Saturday Morning Open Thread

Up all night with the kid early morning edition.

Enjoy while I caffeinate heavily.

Posted by: Andy at 06:49 AM



Comments

1 First? WTH? The dreaded quarterly safety meeting today. Awesome,not.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:51 AM (X+nFp)

2 The super duper Preezy Gestapo didn't come for me last night so that's good.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:53 AM (X+nFp)

3 VIC! I need some news.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:54 AM (X+nFp)

4 Wonder how many posts?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:54 AM (X+nFp)

5 Yet.

Posted by: Super duper Preezy Gestapo at January 26, 2013 06:54 AM (/1U3u)

6 5?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:55 AM (X+nFp)

7 Hooray #5! I'm not alone. Wth are you looking at?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:56 AM (X+nFp)

8 Welcome to the DEAD THREAD.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:58 AM (X+nFp)

9 It's not dead. It's just resting.

Posted by: Andy at January 26, 2013 06:59 AM (OZPoa)

10
The MSM once again proved their love for Cankles Clinton by lining up to suck her cock over the Benghazi massacre coverup.

Posted by: Dr Fish at January 26, 2013 06:59 AM (ndqJC)

11 WDDIM?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 07:01 AM (X+nFp)

12 the news is the same half dozens stories over and over...

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 26, 2013 07:03 AM (AVfT8)

13 So what's the over/under on when can officially start calling Barky a lameduck?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 07:07 AM (X+nFp)

14
Deader than Margaret Cho's cooter.

Posted by: Dr Fish at January 26, 2013 07:11 AM (ndqJC)

15 Sorry, lameduck is now considered racist

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2013 07:12 AM (dLOky)

16 15 Figures. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 07:12 AM (X+nFp)

17 VIC! I need some news.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 06:54 AM (X+nFp)

LOL Andy snuck in early and I slept late. Bad combo there but here is what I have so far.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:13 AM (53z96)

18 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, January 26, 2013. On this day in 1564 the Council of Trent issued its conclusions in the Tridentinum, establishing a distinction between Roman Catholicism and Protestantism. A separate codicil solved the vexing problem of longbow vs crossbow.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:13 AM (53z96)

19 Pentagon chair warriors say budget cuts will hurt their empire.

http://is.gd/P5fXpl

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:14 AM (53z96)

20 Hahahahaha, who would have thunk it. SSDI is going bankrupt.

http://is.gd/ZAhtGJ

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:14 AM (53z96)

21 Think regulations are just “regulations” ? Think again, bureaucrats can send you to jail just as if you had been convicted of a felony. Jury? we don’t need no stinkin jury.

http://is.gd/y4avyx

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:15 AM (53z96)

22 Safety meeting! Later morons, play nice.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 26, 2013 07:15 AM (X+nFp)

23 Pederast Menendez had sex with children. Don’t look to our government or the MFM to find out anything on that. He is a Democrat

http://is.gd/rlvHOY

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:16 AM (53z96)

24 Our corrupt AG who ran guns to drug lords in Mexico begins his push against guns belonging to Americans. The irony, it is a conflagration.

http://is.gd/fCpeyG

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:16 AM (53z96)

25 Damn, world is coming to an end.


Court rules NRLB appointments are illegal!


http://is.gd/i6ri64

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:17 AM (53z96)

26 http://youtu.be/zdtU2on-moo

Three Kingdoms Ep 1 4/4

Lu Bu engages in a little shock and awe, Cao Cao heads back towards his clan's home county of Pei......

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 07:19 AM (LRFds)

27 On Fox now (06:30) Ainsley Earhardt shooting guns in TX. Interviews owner who is giving classes to teachers and bus drivers free.


SC babes are good for more than just one thing.

Sorry no link ,,,,,,, wait..........


http://upsoops.com/tumb/v/ainsley_earhardt_upskirt.jpg

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:22 AM (53z96)

28 25 Vic,

Yeah well courts for thee er uh not for me....

//Obama

NLRB vows to ignore court ruling

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 07:22 AM (LRFds)

29 Tina Turner say piss on the FSA and renounces US taxenship. What is the bet that she voted for Obaba – twice?

http://is.gd/CAyToX

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:22 AM (53z96)

30 We're so getting ready to give all of the 2014 conservative candidates the napalm shower. Imma hope Sarah Palin gets back in the game, just for old time's break.

Because why govern Constitutionally when you can demonize the opposition, instead?

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at January 26, 2013 07:23 AM (7QU6R)

31 Ex-CIA official given 2 years in jail for disclosing name of officers. Says his pee-pee is sore from this whacking. In the 50s (or now if Republican) he would have been quietly shot.

http://is.gd/1m8ruV

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:23 AM (53z96)

32 RINO Chambliss to retire.

http://is.gd/hqM8p9

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:23 AM (53z96)

33 And yet another EPA slap down. Judge says EPA can not make rulings based on insanity and dog shit.

http://is.gd/jaHKCx

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:24 AM (53z96)

34 29 Vic,

She only voted for the "good half."

The problem is the rich will always escape so the govt by default is really getting ready to fuck the middle when they say "rich."

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 07:24 AM (LRFds)

35 Think crony corruption is just a harmless vice that drives up process? Think again.

http://is.gd/9H1phR

Moar coming

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:25 AM (53z96)

36 Corruption in teh 'Stan! Say it isn't so.

http://is.gd/BObeyd

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:28 AM (53z96)

37 Budget cuts O'fkstick likes.

http://is.gd/PotFPG


Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:29 AM (53z96)

38 Detroit's ex-mayor back in jail for parole violation. Still owes the city $855,000 while now being prosecuted by the Feds.
http://tinyurl.com/atjanjt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 07:30 AM (shmgt)

39 Muzzie in Britannia tries to use standard muzzie defense for raping a 13 year old.


http://is.gd/f0lI9J

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:33 AM (53z96)

40 Hugo Chavez is improving after treatment in Cuba says his Vice President. Yuri Andropov not available for comment.

http://tinyurl.com/bkyweja

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 07:33 AM (shmgt)

41 Budget cuts O'fkstick likes.


The American War Machine must be punished!!!!

Posted by: O'Fkstick at January 26, 2013 07:34 AM (S+tUo)

42 Why do lobbyists make so much money and have rhe biggest office in DC?

2200% return sound good.


Corruption, it pays well.

http://is.gd/jbEnqK


Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:36 AM (53z96)

43 Ooops typo


22,000%

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:36 AM (53z96)

44 When the going gets tough, they call for the sons of bitches.

I don't know what this logistics stuff is; but, I want some of it.

We will win this by killing them.

Posted by: Ernie King Commander in Chief US Fleet (CINCUS) at January 26, 2013 07:37 AM (p4U6S)

45 One ticket sold in New Jersey won last night's Mega Million lottery. That ticket is worth $89 million if you take the annuity.

Tonight the Powerball jackpot is estimated at $130 million if you take the annuity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 07:37 AM (shmgt)

46
Muzzie in Britannia tries to use standard muzzie defense for raping a 13 year old.


http://is.gd/f0lI9J

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:33 AM (53z96)

I think they ought to give the perp about 15 min of "quality time" with that little girl's daddy.

If she has one.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 26, 2013 07:38 AM (yh0zB)

47 Fienscrunt say piss on 2nd amendment and the Constitution

http://is.gd/yarGh4



Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:38 AM (53z96)

48 Palin will not renew Fox contract. 2016?

http://is.gd/JBGGBr


I know, moar longbows

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:39 AM (53z96)

49 Wifey had the news on when I heard Tina Tuner is renouncing her US citizenship for the Swiss. Speculation is that its over TFG's new tax on the wealthy.

Not a big Tuner fan but I'm even less of a JEF fan.

Posted by: sTevo at January 26, 2013 07:40 AM (VMcEw)

50 Corruption in teh 'Stan! Say it isn't so.

http://is.gd/BObeyd



Posted by: Vic
---

Police cars, in goatfuckistan, now this is funny. Police camel maybe.

Posted by: sTevo at January 26, 2013 07:43 AM (VMcEw)

51 WaPo says Senate Repubs are selling us out on amnesty. This is one time I hope they are lying.

http://is.gd/pUJpzD

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:43 AM (53z96)

52 Some music for the morning.
Eria - http://youtu.be/JgM5oCE3HYk

White Witch - http://youtu.be/5Y0eF8As2QI

Orinoco Flow - http://youtu.be/LTrk4X9ACtw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 07:47 AM (shmgt)

53 NLRB: We don't need no stinkin courts. we are Obamanirtes! Laws are for little dig turds on our shoes.

The Board respectfully disagrees with today’s decision and
believes that the President’s position in the matter will ultimately be
upheld. It should be noted that this order applies to only one specific
case, Noel Canning, and that similar questions have been raised in more
than a dozen cases pending in other courts of appeals.


In the meantime, the Board has important work to do. The parties who
come to us seek and expect careful consideration and resolution of their
cases, and for that reason, we will continue to perform our statutory
duties and issue decisions.



http://is.gd/cSswyJ

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:48 AM (53z96)

54 Andy made babies?

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 26, 2013 07:50 AM (MDdPT)

55 Recession beckons for France as business continues to crater.
http://tinyurl.com/axlmsfb

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 07:52 AM (shmgt)

56 Peggy Noobitvh gives lesson to "conservatives".


Has the irony passed conflagration stage?

http://is.gd/I8nFvX


Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:53 AM (53z96)

57 .....
In the meantime, the Board has important work to do. The partiesunions who
come to us seek and expect careful consideration and resolution of their
cases
payback, and for that reason, we will continue to perform our statutory
duties and issue decisions.

FIFY
http://is.gd/cSswyJ

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 07:54 AM (4a7nR)

58 http://bit.ly/UsgkYk

Working on my mojo

Posted by: sTevo at January 26, 2013 07:55 AM (VMcEw)

59 Algeria admits it made mistakes in the killing of all those hostages. Hey international community can you help us fight the terrorists?
http://tinyurl.com/bjsc2y2

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 07:56 AM (shmgt)

60 Morning Rons. Up early here in the people's state of wa. Can't sleep- why is it on weekdays I struggle to get up between 5 and 6 and on my days off I can't sleep in?

Vic- Peggy lost any credibility with me when she supported Obama in 2008. Wsj should dump her ass.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 07:57 AM (0SmH0)

61 Where does Obama find these ugly lawyers to appoint to high posts?

http://is.gd/NYuwRL

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:57 AM (53z96)

62 Kindle Daily Deals

http://is.gd/X6V9hE


Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:58 AM (53z96)

63 So it was interesting to read on drudge yesterday that her thighness Hillary is wearing spectacles that help w double vision. Any ideas about that one? Could the fainting spells and memory issues be the symptoms of a brain tumor ala Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 07:59 AM (0SmH0)

64 Daily Kitteh

http://is.gd/nIhr29

And that's it

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 08:00 AM (53z96)

65 56 Vic,

May Piggy Noony can show us where the moderate Ogabe that she used to know is?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:02 AM (LRFds)

66 JEF finds neanderthal woman to have neanderthal baby.

http://is.gd/NYuwRL

Posted by: sTevo at January 26, 2013 08:03 AM (VMcEw)

67 RCMP briefly unsealed an affidavit in the ongoing criminal case against SNC-Lavalin. It seems they gave $160 million in kickbacks to Libya. And apparently officers of the company tried to smuggle Saadi Gaddafi and family to Mexico as Libya unraveled in 2011.

http://tinyurl.com/bc36xud

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 08:03 AM (shmgt)

68 >http://upsoops.com/tumb/v/ainsley_earhardt_upskirt.jpg


Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:22 AM (53z96)


looks more like Carrot Top

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 26, 2013 08:03 AM (8sCoq)

69 63 Secret Squirrels,

Nah she's a drunk, she might be going blind from diabetes, it's hard telling. Thank God democrats get to keep their medical records secret unlike GOP candidates and the rest of the nation....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:04 AM (LRFds)

70 66 Stevo,

Didn't she play Cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:05 AM (LRFds)

71 Greek transport unions mad about the austerity pay cuts.
http://tinyurl.com/b6lvw7v

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 08:06 AM (shmgt)

72 Kitteh pic been up 5 min


Rage up yet?

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 08:07 AM (53z96)

73 69- i m curious whether this medical condition will keep her from running in four years.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:08 AM (0SmH0)

74 71 Ms Puma,

Greeks are always mad about work.

If it shaves just one wife....

oops typo I guess...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:08 AM (LRFds)

75 73 Secret Squirrels,

She's a democrat the press will have her run if inclined or run worf...there are no "rules" hell Donks run dead people....

the idea this has been a nation of laws since Watergate is a funny one.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:09 AM (LRFds)

76 Fox showing snippets of Obama and Hillary 60 minutes interview. Nauseating

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:10 AM (0SmH0)

77 Folks, gotta run, enjoy the day

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 08:11 AM (53z96)

78 Hilarious shit all these "intelligenter than YOU" "conservative commentators" suddenly grasp that Ogabe is a raging marxist at heart....why it is almost like we "unwashed masses" saw through his and their bullshit from the start.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:12 AM (LRFds)

79 Cousin Oliver, heh.

Posted by: sTevo at January 26, 2013 08:12 AM (VMcEw)

80 Apparently Gov. Moonbeam has been reduced to channeling Slo Joe Bidet when giving a speech.

http://tinyurl.com/b9hwnno

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 08:12 AM (shmgt)

81 DAY 81

1,379 to go (1,454 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, miscreants, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2013 08:13 AM (XkWWK)

82 Wifey had the news on when I heard Tina Tuner is renouncing her US
citizenship for the Swiss. Speculation is that its over TFG's new tax on
the wealthy.


