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I Love The Grumpy Cat Meme

They're all funny.


Do You Know The Story of Wojtek The Soldier Bear?

In 1942, a local boy found a bear cub near Hamadan, Iran. He sold it to the soldiers of the Polish Army stationed nearby for a couple of canned meat tins. As the bear was less than a year old, he initially had problems swallowing and was fed with condensed milk from an emptied vodka bottle.....To get him on a British transport ship when the unit sailed from Egypt to fight with the British 8th Army in the Italian campaign, he was officially drafted into the Polish Army as a private and was listed among the soldiers of the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps. Henryk Zacharewicz and Dymitr Szawlugo were assigned as his caretakers.

Wojtek saw action during Monte Casino and would help his fellow soldiers transport ammunition. That's how the 22nd Artillery Supply Company got its insignia.

Following the war Wojtek rose through the ranks and went on to command the Polish army from 1958 until his death in 1963.

Man Dies In Convenience Store Beer Fridge Locker

Kenner Police say a man died inside a beer cooler at a convenient store on Airline Drive overnight, but no one knew he was there until they found his very cold body this morning.


New Conspiracy Theory: Do Juice Boxes Make You Gay?

[Jones] claims the government is “encouraging homosexuality with chemicals so that people don’t have children” and that he has the documentation to prove it. Upon cutting open a juice box to show the plastic membrane supposedly filled with said chemicals he concludes, “After [little boys] are done drinking your juices, [they’re] ready to go out and have a baby… [they’re] ready to put together a garden of roses… [they’re] ready to go put lipstick on…”

Slimer Wasn't His Given Name


How To Delete Yourself From The Internet

Find an email address or phone number for the website in question and talk to a person who has the authority to grant your takedown request. Most websites have a Contact Us link at the bottom of their home pages.

If you can't find contact information, a "Who Is" Google search will tell you who registered the site. Type "whois www.name-of-site.com" in quotes.

Website operators are under no obligation to remove content unless they get a court order. But most will give you a fair hearing if you're polite and explain that the content is untrue, hurts your reputation or is making it hard for you to get a job.

If it is a site's policy to not remove content, ask whether your name can be removed from the post or whether the content can be blocked from appearing in search engines.

Feel Good Story Of The Day: Vet Pulls Gun On Burglar

Sikes, who is wheelchair-bound, says he was watching TV when he heard a noise, and saw a man standing in the hallway of his home. He says he didn't hesitate to grab his handgun when he heard the noise.

"I reached and got the gun out of my drawer and kind of raised it up," Sikes said. "He took off and ran out the front door."

BBC Video Captures Moment When Squirrel Realizes He Is Being Stalked By A Leopard


Dolphin's Team Up To Rescue Sick/Injured(?) Companion


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Comments

1 It's early because I'm about to drink a lot of nyquil and hit the sack in an hour.

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 09:16 PM (xTHBC)

2 Man that Dead takes me back...

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 09:20 PM (XDC0v)

3 3rd?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 09:21 PM (kpSH/)

4 Gone are the days when theladies said "please"...

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 09:21 PM (XDC0v)

5 David Attenborough,yet another human who hates humanity.Fuck him.Limey tosser.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:21 PM (9XBK2)

6 That "How to delete yourself from the Internet" article is as brilliant as only USA Today can be. Google yourself and get in touch with the Web sites that have your information. Who would have thought of that!

Posted by: Splunge at January 26, 2013 09:22 PM (2IW5Q)

7 Palin takes a huge shit on mitt. A Giant Mitt Shit.

I feel kinda bad for Mitt. I really sort of liked him and think he would have been a great president...when compared to obama...and a mediocre one when compared to Reagan.

But i gotta say, once again it looks like the Lady is the only one in this fucked up party full of pussies and rino assholes and democrat lite fat fucks like chris crispey that has the balls to speak truth.

http://tinyurl.com/a79phfo

Breitbart link

The problem is that some on the Right are now skittish because of the
lost 2012 election. They shouldn’t be. Conservatism didn’t lose. A
moderate Republican candidate lost after he was perceived to alienate
working class Reagan Democrat and Independent voters who didn’t turn out
for him as much as they did for the McCain/Palin ticket in 2008.
Granted, those same voters also didn’t turn out for Obama as strongly
either. We had an election defined by a biased media plus millions of
voters who sat it out in disgust. As long as we allow the media and GOP
establishment to tell us who our nominees must be, we can expect to
lose. I’m not interested in losing. America’s next generation can’t
afford another loss.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:22 PM (+OTLF)

8 DAve, it's one of my favorite songs.

I know a lot of people hate the Dead, but they should really give it a listen.

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 09:22 PM (xTHBC)

9 Anyone else see the rumble in Raleigh tonight? NC State finally put down 'Heels.

'Bout Freakin' Time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:23 PM (4Mv1T)

10 So according to headlines in local media the response to Seattle first gun buy back in 20 years was overwhelming. I am sure tons of criminals traded in their guns for gift cards. Hahahaha yeah right. I am so sick at all the stupid in this country.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 26, 2013 09:24 PM (RZ8pf)

11 Those people who "sat the election out in disgust",disgust me.Congratulations,you re elected the worst President ever.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:24 PM (9XBK2)

12 But i gotta say, once again it looks like the Lady is the only one in this fucked up party full of pussies and rino assholes and democrat lite fat fucks like chris crispey that has the balls to speak truth.

This was a woman who could not credibly answer the question, "What books do you read?"

So yeah, she sure is a beacon of wisdom here. Yeah, that's it.

A beacon of wisdom.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (1VsOx)

13 10 They tend to get junk,wall hangers etc.Obviously,no criminal is going to turn in their bread winner.Left wing masturbation.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (9XBK2)

14 I am so sick at all the stupid in this country.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 26, 2013 09:24 PM (RZ8pf)


Maybe the Zombie Apocalypse has already started, just not the way we expected...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

15 12
Those people who "sat the election out in disgust",disgust me.Congratulations,you re elected the worst President ever.


Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:24 PM (9XBK2)


yeah they used to disgust me too....but...i cant really hold it against them anymore. Why should they bend over willingly to get fucked by their own party when they are already getting fucked by the democrats

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (+OTLF)

16
10 So according to headlines in local media the response to Seattle first gun buy back in 20 years was overwhelming. I am sure tons of criminals traded in their guns for gift cards. Hahahaha yeah right. I am so sick at all the stupid in this country.
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 26, 2013 09:24 PM (RZ8pf)


I wonder how many people in that gun buy back are going out and taking that money to buy a new gun that they really want. Afterall sounds like doing a trade in for a new car.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:27 PM (GULKT)

17 'Lo, 'rons. We tried a Peruvian restaurant tonight -- la comida esta muy sabrosa.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 09:27 PM (kaalw)

18
The idiot anti-gun people do not understand that just because there is not a pile of dead bodies to view, that guns deter crime. They deter and stop crime without ever being fired.

Most cases are just like this one. The bad guy(s) sees the gun and runs away. This happens 100,000-200,000 times a year. And most are never reported, because the criminals are scared away BEFORE the crime happens.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2013 09:27 PM (zLp5I)

19 Oh come on Bannion, I like me some Palin. Don't ruin it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:27 PM (GEICT)

20 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 09:28 PM (JMmQ9)

21 Why should they bend over willingly to get fucked by their own party when they are already getting fucked by the democrats

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (+OTLF)


because at least the Rhinos use KY Jelly and give yu a reach around

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2013 09:28 PM (jE38p)

22 Good evening.

Something atmospheric tonight?

The Gathering - Frail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2yGLYXP6I

From their album, How To Measure A Planet?

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:28 PM (LUnTP)

23 14...meh...and Joe's answer would've been Batman.

Posted by: Max Wedge at January 26, 2013 09:29 PM (BbS5+)

24 Don't ruin it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:27 PM (GEICT)


EVERYTHING MUST BE RUINED!

Otherwise, we can't alienate enough allies to lose in 2014!!!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2013 09:29 PM (bxiXv)

25 21 Yep,and if they even THINK you might be armed they don't even try in the first place.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:29 PM (9XBK2)

26 15 10 They tend to get junk,wall hangers etc.Obviously,no criminal is going to turn in their bread winner.Left wing masturbation.

Maybe I'll just hand in this gun that I used to kill somebody. The witless fools will abide by their stupid "trust" pledge and destroy the gun. Bingo, no more evidence!

Posted by: "Law Abiding Criminal" at January 26, 2013 09:29 PM (twze8)

27 This was a woman who could not credibly answer the question, "What books do you read?"



So yeah, she sure is a beacon of wisdom here. Yeah, that's it.



A beacon of wisdom.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (1VsOx)

Ok i am only going to say...You are a fucking idiot for a) misquoting the question that was what newspapers do you read regularly and b) completely peddling the main stream media bs that palin is stupid and obama is so smart.

You know what...just put the obama cock back in your mouth and suck it and dont come up for air till you turn blue.
fucking retards still dont get it.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:30 PM (+OTLF)

28 22 Oh come on Bannion, I like me some Palin. Don't ruin it.

Let's face it, you like you some Sarah Palin in running shorts.

That's what you like.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:30 PM (1VsOx)

29 And Adriane is right, Truvia makes the better stevia sugar.

Had a coupon so I got some packets of Stevia In The Raw. Just...not nearly the same. It's not even sweet.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:30 PM (LUnTP)

30 You know what...just put the obama cock back in your mouth and suck it and dont come up for air till you turn blue.
fucking retards still dont get it.


You must be new here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:31 PM (1VsOx)

31 12 I could not agree more

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 09:32 PM (XDC0v)

32 If Romney won,we'd be getting a real investigation into Benghazi.Women wouldn't be okayed for combat duty.A coordinated attack on 2nd Amendment rights wouldn't be going on.I could go on.Obama will go on.The country will continue to "fundamentally change".

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:32 PM (9XBK2)

33 Well, everyone have a fun Drunken Asshole Saturday!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2013 09:32 PM (bxiXv)

34 The Gathering - Great Ocean Road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoR_i7XAh9k

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:32 PM (LUnTP)

35 Let's face it, you like you some Sarah Palin in running shorts.

That's what you like.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:30 PM (1VsOx)



Well yes, a jogging bra would be a bonus. But I like the Palin period. The ability to cause the libs' heads to explode as easily as she does....that gets mucho points in my book.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)

36 "Cats".....worst thing I ever saw on stage.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 09:33 PM (MPjT8)

37 Arbalest, I saw your post earlier about the McCarthy Ranch Walmart. Mt. View was similar: .243, .270, and lots of 30-06. They definitely had more this week than last week..

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 09:33 PM (FcR7P)

38 8 DAve, it's one of my favorite songs.

I know a lot of people hate the Dead, but they should really give it a listen.
Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 09:22 PM (xTHBC)


+1000

The Dead are a quintessentially American band. Their songs frequently touched on themes like freedom, the open road, etc.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

39 Just watched Gran Torino again. I swear it gets better with subsequent viewings.

BW, it's airing again on TNT now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (piMMO)

40 Grumpy cat is the ultimate doom cat

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (NzBQO)

41 36 If Romney won,we'd be getting a real investigation into Benghazi.Women wouldn't be okayed for combat duty.A coordinated attack on 2nd Amendment rights wouldn't be going on.I could go on.Obama will go on.The country will continue to "fundamentally change".


Oh, we might still have gotten it. But you can bet it all would have been reversed by Day Two of a Romney administration.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (1VsOx)

42 Wait,who wants to see Chris Christie in biker shorts?

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (9XBK2)

43 What the fuck is this? The day of trolls and the fucking retarded? We got people commenting that probably don't have the mental acuity necessary to shit then wipe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

44 36
If Romney won,we'd be getting a real investigation into Benghazi.Women
wouldn't be okayed for combat duty.A coordinated attack on 2nd Amendment
rights wouldn't be going on.I could go on.Obama will go on.The country
will continue to "fundamentally change".


Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:32 PM (9XBK2)
WHo are you kidding?If romney won, right now the Nancy Pelosi Mitt Romney sex tape would be all over the news as he cozied up to the oposition to work across the aisle...

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (+OTLF)

45 I mentioned on the ONT we would be going to see Rand Paul this morning and the Dead Sea Scrolls this afternoon. I can't really say I was all that impressed with Rand Paul. He said some good stuff but also had some weasel worlds. Maybe he's just being a realist but he says the fight against Obama care is over and, unless the states go bankrupt, it will continue to be the law of the land. Nice guy but no Reagan. We got nuttin in Washington.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (JKNDp)

46 yeah they used to disgust me too....but...i cant really hold it against them anymore. Why should they bend over willingly to get fucked by their own party when they are already getting fucked by the democrats

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26

you are apprently unfamiliar with the concept of "lesser of two evils." being forced to bend over and take one is never a desirable option but there are certainly gradations of worse in terms of who you are fucked by and how you are fucked. it can always be worse, and obama is worse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

47 31 I'm not, and i agree

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 09:35 PM (XDC0v)

48 That is one angry pussy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 09:35 PM (jucos)

49
40 "Cats".....worst thing I ever saw on stage.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 09:33 PM (MPjT


Did it get you a blowjob though? There's got to be some "Subtext" that was worth sacrificing your mancard to sit through it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:35 PM (GULKT)

50 47
What the fuck is this? The day of trolls and the fucking retarded? We
got people commenting that probably don't have the mental acuity
necessary to shit then wipe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

wipe first
problem solved

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:35 PM (+OTLF)

51 "Following the war Wojtek rose through the ranks and went on to command the Polish army from 1958 until his death in 1963."

Heh. I love Polish jokes.

Here's a Serbian one: "Napa."

Thank you. Try the veal.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 09:36 PM (eHIJJ)

52 >>>The ability to cause the libs' heads to explode as easily as she does....

This superpower alone is worth much.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:36 PM (4Mv1T)

53

41 t-bird

I figured they had a shipment due in soon. Still, having only the traditional most popular hunting calibers still in stock is an indicator ... getting a .243 rifle might be a good idea.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 26, 2013 09:36 PM (gcwak)

54 Why would Romney "cozy up" to the minority leader?

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:36 PM (9XBK2)

55 you are apprently unfamiliar with the concept of
"lesser of two evils." being forced to bend over and take one is never a
desirable option but there are certainly gradations of worse in terms
of who you are fucked by and how you are fucked. it can always be
worse, and obama is worse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

Lesser of two evils...is that like the distinction between rape and legitimate rape?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:36 PM (+OTLF)

56 I'm up for a gun buy-back


Now, my HK USP, that's the big one. Billy Badass is gonna set you back 10 Gs

The .38 snubby's going for 7 Gs. 7 big ones for Officer Krupke.

Finally, the Kahr, the little 9mm, the stinger, that's gonna cost ya a nice round 5 Gs.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (8sCoq)

57 shit then wipe.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

What? That's the way? Why wasn't I told?!?

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (LUnTP)

58 Gun buyback reminds me of the only episode of Harry's law I ever watched. Harry is defending this fat women who robbed a bar or cigarette convenience store after finding a gun.

Harry is arguing that this fat women did it because she was hungry yada yada. What pissed me off was the DA's lines neglected to point out this woman was a long ways from starving, could have pawned the gun instead of holding up an honest business, was eligible for SNAP if she was too poor to afford to buy food..... I decided I was done with that lefty trash show right then and there.

Posted by: Palerider at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (FYUWS)

59 59
Why would Romney "cozy up" to the minority leader?


Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:36 PM (9XBK2)

cause she is sexy and has animal magnetism...?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (+OTLF)

60


Charles Foster Katt


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (wUD5d)

61 Lesser of two evils...is that like the distinction between rape and legitimate rape?
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January

no, not like that

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

62 Following the war Wojtek rose through the ranks and went on to command the Polish army from 1958 until his death in 1963.

*******

So wait a second here. The bear commanded the Polish Army? How awesome is that!?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (1OZSU)

63 Went to the Venice airport today to see the display of a B-17, B-24, and a P-51C

One of the sweetest sounds in the world is hearing a Mustang start up, take off, and do a pass overhead.

Those bombers aren't exactly roomy inside. The tail gunner has a box for the gunner's head that's smaller than some helmets I've seen.

The planes are owned by the Collings Foundation

http://www.collingsfoundation.org

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (wwsoB)

64 The eagle/goat video from this morning's open thread deserves a repeat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FFlFy8eM

In fact it should be promoted and featured on the ONT.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

65 Was it books Sean or was it newspapers?
I was thinking it was newspapers but I could be wrong.
I also kind if remember her having a kind of dumbfounded look on her face when asked.
I was thinking she wanted to say something like;
"I'm governor of a state you ignorant scrunt. I've been kind of busy kicking oil company ass and getting an agreement put together for an incredible pipeline among other things. I don't have time to read idiot, left wing propaganda rags. People do that for me."
One of the occasions she was too nice.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (k4ET0)

66 The Gathering - Rescue Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcm6xRORFU8

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (LUnTP)

67 Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (JKNDp)

Hope the Dead Sea scrolls were less disappointing.

Posted by: Mindy at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (8PYbo)

68 But I like the Palin period. The ability to cause the libs' heads to explode as easily as she does....that gets mucho points in my book.

Agree. BUT....

My rap on her is the same one I had with Akin.

You're a politician. You get paid to a) think on your feet and b) articulate yourself clearly. Those are the tools of a politician. You don't have to be a policy wonk (although it's nice if you can do that too), but you DO have to be able to sell yourself and your ideas.

Both failed on multiple occasions.

I am not saying her ideas are wrong...they aren't. They are spot on. I'm saying her ability to sell was sub-optimal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (1VsOx)

69 Sikes, who is wheelchair-bound, says he was watching TV when he heard a noise, and saw a man standing in the hallway of his home. He says he didn't hesitate to grab his handgun when he heard the noise.
"I reached and got the gun out of my drawer and kind of raised it up," Sikes said. "He took off and ran out the front door."

What a jackass! Why couldn't he have just called 911??

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 26, 2013 09:39 PM (Rca6Q)

70 71 Was it books Sean or was it newspapers?

No he was right, it was newspapers.

Although I am failing to see how it undermines the basic point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:39 PM (1VsOx)

71 Look! Squirrel!

Posted by: Borg-Hijacked AoSHQ at January 26, 2013 09:40 PM (eHIJJ)

72 I mentioned on the ONT we would be going to see Rand Paul this morning and the Dead Sea Scrolls this afternoon. I can't really say I was all that impressed with Rand Paul. He said some good stuff but also had some weasel worlds. Maybe he's just being a realist but he says the fight against Obama care is over and, unless the states go bankrupt, it will continue to be the law of the land. Nice guy but no Reagan. We got nuttin in Washington.

****

I think he might be selling a realistic view. Obamacare may be beaten piece by piece but, as a whole, it's the law of the land. For now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 09:40 PM (piMMO)

73 Wonder if Seattle is buying back canoes with holes in the bottom. 'Cause that's all I have left from "Take Your Guns Across The Lake Day" last week.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 09:40 PM (1OZSU)

74
Did it get you a blowjob though? There's got to be some "Subtext" that was worth sacrificing your mancard to sit through it.Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:35 PM (GULKT)
------------------------------
Sigh...no.
I guess I'm queer as a football bat.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 09:40 PM (MPjT8)

75 69 Yeah,they were considered huge in their day but we have single seat fighters as big as they were now.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:40 PM (9XBK2)

76
I like Palin. She scares the shit out of the establishment and she's good looking. And even if she were as stupid as people say she isshe would beno worse that the invertebrate pussies we have in place now.

Posted by: CrotchetyoldJarhead at January 26, 2013 09:41 PM (ummNV)

77 Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (JKNDp)


Maybe he wanted to talk about what a bunch of ninnies the current leadership are but was constrained by misbegotten notions of party loyalty?

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:41 PM (LUnTP)

78 Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (k4ET0)

Teej, I think she also recognized it as one of those questions that no matter how she answered it, the media were going to make hay with it.

Posted by: Mindy at January 26, 2013 09:41 PM (8PYbo)

79 67
Lesser of two evils...is that like the distinction between rape and legitimate rape?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January



no, not like that

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (Z9EHQ)
but if you are getting screwed in the ass by the democrats that is the greater of the evils? where as getting screwed in the ass by your own party is a lesser evil?
Either way you dont want to get screwed, and you protest and they still "rape" you.So is it still rape or isnt it? I think you get what i am saying.THe lesser of two evils argument has been used by rotten mother fuckers for years to get you to bend over and let them stick it to you with minimal fuss...whats the difference...you are still fucking screwed.Its this whole lesser of two evils bs thats got us where we are today.Lets try a different approach...just say no to getting ass raped.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:41 PM (+OTLF)

80 My rap on her is the same one I had with Akin.

You're a politician. You get paid to a) think on your feet and b) articulate yourself clearly. Those are the tools of a politician. You don't have to be a policy wonk (although it's nice if you can do that too), but you DO have to be able to sell yourself and your ideas.

Both failed on multiple occasions.

I am not saying her ideas are wrong...they aren't. They are spot on. I'm saying her ability to sell was sub-optimal.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (1VsOx)



See, they're totally different in my book. She spoke poorly at times, didn't say things well, wasn't as quick on her feet as she should've been. But she was spot on in the basics, as you pointed out. Akin started from a not only wrong point, but a truly and epically fucktarded one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT)

81 Maybe the Zombie Apocalypse has already started, just not the way we expected...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2013 09:26 PM (bxiXv)

It has. The reaction to Zimmerman and Romney on Twitter finally convinced me. The zombies are already here. Thank G-d that they're generally aren't large groups of them in meatspace yet, just in digital.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (wbeNt)

82 Walmart did actually get a few things in, and actually put them on the shelves. 45ACP for the first time in quite a while. And quite the pleasant price.

I had read somewhere that their managers had been ordered not to restock ammo shelves recently. Glad the manager at our local metrosexual store belayed that order.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (4Mv1T)

83 Dramatic squirrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (8sCoq)

84 Obamacare may be beaten piece by piece but, as a whole, it's the law of the land. For now.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 09:40 PM (piMMO)

I think that's about right.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (LUnTP)

85 >>>fucking retards still dont get it

I guess you fucking just don't get it. If you can't defend yourself we can't do it for you. Take a look at Romney; far fewer flaws (which he did not manage well) and we still couldn't defend him when he fell short doing it himself. Palin has had years and done nothing to remediate her image. At this point how can you imagine we could push her across the line? It would take a substantial level of media management competency she has never shown she has.

If she can't get into 55% favorable on her own accord there is no way she'll survive a national campaign.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (GE1+K)

86 Sarah Palin brings out the hidden elitism in people.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 09:43 PM (jp2Ur)

87 We tried a Peruvian restaurant tonight -- la comida esta muy sabrosa.

You guys try the pisco coothie? That was one of the highlights of my trip to peru.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 09:43 PM (gfpCB)

88 I like Palin. She scares the shit out of the establishment and she's good looking. And even if she were as stupid as people say she isshe would beno worse that the invertebrate pussies we have in place now.
Posted by: CrotchetyoldJarhead

I like palin but while she is not as stupid as everyone int the media would have you believe she is not as smart as she thinks she is. she should have taken some time off after she ran for vp and hired some good media coaches. she should not have quit her day job either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

89 If Mitt had won, he'd be trying to pass 'sensible' gun laws after Newtown.

This is a guy who signed an assault weapon ban.

Well, that's in my opinion anyway. It's useless to speculate.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 09:44 PM (uhAkr)

90 65 I got the impression not that she had nothing to say but that she was gaming out in her mind what the lapdog media would say about whatever she replied. She recognized the trap and refused to walk in. People bitch so much about how much they despise "professional politicians" but then they denigrate anyone who doesn't behave like one.

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 09:44 PM (XDC0v)

91 Well yes, a jogging bra would be a bonus. But I like
the Palin period. The ability to cause the libs' heads to explode as
easily as she does....that gets mucho points in my book.



Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:33 PM

Not just that, but Sarahcuda's superpowers even caused Ace to ban himself yesterday

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 09:44 PM (wwsoB)

92 We got people commenting that probably don't have the mental acuity necessary to shit then wipe.

*****

Nobody told me there was going to be hygiene.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 09:44 PM (1OZSU)

93 got people commenting that probably don't have the mental acuity

necessary to shit then wipe.


It's all right lads, I always poo before I get up.

Posted by: Vyv Basterd at January 26, 2013 09:44 PM (YXpp9)

94 Wait,who wants to see Chris Christie in biker shorts?
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:34 PM (9XBK2)
----------------------------------------------------------
And a Manzier?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 09:44 PM (jucos)

95 When I read what Palin says I'm always in agreement.
When I see her presentation, while attractive as all get out, she irritates me.

Maybe that says as much about me as her, But then I'm not running for anything.

......my feets hurt.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (aZ6ew)

96 The Islamists have copied my style of dismemberment machines:

Iran Unveils New Machine For Amputating Fingers Of Thieves…

http://tinyurl.com/aezedhl

Posted by: Jigsaw at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (twze8)

97 That's the sad thing about Bostonians and Massholes. They don't get America, and they don't get Palin.
They don't even get that they are a sacrificial anode.
"No, really. Boston really is cool. Is too!"

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (1V6Pv)

98 I am not saying her ideas are wrong...they aren't. They are spot on. I'm saying her ability to sell was sub-optimal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (1VsOx)

I think her ability to capture the essence of the commies war against the Constitution more than makes up for her ability to sell. I find the media and the RINO establishment were major contributors to her sub-optimal performance, which was still 100x that of any other Repub and 1000x that of Juan Amnesty Kerry McCain!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (Cnqmv)

99 Can we get back to talking about Grumpy Cat?

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (xTHBC)

100 The Gathering - My Electricity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHOhpJ4eVIM

Speaking of electricity, I noticed for the first time windmills out passed the airport.

Where the hell did those come from?

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (LUnTP)

101 Yeah,what Akin said was epic fucktard.What bothers me is that Dems get away with it all the time.57 States.Islands tipping over.Eating at Diners that no longer exist.The list goes on.They pay no consequences.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:46 PM (9XBK2)

102 Good evening HQ horde. Making the lib heads explode is indeed an asset. Making the GOP establishment heads explode is a bonus. Win-win.

Posted by: zeera at January 26, 2013 09:46 PM (6JlRh)

103 Posted by: Sean Bannion

Soooooo, are you as dead set as you are coming across on bringing the palin wars to the ont caturday edition?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 09:47 PM (gfpCB)

104 The scrolls themselved were quite impressive in their detail and condition. Initially The dealer that bought them from the Bedouin had trouble convincing buyers they were real because of the good condition. The writing was very fine. Hard to believe they were written with a quill pen. The ink on the pieces on display was quite dark and had good contrast with the papyrus. I was really more impressed with pottery and other items accompanying the scrolls. It gave a more vibrant and realistic view of what life must been like for the period. I, being an idiot, thought the Dead Sea Scrolls included references to the New Testament but they didn't as carbon dating puts their origination a short time previous to Christ.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:47 PM (JKNDp)

105 Not a huge Dead fan, but the series "The Will:Family Secrets Revealed" had Garcia's on the other night, they've also done Hendrix, Robert Johnson and James Brown, pretty good series with some new info I never knew, but then again I'm not that bright.

Posted by: mbruce at January 26, 2013 09:47 PM (SKoNZ)

106 Anyone here who ever slobbered over Chris ChrispyCremes should abstain from any denigration of Palin. At least her boobs are supposed to be there

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 09:48 PM (wwsoB)

107 Good evening HQ horde. Making the lib heads explode is indeed an asset.
Making the GOP establishment heads explode is a bonus. Win-win.


Making the ONT assplode, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 26, 2013 09:48 PM (cjCVr)

108 99 Can we get back to talking about Grumpy Cat?


Is there a way we can turn that into an argument?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 09:48 PM (uhAkr)

109 I'm up for a gun buy-back

Me, too. You could probably make out pretty well. What is it customary to hand out, $100 per weapon? I would definitely like to cut in on the government's action.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 09:48 PM (FcR7P)

110 maybe my favorite Sarah pic

http://is.gd/wRV226

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (8sCoq)

111 What would have happened if Sarah Palin had stayed Gov. of Alaska?

Would the lawsuits have stopped?

Would the financial ruin she faced have disappeared?

Would she have able to govern well?

Make the case that she did the wrong thing for herself and for Alaska.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (jp2Ur)

112 The Russians also had a bear. He was given special smartness syrup in Russia's super-soldier program and went by the name of Ursa Major. He wore a special Melto-Ray strapped on his chest (only useful when he stood on his hind legs) and wore large boxing gloves with a hammer and sickle on them.

He went on to battle many of Marvel's heroes in the 1950s, but has not appeared since 1959. Stan Lee said of the character, "This is stupid," the only time anyone has ever heard Stan Lee express anything with fewer than seventeen words.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (I2LwF)

113 Iran Unveils New Machine For Amputating Fingers Of Thieves…



http://tinyurl.com/aezedhl



Posted by: Jigsaw at January 26, 2013 09:45 PM (twze

Dayum, the muz can move into the 19th century.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (Cnqmv)

114 Anyone here who ever slobbered over Chris ChrispyCremes should abstain from any denigration of Palin. At least her boobs are supposed to be there

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26

are there any republicans who are fans of his anymore?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

115 70
71 Was it books Sean or was it newspapers?



No he was right, it was newspapers.



Although I am failing to see how it undermines the basic point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:39 PM (1VsOx)
Yawn.Find that probing interview where any reporter conducts a hostile interview over several days with Dear Leader berating him repeatedly about his stance on abortion and then asks him what newspapers he reads...and see if he doesnt finally get pissy and flippant about being treated in a condescending manner...oh wait you cant.You equate her getting irrate and responding to that cunt couric with I read whatever comes across my desk..we arent illiterate in alaska we get the same newspapers you do, they may come a little later in print but we have access to the internet too.But no dips like you just eat the crap served up by the BS Media...oh she cant name a single newspaper.Tell me which fucking newspaper is worth reading anyway?Washington Obama Cocksucking Post?New York Barack Blowjobs Times?The Atlantic find the pregnancy suit edition?The LA lets hide that tape Times?Which one is so esteemed that its worth reading to find out the truth about whats going on?
seriously...ANd dips like you are still..."oh my god she couldnt name a fucking book newspaper!"seriously...the country got exactly the president it deserved...

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (+OTLF)

116 "proven common-sense solutions" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Windbag.

Posted by: Al at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (V70Uh)

117 The Gathering - Liberty Bell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtrA_FF6ngk

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (LUnTP)

118 11 Those people who "sat the election out in disgust",disgust me.Congratulations,you re elected the worst President ever.
Posted by: steely at January 26, 2013 09:24 PM (9XBK2)

They disgust me too!

Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (z4WKX)

119 h/t to Drudge
http://preview.tinyurl.com/bym2mop
Oh, goody! Teh Mitts sez he not goin' away.
Mebbe he and McCain will get together to tell us poor fools that, "You know, the Dem Commies are really right about a lot of things." They'll get Wall Street and other fags to contribute. They'll hire David Frum and that weak and flabby Rove to tell us all what to believe.
I believe this: just about the only thing that could make a Masshole politician worse would be his being a Mormon.
Go away, Mitt.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 09:50 PM (1V6Pv)

120 I knew some apolitical women that were excited to vote for Palin because she was a chick. They went back to the dems when she didn't run.

Posted by: Invictus at January 26, 2013 09:50 PM (OQpzc)

121
I paraphrase Rand Paul, Contrary to what some would say we are not the idiot party.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:50 PM (JKNDp)

122 112 No,they had Ursa Major in the 80's.He could transform himself into a bear.He was part of a team of Soviet super soldiers.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 09:51 PM (9XBK2)

123 maybe my favorite Sarah pic

http://is.gd/wRV226
Posted by: Jones in CO at January

she should give in and do a playboy spread

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

124 "Buck Ofama" - a bumper sticker I spotted yesterday.

Evening 'rons.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 09:51 PM (5H6zj)

125 are there any republicans who are fans of his anymore?

I think Ann Coulter still wants to tongue his asshole.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 09:51 PM (uhAkr)

126 Again, thanks to Drudge:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/bbbat3x
Perfect! Just a few megatons more.
Let's do 'er.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 09:51 PM (1V6Pv)

127 Democracy is NOT a Clown Car

An “Election Modernization” symposium was held in Nevada and featured the Nevada Secretary of State and political ladder climber Ross Miller, a far left “Democracy Councel” for the Brennan Center for Justice, the President of the leftist Ramirez group of political consultants, and the Minnisota Secretary of State of presided over the questionable certification of Al Franken’s victory in the 2008 Minnisota senate race. With such a “balanced” panel, it is no wonder that their proposals amounted to maximizing the number of people they could shove into a voting booth like it was a clown car.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1251

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (Vk2pI)

128
114 Anyone here who ever slobbered over Chris ChrispyCremes should abstain from any denigration of Palin. At least her boobs are supposed to be there Posted by: kbdabear at January 26 are there any republicans who are fans of his anymore?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM (Z9EHQ)


Is Ann Coulter still hoping to lift up his fat rolls so she can suck his dick?

