ONT 1-22-13 - Stuff from My Bookmarks edition [krakatoa]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm drinking scotch and not regretting in the least my choice to leave the tv off all day yesterday.

Today was productive. Got a lot of projects tied up. I went swimming in my lap pool. (Again - not a "1 percenter" -- just relishing what you can find in a crappy housing market.) Ate leftover smoked goods I made on Saturday. And discovered that nobody else was doing an ONT.

Lucky you, I have a lot of bookmarks for just such an occasion. And to be strictly clear, that occasion is officially known as "An ONT from the idiot that said "if nobody else volunteers, I'll do it...""

Without further ado, allow me to waste Ace's bandwidth with stuff krak thinks are worth saving.

From Work Reference Material, the subnet cheat sheet that often saves me hours of troubleshooting why the stupid server won't work with the stupid configurations that were, stupidly, provided to me.

From Travel, a site dedicated to maximizing airline miles.

In its own prominent space, a bookmark showing the location of the crankshaft position sensors on a '97 Nissan Maxima. Luckily, I already fixed the problem, as this link now gets a 404.

Hey. I didn't say they'd be useful bookmarks to anyone. Just that they were bookmarks.

From the Financial folder, a link to the Ariad board on IHUB. I'm not telling you to buy, even though I think it's going significantly higher in the next 18 months. I just want to brag that my cost-averaged price is about 3.50. It won't take me from the ranks of the "99 percent", but it is going to buy me a sweet geothermal HVAC system this year.

I'm going to throw a curve to you from the Blogs folder. It's not really a blog, but a fun lists website, dogeared on 10 fun tricks to play on your noodle.

I'm pretty sure the Ganzfeld Procedure is responsible for this:

UnicornObama.jpg

I think credit for that pic goes to therightsphere.com, but only because that's where I found it.

I don't know what is responsible for this, but I highly recommend not visiting the NSFW main website, right here, if you ever want to enjoy a tasty breakfast at IHOP again.

The artist has a thing for pancakes and nekkid famous people, not famous people, and rodents, in sometimes compromising positions.

Under my Hokies folder, a link to my favorite fan site, The Key Play. That's not to say there aren't many fine fan sites, but this one features some really rock solid analysis in the section "French on the Bench" in particular.

Plus awesome gifs show up like this one of former walk-on fullback and Team Captain Joey Phillips, who decided to do something crazy his senior year by paying homage to Magnum T.A. with this:

Finally, from my 2012 folder, a timeless speech given by Ronaldus Maximus in which he quotes Churchill:

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong. There are no easy answers, but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right. Winston Churchill said that "the destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits-not animals." And he said, "There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."

Remember our duty, fellow travelers. The road is rarely smooth. The weather is often foul. The powers that be are never going to stand aside, and never will relent from the furtherence of their neo-aristocracy.

I don't particularly believe that the way forward requires new ideas, or new plans. I think it requires only duty and the fortitude to weather the storm that has come to us with determination, and if possible, with good cheer.

So a tip of my soon-to-be-refilled glass to you, compadres.

oktobercheer.jpg

Cheers

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:40 PM



Comments

1 Stuff from My Bookmarks edition [krakatoa]

Wait, no pr0n.

LIAR!


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2013 09:41 PM (xz0nG)

2 {{{ECHO}}}

Posted by: grease monkey at January 22, 2013 09:44 PM (VSWPU)

3 b-(

Posted by: grease monkey at January 22, 2013 09:44 PM (VSWPU)

4 I didn't say "all the stuff" from my bookmarks.

You gots to pay for the premium content.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 09:44 PM (eCtnP)

5 My God man. This. Must. Never. Happen. Again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:45 PM (GEICT)

6 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2013 09:45 PM (JMmQ9)

7 Vodka for me!


*sips* *by sips means drinks from water glass*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 22, 2013 09:45 PM (Gk3SS)

8 The Death or Rebirth of the Nation-State in Europe

The division and strife that the European Union was meant to abolish is rearing it ugly head in the coming years. Separatism has turned from local grievance to outright referenda on independence from various nation state in the EU. The only question is whether this will signal a shattering of the EU, or its ultimate consolidation. Catalonia appears set to offer a referendum this year to the people of Catalonia on whether they wish to separate from Spain and become their own independent country. Catalonia, with its own distinct Romance language of Catalan, has been part of Spain, or its predecessor state Aragon since the 12th century. Despite this not being fully legal according to Spanish Law, the pro-Independence majority in the Catalan regional assembly is emboldened to push forward.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=976

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2013 09:46 PM (Vk2pI)

9 The headline recalls the innocent days when we could use superscript in the comments too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2013 09:46 PM (k6FRv)

10 I'm posting sober tonight.

No scotch. No ale. No wine.

This way I don't have the scroll through 600 comments tomorrow morning to see just what the hell I said in the ONT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)

11 I'll drink to that.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2013 09:46 PM (j7iSn)

12 7 Vodka for me!


*sips* *by sips means drinks from water glass*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 22, 2013 09:45 PM (Gk3SS)




*eyes warily*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)

13 I'm really depressed today. 40 years and 40 million lives lost, and no one gives a damn. Sorry. Not funny or observant. Just feel like it has to be said.

Feeling rather hopeless today.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (wsGWu)

14 A+ to the young lady drinking Spaten. A mark of intelligence and wit.

Oh, and I think I lost my watch somewhere around Boob O'clock.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2013 09:48 PM (xz0nG)

15 No scotch. No ale. No wine.

You know, huffing glue doesn't really count as sober.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 09:48 PM (eCtnP)

16 So Boehner has unveiled a ten year plan.

Funny how all GOP Fearless Leader's plans have the big cuts at the end.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 22, 2013 09:48 PM (uhAkr)

17 Lauren- It is indeed sad.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:48 PM (4Mv1T)

18 Those are some very fine beer lasses, though I note the elbows have been conveniently cropped.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2013 09:49 PM (k6FRv)

19 'Lo, 'rons.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2013 09:50 PM (kaalw)

20 Ate leftover smoked goods I made on Saturday."

I smoked leftoer goods on today.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:50 PM (SE7HH)

21 Did someone say "riding crop"?

*SNAPPP!!*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:50 PM (4Mv1T)

22 Feeling rather hopeless today.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (wsGWu)


Just try to imagine a gun control zealot being mugged somewhere.....makes me feel better.

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2013 09:50 PM (j7iSn)

23 I'm posting sober tonight.

No scotch. No ale. No wine.

This way I don't have the scroll through 600 comments tomorrow morning to see just what the hell I said in the ONT.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)
Sobriety is for quieters

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:50 PM (SE7HH)

24 Those are some very fine beer lasses, though I note the elbows have been conveniently cropped.

The censors here at AoS are just brutal with how much skin they will allow to be posted.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 09:51 PM (eCtnP)

25 18 Those are some very fine beer lasses, though I note the elbows have been conveniently cropped.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2013 09:49 PM (k6FRv)

Germany has sensible elbow control laws.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 22, 2013 09:51 PM (NEIxp)

26 >>>Sobriety is for quieters. CAC

And I spell better sober, too.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:52 PM (4Mv1T)

27 Feeling rather hopeless today.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (wsGWu)

Believe me, you are not alone in this!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 22, 2013 09:52 PM (Cnqmv)

28 And I spell better sober, too.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:52 PM (4Mv1T)
You are a quiet.
No spelling to fix.
Speak with the mind.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:53 PM (SE7HH)

29 13 I'm really depressed today. 40 years and 40 million lives lost, and no one gives a damn. Sorry. Not funny or observant. Just feel like it has to be said.

Feeling rather hopeless today.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (wsGWu)


I understand, Lauren. It's a shame and a disgrace and just plain evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 22, 2013 09:53 PM (NEIxp)

30 I wonder if Amazon is having a sale on hot German barmaids.

Shipping is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2013 09:53 PM (tBnjP)

31 Hey Morons, got a question. With all the buzz about Nick Searcy around here and folks enthused about Justified, I figured I'd rent the first season from Netflix and catch up on what I've been missing. So far, though, I'm not feeling it. I've gotten through the first three episodes and while I like the rural Kentucky gunslinger motif, it's not really as played up as I thought it would be. It doesn't seem like there's much to differentiate Justified from other cop shows.

Does it get better as it goes on? I enjoy Searcy when he's on screen (I don't know if that's his personal charisma or the fact that he's "one of us," but either way), and the show is decent enough but I'm not really wowed by it yet. Is it slow to start, or am I just not cool enough to get it?

Posted by: Caiwyn at January 22, 2013 09:53 PM (pR28l)

32 That frequent flyer web page is not bad, but the real gold mine is flyertalk.com. The problem with the latter, though, is that it has so much stuff that you can get stuck reading a thread for a long time.

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (StDOM)

33 >>>Speak with the mind.

That mad me laugh. But....
I speak my mind. But I can't speak with my mind. Just ask my wife and kids

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T)

34 rehab is for quitters...

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (AVfT8)

35 made

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T)

36 Hey, that unicorn picture is a photo shop!

TFG has bigger ears than that

Posted by: Museisluse at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (SsWgR)

37 *eyes warily*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (GEICT)



If you haven't looked at the last thread, you should so you can see what was done to your man parts.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, not-so-fresh from the barrel at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (q0dyU)

38 Glad to see you found your stash CAC. I look forward to some N-Dimensional posts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)

39 It doesn't seem like there's much to differentiate Justified from other cop shows.

Umm... do other cop shows have Nick Searcy?

I think you've answered yourself, and don't even realize it.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 09:56 PM (eCtnP)

40 If you haven't looked at the last thread, you should so you can see what was done to your man parts.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, not-so-fresh from the barrel at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (q0dyU)



FOR FUCK'S SAKE


When I wasn't even there????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)

41 That mad me laugh. But....
I speak my mind. But I can't speak with my mind. Just ask my wife and kids
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:55 PM (4Mv1T)
We all speak with our minds.

Sausages made of bacon,.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:57 PM (SE7HH)

42 Nice ONT.

I'll spare you all a repeat of my blather.

If there is a moron who grasps kickstarters I think perhaps a kickstarter for a new network in Dallas Texas would be a good idea.

I'm good for 2 grand.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

43 Thanks, guys. I've mostly given up on a political solution (but, hell, that's true for almost all of my values since Obama was reelected). I just can't take the vapid women in pink vagina suits yelling about how much they <3 abortion. We get it, you're soulless. Can.you try to tone.down the glee.over child dismemberment? K. Thx.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 09:58 PM (wsGWu)

44 . I look forward to some N-Dimensional posts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)
N-dimensional?
we're already in a dimension.
or dimensions.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:58 PM (SE7HH)

45 Malt does more than Milton can

To justify God's ways to man

Posted by: joncelli at January 22, 2013 09:59 PM (da8Ek)

46 8 hat,

It's a silly notion that the EU overlords think allowing a series of Muslim tribal actions within their "tribeless" "sub states" would not trigger at the first big threat they are allowed to fear's appearance "tribalism" by the diffeerent cultures.

I for one welcome our new frau overlords.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 09:59 PM (LRFds)

47 I'm good for 2 grand.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 09:57 PM (LRFds)

Not to be negative, but didn't Beck try and fail to bring this off?

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 22, 2013 09:59 PM (Cnqmv)

48 I am just gonna throw this out there as food for thought.

If abortion was free and legal back in 1961, we would not be watching the second innauguration of that cock sucking mother fucker.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 22, 2013 09:59 PM (+OTLF)

49
a '97 Nissan Maxima
Posted by: Open Blogger





"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly -- for a white guy"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 22, 2013 09:59 PM (kdS6q)

50 Man I want a dress like those fraus for Mrs Clemenza...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 22, 2013 10:00 PM (x59Gv)

51 There aren't many "whodunit" Justified episodes. The only one I can think of is the hitler painting episode.

Otherwise, Justified is only like other cop shows in the "damnit McGarnicle, if you shoot one more suspect, yer off the force!" aspect.

Posted by: Wooga at January 22, 2013 10:00 PM (sTLU3)

52 FOR FUCK'S SAKE





When I wasn't even there????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 09:57 PM (GEICT)



As I said before, you shouldn't have done whatever it was you did, now should you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 22, 2013 10:00 PM (Gk3SS)

53 43 lauren,

Late term would be illegal in a lot of the middle states even if the first two stages were legal.

This is a case of the media and maluse of federal power thwarting political power.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:00 PM (LRFds)

54 N-dimensional?
we're already in a dimension.
or dimensions.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:58 PM (SE7HH)


Yes, but with time they are but relative dimensions in space...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75V4ClJZME4

Posted by: The Doctor at January 22, 2013 10:01 PM (Vk2pI)

55 Hey to all the Cali morons and ettes wooooooohooo for not freezing to death last two weeks.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (SE7HH)

56 May be none of my beeswax, but weren't the testicles in question handed over voluntarily, IIRC?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (4Mv1T)

57 N-dimensional?
we're already in a dimension.
or dimensions.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 09:58 PM (SE7HH)


Quick!

No time to explain!

Get in the TARDIS!

Posted by: The Doctor at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (Vk2pI)

58 "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly -- for a white guy"

This cheap white guy says: "I haven't made a car payment in over a decade".
.
.
.

(Not counting the new car I bought the wife last year, after she totaled her old one. Which was still newer than the Max.)

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (eCtnP)

59 Eh, Hawaii's abortion laws were pretty lax. I think Obama's mother saw the whole situation as a source of pride.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (wsGWu)

60 An homage to Magnum T.A. that is f'in hilarious!!


He should have followed it up with the belly to belly suplex.

Posted by: Darrencardinal at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (HJEUt)

61
Yes, but with time they are but relative dimensions in space...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75V4ClJZME4
Posted by: The Doctor at January 22, 2013 10:01 PM (Vk2pI)
Watching old who while influenced contains so much win you end up in another dimension.

then your wife shakes you and asks if you're there.
man.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:03 PM (SE7HH)

62 47 hrothgar,

Beck has a few flaws....

1) he is in it for Glen Beck which while understandable and despite my enjoying beck when he was a radio guy only ain't always the most attractive.

2) the great SCOAMFening's sequel had not hit.

3) It's Texas and frankly I think we should openly market it as the alternative to the left's domination of networks and make it known on the netowrk "Run red."

I would kill for a sitcom mocking the fuck out of the Blue State education complex quagmire...


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:03 PM (LRFds)

63 As I said before, you shouldn't have done whatever it was you did, now should you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 22, 2013 10:00 PM (Gk3SS)




I didn't do anything goddammit! And now I've gone and used that word that I hate! Shit!


Truth of the matter is, anyone who says they have my balls is lying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

64 If there is a moron who grasps kickstarters I think perhaps a
kickstarter for a new network in Dallas Texas would be a good idea.

I'm good for 2 grand.


I've been looking at the price for digital camcorders on Amazon.com. I figure that rather than stewing in my own anger, I should do something, so one of my goals for this year is to make a political ad.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:03 PM (hpDVh)

65
Truth of the matter is, anyone who says they have my balls is lying.


You wife just called...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:05 PM (hpDVh)

66 Truth of the matter is, anyone who says they have my balls is lying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)



Because Ripper and Chompy decimated them.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, not-so-fresh from the barrel at January 22, 2013 10:05 PM (q0dyU)

67 Worst ONT ever?Nah,there's been worse.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2013 10:05 PM (9XBK2)

68 hi all
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2013 10:05 PM (BBWjt)

69 I HAVE A IDEA FOR A THREADS

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:06 PM (SE7HH)

70 I would kill for a sitcom mocking the fuck out of the Blue State education complex quagmire...



I've said here a couple of times that we should be looking not at news but at taking advantage of the internet to create and distribute conservative alternatives to the media. I'd love to see a sitcom about a conservative who is forced to move to NYC by his company and hates the pretentious douchebags who live there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:07 PM (hpDVh)

71 Exactly. They were handed to her as part of the wedding ceremony and she's sitting here right beside me. So anyone else who claims to have them is straight up lying.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:07 PM (GEICT)

72 69
I HAVE A IDEA FOR A THREADS

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:06 PM (SE7HH)

does it involve giant rocks or giant maps?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (BBWjt)

73 Worst ONT ever?Nah,there's been worse.

You wound me.