And no one in the MFM is going to call her out for her racism, are they?

I'm off to work, today and tomorrow. I've worked 75% of the weekends so far in 2013. This is the fourth time on this project I've been expected to give up weekends for a month to make the deadline.

And I can't take comp time (which would be my preference, since the governments can't confiscate half my comp time)...I have to take "overtime pay", which I think works out to "straight time pay" which is a depressingly small amount on a per-hour basis. Certainly not enough to cover the costs of getting someone doing my grocery shopping and laundry and other shit I can't do when I'm at work (my housemate is worse than worthless, tracks mud and grass all over the house instead of taking his shoes off, then pretends he can't see it), even before the governments confiscate half of it and give it away to Obama's bundlers.

Of course all the managers are married men. Clean shirts and clean toilets and hot meals just magically appear, whether you work 40 hours or 75.

If my garage wasn't so full of my housemate's stupid shit that I can't get my car in there--every fucking morning, I have to waste 15 minutes scraping frost of my car when I'm paying for a fucking garage--I'd go sit out there with the motor running.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at January 26, 2013 08:13 AM (hO8IJ)

83 Later Vic

Sven- like Ace said we need a full spectrum conservative media outlet to pound the masses without message.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:14 AM (0SmH0)

84 Heather- who is this slavedriver you work for? Sounds like the complaints of some of my friends who work for the VA.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:16 AM (0SmH0)

85 HeatherRadish, it sounds to me like you are not using that thing you have to control your man with. Start using it baby.

Posted by: sTevo at January 26, 2013 08:18 AM (VMcEw)

86 82 Ms Radish,

I'm in the market for someone to occupy Sven Street or house rather...

I rent cheap...comes with pool pass...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:18 AM (LRFds)

87 Has anyone seen an eagle drag a goat off of a cliff ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FFlFy8eM

Golden eagles seem to like their goat tenderized.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 08:18 AM (4a7nR)

88 85 Stevo,

Ms radish is too moral to use such devastating weapons lightly.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:18 AM (LRFds)

89 83 Secret Squirrels,

Yup or we need to start spiking traitorous bastards like volley balls.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:19 AM (LRFds)

90 51 WaPo says Senate Repubs are selling us out on amnesty. This is one time I hope they are lying.

http://is.gd/pUJpzD

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:43 AM (53z96)


The Huffington Dreckpost is reporting that this is SCOAMF's next big campaign starting this week.

The GOP will cave like a wet taco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2013 08:20 AM (XkWWK)

91 Exposing the people - lobbyists and congressional staffers - responsible for authoring language used in the original anti-gun bills sent up to the Hill should be priority #1. Congressional staff have been given a pass up until now, why? They aren't elected (selected!) officials yet wield considerable power and are as responsible for each and every onerous law and regulation foisted on us - as our elected representatives are (or should be.)

Who the heck wrote the firearms legislation for DiFi in '94 and '13? I'd like to know the names of the people responsible for drafting the current crop of ex-constitutional anti-gun horseflop. These invisible people are riding roughshod over all of us - with no risk whatsoever - to their own professional reputations.


http://tinyurl.com/a78xlhc

Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2013 08:20 AM (h6XiD)

92 Foxnews dug up a Maddow look alike Sally kohn- just as ugly , smug and snarky.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:21 AM (0SmH0)

93 So I see that the NLRB just basically told the Court to F*ck Off on their ruling?

I think the Libs see this as some kind of competition, where the one with the most points win.
Conservatives tend to think more along the line of the Constitution is the instructions for running the government.And every action, law and rule must be in conformance with the Constitution, or it is basically illegal, null, void, without power, etc.

AndmostLibs that I talk to, that hold strong opinions on topics like gun control, free speech, abortion, and so on, couldn't tell you if the Constitution was written before, or after Hawaii became a state.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:21 AM (WHl4d)

94 91- great point 13times.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:22 AM (0SmH0)

95 90 JJ Sefton,

the key then becomes keeping Texas Red....or Art V and dissolution.

Hell use the Mexicans to try to get the Art V by using disinformation....

break it up they do not serve the citizenry they serve themselves.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:23 AM (LRFds)

96 I see my "Space" bar shit the bed again.
Never buy a Samsung brand laptop.
Keyboard sucks goats balls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:23 AM (WHl4d)

97 93 VIA,

Yup, they don't get it they break the Constitution they release me from deference and loyalty to the state.

Break their backs.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:24 AM (LRFds)

98 93-u mean that old piece of paper written on hemp (cause the founders used to blaze, man) that was written by old dead white slave holders? Nah totally irrelevant- it needs to evolve

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:24 AM (0SmH0)

99 Cheerleaders?

Posted by: Dingbat at January 26, 2013 08:25 AM (MheRS)

100 98 Secret Squirrels,

If we're going to evolve then I get to add rules and subtract them too....it's a fun game.

You want to trust me with anti-corruption powers?

I have some pretty detailed fantasies about what to do with corrupt regulatory workers.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:28 AM (LRFds)

101 Good morning, all. I am sipping tea and trying to ward off whatever crud has invaded my body.

Regarding the 60 Minutes interview, that will be a gagfest. Steve Kroft has the IQ of turnip and wouldn't be able to formulate a decent question even if he weren't already an Obama sycophant. I saw him giving a lecture at Colubia School of Journalism on C-SPAn about 10-12 years ago. He answered questions without notes, revealing himself to be really stupid.

The interview will be completely scripted.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 08:29 AM (GoIUi)

102 sven

That is why I was delighted to see in another article yesterday where the Court focused on the word "The" while defining when Recess began and ended.
Apparently there is a huge inferred difference between "Recess" and "The Recess", and the Court pinged on the original intent of the Founders.

I take it as a good sign.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:29 AM (WHl4d)

103 feinstein.senate.gov

en.wikipedia.org wiki Congressional_staff#Personal_staff

Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2013 08:29 AM (h6XiD)

104 101 Miss Marple,

Hillary! and Ogabe will both tear up a little and say that they are heartbroken by what happened and "we must never let it happen again." No third degree by the media on throwing the 1st Amendment under the bus, it will be ignored, "Partisan attacks on a systemic failure are not what is called for...." will be uttered and we are all expected to appreciate their "great performance" like they are actors.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:33 AM (LRFds)

105 102
The libs live and die by semantics so its good to see these judges use the original intent in their decision.
Quicker we start playing by the same rules as the libs, the quicker we will start to see results.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:33 AM (0SmH0)

106 #104 Absolutely right, sven. The only item of interest will be the new narrative they are trying to shove down our throats.

Also if more flies hang around TFG.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 08:34 AM (GoIUi)

107 I see my "Space" bar shit the bed again.

Have you tried cleaning underneath the space bar?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 08:34 AM (V3kRK)

108 pouring rain here.....pouring......ugh....it's been doing it on an off for the last three days....the puppy loves it....he dances in it...he tries to catch it in his mouth...he digs in it rolls around in the holes he makes and is a big muddy mess.....as is the entire kitchen floor....he is as happy as can be

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 08:35 AM (GVxQo)

109 82 HeatherRadish
(my housemate is worse than worthless, tracks mud and grass all over the house instead of taking his shoes off, then pretends he can't see it)


It's a proven scientific fact that men can't see dirt as well as women can.

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 08:35 AM (sdi6R)

110 Is it just me or is there something really creepy by the amount of flies that seem to be attracted to Obama?

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:36 AM (0SmH0)

111 Hi, Andy

I am sorry that you were up all night with your child and hope he/she is not sick or if he/she is I pray they recover quickly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 08:36 AM (+qMCO)

112 102 VIA,

Obama is too stupid to see that he is going to force every Justice to decide overtly whether there is a Constitution or night. If there is a civil War over the issue the traitors to the document will be killed. I am not calling for it, do not want it, but will happily take part if it comes to pass.

You do not get to destroy the document without paying a price, and the ONLY thing they will have as a moral basis for their governance will be gone without an Article V.

Peggy Noonan and Davey Brooks can act like this is a game of video basketball and the left just has Mad Skillz, I and a lot of other people take it a little more seriously I guess.

If we are to enter a post Constitutional epoch I am under no more compunction to follow the law than the "urban youths" Barry and friends spend so much time worrying about.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:36 AM (LRFds)

113 secret squirrels

it's creepy...my gram used to say of intelligent people...."no flies on him" so...there you go....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 08:38 AM (GVxQo)

114 Morning, y'all.

Secret S's B und S, I owe you an Amazon review.

Read the book to my kids and they enjoyed it, esp. the 10 year old girl who is into legendary creatures right now.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 26, 2013 08:38 AM (SUKHu)

115 have some pretty detailed fantasies about what to do with corrupt regulatory workers.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:28 AM (LRFds)

Good mornin rons, might I reccomend Mr. Bonestripper.

http://tinyurl.com/9wtup2c

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 08:38 AM (l86i3)

116 You do not get to destroy the document without paying a price, and the ONLY thing they will have as a moral basis for their governance will be gone without an Article V.

Along these lines, it is critical to frame this idea correctly.

Anyone undermining rule of law--regardless of what office he holds--is in rebellion against the United States. Same goes for anyone daring to lift a finger to defend the rebels' lawlessness.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 08:39 AM (V3kRK)

117 "Have you tried cleaning underneath the space bar?"

Once one opens a laptop up, the magic Jinn's escape, and it never works again.

Better to cast spell, and hope for the best.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:40 AM (WHl4d)

118 whether there is a Constitution or NOT....


to elaborate if there is no Constitution or if the document is SO malleable that barack can simply do whatever he wants, then the GOP will run very different people....

I will start speaking openly about what I want to do to EPA operatives who collude with special interest groups, I will call for loyalty tests for NEA leadership, I will start discussing thingsto do with people who utilize illegal aliens labor on a wide scale, I will discuss what to do with the border and it will not be "nice things" because if Barack Obama gets to be one person campaigning and then govern as he will why we can all play that game at that point.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:40 AM (LRFds)

119 In fairness to Tina, her hubby is Swiss and she's been living in Switzerland for several years. Plus no Zombie Ike.

Posted by: Enby at January 26, 2013 08:40 AM (ptlfZ)

120 Mama AJ- awesome! Love hearing that! Next book coming out finds Sir Rob in the bayous of Louisiana tracking a large gator

113 Phoenixgirl- good point...

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:40 AM (0SmH0)

121 I figure of the Super Secret Gestapo really gets going I'm a goner. Not only are my footprints all over the internet ("I don't think he's the messiah; I think he's a crook" etc, etc) but I had anti Obama, anti Obama policy pro Romney policy signs hanging up outside my house from October through the election. Talk about not keeping a low profile.

And yes, I pray for he and his family every day-that they would be safe, but that Obama might make wise and just decisions and any harm he intends the US would be stopped. I'm not too confident that we will do that, however, and it's possible that Obama has been sent by God as a judgement on the US. Certainly in the Hebrew Scriptures bad rulers were sent as a warning to the Hebrew people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 08:42 AM (+qMCO)

122 Enby
I believe that Tina has a partner, not a husband.
Not a huge thing, but a difference.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:42 AM (WHl4d)

123 Oh, yeh, that mention was well received, since we live in Louisiana!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 26, 2013 08:44 AM (SUKHu)

124 Once one opens a laptop up, the magic Jinn's escape, and it never works again.

Do you have a defunct laptop to practice on and gain confidence?

Use a butter knife to pry the bottom edge of the key. It will pop upward and swivel like a hinged box lid as it is held in place with clips. Once you get a look under the key, the mechanics are pretty obvious. The keycaps are scissors mechanisms and the actual switches are sealed and have a rubbery cap on it. The problem is usually crumbs or a hair interfering with the mechanical scissor movement.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 08:44 AM (V3kRK)

125 Morning Horde. This weekend should be....interesting. The Mrs headed off to Orlando for the weekend, leaving me with...The Children.


My God have mercy on our souls.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:45 AM (GEICT)

126 121 FenlonSpoke,

Yup....I want no harm to barack Obama or his family until and unless widespread rebellion breaks out. No need to martyr his ass it would be counter productive as Biden would use it to inflict defacto One Party rule and Marxism. There would be a race war and no one is served.

No I hope he figures it out, what he is doing is forcing the Justices and Judges to look at his games and say "whoa if you do this there are no rules."

Some are great with that and feel swell....Sotomayer and Kagan for example....some may or may not be okay with it like Justice Kennedy....

Left and right both have bad actors and darker angels of their nature...

if the left gets to enact their dark fantasies about "if I only had a few more powers" then the right gets to play the same game....

and I am dying to ask Billy Ayers a few questions in a dark room.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:46 AM (LRFds)

127 121- problem is when you have a significant portion of the population that either mocks God and religion or down right denies the existence of God, then the lesson is lost. I've resigned myself that whatever is coming down the pike will happen whether I beat my drum and scream at the world or not. All I can do is try to keep my family safe, uphold my oath to the Constitution and trust in God. Short of winning powerball and scoring millions, I can't do much more.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:47 AM (0SmH0)

128 122
I stand keerected, Apprentice. Thanks.

