Neologism: "Mixed-Weight Couples"
I just saw Instapudnit post this and thought of you.
So, "mixed-weight couples." Good idea or not?Mixed-weight couples have rockier relationships than same-weight couples, a new study has found. But here's the clincher: The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around. "However many advances we have made, body image issues abound, and women, unfortunately, are more vulnerable to the societal pressures," Ruthy Kaiser, senior therapist for the Council for Relationships, based in Philadelphia, told Yahoo! Shine. When it comes to being overweight, then, "that makes it harder in a relationship for the woman, and easier for the man."Sometimes those "societal pressures" include murder.
Comments
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:19 PM (QupBk)
*YES.*
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:21 PM (bxiXv)
TV told us that years ago. Like that documentary "King of Queens." They did fine.
Posted by: CJ at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (9G+G5)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (SkyIE)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bJm7W)
The issue is mixed-weight couples, not mixed-sexual identity....
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:25 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)
Only with a couple of C-Notes wrapped around it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bJm7W)
When I was young, I believed what women told me about what they wanted, had no idea it was all a lie.
Nothing personal, ladies, love ya, always will. Just say what you *want* not what you think you *should* want, men are not good at hints.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (SkyIE)
Out the way afore I fall on ya!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)
Only with a couple of C-Notes wrapped around it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (jE38p)
forgiving not dumb!
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (nqBYe)
Look, I don't care what other people look like. I just HATE this in-your-face accept-me-or-die BS about body weight, sexuality, race, creed, what-the-hell-ever. Everyone, just calm the hell down.
It also pisses me off because I work my ass off in the gym and then people who look like bodybuilders get bashed all day long by those "open minded" fat acceptance zealots on Facebook. "OMG that is so ugly." "You must be some fitness freak." "You must be making up for a tiny penis." "You're just a shallow asshole." All based on pictures!
Open minded, unless you're different than me. More bullshit from leftists.
Sorry for the rant. I didn't even click the link. I just saw the words "societal" and "pressure" and got all pissed off.
Posted by: ElKomandante at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (559ZH)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (x59Gv)
that's only the female equivalent of "tastes better with bacon wrapped around it"
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)
Listen motherfucker, after what you did yesterday, you're on thin ice. Watch it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (tBnjP)
not what you think you *should* want, men are not good at hints."
***
Understatement of the century!
-Mrs. Lemmiwinks
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (SkyIE)
Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol IV. at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (K8Oz6)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)
*fires a stone right off EoJ's head*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (QupBk)
like a Russian Race horse.
...wait this is a Hillary thread right?
Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (tBnjP)
....looks around nervously...
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)
Why did a suction cup just come to mind?
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (k6b4q)
Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Mt27M)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (F2Vrz)
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (tlhtD)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)
It was that bottle of tequila freshman year. I swear
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (jE38p)
AosHQ II: Soul Survivor
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (QupBk)
Hillary thread = anchor rope (barnacles not included)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (Dnbau)
So much the better
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (x59Gv)
I don't know if I'd go full Ruben, but ain't nothin' wrong with a woman who knows what a cheeseburger with extra bacon tastes like.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (BYxr7)
To watch them hugging and kissing and rolling around on their beach blankets will put you off sex, and food, for a month.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (qo244)
Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (QupBk)
Fact is, women don't really care what you look like. You'll find women swooning over effeminate men; you'll find them swooning over hyper-masculine men. Hairy men, smooth men. Bald men, men with great hair. Tall and thin, short and stocky. As long as you clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape and you'll do fine with the ladies.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (BYxr7)
To watch them hugging and kissing and rolling around on their beach blankets will put you off sex, and food, for a month .
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4
Well as long as they don't set off that Tybee A bomb
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (Dnbau)
I am not one of them, so next time you do a pot roast or brisket, send me a sammich or two.
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (bJm7W)
[Accept me as I am.]
Viangrrarh LORCH cutt nach.
[This is my natural weight.]
Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: American Dawg at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (trA4n)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (tBnjP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (GEICT)
LOL
You guys loved it.
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (dDD3H)
Yes they are called Arabs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (UOM4
Brings to mind that old visual joke of the BF irretrievably stuck in her asscrack, while she calls his name out and can't figure out why he doesn't respond.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (jE38p
Lol. Everytime we take the boat out that way, I think, "We could set that fucker off."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (qo244)
Farm country? Who the Hell goes out into farm country?!?