I was aiming pretty low.

It was the mullet gif, wasn't it? It raised the level too high. If I'd left that out, I'd have won the title.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (eCtnP)

74 Fire away CAC!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)

75 Portlandia, although produced by liberals, does a great job of mocking liberalism.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (wsGWu)

76 oh good, chemjeff, I need you. Gallium spoons easy to make?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

77 I HAVE A IDEA FOR A THREADSPosted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:06 PM (SE7HH)Oh God, will someone please turn off CAC's account until the weed wears off? (It's fat soluable, so it'll hang around for a week or so.)

Posted by: tsrblke at January 22, 2013 10:09 PM (GaqMa)

78 70 Colorado Alex,

Yeah a fish out of water deal where some Will and grace assholes try to explain "Gay economics" to the main character who busts out some smith and says, "money is like running a porn site I don't give a damn where it's been I care where it's going"


We have to do something and we have to start making the sale to people again that simply working and chasing your dreams is power.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:10 PM (LRFds)

79 Shut up tsrblke! Stoned CAC is lots of fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)

80 Girl with beer...NOT Meggie mac!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 22, 2013 10:10 PM (sHqf1)

81 http://www.youtube.com/watch&v=BQHWTfFV3Vc

How the hell did I miss this? Redhead, Glock, R. Lee Ermey?!

This could be a series on Fox!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 22, 2013 10:11 PM (n2M+Z)

82 Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:07 PM (hpDVh)


or the other way around some NY'er moves to bumfuck Idaho.


The proceeds to be a dumb ass like

*you didn't buy a snow shovel? what did you plan on happening when it shows?
*you don't know how to change a flat tire?
*you don't know how to drive something with a clutch?

and every other stereo type of cityboy libs



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 10:11 PM (jfSqj)

83 Random airplane picture. Well not so random. Last time someone tried to replace the Harrier with a faster plane. Did not bear fruition.
http://tinyurl.com/byh9rhp

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:11 PM (vUlBx)

84 It was the mullet gif, wasn't it? It raised the level too high. If I'd left that out, I'd have won the title.

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (eCtnP)

---
Nah, it wasn't. It was a fine portrayal of just another nappy headed football ho.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 22, 2013 10:12 PM (BVkEs)

85
Yeah a fish out of water deal where some Will and grace assholes try
to explain "Gay economics" to the main character who busts out some
smith and says, "money is like running a porn site I don't give a damn
where it's been I care where it's going"


I was thinking of a scene where his SWPL coworkers arrange an outing to a shooting range for the novelty of it, and he shows up with his .45 and knows the owner by name.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:12 PM (hpDVh)

86 Great. A tiny print ONT.
I oughtta break this damn thing and make the print even smaller just outta spite.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:12 PM (ZBXhE)

87 Shit.

/Orenthal sock

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2013 10:12 PM (StDOM)

88 Shut up tsrblke! Stoned CAC is lots of fun. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)Maybe I'm just jealous I don't live in the pot capital of the US! (I live in the Meth capital of the US! It kinda poison's your idea of drugs.)

Posted by: tsrblke at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (GaqMa)

89 Why do you need a physical location for a network? What you need is a simple push service for modern ip tvs. Drudge, beitbart, etc have the pull side locked up.

They have all the advantages in old media, gap,the bastards, screw parity.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (R4WsQ)

90 69 I HAVE A IDEA FOR A THREADS
Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:06 PM (SE7HH)

Let me guess, it has to do with photographing nude body-painted rocks.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (n2M+Z)

91 So is this 'progress?' No longer are Five Year Plans good, now it has to be Ten Year Plans comrade!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (vUlBx)

92 85 Colorado Alex,

Hahaha...the other thing is hire a playmate to play a country girl that is tougher than the city boys....

That shit'd sell like hotcakes down south...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (LRFds)

93 In addition to posting sober tonight, I will also agree to not bring up guns.

(However, Midway did have 5.56 today for $.44 a round. Nice...

relatively speaking, anyway.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (4Mv1T)

94 PGiS! How's it going?

Making a gallium spoon? Well there are kits for it available on Amazon so it can't be too hard. I've never actually tried so I don't have any first-hand knowledge.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2013 10:14 PM (BBWjt)

95 EoJ's got family pics on his blog.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2013 10:14 PM (MPjT8)

96 You know it is legal to tackle the nappy headed player by his hair.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 22, 2013 10:14 PM (BVkEs)

97 It was the mullet gif, wasn't it? It raised the level too high. If I'd left that out, I'd have won the title.
Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:08 PM (eCtnP)


no you are good!
but more chicks in Drindels..... or whatever the fuck they call beer girl dresses in Germany


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 10:15 PM (jfSqj)

98 or the other way around some NY'er moves to bumfuck Idaho.


How about a group of friends who start a business and then have to try and deal with the red tape and idiot bureaucrats at every turn?

A young couple who get married after the girl gets pregnant and then go on to settle down into a quiet life while dealing with the normal every day stresses of parenthood and responsibility.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:15 PM (hpDVh)

99 but more chicks in Drindels..... or whatever the fuck they call beer girl dresses in Germany.

I think the official term is "impediments".

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:16 PM (eCtnP)

100 Anna, or the Cheyanne

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:17 PM (R4WsQ)

101 If there is a moron who grasps kickstarters I think perhaps a kickstarter for a new network in Dallas Texas would be a good idea. I'm good for 2 grand.
Posted by: sven10077

The Blaze ring any bells there?

Posted by: Glen Beck at January 22, 2013 10:18 PM (dC/2S)

102 AH-56 was way way ahead of technology.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:18 PM (vUlBx)

103
Hahaha...the other thing is hire a playmate to play a country girl that is tougher than the city boys....

That shit'd sell like hotcakes down south...


My one major annoyance with Big Bang Theory is that they continually dumb down Penny. It'd be much funnier if they showed her tearing out an engine in one episode because, hey she learned to do it while helping her dad on the farm. Meanwhile the three guys stand there helpless while the only one who knows how to help her is Howard.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM (hpDVh)

104 95 EoJ's got family pics on his blog.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 22, 2013 10:14 PM (MPjT




He....he....he appears NORMAL. I'm stunned.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM (GEICT)

105

Random youtubing has just made me realize it's been 19 years since The Toadies - Possum Kingdom debuted.

*tick* *tick* lifeclock.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM (kdS6q)

106 How come Poster's get Superscript but Commenter's don't?

And don't tell me that Superscript is for closers.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM (oeOOw)

107 98 Colorado Alex,

could you imagine having a Rangel impersonator whose schtick was offering totally retarded helpful advice while taking money from their competitor?

That would be funny shit, "well you see your building changed the water table so now there's fish here from where your daughter let them out..."

yes and...

"well it's a wetland now and we have to shut down your building to save this endangered fish..."

Goldfish are endangered?

Well the University of Bumfuck decided this is the Bumfuck Goldfish it is really rare so we have to study it in the wild...


in the wild in the pond I made and the new species I put there with a fish fromn the corner store

"That's right"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (LRFds)

108
Greetin's and salutin's, couch admirers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (yiIja)

109 BTW, since we don't have a spending problem according to TFG, he decided to spend some more on "Arab Spring"

US Taxpayers Pick Up Tab For US Military Missions In Mali "Assisting" The French

http://tinyurl.com/aed3zb6


Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

110 55 Hey to all the Cali morons and ettes wooooooohooo for not freezing to death last two weeks.
Posted by: CAC

Yeah well, get ready for the impending floods this weekend. That's how the local news will play it anyway.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (dC/2S)

111
the kits are kind of spendy. the boy and I are trying to decide whether to do it for his science fair project or not. I think it would be fun, but I read some reviews that say gallium makes a huge mess as you are making the spoons.

I want the boy to do something way cool with the periodic table of elements. We can't blow shit up though apparently. And he says they would probably also frown on poisons and radiation experiments. This year is a big deal because they are graded on it in 5th grade it isn't just for extra credit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)

112 I think the official term is "impediments".
Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:16 PM (eCtnP)


and propper ediquet (prob didn't spell that right) is to put the beer girls at the top of the ONT so every time you post you flash back up to drindel girl.


you know as a reward for contributing to a fine ONT



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 10:21 PM (jfSqj)

113 He....he....he appears NORMAL. I'm stunned.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM

Isn't he in Canada where they have those funny heads?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:21 PM (wwsoB)

114 103 Colorado Alex,

Yeah and good comedies usually had a 'losers get their comeuppance" episode from time to time....

I dunno the snark o thons aimed one way get me down.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:21 PM (LRFds)

115 Anna, do you have any links for the flying tank/apc concept that was kicking around at the same time? Slow, heavy armor, move a platoon or a M113 variant.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:22 PM (R4WsQ)

116 He....he....he appears NORMAL. I'm stunned.Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM (GEICT)Hey he's an intellectual, remember .

Posted by: tsrblke at January 22, 2013 10:22 PM (GaqMa)

117 This might make BCochran semi-happy
http://youtu.be/3aIcJegt3HA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:22 PM (vUlBx)

118 I'm really depressed today. 40 years and 40 million lives lost, and no
one gives a damn. Sorry. Not funny or observant. Just feel like it has
to be said.



Feeling rather hopeless today.

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2013 09:47 PM (wsGWu)



This is celebrated both those who claim to love children. I'm sure that the head of Planned Parenthood is feeling very smug tonight with her boyfriend's re-election.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2013 10:23 PM (EAgmr)

119 He's in Canada. He's a theater major. But he appears normal. Attractice wife, cute kids.


My world is rocked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 22, 2013 10:23 PM (GEICT)

120 101 Glen beck,

Glen, Glen....

Ace was right it has to be a multi-tiered layered attack with entertainment shows as well as News Bud....

I don't think the blaze has a pop counter culture element to it yet...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:23 PM (LRFds)

121 ...We can't blow shit up though apparently.

My 10th grader is doing his chemistry project on fireworks. And not the wimpy NC kind but the most excellent SC variety, that go BANG!!

I told him to check with his teacher to be sure she's down with it. He got the greenlight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 10:24 PM (4Mv1T)

122
ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)

heh. google nuclear boy scout.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 22, 2013 10:24 PM (sHqf1)

123 Afraid not Jean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:24 PM (vUlBx)

124 68 hi all
ugh
Posted by: chemjeff

Dammit Chemjeff, don't make me come over there & smack you! No ughing unless things are truly the suck,

Now go find some nice USMC picks for the 'ettes as penance.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:24 PM (dC/2S)

125 Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:13 PM (R4WsQ)

Now you're talking Moron IPO. Subscription based conservative TV with a cross between on demand streaming Netflix and scheduled cable news. Browser based with secure encryption key not controlled by company. Gets around fairness doctrine and FCC. Start small and see if there is actually a profitable business there.

RWNN=Right Wing Nut News

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 22, 2013 10:24 PM (Cnqmv)

126
How come Poster's get Superscript but Commenter's don't?

Three words: Premium Subscriber.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:24 PM (yiIja)

127 In fairness, Penny has taught them to gut fish and taken Leonard to the firing range (well, he took,her).

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2013 10:25 PM (VqbeO)

128 So I just finished FrackNation. That's how you make a cracking documentary. If that guy decides to do one for fast and furious or Benghazi ill give him fifty bucks.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 22, 2013 10:25 PM (gkfSV)

129 Not the boy scout who was taking apart smoke detectors for the Americium? Ye gads that boy went Navy. And then later got busted trying to go nuclear again IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:25 PM (vUlBx)

130 My one major annoyance with Big Bang Theory is that
they continually dumb down Penny. It'd be much funnier if they showed
her tearing out an engine in one episode because, hey she learned to do
it while helping her dad on the farm. Meanwhile the three guys stand
there helpless while the only one who knows how to help her is Howard.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 10:19 PM

Hey, Sheldon knows how to bowl!

And he would have beaten his archenemy Wil Wheaton if he hadn't cheated

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:25 PM (wwsoB)

131 89 jean,

I think it is important to start selling Texas as "other".....

If I felt we had the ability and society was ready for a totally web based infotainment and we could make an economic model work to support buying series that treated the right more fairly and mocked the rachel madCows of the world better I'd buy in to it too i guess or it instead.

Time to use our money to aid the red and screw the blue.

It worked for minority communities for the donks, time to work for us.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:26 PM (LRFds)

132 you know as a reward for contributing to a fine ONT

Flattery might get you boobs in meatspace, but here it just looks kinda sad. Don't you have any good pr0n sites you can open in a different window?

Posted by: krakatoa at January 22, 2013 10:26 PM (eCtnP)

133 has taken

Damn it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2013 10:26 PM (VqbeO)

134 PGiS, yeah I can see how it can be messy. I think it would be neat but probably a bit messy and frustrating as the gallium goes everywhere.

Is this an actual science fair where kids have to form a testable hypothesis, conduct reproducible experiments, etc. or is this more of a "gee whiz look at the cool stuff" type of science fair?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2013 10:27 PM (BBWjt)

135 How do you get the left to stop exploiting Sandy Hook?

Tell them it was a 75th month abortion

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:27 PM (wwsoB)

136 125 hrothgar,

well something needs done and we on the right need to do it.

There needs to be a conservative pop counter culture....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:28 PM (LRFds)

137 It's time to play Name That Tune.

People movin' out. People movin' in
And all because of the color of their skin
Run,,,,run,,,,run
But you just can't hide

Eve of destruction tax deduction
Vote for me and I'll set you free
Rap on brother,,,,rap on

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:28 PM (ZBXhE)

138 Yesterday: Inauguration Day PLUS MLKJr Day. Today: Celebrate 40 years of dead babies. Heck, no wonder Obama is in such a good mood.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 10:28 PM (DoZD+)

139 Wow I wake up to a Biblical nightmare for the next 4 years...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 22, 2013 10:29 PM (x59Gv)

140
It's time to play Name That Tune.

Ball of Confusion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:29 PM (yiIja)

141 Oh God, will someone please turn off CAC's account until the weed wears off?

No way, that shit is the funneh. We ought to be looking for stuff that will set him off. Here, I'll start:

like a ghost through a fog
- like a charmed hour and a haunted song

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:29 PM (dC/2S)

142 Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:28 PM

Ball of Confusion by The Temptations

I'll take "name that song" for $200, Alex

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:29 PM (wwsoB)

143 139 Clemenza,

on the bright side you didn't wake up after the divorce in the wrong area if it ever comes....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:29 PM (LRFds)

144 125, yes, with separate channels by "taste". Faith heavy (eg Anchoress), not so Faith heavy (eg Adam Corolla), Stuffy putz (Hot Air), Morons, etc. lot of the same content, just packaged and mixed with unique stuff. Keep the libs out by by earmarking 10% for one of the following: Anti-Abortion, Heritage, Hoover, the NRA, or the Chamber.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:30 PM (k8qQE)

145 Posted by: Clemenza at January 22, 2013 10:29 PM (x59Gv)


"Momma, who were those four horsemen that just rode down the street?"

