Obama: Why Don't Republicans Believe in Compromise Like I Don't?

Liberals are very good at casting their claims, dishonestly, as politically-neutral ones.

When people complain, for example, about the left's penchant for anti-semitic, anti-American, and pro-communist rhetoric, lefties will not defend the substance of such remarks, but make a case for absolute freedom to speak one's mind.

That's what they say. But then a dodgy filmmaker gets arrested for the crime of speaking his own mind and lefties cheer his incarceration.

Their claim was that their defense of (say) communist rhetoric was simply a neutral process defense -- they are championing a content-neutral process good (that of free expression untrammeled by blowback and boycott) which has nothing to do with their politics.

But that's a lie-- such defenses are only lodged in favor of speech they favor as a political matter.

And now, Barack Obama, as dishonest as leftist as has ever inhabited the White House, argues that all he wants is the neutral value of "compromise," and the neutral value of legislators freed of any obligation to support the values and preferences of their constituents.

Obama argues that Republicans ought to give in on their own political priorities for the sake of a vague "good of the nation." But this "good of the nation" turns out to be, fortuitously enough, closely aligned with his own leftist agenda.

No reporter ever asks him why, if it is a virtue for Republicans to forsake what they believe in, it would not also be a virtue for Barack Obama to forsake what he and his liberal allies believe in. You know, for the "good of the nation" and all.

His argument is insipid-- obviously, he doesn't do that because of an unstated assumption ("Because I'm right and they're wrong, so naturally my own advice doesn't apply to myself or my leftist Gramsciite radicals").

The moment this assumption is revealed, it puts lie to the idiotic claim he's arguing for a politically neutral value.

His argument doesn't survive first contact with the enemy -- but, fortunately for him, he has absolutely no enemies -- or even skeptics -- asking him questions.

The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even realize they are assumptions in the first place. You cannot ever question that which you assume, without thinking, to be beyond question.

Posted by: Ace at 03:16 PM



Comments

1 That's OK, McCain will help them "compromise".

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 03:19 PM (53z96)

2 Am I?

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 03:20 PM (XDC0v)

3 Didn't we just have a variant of this fight in the thread two below? You know, the one where I totally didn't kill a guy.


All kidding aside, excellent point. If compromise is good, it's good for both sides. If it's not good for both sides, then it's actually FYNQ as political theory.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:20 PM (Gk3SS)

4 Obama is not "dishonest" as much as he is the logical end result of a generations' long progression from an America-loving Democrat party to a power-mad, progressive juggernaut.

He is nothing without his supporters and enablers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2013 03:20 PM (GsoHv)

5 1 Well, are you?

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 03:21 PM (XDC0v)

6 If compromise is good, it's good for both sides. If it's not good for both sides, then it's actually FYNQ as political theory.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:20 PM (Gk3SS)

To a Democrat, compromise means do it my way or hit the highway.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 03:22 PM (53z96)

7 I want to spend $20 trillion, you don't. Let's compromise!

Posted by: Barky O at January 27, 2013 03:22 PM (FcR7P)

8
He is nothing without his supporters and enablers.


Sadly too many of those enablers have (R) after their name

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 27, 2013 03:23 PM (kpSH/)

9 To a Democrat, compromise means do it my way or hit the highway.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 03:22 PM (53z96)

And until the Republican hierarchy realizes this, we are just voices crying in the wilderness.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2013 03:24 PM (GsoHv)

10 To a Democrat, compromise means do it my way or hit the highway.


Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 03:22 PM (53z96)



Yup. That.


*waves paw imperially* Everyone else go on making insightful comments. I'll just sit here and I go oh I totally meant that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:24 PM (Gk3SS)

11 All kidding aside, excellent point. If compromise is good, it's good for both sides. If it's not good for both sides,then it's actually FYNQ as political theory.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:20 PM (Gk3SS)




That actually is my political theory.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:25 PM (GEICT)

12 Smart strategy. I think we should all start claiming were centrists when were not.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 27, 2013 03:25 PM (NzBQO)

13 One of his most frayed strawmen: "I'm always open to new ideas."

Of course we mustn't draw any conclusions from the fact every fresh idea he adopts leans left. That would be uncompromising.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 27, 2013 03:26 PM (Lxw+T)

14 The good news, though, is that Boehner figured out he fucked up the fiscal cliff negotiations. Well, now he has figured it out.

Good timing. Chump.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:27 PM (/1U3u)

15 the "good of the nation"

And, judging from my constituent's opinions that I constantly read about in the Washington and New York press...

Posted by: The GOP at January 27, 2013 03:27 PM (FcR7P)

16 That actually is my political theory.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:25 PM (GEICT)



Not to mention the ruling creed of alextopia.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:27 PM (Gk3SS)

17 Constitutional values, Ace. We want the values and law as stated in the US Consititution. The problems that we have now is because we're depending on "political values" instead of those written by our founders.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 03:27 PM (KYq0Y)

18 Flapjackmacka (or however he spells it) made a perfect point a few days ago.

We need a Republican who will talk a centrist, accommodationist game, and then act as a conservative.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2013 03:28 PM (GsoHv)

19 Also, to a Dem, bi-partisan means Dems get to be partisan, Republicans get to be bi.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:28 PM (/1U3u)

20 Not to mention the ruling creed of alextopia.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:27 PM (Gk3SS)




I thought the ruling creed of Alextopia was "Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:29 PM (GEICT)

21 The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even realize they are assumptions in the first place. You cannot ever question that which you assume, without thinking, to be beyond question.


Is it true that CNN Headquarters was what inspired the Borg on Star Trek TNG?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:29 PM (0EFIU)

22 All this shit is a complete accident. There is no Grand Plan.

Vote GOP, vote often, Party unity.

Posted by: nip at January 27, 2013 03:29 PM (11Tdq)

23

All kidding aside, excellent point. If compromise is good, it's
good for both sides. If it's not good for both sides, then it's actually
FYNQ as political theory.


There is a value in both sides compromising, but it only comes when both sides are positioned such that compromise is less costly than walking away.

Right now, the Republicans are afraid to walk away, because the Media will speak ill of them and the American people might not like them, so instead they ultimately cave to whatever Obama wants.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 03:29 PM (hpDVh)

24 Yeah we should probably start using this strategy instead of yelling our agenda from the rooftop

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 27, 2013 03:29 PM (NzBQO)

25 Of course I compromise. I asked Congress for Presidential authority over the debt limit and I gave in. See?

I asked tax hikes on the vile $250k per annum parasites and I graciously relented on that level

I am practically a pushover, I've compromised so much.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at January 27, 2013 03:30 PM (Lxw+T)

26
But Obama shoots skeet at Camp David, so yeah, he's a regular guy.


Or maybe just a pathological liar?

Is there a compromise here?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 27, 2013 03:30 PM (Md8Uo)

27 Bannion, I left you a gift at the end of the last thread

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:30 PM (GEICT)

28 "The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even
realize they are assumptions in the first place. You cannot ever
question that which you assume, without thinking, to be beyond question."


The Left in America reminds me of the saying "Men go mad in groups and regain their senses one by one". As long as a person is under the sway of the Left's assumptions regarding "collective action", it's pointless to engage that person in political discussion.

Posted by: BS Inc. at January 27, 2013 03:30 PM (eP0u9)

29 13 One of his most frayed strawmen: "I'm always open to new ideas."

Of course we mustn't draw any conclusions from the fact every fresh idea he adopts leans left. That would be uncompromising.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 27, 2013 03:26 PM (Lxw+T)


Always open to new ideas huh?


"The only thing I've said with respect to coal, I haven't been some coal booster. What I have said is that for us to take coal off the table as a (sic) ideological matter as opposed to saying if technology allows us to use coal in a clean way, we should pursue it.
So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can.

It's just that it will bankrupt them."

This is the same fucking douche that said fuck if technology can make burning coal clean, I hate it anyway and want to bankrupt them anyway.
Fuck this asshole

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 27, 2013 03:30 PM (++kZl)

30
I thought the ruling creed of Alextopia was "Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free"?


Only when it comes to 18 year old college girls.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 03:31 PM (hpDVh)

31 I thought the ruling creed of Alextopia was "Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:29 PM (GEICT)



No, it's more love and despair, bitches with a FYNQ bill of rights.


