Here We Go....There's A Senate Immigration Reform "Gang"

Whenever you hear about a "A Bi-partisan Senate Gang of X" you can be sure of one thing, Republicans are about to get screwed.

Also included in the new Senate group are Schumer, who chairs the key Senate subcommittee where legislative action will begin; Graham; Robert Menendez (D-N.J.); and Marco Rubio (R-Fla.). Two others, Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) and Michael F. Bennet (D-Colo.), have also been involved in some talks.

Their timetable would aim for a bill to be written by March or April and potentially considered for final passage in the Senate as early as the summer. Proponents believe adoption in the GOP-held House would be made easier with a strong bipartisan vote in the Senate.

Naturally all the usual stuff is on the menu, "guest worker" visa and amnesty of one sort of another naturally topping the list.

Just a reminder Hispanics who we are endlessly told are "natural Republicans and conservatives" have NEVER voted for Republicans as a bloc. The challenge for the GOP now isn't that it isn't getting more or less the same share of the Hispanic vote, it's that Hispanics are increasing as a percentage of voters.

I'm still unclear on how making more of something (in this case legal voters of Hispanic origin) will lead to Republican gains with that cohort.

There are certainly other reasons to support amnesty but amnesty supporters withing the GOP/conservative movement don't seem to be making them. They mostly rely on the fanciful notion that amnesty will miraculously lead to gains for the GOP. The history of the 1986 amnesty says otherwise.

The bigger question is why in the fallout of an electoral drubbing and internal fights over the various fiscal fights in Congress the GOP would willing take on a divisive issue like immigration.

It boggles the mind that supposed party "leaders" are ready to pitch a wounded party into yet another major internal fight.


(For the record using the term "Hispanic" is wildly inaccurate since there are major cultural and political differences between many groups caught up in that catchall term. Still, it's the one that's used in the debate so we're stuck using it.)

Posted by: DrewM. at 02:54 PM



Comments

1 "Republicans: They Thirst For Death."

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 02:56 PM (sdi6R)

2 Again Fuck Rubio. That dipshit was only pissed at Obama because he did by executive order what Rubio wanted to do through Congress.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 02:59 PM (GULKT)

3 If these people wanted to be Republican voters wouldn't they come here legally?

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2013 02:59 PM (hOlQL)

4 This is the GOP's hispanic problem:

Thousands of inner city hispanic youths are being indoctrinated daily by the public school system to believe that the GOP hates "brown" people. This becomes a kneejerk assumption that is never questioned, but in fact reinforced by "higher education". It's the success of the Left's long-term racial bloc-ification

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 26, 2013 02:59 PM (Y5I9o)

5 Hey, we survived that last round of Russian Roulette; let's give it another go!

Posted by: GOP at January 26, 2013 02:59 PM (OLdtM)

6 It's a good thing the economy has rebounded so incredibly. You know, otherwise, an influx of several million new workers might be destabilizing or something....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2013 03:01 PM (xz0nG)

7 Whatever. The GOP is done. Unless Rubio magically convinces millions of hispanics to vote GOP.

Ummmmm lemme guess no.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 26, 2013 03:02 PM (FsUAO)

8 I want asset forfeiture for companies that hire illegals. Automatic. Just like for drug crimes. That will convince me you wish to close the border.

If someone wishes to mix that in the amnesty they are going to pass, it would prove they are serious.

As to Hispanics--go fuck yourselves. I'm tired of being demonized by you.

Posted by: K. at January 26, 2013 03:02 PM (qaMHD)

9 Can we please have some bills that deal with budgets/spending/debt?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 26, 2013 03:02 PM (X/+QT)

10 If these people wanted to be Republican voters wouldn't they come here legally?
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2013 02:59 PM (hOlQL)

They keep legal immigration screwed up because illegal work for cash with no paperwork, SSI, Health Insurance etc. To legalize them would force big AG and Construction, prolly the biggest offenders, to actually have to make people real employees. They don't want that so congressmen from both sides of the isle are paid to maintain a status quo.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 03:02 PM (l86i3)

11 The Establishment Republicans and their sycophants in whatever passes for conservative media have sown their deathknell. The idiots have been warned, since 1987, that not addressing illegal immigration would screw the Republican party -- and lo and behold, we were right.

"Just a reminder Hispanics who we are endlessly told are "natural
Republicans and conservatives" have NEVER voted for Republicans as a
bloc. The challenge for the GOP now isn't that it isn't getting more or
less the same share of the Hispanic vote, it's that Hispanics are
increasing as a percentage of voters."


Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2013 03:02 PM (q0v8H)

12 The Left's goal is to make hispanics into what they've made blacks: A circular proof of the GOP's alleged racism. You all know the conversation:

"If the GOP isn't racist, why don't [insert non-white group] support them."

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (Y5I9o)

13 You can't destroy the constitution until you get 75% of the elected govt willing to do so.

Ole, ole, ole, ole ole ole

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (LRFds)

14 And, once again, not one word about securing the border.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (EKcuo)

15
Obviously, working with Senator Menendez will solidify the natural GOP voting bloc of sex-offending illegal interns.


Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (0WLla)

16
fanciful notion that amnesty will miraculously lead to gains for the GOP




Awww -- this time we'll vote for you!
Posted by: Anti-abortion Catholic Hispanics



Honestly we will!
Posted by: Church going Blacks who don't care much for gay marriage



Swear to Jesus!
Posted by: Israel supporting Jews

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (kdS6q)

17 The current electorate isn't giving the GOP enough of the spoils as both parties hurtle towards utter tyranny. What we need is more voters who hunger for a tyrant.

Then the small amount of spoils by percentage the GOP get will become a larger amount in absolute value.

It all makes sense when you realize the elected GOP is working against you.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (I2LwF)

18 We're gonna tell the bigots to shut up. Again.

Posted by: Miss Lindsay Graham at January 26, 2013 03:04 PM (bAGA/)

19 Public choice theory writ large.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 03:04 PM (I2LwF)

20 I see that that lying ace fighter pilot and all around bully, Tom Harkin is leaving the senate to go home and count his money.

I would like to take this moment, as somebody who used to live in Iowa, to tell him he can go fuck himself like he's fucked everybody else

Posted by: dodging bullets in Chicago at January 26, 2013 03:05 PM (7VoHu)

21 How about we forget about the political gains or costs and focus on the real problem with our immigration policies, both legal and illegal. We are turning this nation into something that's culturally dysfunctional, as said a thousand times, another third world shithole. I don't care that a bunch of Mexicans want to be here, tough. The vast majority don't belong here because they don't want to share our common culture and they add nothing of value to our once great nation.
We are so entrenched in liberalism that there is not one Republican politician in Washington that has the guts to say that simple truth. It's fucking sad.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 03:05 PM (Fz2C7)

22 K.,

You'd have an easier time divorcing the nation than getting that through.

Basically we are being willfully ran out of any kind of power "forever."

The states need to put DC on notice, I can't walk into Mexico and take over, nor Canada but 10,000,000 guys named Juan can here for some reason and nobody is allowed to be bothered?

Fuck them all.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:06 PM (LRFds)

23
Is Marco Rubio a deep-cover Democraticmole within the Republican Party?

Posted by: boo at January 26, 2013 03:06 PM (oyQVv)

24 I know OSP. It's just one of those 1st moronic questions I'd love to see stuck right in the RNCs face.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2013 03:06 PM (hOlQL)

25 I know OSP. It's just one of those 1st moronic questions I'd love to see stuck right in the RNCs face.
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2013 03:06 PM (hOlQL)


They don't want our opinion. They want Kruathammers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 03:07 PM (l86i3)

26 14 soona,

"we can't control the border, but don't you worry we need your guns because CRIME!

That's why we gave guns to drug dealers...over that border!"

//Obama

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (LRFds)

27 Why does amnesty have to equal citizenship?

If they crossed the border illegally, and the govt offers amnesty, then let it be for some kind of visa that allows them to remain but not to vote.
No path to citizenship except for their babies born here.

With one exception - if they volunteer and serve the military on the front lines.

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (4IsMj)

28 I think it's about time for a divorce.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (EKcuo)

29 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM

I lol'd.

Kind of a death row lol.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (ZKzrr)

30 My wife is from El Salvador. She votes Republican.

And she's also dead set against crimmigration-- not for the larger societal detriments of it but eager because it was so hard for her to get her citizenship. She feels cheated by these amnesty programs.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (I2LwF)

31 But hey the good news for Rubio is that even though McCain pushed amnestry... he still got nominated in '08.

Lookin' bright for Rubio!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 26, 2013 03:09 PM (FsUAO)

32 With one exception - if they volunteer and serve the military on the front lines.

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (4IsMj)

Sure. That would work for maybe a decade. Then D's would be like "look how MEAN the Rethuglikkkans are! They are keeping you second-class citizens!!!".

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 26, 2013 03:10 PM (FsUAO)

33 31 Hobojerky,

yeah well not again...

Lo siento mi amigo.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:10 PM (LRFds)

34 The timing blows.

Is it really a priority to dump more people into the labor pool right now with unemployment & underemployment as high as they are?

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 03:10 PM (5H6zj)

35
14 And, once again, not one word about securing the border.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:03 PM (EKcuo)


It wouldn't mean shit if they were talking about it. The would always be the first thing to get gutted anyways, either completely taken out of the bill in negotiation, behind closed doors and only revealed after signing, or simply by forever having its funding redirected to other projects.

I wouldn't trust anything about "securing the border" unless it was the absolute prerequisite for anything else and everything is nonapplicable until that happens. Of course even then they'd just throw up 50 miles of three foot fencing add two more border guards and claim the border is secure.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 03:10 PM (GULKT)

36 #30 Seriously - it can take some legal immigrants more than 20 years just to set foot here and after that another 5 to qualify for citizenship.

Amnesty is a line-jumping scam.

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2013 03:11 PM (4IsMj)

37 34 Y-not,

Adding 14 million more citizens who are eligible for relief openly is the path to an economic renewal!

//Nanzi Pelousy

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:11 PM (LRFds)

38 The fix is in apparently.

What did they promise the GOP? Earmarks?

Posted by: pj at January 26, 2013 03:11 PM (ZWaLo)

39 Adding 14 million more citizens who are eligible for relief openly is the path to an economic renewal!
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Yep!

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 03:11 PM (5H6zj)

40
Here's what I don't understand, and never will. We have thousands upon thousands of people from countries other than Mexico who want to immigrate to the USA and we tell them "hell no, go away." Even people who are fleeing from truly oppressive governments. These people do everything by the book to try and get into this country and they get screwed. Yet, we throw open the doors for many more thousands of people to cross our border illegally and now we are saying "hey, you got here illegally but whatever, welcome new US citizen."

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 26, 2013 03:12 PM (RZ8pf)

41 What did they promise the GOP? Earmarks?
Posted by: pj at January 26, 2013 03:11 PM (ZWaLo)


Nah, they would build re education camps in their districts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 03:12 PM (l86i3)

42 I'd trade this for maybe an end to the drug war and cutting spending, but why would anyone on the right go for this outright?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 26, 2013 03:12 PM (FsUAO)

43 Is it really a priority to dump more people into the labor pool right
now with unemployment underemployment as high as they are?


Pre-emptively denouncing myself...while we have more than enough native-born semi-literates, most of them don't seem interested in exchanging $50k-$60k/yr in Free Shit for $20-$25K/yr (minus payroll taxes) in wages.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:13 PM (ZKzrr)

44 Fools. Budget should be only topic. Stay on it. Harp on it. Don't consider or give Dems any of their pet issues to star in limelight and the forefront. Would tell Dem's: Pass a sane budget with major cuts, then we'll talk. Period

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 26, 2013 03:14 PM (lGu1O)

45 Kill the fucking INS and just declare the entire planet US fucking citizens.....

no seriously it is no more retarded than letting Mexico annex us.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:14 PM (LRFds)

46 I mean these days, even if you marry a US citizen often you are left mouldering in your home country for months and months until you can prove that the marriage is legitimate and you aren't trying to scam America. (I know someone who just went through this with their wife, it has been 9 months and she finally got the immigration interview). Yet, we have people who are openly violating our current laws and we're saying, "yeah whatever, welcome."