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 22, 2013 10:30 PM (Cnqmv)

146 Sober to bed, sober to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy....
...and bored. I'm out.

Note to self. Restock fridge and liquor cabinet Wednesday

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 10:30 PM (4Mv1T)

147 I must say I lived through a lot of shit, but I think we are all in for some payback from the bus driver for 54 million abortions, just sayin...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 22, 2013 10:30 PM (x59Gv)

148 drindel, drindel, drindel
I made you out of clay
and when you're dry and ready
with drindel I will play


no, wait...I may have screwed that up

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2013 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

149 Name that tune;

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:32 PM (wwsoB)

150 Does anyone else think the woman in the H&R Block commercial, the woman in the hipster glasses, seems bat crap insane?

She disturbs me.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2013 10:32 PM (VqbeO)

151 Sobriety is for quieters
Whiners never quiet and quieters never whine!

Posted by: zombie vince lombardi at January 22, 2013 10:32 PM (ORGYc)

152 okay, bebe, this is for you
http://tinyurl.com/bx2bjt3

Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2013 10:32 PM (BBWjt)

153 From the Blue Submarine No.6 soundtrack - Tigireta Fuhyou. Performed by The Thrill.
http://youtu.be/dPuII7aMC9c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:33 PM (vUlBx)

154 Hubby's working on taxes. Guess I'd better go help. Arg. Gah. Sigh.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 10:33 PM (DoZD+)

155 You can tell your other man that sweet daddy's on the way...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 10:33 PM (7xPCu)

156 150 KTgreat,

hey I used to teach for block and have happily avoided the worst of their commercials...what's up is she pretending they are "Santa's Little Helpers?"


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:33 PM (LRFds)

157
David Hahn is now in the Navy, where he reads about steroids, melanin, genetic
codes, prototype reactors, amino acids and criminal law. "I wanted to make a
scratch in life," he explains now. "I've still got time." Of his exposure to
radioactivity he says, "I don't believe I took more than five years off my
life."
!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 22, 2013 10:33 PM (sHqf1)

158 From the Blue Submarine No.6 soundtrack - Tigireta Fuhyou. Performed by The Thrill.
http://youtu.be/dPuII7aMC9c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:33 PM (vUlBx)


Best part of that OVA series was the Range Murata designs.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 22, 2013 10:34 PM (Vk2pI)

159 154 Katya,

Have fun chasing the dragon ma'am

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:34 PM (LRFds)

160 Nice kb but BackwardsBoy buzzed in first.

Close enough for a tie so you both receive one "Get Off My Lawn!" card for knowing that one.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:34 PM (t9e6Q)

161 Sven, the divide really isn't Red State, Blue State it is rural/urban. When I get really drunk and mad, I argue that our farmers should just declare a fallow year, just grow enough for family and local community sales, using ammo as a barter currency. Screw the cities.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:34 PM (k8qQE)

162 Isn't he in Canada where they have those funny heads?

HEY!!!

Posted by: Ike Broslofki at January 22, 2013 10:34 PM (dC/2S)

163 148
drindel, drindel, drindel

I made you out of clay

and when you're dry and ready

with drindel I will play



no, wait...I may have screwed that up

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2013 10:31 PM

Here's a little dreidel,
that's molded out of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it
'cause dreidel's freekin' gay


Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 22, 2013 10:35 PM (wwsoB)

164 149
Name that tune;

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all


Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:32 PM (wwsoB)


Aren't you about 3 months too early for that?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2013 10:35 PM (kaalw)

165
125, yes, with separate channels by "taste". Faith heavy (eg Anchoress), not so Faith heavy (eg Adam Corolla), Stuffy putz (Hot Air), Morons, etc. lot of the same content, just packaged and mixed with unique stuff. Keep the libs out by by earmarking 10% for one of the following: Anti-Abortion, Heritage, Hoover, the NRA, or the Chamber.

Here's my idea for a news show: clips of Crazy Eddies Shultz, Tingles Matthews and that Rachel Maddow fellow spewing their lies, interrupted by a smokin' hot infobabe with the truth. One hour long, every night.

Call it BS, Inc. or something like that. Which reminds me, does anyone remember That Was the Week That Was?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:36 PM (yiIja)

166 Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

Yeah... because the LAST time we sent Advisers in to assist the French... it turned out SOOOOOO well....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2013 10:36 PM (lZBBB)

167 161 jean,

while true it is not all inclusive.....

Texas is mostly rural and will remain so without ten thousand guys named Juan tipping it....

I get what you're saying but most on the right and the swayable middle would count as as 'worse than Stalin" somehow.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:37 PM (LRFds)

168 127
In fairness, Penny has taught them to gut fish and taken Leonard to the firing range (well, he took,her).

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2013 10:25 PM

Penny is Capt Kirk's secret daughter. How awesome is THAT

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:37 PM (wwsoB)

169
You can tell your other man that sweet daddy's on the way...

Southbound, Allman Bros.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:38 PM (yiIja)

170 Name that tune;

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all




Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:32 PM (wwsoB)


Aren't you about 3 months too early for that?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2013 10:35 PM

2 weeks too late

Posted by: Low information voter who got their first paycheck of 2013 at January 22, 2013 10:38 PM (wwsoB)

171 166
Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)



Yeah... because the LAST time we sent Advisers in to assist the French... it turned out SOOOOOO well....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2013 10:36 PM (lZBBB)

At least there wouldn't be any need for Agent Orange this time....the Sahara has already been defoliated.



Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2013 10:38 PM (kaalw)

172 165, machine that with the same content available in several favors, short - long, hot chick in business attire, hot chick - in bikini, stud in suit, stud in shorts, etc.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:38 PM (k8qQE)

173 Question -- what are the economics of all the TV streaming sites? Who is recording all these shows and sporting events and streaming them for free on the internet? And why are they doing it? What do they get out of it?

Ok, I know the popular sites have ads and make money that way. But all the popular streaming sites I've ever seen (like vipbox or frontrowsports) just have embedded streams from other sites. That seems to be their tactic to avoid liability (though I think several have been arrested).

But that means somewhere there is somebody recording the live TV and streaming it. And they definitely are liable. And all their effort gets monetized by the sites that collect all the streaming links.

I'm just confused about who is recording and streaming seemingly every TV show, every NBA game, every NHL game, every soccer match, etc etc. And why are they doing it?

Are they just bored teenagers? Is it the Russian mafia?

Seems the risks are high and the rewards are low. But these free streams are so common now there must be something about the economics of it that I don't understand.

I must either be overestimating the cost and risk -- or underestimating the reward.

Can a moron explain it?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2013 10:39 PM (ZPrif)

174 @ 163: I'm glad someone got the reference

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2013 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)

175 Cthulhu, by global warming

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:39 PM (k8qQE)

176 Isn't he in Canada where they have those funny heads?
Hey! Don't insult Alberta Oil Peon like that!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2013 10:40 PM (ORGYc)

177 Kbdabear,

I just saw that yesterday. Good pairing.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2013 10:40 PM (VqbeO)

178 Should I know that one kb?
Not ringing a bell.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:40 PM (7MSnD)

179 Name that tune, get off my lawn division;

I was cutting a rug
Down at a place called Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who

He said, "Hey fat fellow
With the hair colored yellow
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you"

Posted by: Low information voter who got their first paycheck of 2013 at January 22, 2013 10:40 PM (wwsoB)

180 Flatbush, I think the bored teenagers are the Russian mafia. You usually get some root kits with you free tv

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (k8qQE)

181
Name that tune, get off my lawn division;

Gimme Three Steps, LS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (yiIja)

182 Play some Skynard, man!

Posted by: St. Pauli Girl at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (I88Jc)

183 Ace was right it has to be a multi-tiered layered attack with entertainment shows as well as News Bud....

Sven, why don't you Judy go check out what they already have for programming, their plans for the future & their current push to become an actual news service like the AP or rotoReuters. I'm not pimping Beck, but it's already being done by someone. Hopefully he's just the first. So please, lighten up already, at least on the ont. the non-stop strident repetitiveness is getting old.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (dC/2S)

184 Gimme 3 steps

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (7MSnD)

185 I'll remember it, just gimme three secs ...

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (ZPrif)

186 Excelsior, bitches

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM (8sCoq)

187 Name that Totally 80's tune;

We're not scared to lose it all
security throw through the wall
future dreams we have to realize
A thousand skeptic hands
won't keep us from the things we plan
unless we're clinging to
the things we prize

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:43 PM (wwsoB)

188
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all


Taxman, Beatles, SRV

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 10:43 PM (yiIja)

189 okay, going to bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2013 10:44 PM (BBWjt)

190 Eh, would you believe two-and-a-half?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 22, 2013 10:44 PM (kaalw)

191 Also, thank God and the Romans for central heating.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2013 10:45 PM (ZPrif)

192 TPH, Mutio made the series.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:45 PM (vUlBx)

193 182
Play some Skynard, man!

Posted by: St. Pauli Girl at January 22, 2013 10:42 PM

Free Bird !!

Posted by: Drunk Who Always Shouts Free Bird at January 22, 2013 10:45 PM (wwsoB)

194 I found an image of krakatoa's lap pool. He's Lying his ass off about not being a 1%er

http://poolswimming.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lap-pools.jpg

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 10:45 PM (qo244)

195 I'm thinkin' Skynard is just a touch to recent to qualify for get off my lawn status.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:45 PM (IyoLR)

196 187 Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 - 10:43 PM (wwsoB)

Howard Jones, "Things Can Only Get Better".

'Sup, rons and ettes?

Posted by: Art Bell's Dumber Cousin at January 22, 2013 10:46 PM (5J54Q)

197 There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced the're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the Forest,
And the Creatures all have fled,
As the Maples scream oppression,
And the Oaks just shake their heads.

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"These oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:46 PM (k8qQE)

198 Pat Benetar's "Love is a Battlefield"?

Posted by: acid washed genes at January 22, 2013 10:46 PM (I88Jc)

199 okay, bebe, this is for you

Is that the swede from heartbreak ridge?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:46 PM (dC/2S)

200 Off, Art Bell sock!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:47 PM (5J54Q)

201 Yep, I shoulda known that one. Tks BB.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:47 PM (IyoLR)

202 196
187 Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 - 10:43 PM (wwsoB)



Howard Jones, "Things Can Only Get Better".



'Sup, rons and ettes?

Posted by: Art Bell's Dumber Cousin at January 22, 2013 10:46 PM

You are like totally awesome getting that one!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:47 PM (wwsoB)

203
Work today fucking sucked, almost as bad as yesterday.

After two weeks of going to our Texas shop to help out when they were badly short-handed (flu, hospital, death in the family), found out that some folks here in CA define the phrase "all-hands on deck situation" quite differently than I do.

Grrrrr.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2013 10:47 PM (MBqvE)

204 Rush, "The Trees".

Hit me again.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:47 PM (5J54Q)

205
I thought the nuclear boy scout was dead?


anyway, this is either kind of science fair. So "gee whiz this is cool" is OK too as long as it is well documented etc.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 22, 2013 10:48 PM (RZ8pf)

206 Valentine's Day Date Nite Idea: A Good Day to Die Hard opens in theaters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2013 10:48 PM (BAS5M)

207 kbdabear - I've always loved Howard Jones' stuff. Late 70s and early 80s new wave is what I grew up on.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:48 PM (5J54Q)

208 Crap pasted too much

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:48 PM (k8qQE)

209 I would also recommend a sitcom about corrupt, idiot politicians. The scripts write themselves with our politicians. Comedy gold.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2013 10:49 PM (EAgmr)

210 Another sad night for you lonely Morons, with your pathetic lives dedicated to right wing hate. See the void that racism and negativity have left in you? Why not fill that void with love for your fellow man, and for the human race in general? Barack Obama can set you upon that path. Accept him. Accept him into your heart. Help him help you make a better tomorrow for our planet.


Two bottles of a really good sustainable-agriculture fair-trade locally made merlot and I am less annoyed by your squabblings than I usually am. I still think you all need to be re-educated into more correct modes of thinking, but maybe the camps are a bit hasty.

Still, just look at Barack, the wise multiracial ruler of us all. Accept him.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 22, 2013 10:49 PM (604CD)

211 We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
The good people of the world are washing their cars
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts in suits

They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record store too

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:49 PM (wwsoB)

212 183 bebe's boobs destroy,

I am lighter...I hope.

We need entertainment as well as "news" the 20 somethings won't tune in to "news" well maybe MSNBC...

sorry I'm a drag.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:50 PM (LRFds)

213 206 Valentine's Day Date Nite Idea: A Good Day to Die Hard opens in theaters.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2013 10:48 PM (BAS5M)

There'll are Die Hard marathons planned at theatres across the country. I called the local theatre about it, and they just might do it here. Let the others have their mushy love movies, I wanna watch things get blown up!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:50 PM (5J54Q)

214 211 - "All I Wanna Do", Sheryl Crow.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:50 PM (5J54Q)

215 200 Captain Whitebread,

I want my demise narrated by Art bell....

"East of the Rockies you're losing air..."

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (LRFds)

216 >>I don't particularly believe that the way forward requires new ideas, or
new plans. I think it requires only duty and the fortitude

You can weather the storm, or you can look at where it's going and get the fark out of the way. I'm two thirds of the way thru Rosetta Stone Spanish now because there are some Spanish speaking countries that look less stormy for the next few decades.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (9HhTH)

217 Mary, we love ya hon, but your mouth is being a void that's missing a fair trade dick

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

218 The 80's?

looks for tanto and someone to act as second

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (Xi3UG)

219 Hi ont. Drinking beer, eating peanut butter cookie.

Lauren, I am with ya. Sad day, and that creepy anniversary ad the pro baby killers had was just evil.!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (EAAfY)

220 Damn. Mary Cloggreschmitz is out at night. S*** really is getting real.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (5J54Q)

221 209 Cheri,

Yup...absolutely.

Show them conspiring to screw everyone and each other.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:52 PM (LRFds)

222 Bad company, I can't deny

Bad company till the day I die

Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 10:52 PM (da8Ek)

223 Hey to all the Cali morons and ettes wooooooohooo for not freezing to death last two weeks.

Posted by: CAC at January 22, 2013 10:02 PM (SE7HH)

Yeah but the wind we got afterwards was a bitch.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 22, 2013 10:52 PM (NzBQO)

224 Nice project for a science fair is using AGW methodology to prove the existence of unicorn generated zero point energy.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:53 PM (LRFds)

225 Try this one -

Is there no sign of light as we stand in the darkness?
Watching the sun arise
Is there no sign of life as we gaze at the waters?
Into the strangers eyes

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:53 PM (vUlBx)

226 220 Captain Whitebread,

somewhere the village Sanitarium needs tighter security

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:53 PM (LRFds)

227 222 - Bad Company, "Bad Company", from the Bad Company album.

27 years in radio has drilled all this into my brain.

Posted by: Bad Compa..,uh, Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:54 PM (5J54Q)

228 "Ammonia Avenue", Alan Parsons Project.