Posted by: Enby at January 26, 2013 08:47 AM (ptlfZ)

129 My God have mercy on our souls.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:45 AM (GEICT)


No, this is the special time they will remember with Daddy. Break out the Jarts, BB guns, mentos and 2 liter bottles, chain saws all of those things. Have fun, they'll be gone before you know it. Oh yeah, at least one night, have desert for dinner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 08:48 AM (l86i3)

130 115 OSP,

Heh...."you see this knife? I'm gonna teach you about the invisible hand with this f***ing knife?"

Sven the Butcher

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:48 AM (LRFds)

131 87 Has anyone seen an eagle drag a goat off of a cliff ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FFlFy8eM

Golden eagles seem to like their goat tenderized.
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 08:18 AM (4a7nR)


Holy shit. I guess that's in the Andes, judging from the narrator?

Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2013 08:49 AM (sdi6R)

132 Did someone say scissors movement? Anyway, speaking of female prisons, I was just thinking, as I wait for the next poker tournament to open up, the 1000th this week, prison wouldn't be too bad if they let you have Internet access. People leave you alone and you could play poker all day. And speaking of, they should let you gamble online in prison.

Posted by: Whatev at January 26, 2013 08:49 AM (lreFA)

133 BCochran, a movie just for you in your predicament.
http://youtu.be/Sj_WCLmAx7o

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 08:50 AM (shmgt)

134 bcochran

what oldsailor said.....you will have so much fun!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 08:50 AM (GVxQo)

135 Has anyone seen an eagle drag a goat off of a cliff ?

No, but I've seen one jump to escape sexual assault from a Muzztard.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 08:51 AM (l86i3)

136 Haha- jarts! My grandparents had those. Lots of fun! Sharpen those dodging skills at an early age!

Mama AJ- I lived in Louisiana as a kid. Looking for a good, simple recipe that I can include in the book, like in the first. Would like a gumbo, but need something somewhat easy for kids and parents.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:52 AM (0SmH0)

137 Bcochran
Order NOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2013 08:52 AM (dLOky)

138 And another thing, they should let you have 1/2 of 1/5th of Whiskey a day in prison, and a 2 litre of coke. Then it would be perfect.

Posted by: Whatev at January 26, 2013 08:53 AM (lreFA)

139 AP....ahhhh, Elisabeh Shue. Excellent choice.


Thanks everybody. Oh I love them and they love me, but having two little girls is....well, I don't even know. Different.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:53 AM (GEICT)

140 Off subject here but Mrs Squirrel and I started watching Homeland. Yeah, it's like the Manchurian candidate in some ways, but its a good series.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:54 AM (0SmH0)

141 140 Secret Squirrel,

Yeah but I get the feeling the twist will be she's the traitor...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 08:55 AM (LRFds)

142 Nap Time! LOL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 08:55 AM (l86i3)

143 Squirrel

The lesson is lost whenever you have any human people put in the place of God, and as much as some more rational liberals deny it there is a sizable group that really does think of Obama as a messiah like figure. One has only t go to the "Obamamessiah" website to see it. Therefore, they think anyone who doesn't accept his entire rule is a heretic who must be dealt with. My liberal friends-a number of whom are Christians-aren't at that point-but boy, there are some violent sounding militant Atheists who don't realize the religious sounding language they use in respect to Obama. Even some Christians sound like he's a prophet and would be putting flowers at the feet of his statues when they go up. Very troubling indeed.

But yes, what will happen will happen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 08:55 AM (+qMCO)

144 FTL

I have an old laptop, of a different brand, that I frequently had to disassemble to clean the heat sink.

As this one is shiny new, and I had not eaten too many Utz Hard Pretzels while using it, I was hoping that the spilled coffee would have flushed out any really tiny pretzel crumbs.
I'm guessing that those hopes are for naught, and I may have to risk the release of the jinns and all the tiny people, such as yourself that live in my magic lap box.

In other words, once the degree of irritation becomes greater than the degree of trepidation, I will find a you-tube video of how to get it, put on my big boy pants, and go for it.
Until then, bitching about it helps....sort of.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:56 AM (WHl4d)

145
VIA,

http://www.instructables.com/id/Clean-Your-Sticky-Laptop-Keyboard/

The fourth step addresses removing the keycaps.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 08:56 AM (V3kRK)

146 Did someone say Elisabeth Shue!?!?!?

The raw material of many an adolescent fap session.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 08:56 AM (NSGfn)

147 137 Bcochran
Order NOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2013 08:52 AM (dLOky)



HAHAHA!!!! Nap Time! I've seen that before. Hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:56 AM (GEICT)

148 Secret Squirrel for an easy recipe. Beignets. Here is the recipe from Southern Living. Just add a glass of chocolate milk and all set.

http://tinyurl.com/ada48p5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 08:57 AM (shmgt)

149 Go figure, you mention a hot chick and all of the sudden.......BANNION.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:57 AM (GEICT)

150 Sven
My working theory is that Brody is a triple agent- the mujis think he theirs, Claire Danes thinks he is a traitor, but he is innocent and will play the terrorist games up to a point where he can double cross the terrorists and kill them somehow, thereby effecting his revenge. But I'm only on season 1 episode 6

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 08:58 AM (0SmH0)

151 And yes, I do realize that there are fine atheists who are conservative who aren't on board with Obama as messiah either. Except for here, I don't run into them on politics board, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 08:58 AM (+qMCO)

152 FTL
Thanks, that just got book marked as a favorite.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 08:59 AM (WHl4d)

153 Here ya go Bannion.


http://tinyurl.com/a6d3v57


NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:59 AM (GEICT)

154 Sometimes I ponder the many things about Obama that seem to come from a bad "end of days" novel:

He has that scar on his head which no one asks about or explains.
The flies.
The fact that he requires the White House to be super hot.
His continually twisting of Scripture.
The fact that he seems to have the press under some sort of spell, whether fascination or fear. (That talk about them giggling and acting like schoolboys was particularly alarming.)
The death-knell he puts on every business he visits, every team he roots for.
His deliberate attack on the Church.

For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.

Ephesians 6:12

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 08:59 AM (GoIUi)

155 Go figure, you mention a hot chick and all of the sudden.......BANNION.

Or as I call it....The Fap Signal

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 08:59 AM (NSGfn)

156 Well there is always Night of the Comet
http://youtu.be/y9O-0B6OC0E

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:00 AM (shmgt)

157 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:59 AM (GEICT)

I forgot about her. She's purdy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:01 AM (l86i3)

158 Anna- excellent idea! And who doesn't love those. I think I ate a bakers dozen as a sort of hangover cure last time I was in Nawlins. Tasty...

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:01 AM (0SmH0)

159 I think Hillary! had a stroke that affected her vision.

Posted by: thunderb at January 26, 2013 09:01 AM (Dnbau)

160 I have an old laptop, of a different brand, that I frequently had to disassemble to clean the heat sink.

Understood, but that's mostly plastic escutcheons and screws fastening metal to metal. Dealing with things like that tends not to make you shit your pants when, while wondering if you are applying too much force, the keycap suddenly pops upward loudly and violently.

When I have a key acting up, it's usually either a dustbunny or a hair.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 09:01 AM (V3kRK)

161 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 08:59 AM (GEICT)

There is God.

Just dont do that to me after February 13. I need to give it up for Lent.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:02 AM (NSGfn)

162 When I have a key acting up, it's usually either a dustbunny or a hair.
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 09:01 AM (V3kRK)


Spilled booze and semen will sticky one up pretty good. So I've heard.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:03 AM (l86i3)

163 bcochran

have them do new stuff that they've never done before or let them do stuff that your wife never lets them do but is in the realm of safe fun....another thing is have them make a welcome home sign and get baloons from the store and flowers, planning mommy's homecoming will take up a whole afternoon bake a cake but let them decorate it....as bad as it will look...they will have so much fun

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 09:03 AM (GVxQo)

164 I think it ironic that Hillary!! is having problems with her vision, when immediately prior she claimed she could not "see" terrorism

Posted by: thunderb at January 26, 2013 09:03 AM (Dnbau)

165 154 MM- thought provoking post. It is all very creepy when you add all this up.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:03 AM (0SmH0)

166
'Scary'guns defend us, sometimes without having to fire them.
http://tinyurl.com/b6u6xg6

Posted by: Liberty Lover at January 26, 2013 09:04 AM (uexA8)

167 Yes, that stuff is troubling. Miss Marple; I agree.
I think Obama has no god but himself and no doctrine but his own agenda, but he could certainly being used by some power. I still need to pray for him as leader the scripture commands. I have to admit that I am not so spiritually advanced to not sometimes do it through clenched teeth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 09:04 AM (+qMCO)

168 another thing is have them make a welcome home sign and get baloons from the store and flowers, planning mommy's homecoming will take up a whole afternoon bake a cake but let them decorate it....as bad as it will look...they will have so much fun
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 09:03 AM (GVxQo)


Excellent Idea, the wife will also love it, just make sure the kitchen is clean when she gets home.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:04 AM (l86i3)

169 So. Anonymous hacked a DoJ website and pretty much declared war.

http://tinyurl.com/aj88bh2


*munches popcorn and roots for injuries*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:04 AM (GEICT)

170 thunderb

brilliant

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 09:04 AM (GVxQo)

171 Spilled booze and semen will sticky one up pretty good. So I've heard.

Sippy cup. Helps with both. Keeps your booze from spilling and makes you feel ridiculous enough to kill the urge to spank.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 09:05 AM (V3kRK)

172 Sippy cup. Helps with both. Keeps your booze from spilling and makes you feel ridiculous enough to kill the urge to spank.
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 09:05 AM (V3kRK)

Hey, I'll keep that in...Tell my friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:06 AM (l86i3)

173 Are you Mr. Mom today, BC?

I feel your pain. The littlest Bannion is now the sickest Bannion.

:::: mutter mutter ::::

the little germ factory....I mean the little darling

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:06 AM (NSGfn)

174 Just dont do that to me after February 13. I need to give it up for Lent.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:02 AM (NSGfn)




You do realize what a very large mistake that was. Right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:06 AM (GEICT)

175 the little germ factory....I mean the little darling
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:06 AM (NSGfn)


The littlest Sailor is down too. Throwin up all day yesterday with a fever, now a belly ache.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:07 AM (l86i3)

176 #165 Sometimes I wonder if in our too-secular world we miss signs of importance.

Woven through history are names and events that have echoes in our own time. Yet most people don't see them, or dismiss them as coincidences.

Well, prayer is the best prescription I can provide. I know this eventually ends well, but not without a lot of pain beforehand.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 09:08 AM (GoIUi)

177 *has an idea* Lets have Michelle met with the littlest Bannion and OSP kidlets. They might sweep the White House.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:08 AM (shmgt)

178 There was a time that I came here just for the political insight.

Then once I realized that I could get pro-tips on self abuse and Cheerleaders, I knew I had found a home.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 09:08 AM (WHl4d)

179 173 Are you Mr. Mom today, BC?

I feel your pain. The littlest Bannion is now the sickest Bannion.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:06 AM (NSGfn)




Yup. The wife is a coach for a local high school cheerleading team. I get this call yesterday morning "sooooooo, they have this competition down in orlando and it's the only one I can go to and I really really want to go and can I pleeeaaease I love you???"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:09 AM (GEICT)

180 You do realize what a very large mistake that was. Right?

I won't crack on that one.

Guaranteed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:09 AM (NSGfn)

181 143- Fenelon
Good point. My lib friends love this guy- the adoration is almost at Clinton levels, which continues to confound my brain and offend my sensibilities, as he is a king douche bag. The problem with an uninformed electorate that has lost its moral base through denial of religion is that it breeds arrogance. As you mentioned, Obama has been put on a pedestal and idolized. He can do no wrong. As a result, he is the golden calf, as it were. I'm starting to ramble here but you get my point.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:09 AM (0SmH0)

182 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:08 AM (shmgt)

Good idea but I think that would be classified as biological warfare and earn us all a free all expenses paid trip to one of those brand new FEMA camps.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:09 AM (l86i3)

183 BCochran, you should film the whole day of fun. Edit it. Open up a YouTube account. And rack in the $ as everyone goes 'aawww' at the antics.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:10 AM (shmgt)

184 #179 How old are the girls? phoenixgirl's suggestions were spot on.


Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 09:11 AM (GoIUi)

185 Then once I realized that I could get pro-tips on self abuse and Cheerleaders, I knew I had found a home.

Ahem. We prefer the term self-love. No barrel, but hop in the trough for a ride.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:11 AM (NSGfn)

186 They should remake Adventures in Babysitting.

Mom at dinner texts Chris. "How are things going?"