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GULKT)

129
If she can't get into 55% favorable on her own accord there is no way she'll survive a national campaign.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (GE1+K)
The fuck? when did i say palin for president?
Stop projecting.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (+OTLF)

130 I'm thinking the tuxedo-wearing, opera-going, hand-clapping cat has a head that is too big for its body. Wait just a second- did somebody digitally alter that video?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (1OZSU)

131 >>>Make the case that she did the wrong thing for herself and for Alaska.

That's not the point. She's failed to convince America she did the right thing. Until she does she's done. Period. If she can't manage her image than she can't win. It really is that simple.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GE1+K)

132 Is there a way we can turn that into an argument?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk


The cat is Mexican therefore, according to the trolls, we wish to see in stuffed into a gas-oven and roasted alive.

Duh!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (xz0nG)

133 Hmmm. I've been considering acquiring a weapon. Perhaps I should host a gun buy-back -- kind of a reverse garage sale.

Posted by: Mindy at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (8PYbo)

134 she should give in and do a playboy spread
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

That'd be a license to print money right there.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (LUnTP)

135 111 +11

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (XDC0v)

136 I had read somewhere that their managers had been ordered not to restock ammo shelves recently.

At 'my' store there was a note to the manager (which he taped up to the ammo display case) that no more customer orders would be accepted. Corporate would make the buys and distribute as they saw fit.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (FcR7P)

137 See, they're totally different in my book. She spoke poorly at times, didn't say things well, wasn't as quick on her feet as she should've been. But she was spot on in the basics, as you pointed out. Akin started from a not only wrong point, but a truly and epically fucktarded one.

We're polar opposites on this. I knew what Akin was trying to say. The point was....you don't talk about that shit because any Republican who has been in the game more than 10 minutes knows that the press is not your friend and you need to know how to keep the conversation on point. Nth failure to do so means de facto that you're not a good politician.

As to your view that Palin had the right ideas (and I of course agree) but "spoke poorly at times"....well, that's my point. You are a Republican in a national race, you don't get to have an inarticulate moment. You have to be twice as good as a Democrat just to be thought of as competent. Not fair...not right....in fact it's fucking bullshit....but it's the way it is.

You have to be able to sell the message, failure to do do, for whatever reason means you're not a good politician. This is my basic point.

The thing about politics is, you'll see the Peter Principle in action on a routine basis.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (1VsOx)

138
121 I paraphrase Rand Paul, Contrary to what some would say we are not the idiot party.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:50 PM (JKNDp)


Did you ask him to prove it?

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (GULKT)

139 I think Ann Coulter still wants to tongue his asshole.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January

hm. I can see why there is debate over Palin but treachery is kind of a deal breaker, no forgiveness.

I do not have any idea what obama promised him but he has not gotten anything and there are people in nj living in houses without heat and electricity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

140 The cat is Mexican therefore, according to the trolls, we wish to see in stuffed into a gas-oven and roasted alive.

Bah. The cat is Norwegian. You can tell because it's unhappy.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (uhAkr)

141 Now that the ONT is up, we can discuss the finer talents of Jerry Gracia as a damn fine four fingered 5-string banjo player. Damn Fine.

And if you were here last night, you know that I know.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (4Mv1T)

142 makes no difference what newspapers Palin reads. The MSM would have trashed her no matter what she said.

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 09:54 PM (jDjlM)

143 I had read somewhere that their managers had been ordered not to restock ammo shelves recently. Glad the manager at our local metrosexual store belayed that order.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM


IIRC, the whole "Walmart not re-stocking ammo" dealio was discussed here on the ONOT within the past week, and it had been de-bunked. They're not re-stocking on purpose, they're not re-stocked because they cannot get enough ammo from the suppliers...

Locally, the Walmart in Saline, Michigan (just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor) has very little on the shelves. Lots of .22 short, a few boxes of .22LR "Stinger"-type stuff (won't chamber in my HP22), a box or two of .44 Mag, and a couple of boxes of .45 ACP, just to mock me (oh, how I long for a .45).

They still have plenty of shot-shells, but are woe-fully short on the "hunting" caliber ammo.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 09:54 PM (JMmQ9)

144 Man, I gotta quit talking so I can keep up reading everyone else is saying.
One last thing.
McCain was trailing before the Palin selection. They took and expanded the lead up until McCain suspended the campaign to go "help" with the financial to do.
If you really want to know what an effective leader she was if the pussy pubs would have stood up beside her like men watch The Undefeated. No, not the John Wayne, Rock Hudson one.
Now I have to go probably a hundred comments upthread an try to catch up.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:54 PM (XXIrM)

145 138


121 I paraphrase Rand Paul, Contrary to what some would say we are not the idiot party.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:50 PM (JKNDp)



Did you ask him to prove it?

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (GULKT)

He cant.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 09:54 PM (+OTLF)

146 Bah. The cat is Norwegian. You can tell because it's unhappy.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk


Wait, wasn't it the Finns that were suicidally aggressive?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2013 09:55 PM (xz0nG)

147 Evening fappers. I'm at 6800 words on this story so far, which makes me happy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 26, 2013 09:55 PM (hpDVh)

148 You are a Republican in a national race, you don't get to have an inarticulate moment.



Then nobody will ever be good enough. Because as much as they'd like to think otherwise, politicians are normal people. They're going to fuck up. They're going to trip over their words or stumble or say the wrong thing. It will happen.


And sorry, Akin is beyond fucktarded. "Legitimate rape"??? That's so far beyond a simple misstatement that I don't even have a term for it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)

149 The Gathering - Red Is A Slow Colour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR2ECElNRSk

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (LUnTP)

150 Palin spoke poorly at times? Like when she talked about campaigning in 56 states or graduating in the top half of her law school class?

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (jDjlM)

151 I think her ability to capture the essence of the commies war against the Constitution more than makes up for her ability to sell.

Whereas I might agree with you that principle and substance trumps the cult of personality, the test of the country did not.

So now we have the Affirmative Action President.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (1VsOx)

152 jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright: "The lesser of two evils argument has been used by rotten mother fuckers
for years to get you to bend over and let them stick it to you with
minimal fuss...


Yep. That dog don't hunt. When conservatives get some pandering and tangible results from the party, THEN it'll be time to reconsider re-accepting that "lesser" argument. I've been corralled into wasting too much time, money, and energy (all of which are finite) because I've had a sh*t sandwich as opposed to a giant douche forced down my gullet. Time's up. You've used up your chances.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (eHIJJ)

153 >>>The MSM would have trashed her no matter what she said.
And?

So what?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GE1+K)

154 No, they lie, we are afraid to tell the truth, they burn her church down, hang her in effigy, have a stalker move in next door, spreading slander, and marking a path to her doorstep, Whereas what did Romney learn in the 6 years he was running for President,

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (Jsiw/)

155 That's not the point. She's failed to convince America she did the right thing. Until she does she's done. Period. If she can't manage her image than she can't win. It really is that simple.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (GE1+K)

Did she convince you?

She had no obligation to convince the country she did the right thing. The country had an obligation to pay attention to the facts and it failed to do so. Just as it failed to do so on Nov 6th.

Sarah Palin was obligated to do the right thing for her family and Alaska. That's it.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (jp2Ur)

156
143 I had read somewhere that their managers had been ordered not to restock ammo shelves recently. Glad the manager at our local metrosexual store belayed that order. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM IIRC, the whole "Walmart not re-stocking ammo" dealio was discussed here on the ONOT within the past week, and it had been de-bunked. They're not re-stocking on purpose, they're not re-stocked because they cannot get enough ammo from the suppliers... Locally, the Walmart in Saline, Michigan (just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor) has very little on the shelves. Lots of .22 short, a few boxes of .22LR "Stinger"-type stuff (won't chamber in my HP22), a box or two of .44 Mag, and a couple of boxes of .45 ACP, just to mock me (oh, how I long for a .45). They still have plenty of shot-shells, but are woe-fully short on the "hunting" caliber ammo.
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 09:54 PM (JMmQ9)


I was just at walmart tonight. At the checkout counter there was a paper up saying "To best serve our customers we are currently limiting ammo purchases to 3 boxes per customer per day."

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 09:57 PM (GULKT)

157 I realize I will draw heavy fire for this, but The Gratetful Dead is highly over-rated


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 09:58 PM (8sCoq)

158 Palin? Meh! she's no Hillary Rottman Clinton. http://tinypic.com/r/seyihx/6On the upside If Hillary would have done this for Bill Monica wouldn't have looked so good to Bill.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 26, 2013 09:58 PM (JKNDp)

159 are there any republicans who are fans of his anymore?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:49 PM

Mee! Mee! Ohhh, meeee !!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Real Republican at January 26, 2013 09:58 PM (wwsoB)

160 I think Ann Coulter still wants to tongue his asshole.

Before AND after he gives birth to the headless brown trout.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 09:58 PM (gfpCB)

161 You are a Republican in a national race, you don't get to have an inarticulate moment.

We don't need a candidate, we need reporters.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (FcR7P)

162 That Attenborough clip would've been funnier if the squirrel was replaced with a certain humanity-hating British nature show narrator.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (5H6zj)

163 141 Now that the ONT is up, we can discuss the finer talents of Jerry Gracia as a damn fine four fingered 5-string banjo player. Damn Fine. And if you were here last night, you know that I know.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (4Mv1T)

******

I saw a patient the other day with six toes on each foot. Wonder how she would do on a banjo.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (1OZSU)

164 what does a grateful dead fan say when he stops taking drugs? "Man, this band sucks..."

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (jDjlM)

165 87
We tried a Peruvian restaurant tonight -- la comida esta muy sabrosa.



You guys try the pisco coothie? That was one of the highlights of my trip to peru.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 09:43 PM (gfpCB)


No, we went early and were too stuffed by the time we were done. This is the place -- http://s172518151.onlinehome.us/isabellas/site/ -- we both started with side salads, and then the BH had the "Cau Cau de Mariscos" and I had the "Bistek Encebollado". I don't think either of us made it even halfway into the rice.

Besides, in another week the doc has scheduled lab tests for my liver and I'm trying to make it seem that I have one. (Nothing in particular, just part of the "turning 50" thing.)

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (kaalw)

166 Then nobody will ever be good enough

Yeah. That's what I am afraid of - that the country has gone full retard.

Never go full retard.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (1VsOx)

167 I assume christy's plans for the future consist entirely of playing the fat bastard character in mike meyers films.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

168 I realize I will draw heavy fire for this, but The Gratetful Dead is highly over-rated




Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 09:58 PM


No argument here.

Posted by: Berserker at January 26, 2013 10:00 PM (FMbng)

169 >>I realize I will draw heavy fire for this, but The Gratetful Dead is highly over-rated

I don't claim they're the greatest band in the world, but I do enjoy their music. Some of their lyrics don't even need music.

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 10:00 PM (xTHBC)

170 So now we have the Affirmative Action President.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (1VsOx)
--------------------------------------------------------
Funny how the Affirmative Action types always fail up. There was an AA type that almost ruined the University my Mom worked at. She was simply awful, rarely showed up to work and when she did she would fight with her staff. The University could not ask her to leave though. She ended up going on to a bigger University.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 10:00 PM (jucos)

171 157 I realize I will draw heavy fire for this, but The Gratetful Dead is highly over-rated
----

Marijuana is a helluva a drug.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 10:00 PM (5H6zj)

172 >She had no obligation to convince the country she did the right thing.
The country had an obligation to pay attention to the facts and it
failed to do so.


any one with more than an ounce of curiosity could have read the stories and discovered that her enemies, fronted by 'concerned citizens', set out to bury her in lawsuits and complaints and legal fees and thus neutralize her

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)

173 what does a grateful dead fan say when he stops taking drugs? "Man, this band sucks..."

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (jDjlM)


Glad I am not alone in this. I found the Dead channel on XM and after a few minutes tried to lose it again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (Cnqmv)

174 I do not have any idea what obama promised him but he has not gotten
anything and there are people in nj living in houses without heat and
electricity.





Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM

TFG got Bruce on his speed dial and FatAss cried like a teenybopper on the phone with Justin Bieber

When the Dem candidate for gov needs money this summer, Fat Boy's man crush will hold a concert to fundraise for the Dem

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Real Republican at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (wwsoB)

175 >>>Did she convince you?

Sure

But until she convinces the American people she won't win a national election. I like her views but she's done unless she's got some real magic we haven't seen yet.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (GE1+K)

176 We don't need a candidate, we need reporters.

This I agree with. Not likely to happen soon.

Now, if we could only find someone who had a spare $2 billion....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (1VsOx)

177 Those bombers aren't exactly roomy inside. The tail gunner has a box for the gunner's head that's smaller than some helmets I've seen.

The planes are owned by the Collings Foundation

http://www.collingsfoundation.org

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 09:38 PM (wwsoB)


Not roomy at all....I toured a B-17 a number of years ago...I could spread my arms and nearly touch both sides of the aircraft at the waist gunners position.

Posted by: BignJames at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (j7iSn)

178 >>hat does a grateful dead fan say when he stops taking drugs? "Man, this band sucks..."

I don't do drugs and I like the Dead.

Honestly, listen to a few of their songs with an open mind.

I can't listen to Sugar Magnolia without smiling.

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (xTHBC)

179 Coulter was on the local conservative Boston talk show Monday. I blocked her out. I did not want to hear a word she said. After all her talk about being in love with that fat fool Chris Christie and then Mitt Romney being the only one that could win, etc I refuse to listen, watch or read anything from her.

Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (z4WKX)

180 Achewood strip discussing The Grateful Dead, briefly...

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02282008

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (LUnTP)

181 (Nothing in particular, just part of the "turning 50" thing.)
-----

Welcome to the club.


Get your colonoscopy done.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (5H6zj)

182 "But i gotta say, once again it looks like the Lady is the only one in
this fucked up party full of pussies and rino assholes and democrat lite
fat fucks like chris crispey that has the balls to speak truth."

She didn't speak any truth, it's more a willful ignorance from her and the rest of the right now. Conservationism didn't lose in 2012, it lost decades ago and to keep pretending it didn't isn't doing shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (Fz2C7)

183 The Gathering - The Big Sleep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQB9n0fz18I

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:02 PM (LUnTP)

184 I liked Palin from the beginning. I still do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

185 Yeah. That's what I am afraid of - that the country has gone full retard.

Never go full retard.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:59 PM (1VsOx)



No doubt.


Soooooo....we started the Palin wars didn't we?


Shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:02 PM (GEICT)

186 157 I realize I will draw heavy fire for this, but The Gratetful Dead is highly over-rated
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 09:58 PM (8sCoq)


*******

I concur.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:02 PM (1OZSU)

187
I'd be willing to bet Palin could hold her own if she had a competent campaign manager andan "in your face Captain Zero" strategy. Nothing outright disrespectful but just call a spade a spade. ( I kill me sometimes...) The man-child is so thin skin and petulant he would self destruct.

And fuck the GOP. Show those ass monkeys no mercy either.

Posted by: CrotchetyoldJarhead at January 26, 2013 10:02 PM (Es08n)

188 At 'my' store there was a note to the manager (which he taped up to the ammo display case) that no more customer orders would be accepted. Corporate would make the buys and distribute as they saw fit.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM


Now, that's starting to make some sense: Walmart gets what they can in a tight market, and "distribute(s) as they (see) fit". Meaning, Walmart distributes to the red states and leaves the blue states hanging. Which, whilst it screws me, is a spot on plan. Distribute the ammo to the people who understand why they need it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 10:02 PM (JMmQ9)

189 >>>any one with more than an ounce of curiosity could have read

Unfortunately our President is apparently chosen by people who have less than an ounce of curiosity.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:03 PM (GE1+K)

190 Just to be sure I have no opinion one way or the other on The Grateful Dead. I think I know one or two songs and that's it.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:03 PM (LUnTP)

191 If Akin had used the word "violent" instead of "legitimate", it wouldn't have had the same damaging impact in my opinion. ONE stupid word derailed the train.

Posted by: 'Ette in training at January 26, 2013 10:03 PM (zvxqj)

192 >>Achewood strip discussing The Grateful Dead, briefly...



>>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02282008

Heh. That's funny. I hate Touch of Grey. It's an acquired taste I guess.

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 10:04 PM (xTHBC)

193 If a dickhead MSM host asked me what newspapers I read, I'd tell them "NONE .. I'm perfectly capable of reading them like any 8 year old, I just choose not to"

or ... "I read the UK newspapers because everyone knows that if you want to know what's REALLY going on in America, you have to go to the British press"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:04 PM (wwsoB)

194 any one with more than an ounce of curiosity could
have read the stories and discovered that her enemies, fronted by
'concerned citizens', set out to bury her in lawsuits and complaints and
legal fees and thus neutralize her


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (8sCoq)

Aren't you glad our bedrock republican principles ensure that we never do this sort of thing to our opponents?


Besides, it might hamper the ability of many of our political consultants to switch sides when the money is right!

Posted by: Karl Rover at January 26, 2013 10:04 PM (Cnqmv)

195 Some of their lyrics don't even need music.
Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 10:00 PM (xTHBC)

*******

Given the musical talent this is fortuitous.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:05 PM (1OZSU)

196 I would vote for Palin in the 2016 Primary and in the general election.

Right now she is the only GOP candidate I would support.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:05 PM (jp2Ur)

197 in another week the doc has scheduled lab tests for my liver and I'm trying to make it seem that I have one.

lol. well, it was served to me straight up, in a tiny little cordial glass. so it probably would have been ok.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:06 PM (gfpCB)

198 #70

The point being why should anyone give a flying fuck if Katie Couric is impressed by her reading the 'correct' propaganda. It was a no-win question. She either came off as bad to the conservatives or evil to the libs. Either way, the network where she was appearing was going to use it as smear material. And it demonstrated the fecklessness of the McCain campaign that they didn't effectively counter it.

So long as the GOP keeps playing suck up to a hostile media the decline is assured. As somebody mentioned elsewhere today, we don't have an opposition party and really need one. This means not seeking the love of people who already hate you.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:06 PM (kcfmt)

199 But enough about The Grateful Dead, more The Gathering.

Anneke Van Giersbergen's voice is beeeeyooooteefull!

Mmmmmmmm, sexy Dutch wench!

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:06 PM (LUnTP)

200 179 Coulter was on the local conservative Boston talk show Monday. I blocked her out. I did not want to hear a word she said. After all her talk about being in love with that fat fool Chris Christie and then Mitt Romney being the only one that could win, etc I refuse to listen, watch or read anything from her.

I still like Ann Coulter. I just think she has lousy taste in men.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 10:07 PM (uhAkr)

201 >>>I saw a patient the other day with six toes on each foot. Wonder how she would do on a banjo.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


Creepy. Nevertheless... got to have an opposable thumb for your pickin' hand on the banjo. I even use my thumb on the fifth string on the fretboard with my left hand when necessary.

Trick pickin'

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)

202 142
makes no difference what newspapers Palin reads. The MSM would have trashed her no matter what she said.

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 09:54 PM (jDjlM)


What she really should have said was, "damn, you guys down there still do words on dead trees?!!? Next, you'll be telling me that people actually respect the scripted opinions of talking-head newsreaders and useful idiot journalists!"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 10:07 PM (kaalw)

203 The Gathering - Marooned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pImXITJdp68

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:07 PM (LUnTP)

204
Well. Palin is no longer associated with Fox,so you'll be able to see what she has in mind for the future.

Always have been a fan, so I'll be watching for sure.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 26, 2013 10:08 PM (SAMxH)

205 holy crap...there must be approx. 1.3 million LEGO™ blocks within a ten foot radius of where I'm sitting right now.

TheBoy™ has some cleanin' up to do...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 10:08 PM (JMmQ9)

206 "I've been smoking for more than twenty years, and there's nothing wrong with my lung..." (Jackie Vernon, c 196

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (jDjlM)

207 >>>It was a no-win question.

And a winning politician doesn't choke on them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (GE1+K)

208 The Ecto-Cooler! I drank those in grade school. Thanks for the road trip down amnesia lane!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (0SmH0)

209 Palin should go blonde and enable me to fantasize about her and Bernadette from Big Bang Theory

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (wwsoB)

210 If Akin had used the word "violent" instead of "legitimate", it wouldn't have had the same damaging impact in my opinion. ONE stupid word derailed the train.

In fairness, one stupid word plus the insistence on staying in when just about every single other person in the Party is telling you to get out.

Regardless of fairness, there came a point where, if he valued the movement over his own personal political career, it should have been clear to him he needed to get out of the race.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (lSjWM)

211 what the hell, that was supposed to be 1968 and a )

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (jDjlM)

212 I would vote for Palin in the 2016 Primary and in the general election.

I would too. Here's why....

Because no more damage can be done. There is nothing the press can come up with anymore that she cannot counter with a Reaganesque, "See? Here they go again."

I think she could sell the message this time around and even have a gaffe or two that is not too damaging. The reason is that with the perspective of time a lot of people realize she got a raw deal from the press. That sympathy would carry over into the 2016 general (assuming she gets the nomination)

2012 would have been too soon. 2016 is very doable.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:10 PM (1VsOx)

213 Soooooo....we started the Palin wars didn't we?
Shit.

You did. Now go get us some booze & chocolate to make up for it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:10 PM (gfpCB)

214 198 yep

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 10:11 PM (XDC0v)

215 It was a no-win question.

And a winning politician doesn't choke on them


^^^^^THIS.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:11 PM (1VsOx)

216 211 what the hell, that was supposed to be 1968 and a )
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (jDjlM)

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8 + ) =

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:11 PM (kpSH/)

217 "Following the war Wojtek rose through the ranks and went on to command the Polish army from 1958 until his death in 1963."

Good thing Stalin was dead by then.


Later all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 26, 2013 10:12 PM (CHnHn)

218 211 what the hell, that was supposed to be 1968 and a )
Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 10:09 PM (jDjlM)
----
Go here and see other combinations

http://smilies.mee.nu/

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM (kpSH/)

219 181
(Nothing in particular, just part of the "turning 50" thing.)

-----



Welcome to the club.





Get your colonoscopy done.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (5H6zj)


Had it five days after my birthday. "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday -- awwwwwk!"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM (kaalw)

220 Alton- Both my boys (now 16 and 20) were huge LEGO fans. They bought so many kits, then tore them all down that we had a pile that was 3-4 feet wide, and a foot high. We'd pile them on an old sheet. They would sit in the den and rifle through them while I watched the tube. It sounded like someone running their hands through broken glass, there were so many.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM (4Mv1T)

221 I still like Ann Coulter. I just think she has lousy taste in men.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 10:07 PM (uhAkr)


Quite frankly I think she is a northeastern elitist and would rather spend all her time around Democrats that view themselves as elites rather than intellectual equal conservatives from "flyover country."

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM (GULKT)

222 You did. Now go get us some booze & chocolate to make up for it.

I first read that as "Now go get us some boobs & chocolate to make up for it

Which would have been cool with me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM (1VsOx)

223 Coulter was an active Deadhead, claimed martinis-not-mushrooms.
That said, Garcia had an amazing lyric gift on the guitar. I submit, as proof:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ob8we7
for a short example.
See "Terrapin Station" for an extended proof, if you can follow it.
I tell my kids that some of my music is difficult, but not inaccessible.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 10:14 PM (1V6Pv)

224 It's so foggy out right now that I can't tell if it is an excrescent moon or not.





(just practicing my new vocabulary)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:14 PM (1OZSU)

225 182
"But i gotta say, once again it looks like the Lady is the only one in

this fucked up party full of pussies and rino assholes and democrat lite

fat fucks like chris crispey that has the balls to speak truth."

She
didn't speak any truth, it's more a willful ignorance from her and the
rest of the right now. Conservationism didn't lose in 2012, it lost
decades ago and to keep pretending it didn't isn't doing shit.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (Fz2C7)

Bobby Jindal is that you?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:14 PM (+OTLF)

226 The Gathering - Travel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHUtGDk17M

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:14 PM (LUnTP)

227 Man Dies In Convenience Store Beer Fridge Locker

RIP unnamed Moron.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2013 10:14 PM (GsoHv)

228 222 You did. Now go get us some booze & chocolate to make up for it.

------------

I first read that as "Now go get us some boobs & chocolate to make up for it

Which would have been cool with me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM (1VsOx)



I'm good with Bannion's version.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:15 PM (GEICT)

229 224 The movie The Fog is on Fearnet right now.The good one from 1980 not the shit remake.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 10:15 PM (9XBK2)

230 The pic by the plane is one of my favorites, very authoritative

http://tinyurl.com/b4bvpeb

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 10:15 PM (Jsiw/)

231 A lot of Dead Tree Republicans will waste the next 4 years extolling their favorite establishment dinner party companions

Get ready to hear that Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, or Mitch Daniels are the only ones with the "gravitas" to beat Hillary

Haley, Palin, Jindhal, Cruz, Rubio, Ryan?

Forget it, all will be destroyed by the MFM with the eager help of the people who run the campaigns who get big money to suck up to the MSM, and are supposedly the Next Republican Hope


Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:15 PM (wwsoB)

232 #112

You're forgetting Major Ursus, or as he is also known, Ursa Major.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursa_Major_(comics)

Nothing is ever allowed to stay dead in comics.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (kcfmt)

233 WTF?

1) How the hell did I end up watching this Taylor Swift video on Youtube?
2) Is it bad that I want to stick a finger up her butt?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (hpDVh)

234 You know, I like Palin. I don't care that is isn't "as smart" as maybe Mitt is or Dick Cheney. What I liked about her was that she seemed genuine. She is really the embodiment of what the feminists claim to hold dear (successful, powerful woman) and she is derided for it. And yet Hillary, a troll, who climbed the political ladder on her impeached husband's coattails is held in high esteem. Or Pelosi.etc etc. I'll take a not so smart person with decency and what appears to be a genuine spirit over 95% of the assholes currently in office.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (0SmH0)

235 so did anyone ask Barky in 2008 what newspapers he read? And if he said, "Oh, the NY Times, the Washington Pst, and the Wall Street Journal" would there have been any follow up question to see if he was telling the truth? Course not.
No point in asking Biden, we know he would have talked about either Evans and Novak or Goofus and Gallant.

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 10:17 PM (jDjlM)

236
The MSM would have trashed her no matter what she said.
And?

So what? Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 09:56 PM (GE1+K)

yeah they have NO influence.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:17 PM (MPjT8)

237 I first read that as "Now go get us some boobs & chocolate

That would be AtC. I'm not a switch hitter, NTTAWWT

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (gfpCB)

238
233 WTF?1) How the hell did I end up watching this Taylor Swift video on Youtube?2) Is it bad that I want to stick a finger up her butt?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (hpDVh)


1) Sucker.
2) Since she's flat as a board, no.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (GULKT)

239 Y-not: "Get your colonoscopy done."

Amen. I'm a decent bit under the 50 marker and in good health... but for the T4 colon cancer I just finished hemicolectomy surgery/chemo over. You really don't want to go through pain, expense, discomfort, and side-effects of it all if you don't have to. Start the scoping at 40! It's cheap insurance despite the cost.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (eHIJJ)

240 The Fog.Brian Dennehy is great in the title role.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (9XBK2)

241 I had read somewhere that their managers had been
ordered not to restock ammo shelves recently. Glad the manager at our
local metrosexual store belayed that order.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 09:42 PM (4Mv1T)


Bob Owens had a piece on that, he called around and found it was just a rumor.
http://tinyurl.com/ajcb92c

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (yh0zB)

242 OT/
Theme song to gun grabbers, courtesy of McCartney?
via Badfinger:
If you want it here it is
make your mind up fast
if you want it any time
I can give it , but you better hurry, cuz it may not last
Did I hear you say that there must be a catch
would you walk away from a fool and his ammo ?...

Posted by: seamrog at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (neqY4)

243 2) Is it bad that I want to stick a finger up her butt?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (hpDVh)




Wow. That's pretty out there, even for the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

244 That GIF of Grumpy Cat has to be from Citizen Kane.

Am I right?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (TCy/B)

245 Nothing is ever allowed to stay dead in comics.
Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (kcfmt)

It's a good thing, too, cause I need to get back in time before Dock Ock starts fucking Mary Jane while he's in my body!

Posted by: Peter Parker at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (LUnTP)

246

I need to go buy some more Pyrodex after today. The Remington got a lot of exercise this aft.

Only kind of shooting that makes it's own concealment.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (SAMxH)

247 215
It was a no-win question.



And a winning politician doesn't choke on them



^^^^^THIS.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:11 PM (1VsOx)

Well if you value so highly an oil tongued politician who is all politician all the time and can slither his way out of any scenario they you should be thrilled that Obama won...twice...cause thats exactly the qualities that he seems to have.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (+OTLF)

248 Nothing is ever allowed to stay dead in comics.
Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM (kcfmt)


Gwen Stacy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (GULKT)

249 >The pic by the plane is one of my favorites, very authoritative

http://tinyurl.com/b4bvpeb

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 10:15 PM (Jsiw/)

yes but you have to SCROLL DOWN SOME MORE TO SEE AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF BARACK AND MICHELLE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (8sCoq)

250 The white tie cat is .. disturbing.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (QupBk)

251 I stuck my finger up Mary Jane's butt. Anyone wanna smell it?

Posted by: Dock Ock at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (LUnTP)

252 If any of you haven't heard and seen a P-51 Mustang starting up, taking off, and flying a low pass overhead, do it before you die

If you have a few thousand in cash, the Collings people will take you up and give you half hour instruction in one

Just seeing one of those parked on the tarmac is a thing of beauty

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

253 The good one from 1980

Speaking of boobehs, don't adrienne barbeau's big ol tatas come out in that?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (gfpCB)

254 Palin would be a piss poor candidate for the Presidency, and I'm not talking about winning or losing, that ship has already sailed. I'm talking about being a spokesperson for conservatism. She's a horrible public speaker, she sure as hell isn't very quick on her feet and I don't she understands conservatism worth a shit. She can sell it on FOX and Facebook cause she has a worshipful and captive audience. If you want a candidate that will bash their opponent, Palin's the candidate for you, but that shit doesn't change viewpoints and it gets old in a hurry.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (Fz2C7)

255 It's cheap insurance despite the cost.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 10:18 PM (eHIJJ)

And one more example of how fucked up our government mandated health-care system is.

Mamography? Free.
Colonoscopy? $1,500.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (GsoHv)

256 Is it bad that I want to stick a finger up her butt?

TIIIIMMMMUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:21 PM (gfpCB)

257 253 Not sure,they wont show it on this channel anyway.She's looking hawt though.Hmm,may have to do an internet search to see those funbags....

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 10:21 PM (9XBK2)

258 I'll take a not so smart person with decency and what appears to be a genuine spirit over 95% of the assholes currently in office.

See, I don't agree she's not smart. I think she is.

I think she stumbled, got rattled by the response and never got her stride again. That is not to say she's not capable of it. She is. She just didn't do it when it counted.

BC, here a parallel you might appreciate....

When David Price gets shelled in the first two innings....it doesn't get better after that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (1VsOx)

259 Later taters- It's a Nyquil nightcap and off to bed for me and Mrs. M. Don't trash the place, and for heaven's sake don't feed the trolls.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (1OZSU)

260 Gwen Stacy.
Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM (GULKT)

She gave Norman Osbourne a pity fuck and bore him twins. Yeah, fans didn't react too kindly to that.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (LUnTP)

261 I can't believe no one has commented on Citizen Cane grumpy cat yet. It's so awesome.

Posted by: Ben at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (xTHBC)

262 Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

Went to an air show at Moffett Field (CA) in the mid 1980s. The best part was an F-14 on full afterburner doing a slow loop at what seemed to be about 50 feet.

The earth shook. It was amazing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (GsoHv)

263 Nothing is ever allowed to stay dead in comics.

I don't even get to count you guys towards my quota!

