Midday Open Thread

I can't even think of anything to put here.

Read this impressive but by necessity incomplete account
of how screwed up our federal government is.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:44 PM



Comments

1 Could have at least put up a pic of Christina Hendricks or something.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at January 28, 2013 12:45 PM (Y/HG5)

2 Could have at least put up a pic of Helen Thomas or something.

Posted by: Travis at January 28, 2013 12:45 PM (/gUgY)

3 How about singing the praises of Pixy for solid performance in Maintenance and remaining calm during a perorid of duress...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 12:46 PM (trA4n)

4 Travis needs Help...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 12:46 PM (trA4n)

5
So... A muslim, an illegal alien, and a communist walk into a bar..........


The bartender says... "What'll you have Mr President?"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2013 12:47 PM (tA04y)

6 I like idea #1 better than #2.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 28, 2013 12:48 PM (WtuEb)

7 http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/ewoks-2ju2.jpg

Posted by: Vic at January 28, 2013 12:48 PM (53z96)

8 That Ewok has a very surprised look on his face....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 12:49 PM (trA4n)

9 Say.. when are they gonna pass that new immigration bill already?

Spring will soon be here and my grass is not gonna mow itself!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 28, 2013 12:49 PM (f9c2L)

10 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 12:50 PM (8y9MW)

11 Man, if I had a blog, I'd put up noon-time content.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 12:50 PM (8y9MW)

12 Could have at least put up a pic of Helen Thomas or something.

That suggestion is barrel-worthy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 12:51 PM (8y9MW)

13 I guess I missed out on the comment outage. Maybe we should name these outages like the weather channel names winter storms.

We could name this past one "Hairball".

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2013 12:51 PM (bHZf4)

14 Ok, how about this:

"Numerous Republican governors, including Rick Scott, have rejected expanding Medicaid as part of the Affordable Care Act. But a quirk in the law could force governors into a tough spot of denying health coverage to U.S. citizens, but giving it to legal immigrants."

Yes, we all knew it was coming but the AP and CBS admitting it is new.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2013 12:51 PM (xz0nG)

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 12:52 PM (9XBK2)

16 Ask the SCOAMF why he isn’t trying to get this “weapon” banned:

http://is.gd/VZCGhY

It kills over a million people a year in this country alone…..

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 28, 2013 12:52 PM (ADnWI)

17 Dear Lord. Check out the picture of our commander-in-chief on Drudge.

*weeps* *grinds teeth*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 12:52 PM (UOM48)

18 Oops.Should I get in the barrel?

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 12:52 PM (9XBK2)

19 Yahoo News: january 28th 2013
Breaking news
Deal Reached on Bipartisan Immigration Reform

Reports indicate that Republicans and Democrats have finally reached a deal
on immigration reform. This bipartisan deal reached between such notables as
McCain and Schumer is a remarkable step forward. The impasse over
immigration was broken when Marco Rubio offered the bipartisan compromise of
allowing all illegal immigrants immideate voter registration. This
compromise was brought about when Democrats offered Republicans a
"sweetener", letting them all kill themselves via Hari Kuri. "this is a huge
deal!" Sen McCain is quoted as saying. "We were arguing over what method of
suicide we would be allowed, pill, hanging, shotgun, and the divides were
huge. But when the Democrats mentioned they would allow republicans to
commit Japanes Hari Kuri, all argument stopped." this bill entitled "The
Democrat Permanent Supermajority and New Voter Act of 2013" will be
submitted to the Senate this february.

Mitch McConnell said this bill would
be submitted anytime now, in exchange for being able to work a 5 hour work day,
and assures conservatives that this allowance will make the Democrats pay a
huge price down the road. "we are legalizing 15 million illegal immigrants during a time of record unemployment,
who will they blame when they realize House Republcans and Democrats are
only working 5 hour work days? Also, I need sleep, can't you see I need to
spend more time with my family?".