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 26, 2013 03:14 PM (RZ8pf)

47
40 Here's what I don't understand, and never will. We have thousands upon thousands of people from countries other than Mexico who want to immigrate to the USA and we tell them "hell no, go away." Even people who are fleeing from truly oppressive governments. These people do everything by the book to try and get into this country and they get screwed. Yet, we throw open the doors for many more thousands of people to cross our border illegally and now we are saying "hey, you got here illegally but whatever, welcome new US citizen."
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 26, 2013 03:12 PM (RZ8pf)


Pointing that out makes you a xenophobe and a racist.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 03:14 PM (GULKT)

48 Yep, Marco Rubio is the future of the party alright...the Democratic Party that is.

Posted by: boo at January 26, 2013 03:15 PM (oyQVv)

49 But hey the good news for Rubio is that even though McCain pushed amnestry... he still got nominated in '08. Lookin' bright for Rubio!
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 26, 2013 03:09 PM (FsUAO)


-----------------------------------------------------


Watch. Rubio will be the next POS candidate the RNC will shove up our collective asses. I hate 98% of the fuckers, dem and repub, in DC.

The "people" no longer have representation there.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:15 PM (EKcuo)

50 I see that Menendez is on it... probably wanting this to pass so he can get some young girls to hook up with.

Notice that to be a Donk you have to be:

1. Dumber than a bag of hammers
2. Crooked as a country road
3. A pederast or a pedophile
4. Ugly as sin

Posted by: Mjölnir the Banhammer for the Gates of Hell at January 26, 2013 03:16 PM (Jls4P)

51
What did they promise the GOP? Earmarks?
Posted by: pj




More competition for jobs, so lower wages, reduced costs and thus increased profits for their goverment favored business allies.

And cheap nannys for little Winston and Eliza.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 03:17 PM (kdS6q)

52 a lot of the undocs are already working but not paying Federal taxes.

Posted by: occam at January 26, 2013 03:17 PM (fbUla)

53 We. Are. Fucked.

Posted by: Socktopus at January 26, 2013 03:17 PM (1FLBb)

54 52 occam,

why the fuck should anyone pay the taxes then dumbass?

The illegals have been breaking the fucking law for decades and the democrats suck their dick.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:19 PM (LRFds)

55 More competition for jobs, so lower wages, reduced costs and thus increased profits for their goverment favored business allies.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 03:17 PM (kdS6q)
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Don't worry, the EPA will ensure that lower wages don't translate to an increase in the number of available domestic manufacturing jobs.

Posted by: Socktopus at January 26, 2013 03:19 PM (1FLBb)

56 One thing I have to give to the British. They had the right idea towards DC in 1812.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:20 PM (EKcuo)

57 4This is the GOP's hispanic problem:

Thousands of inner city hispanic youths are being indoctrinated daily by the public school system to believe that the GOP hates "brown" people. This becomes a kneejerk assumption that is never questioned, but in fact reinforced by "higher education". It's the success of the Left's long-term racial bloc-ificationPosted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 26, 2013 02:59 PM (Y5I9o)BINGO!!I see this every single day in 7th/8th grade. In reading/writing/and social studies. I 'push in'to classesas a special education teacher. it's constant indoctrination that if you are brown or blackyou are a victim and 'someone'(white people) arekeeping you downbecause of your skin color. Many timesI have gotten up and walked out of a class because i couldn't sit and listen to the bullshit. ALL the content for every subject except math (yet) is about slavery, (taught in every form for months), immigration, global warming, national healthcare (Bush didn't want it the bastard). No one supervises the content of thecurriculum. In addition, everyaccomodation is made if you are 'poor' and they are told free access to the 'necessities' for living are a 'right'. (food, shelter, healthcare, phonesetc. etc. etc.)

Posted by: Guido at January 26, 2013 03:21 PM (XLuH2)

58 55 socktopus,

correct the democrats do all in their power to keep unemployment high then decide "oh fuck I know I'll add 10s pof million fucking lawbreakers to the pool...

the GOP should demand the end of the EPA, the abolition of the minimum wage, and a vote on article V.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:22 PM (LRFds)

59
"The illegals have been breaking the fucking law for decades and the democrats[ republicans]suck their dick."--Fixed that for ya. Regan. Amnesty. 1986. Enough said.

Posted by: boo at January 26, 2013 03:22 PM (oyQVv)

60 I would surmise both Harkin and Chambliss retiring as an indication they intend "to do the harder right".

This nation can go fuck itself too.

Posted by: K. at January 26, 2013 03:22 PM (qaMHD)

61 Nah, they would build re education camps in their districts.Posted by: Oldsailors PoetAnd may the odds be ever in your favour.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 26, 2013 03:22 PM (0WLla)

62 Waiting for the voices of moderation to jump in and tell us how we should give amnesty a chance.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:22 PM (jp2Ur)

63 #4 This is the absolute truth. Hispanics think we hate them, so they go with people who supposedly don't.

I have a guy who works in my garden2-3 times a year. He's a legal immigrant who has his own business. He and his workers were shocked to learn that I was voting for Romney, because they had been told (probably on the Spanish radio stations) that the GOP hates Hispanics.

So unless we can break through the leftist's propaganda in schools, in media, and by democrats in the Hispanic community, we are going to have to figure out a way to counter this message.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 03:23 PM (GoIUi)

64 BTW, ship-for-ship, the American navy crushed the British navy during the War of 1812. In fact, Britain ordered its ships not to attack American ships (even those traveling solo) if they didn't have another vessel with them.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2013 03:23 PM (q0v8H)

65 44 Fools. Budget should be only topic. Stay on it. Harp on it.

This.

The whole topic of 'Fixing Immigration' is a big fucking...Squirrel!...designed to further destroy the GOP.

Take care of the Budget first...everything else can wait.

Where is Admiral Ackbar yelling "It's a trap".

Posted by: wheatie at January 26, 2013 03:24 PM (fH4X9)

66 ALL the content for every subject except math (yet) is about slavery,
(taught in every form for months), immigration, global warming, national
healthcare (Bush didn't want it the bastard).


I see you haven't met our friend Social Justice Math.
http://www.radicalmath.org/main.php?id=SocialJusticeMath

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKzrr)

67
Clearly Rubio has never heard of a moral hazard. Amnesty creates one which is why we're having this conversation again after the 1986 amnesty. Doing it once made people figure we'd keep doing it.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 26, 2013 03:24 PM (GaqMa)

68 40
Here's what I don't understand, and never will. We have thousands upon thousands of people from countries other than Mexico who want to immigrate to the USA and we tell them "hell no, go away." Even people who are fleeing from truly oppressive governments. These people do everything by the book to try and get into this country and they get screwed. Yet, we throw open the doors for many more thousands of people to cross our border illegally and now we are saying "hey, you got here illegally but whatever, welcome new US citizen."
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 26, 2013 03:12 PM (RZ8pf)



This is my pet peeve. The wait for legal immigrations is seven plus years for most people, because of the fucking illegals clogging the system. It makes my blood boil, because so many who want to come here and be AMERICANS can't because of the overloaded system.Grrrr.

And hello all, I hope everyone is well these days.

Posted by: moki at January 26, 2013 03:24 PM (wi/sM)

69 67 TSRBike,

You're damn right. I have Chinese and European friends who would LOVE to just walk the fuck in....

"oh that's different..."

fuck the left.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:25 PM (LRFds)

70
Waiting for the voices of moderation to jump in and tell us how we should give amnesty a chance.
Posted by: eman



Shazam!

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on Friday called for speedy and far-reaching action on immigration reform in an op-ed in Friday’s Wall Street Journal.

“The sudden ferment on this issue, which was largely dormant since efforts at comprehensive reform were torpedoed five years ago, is as welcome as it is overdue,” wrote Bush, who co-authored the piece and is often mentioned as a possible 2016 Republican presidential contender. “The growing consensus on both sides of the political aisle that something needs to be done should not be squandered, for such opportunities are rare and fleeting.”

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 03:25 PM (kdS6q)

71 Republicans in Congress clearly want to go back to the pre-Reagan years where we were a permanent minority, but had a wonderful collegial relationship with the Democrats in Congress who did whatever they wanted.

Posted by: NJRob at January 26, 2013 03:26 PM (FVp26)

72 It appears fencing is only considered an Olympic sport...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 26, 2013 03:26 PM (trA4n)

73
67 Clearly Rubio has never heard of a moral hazard. Amnesty creates one which is why we're having this conversation again after the 1986 amnesty. Doing it once made people figure we'd keep doing it.
Posted by: tsrblke at January 26, 2013 03:24 PM (GaqMa)


Rubio doesn't care. He wanted to push the Dream Act before Obama back doored it through EO and was pissed that it got taken away from him.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 03:26 PM (GULKT)

74 I see you haven't met our friend Social Justice Math.
http://www.radicalmath.org/main.php?id=SocialJusticeMath
Posted by: HeatherRadish
I refuse to look at that. It would take the rage from looking at Vic's cute kitteh pics and drive it to eleventy.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 26, 2013 03:27 PM (0WLla)

75 Yet another opportunity for McCain and Graham to sell us out. And you know they're going to do it.

Posted by: nraendowment at January 26, 2013 03:27 PM (Msv+6)

76 20% of Commiefornia's prisoners are illegal aliens. If we have amnesty that number goes to zero.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2013 03:27 PM (VJeJd)

77 Rubio is a dumbfuck who thinks Mexicans will vote Repub like old Cubans angry at Fidel do.

Fuck Rubio and his hairplugs.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

78 Permanent Democrat Majority.

Millions of new citizens that permit recalculating the entitlements equations.

GOP gets to be the minority party it always wanted to be.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:28 PM (jp2Ur)

79 Here's your math lessons, Guido.
http://is.gd/TfjVsb


"Rethinking Schools" is Bill Ayers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:28 PM (ZKzrr)

80 And once again my cute kitteh pic rage has been soothed by the calming effect of Pixy's comment raping.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 26, 2013 03:28 PM (0WLla)

81 Notice that to be a Donk you have to be:

1. Dumber than a bag of hammers
2. Crooked as a country road
3. A pederast or a pedophile
4. Ugly as sin

Posted by: Mjölnir the Banhammer for the Gates of Hell at January 26, 2013 03:16 PM (Jls4P)


Whatever

Posted by: Henry Waxman (D, NIMH) at January 26, 2013 03:28 PM (OLdtM)

82 Rubio = Spanish for RINO.

Posted by: boo at January 26, 2013 03:29 PM (oyQVv)

83 This is my pet peeve. The wait for legal immigrations is seven plus years for most people, because of the fucking illegals clogging the system. It makes my blood boil, because so many who want to come here and be AMERICANS can't because of the overloaded system.Grrrr. And hello all, I hope everyone is well these days.
Posted by: moki at January 26, 2013 03:24 PM (wi/sM)


--------------------------------------------------


That's the problem. The legal immigrants want to become Americans. Can't have that.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:29 PM (EKcuo)

84 We lost 70-30 with 50 million hispanics.

Won't it be great when we only lose 60-40 with 100 million hispanics?

And after amnesty the Dems will never call as racist or KKK members again, right?

They promise they won't call us mean names, right?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:30 PM (ZPrif)

85
Notice that to be a Donk you have to be:

1. Dumber than a bag of hammers
2. Crooked as a country road
3. A pederast or a pedophile
4. Ugly as sin

Posted by: Mjölnir the Banhammer for the Gates of Hell



Word!

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 26, 2013 03:30 PM (0WLla)

86 The GOP will use its wicked awesome negotiating strategies to negotiate itself right out of existence.

Fuck the GOP. Its demise is long overdue.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 03:30 PM (QKKT0)

87 83 Soona,

That's right comrade the democrats want to be citizens of the fucking world and they want to have enough citizens of other countries that just hate el gringo loco to make the US "something new and redder"


There needs to be pain for the fucking assholes who are trying to pass this over the will of the people.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:31 PM (LRFds)

88 You see, after amnesty is granted we will build a fence to keep illegal migrants out.

We can't do that now because shut up and unicorns.

