Obama: Nah, I'm Not Going to Release All Those Photos of Me and My Staff Skeet-Shooting

Obama claimed "I go shooting all the time."

Asked in a magazine interview whether he had ever fired a gun, Mr Obama said he did so with guests at the president's rural retreat.

"Up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time," he said. "And I have a profound respect for the traditions of hunting that trace back in this country for generations.

"And I think those who dismiss that out of hand make a big mistake".

He claimed this nonsense in order to appear Just Like You to those on the fence about gun restrictions. Just Like You is how the liberals sell their agenda and how the media helps them sell it. You'll give more credence to someone Just Like You to someone Not Like You.

The Tea Party very much got the Not Like You coverage -- look at all these angry old people!

Occupy Wall Street, on the other hand, got Just Like You coverage. Look at these earnest young patriots! Why, some are mothers. Some are even grandmothers. Some are accountants, some are plumbers, some are teachers, and some are just optimistic kids just worried about the future.

Whenever the media uses lots of specific examples, they're attempting the Just Like You con. They're naming every possible example in hopes of casting the widest possible net to name someone like the reader, and thus to elicit the reader's natural tribal sympathies for someone Just Like Him. They also use descriptors that people use for themselves -- positive descriptors. People generally think of themselves as well-intentioned, concerned, etc., and so calling a group these things makes them Just Like the Reader.

On the other hand, the Not Like You treatment focuses on the narrowest possible profile (such as claiming all Tea Partiers are white, despite there being plenty of minority Tea Partiers) and casts them in negative language. People don't usually think of themselves using negative descriptors-- so casting a group as these things, which the Reader is most assuredly not, makes them Not Like the Reader.

Well, Obama says he's Just Like You but he's not willing to release any photographs demonstrating his status as Just Like You.

I guess I'll just have to take his word for it. The man has never lied to me before, except for always.

[Update - Andy]: The administration has apparently backtracked and released the following photo just moments ago.

Obama_Skeet1

Posted by: Ace at 01:44 PM



Comments

1 But, the 2nd amendment has nothing to do with hunting, jackass.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 28, 2013 01:45 PM (xmcEQ)

2 Can I git me a skeet hunting permit here?

Posted by: Barry "Bubba" Obama at January 28, 2013 01:47 PM (IDSI7)

3 They don't want to show him crying about his shoulder hurting after shooting. Oh and never actually hitting anything.

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2013 01:47 PM (GULKT)

4 Obama clearly means he "skeet skeets" (Urban Dictionary says hi) all over Reggie and Kal Penn. Which is why he won't release pictures of his "gun".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (B/VB5)

5 This is the same chimptastic loser who has stated that he thought long and hard about joining the military after high school.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (E55AK)

6 I'm getting a Don Knotts, Fastest Gun in the West, vibe.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (+lsX1)

7 He'll stage a photo op so he can support it now.

Posted by: Watcher at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (RQfiQ)

8 I don't want to see the pics....they'd just have a halo around his head anyway.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (X6akg)

9 When asked if he ever fired a gun the President responded "Of course, you jackass. You know I have two children. That's at least twice right there."

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (GGCsk)

10 Note the line he's trying to walk: He can't have hunted defenseless animals, the city-dwelling "environmentalists" and animal lovers can't have that. (You have to eat domesticated animals, like dog.) But he has to have fired a gun. But not at a range, that's too white trash. No, it's got to be something that people can't relate much to, like...skeet shooting!

And at the Camp David he never goes to (and apparently hates because there's no golf).

Seriously, has he been to Camp David more than twice?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (T0NGe)

11 Skeet, polo, cricket...I'm all for America's sporting traditions.

Posted by: Baraka O - As American as any other Indonesian Marxist at January 28, 2013 01:49 PM (FcR7P)

12 Sorry to go OT:

CA Politician saying you can be shot with an unloaded gun.. With a straight face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsX7STHqNg

Posted by: Dave C at January 28, 2013 01:49 PM (aFV+r)

13 That piece of shit would be terrified to pull the trigger on a shotgun. He's the biggest pussy metro fucking sexual ever. Look in the dictionary under pussy metrosexual and it has Obamas fucking picture. He couldn't kick his wifes ass.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (l86i3)

14 He throws baseballs, rides bikes and shoots clays just like every other red-blooded American.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (+lsX1)

15 Notice Obama is still unsuccessfully trying to divide and conquer by placing hunters against all other gun owners.

Do keep flogging that dead horse.

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (GGCsk)

16 And even if he did skeet shoot, that means what exactly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (9Bj8R)

17 Lying douchebag.

If he ever did hold a gun, he'd probably wear a helmet for protection. Like his little Hello Kitty one he wears when he bike rides.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (UOM48)

18 If the White House won't release the photos, then surely one or two of the guests with whom he's gone skeet shooting could do so? Yes? To prove what a regular guy the dearly beloved Preezy is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (4df7R)

19 Obama says he's Just Like You


He is nothing like me. My parents were married and lived together until the day my dad died. AND, I have an unedited, non .pdf long form copy of my birth certificate.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (GFM2b)

20 So women can't use AR 15s....


BUT THEY CAN HANDLE FRONT LINE FUCKING COMBAT????????


Seriously, when the fuck do we revolt against these fucking idiots and give them the west coast and the upper east coast and ship the union members to keep them fucking company.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (tVTLU)

21 I suspect some "old" photos will be dusted off and shared pretty soon.

Posted by: buzz at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (i27M5)

22 He and John Kerry go out all.the.time

Posted by: AE at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (HYceo)

23 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (8y9MW)

24 I enjoy "blat-blatting" tin cans with my "nine!"
I'm hip!

Posted by: Numero Uno at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (JVEmw)

25 Was he wearing his mom jeans? Was Biden wearing his I with stupid t-shirt? Yeah, totally believable, just like everything else out of that cocksucker's mouth.

Posted by: Flounder at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (Kkt/i)

26 "But, the 2nd amendment has nothing to do with hunting, jackass," Sponge Alice said.

"When I talk about the Second Amendment," sneered Humpty Dumpty TFG, "itmeans just whatI choose it to mean, neither more nor less."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (zF6Iw)

27 there are no past pictures but you can be damn sure there will be nothing but future pictures

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (GVxQo)

28 Camp David must be a code name for the indoor skeet range at Man's Country.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2013 01:51 PM (WM+rJ)

29 I didn't invent that cover story by myself.

Posted by: Barry at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (DJIo7)

30
Now now, he will release some of those photos in a couple weeks due to overwhelming demand just as soon as they run out and have a photo shoot.

Slightly off topic, on of the cobbloggers had a link to good gun facts we should know, can someone guide me to it, gun info dot com or gun facts dot com, something like that. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (p/cQy)

31 If they try pose a photograph after the interview, I hope whoever posts it doesn't know about EXIF data.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (ZWvOb)

32 Obama with a squirt gun? okay! Joe Biden playing with a super soaker? okie dokie! Bhoner crying on national TV? Jim Dandy!

Obama with a sporting shotty? No fk'n way, man!

Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (h6XiD)

33 Also, an extremely OT comment but I've got to run: I can't speak for the rest of the northeast, but this "Winter Storm Luna" that's supposedly hitting us right now is not so much a storm as it is a typical January day. Oooh, 2-4" of snow with a little freezing rain on top. OOOOH, that's so scaaaary.

Seriously, folks. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (4df7R)

34 >If he ever did hold a gun, he'd probably wear a helmet for
protection. Like his little Hello Kitty one he wears when he bike rides.<

Oh dear God in Heaven. There's a Starbucks Kimodo Dragon all over my monitor.

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (GGCsk)

35 21I suspect some "old" photos will be dusted off and shared pretty soon.Posted by: buzz at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (i27M5)Yeah, this is a big gamble for for the "Pics or GTFO" folks. I am certain the "all the time" end is certain bullshit though.

Posted by: Jaws at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (4I3Uo)

36 Who cares. The press will cover this like they are covering the democrat under investigation for fucking and underage prostitute.

By a propaganda technique called cardstacking.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (/zrB9)

37 Goddamn fucking formatting! And carpal tunnel! FUCK!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (zF6Iw)

38 It will be pretty easy to just shoot a picture of him holding a shotgun next time he copters over to Camp David.I expect they'll be getting that out soon.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (9XBK2)

39 Vodka shooters up the a$$ don't count as real shooting bub.

Posted by: sTevo at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (Dm6CN)

40 He goes skeet-shooting like I've gone skydiving.
What an a**hole (cleaned up to get through my company's firewall).

Posted by: Biblio at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (7o8VY)

41 It's always funny when Liberals pretend they are macho. *I* don't like guns, but I kick ass with them.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (tmzN0)

42 Skeet? Isn't that sorta like "tea-bagging"?

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (GGCsk)

43
Obama: Nah, I'm Not Going to Release All Those Photos of Me and My Staff Skeet-Shooting

So. Many. Double. Entendres.

Posted by: Armando at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (5iuEW)

44
Slightly off topic, on of the cobbloggers had a
link to good gun facts we should know, can someone guide me to it, gun
info dot com or gun facts dot com, something like that. Thanks in
advance.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (p/cQy)


Andy posted this link in the gun thread yesterday....
http://tinyurl.com/3vzmabe

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 01:53 PM (X6akg)

45 Very quick and easy way to expose this bullshit story. Ace or someone who has contacts in the MFM, see if you can tweet this question to them to ask TFG:


"Mr. President, what model shotgun did you use to go skeet shooting?"

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 01:54 PM (GQ8sn)

46
We always know we're safe when that guy is shooting.

Posted by: Skeet at Camp David at January 28, 2013 01:54 PM (BZMZX)

47 Do skeet shooting?

Yeh, that sounds convincing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 28, 2013 01:54 PM (SUKHu)

48 20 bucks says this fuck ain't even played call of duty

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 28, 2013 01:55 PM (/zrB9)

49 Seriously, when the fuck do we revolt against these fucking idiots and give them the west coast and the upper east coast and ship the union members to keep them fucking company.Posted by: Prescient11 at January 28, 2013 01:50 PM (tVTLU)Welcome to the USA Divorce Booster Club. It's a cash bar, but the cookies are free.

Posted by: Jaws at January 28, 2013 01:55 PM (4I3Uo)

50 Can we just secede, yet? This skidmark is making me tired.

I don't even want to go through it all again, but I guess we have to:

1) The Second Amendment is not about "hunting." It's about defending one's self against a tyrannical government.