President Obama hailed this deal as a bipartisan step in the right direction. "it is great to hear that Republicans have heeded my advice to start ignoring the voters of this country......oh wait let me take that back my teleprompter malfunctioned, ignoring Rush Limbaugh, the tea party, I don't know what insert demonized social group  means, but I am glad Republicans have started to ignore them, and listen to mainstream American media members...I mean mainstream Americans. Haha, sorry I must have gotten some water on my teleprompter during my Hawaiin vacation".

The timetable for this bill could come quickly, as both parties agree
a budget and other matters such as 16 trillion dollars in national
debt are matters the public cares about more, and such their time
frame for moving on bullsh$t is short following a succesfull election.

Ken Brockman yahoo news

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 28, 2013 12:53 PM (/zrB9)

20 I can't believe how far Helen Thomas' stock has fallen at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Travis at January 28, 2013 12:53 PM (/gUgY)

21 I can't even think of anything to put here.


Some manatees are always good.


Or Mr. The Rock Sir.


Or Kate Upton dancing.


Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 12:53 PM (VtjlW)

22 Nanny Mayor's NYPD goon illegally harasses conservative press in D.C.:

http://tinyurl.com/avpw3lh

Link to Breitbart

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 28, 2013 12:53 PM (8/DeP)

23 9
Say.. when are they gonna pass that new immigration bill already?
Spring will soon be here and my grass is not gonna mow itself!


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
-------------------------------------------------------------
If you were Muslim you could stand behind your Goat and drive him while he mowed your grass thus killing two birds with one stone...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 12:54 PM (trA4n)

24 http://is.gd/nf4r1N

Posted by: Vic at January 28, 2013 12:54 PM (53z96)

25 Oops.Should I get in the barrel?
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 12:52 PM (9XBK2)


No autopsy, no foul.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 12:54 PM (l86i3)

26 16 Ask the SCOAMF why he isn�t trying to get this �weapon� banned:

http://is.gd/VZCGhY

It kills over a million people a year in this country alone�..

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He also need to look into regulating dihydrogen monoxide, which cost the taxpayers billions on the Atlantic seaboard alone late last year.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 12:54 PM (e0xKF)

27 @14 - The Supreme Court ruled that EVERYBODY has to pay the Obamatax. They didn't say that everyone would benefit from it.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 28, 2013 12:55 PM (ADnWI)

28 Found out last night our son has been in Thailand for a few days. Then, this morning, my best friend happened to send me this gem about Thai trannies:

http://tinyurl.com/ya8opur

Couldn't forward it quickly enough to the kid. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 12:55 PM (UOM48)

29 So it looks like Operation Buzz David Brock with RFC Helicopters should be a go again.


Bannion, fetch me the ones with the alien faces painted on them.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 12:56 PM (VtjlW)

30 http://tinyurl.com/3rm9u9l

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 12:56 PM (GsoHv)

31 - It kills over a million people a year in this country alone…..

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
---------------------------------------------
Paint it black and put a pistol grip on it and you might get their attention....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 12:56 PM (trA4n)

32 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 12:56 PM (GsoHv)

Who's the withered old dude?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 12:57 PM (8y9MW)

33 28 Found out last night our son has been in Thailand for a few days. Then, this morning, my best friend happened to send me this gem about Thai trannies:

http://tinyurl.com/ya8opur

Couldn't forward it quickly enough to the kid. Gah.

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Two tears in a bucket, still stuck in Phuqet.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 12:57 PM (e0xKF)

34 But when the Democrats mentioned they would allow republicans to
commit Japanes Hari Kuri, all argument stopped."

...
Ken Brockman yahoo news

Posted by: Mr Pink


It's 'hara kiri' and Kent Brockman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2013 12:57 PM (xz0nG)

35 http://tinyurl.com/3rm9u9l
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 12:56 PM (GsoHv)

Good Christmas. That thing looks like it eats children.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (l86i3)

36 So TFG claims he goes shootin' "all the time."

Wonder if he wears a "special helmet" when he does?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (UOM48)

37 28 Found out last night our son has been in Thailand for a few days. Then, this morning, my best friend happened to send me this gem about Thai trannies:http://tinyurl.com/ya8opurCouldn't forward it quickly enough to the kid. Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 12:55 PM (UOM4

No worries Jane. Marines hang around trannies all the time. They are called "sailors."