But after amnesty we can and will.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:31 PM (jp2Ur)

89 30--- "My wife is from El Salvador. She votes Republican.
And she's also dead set against crimmigration-- not for the larger societal detriments of it but eager because it was so hard for her to get her citizenship. She feels cheated by these amnesty programs."
Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 03:08 PM (I2LwF)

Exactly. It took my family ages to get here LEGALLY and then become citizens and all of us are very much opposed to "crimmigration." (Great term!)

In fact, even my moonbat sister gets tongue-tied and awkward when the subject of amnesty comes up. She knows what the Party says, she knows All Good People follow the Party, and she's never questioned the Party before, but she stumbles on this question.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (C8mVl)

90 84 Flatbush Joe,


No they'll call us "target" there needs to be a divorce.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)

91 Remember when I said there were more of them who vote than there are of us? Now there will be even more of them.

Permanent. Democrat. Majority.

On the bright side, "permanent" only will last a few years, until even suckers refuse to buy US treasuries and President Joe Biden hyperinflates the dollar to complete worthlessness.

After the Burning Times, political parties will have names like "Smegma Crazies," "Mohawkers," and "Gayboy Berserkers."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (JDIKC)

92 Just wait till they start pushing for euthanasia of all the old white people to pay for foodstamps for the amnesty horde.

You had a good life you racist scum white people. Time to die so you can be replaced. Here have all the morphine you want. It's free.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (ZPrif)

93 Can't we just cut to the chase and put a torch to America? I'm getting tired of all this slow agony. It's stupid and cruel.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 26, 2013 03:33 PM (ztbYQ)

94 I'd trade /a/ form of amnesty for a universal English language law / requirement as the first to citizenship.

No more multiple language voter ballots and product labeling in four languages and OSHA regulations printed in 30 languages and HAZMAT literature and multilingual court hearings and translators and ...

Political leaders using Spanish to address voters in LA angers me greatly.


omfg, it's endless.

Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2013 03:34 PM (h6XiD)

95 Time to die so you can be replaced. Here have all the morphine you want.

They ain't wasting "resources" on morphine or any other form of humane execution (unless you're convicted of a particularly heinous murder...wait, no, then they won't kill you, because that would be wrong...) on old white people.

We'll be killed slowly by having food and water withheld. Like NHS patients.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:34 PM (ZKzrr)

96 After amnesty a Mexican who wants to illegally enter the USA will suddenly realize to do so is wrong and will instead seek a better life right home in Mexico.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:34 PM (jp2Ur)

97 91 EoJ,

they've done a real bang up job influencing reality all over central america....

basically the democrats have declared war on white people who don't play along.....

I love the GOP volunteering to escort them enemy forces into our camp and hide our ammo.

Fuck the GOP if they try this.

No amnesty, send them the fuck home.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:35 PM (LRFds)

98 I wonder how many pages the book "The Rise and Fall of the United States" will have. There'll probably have to be a two to three volume set.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:35 PM (EKcuo)

99 Political leaders using Spanish to address voters in LA angers me greatly.

LA? They do it in Iowa.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:35 PM (ZKzrr)

100 btw, latimes has a story of how Mexican gangs are ethnically cleansing black people from Compton.

NWA is apparently no match for 40 Mexicans with some steel pipes. #s matter.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

101 We should take our cue from events in the Middle East and dub this program "American Spring."

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 03:36 PM (QKKT0)

102 It's a good thing the economy has rebounded so incredibly. You know, otherwise, an influx of several million new workers might be destabilizing or something....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2013 03:01 PM (xz0nG)
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Plus all these new "legal" residents will be entitled to all those wonderful new taxpayer-funded subsidies for Obamacare -- but what's billions more dollars of welfare for illegals . . . er, newly legals . . . . going to matter? We've got money to burn, right?

Posted by: Observer at January 26, 2013 03:36 PM (/sohm)

103 OT. On some of my sites where I argue with liberals, I have decided to take the fight in a new direction. Just assert that liberals/leftists are racist. It's prima facie evident.

Don't need to back it up. Just repeat. Over and over and over.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 26, 2013 03:36 PM (X/+QT)

104 100 Flatbush Joe,

Yeah it's the dmamndest thing...their coalition is retarded and holding for only one reason to fuck us.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:36 PM (LRFds)

105 You know, I don't think Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had a party.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:36 PM (ZKzrr)

106 Amnesty is the one area that always makes me thing that the Republicans are either total corrupt or effin braindead. It doesn't get them voters, and it is opposed by 70% of the voters they do have. It cost them both the House and the Senate in 2006. How can they not remember something that happened only 6 years ago?

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (QupBk)

107 Meh.

Without immigration the US population would be like Europe's, declining. Either you have to convince these spoiled white women to start having kids, or you will not have enough workers paying into SS to keep it going.

I vote for a provisional citizenship, accept no benefits of any kind, must stay employed for five years and have no criminal record, then they can APPLY for citizenship

Same thing my great great great grandfather did in 1640.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (wR+pz)

108 Well I used to criticize Conservatives who didn't vote for Republicans who were weak because it allows people like Obama to win. I am now among their ranks. The political process has failed and I now understand people like me are a permanent minority.

I will live out the rest of my days with my principles intact but with the knowledge our once great nation is in decline. In Michigan my vote is wasted anyway, the takers always overwhelm the makers. I'm done. I don't care who wins what and I won't be wasting my time standing in line at the polls.

The more people like Rubio and Jindal talk the more I realize my decision is correct. They are choosing a path that will only hasten or demise and I can't be a part of it.

Posted by: Ken Royall at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (x0g8a)

109 Rubio is a dumbfuck who thinks Mexicans will vote Repub like old Cubans angry at Fidel do. Fuck Rubio and his hairplugs.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

That's one problem right there.
Assuming all Hispanics are Mexicans.
Want piss off a Colombian? Call him a Mexican.
Dominican? Puerto Rican.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (mETGQ)

110 Amnesty would be letting the illegal aliens go back to their home countries without holding their illegal status against them should they apply for a visa later.

These schemes are never "amnesty" - it's rewarding illegal aliens with a greencard for violating our laws. Morally on the same plane as letting a bank robber open an account and deposit his loot at the bank he just robbed.

Posted by: Obamao at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (JtyGg)

111 Well, they don't call the GOP the Stupid Party for nothing.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 26, 2013 03:38 PM (oyQVv)

112
After the Burning Times, political parties will have names like "Smegma Crazies," "Mohawkers," and "Gayboy Berserkers."


"Warriors! Come out to voooooote!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 26, 2013 03:38 PM (hpDVh)

113 Well , on the bright side my 6'4" wasp son will probably do well with the tasty chiquitas .
Sure , my tan grandkids won't have a first world country anymore but at least their skin cancer incidence will drop . Which is nice .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 03:38 PM (USjX1)

114 How come we never have a "gang" where demotards join US to do the right thing for the country? Meh, let it burn. It's going to anyway.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 03:38 PM (jucos)

115 After the Burning Times, political parties will have names like "Smegma Crazies," "Mohawkers," and "Gayboy Berserkers."
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (JDIKC)


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Mohawkers it is then.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:38 PM (EKcuo)

116 In America, most hispanics are Mexican.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:39 PM (ZPrif)

117 @107

Oh, and they must speak English. No bilingual shit.


Menendez is for this, he likes teenage hookers.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (wR+pz)

118 Maybe it will be less infuriating to call it the early rounds of 2016 GOP disqualifying.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (hOlQL)

119 108 Ken Royall,

Yeah it'd be horrible to you know move to the south where they are being invaded and actually vote to divorce this clusterfuck and stop the tide eh?

Red people in Blue shitholes that are being ran into the ground by open wound cities have always bewildered me.....

I mean Ohio is slowly becoming that as Cleveland and Toledo destroy the state but how can a sane person think Michigan or Illinois will ever be saved?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (LRFds)

120 Meh.

Without immigration the US population would be like Europe's, declining. Either you have to convince these spoiled white women to start having kids, or you will not have enough workers paying into SS to keep it going.

I vote for a provisional citizenship, accept no benefits of any kind, must stay employed for five years and have no criminal record, then they can APPLY for citizenship

Same thing my great great great grandfather did in 1640.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (wR+pz)

Why would anyone want to keep SS going?

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (jp2Ur)

121
Can't we just cut to the chase and put a torch to America? I'm getting tired of all this slow agony. It's stupid and cruel.


Geez. So impatient. I'm working on it.

Posted by: Let It Burn/Math - 2016 at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (0WLla)

122 :::Same thing my great great great grandfather did in 1640.:::

Where did he immigrate to? Jamestown?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (JDIKC)

123 The GOP should refuse to do anything until the budget is balanced.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 26, 2013 03:42 PM (C8mVl)

124 After the Burning Times, political parties will have names like "Smegma Crazies," "Mohawkers," and "Gayboy Berserkers."
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (JDIKC)


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I would be a Gayboy Berserker right?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 26, 2013 03:42 PM (jucos)

125 116
In America, most hispanics are Mexican.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:39 PM (ZPrif)

Oh yeah? We're from Puerto Rico. We don't want no stupid wet backs.

Posted by: The guys in Spanish Harlem at January 26, 2013 03:42 PM (wR+pz)

126 :::112
After the Burning Times, political parties will have names like "Smegma Crazies," "Mohawkers," and "Gayboy Berserkers."

"Warriors! Come out to voooooote!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 26, 2013 03:38 PM (hpDVh):::

Are we related?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:42 PM (JDIKC)

127 Here is what the illegal migrants have earned: a free catapulting back to where they came from.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:43 PM (jp2Ur)

128
They should tack on an amendment to the Bill...to eliminate the Minimum Wage...
For 'deficit reduction'.

That would do it, too.
Eliminate the Minimum Wage...and there would be an explosion of Jobs.

No jobs are exempt from SocSec/Medicare taxes.
In other words...entitlement taxes.
And entitlements are the biggest cause of deficit spending.

The Dems wouldn't go for it.
So, tacking on an amendment to eliminate the Minimum Wage could serve as a poison pill.

Posted by: wheatie at January 26, 2013 03:44 PM (fH4X9)

129 Current American policy toward Mexicans is to either murder them or enfranchise them.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 03:44 PM (QKKT0)

130 Amnesty is the one area that always makes me thing that the Republicans are either total corrupt or effin braindead. It doesn't get them voters, and it is opposed by 70% of the voters they do have. It cost them both the House and the Senate in 2006. How can they not remember something that happened only 6 years ago?
Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:37 PM (QupBk)


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Complete non-representation by congress started in this time period. They're not only cut off from the rest of the nation, but they're satisfied with being cut off. They are the ruling class now.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:45 PM (EKcuo)

131 Plus all these new "legal" residents will be entitled to all those
wonderful new taxpayer-funded subsidies for Obamacare -- but what's
billions more dollars of welfare for illegals . . . er, newly legals . .
. . going to matter? We've got money to burn, right?


The worst of it is that they will demand, and get, SS. Sure, the system is already broke and won't pay me what I paid in, but let's bring in 10s of millions more short work career, low skill, low income types. That'll fix the system for sure!

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 03:45 PM (6TB1Z)

132 Are we related?

It appears you have competition for my loyalty and stick-at-naught morals, my lord.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:45 PM (QupBk)

133 In America, most hispanics are Mexican.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:39 PM (ZPrif)

Even though that's true running into Hispanics who are notMexican is more common at least for me.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (mETGQ)

134 :::127 Here is what the illegal migrants have earned: a free catapulting back to where they came from.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:43 PM (jp2Ur):::

That is similar to how I thought Obama bin Laden's burial at sea should have gone: shoot him off one of the catapults on the flight deck, then engage his flailing body with the forward CIWS while it's in the air.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (JDIKC)

135 Speaker of the House Jones in CO would not let any bill come to a vote unless it 1) expanded individual freedoms 2) curbed government power 3) cut spending 4) censured the President

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (8sCoq)

136 "Mohawkers,"

I was too old for that 1st time around, now I have even less hair.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (hOlQL)

137 Seeing the comments here, no wonder Hispanics do not vote Republican. Bush was making inroads with Hispanics and then the Republicans told them o drop dead. At this rate the Republican Party will be irrelevant bin national politics.

I will let you clowns resume your Hispanic bashing.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)

138 I was too old for that 1st time around, now I have even less hair.

The Friar Tucks!

