Neologism: "Mixed-Weight Couples"

I just saw Instapudnit post this and thought of you.

So, "mixed-weight couples." Good idea or not?

Mixed-weight couples have rockier relationships than same-weight couples, a new study has found. But here's the clincher: The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around.

"However many advances we have made, body image issues abound, and women, unfortunately, are more vulnerable to the societal pressures," Ruthy Kaiser, senior therapist for the Council for Relationships, based in Philadelphia, told Yahoo! Shine. When it comes to being overweight, then, "that makes it harder in a relationship for the woman, and easier for the man."

Sometimes those "societal pressures" include murder.

Posted by: Ace at 08:17 PM



Comments

1 Jack Sprat hardest hit.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:19 PM (QupBk)

2 The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around.

*YES.*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:21 PM (bxiXv)

3 The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around.

TV told us that years ago. Like that documentary "King of Queens." They did fine.

Posted by: CJ at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (9G+G5)

4 I love big butts, and I cannot lie, all you other brothers you can't deny...

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (3sZO1)

5 I presume Chris Christie has no problem with this. Rosie O'Donnell... not so sure.

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bJm7W)

6 Women are more forgiving?

Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)

7 Ace seems ...... a little randy today .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (BYxr7)

8 and of course there's Bill and Hillary...

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bJm7W)

9 Men are shallow pigs. This is news?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)

10 yeah, he could lose some weight but he's a good provider...

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (bJm7W)

11 I've seen couples were I have wondered about the mechanics of ... err

Never mind.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (QupBk)

12 What about all of us thin athletic guys who like a little ba-donk-a-donk?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (SkyIE)

13 and of course there's Bill and Hillary...
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bJm7W)


The issue is mixed-weight couples, not mixed-sexual identity....

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:25 PM (3sZO1)

14 Women are more forgiving?
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)


Only with a couple of C-Notes wrapped around it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (jE38p)

15 there's a guy I saw on the porn sites a few years back who would do almost anything female... no, not Bill Clinton... including a woman who by all rights shouldn't be allowed outside, much less nekkid on the internets...

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bJm7W)

16 I would probably be happier if I was a shallow pig.

When I was young, I believed what women told me about what they wanted, had no idea it was all a lie.

Nothing personal, ladies, love ya, always will. Just say what you *want* not what you think you *should* want, men are not good at hints.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bxiXv)

17 and who is "instapudnit"?

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bJm7W)

18 http://bit.ly/WnJlSI

Thread theme music.

Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (VMcEw)

19 12 What about all of us thin athletic guys who like a little ba-donk-a-donk?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (SkyIE)


Out the way afore I fall on ya!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (bxiXv)

20 It may also be because us middle-aged women feel somehow responsible when our husbands get pudgy since we're usually in charge of the food.

Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (5H6zj)

21 it's a well known fack that the rooster goes for the fattest hen.

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (bJm7W)

22 What about same sex mixed weight couples????


....looks around nervously...

Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)

23 Women are more forgiving?

Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)





Only with a couple of C-Notes wrapped around it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (jE38p)

forgiving not dumb!

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (nqBYe)

24 One of the reasons I got rid of Facebook was all the "fat is beautiful" BS I saw constantly. Constant harping on how "society" makes fat bad, and how you should be proud. Obese women posing in their panties and posting those pictures all over Facebook and whatnot...

Look, I don't care what other people look like. I just HATE this in-your-face accept-me-or-die BS about body weight, sexuality, race, creed, what-the-hell-ever. Everyone, just calm the hell down.

It also pisses me off because I work my ass off in the gym and then people who look like bodybuilders get bashed all day long by those "open minded" fat acceptance zealots on Facebook. "OMG that is so ugly." "You must be some fitness freak." "You must be making up for a tiny penis." "You're just a shallow asshole." All based on pictures!

Open minded, unless you're different than me. More bullshit from leftists.

Sorry for the rant. I didn't even click the link. I just saw the words "societal" and "pressure" and got all pissed off.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (559ZH)

25 btw, has it been a while since pancakes ?

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (nqBYe)

26 If they think it's all about body image I'd put money on it's not. The fights aren't over beta skinny boy calling her fat, they're about beta skinny boy forgetting the extra cheese on the pizza (with an empty 1.75l valurite in the room).

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (qo244)

27 I like Rubenesque women despite Hollyweird standards...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (x59Gv)

28 re 23: Only with a couple of C-Notes wrapped around it

that's only the female equivalent of "tastes better with bacon wrapped around it"

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (bJm7W)

29 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)

30 ....looks around nervously...

Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)




Listen motherfucker, after what you did yesterday, you're on thin ice. Watch it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)

31 The Zombie Apocalypse will sort this out.

Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (tBnjP)

32 "Nothing personal, ladies, love ya, always will. Just say what you *want*
not what you think you *should* want, men are not good at hints."

***

Understatement of the century!

-Mrs. Lemmiwinks

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (SkyIE)

33 re: big wimmins

Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter.

Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol IV. at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (K8Oz6)

34 @ 24 stop juicing and you get your nuts back.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (x59Gv)

35 29 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)




*fires a stone right off EoJ's head*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (GEICT)

36 When the aliens come, they'll eat the fat ones first.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (QupBk)

37 Sure, cuz every guy loves a morbidly obese woman that sweats and smells
like a Russian Race horse.


...wait this is a Hillary thread right?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (aZ6ew)

38 Close the shades and turn off the lights.

Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (tBnjP)

39 What about same sex mixed weight couples????


....looks around nervously...
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)


Why did a suction cup just come to mind?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (3sZO1)

40 did we discuss Kate Upton and Mercedes Benz yet? New uses for old tailpipes?

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (bJm7W)

41 @11 - OMG...me too...I work with some hefties who are married to some hefties and I just wonder....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (k6b4q)

42 Mixed-weight couples:
Lets see, we have:
Hillary Bill,
Mooche and TFJ
to name two couples.

Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (VMcEw)

43 Just wondering, is there a single blog in the MuNuivans sidebar that's alive?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Mt27M)

44 Define overweight. My classifications are six pack, twelve pack, or a pint of bourbon. If she's twelve pack or better she probably shouldn't be on top. Other than that I don't see a problem.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (F2Vrz)

45 "I don't know but I been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul" sorry.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (tlhtD)

46 what if they are lesbians

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Dnbau)

47 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)

It was that bottle of tequila freshman year. I swear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (jE38p)

48 Just wondering, is there a single blog in the MuNuivans sidebar that's alive?

AosHQ II: Soul Survivor

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (QupBk)

49 re 37: ...wait this is a Hillary thread right?

Hillary thread = anchor rope (barnacles not included)

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (bJm7W)

50 I can't keep up with the thread stomping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (UOM48)

51 what if they are lesbians
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Dnbau)

So much the better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (jE38p)

52 27 I like Rubenesque women despite Hollyweird standards...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (x59Gv)


I don't know if I'd go full Ruben, but ain't nothin' wrong with a woman who knows what a cheeseburger with extra bacon tastes like.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (bxiXv)

53 what if they are lesbians

Acres of Plaid

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (QupBk)

54 El Jeffe ,

No rational ... or sober man goes " hoggin " , it , you know just happens .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (BYxr7)

55 My husband and I noted years ago that when we go to Tybee Island, our local beach, you see all these little skinny buys with really large women.

To watch them hugging and kissing and rolling around on their beach blankets will put you off sex, and food, for a month.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM48)

56 Ha!I didn't kill the last thread,everyone just came to the new one.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (9XBK2)

57 Out in farm country the big wife and the in shape husband are the norm and it seems to work just fine from what I see.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (qo244)

58 http://bit.ly/WnJZzI

Zappa, Big Leg Emma

Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (VMcEw)

59 Brother928 likes them chubby. Like help them back out to sea chubby.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (QupBk)

60 "The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around."

