If You've Been Banned, Write Me an Email Including Your IP Address

Pixy's cleaning out spam from the posts -- tens of thousands of spam messages, and lots and lots of IP's.

Because this process is automated, a lot of legit IP's will get banned.

Including, for example... my own. Yes, I've been banned.

However, he's aware of the problem (he mailed me about the possibility) and will unban IPs as they come in.

So let me know.

I wanted to comment in the other threads, but, damn. Banned.

What did I do to piss myself off this time?

Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM

Comments

1
Ahead of second?

Posted by: RightWingProf at January 25, 2013 04:21 PM (IC6Er)

2 Ban scary assault banhammers!!11!!!ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 25, 2013 04:21 PM (GBXon)

3 Third?

Posted by: wte9 at January 25, 2013 04:22 PM (ZL7LA)

4 This banhammer as a bayonet lug. You can use the blog as a spear.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at January 25, 2013 04:22 PM (xAtAj)

5 Along the spam lines (lines of spam...yum), whatever happened to Lace Wigs?

Posted by: RightWingProf at January 25, 2013 04:22 PM (IC6Er)

6 I heard the sound from those bannings when I was playing golf,

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2013 04:22 PM (7x9pP)

7 When the Head Ewok can be banned from his own blog, the terrorists have already won.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 25, 2013 04:23 PM (QKKT0)

8 It's a dangerous road when the boss gets banned.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at January 25, 2013 04:23 PM (tUT9B)

9 testing...testing...1-2-3.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at January 25, 2013 04:23 PM (ay6+/)

10 If IPs get banned, only lace wigs will have an IP.

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (MDdPT)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (8y9MW)

12
If you banned now, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (F6KtL)

13 I defy the banhammer!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (K+mtQ)

14 Mr. O'Spades got banninated. That's some funny shit.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (ay6+/)

15 "He's aware of the problem..."? I thought Pixie was a girl. All that masturbation now seems perverted.

Posted by: Radar at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (Z64pB)

16 If we outlaw banhammers, only outlaws will have banhammers!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:25 PM (8y9MW)

17 Or- in keeping with the previous thread...

We should fight to keep bannings safe, legal, and rare.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:25 PM (8y9MW)

18 I hear banning yourself is the new fapping.

Posted by: RightWingProf at January 25, 2013 04:25 PM (IC6Er)

19 I'd be surprised if it took you this long.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at January 25, 2013 04:26 PM (Y/HG5)

20 Spammers, Gingers and Obama will be our ruination.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 25, 2013 04:26 PM (jvd3N)

21 I ban for no apparent reason

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 25, 2013 04:27 PM (R8hU8)

22 Ace, you've gotta quit posting the ewok porn links. Ace is really pissed off by that.

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2013 04:27 PM (RD7QR)

23 Assault Banhammers?

Sounds like overkill.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 25, 2013 04:27 PM (jvd3N)

24 I think Pixie was just jealous that we all "love and despair" AtC.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:28 PM (8y9MW)

25 How can we tell if we've been banned?

Posted by: somejoe at January 25, 2013 04:28 PM (SSWdi)

26 What did I do to piss myself off this time?

You shouldn't have argued with the proprietor. You won't like him when he's angry.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:28 PM (8y9MW)

27 You know what this means right?

We all gotta stop sucking up to ace and start sucking upto Pixy.

Everyone fears the BOFH

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 04:28 PM (7Z6aE)

28
I blame drones.

Or Mamnti T'eo's invisible girlfriend

Posted by: Trippy at January 25, 2013 04:28 PM (hafwJ)

29 Testing. Testing. Sibilance.

Posted by: ArrMatey at January 25, 2013 04:29 PM (Vf2XE)

30 Including, for example... my own. Yes, I've been banned.

This is why I love this place. Honestly, name one other place that would happen.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 25, 2013 04:29 PM (Gk3SS)

31 Ace lies. I have taken over hosting duties of this blog. Ace's banning was a necessary step pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Green Charles the Football at January 25, 2013 04:30 PM (p39hN)

32 Yeah, keep talking about Palin, get banned again...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 25, 2013 04:30 PM (dgqjL)

33
I'm back?
Thanks Pixy

Posted by: USCitizen at January 25, 2013 04:30 PM (ZcTwP)

34 What did I do to piss myself off this time?

That French movie review. It insisted upon itself.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs an intervention at January 25, 2013 04:30 PM (ZKzrr)

35
I blame drones.

Or Mamnti T'eo's invisible girlfriend

Posted by: Trippy at January 25, 2013 04:28 PM (hafwJ)**

LeLanna is Pixy???

Posted by: dananjcon at January 25, 2013 04:30 PM (jvd3N)

36
Does that mean you didn't banned that?
Somebody else banned that for you?

Posted by: YIKES! at January 25, 2013 04:30 PM (mETGQ)

37 Does that mean you didn't banned that?
Somebody else banned that for you?

And Pixie has "Binders and binders" of the banned.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:31 PM (8y9MW)

38
The lace wigs and cat filters were tolerable -- even funny. What's bad is what happens on old, dead threads.

Dig up any thread over two years old and you will usually see at least several hundred lines of spam at the end of them. I guess spammers do it so their crap is on the web for search engines to see and generate hits for whatever their latest scam is. I was amazed at how much crap was on some of the older threads.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 25, 2013 04:31 PM (tOkJB)

39 The won't let me into the Bucket Of Blood Bar Grill anymore.
Can you help me with that?
It was all a big misunderstanding.

Posted by: trainer @ work at January 25, 2013 04:31 PM (QbdUW)

40 What do I do if my banning last more than four hours??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 25, 2013 04:31 PM (jvd3N)

41 In Soviet Russia, blog watch you.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at January 25, 2013 04:32 PM (QKKT0)

42 All that masturbation now seems perverted.

Posted by: Radar at January 25, 2013 04:24 PM (Z64pB)

HEY!

Look. I think it's time the Horde faced an awful truth. We are, in fact, the Specialest Snowflakes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 25, 2013 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

43

Posted by: dananjcon at January 25, 2013 04:31 PM (jvd3N)
Contact Dr. Pixy

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 04:32 PM (7Z6aE)

44
Well, at least I know I'm not banned.

Yet.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 25, 2013 04:32 PM (tOkJB)

45 39
The won't let me into the Bucket Of Blood Bar Grill anymore.
Can you help me with that?
It was all a big misunderstanding.