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:47 PM (QupBk)

139 Weak ass troll is weak.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:47 PM (QupBk)

140 I know this is not PC, but after watching the Muslim Patrol video Saturday Night is not alright, I am okay with Mexicans.

At least they won't force me to dump out my beer.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 03:47 PM (dZQh7)

141 Oh shit. We disappointed Napa.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 03:47 PM (QKKT0)

142 137 Napa,

Hey napa I rather like Mexico can I just walk the fuck in and take over?

Why no no I can't fuck you your inferences of racism and all your fucking bullshit.

You reward bad behavior you get more of it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (LRFds)

143 @ 127 eman

Why not just throw them in death camps. That is what you really would like o do. Be honest about your bigotry.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (YPImW)

144 That is similar to how I thought Obama bin Laden's burial at sea should
have gone: shoot him off one of the catapults on the flight deck, then
engage his flailing body with the forward CIWS while it's in the air.


Pity they shot him first, because that would have been highly amusing as they strapped him in and told him what was to happen.

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (6TB1Z)

145 Eat a dick napa .
Your wine sucks too .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (USjX1)

146 :::132 Are we related?

It appears you have competition for my loyalty and stick-at-naught morals, my lord.
Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:45 PM (QupBk):::

My brother lives in Colorado and is named Alex. And I would follow him through Hell, mainly to see how much he annoys Satan.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (JDIKC)

147 and getting weaker

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (QupBk)

148 I don't care about your personal anecdotes, yikes. Look up the data. Learn something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:49 PM (ZPrif)

149 Oh-no, the white-hating racist called us a racist. Eek!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:49 PM (ZPrif)

150 Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)


I'll save everybody time - this is Hector, he married a Mexican and hates white people, calls them 'nativist scum.'

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 03:49 PM (uhAkr)

151 When the statists are done destroying the Republican party, they will destroy American citizens the same way. They will pick out those in any movement willing to work with the statists against us. The government learned to defeat insurgencies in the War on Terror. Now they are bringing the lesson home.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 26, 2013 03:50 PM (71iUa)

152 Weak-ass troll is a racist.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:50 PM (ZKzrr)

153 500 busses each transporting 50 people per day for one year will return over 9 million migrants to their rightful place (not here).


Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:50 PM (jp2Ur)

154 >I will let you clowns resume your Hispanic bashing.


Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)

no one's bashing Hispanics. We just no longer pretend they are pro-life, support smaller government, and are here to assimilate into mainstream American culturewe know Liberals see Hispanics as one thing, and one thing only: votes

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 03:50 PM (8sCoq)

155 @ 142 sven10077
If the illegals were Northwest Europeans, you would be all for amnesty. I've seen enough of the comments of Conservatives to know what this is really about. I'll take an illegal Mexican over a legal Pakistani any day.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (YPImW)

156 Democrats hate white people almost as much as they love abortion.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (ZPrif)

157 I will let you clowns resume your Hispanic bashing.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)

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"Hispanic bashing"..?

No.
I love the Immigration Laws in Hispanic countries.
Let's adopt Mexico's Immigration Laws!

Posted by: wheatie at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (fH4X9)

158 Hector's partially right. I would put him in a death camp.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (JDIKC)

159 All I ask is for us to use the same immigration tools the Mexican government uses to police up their illegals aliens. And on a side note,
Schumer is a genital wart on the tip of America's shaft.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (0SmH0)

160 150 Bevel L,

Yeah it was sort of obvious.

They want to reward flouting of the law they better be ready for whites to start flouting it too.

Fuck them and the horse or burro they rode in on.

I do not see why anyone should follow any law they don't like since evidently we do not have a nation, one of the very definitions of nation is control of the fucking borders....

"good luck"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (LRFds)

161 I say for every one million new immigrants, the GOP gets a Senator-at-large with full voting privileges

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 03:51 PM (8sCoq)

162
Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (YPImW)


Reality Check Troll: Posted by: Check Yourself at January 12, 2013 10:45 PM (YPImW)

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (GULKT)

163 Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)


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I didn't give you permission to speak. Put your mouth back on that cock.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (EKcuo)

164 I will let you clowns resume your Hispanic bashing.
Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)
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You pick grapes do ya?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (jucos)

165 @ 154 Jones in CO

Hispanics intermarry with Whites, so your non assimilation charge is bs. You are entitle towards your racism, but expect to be called on it. Enjoy more electoral defeats. At this point the Republican Party has gone National Socialist and are pure evil.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (YPImW)

166 @ 127 eman

Why not just throw them in death camps. That is what you really would like o do. Be honest about your bigotry.
Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:48 PM (YPImW)

Fuck off, pencil-dick.

I want people to come here legally and would not want any people to go to death camps.

Asshole.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (jp2Ur)

167 @137 - there is an unfortunate nativist faction, and they are given cover by the legit people who are against illegal immigration becauses its illegal and because its unfair to legal immigrants. (The amount of time and money you have to spend to get here legally is horrible.)

The best answer for the GOP is to advocate immigration reform and let in more legal immigrants, and include some proto-Amnesty with that. But then the folks who don't like brown people get riled up. (And let's be honest they are a small minority in our party, but don't lie and claim they don't exist. The dems have them too.)

My argument for proto-Amnesty was to set up a system where people who could easily get green cards anyways are allowed a way to get them. This might entail a symbolic return to the old country to get the official visa and then come back. Note, these are for "illegals" who married a citizen and have citizen children etc. This is a large % of illegals and these are not migrant illiterate farm workers.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (dZQh7)

168 :::I'll save everybody time - this is Hector, he married a Mexican and hates white people, calls them 'nativist scum.':::

Really? What's the lucky fella's name?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (JDIKC)

169 We want to negotiate our way to some wins on amnesty because its gonna happen. Lard the bill with our wish list.

1) English shall be the official language of the US.
2) ??
3) ?

Mexicans vote democrat and nothing will change that fact. Left of center AME Baptists, Catholic Chicano's and older white Catholics shot down Cal Prop 8.

Check LAT's voting map for the results. LA fk'n county shot down gay marriage.

Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2013 03:53 PM (h6XiD)

170 Our Congressman is having a town hall on Tuesday--for the first time in my life I'm going, and hope to get to ask him, "Does anybody up there understand that we're at war for the country?"

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 03:53 PM (MPjT8)

171 155 Napa,

you misunderstand Amigo...if your fucking asshole fuck buddies can just walk the fuck in I say save the motherfucking money from INS and let everyone in....

I'd rather have my Chinese engineering school friends here than your fucking McDonald's workers Amy ee go

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:53 PM (LRFds)

172 Yay we're well on the way towards completing that goal of replacing the population! Conservatives and Nationalists can all move to "The Citadel" that that 'kerodin' weirdo is setting up in the Pac NW.
/s

Seriously though, best just find another political home or resign yourselves to just that scenario. At some point the self-marginalization has to stop.

Posted by: Bigby's Curtis Slapping Hand at January 26, 2013 03:53 PM (RLTt1)

173 Hmm , why not just throw them in camps ?
Honestly what self respecting conservative doesn't get a little stiffy when thinking up a final solution to the brown problem ?
I'll just tell my mexican bil he needs to take one for the team .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 03:53 PM (USjX1)

174 Reality Check: a goose-stepping Stormfronter with a fetish for Hitler porn.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:54 PM (jp2Ur)

175 this is Hector, he married a Mexican

I thought his beard was Salvadoran.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:54 PM (QupBk)

176 Democrats are the rabid dogs of America. Mindless and evil.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 26, 2013 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

177 >Hispanics intermarry with Whites, so your non
assimilation charge is bs. You are entitle towards your racism, but
expect to be called on it. Enjoy more electoral defeats. At this point
the Republican Party has gone National Socialist and are pure evil.


Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (YPImW)

By the way Napa, I enjoy your mom's videos very much

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 03:54 PM (8sCoq)

178 ...and if the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear "illegal alien" is "Hispanic", you should really get your racism fixed. Second biggest group of illegal aliens in Chicago is Polish.

How many of the 9/11 hijackers were here illegally? Oh, sure, they had student visas, but they didn't leave when the visas expired. We get that kind of illegal alien from Europe, Asia, the Middle-East and Africa as well from the south.

Shit. Florida's got illegal Canucks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 03:54 PM (ZKzrr)

179 I'm just enjoying seeing the Republican Party go into irrelevance. Like the National Socialists of Germany, you will be just historical item. I never used to believe that Republicans were racist, it turns out the Democrats were right.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:54 PM (YPImW)

180 Why would anyone want to keep SS going?

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 03:40 PM (jp2Ur)

Well, I do, I am getting it. After paying for 41 years, if I live to 97 I will recoup my payments. It's a great deal!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (wR+pz)

181 Boring troll.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (5H6zj)

182 @166, So, how come we see not regular immigration reform coming from our side? This would inoculate us from charges of racism.

I don't get why its always Amnesty from our leaders and not some other way.

"A tall wall with a very wide gate."

The problem is this is also opposed by many in our party. You see all these gripes against Amnesty but nothing else offered up. I don't blame the average guy - what are we going to be able to do? But why doesn't someone in the leadership offer this?

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (dZQh7)

183 165 - Napa
Are you fucking kidding me? Republicans are aligned with National Socialists? so now you are inferring that we are Nazis? Piss off you sod.
This troll needs to be smote.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (0SmH0)

184 When hector goes to his in-laws' for holidays, they all roll their eyes when he starts screaming red-faced about the "damn gringos."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (uhAkr)

185 Hector, I had no idea you were getting married. Are you still registered at Home Depot? Or just standing around in the parking lot? There's a pair of "His and His" leaf blowers that would look adorable on you and your hubby.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (JDIKC)

186 @185

Oh, that was a little rough. LOL

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 03:56 PM (wR+pz)

187 @ 178 HeatherRadish
These same bigots complaining about illegal Mexicans say nothing about illegal Irish that serves them drinks at the bar. I'm glad to see another non bigoted Conservative. There's more of us than these bigots, but they have louder mouths.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:56 PM (YPImW)

188 Heather Radish is correct. And this is part of the problem. Many illegals come as tourists and never leave. Some get married later on and still avoid fixing their docs, like some peopel avoid seeing the dentist.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 03:56 PM (dZQh7)

189 "If the illegals were Northwest Europeans"

Do you ever think shit through? Don't you wonder why we don't have five million illegals from Northwest Europe? Could it be that maybe culturally they share something in common with us? Things like, oh I don't know, a respect for another nations laws and norms?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 03:56 PM (Fz2C7)

190 Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:46 PM (YPImW)


Hope you don't mind paying an extra fair share of your wages.


Immigration reform could add millions of people under Obama health law

http://tinyurl.com/aw4abx8

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2013 03:56 PM (mETGQ)

191 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 03:57 PM (QupBk)

192 @ 183 Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft
The Republican Party are National Socialists. This is not the party of Lincoln or Reagan.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:57 PM (YPImW)

193 Damn. This post is about illegal mexicans, and out come the fucking trolls. I say we set up troll camps.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 03:58 PM (EKcuo)

194 What do trolls want!

Attention!

Where do they Get it?!

Here, apparently.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 26, 2013 03:58 PM (bxiXv)

195 178 Heather Radish,

Yeah well last time I checked there are not 10,000,000 Canucks here illegally....

let's not beat around the Bush this is about importing just enough mexicans after having our tax dollars spent to indoctrinate them in socialist bullshit to destroy the Republic.

I am sincere if we're playing that game, and if we've decided by GOLLY it is racist to not want our souther neighbor to have THAT much influence on our nation I say open the borders all the way and spike the fucking INS, Minimum wage and hyper regulatory state and start completely the fuck over.....


but that is not the game is it?

They want a captive fucking client class to turn this nation into workers' paradise

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 03:58 PM (LRFds)

196 >This troll needs to be smote.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 03:55 PM (0SmH0)

then some bath house will be short a mop-and-bucket man tonight

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 03:58 PM (8sCoq)

197 Hector gives a low level of entertainment value. I say we vote him off the island.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 03:58 PM (QKKT0)

198 @ 189 lowandslow
Go to Boston and get back to me on that. As Europe implodes, watch more Euro illegals come. You will embrace them with open arms.