2) Outlawing guns will do zero good: see also: Chicago, IL.

3) Even if the second amendment were about hunting, any weapon used for hunting (that is: killing) animals can be used to kill people.

4) I want a howitzer. And an M1A2 Abrams. And a pony.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:55 PM (8y9MW)

51 Way back when, when I was interviewing for Medical school, the Dean of admissions of the medical school affiliated with my undergraduate institution said that to weed out people who were "resume padding" their hobbies section he'd look up tons of info about said subject and quiz them on it.
He claims to have caught a liar who put "sailing" as a hobby by asking him tons of questions about rigging. (Turns out, at another school, I met that poor kid who noted his parents owned a sailboat and a Lake House and he enjoyed going out on the water.)
So while the Dean at said school is a douche asking far too technical questions for "hobbies" I submit there is a certain level of questioning you can ask to determine the truth.

For "skeet" shooting (likely trap I realize, but to be fair I'm lazy and often use them interchangeably to non-technical people. Just like "PC" which defines a lot more than "windows PC" but still gets used interchangeably.)

In any case, for "Skeet" shooting, 3 simple questions: 1) Gauge, 2) Shot size, 3) Choke. (Maybe 4. Shell length.)

BTW for me it's 1) 12 Gauge (used to be 20, long story, changed guns.) 2) 7.5 or 8 (depending on sale rarely 7) 3) I bounce between Improved Cylinder and Modified depending on how long it's been since my last outing and what I feel like that morning. (I didn't say I was a good shot.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 01:55 PM (b4xCO)

52 Congress is poised to clear the final $50 billion chunk of emergency aid for Superstorm Sandy relief Monday — and in one vote, it will have used up all the new tax money President Obama won by raising rates on the wealthy in the “fiscal cliff” deal.
The tax deal that Congress and Mr. Obama reached in early January cut taxes overall but let them rise on individuals making more than $250,000 a year and families with income of more than $300,000. Those increases brought the government somewhere on the order of about $40 billion for fiscal year 2013.
The spending bill for storm recovery costs $50 billion and, coupled with an additional $9.7 billion in flood insurance money Congress passed this month, brings the total tab for Sandy to $60 billion.


Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (9Bj8R)

53 Just Like You

What, you've never gotten a crank call from Benghazi at 3am?

Posted by: Baraka O at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (FcR7P)

54 George Bush could smack a FKN clay. He fucked up a few things but there was no question he was a man.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (l86i3)

55 I used to skeet shoot years ago. And I was pretty good. The first (and last) time I went dove hunting, I got one with the first shot.

Then I ran out in the field to pick the little thing up, and it was still alive and I started petting it, until someone walked over, grabbed it from me, and pulled its head off.

Oy. Put me off bird hunting. Permanently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (UOM48)

56 Coming in reprint #7 of his autobiography -- He's an Eagle Scout!

Posted by: Whatev at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (A7Wh1)

57 Off topic.

Has anyone else had anything about the blast in Iran at the Fordo Nuclear Facility last week?

Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (dLOky)

58
Wheee. ....nah nah nah, missed me.

Posted by: Skeet at Camp David at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (BZMZX)

59 >President Obama says the rights of hunters have to
be respected in the gun-control debate, and he himself has done some
skeet shooting.<

Could somebody point out where in the Second Amendment it states the "Right to Shoot Skeet"?

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (GGCsk)

60 "Mr. President, what model shotgun did you use to go skeet shooting?"

All of them!

Posted by: Barack Jordan at January 28, 2013 01:57 PM (tmzN0)

61 I want a howitzer. And an M1A2 Abrams. And a pony.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:55 PM (8y9MW)

If you were Egyptian you could get that shit for free, and a kick ass airplane.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:57 PM (l86i3)

62 US Shuts down US Embassy in Egypt but obama proud of his role in bringing down Mubarak? Strange times we live in ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 01:57 PM (9Bj8R)

63
Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:52 PM (GGCsk)
HA, I was going to post a similar thought, but of course a member of the horde beat me to it! Totally wearing helmets and mom jeans in his skeet shoot photo. And the implied comment that of course he keeps his daughters away from shooting icky guns made my eye twitch.
Celebritard prezzies, they're JUST LIKE US !!11!!11!1!!1

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (8wqqE)

64 If he shoots skeet like he throws a baseball, swings a golf club, shootsa lay up in basketball, bowls or rides a bicycle then its safe to say that most of the skeet broke by hitting the ground.

That someone so uncoordinated and unmanly and uncoolcan be described by the MSM in terms reserved for sport stars and Steve McQueen says everything you need to know about their bias.

Posted by: polynikes at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (m2CN7)

65 I declare Barack Obama to have an assault mouth. I mean c'mon, he's shooting it off all the time and it causes great damage to the lives and liberty of Americans.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (RB0el)

66 Just Like You is how the liberals sell their agenda and how the media helps them sell it. You'll give more credence to someone Just Like You to someone Not Like You.

I think I'm just like you .... only successful

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (wwsoB)

67 I shot skeet years ago. Then I passed my 12th birthday.

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (GGCsk)

68 Has anyone else had anything about the blast in Iran at the Fordo Nuclear Facility last week?
Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2013 01:56 PM (dLOky)

The London Times is quoting Israeli sources as confirming it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (9Bj8R)

69 Aside from his made-up skeet shooting, he needs to take up horseback riding.

I'd kill to see him in the inevitable black velvet riding helmet. With the bow on top.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (UOM48)

70 I suspect some "old" photos will be dusted off and shared pretty soon.

Video would be harder to fake. And ultimately funnier/more pathetic.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (ZKzrr)

71 So we can protect ourselves against Clay Disk attack. That's something.

Posted by: CJ at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (9KqcB)

72 "Mr. President, what model shotgun did you use to go skeet shooting?"

The big scary one?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (GFM2b)

73 I'm probably banned from ever owning a gun.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (5UlAL)

74 Ace or someone who has contacts in the MFM, see if you can tweet this question to them to ask TFG:

He needs to be asked on the spot. None of this prepared answer bullshit. But that would require journalism.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (FcR7P)

75
The London Times is quoting Israeli sources as confirming it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (9Bj8R)


Those sneaky hook nose bastards, God I love them so.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (l86i3)

76 Skeet shooting is for fags.

Posted by: Dick "The Shotgun" Cheney at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (GQ8sn)

77 At some point, one would think the presstitutes would grow weary of wiping off their chins and cleaning their knees of dust bunnies picked up off the floor.

Posted by: eureka! at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (HPRku)

78 The London Times is quoting Israeli sources as confirming it

Heh. So, work accident or Mossad?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (B/VB5)

79 tfg and biden are going to have a bunch of chiefs of police in to discuss gun control .
Hell, everyone knows that urban police chiefs have their fingers on the pulse of the average gun owner out here in jesusland .
They just want to keep the children safe .
You are in favor of safe children , aren't you ?

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (USjX1)

80 I doubt he's ever been hunting like me but he does keep guns around to protect his house like me.

Posted by: #6 at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (KHo8t)

81 Actually shooting skeet isn't guaranteed by the Second Amendment.

Go figure.

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (GGCsk)

82 You ever notice that when somebody really deep down has a disdain for something, they announce how much "profound" respect they have for it?

Look at Obama's pattern of "respect for..", and "can certainly appreciate.."

Then look at his actions towards the issue in question.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (QY9FJ)

83 Little did you know Reggie's uvula is nicknamed Clay.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (ZWvOb)

84 This is the most photographed man in history. I challenge anyone in his administration to come up with a date-stamped photograph of the President skeet-shooting, or else they should admit that he lied.

This is a guy who made up "composite girlfriends." He has an ease with lying surpassed in American politics perhaps only by Bill Clinton. He's lying on this.

Where is the press? The main issue in America today -- because Obama is making it so -- is guns. He's just told a whopper as part of his propaganda on the issue. It's designed to reinforce the liberal canardthat hunting is the only legitimate purpose for guns. When a President tells a lie, the press is supposed to investigate and report back to the American people what they find.

It's a simple question to Jay Carney at today's press briefing.

"Jay, can the White House produce a single photograph of President Obama shooting skeet at Camp David?"

They can't. So they won't. And the MSM will let them get away with it.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (qHCyt)

85 And the implied comment that of course he keeps his daughters away from shooting icky guns

How many icky-gun-wielding SS agents accompanied the eldest Miss SCOAMF on spring break last year?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (ZKzrr)

86
Seriously, who does This Fucking Guy think he's fooling?

Wait, I just figured it out...

Posted by: Armando at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (5iuEW)

87 What do you think Obama's response would be if you asked him if he's ever been snipe hunting?

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (GULKT)

88 I'd kill to see him in the inevitable black velvet riding helmet. With the bow on top.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (UOM4

And the Kacky pants with the baggy thigh.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (l86i3)

89 Well, if such skeet-shooting photos exist, he probably doesn't want them released because his progressive based would crap their drawers if they saw them.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (9GaPd)

90 Barry Soetoro is a liar and traitor. Take him away!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (evdj2)

91 We'd like to assure the folks at home that the skeet shot and destroyed by Our Leader was racist and not just like you

Posted by: MSM at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (wwsoB)

92 At some point, one would think the presstitutes
would grow weary of wiping off their chins and cleaning their knees of
dust bunnies picked up off the floor.


Posted by: eureka!

Not a problem. They do Bukkake at Jschool so they get used to it. They can even open their eyes underwater, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (dLOky)

93
Woah, I got a new hash.

Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (BZMZX)

94
Just Like You.....

My grades from College are sealed
My birth certificate is a possible forgery
My law license (which he turned in)
My campaign finance records, which I have concealed

Just Like You....

I go to a church on Sundays
My relatives are all here legally
My Dad was an American, no an African prince, no a revolutionary, no a Marxist Socialist from Kenya, I keep forgetting what the story is....
I am my brother's keeper
I tend to make stuff up that never happened to maintain my pitiful self esteem because I am a clinical narcissist and a pathological liar
Just Like You.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (RFeQD)

95 Heh. So, work accident or Mossad?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (B/VB5)

Does it matter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (9Bj8R)

96 And if there was ever a topic that cries out for a SluShop, this is it. An Elmer Fudd had would be nice.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (evdj2)

97 Just curious. Does the right to shoot skeet also apply in urban cities?

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (GGCsk)

98 76
Skeet shooting is for fags.