You know, I have pretty much given up on watching the NBA but since the Thunder is about to make Kobe cry, I think I must watch that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:31 PM (Gk3SS)

32 GOP: This time were standing or ground.
NYT: BOO!
GOP: OK, you win.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 27, 2013 03:32 PM (mETGQ)

33 One of his most frayed strawmen: "I'm always open to new ideas."

The last "new idea" he was exposed to was from 1968.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 03:32 PM (ZKzrr)

34 The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even
realize they are assumptions in the first place. You cannot ever
question that which you assume, without thinking, to be beyond question.


Yeah I think this is the real source of media bias - the general lack of critical thinking skills that our MSM Betters (ha!) have. They regurgitate what they learn in a leftist J-school classroom, they are conditioned to obey their leftist superiors in the newsroom, and they lack the inherent skills to question their milieu.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:33 PM (BBWjt)

35
The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even realize they are assumptions in the first place.

You're too charitable. Members of the press aren't dupes, they're complicit. They know perfectly well what they're doing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 03:33 PM (IDSI7)

36 You know, I have pretty much given up on watching the NBA but since the
Thunder is about to make Kobe cry, I think I must watch that.


They're going to make him squeal like a 19 year old hotel worker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 03:34 PM (hpDVh)

37 Every time that SCOAMF opens his trap, my brain immediately thinks two words, and one of them is YOU!!

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2013 03:34 PM (tiOTz)

38 Only when it comes to 18 year old college girls.

Hmmmmm. 18 year old college girls.... in Alextpoia.....in stompy boots.

......

Shotgun!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:34 PM (0EFIU)

39 I'd rather the GOP lie to me in the election process then go hard right. Then go hard right during the election lose votes then move to the center once elected. Were just not clever enough. Voter are morons, the GOP doesn't understand this.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 27, 2013 03:34 PM (NzBQO)

40 "And now, Barack Obama, as dishonest as leftist as has ever inhabited the White House lived"

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Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: real joe at January 27, 2013 03:34 PM (PD2ad)

41 Even worse. He gets away with that shit.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:35 PM (/1U3u)

42 The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even realize they are assumptions in the first place.


It's not assumptions. It's an unshakeable moral certainty that conservatives ideas are utterly wrong and also evil. There's no need to question because there is no other side with a valid point of view.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:35 PM (Gk3SS)

43 I don't know what you are babbling about, for the most part. But, Obama is a "leftist"? You're a twit. Obamacare is as close to "left" as any of the policies, and yet, the private insurance mandate was invented by Republicans.

You really are a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:35 PM (tYgXE)

44 What's this debate people keep talking about?

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2013 03:35 PM (WM+rJ)

45 You gotta hand it to him. Obama has taken "saying what everyone wants to hear" to a whole new level.

..and of course this was all out in the open in his autobiographies and personal/political record.

But...who cares? They like what he says. Are you going to disagree with what people like?

Fuck it.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 27, 2013 03:35 PM (Y5I9o)

46 This is one more reason why tfg and his catamites hate gun rights groups .
TFG : Why won't you guys compromise ?
GOA JPFO and NRA : Because , fuck you , that''s why .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 27, 2013 03:36 PM (USjX1)

47 You should, uh, compromisˢˢˢ on your wallet.

Give me, uh, the money and you, uh, can have the pictures of ... yourkidsˢˢˢ.

Posted by: alternate Earth Barack Obama at January 27, 2013 03:36 PM (xz0nG)

48 Hmmmmm. 18 year old college girls.... in Alextpoia.....in stompy boots and nothing else.

......

Shotgun!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:34 PM (0EFIU)




I repeat, no one rides for free.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:36 PM (GEICT)

49 See how easily Obama will compromise? No? What about when he magnanimously compromised on the Keystone pipeline? He offered to let us build half of it.

He's more generous than Santa Claus.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 27, 2013 03:37 PM (Lxw+T)

50 I repeat, no one rides for free.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:36 PM (GEICT)



*munches* Thank you for the cookies, Bannion.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:38 PM (Gk3SS)

51 the private insurance mandate was invented by Republicans.

Yeah, let's talk about that.

So the Heritage Foundation comes up with the idea of the individual mandate in the late 80's.

Would you mind explaining to us why, if Republicans were so enthralled by the idea, that they didn't rush to implement it themselves when they were in charge?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:38 PM (BBWjt)

52 Walt Benjamin, putting on us some liberal knowledge.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 03:38 PM (Fz2C7)

53 In related news...

http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2013/01/ryan-sequester-is-going-to-happen/

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 27, 2013 03:39 PM (7xeJQ)

54 A bridge that long, Mr. Engineer, will cost, uh, toomuch.

I propose a compromise. Let'sˢˢˢ end it halfway and tell people that they just have to accept certain risksˢˢˢ in life.

Posted by: alternate Earth Barack Obama at January 27, 2013 03:39 PM (xz0nG)

55 We need a Republican who will talk a centrist, accommodationist game, and then act as a conservative.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2013 03:28 PM (GsoHv)


--------------------------------------------


It's our "catch-22", so to speak. The theory goes that we must run a moderate in order to win, except moderates don't bring out the base, as we saw with Romney. Thus, we lose.

When a conservative is in the running, the MFM uses the extremem measures of search and destroy, which incapacitates the conservative message. Palin, Perry, Bachmann. And once again, conservatives lose.

Until we get an unbiased mainstream media, we'll be dealing with this from now on. The dems have, so far, the electorate sown up.

I refer back to a previous thread about what Rush and others have been saying for a long time: There'll be no shift to the right until the pain becomes unbearable.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 03:39 PM (KYq0Y)

56 munches* Thank you for the cookies, Bannion

Of course, my Quuen. At your service.

May I hit BC with the firehouse again? The AFD is testing a new pressure nozzle.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:40 PM (A46Qf)

57 Look at his compromising stand on women in combat. I'm sure Obama would be willing to have Republicans offer to put only half of the women in the trenches.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows donuts are a dish best served glazed at January 27, 2013 03:40 PM (Lxw+T)

58 One white paper by Heritage = the GOP designed Obamacare.

Yeah, how about no? How about I think not?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2013 03:42 PM (xz0nG)

59 The GOP is about to pass Amnesty.

Vote for the hispanics when they take over....

fuck it we all go down together.

Let maximum leader get burnt with us.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

60 Would you mind explaining to us why, if Republicans were so enthralled by the idea, that they didn't rush to implement it themselves when they were in charge?

Racist!!!! That's why!!!

......

Sorry, just thought I'd get that out of the way early.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:42 PM (A46Qf)

61 May I hit BC with the firehouse again? The AFD is testing a new pressure nozzle.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:40 PM (A46Qf)



Mais naturellement!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (Gk3SS)

62 You're a loser in search of an opponent.the reason the Republicans lost the election is because most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative. All you can come up with is that he is some kind of non-American, Muslim, Marxist.

Your hysterics are entertaining. I look forward to reading your blog for the next three years. You may have a chance with Christie. But he apparently likes to kill unborn fetuses, and who knows where he stands with the knucklehead base on the need to incinerate !MEXICANS! – so strike him from the list.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)

63 35 The liberal press shares his assumptions so deeply they don't even realize they are assumptions in the first place. You're too charitable. Members of the press aren't dupes, they're complicit. They know perfectly well what they're doing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 03:33 PM (IDSI7).

11 on the truthometer

Posted by: Shoey at January 27, 2013 03:44 PM (m6OUa)

64 Mais naturellement!

OK boys, you heard the lady. Crank it to "ludicrous pressure"!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:44 PM (A46Qf)

65

>>His argument is insipid-- obviously, he doesn't do that because of an unstated assumption ("Because I'm right and they're wrong, so naturally my own advice doesn't apply to myself or my leftist Gramsciite radicals").

The moment this assumption is revealed, it puts lie to the idiotic claim he's arguing for a politically neutral value.

His argument doesn't survive first contact with the enemy -- but,
fortunately for him, he has absolutely no enemies -- or even skeptics --
asking him questions.