You are honest in your bigotry and I give you kudos for that.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:59 PM (YPImW)

199 After the Burning Times, political parties will have names like "Smegma Crazies," "Mohawkers," and "Gayboy Berserkers."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 03:32 PM (JDIKC)



3 guesses which party will have the theater majors...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 03:59 PM (GEICT)

200
At this point the Republican Party has gone National Socialist and are pure evil.
Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:52 PM (YPImW)



Gee another Nazi reference.
Must mean your brain is in default libtard mode.



Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2013 04:00 PM (mETGQ)

201 Immigration reform could add millions of people under Obama health law

http://tinyurl.com/aw4abx8



Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2013 03:56 PM (mETGQ)

And they will be exempted from paying into the system, but not excluded from availing themselves from the services

Posted by: K Marx (Groucho's Illegal Brother) at January 26, 2013 04:00 PM (Cnqmv)

202 Don't you wonder why we don't have five million illegals from Northwest Europe? Could it be that maybe culturally they share something in common with us?

Ass-raping tax rates, a ban on light bulbs, socialized medicine...and we'll get the sharia law pretty soon, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:00 PM (ZKzrr)

203 @187, this is the one issue where people who legitimately oppose illegal immigration unwittingly provide cover for racists.

Also, if you know anyone who went through the legal way, you can understand why those people resent the people who came illegally.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:00 PM (dZQh7)

204 How is any amnesty bill going to prevent future illegal immigration? Heh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 26, 2013 04:00 PM (C8mVl)

205 Let it burn. As of Nov. 6, 2012 'it doesn't matter'.

For historical purposes only, there have been 7 amnesties since 1986. A good writeup on the details of each is at NumbersUSA:

http://tinyurl.com/yc6aglz

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (ccXZP)

206 @ 195 sven10077
You know illegal immigration from Mexico has stopped. Their economy is booming, they are not coming here anymore. In fact the numbers of illegals has declined. But do not let facts get in the way of your bigotry.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (YPImW)

207 192 - Napa
I will concur with you in only that the republican party has become a party of eunuchs. The principles are still there- they simply need to be acted upon. But I believe that you have confused National Socialism with the current Democrat party, which has gone full tilt left in its attempt to control every facet of my life through legislation or taxation.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (0SmH0)

208 "And they will be exempted from paying into the system, but not excluded from availing themselves from the services"

Explain this.

If they are illegals, then that would be true.

But if they become legal, then are they not on the hook?

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (dZQh7)

209 Hmm. Smack the troll around or go grocery shopping?

Grocery shopping.

Posted by: eman at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (jp2Ur)

210 And they will be exempted from paying into the system, but not excluded from availing themselves of the services!

Posted by: K Marx (Groucho's Illegal Brother) at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (Cnqmv)

211 Quit trying to provoke me, BC. I'm feeling very vulnerable right now.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (JDIKC)

212 Coblogger CAC assures me all is well. The GOP will pick up seats.

He is full of shit but that's ok.



2012 was zero hour. Elections will make no difference. Wormer dropped the big one. Amnesty ensures the U.S. demise.

Posted by: nip at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (11Tdq)

213
198 @ 189 lowandslowGo to Boston and get back to me on that. As Europe implodes, watch more Euro illegals come. You will embrace them with open arms.You are honest in your bigotry and I give you kudos for that.
Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 03:59 PM (YPImW)


Then why do we want to deport Pierce Morgan you pathetic racist hypocritical fuck.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (GULKT)

214 I'll save everybody time - this is Hector, he married a Mexican and hates white people, calls them 'nativist scum.'



I thought she was Honduran? I hear the Honduran women suck a mean dick. Hector? How bout it? Does she?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (GEICT)

215 whatever....

let it burn because while the democrats have the fucking fuel and evil grin the GOP is simply DYING to use its matches.....


burn it to the fucking ground

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (LRFds)

216 @ 205 GnuBreed
NumbersUSA an organization that supports Eugenics and are a bunch of Nazis. What a bunch of swell guys!

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (YPImW)

217 AP August 3, 2022. Smegma Crazy party chairman Doodad Pro said today that the 65th Amendment--the right to goat sodomy, "didn't go far enough".

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 04:02 PM (MPjT8)

218 "The best answer for the GOP is to advocate immigration reform and let in
more legal immigrants, and include some proto-Amnesty with that."

More legal immigrants? We don't just have an illegal immigrant problem, thanks to the liberalism we have a legal immigrant problem too. Who the fuck wants more cities like Dearborn?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 04:02 PM (Fz2C7)

219 Shame the GOP doesn't have any ass kickers on point, this whole effort could die in a firestorm of Mendezes pedophilia and illegal sex criminal staff. Maybe Rand or Gowdy could start taking shots at Lindsey - along the lines of "while the process to remove a sitting Senator is necessarily tedious, there is no excuse for voluntary association with a pedophile who travels abroad to exploit Hispanic girls"

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 04:02 PM (EYbqR)

220 Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (dZQh7)

Some animals are more equal than others, special categories and all that!

Posted by: K Marx (Groucho's Illegal Brother) at January 26, 2013 04:02 PM (Cnqmv)

221 20 fuckin' years of internet and you fucking idiots just can't ignore a troll.

Why even bother engaging people when they willingly allow themselves and the whole fuckign thread to be sidetracked by a troll?

Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2013 04:02 PM (h6XiD)

222 211 Quit trying to provoke me, BC. I'm feeling very vulnerable right now.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (JDIKC)



But do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty? So pretty and witty and briiiiiight?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 04:03 PM (GEICT)

223 You know illegal immigration from Mexico has
stopped. Their economy is booming, they are not coming here anymore. In
fact the numbers of illegals has declined. But do not let facts get in
the way of your bigotry.


Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (YPImW)


Might have something to do with working with a budget.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 26, 2013 04:03 PM (mETGQ)

224 I thought she was Honduran? I hear the Honduran women suck a mean dick. Hector? How bout it? Does she?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (GEICT)


He wouldn't know. Ask all his friends.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 04:03 PM (GULKT)

225 "Go to Boston and get back to me on that. As Europe implodes, watch more Euro illegals come. You will embrace them with open arms."

Translation: Since actual evidence doesn't support my position, let me completely make up somethig and act indignant about it.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 04:03 PM (vBSub)

226 Napa, keep in mind a long time ago people hate the Irish and Italians, too. Sort of a national hazing to be picked on for a couple decades.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:03 PM (dZQh7)

227 Before I go, thanks to your bigotry, the Marxist Democrats will have complete control for the next few decades. Your racism has destroyed Conservatism and now America will suffer under Commie control.

I am glad the bigotry of Republicans is open for all to see. The Marxists were right about you. You are a bunch of Nazis.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:03 PM (YPImW)

228 Shame the GOP doesn't have any ass kickers on point

Well there's Steve King, but he's in the House.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:04 PM (ZKzrr)

229 Gotta get better at typing on my iPhone...

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 04:04 PM (vBSub)

230 I am having trouble with what I dislike more: negro's with their pants down, or fucking Spanish language gibberish.

Posted by: nip at January 26, 2013 04:05 PM (11Tdq)

231 206@ 195 sven10077
You know illegal immigration from Mexico has stopped. Their economy is booming, they are not coming here anymore. In fact the numbers of illegals has declined. But do not let facts get in the way of your bigotry.Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (YPImW)GREAT Napa! that meansI can drive across the border and stay and work forever? Uhhh...NO! read Mexico's imigration policy you fuck weasel.

Posted by: Guido at January 26, 2013 04:05 PM (XLuH2)

232 Don't you wonder why we don't have five million illegals from Northwest Europe?

It's a helluva walk.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 04:05 PM (QupBk)

233 Mexico's economy is booming? Wonderful! Then we should round up all the illegals and send them back so they, too can participate in Los Miracales Economiá de Chimichanga.

You first, Hector. If you love him, you'll go with him.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 26, 2013 04:05 PM (JDIKC)

234 @ 218 lowandslow

I would legalize Mexicans and kick Muslims out. Mexicans are Christian, but they are a mixed race people so you hate them since they are not Aryan.

Have a nice day bigot and enjoy your political irrelevance.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (YPImW)

235 I hope teej is OK. Hilton Magic!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (ZKzrr)

236 I'm a Nazi, she's a Nazi, wouldn't you like to be a Nazi too?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (Fz2C7)

237 "The Marxists were right about you. You are a bunch of Nazis."

Ignoring Godwin's Law for a second, I'm honestly curious if you can provide an even vaguely accurate definition of Naziism. Try it.

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (vBSub)

238 206 Napa,

great since they are probably right around the corner from gay marriage then go there....

You fucking shithead cocksucking asshole this is not about "race" this is about the fact it is being done only to wreck our culture and no other reason....

open it all the way and declare the US says the wheol fucking planet are honorary citizens or you know enforce the fucking law cocksucker stop trying to play "hidden algebra" and tipping the political balance....

you want to know what happens when you fairy assed fucking leftists decide you're pissed the fuck off at the native populations and you want to elect a new fucking populace when you get punished?

Sharia types stick their dick in your nation's kids asses and declare war on your seniors you fuckhead.

They ain't coming for a job and to join us they are coming to fuck us.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (LRFds)

239 I'm going to start looking for a lovely senorita (who can cook and clean). Maybe buy a burro. Frajitas for everyone!

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (EKcuo)

240 Whatever.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (QupBk)

241 "More legal immigrants? We don't just have an illegal immigrant problem, thanks to the liberalism we have a legal immigrant problem too. Who the fuck wants more cities like Dearborn?"

Fair enough on Dearborn, but the bay area is full of immigrants and is a pretty nice area. (Note the bay area is not SF!)

The Sikhs in the central valley of CA do just fine.

Also, maybe we should look at Jindal and Haley as role models. Immigrants come and end up being our leaders.

And there are tons of immigrants from UK, France, Russia, South Africa, East Asia etc.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:07 PM (dZQh7)

242 "I would legalize Mexicans and kick Muslims out."

Wait, we're arguing bigotry with you?

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 04:07 PM (vBSub)

243 Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:06 PM (YPImW)



Watch out for those dirty Asian stores.

Posted by: Marion Barry at January 26, 2013 04:07 PM (mETGQ)

244 @ 238 sven10077
Mexicans are Catholic not Muslims. But do not let your bigotry get in the way of facts.

Bye and enjoy your political irrelevance!

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:07 PM (YPImW)

245 Wait, we're arguing bigotry with you?

Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 04:08 PM (QupBk)

246 Exactly. It took my family ages to get here LEGALLY and then become citizens and all of us are very much opposed to "crimmigration." (Great term!)


Thank you. I have been using it for years. Nobody has ever picked it up. By its a perfect word for people who are criminal migrants.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 04:08 PM (qlMM8)

247 Not even Hitler wanted to deport Muslims.

Maybe that's what you mean by calling us Nazis...

Posted by: AD at January 26, 2013 04:08 PM (vBSub)

248 "I would legalize Mexicans and kick Muslims out. Mexicans are Christian,
but they are a mixed race people so you hate them since they are not
Aryan."

I've seen the light. I'm ready to embrace my "Christian" brothers from the south as long we throw out the fucking towel heads. Thanks for saving me from my own bigotry.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 04:09 PM (Fz2C7)

249 JUAN MARCOS RUBIO MCAMNESTY!

ARRIBA ARRIBA YEEHA!

MAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER

DEL TACO!

FUCK IT WE ARE BEING OVER RUN ANYWAY!

MIGHT AS WELL GET SOME OF THEIR VOTES!

HABLAN USTEDES ENGRISH?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:09 PM (+OTLF)

250 Another troll sucking cocks by choice? *Shocka*

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 04:09 PM (rFJW4)

251 242 AD,

Precisely...


he's a fucking airhead.

This is not about "oh noez Mexicalis" this is about a nation that is already a wreck importing more and more wrecks....

period.

The left destroyed our schools and have made higher ed a goddamned joke, they willfully freeze out Europeans and Austrailians and Canadians and bring in Somalis and other "refugees" and fast track them to join up.

All of this is a giant FUCK YOU to America from Teddy Kennedy because he didn't get the nomination after he took the car swimming.

The only proper response is ball bats

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 04:10 PM (LRFds)

252 244 Hector,

a country boy WILL survive Hector....