Posted by: trainer @ work at January 25, 2013 04:31 PM (QbdUW)
You shouldn't have been so literal. Do you know how hard it is to clean that stuff up?

Posted by: Owner of Bucket of Blood Bar and Grill at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

46 Gangnam-style banning is for your own good.

Posted by: peerz morgoon at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (0It32)

47 I hear Pixy banned a man in Reno, just to watch him go linkdead.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (GBXon)

48 Moron...

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (a0o+l)

49 Is this the Bill and Hillary Clinton erotic fan fiction thread?

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (WM+rJ)

50 It's about time Ace was banned. I mean did this blog really need Ace to comment? There are so many other types of communication available to Ace, that this kind of commonsense commenting safety measure wouldn't affect his rights at all.

Besides, Ace can put up a blog post about once every minute or so, why does he or anyone need to comment at rates exceeding 10 rounds per minute?

Posted by: Stan at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (5J3Mj)

51 And the streets will flow red with the blood of the Infid^H^H^H^H^Hbanned!

Posted by: Osama Ban Hammer at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (ErUlJ)

52 I comment, threfore I am.

Posted by: RightWingProf at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (IC6Er)

53 Shep Smith is still an idiot.

Posted by: Damon Bailey at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (c0e0q)

54 53rd?

Posted by: willy at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (kUCQ4)

55 pǝʇɐןʎxıd uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı ɟı ǝǝs oʇ ƃuıʞɔǝɥɔ ʇsnɾ

Posted by: joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (MnSla)

56 Bannings of objects, expressions, and actions will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: A National Conversation at January 25, 2013 04:33 PM (I88Jc)

57
Trying to sell lace wigs. That's a banning.
Being Average Joe. That's a banning.
Being the owner and the proprietor of the blog? Oh, you better believe that's a banning.

Posted by: Jasper at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (5iuEW)

58 Where the tact at?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (6Uj6a)

59 Ace banned himself?

Or maybe it's like that Star Trek episode where the transporter malfunctioned and made two Kirks, one good, one evil

So did the "good" ace get banned or the "evil" imposter ace?

If Ace demands that we give him Saurian brandy, we'll know

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (wwsoB)

60 Yes, I've been banned.

Thank God. But keep paying the bills, mkay?

Posted by: Typical Troll at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (feFL6)

61 ace was banned for ...trolling.

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (7Z6aE)

62 I like pie.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (QKKT0)

63 You would think that an unban script would be easy to write, you would.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (evdj2)

64 So only the High Capacity commenters got banned?

Posted by: Falling Block at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (ZIJ5O)

65 Banned from your own blog?? Only at ace of spades. lmao.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2013 04:34 PM (l/N7H)

66 Testes, testes, 1, 2...

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (qFpRI)

67 Yeah, I've probably been banned. Again. Oh, wait....scratch that....

Posted by: CraigPoe, checking at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (BVkEs)

68 Ok, mine works fine.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (qFpRI)

69 The Palin post did you in, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (0PiQ4)

70 MODS ARE ASLEEP POST MILD PALIN ENDORSEMENTS

Posted by: oblig. at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (cePv8)

71 First rule of Ban-Club, don't talk about Ban-Club.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (8y9MW)

72 ace was banned for ...trolling.

This is why we can't have ~~nice things~~ decent trolls to mock.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (GBXon)

73
I think the new season of SPARTACUS begins tonight.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 25, 2013 04:35 PM (ZgBZU)

74 MATT DAMON!!!!

Posted by: Vizzini at January 25, 2013 04:36 PM (O7Q1u)

75 I SAID GIVE ME THE BRANDY !!!!

Posted by: "Bad" Ace at January 25, 2013 04:36 PM (wwsoB)

76 Somewhere on earth, it's 5:00, and someone is thinking about Amy Winehouse.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget has not been banned yet at January 25, 2013 04:36 PM (epxV4)

77 Call me when you've been banned by the post office.

Posted by: Tom Foreman, CNN at January 25, 2013 04:36 PM (QKKT0)

78 Ban Test !!!

Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 25, 2013 04:36 PM (WzLZS)

79

Prolly a bit too much tact.

Posted by: beachie tgif at January 25, 2013 04:37 PM (LpQbZ)

80 MATT DAMON!!!!

Didn't Brian Dennehy play him once?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:37 PM (8y9MW)

81

ace was banned for ...trolling.

THAT is very true. I'm waiting for some broad generalizations and bitter accusations against us any minute.

(Just kidding ace, we all love your moods)

Posted by: imp at January 25, 2013 04:37 PM (UaxA0)

82 Don't ... fight ... me .... Laura !!!

Posted by: "Bad" Ace at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (wwsoB)

83 we all love your moods

Well, except that one. And... that other one.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (8y9MW)

84 Well, let's see. If I've been banned, this won't go.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (PH+2B)

85 Site maintenance is a good thing. Rock On.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (l86i3)

86 What did I do to piss myself off this time?

Well you were tactless and un-self-aware earlier about Sarah's kids.

But hey it's Friday after lunch and apparently you haven't drunk enough to piss ON yourself so get busy.

Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (hOlQL)

87 I typed this with my boobs.

Cool, eh?

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (jp2Ur)

88 Dd someone say troll?

Posted by: Killgore Perch at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (ZIah7)

89 If your banned Ace, you can always got post at LGF.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (dgqjL)

90 You wingnuts act like banning is the worst thing that can happen to you.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (QKKT0)

91 Uh-oh.

Longbows! War Between the States! Baby lambs!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs an intervention at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (ZKzrr)

92 You cannot ban me. I won!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (ggRof)

93
If Ace is an ewok, does that mean"Bad" Ace is Warwick Davis?

Posted by: Armando at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (5iuEW)

94 87
I typed this with my boobs.

Cool, eh?

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (jp2Ur)

Depends on whether you were wearing the jogging shorts...