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (YYyqq)

38 21 I see from the WWE event commercial that The Rock got himself an obnoxious giant tattoo.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (9XBK2)

39 Dear Lord. Check out the picture of our commander-in-chief on Drudge.

*weeps* *grinds teeth*


Compare that to Bush clearing brush.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (T0NGe)

40 So many people are signing up for gun permit safety classes (a pre-requisite for a gun permit here in New Yorkistan) that the American Legion in my smallish town is renting out a second location just to handle all the demand for classes.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (7ObY1)

41 This is more for the last thread, but we all know how Morons are with a new thread.

Several comments on the last thread that seemed to want to trigger a neuron or two in my brain.

Someone commented about thousands of female military having trained, and become comfortable on the M-16/AR-15 platform.
And the commenter was right. I hadn't thought about Active Duty/Former military females in that light before. There damn sure are a large number of women, in their twenty and thirties who are very comfortable with firearms.
Sort of like the effect that WWII had on the female population. Prior to that, women were expected to be in the kitchen, in a house dress.
Once women learned to fly and build ships/engines/bombs/aircraft, they never looked back.

The other comment was about how one really doesn't want a short barreled weapon for home defense.
Someone help me out here, who is knowledgeable on the topic.
Can an argument be built that the characteristics of a CQB weapon of choice would be the same desired characteristic of an in-home, home defense weapon?
What would these characteristics be, and why are they desirable?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (+8moe)

42 Nanny Mayor's NYPD goon illegally harasses conservative press in D.C.:



http://tinyurl.com/avpw3lh



Link to Breitbart

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 28, 2013 12:53 PM (8/DeP)



The NYPD cops look funny trying to play keep-away with Jason.

Posted by: EC at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (GQ8sn)

43 38 21 I see from the WWE event commercial that The Rock got himself an obnoxious giant tattoo.

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He's had that.

IIRC, it's a Samoan tattoo denoting he has been declared a chief for his actions on behalf of the Samoan people.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (e0xKF)

44 The Rock has had that obnoxious chest tattoo for a long, long time. Too long.

Posted by: Travis at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (/gUgY)

45 No worries Jane. Marines hang around trannies all the time. They are called "sailors."

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (YYyqq



Lol. I'll share that with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (UOM48)

46 We should figure out a way to put a big pistol grip on the backs of our vehicles and a big scope on the roof. It really is the most dangerous weapon in America.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (l86i3)

47 Can an argument be built that the characteristics of a CQB weapon of
choice would be the same desired characteristic of an in-home, home
defense weapon?


Err... what is "CQB" please?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:00 PM (8y9MW)

48 Totally OT:

Discovered a French cop show on Netflix called "Spiral." The best part of the show is one of its co-stars, a very hot ginger named Audrey Fleurot.

http://en.unifrance.org/directories/person/333611/audrey-fleurot

I think I'm in love.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:00 PM (XkWWK)

49 To: Axelrod Trolling Inc.

To whom it may concern,

Please hire and train competent trolls, your staff is just phoning it in now.

Personal hygiene classes would be appreciated also

Sincerely



Posted by: Ace of Spades Commenter Association at January 28, 2013 01:01 PM (wwsoB)

50 43 44 It was new to me.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:01 PM (9XBK2)

51 No worries Jane. Marines hang around trannies all the time. They are called "sailors."

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 28, 2013 12:58 PM (YYyqq


Lol. I'll share that with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (UOM4

Hey Now.........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:01 PM (l86i3)

52 7-
LOL
I EFFING LOVE EWOCK PICS BTW
LOLOLOL

Posted by: gigg at January 28, 2013 01:01 PM (41VCE)

53 CQB = Close Quarters Battle

Posted by: Flounder at January 28, 2013 01:01 PM (Kkt/i)

54 Content:

Fat People covering the Misfits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJaRBYlGs3w

Fat People hitting eachother:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9c8RrIW7o

