HuffPo: We'd Like an Interview
Jill Kelley: Only If You Can Guarantee Me Favorable Coverage, In Advance
HuffPo: We Can't Promise That, Good Bye
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Howard Kurtz: Hey, Here's My Favorabe-Coverage Interview With Jill Kelley

What a coincidence!

Howard Kurtz says nothing untoward was agreed to, and you should believe him, because he's never lied to you before except for every single time.

There were absolutely no conditions for my interview with Jill Kelley. And I don't agree that the piece was favorable -- it was an opportunity for a woman who has been thrust into the vortex of a scandal to tell her side for the first time.

Posted by: Ace at 07:54 PM



Comments

1 first?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 07:55 PM (sHqf1)

2
Man, i gotta get a life....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 07:55 PM (sHqf1)

3 Jill Kelley? Any relation to DeForest Kelley?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 23, 2013 07:56 PM (QKKT0)

4 Who want's to go out and cram potatoes in tailpipes outside the union hall?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 07:56 PM (sHqf1)

5 Wait,was Petraeus thrusting into HER vortex??

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 07:57 PM (9XBK2)

6 I'm really not Cicero's kid, by the way.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 07:57 PM (sHqf1)

7 they all want to interview Jill Kelley. What about the survivors? Or the families of the dead men? Or Petraeus? Or General Ham?

what bullshit. They would rather sniff panties than get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (Dnbau)

8 Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 07:57 PM (sHqf1)

Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (xGX1p)

9 meh. ok

How is AOL doing since they got huffpo?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (FKQng)

10
"5Wait,was Petraeus thrusting into HER vortex??"

Maelstrom!

Posted by: Petraeus the Pirate at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (sHqf1)

11 Again who has the smores?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:00 PM (fLln5)

12 It'd be spectacular, if this was an image board. I actually have so many good images of huffington crap

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 23, 2013 08:01 PM (FKQng)

13 Jill Kelley? Any relation to DeForest Kelley?

Hey, leave my dad out of this!

Posted by: Forest Whitaker at January 23, 2013 08:02 PM (K8Oz6)

14 Did he ask her if she shaves south of the mason dixon?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:02 PM (jE38p)

15 With whom did Howie have to sleep to get this interview? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:02 PM (eqgV8)

16 Jill Kelley .....? I wanna be in a movie with her .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:03 PM (BYxr7)

17 With whom did Howie have to sleep to get this interview? :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:02 PM (eqgV

The list is probably long but not glorious?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:03 PM (jE38p)

18 12
It'd be spectacular, if this was an image board. I actually have so many good images of huffington crap


Posted by: Flapjackmaka
---------------------------------------------------------
That would involve new Hamsters and ACE is content to say
" Why fix it if it aint broke"

Posted by: American Dawg at January 23, 2013 08:04 PM (trA4n)

19
it was an opportunity for a woman who has been thrust into the vortex of a scandal to tell her side for the first time.







Wait a minute......WHICH Jill Kelly did Howie interview, the brunette or the blonde?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 08:04 PM (MBqvE)

20 Jill Kelley sounds like that desperate ho who said she'd schnuzzle my flooflogger for ten bucks.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:04 PM (7xPCu)

21 From what I've seen of the Jill Kelley coverage, she has some pretty rockin' nipples.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:04 PM (mOyDx)

22 Link a fuzzy diagram of a clit ring ,

stat .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:04 PM (BYxr7)

23 Jill's the kind of girl that you wouldn't mind taking home to meet your mother.



.......if your mother was a mountain lion or a rabid wolverine.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2013 08:05 PM (aZ6ew)

24 Nothing like trotting out a sex story when heat gets turned up on Benghazi.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 23, 2013 08:05 PM (lGu1O)

25 "17 With whom did Howie have to sleep to get this interview? :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:02 PM (eqgV

The list is probably long but not glorious?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:03 PM (jE38p) "

Howie loves to "check" people's "facts." It's how he rolls. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:05 PM (eqgV8)

26 Hows piers Morgan doing today?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 23, 2013 08:06 PM (FKQng)

27 I don't care who our Generals fuck.I'd appreciate it ,however ,if they stayed out of our domestic politics.McChrystal the latest be-starred asshole to open his mouth and say something stupid.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:06 PM (9XBK2)

28 what bullshit. They would rather sniff panties than get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (Dnbau)


MFM delenda est.