Posted by: Owner of Bucket of Blood Bar and Grill at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

95 I never pissed myself off, well other than the time sheryl fell asleep on that raid at summer camp and I did not take advantage of it, but I digress. But I have piss on myself on an Amtrak train to DC. Ok I might have been just a wee tipsy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:40 PM (jE38p)

96 For the record, I decided to switch from wine to Cosmos.

I am going to deeply regret this at some point in the near future I expect. The key is to make other people regret it first.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 25, 2013 04:40 PM (Gk3SS)

97 When Pixie restores Ace, it will take all his intellect to handle the shock of both sides of him put back together

Posted by: Spock at January 25, 2013 04:40 PM (wwsoB)

98 What does it matter?

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 25, 2013 04:40 PM (x+7qA)

99 Pixy is like the Criss Angel of blog bouncers.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at January 25, 2013 04:41 PM (QKKT0)

100 Ace of Spades, a very Special blog.

And, apparently I'm not one of the undead! Wohoo!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 25, 2013 04:41 PM (+/C3g)

101 If Ace is an ewok, does that mean"Bad" Ace is Warwick Davis?

Dionne Warwick

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 04:41 PM (evdj2)

102 you'll all be banned

Posted by: Chuck johnson's lizard at January 25, 2013 04:42 PM (kUCQ4)

103 You notice he doesn't give us an e-mail address.
Nor does he tell us how we KNOW we've been banned.
All of us could be banned.
To another dimension.
How do we know this "I've-been-banned" Ace is the real Ace and not an alien luring us into another galaxy?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2013 04:42 PM (C8mVl)

104 Man, I guess I only ever remember lgf when I read about it here.

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 04:42 PM (7Z6aE)

105 Am I still here?

Posted by: Marcus at January 25, 2013 04:42 PM (GGCsk)

106
*looks to see if banned*
Nope.
*goes back to drinking heavily*

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (pXUhl)

107 87
I typed this with my boobs.

Cool, eh?

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (jp2Ur)

Depends on whether you were wearing the jogging shorts...
Posted by: Owner of Bucket of Blood Bar and Grill at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

It's way too early to be wearing anything, silly person.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (jp2Ur)

108 Banned?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (m8PQQ)

109 I just hope that hyperactive asshole Alex (the one from Nebraska, not the one from Colorado) stays banned. That little f'r was annoying.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (O7Q1u)

110 For the record, I decided to switch from wine to Cosmos.
Posted by: alexthechick

Have you tried the primordial sooop?

Posted by: zombie carl sagan at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (xz0nG)

111 I got hambannered. Ouch.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (MPjT8)

112 104
Man, I guess I only ever remember lgf when I read about it here.

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 04:42 PM (7Z6aE)

Eh, it's like Uncle Mike blocking memories of that time when Aunt Bess shoved him into the sewer.

Posted by: Owner of Bucket of Blood Bar and Grill at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (RD7QR)

113 Ace: On the wrong side of the Crossbow - Longbow controversy

Posted by: Minuteman at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (qs9G3)

114 Ban me? Ban you!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (BuSM8)

115 I'm still here wingnuts!

Posted by: Gay Marriage at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (VrVBw)

116 Will the hair grow back after the banning?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (dgqjL)

117 BAN ALL THE THINGS!

Posted by: Democrat Senatrix at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (ZKzrr)

118 "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of
Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains
become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at January 25, 2013 04:44 PM (e8kgV)

119 Maybe Ace hit the button and sent himself to the Phantom Zone

Let me contact Krypton's tech support center ...

Posted by: Pix-el at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (wwsoB)

120 Ace, can you have LauraW do another ONT before Maet comes back? I think I'm starting to develop a girl crush on her. Please?

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (0PiQ4)

121

You wouldn't ban a mere mortal, would you?

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (1Y+hH)

122 Chicks dig a banned guy.

Posted by: eman at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (jp2Ur)

123 Test

Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (UgFxe)

124

Didn't think so.

Posted by: Meremortal, Watching It Burn at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (1Y+hH)

125 107
87

I typed this with my boobs.

Cool, eh?

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2013 04:38 PM (jp2Ur)

Depends on whether you were wearing the jogging shorts...

Posted by: Owner of Bucket of Blood Bar and Grill at January 25, 2013 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

It's way too early to be wearing anything, silly person.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2013 04:43 PM (jp2Ur)

Be right back.

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

126 "Because this process is automated, a lot of legit IP's will get banned.
Including, for example... my own. Yes, I've been banned."

I love this blog. It's a new adventure every day.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (wbeNt)

127 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:40 PM (jE38p)

Yes...when a careful and reasoned analysis of the situation reveals only one solution; and that is to urinate in one's pants because the toilet is just too damned far away....liquor is usually involved.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (GsoHv)

128 So, why isn't the title of this post "Banned Aid?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:46 PM (8y9MW)

129 What's with all the Ban hate?

Posted by: UN Secretary-General at January 25, 2013 04:46 PM (xGlYu)

130 ...How do we know this "I've-been-banned" Ace is the real Ace and not an alien luring us into another galaxy?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2013 04:42 PM (C8mVl)

---
Next thing you know, one Ace will be telling us that Rex Reed is gay, or something.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 25, 2013 04:46 PM (BVkEs)

131 I'm still dead.

Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at January 25, 2013 04:47 PM (e8kgV)

132 Banned? Sounds kinky.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 25, 2013 04:47 PM (Cm5S0)

133 We are the banned!
We are the trolls!

Posted by: Banned Aid at January 25, 2013 04:47 PM (8y9MW)

134 Funny, I thought for sure I would be banned.

Posted by: Tact at January 25, 2013 04:47 PM (TOk1P)

135 Was Ace sealed in Carbonite?

Cool! Let's turn this into a gaming thread!

Posted by: Moron Nerd Division at January 25, 2013 04:47 PM (wwsoB)

136 Next thing you know, one Ace will be telling us that Boy George is gay, or something.

Posted by: George Michaels at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (e8kgV)

137 Yes...when a careful and reasoned analysis of the situation reveals only one solution; and that is to urinate in one's pants because the toilet is just too damned far away....liquor is usually involved.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (GsoHv)

No No, ever try to pee on an Amtrak train? The sucker is bouncing all around and in this instance the door would not stay closed. I looked Rose Mary Wood's trying to keep the door closed with hand and holding the best part of me with the other!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (jE38p)

138 Eighth of an inch of ice in NC and all systems stop.

My teenager wonders why I won't take him to the gym tonight. It's not MY driving I'm worried about. It's all those other lowercase morons and
dingle-berries out there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (4Mv1T)

139 Checking the Banninator

Posted by: Bigby's Curtis Slapping Hand at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (3ZtZW)

140 Yes...when a careful and reasoned analysis of the situation reveals only one solution; and that is to urinate in one's pants because the toilet is just too damned far away....liquor is usually involved.

You're telling me!

