Chris Matthews: Damn, What a Centrist Speech

Also, just like Lincoln's.

This guy... he's got a wacky screw loose.

Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM



Comments

1 Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq)

2 liberals think anything mildly to the right of Noam Chomsky is centrist.

it's the water they swim in

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (60GaT)

3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:28 PM (bzOLE)

4 What a smart feller.

Posted by: Peerless Morgan at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (fDKXE)

5 Just like Lincoln, Obama has a disgusting mole on his face. QED.

Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (q4KYY)

6 I'm really starting to hate Lincoln. Didn't they used to say he banged slaves before he was a useful image to attach to Bammy?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (qo244)

7 1
Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq)

Great way to post here though, amiright?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb)

8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P)

9

what a farce

by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (vyPsz)

10 Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee."

Miss 80s posted a video earlier of Al shrieking fangurl-like for Obama to show him some love during the parade.

I was literally embarrassed for him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM48)

11 OMG government can't do everything??

some serious centristing right there

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (60GaT)

12 Great way to post here though, amiright?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb)
Medicinal. That guy's just a lunatic.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (aYKjq)

13 Lincoln aspired to be like Obama, but fell short of the mark.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (w41GQ)

14 The SOTU is on Lincoln's birthday, February 12. It's also Mardi Gras. Chris Matthews should prepare accordingly.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (q0dyU)

15 Somebody kept the after birth and raised an idiot and threw out the human..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (x59Gv)

16 Is anyone eating this side of beef hanging here?

Posted by: Moochelle at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (FcR7P)

17 14

well sexual liberation is the culmination of Lincolnesque ideals don'tcha know

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (60GaT)

18 Someone get Chrissy an 80lb backpack. He needs to get some exercise. After Moochelle gives him the enema.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (MoP0k)

19 Maintain condition yellow.

Prepare for condition red.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (zOP5o)

20 3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy.

....i'm sure they are working on that

Posted by: ET at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (YpjaN)

21 Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he plit the nation in half by simply being elected.

Chris you fat fuck if I ever have the chance I will shadow you until you fuck up and drive drunk again and I will dial 911 so quick the fucking physics geeks will debate whether light speed was in fact broken

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)

22 10
Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM

The President's speech was so awesome I shit myself

Posted by: Al Roker at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (wwsoB)

23 3 Infidel,

so you think Chris Tingle will be on TV in 2045?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)

24 Just got the news At 7:21 central time I am now a 3 time grandpa. Baby girl named Lina I'll post stats when I get them

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (qo244)

25 Ace, we thought you were sleeping . . . It wasn't me, I swear!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (kpCLl)

26 So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?

Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU)

27 22 Al Roker,

Al the sun rises you shit yourself....

what I want to know is "did you wipe?'

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (LRFds)

28 Woo hoo, Buzzsaw! Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (kpCLl)

29 Congrats buzzsaw

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (cpqFE)

30 26 grease monkey,

Hard?

eh 50-50 they may just try to ignore it

they already tried to undo it soft

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)

31 Here ya go. Al Roker shrieking for his messiah. Gets in one hard-hitting question, "IS THE WEATHER GOOD?!?"

Via Newsbusters (warning: turn your volume down, waaaay down)

http://tinyurl.com/bfx34xz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM48)

32 Congrats Buzzsaw......we'll work on getting the country back for her.

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (HtUkt)

33 Sven-

No- He'll either OD or be a slobbering mess somewhere.

Oh, was that a rhetorical question? haha

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (bzOLE)

34 24 buzzsaw,

congrats, here's hoping we can keep a worthwhile nation to give the baby

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)

35 He's a paid propagandist. Of course he sounds like a loon if you are looking for facts or truth.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:37 PM (OQpzc)

36 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.

i mean they are -- except when they're actually describing themselves. "oh, i'm a centrist." or if they don't want to do that posturing, it's "progressive."

what's the big deal about saying "liberal," their guy won and i'm sure he thinks of himself that way, are they afraid if they say it Reagan will come back to smite them or something

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:38 PM (60GaT)

37 Congrats, Buzzsaw!

Irony alert: Chris Matthews' wife was a longtime reporter and anchor for DC's ABC affiliate. A couple years ago she jumped to the private sector. Where did she go? Marriott. Who is Mitt Romney named after? J. Willard Marriott.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:38 PM (q0dyU)

38 "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?"

well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT)

39 buzzsaw, congratulations on your new little punishment grandbaby.

Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (UOM48)

40 36 JDP,

If the rage at the bias we feel was a way to invoke new demi-gods he would....

"Chris you fat fuck, I should have done this when you worked for tip lard ass mix in some water with your gin!"

//Reagan

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds)

41 by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around

We're working on it.

Posted by: Winston@MinistryOfInformation at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (96M6e)

42 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending"

I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

43 Obama's next inauguration is scheduled for DayOne,Year Zero. From that day forward, there will be no history, no laws, and no backtalk. By the time O grows enfeebled many years hence, a family member willhave been groomed to succeed him.On the day of his passing, therewill be mandatory weeping at every giant statue of O. Especially good performers will recieve a free makeover for their one-room concretehome --- a new bale of straw.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (w41GQ)

Posted by: Malia in DC at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (Cm5S0)

45 Face it, war's over. Wormer dropped the big one.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (MPjT8)

46
Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again."

High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD)

47 Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too!

I have an NHL Center Ice subscription and watch pretty much everything else for this reason.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (q0dyU)

48 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.
Posted by: JDP


Because honesty is for the bourgeois, naif.

Posted by: Your average leftie at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (xz0nG)

49 Buzzsaw, Congrats on new grandaughter. Another reason to fight all the more to keep progs from doing too much damage.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (lGu1O)

50 well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point


Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT)


Seems about right..."well, I think that in this case, Reagan got it wrong, much like his later support of the 1994 AWB".

TRANSLATION: Conservatives believe Reagan was wrong!!!!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (lJJMb)

51 42 KbDaBear,

"chickens coming home to roost"

//in Church

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)

52 The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)

53 46
Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again."

High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD)



May I ask where exactly you're located?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU)

54 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (9XBK2)

55 What. A. Weirdo.

Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (9tSXa)

56 Think Mathews meant he wanted to get on his knees in a "centrist" position in from of his savior.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (lGu1O)

57 I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away
Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

Preparation to justify a total war footing.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (OQpzc)

58 sven,
Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he split the nation in half by simply being elected.

Abe dealt with the existing issue of slavery . I believe Obama and his lackeys are and continue to be on a constant relentless search for his own " slavery " - ANY black and white issue which justifies direct "peacekeeping" of his enemies.

He got some traction with race, dug a little deeper with energy, hit a master stroke with the FSA. Will it be the second Amendment? Reparations? Maybe. Whatever it is , the media will sell it to the masses as anti-American and INHUMAN to oppose it...and the balloon will go up.

Just so he can out-Lincoln Lincoln.

Sick stuff.

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (EZl54)

59 46 stateless infidel,

You need some more marinara senor?

It's coming and i will dye my hair and work on the tan and bad accent.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)

60 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.

Audio analysis revealed a suspicious "whooshing" sound coming from under the table.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (46usZ)

61 The good news is this is the peak of libtards blind happy face. Tomorrow reality starts to make a comeback. The bad news is we’ll be swept up in the disaster. But there is the taste of liberal tears to look forward to.

Posted by: FURPC at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (0ImZM)

62 It's easy to be on tv. Just lick the One's balls, stroke the shaft, clean up the mess, rinse and repeat.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (fnVfg)

63 May I ask where exactly you're located?Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU)Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (AC0lD)

64 52
The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)


Smells like sulfur to me, but that may be the brain tumor. The air tastes purple.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (lJJMb)

65 @ Invictus - yes, you said it better

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (EZl54)

66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?"
Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU)

Zero.
It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment.
Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (C8mVl)

67

You guys are torturing yourselves watching all these mental cases drooling over themselves and masturbating to a fraud.