Because they're useless ratbags, and if we wanted porn we'd get it free on the internet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:06 PM (bxiXv)

29 Glad to see the porn angle of this story was covered in under 25 posts.



You guys never disappoint.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 23, 2013 08:07 PM (4c71i)

30
and if we wanted porn we'd get it free on the internet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:06 PM (bxiXv)










Free porn on the internet? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (MBqvE)

31 Hi, everyone. Just got laid for the first time in two years since the divorce (four years counting the last two wonderful years of marriage) and wanted to tell you that I love you all. Hell, I love everyone. Peace and love and joy to every one of you. Nothing but love. Best wishes.

Posted by: Wow. at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (Q8Wa9)

32 Michael D. Cohen, executive vice president and special counsel to Donald Trump, told Breitbart News that he "cannot confirm or deny that Mr. Trump is interested in acquiring the New York Times. Only time will tell."
The story, first broken by Joe Hagan in New York magazine's online edition, has been the subject of intense interest in the publishing world for the past 24 hours. Left-wing sites such as the Huffington Post have poured scorn on the idea, saying it would be "very, very, very, very surprising" if the Sulzbergers sold it to him.
Cohen was less skeptical, telling Breitbart News: "I have watched Mr. Trump over the years navigate much tougher acquisitions. He is so smart and so rich that if he wants it, he'll get it. And if Mr. Trump elects to pursue something, to commit time and resources to it, there's nothing he can't do."

The NY Trump?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (jE38p)

33 Because they're useless ratbags, and if we wanted porn we'd get it free on the internet.

Free ......?


Damn .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (BYxr7)

34 benghazi?

o time for some breasts and rear ends to hit the shelves

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (nqBYe)

35 what bullshit. They would rather sniff panties than get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (Dnbau)
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Maybe they're on to something...

Posted by: Billy Clint at January 23, 2013 08:09 PM (1FLBb)

36 Jill Kelley? Any relation to DeForest Kelley?
---
Hey, leave my dad out of this!
Posted by: Forest Whitaker


I'd hit it. I'd hit anything. Jill, Forest, a Horta.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at January 23, 2013 08:09 PM (LyF0H)

37 Just got laid for the first time in two years since the divorce (four years counting the last two wonderful years of marriage) and wanted to tell you that I love you all. Hell, I love everyone. Peace and love and joy to every one of you. Nothing but love. Best wishes.
Posted by: Wow. at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (Q8Wa9)

Yeah, great. So what is the going price now a days?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:09 PM (jE38p)

38 Kurtz: "...and I don't agree that piece was favorable." She screwed him to? But not as good as she seduced Petraus?

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 23, 2013 08:09 PM (lGu1O)

39 others got there first.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:09 PM (nqBYe)

40 I had to click through threelinks to refresh my memory of which character she was in this gossip.

Posted by: CJ at January 23, 2013 08:09 PM (9G+G5)

41 From Japan,
http://youtu.be/rFRY7r0oo6I

http://youtu.be/eNKh9vvrewo

This should chase out the Jill Kelly jelly in your brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (fLln5)

42 what bullshit. They would rather sniff panties than get to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 07:58 PM (Dnbau)
---

Cuban? Ha ha, no, I don't think she's Cuban, that's just me leaving my mark.

Posted by: Billy Clint at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (1FLBb)

43 Way to go, Wow. Did you make her scream my name?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (mOyDx)

44 21 From what I've seen of the Jill Kelley coverage, she has some pretty rockin' nipples.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:04 PM (mOyDx)




All four of them.