Posted by: Bad Compa..,uh, Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 10:55 PM (5J54Q)

229 He says the grace while the lawyers chew...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 10:55 PM (7xPCu)

230 "Bad company, I can't deny"

Heh. I know that one. The bands name was Free.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:55 PM (Xi3UG)

231 For some reason I'm really thirsty for cold beer and warm milk.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 22, 2013 10:56 PM (F2Vrz)

232 There needs to be some ground rules in this game. (what's the chorus?!)

http://youtu.be/whadmRePr_8


Posted by: Tackleberry at January 22, 2013 10:56 PM (I88Jc)

233 Bad company, I can't deny

Bad company till the day I die
Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 10:52 PM


like, duh, that's from Big Country's first album... /sarc

..always on the run / destiny is a rising Sun

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2013 10:56 PM (JMmQ9)

234 Hey, it's really dead in the North Brunswick Holiday Inn bar tonight ... any of you want to join me for a beer?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 22, 2013 10:56 PM (wwsoB)

235
You can weather the storm, or you can look at where it's going and get the fark out of the way. I'm two thirds of the way thru Rosetta Stone Spanish now because there are some Spanish speaking countries that look less stormy for the next few decades.
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at January 22, 2013 10:51 PM (9HhTH)







You know, I can understand that sentiment, and there's a part of me that sympathizes. But I'm an American, I'll die an American in America. The only thing that the rest of the world can offer is a furtive life as an exile, constantly looking over my shoulder in fear.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2013 10:57 PM (MBqvE)

236 Cause weird haircuts and sleeves between tits are hot.

I want Candy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 10:57 PM (qo244)

237
Horde! How is everyone. Mrs. Squirrel has forced me upon a diet to shed a few pounds. Seems to me as irrational as asking a bear to diet before his great slumber through the winter....so instead of sipping delicious Scotch whilst typing to you find Morons, I am drinking some kind of detox tea. Mayhaps it is fair trade and socially just. For the children.
anyway,remember, the new presidential term is now, officially, short! Yeah, I know, it's gilding a turd. But at least the turd offers some kind of shiny sparkle on a gloomy night!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz und sheft at January 22, 2013 10:57 PM (0SmH0)

238 You can't run a race without no feet
And pretty soon there's gonna be no street
For dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics can make it be all gone

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 10:57 PM (7xPCu)

239 Whoa, Ammonia Avenue was one of the obscure ones for APP. Nice catch.

Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 10:57 PM (da8Ek)

240 Have a chat about Magna Charta, or Puerto Vallerta, or somethin' Gandhi said
I might demur politely, falter slightly, if she starts to fondle my knee,

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM (k8qQE)

241
Here is one dedicated to our visitor:
Name that tune!
Were you born an asshole
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way, it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes, you're an A S S H O L E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM (sHqf1)

242 We need entertainment as well as "news" the 20 somethings won't tune in to "news" well maybe MSNBC...

No shit Sherlock. From the TINY bit of attention I've paid to what he plans, I found out he plans to be a full on network with ENTERTAINMENT not just news & opinion. Fuck go put yourself some knowledge instead of just blathering on about what you've decided is and is not going on.

Don't we get enough fucking reality already that the ont can't be fun. Nooooooo, lately it's been all serious all the time around here. I've had a super shitty 2 years, and when it comes down to it. The previous 10 weren't all that much better. EVERYONE needs to laugh, have fun & have more in their lives than gloom & doom 24/7/365. Lighten up a little already.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM (dC/2S)

243 Get it? The bands name "was" Free.
Could only manage one hit.
Changed their name to Bad Company and boom.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM (Xi3UG)

244 234 moogan,

Your mom will go bankrupt darlin'

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 10:59 PM (LRFds)

245 >>constantly looking over my shoulder in fear

Yes the TSA is one of my reasons for leaving.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at January 22, 2013 10:59 PM (9HhTH)

246 Screw good cheer. I'm pissed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2013 10:59 PM (cmekS)

247 EVERYONE needs to laugh, have fun have more in their lives than gloom doom 24/7/365. Lighten up a little already.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM

OK .... Meghan McCain walks into a bar ....

Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 11:00 PM (wwsoB)

248 A sweet romance is not for me
I need electricity
If you wanna make me flip
Hit me with a micro chip

Name that obscure 80s song....NOW!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:00 PM (5J54Q)

249 Time Magazine's cover declares that RvW was a great victory, but that pro-abortion advocates have been "losing ever since". Yep. They're not even satisfied with their 55 million baby holocaust. Fuck the fucking scumsucking libs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 22, 2013 11:00 PM (46pA5)

250 I wish my beer was as cold as her heart.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 22, 2013 11:00 PM (VSWPU)

251 Try it on the company

'cause you don't fool me

Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (da8Ek)

252 Lighten up a little already.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM (dC/2S)


And I have pant on!



for the thread winner


eleventy

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (jfSqj)

253 Cicero Kid....

you talkin' to me?

I lurk more than I post, but I've been here for years, bub.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (5J54Q)

254
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 22, 2013 10:58 PM (sHqf1)

I know that one, let's wait and see if Miss Mary C gets it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (yiIja)

255 Bebe! I'm in your corner, hon!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (5J54Q)

256 Autograph?

Posted by: Tackleberry at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (I88Jc)

257
249
The only consolation I can find to that number and mindsetis that in the end, we are all accountable for our actions- in this life or the next.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz und sheft at January 22, 2013 11:02 PM (0SmH0)

258 249
Time Magazine's cover declares that RvW was a great victory, but that
pro-abortion advocates have been "losing ever since". Yep. They're not
even satisfied with their 55 million baby holocaust. Fuck the fucking
scumsucking libs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 22, 2013 11:00 PM (46pA5)

Remember, teh leftys want to ban guns and bad food and control your life in countless other ways FOR THE CHILLUNS!...that they are almost enthusiastic to abort out of existence.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:02 PM (7xPCu)

259 238: Don't know that one without Googling the lyrics. And that'd be cheating. Congrats!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:03 PM (5J54Q)

260 I thought Ammonia Avenue would a bit of a challenge. Sadly I was mistaken. Kudos however.

So lets try this one.

I just want to be here beside you
And stay until the break of dawn
You're looking for somewhere to belong

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:03 PM (vUlBx)

261 Any suggestions for sports radio shows/podcasts?

I like the Dan Patrick Show. Pretty sure he's a righty. He pretty much never talks politics and is friends with Adam Sandler, a known righty.

Jay Mohr, the comedian, now has a Fox Sports radio show. Pretty funny. He's gone on O'Reilly. Was at least respectful. Plus I heard him make a Mooch joke about her looking like a WNBA power forward and Patrick Ewing in a dress.

The Dan LeBetard Show can be funny. The radio show more than the ESPN show. He doesn't talk politics a lot, but his father is a Cuban exile who hates Castro and the commies. So he can't be super left-wing.

Theory is that those who don't talk politics are usually to the right. Cause the left-wing Obama-scum in the media can't help themselves. They love to get all high and mighty and preachy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2013 11:03 PM (ZPrif)

262 ok bebe. My grandaughter will be one year old on thursday! Happy Birthday Baby Abigail!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:03 PM (EAAfY)

263 242 BBD,

I have seen NO evidence of it....

you know what it's all cool....

never mind.

I'll just rage at Boner, joke about Batleboro, demand the GOP fix all in a brave triple lindy dive, lament we can't recruit SCOAMF to run as an R...beck is doing a lot of good but I don't see the Blaze getting over the hump.

Sorry.

On the bright side our new Chinese Sugar Daddy makes some really good period fiction....


Three Kingdoms (2010) Episode 1 Part 1/4
http://youtu.be/WNHnX4xsplo

I do not see the Chinese leftoid overlords hating on China much unless you count Taiwan as "also China"

but I digress...I also missed out on the Blaze's sitcoms and buddy cop shows...

BRB....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:04 PM (LRFds)

264 260 - "Beautiful Life", Ace Of Base. I was working at a Top 40 station in Texas when that came out. Played it to death.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:04 PM (5J54Q)

265

Laffing is for loozers.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 22, 2013 11:04 PM (LPRBM)

266
What was this?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 22, 2013 10:49 PM (604CD)

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 22, 2013 11:04 PM (sHqf1)

267 I think Capt. Whitebread needs to be disqualified then ...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:05 PM (vUlBx)

268 259
238: Don't know that one without Googling the lyrics. And that'd be cheating. Congrats!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:03 PM (5J54Q)

Frank Zappa: "Dumb All Over" from the album "You Are What You Is"

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:05 PM (7xPCu)

269 246 Cicero,

Nah I'm giddy alla sudden...hey I just heard a great line on Salt lake Rural Fire Dept over at the blaze....

"why did the FEMA Chicken Cross the road?"

to close down its coop it was snowing....

thanks "brawwwkkkkk"


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:05 PM (LRFds)

270 fuckity, fuck, fuk


I'm out of my own beer

1 do drink any of the wifes beer, knowing if I drink it all and she wants one tomorrow and there is none left, well that is bad

2 switch to wine in a box that has been on the kitchen counter for ?? days

3 get into my 'preppper' trading booze stash?

rummage through the wifes wine shelf


??

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (jfSqj)

271 I took her home, to my place
Watchin' every move on her face
She said "Look, what's your game
Are you tryin' to put me in shame
Baby I said slow, slow don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last
She said "Love? Lord above.
Now you're tryin' to trick me in love"

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (Xi3UG)

272 Anna! Don't spoil my fun!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (5J54Q)

273 80s Google theme song......


You think you've private lives
Think nothing of the kind.
There is no true escape
I'm watching all the time.
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam.
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (MBqvE)

274 Fly the great big sky

See the great big sea

Kick through continents

Busting boundaries

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (8sCoq)

275 OK .... Meghan McCain walks into a bar ....

She lost weight? Its not a waddle anymore?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:07 PM (dC/2S)

276 Southbound, Allman Bros.

Fantastic tune.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 22, 2013 11:07 PM (46pA5)

277 271 - "All Right Now", Free.
(If I'm disqualified, ignore this and I'll head to the barrel with my Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits.)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:07 PM (5J54Q)

278 If that Whitebread sucker gets this one, I give up.

Crying "ah! Beautiful dancers ...wake up
From your sleep!
Ahhh gentle romancers...drink of Love
So sweet!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:07 PM (vUlBx)

279 Jake, drink the beer and replace it tommorow

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:07 PM (EAAfY)

280 I'm posting sober tonight.

No scotch. No ale. No wine.

This way I don't have the scroll through 600 comments tomorrow morning to see just what the hell I said in the ONT.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 22, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)



don't do that


just hit Control F and search on your nic, takes 3 minutes to remember all you forgot


just a helpful moron tip for you




Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:08 PM (jfSqj)

281 "Dream Of The Archer" by Heart?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:08 PM (5J54Q)

282 And I have pant on!

Jake, you need a kilt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (dC/2S)

283
Question here.

Andy "Gunner" Cuomo is proposing raising the min wage to $8.75 per hour. I always thought min wage was what you got paid while your employer was deciding whether to keep you or not.

A high min wage posits (to me) that your expected to work at that wage through your career,with no further advancement.

Is this a misconception on my part?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

284 %$*(%@#@%#%#!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (vUlBx)

285 238: Don't know that one without Googling the lyrics. And that'd be cheating. Congrats!



Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:03 PM (5J54Q)

Also, from the same Zappa album, the song "Teen Age Wind"

It's a miserable Friday night
I'm so lonely
And nobody will give me a ride to the Grateful Dead concert
Oh rats
...
Free is when you don't have to pay for nothing or do nothing
We want to be free
Free as the wind

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (7xPCu)

286 261 Flatbush Joe,

Dan has an interesting history with ABC/ESPN.....


I miss Ron Dibble....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (LRFds)

287 270
fuckity, fuck, fuk>>

I'm guessing the prepper stash is the go to in this situation. Since it's the least likely to be noticed by the wife.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (qo244)

288 Boeing Dreamliner fires spark new doubts about a green energy technology

http://tinyurl.com/ahkqaae


Posted by: kbdabear at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (wwsoB)

289 A sweet romance is not for me
I need electricity
If you wanna make me flip
Hit me with a micro chip

I'll be a diode, cathode, electrode
Overload, generator, oscillator
Make a circuit with me

Just plug in and go-go-go
I'll be your human dynamo
Signals in my power cord
Impulse on my circuit board

I'm an AC/DC man
You can read my circuit diagram
I feed on electric jolts
I need fifty-thousand volts

A sweet romance is not for me
I really need electricity
If you wanna make me flip
Come on and hit me with a micro chip

I'm an AC/DC man
You can read my circuit diagram
I feed on electric jolts
I need fifty-thousand volts

I'll be a diode, cathode, electrode
Overload, generator, oscillator
Make a circuit with me

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:10 PM (5J54Q)

290 OK .... Meghan McCain walks into a bar ...
and the bartender says, "Is there a priest, a rabbi and a minister behind you? I can't see that far."

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2013 11:10 PM (ORGYc)

291 Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (Xi3UG)

All Right Now

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 22, 2013 11:10 PM (46pA5)

292 Here, Anna. Have a cookie.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:11 PM (5J54Q)

293 251 Try it on the company

'cause you don't fool me

Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 11:01 PM (da8Ek)


Alan Parsons, Tales of Mystery and Imagination ... ?

Posted by: Steck at January 22, 2013 11:12 PM (RL7U1)

294 283 IronGrampa,

it is another case of "magic democrat words" yes you are correct in economics minimum wage is defined as the minimum wage that a job can be done for acceptably, but thanks to the magic of "LAW" minimum wage in Donkovia is "eleventy kajillion!"

You want to know why you can't buy an inexpensive American shirt?

*ching*

Abolishing minimum wage and letting the market set baseline living costs would fix a lot of things, thankfully we have organized a system that rewards a group of people for keeping unskilled and entry level workers unemployed.

*warning the above post may have random pcokets of sarcasm apologies if they suck

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:12 PM (LRFds)

295 I did not watch television today either. I put it on once and they had TFG, TFVP and wives going to Mass! Turned it off.

I think i have a broken tailbone, my doctor thinks it is so I have been relaxing and listening to the radio most of today. I am more comfortable not using my laptop. Please forgive me for posting and not reading all the comments.

I have to go to work tomorrow. I haven't been there since last Monday.

I hope tomorrow we find out good news, maybe the republicans have found their spines! I know that there is a debt ceiling vote tomorrow and Hillary is supposed to testify about Benghazi tomorrow. I might have turned it on for that.

Ambassador sent a cable that day, Rush mentioned it and had a link to it. Of course it is from a British newspaper! Canada Free Press is also a good site for US news!

Good night everyone!

Posted by: CarolT at January 22, 2013 11:12 PM (z4WKX)

296 2 Boobs walk in a bar and everyone yells "Meghan"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (qo244)

297 31
Hey Morons, got a question. With all the buzz about Nick Searcy around
here and folks enthused about Justified, I figured I'd rent the first
season from Netflix and catch up on what I've been missing. So far,
though, I'm not feeling it. I've gotten through the first three
episodes and while I like the rural Kentucky gunslinger motif, it's not
really as played up as I thought it would be. It doesn't seem like
there's much to differentiate Justified from other cop shows.


Justified took a while to settle in and figure out what it was. Once it focuses on Harlan County, and the doings there, it becomes great. Also, Wade Goggins (Boyd) was unavailable for a while in Season 1. If you get impatient, skip to Episode 9. But if you just stick with it, you will be rewarded.