I would say enjoy the ass fucking but you probably really do.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 04:11 PM (LRFds)

253 I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark on why illegal immigration has slowed or stopped into Mexico- and frankly I don't know if it has- but if so its most likely because the Mexicans don't fuck around on their border. Their jails are abominable. They shoot people. Their justice system is crooked. And oh year- the narcos run the whole fucking country and have absolutely no qualms about cutting off an innocent bystanders dick and ramming it into his mouth while he is flayed alive.
I won't even go to that failed state for a 2 day tourist excursion. Fuck Mexico. I completely understand why people want to flock here, I get it. But I say if we are going to let people in, we kick out every illegal criminal, we fingerprint and DNA sample every swinging dick who applies for guest residency, and they pay taxes. None of this bullshit of working under the table and sending money back to Mejico and then banging the ER for a broken finger. No- you come here, you wanna be a citizen, you learn our language and assimilate and live under the watchful eye of Big Brother till you prove your loyalty and fidelity to our country. So say we all.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:11 PM (0SmH0)

254 I like Hector .
It's been weeks since anyone has called us nazis .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 04:11 PM (USjX1)

255 By the way, up in Canada, the conservatives appealed to immigrants on the issues and won them over. Immigrants are not natural Republicans but they are not natural Democrats either. You explain to me why a Chinese doctor votes for the Democrats? or a Korean shop owner?

Well, most likely its because they think Republicans don't like them. Hmmmm, I wonder where they would get that idea...maybe reading the comments section here would be enough.

Honey Boo Boo's family - Now, those are some Americans and natural Republicans!

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:12 PM (dZQh7)

256 I've seen the light. I'm ready to embrace my "Christian" brothers from
the south as long we throw out the fucking towel heads. Thanks for
saving me from my own bigotry.



Sometimes its hard knowing who to hate. Even Al Sharpton fucks up sometimes.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 04:12 PM (QKKT0)

257

I'm calling everybody a bigot wonder if Touré will notice?

Posted by: Napa's Brain at January 26, 2013 04:12 PM (mETGQ)

258 Yeah Marco Rubio really distinguished himself in that hearing with Rodham. Oh well, it least he liberated us from that shitstain Cheeto Crist. Other than that, fuck him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 04:12 PM (rFJW4)

259 Napa, cabbage or whine?

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 04:12 PM (3tFLC)

260 I am looking for a country where Brown can stick around, and Yellow can keep it mellow and where the Red Man can get ahead man; and where White will embrace what is right.

Posted by: Joseph Lowery at January 26, 2013 04:13 PM (jucos)

261 Bye and enjoy your political irrelevance!
Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:07 PM (YPImW)


----------------------------------------------------


I'll tell you this once, Hector, and once only. The repub party doesn't need no fucking mexicans to become irrelevent.

Posted by: RNC at January 26, 2013 04:13 PM (EKcuo)

262 Also everyone here carping on Hispanics should take a look at that Faces of the Fallen website...sure are a lot of Gomez and Hernandez there. No, you are not being Nazi but you could moderate your all or nothing tone about immigrants. (yeah, I know this is not all of you, just a few hot heads who probably are nowhere near as bad as they are coming off here.)

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:14 PM (dZQh7)

263 Hate to break the news to you hope clinging conservatives and you MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY ASSED BACK STABBING CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD ELITIST COCKSUCKING MOTHER FUCKING DEMOCRAT LITE RINOS WHO FUCKED THE PARTY!.

ITS OVER!

WE ARE FUCKED!

WELCOME TO THE BANANA REPUBLIC DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE OBAMA!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:14 PM (+OTLF)

264 Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:01 PM (YPImW)

I'm gonna trust the word of a troll. Got any proof of that, shit for brains?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2013 04:14 PM (ccXZP)

265 @ 253 Secret Squirrel's
I actually can agree to that and think your proposal is fair. Here's mine, anyone caught hiring an illegal goes to jail for 10 years. Problem solved!

Now I am out.

Posted by: Napa at January 26, 2013 04:14 PM (YPImW)

266 Maybe we could get Allen West to attack this from a black angle - along the lines of "we have between 14 and 20 million unemployed black Americans, and the priority seems to be bringing in millions to compete with them for the entry level jobs they need ..."

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 04:14 PM (3tFLC)

267 Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:14 PM (dZQh7)


Thanks for the civics lesson, but what is it that makes the difference between anti-immigrant and anti-illegal immigrant so hard to understand?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 04:15 PM (QKKT0)

268 255 Sexypig,

Hey SP I was the one saying we need to make the case in spanish, but you have Juan McCain wanting to just throw a fucking light switch and pray....

you have to force the democrats to stop letting Karl fucking Marx set the goddamned fucking course studies and treating history like it is "showtime with Malcolm X" instead of you know "history"?

I've lived in El Paso, worked with mexican-americans and they are fine folk, but the democrats are weaponizing race and then pretending the whites are not allowed and will not do the same....

I hate the idea to my core but if a bunch of white cocksucking reds think they are gonna turn the country poorer and browner for no other reason than to fuck the GOP there is a big fucking problem....

I can't walk over and fuck up Mexico but it is my duty to let the mexicans do the reverse?

Fuck that

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 04:15 PM (LRFds)

269 No, you are not being Nazi but you could moderate your all or nothing tone about immigrants.

I see you've fallen into the thing where you can't distinguish "illegal aliens" from "immigrants."

Immigrants are great. But we only have a few hundred thousand of those every year. The rest are illegal aliens.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:16 PM (ZKzrr)

270
I thought she was Honduran?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Posted by: slick w. at January 26, 2013 04:16 PM (m0v2L)

271 Well , since mexicans immigrants are all about the democratic pluralism , they must be in solidarity with black americans . Right ?

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 04:16 PM (USjX1)

272 LOOK THERE IS ONLY ONE PROPER SOLUTION!

IF WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE PEOPLE< WE DESERVE THE LAND TOO!

FUKCING FOR FUCK SAKE INVADE MEXICO AND MAKE IT THE 51st STATE!


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:17 PM (+OTLF)

273 Bailiff, seize his cap lock key.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 04:18 PM (QKKT0)

274 269 Ms radish,

Correct legal immigration is the engine of our greatness.

This illegal "naturalization" is bullshit....I want more legal immigration based on nothing more than criminal record and skills and desire....

just saying "hey let's add tens of millions of brain washed democrat voters!"

sorry no joy.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 04:18 PM (LRFds)

275 Thanks for the civics lesson, but what is it that makes the difference between anti-immigrant and anti-illegal immigrant so hard to understand?
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 04:15 PM (QKKT0)


------------------------------------------------


Give sexypig a break. It's all she can do to type out complete sentences.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:18 PM (EKcuo)

276
255 By the way, up in Canada, the conservatives appealed to immigrants on the issues and won them over. Immigrants are not natural Republicans but they are not natural Democrats either. You explain to me why a Chinese doctor votes for the Democrats? or a Korean shop owner? Well, most likely its because they think Republicans don't like them. Hmmmm, I wonder where they would get that idea...maybe reading the comments section here would be enough. Honey Boo Boo's family - Now, those are some Americans and natural Republicans!
Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:12 PM (dZQh7)


Fuck you. Why is it that you think immigrants are too stupid to differentiate between being legal immigrants and illegal immigrants. Its Democrat shits that work tirelessly to claim that opposition to criminal immigration is the equivalent of racism. You sound like one working to help push that claim.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 04:19 PM (GULKT)

277
There was an article yesterday about how there is also an anti-amnesty "gang" in the Senate now, and Ted Cruz is part of it. Cruz may become the anti-Rubio.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at January 26, 2013 04:19 PM (reJvr)

278 Napa, the people here are not racists. If Mexicans voted Republican, I'd support bringing them all over.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 26, 2013 04:19 PM (71iUa)

279 Hey, I know, they'll all respect me and listen to my viewpoint if I JUST WRITE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 04:19 PM (GEICT)

280 YAWN! YOU DONT LIKE MY SOUTH OF THE BORDER ILLEGAL CAPS?

WHAT YOU GONNA DO DEPORT EM?



Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:20 PM (+OTLF)

281 I want more legal immigration based on nothing more than criminal record and skills and desire....

Like Canada has. Well, minus the "families of jihadis get in and on the dole" thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:20 PM (ZKzrr)

282 I was going to bail out to Belize when the shit hits the fan. I am now seriously considering Costa Rica or Columbia. Columbians are some freedom loving people and they like the American people too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 04:20 PM (jucos)

283
Menendez wants to give special rigths to underage DR hookers.

Posted by: jb at January 26, 2013 04:21 PM (Ld9tt)

284
Immigrants are great. But we only have a few hundred thousand of those every year. The rest are illegal aliens.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:16 PM (ZKzrr)
Actually we have over a million legal immigrants every year.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at January 26, 2013 04:21 PM (reJvr)

285 but seriously...lets just fucking invade mexico. If we have to provide healthcare for all their illegal emigrants, then we shodul be able to tax their citizens to cover the costs of obamacare for them.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:21 PM (+OTLF)

286
Well , since mexicans immigrants are all about the democratic pluralism ,
they must be in solidarity with black americans . Right ?

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 04:16 PM (USjX1)
hahahahahahah


Posted by: Prison Gangs & M.E.Ch.A. at January 26, 2013 04:22 PM (mETGQ)

287 Can call it New Texico

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:22 PM (+OTLF)

288
Dammit all this bickering with the troll and his talking points really highlights a pertinent fact:
We the Conservatives have been branded as ANTI IMMIGRANT when we are ANTI ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. Give us your peeps who want to comehere in a legal process and we'll put em to work. Wanna be a citizen or a guest worker? Follow the rules to become one!
I feel like Walter in "The Big Lebowski" who screams at bowling practice, "AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FOLLOWS THE FUCKING RULES???!"
Once again, and give me as second whilst I whip this dead horse laying next to me, we need an fiercely conservative media outlet who can take these talking points to task every fucking day.
And Charles Schumer is a genital wart on Uncle Sam's shaft.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:22 PM (0SmH0)

289 OT...if you're not good enough to make varsity, claim a disability and they have to put you on the team.
http://is.gd/Akqr9k

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:23 PM (ZKzrr)

290 I was going to bail out to Belize when the shit hits the fan. I am now seriously considering Costa Rica or Columbia. Columbians are some freedom loving people and they like the American people too.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 04:20 PM (jucos)


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Columbia has got freedom loving people but they've still got a shit-ton of problems with the drug cartels.

Bali is nice.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:23 PM (EKcuo)

291
289 OT...if you're not good enough to make varsity, claim a disability and they have to put you on the team.http://is.gd/Akqr9k
Posted by: HeatherRadish¢â ¢¾ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:23 PM (ZKzrr)


Personally I can't wait to see the first wide receiver in a wheelchair.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 04:24 PM (GULKT)

292 Awesome, you guys have driven off the Hispanic conservative dude you claim you will always vote Democrat. Great job!

Now you better start working on pissing off Jindal and Haley by saying Asians all vote Democrat. maybe we can flip them over to D for 2016.

I hope none of you guys are salesmen in real life.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:24 PM (dZQh7)

293 Marco Rubio is the gift that keeps on giving...just like herpes.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 26, 2013 04:24 PM (oyQVv)

294 after we can invade the rest of the contries in central america up to and including panama.

Get our fucking canal back. and have a much smaller border to worry about.

And with the massive influx of uneducated low cost labor and land, we can finally compete with the chinese again.

There are some definate upsides to this.

We can even invade Canada and kick those french guys out.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:25 PM (+OTLF)

295 "We the Conservatives have been branded as ANTI IMMIGRANT when we are ANTI ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. Give us your peeps who want to comehere in a legal process and we'll put em to work. Wanna be a citizen or a guest worker? Follow the rules to become one!"

THIS.

But the problem is there are people who oppose any immigration in our party. Good luck.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:25 PM (dZQh7)

296 Can call it New Texico
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:22 PM (+OTLF)


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*singing* "You can trust your car to the man who wears the star........"