Posted by: University of Puget Sound Researchers at January 23, 2013 08:37 PM (bxiXv)
Relax, dude. Some of us have tiny penises and are also fat, slovenly bastards. If you're hung like a cricket, getting in shape is the way to go, because they're judging you by the wrapper, see?
Once you close escrow, chicks are too polite to say anything about the inadequacy of your unit. And by the time they're getting uncomfortable enough to say anything, you're done.
"Oh, you're not satisfied? How interesting. Beat it, skirt."
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)
if that is so, why are you masturbatin', Pete?
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)
if that is so, why are you masturbatin', Pete?
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (Dnbau)
Oh boy, that's gonna leave a mark
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (jE38p)
clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape
and you'll do fine with the ladies.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)
pretty much true.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (nqBYe)
How in the fuck are we supposed to square those circles?
Leftism is a mental disorder,
Posted by: Marmo at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (pcgW1)
__________________
Insta--pud--nit?
Gross.
I know some vernaculars where this is your--
Erg.
Posted by: tasker at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (r2PLg)
I setup FB three years ago and never finished. I don't want to know every detail of what anyone does and I don't like telling people everything I do.
I also read an article in The WSJ five months ago that both the republicans and dems were going to use info on FB pages and have old "friends" contact people to try to have them vote for their preferred candidate. I'm not sure if they did that because my FB page has my name only, and no activity. I would like to erase it but cannot.
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (z4WKX)
And my wife isn't fat, you haters. She's a BBW hunka-hunka burning love.
Posted by: Allen Glines at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (MBqvE)
And I ain't even as fat as Kratos!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (bxiXv)
79
As I said in another thread several months ago, I can't wrap my head
around the fact that women are getting both legal and illegal injections
and implants to increase the size of their backsides and hips while
there are many others dieting and exercising to do the opposite.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)
Ain't THAT the truth. =_= The grass is always greener, I suppose...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (W/dW1)
As I said in another thread several months ago, I can't wrap my head
around the fact that women are getting both legal and illegal injections
and implants to increase the size of their backsides and hips while
there are many others dieting and exercising to do the opposite.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)
Like soap in Fight Club: selling women their own fat asses back to them.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (x59Gv)
An "inner city" family was spending the afternoon on the beach, and the dad (who was large.....really, really large) laid down on the sand....sans beach towel, because apparently the family forgot them. He rolled around and was sand-covered.
It was hot as hell. His quite large wife strolled out of the surf, and straddled him. We had to fetch the kid and leave...hastily.
That scene is burned into my retinas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM48)
Anyone listen to Rush's audio montage of all the ass licking comments made to Madame Secretary today?
OMG !
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Aaron at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (Tlix5)
I wish.
Posted by: The sheep at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (X9Mnx)
<i>78 Thunderb</i>: Sex is a lot of work, dude. Mostly it's a lot of work to talk the dame into it. Then you gotta talk to her. And have you had a woman give you a handy? I do it a lot better myself.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (8AF9+)
Or maybe you think Nikita didn't really love Mrs Khrushchev..?
Or Bill and Hillary? Okay, I take that one back.
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: Pecos at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (2Gb0y)
Need a little help, morons/ettes.
Does anyone remember the name of the blog that did such a great job of talking about the real purpose of the second amendment? He listed a whole bunch of citations from OTHER folks in that time talking about the importance of parity with the standing army. I think the post was something about "wheres my machine gun" or something?
help?
Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (gLAk8)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (9XBK2)
And I ain't even as fat as Kratos!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:40 PM (bxiXv) "
It's a question of usefulness. Or at least how the subconscious interprets usefulness.
(From the perspective of the female subconscious, being married to the monarch is extremely useful, whether he is fat or not.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: CaC at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (sHqf1)
An "inner city" family was spending the afternoon on the beach, and the dad (who was large.....really, really large) laid down on the sand....sans beach towel, because apparently the family forgot them. He rolled around and was sand-covered.
It was hot as hell. His quite large wife strolled out of the surf, and straddled him. We had to fetch the kid and leave...hastily.