Posted by: DEATH at January 26, 2013 10:23 PM (hpDVh)

264 The Gathering - South American Ghost Ride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJV_ramWeAM

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:23 PM (LUnTP)

265 I was once right by Kennedy Airport when the Concord took off. "Bat out of Hell" came to mind.

Posted by: mallfly at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (jDjlM)

266 @110 It has been my privilege to touch, actually touch, Gov. Palin. I have been within reach of Trygve, and Trig don't take no mess.
Neither do his papa, Iron Dog rider, man, and Yup'ik, fisher Todd. Her mom is still hot (for her age) and her dad can still beat the shit out of most of you Bostonians.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/bv4msxt
Palin is armed and dangerous. Elect her.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (1V6Pv)

267 Good evening ladies & gents.
Late to the party (again). Happy "grumpy kitty" Caturday!

I love me some Sarah Palin. IMHO need more "leaders" that have actually grocery shopped, pumped their own gas, have actually hunted and "cleaned" something lately, and bought ammo at the Wal-Mart. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (mkb9H)

268 >AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF BARACK AND MICHELLE


yeah that a PS


my bad- I wanted it to be real

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (8sCoq)

269 BC, here a parallel you might appreciate....

When David Price gets shelled in the first two innings....it doesn't get better after that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (1VsOx)




She needs the old school Tom Glavine approach. First inning might be rough, but survive it and get stronger each inning after.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (GEICT)

270 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM (1VsOx)

David Price is my favorite pitcher!

Posted by: Derek Jeter at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (GsoHv)

271 254
Palin would be a piss poor candidate for the Presidency, and I'm not
talking about winning or losing, that ship has already sailed. I'm
talking about being a spokesperson for conservatism. She's a horrible
public speaker, she sure as hell isn't very quick on her feet and I
don't she understands conservatism worth a shit. She can sell it on FOX
and Facebook cause she has a worshipful and captive audience. If you
want a candidate that will bash their opponent, Palin's the candidate
for you, but that shit doesn't change viewpoints and it gets old in a
hurry.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (Fz2C7)

Yeah you are right. Having a captive audience and totally controlling your message so that nobody every asks you an offscript question, and rallying your nutty followers and getting them to drink your brand of koolaid while you constantly demonoize, vilify, insult, denegrate, blame, and attack your opponents DOES NOT WORK.........Except it did for Obama twice.Nice work Sherlock. You discovered the secret to John McRomney's electoral win!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:24 PM (+OTLF)

272 I read an article in Garden and Gun about the Stanley Brothers and nowI am hooked on 40s bluegrass.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:25 PM (MPjT8)

273 261

Ben,

I did.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:25 PM (TCy/B)

274 CGE- Did you get down to the Open Carry get together? Icy out this morning.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:25 PM (4Mv1T)

275 253 adrienne barbeau's big ol tatas

They were in fine form in Escape from NY as well

Posted by: the dude at January 26, 2013 10:26 PM (CypDC)

276
My obese, chain smoking, emotionally fragile (perhaps to the point of insanity) sister who has scammed medicaid and medicare to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars, who voted twice for Obama, who was furiously angered by Romney's statement about the 47 percent...

is gonna *freak* when she finds out that under the mandatory health insurance she will have to buy under Obamacare she will have to pay an additional $4,250 dollar premium because she smokes.

And she will, undoubtedly, blame Bush.

She actually thought all of her health care would be free. She is currently seeing a GP, psychiatrist, urologist, pain management specialist and Lord only knows who else right now -- all for free. Her co-pay for her monthly Spririva medication for COPD (normally $247 per prescription) is $0.00. Her nebulizer is free. Her wheelchair was free. Her oxygen concentrator was free. Her CPAP machine was free. Her strollator and walkers were free. I think the most she pays for her 15 or so prescriptions is one or two $2.00 co-pays.

And she thought Obamacare would be even better.

Best of all, her husband just inherited over one million dollars from his father so she will no longer be able to plead poverty.

And her husband is so tight with a dollar his shoes squeak. He's so cheap he cut off internet access and a landline phone before his inheritance, yet even after inheriting over $1 million he hasn't restored either. He won't buy a newspaper. He regularly runs out of minutes on both his personal cell phone and his bamapho. He's horrified that he will now have to buy his own health insurance.

I predict he will spend the rest of his life trying to hide his money from the government in order to remain on public assistance.

And to top it all off he's decided to move back to California.

I can hardly wait until my sister finds Obamacare coming after her for even more $$$ because in addition to being a smoker she is morbidly obese.

I warned her about the death panels and the increased costs she would eventually face because if her lifestyle. She told me I was full of it, everything was Bush's fault, and the only reason I hated Obama was because I was a racist.

This is going to be interesting to watch.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 26, 2013 10:26 PM (tOkJB)

277 Well if you value so highly an oil tongued politician who is all politician all the time and can slither his way out of any scenario they you should be thrilled that Obama won...twice...cause thats exactly the qualities that he seems to have.

Do you think you could be an adult for about 10 minutes and read some of my other posts? I understand why you went full retard on the first one, but you keep telling me what I think - which is wrong - even after I've posted about 10 more times clarifying it.

I didn't say it was right that the electorate values firm over substance, I said the inability to recognize that and counter it meant one wasn't a good politician at that point in time

Clear?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:26 PM (1VsOx)

278 Alton- Both my boys (now 16 and 20) were huge LEGO fans. They bought so many kits, then tore them all down that we had a pile that was 3-4 feet wide, and a foot high. We'd pile them on an old sheet. They would sit in the den and rifle through them while I watched the tube. It sounded like someone running their hands through broken glass, there were so many.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:13 PM


Ah, the "old sheet" trick, one of my favorites. Spread the sheet out, dump the LEGO™ on it and have at it. When you're done, gather the sheet up by the corners and dump it all back in the tub(s).

Once TheBoy™ realized that I wasn't going to buy him a $25-$45 LEGO™ kit twice a week, he started going to the LEGO™ web-site, downloading the build instructions for the kit he wanted, and building it from existing stock.

WINNING!

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 10:27 PM (JMmQ9)

279 Shite, I missed the" come and get it " line. 242

Posted by: seamrog at January 26, 2013 10:27 PM (neqY4)

280 Hey USS - We, too, are subscribers to G&G. My wife loves the mag.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:27 PM (mkb9H)

281 >>>272
I read an article in Garden and Gun about the Stanley Brothers and nowI am hooked on 40s bluegrass


Ralph, and of course, Earl. Where it all began.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:27 PM (4Mv1T)

282 Nothing is ever allowed to stay dead in comics. Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM
Gwen Stacy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM


Hey! No love for me? You know I rocked that shit.

Posted by: the clone saga at January 26, 2013 10:27 PM (yBF/9)

283 Do juice boxes make you gay? Ask Napa. That motherfucker is always sucking out of a juice box. Can't keep that queer away from them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2013 10:28 PM (BuSM8)

284 The Gathering - Illuminating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUWruaR3vYI

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:28 PM (LUnTP)

285 >>> Well if you value so highly an oil tongued

I don't; the folks who decide who the President is do.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:29 PM (GE1+K)

286 Hey TR. Good evening. What a day makes in the NC weather, Huh?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:29 PM (mkb9H)

287 254
Palin would be a piss poor candidate for the Presidency, and I'm not
talking about winning or losing, that ship has already sailed. I'm
talking about being a spokesperson for conservatism. She's a horrible
public speaker, she sure as hell isn't very quick on her feet and I
don't she understands conservatism worth a shit. She can sell it on FOX
and Facebook cause she has a worshipful and captive audience. If you
want a candidate that will bash their opponent, Palin's the candidate
for you, but that shit doesn't change viewpoints and it gets old in a
hurry.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:20 PM (Fz2C7)


I was just thinking of all the beauty-contest "debates" we had, where journalists had a field day with GOP candidates by going, "OK, Mitt -- what's wrong with Mr. Cain over there?" or "how can you distinguish yourself from these other losers, Mr. Gingrich, when you're clearly on the wrong side of history?".....and it came to me. There shouldn't be "debates" with the press in charge, there should be debates against the press -- the Dems could be on their side if they want, but it should be Press statement, GOP rebuttal, GOP statement, Press rebuttal, and so on. Letting those schmucks run the events was a complete clusterfark.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 10:29 PM (kaalw)

288 Dems don't need to be oil tongued.They can fuck up on numerous occasions with zero consequences.

Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2013 10:30 PM (9XBK2)

289 "My obese, chain smoking, emotionally fragile (perhaps to the point of
insanity) sister who has scammed medicaid and medicare to the tune of
hundreds of thousands of dollars, who voted twice for Obama, who was
furiously angered by Romney's statement about the 47 percent..."

Does anyone think that the conservative message of get off your ass and make your own success happen will ever appeal to people like this?

Yeah....didnt think so.

I would laugh in her face and remind her this is what her fat fucking ass voted for so enjoy.


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:30 PM (+OTLF)

290
276-
Ed,
ARe you sure she is your sister? Maybe she was adopted? Or you were? I was talking with a Brit ex-pat here at her shop the other day about OBama care. She was horrified that it had passed. She told me that we as Americans have no idea what we are in store for. For example, when she emigrated to the States she said she had to have some minor dental work done. The dentist examined her and stated that whoever had put in her fillings should be sued for malpractice. She said all of her work had to be redone. Then she mentioend that her husband had cancer. He was able to get it treated rapidly; she said in the UK he would have probably died (and he was in his mid 20s at the time).
I'm hoping this shit wakes people up.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:31 PM (0SmH0)

291 I went to the "big-name, known" Hiatt's gun shop, in Charlotte (they are where I'd go for repairs, not to buy) on a whim, this afternoon, and it was jam-packed, with soccer mom's buying pistols and "assaulty" shot-guns. They're busting up .223 ammo into 100 rd plastic bags for $99.99, and limiting to 2 each. And people are buying at $1.00 a cartridge...CRAZY!

I'm going to the Army-Navy surplus tomorrow to talk to the real Vet's. Got there at closing time today, and talked for a few minutes in the parking lot as they were literally locking up. I think that's the place to buy slings, accessories, and ammo cans cheap!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:31 PM (mkb9H)

292 Could we just stop all the Palin shit?

Do we have to revisit this crap on the ONT?

Take it outside boys.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:31 PM (TCy/B)

293
282 Nothing is ever allowed to stay dead in comics. Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 PM Gwen Stacy. Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:19 PM Hey! No love for me? You know I rocked that shit.
Posted by: the clone saga at January 26, 2013 10:27 PM (yBF/9)


But clones are separate from the idea of coming back from the dead in comics. Since when someone does come back it is that actualy person returned from the dead and not merely a clone. So clones would not count as back from the dead.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:32 PM (GULKT)

294 Letting those schmucks run the events was a complete clusterfark.

Any Republican candidate who allows that to happen in 2016 will deserve to lose.

It would be better to have no debates, and just go on a cross-country whistlestop tour debating yourself, than it would be to let the press tee up a debate again.

Ever.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:32 PM (1VsOx)

295 Capt B. Good evening to you as well.

I am hoping to take the new rifle to the range tomorrow for its maiden voyage. May wait till Tuesday. They have two range orientation classes on Sunday afternoons, so the lines are longggggg, just to check in.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:33 PM (4Mv1T)

296 The Gathering - Locked Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWhk9pFHreg

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:33 PM (LUnTP)

297 GOP candidates can have their own debates on the internet.

No moderator. Just a debate.

They would be cheap to make and could easily catch on.

Give the MSM their phony debates and give the country real debates on the side.



Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:33 PM (jp2Ur)

298 >>This is going to be interesting to watch.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 26, 2013 10:26 PM (tOkJB)


You got the makings of a pretty good blog right there buddy.

Schadenfraudbroadblog.com

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 10:33 PM (aZ6ew)

299 Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013

Thanks, but no.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:34 PM (1VsOx)

300 But I know this audience, so here;

http://preview.tinyurl.com/agrypza

She only 'lost her stride' because she got tired being interrogating by 'Colonoscopy' Couric, who subjected to more questions, then they did KSM
the first day, When AbQuaiq is hit, and gas is 10-15 gallon, She never tired warning us, about who Obama and why he couldn't be trusted.


Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 10:34 PM (Jsiw/)

301 That "How to delete yourself from the Internet" article is as brilliant as only USA Today can be. Google yourself and get in touch with the Web sites that have your information. Who would have thought of that!

Posted by: Splunge at January 26, 2013 09:22 PM (2IW5Q)


You'd be surprised...

Posted by: The Non-Encrypted Hat at January 26, 2013 10:34 PM (Vk2pI)

302 Do we have to revisit this crap on the ONT?

Take it outside boys.
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs


I second the motion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2013 10:35 PM (xz0nG)

303
294
Agreed. It's time our candidates treated the press as hostiles. Fuck making friends with them, going on the View or any other reindeer games. Treat them like the enemy, stay on point, and don't fall for the Jedi mind tricks ala Akin et al.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:35 PM (0SmH0)

304 "DOES NOT WORK.........Except it did for Obama twice.Nice work Sherlock.
You discovered the secret to John McRomney's electoral win!"

Get this winning and losing shit out of you head, we lost years ago. Jesus fucking christ, everything revolves around politics to you. If you think this country is going to elect Sarah Palin President your as fucking delsusional as the trolls we had around here today. Conservatism and liberalism aren't equals on some political playing field anymore, all we can do is resist the advance of liberalism. Sometimes we'll have small victories but most the times we'll lose.
We need leaders that can speak for the resistance and point out the failures of liberalism and the destruction it's taking in our nation. You want a conservative leader that can whip out some scripted zingers so you can get some temporary satisfaction. That doesn't accomplish shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:35 PM (Fz2C7)

305 "...and attack your opponents DOES NOT WORK.........Except it did for Obama twice."

Here's the problem: Obama had and has a compliant media that overlooked just how dirty he's been willing to get and just how little experience he had.

This is why any comparisons to Obama from our side don't work. For instance, an easy rejoinder to the fact Palin would be running with only 2 1/2 years experience as governor is: "well, Obama had only 4 years as Senator!"

That's fascinating. Is Palin going to have the sycophantic media that Obama did? No? Then the fact Obama was able to accomplish something is completely irrelevant to whether Palin could do it.

Palin got a raw deal. She did a great job as governor. She had a record of reform that went completely unheralded. She was smeared so thoroughly not just because of the attacks of the Obama's team, but because McCain's campaign failed to defend her. In a better world, she'd be running in 2016 with a record of 9 years as governor and after having rebutted the attacks of 2008 (after the election was over if not before). Unfortunately, that's not the world we live in. If she runs, she's starting with a big handicap and one that I don't think can be overcome.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 10:35 PM (lSjWM)

306 Okay then.

If there is going to be a rehash of the election and Palin bashing I'm out.

Grow up boys.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:36 PM (TCy/B)

307 what I think - which is wrong - even after I've posted about 10 more times clarifying it.



I didn't say it was right that the electorate values firm over
substance, I said the inability to recognize that and counter it meant
one wasn't a good politician at that point in time



Clear?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:26 PM (1VsOx)

Holy crap chillax. First i didnt read every one of your post. Second i was away for a bit taking the obamas to the indoor pool for swimming lessons so i couldnt be bothered to read all the posts i missed. Third. um...i cant name a single newspaper i read, cause frankly the most popular ones that you would expect me to quote are written by a bunch of liberal political hacks with agendas and its anything but news but more like propoganda so why waste time. Even in Russia which you can see from land in alaska, to morons knew Pravda was PRAVDA. Its not my fault this country is full of stupid fucks.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:36 PM (+OTLF)

308 It would be better to have no debates, and just go on a cross-country whistlestop tour debating yourself, than it would be to let the press tee up a debate again.

Ever.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at 10:32 PM

Or...Reince WILL give Karl and "American Crossroads" another $300 M to piss way, again! For what, exactly? I think Rove's BA was about .000.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:37 PM (mkb9H)

309 CGE- Did you get down to the Open Carry get together? Icy out this morning.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:25 PM (4Mv1T)


Yes I did, and yes it was, but by 11:00 when I left the house everything was starting to melt off. I don't know what its like out there right now since the temps have dropped again, but the roads were mostly dry by 5PM when I got home (dropped by a friend's house while I was down the Clayton way).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:37 PM (yh0zB)

310 Looks like a happy bear. http://tinyurl.com/b98dw9p

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 26, 2013 10:37 PM (Iyg03)

311 Haley, Palin, Jindhal, Cruz, Rubio, Ryan?

Forget it, all will be destroyed by the MFM with the eager help of the people who run the campaigns who get big money to suck up to the MSM, and are supposedly the Next Republican Hope

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:15 PM (wwsoB)


Look to whom they are trying to pre-emptively paint as "crazy," and you will see who they fear.

Any such untruths must be fought back twice as hard.

Attack early, and often; put them on the defensive permanently. No quarter.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 26, 2013 10:37 PM (Vk2pI)

312 Unfortunately, that's not the world we live in. If she runs, she's starting with a big handicap and one that I don't think can be overcome.

Disagree. See #212.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:38 PM (1VsOx)

313 The Gathering - Probably Built In The Fifties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMv8GXhxjCU

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:38 PM (LUnTP)

314
An F4 loaded for mud moving in full burner accelerating down the catapult.
A Mustang in a high speed pass and a victory roll.
A Snake at 50 feet and 130 knots rainingbrass and shredding armor.
AHuey with a GAU, a .50 and 2.75 rockets taking down a building full of jihadis.
These are a few of my favorite things....

Posted by: CrotchetyoldJarhead at January 26, 2013 10:38 PM (KmZtw)

315 Get this winning and losing shit out of you head, we
lost years ago. Jesus fucking christ, everything revolves around
politics to you. If you think this country is going to elect Sarah Palin
President your as fucking delsusional as the trolls we had around here
today. Conservatism and liberalism aren't equals on some political
playing field anymore, all we can do is resist the advance of
liberalism. Sometimes we'll have small victories but most the times
we'll lose.
We need leaders that can speak for the resistance and
point out the failures of liberalism and the destruction it's taking in
our nation. You want a conservative leader that can whip out some
scripted zingers so you can get some temporary satisfaction. That
doesn't accomplish shit.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:35 PM (Fz2C7)
The Fuck are you smoking? when did i say palin for president. Second, if conservatism is going to lose anyway, why arent you a registered democrat already?Seriously. I dont even know what to say. When was the last time we actually ran a conservative?Moderates lose

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:38 PM (+OTLF)

316
305
So we know Palin won't run. Who do you Horde members think will run? Christie? Jeb Bush? Rubio or Jindal as VP?

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:38 PM (0SmH0)

317 I think she stumbled, got rattled by the response
and never got her stride again. That is not to say she's not capable of
it. She is. She just didn't do it when it counted.



BC, here a parallel you might appreciate....



When David Price gets shelled in the first two innings....it doesn't get better after that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:22 PM

She got sandbagged by Nicolle Wallace who knew what Katie Whoric was going to do and told Palin the opposite, she set her up to fail in order to keep her little rewards from her MSM lefty friends coming.

When I was a kid, I saw Tom Seaver get rocked in the first inning plenty of times, then be unhittable for the next 7 or 8 innings.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:38 PM (wwsoB)

318 It has been below -10 for weeks in Maine.

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 10:39 PM (XDC0v)

319 292
Take it outside boys.
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:31 PM (TCy/B)


Screw you. It's 21º out.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

320 Ok, so there's a #ThingsSarahPalinHasNeverDone going around twitter.


Which one of you Morons started that?


Lmao

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT)

321 >Grow up boys.


Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:36 PM (TCy/B)

(Observe as I change the entire direction of the thread
[b\]Stevie Ray Vaughan was the best rock/blues guitarist of all time. Don't even think about bringing me that weak-ass Eric Clapton shit.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:40 PM (8sCoq)

322 "We need leaders that can speak for the resistance and

point out the failures of liberalism and the destruction it's taking in

our nation."

and you think Moderates and Rinos are best suited to point that out?

facepalm

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:40 PM (+OTLF)

323 It's only 65 day-grees here in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:40 PM (LUnTP)

324 We might get Mitt 3.0 with quantum processors and dilithium crystal phase compensators.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:40 PM (jp2Ur)

325 @294 I'm with Bannion.
Just tell those Commie-fag-junkies that they're Commie-fag-junkies until proven otherwise. Plus 5 years.
Let them wander in the wilderness and see if God delivers them after 40 years.
Cronkite on Mt. Pisgah? Doubt it.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 10:41 PM (1V6Pv)

326 Thanks for taking a gigantic steaming crap on the ONT fellas.

And you wonder why some commenters have disappeared?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:41 PM (TCy/B)

327 Time for the old folk. Lazy day tomorrow putting down tile in the bathroom. Yay.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 26, 2013 10:41 PM (SAMxH)

328 Well. Palin is no longer associated with Fox,so you'll be able to see what she has in mind for the future.

I think she should try for the hostess slot on Wipeout, since Vanessa Lachey is now a mom. I still mourn Jill Wagner.

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (6TB1Z)

329 326 Thanks for taking a gigantic steaming crap on the ONT fellas.

And you wonder why some commenters have disappeared?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:41 PM (TCy/B)



Good grief, it's not that big a deal. And who exactly has disappeared?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)

330 Hey GGE- Glad everything worked right for you today. I got most of my list checked off, and still got that nap.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (mkb9H)

331 When I was a kid, I saw Tom Seaver get rocked in the first inning plenty of times, then be unhittable for the next 7 or 8 innings.

That was when baseball was baseball, men were men, and sheep were nervous.

That doesn't happen anymore. Pitchers are more prima dona these days.

I miss those old pitchers though. Luis Tiant, Catfish Hunter....man....that was a different time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (1VsOx)

332 Even in Russia which you can see from land in
alaska, ...


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:36 PM (+OTLF)


There are people out there who still claim it was Palin, not Tina Fey, who said "I can see Russia from my house!" They call themselves Republicans and claim that is why they couldn't vote for "that ignorant snowbilly". Talk about your LIV's.
Watch it burn. Ain't nothing we can do about it at this point.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (yh0zB)

333 CGE- Thanks for mentioning the Mustang car show in Cary in Spring. Marked my calendar. Would love to find a low miles Foxbody 5.0 drop top. Preferably with mass air and five speed in LX (vs GT)

Not sure if you know, but there is a Cars and Coffee at Waverly Place in Cary first Saturday monthly. Lots of great rides.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (4Mv1T)

334 Alex Jones *really* wants to become the official "crazy guy" the left can point to doesn't he?

Anyway, how did this guy go from anti-war nutburger to "right winger"?

Of course, I'm still wondering how David Duke didn't become the anti-war movement's poster boy. Oh...that's right the Republican party is incompetent.

Consider, for a minute, if Rush Limbaugh debated Duke on the WoT. Leftwing heads would a-splode.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:43 PM (AUeaU)

335 Screw you. It's 21º out.

Posted by: rickl



Maybe it will freeze all your big swinging balls off and you will shut it about Palin and politics on the ONT.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:43 PM (TCy/B)

336 And there is only one good GD song, but it's really good.
http://tinyurl.com/2fehdnk

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 10:43 PM (6TB1Z)

337 276
I know of three groups that have free healthcare, no utility bills, food provided and pay no rent: Cattle, sheep and slaves.

Posted by: Jose Wales at January 26, 2013 10:44 PM (lPbS1)

338 But clones are separate from the idea of coming back from the dead in comics. Since when someone does come back it is that actualy person returned from the dead and not merely a clone. So clones would not count as back from the dead.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:32 PM

Two from the x-men are Thunderbird and Changeling.

Posted by: otho at January 26, 2013 10:44 PM (yBF/9)

339 Thanks for taking a gigantic steaming crap on the ONT fellas.

And you wonder why some commenters have disappeared?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:41 PM (TCy/B)

Other subjects are welcome.

Here's one: The SF 49-ers will lose 7 to 3.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:45 PM (jp2Ur)

340 And you wonder why some commenters have disappeared?

MPFS, no kidding. Its all uber strident insurrection around here all the time. WTF happened to the rollicking good drunken times with asparagus pee and circumcision?

Oh well, guess its time to break out the 300 dvd and enjoy some nekkid gerard butler. I got valurite, wanna come over?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:45 PM (gfpCB)

341 What happened to Jill Wagner, speaking of Justified, this season they are revisiting the Kentucky Bluegrass case, the coke smuggling ring, that ended with it's ringleader, crashing his parachute, somewhere in Georgia.

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 10:45 PM (Jsiw/)

342 and you think Moderates and Rinos are best suited to point that out?
___
Look, I'm a hip guy. I get it. That's why I think the labor camps should only have a 14 hour work day. See...I can negotiate.

Posted by: David Brooks in 4 years at January 26, 2013 10:45 PM (AUeaU)

343 2016 Ticket is Going to be

Christ/Christ That way McFatFuckStick can say look how politics dont matter i have a democrat as my running mate.

And the dems are going to Run Hillary/Moochwookie

The first debate will also have a hot dog eating contest.

The Fat ass will win that hands down.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:45 PM (+OTLF)

344
Far be it from Secret Squirrel to ruin anyone's ONT. With that said, what is everyone currently drinking right now? I justdowned half a bottle of red. I hear my kids screaming in the other room, chasing our cat. So that means I'll probably kill the bottle.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:46 PM (0SmH0)

345 The Gathering - How To Measure A Planet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OzcRXfRw1o

Be warned, this song is twenty-nine (29) minutes long. Make sure you go potty before listening.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:46 PM (LUnTP)

346 When I don't like the way the ONT is going, I close the tab and look at something else

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:46 PM (8sCoq)

347 WTF happened to the rollicking good drunken times with asparagus pee and circumcision?
***
I'm pretty sure that these three things are not a good combination: pee, drunkness, circumcision.

Posted by: D18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:46 PM (AUeaU)

348
334 Alex Jones *really* wants to become the official "crazy guy" the left can point to doesn't he?Anyway, how did this guy go from anti-war nutburger to "right winger"?Of course, I'm still wondering how David Duke didn't become the anti-war movement's poster boy. Oh...that's right the Republican party is incompetent.Consider, for a minute, if Rush Limbaugh debated Duke on the WoT. Leftwing heads would a-splode.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:43 PM (AUeaU)


The liberals waited until he made loony nut ideas that they could twist to associate with the right before they started giving him any actual coverage.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (GULKT)

349 Like our fallen media warrior–AB–said so eloquently:

“If you can’t sell freedom and liberty, you suck!”
–Andrew Breitbart

http://tinyurl.com/a6mhdy6

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (mkb9H)

350 What happened to Jill Wagner

She left the show to pursue other interests I guess. Probably figured out that Wipeout wasn't going to turn her into a huge star.

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (6TB1Z)

351 "The Fuck are you smoking? when did i say palin for president. Second, if
conservatism is going to lose anyway, why arent you a registered
democrat already?Seriously. I dont even know what to say. When was the
last time we actually ran a conservative?Moderates lose"

Going to lose? We fucking lost a long time ago. What the fuck is wrong with people like you? We're entrenched so far into liberalism that only the blind can't see it, it has infected everything in our lifes and for the most part, people are fine with it.

"and you think Moderates and Rinos are best suited to point that out?"

And where the fuck did I say that? Can't make your argument so you resort to putting words in my mouth.
Disingenuous fuck.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (Fz2C7)

352 340

Thanks bebe!

I'm watching some Justified myself.

Ah, the good ole days of circumcision and asparagus pee.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (TCy/B)

353 I miss those old pitchers though. Luis Tiant, Catfish Hunter....man....that was a different time.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (1VsOx)

Don't get me started.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (jp2Ur)

354 Hello,
It' extremely rare I comment here, and I would like to apologize ahead of time for comment on an old thread. (amnesty thread). It is in regards to a comment I read saying in return for amnesty the Republicans should ask for an end to minimum wage.
I am personally against minimum wage myself, however if we are going to legalize the illegals i'm all for keeping minimum wage in place for three reasons.

1. Once they get amnesty a lot of these people will find themselves priced out of work in favor of American citizens whose labor is worth at least minimum wage.

2. The negative effects of the minimum wage law will likely be the only negative consequences these people suffer for their illicit behavior.

And the best reason of all:
So long as minimum wages continues to exist and we continue to refuse to enforce our immigration laws there is a very, very real possibility in the near future where these newly legalized people find themselves losing their jobs to the next wave of illegals. The the bitching will commence, "Boo hoo, we're losing our jobs to illegals because we're now subject to minimum wage laws, being legal sucks."

The very real possibility that this last one will happen reeks of irony, delicious irony.

I also apologize ahead of time if someone made these points in that thread, as I did not read the entire thing.

Posted by: billdo at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (JjC9W)

355 With that said, what is everyone currently drinking right now?
***
Still to sick to drink, but I just bought some Allagash White.

Speaking of which, I had plans for Fri, Sat, and Sun night. And then...I hate you rhinovirus.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:48 PM (AUeaU)

356 Palin's been too mauled by the media, I'm afraid. The low-information voters who re-elected Obama know only one thing about Palin: that god-damned line by that evil liberal shit bitch Tina Fey, "I can see Russia from my house."

Remember: Truth doesn't matter to liberal shits. They will tell any lie, make up any vile story if it gets them the power they are addicted to.

So I'm afraid Mrs. Palin simply isn't Presidential material any longer. It's sad, and it deprives the country of a talented leader, but it's a fact and we have to live with it.

More and more it becomes obvious that the media are the enemy. Not the Democrats. Without the media to sell them to the Dumbass-American voters, the Democrats are nothing but a bunch of corrupt ward-heelers and liberal idiots. They're beatable.

It's the media that holds all the power. Right now they are literally the rulers of this country. They choose the government, they set that government's agenda, they decide which policies get enacted.

We have to destroy the media. Literally. Not just write cranky blog posts debunking their lies. Not just writing some letters to the editor. Literally destroy them. Drive them out of business, silence them, shut them down, hound them out of the country, terrorize them if need be.

We need a strategy to annihilate the mass media as it exists in America today. If we are to save our republic from the liberal shits intent on destroying America we have to do this.

I've suggested personal destruction of the producers and talkers via gossip and blackmail, but I fear that may not be enough. Any ideas?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 26, 2013 10:48 PM (0VClQ)

357 Not sure if you know, but there is a Cars and Coffee at Waverly Place in Cary first Saturday monthly. Lots of great rides.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (4Mv1T)


Yep, been out there plenty of times. We had to move out there when Brier Creek kicked us out, Waverly Place is being smart about it. Last one I was at (Dec) they had the (Whole Foods?) grocery store out there selling donuts and coffee. Brier Creek had a potential money maker there and the only thing they did was complain we were filling up their unused parking lots.


FWIW, we have a group going in February. Look for a red 2011 GT/CS convertible, that will be mine. Might not have the top down, but I'll be there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:48 PM (yh0zB)

358 >>>326 Thanks for taking a gigantic steaming crap on the ONT fellas.

I've got no issues with someone who thinks I'm wrong and has an animated discussion with me defending their opinion. I've got serious issues with folks whose skin is so thin they can't stand by and just watch the discussion go by on an open thread because they feel like they're entitled to set the limits of what can be discussed.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:49 PM (GE1+K)

359 [>>>Stevie Ray Vaughan was the best rock/blues
guitarist of all time.


Posted by: Jones in CO


Mindreader. I was thinking about posting a link for him tonight.

I can't give him the award, because it belongs to Hendrix, but like Buddy Guy said, SRV was a black guy stuck in a white guy's body and he "got it", and it was freakin' awesome.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:49 PM (4Mv1T)

360 I also apologize ahead of time if someone made these points in that thread, as I did not read the entire thing.

You're doing it wrong. Best brush up on your four letter words and insults. That's the best way to get attention around here. Never, ever listen, just call the other guy a ^($^(^)(_^%%%%%.

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 10:49 PM (6TB1Z)

361 I'm pretty sure that these three things are not a good combination: pee, drunkness, circumcision.

It happens.

Posted by: F. Gump at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (FcR7P)

362
Now that I think about it, I will probably switch to Evan Williams.
18-1- rhinovirus? Is this the shitting bug sweeping the country at present?

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (0SmH0)

363 I've got no issues with someone who thinks I'm wrong and has an animated discussion with me defending their opinion. I've got serious issues with folks whose skin is so thin they can't stand by and just watch the discussion go by on an open thread because they feel like they're entitled to set the limits of what can be discussed.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:49 PM (GE1+K)




And now you've dropped a second story on the ONT. Nice work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (GEICT)

364 The first debate will also have a hot dog eating contest.

The Fat ass will win that hands down.
___
Good thing for him that Barry won't be able to run again!

Man might be fat, but you should see what Barry can do with a sausage.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (AUeaU)

365
Lotus 1-2-3 went on sale 30 years ago on 26 January. It was a simple spreadsheet package that tapped a need among business people to quickly store and manipulate their numbers, to slice, dice and fiddle their data. The spreadsheet conquered business from Wall St to the UK high street as a tool to record results and chart projections.