Fact is, women don't really care what you look like. You'll find women swooning over effeminate men; you'll find them swooning over hyper-masculine men. Hairy men, smooth men. Bald men, men with great hair. Tall and thin, short and stocky. As long as you clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape and you'll do fine with the ladies.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)

61 So the fat, psychopathic wives really DO thrash them within inches of their lives?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (7xPCu)

62 Fuck I'm awesome at punctuation . After the fact .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (BYxr7)

63 My husband and I noted years ago that when we go to Tybee Island, our local beach, you see all these little skinny buys with really large women.

To watch them hugging and kissing and rolling around on their beach blankets will put you off sex, and food, for a month .
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4

Well as long as they don't set off that Tybee A bomb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (jE38p)

64 no steevy, you killed the last thread

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (Dnbau)

65 Jane, I am reliably told that there are good-looking guys who go for the "big" women.

I am not one of them, so next time you do a pot roast or brisket, send me a sammich or two.

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (bJm7W)

66 KRON tyu'uck nahz agh rhUUl.

[Accept me as I am.]

Viangrrarh LORCH cutt nach.

[This is my natural weight.]

Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (LCRYB)

67
If this was 1860 men would need a bigger gal to plow the fields...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (trA4n)

68 A hefty Ginger will steal your soul and your sammich.

Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (tBnjP)

69 Listen motherfucker, after what you did yesterday, you're on thin ice. Watch it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)

LOL

You guys loved it.

Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (dDD3H)

70 I am reliably told that there are good-looking guys who go for the "big" women.


Yes they are called Arabs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (jE38p)

71 Death by SnooSnoo

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (QupBk)

72 To watch them hugging and kissing and rolling around on their beach blankets will put you off sex, and food, for a month.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4


Brings to mind that old visual joke of the BF irretrievably stuck in her asscrack, while she calls his name out and can't figure out why he doesn't respond.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (3sZO1)

73 Well as long as they don't set off that Tybee A bomb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (jE38p



Lol. Everytime we take the boat out that way, I think, "We could set that fucker off."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (UOM48)

74 @ 60 only Mrs Weiner swoons over effeminate men.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (x59Gv)

75 57 Out in farm country the big wife and the in shape husband are the norm and it seems to work just fine from what I see.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (qo244)


Farm country? Who the Hell goes out into farm country?!?

Posted by: University of Puget Sound Researchers at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (bxiXv)

76 :::It also pisses me off because I work my ass off in the gym and then people who look like bodybuilders get bashed all day long by those "open minded" fat acceptance zealots on Facebook. "OMG that is so ugly." "You must be some fitness freak." "You must be making up for a tiny penis." "You're just a shallow asshole." All based on pictures!:::

Relax, dude. Some of us have tiny penises and are also fat, slovenly bastards. If you're hung like a cricket, getting in shape is the way to go, because they're judging you by the wrapper, see?

Once you close escrow, chicks are too polite to say anything about the inadequacy of your unit. And by the time they're getting uncomfortable enough to say anything, you're done.

"Oh, you're not satisfied? How interesting. Beat it, skirt."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (JDIKC)

77 A Masturbating Pete sighting . Nice .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (BYxr7)

78 As long as you clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape and you'll do fine with the ladies.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)

if that is so, why are you masturbatin', Pete?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (Dnbau)

79 As I said in another thread several months ago, I can't wrap my head around the fact that women are getting both legal and illegal injections and implants to increase the size of their backsides and hips while there are many others dieting and exercising to do the opposite.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)

80 As long as you clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape and you'll do fine with the ladies.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)

if that is so, why are you masturbatin', Pete?
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (Dnbau)

Oh boy, that's gonna leave a mark

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (jE38p)

81 Tall and thin, short and stocky. As long as you
clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape
and you'll do fine with the ladies.



Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)
pretty much true.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (nqBYe)

82 What's really amazing to me is how officially the government (I'm looking at you, Moochie) has a "war" on obesity, but on the other hand we're all supposed to be unbiased in our interactions with obese people. And Hollywood gives us the sitcom "Mike and Molly" starring two very overweight people.

How in the fuck are we supposed to square those circles?

Leftism is a mental disorder,

Posted by: Marmo at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (pcgW1)

83 I just saw Instapudnit post this and thought of you.


__________________

Insta--pud--nit?

Gross.

I know some vernaculars where this is your--

Erg.

Posted by: tasker at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (r2PLg)

84 24-I agree about people accepting fat people more than thin. I am small and people always say how thin I am. I could never tell anyone that they are too fat or I would make them cry, could i?

I setup FB three years ago and never finished. I don't want to know every detail of what anyone does and I don't like telling people everything I do.
I also read an article in The WSJ five months ago that both the republicans and dems were going to use info on FB pages and have old "friends" contact people to try to have them vote for their preferred candidate. I'm not sure if they did that because my FB page has my name only, and no activity. I would like to erase it but cannot.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (z4WKX)

85 Ace, you suck. I had you and your little goon squad pegged YEARS ago. You and your goons couldn't handle the rock-solid logic of this word warrior three years ago, and I'll bet nothing's changed.

And my wife isn't fat, you haters. She's a BBW hunka-hunka burning love.

Posted by: Allen Glines at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (MBqvE)

86 You know, I'm just so jazzed about all this talk about women not caring about guys being fat, I ain't gonna let no side issues get me down!

And I ain't even as fat as Kratos!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (bxiXv)

87
79
As I said in another thread several months ago, I can't wrap my head
around the fact that women are getting both legal and illegal injections
and implants to increase the size of their backsides and hips while
there are many others dieting and exercising to do the opposite.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)

Ain't THAT the truth. =_= The grass is always greener, I suppose...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (W/dW1)

88 79
As I said in another thread several months ago, I can't wrap my head
around the fact that women are getting both legal and illegal injections
and implants to increase the size of their backsides and hips while
there are many others dieting and exercising to do the opposite.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)

Like soap in Fight Club: selling women their own fat asses back to them.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (7xPCu)

89 Farm country? Who the Hell goes out into farm country?!?


Ummmmm, farm people?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (3sZO1)

90 While we're talking about fat, when the fuck is someone going to finally buy the "Twinkies" brand name and give me what I want!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (jE38p)

91 @ 84 Facebook equals info herpes..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (x59Gv)

92 Years ago, when we first moved down here, we witnessed something both fascinating and horrifying.

An "inner city" family was spending the afternoon on the beach, and the dad (who was large.....really, really large) laid down on the sand....sans beach towel, because apparently the family forgot them. He rolled around and was sand-covered.

It was hot as hell. His quite large wife strolled out of the surf, and straddled him. We had to fetch the kid and leave...hastily.

That scene is burned into my retinas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM48)

93 Re Hillary
Anyone listen to Rush's audio montage of all the ass licking comments made to Madame Secretary today?
OMG !

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (M/TDA)

94 who is allen glines?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (Dnbau)

95 And now, Imma look up how introverts can meet people... WTF "not found?!?!"

Dammit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (bxiXv)

96 ....looks around nervously...Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)Good one! You'll have to tell us aboutit. do a little survey...

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (1Y+hH)

97 I don't mind a woman who is curvy and a little heavier than me (I don't weigh much), but I'm yet to meet the woman who was ok with that arrangement.

Posted by: Aaron at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (Tlix5)

98 Out in farm country the big wife and the in shape husband are the norm and it seems to work just fine from what I see.

I wish.