That scene is burned into my retinas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM4
"
Heh.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (eqgV8)
He was one of those people who write stupid articles on those "examiner" websites. Ace linked him and the Horde went over and absolutely raped his psyche.
Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)
Me every night after going to my suburban work location.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (qo244)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (7xPCu)
This one couple we had, boy was the woman fat. She was so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.
Rodney Dangerfield - senior therapist for the Council for Relationships
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (kdS6q)
Thirty-three year-old Franziska Hansen has been reportedly charged with “attempted murder with a weapon” in Germany, following an incident where she attempted to suffocate Tim Schmidt with her breasts, according to the The Mirror.
Schmidt, an attorney in Unna, Germany, claims that during sex last May, Hansen shoved his face into her 38DD-sized breasts, and forcibly held his head there until he was able to escape. Schmidt says that he ran nude to a neighbor’s house to get away from Hansen"
Big cats are dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)
BC1981-What did gigg do yesterday? I missed it. I posted a few times but didn't read because I have been avoiding my computer because I have broken or fractured tailbone and it's hard to get comfortable.
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Bigby's Table-Thumping Hand at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (RLTt1)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (8AF9+)
I am glad you took it in the spirit it was intended. And I can't give myself a handy. I lack the equipment so to speak. Not a dude.
its good to see you here again
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (Dnbau)
This one couple we had, boy was the woman fat. She was so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.
Rodney Dangerfield - senior therapist for the Council for Relationships
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (kdS6q)
I thought she was so fat she left a ring around the lake....
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (x59Gv)
Bob Owens....
Never mind.......
continue on about the large/in charge discussion.
Combining posts.
Only "big women" in combat postings......
Go.
Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (gLAk8)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (eqgV
... Damit.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)
/Picks up a rock....
Early on I figured out that Ladies with smoking hot bodies... and not so great faces... are MUCH lower maintenance than those with a 'pretty face'....
Besides... when the lights go out? You are not looking at the face... but the body??? You're touching it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (lZBBB)
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos
See it here all the time. Little, skinny black guys with obese white women.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)
He was the cause of the Obama erotica novel thread.
Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:41 PM (3sZO1)
Sorry, we thought people stopped farming once they invented supermarkets.
So, it's like, what, a lifestyle thing?
Posted by: University of Puget Sound Researchers at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (bxiXv)
This guy I worked with always said: "fat chicks try harder"
------------
Here's the thing: your boy Masturbatin' Pete has been with a good number of women, and I'm not too proud to say that some of them could use six solid months at Curves. But I will say this in their defense: I have never gotten a bad hogsmoke from a fat chick. Why? Because they don't want to take their clothes off. They have to be great with their mouths so that you don't say "okay, enough of this, let's move on to the part where your panties end up on the floor."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (fLln5)
Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)
Really? The Horde has yet to do such a thing since I've been here. Sounds fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)
Does anyone remember the name of the blog that did such a great job of talking about the real purpose of the second amendment? He listed a whole bunch of citations from OTHER folks in that time talking about the importance of parity with the standing army. I think the post was something about "wheres my machine gun" or something?
help?
Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 08:43 PM (gLAk
I'm probably wrong, but The Other Side Of Kim (Kim DuToit) comes immediately to mind. Very 2nd-centric, lots of great postings to boot. Too bad he shut down a few years ago. A Google search will reveal some of his stuff.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Willy at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HDgX3)
How many TV sitcoms had fat guys with hot women:
King of Queens
Still Standing
According to Jim
Plus cartoons: Family Guy
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (MPjT8)
Newbs , meet Masturbating Pete . As sharp a mind and as strong a right hand as there ever was . Truly one of the good guys .
---------------------
*curtsey* Bill, I'm deeply honored.
Now if i can figure out how to get the farking formatting to work on this thing. HTML tags don't seem to work, and those little icons don't work either.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HDgX3)
...
DAMMIT!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (bxiXv)
This guy I worked with always said: "fat chicks try harder"
------------
Here's the thing: your boy Masturbatin' Pete has been with a good number of women, and I'm not too proud to say that some of them could use six solid months at Curves. But I will say this in their defense: I have never gotten a bad hogsmoke from a fat chick. Why? Because they don't want to take their clothes off. They have to be great with their mouths so that you don't say "okay, enough of this, let's move on to the part where your panties end up on the floor."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (8AF9+):::
Masturbatin' Pete is wise.