1-2-3 wasn’t the first spreadsheet for the PC - that honour went to VisiCalc on Apple’s Mac II - but it was so successful that it transformed the PC from something for nerd hobbyists such as Bill Gates and Steve Wozniak to a tool for serious business users on a budget.


1-2-3 sold so fast it blew apart first-year sales projections by $50m, selling at $495 a copy, and helping persuade Kapor to take his year-old Lotus Development Corporation (LDC) public the same year – LDC was formed in 1982.

The Reg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (kdS6q)

366 MPFS, no kidding. Its all uber strident
insurrection around here all the time. WTF happened to the rollicking
good drunken times with asparagus pee and circumcision?



Oh well, guess its time to break out the 300 dvd and enjoy some nekkid gerard butler. I got valurite, wanna come over?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:45 PM

If you strip down to panties and have a tickle fight, remember that pictures are mandatory

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (wwsoB)

367 "I've got serious issues with folks whose skin is so thin they can't
stand by and just watch the discussion go by on an open thread because
they feel like they're entitled to set the limits of what can be
discussed"

Yeah I'm not going to feel about about talking politics on a political blog.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:50 PM (Fz2C7)

368 .I've suggested personal destruction of the producers
and talkers via gossip and blackmail, but I fear that may not be
enough. Any ideas?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 26, 2013 10:48 PM (0VClQ)

the things that I would suggest are things I can't suggest

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (8sCoq)

369 I miss those old pitchers though. Luis Tiant, Catfish Hunter....man....that was a different time.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (1VsOx)
---------------------------------------------------
Rolly Fingers, Vida Blue, Tom Seaver, Mudcat Grant.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (jucos)

370 351
"The Fuck are you smoking? when did i say palin for president. Second, if

conservatism is going to lose anyway, why arent you a registered

democrat already?Seriously. I dont even know what to say. When was the

last time we actually ran a conservative?Moderates lose"

Going
to lose? We fucking lost a long time ago. What the fuck is wrong with
people like you? We're entrenched so far into liberalism that only the
blind can't see it, it has infected everything in our lifes and for the
most part, people are fine with it.

"and you think Moderates and Rinos are best suited to point that out?"

And where the fuck did I say that? Can't make your argument so you resort to putting words in my mouth.
Disingenuous fuck.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM (Fz2C7)

Wait what? You cocksucking twat turd. You are the one who put words in my mouth first. Go fuck yourself - you are less than the ball sweat off of a disingenuous fuck.
Better yet since you are so convinced its a liberal world and you get so upset that anyone would still push conservatism as viable, here is a though, get the fuck out of here and go suck some arriana huffington dick at a website with plenty of looney liberals that will tell you you are right.Now Eat a dick. and Dont come up for air till you turn blue and pass out.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (+OTLF)

371 >>I miss those old pitchers though. Luis Tiant, Catfish Hunter....man....that was a different time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (1VsOx)




Tiant was one of the great pitcher/philosophers of all time, but I had completely forgotten about his Catfish hobby.

......there was a man's man

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (aZ6ew)

372 I didn't know she was on that show, heck I didn't know about that show, period, OT, that Following is deeply twisted, and even having Natalie Zea
in it, isn't enough to have me keep watching,

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (Jsiw/)

373 Someone mention tickle fighting?

*Gets camera*

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (LUnTP)

374 "we still couldn't defend him"

Here is the problem: if you're worried about "defending" your candidate, you've ALREADY LOST.

Fuck 'em. Go full retard.

"What newspapers do you read?"
"Newspapers are irrelevant. Every word in them is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'. Next question."

You might still lose, but you'd come out the other side with your friggin' dignity intact.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (hYAWn)

375 18-1- rhinovirus? Is this the shitting bug sweeping the country at present?
***
No - rhinovirus is the cold. I can handle the nose easily enough, but when it gets into your chest...

Fortunately, I missed the first round of flu, and I think I'll miss the second. Thank you flu shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (AUeaU)

376 Can I get a summary of the forst 350 comments?


purty please!


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (jfSqj)

377 Skin isn't thin Mike, just tired of the shit. The ONT is supposed to fun not this bullshit.

Notice the moronettes have disappeared? There is a reason.

Out.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (TCy/B)

378 Stripping to underwear? I'm in!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (GEICT)

379 Cuba Libres for me this evening. Bacardi Select, Messican Co-Cola (with real sugar), store bought ice (in a cooler - GOOD ice, perfectly melty), and a fresh lime.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (mkb9H)

380 335 Screw you. It's 21º out.

Posted by: rickl



Maybe it will freeze all your big swinging balls off and you will shut it about Palin and politics on the ONT.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:43 PM (TCy/B)


I did try to steer the conversation to eagles and goats. (#64)

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

381 Can I get a summary of the forst 350 comments?


purty please!


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (jfSqj)

Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (LUnTP)

382 Can I get a summary of the forst 350 comments?

Sarah Palin is God!
Meh she's got issues.
You're a fucking idiot!
......

OK, now you're caught up.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:53 PM (1VsOx)

383 Gotta start my laundry now. I was going to say "no one do anything interesting while I'm gone" but I'm pretty sure that ain't gonna happen anyway, now that you f'n morons have chased the roonettez away. Nice job. Fags.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:53 PM (yh0zB)

384 If when you strip down to panties and have a tickle fight, remember that pictures are mandatory

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (AUeaU)

385 "Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (+OTLF)"

Why don't you go three threads back and yell to yourself in CAPs!!!!! That seems to be what you do best.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Fz2C7)

386 ...No moderator. Just a debate...

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:33 PM


No, I want Steyn and Lileks as moderators.

Try to tell me that it wouldn't kick ass...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (JMmQ9)

387 377 Skin isn't thin Mike, just tired of the shit. The ONT is supposed to fun not this bullshit.

Notice the moronettes have disappeared? There is a reason.

Out.
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (TCy/B)



So the ettes didn't like what was being discussed, said nothing, offered no alternative, twisted up the panties and left?

How very conservative. It's on open site with open threads. Y'all feel free to turn the convo to something else if you feel like it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT)

388 358
>>>326 Thanks for taking a gigantic steaming crap on the ONT fellas.



I've got no issues with someone who thinks I'm wrong and has an
animated discussion with me defending their opinion. I've got serious
issues with folks whose skin is so thin they can't stand by and just
watch the discussion go by on an open thread because they feel like
they're entitled to set the limits of what can be discussed.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 26, 2013 10:49 PM (GE1+K)
Dispite the fact that i totally despise this moosefucker, i will agree with him.Oh yeah and, dont take any insults i hurl at you personally. its just me being randy.But you are still a moosefucker.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (+OTLF)

389 336
And there is only one good GD song, but it's really good.
http://tinyurl.com/2fehdnk


Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 10:43 PM (6TB1Z)


Actually, there's quite a bit of GD that I like, but -- while that one is somewhat emblematic -- I tend more toward the stuff you really couldn't think of anyone else coming up with, like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQY1ZXznyZQ or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR5iB3ITGIU -- just sayin'.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (kaalw)

390 I've got serious issues with folks ... open thread ... entitled to set the limits of what can be
discussed


And I'm not restricting your First or Second Amendment rights, I'm just strengthening the others. Except for the 22nd. Search and seizure? Yeah, not going to strengthen that one, either. I better go have a look at these things...

Posted by: Barack XVI at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (FcR7P)

391 >I can't give him the award, because it belongs to
Hendrix, but like Buddy Guy said, SRV was a black guy stuck in a white
guy's body and he "got it", and it was freakin' awesome.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:49 PM (4Mv1T)

Yes- when SRV was about 9 minutes deep into "Tin Pan Alley" or "Voodoo Child", you were listening to pure greatness

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (8sCoq)

392 CGE- You, and your 2011 are on the calendar. I don't make it every month, but since it's three blocks from my house, I don't have much excuse not to make it.

When a 6'4", 210lb guy in his late 50's walks up and says, "Ace of Spades, Tobacco Road", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (4Mv1T)

393 191
If Akin had used the word "violent" instead of "legitimate", it wouldn't
have had the same damaging impact in my opinion. ONE stupid word
derailed the train.

Posted by: 'Ette in training at January 26, 2013 10:03 PM (zvxqj)

No, the problem is that some of these candidates don't know when to shut the fuck up. One trick reporters use is to ask a question and let the person answer it, and then the reporter will just wait. Even though the question has been answered, the interviewee feels they must keep going on since there is an void there and nature abhors a vacuum. This is the time when you get the nuggets like Aiken dropped, and those used to these tricks don't fall for it. This is why Bush II never had any of these, yes he mangled the English language, but he never went off message. He would answer the question, and then just look at the interviewer after a few seconds and pretty much say, I answered your question, next one.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (Zd/NW)

394 Fags.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:53 PM (yh0zB)

Jeez, a guy sucks one dick...I mean, uh, so how about them Bears?

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (LUnTP)

395 Yeah, Bostonians, why do anything when you can watch something?
Fuck Bostonians in the ass. Oops! I regret the redundancy.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (1V6Pv)

396 Sarah Palin is God!

Meh she's got issues.

You're a fucking idiot!
___
I'm a god. I'm not *the* God

Posted by: Sarah Palin does Groundhog Day at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (AUeaU)

397 Sarah Palin is God!
Meh she's got issues.
You're a fucking idiot!
......

OK, now you're caught up.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:53 PM (1VsOx)




You forgot that the delicate flowers we call Ettes apparently have abandoned the ONT in protest of....something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT)

398 Robert!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 10:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

399 385
"Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (+OTLF)"

Why don't you go three threads back and yell to yourself in CAPs!!!!! That seems to be what you do best.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (Fz2C7)
Why dont you pull my dick out of your ass...it seems to be making you grumpy...i know its bigger than what you are used to...sorry.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:56 PM (+OTLF)

400 Yankee!

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:56 PM (LUnTP)

401
okay horde take care. need to watch Homeland soon. BTW, I can't stop thinking about BJ Clinton wanting stick his cigar in Claire Danes at the latest sycophantic hollywood award show whenever Danes' character is on screen. And that man is held in such esteem by 51% of our voting citizenry. We are fucked.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:56 PM (0SmH0)

402
384 If when you strip down to panties and have a tickle fight, remember that pictures are mandatoryFTFY
Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (AUeaU)


The tickle fight is optional though. Jello or pillows are acceptable substitutes.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 10:57 PM (GULKT)

403 #365

Apple's Mac II?

No, the Lisa not even in development yet when Visicalc first shipped for the 8-bit Apple II in 1979. It had a slash-key command structure because Dan Bricklin had a pinky that didn't heal straight after a break and he found it convenient to use with his Clintonesque finger.

Lotus creator Mitch Kapor was an employee of Visicorp and first proposed the distinguishing features of what became Lotus as a major upgrade of Visicalc. They shot it down and he left to start his own company at just the right time for the IBM PC to go huge and increase the spreadsheet market by a couple orders of magnitude.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:57 PM (kcfmt)

404 bebe's boobs destroy: "WTF happened to the rollicking good drunken times with asparagus pee and circumcision?"

Well colon talk isn't asparagus pee or circumcision, but it's damn close. I did my part to embiggen the party. I WILL NOT apologize.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 10:57 PM (eHIJJ)

405 When a 6'4", 210lb guy in his late 50's walks up and says, "Ace of Spades, Tobacco Road", you'll know it's me.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (4Mv1T)

And when a short fat guy says "GGE, good to meetcha" you'll know it's me. If it isn't, knock him the hell off my car.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (yh0zB)

406 Someone mention tickle fighting?

I guess I need to bite the bullet and buy a webcam and set up a pay pal account for pay per view. Its not like this place is all the fun anymore. Oooooh I'm not gonna feel bad you don't ignore my strident bs. Hellloooo, the whole point of the ont was to goof off and have fun. Ya'll been infected with the daywalker eat our own virus.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (gfpCB)

407 It WASN'T steaming , and I FLUSHED.


......FFS can't a guy get a modicum of privacy around this place?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (aZ6ew)

408 133 Hmmm. I've been considering acquiring a weapon. Perhaps I should host a gun buy-back -- kind of a reverse garage sale.
Posted by: Mindy at January 26, 2013 09:52 PM (8PYbo)

Buy back? seems like work. Me, I'm going to start scuba diving local ponds, I hear there have been daily accidents in canoes and rowboats in these parts...

Can we go back to talking about the guns now please?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (5lVZz)

409 "Why can't we all just get along"

Posted by: Rodney King (can't swim) at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (JMmQ9)

410 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (+OTLF)

Yeah you really don't have this insult thing down do you?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (Fz2C7)

411 353
I miss those old pitchers though. Luis Tiant, Catfish Hunter....man....that was a different time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:42 PM (1VsOx)



Don't get me started.





Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 10:47 PM

You can look up year by year statistics of any team going back to their origins

Back in Seaver's day, complete games weren't a rarity, and pitchers regularly logged 250 to 300 innings a year. Nowadays, they pitch to the seventh inning and hand it over to the setup men, who get them to the closers

The Mets had two pitchers in the 70s who were damn near as good as Seaver ... Jerry Koosman and Jon Matlack

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 10:59 PM (wwsoB)

412 No, the problem is that some of these candidates don't know when to shut
the fuck up.
***
Yep.

The correct response to any abortion question:

I'm going to focus this term on ending taxpayer funding for elective abortions. The overwhelming majority of the electorate opposes forcing people to pay abortionists in the name of convenience and so do I.

Also, I am going to sponsor a federal "Infants Born Alive Act". As you know the president believes that infants born after a botched abortion should not be legally protected and frankly this is an area where he could not be more wrong.

Next question.


Make the debate in an area as hostile to the left as possible.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:59 PM (AUeaU)

413 410
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 10:51 PM (+OTLF)

Yeah you really don't have this insult thing down do you?


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (Fz2C7)
You are a low information idiot. I dont really need to stretch. Basic schoolyard trash talk will more than suffice for your intellect.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:00 PM (+OTLF)

414 Ok now that the self-appointed room gods are gone, let's have some fun

who's the best guitarist ever

where do I find the best chili in NM and AZ next month

why was actress Sean Young so hot but so crazy

How does Tony Stark survive the G-forces generated by The Suit

cats are wrong

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:00 PM (8sCoq)

415 ...but I'm pretty sure that ain't gonna happen anyway, now that you f'n morons have chased the roonettez away. Nice job. Fags.
Posted by: GGE at 10:53 PM

I remember fondly the days, before the election, of lace wigs, and puddin' dippin', and such.

Sarah Palin is more divisive than the JEF?

... Dammit! What happened?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:00 PM (mkb9H)

416 I find it best not for people to insert their own homoerotic fantasies into an insult, but hey that's just me.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 11:01 PM (Fz2C7)

417 Also, I am going to sponsor a federal "Infants Born Alive Act".

"If it saves one life..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 11:01 PM (FcR7P)

418 Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (LUnTP)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:53 PM (1VsOx)


thanks


350 posts at this time indicates something, with out going back and you know reading




Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:01 PM (jfSqj)

419 why was actress Sean Young so hot but so crazy

She was hot because she was crazy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (1VsOx)

420 Well Claire's character was crazy but correct last time, this season she was crazy but clueless,

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (Jsiw/)

421 What's up with all the George Soros-looking cats tonight? Read pussehs.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (BVkEs)

422 If you have a penis, dont talk about legitimate rape.

that is all.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (+OTLF)

423 Kate Upton got nothin' on Jill.
http://tinyurl.com/kuaksa

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (6TB1Z)

424 Have there been any machines for sale lately ?

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (/7Xis)

425 350 posts at this time indicates something, with out going back and you know reading

It's all good. Besides, it would be very unlike a true Moron to read a thread.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:03 PM (1VsOx)

426 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM (gfpCB)
--------------------------------------------------------
Hey.... What are you still doing here. I thought we chased all of you off

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 11:03 PM (jucos)

427 why was actress Sean Young so hot but so crazy
****
Never that impressed to be honest. Now, a young Sharon Stone or Rebecca De Mornay? They made the 80s go around...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:03 PM (AUeaU)

428

Colonoscopys:

It's better to start having them done in your 40s, and, when offered the choice between Doing It Now or Waiting ...Do It Now.

Fortunately for me, I chose to Do It Now, so after a couple of samples a year and a half ago, it turns out I have 0 (zero) issues. None. But, had I waited back then, I might not be so lucky.

But, to give any of you prospective patients something to look forward to, watch "The Wizard of Oz" the day before your ... procedure. You can then, at the appropriate time, hum "We're Off To See The Wizard" ... as the sedation takes effect.

This way, if the doctor asks you a question while on the table, you will have a more-or-less coherent answer (best uttered while channeling a 3ft-4in-tall orange-haired&lederhosen-wearing bass: "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"

... better that this line be yours than the staff's ...


I was not sedated, so I avoided this ... mental image ...

Posted by: Larches Sojnnoh at January 26, 2013 11:03 PM (gcwak)

429 350 posts at this time indicates something, with out going back and you know reading











Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:01 PM (jfSqj)

My fault i linked a article where palin took a shit on mitt. calling him moderate loser.The problem is when you say Palin...you can fuck all anything else.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (+OTLF)

430 #393

Yep, if it wasn't 'legitimate rape' it would have been something else. Akin was a bomb waiting to happen when the media is on 24/7 gotcha duty against anyone not carrying a DNC pass.

I don't know if Newt Gingrich ever caught on to this. It doesn't matter if you're wrong or right, if you talk to the press the same way you used to with students after a class, everything you say is going to come back to haunt you. You can be 100% factually correct or giving an entirely defensible opinion but you cannot treat hostile media like admiring students when you're on what they consider the wrong side.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (kcfmt)

431 Well it wasn't till 'No Way Out' that her crazy side, really starting coming out, then you realize she wasn't acting.

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (Jsiw/)

432 Jake.. Do you like first focal plane scopes or 2nd ?

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (/7Xis)

433 391
Yes- when SRV was about 9 minutes deep into "Tin Pan Alley" or "Voodoo Child", you were listening to pure greatness
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (8sCoq)


Check out this Mark Knopfler performance from 2005. The entire eight minute song is basically a guitar solo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnwR63zOO1g

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

434 >She was hot because she was crazy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (1VsOx)

I watched "Fatal Instinct" today and she is smokin hot as hell in it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hy8c9vjC5E

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (8sCoq)

435 who's the best guitarist ever

Stevie Ray


why was actress Sean Young so hot but so crazy

http://tinyurl.com/66jcbs


cats are wrong

furry spawns of satan

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:05 PM (GEICT)

436
424 Have there been any machines for sale lately ?
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:02 PM (/7Xis)


It kind of loses something without the ability to use red text.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 11:05 PM (GULKT)

437 rhinovirus? It's been plaguing the GOP for years.

And Palin is the vaccine.


What...What'd I say?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 11:05 PM (eHIJJ)

438 "If it saves one life..."
***
That's another thing. Why the hell aren't the Republicans constantly echoing Obama's stupid blather back at him?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (AUeaU)

439 406
Someone mention tickle fighting?



I guess I need to bite the bullet and buy a webcam and set up a pay
pal account for pay per view.



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 10:58 PM

If you do, we'll know why the ONT is dead on those nights

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (wwsoB)

440 why was actress Sean Young so hot but so crazy

She was hot because she was crazy.


Nonsense, you fool! She was so crazy because she was so hot!

It's an extension of the "dumb" factor. A normal looking woman wouldn't have been able to get away with being crazy/a complete idiot. *However* when that woman is incredibly hot, a bunch of people will overlook it. It will take a lot longer for someone's insanity to catch up with her.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (lSjWM)

441 "You are a low information idiot. I dont really need
to stretch. Basic schoolyard trash talk will more than suffice for your
intellect.


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:00 PM (+OTLF)"This from someone oblivious to fucking country he lives in. A person that thinks the we can take this country back by just nominating some true conservative savior that through some magical powers can sway the masses to forgo their true ideological idealism by slinging a few one liners at Obama or the next liberal leader. Why do I get the feeling your "intellect" is limited to what you can parrot from Rush, Savage or Levin?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (Fz2C7)

442 When a 6'4", 210lb guy in his late 50's walks up and says, "Ace of Spades, Tobacco Road", you'll know it's me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at 10:55 PM

And when a short fat guy says "GGE, good to meetcha" you'll know it's me. If it isn't, knock him the hell off my car.
Posted by: GGE at 10:58 PM

So, yeah, you are completely absolved of any mayonnaise indiscretions, because your "smart-assery" is spot on, GGE!


Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (mkb9H)

443 Okay, now that I've played along, I want to go back to my question from when CAC was tripping and debating the metaphysical properties of the universe.

How do we cheat death?

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)

444 @227 = a day too late, a dollar too short

Posted by: Barry at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (Upd2y)

445 furry spawns of satan

I know I am not a true Moron because

I. FUCKING. HATE. CATS.

However, I've been outvoted.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (1VsOx)

446 >>>dont take any insults i hurl at you personally

I have hypertension. If I took insults personally, I'd be dead. I just don't get all the rage quit drama. It just seems folks taking a discussion more personally than the folks actually involved in it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (GE1+K)

447 Sarah Palin is more divisive than the JEF?



... Dammit! What happened?

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:00 PM

Tim Tebow is polarizing. Ray Lewis is a role model

There you have it

Posted by: ESPN at January 26, 2013 11:08 PM (wwsoB)

448 How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)

don't pay for it

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:08 PM (/7Xis)

449 Jake.. Do you like first focal plane scopes or 2nd ?
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (/7Xis)



depends on what you plan to do with it.


what do you want to do with it?
Long Range
3Gun
hunting

something else


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:08 PM (jfSqj)

450 How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)

Challenge him to a game of checkers. When you get to the point you're about to lose distract and confuse him, spin the board around and then go in for the win.

Worked in Animaniacs.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:09 PM (LUnTP)

451 How do we cheat death?
***
If the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is true, you will live forever in at least one reality.

I'm guessing this reality isn't mine...but on the plus side, I'm hoping mine doesn't have an Obama or income taxes.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:09 PM (AUeaU)

452 #418

Her hottest moment for me was when she was being interviewed by Dame Edna Everidge. Barry Humphries was sucking all of the crazy out of the room, just doing his thing, and she just seemed incredibly cute. Almost an entirely different person.

So I guess the counter-crazy worked.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 11:09 PM (kcfmt)

453 445 Sean Bannion

Geez, you hate cats, Sarah Palin, and the Grateful Dead.

I don't know why I put up with you.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

454 I've been looking at real estate around the country, just trying to learn a bit about different regions. So I'm slumming it on www.trulia.com to see what sorts of places have what sorts of stuff (and yes, I know it's abnormally full of REOs).

So, being a native Californian, I thought it was quite amusing when I noted an EBR with scope leaning on the side of a fireplace in one pic. I mean, here all the libs get the vapors if they know you've got one in the gun safe (although my uncle used to keep his deer guns in a rack up on the wall) -- they'd probably wet themselves or pass out cold (or both) to see one in plain view.

I'm sure it was to keep the varmints off the deck or something. Was probably loaded, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (kaalw)

455 How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)

Dark Matter injections.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (jp2Ur)

456 How do we cheat death?

---

Umm, the Resurrection?

Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (BVkEs)

457 Sweet, Ant-Man and Doctor Strange are going to be in the Marvel Phase Three series of films.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60547

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (LUnTP)

458 So, I'm looking at the random ammo in stock in Walmart and I'm wondering, can you rig a gun to just fire anything?

Does a casing need a fitted chamber so as not to burst? What happens if you just launch a bullet out of a tube, like a shotgun barrel? (using some inserts that would allow you to place and center the ammo that you did find)

Dumb, academic questions, but I'm curious.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (FcR7P)

459 441
"You are a low information idiot. I dont really need

to stretch. Basic schoolyard trash talk will more than suffice for your

intellect.




Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF
wright at January 26, 2013 11:00 PM (+OTLF)"This from someone oblivious
to fucking country he lives in. A person that thinks the we can take
this country back by just nominating some true conservative savior that
through some magical powers can sway the masses to forgo their true
ideological idealism by slinging a few one liners at Obama or the next
liberal leader. Why do I get the feeling your "intellect" is limited to
what you can parrot from Rush, Savage or Levin?


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (Fz2C7)

The fuck are you smoking besides my dick? I havent mentioned Rush Levin or savage. Stop projecting you fucktarded idiot. Not everyone fits your limited capability understanding of conservative.You were the one who claimed conservatism is losing and then claimed we have to show the country how wrong liberalism is and how much damage its doing, yes you somehow think that the counterpoint to liberalism which happens to be conservatism isnt going to work. So you moron, how do you plan to point out the alternative aka draw the contrast so people can get it if you think the alternative is dead already??Anyway, cup the balls more and watch your teeth. thanks.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (+OTLF)

460 Challenge him to a game of checkers. When you get to the point you're
about to lose distract and confuse him, spin the board around and then
go in for the win.


Dude, you're f'king brilliant!

It might be more difficult with his chess games, but I'll give it a shot.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (lSjWM)

461 My fault i linked a article where palin took a shit on mitt. calling him moderate loser.The problem is when you say Palin...you can fuck all anything else.
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (+OTLF)


so it is Palin that generated all this?
or the fact that Mitt Romney is a moderate and a looser?


who says Mitt is not a moderate?
and
who says Mitt is a looser?


hmmmmm



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (jfSqj)

462 I hate cats, The Grateful Dead, and the Dutch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (8sCoq)

463 @441
Fuck the fucktards.
Avoid the ad hominem, even by inference.
Except when I do it, bitch.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (1V6Pv)

464 so it's true- Sarah Palin really IS a polarizing figure

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (8sCoq)

465 I should have been more specific, long range. Am trying to decide on Mil dot type reticle or a target type and twisty dials

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (/7Xis)

466 Nonsense, you fool! She was so crazy because she was so hot!

You may have a point. My direct personal experience leads me to believe that hawt women never have to develop any other aspect of themselves because the world is happy to let them skate by on the looks. Of course, YMMV.

Mine did not. I usually got a) Hawt bitch. B) Hawt stupidity or c) Hawt amoral cretin.

I always succumbed to the tractor beam of hotness.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (1VsOx)

467 This 'ette is still here. I like Sarah Palin, and all of you. Even Bannion. So THERE. Argue about that, Morons!

Oh, and I vote Grumpy Cat as DOOM kitteh Emeritus. Discuss.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (wfSF5)

468 358 double yep

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (XDC0v)

469
Can I get a summary of the first 350 comments?




"I've got serious issues" -- and apparently autism is one of them....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (kdS6q)

470 Any chicks left?
If not, clearly they want to avoid the stray round.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:13 PM (1V6Pv)

471 Tim Tebow is polarizing. Ray Lewis is a role model
***
If a sports reporter had balls, he would ask Lewis in a post game interview, "Ray, you were awesome tonight - I haven't seen you kill a guy like that since Jan 31, 2000. What fired you up so much this time?"

Then just wait and see what happens.

Hell, where is Jim "Chrissy Everett" Rome?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:13 PM (AUeaU)

472 Mine did not. I usually got a) Hawt bitch. B) Hawt stupidity or c) Hawt amoral cretin.

I always succumbed to the tractor beam of hotness.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (1VsOx)



So where does Mrs Bannion (Hi! *waives*) fall on that list?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:13 PM (GEICT)

473 bbl i have to go back three threads and message my self in caps.

play nice people.


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (+OTLF)

474 I hate...the Dutch
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (8sCoq)

So I guess you've not been listening to the music I've been linking?

*Tear*

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (LUnTP)

475 Umm, the Resurrection?
Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (BVkEs)


Yeah but that was a one and done deal...limited time only.

How about the rest of us?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (1VsOx)

476 Driving by. Cougar is putting on lingerie. Have fun, morons.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (jIaZt)

477

How do we cheat death?



One does not cheat Death ... one stands up to Death, and beats him at his own game(s):

http://tinyurl.com/byry6tw


Posted by: Bill & Ted at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (gcwak)

478 Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (wfSF5)



There's one left? There's one left. There's one left!!!!

Guys!!! Over here!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:15 PM (GEICT)

479 383 Oh god no! I'm so starved for interaction with women that I can't bear to think I failed to adequately entertain some internet strangers!!!

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:15 PM (XDC0v)

480 So, yeah, you are completely absolved of any mayonnaise indiscretions, because your "smart-assery" is spot on, GGE!


Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:06 PM (mkb9H)


can I help you NC guys out on the AoS recognition?


just say
"code word is mayonnaise, repeat, code word is mayonnaise"

and the sound back is "mayonnaise is rare in Idaho"




sould have no issues with recognition then




Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:15 PM (jfSqj)

481 How do we cheat Death?

I think you have to sink his battleship and give him a wedgie.

Posted by: no good deed at January 26, 2013 11:15 PM (mjR67)

482 476 Driving by. Cougar is putting on lingerie. Have fun, morons.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (jIaZt)




Fucking braggart.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:16 PM (GEICT)

483 Even Bannion. So THERE. Argue about that, Morons!

You like me! You really, really like me!

......

Ummm,, now what?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:16 PM (1VsOx)

484 473
bbl i have to go back three threads and message my self in caps.

play nice people.




Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (+OTLF)


Is this going to be one of CAC's time-travel expositions????

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:16 PM (kaalw)

485 461 My fault i linked a article where palin took a shit on mitt. calling him moderate loser.The problem is when you say Palin...you can fuck all anything else.
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (+OTLF)

so it is Palin that generated all this? or the fact that Mitt Romney is a moderate and a looser? who says Mitt is not a moderate? and who says Mitt is a looser? hmmmmm
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (jfSqj)

Well sadley, the Mitt is a loser moderate comment got no attention or play. The PALIN part though took off.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:16 PM (+OTLF)

486 Umm, the Resurrection?


Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (BVkEs

See, if I'm stuck inside a coffin six feet under, though, I'm still be pretty screwed. Okay, maybe my soul would be resurrected, but in that case, I think we have a different definition of "death."

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:17 PM (lSjWM)

487 Hell, the Dutch have a better rock band then America now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bqRn0rLq1c

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:17 PM (AUeaU)

488 475
Umm, the Resurrection?

Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (BVkEs)



Yeah but that was a one and done deal...limited time only.



How about the rest of us?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:14 PM (1VsOx)

---
Says who? A little more research is in order for the restivus, I see.

Posted by: Jesus at January 26, 2013 11:17 PM (BVkEs)

489 egh, "I'd still be pretty screwed...."

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:17 PM (lSjWM)

490 >>>Yeah but that was a one and done deal...limited time only.



How about the rest of us?

Posted by: Sean Bannion


You get this. "One and done", is just that. No do-overs, no third chances, because The Lamb IS the second chance.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (4Mv1T)

491 I left but I'm back. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (z4WKX)

492 So, if Lincoln were alive right now what would he say to us?

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[muffled voice] Get me out of this box, I'm not dead!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (AUeaU)

493 376 Can I get a summary of the forst 350 comments?


purty please!


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (jfSqj)

Palin either sucked as a candidate or was the only one who could save us.

The Grateful Dead were either the best band ever or a band that sounded awful once the drugs wore off.

Stevie Ray Vaughn was boss.

We need to talk more about asparagus urine.

Posted by: joncelli succumbs to pedantry at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (CWlPF)

494 sarah palin again? really?

God damn our periods must have finally synced up and we'd PMSing all together this weekend

Good night my fellow retards

I can't do this any more

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 11:19 PM (I2LwF)

495 So where does Mrs Bannion (Hi! *waives*) fall on that list?

She's the exception that proves the rule.

C'mon man, she was a professional dancer, you knew that.

She waives back, but you interrupted her junk food for the mind....Pit Boss

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:19 PM (1VsOx)

496 493
376 Can I get a summary of the forst 350 comments?





purty please!





Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 10:52 PM (jfSqj)



Palin either sucked as a candidate or was the only one who could save us.



The Grateful Dead were either the best band ever or a band that sounded awful once the drugs wore off.



Stevie Ray Vaughn was boss.



We need to talk more about asparagus urine.

Posted by: joncelli succumbs to pedantry at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (CWlPF)

see? not one mention of Mitt.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:19 PM (+OTLF)

497 So, if Lincoln were alive right now what would he say to us?
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God do I ever hate plays.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 11:19 PM (jucos)

498 We need to talk more about asparagus urine

****

Yucko!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (piMMO)

499 Amy Farrah-Fowler plays Bon Jovi on the harp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK2qFjxskcg

Posted by: kbdabear at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (wwsoB)

500 I thought it was South Africans that hate the Dutch?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8-BI89mb9A

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (kaalw)

501 Tim Tebow is polarizing. Ray Lewis is a role model

There you have it

Posted by: ESPN at 11:08 PM

I posted last night that I really will be sick if "acquitted murderer" Ray Lewis gets the jewelry on the way out.