Thor is hanging from the rope. Chris texts. "We are having a blast!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:12 AM (shmgt)

187 or as my husband said of one of our boys, "stop knocking his hobbies"

Posted by: thunderb at January 26, 2013 09:13 AM (Dnbau)

188 'Scary'guns defend us, sometimes without having to fire them.
http://tinyurl.com/b6u6xg6


Posted by: Liberty Lover at January 26, 2013 09:04

Back in the 80s when things were different...
I lived in a rural area and the county sheriffs were twenty to thirty minutes away.
Bad guys knew this and there had been several home invasions.
One night my neighbor, a single woman, was getting her door kicked in by a gang so I took my Russian SKS, bayonet deployed, and confronted them.
They surrendered immediately. When the sheriffs finally arrived and arrested them one of them said "Nothing warms your heart like a bunch of bad guys held at the point of a bayonet."

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 26, 2013 09:14 AM (MhA4j)

189
What is that bright orb in the sky?
Time to take the wife and the AK's and go target shooting today. 250 rounds apiece. Before the grabbers show up.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at January 26, 2013 09:14 AM (VrVBw)

190 Lawl AP. Currently things are going well. They got up, played in their rooms with Barbie till they were ready for breakfast. Breakfast with a little treat they'd never had before, a little vanilla extract in the milk. Tastes like melted vanilla ice cream. I had to pry the cup out of the 2 year old's hand.

Still playing with some Backyardigans on in the background. Soon it'll be time to get dressed and take the elder to dance class.

Then home, lunch, nap and after nap I promised the younger she could pick a movie for us to watch. (We have a tradition of pizza and movie night on Friday nights. The elder was freaking EVER SO SLIGHTLY that mom was gone for the weekend, so she got to pick the movie even though it wasn't her turn.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:14 AM (GEICT)

191 *watches garbage truck go zipping by* Used to be on Saturday they would pass by the house about noon. Now its about 8am. *sigh* Not chasing them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:15 AM (shmgt)

192 The ideas about making prison tolerable made me remember talking to a friend's son, a corrections officer in PA. He had a theory that if you took all the prisoners in max (we're talking 23 hour a day lockdown) and said Look, every day that there is no infraction on your part, you'll get a joint, it would really cut down on their bullshit. He said these people, usually very dangerous anyway, have the nothing to lose idea in their head. They also have nothing to gain idea. Keep them in their cage, let them have a joint and go to sleep .

Posted by: Bill at January 26, 2013 09:15 AM (xFYVW)

193 Sean
"Ahem. We prefer the term self-love. No barrel, but hop in the trough for a ride."

How does that square with "Beat it like it owes me money"

*Grabs recess helmet, safety glasses and flotation device, drops sippy cup, grabs sippy cup, and hops in the trough*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 09:15 AM (WHl4d)

194 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:09 AM (GEICT)


They also have these cool little birdhouses you can build at home depot. Teach em some tool skills then They can paint them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:15 AM (l86i3)

195 Miss Marple, my girls will be 6 and 3 in April.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:15 AM (GEICT)

196 186- Anna
Surely some Hollywood writers troll our haunt. So you can bet Adventures will be remade after u suggested it! After all, Hollywood can't be bothered to come up with an original script, premise or plot anymore.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:16 AM (0SmH0)

197 Someone said Elizabeth Shue?
Well I'm awake now.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:18 AM (ZBXhE)

198 Secret squirrel balls- People who won't worship God ultimately will always find something else destructive to worship.

And God has a long history of punishing idolators with the stupidity of what they worship. Egypt worships the sun? God darkens it.

Of course I only said darkens because I'm a hateful racist.


I denounce myself!

Posted by: JS at January 26, 2013 09:18 AM (a7CfE)

199 Secret Squirrel, Adventures is now a quaint movie. Lots of fun. Even a bit of violence and romance with a large dose of silly. Do we see that in theatres now? No. So yeah remake it but stick with the script with just a few technology updates. Chris texting everything is fine while Tweeting to her friends 'I'm gonna die!!!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:18 AM (shmgt)

200 *Grabs recess helmet, safety glasses and flotation device, drops sippy cup, grabs sippy cup, and hops in the trough*

That's the Moron Spirit!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:18 AM (NSGfn)

201 Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:16 AM (0SmH0)

No shit, thats too much like work. Sit back and wait for the next flash of brillance, "DIE HARD WITH A WALKER"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:19 AM (l86i3)

202 They also have these cool little birdhouses you can build at home depot. Teach em some tool skills then They can paint them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:15 AM (l86i3)



Heh. I'd prob enjoy it more than them. The eldest is very girly, dance, princess, dresses and hair bows and nail polish. (Although she's getting very interested in the idea of shooting after we shot a bb gun at Thanksgiving.) The youngest.....she's insane. Run through a brick wall while wearing a princess costume and waving a giant sword, insane. She'd never sit still or pay attention.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:19 AM (GEICT)

203 BCochran, your 3yr old is Thor.... get her the winged helmet and sword.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:20 AM (shmgt)

204 She'd never sit still or pay attention.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:19 AM (GEICT)


I didn't know they were that young. Might I reccomend NERF assualt weapons?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:20 AM (l86i3)

205 198- tolerance training for you, JS!

Anna- now that I think about it, I renounce my post. Holly weird has actually spit forth a really charming and delightful (I don't know what other word to use?!) movie last year: Moonrise Kingdom written by Wes Anderson. I love all of his movies- my fav being Life Aquatic with Steven Zissou. One of Bill Murray's best roles.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:22 AM (0SmH0)

206 I didn't know they were that young. Might I reccomend NERF assualt weapons?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:20 AM (l86i3)


Yes, a planned assualt on the Barbie dream house, teach them defensive positions and interlocking fields of fire.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:23 AM (l86i3)

207 #195 Sounds like you have good plans made. Other ideas:

Build-a-Bear if there is one near you and it isn't too expensive for your budget.
Visits to a large pet store to look at fish. (Avoid this if you have been having begging for puppies/kitties.)
Inexpensive simple craft kits are available at Hobby Lobby, Jo-Ann's Fabrics, or Michael's.
Play a game or two of Candyland.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 09:23 AM (GoIUi)

208 I don't like LeBron James but that clip of him mauling the computer tech who made the half court halftime shot was funny.

Posted by: Elwood Blues at January 26, 2013 09:24 AM (MPjT8)

209 OSP- okay, but I'm inclined to see the latest die hard movie cause Bruce Willis is a conservative and I like his character John McClain.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:25 AM (0SmH0)

210 That's what happens when ya get here late. Read down to 132, make a short comment, and you guys are at 200.

Did this ever become the aforementioned gun thread?

Anna, if I remember correctly, you like teh planes. Can't post links but you should check out the Combat Air Museum at Forbes Field in Topeka Ks sometime. Might find it worth the trip.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:25 AM (GnJ7A)

211 9 It's not dead. It's just resting.
Posted by: Andy at January 26, 2013 06:59 AM (OZPoa)

*******

I distinctly heard it say, "To blave." Which we all know, means "To bluff".

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 09:26 AM (1OZSU)

212 I got this in an e-mail. Does anyone know if it's correct? I didn't know the political affiliation of the Sandy Hook shooter:

Why is it that none of the disturbed and evil men, who steal guns, then go and kill
movie-goers and children in school, has ever been identified as a
conservative NRA member?
Ft Hood~~~Registered Democrat ~ Muslim
Columbine ~~~ Too young to vote; both families were registered Democrats and progressive
liberals
Virginia Tech ~~~Wrote hate mail to President Bush and to his staff ~ Registered Democrat
Colorado Theater ~~~ Registered Democrat; staff worker on the Obama
campaign; Occupy Wall Street participant; progressive liberal
Connecticut
School Shooter- ~~~ Registered Democrat; hated Christians,
Common thread is
that all of these shooters were progressive liberal Democrats."
INTERESTING,
isn't it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 09:26 AM (+qMCO)

213 Oh dear. I detested Life Aquatic. I thought it was slow, pretentious, and banal. Babette's Feast held my attention more than that movie.

Just watched the trailer for Moonrise Kingdom. Eeehhh.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:27 AM (shmgt)

214 Get the little ones small (Really small) amounts of charcoal, saltpeter and sulpher.
Make sure they play outside.
Or, the previously mentioned Jarts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 09:28 AM (WHl4d)

215 Just watched the trailer for Moonrise Kingdom. Eeehhh.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:27 AM (shmgt)

I think many that come here are not easily entertained.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:28 AM (l86i3)

216 Child care pro-tip: the aroma of French Roast is not enhanced by toddler poop.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:28 AM (timuJ)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:29 AM (timuJ)

218 Well, got my pair of 3 TB drives from TigerDirect. Getting them out of the cases was no problem and the cases are reusable. It's getting TD to ship to the correct address that is the problem.

Because of the $30 rebate on each drive witha limit of one per household or person, I specified for one order to be ship to my employer's offices. They knew the address was different because they charged me more for shipping there. But both orders came to my house regardless. I've sent them a complaint requesting that the extra shipping charge be refunded and indicating that I will be greatly pissed if I don't get both rebates.

I hope to have the combination of free time and consciousness sometime this weekend to setup the NAS with 6 TB of combined storage for all of my video content. I'll still have a couple of USB ports on the NAS if I need more.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (kcfmt)

219 156 Well there is always Night of the Comet
http://youtu.be/y9O-0B6OC0E
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:00 AM (shmgt)





Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.


Mornin' fappers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (MBqvE)

220 Still playing with some Backyardigans on in the background.

Making pie like a samurai!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (ZKzrr)

221 And no, I don't know why I read that headline as gun thread instead of open thread. Was only on two sips of coffee I guess.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (XOog0)

222 I didn't know they were that young. Might I reccomend NERF assualt weapons?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:20 AM (l86i3)



Oh, I have soooo many Nerf guns. Including

Hailfire - http://tinyurl.com/92fyq5f

Vulcan - http://tinyurl.com/6y58m7o

Stampede - http://tinyurl.com/adpzjrr

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (GEICT)

223 #216

Is anything?

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (kcfmt)

224 Is anything?

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 09:30 AM (kcfmt)

Speed of movement. You want to get that done and quickly.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (l86i3)

225 Good morning, another day of trolling though east TN looking for a ruger 10/22. Pointless, but that is my quest.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (dDD3H)

226 212-
Whoa whoa...demos are the party of love, peace, tolerance, social justice. What are these things called "facts" you speak of? Problem, as you know, is the media. We keep beating the dead horse but it must be said- we need a conservative network to push this info to the uninformed voters. We need about 50 Newt Gingrichs (without his baggage) out there who can articulate our message and commence a verbal ass whipping everyday until the sheeple start to wake up.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (0SmH0)

227 Is anything?

Depends on your age.

If you're 2.... it has it's own charm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (timuJ)

228 Good morning, another day of trolling though east TN looking for a ruger 10/22. Pointless, but that is my quest.
Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (dDD3H)

Hey, my mom lives just outside Galtlinburg.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (l86i3)

229 Speed of movement. You want to get that done and quickly.

I am highly trained and battlefield proven.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:33 AM (timuJ)

230 And no, I don't know why I read that headline as gun thread instead of open thread.

Every thread has been a gun thread since the fascists started in on banning them.

I don't mind. I learn stuff.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 09:33 AM (ZKzrr)

231 If you're 2.... It has its own charm.
Posted by: Sean Banning at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (timuJ)


Oh yeah, it can be a new textured play doh before you can blink.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:34 AM (l86i3)

232 Hey, my mom lives just outside Galtlinburg.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:32 AM (l86i3)




That's an awesome typo for a Moron.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:34 AM (GEICT)

233 I think this is one movie I will skip. Except perhaps to use as a lesson in why being stupid and selfish hurts.

http://youtu.be/KQnXnbQCJDo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:34 AM (shmgt)

234 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ber8djf
Evoking any possible future dystopia...
Have a nice day.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 26, 2013 09:34 AM (1V6Pv)

235 Oh yeah, it can be a new textured play doh before you can blink.

This....this I know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:35 AM (timuJ)

236 That's an awesome typo for a Moron.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:34 AM (GEICT)

You think it was an accident?......it was.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:35 AM (l86i3)

237 Seriously with the poop. Can you think of anything more disgusting as an adult than to shit your pants?


Yet a 2 yr old has no problem not only shitting themselves, but sitting around in it. I mean, the hell??

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:36 AM (GEICT)

238 143: The lesson is lost whenever you have any human people put in the place of God, and as much as some more rational liberals deny it there is a sizable group that really does think of Obama as a messiah like figure. One has only t go to the "Obamamessiah" website to see it. Therefore, they think anyone who doesn't accept his entire rule is a heretic who must be dealt with. My liberal friends-a number of whom are Christians-aren't at that point-but boy, there are some violent sounding militant Atheists who don't realize the religious sounding language they use in respect to Obama. Even some Christians sound like he's a prophet and would be putting flowers at the feet of his statues when they go up. Very troubling indeed.

But yes, what will happen will happen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2013 08:55 AM (+qMCO)

Funny, we were talking about this very thing just last night, we had the rare opportunity of being home together and with the time, lack of pressing matters, and energy to watch a video. "The Daniel Project" is a right interesting take on exegesis of certain prophecies in the OT Book of Daniel, in the light of recent political and world events. It starts off pretty goofy, and we almost turned it off, but then it swung into the meat of the matter in short order.

On Netflix instant, highly recommended. The Obamamessiah figures prominently, though not in a overtly finger-pointing way.