But there's a sadness to his wisdom...
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (JDIKC)
(Kim DuToit) comes immediately to mind. Very 2nd-centric, lots of great
postings to boot. Too bad he shut down a few years ago. A Google search
will reveal some of his stuff.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (3sZO1)
I think I read every word of that blog...great stories about Africa too...well great in the sense that it would put you off ever going there.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (HDgX3)
But she said she loved me.
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:50 PM (BYxr7)
Go back a bit....
The Honeymooners....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (lZBBB)
29 Let those among you who have never gone "hoggin'" throw the first stone.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC
My husband grossed me out a minute ago.
"When you're single, if you've never had to roll a woman in flour to find the wet spot, then you don't know how to screw a fat chick."
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (MPjT
So I need to look for a woman who believes what she sees on TV?
I think that will have downsides.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (fLln5) "
Well, her weight (/mass) is the same it's always been. It's just distributed differently now. :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (eqgV8)
Are you sure that going after isn't reversed? They are more accepting of the big girls so they get all the big girls.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (qo244)
See it here all the time. Little, skinny black guys with obese white women.
heh. same with a lot of Hispanics in my neck of the woods! They get them some child-rearing wominz.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (8AF9+)
You have to have the AoS Platinum membership for those to work!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (Cnqmv)
I think this is probably based on female preferences. I have met several women who feel more comfortable with bigger men. Many women hate guys who are sticks, I'm not sure whether that gives them body issues (doubtful) or they feel more protected with bigger men (likely) And what do they consider big? is it based off BMI, height to weight ratios.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (fLln5)
:::94 who is allen glines:::
He was one of those people who write stupid articles on those "examiner" websites. Ace linked him and the Horde went over and absolutely raped his psyche.
Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)
As I recall, the first little interaction with Glines was when he jumped into a thread uninvited and spewed a bunch of leftist insults at the Horde, and either put his Examiner blog link in his name, or something worse, I think he actually DARED the Horde to spar in his comments section.
Carnage. It was like watching a train wreck, except it was more horrific.
And yeah, his wife has a body like a peanut MandM, and she was just as shrill and assholish as her husband.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Wooga at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (zqbIA)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (q0dyU)
"When you're single, if you've never had to roll a woman in flour to find the wet spot, then you don't know how to screw a fat chick."
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (UOM4
That joke is from an old Bruce Willis movie. " The Last Boy Scout" I think. Good movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:46 PM (z4WKX)
Something truly horrific that should've resulted in a banning and a week in the barrel.
Fractured tailbone? Damn. Hope you feel better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos
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Fat white girls lacka da self esteema, black guys don't like the women that act like Mooch (learned that from a black Navy buddy).
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)
About time I put my rock collection to good use.
Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (ijPYh)
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Thanks, thunderb! I haven't been here in the comments much, but I do read AoS every day. The problem is that the site is just too popular. Every time I want to jump into the comments there are like 400 already. Screw that.
I spend more time over at Hit Run (reason.com) and believe it or not, Slate. But not as Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Willy at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (sHqf1)
Someone I used to know called that "Coyote Ugly"
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (nqBYe)
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)
____________________
It's not just fat chicks. Black dudes want white woYns. Look at OJ. Look at Tiger. OJ and Tiger get chicks that look like Nicole Brown and whatever teh Swedish nanny's name is. Regular black dudes get fat chicks.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (hpDVh)
That line is older than Bruce Willis!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (Cnqmv)
Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)
Way older than that... At least in the Navy it was.... LOL....
I first heard it in the late 70's....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (lZBBB)
I spend more time over at Hit Run (reason.com) and believe it or not, Slate. But not as Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (8AF9+)
You seem pretty fast on your feet. Jump in the scrum.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (jE38p)
Man ,
I hope I don't break the blog . Close them the same .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (Cnqmv)
Way older than that... At least in the Navy it was.... LOL....
I first heard it in the late 70's....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 08:54 PM (lZBBB)
I am sure, but it was the first time I heard it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)
Well, do you remember that MLKjr speech, the one where he says that he's been to the mountain top?