Posted by: The sheep at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (X9Mnx)

99 <i>77 Bill D. Cat</i>: Hey man. Feels nice to be an extremely minor celebrity here in Moron Nation. I'm hard to find, though. Kinda like Waldo.

<i>78 Thunderb</i>: Sex is a lot of work, dude. Mostly it's a lot of work to talk the dame into it. Then you gotta talk to her. And have you had a woman give you a handy? I do it a lot better myself.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (8AF9+)

100 re 70: also black guys. I have worked with women who are almost too big to work in the WWE, and guys here hit on them. And I know someone whose mother owned a fancy dress shop catering to 'big' women and she told me that you'd see these 'big' women come in accompanied by good looking guys who really acted like they were in love.

Or maybe you think Nikita didn't really love Mrs Khrushchev..?
Or Bill and Hillary? Okay, I take that one back.

Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (bJm7W)

101 Newbs , meet Masturbating Pete . As sharp a mind and as strong a right hand as there ever was . Truly one of the good guys .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (BYxr7)

102 90% of women think their ass is too big.
10% don't care. He is their ass and they love him.

Posted by: Pecos at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (2Gb0y)

103 OT
Need a little help, morons/ettes.
Does anyone remember the name of the blog that did such a great job of talking about the real purpose of the second amendment? He listed a whole bunch of citations from OTHER folks in that time talking about the importance of parity with the standing army. I think the post was something about "wheres my machine gun" or something?

help?



Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (gLAk8)

104 92 Was it Chris Christie?

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (9XBK2)

105 "86 You know, I'm just so jazzed about all this talk about women not caring about guys being fat, I ain't gonna let no side issues get me down!

And I ain't even as fat as Kratos!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (bxiXv) "

It's a question of usefulness. Or at least how the subconscious interprets usefulness.


(From the perspective of the female subconscious, being married to the monarch is extremely useful, whether he is fat or not.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (eqgV8)

106
"The grass is always greener, I suppose..."


Well, hello there!

Posted by: CaC at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (sHqf1)

107 "92 Years ago, when we first moved down here, we witnessed something both fascinating and horrifying.

An "inner city" family was spending the afternoon on the beach, and the dad (who was large.....really, really large) laid down on the sand....sans beach towel, because apparently the family forgot them. He rolled around and was sand-covered.

It was hot as hell. His quite large wife strolled out of the surf, and straddled him. We had to fetch the kid and leave...hastily.

That scene is burned into my retinas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM4 "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (eqgV8)

108 :::94 who is allen glines:::

He was one of those people who write stupid articles on those "examiner" websites. Ace linked him and the Horde went over and absolutely raped his psyche.

Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)

109 Farm country? Who the Hell goes out into farm country?!?>>

Me every night after going to my suburban work location.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (qo244)

110 This guy I worked with always said: "fat chicks try harder"

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (7xPCu)

111

This one couple we had, boy was the woman fat. She was so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.

Rodney Dangerfield - senior therapist for the Council for Relationships

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (kdS6q)

112 "A German woman has been accused of attempting to murder her boyfriend using her breasts.
Thirty-three year-old Franziska Hansen has been reportedly charged with “attempted murder with a weapon” in Germany, following an incident where she attempted to suffocate Tim Schmidt with her breasts, according to the The Mirror.
Schmidt, an attorney in Unna, Germany, claims that during sex last May, Hansen shoved his face into her 38DD-sized breasts, and forcibly held his head there until he was able to escape. Schmidt says that he ran nude to a neighbor’s house to get away from Hansen"


Big cats are dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

Posted by: Cicerokid at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (sHqf1)

113 Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)

114 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)

BC1981-What did gigg do yesterday? I missed it. I posted a few times but didn't read because I have been avoiding my computer because I have broken or fractured tailbone and it's hard to get comfortable.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)

115 Does it really matter?

Posted by: Bigby's Table-Thumping Hand at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (RLTt1)

116 78 Thunderb: Sex is a lot of work, dude. Mostly it's a lot of work to talk the dame into it. Then you gotta talk to her. And have you had a woman give you a handy? I do it a lot better myself.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (8AF9+)

I am glad you took it in the spirit it was intended. And I can't give myself a handy. I lack the equipment so to speak. Not a dude.

its good to see you here again

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (Dnbau)

117 111


This one couple we had, boy was the woman fat. She was so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.

Rodney Dangerfield - senior therapist for the Council for Relationships


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (kdS6q)
I thought she was so fat she left a ring around the lake....

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (7xPCu)

118 @ 110 all the guys I patrolled with thought 2-5s were better than a single 10...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (x59Gv)

119 Annd three seconds after posting..

Bob Owens....
Never mind.......
continue on about the large/in charge discussion.
Combining posts.

Only "big women" in combat postings......
Go.

Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (gLAk8)

120 (From the perspective of the female subconscious, being married to the monarch is extremely useful, whether he is fat or not.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (eqgV


... Damit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (bxiXv)

121 29 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)


/Picks up a rock....

Early on I figured out that Ladies with smoking hot bodies... and not so great faces... are MUCH lower maintenance than those with a 'pretty face'....

Besides... when the lights go out? You are not looking at the face... but the body??? You're touching it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (lZBBB)

122 113
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos



See it here all the time. Little, skinny black guys with obese white women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (UOM48)

123 @ 113 they usually pay the rent and have a newer type car.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (x59Gv)

124 BC1981-What did gigg do yesterday? I missed it. I posted a few times but didn't read because I have been avoiding my computer because I have broken or fractured tailbone and it's hard to get comfortable.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)



He was the cause of the Obama erotica novel thread.

Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)

125 Ummmmm, farm people?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (3sZO1)


Sorry, we thought people stopped farming once they invented supermarkets.

So, it's like, what, a lifestyle thing?

Posted by: University of Puget Sound Researchers at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (bxiXv)

126 110
This guy I worked with always said: "fat chicks try harder"

------------

Here's the thing: your boy Masturbatin' Pete has been with a good number of women, and I'm not too proud to say that some of them could use six solid months at Curves. But I will say this in their defense: I have never gotten a bad hogsmoke from a fat chick. Why? Because they don't want to take their clothes off. They have to be great with their mouths so that you don't say "okay, enough of this, let's move on to the part where your panties end up on the floor."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (8AF9+)

127 St. Pancakes does not have a weight issue and her parents lover her fine as is. All two inches of thickness.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (fLln5)

128 He was one of those people who write stupid articles on those "examiner" websites. Ace linked him and the Horde went over and absolutely raped his psyche.

Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)



Really? The Horde has yet to do such a thing since I've been here. Sounds fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)

129 Need a little help, morons/ettes.
Does anyone remember the name of the blog that did such a great job of talking about the real purpose of the second amendment? He listed a whole bunch of citations from OTHER folks in that time talking about the importance of parity with the standing army. I think the post was something about "wheres my machine gun" or something?

help?



Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (gLAk



I'm probably wrong, but The Other Side Of Kim (Kim DuToit) comes immediately to mind. Very 2nd-centric, lots of great postings to boot. Too bad he shut down a few years ago. A Google search will reveal some of his stuff.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (3sZO1)

130 122 Yep,especially blond fat chicks.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (9XBK2)

131 I went homeat 2 with and 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2!

Posted by: Willy at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (sHqf1)

132 Men marry for looks, women marry for money. As long as the money doesn't go away, women don't really care how many lbs the man packs on.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HDgX3)

133
How many TV sitcoms had fat guys with hot women:
King of Queens
Still Standing
According to Jim
Plus cartoons: Family Guy

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (MPjT8)

134 101
Newbs , meet Masturbating Pete . As sharp a mind and as strong a right hand as there ever was . Truly one of the good guys .