3 Absolute fucking jewels Ace.
Congrats.
It's well past time to ratchet up the criticism of President Frankfurt School

and his complicit fellow travelers in in the collectivist media.
I hope that there's still time to rattle the Right cages.



Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2013 03:44 PM (aZ6ew)

66 May I hit BC with the firehouse again? The AFD is testing a new pressure nozzle.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:40 PM (A46Qf)



The FUCK?!?!


You know, I give and I give and this is the thanks I get. Fine. That pic of Miranda Kerr, naked in stompy boots, I guess I can just close that window down now. No need for tinyurl.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:44 PM (GEICT)

67 I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality


Posted by: USS Diversity at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (QLJPW)

68 The bottom line is that we are not an ends-justifies-the-means philosophy and they are.

As such, dishonesty is a virtue to them and as long as they believe their politicians "really" believe the liberal stuff and are just giving boob bait to the Bubbas, they'll support this enterprise.

Our problem: We're too honest.

And nobody will hold them to account on their lies.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (xSegX)

69 68 Walt benjamin,

You better learn to like Mexican cock buddy...

ole

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (LRFds)

70 So at NRO there is a post on the Boehner regret thing, and some commenters are like, well, Boehner was dealt a rough hand, what should he have done.

Well, maybe he should have done what he NOW says he should have done. Not capitulated on day one. I mean, a moron can see that isn't working. And a lot of us did.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (/1U3u)

71 Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)


Who are you subing for today?

Posted by: YIKES! at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (mETGQ)

72 >>>most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative

What the fuck are you smoking?!?!

Give me some, dammit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (4Mv1T)

73 Obama is basically conservative

On the upper West side of Manhattan, I understand that Obama is regarded as "basically conservative", yes.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:45 PM (BBWjt)

74 AThat "dodgy filmmaker" had his parole revoked for 6 violations of his supervised release conditions. He previously had done a 750 grand bank fraud that was paid for with tax payer monies.

Posted by: occam at January 27, 2013 03:46 PM (blgNX)

75 Why do I get the feeling Walt's definition of "conservative" and mine vary a little?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 03:46 PM (Fz2C7)

76 Posted by: USS Diversity

GREAT song. Possibly one of my all time favorites.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 03:46 PM (4Mv1T)

77 Looks like it's going to be another fun day playing whack-a-troll. We get rid of one, and another pops up.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 03:46 PM (KYq0Y)

78 Man I just wish TFG wasn't such a conservative right winger that is always trying to lower my taxes and and not push gun control.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 27, 2013 03:46 PM (jIaZt)

79 ok that went wobbly...

never mind....fuck it I don't care anymore...

we really are gonna let the motherfuckers use illegals to blow out our brains...

the bill of rights is fucked....these hateful motherfuckers will never be wrong now....

hate speech laws, codified affirmitive action when we are the minority....

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)

80 Oh, Walt, you didn't answer my question. Perhaps you missed it. Here it is again:


Yeah, let's talk about that.

So the Heritage Foundation comes up with the idea of the individual mandate in the late 80's.

Would
you mind explaining to us why, if Republicans were so enthralled by the
idea, that they didn't rush to implement it themselves when they were
in charge?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:47 PM (BBWjt)

81 It's the White Party, through and through. The only way you come back is with the big terrorist attack that kills a bunch of innocent White Americans. Pray, knuckleheads, pray.

9/11 turns out to be the happiest day of all your lives. All you have now is the hope that such a galvanizing event will occur again.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:47 PM (tYgXE)

82 Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)



In Berkley he's considered to the right of Hitler.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 27, 2013 03:47 PM (mETGQ)

83 Deficit spending annually of 1.5 trillion dollars, conservatism.
Deficit spending annually of 3 million dollars, liberalism.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (Fz2C7)

84 Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)


Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to dock you two Soroseseses for forgetting homophobes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (Gk3SS)

85 Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)

This is what I'm saying. You guys can't even be honest on blog comments. You just lie. And you revel in the lie. And you think yourself clever for telling the lie. And nothing in your hollow, hollow soul rebukes you for that lie.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (xSegX)

86 Why do I get the feeling Walt's definition of "conservative" and mine vary a little?

Posted by: lowandslow


Because you appreciate facts and reason? Works for me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (xz0nG)

87
Odictator: The Republicans won't compromise.

The Republicans: Yes we will! Just tell us what you want!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (p/cQy)

88 So, wait, all these liberals who were so proud about the Inauguration speech finally making a full throated argument for liberalism, that was all crap?

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (/1U3u)

89 chemjeff

They didn't need to, because the insurance industry lobby flosses their teeth with the underpants of Republican congressmen.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (tYgXE)

90 75 lowandslow,

Well Walt is a Menshovik. and he sees Barry as being closer to Bukharin rather than Trotsky so 'conservative"....

Article V burn this fucker down

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (LRFds)

91 Lemme guess: After 60 Minutes this evening, CBS will have him as part of the pre-game show for the Super Bowl.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (X11b6)

92 Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:47 PM (tYgXE)

Fuck you in the ass with the barbed cock of Satan, Erg

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (mBj0i)

93
All you have now is the hope that such a galvanizing event will occur again.
============
At least to you.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (QLJPW)

94 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (Gk3SS)

He forgot us too!

Posted by: Misogynists Unlimited at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (GsoHv)

95 because most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative

That is so demonstrably false that I don't know which one of 20 liberal websites to cite first to prove it.

Like. Wow.

You have completely lost contact with reality there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (A46Qf)

96 85 Amish Dude,

we are a nation that is corrupt, broken, lazy, and unworthy of our power....

we need to wreck it or they will do great evil with it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (LRFds)

97 Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2013 03:48 PM (xSegX)

Actually I'm not sure if he thinks he is lying. He may actually believe we want to incinerate Mexicans.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (BBWjt)

98 Fuck you in the ass with the barbed cock of Satan, Erg

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (mBj0i)

Try mockery. He fantasizes about rough anal all the time...so it won't be much of an insult.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2013 03:51 PM (GsoHv)

99 Granting amnesty to millions of illegals on the condition we pretend to better secure the border, conservatism.
Granting amnesty to millions without the pretense of securing the border, liberalism.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 03:51 PM (Fz2C7)

100 You know, I give and I give


Did you give cookies? No. No, you did not.


What. The. Hell. Are. The. Thunder. Wearing. Related, why is Dwight Howard wearing longjohns? And what the hell happened to Steve Nash's hair?

These are the important questions I ponder.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:51 PM (Gk3SS)

101 Man I just wish TFG wasn't such a conservative right winger that is
always trying to lower my taxes and and not push gun control.

Yeah, that's why the press is so hard on him!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 27, 2013 03:51 PM (ORGYc)

102
most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative.

By North Korean standards, ... maybe.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (IDSI7)

103 You're a loser in search of an opponent.the reason the Republicans lost the election is because most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative.
Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)

Yes, he sure is. Burkean even. I can tell by the perfect creases in his pants, you know.

Posted by: David Brooks at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (mBj0i)

104 81 Walt Benjamin,

Hey shithead....

good luck when our sons and daughters are told "sit this one the fuck out."

You terrorist buddies....

those are OUR terrorists now....we won't help them but I think I'm not gonna let my son ever protect you c*nts.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (LRFds)

105 >>>most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative

Compared to what?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (ZKzrr)

106 He forgot us too!
Posted by: Misogynists Unlimited at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (GsoHv)


------------------------------------------------


Us too! The fucker.

Posted by: NAMBLA at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (KYq0Y)

107 We're in the wilderness not because of our ideas, we've been excommunicated by the anointed. If we can't be heard on the national media stage then we can't attract like-minded confederates.

we sure aren't gaining them via the web and talk radio.

OT: Dennis Miller felates Jake "tap tap" Tapper every g-d time he's on his show. We have that, its something, right?

Posted by: 13times at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (h6XiD)

108 In the Liberal's dictionary, compromise is defined as "when a Republican or Conservative gives up his principles to allow the Liberals' to succeed."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2013 03:53 PM (xjpRj)

109
That is so demonstrably false that I don't know which one of 20 liberal websites to cite first to prove it.

Start with the CPUSA site, which endorsed Obama, and which is pretty much mainstream Democrat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 03:53 PM (IDSI7)

110 Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (BBWjt)

No. He's lying. The lies run deep and they have to train themselves to form these lies in the way they do, but they are lies.