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Can't remember what he wrote about that caught Ace's eye, but the Moron raid was hilarious.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:44 PM (JDIKC)
Really? The Horde has yet to do such a thing since I've been here. Sounds fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT):::
Six or seven years ago, Ace used to get into the occasional blog spat and the shit would fly. As a matter of fact, that is how I came to be here - I was captured during a raid on the comments section of another blog I used to frequent. Eventually, I became a Moron.
Kind of like the plot of A Man Called Horse, but with accidental links to lesbian pr0n.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (JDIKC)
Zappa, Big Leg Emma
Posted by: sTevo at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (VMcEw)
Damn you, I was just about to link that exact video.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
He's a douche. I'll kill him in his sleep tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe)
Think it is a limited version of bulletin board code!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)
*******
Boy, are you naive!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (NzBQO)
I think it's a combination of the two. For me I'd put more emphasis on the latter although the presence of (a) firearms; and (b) military/law enforcement/specialized training in self-defense can help get over it.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Don't worry, there's always "Heavy Duty Judy"
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (fLln5)
(shakes fist threateningly) Why you!!!!!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM48)
Style Guide says...well, that's strange, it's saying "Help me" for some reason.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (SUKHu)
132
Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)
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Sure. But only if the other two criteria are me.....man gets the looks, woman gets the money/security.
I know my wife (who is drop dead goergeous) loves me. And I love her. But I also know if I worked at McDonald's for $7/hr she never would have given me the time of day. And if she weighed 300 lbs I wouldn't have either.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (nqBYe) "
That's weird. :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM4
No, ThunderB and someone named Carol at least
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (jE38p)
Fuck that joke predates flour milling.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM4
*****
How else would you make dough? Duh!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:56 PM (UOM4
No, ThunderB and someone named Carol at least
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (jE38p)
I'm a female of the opposite sex (to quote Radar O'Reilly).
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (hpDVh)
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TRU DAT!!I can't stand the stick figures myself.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (HDgX3)
*****
But if she weighed 300 lbs she might have found the fact that you worked at McDonalds was a turn on. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 08:59 PM (1OZSU)
The dough and wet spot IIRC used to be a marching jodie until things went PC. Along with such winners as 'See the lady in pink! She does it in the sink! She the lady in green! She's a sex machine.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:59 PM (fLln5)
Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)
I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.
Thanks, and it is not fun. It hurts like hell.
Carol
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (z4WKX)
Ah, the first winner of the "can I make Ace cry when he has to give me a hat tip" award.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (SUKHu)
*slinks away in shame*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:58 PM (UOM4
Remember, if you're wearing the right clothes you can get away without a bra.
I'll probably regret posting this comment.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)
http://youtu.be/QE61Bz7IHKg
Very 80s.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (bxiXv)
*resumes lurking*
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (W/dW1)
Just a random thought but since so many single mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked up for mass polygamy?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244)
Really? The Horde has yet to do such a thing since I've been here. Sounds fun.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT)
It's been a while since The Horde went on razzia. Some of the best times at the HQ have been the occasional brigandage into deepest, darkest leftopia.
Among some of the highlights......
The Seattle Peace Calendar
The Peace Blimp website
The Seattle Post-Post-Intelligencer
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (MBqvE)
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My original claim to fame over here is that I was the guy who located Excitable Andy's old barebacking sites and sent them to Ace back when he became a Trig Truther back in '08.
So you could say that Masturbatin' Pete and Milky Loads will be forever linked...
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (BYxr7)
I'll probably regret posting this comment.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (q0dyU)
_______
I will need to see pics to confirm or deny this.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (HDgX3)
*resumes lurking*
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (W/dW1)
haha, there are times i do wonder if there is any topic to strange to discuss!
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (nqBYe)
An awesome double standard.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (X9Mnx)
Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".
*pout*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM4
_____________
See #205
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (sHqf1)
Kind of like the plot of A Man Called Horse, but with
accidental links to lesbian pr0n.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (JDIKC)
Now see, that sounds like fun. That's what we should be doing. I mean, if it's going to burn, if it's going to Mad Max, then lets go roving.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (GEICT)
He was the cause of the Obama erotica novel thread.
Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)
I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.
Thanks, and it is not fun. It hurts like hell.