---------------------

*curtsey* Bill, I'm deeply honored.

Now if i can figure out how to get the farking formatting to work on this thing. HTML tags don't seem to work, and those little icons don't work either.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (8AF9+)

135 132 Men marry for looks, women marry for money. As long as the money doesn't go away, women don't really care how many lbs the man packs on.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HDgX3)


...

DAMMIT!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (bxiXv)

136 :::126 110
This guy I worked with always said: "fat chicks try harder"

------------

Here's the thing: your boy Masturbatin' Pete has been with a good number of women, and I'm not too proud to say that some of them could use six solid months at Curves. But I will say this in their defense: I have never gotten a bad hogsmoke from a fat chick. Why? Because they don't want to take their clothes off. They have to be great with their mouths so that you don't say "okay, enough of this, let's move on to the part where your panties end up on the floor."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (8AF9+):::

Masturbatin' Pete is wise.

But there's a sadness to his wisdom...

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (JDIKC)

137 I'm probably wrong, but The Other Side Of Kim
(Kim DuToit) comes immediately to mind. Very 2nd-centric, lots of great
postings to boot. Too bad he shut down a few years ago. A Google search
will reveal some of his stuff.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (3sZO1)

I think I read every word of that blog...great stories about Africa too...well great in the sense that it would put you off ever going there.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (7xPCu)

138 132 Men marry for looks, women marry for money. As long as the money doesn't go away, women don't really care how many lbs the man packs on.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HDgX3)

But she said she loved me.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (HtUkt)

139 EoJ , Masturbatin ' Pete ........


...don't recall ever seeing them in the same room together .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (BYxr7)

140 Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (MPjT

Go back a bit....

The Honeymooners....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (lZBBB)

141 121
29 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.





Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC





My husband grossed me out a minute ago.

"When you're single, if you've never had to roll a woman in flour to find the wet spot, then you don't know how to screw a fat chick."


Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (UOM48)

142 How many TV sitcoms had fat guys with hot women:

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (MPjT


So I need to look for a woman who believes what she sees on TV?

I think that will have downsides.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (bxiXv)

143 "127 St. Pancakes does not have a weight issue and her parents lover her fine as is. All two inches of thickness.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (fLln5) "

Well, her weight (/mass) is the same it's always been. It's just distributed differently now. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (eqgV8)

144 Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?>>

Are you sure that going after isn't reversed? They are more accepting of the big girls so they get all the big girls.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (qo244)

145
See it here all the time. Little, skinny black guys with obese white women.


heh. same with a lot of Hispanics in my neck of the woods! They get them some child-rearing wominz.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (sHqf1)

146 HTML tags don't seem to work, and those little icons don't work either.


Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (8AF9+)


You have to have the AoS Platinum membership for those to work!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (Cnqmv)

147 "The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around."

I think this is probably based on female preferences. I have met several women who feel more comfortable with bigger men. Many women hate guys who are sticks, I'm not sure whether that gives them body issues (doubtful) or they feel more protected with bigger men (likely) And what do they consider big? is it based off BMI, height to weight ratios.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (NzBQO)

148 Merovign, better to go Meghan McCain early than find one who believes things on TV. Oh wait a minute. Never mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (fLln5)

149
:::94 who is allen glines:::

He was one of those people who write stupid articles on those "examiner" websites. Ace linked him and the Horde went over and absolutely raped his psyche.

Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)









As I recall, the first little interaction with Glines was when he jumped into a thread uninvited and spewed a bunch of leftist insults at the Horde, and either put his Examiner blog link in his name, or something worse, I think he actually DARED the Horde to spar in his comments section.

Carnage. It was like watching a train wreck, except it was more horrific.

And yeah, his wife has a body like a peanut MandM, and she was just as shrill and assholish as her husband.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (MBqvE)

150 No fat chicks!

Posted by: Wooga at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (zqbIA)

151 Another complicating factor is the perception of "fat". While the article talks about, ahem, large discrepancies, a woman may think she's fat and therefore undesirable while the man thinks she's perfectly fine. There are women who wear size 6 or 8 and feel fat.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (q0dyU)

152 My husband grossed me out a minute ago.

"When you're single, if you've never had to roll a woman in flour to find the wet spot, then you don't know how to screw a fat chick."


Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (UOM4

That joke is from an old Bruce Willis movie. " The Last Boy Scout" I think. Good movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (jE38p)

153 BC1981-What did gigg do yesterday? I missed it. I posted a few times but didn't read because I have been avoiding my computer because I have broken or fractured tailbone and it's hard to get comfortable.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)




Something truly horrific that should've resulted in a banning and a week in the barrel.

Fractured tailbone? Damn. Hope you feel better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)

154
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos

===============
Fat white girls lacka da self esteema, black guys don't like the women that act like Mooch (learned that from a black Navy buddy).

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (MPjT8)

155 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)

About time I put my rock collection to good use.

Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (ijPYh)

156 its good to see you here again


---------------------

Thanks, thunderb! I haven't been here in the comments much, but I do read AoS every day. The problem is that the site is just too popular. Every time I want to jump into the comments there are like 400 already. Screw that.

I spend more time over at Hit Run (reason.com) and believe it or not, Slate. But not as Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (8AF9+)

157 131 I went homeat 2 with and 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2!
Posted by: Willy at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (sHqf1)

Someone I used to know called that "Coyote Ugly"

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (z4WKX)

158 or women marry for men that might make good fathers to children.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (nqBYe)

159 113
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)

____________________
It's not just fat chicks. Black dudes want white woYns. Look at OJ. Look at Tiger. OJ and Tiger get chicks that look like Nicole Brown and whatever teh Swedish nanny's name is. Regular black dudes get fat chicks.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (HDgX3)

160 I've bedded a big girl or two in my time, so I can't criticize. Unless she's severely overweight, I'm more concerned with how she carries herself and if she takes care of herself. A curvy girl who cleans up well and gets to the gym on occasion is better than a stick who lives on the treadmill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (hpDVh)

161 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (jE38p)


That line is older than Bruce Willis!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (Cnqmv)

162 132
Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)

163 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (jE38p)

Way older than that... At least in the Navy it was.... LOL....

I first heard it in the late 70's....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (lZBBB)

164 Thanks, thunderb! I haven't been here in the comments much, but I do read AoS every day. The problem is that the site is just too popular. Every time I want to jump into the comments there are like 400 already. Screw that.

I spend more time over at Hit Run (reason.com) and believe it or not, Slate. But not as Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (8AF9+)

You seem pretty fast on your feet. Jump in the scrum.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (jE38p)

165 Use these [ withe the i's and / the same as
Man ,
I hope I don't break the blog . Close them the same .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (BYxr7)

166 I have decided not to weigh in on this issue.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (1OZSU)

167 That line is older than Bruce Willis!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (Cnqmv)

Way older than that... At least in the Navy it was.... LOL....

I first heard it in the late 70's....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (lZBBB)


I am sure, but it was the first time I heard it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (jE38p)

168 Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)


Well, do you remember that MLKjr speech, the one where he says that he's been to the mountain top?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (3sZO1)

169 OK, who is "University of Puget Sound researchers?" That's my alma mater.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (RZ8pf)

170 :::128 He was one of those people who write stupid articles on those "examiner" websites. Ace linked him and the Horde went over and absolutely raped his psyche.

Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)


Really? The Horde has yet to do such a thing since I've been here. Sounds fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT):::

Six or seven years ago, Ace used to get into the occasional blog spat and the shit would fly. As a matter of fact, that is how I came to be here - I was captured during a raid on the comments section of another blog I used to frequent. Eventually, I became a Moron.