BTW, as I was typing, Mark Knopfler - just now - finished "Sultans" at the Albert...that was Pretty cool.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (mkb9H)

502 I don't hate the Dutch- I just threw that out there

but if you're posting metal music, it's not my thing


I like twangy bluesy rockabilly surf music

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (8sCoq)

503 Hey look, Truman fell in line with the ladies.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)

504 I miss the days when we talked about Michelle Earle-Jones Obama's Fabulous new Hair Doo.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (+OTLF)

505 Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:17 PM (AUeaU)


Heh, I had considering posting one of their albums tonight but started listening to The Gathering and went with them instead.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:21 PM (LUnTP)

506 I should have been more specific, long range. Am trying to decide on Mil dot type reticle or a target type and twisty dials
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:12 PM (/7Xis)

locally all the long range guys are running mil-dot, MOA, TMR or something similar for their reticle and target type twisty dials.


FFP is easier to get started with cuz a mil in the reticle always equals a mil.


where SFP a mil in the reticle is only true when the magnification is set at one setting


how far you plan on shooting?

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:21 PM (jfSqj)

507 "You were the one who claimed conservatism is losing and then claimed we
have to show the country how wrong liberalism is and how much damage its
doing,"

It's not losing, it's lost. This is their fucking country now, were just a small minority and we have been for years. That doesn't mean we don't give up on our ideals and to not resist in anyway we can. The one thing that that isn't going to advance conservatism is living in a fantasy that if we only do this we win or if we only nominate this person will win. Palin has offered nothing to slow liberalism, she and you think we just need to be better cheerleaders, that's fucking insanity.
Only by the grace of gerrymandering do we even have a little political pull and I mean that's damn little so quit fucking thinking there's going to be some win.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 11:21 PM (Fz2C7)

508 Ok, you guys want a little cheer up?

I was reading about Bill Haywood earlier today (random wiki links truly are random).

Anyway, he was a socialist big wig in the early 1900s. SoB got away with assassinating a governor thanks to Clarence Darrow.

But, eventually he tired of America and its evil capitalist ways and moved to the Soviet Union.

The commies hooked him up with a joke job, but he wasn't smart enough to pick up the language and drank himself to death in eight years lonely and broken.

This Nyquil's to you Haywood, may Satan keep the coals hot and the pitchfork pointy.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:22 PM (AUeaU)

509 Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 10:55 PM (1V6Pv)

Thorvald-I live near Boston,what's wrong with us? I am a conservative, not an elite liberal.
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (z4WKX)

510
Girl Scout troops spent a rainy Saturday unloading a combines total of about a million boxes of Girl Scout cookies at two locations – the Great Park in Irvine and the Buena Park Mall.

About 700 volunteers showed up at the Irvine drop-off point, to handle around 600,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Volunteers came prepared for the possibility of rain with umbrellas, plastic covers and canopies to protect the precious cargo.

Cookie sales begin Sunday and will feature the first package redesign since 1999 and a brand new cookie, Mango Creme.




I think you kids know what you can do with your Mango Creme monstrosities.

Bring back Burry's Gaucho cookies.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (kdS6q)

511 I know! We could discuss Werhner von Braun.

(There's a NSF.com thread that's been going on for a couple of weeks, which the moderators have threatened to shut down more than once.)

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

512 I miss the days when we talked about Michelle Earle-Jones Obama's Fabulous new Hair Doo.

****

I assume it is real human hair and not synthetic.

What poor soul had to sell their hair so that Moo could wear that wig?

You just know that, somewhere out there, some man sold his pocket watch to buy that girl a comb, and now she's bald.

I blame Moochelle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (piMMO)

513 I do love a happy ending 18-1.






Bannion makes joke in 3-2-1---

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (GEICT)

514 You get this. "One and done", is just that. No do-overs, no third chances, because The Lamb IS the second chance.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (4Mv1T)


I do indeed get this.

I spent 5 hours today putting together the final exam for my kiddies. Me and the Mrs.have been teaching CCD to prep 14 year olds for Confirmation. Big day in 2 weeks.

Never though I'd say this but.....I'd rather have the 1st graders.

Man, 14 year olds are a tough audience.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (1VsOx)

515 483 Sean Bannion Ummm,, now what?

According to the ONT Manual, Section V para 23.4, "The Pleasing of Moronettes", you caper and bring chocolate. I smile beneficently and ruffle your hair. Anything more requires pictures and/or signed spousal waivers.

You could argue about whether I really like you or not, just to keep in practice. We are MORONS. We can argue about anything!

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (wfSF5)

516 C'mon man, she was a professional dancer, you knew that.
***
I never realized the muscles dancing builds in a woman until I, uh, got to experience them for myself.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (AUeaU)

517 Pick one reticle and practice practice practice. For what it's worth, USMC snipers use the mildot, but in the USMC version.
Practice means you can dope the wind. If you're good, that's the main variable after movement of target.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (1V6Pv)

518 joncelli succumbs to pedantry: "We need to talk more about asparagus urine."

Who's in the asparagus again? Me? I hate asparagus.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (eHIJJ)

519 Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (8sCoq)

Tonight's selection was ambient atmospheric rock featuring a female singer with a beautiful voice that makes me want to bone her hard.

I've been on listening to chick singers all week.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (LUnTP)

520 fucking hate the *dead* ..I wish they all were.. not just Jerry.. acid wanking music.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 26, 2013 11:24 PM (VSWPU)

521 492
So, if Lincoln were alive right now what would he say to us?

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[muffled voice] Get me out of this box, I'm not dead!


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (AUeaU)


It's even worse than that -- they were so afraid of having his remains molested, they stuck 'em in a concrete vault 10 feet below his tomb. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln%27s_Tomb

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:24 PM (kaalw)

522 for the record, the first mention of 'she who must not be named' comes in comment #7

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:25 PM (8sCoq)

523 Girl Scout troops spent a rainy Saturday unloading a combines total of about a million boxes of Girl Scout cookies at two locations – the Great Park in Irvine and the Buena Park Mall.

About 700 volunteers showed up at the Irvine drop-off point, to handle around 600,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Volunteers came prepared for the possibility of rain with umbrellas, plastic covers and canopies to protect the precious cargo.

Cookie sales begin Sunday and will feature the first package redesign since 1999 and a brand new cookie, Mango Creme.

****

Walmart now sells a dead-on knock off of Samoas, my favorite.

Yet, my VERY favorite cookie of all is the Berger Cookie. Now I am reminded that I need to order some before it gets too hot to ship them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:25 PM (piMMO)

524 >>This Nyquil's to you Haywood, may Satan keep the coals hot and the pitchfork pointy.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:22 PM (AUeaU)

Thanks loads, let me just slide the coffee table out of the way so I can do a back flip.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 11:25 PM (aZ6ew)

525 498
We need to talk more about asparagus urine



****



Yucko!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:20 PM (piMMO)


How did "Darth CPAP" go on night #2?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:25 PM (kaalw)

526 OK, I'm out. You people type words just way too damn fast for me.

Tomorrow night, mi amios,

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (JMmQ9)

527 A couple of days I mentioned that my battery died in my car, and when I replaced it the CD player refused to acknowledge that there were CDs in it - won't eject them.

I checked the intertubes and here and the advice was remove the power and let it reset.

Well, I pulled the fuse, waited 30s, nothing besides the radio stations getting reset. Then I disconnected the car's battery - same thing.

Any other thoughts besides trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)

528 @509 Transplant, or Marblehead?
Marblehead gets a pass.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:27 PM (1V6Pv)

529 so, had to take a client out last evening. he picked a bar down the street from our offices. It turns out there was a bar only a block away from our offices which has had very attractive ladies serving good scotch in thong bikinis for quite some time. go figure. I plan to start drinking more. as militant as I am about having my scotch neat, it turns out adding a girl in a bikini accentuates the flavors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

530 "Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 11:11 PM (FcR7P)"

"Does a casing need a fitted chamber so as not to
burst?"
Yes.

"What happens if you just launch a bullet out of a tube, like a
shotgun barrel? (using some inserts that would allow you to place and
center the ammo that you did find)
"
The bullet pretty much just falls out of the end of the tube. The gas went around it instead of pushing it. If it's a tighter fit, then maybe you get some range, but no accuracy.


Posted by: Shel at January 26, 2013 11:27 PM (7KD3C)

531 Ramen noodles in a home-made beef broth.

Hit the spot.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 11:27 PM (jp2Ur)

532 ...just say "code word is mayonnaise, repeat, code word is " and the sound back is "mayonnaise is rare in Idaho"
s[h]ould have no issues with recognition then{/i]

Posted by: Jake in ID at 11:15 PM

sckruchh (squelch)
"Come in Mayo! Come in mayonnaise? Over.
sckruchh (squelch)

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (mkb9H)

533 >Tonight's selection was ambient atmospheric rock
featuring a female singer with a beautiful voice that makes me want to
bone her hard.



I've been on listening to chick singers all week.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (LUnTP)
\\
wait a tic
you might like Collide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt1VK_Ran_s

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (8sCoq)

534 How did "Darth CPAP" go on night #2?

****

The same. Laid in bed watching tv with it on and was fine. Fell asleep and awoke 2 hours later tearing it off.

They said it would take some time to get used to.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)

535 The Pleasing of Moronettes", you caper and bring chocolate. I smile beneficently and ruffle your hair.

Sounds like a plan. Of course I'll have to stop shaving my head for a few months, so we'll pencil it in for sometime around Easter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (1VsOx)

536 Any other thoughts besides trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)

switch the leads on the battery - red to black, black to red?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

537 Thanks, Shel.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 11:29 PM (FcR7P)

538 522 for the record, the first mention of 'she who must not be named' comes in comment #7

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:25 PM (8sCoq)



Bannion and I kinda got things/kept things really rolling. We had a difference of opinion and discussed it. Politely. Others did not.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:29 PM (GEICT)

539 My niece is my girl scout cookie dealer, she needs to get here with the stuff soon, I'm bugging out here!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 26, 2013 11:29 PM (NzBQO)

540 47% of americans drink from the juice box.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2013 11:29 PM (4Mwv/)

541 switch the leads on the battery - red to black, black to red?

I thought was if you wanted to run your engine backwards and get five reverse gears?

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 11:30 PM (FcR7P)

542 We had a difference of opinion and discussed it. Politely. Others did not.

I thought I was actually pretty low key. Evidently not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:30 PM (1VsOx)

543 47% of americans drink from the juice box.
___
So?

Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (AUeaU)

544 >>>Man, 14 year olds are a tough audience.

Posted by: Sean Bannion


Indeed they are. This is when they start to really think for themselves. My oldest son decided at 15 that he no longer believed as we believe. It was a crisis for him, and a broken heart for us.

Like my old mom said, "God doesn't have any grandchildren." These kids have to decide, and accept this for themselves. We can lead these horses to water, but it is up to them to drink.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (4Mv1T)

545 I thought was if you wanted to run your engine backwards and get five reverse gears?
Posted by: t-bird at January 26

heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

546 The same. Laid in bed watching tv with it on and was fine. Fell asleep and awoke 2 hours later tearing it off.

They said it would take some time to get used to.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)
-------------------------------------------------------
It takes time. I sleep like a baby now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (jucos)

547 Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)

Look in user's manual and call factory service help number, If it's a GM or Chrysler product, good luck. If it's Ford, Honda, Toyota, or Nissan, you will probably reach a competent service rep.


Crutchfield used to have installation instructions for after-market electronics upgrades. You might be able to find disassembly instructions there if you have to go the hard route.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (Cnqmv)

548 Okay, think I'm gonna pack it in and head off to bed. Things to do tomorrow what need doin' and I wanna knock 'em out early.

Last week I, uh...actually went to church. No, not for a wedding or a funeral or anything, I mean to attend regular services. Last time I was in a church was eight years ago for my grandfather's funeral but for services? Sheit...Anyway, my mother asked me if I wanted to go with her and I said, sure, why not? So maybe I go again tomorrow? I dunno.

Anyway...

Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (LUnTP)

549 Pick one reticle and practice practice practice. For what it's worth, USMC snipers use the mildot, but in the USMC version.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (1V6Pv)

Does the USMC still use the football dots?


I thought everyone used round .2mil dots today?








Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (jfSqj)

550
switch the leads on the battery - red to black, black to red?
***
So why did my car just explode?

Posted by: 18-1 waking up 30 feet from his car at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (AUeaU)

551 Wait!

Redeye now comes on at 2300 on Saturdays?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)

552 >Any other thoughts besides trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)

This happened to me in my 2004 F1505 disc changer got all bunged up, wouldn't eject discs
There's no taking the thing apart unless you really know what you're doing- they aren't made to be disassembledpull it, and replace it with an aftermarket unit

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM (8sCoq)

553 i see this ONT turned from being fun to obnoxious.
What set it off? Palin? I left for 1.5 hours. I'm not going to read every comment. I have a hard time because of my broken or fractured tailbone.

Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM (z4WKX)

554 I would like to get out to 1000. I know that is pushing it for a .308. I know I will need a lot of adjustment for that range so I will need at least a 30 mm tube

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM (/7Xis)

555 Man, 14 year olds are a tough audience.
___
Not after a few pills...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM (AUeaU)

556
Walmart now sells a dead-on knock off of Samoas, my favorite.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse



Meh. Too heavy, too sweet and no crunch. The only decent cookie they have left is Trefoils.

Dulce de Leche? I think not.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 11:33 PM (kdS6q)

557 So why did my car just explode?
Posted by: 18-1 waking up 30 feet from his car at January 26, 2013 11:31

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

558 529
so, had to take a client out last evening. he picked a bar down the
street from our offices. It turns out there was a bar only a block away
from our offices which has had very attractive ladies serving good
scotch in thong bikinis for quite some time. go figure. I plan to
start drinking more. as militant as I am about having my scotch neat,
it turns out adding a girl in a bikini accentuates the flavors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:27 PM (Z9EHQ)


Wait, what?!?!? "serving good
scotch in thong bikinis"? How do you keep the scotch from leaking out of the swimwear?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:33 PM (kaalw)

559 I have been treated poorly, in one case viciously, by certain moronettes here at times. I treat them like anyone else here no better no worse. they earn my friendship and esteem just like anyone else here.

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:33 PM (XDC0v)

560 Wait, what?!?!? "serving good

scotch in thong bikinis"? How do you keep the scotch from leaking out of the swimwear?
___
Suction?

Posted by: Some Moron at January 26, 2013 11:34 PM (AUeaU)

561 switch the leads on the battery - red to black, black to red?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (Z9EHQ)


I do not think this is a good idea -- far too many other electronics in there these days.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 11:34 PM (Cnqmv)

562 551 Wait!

Redeye now comes on at 2300 on Saturdays?

But it's from yesterday...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 26, 2013 11:34 PM (5lVZz)

563 559 Special shout out to Anna and Heather

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:34 PM (XDC0v)

564 553 i see this ONT turned from being fun to obnoxious.
What set it off? Palin? I left for 1.5 hours. I'm not going to read every comment. I have a hard time because of my broken or fractured tailbone.
Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM (z4WKX)


I think it's gone back to fun again.

You didn't miss anything. Well, except for the eagle/goat video in #64.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

565 i see this ONT turned from being fun to obnoxious.
What set it off? Palin? I left for 1.5 hours. I'm not going to read every comment. I have a hard time because of my broken or fractured tailbone.
Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM

you are doing that the wrong way. it is much harder to read the screen if you are sitting on the screen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

566 SNL did an Obama and the ghost of MLK opening. Missed all but the last 10 seconds or so.

Odds on it being funny?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)

567 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (0VClQ)

568 534
How did "Darth CPAP" go on night #2?



****



The same. Laid in bed watching tv with it on and was fine. Fell asleep and awoke 2 hours later tearing it off.



They said it would take some time to get used to.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)

Did you try multiple flavors, or just the "nasal pillow" type you ended up with? I use a full-face, myself.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (kaalw)

569 Flame war going on over at ESPN after Rovell put an article about the guy who made the half court shot has to pay 22k in taxes. It's getting really stupid.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (NzBQO)

570 Okay, now that I've played along, I want to go back to my question from when CAC was tripping and debating the metaphysical properties of the universe.

How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)

WHAT IF WE ARE ALREADY DEAD AND LIFE IS JUST A GIGANTIC FLASHBACK
11!

Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (tgb4n)

571 430
#393

Yep, if it wasn't 'legitimate rape' it would have been
something else. Akin was a bomb waiting to happen when the media is on
24/7 gotcha duty against anyone not carrying a DNC pass.

I don't
know if Newt Gingrich ever caught on to this. It doesn't matter if
you're wrong or right, if you talk to the press the same way you used to
with students after a class, everything you say is going to come back
to haunt you. You can be 100% factually correct or giving an entirely
defensible opinion but you cannot treat hostile media like admiring
students when you're on what they consider the wrong side.


Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 11:04 PM (kcfmt)

A couple of guys who owned the company I once worked for were the absolute worst at dealing with the media, and we were in an industry where we interacted with the media on a daily basis. Finally I had to tell them how they needed to interact with the media because it made my job a living hell because they just did not know when to shut the fuck up.

But in their minds, the main reporter we dealt with was one of their "boys", and he wouldn't screw them over because they were "boys". They fell for the "open mic" trick every time and blabbed about some big thing we had in store for later in the year so when we finally unveiled it, we had zero media impact.
That is what the GOP politicians do, they feel the need to wring every second out of their face time, so they can't just shut the fuck up and tell the interviewer, "next".

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (Zd/NW)

572 531 Add parmesan for a treat

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (XDC0v)

573 Redeye now comes on at 2300 on Saturdays?

But it's from yesterday.

***

Still. We used to have to wait until 0200 to catch even the reruns.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)

574 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (PlzOe)

575 How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)


Card counting. But don't let death's goons catch you at it or they break your kneecaps.

Posted by: joncelli succumbs to pedantry at January 26, 2013 11:36 PM (CWlPF)

576 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

Y5, sounds like you have found a fine watering hole. How have you been?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 11:36 PM (Cnqmv)

577 scotch in thong bikinis"? How do you keep the scotch from leaking out of the swimwear?
___
Suction?
Posted by: Some Moron at January

if I had stayed around for a few more I might have been willing to see if that worked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

578 546
The same. Laid in bed watching tv with it on and was fine. Fell asleep and awoke 2 hours later tearing it off.



They said it would take some time to get used to.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)

-------------------------------------------------------

It takes time. I sleep like a baby now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 11:31 PM (jucos)


You cry yourself to sleep and wake up every three hours?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:36 PM (kaalw)

579 >>Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)


What I usually do is wait for the next dusting of say 8"+/-, and get it going to about 40, cut the wheel hard to left and roll it into a snow bank.

Works.every.time.

Just make sure you don't have a coffee going in the arm rest.
That can get ugly

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 11:36 PM (aZ6ew)

580 Ok off til morning.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 11:37 PM (SZmJd)

581 Bannion, it's a deal. I prefer dark chocolate, just FYI

The rest of you lot, play nice. I really do like you all. And if you don't, I'm going to take your GI Joe quote action figure unquote and give you such a smack you will see "Mattel Corp." every time you close your eyes. AND I'll tell your Mom you taught the dog how to eat whipped cream straight from the spray can.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 26, 2013 11:37 PM (wfSF5)

582 536 No. What year and kind of car?

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:37 PM (XDC0v)

583
The average voter has accepted the new normal and the characterization by the media of the GOP. The 2012 election proved that to the point where it is inarguable.

So face the facts boys and girls -- we will be wandering in the wilderness as a powerless minority for years, probably decades, to come.

There is one single hope we have. It has nothing to do with political tactics or charismatic/eloquent leaders.

The only chance that conservatives have is that the crap that Obama has succeeded into making law blows up in the average voters' faces to the degree where it makes their lives very painful. And that is not only a real possibility, it's highly probable.

When/if it happens there's a better than even chance the most of the average (AKA "low information") voters will decide to hand the levers of power back to someone else. And then only if the current GOP morphs into something other than what it is now and where it is currently headed in the foreseeable future.

Until there is great pain widely spread across the majority of the voters, the only political change this country will likely experience is a further drift to the left. FDR proved that America is fully capable of accepting over a decade of failed policies and voting for even more of them.

The pain will have to be extremely harsh, widespread and long lasting before we will reverse our current course nationally.

And even if/when that happens we will still have a sizable minority (if not a majority) of voters who will only vote for one time change and will revert to our current course as soon as the pain eases even a tiny bit.

The last election convinced me that the mindset I described above in post #276 will be a strong force in the politics of America for as long as our nation stands.

It sucks. But, then, most of reality does.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 26, 2013 11:37 PM (tOkJB)

584 You cry yourself to sleep and wake up every three hours?

He settles back down when someone sticks a boob in his mouth.

Posted by: no good deed at January 26, 2013 11:37 PM (mjR67)

585 >Bannion and I kinda got things/kept things really
rolling. We had a difference of opinion and discussed it. Politely.
Others did not.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:29 PM (GEICT)

the problem is when one commenter appointed them self the thread moderator and got all snarky- I mean, Jeebus, it's a blog thread- if you're structuring the success or failure of your Saturday night around a blog thread's content, you should maybe find some other entertainment

again, if someone doesn't like the drift of the ONT, close the tab- try again tomorrow

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (8sCoq)

586 Did you try multiple flavors, or just the "nasal pillow" type you ended up with? I use a full-face, myself.

****

Just the nasal pillow for now. The mask isn't uncomfortable, but there's something about me that when I am sleeping, I can barely tolerate anything touching me. If I go to sleep in pj's, I rip those off as well.

It's almost like claustrophobia.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (piMMO)

587 Odds on it being funny?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (piMMO)


Nothing involving Obama is funny!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (Cnqmv)

588
A couple of days I mentioned that my battery died in my car, and when I replaced it the CD player refused to acknowledge that there were CDs in it - won't eject them.

Any other thoughts besides trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?

Posted by: 18-1




How about trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?

Oh wait....

Computer CD players have a tiny hole in front into which you can insert the end of a paper-clip to eject the CD. Perhaps car players have something similar?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (kdS6q)

589 "I'd come over here and talk to you, I guess." The priest just came over to Walt's after the drive-by shooting in "Gran Torino". (Traveling, watching it on TNT in my room.)
"Stay calm, or else mistakes get made.": Walt.
Remember, don't leave your screwdriver in the frontal lobe of any enemy. They could trace it.
Does that mean someone without a screwdriver gets a pass?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (1V6Pv)

590 This is another 'être who is still around and doesn't need anyone else to speak for me. To be honest, I don't miss the asparagus pee discussions.

Posted by: Museisluse at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (SsWgR)

591 WHAT IF WE ARE ALREADY DEAD AND LIFE IS JUST A GIGANTIC FLASHBACK
11!
Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (tgb4n)



That seems far too lucid. Go take another pill and get back to us.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (GEICT)

592 Posted by: MrCaniac at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (Zd/NW)

===


the right is losing a life/death game of Calvinball because of a refusal to recognize the only rule is: "I win - you lose."


never play by the old rules, they do not matter and no longer apply.

Posted by: jc at January 26, 2013 11:39 PM (PlzOe)

593 Seinfeld making a drop-in appearance on SNL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:39 PM (piMMO)

594 HOLY SHIT MAJOR TOM BY PETER SCHILLING IS SO MUCH GREATER IN THE ORIGINAL GERMAN

Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:39 PM (tgb4n)

595 SNL being funny: No Line

Posted by: Las Vegas at January 26, 2013 11:40 PM (FcR7P)

596 If I go to sleep in pj's, I rip those off as well.

It's almost like claustrophobia.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (piMMO)



Ohhh rearrrry...????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT)

597 552
>Any other thoughts besides trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?




Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)


Is this one of those "slit type" CD eaters? Before getting too creative, look for a small hole just slightly bigger than a period near the CD slot. It won't be labeled, and it's tiny, and you won't be able to put anything large into it, but if you find one there's a good chance it's the emergency CD release. I find an unwrapped paperclip is about right for a tool. Just push it in about 1.25" (it should start resisting sluggishly about 1/2" in).

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:40 PM (kaalw)

598 the problem is when one commenter appointed them self the thread moderator and got all snarky- I mean, Jeebus, it's a blog thread- if you're structuring the success or failure of your Saturday night around a blog thread's content, you should maybe find some other entertainment

again, if someone doesn't like the drift of the ONT, close the tab- try again tomorrow

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (8sCoq)



No shit. I close out stuff all the time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT)

599 maybe we are all in a very dangerous situation and our life is flashing before our eyes.

I am guessing we are in the middle of the regrets reel right now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

600 Adam Levine, besides being a leftard, just went full-on Frampton and took his shirt off on the show.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (piMMO)

601 AOS poll:


do you/do you not sleep naked

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (8sCoq)

602 If anyone is interested, here is the actual text of: Senator Feinstein's bill "...to stop the sale, transfer, importation and manufacturing of military-style assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition feeding devices."

"Stopping the spread of 'deadly assault weapons'"
Resources for the Assault Weapons Ban of 2013

Outline- http://tinyurl.com/b7rvo34
Full text pdf- http://tinyurl.com/bysalaq

The legislation bans the sale, transfer, manufacturing and importation of:
All semiautomatic rifles that can accept a detachable magazine and have at least one military feature: pistol grip; forward grip; folding, telescoping, or detachable stock; grenade launcher or rocket launcher; barrel shroud; or threaded barrel.

All semiautomatic pistols that can accept a detachable magazine and have at least one military feature: threaded barrel; second pistol grip; barrel shroud; capacity to accept a detachable magazine at some location outside of the pistol grip; or semiautomatic version of an automatic firearm.

All semiautomatic rifles and handguns that have a fixed magazine with the capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.

All semiautomatic shotguns that have a folding, telescoping, or detachable stock; pistol grip; fixed magazine with the capacity to accept more than 5 rounds; ability to accept a detachable magazine; forward grip; grenade launcher or rocket launcher; or shotgun with a revolving cylinder.

All ammunition feeding devices (magazines, strips, and drums) capable of accepting more than 10 rounds.

157 specifically-named firearms - "All AR types..."

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (mkb9H)

603 Tube diameter has nothing to do with distance. You'll probably need either shims or a tilted scope base though. Do yourself a huge favor and get a Nikon m-308. It's BDC for 308

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (XDC0v)

604 only Ronettes need reply

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (8sCoq)

605
That seems far too lucid. Go take another pill and get back to us.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (GEICT)
caps lock fixed.

No no listen listen you are arleaday dead or close to the death so your mind is playing a big long flashback and its really details and its WHY we feel deja vu because we have already lived it we are just at the moment of death and memory is an illusion.
Possibly.
I mean it would ecplain a lot of the feeling of double-knowing and unkown knowing.

TOTALLY makes more sense than time running backwards because time should go forwards because things move in a direction and not in the otherin this demension so THT IS THE ANSWR.

Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (tgb4n)

606 Okay Jones in Co, spit it out. Name names.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (TCy/B)

607 326
Thanks for taking a gigantic steaming crap on the ONT fellas.

And you wonder why some commenters have disappeared?



Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 10:41 PM (TCy/B)

Poor them. Good riddence if they are such handwringing nancypants.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (Q9qpj)

608 do you/do you not sleep naked

***

Mostly.

Having to wear pj's for the sleep test was a bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (piMMO)

609 How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)


Card counting. But don't let death's goons catch you at it or they break your kneecaps.

Posted by: joncelli succumbs to pedantry at January 26, 2013 11:36 PM (CWlPF)


That's the awesome thing about cheating death. What else is he going to do to you? I'm surprised more people don't try it.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (lSjWM)

610 Hrothgar,

it is a fine watering hole, of course I did feel like I needed a bath after hanging out there but hey, anything to close the deal.

I am fine thanks for asking. I have been really worn down since the hurricane hit, one cold/flu/something or other after another.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

611 AOS poll:


do you/do you not sleep naked
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (8sCoq)

No. Tried it. No likey.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 11:43 PM (jp2Ur)

612 >Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (mkb9H)

by that reading, my guns are safe, but I will not comply with any registration scheme

I don't need permission from ANYONE to exercise my 2nd Amendment or any other Rights

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:44 PM (8sCoq)

613 Shoot, I had a "CAC-on-painkillers" type thought today which I've now sadly forgotten.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 26, 2013 11:44 PM (pG1cQ)

614 Okay then.

Fuck off.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 11:44 PM (TCy/B)

615 Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (tgb4n)


Thaaaaaaat's more like it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:44 PM (GEICT)

616 Sleep naked?!?
I AM naked.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:44 PM (1V6Pv)

617 I sleep nekkid except for the hat

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:45 PM (8sCoq)

618
AOS poll: do you/do you not sleep naked
Posted by: Jones in CO





Oooo. If by chance you're wearing the skin of a victim, how should you answer? I'm asking for -- um -- a friend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 11:45 PM (kdS6q)

619 If I go to sleep in pj's, I rip those off as well.



It's almost like claustrophobia.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:38 PM (piMMO)


It just wouldn't be an ONT without a line like that getting a response like this: "PICS!!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:45 PM (kaalw)

620 there is no such thing as memory its all the forward in the mind brain because we alreay were there. We don't remember things truly as they are because we cant we lived it and the brain is already flashing and we get sdistracteded. past life memory is just a screw up of this process when the doctor brain tries to reverse the pattern of the thought.

So all the talk abouit higher planes etc just the brain tripping itself.

YOU CANT PROOOOOVE YOU AREN'T FLASHING BACK RIGHT NOW. I mean that works for Alex Jones but heh.

Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:45 PM (tgb4n)

621 incidentally, in the same bar with the bikini girls, I noticed they have a new play. when guys were getting so drunk that they were about to fall asleep a girl in a bikini would run over shove a red bull in his face, gratis, and literally stick a straw in his mouth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

622 Sleep naked?!?
I AM naked.

****

I always thought that whole thing about bloggers sitting around in their pj's, typing snarky remarks about others, was way out of touch.

WTH made anyone think bloggers wear pajamas?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (piMMO)

623 492
So, if Lincoln were alive right now what would he say to us?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
[muffled voice] Get me out of this box, I'm not dead!


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:18 PM (AUeaU)

I think with that hole in his head, he would be saying "mmmmph lmmph aaaaagg jurrrrrrr cccuuuuuuummmm biiiiiiiitttttcccchhhh"

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (Zd/NW)

624 Mostly. Having to wear pj's for the sleep test was a bitch.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:42 PM (piMMO)


So they frown upon you sleeping naked? Are they homos?

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (GULKT)

625 Inuit sleep naked. So does SHE.
She lettin' it all hang out.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3h9org

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (1V6Pv)

626 Tube diameter has nothing to do with distance. You'll probably need either shims or a tilted scope base though. Do yourself a huge favor and get a Nikon m-308. It's BDC for 308
Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:41 PM (XDC0v)

The M308 comes with a 20 MOA base.
It is my understanding that the larger tube makes room for larger range of adjustment.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (/7Xis)

627 No. What year and kind of car?
***
2006 Ford Fusion

Posted by: Some Moron at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (AUeaU)

628 It just wouldn't be an ONT without a line like that getting a response like this: "PICS!!!!"

****

I like you to much to do that to you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (piMMO)

629 TOO freakin' cold to sleep naked. Ass gets cold without boxers on when headed to the john at 4AM.

Others thought it. I just said it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 11:47 PM (4Mv1T)

630 Best thing about death: No more doctor visits.

Posted by: The Unknown Grim Reaping Comic at January 26, 2013 11:47 PM (BVkEs)

631 Okay Jones in Co, spit it out. Name names.

Oh come on, its you and me. God forbid we want it to be like the olden days when it used to be funny in here and the whole point of the ont was to leave the serious stuff in ALL THE OTHER THREADS and let loose. Nope, we're just dumb fuck censoring scrunts.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 26, 2013 11:47 PM (gfpCB)

632 602 See- no exception for .22's-

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:47 PM (XDC0v)

633 too

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:47 PM (piMMO)

634 I think CAC is into the Windex again.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 11:47 PM (aZ6ew)

635 > who's the best guitarist ever

Jimmy Hendrix

> where do I find the best chili in NM and AZ next month

Same as any month. From Hormels, in a can. With beans.

Posted by: iconoclast at January 26, 2013 11:48 PM (CopjS)

636 YOU CANT PROOOOOVE YOU AREN'T FLASHING BACK RIGHT NOW. I mean that works for Alex Jones but heh.
Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:45 PM (tgb4n)

Reality is a simulation running in a simulation running in a computer.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 11:48 PM (jp2Ur)

637 Hmm...didn't think to look for a computer style emergency release.

I'll take a look tomorrow morning - but it is a 6 CD changer, so I'm guessing no.