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:25 PM (EKcuo)

297 This is fun and all but I gotta' go cut some firewood .
Sometimes this white privilege ain't all it's cracked up to be .
Later

Posted by: awkward davies at January 26, 2013 04:25 PM (USjX1)

298 Approximately 140,000 immigrant visas are available each fiscal year for
aliens (and their spouses and children) who seek to immigrate based on
their job skills.

http://www.uscis.gov/

It's OK. Math is hard for little girls.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:26 PM (ZKzrr)

299 "And with the massive influx of uneducated low cost labor and land, we can finally compete with the chinese again."

Chinese wages have been going up. Our wages, white guys included, have been stagnant. Thus we are already doing this. Germany (white guys) did this too for around a decade recently. Got there labor costs back to somewhere reasonable.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:26 PM (dZQh7)

300
Sexypig-
Who, in our party, opposes any immigration? Apparently I am missing something.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:26 PM (0SmH0)

301
"Bali is nice."


Except for the exploding nightclubs....


Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 26, 2013 04:27 PM (m0v2L)

302 292
Awesome, you guys have driven off the Hispanic conservative dude you claim you will always vote Democrat. Great job!



Now you better start working on pissing off Jindal and Haley by
saying Asians all vote Democrat. maybe we can flip them over to D for
2016.



I hope none of you guys are salesmen in real life.

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:24 PM (dZQh7)

Fuck Jindal.The voodo practitioner chicken sacrifice ceremony fuck is a no win ticket.Nobody is going to seriously vote for a guy who has that much disparity between voice and appearance. COmedy routing sure...president fuck no.On top of that...he is just a skinny version of that fat fuck christie.Both of them were running like bitches to get in front of the camera and criticize conservatism and how it needs to GET IN LINE with the Times that are a changing...fuck them both.Dip kindal in powdered sugar and toss him in front of christie so that when christie chokes on him we can be free of both of those turncout self serving fucks.
CCCCCAAAAPPPPPPSSSSS!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:28 PM (+OTLF)

303
"Now you better start working on pissing off Jindal and Haley by saying Asians all vote Democrat. maybe we can flip them over to D for 2016."--Asians voted for Obama at a slightly higher rate than Hispanics did. So, I guess it is fair to say that a majority of Asians vote Democrat.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 26, 2013 04:28 PM (oyQVv)

304
300 Sexypig-Who, in our party, opposes any immigration? Apparently I am missing something.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:26 PM (0SmH0)


No one of importance. But he's just like John McCain in his belief that opposition to illegal aliens makes you a racist.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 04:28 PM (GULKT)

305 But the problem is there are people who oppose any immigration in our party. Good luck.





Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 04:25 PM (dZQh7)

That would be the notorious Mr. Strawman.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 04:29 PM (QKKT0)

306 Sexypig? Is that you Meggie. C'mon. You can tells us. Shake back and forth for us. Ah, yeeeaaaaah.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:29 PM (EKcuo)

307 Mexican law considers “legal entry a federal crime … penalized with imprisonment for up to two years, a fine from three hundred to five thousand Mexican Pesos, and deportation.” Repeat offenders receive even harsher sanctions of 10-year imprisonment and a fine of up to five thousand pesos and deportation.
Wait!! Is Napa gone? I wanted him to stick thsi up his ass brfore he went...damn. You guuuuys, you broke our toy!

Posted by: Guido at January 26, 2013 04:29 PM (XLuH2)

308 Yeah, that's the problem within the Republican Party, we are way to blunt about racial/cultural issues and we just don't bend over enough for liberalism.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 04:30 PM (Fz2C7)

309 308
Yeah, that's the problem within the Republican Party, we are way to
blunt about racial/cultural issues and we just don't bend over enough
for liberalism.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 04:30 PM (Fz2C7)

News Flash!
Whenever you bend over...you usually end up getting fucked!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:31 PM (+OTLF)

310 Awesome, you guys have driven off the Hispanic conservative dude

Troll's a "conservative dude" like I'm a 20-year-old Victoria's Secret model.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:31 PM (ZKzrr)

311 Except for the exploding nightclubs....
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 26, 2013 04:27 PM (m0v2L)


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Happened once. Just like here in OKC. I'm still living here though.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (EKcuo)

312 But the problem is there are people who oppose any immigration in our party.

Name one.

Posted by: toby928© presents at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (QupBk)

313 Troll's a "conservative dude" like I'm a 20-year-old Victoria's Secret model.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:31 PM (ZKzrr)



Go on...

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (QKKT0)

314 Last night at around 1:23 am Napa's mother took my cock so deep in her throat it came out of her vagina and pissed on her fucking shoes.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (++kZl)

315
309 - Jeremiah....
We had an acronym in the armyfor this very instance of when bending over finding something thrust in your anal regions:
BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (0SmH0)

316 310
Awesome, you guys have driven off the Hispanic conservative dude

Troll's a "conservative dude" like I'm a 20-year-old Victoria's Secret model.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:31 PM (ZKzrr)

What are you talking about amigo?
I am still here!

Posted by: Juan with the Grande Churizo for the ladies...also looking for work and free healthcare at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (+OTLF)

317 The bigger question is why in the fallout of an electoral drubbing and internal fights over the various fiscal fights in Congress the GOP would willing take on a divisive issue like immigration.

You obviously weren't paying attention to the 2007 CIR debate. Did wonders for party unity!!!

Posted by: Karl Rove, GOP Genius at January 26, 2013 04:33 PM (+kznc)

318 Sexypig's vagina is so busted out if you threw some Au Jus on it and took a picture you could put it on the drive thru menu at Arby's.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:35 PM (++kZl)

319 When is congress going to get around to legislating the color of M&M's. I have the strange feeling that the blue ones cause cancer.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 04:35 PM (jucos)

320 CAPS TIME!

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET A KENYAN IMMIGRANT BECOME PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Juan with the Grande Churizo for the ladies...also looking for work and free healthcare at January 26, 2013 04:35 PM (+OTLF)

321 If you wanted competent foreign guest workers, shouldn't we be importing them from Ireland, South Africa, and Zimbabwe?

They already speak English.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 26, 2013 04:36 PM (wYVte)

322 318
Sexypig's vagina is so busted out if you threw some Au Jus on it and
took a picture you could put it on the drive thru menu at Arby's.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:35 PM (++kZl)
Wow...i fucking hate you.I will never be able to get that image out of my mind and that means i can never go back to arby's.

Posted by: Juan with the Grande Churizo for the ladies...also looking for work and free healthcare at January 26, 2013 04:36 PM (+OTLF)

323 Last night at around 1:23 am Napa's mother took my cock so deep in her throat it came out of her vagina and pissed on her fucking shoes.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:32 PM (++kZl)


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I'll refer you back to the thread before this one. The women aren't buying our shit anymore. Gotta think of another lie.

Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:36 PM (EKcuo)

324 I think Heather Radish's figures are wrong, try around a million legal permanent resident visas issued a year. That's not counting the legal temporary visas. And most of these people add no value to our country either.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2013 04:38 PM (Fz2C7)

325
Well morons, I need to start working on my taxes. Good ol' Turbo Tax to the rescue. Hey, you think if I make a colossal fuck up on my taxes I'll get amulligan like SECTREAS?
Yeah me neither.
Later gators.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 04:39 PM (0SmH0)

326 SPARTACUS!

its kind of lame without Lucy Lawless.

They fucked their pooch.

Posted by: Juan with the Grande Churizo for the ladies...also looking for work and free healthcare at January 26, 2013 04:40 PM (+OTLF)

327 Immigration?

If the Irish want work, they can dig me another sub-way!

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 04:40 PM (qlMM8)

328
I'll refer you back to the thread before this one. The women aren't buying our shit anymore. Gotta think of another lie.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2013 04:36 PM (EKcuo)

What lie? Where every guy on the internet says their dick is huge? Dude they shoulda known about that one a long time ago. You never see any guy on the internet saying his dick is smaller than 7 inches.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:41 PM (++kZl)

329 Sock be gone like an illegal jumping out of a stopped van full of illegals just north of the border


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:41 PM (+OTLF)

330 Anything that they do, MUST include doing away with Anchor Babies - FOREVER!

Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 26, 2013 04:42 PM (PiTBB)

331
What lie? Where every guy on the internet says
their dick is huge? Dude they shoulda known about that one a long time
ago. You never see any guy on the internet saying his dick is smaller
than 7 inches.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:41 PM (++kZl)

According to larry Sinclair, Barack Obama's dick is significantly smaller than 7 inches.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:42 PM (+OTLF)

332 Illegal aliens. Call them what they are. Criminals.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at January 26, 2013 04:43 PM (VrVBw)

333 I think Heather Radish's figures are wrong

Heather got them off the Customs and Immigration website. They don't count "refugees", though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:43 PM (ZKzrr)

334 330
Anything that they do, MUST include doing away with Anchor Babies - FOREVER!

Posted by: Rob in Katy at January 26, 2013 04:42 PM (PiTBB)
well we could find a new use for planned parenthood.poof.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:43 PM (+OTLF)

335 What lie? Where every guy on the internet says their dick is huge? Dude they shoulda known about that one a long time ago. You never see any guy on the internet saying his dick is smaller than 7 inches.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:41 PM (++kZl)
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I'm hung like a baby!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2013 04:43 PM (jucos)

336 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ ♥ The Mayor at January 26, 2013 04:26 PM (ZKzrr)

Most legal immigrants are admitted through family chain migration, not based on job skills.

In 2009, the U.S. had 1,130,800 permanent immigrants.


Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at January 26, 2013 04:45 PM (reJvr)

337 "Just a reminder Hispanics who we are endlessly told are "natural Republicans and conservatives" have NEVER voted for Republicans as a bloc."

Who endlessly tells you that Hispanics are "natural Republicans and conservatives?"

Anyway, there are hardly any "natural Republicans and conservatives." This should be obvious enough by now.

"The challenge for the GOP now isn't that it isn't getting more or less the same share of the Hispanic vote, it's that Hispanics are increasing as a percentage of voters."

The challenge is birthright citizenship and coping with it in some way. Since you don't have the balls to cope with it in one way, you better get used to coping with it in the other way. Either that, or get comfortable with the notion of overt demographic/racial civil war or a continuation of the status quo: covert demographic/racial civil war, which we are constantly losing and will continue to lose since we are "natural pussies."

"I'm still unclear on how making more of something (in this case legal voters of Hispanic origin) will lead to Republican gains with that cohort."

Well, I don't have any science to back me up, so this is probably bullshit, but it seems to me that not constantly pissing in someone's face might be a good first step to getting them to like you. Also, trying to use words when communicating with them instead of constantly giving them the finger might also do wonders.


Look, I'm inherently opposed to anything involving Democrats, but a lot of the thinking going on here is "Democrat level."



Later.
(And sorry for the bad news.)
(But it is what it is, and being in denial about it won't make it better.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 26, 2013 04:46 PM (CHnHn)

338 Oh, but just so I'm clear:

Fuck "Bipartisanship."


Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 26, 2013 04:46 PM (CHnHn)

339 I'm hung like a baby!

Me too.

Posted by: kuato at January 26, 2013 04:47 PM (QupBk)

340 Last week I did get to laugh at someone I know who voted for Obama who bitched about their taxes going up.

It made it all worth it. It was beautiful.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 26, 2013 04:53 PM (++kZl)

341 339
I'm hung like a baby!



Me too.

Posted by: kuato at January 26, 2013 04:47 PM (QupBk)

Irrelevant. We all have huge cocks. The problem is its the democrat and republican machine and its bent us over and gone in balls deep.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 04:54 PM (+OTLF)

342 Getting tired of having to say this, but:

The GOP need to stop thinking like lawyers and accountants. They need to start to think like monkeywrenching agitprop revolutionaries.

A conservative Republican should quite seriously file a bill on the floor of Congress called the Permanently Ceding American Sovereignty To Mexico Act.

An Act calling for hauling down the Stars and Stripes and raising the Mexican flag throughout all of America. Revoking the US Constitution and replacing it with the Mexican one.

And then when the predictable furor erupts, pointing that that this is just an explicit, loud, up-front version of what has been going on quietly and implicitly in back rooms.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2013 04:54 PM (gqT4g)

343 342. Bravo.

Posted by: K. at January 26, 2013 04:56 PM (qaMHD)

344
I'm still unclear on how making more of something (in this case legal voters of Hispanic origin) will lead to Republican gains with that cohort.

They are going to become voters, one way or another. Kills me to admit it, but it's the truth.