Like I said the other day, the Enquirer headline writes itself:


4 Nippled Alien Bags 4 Star General

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (GEICT)

45 "32 Michael D. Cohen, executive vice president and special counsel to Donald Trump, told Breitbart News that he "cannot confirm or deny that Mr. Trump is interested in acquiring the New York Times. Only time will tell."
The story, first broken by Joe Hagan in New York magazine's online edition, has been the subject of intense interest in the publishing world for the past 24 hours. Left-wing sites such as the Huffington Post have poured scorn on the idea, saying it would be "very, very, very, very surprising" if the Sulzbergers sold it to him.
Cohen was less skeptical, telling Breitbart News: "I have watched Mr. Trump over the years navigate much tougher acquisitions. He is so smart and so rich that if he wants it, he'll get it. And if Mr. Trump elects to pursue something, to commit time and resources to it, there's nothing he can't do."

The NY Trump?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (jE38p) "

That would be funny.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (eqgV8)

46 From what I've seen of the Jill Kelley coverage, she has some pretty rockin' nipples.

Milspec, fella. Those pink lovestuds can take an Abrams tank at 70 klicks.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (LyF0H)

47 If you forget the second "e" in Kelley, you get advertisement for hard core anal actress.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc)

48 Way to go, Wow. Did you make her scream my name?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:10 PM (mOyDx)

sorry, i heard her scream alextopia.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (nqBYe)

49 Free porn on the internet? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 23, 2013 08:08 PM (MBqvE)


Didn't you used to sing for the Bee Gees?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:12 PM (bxiXv)

50 45 Seeing it go under and the whole staff unemployed would be funnier.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:12 PM (9XBK2)

51 Does this Kelley woman strike anyone else as a kind of Bethany, Housewhores of the 4 Stars wannabe?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2013 08:12 PM (aZ6ew)

52 Posted by: Deli LLama at January 23, 2013 08:05 PM (lGu1O)


Like a true moron, I got a new puppy for Mrs H. Second biggest mistake of my life, but that is another story. The real point of this comment is that I now truly understand the "SQUIRREL" trick used by the media. With a drug addled ADHD clientèle that never worked at a job that required constant focus, a large percentage of our "voting citizens" exhibit all the concentration of a puppy that is purposefully galloping across the yard to pester an older dog when suddenly a big leaf blows by. Puppy immediately does a hard 90 degree turn and is now completely intent on attacking the leaf and teaching it a lesson, when he steps on a stick and ...

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:12 PM (Cnqmv)

53 Someone should tell Howie that when Jill Kelly mentions "Around The World" in an interview, it ain't about foreign policy or international relations.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 08:12 PM (MBqvE)

54 47 If you forget the second "e" in Kelley, you get advertisement for hard core anal actress.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc)


Well, that'll empty out this comment section, best wait for the ONT now...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:13 PM (bxiXv)

55 I want to see the whole brand new New York Times building with this giant billboard on each side in red letters - For Rent.

And all the workers filling the soup kitchens waiting for food.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:13 PM (fLln5)

56 Howard Kurtz: ReLIEable Sources.

Posted by: Andy at January 23, 2013 08:13 PM (OZPoa)

57 "47 If you forget the second "e" in Kelley, you get advertisement for hard core anal actress.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc) "

Finally. Some truth in advertisement.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (eqgV8)

58 Back in 2000 I read Kurtz's Wa Po column religiously. Back then his writing was unbiased and funny. I guess 8 years of Bush fucked his head up.

Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (StDOM)

59 57
"47 If you forget the second "e" in Kelley, you get advertisement for hard core anal actress.



Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc) "



Finally. Some truth in advertisement.

Is there a soft core anal?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu)

60 This thread could go somewhere with an accidental link or ten .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (BYxr7)

61 "50 45 Seeing it go under and the whole staff unemployed would be funnier.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:12 PM (9XBK2) "

There's something to be said for that. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:15 PM (eqgV8)

62 Merovign, if the videos I posted did not clear them out. Think some KY will?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:15 PM (fLln5)

63 I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; well, that and Jill Kelley in stockings and a short skirt.

Posted by: Colonel Howard Kurtz at January 23, 2013 08:15 PM (FggcT)

64

Is there a soft core anal?
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu)







Once you go worm, you'll always squirm.