Fat people: won't you?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 01:02 PM (obHYs)

55 It's 1986 (that was the last immigration deal wasn't it?) all over again.
Republicans will offer Amnesty in exchange for "better enforcement" which of course never comes.
More illegals (seeing the chance at getting Amnesty later down the road) will pour over the crappily enforced boarders, then in 20 years we'll do it all over again.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 01:02 PM (b4xCO)

56 Or Mr. The Rock Sir.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 12:53 PM

The Rock endorsed TFG in 2012

Posted by: Ace of Spades Commenter Association at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM (wwsoB)

57 We should figure out a way to put a big pistol grip on the backs of our vehicles and a big scope on the roof. It really is the most dangerous weapon in America.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 12:59 PM (l86i3)



Ponder trying to get regulatory approval for the automobile today. There's no way in hell it would happen.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM (VtjlW)

58 Obama won't let lil Trayvon play football.

http://tinyurl.com/ajnop6x

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM (Zd/NW)

59 48 Maybe she is the reason ace is learning French.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM (9XBK2)

60 CQB = Close Quarters Battle

Then I would think the answer is "yes."

I can't imagine a situation in one's home where the shooter(s) and shootee(s) will be more than... what, 7 - 10 yards apart?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:04 PM (8y9MW)

61 59 48 Maybe she is the reason ace is learning French.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM (9XBK2)

I have been brushing up myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:04 PM (XkWWK)

62 Obama won't let lil Trayvon play football.

http://tinyurl.com/ajnop6x
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM (Zd/NW)

Wouldn't he only be good for a blocking dummy?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:04 PM (l86i3)

63 then in 20 years we'll do it all over again.

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This implies that a number of us will still be here in 20 years and not in, say, the Republic of Tex-iana.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 01:04 PM (e0xKF)

64 "Err... what is "CQB" please?"

30+ years as a Sailor, but all of it in Engineering.
They never wanted to let Snipes handle weapons for some reason.
But, I seem to remember CQB as "Close Quarters Battle" or some such.
There is more then likely a more correct term for it.
Either way, it's the type of action which seems to have a lot of the same characteristics as trying to defend yourself form another individual in a house type environment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2013 01:05 PM (+8moe)

65 Piers ...

Is that British slang for taking a wizz when you're drunk?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:05 PM (wwsoB)

66 41 SBRs for home defense? Dont be silly. Sawed off shotties used to be the home defense gun of choice bar none prior to those being banned. Of course cops used them for home raids until the 70s when they started getting SBRs and SWAT teams. You dont need anything of the sort.

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 28, 2013 01:05 PM (91SVR)

67 I saw this French cop movie once(Depardieu was in it) and it seems the French don't have something similar to Miranda rights.He was slapping suspects around left and right.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:05 PM (9XBK2)

68 Today is the anniversary of the Challenger. Has it really been 27 years?

Posted by: Andy in Colorado at January 28, 2013 01:06 PM (wPzgV)

69 Headline about Ariel Sharon:

"New Tests Show Significant Brain Activity In Comatose Former PM"

I thought he was dead? Sheesh, even in this state, he's more intelligent than the average Dem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:06 PM (XkWWK)

70 "Thirty years from now, I don't think it will be in existence. I could be wrong. It's just my opinion, but I think with the direction things are going -- where [NFL rules makers] want to lighten up, and they're throwing flags and everything else -- there's going to come a point where fans are going to get fed up with it," he told the website.

"Guys are getting fined, and they're talking about, 'Let's take away the strike zone' and 'Take the pads off' or 'Take the helmets off.' It's going to be a thing where fans aren't going to want to watch it anymore."

Posted by: Obama's retirement planner at January 28, 2013 01:06 PM (e8kgV)

71 Man, if I had a blog, I'd put up noon-time content.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 12:50 PM (8y9MW)



The main thing I would get out of a blog post you would put up if you had a blog is that I want a howitzer.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

72 58
Obama won't let lil Trayvon play football.

http://tinyurl.com/ajnop6x




TFG is such a damned pansy.