Posted by: John the Baptist at January 26, 2013 09:36 AM (hww6e)

239 At least the kid is not trying to eat it. Or the Alpo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:36 AM (shmgt)

240 Seriously with the poop. Can you think of anything more disgusting as an adult than to shit your pants?


Yet a 2 yr old has no problem not only shitting themselves, but sitting around in it. I mean, the hell??
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:36 AM (GEICT)

Hey, they may grow up to be a highly paid Todays show weatherman.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:37 AM (l86i3)

241 Anna you detested Life Aquatic? Well to each his own I guess. I liked Moonrise precisely for the reasons you liked Adventures. I'd say check it out.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:38 AM (0SmH0)

242 Good morning! Been lurking and reading for 30 minutes this AM. This is a good place to come to.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 26, 2013 09:38 AM (6H6FZ)

243 Hey, they may grow up to be a highly paid Todays show weatherman.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:37 AM (l86i3)




Congratulations. You've found one of the very few things that would actually make me disappointed in my children.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:38 AM (GEICT)

244 I loved Moonrise Kingdom. Orphan boy is not one of the cool kids a scouting camp, meets an usual girl and the falls inlove. They write to each other and make plans to run away. Think of her as a young Alex the Chick but what like boys. They camp, make out, get discovered by bad guys, have battles sort of. They evade agents of the government. Bruce Willis is the cop on the island looking for them. It sort of a romantic vision of a young morons life. Even has biblical type references

Posted by: thunderb at January 26, 2013 09:39 AM (Dnbau)

245 Holy crap! Live action Gaiking!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAOQcpnS8x4

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 09:39 AM (kcfmt)

246 2 weeks until I take the LSAT.

Consistently scoring in the top 1% (99th percentile) on every practice test (172+), but struggling to keep it above 175 (which is the score I would need, with my undergrad GPA, to cruise to acceptance at one of the Big 3, Harvard/Yale/Stanford).

The legal job market is so boned that, if you aren't going to HYS, it makes almost 0 financial sense to go at all.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 26, 2013 09:39 AM (BDHOa)

247 Yet a 2 yr old has no problem not only shitting themselves, but sitting around in it. I mean, the hell??

My girl never crawled. She went from scooting straight to walking. The scooting consisted of her raising and pushing both knees into the ground hard simultaneously, then she'd push forward on knees and ankles...and land with a plop. Then repeat. She was fast, seriously fast and she'd catch air underneath her butt at the high point.

When she did that with a load on, the clean-up required a HazMat crew.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:40 AM (timuJ)

248 "Seriously with the poop. Can you think of anything more disgusting as an adult than to shit your pants?"

Let me think about this for a moment

http://preview.tinyurl.com/agegx6d

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2013 09:40 AM (WHl4d)

249
California now has company in the Standard Poor's credit basement.

SP lowered Illinois' rating to A-minus, the same as California's. But the Midwest state is heading in the opposite direction, as the ratings house added a negative outlook. On the contrary, SP gave California a positive outlook last year and indicated the state could eventually earn an upgrade if its finances get back on track.




Woo hoo! We're number 49 with a bullet!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 26, 2013 09:42 AM (kdS6q)

250 Yeah, I'm not clicking on that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 09:42 AM (ZKzrr)

251 The legal job market is so boned that, if you aren't going to HYS, it makes almost 0 financial sense to go at all.
Posted by: Hopeless at January 26, 2013 09:39 AM (BDHOa)

It's status that drives you forward. You would be better off as a plumber or an Electrician. My step Dad is an Electrician, Bought moms a beautiful Mansion at the foothills of the great smokey mountains. Stays busy by keeping it up. A maintenance man in his own mansion. They are the happiest people I know..

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:43 AM (l86i3)

252 When she did that with a load on, the clean-up required a HazMat crew.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:40 AM (timuJ)



Oh man. That's brutal. With both my kids, once about every two months or so, they would have a "blow out". It was like they drank a gallon of colon cleanse. Nothing could contain it. Not the diaper, not the clothes. It would be everywhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:43 AM (GEICT)

253 Oh man. That's brutal. With both my kids, once about every two months or so, they would have a "blow out". It was like they drank a gallon of colon cleanse. Nothing could contain it. Not the diaper, not the clothes. It would be everywhere.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:43 AM (GEICT)


Yeah, mine too. But they were always happy afterward.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:45 AM (l86i3)

254 epobirs, Gaiking tai Pacific Rim desu?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:45 AM (shmgt)

255 Anna- I just watched the trailer for Albatross. Holy balls. What a fitting title for that turd. I'm sure it'll win the palm d'or and be raved about by the liberal lotus eaters.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:45 AM (0SmH0)

256 Hey, my mom lives just outside Galtlinburg.

heheh

I will be in Sevierville, jsut got off the phone and Bass Pro Shops has a mossberg I will settle for. I always thought the AR style 22s were a little silly, but it's cheaper than any of the rugers I can find online.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 09:45 AM (dDD3H)

257 will be in Sevierville, jsut got off the phone and Bass Pro Shops has a mossberg I will settle for. I always thought the AR style 22s were a little silly, but it's cheaper than any of the rugers I can find online.
Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 09:45 AM (dDD3H)


She actually lives in Seymour.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:47 AM (l86i3)

258 It would be everywhere.

I don't waste my time. Just turn on the shower, insert kid.

Are the rest of you Morons not entertained??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:47 AM (timuJ)

259 Keeerap. Left my guitar out of it's case last night. As dry as the air is, not good. Just put it up with a "freshened" humidifier. Yeah, I'll be re-wetting that humidifier 4-5 times today.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:47 AM (b9+ZZ)

260 Let me think about this for a moment

http://preview.tinyurl.com/agegx6d


So close, she almost ate his face off. HAHAHA

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 09:47 AM (dDD3H)

261 #237 Princesses do not poop in their pants. It's a Rule. Inform small one immediately.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 09:48 AM (GoIUi)

262 Between BCochran and Sean we have comedy gold on the Truth Behind Raising a Baby.

Secret Squirrel, a girl with zero self esteem falling under the sway of a drunken sod of a writer with a Lolita complex. Yeah will not end well.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:48 AM (shmgt)

263 The youngest.....she's insane. Run through a brick wall while wearing a princess costume and waving a giant sword,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqC_YdG7GtM

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 26, 2013 09:49 AM (QTHTd)

264 Are the rest of you Morons not entertained??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:47 AM (timuJ)

I think they are making appointments for tubal ligations and Vasectomies.Are the rest of you Morons not entertained??

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:49 AM (l86i3)

265 My youngest is still in diapers. In fact, I have paid the equivalent of the Zimbabwian debt in diapers and wet wipes to Costco. When he has a blowout, it's off to the shower.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:51 AM (0SmH0)

266 OSP,

Not status driven.

After the election I decided I had to attempt to do something to fight for the republic. Considering my skills and talents, taking a shot at law school seems the best route.

Absent going to HYS, I probably won't go at all. Would be much happier working in an oil field in Texas regardless.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 26, 2013 09:51 AM (PCegp)

267 The youngest.....she's insane. Run through a brick wall while wearing a princess costume and waving a giant sword,


Get her some stompy boots and dinosaurs and teach her to play Alextopia.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:51 AM (l86i3)

268 Princesses do not poop in their pants. It's a Rule. Inform small one immediately

I have duly notified Princess Caroline of Alexandria.

Her response was a quizzical look, a burp, the resumption of Backyardigans viewing.

Is that an acknowledgement?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:52 AM (timuJ)

269 @Sven
Thanks asshole for getting hooked on that crazy ass Chinese kingdoms shit!
I figured oh one or two maybe. There's fukkin like 900 episodes!

Posted by: VW Zao at January 26, 2013 09:53 AM (vWZa0)

270 266- get your degree and join the Landmark Legal Foundation if you want to take up the gauntlet to save our Republic. Levin's group argued before the DC Circuit which got us the latest ruling against Obama.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:54 AM (0SmH0)

271 Mr voice of one shouting in the wilderness,
Is "The Daniel Project" one of the "free" ones on Netflix?
It could, and would, end up being discussion worthy afterwords at a friend of mine's house.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:55 AM (XOog0)

272 Oh yay! Yo Gabba Gabba is next!

Kill me now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:55 AM (timuJ)

273 #268 Too soon to tell. However, if pants-pooping resumes, tell her that you are so disappointed that you are going to have to call Cinderella.

Grandma Marple did not accept poopy pants after age two. Diapers are way too expensive.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 09:55 AM (GoIUi)

274 Oh man. That's brutal. With both my kids, once about every two months or so, they would have a "blow out". It was like they drank a gallon of colon cleanse. Nothing could contain it. Not the diaper, not the clothes. It would be everywhere.

Our son had blowouts like that too. Sometimes double and even triple headers. They were especially tough when they occurred in his little walker. A trail of destruction oozing out while he scooted around the floor. But that was 1990. If I remind him of that now, he just rolls his eyes.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 26, 2013 09:57 AM (n8LUb)

275 *ponders a thought for a few seconds*

Ridley Scott's Blade Runner movie is considered dystopic. The bleakness is there represented by the atmosphere of a gloomy doomed seeming world. The whole movie however is really an affirmation of life, Deckerd and Rachel leaving his apartment even Olmos character is willing to give them the gift of life..

But Albatross is far more dystopic since the wreck and ruin lies inside the people, in the tiny shriveled things they call souls while denying how dead they truly are.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 09:57 AM (shmgt)

276
Yet a 2 yr old has no problem not only shitting themselves, but sitting around in it. I mean, the hell??
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 09:36 AM (GEICT)
=====
Dirty Jobs had him at a diaper washing place, including adult diapers. The manager said they'd hire people who didn't last until lunchtime of the first day.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 09:58 AM (MPjT8)

277 Kill me now.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:55 AM (timuJ)

Can you talk them into Phineous and Ferb? That's kind of funny.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:58 AM (l86i3)

278 Does anyone have any experience with getting a smart meter removed?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 09:58 AM (4a7nR)

279 Sven: I buy Kingdom Era films through Amazon for around five bucks with shipping. Have five or six now.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 26, 2013 09:58 AM (6H6FZ)

280 272- I feel your pain! Yo gabba is excruciating to watch. Netflix has a good selection- I have my kids hooked on the early 80s Voltron cartoons.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 09:58 AM (0SmH0)

281 ICYMI, and judging from the lack of coverage here and elsewhere you did, "March for Life draws historically large crowd"

http://tinyurl.com/aejebbs

I really don't understand why even the conservative 'media' ignored yesterday's protest, but I'm pretty pissed off about it.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 09:59 AM (5H6zj)

282 I feel your pain! Yo gabba is excruciating to watch. Netflix has a good selection- I have my kids hooked on the early 80s Voltron cartoons.

I'd kill to watch Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:00 AM (timuJ)

283 http://tinyurl.com/aejebbs

I really don't understand why even the conservative 'media' ignored yesterday's protest, but I'm pretty pissed off about it.

I saw it and shared it on twitter and fbook.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:00 AM (dDD3H)

284 Secret Squirrel,

Something like that is the plan. I'm accustomed to a simple lifestyle, so am not in it for the money.

My dream would be Stanford, which has just established the nation's first religious liberty clinic. I view religious freedom as key. Once that goes (and it's buckling badly), there are no institutions left to counterbalance the leftist institutions.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 26, 2013 10:00 AM (1kPLg)

285 Loony tunes are on Netflix as well, Sean.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:01 AM (0SmH0)

286 Voltron was AWESOME hell I miss that crap.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:01 AM (dDD3H)

287 >>>It was like they drank a gallon of colon cleanse. Nothing could contain
it. Not the diaper, not the clothes. It would be everywhere.


And here's the reality check. It will happen to your parents when they get. Don't ask me how I know.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:01 AM (4Mv1T)

288 Are the rest of you Morons not entertained??
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 09:49 AM (l86i3)

*****

Yes

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (1OZSU)

289 The legal job market is so boned that, if you aren't going to HYS, it makes almost 0 financial sense to go at all.

---

My friend's son graduated last year from Stanford. Lives in CA and absolutely cannot find work as an attorney. Every position he goes to apply for has 300 other applicants doing the same.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (ATdet)

290 ICYMI, and judging from the lack of coverage here and elsewhere you did

I guess you missed the thread yesterday or Thursday about how we shouldn't be against abortion anymore, because it's a political loser. O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (ZKzrr)

291 272 Oh yay! Yo Gabba Gabba is next!

Kill me now.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 09:55 AM (timuJ)



Run for your life!


Seriously, there's no way those writers aren't on acid. No. Way.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (GEICT)

292 I really don't understand why even the conservative 'media' ignored yesterday's protest, but I'm pretty pissed off about it.
Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 09:59 AM (5H6zj)

You Don't? Let me help with that.



MSNBC Host: ‘I Thank God and Country…Abortion Was There to Save Me’
Jan. 25, 2013 7:00pm Jason Howerton



During MSNBC’s “The Cycle” on Friday, co-host Toure celebrated the 40th anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade decision to legalize abortion by telling the story of when he and an old girlfriend decided to have an abortion 15 years ago.

“In some ways that choice saved my life,” Toure said.

He said he was extremely thankful abortion was an option because wasn’t ready to be a dad and going through with the pregnancy would have just made “a mess of three lives” because she “wasn’t the one.”

