

79 Pelosi's youngest daughter???

Posted by: Portnoy at January 28, 2013 07:59 PM (A5Abh)

80 73 Jeremiah GDABO,

hey what'd I ever...never mind....

where's the one guy from Tepid...darn what was his name the one who'd start every thread with "i'd hit it" if female...?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 08:00 PM (LRFds)

81 Her only crime was having too much love for just one man.

Posted by: derit at January 28, 2013 08:02 PM (I88Jc)

82
But if you poll black folks they will also agree
that ~~OJ did it~~ Obama is a disaster more so than not but they were only happy because a
black guy got ~~acquitted for a murder~~ elected to screw the whites and the rich that they felt was some sort of
sick payback for a system that many years ago used to fuck them. ~~Hillary~~
Moochelle on the other hand has absolutely no excuse for being called attractive except for the fact that at
least 50% of the population is too fucking stupid to breed let alone
vote.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 28, 2013 07:58 PM (ZOf1l)
Fixed it for you to make it more relevant.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 08:03 PM (+OTLF)

83 So that's what Susan Sarandon is up to these days.

Posted by: Memories at January 28, 2013 08:06 PM (YN2La)

84 Her only crime was having too much love for just one man.

Also, driving the wrong way with her left turn signal on.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 28, 2013 08:07 PM (X9Mnx)

85 Steve Buscemi hasn't aged well, has he?

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2013 08:07 PM (9GaPd)

86 How else could she be expected to afford the $3000 a year for birth control?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 28, 2013 08:10 PM (X9Mnx)

87 My jeans just got tight

Posted by: Woody Herman at January 28, 2013 08:11 PM (RZvso)

88
I think I saw her on You-Tube: "Two Old Gals, One Denture Cup".

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 08:11 PM (Ag5D2)

89 I would hit her...with Michael Moore...

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 08:12 PM (Ag5D2)

90
In another online listing, Liebhart describes herself as a “truly mature escort with over 25 years experience

What was she doing for the other 46 years of her life?

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 08:13 PM (Ag5D2)

91 90

In another online listing, Liebhart describes herself as a “truly mature escort with over 25 years experience

What was she doing for the other 46 years of her life?

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 08:13 PM (Ag5D2)

She was a union worker.So you could say she has experience both screwing and being screwed by the public.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 08:15 PM (+OTLF)

92 Damn. That just killed my Friday night!

I guess it's on to Plan B. Is Helen Thomas still alive?

Posted by: pbrown at January 28, 2013 08:17 PM (idRzK)

93 I knew it was the hooker working out of the Homewood Suites in Glastonbury. I joked with my boss about it. He stayed at the Homewood Suites when he moved back to the area from Andover, MA. Apparently he wasn't solicited by the woman. After seeing her picture, I'm sure he'd be happy that he wasn't.

The elites in Glastonbury must be shitting their collective bermuda shorts over how their town has gone to shit over the years. I keep telling them it's because it's too close to East Hartford and the shit just keeps moving East out of Hartford.

Funny though, I think I read she was from Westport, another elitist town in Connecticut.

Posted by: jaimo at January 28, 2013 08:19 PM (9EseX)

94
You never cease to amaze Columbo! Great work!

I was guessing some kind for Marsupial Abuse.

Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at January 28, 2013 08:20 PM (iMxCf)

95
It's not the friction that gets you. It's the stiction.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2013 08:21 PM (Vk/mK)

96 Carrot Top has really let himself go in the last few years.

Posted by: LouisNatale at January 28, 2013 08:21 PM (5HVSr)

97 I can vouch for the missus, folks. She's the female equivalent of yours truly: a fully qualified male strumpet.

Please stand back while I strike a few seductive poses.

Posted by: Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute at January 28, 2013 08:21 PM (MMBuS)

98 where's the one guy from Tepid...darn what was his name the one who'd start every thread with "i'd hit it" if female...?

Sven10077, that would be lorien1973, and even he had standards that would exclude hitting her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 28, 2013 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

99 Just look at those high cheek bones....she hasgotto have some Cherokee blood in her lineage for sure.

Posted by: Massachusetts’ First Native American U.S. Senator at January 28, 2013 08:24 PM (cgbeC)

100 I had 300 counts of Assaulting an Ugly Stick.

Damn

Posted by: Falgore at January 28, 2013 08:24 PM (F3WsD)

101 Oh to be 70 again. I'd hit her like the clapper on the Liberty Bell.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at January 28, 2013 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

102 Thank the lord, she's not in Florida this time!

Posted by: Mrs Compton at January 28, 2013 08:26 PM (dX4hn)

103 sigh edit "of" not " "for" * goes back to playing his tiny piano that resides on top ofMarlon Brando's identical larger piano.