Kind of like the plot of A Man Called Horse, but with accidental links to lesbian pr0n.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (JDIKC)

171 58 http://bit.ly/WnJZzI

Zappa, Big Leg Emma
Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (VMcEw)


Damn you, I was just about to link that exact video.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

172 Well, I'm relieved. Couldn't imagine D'oh rolling someone in flour....

He's a douche. I'll kill him in his sleep tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM48)

173 -for

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe)

174 Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (BYxr7)


Think it is a limited version of bulletin board code!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (Cnqmv)

175 Oh and money rules all, if you have money, or right now don't live in your parents basement, you're good to go.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (NzBQO)

176 Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)

*******

Boy, are you naive!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (1OZSU)

177 I think this is probably based on female preferences. I have met several women who feel more comfortable with bigger men. Many women hate guys who are sticks, I'm not sure whether that gives them body issues (doubtful) or they feel more protected with bigger men (likely) And what do they consider big? is it based off BMI, height to weight ratios.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (NzBQO)



I think it's a combination of the two. For me I'd put more emphasis on the latter although the presence of (a) firearms; and (b) military/law enforcement/specialized training in self-defense can help get over it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (q0dyU)

178 Damn you, I was just about to link that exact video.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

Don't worry, there's always "Heavy Duty Judy"

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (7xPCu)

179 148 Merovign, better to go Meghan McCain early than find one who believes things on TV. Oh wait a minute. Never mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (fLln5)


(shakes fist threateningly) Why you!!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (bxiXv)

180 Am I the only 'ette here? Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM48)

181 >>Insta--pud--nit?

Style Guide says...well, that's strange, it's saying "Help me" for some reason.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (SUKHu)

182 162
132

Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)

_______________
Sure. But only if the other two criteria are me.....man gets the looks, woman gets the money/security.

I know my wife (who is drop dead goergeous) loves me. And I love her. But I also know if I worked at McDonald's for $7/hr she never would have given me the time of day. And if she weighed 300 lbs I wouldn't have either.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (HDgX3)

183 *waves at Anna Puma!*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (UOM48)

184 "158 or women marry for men that might make good fathers to children.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (nqBYe) "

That's weird. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (eqgV8)

185 Am I the only 'ette here? Weird.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM4


No, ThunderB and someone named Carol at least

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (jE38p)

186 That joke is from an old Bruce Willis movie. " The Last Boy Scout" I think. Good movie>>

Fuck that joke predates flour milling.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (qo244)

187 172 Well, I'm relieved. Couldn't imagine D'oh rolling someone in flour....He's a douche. I'll kill him in his sleep tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM4


*****

How else would you make dough? Duh!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (1OZSU)

188 185 Am I the only 'ette here? Weird.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM4


No, ThunderB and someone named Carol at least

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (jE38p)



I'm a female of the opposite sex (to quote Radar O'Reilly).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (q0dyU)

189 I'll kill him with my "perky" 36 Bs.

*slinks away in shame*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM48)

190 A curvy girl who cleans up well and gets to the gym on occasion is better than a stick who lives on the treadmill.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (hpDVh)

_______

TRU DAT!!I can't stand the stick figures myself.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (HDgX3)

191 But I also know if I worked at McDonald's for $7/hr she never would have given me the time of day. And if she weighed 300 lbs I wouldn't have either.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (HDgX3)

*****

But if she weighed 300 lbs she might have found the fact that you worked at McDonalds was a turn on. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:59 PM (1OZSU)

192 Evening Jane!

The dough and wet spot IIRC used to be a marching jodie until things went PC. Along with such winners as 'See the lady in pink! She does it in the sink! She the lady in green! She's a sex machine.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:59 PM (fLln5)

193 He was the cause of the Obama erotica novel thread.

Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)


I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.

Thanks, and it is not fun. It hurts like hell.
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (z4WKX)

194 >>But not as Masturbatin' Pete.

Ah, the first winner of the "can I make Ace cry when he has to give me a hat tip" award.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (SUKHu)

195 189 I'll kill him with my "perky" 36 Bs.

*slinks away in shame*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM4



Remember, if you're wearing the right clothes you can get away without a bra.

I'll probably regret posting this comment.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (q0dyU)

196 Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)


http://youtu.be/QE61Bz7IHKg

Very 80s.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (bxiXv)

197 You folks are patently insane. (o.O ) I raise my glass to you. Carry on, chaps.


*resumes lurking*

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (W/dW1)

198 "158 or women marry for men that might make good fathers to children.>>

Just a random thought but since so many single mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked up for mass polygamy?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244)

199
Really? The Horde has yet to do such a thing since I've been here. Sounds fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)







It's been a while since The Horde went on razzia. Some of the best times at the HQ have been the occasional brigandage into deepest, darkest leftopia.

Among some of the highlights......

The Seattle Peace Calendar
The Peace Blimp website
The Seattle Post-Post-Intelligencer

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (MBqvE)

200 164 Nevergive up: "You seem pretty fast on your feet. Jump in the scrum."

--------------

My original claim to fame over here is that I was the guy who located Excitable Andy's old barebacking sites and sent them to Ace back when he became a Trig Truther back in '08.

So you could say that Masturbatin' Pete and Milky Loads will be forever linked...

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (8AF9+)

201 I'll kill him with my "perky" 36 Bs.



*slinks away in shame*


You'll at least poke his eyes out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (hpDVh)

202 Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".

*pout*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM48)

203 "Carry on, wearing chaps"

Oh, it's getting fancy here, is it?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (SUKHu)

204 Good times, good times.

Testify Mama AJ, testify .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (BYxr7)

205 Remember, if you're wearing the right clothes you can get away without a bra.



I'll probably regret posting this comment.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (q0dyU)


_______
I will need to see pics to confirm or deny this.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (HDgX3)

206 You folks are patently insane. (o.O ) I raise my glass to you. Carry on, chaps.


*resumes lurking*


Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (W/dW1)
haha, there are times i do wonder if there is any topic to strange to discuss!

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (nqBYe)

207 too

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (nqBYe)

208 Look, ladies. We know. It's an unfair double standard that women are judged on weight and appearance much more than are men.

An awesome double standard.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (X9Mnx)

209 202
Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".

*pout*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM4


_____________
See #205

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (HDgX3)

210 My cousin was in one of those mixed deals. He tied a 2 x 4 to his arse to keep from falling in.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (sHqf1)

211 Six or seven years ago, Ace used to get into the occasional blog spat and the shit would fly. As a matter of fact, that is how I came to be here - I was captured during a raid on the comments section of another blog I used to frequent. Eventually, I became a Moron.

Kind of like the plot of A Man Called Horse, but with
accidental links to lesbian pr0n.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (JDIKC)



Now see, that sounds like fun. That's what we should be doing. I mean, if it's going to burn, if it's going to Mad Max, then lets go roving.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (GEICT)

212 193
He was the cause of the Obama erotica novel thread.



Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)





I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.



Thanks, and it is not fun. It hurts like hell.

Carol


Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (z4WKX)

I fell and hit my tailbone on the corner of our deck when I was about 9...good lord, I was screaming in pain for hours. Breaking my arm hurt way less.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (7xPCu)

213 202
Jane D'oh: Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".

*pout*


Wellll.... looks like I'm packing it in for the evening. It's been fun.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (8AF9+)

214 Just a random thought but since so many single
mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked
up for mass polygamy?


Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244)
i like it.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (nqBYe)

215 How the weight is carried matters. Big shoulders and chest on a man can camo his gut a little and he still looks powerful.
High hip to waist measure on a woman plus a bigger top and she still looks attractive. (Christina Hendrix)

Posted by: typo dynamofo at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (WVMUQ)

216 TRU DAT!!I can't stand the stick figures myself.

Most man and women would benefit from weight training more than cardio. Building muscle will give the fat a frame, minimizing it and making them look better.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (hpDVh)

217 Remember the hippies with the calendar that *anyone* could edit?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (SUKHu)

218 "198 "158 or women marry for men that might make good fathers to children.>>

Just a random thought but since so many single mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked up for mass polygamy?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244) "

Like father, like son.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (eqgV8)

219 Rand Paul on Hannity.

Can we please elect Paul for pres. in 2016?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (UOM48)

220 So you could say that Masturbatin' Pete and Milky Loads will be forever linked...
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM

Damn how time flies- I thought that was back before the '08 season.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (3sZO1)

221 I'm here but had to feed the chillins and hubby. And yes, Arab men dig fat chicks.

Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (Dnbau)

222 Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".

*pout*


Ok, now you're just messing with our heads :p

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (hpDVh)

223 Something truly horrific that should've resulted in a banning and a week in the barrel.

Fractured tailbone? Damn. Hope you feel better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)

Thank you, BC1981. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (z4WKX)

224 Actually, I've only had one bad experience here at Moron Nation. About two years ago, give or take, I got in this huge flame war with some 'ettes after I told them that if they wear Spanx (instead of real lingerie with, you know, satin and lace and thigh high stockings and stuff), they can die in a fire.

I stand by those remarks.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+)

225 I like my women curvy cause they're pissed off bitches when they're dieting.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (qo244)

226 In reply to Merovign's video - http://youtu.be/1Cw1ng75KP0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (fLln5)

227 "202 Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".

*pout*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM4 "

Meh. It's mostly decorative. Serves no real purpose...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (eqgV8)

228 In a sick twisted way, this thread has inspired me to go visit my wife at work.

So thank you, I suppose.

Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (ijPYh)

229 Damnit, I love that song. Will be listening to it for an hour now. -.-

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (W/dW1)

230 What the hell is Spanx?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT8)

231 Apparently next we'll be having to license our big breasts cause we could kill somebody with them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (RZ8pf)

232
I stand by those remarks.


Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+)

pfft, i like boxers and t shirts

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (nqBYe)

233 215 How the weight is carried matters.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (WVMUQ)


True dat.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (bxiXv)

234 Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".

*pout*

Damn, 36B on a cute little frame? Why in hell are you ashamed? That ain't nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (3sZO1)

235 210 My cousin was in one of those mixed deals. He tied a 2 x 4 to his arse to keep from falling in.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (sHqf1)


*****

Crosswise or lengthwise?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (1OZSU)

236 Dare we ask which song Kinley?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (fLln5)

237 Meh. It's mostly decorative. Serves no real purpose...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (eqgV


Well I am suppose to be a Gentleman, otherwise I'd say they are good handles in a reach around

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (jE38p)

238 219 Jane D'oh: Rand Paul on Hannity.

Can we please elect Paul for pres. in 2016?


I'm down with Rand, but I have to say... is there a stupider prominent righty than Hannity? I listen to Limbaugh sometimes, occasionally learn something. Levin usually has good insights. But Hannity just shouts people down or calls them great Americans.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (8AF9+)

239 Not a thing wrong with B's Jane. Not one damn thing.
They can be very tasty. Especially when topped with a little strawberry jam.

Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (yrHcy)

240 224
Actually, I've only had one bad experience here at Moron Nation. About
two years ago, give or take, I got in this huge flame war with some
'ettes after I told them that if they wear Spanx (instead of real
lingerie with, you know, satin and lace and thigh high stockings and
stuff), they can die in a fire.

I stand by those remarks.


Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+



What the hell do you think the Hollywood bitchez wear when they're on the red carpet? Spanx smooth out the butt, tummy and thighs under super-clingy clothing.


That single Atlanta woman who created the Spanx empire is worth a fortune now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (UOM48)

241 Was that the cat spanx thread?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (sHqf1)

242 do a little survey...
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (1Y+hH)

Well in my house it involves a lot of cheesecake

Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 09:09 PM (dDD3H)

243 Remember the hippies with the calendar that *anyone* could edit?

I think I took " Paper Mache Head Construction For Idiotic Protests " at 11:00 Tuesday .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:09 PM (BYxr7)

244 23
Modern version of the girdle

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:09 PM (M/TDA)

245 Relax, dude. Some of us have tiny penises and are also fat, slovenly
bastards. If you're hung like a cricket, getting in shape is the way to
go, because they're judging you by the wrapper, see?



Once you close escrow, chicks are too polite to say anything about
the inadequacy of your unit. And by the time they're getting
uncomfortable enough to say anything, you're done.



"Oh, you're not satisfied? How interesting. Beat it, skirt."


Penis size, muscle size, all that stuff might be a bonus, but none of it is necessary. Agreed.

I just really flip my shit on all this "society is sooo meanie-head! I might be morbidly obese with no hobbies or life skills, but I deserve a shining 6'3 model-prince with a BMW to love me for who I am dammit!" stuff.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (559ZH)

246 224 Jane D'oh: "What the hell do you think the Hollywood bitchez wear when they're
on the red carpet? Spanx smooth out the butt, tummy and thighs under
super-clingy clothing."


----------------------

Doll, I'd rather see an authentic jiggle than engineered rigidity.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (8AF9+)

247 "230 What the hell is Spanx?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT "

Have you no culture, sir?


(It is the lie you like to believe. :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (eqgV8)

248 230 What the hell is Spanx?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT



If you know what control-top pantyhose look like, think the extra-strong control top ending-mid thigh without pantyhose going down the rest of the leg. It sucks the tummy, backside, hips, and thighs in and smooths everything out.

And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (q0dyU)

249 "Alone" by Heart. Dunno what exactly it is, just can't stop listening to it anytime it comes on.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (W/dW1)

250 i've come to appreciate my assets Jane, you should too, small or large .


shut up guys yeah i made a a girl solidarity comment

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)

251 I'm not big-boned, I'm just fat!

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF)

252 On another note....my heart breaks for Mooch's undergarments. And her maids who have to launder them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM48)

253 193 CarolT

I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.


That was an instant HQ classic.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

254 244
230 not 23
And BTW..the young woman who started that company is now a gazillionare.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (M/TDA)

255 In regards to assets, I don't like to say too much about such things >_> but imo 36B/36C = perfect size.


My $0.02. ._. Don't shoot me.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (W/dW1)

256 SALEM, OR (KPTV) - If you're a regular smoker, you may want to keep an eye on a new bill in the Oregon Legislature.

Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

257 hannity is not smart

and a large breasted girl cannot get away without a real bra. Spanx will smooth things out but will never be supportive enough. Be good to your girls and they will be good to you

Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (Dnbau)

258
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM48

Presuming she wears undergarments...

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (sHqf1)

259 I just checked my weight on one of those population growth curve, body mass index chart thingies. Turns out my weight is perfect...I just happen to be 8 inches too short.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)

260 252
On another note....my heart breaks for Mooch's undergarments. And her maids who have to launder them.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM4

She has a big, burly manservant who is about as squeamish as a pillar of flint who does that.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (7xPCu)

261
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.
================
Sooo can, like, guys wear them?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (MPjT8)

262 "251 I'm not big-boned, I'm just fat!

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF) "

:-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (eqgV8)

263 Yeah Heart's 'Alone' is a haunting melancholy ballad. Almost a reversion to their first albums as opposed to the later pop-rock oriented ones.

'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' has been permanently corrupted when a radio station made a version called 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Cheese Fondue.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (fLln5)

264 That Mooch and Barry erotic novel thread made me laugh so hard, I literally cried. Woke up this morning looking like I'd been on an all-day crying jag.