Posted by: Dick "The Shotgun" Cheney at January 28, 2013 01:59 PM (GQ8sn


Now, lawyer shooting....

Posted by: Dick Cheney's wonder cock at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (UOM48)

99 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!11!!!!11!!!

Posted by: HRC at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (CdRSJ)

100 Are you gonna live blog the death of the Republican Party at 2:30?

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (OQpzc)

101 My mother named me after skeet shooting and Sir Edmund Hillary

Posted by: Hillary "Skeet" Clinton at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (wwsoB)

102 AMERICA'S CLAY PIGEONS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rev. Jeremiah Wright at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (Ag5D2)

103 Never go late season dove hunting with an Improved Cylinder choke.
Waste of time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (GFM2b)

104 Now, lawyer shooting....

Posted by: Dick Cheney's wonder cock at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (UOM4


The Mighty War Cock wins again.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (l86i3)

105 41 It's always funny when Liberals pretend they are macho.
----
Or pretending they are "tough" and that only wimps need guns.
Or that real men (myn?) use bows arrows or crossbows.
Or that anyone with a gun is compensating for a teeny peeny.

It is so transparently sneering that I don't think anyone for a nanosecond believes their tough-guy pose.

Posted by: fb at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (JVEmw)

106 Uh, Barry, nerf guns don't count.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (IDSI7)

107 I wear the "not like them" badge with honor.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 02:02 PM (bHZf4)

108 93


Woah, I got a new hash.

Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM

Wheatie's Got a Brand New Hash

HEEEYYYYYY !!!!!

Posted by: James Brown at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (wwsoB)

109 A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New Orleans parking garage while conducting a security sweep for Vice President Biden.

WWL-TV reports the dog fell off the six-story roof at the Premier Parking garage adjacent to the Ritz-Carlton Hotel where Biden was speaking for Sen. Mary Landrieu’s re-election fundraiser.

The Belgian shepherd was rushed to Metairie Veterinary hospital by motorcade but attempts to revive the dog proved unsuccessful.

Max Milien, a Secret Service spokesman, told CNN it was a “tragic accident.”

The Daily Mail reports this is the first time a Secret Service dog died in this type of accident.

The Secret Service began using dogs in 1975 to help detect for explosives.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (9Bj8R)

110 We need some moron with Photoshop skillz to PS a photo of Barry holding a pistol sideways, gang banger style.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (IDSI7)

111 I know never to trust someone "just like me"!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (71LDo)

112

1. That gun is black and scary.

2. That pic needs to be checked for photoshop artifacts.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (1Y+hH)

113 Mr President, did your skeet rifle have the shoulder thing that goes up? Do you prefer a 9 gauge or a .270 skeet rifle?

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (ZWvOb)

114 Lawyer skeet? We could do that. It isn't like they are endangered.

Pull....

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (OQpzc)

115 Mr. President, what model shotgun did you use to go skeet shooting?

Funny thing about that. I couldn't have told you what model I started with. It was a borrowed gun from my friend's dad.
It was a Mossberg, 20 gauge. We knew that, but it predated models and serial numbers.

The Mossberg Owners club confirms this. (Based on the age Mossberg didn't use model numbers then.) So if you had asked me I'd have been able to say..."Mossberg, 20 gauge, bolt action" and that's it. (Yeah it was a bolt action shotgun with a removable 2 round +1 in the bolt magazine.)

Also once we unpacked it and a guy ran offer and kept asking us what it would take in cash to let him have it. Apparently people really want those things.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (b4xCO)

116
A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New Orleans parking garage while conducting a security sweep for Vice President Biden.

They should have Biden sniffing for bombs to protect the dog, not the other way 'round.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (IDSI7)

117 109
A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New Orleans parking garage
while conducting a security sweep for Vice President Biden.




Dammit. Poor thing.


When will Biden demand we ban parking garages?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (UOM48)

118 Obama clearly means he "skeet skeets" (Urban Dictionary says hi) all over Reggie and Kal Penn. Which is why he won't release pictures of his "gun".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2013 01:48 PM (B/VB5)


A little mood music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4

Posted by: Straight man in too much makeup at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (Vk2pI)

119 The Secret Service began using dogs in 1975 to help detect for explosives.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (9Bj8R)

Really? Stupid MFrs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (l86i3)

120 After I shot a few skeet to warm up, I put a load of buckshot in Bin Laden's ass

You can thank me now

Posted by: King Barry the Deadeye at January 28, 2013 02:04 PM (wwsoB)

121 Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet...

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (R18D0)

122 Oh come on, give it up, wingers! Obama "does" skeet shooting all the time! How else do you think he managed to kill Osama?

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (Ag5D2)

123 Man, King Barry beat me! Great minds!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (Ag5D2)

124 Bunny hunting is F-U-N fun! Winchester model 12 in 16 guage with full choke and number 4. Let's see exactly how good you are! Never shot trap or skeet but have put a few quail in the game bag back in the late '70's.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (m0v2L)

125 Thanks Tami.

I was thinking about it and I would rather go shooting wearing a duck costume and with Dick Cheney with an itchy trigger finger than even get within a mile of Odictator and a shotgun.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (p/cQy)

126 A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New
Orleans parking garage while conducting a security sweep for Vice
President Biden.



WWL-TV reports the dog fell off the six-story roof at the Premier
Parking garage adjacent to the Ritz-Carlton Hotel where Biden was
speaking for Sen. Mary Landrieu’s re-election fundraiser.



The Belgian shepherd was rushed to Metairie Veterinary hospital by motorcade but attempts to revive the dog proved unsuccessful.



Max Milien, a Secret Service spokesman, told CNN it was a “tragic accident.”



The Daily Mail reports this is the first time a Secret Service dog died in this type of accident.



The Secret Service began using dogs in 1975 to help detect for explosives.





Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM (9Bj8R)


Quick!!! Someone pack that dog up and send him to the White House kitchen!

Posted by: Preezy Skeets at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (GQ8sn)

127
A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New Orleans parking garage while conducting a security sweep for Vice President Biden.

At the point of impact, the meat is usually pretty tender...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (5iuEW)

128 If there is one fact you can take to the bank, its that the fucking Zero is NOT LIKE ME. Lying son of a bitch.

Posted by: maddogg at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (OlN4e)

129 Man, King Barry beat me! Great minds!

Also: The Horde.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (8y9MW)

130 Just one more name to add to the names I can call this POS so that I don't have to use his real name.

Pres. Skeeter.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (bHZf4)

131 Skeet or skeeters?

Considering his sub-calibre cannon, skeeters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (PzMYS)

132 1. That gun is black and scary.



RACIST!!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (Ag5D2)

133 Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thinks that TFG thinks that skeet = snipe.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

134 Do he and his family also participate in snipe hunts?

Posted by: ejo at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (GXvSO)

135 Man, the groupthink is strong with the Horde today.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:07 PM (8y9MW)

136 And the Kacky pants with the baggy thigh.

Kinda like this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hitler_Mannerheim.png

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 28, 2013 02:07 PM (ZKzrr)

137 128 If there is one fact you can take to the bank, its that the fucking Zero is NOT LIKE ME. Lying son of a bitch.


Oh come on! Everyone tells a little half white lie from time to time...

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 02:07 PM (Ag5D2)

138 109
A Secret Service dog fell to its death off a New Orleans parking garage
while conducting a security sweep for Vice President Biden.



WWL-TV reports the dog fell off the six-story roof at the Premier
Parking garage adjacent to the Ritz-Carlton Hotel where Biden was
speaking for Sen. Mary Landrieu’s re-election fundraiser.



Max Milien, a Secret Service spokesman, told CNN it was a “tragic accident.”







Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:03 PM

Yeh ... "tragic accident" , and "the dog just fell off that roof"



Posted by: Alex Jones at January 28, 2013 02:07 PM (wwsoB)

139 No, Mr President.

It's not "skeet shooting", it's snipe hunting and, so far, you haven't bagged even one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:07 PM (piMMO)

140 Its scary how many so-called Americans agree that if hunting is safe, its ok to take away the eeeeeevil ARs.

Save the skeet!

Posted by: Drrrrrrop at January 28, 2013 02:07 PM (VEAIv)

141 Now that wimmins can go onto the front lines in combat, how soon are precious snowflakes going to register for the draft?

Because I'm looking forward to the day the Obama girls turn eighteen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (UOM48)

142
Just Like You.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (RFeQD)


Your life's a composite too?

Hey, Barry's just like me. I've got lots of friends who are Communist terrorists who placed bombs and shit, had their friends blown up, and wrote autobiographies for me. Who hasn't had that experience?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (IDSI7)

143 Well, so do we call him 'Skeeter now? I still prefer "Zero". It makes me happy to think that we have less than 4 years of this ahead of us. Time sure flies when you have this much material to ridicule!

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (yAPdC)

144 Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thinks that TFG thinks that skeet = snipe.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

I can only imagine that it's like a metrosexual version of the Beverly Hillbillys when Jed and Jethro went after the golfs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (l86i3)

145 Holy cow.

I just did a CTRL-F and see that 3 others beat me to the "snipe hunting" remark.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (piMMO)

146 I used to go "skeet shooting" all the time, ask Larry Sinclair

Posted by: Barky the heavy weapons expert at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (LWOYq)

147
"Mr. President, what model shotgun did you use to go skeet shooting?"

The big scary one?


Trust me: it's neither big nor scary...at when I'm around.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (5iuEW)

148 SKEET SHOOTING IS MURDER!!

Posted by: PETA at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (AWmfW)

149 Does it matter?

If it's the Mossad, it counts as a bonus middle finger to TFG.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (B/VB5)

150 President Obama,

Fuck you, you fucking liar.


Molon Labe (please)

Posted by: TC at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (vYB+W)

151 I think I remember that pic of Obama with the binos. But there was no shotgun in the original. Interesting how the background is washed out too.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (1Y+hH)

152
What guage shotgun do you shoot skeet with, Mister President?

"Twelve guage, thirteen guage. Whatever it takes".

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 28, 2013 02:08 PM (m0v2L)

153 Well, so do we call him 'Skeeter now? I still prefer "Zero"

President "Double-Ought."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (8y9MW)

154 Mr President, did you engage the traditional post skeet circle noggin? You did? Fantastic!

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (ZWvOb)

155 Well, so do we call him 'Skeeter now? I still prefer "Zero". It makes me happy to think that we have less than 4 years of this ahead of us. Time sure flies when you have this much material to ridicule!