Personally, I'm looking forward to the Obama girls registering for the draft when they reach 18.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (UOM48)

73 68-
Oh god thanks for reminding me I'm getting old, you suck!!!!!!!!

Posted by: gigg at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (41VCE)

74 I thought he was dead? Sheesh, even in this state, he's more intelligent than the average Dem.

Low bar. So is my belly-button lint.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (8y9MW)

75 67 Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:05 PM (9XBK2)


Same on this show, and a number of the cops are somewhat shady. Dark show, pretty well made.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (XkWWK)

76 Ponder trying to get regulatory approval for the automobile today. There's no way in hell it would happen.





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 01:03 PM

Sure you can if you donate heavily to those in power and agree to use union labor

Pesky safety issues? No problems, just ask GM, Boeing, and Fisker

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (wwsoB)

77 I think I'm in love.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:00 PM (XkWWK)


I can see why....

http://tinyurl.com/alew4z8

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (GsoHv)

78 Obama just made all the lefties on ESPN (all of them,basicallly) shoot in their pants.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (9XBK2)

79 This implies that a number of us will still be here in 20 years and not in, say, the Republic of Tex-iana.Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 01:04 PM (e0xKF)



--- Yes!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (R8hU8)

80 "Guys are getting fined, and they're talking about, 'Let's take away the strike zone' and 'Take the pads off' or 'Take the helmets off.' It's going to be a thing where fans aren't going to want to watch it anymore."
Posted by: Obama's retirement planner at January 28, 2013 01:06 PM (e8kgV)


Nobody is forcing a football player to play the game. He knows what he's getting into, he's prolly been doing it since he was a child. I feel sorry for none of them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (l86i3)

81
After reviewing the pictures of the Thai trannies, I'm pretty sure I would fuck them all.

In a manly, Viking way.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (ZDsRL)

82 The main thing I would get out of a blog post you would put up if you had a blog is that I want a howitzer.

I do want a howitzer.

I don't even want any ammunition for it, necessarily (okay, I want ammunition for it too...), but can you imagine having that as a conversation piece?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

83 It's 1986 (that was the last immigration deal wasn't it?) all over again.
Republicans will offer Amnesty in exchange for "better enforcement" which of course never comes.
More illegals (seeing the chance at getting Amnesty later down the road) will pour over the crappily enforced boarders, then in 20 years we'll do it all over again.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 28, 2013 01:02 PM (b4xCO)


Why won't you trust me?

It's just another attack in the "War on Women!"

Posted by: Lucy van Pelt at January 28, 2013 01:09 PM (Vk2pI)

84 "Guys are getting fined, and they're talking about, 'Let's take away the
strike zone' and 'Take the pads off' or 'Take the helmets off.' It's
going to be a thing where fans aren't going to want to watch it
anymore."


Ain't no way the libs will let that happen. Football could be on its last legs and the libs would have to go and ban it.

They just have to. How are you going to save the world if it has this annoying habit of changing before you can fix it?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 28, 2013 01:09 PM (T0NGe)

85 If TFG was teaching his son Treyvon to throw a baseball, it would look like this.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/b7vpnf3

I denounce myself

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 28, 2013 01:09 PM (+8moe)

86 The NFL generates way too much revenue for the networks. I can't see pro football being significantly changed or going away any time soon.

Then again, this is the left we are dealing with, so logic and rationality goes out the window.

Final Superbowl will be in 4 years and it will be 2-hand touch only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:09 PM (XkWWK)

87 Final Superbowl will be in 4 years and it will be 2-hand touch only.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:09 PM (XkWWK)


Nah, it'll prolly be fag football.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:10 PM (l86i3)

88
81
After reviewing the pictures of the Thai trannies, I'm pretty sure I would fuck them all.

Plus, if I caught some terminal disease, I wouldn't go crying Heather to pay for keeping me alive.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 01:10 PM (ZDsRL)

89 Could have at least put up a pic of Helen Thomas or something.Posted by: Travis at January 28, 2013 12:45 PM (/gUgY) alexthechick really needs to send you a box.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at January 28, 2013 01:10 PM (8cJXl)

90 The photo on drudge - we now have Joe Biden chasing children with a super soaker during a BBQ and Obama playing with a squirt gun and speaker of the house Bhoner crying.