I just can't.

Going to go watch a Foyle's War, or something, on Netflix.

Posted by: beachnight at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (LpQbZ)

68 Al Roker officially jumped the shark today. He may have lost half his fat but today his lost all of his credibility.

Posted by: Stephanie Abrams at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (Cm5S0)

69 Screw Canada. It is really messed up when France is run better than we are.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (OQpzc)

70 The last real job Chris Mathews had was taking Tip O'Neil's dick up his ass.


He has missed that for a long time and wishes he was back at UNC for some more.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (wR+pz)

71 Juan Williams, vying for runner-up of Suck Up Of The Year on O'Reilly. Man, I hate these fucking people.

Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (96M6e)

72 Fuck it. Let it burn. This might be the last inaugural blowout before the collapse. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (jucos)

73 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending"

The decade is ending.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (FcR7P)

74 58 T Hunter,

Yup pretty much I think part of the deal with the media and O waving their dicks in everyone's face all the time is trying to get a breal backlash going and we let him and the media down.

It is not about his race it is about the color of his economics.

"red"

Abe did what he had to do and the south screwed the pooch, that said pretending Abe was a centrist is as funny as when Ogabe says "oh yeah in the 80s I would be a Republcacn."

He doesn't say that shit for me to believe it he says it for my wench sister in law.

Weak sauce for weak minds.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds)

75 Benito Mussolini... now that was a centrist

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (MhA4j)

76 Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government.

How are you able to post from an alternate universe? This is that fifth-dimension shit, right?

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:47 PM (FcR7P)

77 http://tinyurl.com/b82vl46 (RCP)

Bashir To Matthews: "Did You Get Any Chills, Chris?


Bashir asks his colleague Chris Matthews if he also felt chills today.



Bashir's ribbing of Matthews was met with complete silence. After the
silence, an embarrassed Martin Bashir reiterated what Cummings said and
made no mention of chills.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 08:47 PM (0It32)

78 Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.>>

My kids and grand kids are the only reason I'm not a hermit living in the woods.
Unfortunately they all must suffer with the rest of us as we go through the burn and razing prior to building.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (qo244)

79 OT, as things always are, but I miss when Firefox used to allow me to keep track of my "real" name and sockpuppets, the latest of which has been safely removed.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (lJJMb)

80


We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments?

I say: before.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)

81
Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)

And please work on becoming 18 and growing nice, firm breasts.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (AC0lD)

82 Employment is slavery. Jobs are slavery. Much like Lincoln, I will abolish slavery in our time!

Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (kpCLl)

83 Congrats Buzzsaw, is her full name Lina Inverse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (MoP0k)

84 I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B)

85 The only thing that would have made the inauguration more special is if Prezzy-prez wore some silver assless trousers, like in that crazy 'The Tubes' Old Grey Whistle Test video.

Posted by: Pepe LePoo (no, it's just Al Roker in a skunk costume) at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (fDKXE)

86 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM48)

87
47Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too!

.....................
True! She might not always understand it but she will like to watch with grandpa. My granddaughter just turned 4 and for some reason every sport on tv is "fastball" and she cheers for "touchdown packers"...Even if it's a bb game. I am not a packers fan but find it cute!

Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (YiUfE)

88 I say: before.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)

War of Northern Agression.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (OQpzc)

89 81 Stateless infidel,

Trannys are a protected species up there IIRC yes?

I'll get the botox and some inflatable floatation devices I guess....

man it sure is different than I remember.

Heh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

90 84
I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B)


Prepare to be hooked...I need to find a block of time to catch up on this season, since I've missed both episodes. Yay 2nd shift.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (lJJMb)

91 Invictus - War of Northern Indignation?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (MoP0k)

92 66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU)

Zero. It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment. Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit.

Who said anything about amendments?

Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN)

93 TFG spiked the ball prematurely on "Al Qaeda is defeated and on the run"

Of course, he does have the advantage of the MSM not noticing the civil war in Mali or the Algerian hostage fiasco

Al Qaeda doesn't go away if you ignore them. We tried that in the 90s

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (wwsoB)

94 I'm in love with the eye-rolling sasquatch

Posted by: wimpy o'pezznizzle at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (7VoHu)

95 Of course I'm a centrist! I haven't shut down your little website and shipped all you degenerates off for re-education yet, have I? Ungrateful wretches...

Posted by: Barry O. at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (uSuzr)

96 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM4


She's such a testimonial to McRINO's failure as a parent. As well as everything else.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (vDbBE)

97 @74 yeah one of those.


One pleasure I will take in the Great Depression II is telling my starving hippie-commie SIL that tree bark and leaf sandwiches are in fact "organic" while my delicious venison ribs have been "killed with violence" and " processed" ...

as I slowly close the door.



Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (EZl54)

98 92 barky bo's big red dog crank,

Yup..."reminding everyone of the law is racist"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds)

99 Chris got a paycheck to do it. The people who are paying him know all about the kinds of things he says. None of it is an accident.


The way to deal with the media is to start ignoring all the babbling idiots and start paying attention to who is paying the bill and why.

Posted by: jc at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (PlzOe)

100 Meghan should have been sent off to Marine boot camp with her brother.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (MoP0k)

101
Shorter inauguration speech:
CLIMATE CHANGE = CIVIL RIGHTS, WINGNUTS!
Obama is the new King Knut, without the wisdom or introspection.

Posted by: theCork at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (HoKiN)

102 Listening to him at the CIC ball, TFG could read the phone book with the same inflection, and it would have the same impact. Which is to say, none at all.

I feel sorry for military families. Thank you and for those who are and have been in harm's way.

Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (96M6e)

103 95 Barry O,

show us your flexibility Barry

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds)

104 74

well Reagan was a dangerous homeless-creating, rich tax cut-slashing, responsible for AIDS, general warmonger...until liberals figured they had to find a way to use him against current Republicans. then he became OK cuz, like, optimism, pragmatism and stuff.

i expect something similar will happen in the future to a lesser extent when GWB dies and libs gain a strange new respect

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (60GaT)

105 Who said anything about amendments?

Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN)


I Did, Citizen! Fear not, for I am here to protect you*!

*To a point, it should be understood. If it comes down to you v. my reputation and the court's credibility, you're an egg in my omelet, bitch.

Posted by: John Roberts at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (lJJMb)

106 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.

It's congenital. They can't be honest about anything, even when it's to their benefit.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (xSegX)

107 random people always want to drink beer with me – and I with them.—
Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013


Meggie just uncovered the mother lode of comedy gold

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (wwsoB)

108 This "centrist" crap is just a preview of continuance of anyone being opposed to preeeezy being a far-far-right-wing-hate-mongering-racist-bigot-who-want-to-eat-the-poor. Media will be describing preeeezy as all centrist all the time.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (lGu1O)

109 Daddy and Uncle Reggie Love have left the Lincoln bedroom and are now having a smoke. Thanks low info voters!!

Posted by: Malia in DC at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (Cm5S0)

110 99 jc,

That's hardly a joke...the other thing to ponder is getting a share of stock in comcast and bring torch and pitchfork to the shareholder meetings about bias.

Set the groundwork for a class action lawsuit on fiduciary responsibility not being met

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

111 Meghan McCain could be her own reality show.

"Drunk With Meghan"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (MoP0k)

112 @michaelianblack No, I just love drinking beer in America with Americans. Good lord you of all people know this about me.—
Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013


Especially at 2 AM

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (wwsoB)

113
Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

As long as you're not a white, Christian, straight male, then you're protected. I never thought this shithole would be the safe haven.

Back to work. Everyone have a great night avoiding all news coverage. I hate the game, but may I recommend hockey? Oh and beer.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (AC0lD)

114 Pray that no one is ever crazy enough to marry Meggie Mac, and they breed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM48)

115 StPatrick

I've never seen the show but now I'm hooked. Damn, its good.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (TCy/B)

116 I am curious. How many here in the horde, who have vowed to put distance between themselves and supporters of TFG, have done so at an actual, or potential, financial cost.