Carol
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (z4WKX)
I fell and hit my tailbone on the corner of our deck when I was about 9...good lord, I was screaming in pain for hours. Breaking my arm hurt way less.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (7xPCu)
Jane D'oh: Now I'm totally ashamed of my rather firm 36Bs. Heck, I'm 5' 4".
*pout*
Wellll.... looks like I'm packing it in for the evening. It's been fun.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (8AF9+)
mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked
up for mass polygamy?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244)
i like it.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (nqBYe)
High hip to waist measure on a woman plus a bigger top and she still looks attractive. (Christina Hendrix)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (WVMUQ)
Most man and women would benefit from weight training more than cardio. Building muscle will give the fat a frame, minimizing it and making them look better.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (SUKHu)
Just a random thought but since so many single mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked up for mass polygamy?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244) "
Like father, like son.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM
Damn how time flies- I thought that was back before the '08 season.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (Dnbau)
*pout*
Ok, now you're just messing with our heads :p
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (hpDVh)
Fractured tailbone? Damn. Hope you feel better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)
Thank you, BC1981. Carol
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (z4WKX)
I stand by those remarks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (fLln5)
*pout*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM4
"
Meh. It's mostly decorative. Serves no real purpose...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (eqgV8)
So thank you, I suppose.
Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (ijPYh)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (W/dW1)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (RZ8pf)
I stand by those remarks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+)
pfft, i like boxers and t shirts
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at January 23, 2013 09:04 PM (WVMUQ)
True dat.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (bxiXv)
*pout*
Damn, 36B on a cute little frame? Why in hell are you ashamed? That ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (sHqf1)
*****
Crosswise or lengthwise?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (fLln5)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:06 PM (eqgV
Well I am suppose to be a Gentleman, otherwise I'd say they are good handles in a reach around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (jE38p)
Can we please elect Paul for pres. in 2016?
I'm down with Rand, but I have to say... is there a stupider prominent righty than Hannity? I listen to Limbaugh sometimes, occasionally learn something. Levin usually has good insights. But Hannity just shouts people down or calls them great Americans.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (8AF9+)
They can be very tasty. Especially when topped with a little strawberry jam.
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (yrHcy)
Actually, I've only had one bad experience here at Moron Nation. About
two years ago, give or take, I got in this huge flame war with some
'ettes after I told them that if they wear Spanx (instead of real
lingerie with, you know, satin and lace and thigh high stockings and
stuff), they can die in a fire.
I stand by those remarks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+
What the hell do you think the Hollywood bitchez wear when they're on the red carpet? Spanx smooth out the butt, tummy and thighs under super-clingy clothing.
That single Atlanta woman who created the Spanx empire is worth a fortune now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 23, 2013 08:42 PM (1Y+hH)
Well in my house it involves a lot of cheesecake
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 09:09 PM (dDD3H)
I think I took " Paper Mache Head Construction For Idiotic Protests " at 11:00 Tuesday .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:09 PM (BYxr7)
Modern version of the girdle
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:09 PM (M/TDA)
bastards. If you're hung like a cricket, getting in shape is the way to
go, because they're judging you by the wrapper, see?
Once you close escrow, chicks are too polite to say anything about
the inadequacy of your unit. And by the time they're getting
uncomfortable enough to say anything, you're done.
"Oh, you're not satisfied? How interesting. Beat it, skirt."
Penis size, muscle size, all that stuff might be a bonus, but none of it is necessary. Agreed.
I just really flip my shit on all this "society is sooo meanie-head! I might be morbidly obese with no hobbies or life skills, but I deserve a shining 6'3 model-prince with a BMW to love me for who I am dammit!" stuff.
Posted by: ElKomandante at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (559ZH)
on the red carpet? Spanx smooth out the butt, tummy and thighs under
super-clingy clothing."
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Doll, I'd rather see an authentic jiggle than engineered rigidity.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT
"
Have you no culture, sir?
(It is the lie you like to believe. :-P)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT
If you know what control-top pantyhose look like, think the extra-strong control top ending-mid thigh without pantyhose going down the rest of the leg. It sucks the tummy, backside, hips, and thighs in and smooths everything out.
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:10 PM (W/dW1)
shut up guys yeah i made a a girl solidarity comment
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM48)
I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.