“I thank God and country that when I fell into a bad situation, abortion was there to save me and keep me on a path toward building a strong family I have now. And I pray that safety net stays in place,” Toure said.

Being able to choose to have an abortion makes for a “stronger America,” he concluded.


Murdered a child but thank God it didn't mess up his day.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (l86i3)

293 Robert posted this on the ONT. Seems Warner Brothers has found a director for the live action Robotech movie.
http://tinyurl.com/a8xvj34

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (shmgt)

294 Is "The Daniel Project" one of the "free" ones on Netflix?
It could, and would, end up being discussion worthy afterwords at a friend of mine's house.
Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 09:55 AM (XOog0)

Umm, dunno about "free," but it is one of the streaming "instant" videos that comes with our $7.99/month streaming-only account.

I know a couple of churches that are doing the coffee/viewing/discussion thing with it. The schtick is that a British "journalist" (actually one of their announcer-type people), who is a self-professed skeptic (color me surprised), is given one page of the script at a time, and goes through the twenty fulfilled and future prophecies at the same time he is listening to various commentators and narrating the video. He does get the most marvelously perplexed "why have I never heard of all this before" look on his face about halfway through, and seems genuinely thoughtful about it all in the end.

Posted by: John the Baptist at January 26, 2013 10:03 AM (hww6e)

295 285 Loony tunes are on Netflix as well, Sean.

Would you know if I can get those streaming through the Xbox?

No all of their catalog is aviailable that way.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:03 AM (timuJ)

296 Seriously, there's no way those writers aren't on acid. No. Way.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM (GEICT)

Oh, you need a dose of Teletubbies.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:03 AM (l86i3)

297 284- you're right on the money. They want to replace God with the State. They're getting closer as the days tick by.

I just searched for the Daniel Project. Intriguing.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:04 AM (0SmH0)

298 OSP, followed by a spoonful of purple dinosaur?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:05 AM (shmgt)

299 Foghorn Leghorn- one of my favorites. That's a jo-, I say that's a joke thar boay.

I'm a chicken hawk and you're a chicken. Now are ya gonna come along quiet like or do I gotta muss ya up some.

Posted by: the chicken hawk at January 26, 2013 10:05 AM (EWy0D)

300 I'm pretty sure Toure is just a clump of cells.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)

301 "I love you,You love me,
Lets hang Barney from a tree."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (shmgt)

302
If you can get youtube on your TV, give Pocoyo a try.

Search "pocoyo channel english" in youtube.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (V3kRK)

303 Has anyone else read that sick piece at Salon..."so what if abortion is killing?...all life isn't equal"

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (4a7nR)

304 OSP, followed by a spoonful of purple dinosaur?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:05 AM (shmgt)

Then saved by the Hi JInx of the Wiggles. That Captain Feathersword cracks me up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (l86i3)

305
Murdered a child but thank God it didn't mess up his day

What a puke. I think the story that really switched me from "meh not my problem" to pro life was the story of the nice sweet lady pregnant with twins. She decided to kill one, because having two babies in the city would be such a hassle. Worthless human beings. All I can really say

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (dDD3H)

306 I'm a chicken hawk and you're a chicken. Now are ya gonna come along quiet like or do I gotta muss ya up some.

I say, I say boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:06 AM (timuJ)

307 Question for horde. I keep a radio/CD player in the shed. A decent but old Sony compact. Anyway, I can move the flexible little wire antenna all over the place and get somewhat decent reception for the AM channel I want, but if I physically touch the radio, the reception is ten times better than anytingI get with the antenna. Am I acting as the antenna in that case?

Posted by: lincolntf at January 26, 2013 10:07 AM (ZshNr)

308 Sean- I don't know if its on via Xbox as I have the liberal Apple TV. Why is it that the libs can make a fascinating piece of technology like Apple TV or my iPad- which I am typing on tight now? Confounding.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (0SmH0)

309 Lurkasaurus, all life is nto equal. Ever since the trope 'quality of life' got injected into the discussion it was given. They are following the Nazi Eugenics pogrom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (shmgt)

310 Anybody old enough here to remember that to see Roadrunner and Wylie Coyote you had to go to the movies?

Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (4Mv1T)

311 #292

So personal responsibility isn't a factor in a strong nation? I don't suppose that came up in the echo chamber celebration of modern hedonism.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (kcfmt)

312 Has anyone else read that sick piece at Salon..."so what if abortion is killing?...all life isn't equal"

Yes. Aside from the musings of Dr. Josef Mengele I don't think I've ever read anything as depraved in my adult life.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (8aAQ9)

313 She decided to kill one, because having two babies in the city would be such a hassle.

Yeah, that won't be devastating to the surviving twin if she ever finds out. O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (ZKzrr)

314 >>>Am I acting as the antenna in that case?

I have observed same in the past. I am pretty sure the answer is yes. We are mostly water, and water of course is conductive.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:09 AM (4Mv1T)

315 Am I acting as the antenna in that case?

Yes.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:09 AM (ZKzrr)

316 Lurkasaurus, all life is nto equal. Ever since the trope 'quality of life' got injected into the discussion it was given. They are following the Nazi Eugenics pogrom.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (shmgt)


Gleefully repackaged and sold by Margret Sanger under the Title of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:09 AM (l86i3)

317 #307

Of course. It's how a lot of serial killers get started.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:09 AM (kcfmt)

318 "Ugly bags of mostly water."

Heh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:10 AM (ZKzrr)

319 Am I acting as the antenna in that case?

Yes. We'd occasionally use that trick in the Army when we could not communicate.

Never wanted to do it for long though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:10 AM (8aAQ9)

320
Has anyone else read that sick piece at Salon..."so what if abortion is killing?...all life isn't equal"

link?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 26, 2013 10:10 AM (lZdTc)

321 Vic @ 33-
Every minute Chambliss has been in Washington City has been wasteful and harmful to Georgia. Of course the same can be said of Graham and S.C. I supported Herman Cain for that Georgia seat, and I would support Trey Gowdy for the seat held by Graham. Although, Teddy Turner will probably get that seat currently occupied by Tim Scott. I'm glad I don't live in S.C. anymore. You guys need to follow in Texas Tea Party shoes and elect yourselves a Ted Cruz like we did.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 26, 2013 10:10 AM (kxlCQ)

322 289,

Yeah it's really fucking bad. There is a whole movement called "the law scam blogs" that chronicles it.

Secret Squirrel,

There is a popular book/movie combo "the harbinger" about America being under judgement esp. since 9/11.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 26, 2013 10:11 AM (VdNG6)

323 Okay, if you all want to persist in this vein.
When I was in the military, I worked in a Pediatric clinic. There was a standing procedure for "bomb threats" with a reminder checklist next to each phone in the clinic. I used to amuse myself by scratching out two letters at the top of each check list, getting this:

BOMB THREAT CHECKLIST

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:11 AM (1OZSU)

324 Heather Radish, dotty old Aunt Edna will let it slip when the girl is old enough to remember it. But not old enough to survive the revelation emotionally. And the girl will be like Electra except worse, instead of being frightened Daddy cut off the wee-wee will be scared that Mommy will kill her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:11 AM (shmgt)

325 Yeah, that won't be devastating to the surviving twin if she ever finds out. O_O

Thats exactly what I thought. I could never forgive my parents if they did something like that.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:11 AM (dDD3H)

326 Link to Salon pro-abort sicko article if anyone is interested

http://preview.tinyurl.com/alm4vtm

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:12 AM (4a7nR)

327 Thanks, thought so. The water explanation makes sense,.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 26, 2013 10:12 AM (ZshNr)

328 305- Gigg
That woman should be flogged and sterilized. The sense of entitlement and selfishness exhibited by some our own citizens is breathtaking. I think its safe to say that we're on a divine shit list as a country.

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:12 AM (0SmH0)

329
"I believe that Tina has a partner, not a husband.
Not a huge thing, but a difference."

She's Buddhist and doesn't believe in traditional marriage.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 26, 2013 10:12 AM (7h5MH)

330 Thanks Mr. Baptist!
wonders if they talked about any of the 70th week prophecies as having been fulfilled, hopes not.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 10:12 AM (GnJ7A)

331 OSP, the Nazis and and the American Eugenics movement took it from Sanger. The Nazis got defeated while the Americans became Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:13 AM (shmgt)

332 I predicted that "The Daniel Project" would make me laugh and, having seen the website, the prediction came true. I'm a prophet!

Headache-inducing Papyrus and Helvetica / Arial fonts: check. Ugly multicolored scheme: check. Everything centred: oh yeah, check.

And that's before we get to English written up in, I shit you not, Symbol font. Because it looks kinda Greek, just like the Book of Daniel !

There's a drinking game to be had with this movie, guaranteed.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 26, 2013 10:13 AM (QTHTd)

333 Well the lad will be on his way back from the math tutor shortly...wondering whether this part of Indiana will see "the ice storm from hell!"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:13 AM (LRFds)

334
Am I acting as the antenna in that case?Posted by: lincolntf at January 26, 2013 10:07 AM (ZshNr)
============
Yes. It's either the water or you're actually a Terminator so advanced you think you're human.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:13 AM (MPjT8)

335 OSP, the Nazis and and the American Eugenics movement took it from Sanger. The Nazis got defeated while the Americans became Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:13 AM (shmgt)

History lesson. I love this place.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:14 AM (l86i3)

336 Well I will be good and enraged for my errands today, thanks guys. Maybe a nice meal at the mill will cheer me up.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:14 AM (dDD3H)

337 #324 You know, twins have some sort of communication that is beyond normal comprehension. I wonder if the surviving twin will retain some subconscious memory of this and have problems from a young age.

And agree that it would be truly devastating for her to find out.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (GoIUi)

338 Yes. It's either the water or you're actually a Terminator so advanced you think you're human.

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Terminator is my guess.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (dDD3H)

339 That could make a pretty good story, actually. Surviving twin is an adult now, and as she is an only child the burden of caring for Alzheimers-ridden mother falls solely on her, and discovers mother's evil secret from medical records or mother's rambling...

You know how we go on about changing the culture through entertainment? One of you morons with time and talent go write that screenplay.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (ZKzrr)

340 Sanger was always about wiping out the lower races like the blacks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (shmgt)

341 292 OSP,

Tarde should join me in embracing 54th trimester abortion....
it'll help make a more stable American family right?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (LRFds)

342 And agree that it would be truly devastating for her to find out.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (GoIUi)


That's straight up dispicable.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:16 AM (l86i3)

343 #313

Remember a few years ago, the New York hipster who was devastated to find out she was pregnant with triplets and wrote a long piece trying to justify killing two of them? Her rationale included the horror of having to move to the suburbs and shop at Costco.

This was published in a fairly prominent magazine, so it's likely the surviving child will know by the time it's first old enough to google its mother.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 AM (kcfmt)

344 I think I'll put a little shelf right where my hand normally rests and put the radio there. The Human Antenna method of listening to college hoops.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 26, 2013 10:16 AM (ZshNr)

345 ...wondering whether this part of Indiana will see "the ice storm from hell!"

I'm expected to be at work regardless, so yes.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:16 AM (ZKzrr)

346 340 Sanger was always about wiping out the lower races like the blacks.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:15 AM (shmgt)
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She used a phrase about "keeping the weeds out of the garden" of human gene pool, sick hag

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:17 AM (4a7nR)

347 330 Thanks Mr. Baptist!
wonders if they talked about any of the 70th week prophecies as having been fulfilled, hopes not.
Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 10:12 AM (GnJ7A)


No, they don't. It doesn't really get that deep into true eschatology, it's more of a "wow, that's interesting and sorta spooky" kind of movie.

Posted by: John the Baptist at January 26, 2013 10:17 AM (hww6e)

348 340 Ms Puma,

so was Kellogg the original health nut....

essentially I suspect the modern EUgenics movement weighs economic strata higher than race, and wants the wrong types of prosperous people eliminated....

ie non socialist fuckhead types...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (LRFds)

349 This was published in a fairly prominent magazine, so it's likely the surviving child will know by the time it's first old enough to google its mother.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:16 AM (kcfmt)

She'll probably explain it by saying, "God wanted me to have you!"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (l86i3)

350 "Ugly bags of mostly water."
Heh.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:10 AM
----------------------
Indeed. A favorite quote.

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (bzw/I)

351 333 Well the lad will be on his way back from the math tutor shortly...wondering whether this part of Indiana will see "the ice storm from hell!"
Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:13 AM (LRFds)

*******

With my flatulence problem I wonder if I could find work at a tooter?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (1OZSU)

352 345 Ms Radish,

Well I'll be out on the road professionally during it so...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (LRFds)

353 #339

It kind of reminds me of a UK series called William and Mary, about two single parents becoming a couple. William, played by Martin Clunes, discovers upon his mother's death some ways in which she manipulated his life that leaves him devastated.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (kcfmt)

354 Peggy Noobitvh gives lesson to "conservatives".


Has the irony passed conflagration stage?

http://is.gd/I8nFvX




Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2013 07:53 AM (53z96)


I'm convinced that Drunk Before Noonan gets absolutely hammered before she starts her weekly screed.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 10:19 AM (SFjfI)

355 With my flatulence problem I wonder if I could find work at a tooter?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:18 AM (1OZSU)

Ba dump bump.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:19 AM (l86i3)

356 #345 Well, if it's coming here I am going to miss mass. Our priest says he doesn't want anyone falling or getting in a wreck if the ice/snow gets too bad.