As to Mexicans, he knows that Obama wants them killed for his gun control push and wants them to be made slaves to do the domestic work of he and his rich liberal buddies.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2013 03:53 PM (xSegX)

111 97 ChemJeff,

I just want to have out nation pass the same immigration laws of our Mexican betters....

yet the celebrity cocksucker tour ain't on board...why is that?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:53 PM (LRFds)

112 most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative

Compared to what?


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 03:52 PM (ZKzrr)


Bill Ayers?

Posted by: YIKES! at January 27, 2013 03:54 PM (mETGQ)

113 80 Oh, Walt, you didn't answer my question. Perhaps you missed it.

Don't waste your time. When your going in position is "Obama is conservative" you are a metric fuck ton of fries short of a Happy Meal.

Liberals with 4 brain cells left don't even believe that shit....

Seriously. What. The. Fuck??!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:54 PM (A46Qf)

114 Seriously. Dwight Howard is wearing longjohns. No, I'm not letting this go.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:54 PM (Gk3SS)

115 You don't expect me to light my hair on fire do you?

Posted by: Your severely conservative candidate at January 27, 2013 03:54 PM (0eXae)

116 Obama is a conservative , knuckleheads. There's nothing more conservative than regulating every fucking thing everybody does, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin (aka Erg) at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (mBj0i)

117 Maybe Walt means conservative like Wahabbist?

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (/1U3u)

118
So loser erg is going by the name walt today. Oh well, its sad for someone that can't make it, can't cut it, doesn't have the cajones do make a real life. He has to come here and attack people to try and make his pathetic life seem important.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (p/cQy)

119 I just want to have out nation pass the same immigration laws of our Mexican betters....

Mexico is open borders compared to Europe...or Canada...or Asia...or...

Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (xSegX)

120 Don't feed the troll.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (aZ6ew)

121 Liberals with 4 brain cells left don't even believe that shit....

There were some proggs who called out the SCOAMF for not being revoluationary Marxist enough...but they voted for him anyway. Except for Roseanne.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (ZKzrr)

122 85 Amish Dude,

we are a nation that is corrupt, broken, lazy, and unworthy of our power....

we need to wreck it or before they will do more great evil with it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (LRFds)



FIFY

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (Cnqmv)

123 Did you guys even notice his baldface lie in that interview? He claimed that Republicans comes from gerrymandered districts which makes them unwilling to compromise. Yet the top 5 most gerrymandered districts in the country are all democratic. I can find plenty of examples where they are also Democratic too. There are some Republicans but not a fuck load as much as there are Democratics.

Posted by: Kaitian at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (OTiS2)

124 Actually I'm not sure if he thinks he is lying. He may actually believe we want to incinerate Mexicans.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:50 PM (BBWjt)



------------------------------------------------


Well, the jokes on him. Slow cooking is the secret to tender illegals.

Posted by: NAMBLA at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (KYq0Y)

125 Obama is a conservative , knuckleheads. There's
nothing more conservative than regulating every fucking thing everybody
does, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin (aka Erg) at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (mBj0i)


egrie is getting pissy.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (mETGQ)

126
Here's the funny part: "Barry" and the Dems will push for amnesty, rewarding and thereby encouraging further illegal immigration.

Who will get hammered by further waves of poorly educated but hard-working Mexicans entering the country and working for peanuts?

Here's a clue: it's a demographic that went 95+% for "Barry."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (IDSI7)

127 Seriously. Dwight Howard is wearing longjohns.

Do they match his skirt?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (ZKzrr)

128 Did you give cookies? No. No, you did not.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 03:51 PM (Gk3SS)



I did not, Dear Leader. The wife has been in Orlando all weekend and I've been responsible for the two drunken midgets I call children.


I offer this instead.

http://tinyurl.com/abceyyq

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (GEICT)

129 120
Don't feed the troll.




Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (aZ6ew)


Feed AtC cookies instead.*Hands over a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (X11b6)

130 No reporter ever asks him why, if it is a virtue for Republicans to forsake what they believe in, it would not also be a virtue for Barack Obama to forsake what he and his liberal allies believe in. You know, for the "good of the nation" and all.

And fish never ask why there's all this fucking water to breathe. It's just natural.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (I2LwF)

131 119 Amish Dude,

I suggest you read their laws and scope out their southern border...

I've been.

we're really gonna do it, and they think we'll keep trying to work to beat them....

fuck 'em wreck it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (LRFds)

132 pervert sock, OFF

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (KYq0Y)

133 "Think as I think," said a man,
"Or you are abominably wicked;
You are a toad."

And after I had thought of it,
I said, "I will, then, be a toad."

Posted by: Wicked Toad at January 27, 2013 03:57 PM (Vk2pI)

134
Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:49 PM (tYgXE)

My, what a creative answer. So your answer is, when Republicans were in charge, they didn't institute an individual mandate - which liberals all over the place complain is a "giveaway to the insurance industry" - because Republican politicians were bought by the insurance industry? So these Republican politicians, supposedly captive agents of the insurance industry, did NOT want to give out this "handout" to the insurance industry?



Walt, you may need to re-examine your logic on that one. Why don't you give it another shot and try again.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:57 PM (BBWjt)

135 But Obama shoots skeet at Camp David, so yeah, he's a regular guy.Or maybe just a pathological liar?Is there a compromise here?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 27, 2013 03:30 PM (Md8Uo)

That commie bastard is always shooting his load into me.

Posted by: Chris "Skeet" Matthews at January 27, 2013 03:57 PM (YYyqq)

136 Multiplying the rate of government growth to 7% annually, conservatism.
Multiplying the rate of government growth to 10% annually, liberalism.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 03:57 PM (Fz2C7)

137 Seriously. What. The. Fuck??!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion


"Beat your little troll
When he sneezes
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases"

Shit Lewis Carroll Wrote, Vol. III, page 342.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2013 03:57 PM (xz0nG)

138 You fuckers need to repeat this hapless fiction that Obama is some kind of second coming of Lenin. You do it because this incantation of knuckleheadness binds your sorry brains together in some kind of hive mind of silliness.

For anybody who is really on the "left" Obama is basically more like Nixon or Bush Senior, or Reagan. All of the policies are basically Reaganite when it comes to banking deregulation, war on drugs, foreign policy. Etc. No difference.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:57 PM (tYgXE)

139 BC1981. -10 for bad cropping.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 03:58 PM (/1U3u)

140 122 Hrothgar,

I fear so...we have fucking marxists in charge of our nukes....

they will destroy our liberty and allow the UN to usurp our power.

We're fucked.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:58 PM (LRFds)

141 He claimed that Republicans comes from gerrymandered districts which makes them unwilling to compromise.

That is the liberal narrative du jour. He's just repeating what he reads on Daily Kos.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 03:58 PM (BBWjt)

142 You're a loser in search of an opponent.the reason the Republicans lost the election is because most sane voters understood that Obama is basically conservative.
Posted by: Walt Benjamin at January 27, 2013 03:43 PM (tYgXE)

---

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 27, 2013 03:58 PM (kpSH/)

143 I question Obama's credentials.

A supposed constitutional scholar reads the 2A and interprets it to mean "...the traditions of hunting that date back for generations." Dude is a clueless twit.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (WM+rJ)

144
Am I in the twilight zone or did Obama say "...and that’s why we’ve taken steps to end taxpayer-funded bailouts"?

Huh? Oh that's right, we don't call them bailouts anymore, we call it "investing."

Posted by: Andrew at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (HS3dy)

145 "I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us."

Posted by: GlaDOS at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (9aKQB)

146 It was only white people who died on 9-11, knuckleheads. Because Bush and the Jews knew in advance and made sure there were only white people there, knuckleheads. Otherwise nobody would have cared, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin (aka Erg) at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (mBj0i)

147 Obama is an internet troll with power.

"The GOP / Bush is to blame. Republicans are racist. GOP won't compromise. War on women."