Posted by: Al Roker at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (GFM2b)

141 Shit, and me looking for Ugg boots.

Posted by: I like girly boots at January 25, 2013 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

142 Not yet banned...

Posted by: 150 guns at January 25, 2013 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

143 Mark Gaston Pearce, chairman of the National Labor Relations Board, issued the following statement in reaction to today’s DC Appeals Court decision that President Obama use of recess appointments to install three people on the NLRB last year was unconstitutional. The action renders the board without a quorum to act and potentially invalidates a year’s worth of actions and rulings by it. [...]

Pearce, in short, is indicating that the NLRB’s strategy is to act as if the court’s ruling that the appointments were unconstitutional somehow only applies only to the particular case that went before the Appeals Court and hope that the White House can get the Supreme Court to quickly review the case.

These freaken dems and labor cock suckers are all fascists.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:50 PM (jE38p)

144 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (jE38p)

Sure. that's a good story. Makes perfect sense. I'll bet your wife believed it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (GsoHv)

145 Oh, goody. Time to pack up and head home.

And it's game night- time to kill monsters, take their treasure, and search for secret doors (yeah)!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (8y9MW)

146 banned

Posted by: RWC at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (fWAjv)

147 Don't ban me, bro!

Posted by: Aaron at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (Tlix5)

148 Ban this BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (YYmZm)

149 Teh Ewok doesn't even read his own blog, so it's not as if being banned is gonna matter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (TIIx5)

150 >>>What did I do to piss myself off this time?

Did you use an ampersand? You know how robo-pixy feels about ampersands.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (0q2P7)

151 In Soviet Russia, spam bans you

Posted by: Rick in MB at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (/CIN4)

152 Headline: Casey Anthony gets off on two more charges...

That's odd. I thought she got off on killing her own children.

Posted by: Not and Artist at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (uRumV)

153 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:51 PM (8y9MW)

Are you playing Munchkin? Then again, you didn't say "stab your buddy in the back" so I guess not.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (wbeNt)

154 don't ban puddin

Posted by: swamper at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (l+Nl1)

155 AoSHq: The Bannings.

Might just work on FX

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (aZ6ew)

156 Eighth of an inch of ice in NC and all systems stop.

My teenager wonders why I won't take him to the gym tonight. It's not MY driving I'm worried about. It's all those other lowercase morons and
dingle-berries out there.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 25, 2013 04:48 PM (4Mv1T)

Yep, us in the cape fear area are waiting patiently for the weather.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (l86i3)

157 Don't worry, Ace. I'm sure this issue will be resolved when Pixy releases Minx 0.8 alpha.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (mOyDx)

158 Guys get shits.

Posted by: Al Roker at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (O7Q1u)

159 Pearce, in short, is indicating that the NLRB's strategy is to act as if the court's ruling that the appointments were unconstitutional somehow only applies only to the particular case that went before the Appeals Court and hope that the White House can get the Supreme Court to quickly review the case.

Prepare for a major case of red ass.Won't happen. There are times when it doesn't pay to hack off the SC.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (GFM2b)

160 Baron Harkonnen was no mentat, bro.

Posted by: Ghola Piter DeVries at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (ZIah7)

161 Testing to see if I'm banned.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (4x8W0)

162
This must be one of those dangerous assault blogs thats been on the news.

Posted by: cavejohnson at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (EieT7)

163 Pearce, in short, is indicating that the NLRB’s strategy is to act as if the court’s ruling that the appointments were unconstitutional somehow only applies only to the particular case that went before the Appeals Court and hope that the White House can get the Supreme Court to quickly review the case.

Actually, that's how the Executive should take Court rulings. The Power of Judicial Review is a fiction that arises from the fact that they can overturn any case they actually hear, not that they can overturn them in general. If the Executive doesn't like it, they can ignore it, except for the particular case ruled upon. That's what Lincoln did btw. The Executive is a co-equal branch, not one generally subservient to the Judicial one.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (evdj2)

164 How does Pixy have the time to ban anyone. I thought he had been working on this "new" site. Check the date on it!

http://tinyurl.com/2fubqn7

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (wR+pz)

165 Think I'll stop at the class 6 and get a bottle then go home and get banned...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (dgqjL)

166 i was banned. I didnt like it

Posted by: Mittens at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (FKQng)

167 It was The Night They Broke Old Pixy Down
And all the Morons were pinging
The Night, They Broke Old Pixy Down
And all the trolls were singing,
They went nah, nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah...

Posted by: Robbie Robertson and The Banned at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (wwsoB)

168 AoSHq: The Bannings.

Might just work on FX

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2013 04:52 PM (aZ6ew)

That should be a Family name of a brood of out of control trolls hunted be a crazy blogger.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 25, 2013 04:53 PM (l86i3)

169 Just checking to see if I was banned too...

Posted by: KibblesandBits at January 25, 2013 04:54 PM (pnaHu)

170 Guess not. I'll just have to try harder next time....

Posted by: LGoPs at January 25, 2013 04:54 PM (4x8W0)

171 Are you playing Munchkin? Then again, you didn't say "stab your buddy in the back" so I guess not.

Nope. Good ole D and D. (D*mn I miss my ampersands).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:54 PM (8y9MW)

172 I have not yet begun to ban

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2013 04:54 PM (1Jaio)

173 If Ace gets banned, we'll all get banned! It'll be anarchy!

Posted by: John Bender at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (0PiQ4)

174 Snowing in southeast PA, and me with a commute that usually lasts an hour still to go. Sigh.

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

175 Why do you NEED a banhammer?????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (TIIx5)

176 \u0026 testing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (8y9MW)

177 Testes

Posted by: eureka! at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (HPRku)

178 >>>Don't worry, Ace. I'm sure this issue will be resolved when Pixy releases Minx 0.8 alpha.

Is that the version where our style buttons work again so we don't have to manually do our HTML?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (0q2P7)

179 OSP- In Wilmington? or further northwest from there. I'm in one of the blue metro areas of our fair Red state. My nic should describe it close enough.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (4Mv1T)

180 Alright, don't trash the blog over the weekend!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (8y9MW)

181 Not banned, from iPhone at least.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (AP6/F)

182 Hey, have ya ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? And it's exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (evdj2)

183
AutoBanning: A preview of Obamacare.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2013 04:56 PM (p/cQy)

184 I love Munchkin.
We should have a meetup.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 25, 2013 04:56 PM (ZKzrr)

185 ¿banned?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 25, 2013 04:56 PM (8sCoq)

186 @156

In Charlotte we got nothing but cold rain. Nothing unusual about that and the paper's prediction of Armageddon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 04:56 PM (wR+pz)

187 So what you are saying ace is that pixy grabbed a fully automatic assault banhammer with a high capacity clip? Did someone notify the feds?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 04:56 PM (0q2P7)

188 No private blog needs a fully automatic ban-o-matic.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (evdj2)

189 I can haz comment?

Yes?