Posted by: 18- at January 26, 2013 11:50 PM (AUeaU)

638 osted by: Ed Anger at January 26, 2013 10:26 PM (tOkJB)


Ed Anger, are you going to let us know when your sister wakes up to the reality of Obamacare? How on earth could she possibly blame Bush? Bush didn't push nationalized healthcare. Is it because there were rumors that Bush was going to try to halt the 2008 election because of the wars?

Posted by: CarolT at January 26, 2013 11:50 PM (z4WKX)

639 WHAT IF WE ARE ALREADY DEAD AND LIFE IS JUST A GIGANTIC FLASHBACK
11!
Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (tgb4n)


I've actually considered this, as nuts as it is, but for another reason. What if time isn't a continuum?

http://tinyurl.com/7v4kxuu

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:50 PM (lSjWM)

640 I would like to get out to 1000. I know that is pushing it for a .308. I know I will need a lot of adjustment for that range so I will need at least a 30 mm tube
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:32 PM (/7Xis)


ok
this is just a start but

FFP or SFP work equally well out to 1000 yards or meters in a target type event


FFP has some advantages in a tactical match event

SFP has some advantages on how the reticle works

don't bother with 168 grain Sierra Match King bullets at 1000 yards or meters. They are only a 600 yard bullet

shoot the 175 grain Match king or AMAX

I've pushed a 175SMK out to 1300 yards at 2500 ft above sea level no problem.


some guys will tell you you have to have FFP for long range, but I disagree

If you know what you are doing you can shoot SFP or FFP the same.

The only qualifier is if you are in combat and getting shot a,t FFP is the way to go.





Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:50 PM (jfSqj)

641 when you strip down to panties and have a tickle fight, remember that pictures are mandatory

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 10:54 PM (AUeaU)


If you insist...

Posted by: Madeline Albright at January 26, 2013 11:50 PM (Vk2pI)

642 I'm out. Play nice.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 26, 2013 11:51 PM (4Mv1T)

643 627 Sounds like you have activated the anti-theft system. The code is in your owner's manual or just call a dealer. DON'T TOUCH THE CD PLAYER!! Very bad advice here tonite on that

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:51 PM (XDC0v)

644 507
"You were the one who claimed conservatism is losing and then claimed we

have to show the country how wrong liberalism is and how much damage its

doing,"

It's not losing, it's lost. This is their fucking
country now, were just a small minority and we have been for years. That
doesn't mean we don't give up on our ideals and to not resist in anyway
we can. The one thing that that isn't going to advance conservatism is
living in a fantasy that if we only do this we win or if we only
nominate this person will win. Palin has offered nothing to slow
liberalism, she and you think we just need to be better cheerleaders,
that's fucking insanity.
Only by the grace of gerrymandering do we
even have a little political pull and I mean that's damn little so quit
fucking thinking there's going to be some win.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 11:21 PM (Fz2C7)

ROLL EYES. get a straight razor already. Thats too much doom and gloom for one person to contain for longer than 36 hours.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:52 PM (+OTLF)

645 614
Okay then.

Fuck off.



Posted by: mon nom est mpfs, Boyd Crowder fan at January 26, 2013 11:44 PM (TCy/B)


I'm starting to boggle at the amount of stuff archived on YouTube. Even this --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppYgu3PZHk

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:53 PM (kaalw)

646 >DON'T TOUCH THE CD PLAYER!! Very bad advice here tonite on that

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:51 PM (XDC0v)

my advice was replace it with an aftermarket unit

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:53 PM (8sCoq)

647 Perhaps a simple vomit spell will make the CD player hack out the disk?

Posted by: Gandalf at January 26, 2013 11:53 PM (jp2Ur)

648 Walt falls.
"Hale, Mary, full of Grace..."

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:54 PM (1V6Pv)

649
I'll take a look tomorrow morning - but it is a 6 CD changer, so I'm guessing no.
Posted by: 18-



Also, Der Google:

I had this happen to my 1990 535is. It had the factory changer which was an Alpine unit. To eject the cartridge all you need to do is get a credit card or something similar and slide it under the cartridge. This will make contact with the release mechanism for the cartridge.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 11:54 PM (kdS6q)

650 *weeps*

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 11:54 PM (1V6Pv)

651 Merlin can suck it!

Posted by: Gandalf at January 26, 2013 11:55 PM (jp2Ur)

652 631 I've never had a problem witrh you, beeb, and i appreciate it. Youse gals are so paranoid...

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:55 PM (XDC0v)

653 646 bad advice. It just needs a code

Posted by: DAve, The Rifleman at January 26, 2013 11:56 PM (XDC0v)

654 Be warned, this song is twenty-nine (29) minutes long. Make sure you go potty before listening.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2013 10:46 PM (LUnTP)

I have a better solution. I won't listen to it, or to any of the other 66 bazillion songs you've been spamming the thread with. I should send you a bill for wear and tear on my scroll wheel.
Has it not occurred to you, that should somebody actually click on one of those links, and like what they hear, that they can then follow other links within Youtube for more songs from the same group? It's simply not necessary for you to post the band's entire catalog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (29+x5)

655 512
I miss the days when we talked about Michelle Earle-Jones Obama's Fabulous new Hair Doo.



****



I assume it is real human hair and not synthetic.



What poor soul had to sell their hair so that Moo could wear that wig?



You just know that, somewhere out there, some man sold his pocket watch to buy that girl a comb, and now she's bald.



I blame Moochelle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM (piMMO)

NOpe, Last i heard she had a bikini and back waxing for the inauguration so they had plenty of hair to make that wig without having to outsource.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (+OTLF)

656 This thread is no longer discussing what I think it should. I'm leaving! Goodnight!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (GEICT)

657 WHAT IF WE ARE ALREADY DEAD AND LIFE IS JUST A GIGANTIC FLASHBACK
11!
Posted by: CAC at January 26, 2013 11:35 PM (tgb4n)


CAC,

Say "hello" to Psychedelicat
http://tinyurl.com/au3494f
while listening to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNhmzyc_OrE

Posted by: The Psychedelic Hat at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (Vk2pI)

658 Merlin can suck it!

I suck, squeeze, bang and blow!

Posted by: Rolls-Royce Merlin at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (pG1cQ)

659 Dammit, if somebody had told me that The Gathering was fronted by a cuteginger babewith killer pipes, I would have listened to them years ago. She's a cutie and a damn good singer.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (UBJuq)

660 Do I sleep in the nude?

Like most of the morons here I wear 3 socks to bed, two for my feet and one for "the beat".

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (Zd/NW)

661 The M308 comes with a 20 MOA base.
It is my understanding that the larger tube makes room for larger range of adjustment.
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2013 11:46 PM (/7Xis)


what scopes are you looking at?

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 26, 2013 11:57 PM (jfSqj)

662 583 Ed Anger

There's no hope as long as we have a universal franchise.

Democracy is not and never has been a stable form of government. The Founders were well aware of that.

Voting must become an earned privilege, not a right. Until that happens, the FSA can always outvote the productive members of society.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (sdi6R)

663 It's difficult to imagine that this stuff ever existed.....and, yet, I lived through it -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HoDoODVNcE

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (kaalw)

664 did I miss a fight?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (piMMO)

665 Does Dave in FL still post here?

I was hoping to get some early 2016 polling analysis....

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (+OTLF)

666 Sleep in boxers mostly. Cotton PJ bottoms and a "T" when it's really cold.

Mrs. wears a complete PJ "outfit" (she is preferring flannel lately, and even has some with "feets"), unless there is a pre-arranged "agreement".

...In which case there may be an other type of "outfit". But very rarely. And less-so know that we're 20-something years in. But, at one time...

Those were the days!!!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (mkb9H)

667 Well colon talk isn't asparagus pee or circumcision, but it's damn close. I did my part to embiggen the party. I WILL NOT apologize.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 26, 2013 10:57 PM (eHIJJ)

Go on...

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (Vk2pI)

668 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (kaalw)

669 zod

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 11:59 PM (8sCoq)

670 How do we cheat death?
Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 11:07 PM (lSjWM)

Dark Matter injections.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 11:10 PM (jp2Ur)


Nah. Doesn't seem to be helping Barry much in that department...

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 26, 2013 11:59 PM (Vk2pI)

671 The nikon m-223 and m-308 are berry nice indeed

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:00 AM (XDC0v)

672 damn

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 27, 2013 12:00 AM (8sCoq)

673 337---
"I know of three groups that have free healthcare, no utility bills, food provided and pay no rent: Cattle, sheep and slaves."
Posted by: Jose Wales at January 26, 2013 10:44 PM (lPbS1)

I pay rent.
Don't you call me no cattle.

Posted by: Dairy Cow at January 27, 2013 12:00 AM (C8mVl)

674 Thanks Jake. Good tip on the 175s too.

I am going to do some more reading about the mil system

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:01 AM (/7Xis)

675
Does Dave in FL still post here?
Posted by: jeremiah



Seppuku.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2013 12:01 AM (kdS6q)

676 Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 11:58 PM (sdi6R)

Poll tax?.

Racist

Harumph...

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 12:02 AM (sqp6o)

677 Re: # 527 Any other thoughts besides trying to dissemble the CD player to get inside it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2013 11:26 PM (AUeaU)


Some CD players have a small hole in their front where you can push in a thin piece of stiff wire, like an unbent paperclip, that will eject the CD inside it. If you have that and it works it might reset your CD player. Otherwise it sounds like your CD player's memory got scrambled and a either a chip has to be reprogrammed or perhaps a capacitor discharged. In days gone past a dealer would be the one to go to to get it fixed but few dealers anymore can do much more than your typical mechanic. A high end car audio shop might be able to fix it but since they generally deal with after market items they may not. If the paper clip fix isn't possible call some audio shops and dealers to find out if they have a clue.

Good luck.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 27, 2013 12:02 AM (tOkJB)

678 CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE: New York Gun Owners Flip the Bird to “Assault Weapons” Registration Law. “Assault-rifle owners statewide are organizing a mass boycott of Gov. Cuomo’s new law mandating they register their weapons, daring officials to ‘come and take it away.’” In the original Greek, ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 27, 2013 12:03 AM (8sCoq)

679 Don't fry bacon while naked.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:03 AM (j7iSn)

680 Don't fry bacon while naked.

****

Wear an apron

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:04 AM (piMMO)

681 >>>679 Don't fry bacon while naked.

Oh did that last July. Still got the scar.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 12:05 AM (Puqto)

682 679
Same goes for ironing

Posted by: Tuna at January 27, 2013 12:05 AM (M/TDA)

683 We're back to happy fun time? Oh, good, the sedatives must have taken effect.


I see that I have been forgiven for the mayonnaise. This is good. Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:05 AM (yh0zB)

684 I am going to do some more reading about the mil system
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:01 AM (/7Xis)


the mils system is just a tape measure or a ruler in your scopes reticle.

with FFP the ruler is the Same, with SFP it changes with changing magnification


it is what the target turrets are calibrated in are they in mils or moa?

each is a slightly diffrent measure

if your reticle is in mils and your turrets are MOA, you have to translate from one to the other.

It is not difficult but one more step in the process

definately get a mil dot scope, I'd say


what part of the country are you in?


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:06 AM (jfSqj)

685 655
512

I miss the days when we talked about Michelle Earle-Jones Obama's Fabulous new Hair Doo.


****


I assume it is real human hair and not synthetic.


Funny: I've always assumed Mooch bought her wig off eBay, from one of Tina's girls, the one's doing the Swim or the Watusi.

(Yes, Mooch is that cheesy. )

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 27, 2013 12:06 AM (HVtRc)

686 I see that I have been forgiven for the mayonnaise. This is good. Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho.


***

A am almost afraid to ask why one would need to apologize for mayo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:06 AM (piMMO)

687 @work Sunday 0900 CDT.
Now I lay me down to sleep.
Be safe, be happy.
If you CAN:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/a7qz6cs

Posted by: Thorvald at January 27, 2013 12:07 AM (1V6Pv)

688 677 OK that's it I was hoping to avoid this... I've been an auto teacher for 24 years. ASE Master technician. I see this ALL THE TIME when people's batteries go dead or they change the battery. Get the code. Or do whatever you want, what do I know?

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:07 AM (XDC0v)

689 688 That wasn't personal Ed this has just been going on forever

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:08 AM (XDC0v)

690 I don't know why this just occurred to me but, GGE, wasn't it you who stayed up with me all night watching the live feed of that idiot during the hurricane last year?

Did the damn cover over those gas pumps ever blow off?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)

691 OH SHIT


BRYRNE IS A GENIUS FEAR OF MUSIC IS REMAIN IN LIGHT BACKAWARDS.

Posted by: CAC at January 27, 2013 12:09 AM (tgb4n)

692 I have been thinking of a Leup VX 3 with the custom dail system.
The Nikon M308 might be a cheap starter scope.
My buddy has a Horus
Bushnell makes some stuff that might be ok
I hear good stuff about the Nightforce , big $
I will probably start out with something cheaper $500 or less
I want at least 20x

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:09 AM (/7Xis)

693 Hey, I hit that #. I don't like that. At. All.

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:09 AM (mkb9H)

694 Though, I do sort of sympathize with the 'ettes. The insult cagematch between: 1. The wetblanket masochist who claims he wants to fight on despite simultaneously deciding the cause is long ago lost and telling everyone with any ideas about how to fight on that they should shut up and get fucked and, 2. Triumph-the-insult-comic troll who probably still faps to his endless Akin threadjackings...is getting tedious.

Why don't you two homos meet down at the Home Depot and do your slapping and hairpulling in person.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:10 AM (Q9qpj)

695 You could argue about whether I really like you or not, just to keep in practice.

We are MORONS. We can argue about anything!



Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 26, 2013 11:23 PM

That's kind of cool, like "We are KLINGONS !!!:


Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:10 AM (wwsoB)

696 Wish I had time & power to do more better vid. Anyway, day late, but here 'tis, TFG with a side of flies. In part inspired by comments on a certain notorious site... yeah I credited the horde.

Inc links to my site. Or http://youtu.be/cR1p9cvC4sY

Only read up to #150. I'll bet after that was when all the girlie pics got posted.

Posted by: Mindfulguy in a designer tinfoil hat at January 27, 2013 12:13 AM (eVurp)

697 I see that I have been forgiven for the mayonnaise. This is good. Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:05 AM

It was quite popular with the tribes of the Oklahoma Plains!

Posted by: Lizzie Jack Warren at January 27, 2013 12:13 AM (wwsoB)

698 I see that I have been forgiven for the mayonnaise. This is good. Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:05 AM (yh0zB)


I've eaten something made with Mayo or with Mayo like once in the last 2 years

fwiw


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:13 AM (jfSqj)

699 Has everyone chased everyone else out already?

I was just going to ask what's the best thing to cook in a "Dutch Oven"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:14 AM (wwsoB)

700 of course that's NIC not inc. Stupid stupid spell checker.

Posted by: Mindfulguy in a designer tinfoil hat at January 27, 2013 12:15 AM (eVurp)

701 I've eaten something made with Mayo or with Mayo like once in the last 2 years

fwiw

****

Even without your nic I would have known you aren't in the South, just from that statement.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:15 AM (piMMO)

702 "The wetblanket masochist who claims he wants to
fight on despite simultaneously deciding the cause is long ago lost and
telling everyone with any ideas about how to fight on that they should
shut up and get fucked and, 2. Triumph-the-insult-comic troll who
probably still faps to his endless Akin threadjackings...is getting
tedious.

Why don't you two homos meet down at the Home Depot and do your slapping and hairpulling in person.


Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:10 AM (Q9qpj)"Oh is this where you show everyone what a sane reasonable person you are, that's above all this by calling people don't like homos? Yeah fuck you too.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 12:15 AM (Fz2C7)

703 Hey!

Brian Dennehy!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:15 AM (piMMO)

704 and, uh, 700th

Posted by: Mindfulguy at January 27, 2013 12:16 AM (eVurp)

705 A am almost afraid to ask why one would need to apologize for mayo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:06 AM (piMMO)


Some things, once known, cannot be unknown. It's better that way.

I don't know why this just occurred to me but, GGE,
wasn't it you who stayed up with me all night watching the live feed of
that idiot during the hurricane last year?



Did the damn cover over those gas pumps ever blow off?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:08 AM (piMMO)


Hell I don't know. I'm lucky if I can remember what happened last week.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:17 AM (yh0zB)

706 I am in the communist republic of Cal.
My parents live in Kamiah, ID.

I am leaning towards a MIL system

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:17 AM (/7Xis)

707 midway is down to 4 boxes per person now

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:17 AM (XDC0v)

708 I was just going to ask what's the best thing to cook in a "Dutch Oven"



Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:14 AM (wwsoB)


The Dutch, duh...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:18 AM (yh0zB)

709 P-51 low pass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7Z3nnZjF4

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:18 AM (wwsoB)

710 and the nic link failed too. good night.

Posted by: Mindfulguy at January 27, 2013 12:18 AM (eVurp)

711 For moron consumption tomorrow morning while sipping your mornin' beverage.. (and i may have got the vid tip from the HQ)

9mm v. .45 v. Rifle - medical examiners presentation. (some blood pics, but a good lecture.)

http://tinyurl.com/alnbc5p

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 12:18 AM (sqp6o)

712 706 I am leaning towards picking you up onthe way to our new life in Idaho

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:19 AM (XDC0v)

713 Trijicon advanced riflescopes and sights for tactical and sporting applications.

"Product Selector"

http://www.trijicon.com/na_en/products/selector.php

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:19 AM (mkb9H)

714 711 That's a great one

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:19 AM (XDC0v)

715 >>>I was just going to ask what's the best thing to cook in a "Dutch Oven"


If that is a serious question.
bread, rolls or cobbler.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 12:19 AM (Puqto)

716 I'm out. Play nice!

Posted by: CarolT at January 27, 2013 12:20 AM (z4WKX)

717 NDH, just for clarification, Capt Backfire opined that "what brand of mayonnaise" seperated the true Cackalakians from the non. Being a wise ass I said "Food Lion, it's mayonnaise, not BBQ sauce."


Of course I knew that "Dukes" was the correct answer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:20 AM (yh0zB)

718 One of my students was shot on his front porch 5X with a 9mm. In front of his mom. I work in a nice place.

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:20 AM (XDC0v)

719 P-51 low pass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7Z3nnZjF4


Nice.

Spitfire low pass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmR-A-yJknw

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 27, 2013 12:21 AM (pG1cQ)

720 A pistol is what you use to fight your way back to the rifle you shouldn't have left behind in the first place.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:22 AM (yh0zB)

721 Of course I knew that "Dukes" was the correct answer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:20 AM (yh0zB)

I'm from SC...born in Greenville...don't care for Dukes.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:22 AM (j7iSn)

722 720 Yeah the doctor starts off by pretty much blowing off pistol wounds in the first place

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:23 AM (XDC0v)

723 699 --- I was just going to ask what's the best thing to cook in a "Dutch Oven"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:14 AM (wwsoB)

Dutch stew
Dutch soup
Dutch roast chicken
Dutch chili
Dutch pot roast
Dutch arroz con pollo
(J/k about the "Dutch" part.)

Anything that you might cook in a crock pot. You can put it on the top of the stove or in the oven.
Anything you want to stew or braise at low heat for a long time.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 27, 2013 12:24 AM (C8mVl)

724 I'm thinking of dressing my Maverick Security 88 up with a collapsible stock and tac rail front grip just to give Fineshwine the vapors. To do this I will have to change out the action tube for a Mossberg unit since the Maverick's rails are riveted to the front grip. Should be an interesting conversion.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:24 AM (yh0zB)

725 >>and the nic link failed too. good night.
Posted by: Mindfulguy at January 27, 2013 12:18 AM (eVurp)
The link worked.
Fly video was perfect.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 27, 2013 12:24 AM (aZ6ew)

726 I have been thinking of a Leup VX 3 with the custom dail system.
The Nikon M308 might be a cheap starter scope.
My buddy has a Horus
Bushnell makes some stuff that might be ok
I hear good stuff about the Nightforce , big $
I will probably start out with something cheaper $500 or less
I want at least 20x

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:09 AM (/7Xis)


just to clarify
you will have to turn the turrets to get to 1000, there is not enough hold over with mil dots

what rifle?
you may have to get a sloped base

VX3 is nice glass
not familiar with the M308
Bushnell is good to look into
ohter Nikons are good to look into
you can get out to 1000 with 10x, but 20x is nice




will you be shooting at steel targets or paper?
steel painted white is way easier than paper targets?

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:25 AM (jfSqj)

727 But how does this help Tom Cotton?

Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2013 12:25 AM (lD8ju)

728 I'm from SC...born in Greenville...don't care for Dukes.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:22 AM (j7iSn)


I was born and raised in Iowa. Dukes may be the "correct" answer, but the "right" answer depends on the consumer IMO.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:26 AM (yh0zB)

729 Both powered by the Merlin

The "Mighty Merlin"

Packard built the Merlins in the USA, Rolls-Royce in the UK


Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:26 AM (wwsoB)

730 I would need a scope with a long eye relief, like a pistol scope, since the only rifle I'd mount it on would be the Mosin.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:27 AM (yh0zB)

731 724 Keep the foregrip and swap out the stock for the Knoxx spec-ops recoil-reducing stock Trust me on this it's INCREDIBLE. As for the rail, http://tinyurl.com/azvh7cc

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:27 AM (XDC0v)

732 Even without your nic I would have known you aren't in the South, just from that statement.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 12:15 AM (piMMO)


wait!!!!

does fry sause have Mayo in it?

then my previous statements need a correction


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:28 AM (jfSqj)

733 who's the best guitarist ever

where do I find the best chili in NM and AZ next month

why was actress Sean Young so hot but so crazy

How does Tony Stark survive the G-forces generated by The Suit

cats are wrong


Jimmy Page
Texas
IDK
Kartoon Fiziks
You're insult woke Shirley up and she jumped off my lap. I'm warning you she does cause hemorraging.

Posted by: DaveA at January 27, 2013 12:28 AM (hOlQL)

734 I was born and raised in Iowa. Dukes may be the "correct" answer, but the "right" answer depends on the consumer IMO.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:26 AM (yh0zB)

Hellmans

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:28 AM (j7iSn)

735 726 You've used the m-223, right? It's like that for 308

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (XDC0v)

736 GGE- My Mother, no less, posted a pic on her facebook that had a picture of a pistol, a shotgun, and an AR.

It said: This (the pistol) is to stop muggers, carjacking, and rapes. This (the shotgun) is for home protection. And this (the AR) is for making sure the Government doesn't try to take them away!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (mkb9H)

737 >>>Hellmans

I'm west coast an Best Foods is the only good mayo we get.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (Puqto)

738 I'm from SC...born in Greenville...don't care for Dukes.



Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:22 AM

Sorry to hear that sugar! I'll just find someone else to give me a ride to the skinny dippin' pond

Posted by: Daisy Duke at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (wwsoB)

739 #702 No claims of sanity or reason on my end. Just wondering what's up the hair shirt distribution hair shirts and demands for and self-flagellation on yours.

"We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked..but fight on, except the way you and and you and you are proposing, because that is just crazy talk. We'll just fight on, in some unspecified way, for our lost cause."

You really are a miserable prick. Always have been, actually.


Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:30 AM (Q9qpj)

740 Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:27 AM (XDC0v)


Yeah, thought about the UTG Tri-Rail, mostly that would give me a place to mount a forward sling swivel, but changing out the action tube gives me more choices in what to use for a foregrip. Of course the Maverick's foregrip is OK by itself, but choices are good as well. The Knoxx stock is pretty much what I was looking at.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:31 AM (yh0zB)

741 Dukes may be the "correct" answer, but the "right" answer depends on the consumer IMO.


--> Velveeta

Posted by: Avenging Godfather of Cheetos® at January 27, 2013 12:32 AM (gcwak)

742 Sorry to hear that sugar! I'll just find someone else to give me a ride to the skinny dippin' pond

Posted by: Daisy Duke at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (wwsoB)

I'm sure Bo and Luke would oblige.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:32 AM (j7iSn)

743 correction: Just wondering what's up the hair shirt distribution and demands for self-flagellation on yours.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:32 AM (Q9qpj)

744 720 A pistol is what you use to fight your way back to the rifle you shouldn't have left behind in the first place.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:22 AM (yh0zB)

Yeah. And i think that is somewhat of a point the poster was making. Quibbling about 30-50# difference between pistol rounds when rifles are 1000s of pounds energy.

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 12:32 AM (sqp6o)

745 drop at 1000 yds. is 21 feet. See: http://tinyurl.com/bedtorl

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:32 AM (XDC0v)

746 I gather the car with the CD problem is a BMWl '
the radio code is on service records if you have had it serviced at a BMW dealership. I have had BMWs since 1986. I buy & keep. I had my favorite from January 1996 to November 2011. I have new one since November2011. I plan to keep this one for 15+ years too.

Posted by: CarolT at January 27, 2013 12:33 AM (z4WKX)

747 This (the pistol) is to stop muggers, carjacking,
and rapes. This (the shotgun) is for home protection. And this (the AR)
is for making sure the Government doesn't try to take them away!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (mkb9H)


Niiiice.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:33 AM (yh0zB)

748 I'm sure Bo and Luke would oblige.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:32 AM

Shit, tell me you wouldn't do her if she was YOUR cousin

Posted by: Bo Duke at January 27, 2013 12:34 AM (wwsoB)

749 BRB, gotta go walk the muttley.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:35 AM (yh0zB)

750 I would need a scope with a long eye relief, like a pistol scope, since the only rifle I'd mount it on would be the Mosin.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:27 AM (yh0zB)

Leuplod FX II .. has long eye relief with larger field of view
There is also Burris scout scope
Leatherwood makes a cheaper option that is variable power

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:36 AM (/7Xis)

751 746
I gather the car with the CD problem is a BMWl '

the radio code is on service records if you have had it serviced at
a BMW dealership.



Posted by: CarolT at January 27, 2013 12:33 AM

The CD override code is 1-6-3-0-9

Posted by: Spock, BMW Service Mgr at January 27, 2013 12:36 AM (wwsoB)

752 Scientific researchers conjecture that an increase in temperatures due to climate change could mean that Michael Mann's gonads may shrink and fall off … then again maybe not.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (e8kgV)

753 Wish i had a Mosin... one of the legs on my table broke off

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (XDC0v)

754 We're having a Mad Dog 20/20 tasting but can't decide between Velveeta/String Cheese/Easy Cheese. What goes best with pork cracklins?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (sqp6o)

755 I am in the communist republic of Cal.
My parents live in Kamiah, ID.

I am leaning towards a MIL system
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:17 AM (/7Xis)


it is too difficult to explain some of this with a keyboard

do you know someone who can teach you how this all works or any classes locally you can take?

trying to help, but not sure I am


Kamiah, ID
sweet, Is that trees or the Palouse?

I'm south of Boise in the sagebrush

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (jfSqj)

756 Jake , Rem 700 Tactical 20" hheavy bbl in .308

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (/7Xis)

757 Shit, tell me you wouldn't do her if she was YOUR cousin



Posted by: Bo Duke at January 27, 2013 12:34 AM (wwsoB)


umm...

Posted by: Luke Duke at January 27, 2013 12:38 AM (yh0zB)

758 This (the pistol) is to stop muggers, carjacking,

and rapes. This (the shotgun) is for home protection. And this (the AR)

is for making sure the Government doesn't try to take them away!



Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:29 AM (mkb9H)


Saw that on a poster somewhere, a lot of gun owners have come out with some pretty witty stuff and some great quotes. They understand its a PR battle, unlike some others I won't mention.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 27, 2013 12:38 AM (NzBQO)

759 756 Did you just get the one on calguns?

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:39 AM (XDC0v)

760 I posted this earlier today, but I have a skeevy perv teaching my "Written Communication" course at the Community College, which is supposed to be writing for idiots, but turns out is taught by one. This creep has spent four classes sneering at his students and extolling his "intelligence" concerning many different subjects, none of them writing or communications related. Thursday he spent 25 minutes explaining how none of us should ever consider concealed carry because we couldn't possibly have the excellent training afforded law enforcement officers and would just be a danger to ourselves. Particularly since even the NRA says to keep your gun and ammo separately, and use trigger locks, so how could we use a gun to defend our homes anyway?

So, I challenged him on two or three points and then asked if he was advocating victimhood. He was shocked that anyone would question his impeccable credentials. After class he taps me on the shoulder to ask if I'm "packin'". I told him it was none of his business, and then while he was bloviating about that, I told him it must be quite a burden to him being the smartest person he knows.

I really cannot wait until the last two classes of the semester when he has promised to show us his mad judo skills so that we will know how to "really" defend our selves.


Wonder if I will even make it that far?

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 12:39 AM (VLG62)

761 Wish i had a Mosin... one of the legs on my table broke off

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (XDC0v)


It would have to be a pretty damn tall table. My Mosin stands about five and a half feet tall without the bayonet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:40 AM (yh0zB)

762 Shit, tell me you wouldn't do her if she was YOUR cousin

Posted by: Bo Duke at January 27, 2013 12:34 AM (wwsoB)

I thought she was a sister.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:40 AM (j7iSn)

763 It is post 12:30, I too have to let the dog out, but I will not be back -- this eve.

Goodnight, and God bless all ya'll. Bless your hearts.
"Mayonnaise. Out!"

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:41 AM (mkb9H)

764 751 Too bad she said it was a Ford... oh well maybe she can trade it in

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:41 AM (XDC0v)

765 761 Haha j/k

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:41 AM (XDC0v)

766
681>>> 679 Don't fry bacon while naked.


Or wash clothes with a wringer-washer.

Posted by: Wash woman at January 27, 2013 12:42 AM (m0v2L)

767 Robber with a gun tries to rob a bookie's place in the UK. Unarmed customers overpower him, disarm him, and apparently sit on him. Bobbies and EMT tried to revive robber but were unsuccessful.

Hip! Hip! Hooray to those Brits. They did a service for their country and saved themselves a few quid on their taxes because the thug won't be put in a cell.

http://tinyurl.com/a5bm6h4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:43 AM (shmgt)

768 Kamiah is on the Clearwater near the Selway and Lochsa> about 1.5 hrs from Lewiston.

I will read up on how to use the MIL system. It seems more generic than others. That way if I spend a bunch of money on a scop I can use it on other rifles.
I will mostly start out shooting steel. I have been using my deer rifle out to 600, but I want to go farther and learn more. We have a range locallythat goes to 1100 or 1200.
I understand a bit about the MIL system. No need to try to explain.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:43 AM (/7Xis)

769
"Dutch Oven"


Memories! Let one rip and hold the old lady under the covers!

Posted by: Earnest Borgnine's Ghost at January 27, 2013 12:43 AM (m0v2L)

770 698
I see that I have been forgiven for the mayonnaise. This is good. Mayonnaise is rare in Idaho.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:05 AM (yh0zB)





I've eaten something made with Mayo or with Mayo like once in the last 2 years



fwiw







Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:13 AM (jfSqj)


When I was about 10, I had some mayo on bologna and was sicker'n'a'dog for three full days. Since then, I've tended to avoid it.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 27, 2013 12:44 AM (kaalw)

771 762
Shit, tell me you wouldn't do her if she was YOUR cousin



Posted by: Bo Duke at January 27, 2013 12:34 AM (wwsoB)



I thought she was a sister.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:40 AM

Cousin.

I'm not proud to know that fact

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:44 AM (wwsoB)

772 Or wash clothes with a wringer-washer.

Posted by: Wash woman at January 27, 2013 12:42 AM (m0v2L)

That has gotta hurt.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2013 12:44 AM (j7iSn)

773 Particularly since even the NRA says to keep your
gun and ammo separately, and use trigger locks, so how could we use a
gun to defend our homes anyway?


Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 12:39 AM (VLG62)


That reminds me, I need to get another gun safe about the same size as the one I have so I can use it just for ammo storage and then I can put guns in the first one. I'm planning on doing some buying once the panic dies down.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:44 AM (yh0zB)

774 ""We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked..but fight
on, except the way you and and you and you are proposing, because that
is just crazy talk. We'll just fight on, in some unspecified way, for
our lost cause."