He doesn't have to back up his statements; he just throws shit out. No one calls him on it but our side and that's often emotional.

See the pattern. Break it. (The twist is that he has a metric fuckton of power otherwise we could turn it off and read a book.)

Of the top of my head, we (elected idiot GOP morons/spokespersons) need to laugh, call him on his statements, and attach a single word/phrase to Obama (dems?) for the next four years. Four years, one message.

Like, "Hahaha! Geez, I heard Obama say that, too. What an unserious clown." Or "hateful partisan hack". (Yes, use a 'bad' word!) And have the balls to repeat that same word/phrase, over and over and over for four fucking years to let it sink into the cultural zeitgeist and reach the LIV.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (X/+QT)

148 Good grief. Even CAC thinks Walt is out to lunch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (GEICT)

149 Who will get hammered by further waves of poorly educated but hard-working Mexicans entering the country and working for peanuts? Here's a clue: it's a demographic that went 95+% for "Barry."

I'm cool with that.

Every parent knows that sometimes, no matter how much you want to stop them, you have to let junior stick his hand in the industrial metal shredder.

That's how they learn.

Sucks that the rest of us have to watch it though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (A46Qf)

150 Well, the jokes on him. Slow cooking is the secret to tender illegals.

Posted by: NAMBLA at January 27, 2013 03:55 PM (KYq0Y)


That poster stole our acronym!

It does not reflect our views, dammit!

Posted by: North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (Vk2pI)

151 All my holes are open guys. Just so you know, my pussy has always discharged the nastiest shit (trust me) so I'd prefer to go ATM than PTM.

Posted by: Walt Benjiman's mom at January 27, 2013 04:00 PM (Xf6HL)

152
Regulating everything?

Walt, you ignorant slut, that's fascism. But yes, I'm told repeatedly by people that "facism" is "right wing". Because that fits your adolescent narrative. Of course he has to be good, or whatever, because whatever.

A thug is a thug, is a thug. You can knuckle under all you wish, but that this isn't for me.

I really do get quite tired of the multiple personality president we have, Sybil Hussein Obama. He still is all things to some people. To me he is a crypto-Marxist Left wing community rabble rouser.

What's in you wallet?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 27, 2013 04:00 PM (Md8Uo)

153 146 It was only white people who died on 9-11, knuckleheads. Because Bush and the Jews knew in advance and made sure there were only white people there, knuckleheads. Otherwise nobody would have cared, knuckleheads.

Posted by: Walt Benjamin (aka Erg) at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (mBj0i)



Ok, this is a sock. Has to be. Fess up Rons and Ettes. Who is it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:00 PM (GEICT)

154
There's nothing more conservative than regulating every fucking thing everybody does, knuckleheads.

Kim Jong-Un, well-known conservative.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 04:00 PM (IDSI7)

155 Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (WM+rJ)


I thought all Obama's credentials were sealed.


I find it fascinating that Obama's minions have access to my medical records, but I can't see his transcripts.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 27, 2013 04:01 PM (Cnqmv)

156 12 Smart strategy. I think we should all start claiming were centrists when were not.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 27, 2013 03:25 PM (NzBQO)



Actually we are centrists. So it's not an idle claim.

It's not our problem that every fucking person in the government is to the left of us.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 27, 2013 04:01 PM (I2LwF)

157 I offer this instead.



http://tinyurl.com/abceyyq

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (GEICT)



Ohhhh, you were doing so well until I noticed the necklace. Which I did notice. Eventually.


*taps chin* I suppose I'll give you three quarters credit which along with the drunken midget care credit gets you even. Bannion, turn the pressure down to skin flaying.

My mercy. I shows you it.


Feed AtC cookies instead.*Hands over a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies*



Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 27, 2013 03:56 PM (X11b6)



Thank you! *noms more*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:01 PM (Gk3SS)

158 Praise be to Obama, who rolls the Sun across the sky. Like a dung beetle

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 04:02 PM (QTHTd)

159 149 Sean bannion,

the problem is that the left will be ran by hyper marxist white cocksuckers and their pet affirmative action acolytes...

they will wreck the bill of rights, and willfully destroy our military supremacy...

I see no way to preserve this Republic.....

we gave them our kids, because they murdered theirs, and our "own sie" is giving them the final tip of the scales to destroy our way of life....

we're fucked freedom will be dead in less than 12 years.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 04:02 PM (LRFds)

160 It really is funny to hang out at leftist websites like Slate. Their arrogance is all-consuming. They believe they know thoroughly what liberalism is, but also what conservatism is. So therefore they are perfectly capable of judging Obama to be "conservative", Democrats as "moderates", and Republicans as "right-wing crazies". Because they went to college and are edumacated unlike us right-wing knuckledraggers, or something. Their bubble of smugness is pretty much impenetrable.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 04:02 PM (BBWjt)

161 18 Flapjackmacka (or however he spells it) made a perfect point a few days ago.

We need a Republican who will talk a centrist, accommodationist game, and then act as a conservative.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2013 03:28 PM (GsoHv)


I have said this here, with full throat for a year. I've been thinking it longer.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 27, 2013 04:02 PM (I2LwF)

162 If Obama is a conservative, why did erg vote for him?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 27, 2013 04:02 PM (ORGYc)

163 /yeah, I probably need to work on my hymn-writing skills

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 04:02 PM (QTHTd)

164 Here's the funny part: "Barry" and the Dems will push for amnesty, rewarding and thereby encouraging further illegal immigration.

Who will get hammered by further waves of poorly educated but hard-working Mexicans entering the country and working for peanuts?

Here's a clue: it's a demographic that went 95+% for "Barry."


Yep. But the lily white professoriate will have their token minorities in their ghetto departments. They aren't even effected by legal immigration like the STEM departments.

The other elite liberals not only aren't effected, but they like the benefit of labor at slave wages.

But one thing the Democrats have learned is that they don't have to do a damned thing the black voters want, especially if they can get a black politician who isn't interested in doing a damned thing black voters want.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 27, 2013 04:03 PM (xSegX)

165 146 It was only white people who died on 9-11, knuckleheads. Because Bush and the Jews knew in advance and made sure there were only white people there, knuckleheads. Otherwise nobody would have cared, knuckleheads.

This, despite the photographic evidence that the first guy to take a header off the North Tower was black.

Hang on a sec will ya? I need to get some popcorn, but I'll be right back so you can tell me all about the international zionist conspiracy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:03 PM (A46Qf)

166 Good job Walt, you tell 'em

Posted by: Frank Marshal Davis, CPUSA at January 27, 2013 04:04 PM (kpSH/)

167 Too many "knuckleheads"; he's telegraphing his sockiness.

Plus, all trolls are Average Joe, who . . .

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 04:04 PM (QTHTd)

168 I fear so...we have fucking marxists in charge of our nukes....they will destroy our liberty and allow the UN to usurp our power.We're fucked.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 03:58 PM (LRFds)


-------------------------------------------

Someone I was talking to about a week ago made me stop and think. He wondered how many of this nations nukes have been reprogrammed to hit red-state cities. With this regime, all the negatives are possible.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:04 PM (KYq0Y)

169 Hang on a sec will ya? I need to get some popcorn, but I'll be right back so you can tell me all about the international zionist conspiracy. Posted by: Sean Bannion

Psst, you're arguing with a sock.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2013 04:05 PM (xz0nG)

170 Bannion, turn the pressure down to skin flaying.

520 psi, guys!!!! 520!!!!

But switch to the boiling water!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:05 PM (A46Qf)

171
I'm cool with that.

Every parent knows that sometimes, no matter how much you want to stop them, you have to let junior stick his hand in the industrial metal shredder.


Me too, but I'd say the metaphor is letting junior stick his dick in the light socket.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 27, 2013 04:05 PM (IDSI7)

172
Speaking of "getting hammered hard", there is a link at Drudge about a single black woman and her family getting harassed and rousted by "Mexicans" in Compton, suburban LA.