I made the decision to do this regarding one of my business collaborators, who I otherwise personally like, and have a good deal in common with, except that we are polar opposites politically, and in an fairly extreme sense. We made $30-40,000 together over the past 4-5 years on several deals.

I am no longer returning his calls. Aside from the fact that he pissed me off after the election, I think I need to wash my hands of him. Consequences be damned.

Is this crazy?


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)

117 107 KBDaBear,

one could make comedy gold tweeting back, Moogan they're getting their beer goggles on is the consumption measured in mugs or kegs love?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (LRFds)

118 We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments?

I say: before.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)
-----------------------------------------------
You mean the War of Southern Insolence?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (jucos)

119 Jane D'Oh, I am sure there is someone out there for Meghan and her assets. Both physical and monetary.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (MoP0k)

120 Lincoln folded the 5th dimension to plagiarize Obama.

Posted by: Fritz at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (w3+gB)

121 Off, vile sock!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (lJJMb)

122 Is this crazy?




Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)


No. It's admirable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (UOM48)

123 113 stateless infidel,

I got kicked out of Alberta because I screwed up on explaining the value of the blue line in hockey...

watched too much football

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds)

124
Don't play their game...

They're not "liberals", "progressives" or "centrists".

They're statists and leftists. Our game; our rules.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 08:58 PM (zSyar)

125 118 truck monkey,

I mean "act 1 the american disagreement thing"

now the sequel

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds)

126 True! She might not always understand it but she will like to watch with grandpa. My granddaughter just turned 4 and for some reason every sport on tv is "fastball" and she cheers for "touchdown packers"...Even if it's a bb game. I am not a packers fan but find it cute!

Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (YiUfE)



In my experience when she gets much older men will find it both exhilarating and intimidating, especially if she knows more than they do. But it's a great way to bond with dad or grandpa!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:58 PM (q0dyU)

127 The War of UnAmerican Tyrannical Northern Aggression?

"we ignored the broken sword"

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (EZl54)

128 Dear Lord, Meggie Mac preggers? This tits would be ginormous! Those things could take out the Empire State Building.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (TCy/B)

129 Congrats Buzzsaw, is her full name Lina Inverse?>>

No but I'll have to frame one of those (tamer) images for her wall.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (qo244)

130 123 113 stateless infidel,

I got kicked out of Alberta because I screwed up on explaining the value of the blue line in hockey...
watched too much football

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds)



You didn't watch the CFL?

Quick, what the two-line pass offside?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (q0dyU)

131 I'd call Tingles a moron--but that would be an insult to morons.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (oe1aw)

132 Well, I'm off for the evening. Going to watch anything but news on the bedroom tv.

Glad this miserable day is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (UOM48)

133 118
We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments?



I say: before.



Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)

-----------------------------------------------

You mean the War of Southern Insolence?


So you glad you won now?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (wR+pz)

134 116 Tobacco Road,

No find a new partner or groom one and take the reduced input.

I've started severing as many ties as I can with relying on Free Shit Army allies.

I still service moonbat clients so far, but the day may come I quit that as well.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (LRFds)

135 Chris Matthews acting the idiot is not important.

Our enemy is the GOP.

The GOP cooperates with the Democrats.

The GOP goes on Democrat-controlled media and acts like a bunch of pants-pissers.

The GOP could do one very simple thing that would ignite some good action: boycott the MFM.

They won't because they can't. They are too weak and too stupid and too much conflicted.

Nothing will get better until it gets a thousand times worse.

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (tBnjP)

136
They're statists and leftists. Our game; our rules.

IOW

* Lincolnesque *

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (EZl54)

137 I've never seen the show but now I'm hooked. Damn, its good.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (TCy/B)


Don't forget that internationally-renowned and Peabody Award-winning actor Nick Searcy, who plays Art, is a Moron.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (lJJMb)

138 110
99 jc,

That's hardly a joke...the other thing to ponder is
getting a share of stock in comcast and bring torch and pitchfork to the
shareholder meetings about bias.

Set the groundwork for a class action lawsuit on fiduciary responsibility not being met


Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)

===
It wasn't intended to be a joke. It is high time for Calvinball. All the babbling idiots are just distractions. It is long past time to get to the source. Also, don't forget Comcast is 51% -- 49% still belongs to GE.

Posted by: jc at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (PlzOe)

139 Is this crazy?


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)


No, not at all.

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:01 PM (tBnjP)

140 Buzzsaw, could always use the image of Lina and Gourry eating....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:01 PM (MoP0k)

141 Imma watch the misfits ball on the Blaze. May be funny.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 09:01 PM (bzOLE)

142 130 I lurk therefore I am,

well that the rule is not the rule it is sorta okay if you coast over the line a little eh?

Yeah I watched the CFL I was an Air moon fan before it was a texas thing

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 09:01 PM (LRFds)

143 Hey America, you boned yourself and BF Barry just boned me! LOL fools!

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (Cm5S0)

144 Published Author Meghan McCain

/punches wall

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (vj7IK)

145


Chris Matthews: Damn, What a Centrist Speech

Also, just like Lincoln's.

This guy... he's got a wacky screw loose.

Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM



Comments

1 Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq)
2 liberals think anything mildly to the right of Noam Chomsky is centrist.

it's the water they swim in

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (60GaT)
3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:28 PM (bzOLE)
4 What a smart feller.

Posted by: Peerless Morgan at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (fDKXE)
5 Just like Lincoln, Obama has a disgusting mole on his face. QED.

Posted by: Wooga at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (q4KYY)
6 I'm really starting to hate Lincoln. Didn't they used to say he banged slaves before he was a useful image to attach to Bammy?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:30 PM (qo244)
7 1
Wacky screwy and probably high is no way to go on television.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:27 PM (aYKjq)
Great way to post here though, amiright?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb)
8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P)
9

what a farce

by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (vyPsz)
10 Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee."

Miss 80s posted a video earlier of Al shrieking fangurl-like for Obama to show him some love during the parade.

I was literally embarrassed for him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM4
11 OMG government can't do everything??

some serious centristing right there

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (60GaT)
12 Great way to post here though, amiright?
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (lJJMb)
Medicinal. That guy's just a lunatic.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (aYKjq)
13 Lincoln aspired to be like Obama, but fell short of the mark.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (w41GQ)
14 The SOTU is on Lincoln's birthday, February 12. It's also Mardi Gras. Chris Matthews should prepare accordingly.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:32 PM (q0dyU)
15 Somebody kept the after birth and raised an idiot and threw out the human..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (x59Gv)
16 Is anyone eating this side of beef hanging here?

Posted by: Moochelle at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (FcR7P)
17 14

well sexual liberation is the culmination of Lincolnesque ideals don'tcha know

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (60GaT)
18 Someone get Chrissy an 80lb backpack. He needs to get some exercise. After Moochelle gives him the enema.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (MoP0k)
19 Maintain condition yellow.

Prepare for condition red.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (zOP5o)
20 3 Just think how disappointed Tingles will be when TFG can no longer be preezy.

....i'm sure they are working on that

Posted by: ET at January 21, 2013 08:33 PM (YpjaN)
21 Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he plit the nation in half by simply being elected.

Chris you fat fuck if I ever have the chance I will shadow you until you fuck up and drive drunk again and I will dial 911 so quick the fucking physics geeks will debate whether light speed was in fact broken

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)
22 10
Al Roker is runner-up to Chrissy in today's "Let's Suck TFG's Pee-Pee."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM

The President's speech was so awesome I shit myself

Posted by: Al Roker at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (wwsoB)
23 3 Infidel,

so you think Chris Tingle will be on TV in 2045?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (LRFds)
24 Just got the news At 7:21 central time I am now a 3 time grandpa. Baby girl named Lina I'll post stats when I get them

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:34 PM (qo244)
25 Ace, we thought you were sleeping . . . It wasn't me, I swear!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (kpCLl)
26 So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?

Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU)
27 22 Al Roker,

Al the sun rises you shit yourself....

what I want to know is "did you wipe?'

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (LRFds)
28 Woo hoo, Buzzsaw! Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (kpCLl)
29 Congrats buzzsaw

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (cpqFE)
30 26 grease monkey,

Hard?

eh 50-50 they may just try to ignore it

they already tried to undo it soft

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)
31 Here ya go. Al Roker shrieking for his messiah. Gets in one hard-hitting question, "IS THE WEATHER GOOD?!?"

Via Newsbusters (warning: turn your volume down, waaaay down)

http://tinyurl.com/bfx34xz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM4
32 Congrats Buzzsaw......we'll work on getting the country back for her.

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (HtUkt)
33 Sven-

No- He'll either OD or be a slobbering mess somewhere.

Oh, was that a rhetorical question? haha

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (bzOLE)
34 24 buzzsaw,

congrats, here's hoping we can keep a worthwhile nation to give the baby

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:36 PM (LRFds)
35 He's a paid propagandist. Of course he sounds like a loon if you are looking for facts or truth.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:37 PM (OQpzc)
36 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.

i mean they are -- except when they're actually describing themselves. "oh, i'm a centrist." or if they don't want to do that posturing, it's "progressive."

what's the big deal about saying "liberal," their guy won and i'm sure he thinks of himself that way, are they afraid if they say it Reagan will come back to smite them or something

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:38 PM (60GaT)
37 Congrats, Buzzsaw!

Irony alert: Chris Matthews' wife was a longtime reporter and anchor for DC's ABC affiliate. A couple years ago she jumped to the private sector. Where did she go? Marriott. Who is Mitt Romney named after? J. Willard Marriott.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:38 PM (q0dyU)
38 "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?"

well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT)
39 buzzsaw, congratulations on your new little punishment grandbaby.

Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (UOM4
40 36 JDP,

If the rage at the bias we feel was a way to invoke new demi-gods he would....

"Chris you fat fuck, I should have done this when you worked for tip lard ass mix in some water with your gin!"

//Reagan

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds)
41 by the end of the term we'll be told Lincoln was just like Obama rather than the other way around

We're working on it.

Posted by: Winston@MinistryOfInformation at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (96M6e)
42 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending"

I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB)
43 Obama's next inauguration is scheduled for DayOne,Year Zero. From that day forward, there will be no history, no laws, and no backtalk. By the time O grows enfeebled many years hence, a family member willhave been groomed to succeed him.On the day of his passing, therewill be mandatory weeping at every giant statue of O. Especially good performers will recieve a free makeover for their one-room concretehome --- a new bale of straw.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (w41GQ)
44

Posted by: Malia in DC at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (Cm5S0)
45 Face it, war's over. Wormer dropped the big one.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (MPjT
46
Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again."

High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD)
47 Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too!

I have an NHL Center Ice subscription and watch pretty much everything else for this reason.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (q0dyU)
48 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.
Posted by: JDP

Because honesty is for the bourgeois, naif.

Posted by: Your average leftie at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (xz0nG)
49 Buzzsaw, Congrats on new grandaughter. Another reason to fight all the more to keep progs from doing too much damage.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (lGu1O)
50 well Reagan wanted to repeal the 22nd Amendment. this could become the superduper clever talking point


Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:39 PM (60GaT)

Seems about right..."well, I think that in this case, Reagan got it wrong, much like his later support of the 1994 AWB".

TRANSLATION: Conservatives believe Reagan was wrong!!!!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (lJJMb)
51 42 KbDaBear,

"chickens coming home to roost"

//in Church

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (LRFds)
52 The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)
53 46
Up here in Canada, a DJ mentioned the festivities going on in the US - "our dysfunctional neighbour to the south. But hopefully, they'll get back on track and become a great country again."

High praise for a job done well so far, President Dumbass!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:41 PM (AC0lD)



May I ask where exactly you're located?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU)
54 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (9XBK2)
55 What. A. Weirdo.

Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (9tSXa)
56 Think Mathews meant he wanted to get on his knees in a "centrist" position in from of his savior.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (lGu1O)
57 I wonder what he calls Libya, Mali, Somalia, and the stubborn refusal of Afghanistan to go away
Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

Preparation to justify a total war footing.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (OQpzc)
58 sven,
Yeah Lincoln was renowned for his centrism, why he was so centrist he split the nation in half by simply being elected.

Abe dealt with the existing issue of slavery . I believe Obama and his lackeys are and continue to be on a constant relentless search for his own " slavery " - ANY black and white issue which justifies direct "peacekeeping" of his enemies.

He got some traction with race, dug a little deeper with energy, hit a master stroke with the FSA. Will it be the second Amendment? Reparations? Maybe. Whatever it is , the media will sell it to the masses as anti-American and INHUMAN to oppose it...and the balloon will go up.

Just so he can out-Lincoln Lincoln.

Sick stuff.

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:43 PM (EZl54)
59 46 stateless infidel,

You need some more marinara senor?

It's coming and i will dye my hair and work on the tan and bad accent.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)
60 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.

Audio analysis revealed a suspicious "whooshing" sound coming from under the table.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (46usZ)
61 The good news is this is the peak of libtards blind happy face. Tomorrow reality starts to make a comeback. The bad news is we’ll be swept up in the disaster. But there is the taste of liberal tears to look forward to.

Posted by: FURPC at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (0ImZM)
62 It's easy to be on tv. Just lick the One's balls, stroke the shaft, clean up the mess, rinse and repeat.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (fnVfg)
63 May I ask where exactly you're located?Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (q0dyU)Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (AC0lD)
64 52
The smell of a new thread. WTF is with this?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM (wR+pz)

Smells like sulfur to me, but that may be the brain tumor. The air tastes purple.

Posted by: Hugo Chavez at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (lJJMb)
65 @ Invictus - yes, you said it better

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (EZl54)
66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?"
Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU)

Zero.
It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment.
Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (C8mVl)
67

You guys are torturing yourselves watching all these mental cases drooling over themselves and masturbating to a fraud.

I just can't.

Going to go watch a Foyle's War, or something, on Netflix.

Posted by: beachnight at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (LpQbZ)
68 Al Roker officially jumped the shark today. He may have lost half his fat but today his lost all of his credibility.

Posted by: Stephanie Abrams at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (Cm5S0)
69 Screw Canada. It is really messed up when France is run better than we are.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (OQpzc)
70 The last real job Chris Mathews had was taking Tip O'Neil's dick up his ass.


He has missed that for a long time and wishes he was back at UNC for some more.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (wR+pz)
71 Juan Williams, vying for runner-up of Suck Up Of The Year on O'Reilly. Man, I hate these fucking people.

Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 08:45 PM (96M6e)
72 Fuck it. Let it burn. This might be the last inaugural blowout before the collapse. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (jucos)
73 SCOAMF claimed in his speech that "a decade of war is ending"

The decade is ending.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (FcR7P)
74 58 T Hunter,

Yup pretty much I think part of the deal with the media and O waving their dicks in everyone's face all the time is trying to get a breal backlash going and we let him and the media down.

It is not about his race it is about the color of his economics.

"red"

Abe did what he had to do and the south screwed the pooch, that said pretending Abe was a centrist is as funny as when Ogabe says "oh yeah in the 80s I would be a Republcacn."

He doesn't say that shit for me to believe it he says it for my wench sister in law.

Weak sauce for weak minds.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (LRFds)
75 Benito Mussolini... now that was a centrist

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 21, 2013 08:46 PM (MhA4j)
76 Safely out of the reach of a tyrannical, out of control US government.

How are you able to post from an alternate universe? This is that fifth-dimension shit, right?

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:47 PM (FcR7P)
77 http://tinyurl.com/b82vl46 (RCP)

Bashir To Matthews: "Did You Get Any Chills, Chris?