AQ knows our political leadership - republicans included - are spineless, feeble children. Imagine Joe Stalin playing with a squirt gun? Putin? The current PM of Poland or the president of the Czech Republic?

Imagine Eisenhower with a teddy bear and a squirt gun, you can't, because he was a serious man.

Nancy Pelosi? Yes. She carried a fucking maul, a fucking giant (+3 bane to Republicans) hammer.


Posted by: 13times at January 28, 2013 01:10 PM (h6XiD)

91 77 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (GsoHv)

Uh oh. Should have kept her to myself. Killer body too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:11 PM (XkWWK)

92 Oh shit, I meant flag football.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:11 PM (l86i3)

93 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

I think Howitzers are overrated. They are heavy, the ammo is hugely expensive, you need help firing the damned thing, and it takes up one side of the garage.

This however is just the thing.

http://tinyurl.com/afvlawk

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (GsoHv)

94 92 Oh shit, I meant flag football.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:11 PM (l86i3)


Same diff...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (XkWWK)

95 91 I had no idea from the pictures in your link that she had such a big rack.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (9XBK2)

96 More Amazon customer review hilarity on this book;

"How to Avoid Huge Ships"

http://tinyurl.com/aw99pac

I bought How to Avoid Huge Ships as a companion to Captain Trimmer's other excellent titles: How to Avoid a Train, and How to Avoid the Empire State Building. These books are fast paced, well written and the hard won knowledge found in them is as inspirational as it is informational. After reading them I haven't been hit by anything bigger than a diesel bus. Thanks captain!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (wwsoB)

97 Though with football the helmet seems to be one of the been reasons for injuries. I'm no luddite but just compare rugby tackles to football tackles, both can be crushing but if you lead with you're head in rugby you'll take a knee to the face.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (obHYs)

98 Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 01:10 PM (ZDsRL)

Do you live in metro NY? If so, come to a NY/NJ moron meetup, and I'll tell you a story.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:13 PM (GsoHv)

99 92
Oh shit, I meant flag football.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
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......And everybody gets a Trophy.....

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 01:13 PM (trA4n)

100 i think i saw reloading dies for howitzers over at midway

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 28, 2013 01:13 PM (91SVR)

101 95 91 I had no idea from the pictures in your link that she had such a big rack.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (9XBK2)


If you watch the show, you'll see she is nicely stacked. Love the freckles on the décolletage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:13 PM (XkWWK)

102 Though with football the helmet seems to be one of the been reasons for injuries. I'm no luddite but just compare rugby tackles to football tackles, both can be crushing but if you lead with you're head in rugby you'll take a knee to the face.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (obHYs)


That would be an experiment. Put them in T-shirts and shorts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:13 PM (l86i3)

103 Does anyone else get the feeling that when the Obama administration is finally all said and done, we're going to have to denazify the government before anything else can get done?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 28, 2013 01:14 PM (YYJjz)

104 but can you imagine having that as a conversation piece?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM (8y9MW)



*stares off dreamily into space* Hmmm, what was that?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 01:14 PM (VtjlW)

105 69 Headline about Ariel Sharon:

"New Tests Show Significant Brain Activity In Comatose Former PM"

I thought he was dead? Sheesh, even in this state, he's more intelligent than the average Dem.

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If Ariel Sharon were a Democrat, he'd be a Senator from South Dakota.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 01:14 PM (e0xKF)

106 92 Oh shit, I meant flag football.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:11 PM (l86i3)

Too easy, will take a pass.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 28, 2013 01:14 PM (YYyqq)

107 I can see why....

http://tinyurl.com/alew4z8

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM

Big boobeh ginger. She'll suffocate you and steal your soul

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:14 PM (wwsoB)

108 103 yes. Only I believe it wont get done.