Posted by: A Tapeworm at January 23, 2013 08:16 PM (MBqvE)

65 O/T-Why didn't any senator or rep ask about the survivors of the attack in Benghazi? We know others were there. Who are they, where are they, what exactly happened? Why hasn't the NEW media interviewed any of them?
Are they being hidden?
The few minutes I watched on television were great. Hillary looks horrible, and I loved it when Rand Paul said he would have fired her if he had been POTUS!

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:16 PM (z4WKX)

66 "Well, that'll empty out this comment section, best wait for the ONT now..."



I'm pretty sure a sizable number commenting in this thread were already aware of this information.



Call it a hunch.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 23, 2013 08:16 PM (4c71i)

67 "55 I want to see the whole brand new New York Times building with this giant billboard on each side in red letters - For Rent.

And all the workers filling the soup kitchens waiting for food.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:13 PM (fLln5) "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:17 PM (eqgV8)

68 47 If you forget the second "e" in Kelley, you get advertisement for hard core anal actress.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc)
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http://youtu.be/IysoB7L-y6Q

Posted by: Billy Clint at January 23, 2013 08:17 PM (1FLBb)

69 I hear Petraeus is working on a movie with Jill called "Kelley's Weirdos."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:17 PM (LyF0H)

70 64




Is there a soft core anal?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu)













Once you go worm, you'll always squirm.

Posted by: A Tapeworm at January 23, 2013 08:16 PM (MBqvE)

That's what my veterinarian said!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:17 PM (7xPCu)

71 "56 Howard Kurtz: ReLIEable Sources.

Posted by: Andy at January 23, 2013 08:13 PM (OZPoa) "

That's good!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:17 PM (eqgV8)

72 62 Merovign, if the videos I posted did not clear them out. Think some KY will?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:15 PM (fLln5)


Ace is gonna ban you for clearing out his comment sections. It's as bad as blog whoring. It's link whoring. Or whore whoring?

All I have to say is, if those videos were catalogs, my bank account would be empty and my car would have a "for sale" sign on it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (bxiXv)

73 The left will never let the Slimes go under.Some rich lefty will take the financial hit and keep it running.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (9XBK2)

74
31Hi, everyone. Just got laid for the first time in two years since the divorce (four years counting the last two wonderful years of marriage) and wanted to tell you that I love you all. Hell, I love everyone. Peace and love and joy to every one of you. Nothing but love. Best wishes.



Sofa? Ottoman? Chaise Lounge?

Posted by: Chicken at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (sHqf1)

75 Did they ask about Petraeus's cannon?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (MPjT8)

76 Jill Kelly has had plenty of things 'stuffed in her vortex'

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (8sCoq)

77 "59 57
"47 If you forget the second "e" in Kelley, you get advertisement for hard core anal actress.



Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 23, 2013 08:11 PM (OQpzc) "



Finally. Some truth in advertisement.

Is there a soft core anal?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu) "

MSNBC?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (eqgV8)

78 Completely O/T. I was browsing amazon for a Kindle book and, in the "books that shaped America" section, "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson was listed.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2013 08:19 PM (mjR67)

79
I hear Petraeus is working on a movie with Jill called "Kelley's Weirdos."
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:17 PM (LyF0H)








I heard he was getting into managing temp agencies. He always had a thing for Kelly Girls.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 08:19 PM (MBqvE)

80 Can you imagine the Daily News and Post headlines?

NY Times Trumped

Out of Times

NY No Times

NY Times 0


Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2013 08:19 PM (aZ6ew)

81 78 Well,it had a huge impact.Caused the death of millions and tons of regulatory over reach.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (9XBK2)

82 Nude fatty thread

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (QupBk)

83 >Hi, everyone. Just got laid for the first time in two years since the divorce


'got laid' is so gauche-- just call it 'thrust into the vortex'


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (8sCoq)

84 I hear Petraeus is working on a movie with Jill called "Kelley's Weirdos."

Title got changed to " Too Big to Hide " .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (BYxr7)