Pretty unpleasant. The shape of things to come. I think this is what John McCain meant by compromise.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 27, 2013 04:06 PM (Md8Uo)

173 Hey, I stuck my dick in the light socket, and I turned out okay. I even voted for Obama, known conservative!

Posted by: Walt aka ergie at January 27, 2013 04:06 PM (BBWjt)

174 Psst, you're arguing with a sock

Thanks. You gotta admit though, it was right in line with the rest of teh crazeeee

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (A46Qf)

175 Ohhhh, you were doing so well until I noticed the necklace. Which I did notice. Eventually.

*taps chin* I suppose I'll give you three quarters credit which along with the drunken midget care credit gets you even. Bannion, turn the pressure down to skin flaying.

My mercy. I shows you it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:01 PM (Gk3SS)



Necklace? There's a necklace?

......

Shit. There is. Shit. That's a spider isn't it?

Hang on. I can fix this problem.


(My soul? Yeah, she took it. No, I don't care.)

http://tinyurl.com/bbpru4v

NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (GEICT)

176 It will become "all" one thing. or "all" the other. Some Republican said that. He also said something about the Republican party not being an empty shell, with all the principle sucked out. Alas, that seems like a long time ago.

Posted by: deepred at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (rUiSC)

177 I see, 146 / mBj0i is teh sock, the other instances are the ergagsondildolus instances.

Posted by: boulder hobo, who skips comments at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (QTHTd)

178 Republicans need to learn about damaging the brand. Clinton's crowd was awesome at it, if you asked them any question, they would respond with three negative things about their opponent (Republicans, Ken Starr, some bimbo, etc) before answering the question. The Republicans are shameful at allowing the Dems from being tarred with their foulness. Why the hell did they not make Anthony Weiner and that Tony the Tiger guy the face of the Dems I don't understand. They just let it go after it was done.

But now, we have earnest guys like Rubio (who I like but am surprised at his naïveté) who want to try to engage the Democrats substantively and see if they are serious about solving problems or just want to play politics.

Here's a hint, they just want to play politics don't be a dumbshit and even give them that benefit of the doubt. Assume that they are evil and venal and act that way, all of e time, and tell everyone about it all of the time.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (/1U3u)

179 Just got back from zero thirty or something. Long, why does a red headed woman have to save the world? No mention at all of the 60 days of training at the mock up compound in NC.

All in all pretty good, but THREE hours? I should have worn depends.


Speaking of old, what happen to the gun thread?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 27, 2013 04:11 PM (wR+pz)

180 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (GEICT)


That's better. Here. You may have a cookie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)

181 Never fear fellow patriots, there's a new gal in town, unfettered by the encumbrance of Faux News move to kneel before the Lyin kING, and turn their fauz Conservative organization into a mouf organ for the DNC like their brethern Sarah Palin has freed herself to attack early, often and with the vengeance of the Lyin kINGS Death Panels and second amendment killing policies.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at January 27, 2013 04:11 PM (InL+5)

182 Went and saw Parker, decent enough popcorn flick.

I'm done talking or I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 04:12 PM (LRFds)

183 (My soul? Yeah, she took it. No, I don't care.) http://tinyurl.com/bbpru4v NSFW
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:07 PM (GEICT)


----------------------------------------------


Fake. And that's a guy.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:12 PM (KYq0Y)

184 So Barak, the election is over. You're Out; you're Free; you're Liberated. Whats next? Whats Happening?

You got the Gold you owe us motherf*cker?!

Posted by: Germany at January 27, 2013 04:12 PM (w3PbG)

185 Long, why does a red headed woman have to save the world

Ummmm.....I'm ok with gingers saving the world.

As long as they are naked.

She was naked, right???

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:13 PM (A46Qf)

186 Psst, you're arguing with a sock.
You arguin' with me? You arguin' with me? You arguin' with me? Then who the hell else are you arguing... you arguing with me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're arguing with? Oh yeah? OK. (Quick draws Salvadoran Mexican wife's vibrator into mirror, breaking it.)

Posted by: Kook in the Mirror at January 27, 2013 04:13 PM (ORGYc)

187 The problem is that junior doesn't want to stick *his* hand into the metal shredder, he wants to stick *our* hands in the metal shredder.

The *fact* of that creates a problem we may not be able to solve.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 27, 2013 04:13 PM (bxiXv)

188 O/T, here's a very interesting speech by Bruce Dickinson on entrepreneurship and how he patterned his aviation business after his music business: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq_jugoSV60

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 27, 2013 04:14 PM (mBj0i)

189 Sarah Palin has freed herself to attack early, often and with the vengeance of the Lyin kINGS Death Panels and second amendment killing policies.

Not. Going. To.

Must. Not.

Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:14 PM (A46Qf)

190 Soccer hooligans take over Port Said, a major Egyptian city: http://tinyurl.com/ask3aqa

Justinian I just asked, "miss me yet?"

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 04:14 PM (QTHTd)

191 That's better. Here. You may have a cookie.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)




There are way better pics of her, but I don't wanna get banned. (They include other busty young ladies.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:15 PM (GEICT)

192 @188 THE Bruce Dickinson?

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:15 PM (/1U3u)

193 Bannion, need a hammer to whack yourself in the head?

I just did, it lessens the pain considerably.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 27, 2013 04:16 PM (jIaZt)

194 190 Boulder Hobo,

It's funny shit...sentencing for 21 murders leads to 30 leads to anarchy and God help me I look at those fucks and I wonder..."why not here?"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 04:16 PM (LRFds)

195 145 "I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us."
Posted by: GlaDOS at January 27, 2013 03:59 PM (9aKQB)



THREAD WINNER

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 27, 2013 04:16 PM (I2LwF)

196 Not. Going. To.

Must. Not.

Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:14 PM (A46Qf)




DON'T DO IT!!!

We apparently started that shit last night and it caused a couple of the ettes to get really pissed off and leave. Prob should avoid a repeat here today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:16 PM (GEICT)

197 Compromise to a Liberal is inherently reductive, and in a way most convenient to themselves. The universe of things we can compromise on is determined by them, not by us.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 27, 2013 04:17 PM (QupBk)

198 The problem is that junior doesn't want to stick *his* hand into the metal shredder, he wants to stick *our* hands in the metal shredder. The *fact* of that creates a problem we may not be able to solve.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 27, 2013 04:13 PM (bxiXv)


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I remember when a friend of mine stuck his dick between two rollers of a sheet-metal rolling machine. BUT, it's a long story, so I won't bore all of you with it.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:18 PM (KYq0Y)

199 193 DC in Towson,

be sure to use a 1/4 time mtronome so McCain and fucking Boehner can get their fucking whacks in...

they hit us long enough their "brilliance" may make sense....


when do we get to vote in mexico?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 04:18 PM (LRFds)

200 Muzzie soccer hooligans

Isn't that kinda like gourmet cannibal fine dining?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2013 04:18 PM (aZ6ew)

201 a friend of mine stuck his dick between two rollers of a sheet-metal rolling machine. BUT, it's a long story

It was entertaining enough, but the main character became two-dimensional toward the end

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 04:19 PM (QTHTd)

202 Rons and 'ettes, I give you the GOP.


http://bit.ly/VdSHpb


I think this should be included on every post about the GOP's current strategies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:19 PM (Gk3SS)

203 Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:15 PM (/1U3u)

Yes. Heavy metal god, airline pilot, historian, classicist, autodidact, polymath, athlete (he almost made the UK's Olympic fencing team), and entrepreneur - in short, the most interesting man in the world. His company is called Cardiff Aviation.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 27, 2013 04:20 PM (mBj0i)

204 Progressives want what they want when they want it and are never bothered with logic, reason or consistency.

They demagogue and agitate, that's all they have.

AND IT WORKS!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 27, 2013 04:21 PM (zOP5o)

205 The country is becoming more and more progressive as time passes. Even GOP super tards like Rubio and Christie can see which way the wind is blowing.

If we have to drag you along with us, so be it.

Posted by: truth at January 27, 2013 04:22 PM (JOiCz)

206
Obama is (obviously, I'd say) the poster child for Nacissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), and one of the symptoms commonly presented is pathological lying. I see this a lot with TFG, and he doesn't seem to get called on it.