Posted by: Bigby's Cold Dead Hands at January 28, 2013 01:15 PM (91SVR)

109 She'll suffocate you and steal your soul



Posted by: kbdabear
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We all have to die sometime.

Posted by: sTevo at January 28, 2013 01:16 PM (PURhc)

110 From Twitter, our favorite blind squirrel;

kirsten powers ‏@kirstenpowers10

Really can't tell you how sick I am of listening to Obama spout @mmfa talking points about Fox. President smearing great journalists.


Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:16 PM (wwsoB)

111 109 She'll suffocate you and steal your soul



Posted by: kbdabear
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We all have to die sometime.

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Every man dies. Not every man lives.

I'd like to think I'd really live in those last moments.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 28, 2013 01:17 PM (e0xKF)

112 Simple message


http://tinyurl.com/bjqjff2

Posted by: RWC at January 28, 2013 01:18 PM (fWAjv)

113 Audrey Fleurot , Wasn't she in the news last year for a leaked
Sex tape ?

Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 01:18 PM (trA4n)

114
Do you live in metro NY?

God no. That's how people come to think like Peggy Noonan and Ace.

Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 01:19 PM (ZDsRL)

115 113 Audrey Fleurot , Wasn't she in the news last year for a leaked
Sex tape ?
Posted by: American Dawg at January 28, 2013 01:18 PM (trA4n)


WHERE??!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:19 PM (XkWWK)

116 I can see why....

http://tinyurl.com/alew4z8



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:08 PM

What is the logo on that photo supposed to represent?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 01:20 PM (81UWZ)

117 This however is just the thing.

http://tinyurl.com/afvlawk
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:12 PM (GsoHv)



Her BAMFness approves.


http://bit.ly/XMNUWM


Okay, this is freaking awesome.


http://bit.ly/Wmi0Db

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 28, 2013 01:21 PM (VtjlW)

118 That would be an experiment. Put them in T-shirts and shorts.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:13 PM (l86i3)

The biggest thing it would do would force guys to form tackle, you could still see be shoulder charge tackles like you see in Rugby League where you don't have to wrap (Rugby Union the main version played here in the States, it's illegal not tackle with out attempting to wrap) but you wouldn't see guys spear tackling, while not after nearly killing themselves the first time.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 01:21 PM (obHYs)

119 DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT

Marines to shed more than 20k from active duty... http://drudge.tw/124oLxt


Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:22 PM (wwsoB)

120 * not=to

words are hard.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 28, 2013 01:22 PM (obHYs)

121 Audrey in a simulated pounding, though boobs are exposed.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xw53o5_audrey-fleurot-red-french-fox-hot-sex_sexy#.UQbBZKXA5UQ

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 28, 2013 01:22 PM (XkWWK)

122 Posted by: jwest at January 28, 2013 01:19 PM (ZDsRL)

Ok, that was funny.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:23 PM (GsoHv)

123
Marines to shed more than 20k from active duty... http://drudge.tw/124oLxt

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2013 01:22 PM (wwsoB)


More trained soldiers for the patriot army.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:23 PM (l86i3)

124 Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 28, 2013 01:20 PM (81UWZ)

Only on AOSHQ would that be noticed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2013 01:23 PM (GsoHv)

125 The President also can ride a bike, bowl and open an umbrella. Skillz.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 28, 2013 01:25 PM (qwK3S)

126 The President also can ride a bike, bowl and open an umbrella. Skillz.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 28, 2013 01:25 PM (qwK3S)

Like a special olympian.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 28, 2013 01:26 PM (l86i3)

127
Like a special olympian.

Look for him in the Ducking Inside a Helicopter and Is This a Door or Window? Competition soon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 28, 2013 01:29 PM (+z4pE)

128 Could have at least put up a picture of Jennifer Lawrence's wardrobe malfunction or something.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 28, 2013 01:58 PM (7ObY1)

129 Question of the day, to ask of all your lib friends/etc:

"If the government - present day - is not a threat to our liberties, why does the ACLU exist? Should we get rid of the ACLU since it's not needed?"

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 28, 2013 02:36 PM (X/+QT)






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