Posted by: Splunge at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (2IW5Q)

298 Just posted those lyrics cause I slid that Free reference in upthread on the Bad Company tune.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (Op+RR)

299 Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:06 PM (Xi3UG)

Skynard, right?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (7xPCu)

300 Embrace me
tightly from behind.
The foreign words you whisper to me

are a bit
heart-rending and romantic.
I am your prisoner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (vUlBx)

301 Don't mind me just checking out my hash.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (FsUAO)

302 288 KBDaBear,

The enviromental movement doing for Boeing what O did for manned spaceflight for Nasa.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)

303 OK .... Meghan McCain walks into a bar ...

...num & bailey circus.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (46pA5)

304 Keith Hennessey: "A good first step that is already working"

http://keithhennessey.com/2013/01/22/good-first-step/

Posted by: mr_jack at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (TMG3G)

305 283 Irongrampa
I don't know. The PEople's Republic of Washington has (I believe) the highest minimum wage in the US. Something like almost $10 per hour and is set to go up. THe economy would be in a complete shambles if not for Boeing, Microsoft, Starbucks and Amazon. But, as most know, many of these companies are moving out of WA due to the unfriendly business enviromnent. As it stands, the economy here, even with those businesses, sucks. And of course, it is simply isn't enough for a "living wage" or whatever commies call that term. Now that I look back on my post I notice I didn't answer your question, I just ranted. A thousand pardons!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz und sheft at January 22, 2013 11:13 PM (0SmH0)

306 You stumped me, Anna.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:14 PM (5J54Q)

307 301 HoboJerky,

maybe someday I'll get (FFSAD) for a hash.....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:14 PM (LRFds)

308 304 Keith Hennessey: "A good first step that is already working"

http://keithhennessey.com/2013/01/22/good-first-step/


Did someone say Hennessey?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:14 PM (5J54Q)

309 Whitebread I should with that song since its not an American song. See what you made me do.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:15 PM (vUlBx)

310 It is Alan Parsons Project but not TMI.

Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 11:15 PM (U50+B)

311 305 Secret Squirrelz ballz,

Minimum wage is maximum unemployment....

your rant was a good example of impact if nothing else.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:15 PM (LRFds)

312 Without rules there is only chaos!

Posted by: Dr. Demento at January 22, 2013 11:15 PM (I88Jc)

313 Is Ace's Twitter name "Witty Funny Scamp 69"?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2013 11:15 PM (ORGYc)

314 Hey morons and 'ettes. Cold as the 8th Circle here in Ohio the last few days, and I've been reduced to occasional lurking due to work schedule--posting from lovely Springfield again. Glad to see that the boning continues, and the media cheers it on.

Mrs. Crank and I are set to take possession of our new horse on Friday. Now, if only I could get the other bills paid down so I can grab some firearms before the 2nd Amendment gets trashed...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 22, 2013 11:15 PM (FqcJu)

315 And now off to bed. Night, morons.

Posted by: joncellI's feeling mean at January 22, 2013 11:16 PM (U50+B)

316 So I need some date ideas.

I can always find stuff to do when the weather is nice - but I live in the frozen tundra and it will be months until the thaw.

I live near a big city in the burbs so I can find things to do...but going into the big city is a pain.

Thoughts?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2013 11:16 PM (AUeaU)

317 The Peoples Republic of Maryland just raised the minimum wage to $10 an hour. That should solve the youth unemployment problem. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2013 11:16 PM (jucos)

318 It sounds like an anime theme song of some kind. (CW Jr. watches a lot of that stuff, so it kind of gets into my subconscious).

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:16 PM (5J54Q)

319 but I digress...I also missed out on the Blaze's sitcoms and buddy cop shows...

Really? Ok, I give up. I can't believe you are being so deliberately obtuse.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:17 PM (dC/2S)

320 18-1,

Layout a model railroad?
Write a novel?
Learn origami?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:17 PM (vUlBx)

321 314 conservative crank,

enjoy the house....

I'm sure you'll do fine servicing the note.

Ithaca is now up by the lake.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:17 PM (LRFds)

322
Stuff from my bookmarks......

Badass of the Week
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?archive=1

Obligatory ONT fodder
http://bacontoday.com/

Also obligatory
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.html

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2013 11:18 PM (MBqvE)

323 Jake, you need a kilt.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (dC/2S)


If I get one it will be old style, which wraps over the shoulder, not the skirts they wear now


and a Claymore, not the anti-personel land mine, but the Scottish broadsword

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:18 PM (jfSqj)

324 Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2013 11:16 PM (AUeaU)

Alcohol and sex?

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2013 11:18 PM (j7iSn)

325 Jake, don't forget the blue paint.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:19 PM (vUlBx)

326 Bleh another acquaintance killed in a car accident.

Way too many young people taken early these past few years.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 22, 2013 11:19 PM (FsUAO)

327 Whitebread, your son has probably never seen this series. Here is the song.
http://youtu.be/bz6LmPM5U5I

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:21 PM (vUlBx)

328 Jake, don't forget the blue paint.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:19 PM (vUlBx)


thought of that.

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:21 PM (jfSqj)

329 Alcohol...blue paint...
OK, what else?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is taking notes at January 22, 2013 11:21 PM (5J54Q)

330 319 BBD,

considering the conversation and points ace made yes Bebe *I* am being obtuse....

paying GB to make a VERY good and informative vanity network is not having a broad spectrum of entertainment I am doing my best to be less pissy and let it go like i said when i finally made up my mind today and say "we need to go for the throat" it probably won't happen....

that's cool i guess.

Ace was, as is often his wont, correct.

If the blaze which i peruse from time to time is offering original comedy/drama/et al to persuade a non politically active audience SLOWLY and subtly I must admit I missed it.

*I* am the one who does not get that what is called for is subtle entertainment that is sorta like Mcfarland spit be upon him's fellation of HILLARY! by Brayn the Wonder Dog on Family Guy....

it is all me, I am the one in left or center or right field.

"really"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:21 PM (LRFds)

331 Blue Paint's cool if you want to unleash your inner Andorian....

go antennae

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:22 PM (LRFds)

332


Layout a model railroad?
Write a novel?
Learn origami?


***Several text messages later...
Come on - that isn't fair....autocomplete suggested we learn how to orgasm together, not me!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2013 11:22 PM (AUeaU)

333 I keep hearing that the minimum wage needs to be a living wage. Turned 16 in 78 and never worked for the minimum wage of that time. Delivering papers I was way below at 15 working for the city in a ice rink warming house I made MW. but every job after that and proving I would show up got me above MW and preforming in them moved me further from it.

If you are stuck at MW it is cause you suck as an employee (current Obama market may affect your millage in this matter).

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 11:22 PM (qo244)

334 My name's Barney Fife, the law's my life
You could say it's in my blood
Whenever there's trouble, I'm there on the double
To nip it in the bud
Got a gun never cock it, got a bullet in my pocket
And a girl named Thelma Lou
There's Goober and Homer and Elmer and Howard
And Floyd the barber too, hit it Floyd
Oooo, Oooo. Boy needs a haircut Oooo.

Andy. Andy. Come home dinner's ready.

Why aunt Bea I have neeeever seen a peach cobbler
Looked as good as that one

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:23 PM (Bj/RA)

335 Alcohol...blue paint...
OK, what else?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread is taking notes at January 22, 2013 11:21 PM (5J54Q)


the girl in Brave Heart who gets nekked would be ok






Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:23 PM (jfSqj)

336 Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2013 11:16 PM (AUeaU)


A yellow couch?

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2013 11:23 PM (EAgmr)

337 TPH, Mutio made the series.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 10:45 PM (vUlBx)


She is more pleasant to listen to than certain ex GF's...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 22, 2013 11:23 PM (Vk2pI)

338
Jake, you need a kilt.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (dC/2S)


If I get one it will be old style, which wraps over the shoulder, not the skirts they wear now


and a Claymore, not the anti-personel land mine, but the Scottish broadsword

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:18 PM (jfSqj)







Ironically, the antipersonnel mine is highly illegal, yet infinitely less badass and homicidal than the 100% legal broadsword.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2013 11:23 PM (MBqvE)

339
Alcohol and sex?
***
That is normally the order isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2013 11:23 PM (AUeaU)

340 Not taxes. Bill paying. Done. Yay!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 11:24 PM (DoZD+)

341 Megan Mccain walks in a bar

The bartender says we dont serve rinos,

Megan says are you talking to me

He says, no, I was talking to the fat girl behind you! Oops no, I was talking to you.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:24 PM (EAAfY)

342 *I* am the one who does not get that what is called for is subtle entertainment that is sorta like Mcfarland spit be upon him's fellation of HILLARY! by Brayn the Wonder Dog on Family Guy....

it is all me, I am the one in left or center or right field.

"really"
Posted by: sven10077


Hi, have we met?

Posted by: Punctuation at January 22, 2013 11:24 PM (xz0nG)

343 I keep hearing that the minimum wage needs to be a living wage.
***
If you are trying to make a living at a minimum wage job you are doing something wrong.

Perhaps a better question would be, why do we want to raise the cost of every good and service the working class uses and needs?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2013 11:25 PM (AUeaU)

344 Privately owned MiG-29UB two seat Fulcrum. Quincy, IL
http://youtu.be/Xq92ZC5cYoM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:25 PM (vUlBx)

345 333 Buzzsaw,

It was 3.35 an hour....one night during happier times I posted the number of house of work needed to engage in various activities...

here's something to blow your mind I made more purchasing power at 16 than a kid makes at minimum wage now....

like double....

there's a lesson in there somewhere.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:26 PM (LRFds)

346 If I get one it will be old style, which wraps over the shoulder, not the skirts they wear now

You know what they say, pics ...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:27 PM (dC/2S)

347 343 18-1,

That is a good question, and I wish I had a 10,000 dollar dare to have Paul Krugman explain it...because he can't.

Minimum wage follies is simply mico econ's version of the Keynesian Long Con in macro Econ....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:27 PM (LRFds)

348 Meghan McCain walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Your two friends preceded you."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:27 PM (vUlBx)

349 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 10:57 PM (qo244)


It was only a matter of time before we posted to videos of Thai chicks who liked to be photographed nakkid.

Interesting note: Bow Wow Wow was produced by Malcolm McLaren (of Sex Pistols fame). He also featured a naked pre-teen girl (who was written upon by a dwarf while McLaren was beside her bathing... also nude) in the original release of "Greatest Rock & Roll Swindle" and caused such an outrage that they went back and added fake panties to the footage.

Yup, he was a dirty old man...

Posted by: Tenpole Tudor's Toupee at January 22, 2013 11:27 PM (Vk2pI)

350 342 punctuation,

not as often as I'd like.....

hey you're kind of cute in the see through ampersand I can't create here....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:28 PM (LRFds)

351 It looks like Netanyahu won by enough to maintain his coalition. (Various links at e.g. Drudge.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2013 11:28 PM (ORGYc)

352 @273
Judas priest "electric eye"

Posted by: Timon at January 22, 2013 11:28 PM (hHlaS)

353
The Peoples Republic of Maryland just raised the minimum wage to $10 an hour. That should solve the youth unemployment problem. I gotta get the fuck out of here.






There go the pizza prices.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 11:29 PM (DoZD+)

354 337 *%*^,

outstanding....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:29 PM (LRFds)

355 351 It looks like Netanyahu won by enough to maintain his coalition. (Various links at e.g. Drudge.)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2013 11:28 PM (ORGYc)

HAHA obama, ya bastad!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:29 PM (EAAfY)

356 My name's Barney Fife, the law's my life
You could say it's in my blood
Whenever there's trouble, I'm there on the double
To nip it in the bud
Got a gun never cock it, got a bullet in my pocket
And a girl named Thelma Lou
There's Goober and Homer and Elmer and Howard
And Floyd the barber too, hit it Floyd
Oooo, Oooo. Boy needs a haircut Oooo.

I don't know the title, but I've heard that on Dr. Demento before...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:30 PM (5J54Q)

357
Ok, y'all. It's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 22, 2013 11:30 PM (yiIja)

358 If the blaze which i peruse from time to time is offering original comedy/drama/et al to persuade a non politically active audience SLOWLY and subtly I must admit I missed it.

Yeah right, networks with full programming are built over night. You can't even be bothered to check what their plans are.

Oh and that's a nice touch trying to make it sound like I'm slagging off on Ace.

I'm done. I ignore your willfully ignorant blatherings from here on out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:30 PM (dC/2S)

359 You know what they say, pics ...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:27 PM (dC/2S)


you know what they say in ID in January, your family history is evident unless you hit the tanning bed



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:31 PM (jfSqj)

360 I live near a big city in the burbs so I can find things to do...but going into the big city is a pain.>>

Point your way to the country I know of a couple of really nice restaurants past the suburbs in my area. Mix that with a country (location not necessarily music) bar when they have a live band and you've got a night out.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 11:31 PM (qo244)

361 345
here's something to blow your mind I made more purchasing power at 16 than a kid makes at minimum wage now....Sven,
Imagine that number in 5 more years. Hell, maybe 5 more months at this rate. This term "living wage" is thrown about like a bunch of hippies playing ultimate frisbee. Has anyone divined the actual dollar figure for a living wage, or is this just more jedi mind tricks from the libs? I mean, I am assuming the typical, socially just-progressive barista in Seattle feels a living wage should be about $100K for her part time work while she completes her novel or masters in 17th century french poetry etc

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz und sheft at January 22, 2013 11:31 PM (0SmH0)

362 Found it! "Mayberry Rap".

http://youtu.be/tLQF01-AXVk

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:31 PM (5J54Q)

363 Minimum wage. $3.25/hr

Any bets on me coming up with a song with that in the lyrics?

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:32 PM (OqOKd)

364
Logprof: you frequent Flyertalk??? That is my other guilty pleasure.
I <3 FlyerTalk

Posted by: In Exile at January 22, 2013 11:34 PM (0401c)

365 I don't know ITC, something about a box that says front toward enemy, says it all. The one weapon system with perfect name, when you need it, it's about to get personal.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2013 11:35 PM (uPUrh)

366 353 Katya the designated driver,

I made that point when I got back from the meeting with my realtor yesterday.

There are a lot of people who will happily pay $8.50 for a buffet that used to cost $4.75 and take the media's word for it that there is NO INFLATION!

I remember growing up telling some of the 20 something college kids that prices would go up when MW went to $4.25 and was right.

TSR books went from 10 bucks when I started working to $12.00 to right as minimum wage went up $15.00.

People never you get you never catch the tail, well they used to before price controls nuked the economy as I was being born.

If only there were a profession dedicated to teaching individuals who are uneducated in various disciplines a starting base of knowledge and used lab examples to get theories and laws of said disciplines at least a rudimentary exposure to a body of said individuals.

I wonder if you'd need special buildings to congregate groupings of these "students" together with a profession called "teachers?"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:35 PM (LRFds)

367 OK, I'm out

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2013 11:36 PM (JMmQ9)

368 OT:

Fuck You! Google for taking down GatesOfVienna.

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench at January 22, 2013 11:37 PM (1efte)

369 Take care BB.

The Mayberry Shuffle.
Bob and Tom used to play it some in '80' doing the Q Zoo morning show in Indy.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:37 PM (8nDPF)

370 There is even a civilian SU-27UB two seat Flanker on the civil registry.
http://youtu.be/d4lE6HcBPxw

But the USAF is still refusing to let the Collings Foundation have an F-105 Thunderchief to fly with their F-4 Phantom II.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 22, 2013 11:38 PM (vUlBx)

371 Maybe it's just the seven n seven talking but does Pelosi look like Boner I mean Boehner in drag. I know she is a bit more masculine but if you really look you can see similarities.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 22, 2013 11:38 PM (F2Vrz)

372 A Living Wage should be around $40 per hour.

See, i read the OWS twinkles reports. It's totally doable.

Posted by: RWC at January 22, 2013 11:40 PM (sqp6o)

373 you know what they say in ID in January, your family history is evident unless you hit the tanning bed

Heh, well the pasty white ass would be just as authentic as the full plaid.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:40 PM (dC/2S)

374 Fuck You! Google for taking down GatesOfVienna.

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench at January 22, 2013 11:37 PM (1efte)

it is back up again here



http://gatesofvienna.net/


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:41 PM (jfSqj)

375 Magnum T.A., or Terry Allen, was a man's man and a great actor. He was friends in real life with Tully Blanchard and the Andersens, as well as Nikita Koloff.