Partly, there's still something of the effectiveness of claiming that you're racist every time you call TFG out, but there's also the aspect that it's bad form to just call the other guy - especially the President -a liar. (That being said, it seems like he gets away with calling Republicans liars, so there's your double standard.)

That being said, one thing that bugs me is when I see Republicans say "Obama used to believe...", referencing something he had said a few years back. Even THEY don't apply the simple basic standard that if somebody says he believes one thing, and then turns around and does something inconsistent with that belief, then it's appropriate to say he LIED.

Obama said he would cut the deficit in half, and not only never lifted a finger to try to do that, but instead has done everything in his power to spend, spend, spend well beyond anything that might be made up even with tax cuts. He said one thing, he did another. He LIED. SAY IT.AND SAY IT AGAIN.

Obama said he was a moderate who would "reach across the aisle". He had no history of doing that, and once in office he never did it. Hell, herarely even reached out to his OWN side. McCain was asked recently if the President has seemed combative to work with. The reply was a non-combative admission that he, a high-ranking senator, had not had enough dealings with the President to say anything, one way or another. So "post-partisan" was not only a LIE, but such an incredible lie that it wasalso a JOKE. But Republicans feel they must "show respect" to the President by not saying so.

Partly, I suppose they don't want to "throw stones."

Still, the more I hear of the Inaugural Address, the more it sounds like it was disturbingly divorced from reality, and he's not being called out for it. Hell, Hillary pulls that "What difference does it make" crap, and gets APPLAUDED for it? WTF!?! I wish I could just say that any time I get in trouble. It's another JOKE.

Anyway, we just have to bring out the fact that the President is literally a pathological liar.

Posted by: Optimizer at January 27, 2013 04:23 PM (Mxt9o)

207 http://bit.ly/VdSHpbI think this should be included on every post about the GOP's current strategies.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:19 PM (Gk3SS)


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What sport are those guys playing? I swear I've seen it somewhere.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:23 PM (KYq0Y)

208 205 truth,

fuck you....I say we flood Texas and Louisiana and make a new fucking truth.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 04:23 PM (LRFds)

209 AtC, I was thinking this would work too....


http://tinyurl.com/77dmvu4

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:25 PM (GEICT)

210
Yes. Heavy metal god, airline pilot, historian, classicist, autodidact, polymath, athlete (he almost made the UK's Olympic fencing team), and entrepreneur - in short, the most interesting man in the world. His company is called Cardiff Aviation.Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 27, 2013 04:20 PM (mBj0i)
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Wow. I knew he was a pilot but not the other stuff.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 27, 2013 04:25 PM (QLJPW)

211 No wonder why I'm watching BBQ Pitmasters nowadays. Cause I love it.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 27, 2013 04:25 PM (BVkEs)

212 You know, we haven't had a post with skull or cowbell in a long fucking time.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:25 PM (/1U3u)

213 OT:

Israel’s Home Front Defense Minister Avi Dichter on Sunday welcomed a report that Iran’s Fordo nuclear facility had been rocked by a huge explosion.

The report was published Friday on the website wnd.com, under the sensational headline: “Sabotage! Key Iranian nuclear facility hit?” It claimed that a blast deep within Fordo last Monday “destroyed much of the installation and trapped about 240 personnel deep underground,” citing information from former intelligence officer Hamidreza Zakeri, who it said used to work with the Islamic regime’s Ministry of Intelligence and National Security.

The article claimed the blast “shook facilities within a radius of three miles,” that Iranian security forces had “enforced a no-traffic radius of 15 miles,” that the Tehran-Qom highway was shut down for several hours after the blast, and that, “as of Wednesday afternoon, rescue workers had failed to reach the trapped personnel.” It said US officials were aware of the reported blast.

L'Chaim!

Posted by: Iranian Work Accident at January 27, 2013 04:26 PM (QgAFR)

214 26 But Obama shoots skeet at Camp David, so yeah, he's a regular guy.

*******

Yeah, he's a big hunter I hear. Last weekend I heard the FLOTUS was upset because he was out shooting craps, and she didn't know how to clean and cook them.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2013 04:26 PM (1OZSU)

215 We respect both kinds of political thought- Marxism AND Leninism!

//Obama administration.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 27, 2013 04:26 PM (paPv4)

216 AtC, I was thinking this would work too.... http://tinyurl.com/77dmvu4
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:25 PM (GEICT)


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I like BC's sport better.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:26 PM (KYq0Y)

217 212 Golan Globus,

flaming skull for waht?

Hillary Shitting on the table at her hearing and getting applause for it?

Cowbell what?

Juan Queeg getting his "MAVERICK!" on?

Well correction, Boehner just agreed with him so I guess WE ARE "maverick" now...

fuck

Posted by: sven10077 at January 27, 2013 04:27 PM (LRFds)

218 Of course Obama does not, in reality, have any intention of making any concessions. The buttmunches of the Beltway GOP have repeatedly screwed the pooch by agreeing to negotiate budget matters with Obama in private, where Obama can indulge his essentially uncompromising and treacherous nature without any fear of any public consequences.

Here's what the useless fucktards in the Beltway GOP ought to have done.

Called a joint press conference in a big auditorium. For fully open public negotiations. Two tables. Two whiteboards.

Obama, Pelosi and Reid, with various minor Democratic players, at one table with one whiteboard. Boehner and McConnell at the other table with the other whiteboard and with their own backbenchers.

Opening statement from the GOP: "Here is what we are willing to compromise on." [Writes terms on whiteboard.] "Your move. What are you willing to compromise on in return? In writing, please, for all to see."

Drag Obama and Pelosi and Reid out into the glaring bright sunshine (always the best disinfectant). Make it impossible for them to pettifog and renege on deals. MAKE THEM PUT IT IN FUCKING WRITING FOR ALL TO SEE.

Instead, what did the useless fucktards of the Beltway GOP do? After being rolled with contemptuous ease by Obama during private negotiations previously, they meekly agreed to go in to private negotiations again! And they got rolled, again.

We know, courtesy of the WSJ, what happened in that private room.

Duke Boehner of Lower Useless Fucktardia: "I put $800B in taxes on the table. What do I get for that?"

King Putt: "Nothing. I get that for free."

In those words. In those exact, contemptuous, dismissive words. "I get that for free." And he DID.

In public, it would be impossible for Obama to pull stunts like that. In private, it's trivially easy for him to get away with it. And yet the useless fucktards of the Beltway GOP agree over and over to Obama's private back room negotiating demands. Doubling down on failure. THEIR failure.

Nothing will improve until Boehner and McConnell are gone. And at this point, their spineless caucuses show no appetite for removing either. Tells you all you need to know when the best hope of restoring conservative leadership to the GOP Senate is for Ashley freaking Judd to unseat McConnell in 2014.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2013 04:27 PM (gqT4g)

219 Shit. There is. Shit. That's a spider isn't it?



Hang on. I can fix this problem.





(My soul? Yeah, she took it. No, I don't care.)




Meh. Give me more of Ms. Little Red Riding Crop.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 04:27 PM (hpDVh)

220 I like BC's sport better.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:26 PM (KYq0Y)



It does more accurately represent the attempted squeakhole dorking.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:27 PM (Gk3SS)

221 He wondered how many of this nations nukes have been reprogrammed to hit red-state cities.

I'm living within the blast radius of the district of the Second Black Muslim Congressthing (he inherited the fiefdom from his grandmother), so I'm feeling pretty safe.

(Are there any non-SCOAMF states with more than 3EV that haven't been gerrymandered to have at least one black Congressthing representing a city? Indiana, Texas, Georgia, Missouri, South Carolina...you've all got one...)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 04:29 PM (ZKzrr)

222 Perhaps you should start to figure out what a Marxist, Pagan, Satanist, and "Homo"(poly)sexual actually is.

It's funny how you libertarians go on and on about Islamic terror, and yet you're getting cozy with people who would martyr themselves, if only they can insure your "Jew pet" head gets lopped off.