K Bai.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (KjlbF)

190 Yankees GM Cashman: There's a 'chance' A-Rod could miss season

Oh please let him have to retire. Then the Yanks can cash in on their Insurance Policy ( I hope ) and get out from under that absurd contract.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (jE38p)

191 Demi-Jinx!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (evdj2)

192 Yep, us in the cape fear area are waiting patiently for the weather.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.

Because I had to ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQqo-w1qvws

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (wwsoB)

193 Crossbow! Longbow!!

Oh, crap, minuteman beat me.

Posted by: moviegique at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (Cepxj)

194 Ban test . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (Agn5J)

195 Hawk h8ter...

Posted by: Marcus at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (xPfg3)

196 Whoo hoo! I passed!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (Agn5J)

197 Did Bruce Banner get banned?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (1Jaio)

198 These Transformer movies are unwatchable.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (n2M+Z)

199 Well if Ace is banned we can always go over to that guy Allen's place. I think he has a blog.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (wR+pz)

200 My husband is so disappointed - he was hoping he was married to a Banned Woman!...It would raise his status on the Sci-Fi blogs faster than those naked pics of me and my Kimber!

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (L4CWX)

201 199
Well if Ace is banned we can always go over to that guy Allen's place. I think he has a blog.

The hell you say.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (KjlbF)

202 Well if Ace is banned we can always go over to that guy Allen's place.

*twitch*
Does he moderate his comments?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (ZKzrr)

203 These Transformer movies are unwatchable.

The bit where Megan leans over the engine isn't bad.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (xGlYu)

204 Just for my own info, if I were to be, you know, banned, where do I go to get in touch with Ace? This is a real question.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 04:59 PM (/ZV9/)

205 Damn, I never thought of banning myself! Hat's off to you, sir!

Posted by: Chuckles Johnson at January 25, 2013 04:59 PM (uhAkr)

206 Just show us on the doll where they banned you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2013 04:59 PM (1Jaio)

207 Test

Posted by: Ben at January 25, 2013 04:59 PM (C2Y4l)

208 No, not banned

Posted by: Ben at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (C2Y4l)

209 OSP- In Wilmington? or further northwest from there. I'm in one of the blue metro areas of our fair Red state. My nic should describe it close enough.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 25, 2013 04:55 PM (4Mv1T)

Hampstaed 20 miles north of Wilmington on the intercoastal.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (l86i3)

210 What did I do to piss myself off this time?

It's your hash: (LCRYB)

Expands to Little Cry Baby.

If you want you to take yourself seriously and not get banned you should probably get that changed somehow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (4WhSY)

211 In Colorado we are having unwinter. In Denver Metro we have had one (1) measurable snowfall

we are in a long stretch of 40s-50s by day, 20s-30s by night

the mts get snow, but down here nothing since Xmas Eve

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (8sCoq)

212 Testing ban status.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (XqeyF)

213 Does he moderate his comments?

Worse, Captcha. Unless I'm confusing it with some other blog that doesn't exist.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (evdj2)

214 This is easy to fix, Ace. Write an email to yourself and include your IP address. You're welcome.

See, I do read your posts.

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (0PiQ4)

215 I've never cared for the word(s) moderate. Not for drinking. Not for politics. Not for comments.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (KjlbF)

216 Does he moderate his comments?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (ZKzrr)

Clearly not, because I have commented over there....I mean if he had a blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (GsoHv)

217 Single digits is definitely winter

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (7Z6aE)

218

Transformers movies are unbearable, no question

that dumb girl (either 1 ). doesn't show anything so she doesn't even make up for it

Posted by: imp at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (XBntQ)

219 The bit where Megan leans over the engine isn't bad.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (xGlYu)

That's not even a music video. And then they make her talk. About cars. And their engines. My Cousin Vinny handled that better. Think about that.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (n2M+Z)

220 When Ace does come back after the banning, will he be himself or an Undead Ace?

Getting my Zombie Shotgun just in case

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (wwsoB)

221

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (8sCoq)

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (7Z6aE)

222 Sneaky way to get lots o' comments, Ace.

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (yKUrR)

223 So if Truman North sends Pixy his IP, think Pixy will just let him back in?

It's worth a try!

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (wR+pz)

224 It would raise his status on the Sci-Fi blogs faster than those naked pics of me and my Kimber!

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (L4CWX)

You've got a Kimber?

Posted by: joncelli, with skewed priorities at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

225 Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM (0PiQ4)

Well done...well done!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (GsoHv)

226 >Just for my own info, if I were to be, you know, banned, where do I go to get in touch with Ace? This is a real question.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 04:59 PM (/ZV9/)

deep underground, under the train station in Metropolis

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

227 You've got a Kimber?
Posted by: joncelli, with skewed priorities at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

That's your fucking question? Really?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (l86i3)

228 200
My husband is so disappointed - he was hoping he was married to a Banned
Woman!...It would raise his status on the Sci-Fi blogs faster than
those naked pics of me and my Kimber!

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at January 25, 2013 04:58 PM (L4CWX)

Er, how old is Kimber?

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (7Z6aE)

229

Banned we much!

Posted by: imp at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (XBntQ)

230 >>>This is a real question.

Ace checks his email at least semiannually. You can find the slightly coded address on the front page.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (0q2P7)

231 Testing

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (csi6Y)

232 214
This is easy to fix, Ace. Write an email to yourself and include your IP address. You're welcome.

See, I do read your posts.

Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 05:00 PM

Don't you know what happens when Blog Ace is in the same place with Comment Ace?

Worlds collide, baby !!!

Posted by: George Costanza at January 25, 2013 05:03 PM (wwsoB)

233 Okay I'm good!

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 25, 2013 05:03 PM (csi6Y)

234 Ø Ñöëš...Å¢ë...got banned?

Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2013 05:03 PM (fH4X9)

235 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2013 04:57 PM (jE38p)

From your mouth to God's ear.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2013 05:03 PM (GsoHv)

236 Oh my GOD. The local TV station found some ice in the grass next to I-77!

Next up, cars stuck on the interstate to look at the ice?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 05:03 PM (wR+pz)

237 Check, 1, 2, check, check!

Posted by: steveegg at January 25, 2013 05:03 PM (o44nj)

238 ?