But in public, they all carefully maintained their television feud. They never ate, drank, or vacationed together until after Terry's car accident cut his career short in, I believe, 1985.

He could have been Ric Flair or even Hulk Hogan. He was a tremendous performer in and out of the ring.

Posted by: Truman North, at 25% battery life at January 22, 2013 11:41 PM (I2LwF)

376 358 Bebe,

No bebe I am not trying to cause heat between anyone and Ace...the whole point of my thoughts going back to the other thread was in support of Ace's notion that the left in entertainment death of ten million papercuts us.

I get that my stuff is often angry, when I am not in the mood to be bothered cryptic and lacking punctuation but how shall I convey to you that while what beck does is good it is lacking in original Dramatic non newsy content to your liking?

Family Guy at one time volleyed left and right with semi-equal aplomb, and has devolved into an orgy of self-indulgent right bashing.

There's a reason I own five seasons and not more.

I am not trying to generate an ounce of heat with you more than needed.

I apologize, I am a downer and was rather angry all day that CBS' "political director" just tried to give Obama a fatwa on us OPENLY and is not ashamed he got caught.

Again I am trying to shift to a topic that came up that I have a little knowledge on, can sometimes make a mirthful point on, and try to leave with at least a snarl on my face that if one squints looks like a poor smile and maybe try for a smile or an eyeroll from some here.

I am sorry I gave such great offense by my lack of telepathy that giving Glenn Beck 2 grand to be and produce Glenn Beck was the way to get a sitcom or drama.

Again "sorry"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:41 PM (LRFds)

377 371 Maybe it's just the seven n seven talking but does Pelosi look like Boner


Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 22, 2013 11:38 PM (F2Vrz)

The real question is, 'who would you rather?'

Posted by: RWC at January 22, 2013 11:41 PM (sqp6o)

378 283

Question here.

Andy "Gunner" Cuomo is proposing raising
the min wage to $8.75 per hour. I always thought min wage was what you
got paid while your employer was deciding whether to keep you or not.

A high min wage posits (to me) that your expected to work at that wage through your career,with no further advancement.

Is this a misconception on my part?


Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

It's just not those jobs. A lot of union contracts have escalators in them tied to the minimum wage, so that if the minimum wage goes up then the union members' wages go up and the union collects more in dues which then goes into the pockets of the Dems for their political activities.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 22, 2013 11:42 PM (Zd/NW)

379 "And we must be a source of hope to the poor, the sick, the marginalized,
the victims of prejudice – not out of mere charity, but because >> peace
in our time << requires the constant advance of those principles that our
common creed describes: tolerance and opportunity; human dignity and
justice." -- Barack Insane Obama

"peace in our time" ... oh please

Posted by: The "arist" formerly known as "The Arist former known as Prince" at January 22, 2013 11:42 PM (e8kgV)

380 but does Pelosi look like Boner>>

Dehydrated Boner yes.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 11:42 PM (qo244)

381
I remember growing up telling some of the 20 something college kids that prices would go up when MW went to $4.25 and was right.





Well, duuuuh.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 11:43 PM (DoZD+)

382 372 RWC,

Yeah that is pretty much the zany call 'em on their BS folly I was feebly trying to convey with "Boner I the malignant."

If Obama's Free Shit coalition thinks they can get a pony for free bribe 'em harder and get Barry in a race.

We tried pointing out how much debt he spent per person solo.

Why not say "I will give you a 32,000 check if you vote for me instead of just spending it and pretending you got your cut."??

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:43 PM (LRFds)

383 No takers on the bet? You chose wisely.
And I'm glad. The fone has decided to do it's "let me only type one letter per second" thingy.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2013 11:44 PM (XXIrM)

384 night rons!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz und sheft at January 22, 2013 11:45 PM (0SmH0)

385 Also,

Sven,

Use punctuation. It is there for a purpose.

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench at January 22, 2013 11:45 PM (1efte)

386 381 Katya the D driver,

Hey a few were legitimately dismissive. How do you exert the economic leverage to go to college and not understand what money is, how it is gotten, and what it can do, and what increasing cost does?

Go to public schools and skip econ and ignore even our sad home economics class they killed.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:45 PM (LRFds)

387 Living wage is just a liberal way to get the poor and unemployed to leave town.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 22, 2013 11:46 PM (NzBQO)

388 385 Bob,

Yes, of course and in several posts this week I have.

Usually when trying to make a clear detailed point.

Thanks for the guidance,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:47 PM (LRFds)

389 I'm out, 'rons and 'ettes. Try not to trash the place. (Ah, who am I kidding?)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:48 PM (5J54Q)

390 387 Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand,

You ever wonder if it might be a good gonzo documentary to do an expose on how far the HARD left town's minimum wage workforce goes to get to livable price points on dwelling and shopping?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:49 PM (LRFds)

391 389 I'm out, 'rons and 'ettes. Try not to trash the place. (Ah, who am I kidding?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 22, 2013 11:48 PM (5J54Q)

Well looks like the ont folks are just gonna trash each other.
Fickitall. Night

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:49 PM (EAAfY)

392 You know you're in a classy hotel when there are bullet holes in the wall

Posted by: The dude at January 22, 2013 11:49 PM (9SeXp)

393 Well crap. I go to work out and come back an hour later to find the party's over with

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 11:50 PM (hpDVh)

394 391 Lou's a Girl,

Yup, it's my fault I'll leave y'all alone again like I did last evening.

Happy hunting.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:50 PM (LRFds)

395 You know you're in a classy hotel when there are bullet holes in the wall

Those aren't bullet holes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (hpDVh)

396 375
Magnum T.A., or Terry Allen, was a man's man and a great actor. He was
friends in real life with Tully Blanchard and the Andersens, as well as
Nikita Koloff.



But in public, they all carefully maintained their television feud.
They never ate, drank, or vacationed together until after Terry's car
accident cut his career short in, I believe, 1985.



He could have been Ric Flair or even Hulk Hogan. He was a tremendous performer in and out of the ring.

Posted by: Truman North, at 25% battery life at January 22, 2013 11:41 PM (I2LwF)

His feuds with Tully and Nikita were awesome. I was working at a radio station part time when Mid Atlantic came to town and got to meet a bunch of the guys, and Magnum TA was freaking huge. He was about the same height as I was, but his chest was huge and I weighed about 225 at the time.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (Zd/NW)

397 White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said, “No specific storm or weather event can be tied to climate change.”

Posted by: The "artist" formerly known as "The Artist former known as Prince" at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (e8kgV)

398 Sven,

How about:

"Yes, of course; and, in several posts this week, I have.

Usually when trying to make a clear, detailed point.

Thanks for the guidance,
sven"

Just trying to help you get your points across more clearly. I value your viewpoint, but, sometimes, reading your posts makes me dizzy.

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (1efte)

399 387
Living wage is just a liberal way to get the poor and unemployed to leave town.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 22, 2013 11:46 PM (NzBQO)

Or go on welfare....beggars are easier to please.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (7xPCu)

400 394 391 Lou's a Girl,Yup, it's my fault I'll leave y'all alone again like I did last evening.Happy hunting.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:50 PM (LRFds)

I really was not talking to you, honest.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (EAAfY)

401 You know that I can't sleep in on my days off anymore? If I do I have a massive headache all day no matter what I take. Getting old sucks.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 11:52 PM (DoZD+)

402 Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 11:51 PM (hpDVh)


Shit, I would be less creeped out if they were cameras

Posted by: The dude at January 22, 2013 11:52 PM (9SeXp)

403 Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2013 11:43 PM (LRFds)

I would love to see us offer them the unicorns. Hell, TFG's plans are pipe dreams with magical money. Might as well play that game and get the dumbass votes.

Posted by: RWC at January 22, 2013 11:52 PM (sqp6o)

404
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said, “No specific storm or weather event can be tied to climate change.”





He could get fired for that.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 22, 2013 11:53 PM (DoZD+)

405 I keep looking for a job, but all I find is work...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:53 PM (7xPCu)

406 Shit, I would be less creeped out if they were cameras

Those are in the corners.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2013 11:53 PM (hpDVh)

407 Hey, did I miss all the good stuff? I'm hardly on the ONT any more, something I plan to fix tonight. 'Sup, 'roons?

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 22, 2013 11:54 PM (HmjXL)

408 Maybe they're termite or speed holes?

Posted by: The dude at January 22, 2013 11:55 PM (9SeXp)

409 Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 22, 2013 11:54 PM (HmjXL)


chaos






Posted by: Jake in ID at January 22, 2013 11:55 PM (jfSqj)

410 I really was not talking to you, honest.

So you're speaking to me then?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:56 PM (dC/2S)

411 sven, I was talking a little to the guy correctingyour punctuation, but damn, lets all attack each other, be smug, snarky fucking assholes like kathy griffin. chelse handler, etc etc. lets talk shit to each other. Yea, just like liberals..

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:56 PM (EAAfY)

412 You ever wonder if it might be a good gonzo documentary to do an expose
on how far the HARD left town's minimum wage workforce goes to get to
livable price points on dwelling and shopping?>>

Or as a counterpoint to their blue city living at minimum wage buys you less comfort than in red rural. They rent whole houses in my area for $350 a month (split that with a couple friends). You may have to work harder to find a job but once you do you can live much better than the city folk.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 22, 2013 11:56 PM (qo244)

413 408
Maybe they're termite or speed holes?

Posted by: The dude at January 22, 2013 11:55 PM (9SeXp)

Rather have that than the two inches of sewage I woke up to on the first floor of a motel I stayed in...ick.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:56 PM (7xPCu)

414 377
To answer your question figuratively. I'd rather go fuck myself. I did notice they both have that perpetually surprised look.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 22, 2013 11:57 PM (F2Vrz)

415 the girl in Brave Heart who gets nekked would be ok
Posted by: Jake in ID


Something tells me that movie logic may not even be close to wimmen logic.

Posted by: Punctuation at January 22, 2013 11:58 PM (xz0nG)

416 So you're speaking to me then?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 22, 2013 11:56 PM (dC/2S)

No, bebe, I wasnt.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:59 PM (EAAfY)

417 Posted by: model_1066 at January 22, 2013 11:56 PM (7xPCu)


Eh, remember a hotel in Hazard Kentucky called The Daniel Boone Inn. Woke up in the middle of the night to roaches having an orgy on my lap

Posted by: The dude at January 22, 2013 11:59 PM (9SeXp)

418 In my college town they tried to pass $15 living wage law. All they ended up doing was attracting workers from outside town to compete for jobs and made the rent skyrocket to about $1500 for a 2 bed one bath apartment.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 12:00 AM (NzBQO)

419 No, bebe, I wasnt.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 22, 2013 11:59 PM (EAAfY)



this is very confusing

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:00 AM (jfSqj)

420 but all I find is work...>> You mean that stuff my Dad made me do for free (well food and housing but teenagers don't think so)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:00 AM (qo244)

421 What would be the best weapon for riding on horseback, incidentally? Non-medieval division only. I'm thinking it has to be the Winchester '71, right?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:00 AM (FqcJu)

422 Why jake? why is it confusing, did you not see my comment #411?
Or are you trying to start shit?

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 23, 2013 12:01 AM (EAAfY)

423 http://youtu.be/OYws8biwOYc

Posted by: Straight Up, Yo at January 23, 2013 12:01 AM (I88Jc)

424 obama considering droning the Africans. I guess for him it isn't much of a stretch from supporting the killing black babies to killing African adults.

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 23, 2013 12:02 AM (x+7qA)

425 this is very confusing

I think that was the point punctuation guy was trying to make.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 23, 2013 12:02 AM (dC/2S)

426 Evening all.

Cochran, what the hell did you do to draw the wrath of the ravage?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2013 12:02 AM (pC72t)

427 What would be the best weapon for riding on horseback, incidentally?
Non-medieval division only. I'm thinking it has to be the Winchester
'71, right?>>

A laser designator with Apache longbow backup.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:03 AM (qo244)

428 Don't bicker! Here's a palate cleanser.

http://tinyurl.com/anh5rl4

Kubrick?

Posted by: 13times at January 23, 2013 12:04 AM (h6XiD)

429 CHAOS11!!1!

Well, looks like I picked a great night to show up on the ONT.

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 23, 2013 12:05 AM (HmjXL)

430 Why jake? why is it confusing, did you not see my comment #411?
Or are you trying to start shit?
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 23, 2013 12:01 AM (EAAfY)


I missed #411


not starting any sh*t here.






I got my own probs
my beer is gone
the mystery boxed wine is gone
and going to dig into the wife's beer next


but if I forget to purchase replacements tomorrow on my lunch break, I am so fooked


really don't like the look when she realises I drank all her beer



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:05 AM (jfSqj)

431 Is 'lou's a girl' starting shit again?







Kidding. I kid.

Posted by: RWC at January 23, 2013 12:05 AM (sqp6o)

432 this is very confusing

I think that was the point punctuation guy was trying to make.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


Sorry, Sveeen. Wasn't asking for a Inquisition. Ye rant were a wee confusing.

For F's sake, I wasn't looking for a 15 minute argument*.

Who stole the fun?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2013 12:06 AM (xz0nG)

433 What would be the best weapon for riding on horseback, incidentally? Non-medieval division only. I'm thinking it has to be the Winchester '71, right?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:00 AM (FqcJu)



and a horse that won't toss you off when you hit the trigger on the bang stick.


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:07 AM (jfSqj)

434 Who stole the fun?

THAT was my whole point.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 23, 2013 12:08 AM (dC/2S)

435 And jake, I told ya to drink her beer and replace it in the am. Sorry, my mistake. And bebe, no bad feelings towards you, I guess i cant follow the thread like ya'll smart people.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 23, 2013 12:08 AM (EAAfY)

436 Too good not to share

http://uberhumor.com/alright-you-made-me-laugh-this-time-facebook

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2013 12:09 AM (AUeaU)

437 Who stole the fun?>>

Pretty sure Obama's coronation may have some effect on the walking on egg shells feeling this week.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:09 AM (qo244)

438 Buzzsaw, I'm going to quibble and say a designator doesn't qualify as a weapon. Also, that assumes I have the Apache, pilot, fuel and ordinance required. Personal weapon is what I'm looking at.Now that I think about it,the Afghans with AK-47s in The Living Daylights looked pretty formidable.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:09 AM (FqcJu)

439 Hi, Lou's!

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 23, 2013 12:10 AM (HmjXL)

440 THAT was my whole point.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


From now on, all of my happy-fun-time socks will be prefaced by The Clown Prince ___.

Posted by: The Clown Prince of Explaining Pissy Jokes at January 23, 2013 12:11 AM (xz0nG)

441 America! Fuck Yeah!


Found a few of my beers in the juice box drawer


so no difficult decisions for now




eleventy!



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:13 AM (jfSqj)

442 Anyone else read XKCD's What-If column? This week's one was pretty funny.


But just to be sure, I got in touch with a friend of mine who works
at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to you
if you tried to swim in their radiation containment pool.


“In ourreactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.”

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 12:13 AM (hpDVh)

443 431 Is 'lou's a girl' starting shit again? Kidding. I kid.
Posted by: RWC at January 23, 2013 12:05 AM (sqp6o)

Yep

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 23, 2013 12:13 AM (EAAfY)

444
Found a few of my beers in the juice box drawer





so no difficult decisions for now


Impressive. When I was a kid my Dad limited me to that 3.8 percent shit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 12:14 AM (hpDVh)

445 Sorry, my mistake. And bebe, no bad feelings towards you, I guess i cant follow the thread like ya'll smart people.



No, I just read it more as an attempt to deflect away from the conversation & get a laugh than a personal attack. And the other guy that said something explained that he sometimes had trouble reading that persons posts,

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 23, 2013 12:14 AM (dC/2S)

446 411 Lou's a girl,

I did not take it personally Lou I appreciate your response and I am not angry at Bebe. I am in an angry place, my son came home angry they wasted his class time today making him watch "Channel One" which is, I think, CNN's defacto Child Indoctrination Programming and their fawning coverage of Barrypalooza. The boy pointed out the teacher's use of persuasive questioning to try to guide the student's analysis of the event and meaning of his reelection.