Damn, that was hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)

265 248: I lurk, therefore I am: "And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy."
----------------------

False. I require access to the fancy stuff in the car, at the theater, under the table at the restaurant.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (8AF9+)

266 Now you've gone and done it 'Pete .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (BYxr7)

267 .I just happen to be 8 inches too short.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)
heh

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (nqBYe)

268 fluffy is ok.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (nqBYe)

269 261
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.
================
Sooo can, like, guys wear them?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (MPjT



Whatever floats your boat. Just monitor the blood flow.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (q0dyU)

270 If you're a regular smoker, you may want to keep an eye on a new bill in the Oregon Legislature.

Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

As long as they allow Dentists to write the prescriptions and charge for that, I'm in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (jE38p)

271 Where is DARPA funding going? Michelle's undergarments.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (fLln5)

272 Apparently next we'll be having to license our big breasts cause we could kill somebody with them.

Only if you want to concealed carry. Open carry is a-ok.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (hpDVh)

273 Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (eqgV8)

274
'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' has been
permanently corrupted when a radio station made a version called 'All I
Wanna Do Is Make Cheese Fondue.'


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (fLln5)

I... wait what? o.o

. . . people are weird.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (W/dW1)

275 they make spanx for guys now, for realz, to like, smooth over love handles

Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (Dnbau)

276 Rep. Mitch Greenlick , from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)


*****

Mitch Greenlick????? Now the jokes are just writing themselves.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (1OZSU)

277 Katy Couric has come out as a bulemic. If you look at her photos in the DM, it appear that she has been sticking her finger down her throat. She's lost a lot of weight. She has also a alot of work one on her face. She's 56 years old. Why doesn't she just retire and enjoy her millions? These MSM types never will go away.

Posted by: waldo at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (WIZUa)

278 O/T I'm sorry but has Kerncorn posted any updates this week?

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (z4WKX)

279 266
Now you've gone and done it 'Pete.
--------------------------

You see The Dark Knight? "Some men just like to watch the world burn"?

Yup. That. That's why I do what I do.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (8AF9+)

280
Cat spanx!
http://cheezburger.com/40213249

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (sHqf1)

281 spanx ?

The website ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (BYxr7)

282 Meh. It's mostly decorative. Serves no real purpose...>>

Your main transportation is a Moped?

Yes thy are only decoration up and until it's Motorboating time which oddly requires contact.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (qo244)

283 I just checked my weight on one of those population growth curve, body mass index chart thingies. Turns out my weight is perfect...I just happen to be 8 inches too short.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)

Or, as I tell other people, I AM in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (3sZO1)

284 251 I'm not big-boned, I'm just fat!

Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF)


My favorite (it was either The Goon Show or I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again) was:

"I'm not fat, I've just got a small head." (read in a sort of Julia Childs voice)

I actually am big-boned - I have like a Neanderthal skeleton or something. Doesn't make me not fat or anything, just, you know, big-boned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (bxiXv)

285 Rep. Mitch Greenlick , from Portland, is sponsoring a bill
that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it
would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's
prescription.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

blows smoke into the room.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:17 PM (nqBYe)

286 278
Golly I haven't seen any. My heart still breaks when I think of what he and his wife are going through.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:17 PM (M/TDA)

287 Good to see you figured out the italians so quick , well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:17 PM (BYxr7)

288 282 Buzzsaw: "Your main transportation is a Moped?"
--------------

A moped's like a fat girl: fun to ride until your friends see you.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:18 PM (8AF9+)

289 Well, good news. Son is getting his wish and going to Thailand.

Husband and every single friend he has on Facebook are warning him about Thai tranny hookers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (UOM48)

290 285
Rep. Mitch Greenlick , from Portland, is sponsoring a bill

that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it

would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's

prescription.


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

Don't smokers in Mass and/or NY go out of state to buy smokes that aren't taxed at insane levels?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)

291 the calming effect of nicotine keeps me from doing bad things

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq)

292 A moped's like a fat girl: fun to ride until your friends see you hop on the back.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:18 PM (8AF9+)

*****


Tweaked that a little for you.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (1OZSU)

293 >>Husband and every single friend he has on Facebook are warning him about Thai tranny hookers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (UOM4

Shouldn't he be here discussing that?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (3sZO1)

294 Jane, congrats, heh, to the warning stickers.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)

295 There's a skinny girl inside me crying to get out but I can usually shut her up with cookies.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 09:21 PM (eqV3Q)

296 >Don't smokers in Mass and/or NY go out of state to buy smokes that aren't taxed at insane levels?


Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)

I recently read that around 60% of cigs sold in NY are untaxed- that is to say, black marketa pack costs around $10 in NYC

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:21 PM (8sCoq)

297
Shouldn't he be here discussing that?

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (3sZO1)



He's lurked here. Got into an epic fight with Palin Steele just a couple of days before leaving for boot camp three years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:22 PM (UOM48)

298 Tell your son to look at the hands. men tend to have ring fingers that are slightly longer than their index fingers. In women, these fingers are usually the same length or the index digit is just a bit longer. Or, just grab a handfull and see what he comes up with!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:23 PM (sHqf1)

299 and to be accurate, my pants got smaller over the holidays- not sure what happened

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:24 PM (8sCoq)

300 Ah, this thread is collapsing under its own weight.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:24 PM (1OZSU)

301 298
Tell your son to look at the hands. men tend to have ring fingers that
are slightly longer than their index fingers. In women, these fingers
are usually the same length or the index digit is just a bit longer. Or,
just grab a handfull and see what he comes up with!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:23 PM (sHqf1)



Ick. Hopefully, he'll be too busy working to have much time with the locals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)

302 Just a bit weird it was Kinley.

From Little Queen - http://youtu.be/Jwc0zfEVXRc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (fLln5)

303 $10 a pack?
Dang, I should load up a van with $22 a carton Seneca's from the reservation and make a road trip.

Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (zSyar)

304 Jane D'oh, Tybee is my favorite vacation place, too. Mr H I go there two or three times a year.We take my kids and rent a 3 BR condo. It's cool to walk around the corner and bar hop. We don;t get out on the beach during the day. Too much native wild life. But we like to talk walks after dinner on the beach and look for shells.

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (eqV3Q)

305 >Dang, I should load up a van with $22 a carton Seneca's from the reservation and make a road trip.

Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (zSyar)


seems everybody's doing it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (8sCoq)

306 Once, I got pretty heavy (for me) after working way up north and living on kit-kats, prime rib and fried shrimp. I got up to 186 pounds, and after losing 30 of those pounds, I marveled at how I could put on my 'fat pants' without unbuttoning them.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:26 PM (7xPCu)

307 I fell and hit my tailbone on the corner of our deck when I was about 9...good lord, I was screaming in pain for hours. Breaking my arm hurt way less.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (7xPCu)

I'm too old to cry. It will be two weeks tomorrow that I fell. Nothing helps it. If it wasn't winter here I would have put ice on it but it was cold out that day. Everytime I looked at the outside thermometer today it was in the low teens. Now it's too late for ice. I tried heat one day but that didn't help either.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:26 PM (z4WKX)

308 307
Have you had an X-ray? Is anything broken?

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:27 PM (M/TDA)

309 'Night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:28 PM (UOM48)

310 Sweet dreams Jane D'oh!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:28 PM (fLln5)

311 Hi Jane, didn't you post something a few months ago that said your son said the only one in the admin that cared about the troops was Panetta?