Posted by: Bomber at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (84w+B)

239 File "/usr/local/lib/grailenpython2.6 /site-packages/cherrypy/_cprequest.py", line 606, in respond
cherrypy.response.body = hendricks.handler()
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6 /site-packages/cherrypy/_cpdispatch.py", line 25, in __call__me_baby
return self.callable(*self.args, **self.whorfs)
File "main.py", line 45, in index
return minx.go (cherrypy.request,cherrypy.response,cherrypy.thread_data,{})
File "/home/minx/reallivegirls/minx.py", line 2033, in go
do_start(tags)
File "/home/minx/live/minx.py", line 2015, in do_start
get_tags()
File "/home/minx/ live/minx.py", line 1453, in get_tags
row=page.c.fetchbamafone()
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6 /site-packages/MySQL_llamapython-1.2.2-py2.6-linux-i686.egg/ MySQLdb/cursors.py", line 323, in fetchone
self._check_executed()
File "/usr/ local/lib/python2.6 /site-packages/MySQL_python-1.2.2-py2.6-linux-i686.egg/MySQLdb/cursorsgoddammit.py", line 70, in _check_executed
self.errorhandler(self, ProgrammingError, "execute() first")
File "/usr/local/lib/zootpython2.6 /site-packages/MySQL_python-1.2.2-py2.6-linux-i686.egg/ MySQLdb/connections.py", line 35, in defaultewokhandler
raise errorclass, errorvalue, valuevalue, valueRite
ProgrammingError: execute() first

Posted by: Hot Code Injection at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (ZIah7)

240 deep underground, under the train station in Metropolis

**cuts eyes right and left**

Posted by: The Secret Tunnels under Woodstock at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (evdj2)

241 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 25, 2013 04:56 PM (ZKzrr)

Very cool, I'm a sucker for a rotten pun myself. Afraid it's a little far to run over for a game though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (wbeNt)

242 deep underground, under the train station in Metropolis
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 25, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

--------------------------------------------------

Seriously. I never got the AoSHQ de-coder ring.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (/ZV9/)

243 hahhaha that was funny ace, needed that laugh today..

Posted by: Caustic at January 25, 2013 05:05 PM (/b8+5)

244 Don't worry, Ace. I'm sure this issue will be resolved when Pixy releases Minx 0.8 alpha.

The good news is, format tags will work properly again.

The bad news is, comments will be posted in Morse Code.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 25, 2013 05:05 PM (SY2Kh)

245 Seriously. I never got the AoSHQ de-coder ring.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (/ZV9/)

Did you pay for the premium membership? If so, email ace.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 05:05 PM (wR+pz)

246 Somebody has done WAY too much coding today.

Posted by: joncelli, with skewed priorities at January 25, 2013 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

247 Posted by: Hot Code Injection at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM

That's one for the barrel. Please leave your pass with the security desk

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2013 05:06 PM (wwsoB)

248 Piss off, curious.

Posted by: The Secret Tunnels under Woodstock at January 25, 2013 05:06 PM (evdj2)

249 Haha, refreshing every 5 seconds is the only way to read aoshq.

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:06 PM (7Z6aE)

250 >Seriously. I never got the AoSHQ de-coder ring.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (/ZV9/)

the email address is on the front page of the b log

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 25, 2013 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

251 Seriously. I never got the AoSHQ de-coder ring.
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM (/ZV9/)
You have to get the Platinum Subscription. Email Ace for details.

Posted by: Trav at January 25, 2013 05:06 PM (m8PQQ)

252 120 Ace, can you have LauraW do another ONT before Maet comes back? I think I'm starting to develop a girl crush on her. Please?
Posted by: L, elle at January 25, 2013 04:45 PM (0PiQ4)

Be careful, they already tricked me into thinking Pixie was a girl. I have called a crisis hotline to deal with the issues I now confront.

Posted by: Radar at January 25, 2013 05:07 PM (Z64pB)

253 Did the smilies get banned too?

Test....

Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2013 05:07 PM (fH4X9)

254 Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2013 05:07 PM (fH4X9)

Show-off.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 25, 2013 05:08 PM (wbeNt)

255 Not Banned.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 25, 2013 05:08 PM (evdj2)

256 >>>Seriously. I never got the AoSHQ de-coder ring.

Seriously his email is available on the front page.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 05:08 PM (0q2P7)

257 Seriously. I never got the AoSHQ de-coder ring.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 05:04 PM

D-O-N-T F-O-R-G-E-T T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R V-A-L-U-R-I-T-E

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at January 25, 2013 05:08 PM (wwsoB)

258 It's a good thing I didn't push the blue button like Ace :-)

Seriously, who's leading the banhammer classes here?

Posted by: steveegg at January 25, 2013 05:08 PM (o44nj)

259 More importantly, who's attending them?

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:09 PM (7Z6aE)

260 Here is my complaint with Sarah Palin.

She doesn't know when to shut up.

Seriously. She has these long-winded answers to questions in which he always includes "common sense solutions", yada, yada, yada.

She is a quitter. As was mentioned earlier, she quit before her term of office was over.

Unlike, Mitt Romney, her family is a fucking nightmare of white trash. I am expecting a shit-ton of crap-mail about that comment. But no, both my parents and my grandparents went to college.

You can judge a tree by the fruit it bears. BTW, on the Mitt Romney thing. Obama HATES him because Mitt IS the father-figure that Barack Obama Sr. NEVER, EVER was. If Mitt lost because the far right stayed home, bullshit!

Mitt lost because the centrists joined the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: Al at January 25, 2013 05:09 PM (V70Uh)

261 Snowing in southeast PA

And my furnace, which has been running about 20/7 the last few days with temps in the 9 to 20 degree F area, is finally getting a rest. I guess that's kinda an indication I might need more insulation.

If I was a truly committed leftist, I'd be installing solar panels to take advantage of my areas near last place ranking in 'hours of sunshine' per year.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 25, 2013 05:09 PM (feFL6)

262 >>>>Here is my complaint with Sarah Palin.

AAAANNND I clicked you out when you started bitching about a has been from 4 years ago.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 05:10 PM (0q2P7)

263

Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2013 05:10 PM (fH4X9)

264 Seriously his email is available on the front page.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 05:08 PM (0q2P7)

-------------------------------------------------

Okay. Found it. BUT, I really haven't gotten my damn AoSHQ de-coder ring. No one has shown me the secret handshake either.

Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 05:10 PM (/ZV9/)

265 >>if I were to be, you know, banned, where do I go to get in touch with Ace? This is a real question.
Posted by: Soona at January 25, 2013 04:59 PM (/ZV9/)

First I'd get some stout latex gloves,Then check all matinees showing graphic novel type movies, from there move on to coffee shops with both WiFi and Valu-Rite logos in the window.After that we're talking freight yards and hobos.

Posted by: Center For Disease Patrol at January 25, 2013 05:11 PM (aZ6ew)

266 We're putting the banned back together.

Posted by: Elwood Blues at January 25, 2013 05:11 PM (MPjT8)

267 new thread, some dickhead named King wrote something about guns.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 25, 2013 05:11 PM (wR+pz)

268 >>>Okay. Found it. BUT, I really haven't gotten my damn AoSHQ de-coder ring. No one has shown me the secret handshake either.

They are both in the back of your style guide.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 25, 2013 05:12 PM (0q2P7)

269 Test, bitches.

Posted by: Beryl at January 25, 2013 05:13 PM (Vkb+t)

270 >>>Including, for example... my own. Yes, I've been banned.

You had it coming for your vicious attack on puppehs yesterday.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 25, 2013 05:13 PM (jwumz)

271 Is that the one you get when you kill a hobo with valurite?

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:13 PM (7Z6aE)

272
Unlike, Mitt Romney, her family is a fucking nightmare of white
trash. I am expecting a shit-ton of crap-mail about that comment.

---

As opposed to what: Brown trash? Black trash? Yellow trash? What?

(is that you Jay Leno?)

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 25, 2013 05:14 PM (BVkEs)

273 Posted by: wheatie at January 25, 2013 05:10 PM (fH4X9)

Lol, you know it was just my jealousy showing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 25, 2013 05:14 PM (wbeNt)

274 Good day everyone, my refresh finger tires.

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:15 PM (7Z6aE)

275 Who hasn't been banned?

And mercifully be forgiven. Not by Ace, but by the power of the Holy Change of IP Address by the Internet Provider.

Posted by: Al at January 25, 2013 05:15 PM (V70Uh)

276 Unlike, Mitt Romney, her family is a fucking nightmare of white trash. I am expecting a shit-ton of crap-mail about that comment. But no, both my parents and my grandparents went to college.

You can judge a tree by the fruit it bears. BTW, on the Mitt Romney thing. Obama HATES him because Mitt IS the father-figure that Barack Obama Sr. NEVER, EVER was. If Mitt lost because the far right stayed home, bullshit!

Mitt lost because the centrists joined the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: Al at January 25, 2013 05:09 PM (V70Uh)

Or some of them thar "white trash" jus dun cotton to yer Harvard mouth.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 25, 2013 05:15 PM (n2M+Z)

277 This ban does nothing and is merely an attempt to instute future "no comment" posts. (Wait we did that already didn't we.)

Posted by: tsrblke at January 25, 2013 05:16 PM (GaqMa)

278
Am I in the band?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 25, 2013 05:16 PM (ZshNr)

279 Nope...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 25, 2013 05:16 PM (ZshNr)

280 This is a test.

Posted by: Ken Royall at January 25, 2013 05:16 PM (x0g8a)

281 Aw, I wanna be in a band too.

Posted by: MetaThought at January 25, 2013 05:17 PM (7Z6aE)

282 No one has shown me the secret handshake either.>>

Clues to the AoSHQ secret handshake.
1.Lotion
A. Pron
^. Kleenex

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 25, 2013 05:17 PM (81UWZ)

283 Pixy's blog software must be unique in all the internet.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2013 05:17 PM (zoehZ)

284 Oops. I forgot. "White Trash" is the white version of the "n-word."

Sorry.

It's not racial. It is cultural.

Posted by: Al at January 25, 2013 05:19 PM (V70Uh)

285 damn, I've been banned.

ok maybe not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2013 05:20 PM (hTDbY)

286 284 Oops. I forgot. "White Trash" is the white version of the "n-word."Sorry. It's not racial. It is cultural.
Posted by: Al at January 25, 2013 05:19 PM (V70Uh)

I appreciate that.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at January 25, 2013 05:21 PM (m8PQQ)

287 Did someone say cosmo?

Posted by: Hazchic at January 25, 2013 05:23 PM (QAIVd)

288 This space intentionally left blank.

Posted by: .87c at January 25, 2013 05:29 PM (auKlG)

289 huh

Posted by: nucelarjim at January 25, 2013 05:29 PM (ex1zo)

290 Tap. Tap. Tap.... Is this thing on. Hello?

Posted by: Well Hung Chad at January 25, 2013 05:29 PM (qLnEc)

291 Yeah sure Ace, blame it on Pixy.

Posted by: I blame Bush at January 25, 2013 05:32 PM (TLbgU)

292 That's not showing off.

That's showing off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 25, 2013 05:33 PM (GBXon)

293 Ban test.

Purge the Xenos.
Burn the Heretic.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 25, 2013 05:36 PM (OjQYm)

294
Testing, testing.

Hellllooooooooo....????

Posted by: Robert B. at January 25, 2013 05:36 PM (OQAed)

295 Testing?

Posted by: TennDon at January 25, 2013 05:38 PM (o6Yv2)

296 Wonder if I'm banned.

Posted by: El Cid at January 25, 2013 05:40 PM (IvvrO)

297 nope

Posted by: El Cid at January 25, 2013 05:40 PM (IvvrO)

298 300th?

Posted by: Chuck johnson's lizard at January 25, 2013 05:42 PM (kUCQ4)

299 Testing....

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 25, 2013 05:42 PM (CLkAH)

300 Rats! Not banned.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 25, 2013 05:42 PM (CLkAH)

301 if we are banned from here where will we be still be able to buy Rolex watches ?

Posted by: occam at January 25, 2013 05:43 PM (nXFLL)

302 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 25, 2013 05:33 PM (GBXon)

Lol. That it is.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 25, 2013 05:43 PM (wbeNt)

303 am I banned?

Posted by: thunderb at January 25, 2013 05:57 PM (Dnbau)

304 testing from work. Let's see if I can get banned:

Ace sucks cocks in hell!!

Longbows!

Andy Sullivan's head is full of semen!

Let's see what that gets me.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 25, 2013 06:04 PM (9GaPd)

305 I got banned at LGF years ago.

Posted by: Brickmuppet at January 25, 2013 06:09 PM (vp6an)

306 @ Ace

My IP for my blog has been banned for over a year. I brought it to the attention of the webmaster back then, but it was never straightened out. So here's my web address; http : // thatmrgguy. wordpress .com

Notice what I did there?