Bashir asks his colleague Chris Matthews if he also felt chills today.



Bashir's ribbing of Matthews was met with complete silence. After the
silence, an embarrassed Martin Bashir reiterated what Cummings said and
made no mention of chills.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 08:47 PM (0It32)
78 Seriously, we need to work hard to save what's left of this country.>>

My kids and grand kids are the only reason I'm not a hermit living in the woods.
Unfortunately they all must suffer with the rest of us as we go through the burn and razing prior to building.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (qo244)
79 OT, as things always are, but I miss when Firefox used to allow me to keep track of my "real" name and sockpuppets, the latest of which has been safely removed.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (lJJMb)
80


We will be debating the Civil War for the millionth time before/after 100 comments?

I say: before.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)
81
Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds)

And please work on becoming 18 and growing nice, firm breasts.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (AC0lD)
82 Employment is slavery. Jobs are slavery. Much like Lincoln, I will abolish slavery in our time!

Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (kpCLl)
83 Congrats Buzzsaw, is her full name Lina Inverse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (MoP0k)
84 I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B)
85 The only thing that would have made the inauguration more special is if Prezzy-prez wore some silver assless trousers, like in that crazy 'The Tubes' Old Grey Whistle Test video.

Posted by: Pepe LePoo (no, it's just Al Roker in a skunk costume) at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (fDKXE)
86 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM4
87
47Another note to Grandpa Buzzsaw: If your granddaughter watches sports from a young age, she'll watch them for the rest of her life. So if you watch sports, have her sit with you. It's fun, too!

.....................
True! She might not always understand it but she will like to watch with grandpa. My granddaughter just turned 4 and for some reason every sport on tv is "fastball" and she cheers for "touchdown packers"...Even if it's a bb game. I am not a packers fan but find it cute!

Posted by: Molly k. at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (YiUfE)
88 I say: before.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (KeJAW)

War of Northern Agression.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (OQpzc)
89 81 Stateless infidel,

Trannys are a protected species up there IIRC yes?

I'll get the botox and some inflatable floatation devices I guess....

man it sure is different than I remember.

Heh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)
90 84
I'm doing something worthwhile. I'm watching Justified from the beginning.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:48 PM (TCy/B)

Prepare to be hooked...I need to find a block of time to catch up on this season, since I've missed both episodes. Yay 2nd shift.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (lJJMb)
91 Invictus - War of Northern Indignation?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (MoP0k)
92 66 26--- "So what are the real odds of the dRats trying to end term limits at the Presidential level within Barky's reign ?" Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 08:35 PM (VSWPU)

Zero. It takes 3/4 of the states to ratify an amendment. Given that, the Dems would never spend political capital on such a fatuous pursuit.

Who said anything about amendments?

Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN)
93 TFG spiked the ball prematurely on "Al Qaeda is defeated and on the run"

Of course, he does have the advantage of the MSM not noticing the civil war in Mali or the Algerian hostage fiasco

Al Qaeda doesn't go away if you ignore them. We tried that in the 90s

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (wwsoB)
94 I'm in love with the eye-rolling sasquatch

Posted by: wimpy o'pezznizzle at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (7VoHu)
95 Of course I'm a centrist! I haven't shut down your little website and shipped all you degenerates off for re-education yet, have I? Ungrateful wretches...

Posted by: Barry O. at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (uSuzr)
96 OMG. That Meghan McCain tweet in the sidebar is hilarious.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:49 PM (UOM4

She's such a testimonial to McRINO's failure as a parent. As well as everything else.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (vDbBE)
97 @74 yeah one of those.


One pleasure I will take in the Great Depression II is telling my starving hippie-commie SIL that tree bark and leaf sandwiches are in fact "organic" while my delicious venison ribs have been "killed with violence" and " processed" ...

as I slowly close the door.



Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 08:51 PM (EZl54)
98 92 barky bo's big red dog crank,

Yup..."reminding everyone of the law is racist"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (LRFds)
99 Chris got a paycheck to do it. The people who are paying him know all about the kinds of things he says. None of it is an accident.


The way to deal with the media is to start ignoring all the babbling idiots and start paying attention to who is paying the bill and why.

Posted by: jc at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (PlzOe)
100 Meghan should have been sent off to Marine boot camp with her brother.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (MoP0k)
101
Shorter inauguration speech:
CLIMATE CHANGE = CIVIL RIGHTS, WINGNUTS!
Obama is the new King Knut, without the wisdom or introspection.

Posted by: theCork at January 21, 2013 08:52 PM (HoKiN)
102 Listening to him at the CIC ball, TFG could read the phone book with the same inflection, and it would have the same impact. Which is to say, none at all.

I feel sorry for military families. Thank you and for those who are and have been in harm's way.

Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (96M6e)
103 95 Barry O,

show us your flexibility Barry

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds)
104 74

well Reagan was a dangerous homeless-creating, rich tax cut-slashing, responsible for AIDS, general warmonger...until liberals figured they had to find a way to use him against current Republicans. then he became OK cuz, like, optimism, pragmatism and stuff.

i expect something similar will happen in the future to a lesser extent when GWB dies and libs gain a strange new respect

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 08:53 PM (60GaT)
105 Who said anything about amendments?

Posted by: barky bo's red dog dick at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (YpjaN)

I Did, Citizen! Fear not, for I am here to protect you*!

*To a point, it should be understood. If it comes down to you v. my reputation and the court's credibility, you're an egg in my omelet, bitch.

Posted by: John Roberts at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (lJJMb)
106 i admit it's semantics, but why can't liberals just be upfront about their liberalism.

It's congenital. They can't be honest about anything, even when it's to their benefit.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (xSegX)
107 random people always want to drink beer with me – and I with them.—
Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013

Meggie just uncovered the mother lode of comedy gold

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (wwsoB)
108 This "centrist" crap is just a preview of continuance of anyone being opposed to preeeezy being a far-far-right-wing-hate-mongering-racist-bigot-who-want-to-eat-the-poor. Media will be describing preeeezy as all centrist all the time.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 21, 2013 08:54 PM (lGu1O)
109 Daddy and Uncle Reggie Love have left the Lincoln bedroom and are now having a smoke. Thanks low info voters!!

Posted by: Malia in DC at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (Cm5S0)
110 99 jc,

That's hardly a joke...the other thing to ponder is getting a share of stock in comcast and bring torch and pitchfork to the shareholder meetings about bias.

Set the groundwork for a class action lawsuit on fiduciary responsibility not being met

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (LRFds)
111 Meghan McCain could be her own reality show.

"Drunk With Meghan"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (MoP0k)
112 @michaelianblack No, I just love drinking beer in America with Americans. Good lord you of all people know this about me.—
Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette) January 22, 2013

Especially at 2 AM

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (wwsoB)
113
Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 08:50 PM (LRFds)

As long as you're not a white, Christian, straight male, then you're protected. I never thought this shithole would be the safe haven.

Back to work. Everyone have a great night avoiding all news coverage. I hate the game, but may I recommend hockey? Oh and beer.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (AC0lD)
114 Pray that no one is ever crazy enough to marry Meggie Mac, and they breed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM4
115 StPatrick

I've never seen the show but now I'm hooked. Damn, its good.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (TCy/B)
116 I am curious. How many here in the horde, who have vowed to put distance between themselves and supporters of TFG, have done so at an actual, or potential, financial cost.

I made the decision to do this regarding one of my business collaborators, who I otherwise personally like, and have a good deal in common with, except that we are polar opposites politically, and in an fairly extreme sense. We made $30-40,000 together over the past 4-5 years on several deals.

I am no longer returning his calls. Aside from the fact that he pissed me off after the election, I think I need to wash my hands of him. Consequences be damned.

Is this crazy?


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)



Based on your last paragraph, I'd say your conscience is clear.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU)

146 Whatever happens to us, whatever happens to this country, never, everforget that it was the media that allowed this to happen.