Not using that as the sole cause in my darker mood as the weekend has progressed, Ace captured a gnawing point that had been eating at my attempt last week to "moveon.org" and highlighted Chuck Todd declaring Barack had been open on being a FABULOUSLY LIBERAL! candidate as a way to try to coach the public into thinking he is not lying when he comes after liberties. The fact that my house being only half as underwater as I feared not making me more happy has me worried. There are better things to do than torture you guys with my paens to my anger or round robin ruminations with those that can desipher my babbling and it is my sincere wish not to offend, or anger, or bore, or worry several of the regulars here I enjoy as I peruse the place lurking when able whilst busy.

Once long ago I was able to convey more humor and less anger inasmuch as i could make myself understood.. Breitbart said we should strive to be "happy warriors" but I have not been happy politically since probably 2000/2001 right up until 9/11 and my anger has only increased the more the public has not punished the left for their bad behavior. The decision on whether or not to go with a new nation if a national divorce ever happens is over for me, but my next task is trying to decipher whether or not I can make peace with my anger if the right decides that "there is no fight here to make and we cannot divorce to separate because "honor and patriotism."

History is a passion of mine, that may border on being a fetish in my darker hours and history tells me that an ostensibly capitalist culture once its conservative movement shifts to tolerance and more efficient managing of the welfare state is doomed to lose its power. It is easy to show several examples of empire's and great powers imploding militarily once the decision is made "butter it is to be in perpetuity!" while frankly only we arguably managed to still gain back power and shift. My fear is that that American public was still taught patriotic appreciation and values even while FDR was collectivizing far too much economic oversight and the current Democrat party will never allow that to be reestablished because they do not strike me as particularly loyal to America so much as the international left intelligenzia.

As I said "downer" and I allowed myself to get wound up in a conversation that was rapidly devolving into something I did not want about a point I was not making in a temper I am not wanting to share as much as I do let alone unleash on people I respect.

I've given my analysis of what strikes me as our best play, and I am planning to spare you the repetitiveness of my anxiety before I regained my confidence last fall-misplaced though that confidence wound up being.

Goodnight,
Sven

Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2013 12:16 AM (LRFds)

447 I like holes in hotel walls. I think they're glorious.

Posted by: barry soetoro at January 23, 2013 12:17 AM (yBF/9)

448 447 I like holes in hotel walls. I think they're glorious.

Me too!

Posted by: Kal Penn at January 23, 2013 12:19 AM (dC/2S)

449 The ont is different than I remember. Granted it's been a couple years.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 23, 2013 12:20 AM (46pA5)

450 For those of you not here last night My new granddaughter Lena. (better picture)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89370022@N07/8407733562/in/photostream


Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:20 AM (qo244)

451 Meghan McCain and a pair of boobs walk into a bar ...

Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2013 12:21 AM (wwsoB)

452 #450, Awwww, sweet! Congratulations grandpa!

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 23, 2013 12:22 AM (HmjXL)

453 451 Meghan McCain and a pair of boobs walk into a bar ...

Boner & Mitch McConnell!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 23, 2013 12:22 AM (dC/2S)

454 Congrats buzz

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 23, 2013 12:23 AM (dC/2S)

455 Meghan McCain and a pair of boobs walk into a bar ...


The bartender says, "Mr. Speaker, Senator McConnel, you can't bring that girl in here. This is a private club."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 12:23 AM (hpDVh)

456 451
Meghan McCain and a pair of boobs walk into a bar ...



Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2013 12:21 AM

Bartender says .. "I'll give you a drink, but your dad and Sen. Graham should be in bed by now"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2013 12:23 AM (wwsoB)

457 Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:20 AM (qo244)

Not the pics I expected nor hoped for

Posted by: The dude at January 23, 2013 12:23 AM (9SeXp)

458 Impressive. When I was a kid my Dad limited me to that 3.8 percent shit.>>

Lets take a look at your favorites and see If 3.8% is shit. List a couple please.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:24 AM (qo244)

459 Congrats Buzz!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:24 AM (FqcJu)

460 Well, looks like I have to actually do some work at work. That sucks.

Be back way later, I hope.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 23, 2013 12:24 AM (pC72t)

461 I have one serious criticism of Justified. Raylon Given's dad doesn't have a Kentucky or even Southern accent. He sounds like a Pepperidge Farm commercial.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 23, 2013 12:26 AM (JKNDp)

462 Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:20 AM (qo244)

Congrats! And she's already smiling for the camera.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 23, 2013 12:27 AM (xKC/c)

463 Duct tape, it does so many things

http://tinyurl.com/a3k3j4g

Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2013 12:27 AM (wwsoB)

464 The only question in my mind:

357 revolver
vs
45 acp semi-auto

Assume 4" barrel length for CCW...

Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 12:29 AM (X6bJx)

465 Night all.

Here is "Lights Out" by UFO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatjerFCRP8

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 23, 2013 12:29 AM (Vk2pI)

466 If a hotel can't run something as simple as wi-fi, they really shouldn't even bother offering it

Posted by: The dude at January 23, 2013 12:31 AM (9SeXp)

467 BTB, I'd say go with the .45, unless you have seriously paranoid reliability issues, then you can't go wrong with the wheel gun.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:31 AM (FqcJu)

468 That thing that happened a while back that blocked some commenters? Does the magic un-hammer need my actual IP or is lBpVP enough? Respectful obedience and bribes to the wardens, of course.

3rd & last time trying to say...

We need a half-hour sit-com set in pre-Revolutionary War America. That 1770s Show. Put some modern Dem words in loyalist mouths and it writes itself. Ban muskets. Higher taxes on the riche. Awards for everybody.

Posted by: Mindfulguy is tired of cell only AoS at January 23, 2013 12:31 AM (Bfbpz)

469 am in an angry place, my son came home angry they wasted his class time today making him watch "Channel One" which is, I think, CNN's defacto Child Indoctrination Programming and their fawning coverage of Barrypalooza. The boy pointed out the teacher's use of persuasive questioning to try to guide the student's analysis of the event and meaning of his reelection.

Sven10077-That is reason enough to be angry.

Many of us had that expectation that we would be rid of TFG after the election.

I read all you comments but that about your son almost being indoctrinated in school pissed me off!

Good Night, Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 12:32 AM (z4WKX)

470 Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 23, 2013 12:26 AM (JKNDp)


how is Ohio, I saw something that said Ohio will flip if gun control passes


any thoughts? on that

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:33 AM (jfSqj)

471 Ok, ya'll need to step up with the global warming.

9 damn degrees. I was wearing shorts on Sunday!

Posted by: RWC at January 23, 2013 12:33 AM (sqp6o)

472 Doris Troy's "Just One Look":

http://youtu.be/xaL-IqGW9Y4

Posted by: Secret Sauce at January 23, 2013 12:34 AM (I88Jc)

473 Sven,

Stop bitching.

I DO VALUE your viewpoint, but if I want to get confused, I drink Chuhai.

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench, codename Sayuri at January 23, 2013 12:36 AM (1efte)

474 Awwww, Buzzsaw. Congratulations!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 23, 2013 12:37 AM (DoZD+)

475 Assume 4" barrel length for CCW...
Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 12:29 AM (X6bJx)


fuck that, carry a full size .45 you'll shoot it better



revolvers fail to go bang also, btw



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:38 AM (jfSqj)

476 Not the pics I expected nor hoped for

Posted by: The dude >>

OK what Lena is dreaming of for breakfast.

http://tinyurl.com/balmcbk

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:38 AM (qo244)

477 Evening 'rons. Congrats Buzzsaw, grandkids are teh awesome.

Posted by: zeera at January 23, 2013 12:38 AM (Lv9bM)

478 450
For those of you not here last night My new granddaughter Lena. (better picture)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89370022@N07/8407733562/in/photostream




Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:20 AM (qo244)


Oh, my! Off-the-charts cute.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 12:40 AM (kaalw)

479 BTB, both work. I find the LCR357 works well for me, but I have plenty of .45s. You really have to consider your lifestyle when going CCW. Finding either right now may be hard.

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2013 12:41 AM (3tFLC)

480 Yes, but when the revolver misfires, next pull of the trigger generally gives you a fresh shot, whereas in the semi-auto you have to clear the dud/jam first.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:43 AM (FqcJu)

481 I'm thinking of creating a candidate reality show along the lines of the apprentice. The winner gets the chance to run for senate on the libertarian ticket in their state. Challenges would include SuperPac schmoozing, organizing, constant explanations of how much worse Romney was than Obama, guess that cannabis blend and a Ludwig Von Mises Very Special Ingredient Tasterific Brownie cook off. I'm thinking of calling it The Big Bong Theory.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 23, 2013 12:44 AM (gkfSV)

482 At the State level there is no chance at this time for additional gun control in Ohio. R's hold both houses and the Governorship. I see a lot of Ruby Ridges before Ohioans would give up their guns. I don't see Ohio Law enforcement supporting federal law to that effect.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 23, 2013 12:46 AM (JKNDp)

483 Thanks to all the complimets on the grand kid. It's weird that this (get off my lawn) guy gets a big kick from the 3 I now have. Just waiting for the grandson to be old enough to learn to shoot. (actually I think his female cousin will be the one that will push to go first though)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:47 AM (qo244)

484 Buzzsaw,

Congratulations!

She is very cute, and her little grin looks like she's in on the joke!

Posted by: Bob, Person of Hench, codename Sayuri at January 23, 2013 12:47 AM (1efte)

485 I'm thinking of creating a candidate reality show along the lines of the apprentice.
Posted by: Exasperated Expat


How about "Who can get hired by a foreign company?" That would seem a hotshot in your wheelhouse.

It's my contension that US graduates will be in lesser demand in the next few years. Our schools have been coasting on their reputation, undeserved at this government-funded point.

If there were a show that demonstrated the uselessness of a US 4-year degree, wheels might begin to turn. Might.

Posted by: The Clown Prince of Explaining Pissy Jokes at January 23, 2013 12:51 AM (xz0nG)

486 they need your hash on the blocked device



Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:53 AM (jfSqj)

487 Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 12:20 AM (qo244)



Buzzsaw, one of my kids had a light red birthmark on her forehead, the nurses called it an 'Angel Kiss' does she have on of those?


It was super cute until is faded away when she was 6 or 8 months old


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 12:58 AM (jfSqj)

488 "am in an angry place, my son came home angry they wasted his class time today making him watch "Channel One"



Oh god, I remember that, it was such a waste of zero period. I specifically remember having to watch that during Columbine, 9/11/ 2000 election. Absolutely pointless.



Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 12:59 AM (NzBQO)

489 tiny.cc/fxncrw

VS

tiny.cc/m7mcrw


Familiar with various pros and cons, and I like them both.

Interested in others informed opinions...

Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 12:59 AM (5jktn)

490 That thing that happened a while back that blocked some commenters? Does the magic un-hammer need my actual IP or is lBpVP enough? Respectful obedience and bribes to the wardens, of course.

3rd & last time trying to say...

January 23, 2013 12:31 AM (Bfbpz)

fucked that up

anyway, they need the hash on your device that is blocked

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 01:00 AM (jfSqj)

491 It's my contension that US graduates will be in lesser demand in the next few years.>>

Have you worked with any trained elsewhere? Cause there are big cultural problems with solving problems on their own with most of the foreigners I "transfer technology to" in my company. (Though the twenty somethings from here are catching up in this problem area)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 01:00 AM (qo244)

492 Yes, but when the revolver misfires, next pull of the trigger generally gives you a fresh shot,

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 12:43 AM (FqcJu)




I've seen enough revolvers at IDPA/USPSA that fail to go bang on multiple hammer strikes



get a good weapon, PRACTICE with it and you are good to go


Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 01:03 AM (jfSqj)

493 Buzzsaw,

Congrats. (too lazy to look around for the info) First girl?

Posted by: RWC at January 23, 2013 01:04 AM (sqp6o)

494 Hello ONT! Link in my nick to a worthy comment over at Belmont Club. Bit of a downer, though.

8-)

Posted by: piercello at January 23, 2013 01:06 AM (E/6f0)

495
Congrats. (too lazy to look around for the info) First girl?>>

Well maybe. The granddaughter I have is way more pig headed and just as tough as the grandson (both 2yrs old) Which I find to be very cool.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 01:08 AM (qo244)

496 Interested in others informed opinions...

Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 12:59 AM (5jktn)


are you more comfortable with revolvers or Semi-Autos?






Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 01:10 AM (jfSqj)

497 Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit":

http://youtu.be/WANNqr-vcx0

Posted by: Secret Sauce at January 23, 2013 01:13 AM (I88Jc)

498 In my wheelhouse it's pretty much hardened attitude that US graduates especially of the northeastern liberal arts variety are prima donnas and the reprogramming required is not worth the trouble. My last one turned into an episode of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Some cultures handle the transfer better than others. I'm mostly South America now and they often refuse to admit they don't understand because of the whole machismo thing. My last gig was sub continent and they would literally refuse to admit issues because they were so afraid if they did you wouldn't like them. It literally made me walk out the door one day and never go back. The only question I even bother listening to the answer from an interviewee now is 'Can you weld?' Yes tells me all I need to know about their flexibility and skill set.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 23, 2013 01:13 AM (gkfSV)

499 Interested in others informed opinions...>>

I have lost a Ruger P91DC .40, SW 626 .357 and a Makarov 9mm in boating accidents. If I wanted to carry I'd pick the Makorov (being the cheap bastard I am). But never limit yourself to this will be the one and only carry gun I will ever own. Right now revolvers may be the ticket cause they aren't as sexy a year from now you may run across a great deal on that 1911. The gun that saves you is the one you treat well and is on you.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 01:18 AM (qo244)

500
they need your hash on the blocked device

Oh no you don't.

Posted by: tommy chong at January 23, 2013 01:18 AM (+9AX9)

501 In the UK many different agencies can simply walk into a private home. In fact, there are 1400 different allowed reasons for strangers from the government to walk right in: http://tinyurl.com/ayoxbn6

Remember that every time some British twit complains about American guns.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 23, 2013 01:18 AM (+paCV)

502 Post 499 686 not 626.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 01:23 AM (qo244)

503 Have you worked with any trained elsewhere? Cause there are big cultural problems with solving problems on their own with most of the foreigners I "transfer technology to" in my company. (Though the twenty somethings from here are catching up in this problem area)
Posted by: Buzzsaw


That's pretty much what I have done for 10 years. The preferred requirement is some tech knowledge.

If some college student was to have the misfortune of meeting me, I'd say to him, "First, study tech: pharma, hard-core IT, or engineering." The 2nd stage is a host stay in the country of your choice and learn the language.

Field first, language second. And it's going to be useless in the long-term as economies shift regardless.

Posted by: The Clown Prince of Explaining Pissy Jokes at January 23, 2013 01:24 AM (xz0nG)

504 Hi Jake -
> are you more comfortable with revolvers or Semi-Autos?

Like I said, I like them both. I grew up with a 22 revolver, as well as a 22 SW target semi.

Since then, I've extensively shot a Colt Python 357, and more recently a SW Commander sized 45.

I'm torn between which platform for CCW.


Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 01:24 AM (5jktn)

505 I'm torn between which platform for CCW.


Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 01:24 AM (5jktn)



I like semi's.
All modern militaries use them plus all police departments and sheriffs offices have them as well.


when was the last time you saw a Soldier or LEO with a revolver?


sure guns malfunction, but semi-Autos have some distinct advantages over revolvers.


A revolver would be a good Back Up Gun though



FWIW






Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 01:31 AM (jfSqj)

506 out







latet taters.....

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 23, 2013 01:33 AM (jfSqj)

507 Posted by: The Clown Prince of Explaining Pissy Jokes>>

I do metallurgy as a technician. I have argued with engineers from India and found they just try to see if they can bully science out of the discussion. Trained Techs in China who only want full procedures for CYA. None has been able to argue their point in logic or science yet. I agree we are producing an inferior engineer at this point but the little bit of our culture that hangs stubbornly on gives us a little bit of an edge still.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 01:35 AM (qo244)

508 > 506
out

Thanks, Dude.

Peace.

Out.

Posted by: back to basics at January 23, 2013 01:36 AM (5jktn)

509 Good night all and so I don't have nightmares alone
y'all go back and read the Obama fanporn from a couple site posts
below.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 01:45 AM (qo244)

510 I discovered Sportsman's guide has 30-30 in stock and cheap. That's the greatest horse gun in history.

Posted by: DAve at January 23, 2013 01:53 AM (XDC0v)

511 Trained Techs in China who only want full procedures for CYA.
Posted by: Buzzsaw


Now that right there is money.

I wish to apply to the thing that make the most of that. Maximum CYA.

Posted by: The Clown Prince of Explaining Pissy Jokes at January 23, 2013 01:57 AM (xz0nG)

512 Who else is morbidly depressed that damned fool is still president?

It is even more upsetting to understand that a majority voted for him.



Twice

We are so fucked.
totally and completely fucked.

Posted by: mrshad at January 23, 2013 02:15 AM (0yAqu)

513 512 Don't cry boo-boo face big strong man will take care of you. Go lie down until the vapors subside-

Posted by: DAve at January 23, 2013 02:23 AM (XDC0v)

514 Hello, once again. Have been awakened by a chirping smoke detector and the battery isn't coming out because who knows how long it's been in there. And if I try to pull the battery out the alarm sounds. I hope the neighbors on either side don't hate me at the moment. According to the manufacturer, this should continue for 7 days. (Will be buying a new one tomorrow.)

I guess I'll be trying to smother the noise and go back to sleep.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, not-so-fresh from the barrel at January 23, 2013 02:26 AM (q0dyU)

515 And just like that the chirping stopped. I guess when the detector is at least 10 years old (probably 12) the 7-day rule doesn't apply. Better for my sanity that way.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, not-so-fresh from the barrel at January 23, 2013 02:29 AM (q0dyU)

516 A happy Cat story:

(yeah, it's the NYT- just read the thing!)

http://tiny.cc/d8rcrw

200+ miles, and the cat, Holly, "instantly relaxed when placed on Mr. Richter’s shoulder"

Some people are Cat people. Some Cats just know which people want them...

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 23, 2013 02:34 AM (5jktn)

517 I'd say it's almost brave to act that cowardly

Posted by: DAve at January 23, 2013 02:34 AM (XDC0v)

518 you can't remove a battery from a smoke detector?

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 02:48 AM (AVfT8)

519 do you have a pair of pliers?

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 02:49 AM (AVfT8)

520 519 Too risky- a new smoke detector is like eight dollars

Posted by: DAve at January 23, 2013 03:09 AM (XDC0v)

521 519
do you have a pair of pliers?

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 02:49 AM (AVfT


This is one of those applications where "what tool do you have?" works very well.
snips -- cut wire

pliers -- yank out

hammer -- smash to pieces

screwdriver -- get stabby


rock -- see "hammer"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 03:31 AM (kaalw)

522 @ 512 Mrshad,
I am a bit depressed too that the low information "free crap army" put the SCOAMF failure in again.
I use 2 techniques to get out of my funk.
1.) Humor….lol, at the bright side, he can't get elected again!
2.) I try to find enjoyable, and soon to be needed activities to get involved in to take my mind off of it.
Buying firearms and ammunition, practicing my marksmanship, digging the moat deeper, adding more barbed wire to the fence and electrifying it, writing my elected officials to keep them on the straight and narrow, sinking a well, stocking up on 'end of days" supplies, putting in gardens and composts, raising chickens, stocking the pond, hunting and fishing.

I almost forgot…VERY IMPORTANT, visiting the Moron Horde for my daily dose of common sense.

Now I am sure there are a myriad of fun filled, yet useful activities you can get involved in that will take your mind off this deplorable situation and sharpen/ extend your skill set.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 23, 2013 03:35 AM (Sedwk)

523 8 bones? are you kidding? local fire dept gives'em away...

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 04:05 AM (AVfT8)

524 yeah, fartin' around those damn things definitely brings out the hammer philosophy in me. how hard is it not to burn your house down?

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 04:11 AM (AVfT8)

525 anybody still up? can't sleep, ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:20 AM (BBWjt)

526 Up, yes--but at work, so here intermittently.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 04:26 AM (FqcJu)

527 where do you work at?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:28 AM (BBWjt)

528 watching the australian open with a sad, empty wine box at my elbow.

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 04:36 AM (AVfT8)

529 I ain't no freeking genius!


Posted by: Rod Dibble at January 23, 2013 04:39 AM (AWwDY)

530 525
anybody still up? can't sleep, ugh


Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:20 AM (BBWjt)


You really need to get past the "ugh" thing, cj -- wait until you're 50, then you can seriously "ugh". (N.B. -- I turned 50 last November).

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 04:43 AM (kaalw)

531 hi cthulhu, you old fart you

Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:46 AM (BBWjt)

532 Aw, watching Australian with a sad -- http://tinyurl.com/adz8ow2

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 04:48 AM (kaalw)

533 531
hi cthulhu, you old fart you


Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:46 AM (BBWjt)



Please, I find it more mellifluous in Yiddish: "alter kacher".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 04:50 AM (kaalw)

534 Aw, watching Australian with a sad -- http://tinyurl.com/adz8ow2


Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 04:48 AM


Hahahahaha...

Posted by: otho at January 23, 2013 04:53 AM (yBF/9)

535 ....and, before anyone asks -- I'm a standard American mutt, mainly of Irish descent, but my first professional job out of college was with a lovely yiddische-kopf firm in Encino, where I was the token farblondzshet blonde guy.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 04:56 AM (kaalw)

536 bellyachin' young punks! how do think it feels to be dead? quit your bit bitching!

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 04:57 AM (AVfT8)

537 I love that video every time I see it, cthulhu

Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:58 AM (BBWjt)

538 michelle jenneke, oy vey

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 04:59 AM (AVfT8)

539 CJ, I am currently fighing Darwin in Springfield, OH, in the ED. The paycheck is nice, many times the patients aren't.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:03 AM (FqcJu)

540 537
I love that video every time I see it, cthulhu


Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:58 AM (BBWjt)


That particular one, or the original mashup of "boys, boys, boys" with track footage?

"She already has" came up in conversation with the BH a while back, and I had to explain the reference without sounding like I spend all my time collecting drool while watching fetching Australian lasses.....

I digressed a bit into internet memes and included this for cover -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmDAu_47OE -- I think it worked, she hasn't clobbered me yet.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:03 AM (kaalw)

541 539
CJ, I am currently fighing Darwin in Springfield, OH, in the ED. The paycheck is nice, many times the patients aren't.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:03 AM (FqcJu)


ED? Erectile Dysfunction? Is that why your handle is "Conservative Crank"?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:10 AM (kaalw)

542 I wonder why, oh tentacled one, you would have gone there. For the record, ED is Emergency Department. The "crank" comes from my cynicism, as well as my tendency to gradually ratchet up arguments.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:17 AM (FqcJu)

543 538
michelle jenneke, oy vey

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 04:59 AM (AVfT


What, you were holding out for http://tinyurl.com/n27vnt ???

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:18 AM (kaalw)

544 where do you work at?


Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 04:28 AM (BBWjt)


Somewhere they don't end sentences with prepositions. :p

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2013 05:19 AM (xa1/W)

545 I actually wanted a nifty line drawing of a crank for my Twitter profile, maybe a Da Vinci-esque sketch, but couldn't find one, so I settled for the Wheel of Pain from Conan the Barbarian (the good one).

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:19 AM (FqcJu)

546 Us worker bees are still around.

Posted by: zeera at January 23, 2013 05:19 AM (Lv9bM)

547 As long as chemjeff didn't end his sentence with a proposition, I think I can let it slide.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:20 AM (FqcJu)

548 As long as chemjeff didn't end his sentence with a proposition, I think I can let it slide.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:20 AM (FqcJu)


I'm just waiting for him to come back with "where do you work at, asshole."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2013 05:22 AM (xa1/W)

549 or maybe perhaps "That is nonsense up with which I shall not put."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 23, 2013 05:23 AM (xa1/W)

550 542
I wonder why, oh tentacled one, you would have gone there. For the
record, ED is Emergency Department. The "crank" comes from my cynicism,
as well as my tendency to gradually ratchet up arguments.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:17 AM (FqcJu)


Appy-Polly-Oggies, CC -- I am but a poor waif educated in California public schools, and had never encountered "Emergency Department" before.....probably because the emergencies here come with such frequency that there is "earthquake relief", and "fire management" and "public health department" and "floodwater mitigation" -- not to mention "task force on reduction of budget deficit". The idea that some glorious land elsewhere might have so few emergencies as to have a catchall agency for them is somewhat foreign to me.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:25 AM (kaalw)

551 michelle jenneke: i may be old but i'm not...oh wait, i am..

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 05:27 AM (AVfT8)

552 okay gonna try to sleep some more, good night

Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2013 05:27 AM (BBWjt)

553 Damn, CJ slipped away before we got "The Velma Report" (TM).

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:28 AM (kaalw)

554 I'm developing a sneaky suspicion that we will not hit "de EBBIL" tonight.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:33 AM (kaalw)

555 No, no, cthulhu--ED is the more proper term for the ER. I'm a doc, the kind that can actually help people.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:36 AM (FqcJu)

556 555
No, no, cthulhu--ED is the more proper term for the ER. I'm a doc, the kind that can actually help people.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:36 AM (FqcJu)


But how would that work with common terms like "GOMER"?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:39 AM (kaalw)

557 Early morning cheer: someone called into Coast to Coast with the Benghazi fake kidnapping story, which got the liberal guest apoplectic, but which also got the story advanced into the world of UFO watchers. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 23, 2013 05:42 AM (GoIUi)

558 i like ER better; at least i know what people are talking about. what the hell is urgent care? more emergencier or less?

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 05:47 AM (AVfT8)

559 urgent is less critical than emergent.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 05:51 AM (FqcJu)

560 Similar medical terminology -- http://tinyurl.com/822bffv .




CC -- how many of these reasonably common? I'd guess that it's quite few, but varies from hospital to hospital.




One of my chums from High School came really close to working as a diamond cutter, just by circumstance and accident. He had a guy all set up to apprentice him and get him going (he went to CalTech instead in geophysics and ended up at Chevron, IIRC). But the biggest thing about working in that field is contempt for the raw materials.....because if you thought too hard about it, you could never strike the blow. Medicine is like that, too -- if you perpetually second-guess yourself, you can't do the things necessary to help the greatest number of patients to the greatest extent possible. So you're working with the greatest thing imaginable to your customers -- literally life and death -- and you have to go home at night and come to work the next day. My hat's off to those who pull it off with competence, elegance, and style.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:52 AM (kaalw)

561 558
i like ER better; at least i know what people are talking about. what the hell is urgent care? more emergencier or less?

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 05:47 AM (AVfT


The nomenclature of medicine has been totally fed through the government meat grinder. There is so much BS in it that I marvel at the ability of doctors to cope.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 05:58 AM (kaalw)

562 As an aside -- for my 40th birthday, my big present to myself was to get serious about a primary-care doctor.



Best. Decision. Ever.



I grew up with Kaiser (never see the same doctor twice). I'd previously had a succession of "check-the-box" physicians. Once I had referrals, this doctor warned that I would initially need a thorough physical (which I hadn't had for years). Right out of the gate, I was referred to a sleep specialist and began treatment for humongous levels of sleep apnea.....which I'd had for 20+ years.



Right before it got treated, my OSA was so bad that I'd fall asleep in meetings that I'd called and was supposed to lead about topics that I intensely cared about. It was horrible. I'd try to work around it by putting all my arguments in the agenda, but I'd be groggy when it came to discussions.



My 40th birthday "whim" ended up as one of the best changes in my life over the last couple of decades.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 06:17 AM (kaalw)

563 ......and everyone else has gone.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 06:18 AM (kaalw)

564 I am here.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 23, 2013 06:19 AM (GoIUi)

565 Hi, Miss Marple!




How're YOU doin'?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 06:22 AM (kaalw)

566 Ah, well.....it's time for me to sack it.




G'night!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2013 06:28 AM (kaalw)

567 Hi, cthulu! I am recovering from reading on Breitbart this morning that there is an erotic novel featuring Varack and Michelle Obama.

Aside from the fact that this could more appropriately be classified as science fiction, I am now pondering whether or not the White House commissioned it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 23, 2013 06:28 AM (GoIUi)

568 What if we started referring to farming as manufacturing?

Seems it'd be one of those "framing" things that the left has gotten so good at.

"America's food manufacturers need our support."

On the plus side, it's a way to funnel more federal money to red states.

On the down side, anything subsidized by the government, we get less of (except Dem voters).

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 23, 2013 06:31 AM (imtbm)

569 FLK was considered a legit abbreviation and diagnosis up to about 10 years ago, and anything GOMER related is attributed to the House of God (which sadly few newer doctors have read). Most of the others I've seen in one time or another but never in any official documentation.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 06:31 AM (FqcJu)

570 A few lurkers still here, dropping in occasionally to see if the ONT still lives, waiting for Vic...

Posted by: zeera at January 23, 2013 06:31 AM (Lv9bM)

571 Tonight the ONT was mostly dead after 1:30 eastern, just limping along since then.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 23, 2013 06:34 AM (FqcJu)

572 oh look....the imaginary friends in my smart phone are still awake.
**waves good morning*

Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at January 23, 2013 06:37 AM (7gL/N)

573 Point made on the Yahoo list: There is never a final political victory, even in armed conflict.
So, supposing we have a civil war. We are still going to have leftists.

But, none of this matters.

I keep rolling it around and run into the same problem: We will not have more liberty and freedom in this country anytime soon.

Not until a political entity at least the size of a city refuses to go along with the enforcement of the expansion of the federal government.

Outlaws always end up dead; you can't make a difference if you have to hide your face.

We can have Sanctuary Cities that flaunt immigration law with no consequence, but the "conservative" cities still follow all the laws, even the ones tightening the noose.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 23, 2013 06:39 AM (imtbm)

574 9 degrees and breezy here. 9. 6:43 AM.

High of 18.

Ugh.

Posted by: Truman North, at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 06:44 AM (I2LwF)

575 Note to self: invest in pants

Posted by: Truman North, at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 06:44 AM (I2LwF)

576 -5 here

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 07:22 AM (AVfT8)

577 long johns prolly wouldn't hurt either. off to bed. keep your powder dry...

Posted by: D. Hopper at January 23, 2013 07:27 AM (AVfT8)

578 "(Again - not a "1 percenter" -- just relishing what you can find in a crappy housing market.)"

the f$%k? don't do that. be proud you own something nice. and if you are a 1% be proud that you suceeded.

Posted by: jd at January 23, 2013 09:11 AM (DGhcv)






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