I'm here and I am an 'ette. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (z4WKX)

312 CarolT, did you go to the doc? If not, please do.

Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (zSyar)

313 >>He's lurked here. Got into an epic fight with Palin Steele just a couple of days before leaving for boot camp three years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:22 PM (UOM4

Oh, for Christ's sake, fuck that fag PS. He's as useful as using toilet paper to clean brickwork. I imagine you've impressed on D'oh Boy knows he's welcome here anytime day or night.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (3sZO1)

314 I recently read that around 60% of cigs sold in NY are untaxed- that is to say, black marketa pack costs around $10 in NYC>>

Odd that making something profitable brings out people to make that profit. Buy one pack of leagal cigs with the NYC stamp then buy from a guy that imports from the state next door for refills. The question is when will NYC require all cigs to have serial #s?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (qo244)

315 eons ago, my wife (regular figure) gained a few pounds one year

it was all T and A- I told her she looked great but she wouldn't listen

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:30 PM (8sCoq)

316 There was a LauraW ONT up and than it disappeared.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 09:31 PM (9XBK2)

317 The non-existent time machine strikes again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:32 PM (fLln5)

318 There was a LauraW ONT up and than it disappeared.

It's still there, but you need special glasses.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2013 09:32 PM (CeNUw)

319 nude thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:32 PM (8sCoq)

320 @317 - You sure about that nonexistant thing?

Posted by: John Titor at January 23, 2013 09:33 PM (R9Fn/)

321 It's a CHOCOLATE thread! Yum!

Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 09:34 PM (eqV3Q)

322 CarolT, did you go to the doc? If not, please do.
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (zSyar)


Seconded. And no, you aren't too old to cry. Pain hurts.

Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:34 PM (3sZO1)

323 I think I've told this one before on here but the subject fits. Especially since EOJ brought it up.
Back in the 70's a bunch of us drunk Alpha company Seabees were in the Wildfire on the beach. At another table sat some pretty 'fluffy' gals with an old lady. My shipmates dared me to dance with the old lady. While we danced, I held her cane for her. She was a little downhearted nobody asked her grand-daughter to dance. When I asked which one she was, grandma said 'that little girl at the end of the table drinking a Miller'. I said I'll dance with her. She was about 5 feet tall and went, say, 230. It was pretty good stylin' on my part as I am 6'2". After I danced with her I told another EO buddy she was hot to trot for him. As he was about 5'6" he gave it a shot. When he came back to the table he said he got his fingers caught between her rolls of fat. I told him that was not rolls of fat but rather expansion joints. He ended up that night in the back of a Pinto station wagon with that gal. But that's another story.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (kxlCQ)

324 Meh, I like big girls, medium girls and even the occasional skinny Olive Oyl type. What I really like it when they do the 'Death by Snoo Snoo' take down.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (IanLz)

325 I'm down with Rand, but I have to say... is there a stupider prominent
righty than Hannity? I listen to Limbaugh sometimes, occasionally learn
something. Levin usually has good insights. But Hannity just shouts
people down or calls them great Americans.


Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (8AF9+)

__________
Double TRU DAT! Hannity has 3 or 4 talking points that he regurgitates endlessly. How this guy achieved the following he has is truly a mystery.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (HDgX3)

326 it was all T and A- I told her she looked great but she wouldn't listen>>

The ex was the same way with gaining weight. So it never was the weight that was a problem it was the crazy that ended things.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:36 PM (qo244)

327 teen-I did see my doctor. She said my tailbone is probably broken or fractured and said we could do an X-Ray but that there is no treatment for it. If they did X-Rays in the office I would have had one but her office is 30+ miles away from my house. It's a long story why all my doctors are rather far away. Our office was in a suburb of Boston for almost 10 years and I needed a doctor and someone at work recommended one in the next city at the time. She eventually moved and our office moved back to Boston. I live less than six miles from Boston. It's hard to find a good doctor that you like and trust, so I have stayed with them all.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)

328 My biggest problem, even bigger than being introverted, is that I hate dancing like kids hate vaccinations.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:40 PM (bxiXv)

329 Is it so wrong to want to be Spanxed by an ette?

Posted by: Guido at January 23, 2013 09:43 PM (XLuH2)

330 Carol, try to get an appointment with a physiatrist, aka physical medicine and rehabilitation doctor. A cortisone injection could provide significant pain relief, plus you need some good pain meds to get you through this awful situation. I hurt my tailbone from falling down stairs years ago and this course helped immensely. You may still have some pain, but it won't be like what you have now.

Posted by: Museisluse at January 23, 2013 09:51 PM (SsWgR)

331 Men never look in the mirror and worry about their weight, or their wrinkles, or their nose hairs, or anything else.

No matter their appearance, men look in the mirror and say, "Pretty hot, huh?"

Women are more patient with flaws, since their affection is not governed so much by looks.

And do NOT get me started.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 23, 2013 09:57 PM (GoIUi)

332 1) My wife's mother told her not to marry a skinny guy.

2) She makes me eat all kinds of extra portions.

3) She drives me to drink.

So, I am a little fatter.

Posted by: sexypig at January 23, 2013 10:00 PM (dZQh7)

333 As amarriage counselor, this makes sense on a lot of levels... Most self-confidence and the bedroom. A woman, of any age or size, who thinks she's "fat" or is bigger than her partner, can begin to feel like they are less attractive, less desirable, not complimented enough, not given enough physical attention, or their spouses are at a higher risk of porn or infidelity... And they will blame their weight/size for this. This worry and feeling like they don't measure up leads to all kinds of hurt emotions, fights over small things becoming huge wars, and decreased sex life... All of which are nails in the coffin for the relationship.

So it's not just about the number on the scale, it's the choices, emotions, and thoughts we women let that number cause in ourselves and in our relationship with our partner.

And someone asked about same sex couples? Gay men tend to have more peer pressure to be fit, whereas lesbian women tend to have less peer pressure to meet a body standard.

Posted by: HaveASeatOnTheCouch at January 23, 2013 10:08 PM (pwxdf)

334
We're a mixed weight couple.

I advocate reporting in kilograms; she insists that I use pounds.

Heartless, I tell ya, just heartless!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 23, 2013 10:25 PM (Jcd0S)

335 198: "Just a random thought but since so many single mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked up for mass polygamy?"

Nope. He didn't marry them and he is paying child support, even though he's using our money to do it.

It's the liberal way.

Posted by: jbarntt at January 23, 2013 10:30 PM (UNFot)

336 Phinn's Awesome Relationship Advice and Happiness Checklist:

For the woman --
1. Don't be fat.
2. Don't slut around.
3. Learn to please a man sexually (which is about as difficult as replacing a light bulb, so there's no real excuse not to learn)

For the man --
1. Make money
2. Get some damned exercise
3. Speak up.

If you're having relationship problems, just refer to this checklist of 6 items, and see which conditions aren't being satisfied.

As a handy side-benefit, Phinn's Relationship Checklist also helps quickly identify who's at fault in any relationship problem.

Posted by: Phinn at January 24, 2013 08:30 AM (oFH2D)

337 I'd like to see some supporting facts for the assertion that women are more susceptible to societal pressure regarding body image. Women simply react differently, just like women take a different approach to suicide, and women are more likely to use non-confrontational violence (i.e. poison, etc.). Women are different, sure. But men go to the gym more. ("But men just do that for themselves, whereas women diet because society told them to!" That's B.S.)

Men have even started using Prep. H on their stomachs to highlight their abs when they go to clubs.

Men and women are different, sure. But that difference is in how they react to societal pressure, not in whether they feel societal pressure.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 24, 2013 08:33 AM (Tt6ky)

338 Forgot to change my sock.

Posted by: JohnJ at January 24, 2013 08:33 AM (Tt6ky)






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