****

We are now at humpday minus 1 week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (piMMO)

156 How else do you think he managed to kill Osama?

The mental image of someone shouting "PULL!" before Osama goes flying through the air ass-over-noggin is quite pleasant, actually.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)

157 I use to shoot clays occasionally but thanks to tfg and the other fucksticks in D.C. I can barely put gas in my truck , much less shoot recreationally .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (USjX1)

158 Dah Pressident has the shotgun. He is like us. You know? He is a good Pressident, you know? ... Taylor Swiff, you know, is a girl on the TV ... An' there is a football.... An' ...


( shart )

Posted by: window licking voter at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (xz0nG)

159 Gee, Lord Obama, the ascot you're wearing in that skeet video "from last year" looks just like the one you bought yesterday...

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:09 PM (FcR7P)

160 I can only imagine that it's like a metrosexual version of the Beverly Hillbillys when Jed and Jethro went after the golfs.

At least they were able to hit them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (GFM2b)

161 There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (BAS5M)

162 "Twelve guage, thirteen guage. Whatever it takes".

***

HA!

Mr. Mom reference!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (piMMO)

163 There is a weasel in the word "we". He said "we" skeet shoot all the time. Then he says his friends go there and shoot. I think the "we" indicates he is there when others shoot skeet, and he participates only by hosting the activity.

Posted by: MayBee at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (plKlE)

164 What does statutory rapist Senator Menendez have to say about this issue?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

165 Regarding my "what model shotgun" question, it's a very simple and easy question that deserves a clear answer. If he's telling the truth, he'd be able to answer immediately without hesitation.

I can picture Jake Tapper asking this. Too bad he quite the WH Press Corp and is at CNN now.

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (GQ8sn)

166 Sure, sure. Barry Buckshot is a seasoned skeet shooter, but he can't swat a fly off of his fucking face.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (WM+rJ)

167
I am keeping the world safe from killer skeet.

Posted by: King Skeeter at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (BZMZX)

168 Unless the "hunting" Obama speaks of refers to the hunting of corrupt and tyrannical politicians by outraged citizens, he does not have the first clue what the Second Amendment is about.

For a "constitutional law professor" Obama certainly is shockingly ignorant of the constitution's history and meaning.

Posted by: Observer at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (/sohm)

169 Playing Duck Hunt in 1988 doesn't count.

Posted by: grognard at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (NS2Mo)

170 To the Windowwwwwww! To the Walls!

Posted by: Barack "Skeetman" Obama at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (GULKT)

171 "Can I get me a skeet license here?"

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (1Y+hH)

172 What guage shotgun do you shoot skeet with, Mister President?

HO. Sometimes N when I want a challenge.

Posted by: Preznit Skeezits at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (FcR7P)

173 What does statutory rapist Senator Menendez have to say about this issue?
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

He no speaka da english

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (9Bj8R)

174 Why have we been emsmallened/emlittled?

What did we do to deserve this?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (piMMO)

175
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 28, 2013 02:01 PM (RFeQD)
You forgot to add his presidential medical records too. Which, wasn't that always one of the things you could count on to be revealed? I always found the info in the annual physicals oddly amusing, seeing how fit they were. But Obama's, zip, nada, nothing to see here so move on. Obviously he is such a godlike physical specimen, that to release them would only be an embarrassment to his wimpy predecessors, thus he keeps them hidden to protect their dignity. How thoughtful of him.
Most transparent preezy evah!

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (8wqqE)

176 He's really tough looking....skeet are a crafty foe....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

177 If da Zero knew as much about guns as he does fucking Socialism he'd be John fucking Moses Browning.

Posted by: maddogg at January 28, 2013 02:12 PM (OlN4e)

178 Isn't the skeet an endangered species? Kinda like the patriotic Democrat?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2013 02:12 PM (IDSI7)

179 My question. Mr. President are you sure you shooting skeet and not trap?

The dumb look on his face as he is trying to process that question would be as good as the dumb answer I'm sure he would give.

Posted by: polynikes at January 28, 2013 02:12 PM (m2CN7)

180 Ya know Barry, just because you yell 'PULL' to Reggie, that ain't skeet shooting.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:12 PM (X6akg)

181 I can picture Jake Tapper asking this. Too bad he quite the WH Press Corp and is at CNN now.

****

Don't kid yourself.

Celebrity journalist Jake Tapper is all about promoting his books.

You want that question asked, you'd better hope Ed Henry is in the room.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM (piMMO)

182
I can only imagine that it's like a metrosexual version of the Beverly Hillbillys when Jed and Jethro went after the golfs.



At least they were able to hit them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:10 PM (GFM2b)


Barack Bodine: Double-naught President.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM (dD9cq)

183 What guage shotgun do you shoot skeet with, Mister President?

I like the military-only stuff. Fifty gauge is awesome!

Posted by: "Skeets" Obama at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM (FcR7P)

184 Are those clay skeets biodegradable? They don't use that Red Dye #3 on them, do they?

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM (1Y+hH)

185 I want him to release photos of his first overseas trip as a chile...to america.

Actually i have seen enough photos of this cocksucker. Just hurry up and go away.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM (+OTLF)

186 Bold prediction: SCOAMF will be taking a trip up to Camp David very soon, for an entirely coincidental photo shoot of him learning how to feign doing this thing that he does all the time.

I just hope they restrict him to a .410 youth model. Wouldn't want to hurt the poor dear's wrists or shoulder.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 28, 2013 02:13 PM (k4bdL)

187 Shhh . . . be vewy quiet. I'm huntin' skeet! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Posted by: Elmer "obama" Fudd at January 28, 2013 02:14 PM (BAS5M)

188 The only skeet he shoots are the ones who pop up in the local bathhouse.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 02:14 PM (ZOUmX)

189 Why do you need to look through binos when between skeet shots?

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:14 PM (1Y+hH)

190 Possible poster just a begging to be photoshopped.

Barry O'Buckshot
-- Pic of TFG --
Master Skeeter Shooter

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:14 PM (PzMYS)

191 That fucker looks ridiculous with a gun and he probably knows it.

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2013 02:15 PM (jVAw4)

192
Aside from his made-up skeet shooting, he needs to take up horseback riding.

I'd kill to see him in the inevitable black velvet riding helmet. With the bow on top.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (UOM4


He'll do that right after he takes up synchronized swimming.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 28, 2013 02:15 PM (IDSI7)

193 There is a weasel in the word "we".

That is the tell. There is nothing "we" about President Me-Myself-and-I. Wee, yes. We, no.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:15 PM (FcR7P)

194
Hey, we're piling up over here. ...We should start a Union.

Posted by: The Skeet that got away... at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (BZMZX)

195 I'd pay real money to see Barry on a sporting clays course .
And ya'll thought that 37 in bowling was pathetic .
I bet tfg couldn't break 10 birds on a 100 rd. course .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (USjX1)

196 You'll be hearing from our lawyer!

Posted by: Skeeto-Americans at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (IDSI7)

197 "Twelve guage, thirteen guage. Whatever it takes".

I did shoot a buddy's 28 ga once. Recoil was somewhere between a 20 & 410. Closer to the 410, since he reloaded for trap and skeet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (GFM2b)

198
"Mr. President,speaking of Skeet, which houseis yourbest?"

Posted by: sherlock at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (qIFL7)

199 Jane D'Oh so the saddled horse is Reggie or Michelle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (PzMYS)

200 I think that's wee-we'ed up.

Posted by: tcn at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (ZOUmX)

201 He'll do that right after he takes up synchronized swimming.

Naaa.

He's actually ghey enough to take up synchronized swimming.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (8y9MW)

202 When is the photo op of him and SOS Nominee Lurch out for a little windsurfing gonna show up?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (BAS5M)

203 Shhh . . . be vewy quiet. I'm huntin' skeet! huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

****

Begging for the Jib Jab treatment.

OR wait until it gets the vid reinactment?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (piMMO)

204 Prissiest, pansiest, most worthless pres. in history.

I'm truly surprised Iran hasn't launched an all-out attack on the U. S.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:17 PM (UOM48)

205 There's a picture of Zero with a water pistol on Drudge. What kind of ammunition does he use? Bubbles?

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2013 02:17 PM (yAPdC)

206 That fucker looks ridiculous with a gun and he probably knows it.

"Mr. President, you only have to pump these guns once per load. What are you doing?"

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:17 PM (FcR7P)

207
Playing Duck Dick Hunt in 1988 doesn't count.

FTFY

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at January 28, 2013 02:17 PM (5iuEW)

208 Obviously he is such a godlike physical specimen, that to release them would only be an embarrassment to his wimpy predecessors, thus he keeps them hidden to protect their dignity. How thoughtful of him.
Most transparent preezy evah!
Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2013 02:11 PM (8wqqE)

____________________

Oh, come on. What could possibly be in Bathhouse Barry's medical records that might embarrass him?

Dear Leader is undoubtedly as pure as driven snow (the kind you snort up your nose, when you can afford it).

Posted by: Observer at January 28, 2013 02:17 PM (/sohm)

209 I'm out, later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 02:18 PM (l86i3)

210
Once again, we should forget about the JEF skeet shooting and find out who the reporter was from the New Republic who interviewed him.

From there, all attention should be on that reporter. Articles about his/her background. How long they've been reporting. How it is that anyone even remotely familiar with Barack Obama would stupid enough to believe he was a skeet shooter.

What other naive articles has this reporter published. How did this get through layers and layers of editors without fact checking?

Pound on the reporting and not the JEF. You're wasting your time writing about him.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 02:18 PM (ZDsRL)

211 199
Jane D'Oh so the saddled horse is Reggie or Michelle?




Definitely not Mooch. Perhaps the MFM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:18 PM (UOM48)

212
I bet tfg couldn't break 10 birds on a 100 rd. course .



Launch all 100 at once.

Posted by: Cicero Kid with a Punt Gun at January 28, 2013 02:18 PM (m0v2L)

213 I'd pay real money to see Barry on a sporting clays course .

And ya'll thought that 37 in bowling was pathetic .