And if there ever is a reckoning, make sure that they are the first to pay.

Really fucking hard.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (4x8W0)

147 And I will now go to the barrel.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU)

148 The war of Regional Truculence?

Posted by: Pepe LePoo (no, it's just Al Roker in a skunk costume) at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (fDKXE)

149 Barrel time!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 09:03 PM (vj7IK)

150 124

distinction without a difference to me, i'm not into trying to reclaim the "classically liberal" mantle or w/e

replace Obama with another Dem nominee and you likely get similar results. a good amount of his ideology -- universal healthcare, Keynesian stimulus -- isn't new. he just didn't face the constraints some previous Dem presidents did and is more open about it.

Posted by: JDP at January 21, 2013 09:03 PM (60GaT)

151
Maybe Barky likes Lincoln because Lincoln was able to start a civil war during his first term?

Gonna bring the revolution!!!

Posted by: cynical at January 21, 2013 09:03 PM (zLp5I)

152 And I will now go to the barrel.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU)

Didn't you do that before?

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:03 PM (tBnjP)

153
Quick, what the two-line pass offside?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (q0dyU)


The two-line pass has been out of the league for years. That said, it consisted of a pass from a player's defensive zone (i.e. behind his blue line) to a player on his team on the far side of the center line, with no player from the opposing team touching the puck in between. Capisce?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:04 PM (lJJMb)

154 The barrel is occupied for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: jakeman at January 21, 2013 09:04 PM (96M6e)

155 @116

There are principles and there is ruination.

If he does not have the ability or the inclination to cause
Ruination then you made the right decision.

Tilts a glass of brora '35 in your direction, cheers.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 09:04 PM (zOP5o)

156 Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)







Based on your last paragraph, I'd say your conscience is clear.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU)

What the fuck, people?

Posted by: Barky the incompetent asshole at January 21, 2013 09:04 PM (kpCLl)

157
Barrel. Niagara Falls. Moron.
Some assembly required.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (sHqf1)

158 I guess you could call that "mouse splatter".

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (0It32)

159 I guess if you're going to commit a barrel offense, you may as well make it a duesy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (vj7IK)

160 Barrel!

Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (VLG62)

161 Lincoln, he was a good centralist, especially on race.



http://tinyurl.com/5khcnm

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (wR+pz)

162 Dunno, for that post perhaps the Ace Woodchipper of Doom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (MoP0k)

163 (Hic) ... it unhooks in the front ... (hic)


Posted by: Meggie McBoobs at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (wwsoB)

164 oops

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (kpCLl)

165 You're gonna need a bigger barrel...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (xz0nG)

166 153 St patrick,

Yeah when I was exiled it was in effect....

they cast me adrift like in south park

"I'm not your friend buddy,"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds)

167 Somebody is going to be in the barrel for a long time and should bring a book, a blanket, and a pillow.

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (tBnjP)

168 Roll out the barrel, roll out the barrel of Fun*!


Barrel may contain sodomy

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (lJJMb)

169 So you glad you won now?
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:00 PM (wR+pz)
-------------------------------------------------------
My tongue was firmly planted in my cheek. I wasn't alive back then so I didn't have a dog in that fight.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 09:06 PM (jucos)

170 what happened

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:06 PM (aYKjq)

171 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM

And now for the highlight's of tonight's thread ...

Posted by: Chris Behrman at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (wwsoB)

172 Accidentally scrolled through CNN on my way to Modern Marvels. Ugh. Preezy and Fleezy dancing to a bad Al Green cover. CNN caption: FIRST DANCE.

Ick. Saddening to think that some of the plebs have been glued to this thing all day. Fuck them, just raise my taxes already.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (1FLBb)

173 *Peeks out from the barrel*

I did this once before. I have talent.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (q0dyU)

174 "I'm not your friend buddy,"


Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds)


I'm not your buddy, friend.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (lJJMb)

175 the hell was that?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (MPjT8)

176 Someone did that the other day. Should be good and stinky in there lurk.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (bzOLE)

177 >>>147
And I will now go to the barrel.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am


Thank you for that laugh. I REALLY needed it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (4Mv1T)

178 Well, good morning, CAC!! How you doin' today?

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (kpCLl)

179 what happened

Someone used PixyWare to find the 11th dimension.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (vj7IK)

180 Who gave Lurk that Hungarian phrase book?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (MoP0k)

181 Seems about right..."well, I think that in this case, Reagan got it wrong, much like his later support of the 1994 AWB".

Well, Reagan WAS wrong - Average White Band was pure, concentrated suck, no matter what the year...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (SgWU/)

182 170
what happened

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:06 PM (aYKjq)


The future just became the present while we made the past and it just happened again and again and again.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (lJJMb)

183 177 >>>147
And I will now go to the barrel.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am

Thank you for that laugh. I REALLY needed it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (4Mv1T)



You're welcome.

*Puts up curtains in the barrel*

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (q0dyU)

184 CAC how are you feeling?

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (Dnbau)

185 I smell dark matter.

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (tBnjP)

186 @169

I figured as much. Just think 150 years later, the same states are trying to take away the same right that they did 150 years ago.


Not much changes. Yankees still believe they are the smartest people in the world and everyone else should follow them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:09 PM (wR+pz)

187 I smell dark matter.

Posted by: eman


Nope, me again. Sorry.

Posted by: Dr. Al Roker & his Amazing Band at January 21, 2013 09:09 PM (xz0nG)

188 eman, Al Roker dropped off a kid in the barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:09 PM (MoP0k)

189 Meggie Mac thinks she's the only fat blonde with big tits in a bar who random people buy drinks for?


Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 09:09 PM (wwsoB)

190 185 I smell dark matter.
Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:08 PM (tBnjP)


______________

That's not dark matter!!

Posted by: CAC's Ghosts at January 21, 2013 09:10 PM (r2PLg)

191 >>>>Tilts a glass of brora '35

Holy Shith, General. That special hootch is supposed to be for celebrations, not wakes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 09:10 PM (4Mv1T)

192 146--- "Whatever happens to us, whatever happens to this country, never, everforget that it was the media that allowed this to happen.

And if there ever is a reckoning, make sure that they are the first to pay.

Really fucking hard."
Posted by: LGoPs at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (4x8W0)

AMEN.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 21, 2013 09:10 PM (C8mVl)

193 There should be a barrel support group. I'll bring the Gentleman Jack.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:12 PM (q0dyU)

194
145
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:02 PM (q0dyU)


There, but for the grace of Lurk, go I...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:12 PM (Jcd0S)

195 Meggie Mac should be bringing my in her dirdl, not drinking it.

Posted by: I like beer at January 21, 2013 09:12 PM (sHqf1)

196 And if there ever is a reckoning, make sure that they are the first to pay.

Relax. That's is exactly what will happen.

Intellectuals always seem to forget they're first in line for the firing squad when the shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:12 PM (hPB/n)

197 @191

After the inaugural, I really needed something with teeth.

And brora has it in spades.


I denounce myself in advance.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 09:13 PM (zOP5o)

198 'my hovercraft is full of eels'

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 21, 2013 09:13 PM (Jsiw/)

199 If anybody remembers seeing a post late last week about a book called "The Master and Margarita" - Weds., I think, I ripped through the first 100 pages the other night, and it's hilarious.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:13 PM (lJJMb)

200 FLASH -
Megapotamus McVain, Attention Whore , ESQ., Shocked, SHOCKED By Beer Fueled Attention


filmateleven

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 09:13 PM (EZl54)

201 Holy shit, The Following is creepy. Not a bad start and not sure how long the premise of the show can last, but I get a kick seeing Marc Antony (no, not the singer, the guy who played Antony in Rome) as a serial killer.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2013 09:14 PM (StDOM)

202
There, but for the grace of Lurk, go I...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:12 PM (Jcd0S)



I've done this twice. If there's a NoVa Moron Meetup I'll probably have to pay for it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:14 PM (q0dyU)

203 I guess you could call that "mouse splatter".


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 09:05 PM (0It32)


Biden would call that the full load.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 09:14 PM (vDbBE)

204 Lurk, I'd join you for the Tennessee whiskey, but the General brought some spectacular Scotch tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 09:15 PM (4Mv1T)

205 I'm surprised he doesn't whip it out and beat meat right on the air.


Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2013 08:42 PM

____________________________________________________

That would require that impotent fat bastage actually being able to get it up.