85 Is there a soft core anal?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu)
---

I believe it depends on whether you are administering or receiving.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (1FLBb)

86 78 Completely O/T. I was browsing amazon for a Kindle book and, in the "books that shaped America" section, "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson was listed.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2013 08:19 PM (mjR67)


Well, it did usher in two generations of environmental fraud for the sake of money, power and control. So the description is not entirely inaccurate.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (bxiXv)

87 "62 Merovign, if the videos I posted did not clear them out. Think some KY will?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:15 PM (fLln5) "

Everyone loves Kentucky!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (eqgV8)

88 Merovign, really? Let me suss out something else for you.

No Good Deed, it did. It scared a lot of people and indoctrinated others into being true-believers. Hundreds of thousands dead or sick with malaria is the result so it actually warped the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (fLln5)

89 I heard he was getting into managing temp agencies. He always had a thing for Kelly Girls.

He promises all of his girls a real surge.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (LyF0H)

90 Sofa? Ottoman? Chaise Lounge?

Posted by: Chicken at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (sHqf1)

That was a sick but hilarious thread.

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:21 PM (nqBYe)

91 85
Is there a soft core anal?



Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu)

---



I believe it depends on whether you are administering or receiving.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (1FLBb)

Can I have an 'aye' for a pirate thread?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:21 PM (7xPCu)

92 Nude fatty thread

Earlier today we already had threads on Hillary.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:21 PM (LyF0H)

93 Lace wigs and machine parts, keep them from caucusing with the Ottomans and chaise lounges.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (fLln5)

94 That was a sick but hilarious thread.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:21 PM (nqBYe)




Otherwise known as "Typical Thursday at the HQ".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (MBqvE)

95
7064




Is there a soft core anal?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:14 PM (7xPCu)



Ohhhhoooohhhaaaah!

Posted by: Jill "K-Y Jelly" Kelley at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (sHqf1)

96 I denounce myself. I see that McCain has asked that the 20-30 survivors be brought to Capitol Hill to be questioned. I'm sure SCOAMT will have to block that, it would make all of them accomplices because they sat and watched and did abolutel nothing.

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (z4WKX)

97 "72 62 Merovign, if the videos I posted did not clear them out. Think some KY will?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:15 PM (fLln5)

Ace is gonna ban you for clearing out his comment sections. It's as bad as blog whoring. It's link whoring. Or whore whoring?

All I have to say is, if those videos were catalogs, my bank account would be empty and my car would have a "for sale" sign on it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:18 PM (bxiXv) "

Anna's pretty much the only reason I read this blog. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (eqgV8)

98 Hundreds of thousands dead or sick with malaria is the result so it actually warped the world.

That's what I was thinking when I saw it, Anna Puma. It's still shaping the world.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2013 08:22 PM (mjR67)

99 Lets not have any pirate talk.

Letters of Marque and Reprisal, lets be privateers of Alextopia!.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (fLln5)

100 they deserve to be owned by a carnival barker. How deliscious

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (Dnbau)

101 No Good Deed, it did. It scared a lot of people and indoctrinated others into being true-believers. Hundreds of thousands dead or sick with malaria is the result so it actually warped the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:20 PM (fLln5)


Yes, it shaped the world. Like WWII changed the world, or the great influenza pandemic, or communism, or Islam.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (bxiXv)

102 Yes there is soft core anal.It's simulated and you don't see anything going into anything,and no gaping.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (9XBK2)

103 102
Yes there is soft core anal.It's simulated and you don't see anything going into anything,and no gaping.


Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:24 PM (9XBK2)

You sound like Cartman's mom.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 08:25 PM (7xPCu)

104 OO

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:25 PM (nqBYe)

105 coughs

Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (nqBYe)

106 Does Howard Kurtz charge or do it for free?

It's the slut vs. whore question.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (LyF0H)

107 I think steevy just Kevorkianed the thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (fLln5)

108 Big deal. So Kurtz is to media ethics what Salon is to metallurgy/editing expertise and Terry Moran is foreign policy gravitas. Oh and what Belichick/Brady are to this years Super Bowl. I'm not sure that last one logically follows but I liked putting it in there anyway.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dvRYt)

109 "106 Does Howard Kurtz charge or do it for free?