You really are a miserable prick. Always have been, actually.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:30 AM (Q9qpj)"

What the fuck wrong with you people? Pointing out the obvious is now being a miserable prick spreading doom and gloom? We are a liberal/leftist society and country now, that's just the fucking way it is. What's pathetic is pretending we aren't and that there's some magical conservative bullet based on some strategy or savior. What does that say about people like you and that Joshua fuck that are so seeped in denial that they can't bear to hear the truth? Talk about being miserable.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 12:45 AM (Fz2C7)

775 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:43 AM (shmgt

What are they getting charged with?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 12:46 AM (sqp6o)

776 Don't get drunk, then decide to give yourself a haircut.

Posted by: iconoclast at January 27, 2013 12:46 AM (CopjS)

777 I really cannot wait until the last two classes of the semester when he has promised to show us his mad judo skills so that we will know how to "really" defend our selves.Wonder if I will even make it that far?
Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 12:39 AM (VLG62)


If he knows your name I would keep copies of all your work. And be willing to bring it to another professor and the dean depending on if suddenly your scores start dropping quickly.

Posted by: buzzion at January 27, 2013 12:46 AM (GULKT)

778 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:43 AM

Anna, saw the Bomber display today and watched a P-51 start up, take off, and do a pass

Took pics, will transfer them tomorrow

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:46 AM (wwsoB)

779 Too bad she said it was a Ford... oh well maybe she can trade it in

Posted by: DAve at January 27, 2013 12:41 AM (XDC0v)


o_O

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:46 AM (yh0zB)

780 hi all
wow, 773 comments already

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:47 AM (BBWjt)

781 I also like the idea of using the Mil system to range on the go

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:47 AM (/7Xis)

782 Hya chemjeff, welcome to the insanity.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:48 AM (yh0zB)

783 780
hi all
wow, 773 comments already


Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:47 AM

I'll summarize for you CJ to save you the trouble

Half are "fuck you" and "fuck you too, asshole"

We need a CJ kitteh if you have one

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:49 AM (wwsoB)

784 GGE, so situation normal then?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:49 AM (BBWjt)

785 okay, here's a kitteh for you all

http://tinyurl.com/b5sht7a

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:50 AM (BBWjt)

786
688 That wasn't personal Ed this has just been going on forever

Meh -- no offense taken. I just told her the ubiquitous paper clip trick and if that didn't work to call a professional. Sounds like she doesn't have a paper clip hole so my other advice was good.

BTW -- maybe it's where I live or some of my personal, family and friends' experiences, but I don't trust dealers much anymore. Maybe they're hiring more numbskulls nowadays or the tech info on computerized systems has overwhelmed lots of them, but they've become my last choice for most repairs.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 27, 2013 12:50 AM (tOkJB)

787 Dammit Borderlands. I've cleared this 20+ times. When will the autosave work?!?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 12:50 AM (sqp6o)

788 GGE, so situation normal then?


Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:49 AM (BBWjt)


Yeah, well, the more things change...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:51 AM (yh0zB)

789 If he knows your name I would keep copies of all
your work. And be willing to bring it to another professor and the dean
depending on if suddenly your scores start dropping quickly.

Posted by: buzzion at January 27, 2013 12:46 AM (GULKT)

Well, considering the entire class saw what he did, I don't expect that will be a problem, but if it is, he wouldn't be the first perv I've outsmarted.
I am constantly amazed at how people underestimate others just because they are used to doing so. Just because most of his students ARE clueless, he really shouldn't think they all are.
I'm thinking he really just needs a barstool or maybe a friend or two that isn't tired of his bullshit. I'm not likely to suffer that sort of fool gladly.

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 12:51 AM (VLG62)

790 Maybe they're hiring more numbskulls nowadays or the
tech info on computerized systems has overwhelmed lots of them, but
they've become my last choice for most repairs.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 27, 2013 12:50 AM (tOkJB)


Too many of them are parts replacers with fancy diagnostic tools these days, it's about all they get taught in mechanic schools now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:52 AM (yh0zB)

791 RAF Hurricane pilot's, missing since the Battle of France, final resting place has been located.

http://tinyurl.com/a2ha5eh

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:52 AM (shmgt)

792 tcn, whoa, just read your comment @ 760

buzzion is right, keep good records of everything, I would even start recording every class

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:53 AM (BBWjt)

793 Jake , Rem 700 Tactical 20" hheavy bbl in .308
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:37 AM (/7Xis)


I would strongly suggest you get a one piece scope mount

picatinny rail with 20moa of slope built into it.

you don't necessarily need picatinny scope rings on a picatinny rail.

Weaver scope rings will fit on a picatinny rail.

it is up to you on what your budget is, you can get set up for $120 with and EGW rail and Burris rings
or $350+ with Badger

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (jfSqj)

794 785 okay, here's a kitteh for you all http://tinyurl.com/b5sht7a Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:50 AM (BBWjt)

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (jts1f)

795 well, first look to see if there is any sort of institutional policy regarding recording classes, and then see if the instructor has any written policy in his syllabus regarding recording classes (chances are: no and no), so then start recording teh classes

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (BBWjt)

796 RIP Flight Officer Allen.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (yh0zB)

797 understand a bit about the MIL system. No need to try to explain.

MOA reticles are better for range estimations, I have a MIL Horus that actually has an MOA ruler off to the side for estimating range.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (dkw5q)

798 kbdabear, a V-1650 Packard Merlin is something to hear. So is an R-2800 and Allison V-1710. A B-17 with 4 R-1820s going is also impressive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:56 AM (shmgt)

799 Hey- Parting shot. I was checking e-mail, before closing down for the night, and thought the horde would likey!

Here's a test of your skills ... Can you meet this challenge?

I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15.

To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed this? Olny 55 people out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:56 AM (mkb9H)

800 Hi ont. Feeling all the love for each other in the upthread comments!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 27, 2013 12:57 AM (EAAfY)

801 okay, you all deserve a second kitteh tonight, because it is caturday

http://tinyurl.com/bhpkde7

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:57 AM (BBWjt)

802
And since I'm going to bed now I have only one more thing to add:

In all reality Sarah Palin is really is the last best hope for the GOP. Read some of the upthread posts to understand why.

If you disagree you have hours to hash things out with fellow morons before Sunday morning's open thread.

Have at it and don't hold back!

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 27, 2013 12:57 AM (tOkJB)

803 What the fuck wrong with you people? Pointing out
the obvious is now being a miserable prick spreading doom and gloom? We
are a liberal/leftist society and country now, that's just the fucking
way it is. What's pathetic is pretending we aren't and that there's some
magical conservative bullet based on some strategy or savior. What does
that say about people like you and that Joshua fuck that are so seeped
in denial that they can't bear to hear the truth? Talk about being
miserable.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 12:45 AM (Fz2C7)
What's all this claptrap about saviours and strategies and whatnot? I merely note that you are a Debbie Downer. And you are. A. Miserable. Moaning. Prick. The digital version of the guy holding a "The End is Near" sign. Never a positive comment about anything, ever. A Doom and gloom, 24/7/365 Cassandra.
Yeah, I'm the miserable one. Right.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (Q9qpj)

804 umm I don't think I want to read the rest of the ONT

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (BBWjt)

805 Jake, 10-4 on the base

understand a bit about the MIL system. No need to try to explain. MOA reticles are better for range estimations, I have a MIL Horus that actually has an MOA ruler off to the side for estimating range.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (dkw5q)
My buddy has one of the Horus scopes like that. I am looking at those as well

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (/7Xis)

806 Stacey's Mom AMV with cat-girls. Fan-boys. A BFG. And a very large explosion.
http://youtu.be/Qk08nxbp_JQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (shmgt)

807 Mebe anna puma has a japon kitteh for our viewing pleasure.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 27, 2013 12:59 AM (m0v2L)

808 Yeah, I'm the miserable one. Right.



Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (Q9qpj)

well, have *you* seen a cheerful balrog?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:59 AM (BBWjt)

809 CJ, love the kitteh, he's been posted to my FB and Twitter

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 12:59 AM (wwsoB)

810 kbdabear, which one, fuck you kitteh or cocaine kitteh?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:01 AM (BBWjt)

811 #808 You've never sacked an Elvish city, obviously.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:03 AM (Q9qpj)

812 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:56 AM (mkb9H)


Does anyone not get that? Always found them pretty easy.

Sahpeeryor intalect end all that.

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:03 AM (sqp6o)

813 795
well, first look to see if there is any sort of institutional policy
regarding recording classes, and then see if the instructor has any
written policy in his syllabus regarding recording classes (chances are:
no and no), so then start recording teh classes


Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:55 AM (BBWjt)

Good advice.
He made us sign a form stating that we had received a syllabus, but he never gave us anything that looked like a syllabus, so I signed it and wrote underneath that I had not received one.
I have a feeling this class just wasn't meant for someone who thinks.

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 01:03 AM (VLG62)

814 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:56 AM (mkb9H)


Gee, that's like going to Saint Petersburg without knowing Cyrillic.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 27, 2013 01:04 AM (kaalw)

815 well, have *you* seen a cheerful balrog?


Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 12:59 AM (BBWjt)

How could you tell?

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 01:04 AM (VLG62)

816 tcn, no syllabus? Not even an online syllabus? That is a big no-no. Good ammunition to have under your belt.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:05 AM (BBWjt)

817 Posted by: Capt. Backfire at January 27, 2013 12:56 AM (mkb9H)

It reads: "DRINK MORE OVALTINE"

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (Vk2pI)

818 790 If that

Posted by: DAve, Professional Automotive Instructor at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (XDC0v)

819 799 Capt. Backfire

That was pretty cool. It took me a few lines to get the hang of the one with the numbers, but I read the last paragraph with no problem.

Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

820 I will mostly start out shooting steel. I have been using my deer rifle out to 600, but I want to go farther and learn more. We have a range locallythat goes to 1100 or 1200.
I understand a bit about the MIL system. No need to try to explain.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 12:43 AM (/7Xis)


so are you dialing your scope up so you are using the crosshairs at 600 yards?





Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (jfSqj)

821 Students actually do have quite a lot of power at colleges, most of them just don't know it.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)

822 Or would the Horde like to invent a cat-girl gun like this one from UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie?

http://youtu.be/q4Dw42ODFJ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (shmgt)

823 >>>How could you tell?

The flames turn lavender.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 01:07 AM (dkw5q)

824 798
kbdabear, a V-1650 Packard Merlin is something to hear. So is an R-2800
and Allison V-1710. A B-17 with 4 R-1820s going is also impressive.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 12:56 AM

If I had a few hours to hang around a GA airport, I would have loved to hear the Fortress and Liberator start up and take off

The Mustang was plenty to fap to

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:08 AM (wwsoB)

825 The flames only turn lavender when we have bouts of excessive flatulence.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:09 AM (Q9qpj)

826 810
kbdabear, which one, fuck you kitteh or cocaine kitteh?


Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:01 AM

FU Kitteh. Posted him to my Twitter, FB, and the moron FB groups

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:09 AM (wwsoB)

827 816
tcn, no syllabus? Not even an online syllabus? That is a big no-no. Good ammunition to have under your belt.


Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:05 AM (BBWjt)

Just an outline, but no indication of dates, use of textbook, quiz, assignments, nothing.
Also, he had us buy a $156 textbook and after four classes we have yet to crack it. Can't tell if he will have time work it in, since he has so damned much of his intellect to display first.

I think I will suggest that if he touches me one more time I will scream rape.

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 01:09 AM (VLG62)

828 819
I read the last paragraph with no problem.


Of course, being an avid internet reader, I've gotten used to typos and misspellings.

Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2013 01:09 AM (sdi6R)

829 "I merely note that you are a Debbie Downer. And you are. A. Miserable.
Moaning. Prick. The digital version of the guy holding a "The End is
Near" sign. Never a positive comment about anything, ever. A Doom and
gloom, 24/7/365 Cassandra.
Yeah, I'm the miserable one. Right.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (Q9qpj)
"

Bullshit. You just read into it what you want to because you're to weak minded to actually face what the country really is. Jesus H. Christ, we just came out of a huge political battle over raising taxes and the best we could counter offer was a minute slowing of the rate of government growth, and we lost that. I mean if it wasn't so sad it would be comical, is pointing that out spreading doom or being realistic? I've never cried the end is near or there's no point in fighting, I've pointed out what kind of nation we are and it's not a conservative one. But you go ahead and pretend that conservatism and the GOP turning point is right around the corner if we just do that or just do this or just say that. The willful ignorance on display here sometimes is what's miserable.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 01:10 AM (Fz2C7)

830 818 Mostly I just teach 'em to fuck up every Mustang they have a chance to and report to the customer that it came in like that and it isn't covered under the warranty. In case you wondered...

Posted by: DAve, Professional Automotive Instructor at January 27, 2013 01:10 AM (XDC0v)

831 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (shmgt)


Dah fuq?!?

Damn, i want to got JP just to experience that crazy culture.

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:10 AM (sqp6o)

832 825
The flames only turn lavender when we have bouts of excessive flatulence.


Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:09 AM (Q9qpj)

I figured the nasty look on your face was BECAUSE of the flatulence. Gas pains are no laughing matter. But then, you ARE a Balrog, so maybe that's just the normal state of affairs.

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 01:11 AM (VLG62)

833 821 Students actually do have quite a lot of power at colleges, most of them just don't know it.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)

put me some knowledge...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 27, 2013 01:11 AM (n2M+Z)

834 Hey, the both of you, if you wanna measure dicks, go outside and do that and leave the ONT alone.


Time the hell out.

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 01:12 AM (VLG62)

835 n dead horse,

Berger cookies are outrageous. Trouble is, at about 800 calories per, they can kill you quickly.

Hang in with the CPAP, it's annoying butgets better.

Posted by: RM at January 27, 2013 01:12 AM (TvR6/)

836 Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 12:58 AM (Q9qpj)

hahahah now thats funny.

I new there was a reason i "legitimately" liked you...besides the fact that you are a semi balding slightly overweight middle aged divorcee who hangs out on yahoo message boards trying to get jiggey with the 14 year old ladies.


Posted by: Tod Akin - the Man who singlehandedly tossed the GOP off message and cost us the election. at January 27, 2013 01:14 AM (+OTLF)

837 RWC, the cat-girl in the maid outfit with the cat-girl gun has a mission. To make sure that nice boy always stays faithful to her mistress Princess Valkyrie. So she uses the cat-girl gun to turn anyone she suspects might steal his affections into a cat-girl with built in loyalty programming to Princess Valkyrie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:14 AM (shmgt)

838 834 Yeah no soup for you if you keep this up

Posted by: DAve, Professional Automotive Instructor at January 27, 2013 01:14 AM (XDC0v)

839 so are you dialing your scope up so you are using the crosshairs at 600 yards? ___________
No my last holdover is the top of the bottom post at 500. I am guestimating at 600 with the .30-06

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 01:15 AM (/7Xis)

840 The Mustang was plenty to fap to



Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:08 AM (wwsoB)


See now, that's what I've been trying to tell you morons...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:15 AM (yh0zB)

841 The willful ignorance on display here sometimes is what's miserable.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 01:10 AM (Fz2C7)
Mirror Mirror on the wall....who has the biggest bleeding tender anus of all.
Cant we talk about Michelle Obama's Pubic Hair and how fabulous it now looks as a wig?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 27, 2013 01:16 AM (+OTLF)

842 GGE, the Mustang Mk I/A-36/P-51/F-51. Not the Ford product.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:16 AM (shmgt)

843 Here's a pretty cool baseball trivia test page

This one is for Cy Young Award Winners

Of course, we know one who will get "the greatness that is Zack Greinke"

http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/cyyoungwinners

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:17 AM (wwsoB)

844 In case you wondered...

Posted by: DAve, Professional Automotive Instructor at January 27, 2013 01:10 AM (XDC0v)


I am changing your name to DIck, Professional Butt-weasel now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (yh0zB)

845 842 Bubble canopy!!!

Posted by: DAve, Professional Automotive Instructor at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (XDC0v)

846 Cant we talk about Michelle Obama's Pubic Hair and how fabulous it now looks as a wig?


Looks lovely when coupled with the boob belt.

Posted by: tcn at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (VLG62)

847 >>>the ONT alone.

Dude it's an open thread. It's big enough for cats, titties, and duel to the death using medieval weapons. Chill out, grab some Val-u- rite and popcorn, and throw another cup of high octane on the fire and let the kidz have fun.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (dkw5q)

848 Did anyone finally photoshop that wig on the other members of the administration yet?

If not i just might have to

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (+OTLF)

849 7H15 M3554G3 , etc.

That was cool. Once you get going, you don't even notice that there are numbers.

Posted by: t-bird at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (FcR7P)

850 #829 Back from whipping yourself around the town square so soon? Speaking of "reading things into it," I said 0% of what you said I said. I did not say anything that disagrees with you politically, philosophically or morally. I merely pointed out that you are a whiny dick. You may agree or disagree with my assessment of your conduct, but that's all it is: my opinion that you are a whiny dick.

"We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked..." and over and over again. Just put yourself out of our misery already, you one-man morale suppression team.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:18 AM (Q9qpj)

851 GGE, the Mustang Mk I/A-36/P-51/F-51. Not the Ford product.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:16 AM (shmgt)


Buzzkill. FWIW, Jack Roush did a version of the Ford Mustang called the P-51, so there. :p

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:19 AM (yh0zB)

852 844 Whatever you can not escape my tentacles

Posted by: DAve, Professional Automotive Instructor at January 27, 2013 01:19 AM (XDC0v)

853 837 RWC, the cat-girl in the maid outfit with the cat-girl gun has a mission. To make sure that nice boy always stays faithful to her mistress Princess Valkyrie. So she uses the cat-girl gun to turn anyone she suspects might steal his affections into a cat-girl with built in loyalty programming to Princess Valkyrie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:14 AM (shmgt)

Again, I want to go there to experience the culture. (but thanks for the info. It's so damn crazy that you can'tmhelp being intigued)



On a seperate note, we REALLY need to crack down on legal gun owners. I'm sure they passed the background check...

http://tinyurl.com/annsxxn



Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)

854 Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)

They all look like responsible gun owners. They really seem serious about the safe handling of firearms.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:26 AM (Q9qpj)

855 On a seperate note, we REALLY need to crack down on legal gun owners. I'm sure they passed the background check...



http://tinyurl.com/annsxxn



Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)


Nice. Fingers on triggers in almost every pic, except for the two that had the gats in their waste-bands (not a typo) and had to use their gun hand to hold their fucking pants up. I especially like the losers that are taking their own pictures in the bathroom mirrors.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:26 AM (yh0zB)

856 RWC that aint even the most WTF out there. Like look up Upotte!
http://youtu.be/DuVKScovSn4
Each girl in this school is named for an assault rifle.

Or the series Girls unt Panzer
http://youtu.be/273_sOMZypY

But I warn you, you will probably want the brain bleach and neuralizer afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:26 AM (shmgt)

857 crashing out

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 01:27 AM (/7Xis)

858 so are you dialing your scope up so you are using the crosshairs at 600 yards? ___________
No my last holdover is the top of the bottom post at 500. I am guestimating at 600 with the .30-06
Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 01:15 AM (/7Xis)


ok
so an MOA or a MIL are just angles

your new scope(yet to be purchased) with the target turrets are calibrated in one of the other

so for example 1 moa is approx 1 inch at 100 yards and approx 10 inches at 1000 yards


also
a Mil is approx 3.6 inches at 100 yards and 36 inches at 1000 yards


you should be adjusting your scope in moa or mils, not clicks.

I'd suggest learning how ballistic calculators work also


anytime someone pretends to be a long range shooter and mentions 'clicks up' they don't get it.


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 01:27 AM (jfSqj)

859 "We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked..." and over and over again.
Just put yourself out of our misery already, you one-man morale
suppression team."

And that's complete bullshit, I never once said we are fucked, I pointed out the obvious, we a liberal/leftist nation. What the fuck is wrong with stating it? We piss and moan about Europe but we are no different. I don't have to pretend we're something we're not or that things are going get better or that a conservative "win" is going to happen to be happy, I'm fine knowing it. But you hear it and it's something you don't want to face so you lash out. If you don't want to face the nation we've become fine, live in denial, it's no skin off my nose.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 01:27 AM (Fz2C7)

860 Is it wrong to pray for an ND?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:29 AM (sqp6o)

861 pass the bleach, hurry!

Damn, you warned me too.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at January 27, 2013 01:30 AM (jts1f)

862 Is it wrong to pray for an ND?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:29 AM (sqp6o)

Especially for the two waste-banders? No. No it isn't.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (yh0zB)

863 Hard to believe that neither Nolan Ryan nor Juan Marichal ever won the Cy Young

Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (wwsoB)

864 How could I forget this series -
Strike Witches
http://youtu.be/0fJqX_0fJ5w

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (shmgt)

865 Just an outline, but no indication of dates, use of textbook, quiz, assignments, nothing.

Wait, so there is absolutely nothing at all that states how he plans to assess you in order to determine a course grade?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (BBWjt)

866 Hello morons. I hope some of you still awake at this hour are sober enough to remember where I can find one of those charts that compares GDP growth post-2008 to past recoveries?

Please, for smashing libs, please...

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 27, 2013 01:32 AM (csi6Y)

867 Students actually do have quite a lot of power at colleges, most of them just don't know it.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)


I've been an advocate of eliminating "student governments" since I was an undergrad. Even ran for student body Prez. on such a platform.

It gives a bunch of 18+ year old children the idea that they know better than everyone else...

Idjits.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 01:33 AM (Vk2pI)

868 855
On a seperate note, we REALLY need to crack down on legal gun owners. I'm sure they passed the background check...





http://tinyurl.com/annsxxn






Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)


Nice.
Fingers on triggers in almost every pic, except for the two that had
the gats in their waste-bands (not a typo) and had to use their gun hand
to hold their fucking pants up. I especially like the losers that are
taking their own pictures in the bathroom mirrors.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:26 AM (yh0zB)

Holy shit, some of those guys are holding them sideways!!!! They know how to do the "kill shot".

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 27, 2013 01:34 AM (Zd/NW)

869 Which one got you Grumpy? Or all the above?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:35 AM (shmgt)

870 you should be adjusting your scope in moa or mils, not clicks. I'd suggest learning how ballistic calculators work also anytime someone pretends to be a long range shooter and mentions 'clicks up' they don't get it. _______________
I understand the difference between MOA and MIL. My hunting scopes are 1/4 MOA per click.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2013 01:36 AM (/7Xis)

871 Since it's Caturday, here's the old EDS "herding cats" commercial.

It's low rez, but it has way less annoying pop-ups.

http://tinyurl.com/28jny7

Everyone loves cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2013 01:36 AM (xjpRj)

872 See now, that's what I've been trying to tell you morons...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:15 AM

GGE, only the 65-69 then the 05-13 Mustangs

When I take over the world, my first pronouncement will be to have that badge removed from every other car that Ford slapped it onto


Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:36 AM (wwsoB)

873 837 RWC, the cat-girl in the maid outfit with the cat-girl gun has a mission. To make sure that nice boy always stays faithful to her mistress Princess Valkyrie. So she uses the cat-girl gun to turn anyone she suspects might steal his affections into a cat-girl with built in loyalty programming to Princess Valkyrie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:14 AM (shmgt)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeKTF5A9Wzo

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 01:36 AM (Vk2pI)

874 TPH, "student government" isn't the source of students' power. Oh no. It's the holy hell that students can raise via the written procedures of the university that hardly anybody ever reads.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:37 AM (BBWjt)

875 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (shmgt)

What's with all the fn cat ears on the chicks?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 27, 2013 01:37 AM (n2M+Z)

876 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (yh0zB)


The thing that pisses me off is when going through that site they are documenting inmates posting to facebook. How hard is it to find an incarcerated inmate, that you have a picture of, using a smart phone in prison?



Anna Puma, any with subtitles?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:38 AM (sqp6o)

877 But I warn you, you will probably want the brain bleach and neuralizer afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:26 AM (shmgt)

How could I forget this series -
Strike Witches
http://youtu.be/0fJqX_0fJ5w

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (shmgt)


By wanting "brain bleach" you clearly mean wall scrolls and "hug-pillows," right?

http://tinyurl.com/alp7nj2

Heh...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 01:38 AM (Vk2pI)

878 Good evening 'rons. Is flamewar over yet?

Today was almost entirely wasted... puttered around with some history crap, went out for brunch, had a foul tasting bloody-mary at noon (just one) and then just crashed in my bed for four hours. I have no clue why I was so tired; it's not like I did anything hard this week.

New job starts on Monday; I hope my internal clock is back to normal by then.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 01:39 AM (QTHTd)

879 "Head Maid"

HOHOHO!

Them japs is some fucked up peeps! I love it!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 27, 2013 01:39 AM (n2M+Z)

880 Students can make all sorts of claims against professors (both truthful and false claims) and use ordinary grievance procedures to advance those claims, in effect pushing the burden of proof onto the professor. It doesn't even have to be racy things like sexual harrassment claims. It can be ordinary claims like showing favoritism in grading assignments or not sticking to the terms of the course syllabus.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:39 AM (BBWjt)

881 Holy shit, some of those guys are holding them sideways!!!! They know how to do the "kill shot".


Posted by: MrCaniac at January 27, 2013 01:34 AM (Zd/NW)


heh...

http://www.thegunzone.com/glock/glock-gag.html

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:39 AM (yh0zB)

882 boulder hobo, congrats on the new job

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:40 AM (BBWjt)

883 TPH, "student government" isn't the source of students' power. Oh no. It's the holy hell that students can raise via the written procedures of the university that hardly anybody ever reads.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:37 AM (BBWjt)


Student government, though, is their great soapbox for socialism.

As for written procedures, they can be used against them. Trust me, it can be used against them in entertaining ways... AHAHAHAHA!!1!

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 01:40 AM (Vk2pI)

884 On a seperate note, we REALLY need to crack down on legal gun owners. I'm sure they passed the background check...
http://tinyurl.com/annsxxn


DHS Deputies?

Posted by: t-bird at January 27, 2013 01:40 AM (FcR7P)

885 So alles klar herr Vulgarian mit Giopanese?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:41 AM (shmgt)

886 Thank you chemjeff. In sha'llah this new job will stay put in Denver and not move to The Second Worst State In The Union {tm}

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 01:41 AM (QTHTd)

887 Student government, though, is their great soapbox for socialism.

Well yeah, but only those who are predisposed to listen to student government (i.e., other socialists) are going to hear the message, so big whoop.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:42 AM (BBWjt)

888 >>>But I warn you, you will probably want the brain bleach and neuralizer afterwards.

Strange. . .

Strange. . . I think whoever wrote that needs to get. . Help.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 01:43 AM (dkw5q)

889 The Second Worst State In The Union {tm}

That would be the 56th state, right?

Posted by: King Barack I at January 27, 2013 01:43 AM (BBWjt)

890 #859 Cassandras always think everyone else is a Pollyanna. Always.

OK, so "we're a left-liberal country, the battle was lost decades ago and we've got to fight even though we'll mostly just lose..." that's not "we're fucked." Why, that's an inspirational message upon which to refound the Conservative movement, such as it is and what there is of it.

"Fight on, even though it makes no real difference anyways. At least you'll have a clean conscience on your deathbed, or something." That's what you seem to be saying. Maybe I am misreading you? Am I?

Let's all the relative handful of us conservatives remaining sign up to be the human face upon which the boot stomps-forever. Is that an incorrect view of your assessment of the political reality? If so, why?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:43 AM (Q9qpj)

891 Roses are red,
Pecan pie is for dessert,
I know it's the ONT and all ...
But it's cold enough to have to wear pants, socks, and a shirt ...


Burma Shave!

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 01:43 AM (TvO05)

892 TPH ecchi!!! Baka! Some of those hug pillows are downright creepy. So are the boobeh mouse-pads - the dual raised gel mounds are there to support your wrist so you can avoid Carpal Tunnel.... right....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:44 AM (shmgt)

893 When I take over the world, my first pronouncement
will be to have that badge removed from every other car that Ford
slapped it onto




Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2013 01:36 AM (wwsoB)


Where's the love?

Posted by: Mustang II at January 27, 2013 01:44 AM (yh0zB)

894 Girls unt Panzer

On the one hand, I am an old fart who ossified before Anime was prevalent. On the other hand, girls with guns is pleasing imagery. On the gripping hand, giant eyeballs will haunt my dreams.

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at January 27, 2013 01:46 AM (jts1f)

895
875 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:31 AM (shmgt) What's with all the fn cat ears on the chicks?
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 27, 2013 01:37 AM (n2M+Z)


Its kind of required for Japan stuff. Sort of like tentacle dicks.

Posted by: buzzion at January 27, 2013 01:46 AM (GULKT)

896 out








Posted by: Jake in ID at January 27, 2013 01:46 AM (jfSqj)

897 Here's this evening's New Order ripoff - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=686K_X9C5qU

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 01:46 AM (QTHTd)

898 MIketheMoose, dear boy, that isn't even the worst of it. Some days when I encounter a new series I want to gouge my eyes out.

There is Ultimate Girls - http://youtu.be/0fJqX_0fJ5w

Then there is Nana to Kaoru which is both a live action and an anime.
http://youtu.be/xQBye0ICMBA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:46 AM (shmgt)

899 Student government, though, is their great soapbox for socialism.

Well yeah, but only those who are predisposed to listen to student government (i.e., other socialists) are going to hear the message, so big whoop.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:42 AM (BBWjt)


But with student government, comes money to spend on transgender multi-racial orgy seminars. No joke about that, sadly enough.

Back when I was an undergrad, I tangled with those idjits. I was stalked, physically attacked, threatened with death, and even had the police called on me. Long after I graduated, my name was still wispered in a hush, and I was known as "That guy... with the hat!"

Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 01:47 AM (Vk2pI)

900 BTW, the demise of most of the Mustang II's isn't because the car was so bad...it was, but as a product of it's time it wasn't any more horrible than any of the other cars of it's time...it's because the front ends were so good. Many a hot rod found a Mustang II front end on it, and many a Mustang II found itself in a junkyard because someone stripped the front end out from under it. You can get them aftermarket now, so no more II's have to die for them...not that there are a great many of them left...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 01:48 AM (yh0zB)

901 TPH, glad that you got your revenge

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:49 AM (BBWjt)

902 TPH ecchi!!! Baka! Some of those hug pillows are downright creepy. So are the boobeh mouse-pads - the dual raised gel mounds are there to support your wrist so you can avoid Carpal Tunnel.... right....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:44 AM (shmgt)


Otaku do at least need to keep their wrists well exercised...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 01:49 AM (Vk2pI)

903 Cats.

http://tinyurl.com/28jny7

CATS.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2013 01:49 AM (xjpRj)

904 Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 27, 2013 01:43 AM (Q9qpj)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Posted by: GANDALF at January 27, 2013 01:50 AM (+OTLF)

905 If you say so TPH

*moves far far far away and sets traps*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:51 AM (shmgt)

906 TPH, glad that you got your revenge

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:49 AM (BBWjt)


Revenge? It was a proactive blow against the heart and breading grounds of Progressivism.

Might not have amounted to much in the grand scheme of things, but seeing the left break down certainly felt... GOOD.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 01:51 AM (Vk2pI)

907 >>>Some days when I encounter a new series I want to gouge my eyes out.

I'm not a damn duffer I saw Urotsukidōji when it first came to the us. Lovecraft on steroids, LSD, and Viagra.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 27, 2013 01:51 AM (UYeid)

908 If you say so TPH

*moves far far far away and sets traps*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:51 AM (shmgt)/i]

LOL

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 01:52 AM (Vk2pI)

Posted by: t-bird at January 27, 2013 01:53 AM (FcR7P)

910 Legend of the Overfiend, many many tentacles ripping nubile and nude girls apart. At least that one was overtly in your face.

A movie truly on LSD and PCP was Akira.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:53 AM (shmgt)

911 Of course there is the old school WTF anime - 'Rei-Rei' starring Kaguya the Missionary of Love. This dub is pretty horrible to boot.
http://youtu.be/JxYNV5ZGYpw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:56 AM (shmgt)

912 Silver Dollar Playbook was not that bad for a "chick flick" and Holy Shit if it didn't put said "chick" in the mood.

Wasn't sure if I was even going to make it out of the parking lot.

Posted by: Socktopus at January 27, 2013 01:56 AM (1FLBb)

913 PCP = bad juju

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at January 27, 2013 01:57 AM (jts1f)

914 okay, going to bed.
play nice kiddos

see y'all on the flipside

Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2013 01:57 AM (BBWjt)

915 Good night, chemjeff ... Better tomorrows.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 01:58 AM (TvO05)

916 Night chemjeff. Have a good one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:58 AM (shmgt)

917 "Fight on, even though it makes no real difference anyways. At least
you'll have a clean conscience on your deathbed, or something." That's
what you seem to be saying. Maybe I am misreading you? Am I?

Let's
all the relative handful of us conservatives remaining sign up to be
the human face upon which the boot stomps-forever. Is that an incorrect
view of your assessment of the political reality? If so, why?"