I feel like the bottom of a bird cage anyway, so I will be staying home, I think.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 26, 2013 10:19 AM (GoIUi)

357
Sanger was always about wiping out the lower races like the blacks.

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And some of them truly seem to be waking up to this fact, but not nearly enough. A look into her background and even a general assessment of PP and its target of the black community over the many decades should be pretty obvious. But it's not.

OSP, I hear you're moving to the Greenville area. I'm right next door to you just outside of Spartanburg. Going to our favorite pizza place tonight in Tryon, NC. It's about a 25 ride, but the pizza is to die for. Best pizza in the southeast, bar none. You'll have to make sure you find you're way there someday. Side Street Pizza.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2013 10:19 AM (ATdet)

358 The contempt for humanity and the desire to "cull the herd" have been incorporated and re-packaged into the glow-bull warming cult.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:20 AM (4a7nR)

359 OSP,

Look up Margaret Sanger, you can find pages dedicated to unmasking her.

She spoke at klan rallies, and regulary wrote about the elimination of the lesser races. It's fucking horrific.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 26, 2013 10:20 AM (nzlU3)

360 332 boulder hobo,

Yeah, the website is pretty bad, and the background music in the video gets pretty tiring after a while. However, it really doesn't make much of a good drinking game movie, the script is surprisingly good. Especially for a Christian movie.

Unlike all the "Left Behind" movies. Eessh.

Posted by: John the Baptist at January 26, 2013 10:20 AM (hww6e)

361 Heather Radish that is a good idea. I am not sure if I would have the writing chops to handle such an emotional, painful, and devastating subject.

Sarah is looking through her mother's papers before finalizing the contract that would put Helen in the assisted nursing care home. There she finds a hospital bill for a selective abortion. Then she looks at the date and gasps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:20 AM (shmgt)

362 I was driving and ended up listening to NPR and an interview with Margaret Cho. You know, usually an interview with a comedian is funny. This was decidedly not.

At any rate, she was saying that this show she is doing now is her edgiest ever! And what makes it edgy is because she gets naked. But not in a sexy way (to which I say as if!). She does some riffs on women's bodies.

She also talked about how now that she is older people look to her like a mother figure and ask her advice. Can you imagine taking Margaret Cho's advice on parenting? And, no, of course she doesn't have any children. Never really wanted them.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 26, 2013 10:21 AM (/1U3u)

363 What's gong to happen when the Muslims start beheading abortionists?

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 10:21 AM (QDOGk)

364 OSP, I hear you're moving to the Greenville area. I'm right next door to you just outside of Spartanburg. Going to our favorite pizza place tonight in Tryon, NC. It's about a 25 ride, but the pizza is to die for. Best pizza in the southeast, bar none. You'll have to make sure you find you're way there someday. Side Street Pizza.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2013 10:19 AM (ATdet)

Indeed, I will be moving to Simpsonville late spring early summer. We will have to have a Moron Meetup with the mates over pizza. It would be great.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:21 AM (l86i3)

365 What's gong to happen when the Muslims start beheading abortionists?
Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 10:21 AM (QDOGk)

Well, every cloud has a silver lining.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (l86i3)

366 "Has anyone seen an eagle drag a goat off a cliff?"


I'd love to see an eagle drag a Donk off a cliff.

Posted by: sexism czar at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (XLuH2)

367 Lurkasaurus - 'weeds in the garden' and 'lump of cells' If you can disguise the evil people will delude themselves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (shmgt)

368 As a woman who is surrounded by a sea of liberals, whenever people are surprised that I do NOT support abortion, I just shrug my shoulders and say, "Nah, I am not a eugenist and I actually LIKE black people and think they should live. I refuse to continue Margaret Sanger's holocaust against the blacks and the poor." Then I turn away.

Hit them (hard) where it hurts most and shut the conversation down and refuse to engage.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (53riN)

369 #357

It kind of dampened my enthusiasm for the new season of Archer after Aisha Taylor made a truly loathsome campaign appearance promoting Planned Parenthood and Obama. She actually stated you cannot love a woman if you cannot let her be free to kill any pesky future women that might turn up by complete surprise in her uterus.

I've wanted to ask how much she knows about the origins of PP ever since.

Posted by: epobirs at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (kcfmt)

370 There are a number of people who make my life more difficult either through their illness or interaction with family. Some I love and some I dislike. Would it be okay to kill them so that my life can be more carefree?

Posted by: Hillar Clinton at January 26, 2013 10:24 AM (trh5+)

371 I was driving and ended up listening to NPR and an interview with
Margaret Cho. You know, usually an interview with a comedian is funny.
This was decidedly not.




Margaret Cho is perfect for NPR; annoying, borderline retarded, extremely unfunny and with a voice only appreciated at Galludet University. IOW Garrison Keillor with slightly more testosterone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 10:24 AM (SFjfI)

372 >>>>I will be moving to Simpsonville late spring early summer

This truly is God's country. I lived in Mauldin nextdoor for about ten years. If I happen to outlive me wife, or she ever throws me under the bus, I'm moving back.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:24 AM (4Mv1T)

373 This truly is God's country. I lived in Mauldin nextdoor for about ten years. If I happen to outlive me wife, or she ever throws me under the bus, I'm moving back.
Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:24 AM (4Mv1T)


I'm gonna miss the ocean.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:25 AM (l86i3)

374 Stupid fat ankled sock I cold hardly pull it off.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2013 10:25 AM (trh5+)

375 363 Jean,

we'll laugh.....

EUrope is either gonna walk back or not....the libs here will either fight the outsider or not I may mock and hate the left but I do everything in my power to not want to kill them Jihadi Jim doesn't suffer from hesitation.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:25 AM (LRFds)

376 361- Anna
The ironic twist is that our female, lesbian protagonist must be given the choice of ending moms suffering because her condition has deteriorated. The doctors tell her that she must pull the plug in accordance with her end of life wishes. We could tailor the death to near our protagonists birthday.
I smell an Oscar here's...

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:25 AM (0SmH0)

377 My grandmother on my mom's side was a Kellogg. Hope she wasn't one of "those" Kellogg's.
Regardless, she was a very godly woman. To this day, my favorite person that has been in my life.
Mom, you ran a fairly close second.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 10:26 AM (4Zmpq)

378 Anonymous hack update. The ussc.gov site was pulled from the DNS so you cant get there by it's URL. But you can get there by it's IP address. They set up a live chat window on the site. Half of the chat comments sound like something you would read here.

OK, which of you did it?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 26, 2013 10:26 AM (r0+v0)

379 Sarah is looking through her mother's papers before finalizing the contract that would put Helen in the assisted nursing care home. There she finds a hospital bill for a selective abortion. Then she looks at the date and gasps.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:20 AM (shmgt)

*******

What makes you think a young adult raised by that mother with those values would go to the trouble of putting her elderly mother in a nursing home to begin with? Youth in Asia!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:26 AM (1OZSU)

380 What's gong to happen when the Muslims start beheading abortionists?

When they came for the abortionists I said nothing because I was not an abortionist.

When they came for me I double-tapped them with my M-4.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 26, 2013 10:27 AM (8aAQ9)

381 I'll be in Gatlinburg in a couple weeks. An ad hoc reunion of Army buddies that I originally conceived more than a year ago when I found a guy on Facebook. 9 guys who haven't seen each other in give or take 20 years. Might be a little drinking.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 26, 2013 10:27 AM (ZshNr)

382 368
Thank you. Fight back I'm tired of playing nice.

Posted by: gigg at January 26, 2013 10:28 AM (dDD3H)

383 I'm gonna miss the ocean.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:25 AM (l86i3)


When I moved from Maryland to Ahia, there were four things I hated leaving behind: the ocean, crabcakes, Balmer accents and waitresses that call you "Hon".

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 10:28 AM (SFjfI)

384 The progs have done a good job of erasing their horrible record from 1900 thru 1950 from our collective memory.

Ask anyone about Wilson and you get 14 points, League of Nations, and Princeton - at best.

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 10:29 AM (XwDPQ)

385 bc

your kids are adorable.....you need to get them matching camo outfits.....cabela's or bass pro shop...

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 10:29 AM (GVxQo)

386 380 San Bannion,

When the come en mass I thanked God for boy scouts, MacGuyver, grandpa, and various FMs used some soup cans, fishing sinks, gunpowder, and and used a field expedient claymore to suppress them and allow multiple shooters treed targets.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:29 AM (LRFds)

387 OSP, sounds great. Simpsonville's a nice, little town. It has really grown since I've been in the area (15 years). If Mrs. OSP is a shopper, plan on spending a lot of time in Greenville. Woodruff Rd. on a Saturday is the bain of Mr. Black's existence to this day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2013 10:30 AM (ATdet)

388 your kids are adorable.....you need to get them matching camo outfits.....cabela's or bass pro shop...
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 10:29 AM (GVxQo)


They have pink cammo.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:30 AM (l86i3)

389 Youth in Asia!

***

Is that an exchange program?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 26, 2013 10:30 AM (MhA4j)

390 Secret Squirrel and Heather Radish, my fevered brain just made another synaptic connection about the story of Sarah and her mother Helen.

This is the anti Sophie's Choice. Instead of the Nazis forcing her to choose which child to save. She chooses which to save. Ultrasound had shown she was carrying fraternal twins and she chose to kill the boy.

And yes acute early onset Alzheimer and quality of life. Sarah has to wrestle with these hard decisions. She has never known her father, Helen had merely called him a sperm donor. Rest of her family is trendy chic bubbleheads who spout Elle, NPR, and Vogue. And here she is in emotional agony with no one to turn to.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:31 AM (shmgt)

391 Anybody old enough here to remember that to see Roadrunner and Wylie Coyote you had to go to the movies?


Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:08 AM (4Mv1T)


That would be me. And I think it was Wile E. Coyote.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 10:31 AM (SFjfI)

392 368 As a woman who is surrounded by a sea of liberals, whenever people are surprised that I do NOT support abortion, I just shrug my shoulders and say, "Nah, I am not a eugenist and I actually LIKE black people and think they should live. I refuse to continue Margaret Sanger's holocaust against the blacks and the poor." Then I turn away.

Hit them (hard) where it hurts most and shut the conversation down and refuse to engage.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (53riN)
-----
my ex-fil responded to a similar statement with "do you want the country covered with ni***rs and sp**ks?" I'm not kidding

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:31 AM (kpSH/)

393 OSP, sounds great. Simpsonville's a nice, little town. It has really grown since I've been in the area (15 years). If Mrs. OSP is a shopper, plan on spending a lot of time in Greenville. Woodruff Rd. on a Saturday is the bain of Mr. Black's existence to this day.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2013 10:30 AM (ATdet)


Maybe you could show her around. She's not much of a shopper but she's highly educated, somewhere to the right of Ronald Reagan and fun to be around.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:32 AM (l86i3)

394 Is that an exchange program?
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 26, 2013 10:30 AM (MhA4j)

*****

Of sorts, I suppose.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:32 AM (1OZSU)

395 road runners disappoint me....i always thought they were big....like an ostrich...they are small...

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 10:33 AM (GVxQo)

396 Exchange Program, you exchange carbon states.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:33 AM (shmgt)

397 so I go over to Violet Blue's blog and see Anonymous is holding the court's "hostage" on sentencing guidelines....

wonder what game they're playing?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:33 AM (LRFds)

398 390- get to writing Anna! Lena Dunham called and wants the part!

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:33 AM (0SmH0)

399 Alright damn it. Something has to be done about these fucking robo spam calls.

Yesterday I was home all day, six. This morning at 7:30 robo call. The latest scam is an "urgent call from Verizon" with your name and a payment problem. It is a total scam. Why can't Verizon stop that shit?

I think Julia at "card services" has given up on lower my credit card rates, now she is on to my phone bill.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 10:33 AM (wR+pz)

400 secret squirrels

only if there's nudity and brian williams watches.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 10:34 AM (GVxQo)

401 399 Billy Bob,

if I got the call I'd give them Barry's data if available.....

I'm w/sprint

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:35 AM (LRFds)

402
I think Julia at "card services" has given up on lower my credit card rates, now she is on to my phone bill.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual

***

When I see those spoofed numbers on the caller ID I answer "Department of Homeland Security, this call is being recorded."

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 26, 2013 10:35 AM (MhA4j)

403 My two girls are now up watching Mickey Mouse club. Which means I'm gonna have to figure breakfast out. So I've gotta roll. Have a great day horde!

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 26, 2013 10:36 AM (0SmH0)

404 Youth in Asia!
Is that an exchange program?


Because I've got a few trade-ins...