Posted by: WHAT at January 27, 2013 04:30 PM (clTAc)

223 We respect both kinds of political thought- Marxism AND Leninism!


Stalinists, Maoist, Wobblies, Trotyskites...celebrate diversity.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 04:30 PM (ZKzrr)

224 The Voting Rights Act only applies to states of the former Confederacy. Did you know that? They don't have to gerrymander for black representation.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:31 PM (/1U3u)

225 Tells you all you need to know when the best hope of restoring conservative leadership to the GOP Senate is for Ashley freaking Judd to unseat McConnell in 2014.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2013 04:27 PM (gqT4g)


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It's probably just me, but I have a feeling that both McConnell and Boner will be retiring when their term is up.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2013 04:31 PM (KYq0Y)

226
Meh. Give me more of Ms. Little Red Riding Crop.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 04:27 PM (hpDVh)




You can't really see the spider here AtC.


http://tinyurl.com/afdzqaf

NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:32 PM (GEICT)

227 By they I mean non former Confederate states. Johnson did that so the racists in New York and Massachusetts and Connecticut would vote for it.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:33 PM (/1U3u)

228 Indiana fought with the Union.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 27, 2013 04:33 PM (ZKzrr)

229
You can't really see the spider here AtC.


No,but you can read about spiders in toilets, if you happen to look in the lower left corner.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 04:34 PM (hpDVh)

230 OK I'm good now.

I am back and ....oh my!

Now that is a ginger!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 27, 2013 04:35 PM (A46Qf)

231 @228. Yes but they aren't required to gerrymander by the law. They do it anyway.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:35 PM (/1U3u)

232 No,but you can read about spiders in toilets, if you happen to look in the lower left corner.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 04:34 PM (hpDVh)




Why would anyone do that? And there's writing on the page?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:35 PM (GEICT)

233 If we have to drag you along with us, so be it.

May your chains rest lightly on you.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 27, 2013 04:35 PM (QupBk)

234 @BC1981. +10 for that croppage. So you are even now.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:36 PM (/1U3u)

235 No,but you can read about spiders in toilets, if you happen to look in the lower left corner.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 04:34 PM (hpDVh)



Thank you for ruining that for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:36 PM (Gk3SS)

236
@205
I'm surprised to report that that it may be true, but the pendulum swings both ways. I've seen the same phenomonon in every workplace I've ever been in. Every time somebody screws up, or something goes wrong, the "genius" managers would come up with some new rule or policy, I suppose to show their bosses that "something is being done" when all you really need is to discipline somebody, or say, "don't do that", or just recognize that "shit happens sometimes". The worst cases are where the problem was caused by a lack of leadership. The bad apples are tolerated andbecome a sort of cancer.

Ultimately, you end up with so many rules that nobody can know even a fraction of them, and they get unweildy to even manage. Then somebody starts an effort to simplify.

What ultimately happens is either (1) they do simplify, and the cycle starts anew, (2) they don't, and people simply ignore the rules (unless you want to go after somebody), and a sort of vigilante chaos ensues, or (3) the organization collapses because it cannot function effectively anymore. Regardless of which way it goes, change is inevitable - the status quo is not sustainable. The question is whether you want to go the easy way, or the hard way. We took a pass on (1), in not electing Romney, so stayed tuned for "the hard way".

Posted by: Optimizer at January 27, 2013 04:36 PM (Mxt9o)

237 Gun thread up

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 04:37 PM (53z96)

238
Thank you for ruining that for me.


I'm a giver. I give.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2013 04:38 PM (hpDVh)

239 225 It's probably just me, but I have a feeling that both McConnell and Boner will be retiring when their term is up.

Boehner has reportedly considered it.

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 27, 2013 04:38 PM (YjDyJ)

240 Speaking of "getting hammered hard", there is a link at Drudge about a single black woman and her family getting harassed and rousted by "Mexicans" in Compton, suburban LA.

Pretty unpleasant. The shape of things to come. I think this is what John McCain meant by compromise.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 27, 2013 04:06 PM (Md8Uo)


Blaming "Whitey" doesn't work when there ain't no "Whitey" around to blame...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 04:39 PM (Vk2pI)

241 So get this. Insty has a story about Sen Menendez going on a Sunday show today and the host, umm, forgets to ask about the whoring scandal.

The Dems know they can put this guy on as a Sunday show guy.

The Republicans should be hammering his underage whoring every day in the Senate, and make the Dems pay the price of association. Force disavowals and taint his message with his messes.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 27, 2013 04:39 PM (/1U3u)

242 Thank you for ruining that for me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 27, 2013 04:36 PM (Gk3SS)




Sonofabitch.


Alright, one last attempt....

http://tinyurl.com/ahtt3d6

(in case you've forgotten) NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 27, 2013 04:41 PM (GEICT)

243 saw the drudge headline, what a major hella fucking asshole Lord of the Flies is.

If only we stopped being led by our leaders and blindly followed him, as he blindly follows whoever puts a box in front of him to check, then things would be greaaaattttt.

Posted by: joeindc44 at January 27, 2013 04:43 PM (pmKp2)

244 "No reporter ever...'' blah blah blah, held Obama to task.

To be fair, neither did Romney or McCain.

Gee, why couldn't our management wunderkind bultimilliozinarire question the lord of the flies's management style? Check the box much? Where is leadership forcing harry reid to pass budget? 100,000 teachers? wTF?


wedges, bitches.

Posted by: joeindc44 at January 27, 2013 04:57 PM (pmKp2)

245 Fen's Law: The Left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about.


Response to a Left complaint about the right: (1) Fen's Law; (2) FYNQ.
Choose which one works for you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at January 27, 2013 05:52 PM (gmoEG)

246 Alex the Chick: So SMOD's name is Calgon?

I did not know that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - there on Thunder Island! at January 27, 2013 05:54 PM (gmoEG)

247 Hey what happened to that nut 1 or 2 years ago in Iowa or Kansas who set her house on fire and claimed that it was the KKK. I believe she was an academic. She may have blamed homophobes. I know there is a lot of whackjobs making these claims and it is hard to keep them straight. I think this woman was white -- as opposed to a black woman who made similar claims and gave herself serious life threatening burns.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 27, 2013 05:56 PM (jwumz)

248 Found it!

"This July in Nebraska, 33-year-old Charlie Rogers told police three assailants broke into her Lincoln home and attacked her, carving the word “Dyke” into her and attempting to burn her house down. Rallies were held to denounce the crime against the former University of Nebraska women’s basketball star. But then police found that she’d purchased the items used to “attack” her several days earlier and also had posted a Facebook message boasting that she was going to become a “catalyst” to “make things better for everyone.”

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 27, 2013 05:59 PM (jwumz)

249 Gramsciite

Posted by: El Cid at January 27, 2013 06:41 PM (IvvrO)

250 248 I guess she was upset she couldn't make it in the WNBA.

Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2013 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

251 Ha ha
I'm gonna sit here in my barcalounger with my popcorn

Posted by: Fucking idiot Hot Air poster at January 27, 2013 07:46 PM (lD8ju)

252 That's a great palate cleaner!

Posted by: Fucking idiot Hot Air poster at January 27, 2013 07:48 PM (lD8ju)

253 What could go wrong?

Posted by: Fucking idiot Hot Air poster at January 27, 2013 07:48 PM (lD8ju)

254 In the latest NBC/the Nation/Pravda/Granma poll, 98 percent now want gay marriage to be legalized for NAMBLA members.

Posted by: Fucking idiot Hot Air poster at January 27, 2013 07:50 PM (lD8ju)

255 And now he is trying to delegitimize the House via the "gerrymander" thing.

My guess is the war is coming.

Posted by: B. at January 27, 2013 08:41 PM (Xdu4X)

256 Okay, it's time to stop speaking about the Founding Fathers and the Constitution. Stop being pussies and use the Puritan controlled House of Commons' opposition to the Stuart Kings as the model for resistance. After all, like the Glorious Revolution and the English Civil War is more like what is happening now than the Colonial secessionist movement against Britain in the late 18th century. The time is now my brothas!

Posted by: AlFromBayShore at January 27, 2013 09:17 PM (H7qBA)

257 @256

Shut up.

Posted by: Kaitian at January 28, 2013 07:34 AM (OTiS2)

258 projecting,and all the other alinsky tatics would workso well with-out pravada.

Posted by: david lager at January 28, 2013 08:35 PM (l9gxL)






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