I bet tfg couldn't break 10 birds on a 100 rd. course .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (USjX1)

In fairness, sporting clays is by far the hardest form of clay shooting I've ever done, bar none.In order of ease I'd say it's "Trap, Skeet, Sporting."
And honestly I think TFG couldn't get 10 on a 100 rounds of trap. (Even I can do that, and I'm the suxxors at it. Not enough practice and/or training. Mostly I'm there to pull trigger, hear boom.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 02:18 PM (b4xCO)

214 Cya OSP. Plan to get you an email to you tonight. Amy and Sarah have kinda claimed my attention, having fun with the stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:19 PM (PzMYS)

215 OT, saw the first anti-Hagel ad today,

No mention of the Joos, but a chart tying him to Iran and big money donors of the type who do business with the Pentagon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:19 PM (piMMO)

216 What guage shotgun do you shoot skeet with, Mister President?

HO. Sometimes N when I want a challenge.

ISWYDT.
G gauge on lazy days.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:19 PM (GFM2b)

217 "Great shot, Sir"

Posted by: Secret Service, reloading at January 28, 2013 02:19 PM (3ZtZW)

218 TFG is starting to remind me of Kim Jong un without the padding.

Posted by: Derak at January 28, 2013 02:20 PM (lkjWK)

219 I've hunted with guys who could break 98/100 birds on the skeet range. They are badass. You don't want them shooting at you.

Posted by: maddogg at January 28, 2013 02:20 PM (OlN4e)

220 Me love you mucho time.

Posted by: Underage Dominican Prostitute at January 28, 2013 02:20 PM (vbh31)

221 This post needs the "skeet surfing" video from Top Secret. I'm at work, so can't poke around youtube to find it.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 28, 2013 02:20 PM (xGZ+b)

222 Jaws:

You are hilarious. Can we just secede from idiots!!?? hahahaha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 28, 2013 02:20 PM (tVTLU)

223 two things.

First, this is probably how obama reacted the first time he came close to a gun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyYGLTtdCh8

secondly, maybe barack was responsible for Hillary dodging sniper fire in tuzla after all.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 02:21 PM (+OTLF)

224 And honestly I think TFG couldn't get 10 on a 100 rounds of trap.

You could probably hold the pigeon up in the air with your hand for him and be pretty safe.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:22 PM (FcR7P)

225 14 He throws baseballs, rides bikes and shoots clays just like every other red-blooded American.

---------

It's a shame he doesn't also do underwater archealogy like that Mr. Putin fellow.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 28, 2013 02:22 PM (xGZ+b)

226
I've hunted with guys who could break 98/100 birds on the skeet range. They are badass. You don't want them shooting at you.


Stand still. They'll miss you every time.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:22 PM (1Y+hH)

227 I did shoot a buddy's 28 ga once. Recoil was
somewhere between a 20 410. Closer to the 410, since he reloaded
for trap and skeet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:16 PM (GFM2b)

How hard was it to find ammo for that thing? The range I shoot on only allows 7-9 shot, and we sometimes had trouble finding 20ga in that size range (well...20ga in general.)Granted Ammo suppliers here kinda blow (you're choices are Dicks or Bass Pro usually. Sometimes Walmart, but for some reason their stock was always low/out.)
I can't imagine ammo for a 28ga is any easier to find.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 02:22 PM (b4xCO)

228 Wait a minute . . . you mean skeet shooting is NOT the same thing as beer pong? I thought it was one of those maize vs corn things. Crazy white folk.

Posted by: Preezy "Deadeye" Obama at January 28, 2013 02:22 PM (BAS5M)

229 He can't handle an umbrella. Who would think he could handle a gun?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2013 02:23 PM (vU7KM)

230 Hey, can I get me a snipe huntin' license here?

Posted by: Barry Kerry at January 28, 2013 02:23 PM (Ag5D2)

231 Sporting clays are tough , that's a fact . We have a 50 bird course at my club . It took almost three yrs for someone to shoot a clean round and this in a club that has a bunch of guys that break 25 at skeet and trap consistently . A lot of state champs in both disciplines .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 02:23 PM (USjX1)

232
"What guage shotgun do you shoot skeet with, Mister President?"

See, this is the type of question we need to avoid. The left wing media would be smart enough to use the position that everyonealready knew the President was lying, if it the situation was reversed.

The real questions should always assume what we normally would be trying to prove.

Here's the correct headline:

"New Republic Report Believes Obama Lie About Skeet Shooting".

Two birds, one stone.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 02:23 PM (ZDsRL)

233 Calm down you fucking wingnuts!

The White House just released a video of Obama and Bo skeet shooting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-daxzVxrQI

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (Zd/NW)

234 229
He can't handle an umbrella. Who would think he could handle a gun?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2013 02:23 PM (vU7KM



Close the thread. We have a winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (UOM48)

235 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT....


The first time this fucking guy has fired a gun is when he's POTUS, but the fucker has endless "opinions" about them for all those years prior when he was trying to ban handguns.

We truly are a nation being led by idiots, and reporters who lick their boots.

Awesome.


Frankly, the Breitbart guy going after Mikey Bloomberg asking him if he was going to disarm his guards should be ITS OWN POST.

That was JOURNALISM.

Imho.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (tVTLU)

236 "Great shot, Sir"

Posted by: Secret Service, throwing clays against the wall at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (FcR7P)

237 221
This post needs the "skeet surfing" video from Top Secret. I'm at work, so can't poke around youtube to find it.



Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 28, 2013 02:20 PM (xGZ+b)


Too funny!


'Obama's early days in Hawaii'
http://tinyurl.com/b58a4ne

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (X6akg)

238 229 He can't handle an umbrella. Who would think he could handle a gun?


Yo! Don't judge me for one outlying incident. Q hooked me up, I got it now!

Posted by: Bond, Barack Bond at January 28, 2013 02:25 PM (Ag5D2)

239 59 Could somebody point out where in the Second Amendment it states the "Right to Shoot Skeet"?

---------

The 18th century slang for "skeet shooting" was "shall not be infringed".

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 28, 2013 02:25 PM (NmR1a)

240 Abe Lincoln target shot on the White House lawn. I'll be impressed with da Zero when he does the same.

Posted by: maddogg at January 28, 2013 02:26 PM (OlN4e)

241 I thought he didn't go to Camp David because there wasn't a golf course there......

Posted by: © Sponge at January 28, 2013 02:26 PM (xmcEQ)

242 skeet surfin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXOHCNgYrc

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 28, 2013 02:26 PM (LWOYq)

243 Prissiest, pansiest, most worthless pres. in history.I'm truly surprised Iran hasn't launched an all-out attack on the U. S.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:17 PM (UOM4


--------------------------------------------------


It will be just as the Russians did after Carter, they'll be kicking themselves for not taking their advantage.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 02:26 PM (bHZf4)

244 Obama is so badass he shoots a punt gun from the hip.

Posted by: RWC at January 28, 2013 02:27 PM (fWAjv)

245 218 TFG is starting to remind me of Kim Jong un without the padding.



Big difference, Barry actually plays the rounds of golf. He earned that 18 golf score!

Posted by: runningrn at January 28, 2013 02:27 PM (Ag5D2)

246 125 --- "I was thinking about it and I would rather go shooting wearing a duck costume and with Dick Cheney with an itchy trigger finger than even get within a mile of Odictator and a shotgun."
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2013 02:05 PM (p/cQy)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2013 02:28 PM (C8mVl)

247 He can't handle an umbrella. Who would think he could handle a gun?



Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 28, 2013 02:23 PM (vU7KM


Close the thread. We have a winner.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (UOM4

It was one of those Penguin Umbrellas with a gun in it! *Gasp*

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 02:28 PM (b4xCO)

248 Did someone say skeet?

Posted by: Dark Hartz at January 28, 2013 02:28 PM (YXpp9)

249 I dont get the picture of Obama , isn't skeet hunting done with The AR-15?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 28, 2013 02:28 PM (AWmfW)

250 I thought he didn't go to Camp David because there wasn't a golf course there...

He probably is just remembering something from their brochure.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:28 PM (FcR7P)

251 I don't like this thread.

Posted by: Skeet Ulrich at January 28, 2013 02:29 PM (jVAw4)

252 Nice update. Is it not traditional to use both eyes with BI-noculars? At least he had the lens caps off.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:29 PM (FcR7P)

253 Skeet shooting is a euphemism for manning glory holes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2013 02:29 PM (1Jaio)

254 How hard was it to find ammo for that thing?

This was probably 15 years back. He shot competetively. I'm positive he mail ordered the hulls and wads.
I'm sure trying to buy commercially would be a bitch. I've only seen boxes of 28 ga occasionally.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:29 PM (GFM2b)

255 So not only does he have a son who doesn't really exist he also has invisible guns too?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 28, 2013 02:29 PM (NzBQO)

256 > "Mr. President, you only have to pump these guns once per load. What are you doing?"

These guns need to see a doctor. Reggie needs twenty to thirty pumps before stuff comes out.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 28, 2013 02:29 PM (ZWvOb)

257 59 Could somebody point out where in the Second Amendment it states the "Right to Shoot Skeet"? --------- The 18th century slang for "skeet shooting" was "shall not be infringed".
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 28, 2013 02:25 PM (NmR1a)


------------------------------------------------


Preezy Skeeter is waiting for the mullahs in Iran to include an explanation of the 2d Amendment in a haditha.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 02:30 PM (bHZf4)

258 It will be more delicious irony when cases brought against unconstitutional gun laws, such as what happened in NY, get to SCOTUS and they are struck down

It is no small matter the weapons they are trying to ban are the most popular sporting rifles being sold today. In trying to register and catalog owners of these weapons and ammunition, they have grotesquely overreached.

Posted by: Marcus at January 28, 2013 02:30 PM (GGCsk)

259 The White House chefs can whip up a fantastic Clay Pigeon with Wild Rice and Sage stuffing.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2013 02:31 PM (VndSC)

260 204 Prissiest, pansiest, most worthless pres. in history.I'm truly surprised Iran hasn't launched an all-out attack on the U. S.

They're waiting...until he takes our guns.

Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2013 02:31 PM (BZMZX)

261 Good luck trying to cleave the Elmer Fudds away from the other gun owners here in the south Mr. President .
Every hunter at my gun club is a second amendment absolutist .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 02:32 PM (USjX1)

262
That pic. Odd. Why do I see what looks like a Korean on the left side behind O?

The shotgun looks strange where itgoes behindwhatever is in front of him.There alsois a strange white line along the underside of the weapon.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:32 PM (1Y+hH)

263
Tomorrow he'll say he competes in Cowboy Action Shooting in disguise. His CAS handle is "Greasy Saddlehorn".

Posted by: Jaws at January 28, 2013 02:32 PM (4I3Uo)

264 'Obama's early days in Hawaii'http://tinyurl.com/b58a4ne


Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:24 PM (X6akg)


Too funny.

Posted by: Preezy at January 28, 2013 02:33 PM (BAS5M)

265 Why would anybody, especially our president want to shoot Gay Pigeons?
That's horrible!

What a pigeon wants to do in the privacy of it's own bedroom is none of our business, and certainly no reason to want to shoot them! And then our president goes out there and advocates murdering homosexual birds? Why the very though of some poor, swishy poof pigeon being targeted for...

What?

Oh.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 28, 2013 02:33 PM (Qxdfp)

266 Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:32 PM (1Y+hH)

The shotgun also extends outside the frame of the photograph

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 02:33 PM (b4xCO)

267 This dishonest media reductionism against our positions is exactly why I said last week that the GOP should, as a matter of policy, just not talk about anything having to do with sex, including abortion, rape, contraception, homosexuality, etc.

Some of our folks are just too stupid or clueless to handle the situation elegantly (e.g., all life is precious, state's rights, etc.), and so courtesy of media reductionism the public comes to associate the GOP with the statements of only our most extreme members.

The GOP position on rape? See Todd Akin's comments. Homosexuality? Mr. & Mrs. Bachmann will do nicely, thank you. And so on.

The comments about abortion by even otherwise intelligent people on this site show why we shouldn't be talking it as a policy position.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 28, 2013 02:33 PM (8/DeP)

268 Every year, the national champion teams in every NCAA sport are invited to the White House. And rifle, as you know, is an NCAA sport.

TCU is one of several schools that, under the pressure of Title IX, made rifle a women-only sport. And TCU won the national championship.

Making small talk with the very attractive young women from TCU (I know some of them), Obama tried to talk up his shooting experience. He didn't know rifle was NCAA. He did not remember that there is a range in the basement of his private high school in Hawai'i (there is), but he was able to tell them that he practices with the M-16 (he did not say AR-15) every week at Quantico, with the Secret Service. The smallbore shooters were, largely, unimpressed. I'm not sure, but I suspect they detected bullshit. Texans are often good at that.

So far, his pistol career is undocumented. Watch this space.

Posted by: comatus at January 28, 2013 02:33 PM (qaVK+)

269 Pics just won't fly on this one. I want video. Competency, mental involvement and body language can't be faked. Newbs stick out like a sore thumb.

Better yet, I'll be willing to violate my very strict rule about my children being used by a political opportunist. Meet my family at any US military base with an onsite skeet field and I'll let him pick which one of my kids he wants to shoot against including both my daughters.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at January 28, 2013 02:33 PM (L4CWX)

270 "He couldn't kick his wifes ass."

Neither could Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Oswald at January 28, 2013 02:34 PM (5pi9n)

271 That pic. Odd. Why do I see what looks like a Korean on the left side behind O?

The
shotgun looks strange where itgoes behindwhatever is in front of
him.There alsois a strange white line along the underside of the weapon.



Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:32 PM (1Y+hH)


The pic was 'adjusted' for this post.....

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:34 PM (X6akg)

272 Gosh.. he's just like me. He's really, really just like me!!!!11!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 28, 2013 02:35 PM (f9c2L)

273
but they (the MSM) don't know they're doing it, they're actually good people, just misguided.

/sarc -off

Posted by: Shoey at January 28, 2013 02:35 PM (Y7jCH)

274 That pic. Odd. Why do I see what looks like a Korean on the left side behind O?

That was him up at the Korean border. A lefty wouldn't be holding a monochromatic gun like that, either. "Mr. President, what kind of holster do you use during skeet?"

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2013 02:35 PM (FcR7P)

275 I'm telling you, look at the shotgun. How is he holding it with just his left hand? He has to be holding it behind the trigger guard. Wouldn't that be a bit difficult to balance? The gun looks to be hanging in space.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:36 PM (1Y+hH)

276 Welfare benefits will be slashed by ¥74 billion over a three-year period starting from fiscal 2013, after a government panel found that some people are making more on the dole than the average low-income person who is not spends on living costs, it was learned Sunday.

The decision to lower standard benefit payments by 6.5 percent was made by welfare minister Norihisa Tamura and Finance Minister Taro Aso. The reduction will hit in August.

Posted by: Notorious B.I.G. at January 28, 2013 02:36 PM (e8kgV)

277 Guys, he can't release the pictures, because they're classified. He wasn't skeet shooting, he was hunting down terrorists. By himself. Like Rambo.

Posted by: Evil Otto at January 28, 2013 02:36 PM (+EVcO)

278 Oh boy, the bipartisan Senators are coming in now. Schmuck has already said bipartisan 6 or 7 times.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2013 02:36 PM (bAGA/)

279 They are announcing the Amnesty bill not on Fox.

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 02:36 PM (OQpzc)

280 Competency ... and body language can't be faked.

Exhibit A: His golf swing.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 28, 2013 02:37 PM (8/DeP)

281 What you don't see in that photo of the Benelli Bomber is the kill notches on the stock.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2013 02:37 PM (WM+rJ)

282 Narcissist liars often use the pronoun "we" when describing something they've supposedly done, when in actuality whatever was done was done just in their presence. Because it's sort of true. And TFG knows by now that no one will call him on such claims.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 28, 2013 02:37 PM (zpqa2)

283 I am late here but, did Dick Cheney ask Obama to go skeet HUNTING with him yet ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 28, 2013 02:37 PM (nTgAI)

284 I'd like to be at Camp David when Sir Hillary and the Secret Service guys play Tuzla.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 28, 2013 02:38 PM (QKKT0)

285 I honestly believe that the only shooting TFG ever did was "up"

Posted by: wiserbud at January 28, 2013 02:38 PM (gCa4h)

286 275 The gun looks to be hanging in space.

---------------

Probably because it's obviously been photoshopped in.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 28, 2013 02:38 PM (FzhYM)

287 Carried live on Univision, too for some reason. Broke into the soap opera o do it, they must be serious.

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 02:39 PM (OQpzc)

288 immigration bill post! immigration bill post! immigration bill post!

Posted by: Shoey at January 28, 2013 02:39 PM (Y7jCH)

289
OK. Ace faked the photo. I just found it with no gun. It's Obama at the Korean DMZ, like I thought.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:39 PM (1Y+hH)

290 Barry should start with fly-swatting and work his way up to the heavy iron.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 28, 2013 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

291 Tomorrow he'll say he competes in Cowboy Action Shooting in disguise. His CAS handle is "Greasy Saddlehorn" Brokeback Mountain.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:40 PM (GFM2b)

292 A “privacy visor” that uses infrared light to interfere with facial recognition technology has been developed to thwart the steady rise in computer-based surveillance in Japan.

The goggles are useful for anyone who wants to avoid being recognized by hidden surveillance cameras, the inventors say.

“Measures for preventing the invasion of privacy caused by photographs taken in secret . . . are now required,” said Isao Echizen of Tokyo’s National Institute of Informatics.

The goggles, which are made of clear plastic, are lined with lights that emit near-infrared rays. Echizen says this is enough to throw software off the scent, rendering a face invisible to a computer. However, the large plastic structures, complete with glowing lights and a sizeable power pack, may make the wearer somewhat conspicuous to the naked eye.

Posted by: Harold Finch at January 28, 2013 02:40 PM (e8kgV)

293 Schumer is explaining how the check is in the mail on border security. blah, blah, blah. BTDT.

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 02:40 PM (OQpzc)

294 OK. Ace faked the photo. I just found it with no gun. It's Obama at the Korean DMZ, like I thought.



Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:39 PM (1Y+hH)


You could have saved yourself some trouble if you'd just read the responses to your first post.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:40 PM (X6akg)

295 We shot a man in Skokie. Just to watch him die.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at January 28, 2013 02:41 PM (QKKT0)

296 Oh, look. It's Chuck U Schuma'.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 02:41 PM (bHZf4)

297 Thanks Tami, duhh.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 28, 2013 02:41 PM (1Y+hH)

298 The pic was 'adjusted' for this post.....

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:34 PM (X6akg)

We at AOSHQ are an endearing combination of dumber than a bag of rocks, and amazingly perceptive and clever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (GsoHv)

299 Barry should start with fly-swatting and work his way up to the heavy iron.

I would love to swat flies with a 12 gauge. What do you think, buck or bird shot?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (8y9MW)

300 278 Huerfano,

and everyone knows how likely it is Chuckle Schumer caved on anything....

two words for him

"fuck off asshole"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (LRFds)

301
282 Narcissist liars often use the pronoun "we" when describing something they've supposedly done, when in actuality whatever was done was done just in their presence. Because it's sort of true. And TFG knows by now that no one will call him on such claims.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 28, 2013 02:37 PM (zpqa2)


Probably very true. You notice that he uses "We" for the shooting, but "I" for his claim of respect. He actually does not say "I go shooting all the time." Being the narcissist, if he actually did shoot he would have said "I"

Posted by: buzzion at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (GULKT)

302 McCain on now explaining how nice Schumer's dick tastes. Gave a shout out to the honorable Sen. Menendez too. Nice touch.

Posted by: Invictus at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)

303 Photographers are forbidden to be on the skeet range.

http://tinyurl.com/b4a2aw6

Posted by: RWC at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (fWAjv)

304

Hello, President Obama, I fucked 'um again on immigration reform.


Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (ndqJC)

305 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (8y9MW)

I thought you Texans hunted all the time?

You use #9 for flies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 02:43 PM (GsoHv)

306 From The Hill:

Asked about how often Obama goes skeet shooting, Carney said he was unsure.

"I'm not sure how often he's done that," Carney said. "I'd refer you to the president's comments [in the interview]."

(I'm sure after the presser, Carney scratched his head and thought, "He skeet shoots?????"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:43 PM (UOM48)

307 >>>Barry should start with fly-swatting and work his way up to the heavy iron.