That was an instant HQ classic.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (M/TDA)
My $0.02. ._. Don't shoot me.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (W/dW1)
Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
and a large breasted girl cannot get away without a real bra. Spanx will smooth things out but will never be supportive enough. Be good to your girls and they will be good to you
Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)
On another note....my heart breaks for Mooch's undergarments. And her maids who have to launder them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM4
She has a big, burly manservant who is about as squeamish as a pillar of flint who does that.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (7xPCu)
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.
================
Sooo can, like, guys wear them?
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF) "
:-)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (eqgV8)
'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' has been permanently corrupted when a radio station made a version called 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Cheese Fondue.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (fLln5)
Damn, that was hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (UOM48)
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False. I require access to the fancy stuff in the car, at the theater, under the table at the restaurant.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)
heh
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (nqBYe)
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.
================
Sooo can, like, guys wear them?
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (MPjT
Whatever floats your boat. Just monitor the blood flow.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (q0dyU)
Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
As long as they allow Dentists to write the prescriptions and charge for that, I'm in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:14 PM (fLln5)
Only if you want to concealed carry. Open carry is a-ok.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (eqgV8)
'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' has been
permanently corrupted when a radio station made a version called 'All I
Wanna Do Is Make Cheese Fondue.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (fLln5)
I... wait what? o.o
. . . people are weird.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (W/dW1)
Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
*****
Mitch Greenlick????? Now the jokes are just writing themselves.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: waldo at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (WIZUa)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (z4WKX)
Now you've gone and done it 'Pete.
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You see The Dark Knight? "Some men just like to watch the world burn"?
Yup. That. That's why I do what I do.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:15 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (BYxr7)
Your main transportation is a Moped?
Yes thy are only decoration up and until it's Motorboating time which oddly requires contact.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)
Or, as I tell other people, I AM in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF)
My favorite (it was either The Goon Show or I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again) was:
"I'm not fat, I've just got a small head." (read in a sort of Julia Childs voice)
I actually am big-boned - I have like a Neanderthal skeleton or something. Doesn't make me not fat or anything, just, you know, big-boned.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:16 PM (bxiXv)
that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it
would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's
prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
blows smoke into the room.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:17 PM (nqBYe)
Golly I haven't seen any. My heart still breaks when I think of what he and his wife are going through.
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:17 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 09:17 PM (BYxr7)
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A moped's like a fat girl: fun to ride until your friends see you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:18 PM (8AF9+)
Husband and every single friend he has on Facebook are warning him about Thai tranny hookers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (UOM48)
Rep. Mitch Greenlick , from Portland, is sponsoring a bill
that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it
would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's
prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
Don't smokers in Mass and/or NY go out of state to buy smokes that aren't taxed at insane levels?
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:18 PM (8AF9+)
*****
Tweaked that a little for you.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (UOM4
Shouldn't he be here discussing that?
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 09:21 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)
I recently read that around 60% of cigs sold in NY are untaxed- that is to say, black marketa pack costs around $10 in NYC
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:21 PM (8sCoq)
Shouldn't he be here discussing that?
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (3sZO1)
He's lurked here. Got into an epic fight with Palin Steele just a couple of days before leaving for boot camp three years ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:22 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:23 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:24 PM (1OZSU)
Tell your son to look at the hands. men tend to have ring fingers that
are slightly longer than their index fingers. In women, these fingers
are usually the same length or the index digit is just a bit longer. Or,
just grab a handfull and see what he comes up with!
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:23 PM (sHqf1)
Ick. Hopefully, he'll be too busy working to have much time with the locals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (fLln5)
Dang, I should load up a van with $22 a carton Seneca's from the reservation and make a road trip.
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (zSyar)
Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (zSyar)
seems everybody's doing it
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:26 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (7xPCu)
I'm too old to cry. It will be two weeks tomorrow that I fell. Nothing helps it. If it wasn't winter here I would have put ice on it but it was cold out that day. Everytime I looked at the outside thermometer today it was in the low teens. Now it's too late for ice. I tried heat one day but that didn't help either.
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:26 PM (z4WKX)
Have you had an X-ray? Is anything broken?