Seriously -- if that man could f*ck do you think he'd be so enthralled with Obama?

(Same goes for Sully, btw).

Posted by: angienc at January 21, 2013 09:15 PM (w3JGl)

206 This is what I think of when I think of a Moron barrel support group: http://tinyurl.com/bjgbhoh . Scroll down to the "buy the barrel" portion.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 21, 2013 09:15 PM (lJJMb)

207 holy shit, that was one hell of a barrel foul

Posted by: chemjeff at January 21, 2013 09:16 PM (BBWjt)

208 The last time I posted the whole thread I thought I could never post here again. Now I figure I can buy drinks for everyone in the Delmarva and I'll be good. I'll start saving now.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (q0dyU)

209 8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P)


I haven't read all the comments yet, but that's as close to a thread winner as we're likely to see.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

210 After the inaugural, I really needed something with teeth.

Hi there!

Posted by: Helen Thomas with a fresh set of dentures at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (BBWjt)

211 I've done this twice. If there's a NoVa Moron Meetup I'll probably have to pay for it.

Well.....since you're buying, I'll see you at Murphy's in zoos Town Alexandria in an hour.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (hPB/n)

212 Parallel universe

Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (VSWPU)

213 On HDNet Theater now - Lawrence of Arabia. If you have insomnia this will cure it. If you stay awake you will get an inkling of what a kludge WWI made of the Middle East.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (MoP0k)

214 @ 206 and to thhink that dad was a Graduate of U of T

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (x59Gv)

215 Damn I hate auto correct on iPad.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (hPB/n)

216 Meghan McCainVerified ‏@McCainBlogette

random people always want to drink beer with me - and I with them.


Direct link if you want to respond to Meggie McBoobs

http://tinyurl.com/a7are96



Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (wwsoB)

217 @204

Now if it were a special,special occasion we could crack the dalmore 1951.

Haven't figured out the occasion, maybe we'll just have to make one up.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (zOP5o)

218 Wow that Coffee Anderson is a real cutie.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 09:19 PM (bzOLE)

219
8 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2013 08:31 PM (FcR7P)



I haven't read all the comments yet, but that's as close to a thread winner as we're likely to see.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, and there was that deal about fooling some of the people all of the time...

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 21, 2013 09:19 PM (0It32)

220 Did Meggie McJugs step in it again? What she do now?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:19 PM (hPB/n)

221 Well I warned you ... Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:19 PM (x59Gv)

222
Well.....since you're buying, I'll see you at Murphy's in zoos Town Alexandria in an hour.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (hPB/n)



Duke Street Whole Paycheck Bar at a time TBD?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:20 PM (q0dyU)

223 I think most posters here tonight could not pass a sobriety test ,,
and given the climate carry on..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:21 PM (x59Gv)

224 Yeah, didn't Lincoln say something about burning the entire country down to punish the South? No? My bad

Nah. He went with "preserving the Union" aka "community organizing"

Posted by: T.Hunter - let it burn at January 21, 2013 09:21 PM (EZl54)

225 I've done this twice. If there's a NoVa Moron Meetup I'll probably have to pay for it.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:14 PM

I'll have a few beers with you! Just don't think I'm easy

Posted by: Meggie McBoobs at January 21, 2013 09:21 PM (wwsoB)

226 213 On HDNet Theater now - Lawrence of Arabia. If you have insomnia this will cure it. If you stay awake you will get an inkling of what a kludge WWI made of the Middle East.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:18 PM (MoP0k)


I actually liked LoA....."a silly and barbarous people"...yeah.

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2013 09:22 PM (HtUkt)

227 Gigantic cop thingy going down in my usually fairly quiet hood right now. Sirens, cops screaming on the megaphones, ghetto bird circling with the night sun. It's almost like I am back in Venice. I want to go out and looky-loo, but I'm not really in the mood to be shot.

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:22 PM (kpCLl)

228 If you Socal heavy Morons want a meet . Clemeza has pool beers..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:22 PM (x59Gv)

229 Lurky lurk lurk

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (jIaZt)

230 Count me in, workin on the second bottle of wine.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (bzOLE)

231 Duke Street Whole Paycheck Bar at a time TBD?

Ha! I live less than a mile away in Carlyle.

Better women at Myrphy's or McConnells though.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (hPB/n)

232 I didn't watch the communist jerkoff speak. My plan is to not see or hear him for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Berserker at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)

233 SoCal? Where you at, Clemenza? I'm on the westside. Where the cops are going batshit right now! Funsies . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:24 PM (kpCLl)

234 @217 I'm just happy to be quaffing Dewar's along with a wave of the soda bottle tonight. If I ever make any money in 2013, I might splurge on some more single malts.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 09:24 PM (4Mv1T)

235 Rum sodomy and the lash.

http://wn.com/rum_sodomy_the_lash

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 09:24 PM (qo244)

236 @ 227 got ice? Then charge your beverage of choice..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:24 PM (x59Gv)

237 Lurky lurk lurk
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (jIaZt)
---------------------------------------------------------
DC in the Hizzouse!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (jucos)

238 220
Did Meggie McJugs step in it again? What she do now?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:19 PM

She tweeted how she loves to have a few beers with random people, and they with her

Direct link if you want to respond to Meggie McBoobs

http://tinyurl.com/a7are96

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (wwsoB)

239 Peaches, since I'm penance at the moment, may I provide you with a kitteh video?


http://tinyurl.com/b5hfadc

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (q0dyU)

240 223
I think most posters here tonight could not pass a sobriety test ,,

and given the climate carry on..



Soberatty test? WTF is that?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (wR+pz)

241 he last time I posted the whole thread I thought I
could never post here again. Now I figure I can buy drinks for everyone
in the Delmarva and I'll be good. I'll start saving now.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:17 PM (q0dyU)
Better women at Myrphy's or McConnells though.



Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (hPB/n)

We don't need better /other women. we have us and your wives!

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (nqBYe)

242 153
Quick, what the two-line pass offside?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 08:59 PM (q0dyU)

The two-line pass has been out of the league for years. That said, it consisted of a pass from a player's defensive zone (i.e. behind his blue line) to a player on his team on the far side of the center line, with no player from the opposing team touching the puck in between. Capisce?

Running off tackle is a lot simpler. Either that or half back draw.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (p4U6S)

243 Due to my sins, the first round at the first NoVa Moron Meetup is on me.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:26 PM (q0dyU)

244 @223 move to South Pasadena the cops are hot dogs...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:26 PM (x59Gv)

245 "Mr. Obama, I knew Abe
Lincoln. I worked for Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln was my
Commander-In-Chief. Mr.Obama, you're no Abe Lincoln."

Ulysses Grant

Posted by: MorphysGhost at January 21, 2013 09:26 PM (tDieS)

246 Culver City, NPR, Sony Pictures, NFL Network and various DerWienerschnitzels

Posted by: grease monkey at January 21, 2013 09:26 PM (VSWPU)

247 I lurk, i did leave a space heater in there after my turn.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:26 PM (nqBYe)

248 Have you got something to take this White Castle taste out of my mouth?

Posted by: Meggie McBoobs at January 21, 2013 09:26 PM (wwsoB)

249
Looks like Meggers McBoobs' twitter feed is taking some heavy hits tonight... "server busy"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM (Jcd0S)

250 @234

Remember, the best scotch is the one you have in your glass.