Nothing matters if we don't limit the influx, the next wave of illegals. Nothing. Matters. If we don't secure the border, we'll be doing this again in 20 years, if that. The difference being, there won't really be a debate, as the GOP, having failed to secure the border, will be toothless.

And we can't secure the border while simultaneously trying to deport millions of people. Have to get that issue off the table before 2016.

FUN FACT: Krauthammer, the alleged RINO, advocated buliding a fence. That's more than most hardliners do anymore.

Posted by: CJ at January 26, 2013 04:58 PM (9G+G5)

345 "Anything that they do, MUST include doing away with Anchor Babies - FOREVER! "

Lucky for you, your ancestors were grandfathered in, eh?

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 05:00 PM (dZQh7)

346 "And then when the predictable furor erupts, pointing that that this is just an explicit, loud, up-front version of what has been going on quietly and implicitly in back rooms."

Yeah, which is why New York is Italian or Irish and Minnesota flies the Swedish flag.

You guys need to get a grip. People hated Fenians and Wops and now all of a sudden they are fine, upstanding citizens...

Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 05:02 PM (dZQh7)

347 FUN FACT: Krauthammer, the alleged RINO, advocated buliding a fence. That's more than most hardliners do anymore.
Posted by: CJ at January 26, 2013 04:58 PM (9G+G5)


My biggest issue with a fence is that they would likely build it, call it done and then pass a whole bunch of shit. All while providing no funds for upkeep or patrolling of it. A fence isn't much good if you're not checking that it is still functioning as a fence.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 05:03 PM (GULKT)

348 Did you come up with a name?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 26, 2013 05:03 PM (QupBk)

349 You guys need to get a grip. People hated Fenians and Wops and now all of a sudden they are fine, upstanding citizens...
Posted by: sexypig at January 26, 2013 05:02 PM (dZQh7)


And they also came here legally you sucker of liberal cock.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2013 05:04 PM (GULKT)

350
My biggest issue with a fence is that they would likely build it, call it done and then pass a whole bunch of shit. All while providing no funds for upkeep or patrolling of it. A fence isn't much good if you're not checking that it is still functioning as a fence.

No doubt. Because the Left and the Business Right don't want to secure the border. But we have no choice.

It won't work if Republicans don't stop apologizing for wanting nations to respect our border. We need to be firm on that, and I don't Rubio can do it. Our line should be:

"We are going to build a fence. You will respect our border. At regular intervals there will be doors, with signs reading 'Welcome.' You will enter during the light of day and state your name and your intention. If you want to be a citizen, move to the right. A migrant worker? Over there. Visitor? Right this way. That is how it will work from now on."

Posted by: CJ at January 26, 2013 05:09 PM (9G+G5)

351 High fence, wide gates.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 26, 2013 05:12 PM (QupBk)

352 Build a fence?

Are you all stupid?

You havent watched them on those news documentaries climbing over those fences or cutting through them?

FUCK BUILDING A FENCE!

You republicans are a bunch of pussies when it comes to making the tough calls.

Build a fence my ass.

DIG A FUCKING 500 YARD WIDE MOAT!
AND FILL IT WITH MAN EATING CROCS AND PIRAHNAS!
THEN PLACE SENTRY GUNS EVERY 50 FEET LIKE THE ONES THEY HAD IN ALIENS!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 05:15 PM (+OTLF)

353 321If you wanted competent foreign guest workers, shouldn't we be importing them from Ireland, South Africa, and Zimbabwe?

They already speak English.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 26, 2013 04:36 PM (wYVte)Ehem.

Posted by: Philippines. Second-largest English speaking nation on Earth. at January 26, 2013 05:19 PM (m0v2L)

354 also make sure to plant saw grass on the south side so that you can get the bleeding started before they hit the water.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 05:19 PM (+OTLF)

355 "DIG A FUCKING 500 YARD WIDE MOAT!
AND FILL IT WITH MAN EATING CROCS AND PIRAHNAS!
THEN PLACE SENTRY GUNS EVERY 50 FEET LIKE THE ONES THEY HAD IN ALIENS!"--You forgot flame throwers. Aliens had flame throwers. Put up automated flame throwers.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 26, 2013 05:20 PM (oyQVv)

356 353
321If you wanted competent foreign guest workers, shouldn't we be importing them from Ireland, South Africa, and Zimbabwe?

They already speak English.
Posted by: Kristophr at January 26, 2013 04:36 PM (wYVte)Ehem.

Posted by: Philippines. Second-largest English speaking nation on Earth. at January 26, 2013 05:19 PM (m0v2L)
No thanks.We already got a kenyan who claimed to be irish that speaks english and turned out to be the most incompetant anti american mother fucker this country has ever seen. Pretty sure we want to steer clear of that for a while going forward.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 05:21 PM (+OTLF)

357 355
"DIG A FUCKING 500 YARD WIDE MOAT!
AND FILL IT WITH MAN EATING CROCS AND PIRAHNAS!
THEN
PLACE SENTRY GUNS EVERY 50 FEET LIKE THE ONES THEY HAD IN ALIENS!"--You
forgot flame throwers. Aliens had flame throwers. Put up automated
flame throwers.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at January 26, 2013 05:20 PM (oyQVv)
I dont think crocs like their meat cooked, but i could be wrong...no harm in trying it out.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 05:22 PM (+OTLF)

358 Anybody who tells you that the 'flow of illegal immigration has reversed' is FOS. I live here near the border. I do not see waves of illegals headed south. They are still coming north, and in greater numbers since amnesty began to be whispered about.


Just a couple miles south of me some of Average Joe's buddies crashed their drug laden vehicle into a ditch. They say a woman checking her mail, and decided they wanted her car.


They forgot they were in Arizona. After she stuck her carry piece in their faces, they decided that somewhere else would be a great place to be.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 26, 2013 05:25 PM (ial2b)

359 Posted by: Philippines. Second-largest English speaking nation on Earth. at January 26, 2013 05:19 PM (m0v2L)

Most LEGAL Philippine immigrants I know vote GOP. Just sayin. The illegal ones vote Dem and hope for amnesty.

Posted by: votermom at January 26, 2013 05:29 PM (4IsMj)

360 DO THE CROCS HAVE FUCKING LASERS ON THEIR HEADS?!?

Posted by: toby928© GOES ALL CAPS at January 26, 2013 05:29 PM (QupBk)

361 SHH! THAT WAS TOP SECRET CONFIDENTIAL! NOW THEY KNOW!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 05:31 PM (+OTLF)

362 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 26, 2013 03:12 PM (RZ8pf)

The people wanting in LEGALLY seem to me to be rather pro-America, you know, abiding by our laws even before they're here; and they're the ones we say "no" to with all the red tape. But the anti-Amerians ones, Mexicans who break the law as their first act on our soil, are welcomed with open arms.

I am not sure of the stats, but it makes me wonder if the ones who want in LEGALLY are more prone to vote Republican? Perhaps that's why all the red tape?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 26, 2013 05:32 PM (KL49F)

363 Since when did amnesty become reform? That's like saying the best way to rehabilitate jailbait hookers is with your cock.

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2013 05:34 PM (WM+rJ)

364 You forgot the "in the ass" part

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 05:35 PM (+OTLF)

365 I missed MUMR.....

the issue is the war the left is making openly on the US Constitution and traditions...

legal immigration allows the controlled integration of migrants into the whole and prevents wild disequlibrium...


Mexico uses controls, Canada, every nation on Earth with a working govt but ours....

there needs to be payback to the cocksuckers who are throwing our nation under the bus.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 05:38 PM (LRFds)

366 The GOP is not just stupid, it is your enemy. Get used to it.

Posted by: MlR at January 26, 2013 05:46 PM (Axing)

367 so, it's the gang bang where everyone gets screwed!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 26, 2013 05:58 PM (7xPCu)

368
Another useful reminder not to fall for the latest Big Government trojan horse (Rubio) of the moment, however.

Irrelevant foreign policy stupidities and harmful amnesty: Sure he can worked up about that!

Sustainable domestic policies: Wait, what????

Posted by: MlR at January 26, 2013 06:03 PM (Axing)

369 Yeah. And please note ol' Marco Rubio is right there with them.

He's a one note pol and anyone who thinks he's a conservative doesn't know what one is.

Frankly I think he's just a Scott Brown.

I know I got dissed and dismissed here for saying that and pointing out his lack of qualifications and his leftward tilt.

Let's face the facts folks; having faith that there are sufficient conservative Republicans to roll back any of the Democrat/Liberal agenda is like believing in "moderate" Muslims.

You're going to be disappointed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 26, 2013 06:30 PM (3E2th)

370 We sell each widget at a loss, but we make up for it through volume. -- John McAmnesty, CEO

Posted by: The Stupid (and Increasingly Dishonest Party) Party, Inc. at January 26, 2013 06:56 PM (eHIJJ)

371 369
Yeah. And please note ol' Marco Rubio is right there with them.

He's a one note pol and anyone who thinks he's a conservative doesn't know what one is.

Frankly I think he's just a Scott Brown.

I know I got dissed and dismissed here for saying that and pointing out his lack of qualifications and his leftward tilt.

Let's
face the facts folks; having faith that there are sufficient
conservative Republicans to roll back any of the Democrat/Liberal agenda
is like believing in "moderate" Muslims.

You're going to be disappointed.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 26, 2013 06:30 PM (3E2th)

These are just Rinos. And these circular firing squad no balls republicans get what they deserver. You all had a conservative. And you let her get torn apart and actively participated in it too. Just sayin....you all are not only bitches, but you finger yourself in exceitement before the gang bang cause you think one of those mother fuckers who is lined up to screw you over is going to be your prince charming and call you in the morning.
News flash, that donkey punch you keep getting, it aint a love tap.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 26, 2013 07:08 PM (+OTLF)

372 #68- no shit. One of my Iraqis got told "four or five months" for her final visa processing by the embassy in Jordan. That was over two fucking years ago. I had two different Congresscritters stick their noses in, and the State Department told them to fuck off too.

My advice to my Iraqis, most of whom had military experience anyway and could handle desert warfare, was to get into Mexico and walk in if they had to. Beat getting hunted down and killed by al-Sadr's thugs. I lost a couple that way after we rotated out.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at January 26, 2013 09:37 PM (jUeGo)

373 Boner will save you.

I actually have less respect for Republicans than Democrats.

Sad really.

Posted by: nip at January 26, 2013 09:53 PM (11Tdq)

374 Senate Gangs of ______ never end well, whatever the subject.

Posted by: Unfortunate Political Reality at January 26, 2013 10:01 PM (bS6uW)

375 I find it difficult to believe that whatever comes out of the Senate that contains even the slightest hint of amnesty (and no mention of border security) will pass thru the House. I find it difficult to believe that Republicans believe this will win them hispanic votes. Perhaps they believe it is worth risking a backlash in 2014 from the base.

Then again, there is a reason why the GOP is called the "stupid party".

It really won't matter though in the end. I predict in a few years there will be a complete collapse of the American economy to such an extent that it will make the Great Depression seem like a booming paradise. When that happens, I guarantee that you will see a mass exodus of millions back to Mexico.


Posted by: skilaki at January 27, 2013 01:49 AM (CFOVo)

376 Yes let's find a new way to lose. Piss off 1/2 the base so 50M Republicans sit at home and add 30M new Democrats.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2013 06:55 AM (53z96)

377 Rubio, Flake, and others are right. The people here already aren't going anywhere. Pass a bill to give them a path to citizenship and move on to bigger problems.

Will they immediately become R's? No, but evidence shows that they become more diverse politically by the second generation just like previous immigrant groups.

Posted by: Iowa Guy at January 27, 2013 09:32 AM (1dBaJ)

378 We should not care whether these young teenage girls from Latin American countries are Democrats or Republicans. It should be enough that they are young, teenage, and girls. As a gesture of bi-partisan support, I commit to hiring 6-7 of these young, teenage, girls onto my staff.

These efforts, to allow young teenage girls, from Latin American countries into the US, will have the added benefit of reducing the number of tax payer funded trips that I presently make to Latin American countries.
Robert Menendez
(D- N.J.)

Posted by: R. Aurum Tar at January 27, 2013 11:34 AM (S/akZ)






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