Posted by: Dr. Moreau’s Favorite at January 28, 2013 08:29 PM (iMxCf)

104 I must have her !!!!!! My B-61 Nuclear Weapon between my legs is ready to go super critical. It could be a 100 MT yield from my plutonium rod with the purple helmet. Name your price of vision of loviness...................

Posted by: Senator Robert Menendez at January 28, 2013 08:32 PM (3Z1wn)

105 Gotta admit I thought the crime was somehow linked to Carrot Top.

Posted by: OxyCon at January 28, 2013 08:36 PM (U7XyJ)

106 I met her in a club down in old Soho where they drink champagne that tastes like cherry cola.

Posted by: Ray Davies at January 28, 2013 08:41 PM (Zd/NW)

107
I must have her !!!!!! My B-61 Nuclear Weapon between my legs is ready
to go super critical. It could be a 100 MT yield from my plutonium rod
with the purple helmet. Name your price of vision of
loviness...................

Posted by: Senator Robert Menendez at January 28, 2013 08:32 PM (3Z1wn)

Bob, Bob...calm down....she doesn't have a penis and she's over 18. We're working on your twink, just give us a little time.

Posted by: Your FBI at January 28, 2013 08:42 PM (ZOf1l)

108 This thread smells like old tuna sandwich, mothballs and Jergens® lotion.

Posted by: Dang at January 28, 2013 08:44 PM (R18D0)

109 Eye beach! She voted for Obama, she needs the condoms?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 08:47 PM (wR+pz)

110 After couger there is puma. After puma there is....well...um...dead.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at January 28, 2013 08:47 PM (iuY0Y)

111 4
She must have a great ass.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 28, 2013 07:30 PM (w+Dvf)

She does anal? I'll call her, Mrs Barney is on the rag.

Posted by: Barney at January 28, 2013 08:48 PM (wR+pz)

112 Damn. I'm 71 and there is not enough scotch in the world to ht that.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 28, 2013 08:53 PM (MheRS)

113 Isn't lauraw in CT?

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 08:59 PM (doBIb)

114 No hump, EC.

Posted by: West at January 28, 2013 09:07 PM (vEjs1)

115 Why was the Connecticut narcotics task force getting involved in petty this prostitution? Sorry, this police state is far more disgusting than Lola.

I've seen this before...they got nothing better to do. These creeps get their jollies. This bust cost the taxpayers probably about $12,000

Posted by: CT Moron 2.2 at January 28, 2013 09:13 PM (Xf6HL)

116 My eyes are burning. And by "burning" I mean smoking, bubbling, melting and running down my face.

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 28, 2013 09:22 PM (2Zrwv)

117 One of slick willy's old girl friends that SURVIVED !

Maybe this is Boehner, just before meeting with Obama for serious bi-partisan negotiations.

Posted by: ron n. at January 28, 2013 09:43 PM (KLIgx)

118 Comments just making crack up, thanks for the laughs before bed! Been a damn long day...

Posted by: gdonovan at January 28, 2013 09:45 PM (dNDAr)

119 If your erection lasts more than four hours go to the hospital where they will show you this picture. Of course no ammount of Viagra will work for you ever again, but hey, choices.

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at January 28, 2013 09:52 PM (Hsgnv)

120 119
If your erection lasts more than four hours go to the hospital where
they will show you this picture. Of course no ammount of Viagra will
work for you ever again, but hey, choices.

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at January 28, 2013 09:52 PM (Hsgnv)
Or you could marry a Michelle look-a-like and never have to worry about an erection that lasts anywhere near that long....

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 10:02 PM (+OTLF)

121 I'll bet she knows things . . .

. . . things the younger girls under 62 never even dreamed of trying to make their man happy in bed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2013 10:12 PM (BAS5M)

122 Shoulda gone to Nevada. I bet she'd do great out there in a specialty brothel.

Never underestimate what some dude will pay for, willingly.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at January 28, 2013 10:15 PM (1Ialr)

123 She was only 39 until she kissed Obama as he was watching Hillary masturbate as she watched the live feed of 4 dead in Benghazi. Sick and twisted without a doubt, but this is not your mother's democrat party.

Posted by: parker at January 28, 2013 10:23 PM (9p/f5)

124 Frank Lauteneberg just creamed his jeans.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 29, 2013 12:14 AM (n8LUb)

125 So THIS is Julia at retirement. I was wondering how it would end up.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 29, 2013 12:15 AM (n8LUb)

126 The new marketing campaign by Blow Jobs R Us kicked off with mixed reviews.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2013 12:23 AM (IDSI7)

127
Or you could marry a Michelle look-a-like and never have to worry about an erection ~~that lasts anywhere near that~~

FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2013 12:24 AM (IDSI7)

128 The fact that there are 71 year old hookers tells you everything you need to know about men.

Posted by: Oswald at January 29, 2013 12:42 AM (5pi9n)

129 Thats Bernadette Dorn!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2013 12:54 PM (Q8Pu5)

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