Member this?

youtube.com/watch?v=-oYl-Lm9a6U

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2013 02:43 PM (WM+rJ)

308
BREAKING!!
BREAKING!!
BREAKING!!

WHITE HOUSE RELEASES BARRY WITH GUN PICS


http://tinyurl.com/a56jjc4


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 02:43 PM (+OTLF)

309 It reminds me of those pictures of John Kerry during the 2004 election when he tried to convince people that he wasn't a metrosexual gigolo. He would get off the airplane with a football in hand, pose as if he were going to uncork a long bomb, and get an expression on his face that looked like he was passing a gallstone the size of an apple. The photographer would take the picture and Kerry would move on. I think that this was supposed to convince us that he was a regular guy and just loved to toss the pigskin around like other regular guys.

So, expect a couple of photo ops of Bambi heading to the range, shotgun in hand. No actual shooting will take place, just regular guy Barack on his way to slay some clays.

Posted by: joncelli at January 28, 2013 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

310 I thought you Texans hunted all the time?

Not all of us. I mean, if we did, there wouldn't be anything for the rest of you to shoot.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:44 PM (8y9MW)

311 So another question to ask President Skeeter after Jake Tapper's question on gauge is - "So Mr. President did you shoot the skeeter just to watch it die?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:44 PM (PzMYS)

312 Obama's passion for skeet shooting is about as real as the Gang of 8's passion for the rule of law.

Posted by: B. at January 28, 2013 02:44 PM (GhtWw)

313 We at AOSHQ are an endearing combination of dumber than a bag of rocks, and amazingly perceptive and clever.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (GsoHv)


Yes, yes.....endearing.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:44 PM (X6akg)

314 308-
Nice

Posted by: gigg at January 28, 2013 02:45 PM (41VCE)

315 Someone, incidentally, should have him explain why he prefers the pump over the over-under for skeet...

Posted by: B. at January 28, 2013 02:45 PM (GhtWw)

316 303
Photographers are forbidden to be on the skeet range.



http://tinyurl.com/b4a2aw6

Posted by: RWC at January 28, 2013 02:42 PM (fWAjv)

Except for when JFK and Poppy Bush were there. Then, A-OK.

Posted by: joncelli at January 28, 2013 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

317 It reminds me of those pictures of John Kerry during the 2004 election
when he tried to convince people that he wasn't a metrosexual gigolo. He
would get off the airplane with a football in hand, pose as if he were
going to uncork a long bomb, and get an expression on his face that
looked like he was passing a gallstone the size of an apple.



Wanna look manly? Ride a tank.

Posted by: Mike "Abrams" Dukakis at January 28, 2013 02:46 PM (QKKT0)

318 Welfare benefits will be slashed by ¥74 billion over a three-year period starting from fiscal 2013, after a government panel found that some people are making more on the dole than the average low-income person who is not spends on living costs, it was learned Sunday.

The decision to lower standard benefit payments by 6.5 percent was made by welfare minister Norihisa Tamura and Finance Minister Taro Aso. The reduction will hit in August.

****

FNC interviewed a Tennessee legislator this morning. It seems like his name was 'Campfield' or something similar. He has put forth a bill to further reduce welfare payments (cash only) to TN recipients who are parents to failing students.

If I understood correctly, they already reduce payments by 20% and he's pushing for another 10%.

The cuts will not affect their food stamps, medicaid, or housing, just the cash.

It seems to me that if you are already cutting 20% of what is the least of the payouts they receive, and it has had no impact, another 10% isn't going to help.

I mean, it feels good, emotionally, but it isn't going to help.

As a child of welfare I can assure him that, if they aren't missing it, then they are making it up somewhere else: Either in drugs or working under-the-table.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:46 PM (piMMO)

319 >>>OK. Ace faked the photo.

Just like he did with the Grassy Knoll! That BASTID

Posted by: Tim Foyle at January 28, 2013 02:46 PM (3ZtZW)

320
I thought you Texans hunted all the time?

Not all of us. I mean, if we did, there wouldn't be anything for the rest of you to shoot.



Ha. Ha.

Posted by: Feral Hog, digging up your water line at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (1Y+hH)

321 TFG sure has skinny little wrists. They're expressive, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (UOM48)

322 I would love to swat flies with a 12 gauge. What do you think, buck or bird shot?

#12 shot, aka "Dust".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (GFM2b)

323 So, expect a couple of photo ops of Bambi heading to the range, shotgun
in hand. No actual shooting will take place, just regular guy Barack on
his way to slay some clays.


Why bother? Barry has no reason to give a fuck and neither does the FSA or the Palace Guard Media.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (QKKT0)

324 Wanna look manly? Ride a tank.

***

Don't forget the sperm suit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (piMMO)

325 321
TFG sure has skinny little wrists. They're expressive, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (UOM4


And limp.

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:48 PM (X6akg)

326 You mean Jon Cary in the baby blue bunny suit?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:48 PM (PzMYS)

327 Fucking muling quim McCain.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 02:48 PM (xwGe4)

328 Where kin I git me a skeet-huntin' license?

Posted by: Barky O'Tribune, Man of the People at January 28, 2013 02:48 PM (QKKT0)

329 13That piece of shit would be terrified to pull the trigger on a shotgun. He's the biggest pussy metro fucking sexual ever. Look in the dictionary under pussy metrosexual and it has Obamas fucking picture. He couldn't kick his wifes ass.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.

Just like my piece of shit brother-in-law from Brooklyn. The dude wears Jesus slippers in the friggin winter. WTF

Posted by: Jaimo at January 28, 2013 02:49 PM (9U1OG)

330 Tami, yep.

(Did you check out the Barry and Mooch erotic thread from a few days ago? Heh.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:49 PM (UOM48)

331 The Bundesbank, the central bank of Germany is to store half of its gold reserves in its own vaults in Frankfurt.

It is planning a phased relocation of 300 tonnes of gold to Frankfurt from New York and 374 tonnes to Frankfurt from Paris by 2020.

In doing so, the Bundesbank will have 50% of its gold reserves in Frankfurt, 37% in New York and 13% in London.

The Bundesbank said that it is focusing on the two primary functions in relocating its gold reserve, to build trust and confidence domestically, and the ability to exchange gold for foreign currencies at gold trading centers abroad within a short space of time.

Germany is the second largest gold holding country with 3,391.3 tonnes, behind the US with 8,133.5 tonnes.

Germany’s central bank will repatriate part of its $200 billion gold reserves stored in vaults in the Federal Reserve in New York and the Banque de France in Paris.

Before German reunification in 1990, 98% of Germany’s gold was stored abroad. The Bundesbank then started to bring its gold home and in 2000 transferred 931 tonnes from the Bank of England to Germany. It will continue to hold about 13% of its gold reserves in London, even after 2020.

Posted by: Baron Münchhausen at January 28, 2013 02:49 PM (e8kgV)

332
President John McCain knocked the ball out of the park, again.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at January 28, 2013 02:49 PM (ndqJC)

333
This is the same chimptastic loser who has stated that he thought long and hard about joining the military after high school.


The Red Army determined Obama was a security risk and rejected him.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (GlnE7)

334 (Did you check out the Barry and Mooch erotic thread from a few days ago? Heh.)


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 02:49 PM (UOM4

Yes....EOJ has a....gift. That's it....a gift.
Hysterical!

Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (X6akg)

335 Today seems to be the day that everyone is questioning the Bamster's manliness. What's up with that? Even Beck was having a great time with it today. Is that the new line we are taking, making fun of the squish? Not that there's anything wrong with that though.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (9U1OG)

336
The only reason there is not a 'big problem' with gun smuggling into the country right now...is because it's legal to buy them here.

This is why the issue of 'Gun Control' and 'Immigration Reform' are related.

First, they ban certain guns...
Then, they claim..."Oh noes. We have a 'big problem' with illegal guns coming into the country."

So then, they would have to have everyone register their guns with the Federal Registry...to know which guns were owned 'legally'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (BZMZX)

337 318 NDH,

You worked your way out the ONLY way to beat the poverty cycle is to work your way out and to have work available you have to have a healthy dollar and low minimum wage...

fuck this ain't rocket science.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (LRFds)

338 #12 shot, aka "Dust".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (GFM2b)

In a 12 gauge?

I have #12 shot shells for my .45ACP, but have never seen them for a shotgun.

What would you use them for?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (GsoHv)

339 President John McCain knocked the ball out of the park, again.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at January 28, 2013 02:49 PM (ndqJC)



Meggy, you're late for your daily appointment.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (jVAw4)

340

Just like my piece of shit brother-in-law from Brooklyn. The dude wears Jesus slippers in the friggin winter. WTF


I just look for a scarf. Any guy wearing a scarf in the continental US is a wuss.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 28, 2013 02:50 PM (1Y+hH)

341 Is Meghan McCain buying the beer again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:51 PM (PzMYS)

342 Today seems to be the day that everyone is questioning the Bamster's manliness. What's up with that? Even Beck was having a great time with it today. Is that the new line we are taking, making fun of the squish? Not that there's anything wrong with that though.

***

This is nothing new.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:51 PM (piMMO)

343 Germany’s central bank will repatriate part of its $200 billion gold
reserves stored in vaults in the Federal Reserve in New York and the
Banque de France in Paris.


We'll see about that.

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at January 28, 2013 02:51 PM (YXmuI)

344 Today seems to be the day that everyone is questioning the Bamster's
manliness. What's up with that?



If you don't come to the meetings, you need at least to check the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy meme schedule regularly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2013 02:52 PM (QKKT0)

345 What would you use them for?

Kittehs.

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 02:52 PM (GQ8sn)

346
Not no fast Bucko, I was shagging Meggy all night.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 28, 2013 02:52 PM (ndqJC)

347 They are properly referred to as 'marfs'

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:52 PM (piMMO)

348 Finding my dick makes me happier than eating puppies or swimming in chocolate.

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 28, 2013 02:53 PM (KXm42)

349 Germany moving its gold home. Marque and Reprisal, letter of. A well equipped ship. And the Horde would have its island base.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:53 PM (PzMYS)

350 Is there any gun activity more PC than skeet shooting? Noconcealable handguns or assaulty type rifles. Rich people do it with super expensive double barrel birding guns that are the farthest thing from any kind of scary gun.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 28, 2013 02:53 PM (MNWe/)

351 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2013 02:52 PM (QKKT0)

It's run on the same software that runs the blog.