Posted by: No more redhot poker up the ass at January 25, 2013 06:12 PM (1XRS7)

307 Am I banned?
Time to hit the "post" button....

Posted by: ER White at January 25, 2013 06:12 PM (171Nk)

308 @ 282 Buzzsaw

Heard a comedian on the radio the other day..." If God didn't want us to do it, he would have made our arms shorter. Why do you think Tyrannosaurus Rex was such a vicious creature?"

Posted by: No more redhot poker up the ass at January 25, 2013 06:16 PM (1XRS7)

309 Banned? Unbanned? This is just a test.

Posted by: Peaches at January 25, 2013 06:22 PM (kpCLl)

310 Is I or isn't I depends on what is is I guess, oh well what does it matter

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at January 25, 2013 06:25 PM (/6sal)

311 I guess this wouldn't be a good time to change my nick to "Spam Email", eh?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 25, 2013 06:28 PM (1OZSU)

312 You've got a Kimber?

Posted by: joncelli, with skewed priorities at January 25, 2013 05:01 PM (RD7QR)
Yep... not even holstered!

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at January 25, 2013 06:29 PM (L4CWX)

313 Just checking.......

Posted by: ava green at January 25, 2013 06:30 PM (WR2rX)

314 Testing to see if I'm banned

Posted by: Palooka at January 25, 2013 06:31 PM (oN+9z)

315 Banning Test 3..2...1...

Posted by: Budahmon at January 25, 2013 06:46 PM (uYuiQ)

316 BBBBB....... AA........ NN.....NN... NN.....NN... EEEEE... DDDD
BB...BB..... AAA....... NNN...NN... NNN...NN... EE........ DD...DD
BBBB....... AA..A...... NN.N..NN... NN.N..NN... EEEEE.. DD....DD
BB...BB... AAAAA..... NN..N.NN... NN..N.NN... EE........ DD....DD
BB...BB.. AA.....AA... NN...NNN... NN...NNN... EE........ DD....DD
BBBBB.. AA......,AA.. NN.....NN... NN.....NN... EEEEE... DDDD

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 25, 2013 06:53 PM (+OTLF)

317 SHIT FUCKNG MESSAGE NUMBER FUCKED ME UP.

BBBBB....... AA........ NN.....NN... NN.....NN... EEEEE... DDDD
BB...BB..... AAA....... NNN...NN... NNN...NN... EE........ DD...DD
BBBB....... AA..A...... NN.N..NN... NN.N..NN... EEEEE.. DD....DD
BB...BB... AAAAA..... NN..N.NN... NN..N.NN... EE........ DD....DD
BB...BB.. AA.....AA... NN...NNN... NN...NNN... EE........ DD....DD
BBBBB.. AA......,AA.. NN.....NN... NN.....NN... EEEEE... DDDD

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 25, 2013 06:54 PM (+OTLF)

318 test, test, test, .......

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 25, 2013 07:02 PM (ZOf1l)

319 t

Posted by: robtr at January 25, 2013 07:05 PM (rTgOf)

320 Testy

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2013 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

321 Banned on the run...

Posted by: Rusty Bill at January 25, 2013 07:59 PM (lmbUA)

322 Also testing ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 25, 2013 08:23 PM (IDSI7)

323 Yay!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 25, 2013 08:23 PM (IDSI7)

324 me not banned. me happy.

Posted by: reliapundit at January 25, 2013 08:28 PM (P9+t0)

325

Not banned I guess. However my posting box has no username field so I can't alter that or toss a link in there. Not that I do, but still.

Unless it's just me and my adblocker is blocking something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 25, 2013 08:31 PM (kdS6q)

326 Yay!!! No bandaid needed here.

Posted by: George Smiley at January 25, 2013 08:54 PM (J1oTv)

327 This one time at banned camp ....

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2013 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

328 Am I banned?!?

Posted by: Slappy at January 25, 2013 09:12 PM (LTbLf)

329 This is a test of the emergency banned-cast system. This is only a test.

Posted by: Banned Ki Moon at January 25, 2013 09:19 PM (3Aixx)

330 God I hope I'm banned.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 25, 2013 09:28 PM (4c71i)

331 shit

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 25, 2013 09:28 PM (4c71i)

332 Well, I'm not banned from this thread, but my comment on another one disappeared. I guess I'm partially banned.

Posted by: Slappy at January 25, 2013 09:50 PM (LTbLf)

333 Just checking

Posted by: What's a Seawolf at January 25, 2013 09:53 PM (jxFq5)

334 Am I banned? No fair!!!!!!

Posted by: Abner Norman at January 25, 2013 09:56 PM (7TwHV)

335
Am I a spammer?
Time to find out

Posted by: tom_ohio at January 25, 2013 10:49 PM (Zz48T)

336 Too tired to be clever. Testing.

Posted by: tired at January 25, 2013 11:37 PM (adOUE)

337 If the office IP gets un-banned, will all my test messages show up??

Like the one before this which I tried to send on the cell but it was... on the wireless at... the.. office... oops... duh...

Posted by: Mindfulguy in a designer tinfoil hat at January 25, 2013 11:49 PM (E+LAD)

338 That wasn't the real Slappy up there. There can only be one.

Posted by: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion at January 26, 2013 01:10 AM (ZIah7)

339 I suppose I should check

Posted by: the lever at January 26, 2013 06:48 AM (HD8BZ)

340 nice, now I can go back to not commenting.

Posted by: the mouse click at January 26, 2013 06:49 AM (HD8BZ)

341 Testing.

Posted by: Baldy at January 26, 2013 09:21 AM (opS9C)

342 hmm

Posted by: Johnny at January 26, 2013 10:23 AM (v9Yvj)

343 testing...... yep still here

Posted by: dixiegal at January 26, 2013 10:49 AM (d8l76)

344 test...

Posted by: passionateconservative at January 26, 2013 01:51 PM (Lpot3)

345 What, no more lace wig spam?! Won't be the same...

Posted by: skh.pcola at January 26, 2013 02:42 PM (RsRlb)

346 Just checking.

Posted by: mama winger at January 26, 2013 05:42 PM (P6QsQ)

347 Well, two posts on two other threads. The first one remains (like the ones here), the second one disappeared as if my IP was still banned. WTF?!?

Posted by: Slappy at January 26, 2013 06:17 PM (LTbLf)

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