Good grief, do you really think your some conservative warrior or martyr? As I said before there will be small political and social victories but that's it. Let's turn this around and ask you what do think is going to happen? The country is just going to suddenly reject liberalism? In what scenario does that happen?
Personally I don't know what the future brings but I do know this country isn't going to magically change over some election or new GOP political leadership, simply because liberalism is to entrenched in our society. That's the reality of it, call me a pessimist if it makes you feel better but I'm not one of those commenters that has to write "let it burn" everyday or try's to make myself feel better making a lot of snark over the current liberal in the White House. I know where we're at as a nation, it isn't good and probably continue to get worse. I'd be a hell of a lot less happy living in some fantasyland where I'm wishing for a political "win". This is real life not some political game where if we just have the right team and cheer loud enough we're going to win something.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2013 02:02 AM (Fz2C7)

918 Just got home from the bar. Can we switch the conversation to boobs or guns? Cats much like prairie dogs are just fun target practice.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:03 AM (qo244)

919 hai Buzzsaw!

I see New Zealand's point. Feral housecats are a menace in places where there are small flightless birds about.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 02:04 AM (QTHTd)

920 I guess I should post more paintings. Too bad I'm not doing them anymore.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2013 02:06 AM (xjpRj)

921 jebus, are you still talking?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 02:06 AM (yh0zB)

922 Is Vampire Hunter D Japanime Or did i just relegate it to them?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 02:07 AM (sqp6o)

923 I see New Zealand's point. Feral housecats are a menace in places where there are small flightless birds about.

surely if they just wait long enough global warming will make the cats go extinct ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:07 AM (TvO05)

924 lol Silver Dollar Playbook, good for you.

Rotten Tomatoes is rating it 92%! that's pretty darn good

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 02:08 AM (QTHTd)

925 Can we switch the conversation to boobs or guns? Cats much like prairie dogs are just fun target practice.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:03 AM (qo244)


Every time the conversation switches to boobehs some jerk posts the picture of the blue footed birds.

What caliber for blue-footed birds? Discuss. (.223 is good for cats prairie dogs)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 02:08 AM (yh0zB)

926 Well Buzzsaw there is always Osamu Tezuka's movie Kleopatra from 1970. Was marketed in the US in the early 1970s as Cleopatra: Queen of Sex. The full movie can be watched on YouTube. About two hours long. You will never look at Osamu Tezuka the same ever again.

http://youtu.be/Sljsfkuojns

As to how I found it. Searching for Tezuka stuff on YouTube and there it was. Oi! The green skinned guy is Julius. At one point the animators go through I think 10 different art styles in a minute. And Julius even has a ninja in his employ.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:08 AM (shmgt)

927 I guess I should post more paintings. Too bad I'm not doing them anymore.

If you connect several paintings of posts with barbed wire, you'll either have a sex toy or a virtual fence ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:09 AM (TvO05)

928 If you haven't forgot about this song, you'll probably want to after hearing it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCLMspDFlPA


Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:09 AM (xKC/c)

929 jebus, are you still talking?

I don't hear anything ... Anybody hear anything?

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:10 AM (TvO05)

930 Silver Dollar Playbook was not that bad for a "chick flick" and Holy Shit if it didn't put said "chick" in the mood.



Wasn't sure if I was even going to make it out of the parking lot.

Posted by: Socktopus at January 27, 2013 01:56 AM (1FLBb)


Resists urge to google...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 02:10 AM (yh0zB)

931 Vampire Hunter D is anime. Character designs for the first movie were by Amano Yoshitaka who had also done the character designs for Final Fantasy VII. Amano also did the illustrations for the first hardcover version of Neil Gaiman's Sandman: The Dream Hunters graphic novel.

Then about two decades later they finally made a new D movie called Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:11 AM (shmgt)

932 Feral housecats are a menace in places where>>

They sit at your door and run into the house. The ones I deal with are the neighbors farm cats so liquidation needs to be on the sly. The neighbors ok with the culling he just wants his kids not to know.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:13 AM (qo244)

933 I don't hear anything ... Anybody hear anything?

I hear the dog snoring, that's about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:14 AM (xKC/c)

934 Of course there is the old school WTF anime - 'Rei-Rei' starring Kaguya the Missionary of Love. This dub is pretty horrible to boot.
http://youtu.be/JxYNV5ZGYpw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 01:56 AM (shmgt)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 02:15 AM (Vk2pI)

935 Speaking of snoring...I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 02:15 AM (yh0zB)

936
931 Vampire Hunter D is anime. Character designs for the first movie were by Amano Yoshitaka who had also done the character designs for Final Fantasy VII. Amano also did the illustrations for the first hardcover version of Neil Gaiman's Sandman: The Dream Hunters graphic novel. Then about two decades later they finally made a new D movie called Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:11 AM (shmgt)


Vampire Hunter D is the first anime movie I remember watching. Not that I remember much of it besides the talking hand that detaches and eats dirt to bring him back to life.

Posted by: buzzion at January 27, 2013 02:15 AM (GULKT)

937 These boobies may be blue footed but I don't think anyone looked down that low ...


http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/009830.html

NSFW

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:16 AM (TvO05)

938 Vampire Hunter D is anime. Character designs for the first movie were by Amano Yoshitaka who had also done the character designs for Final Fantasy VII. Amano also did the illustrations for the first hardcover version of Neil Gaiman's Sandman: The Dream Hunters graphic novel.

Then about two decades later they finally made a new D movie called Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:11 AM (shmgt)


Vampire Hunter D, along with Urusei Yatsura and Bubblegum Crisis was often the only anime one could find in the video rental store... back when they had video rental stores...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 02:16 AM (Vk2pI)

939 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:11 AM (shmgt)

Sorry, have to ask. How do you know this or how/why are you interested in it?

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 02:17 AM (sqp6o)

940 What caliber for blue-footed birds? Discuss. (.223 is good for cats prairie dogs)

.17 HMR is also good for both amd currently easier to get.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:17 AM (qo244)

941 Good Night, GGE ... snore quietly lest you wake the Squatch a few states north of you ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:18 AM (TvO05)

942 So na RWC, otaku!!! Kowai ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:18 AM (shmgt)

943 Later GGE. Don't have nightmares of finding a 2014 Corvette Stingray in your driveway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:20 AM (shmgt)

944 Horde! Back in the fray. Me n the wife just watched two episodes of homeland- it's becoming predictable or Hollywood just can't find good writers- I don't know. I have ingested about 4 fingers of rum mixed w two juice boxes I liberated from my kids. Now watching ancient aliens.

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:21 AM (0SmH0)

945 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:18 AM (shmgt)


Umm, spare me. i don't inow the answer!

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 02:21 AM (sqp6o)

946 937 Exactly where the boobeh trail should lead. Fing perfection.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:22 AM (qo244)

947 TPH and RWC. 1001 Nights as illustrated by Amano Yoshitaka. 23 minutes long.

http://youtu.be/mKlPSGqdisg

RWC I said I am a fan, isn't that scary?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:25 AM (shmgt)

948 4 fingers of rum mixed w two juice boxes I liberated from my kids.>>

This is the prepper situation that I keep those kool aid single drink packets in the pantry for.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:27 AM (qo244)

949 Aussie pop band, made up of white people, bitching about what white people did in Australia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ0ejjxE2DE

The internet has everything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:29 AM (xKC/c)

950 Buzzsaw- indeed sir. I'm down to the dregs of my liquor cabinet. No great mixer for the Early Times whiskey so went w Bacardi tonight. I usually drink scotch but I'm penny pinching at this point. I wish Uncle Sugar would let me distill my own hooch.

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:31 AM (0SmH0)

951 Blanco Basura, at least its not Midnight Oil and the Beds are Burning.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:31 AM (shmgt)

952 949- Midnight Oil?

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:32 AM (0SmH0)

953 I wish Uncle Sugar would let me distill my own hooch.>>

Uncle Sugars got at least 3 laws/Regs you're breaking now. Whats one more?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:33 AM (qo244)

954 shoegaze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLr0JJQX6Ts

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 02:35 AM (QTHTd)

955 953- yes but am I knowingly breaking said
Laws/ regs with malice aforethought or with intent to defraud? No. So I'm safe....for now. Perhaps more rum.

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:38 AM (0SmH0)

956 The internet has everything.


Yeah, Verily!!!!

Tex Johnston barrel rolling a 707: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rILk6-4SMJQ

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:38 AM (TvO05)

957 @951 @952

I would never post a link to Midnight Oil, except as a stupid prank.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:38 AM (xKC/c)

958 I'm ADD and drunk so night all.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:38 AM (qo244)

959 TPH and RWC. 1001 Nights as illustrated by Amano Yoshitaka. 23 minutes long.

http://youtu.be/mKlPSGqdisg

RWC I said I am a fan, isn't that scary?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:25 AM (shmgt)


Whatever you do, don't show that to CAC!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 27, 2013 02:39 AM (Vk2pI)

960 Good morning all,

It looks like the flame war has died down a bit so here I am, with my flame proof asbestos undies on.

Yes I know its a dress code violation, but like chemjeff's cat said --

Fuck you that's why.

And I want some damn kudos for singlehandedly dragging the ONT over the 666 mark last night.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 27, 2013 02:40 AM (ccXZP)

961 Bye buzz

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:40 AM (0SmH0)

962 I'm happy to report that I haven't heard any Midnight Colon Seepage in about a decade, and not intentionally since my teens

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 02:42 AM (QTHTd)

963 Night Buzzsaw.

TPH, if CAC saw that he would probably conclude he is still buzzed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:42 AM (shmgt)

964 No. So I'm safe....for now.>>

Keep believing that. Uncle sugar is just waiting to use those non malice aforethought ones against you to gain control when the time is right.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2013 02:42 AM (qo244)

965 Boulder let me ask you- how can you dance when the earth is turnin? How can you sleep when our beds are burning?

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:44 AM (0SmH0)

966 over and out.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 27, 2013 02:45 AM (m0v2L)

967 And I want some damn kudos for singlehandedly dragging the ONT over the 666 mark last night.

Roses are red,
Gluttony is a Deadly Sin,
Kudos for 666ing last night, GnuBreed,
You're a better man than I, Gunga Din ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:46 AM (TvO05)

968 Tex Johnston barrel rolling a 707: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rILk6-4SMJQ

Very cool.

Did I just see a... phone booth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18sWZr8ssV0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:47 AM (xKC/c)

969 Okay, so I don't feel the urge to kill after reading comment 965

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrHIC1VVlM

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 02:48 AM (QTHTd)

970 @965

I guess it's true, some men just want to see the world burn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:48 AM (xKC/c)

971 Good Night, Buzzsaw

The Cicero Kid was a friend of mine ... while he was awake...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:48 AM (TvO05)

972 I am going to toddle off to bed also. Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 02:50 AM (shmgt)

973 949
Aussie pop band, made up of white people, bitching about what white people did in Australia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ0ejjxE2DE

The internet has everything.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:29 AM (xKC/c)


Doesn't that describe just about *every single song* by Midnight Oil?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 27, 2013 02:51 AM (kaalw)

974 Good Night Anna ... better tomorrows ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:51 AM (TvO05)

975 969
Lol. I couldn't resist boulder!
A thousand pardons.

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:51 AM (0SmH0)

976 Later Anna

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:52 AM (0SmH0)

977 Doesn't that describe just about *every single song* by Midnight Oil?

Fuck if I know. Only heard their one "hit" on the radio, and that link is to a different band.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 02:52 AM (xKC/c)

978 Doesn't that describe just about *every single song* by Midnight Oil?

Just play them backwards ... Paul won't be dead and you can send a message to Old Pink ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:52 AM (TvO05)

979 Hey I like that Midnight Oil song.

Fuck you, that's why.

It's got a great beat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 27, 2013 02:53 AM (ccXZP)

980 I used to be way into anime, but the fandom ruined it. The anime fanboys are the most restrictive, jerkiest ever. Haven't watched anime since.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2013 02:53 AM (xjpRj)

981 Every time the conversation switches to boobehs some jerk posts the picture of the blue footed birds.

That's usually HeatherRadish. I quit falling for that one. She's not up this late either that I've seen.

Posted by: DaveA at January 27, 2013 02:53 AM (hOlQL)

982 Oh, and sleep well fellow Ons and Ettes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2013 02:53 AM (xjpRj)

983 LOL, jack black doesn't like darkwave - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gOhuC0lkSc

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 02:54 AM (QTHTd)

984 Night, BeckoningChasm ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 02:55 AM (TvO05)

985 967 Adrianne,

Thanks. In your honor, one of my multiple dragging posts was a 'Roses are red' poem in your honor specifically.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 27, 2013 02:56 AM (ccXZP)

986 Time to crash. Later amigos

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:57 AM (0SmH0)

987 Time to crash. Later amigos

Posted by: Secret squirrels ballz und sheft at January 27, 2013 02:57 AM (0SmH0)


So close to breaking the 1000 mark?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 02:58 AM (Vk2pI)

988 In your honor, one of my multiple dragging posts was a 'Roses are red' poem in your honor specifically.

sorry. Been really tired lately. Prolly the 1200 calories.

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 03:01 AM (TvO05)

989 I may have been wrong about the internet having everything. I can't find any heavy metal songs about plantar fasciitis.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 03:01 AM (xKC/c)

990 I'll go read it though ... by the light of alghol ...

Posted by: a cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 27, 2013 03:02 AM (TvO05)

991 For any lurkers out there, here is "Paint it black" by the Rolling Stones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Egt1Hq4wpE

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 03:02 AM (Vk2pI)

992 For any lurkers out there, here is "Paint it black" by the Rolling Stones...

Lurkers, yes. But -ettes like it too ...

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 27, 2013 03:08 AM (TvO05)

993 Roses are red,
Unless painted black,
Stones may be Rolling,
N' moss ain't coming back!

Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 27, 2013 03:09 AM (TvO05)

994 Okay after this I am going to bed. This needs to be added to the Sunday gun post. Two students in upstate New York get their house invaded by thugs. Once thugs see one student with an AR-15 aimed at them, they flee.

http://tinyurl.com/a6nuvat

And Beckoning Chasm, sorry to hear about your encounters with the scary fans. Honest most of us aren't that scary. Really... I know the type, they just have to prove how awesome they are and really kill the buzz of just enjoying something.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 27, 2013 03:10 AM (shmgt)

995 Roses are red,
& Gathered while ye may,
About 7 more comments,
Then I hit the hay ...

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock's Proper British Accent at January 27, 2013 03:11 AM (TvO05)

996 Apocalyptica's cover of "Paint it Black"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOEI67pXA6w

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 03:11 AM (Vk2pI)

997 I see there's some truth to the rumor that MTV once played music videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18sWZr8ssV0

This is also not a link to Midnight Oil.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 03:13 AM (xKC/c)

998 I may have been wrong about the internet having everything. I can't find any heavy metal songs about plantar fasciitis.

Blanco, you might want to re-think this ...

Marilyn Manson ... Paint It Black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewI35GnA_NA

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock's Proper British Accent at January 27, 2013 03:14 AM (TvO05)

999 Roses are red,
Sweet Tea is from the South!
When it hits 1000 comments,
Then Baby, Hush my Mouth!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 27, 2013 03:16 AM (TvO05)

1000 I see there's some truth to the rumor that MTV once played music videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18sWZr8ssV0

This is also not a link to Midnight Oil.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 03:13 AM (xKC/c)


It's true, it's true!

I stopped paying attention to MTV when they dropped "Headbangers Ball" without warning...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 03:17 AM (Vk2pI)

1001 Acccckkkkhhhh!

Posted by: Adriane channels Bill the Cat for one last performance at January 27, 2013 03:17 AM (TvO05)

1002 Good Night, Political Chapeau ... Blanco Basura ... GnuBreed ...

Night Again, Anna ...


GOOD MORNING, VIC!

Posted by: Adriane channels Bill the Cat for one last performance at January 27, 2013 03:19 AM (TvO05)

1003 Marilyn Manson ... Paint It Black

Well, that was... crap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 03:19 AM (xKC/c)

1004 Goodnight, Miss Adriane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 03:20 AM (xKC/c)

1005 Fun little hashtag on twitter:

#ThingsSarahPalinHasNeverDone

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 03:21 AM (Vk2pI)

1006 Marilyn Manson shouldn't be allowed near the Stones.

His shtick is parodying the Eighties. When he covers the Eurythmics, he's mildly amusing. When he covers Soft Cell he kicks ass. And "Mechanical Animals" was good because there he was basically covering Bowie the whole time.

But the Stones, hell no.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 03:26 AM (QTHTd)

1007 Made me a sammich.

#ThingsSarahPalinHasNeverDone

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 27, 2013 03:27 AM (xKC/c)

1008 Some old school "Headbangers Ball"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvT4ZQyoR88

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 03:30 AM (Vk2pI)

1009 Doesn't that describe just about *every single song* by Midnight Oil?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 27, 2013 02:51 AM


It's funny coz it's true.

Posted by: otho at January 27, 2013 03:32 AM (yBF/9)

1010 Night all!

Here is "One" by Metallica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2013 03:33 AM (Vk2pI)

1011 well, on a gun related note, I just watched Gangsta squad.

What a juvenile trite bubblegum piece of shit.

Enjoyable sure...mildly...but everybody is a charicature. Its so shallow and one dimensional and it telegraphs whats going to happen from a mile away.

the opening scene was the pinnacle of its achievement...its all downhill from there.

Totally been there done that with better acting and dialogue feeling runs through entire film.

Now if we had gotten to see Ryan Goslings ass, i could atleast recommend it for the ladies and closeted homosecuals like lowandslow....but no such luck.

In the end its completely like eating someone else rewarmed hashbrowns...no matter how much you cook it you still are eating someone elses leftovers that they may very well have snotted on.

Posted by: GANDALF at January 27, 2013 03:41 AM (+OTLF)

1012 sock off

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 27, 2013 03:42 AM (+OTLF)

1013 I think I'm off to bed too. Good night all

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 27, 2013 03:45 AM (QTHTd)

1014 #980

The trick is to watch what you like and not care what they talk about on the forums. You won't find me on any anime forums because I have no interest in what the children have to say. The only people substantially younger than myself whom I'm inclined to engage on the subject are either dead or close relatives I keep supplied.

Posted by: epobirs at January 27, 2013 03:59 AM (kcfmt)

1015 Every time I post a really hostile, nasty comment, my browser goes all gangnam on me and protects the innocent. go figure.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 27, 2013 04:07 AM (DBH1h)

1016 I love Grumpy Cat.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 27, 2013 05:25 AM (hO8IJ)

1017 1016 I love Grumpy Cat.


....

The Le Mis poster is teh awesome

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 05:45 AM (piMMO)

1018 1015 Every time I post a really hostile, nasty comment, my browser goes all gangnam on me and protects the innocent. go figure.


.....

Divine intervention

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 27, 2013 05:46 AM (piMMO)

1019 I cancelled my security system and picked up 137 male, long tailed Texas cats (genus and species/subspecies..Texas Caticus Meanimus )

They mostly just eat, sleep, pee and poop (and run off for a spell when a cat nearby is in heat). But if you leave them alone and don't bother them they are OK. I leave them all layed out on the floor in tail extended position.

God Pity the fool who steps on one of those tails! Its like a nuclear chain reaction!

I bet even Fort Knox cant rival that security system!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 27, 2013 05:48 AM (hmzeN)

1020 I cancelled my security system and picked up 137
male, long tailed Texas cats (genus and species/subspecies..Texas
Caticus Meanimus )




Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 27, 2013 05:48 AM (hmzeN)


I'd rather have the thieves. You only have to clean up after them once...after you shoot them...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 05:50 AM (yh0zB)

1021 Texas
Caticus Meanimus


I think Satan's Little Helper has some of that in his lineage.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 27, 2013 06:07 AM (hO8IJ)

1022 Michelle's Wig is catching in the beltway.


http://tinyurl.com/bgfttv8

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 27, 2013 06:15 AM (+OTLF)

1023 Michelle's Wig is catching in the beltway.

That one of those new antibiotic-resistant STDs I keep hearing about?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 27, 2013 06:17 AM (hO8IJ)

1024 why Gen Mattis was fired by the JEF

Pentagon insiders say that he rubbed civilian officials the wrong way -- not because he went all "mad dog," which is his public image, and the view at the White House, but rather because he pushed the civilians so hard on considering the second- and third-order consequences of military action against Iran. Some of those questions apparently were uncomfortable. Like, what do you do with Iran once the nuclear issue is resolved and it remains a foe? What do you do if Iran then develops conventional capabilities that could make it hazardous for U.S. Navy ships to operate in the Persian Gulf? He kept saying, "And then what?"

Posted by: Thunderb at January 27, 2013 06:24 AM (Dnbau)

1025 Where was Gen Mattis when they were putting together Obama-care? Sure do wish someone was asking some questions.

Posted by: sTevo at January 27, 2013 06:31 AM (VMcEw)

1026 from this aint hell, CIA agent sentenced for telling tales but you won't hear bout it from our media


it appears a number of persons working covertly for the CIA were outed by Kiriakou. He gave the identities of at least 2 CIA agents whose identities were protected under the IIPA to members of the press. Prosecutors say evidence collected during the case indicates Kiriakou likely divulged the identities of “dozens” of personnel working for the agency.

The sentence of 30 months was agreed to in a plea bargain, in which Kiriakou admitted to identifying one CIA operative whose identity and covert employment by the CIA was covered under the IIPA. Not all persons working for the CIA are covered by the IIPA, but at least some of those exposed by Kiriakou were.

Why haven’t we heard a great “hue and cry” from the media about Kiriakou, like we did virtually nonstop about the Plame non-outing years ago? Well, I can’t say for sure – but I have my own opinion. Kiriakou also made public the details of al Zubaida’s enhanced interrogation, including the fact that he’d been waterboarded. When Kiriakou did that, the political left and media lapped it up like cats drinking milk – just like they did the bogus allegations that Plame was intentionally exposed by the Bush administration.

Predictably, Kiriakou sought to portray himself as a “whistleblower” exposing government wrongdoing. While reluctantly accepting the plea bargain, the judge emphatically rejected Kiriakou’s claim to be any kind of whistleblower. Instead, the judge said: “This is a case of a man who betrayed a solemn trust” and added later that she felt the 30-month sentence in the plea bargain was “way too light”

Posted by: Thunderb at January 27, 2013 06:32 AM (Dnbau)

1027 the story of Ray Lewis and the murder he tried to hide from the NYPost

At around 3:30 in the morning, Lewis and his crew of about 10 headed outside, where Oakley began to get aggressive with two other clubgoers — themselves part of a group of about 10. Oakley kept at it and got whacked on the side of the head with a champagne bottle. Then, Lewis would later testify, “all hell broke loose at that point. Everybody was throwing fists. Everybody was punching.”

Everyone, that is, except Ray Lewis, who testified that while all this was going on, he calmly rested against his limo, watching as his friend Sweeting was dragged and assaulted by two huge men.

Getty Images
SHAME: As superstar Ray Lewis next Sunday plays his final game, the Super Bowl, he will be hailed by fans, the NFL and the firms he endorses — but not by the families of two men knifed to death during a scuffle with his entourage in 2000.
Kimberly Smith/ Atlanta Journal-Constitution
MYSTERY: Atlanta investigators examine one of two fatally stabbed men in January 2000.
AP
LACK OF EVIDENCE: Lewis beat the rap partly because his clothes from that night vanished.
“I don’t fight,” Lewis testified. “Period.”

Lewis wasn’t so calm, though, when two young men collapsed in the street, covered in blood. Lewis yelled at Robertson and his crew to get in the limo, and they scrambled and sped away as guns were fired at their tires. Minutes later, when the car came to a stop in a parking lot, Lewis took control of the situation.

“Everybody just shut the f--k up!” he yelled. “This ain’t going to come back on nobody but me.”

Meanwhile, those two young men lay dying in street: Richard Lollar, 24, and Jacinth Baker, 21

Posted by: Thunderb at January 27, 2013 06:37 AM (Dnbau)

1028 Ray Lewis prolly did murder , part 2, from the NYPost


For example, his cellphone was unusually active right after Baker and Lollar were killed. Several eyewitnesses saw people exiting that limo with a laundry bag, which they threw in a Dumpster. Cops would never find the clothes Lewis wore that night, not even the mink. Nor would they find the photo taken of Lewis’ entourage that night, which Robertson had already burned.

A few hours after the murders, at about 6 a.m., Lewis had called Robertson and asked her to go to the Georgian and pack up everything he’d left behind. A jailhouse informant, meanwhile, told cops that Lewis was using one of his sisters to relay messages to Sweeting, telling him not to worry, that Lewis would never betray him.

Lewis himself felt he had little to worry about. The Ravens were standing firmly behind him. Lewis’ own private investigators beat the cops to just about every witness in the limo; they all got lawyers. His driver, Fassett, became increasingly unsure of what went down that night.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 27, 2013 06:44 AM (Dnbau)

1029 A few nights earlier, he had met a gorgeous woman named Jessica
Robertson at a party thrown by Magic Johnson, and it was she — not
Lewis’ pregnant fiancée — who was his date for the evening.


I know I'm an old prude, but that just screams "health risk."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 27, 2013 06:44 AM (hO8IJ)

1030 I know I'm an old prude, but that just screams "health risk."


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 27, 2013 06:44 AM (hO8IJ)


Screams "scumbag" to me, but then again it seems that "pro football player" and "scumbag" are synonyms now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 27, 2013 06:49 AM (yh0zB)

1031 Fuck Ray Lewis, and fuck the stupid bastards who cheer for him.

This guy should be in a jail cell, not on TV.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 27, 2013 06:54 AM (uhAkr)

1032 *wanders in, bloodshot eyes, coffee and paper in hand*

Mornin'

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 06:56 AM (4Mv1T)

1033 The ghettoization of the NFL proceeds apace.

'Morning, horde. Got my sleep hours screwed up again. Sigh.

Posted by: joncelli at January 27, 2013 06:57 AM (CWlPF)

1034 I'm on this 6 hour sleep thing, unwillfillfully. Used to be 8-9. Makin' me look old...er.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 06:59 AM (4Mv1T)

1035 Just finished the best part of the Sunday paper.

And Blondie looks simply smashing today.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 07:11 AM (4Mv1T)

1036 Oh my stars and garters!
I am reading the comments section of the NYT (spit) editorial about the NLRB ruling.
I honestly am more and more convinced that the Constitution is considered an unnecessary impediment by the liberal side of the nation.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bkfu59h

Pineapple, squeekhole.
Some assembly required

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2013 07:18 AM (WHl4d)

1037 Hmm. Must be something I said.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 07:19 AM (4Mv1T)

1038 Ray Lewis?

Not only am I ignorant, for this I am also indifferent.

(If you look closely you can see the difference of my state of mind in the tilt of my chin in the commercials)

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 27, 2013 07:19 AM (SSWdi)

1039 I used to enjoy reqding op-ed pieces. Unless I recognize the source, I can't bear it any longer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 07:20 AM (4Mv1T)

1040 Just read Kraut-Hammer. Reminds me of the first Borg episode of Star Trek.

'cept I will NOT be assimilated.

Must go to the range today and shoot something.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 07:32 AM (4Mv1T)

1041 Good morning! Looks like the crummiest weather possible, freezing rain, is headed our way.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 27, 2013 07:33 AM (GoIUi)

1042 Mornin' folks,
Editorials, schmeditorials. None are worth reading any more.
I pretty much turn to just breitbart, Malkin and the Horde (also known as Fap Nation).
Also "stuff" received in emails from select individuals.

Posted by: teej at January 27, 2013 07:33 AM (OqOKd)

1043 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2013 07:18 AM (WHl4d)


I am effectively rewriting the Constitution for you, saving the trouble, divisiveness, and expense of an Article V convention, and you should be thanking me. I am getting rid of all those negative things that the government cannot do to you and replacing them with all those things that government can do FOR you (IYKWIMAITYD)!

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at January 27, 2013 07:34 AM (Cnqmv)

1044 >>>freezing rain, is headed our way.

We got a dose of that Friday. Not too bad though.Always gets my attention now after loosing power for 10 days exactly ten years ago this month.

Got down to 40 degrees in the house, and yet my kids have fond memories up being piled in the bed under 5 blankets.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 27, 2013 07:40 AM (4Mv1T)

1045 Barky don't like violent football.
Reuters story has him sitting on the post, as usual, regarding it.

My favorite line,

Obama said he is "more worried about college players"
than those in the National Football League who he noted are represented
by a union and are "well-compensated" for the hits they take.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2013 07:41 AM (dLOky)

1046 urp

Posted by: eman at January 27, 2013 07:44 AM (jp2Ur)

1047 I got a little snow (2") on Friday evening, and put my car in the garage when I got home from work. Usually I just leave it in the driveway.

The garage door opened OK, but when I tried to close it, it only went down about a foot and opened again. I didn't know what to do, so I disengaged the opener and closed it manually.

Yesterday I searched the internet for "garage door opener troubleshooting" and saw a suggestion to increase the downward force. I turned up the little knob, and lo and behold, it worked! Thanks, internet!

Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2013 07:48 AM (sdi6R)

1048 I am not saying that we need a new thread.
I am saying that a thread with 1000+ comments takes about 79 minutes and 16 seconds to load on a smart phone.
And that a new thread would load faster.


But I'm not saying we need a new thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2013 07:55 AM (WHl4d)

1049 Village Idiot's Apprentice, I agree. I never go to this site from my iPhone because it takes so long to load.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 27, 2013 07:59 AM (GoIUi)

1050 Good Morning Miss Marple.

Normally I can hang in there on 4G, and the HQ has gotten me through many an event where I can tune out where I'm at, and read comments here.

But yeh....once we get into the big numbers, it just gets bogged down.


Perhaps with the new blog software that I hear rumors may be coming our way..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2013 08:02 AM (WHl4d)

1051 Andy was early yesterday so he will make up for it today.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 08:04 AM (53z96)

1052 The Hill has an article quoting Obama as saying he goes skeet shooting all the time at Camp David.

I think there is now a contest to see which is the most outrageous lie they can push through the press.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 27, 2013 08:05 AM (GoIUi)

1053 Hi Vic,
I knew you had to be up and waiting by this time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2013 08:05 AM (WHl4d)

1054 yep, have a bunch of stuff this morning too!

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 08:07 AM (53z96)

1055 AFP - US pop legend Tina Turner, who has been living in Switzerland since 1995, will soon receive Swiss citizenship and will give up her US passport, Swiss media reported Friday.

"I'm very happy in Switzerland and I feel at home here. ... I cannot imagine a better place to live," Turner told German language daily Blick.


This is obviously ... racist.

Posted by: Obama's retirement planner at January 27, 2013 08:07 AM (e8kgV)

1056 Can't we early risers have an "automatic start thread" button we would hit?

No content, just a thread start button with an "Open thread" title. Whoever got here first could push it, and it would only be operational between 6:30 and 7:30 Eastern.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 27, 2013 08:08 AM (GoIUi)

1057 You don't need a semiautomatic to hunt skeet.

Posted by: Emperor Barakus Obamus I at January 27, 2013 08:09 AM (sdi6R)

1058 She probably voted for Obama twice. Now that he can't run again she will move to a tax shelter.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 08:09 AM (53z96)

1059 Obama skeet shooting?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/akdrsho

Too over the top?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2013 08:11 AM (WHl4d)

1060 1056 Miss Marple
No content, just a thread start button with an "Open thread" title. Whoever got here first could push it, and it would only be operational between 6:30 and 7:30 Eastern.


And then every morning thread would consist of "First!"

Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2013 08:12 AM (sdi6R)

1061 new up

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 08:12 AM (53z96)

1062 #1060 Nope. First of all, consistent early risers are Vic, Gabe, me, Radish, and a couple of others, who don't do that "First" thing.

Once button is pushed, thread starts and button cannot be activated again for 24 hours.

Look, I am not a savvy computer person but this seems to me to be an easy thing to set up. Maybe not, but I thought I would suggest it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 27, 2013 08:17 AM (GoIUi)

1063
http://tinyurl.com/annsxxn

Posted by: RWC at January 27, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)

I'm not one to yell "RACIST!!!" at anything seriously very often, but that is a kind of racist post.

Some photos are from real thugs, some from thug wannabe's that are modeling their parents' weapons, and at least one dude just looks like an African dude showing off his cool scary rifle, like any Moron here would do.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 27, 2013 09:12 AM (FsUAO)

1064 You could just say something like "gangster culture contributes to the glorification of violence".

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 27, 2013 09:13 AM (FsUAO)






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