The last message I got was:

54-40 or Fight!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 02:54 PM (GsoHv)

352 Germany moving its gold home. Marque and Reprisal, letter of. A well equipped ship. And the Horde would have its island base.


The German Job.


You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 02:54 PM (GQ8sn)

353 I have #12 shot shells for my .45ACP, but have never seen them for a shotgun.

What would you use them for?

Handloads. Specialty. For those times when you really, really want to hit something up close.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 02:54 PM (GFM2b)

354 White man misunderstood. Injuin Barry said he hunts snipe, not skeet.


http://tinyurl.com/6dp3kdn

Posted by: Injun Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs. at January 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)

355 @ 282 -

You are spot on. Sociopathic narcissim is exactly the problem here. Another rather unusual symptom is an exaggerated appreciation for tools themselves rather than the function the serve. So, he claims to appreciate guns (and is in fact likely fascinated by them) and lies about his shooting prowess even though he's probably either never fired any or sucked at it if/when he tried.

From the DSM-IV, narcissim is defined by:

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

- Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

- Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

- Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

- Requires excessive admiration

- Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

- Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

- Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

- Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her

- Shows arrogant, haughty behavior or attitudes.

I mean, seriously, does he not have any of these symptoms? I think the dude is downright unstable.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 28, 2013 02:56 PM (8/DeP)

356
Posted by: Injun Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs. at January 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)


Disgustingly racist.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at January 28, 2013 02:56 PM (ndqJC)

357 Dem Rep. Frederica Wilson Calls Earthquake In Haiti That Killed More Than 300,000 People A “Blessing”…

Weasel Zippers

How do people like this get elected....oh wait she's a black democrat. Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2013 02:57 PM (9Bj8R)

358 Posted by: Blacksheep at January 28, 2013 02:56 PM (8/DeP)

yeah but whats it say about a culture and people who elected him not once but twice.....

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 28, 2013 02:57 PM (+OTLF)

359 Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 28, 2013 02:53 PM (MNWe/)

Gotcha.

How come I can't afford a FN SCAR 17S if I'm so rich?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 02:57 PM (GsoHv)

360 EC, wonder if we could rent a submarine? Ala Assault on a Queen? Just make sure the torpedo officer is not a Klingon.

"I said the rudder!"

"Lucky shot sir!"

*blam* Klingon goes flying across the room while the guy on hyrdophones hears the break-up noises of the ship.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 28, 2013 02:58 PM (PzMYS)

361 I think he was referring to spraying mosquitoes with Raid.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 28, 2013 02:58 PM (aZ6ew)

362
I mean, seriously, does he not have any of these symptoms? I think the dude is downright unstable.

***

There is also a standard which includes stinginess and giving gifts without thought, if at all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2013 02:58 PM (piMMO)

363 Posted by: Feral Hog, digging up your water line at January 28, 2013 02:47 PM (1Y+hH)

That's not "hunting" that's "free lance extermination."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 02:58 PM (8y9MW)

364 my Dad, who hunted and fished all his life, also liked to enter competitions. He liked to fish walleye and trap shoot. He had huge hands and wrists and fingers like sausages. There were always guns in the house, in a large cabinet. He chain smoke and made his own shotgun shells. We were middle class, not rich. He was a WWII vet who spent time in Saipan and had a ring a Japanese POW made from a spoon that was inscribed "Saipan me no forget" He would have hated the JEF. He was no squish. Just because the JEF lies about a gun sport, doesn't mean its now for the elite and counterfit

Posted by: Thunderb at January 28, 2013 02:59 PM (Dnbau)

365 Germany’s central bank will repatriate part of its $200 billion gold

reserves stored in vaults in the Federal Reserve in New York and the

Banque de France in Paris.

We'll see about that.


You're late. You know that long novel that didn't hold your interest?

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskold at January 28, 2013 03:01 PM (qaVK+)

366
Disgustingly racist.


Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at January 28, 2013 02:56 PM (ndqJC)
Cherokee dirt people to the Black Feet. Get back in your teepee squaw.

Posted by: Injun Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs. at January 28, 2013 03:02 PM (wR+pz)

367
"Germany is the second largest gold holding country with 3,391.3 tonnes..."

As many times as we've been called Nazis, we should know just how many Jewish tooth fillings it took to get to that number.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 03:04 PM (ZDsRL)

368
With the current AR mania I should probably unload my Bushmaster . Wonder how much I could get for it ?
It's avarmint model with 24" stainless barrel . I've come to the realization that I prefer 30 cal. and bolt actions anyway .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 28, 2013 03:04 PM (USjX1)

369
EC, wonder if we could rent a submarine? Ala Assault on a Queen? Just make sure the torpedo officer is not a Klingon.

"I said the rudder!"

"Lucky shot sir!"

*blam* Klingon goes flying across the room while the guy on hyrdophones hears the break-up noises of the ship.




Or a la Spaceballs.

"I said fire a warning shot across her nose, not up it!"

"Sorry sir!"

*notices cross-eyed gunner*

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 03:04 PM (GQ8sn)

370 He was a WWII vet who spent time in Saipan and had a ring a Japanese POW
made from a spoon that was inscribed "Saipan me no forget"


Holy crap...for a moment I thought you were going to say he had a ring made out of the Japanese POW's eye socket.

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 03:06 PM (GQ8sn)

371 As many times as we've been called Nazis, we should know just how many Jewish tooth fillings it took to get to that number.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 03:04 PM (ZDsRL)

That is a question that will never be answered, JUST like the question of how much gold and money the Swiss banks stole from Holocaust victims?They have admitted to some. My guess 10% of what they "misplaced".

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 03:06 PM (wR+pz)

372 I ain't tied nohows from shootin skeet all day. Ax me I fish off a bridge too for croppies and de sunfish.

Posted by: The authentic Negro dialect that noted pederast Henry Reid finds so endearing at January 28, 2013 03:08 PM (qxcKC)

373 "Jay, can the White House produce a single photograph of President Obama shooting skeet at Camp David?"



They can't. So they won't. And the MSM will let them get away with it.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 28, 2013 02:00 PM (qHCyt)


You know for a fact, that if Obama had ever been skeet shooting, or doing any kind of sport shooting for that matter, that photographers would have been along, and the resulting pictures would have long since been posted as proof of what a cool, regular guy he is (heh).

You know, they take pictures all the time of him stepping off the ramp of Air Force One, or of Marine One, and nobody ever doubts that he does in fact ride those aircraft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2013 03:09 PM (29+x5)

374 That is a question that will never be answered, JUST like the question of how much gold and money the Swiss banks stole from Holocaust victims?They have admitted to some. My guess 10% of what they "misplaced".

I was expressly promised no math with my Rhodium level membership.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2013 03:11 PM (GFM2b)

375 That is a question that will never be answered, JUST like the question of how much gold and money the Swiss banks stole from Holocaust victims?They have admitted to some. My guess 10% of what they "misplaced".
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 28, 2013 03:06 PM (wR+pz)
-----------------------------------------------------------
My Father in Law went back to Poland about 15 years ago to try and find what his parents buried in the yard. The Poles who lived there went along with his request but he found nothing. Most Poles have no love for Jews or survivors of the Shoah.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 28, 2013 03:17 PM (jucos)

376 He shoots skeet "all the time".

Like he doesn't wet the bed "any longer".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 28, 2013 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

377 Skeet shooting is code for cock sucking.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 28, 2013 03:55 PM (AKS75)

378 Expect some skeet pictures after his next trip to Camp David, pre dated of course.

Posted by: Max Entropy at January 28, 2013 04:09 PM (DT5ol)

379 373 You know, they take pictures all the time of him stepping off the ramp of Air Force One, or of Marine One, and nobody ever doubts that he does in fact ride those aircraft.

--------

Which just proves that our cunning plan is working.

Posted by: Disney's animatronics fungineers at January 28, 2013 04:31 PM (xGZ+b)

380 Of course, when I go skeet shooing I always make sure that the skit I'm aiming at is fully grown and not a mother skit. Because I have profound respect for a female skit. Nothing is cuter than watching a bunch of skeet waddling across the back yard too!

Posted by: Dear Leader Barry at January 28, 2013 04:40 PM (ZWaLo)

381 Why not? It's not like he's that shy about pretty much any other aspect of him and his family and his court living it up.

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 28, 2013 05:06 PM (2Zrwv)

382 Ask him what's his favorite skeet recipe.

Posted by: MarkD at January 28, 2013 05:35 PM (+xUiW)

383 Betcha he skeet shoots like he bowls. Note: he's bowling better, after practicing at the White House bowling alley. But the point is: bowling and sport shooting are outside of his culture and foreign to his background. If he does any of it, he does so as a noob.

Posted by: Cowboy at January 28, 2013 05:35 PM (vNrFq)

384 "Up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time," he said....

He didn't say "I" but used the royal "we."

Let me break out my Clintonesque Decoder.
Here I have it: "By 'we" I mean that some unspecified members of my entourage have, presumably, partaken of the Skeet up at Camp David, whichI have also visited (once or twice)."

To call this piece of crap crap is to insult crap!

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 28, 2013 05:45 PM (8GA+4)

385 "We do skeet shooting..." means we offer skeet shooting.
Obama knows he won't be answering any follow up questions about his personal participation.

Posted by: whenuboilitdown at January 28, 2013 06:17 PM (H44Q3)

386 And yet this bastard has the gall to fire a General like Marine James Mattis. Want to guess why he fired Mattis? Mattis told him the truth about women in combat. And Mattis also told his muslim buddies, a bunch of Irocki chiefs 'I come in peace, I didn't bring my artillery, but I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes, if you f ck with me I'll kill you all'. That's the main reason he was fired. He harmed muslims.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 28, 2013 06:36 PM (kxlCQ)

387 He keeps his daughters away from guns but will send yours to battle.

Posted by: Qzsusy at January 28, 2013 08:10 PM (vEJuY)

388 Maybe VP Dick Cheney should invite him to one of his quail hunts. That wouldmake foran interesting video.

Posted by: bverwey at January 28, 2013 08:44 PM (cgbeC)

389 Zero Skeeter 30 - Unconfirmed reports that pics of the prez in the sitch room on the night OBL was perfected are 'Shopped. Reports now suggest Skeeter provided the double tap that night without night vision, helmet or vest. carney to officially confirm soon. Don't ever mess with community organizers.

Posted by: Woody Herman at January 28, 2013 09:00 PM (RZvso)






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