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 09:27 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:28 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:28 PM (fLln5)
I'm here and I am an 'ette. Carol
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (zSyar)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:22 PM (UOM4
Oh, for Christ's sake, fuck that fag PS. He's as useful as using toilet paper to clean brickwork. I imagine you've impressed on D'oh Boy knows he's welcome here anytime day or night.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (3sZO1)
Odd that making something profitable brings out people to make that profit. Buy one pack of leagal cigs with the NYC stamp then buy from a guy that imports from the state next door for refills. The question is when will NYC require all cigs to have serial #s?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (qo244)
it was all T and A- I told her she looked great but she wouldn't listen
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 09:31 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:32 PM (fLln5)
It's still there, but you need special glasses.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2013 09:32 PM (CeNUw)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:32 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: John Titor at January 23, 2013 09:33 PM (R9Fn/)
Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 09:34 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:29 PM (zSyar)
Seconded. And no, you aren't too old to cry. Pain hurts.
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:34 PM (3sZO1)
Back in the 70's a bunch of us drunk Alpha company Seabees were in the Wildfire on the beach. At another table sat some pretty 'fluffy' gals with an old lady. My shipmates dared me to dance with the old lady. While we danced, I held her cane for her. She was a little downhearted nobody asked her grand-daughter to dance. When I asked which one she was, grandma said 'that little girl at the end of the table drinking a Miller'. I said I'll dance with her. She was about 5 feet tall and went, say, 230. It was pretty good stylin' on my part as I am 6'2". After I danced with her I told another EO buddy she was hot to trot for him. As he was about 5'6" he gave it a shot. When he came back to the table he said he got his fingers caught between her rolls of fat. I told him that was not rolls of fat but rather expansion joints. He ended up that night in the back of a Pinto station wagon with that gal. But that's another story.
Posted by: EROWMER at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (IanLz)
righty than Hannity? I listen to Limbaugh sometimes, occasionally learn
something. Levin usually has good insights. But Hannity just shouts
people down or calls them great Americans.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (8AF9+)
__________
Double TRU DAT! Hannity has 3 or 4 talking points that he regurgitates endlessly. How this guy achieved the following he has is truly a mystery.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (HDgX3)
The ex was the same way with gaining weight. So it never was the weight that was a problem it was the crazy that ended things.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:36 PM (qo244)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:40 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 09:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Guido at January 23, 2013 09:43 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Museisluse at January 23, 2013 09:51 PM (SsWgR)
No matter their appearance, men look in the mirror and say, "Pretty hot, huh?"
Women are more patient with flaws, since their affection is not governed so much by looks.
And do NOT get me started.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 23, 2013 09:57 PM (GoIUi)
2) She makes me eat all kinds of extra portions.
3) She drives me to drink.
So, I am a little fatter.
Posted by: sexypig at January 23, 2013 10:00 PM (dZQh7)
So it's not just about the number on the scale, it's the choices, emotions, and thoughts we women let that number cause in ourselves and in our relationship with our partner.
And someone asked about same sex couples? Gay men tend to have more peer pressure to be fit, whereas lesbian women tend to have less peer pressure to meet a body standard.
Posted by: HaveASeatOnTheCouch at January 23, 2013 10:08 PM (pwxdf)
We're a mixed weight couple.
I advocate reporting in kilograms; she insists that I use pounds.
Heartless, I tell ya, just heartless!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 23, 2013 10:25 PM (Jcd0S)
Nope. He didn't marry them and he is paying child support, even though he's using our money to do it.
It's the liberal way.
Posted by: jbarntt at January 23, 2013 10:30 PM (UNFot)
For the woman --
1. Don't be fat.
2. Don't slut around.
3. Learn to please a man sexually (which is about as difficult as replacing a light bulb, so there's no real excuse not to learn)
For the man --
1. Make money
2. Get some damned exercise
3. Speak up.
If you're having relationship problems, just refer to this checklist of 6 items, and see which conditions aren't being satisfied.
As a handy side-benefit, Phinn's Relationship Checklist also helps quickly identify who's at fault in any relationship problem.
Posted by: Phinn at January 24, 2013 08:30 AM (oFH2D)
Men have even started using Prep. H on their stomachs to highlight their abs when they go to clubs.
Men and women are different, sure. But that difference is in how they react to societal pressure, not in whether they feel societal pressure.
Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 24, 2013 08:33 AM (Tt6ky)
Posted by: JohnJ at January 24, 2013 08:33 AM (Tt6ky)
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