It's the slut vs. whore question.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at January 23, 2013 08:27 PM (LyF0H) "

He pays!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (eqgV8)

110 I killed the thread.Was it the word "gaping"?

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (9XBK2)

111 "107 I think steevy just Kevorkianed the thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (fLln5) "

Hey baby, how about some mouth to mouth?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (eqgV8)

112
:/

Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (Dnbau)

113 *sigh* Maybe this will resurrect things
http://youtu.be/z1NIahK8yXU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (fLln5)

114 C'mon, B. Don't try to cockblock me. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:31 PM (eqgV8)

115 "113 *sigh* Maybe this will resurrect things
http://youtu.be/z1NIahK8yXU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:30 PM (fLln5) "

This might be a bad time to mention that I uninstalled Flash. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 08:33 PM (eqgV8)

116 If not, maybe this:

http://youtu.be/Bwrbll59Djc

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 08:34 PM (bxiXv)

117 MUMR then you are truly missing out about the 5 minute mark.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 08:36 PM (fLln5)

118 For a change of pace and to alter the mood a bit (thanks to someone here that linked this a while back)


http://tinyurl.com/bep7bu9

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 08:38 PM (Cnqmv)

119 Whoa. I just had a waking dream. King Clusterfuck is on his way to the podium to give his inaugural address. Except he's dressed in pimp robes like Ted Debiase on his way to the ring with "Money, money,money,money, moneeeey!" playing in the background. And instead of $100 bills he's tossing trillion dollar platinum coins in the air. Weird. Is there a French term for that experience? Like the insult after the fact term?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (dvRYt)

120


Howard Kurtz is a bigger whore than the vaginas of Paris Hilton, Marilyn Chambers and Lohan all rolled up together.

And he doesn't have the big eyebrows of that Kalb guy, so he's not as honest.




Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Yannoglanchie at January 23, 2013 08:51 PM (ApGOC)

121 "thrust in the vortex of scandal" is that a euphemism?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (RZ8pf)

122 You don't thrust into the vortex, the vortex thrusts into you.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (GlnE7)

123

So Mr. Propriety, the pious dweeb, is now interviewing the chick who slept with Petraues...

But not a single mention by this Mr. Stalwart Douche about the guy who wsa arrested for a dumb youtube video.

It's like they are conspicuously incurious...how in the hell is this possible.

Then Hitlery goes out and lies about it today...

No news there at all, look boobs and vag...tits, and vagina.

But this guy, he's above it all, he is the voice we need to heed when talknig about the sober responsibilities of these conduits for truth and protectorate of everyone and everything on the entire planet, except Republicans and conservatives.

They protect us all, and we are just free riders on the dangerous important work they do.

Tits and ass.

I haven't seen this much tits and ass since Battle of the Network Stars.


Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Yannoglanchie at January 23, 2013 09:33 PM (ApGOC)

124
Howard Kurtz did this interview because he is super concerned about the fate of the endagered Chilean chinchilla.

We all know that what Petraeus did, by sleeping with this woman, can have varied and unpredictable effects throughout our ecosystem.

We need to get to the bottom of this for the wildlife and endangered species.

Dammit man, this is important!!!



Posted by: Rev Dr. E Buzz Yannoglanchie at January 23, 2013 09:35 PM (ApGOC)

125 MILF of the Decade!

Posted by: TexasJew at January 23, 2013 09:46 PM (lD8ju)

126 Did he say he wanted to thrust into her vortex?

Posted by: Secret Squirrels Balls Und Sheft at January 23, 2013 09:51 PM (0SmH0)

127 "Vortex of scandal"?

Get over yourself. Outside of DC, who actually gives a shit if she's humpin' Generals two at a time?

Posted by: mojo at January 23, 2013 10:06 PM (d/67n)






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