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pederast at January 26, 2013 10:37 AM (FcR7P)

405 Secret Squirrel, this is all I need is yet another story begging to be written. OSP, up for a collaboration?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:37 AM (shmgt)

406 395 road runners disappoint me....i always thought they were big....like an ostrich...they are small...
Posted by: phoenixgirl waiting for spring training at January 26, 2013 10:33 AM (GVxQo)

**********

I think that's a common misperception because of the Roadrunner cartoons. Actually the actor who played Wile E. Coyote was very small (sorta like Tom Cruise), so they had to use some interesting camera angles, making the Roadrunner look relatively big. Plus, they say the camera adds 30 lbs or so.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:37 AM (1OZSU)

407 Secret Squirrel, this is all I need is yet another story begging to be written. OSP, up for a collaboration?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:37 AM (shmgt)

Sure!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:38 AM (l86i3)

408 that might turn up by complete surprise in her uterus.

If it's a complete surprise, ur doin it rong.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:39 AM (ZKzrr)

409 406 Seamus Muldoon,

The replacement actor for the Road Runner after 1963's tragic accident with the Pacific Streak Locomotive had a glandular disorder. His sibling later found work on a comedy uttering the infamous catchphrase "What you talking 'bout Wile E.?"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (LRFds)

410 408, yes, too much booze

Posted by: Jean at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (DcbLC)

411 Have been lobbying for a three day, ping-ping-ping, ricochet rabbit season in my state. So far, to no avail.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (XOog0)

412 OSP, so na. *bangs head into desk*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (shmgt)

413
What's gong to happen when the Muslims start beheading abortionists?

A muslim once said something to the effect that when your enemies are fighting each other, you can lay back and relax.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (lZdTc)

414 246
2 weeks until I take the LSAT.



Consistently scoring in the top 1% (99th percentile) on every
practice test (172+), but struggling to keep it above 175 (which is the
score I would need, with my undergrad GPA, to cruise to acceptance at
one of the Big 3, Harvard/Yale/Stanford).


Blow of law school. Go over to instapunant and read the doom about law school grads. My son blew off a full scholarship at UNC and went to Duke MBA on a partial ride, which means I got fucked.

Best decision he ever made. His law school buddies all have jobs paying half what he is making and he only went two years instead of three.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 10:41 AM (wR+pz)

415 So Iowa Sen Harkin (D) is not running for reelection. Good! Come on GOP Take control of the Senate in 2014!

Posted by: carolina at January 26, 2013 10:41 AM (JebKA)

416 A muslim once said something to the effect that when your enemies are fighting each other, you can lay back and relax.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (lZdTc)

Sort of like Syria, Libya, Egypt, Mali, Sudan..........

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:42 AM (l86i3)

417 401
399 Billy Bob,

if I got the call I'd give them Barry's data if available.....

I'm w/sprint


Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:35 AM (LRFds)

These are LAND LINES! I have two. Don't ask.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 10:42 AM (wR+pz)

418 Have a good day Secret Squirrel etc...
I've been enjoying your comments.

Posted by: teej at January 26, 2013 10:43 AM (t9e6Q)

419 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 10:02 AM

Yeah, that's the way to keep that Big Tent empty.

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 10:44 AM (5H6zj)

420 "What you talking 'bout Wile E.?"
Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:40 AM (LRFds)


*******

I could never tell him and Webster apart.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:44 AM (1OZSU)

421 I have discovered that if you simply pick up the phone and say nothing the robo call will not start. The computer waits to hear a voice. If it is not a robo call usually someone on the other end will speak.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 10:44 AM (wR+pz)

422 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21208674

I'm confused Piers "fuckhead" Morgan says that the UK doesn't have gun crime....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 26, 2013 10:45 AM (LRFds)

423 These are LAND LINES! I have two. Don't ask.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 10:42 AM (wR+pz)


*******

Why do you have two land lines?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:45 AM (1OZSU)

424 >>>and went to Duke MBA on a partial ride.

A friend, who in addition to having a Duke MBA, has an MSEE from NCSU said a few years ago that his Duke degree had the single largest impact on his career. He was a C level exec., but now a preacher.

Sometimes it's hard to see that next turn in the road.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:48 AM (4Mv1T)

425 I have discovered that if you simply pick up the phone and say nothing the robo call will not start. The computer waits to hear a voice. If it is not a robo call usually someone on the other end will speak.

I say, "hello." When the robo call recording starts or I get connected to the live telemarketer in the call center, I hang up. This costs them money.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 10:48 AM (V3kRK)

426
These are LAND LINES! I have two. Don't ask.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 10:42 AM (wR+pz)

======
Wheredo you get land mines?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:49 AM (MPjT8)

427 Don't know if it was posted earlier but has anyone seen the PSA by the Milwaukee Co Sheriff at HA?

Refreshing surprise

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 10:49 AM (aZ6ew)

428 And I think it was Wile E. Coyote.

It just occurred to me that I've been calling him "Wily E. Coyote" for almost fifty years. It's like discovering there are only fifty states in the Union.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 10:49 AM (FcR7P)

429 Going to the march for life at the Texas capital today. I'll say hi to Gov. Perry for y'all.

Posted by: Invictus at January 26, 2013 10:49 AM (OQpzc)

430 So, I saw "The Following" last night.

Gonna delete it from the "to do" list on the TiVo.

Have no interest in "Saw: The Cult."

So F'ing tired of torture porn in movies and TV . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 26, 2013 10:50 AM (imtbm)

431 I hang up. This costs them money.

Sometimes I don't hang up. This costs them even more money. "Hello? Hello?"

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 10:51 AM (FcR7P)

432 Lol, The same guy who sent me the video of the Golden eagle pulling goats off a mountain sent me this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syxzQ0rdDxI

"Himilayan ninja goats" it's an old video but funny as heck

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 26, 2013 10:51 AM (kpSH/)

433 429 Going to the march for life at the Texas capital today. I'll say hi to Gov. Perry for y'all.


*removes panties, hands them to Invictus*

Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 10:52 AM (5H6zj)

434 Invictus- Good on you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, is on ice. at January 26, 2013 10:52 AM (4Mv1T)

435 Watching this Eddie Murphy movie where he's got some tree that drops leaves when he talks, until he dies. Stupid premise, but he's still a funny bastard in my op.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:54 AM (MPjT8)

436 Watching this Eddie Murphy movie where he's got some tree that drops leaves when he talks, until he dies. Stupid premise, but he's still a funny bastard in my op.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:54 AM (MPjT


I watch Coming to America every time it's on.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:55 AM (l86i3)

437 Going to the march for life at the Texas capital today. I'll say hi to Gov. Perry for y'all.

And once those kids are born, you're going to allow teachers to protect them, aren't you?

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 10:56 AM (FcR7P)

438 There was a standing procedure for "bomb threats" with a reminder checklist next to each phone in the clinic. I used to amuse myself by scratching out two letters at the top of each check list, getting this: BOMB THREAT CHECKLIST
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:11 AM (1OZSU)

*********
Questions on the B-M- Threat Checklist that we were supposed to ask the caller included:

Do you know where the B-M- is?

Do you know who placed the B-M-?

Do you know when the B-M- is scheduled to go off?

How many B-M-'s are there?

As usual, I was more amused by this than anybody else.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 26, 2013 10:57 AM (1OZSU)

439 *removes panties, hands them to Invictus*
Posted by: Y-not at January 26, 2013 10:52 AM (5H6zj)

There is no way I'm throwing women's panties at the Gov. That would just be wrong.

Posted by: Invictus at January 26, 2013 10:57 AM (OQpzc)

440 Sometimes I don't hang up. This costs them even more money. "Hello? Hello?"

It might cost them more money burning up a little bit of messaging time, but it's marginal.

The real jump in cost for the spammer is when the call is routed from the machine that does the robo-dialing and tries to detect a live answer to a more sophisticated IVR system or a human agent. This increases the amount of capacity they need to maintain in their backend systems. Depending on the caller's sophistication, this means more ports on the call-queuing system, more screen pop capacity, and more time wasted for an agent (whether live or IVR) that will need to spend some amount of time engaging, then disengaging, then resetting for the next call.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 26, 2013 10:59 AM (V3kRK)

441

When I see those spoofed numbers on the caller ID I answer "Department of Homeland Security, this call is being recorded."


Somewhere on youtube, (I think), there's an audio clip of a guy that responds to spam calls as a detective investigating a murder. Funny shit....I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 26, 2013 11:01 AM (L7hol)

442 Don't know if it was posted earlier but has anyone seen the PSA by the Milwaukee Co Sheriff at HA?

Clarke is seriously awesome.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 26, 2013 11:01 AM (ZKzrr)

443 And once those kids are born, you're going to allow teachers to protect them, aren't you?
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2013 10:56 AM (FcR7P)

The ones that want to. I'm betting they'll allow carrying on college campuses soon.

Posted by: Invictus at January 26, 2013 11:01 AM (OQpzc)

444 Found it:

lmwbX9RkmEU

That's the video tag...just copy and past it on youtube.....I'm just being lazy today.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 26, 2013 11:04 AM (L7hol)

445 How do you know that no teachers are packing?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 11:04 AM (MPjT8)

446 I watch Coming to America every time it's on.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 26, 2013 10:55 AM (l86i3)


Same with 48 Hours but *only* the original.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2013 11:11 AM (SFjfI)

447 If you have an opportunity to stick it to Intuit with a barbed cock go for it.
This is prolly gun thread stuff but,

from Doug Ross via BadBlue:

http://tinyurl.com/b5zmo4n

Posted by: ontherocks at January 26, 2013 11:17 AM (aZ6ew)

448 So. Anonymous hacked a DoJ website and pretty much declared war. http://tinyurl.com/aj88bh2

They're not too happy withgun grabbing either:

http://bit.ly/VceTuD

Posted by: RushBabe at January 26, 2013 11:18 AM (tQHzJ)

449 337 #324 You know, twins have some sort of communication that is beyond normal comprehension. I wonder if the surviving twin will retain some subconscious memory of this and have problems from a young age.

And agree that it would be truly devastating for her to find out.

=========

I'm a surviving twin. In my case, my brother was stillborn. It's hard to explain, but sometimes I feel...incomplete? Thought I was just loopy, but I've talked to other surviving twins and they've felt the same as me.

Thus ends this "TMI" post.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 26, 2013 11:21 AM (5J54Q)

450 Sometimes I don't hang up. This costs them even more money. "Hello? Hello?"

----

Years ago when we used to get sales calls, I would get the, "hello ma'am, I'm so and so from so and so...." and before I would say a word, I'd hand the phone over to my 1 year old, where he'd babble into the phone until they hung up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2013 11:23 AM (ATdet)

451 Question for horde. I keep a radio/CD player in the
shed. A decent but old Sony compact. Anyway, I can move the flexible
little wire antenna all over the place and get somewhat decent reception
for the AM channel I want, but if I physically touch the radio, the
reception is ten times better than anytingI get with the antenna. Am I
acting as the antenna in that case?

Posted by: lincolntf at January 26, 2013 10:07 AM (ZshNr)
Yes, it is. Does the radio have a built-in telescoping rod antenna? If so, that is the FM antenna, and the flex wire is the AM antenna. If there is no rod antenna, then the flex wire is likely the FM antenna, and there is no external AM antenna. AM reception is picked up by the internal ferrite bar antenna, just like on a portable radio.
Is the shed metal? I have similar experiences using radios inside metal-clad wellsite trailers. One thing you might try in this case. Get about 50 feet of light insulated wire.Wrap a half-dozen turns around the case of the radio, and lead the long end of the wire outside the shed to a tree or pole, and attach it, using an insulator, like maybe a short length of poly twine. "Grounding" the other end of the wire to the metal body of the shed may help, too.If the shed has a window, simply putting the radio on the window sill, or on a purpose-built shelf may do the trick, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2013 11:26 AM (29+x5)

452 Wheredo you get land mines?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 26, 2013 10:49 AM (MPjT

Funny story. Went to Israel with family several years ago and along the road my son saw a sign in the ditch, "Danger Land Mines". It was in English, Hebrew and Arabic. He grabbed it, we were on a private family tour. Well when he went though airport security we were expecting the worse. Lady pulled it out and said nice sign, next. It is posted at my driveway entrance now.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 11:30 AM (wR+pz)

453 Are all these libs retiring because they feel confident that the leftward progression cannot be reversed?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 26, 2013 11:35 AM (7h5MH)

454 Rockefeller, Harkin, Chambliss?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 26, 2013 11:36 AM (7h5MH)

455 Oh, I've used the old waste their time ploy and spent a half an hour with them on more than one occasion. Once a Black guy got mad when I finally said, listen fellow you are breaking the law I am on the no call list and I am reporting you.

He started cussing me, so I cussed him back. He hung up. About five minutes later I get a call from a cell phone number and it's the same Black guy wanting to cuss me out some more. Stupid fucker's cell phone number showed up on my call id. You can guess how that worked out for him. I called him from my restricted phone for days at all times of the night. He finally cut the phone off.

I find it is best to act senile, since those are the people they scam and always ask for a supervisor when they want your CC number. Tell them your son told you never to give out your number to anyone unless you called them back and try to get them to give you a real number or address. They won't.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 26, 2013 11:37 AM (wR+pz)

456 Amazingly, I'm not hung over.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 26, 2013 12:31 PM (P7hip)

457 454 Rockefeller, Harkin, Chambliss?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 26, 2013 11:36 AM (7h5MH)

Who are wealthy people that may or may not have played first base for the New York Yankees back in the 1970s?

Posted by: Slappy at January 26, 2013 04:43 PM (LTbLf)






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