Cheers.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM (zOP5o)

251 BignJames, when Cinemark showed Lawrence of Arabia on a big screen. I went to watch it and was impressed by the movie, its cinematography, script, and acting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM (MoP0k)

252 (the barrel is empty after the guy doing the cannonball.)

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM (nqBYe)

253 178 Well, good morning, CAC!! How you doin' today?
Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (kpCLl)

179 what happened

Someone used PixyWare to find the 11th dimension.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 09:07 PM (vj7IK)

its not morning. its non-time
especially here in so cal.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (aYKjq)

254 will someone get this drunk bitch off my leg ?

Posted by: Random dude at bar at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (EZl54)

255 248
Have you got something to take this White Castle taste out of my mouth?



Shot of Marker's Mark usually works. If not, follow with a shot of Jagger.


Proceed to toilet for heave.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (wR+pz)

256 We don't need better /other women. we have us and your wives! Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:25 PM (nqBYe)

True 'dat.

I didn't know you were in NoVA. OK, who the social secretary for the NoVA Moron Meet-Up??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:29 PM (hPB/n)

257 " My plan is to not see or hear him for the next 4 years.
Posted by: Berserker at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)"I suggest hanging out in church.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 21, 2013 09:29 PM (sHqf1)

258 Hiya Truck!

Peaches, it's probably just a manhunt for Tina Brady's dignity.

*runs away giggling like a maniac*

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (jIaZt)

259 who the social secretary for the NoVA Moron Meet-Up??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:29 PM (hPB/n)

er.. meghan mccain?

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (nqBYe)

260 254
will someone get this drunk bitch off my leg ?


Posted by: Random dude at bar at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (EZl54)

Is Hillary out on the town again?

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (wR+pz)

261 Just because DC and Sean are here.
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/17/no-840/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (MoP0k)

262 SeanBannion, I'm not that far down the road. Probably a mile.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:31 PM (q0dyU)

263 And, just like that, it's over. Like a fuckin' dumbass, I thought it might be safe to turn the tee vee on now. Wrong-a-mundo! Ugh.

Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2013 09:31 PM (kpCLl)

264 its not morning. its non-time

especially here in so cal.



Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM (aYKjq)

glad to see you back in your own skin.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:31 PM (nqBYe)

265 er.. meghan mccain?

The Mockfest would be epic.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:31 PM (hPB/n)

266 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM (MoP0k)


David Lean made a few good movies.

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (HtUkt)

267 SeanBannion, I'm not that far down the road. Probably a mile.

On Eisenhower??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (hPB/n)

268 When I see people praising Obama like this, I swear they must be from another planet.

Do these people feel pain when they break an arm? Or do they laugh? I couldn't tell ya

For short sighted idiots, and those who haven't been deeply affected by the financial devastation, I guess he's great. Oh, and those who are blessed with perfect health.. SO in other words, people who really don't live in the real world

I will point and laugh when they get cancer, and find out because of O'dipshits policies, that there are medication shortages. Sucks, huh? Yeah, warned ya.. with examples and all

Posted by: Just the Facts at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (2U+qM)

269
ghetto bird circling with the night sun
===============================
Ha Ha never heard that one

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (MPjT8)

270 261 Just because DC and Sean are here.
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/17/no-840/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (MoP0k)


Very nice, Anna. Looks damn good for 33 too.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (jIaZt)

271 glad to see you back in your own skin.
Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:31 PM (nqBYe)
Whose skin would I be in other than my own?

Skin is two dimensional.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:33 PM (aYKjq)

272 232
I didn't watch the communist jerkoff speak. My plan is to not see or hear him for the next 4 years.


Posted by: Berserker at January 21, 2013 09:23 PM (FMbng)

===
If it comes to pass, the first time I will tune in is when he is begging for mercy.

Posted by: jc at January 21, 2013 09:33 PM (PlzOe)

273 Peaches, i never really was a t.v watcher through my life, but it seems He is mentioned everyday as actually being on t.v.

is he?

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:33 PM (nqBYe)

274 I didn't know you were in NoVA. OK, who the social secretary for the NoVA Moron Meet-Up??
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:29 PM (hPB/n)
------------------------------------------------------------
I am not in Northern VA but I am close enough to the river that I can piss in it from my house.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 09:33 PM (jucos)

275 267 SeanBannion, I'm not that far down the road. Probably a mile.

On Eisenhower??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:32 PM (hPB/n)



Huntington.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:34 PM (q0dyU)

276 Just because DC and Sean are here.
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/17/no-840/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:30 PM (MoP0k)


Okay.

That hurt.

*sniff*

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:34 PM (tBnjP)

277 254
will someone get this drunk bitch off my leg ?


Posted by: Random dude at bar at January 21, 2013 09:28 PM

You owe me half a cup of coffee and a screen wipe

Bastard!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 09:34 PM (wwsoB)

278 Cac, three layers i believe.

3 dimensions oh noze!

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (nqBYe)

279 Huntington

Damn. Very close.

Deep behind enemy lines we are

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (hPB/n)

280 Chris Matthews' brainhasbeenpickled in a vat of Everclear and ferret piss

Posted by: TexasJew at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (y0yTH)

281 eman, isn't there some moe moe-kun for you to watch???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (MoP0k)

282 Just because DC and Sean are here

Meh.

Moar boobehs!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (hPB/n)

283 279 Huntington

Damn. Very close.

Deep behind enemy lines we are

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (hPB/n)



And seriously, I will pay for the first round of the next NoVa Moron meetup due to my sins. Someone needs to organize it so I can show up.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (q0dyU)

284 249


Looks like Meggers McBoobs' twitter feed is taking some heavy hits tonight... "server busy"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:27 PM

It looks like all of Twitter is really busy

Please don't tell me that it's traffic from 52 percenters are tweeting how awesome the Mooch looks

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (wwsoB)

285 Man, I really want a cigar, but I'm still duking it out with the damn flu.

Damn you, damn flu!

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (tBnjP)

286 "Do these people feel pain when they break an arm? Or do they laugh? I couldn't tell ya"

Have you seen the acolyte stage jumping scene in the original "Conan: The Barbarian" ?

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (BwDfs)

287 Skin is two dimensional.>>
Hey everybody be careful what you say to CAC I hear he is very thin skinned,

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (qo244)

288 If you did not prepare after 9/11 for doom . your screwed now with a large self tapping screw..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (x59Gv)

289 I am not in Northern VA but I am close enough to the river that I can piss in it from my house.

WV? Why did I think you were in the Midwest for some reason?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (hPB/n)

290 eman, isn't there some moe moe-kun for you to watch???
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:36 PM (MoP0k)

Maybe.

What is it?

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (tBnjP)

291 Sean go find Meghan then. Pretty sure she will be blotto and under a bar somewhere near the Beltway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (MoP0k)

292 Just think, right now every fucking commie in teh country is in DC going to parties trying to figure out how to get more of your money to spend.


I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz)

293 Sean go find Meghan then. Pretty sure she will be blotto and under a bar somewhere near the Beltway.

Thanks, but I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:40 PM (hPB/n)

294 Moe Moe-kun refers to totemo kawaii young girls who still look as fresh as morning dew.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 09:40 PM (MoP0k)

295 Cac, three layers i believe.

3 dimensions oh noze!
Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 09:35 PM (nqBYe)
I mean the concept of a skin in space-time would be a two-dimensional plane.

Of course human skin is 3d.
In the case of meggy mac n cheesy 38dd.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:40 PM (aYKjq)

296 Step right up and get your official Obama inaguration commemorative knee pads, just like Chris Matthews wears.

Posted by: Dept of SCOAMF Merchandise at January 21, 2013 09:41 PM (dvRYt)

297 292 Just think, right now every fucking commie in teh country is in DC going to parties trying to figure out how to get more of your money to spend.


I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (wR+pz)


Pretty much every inaugural ball is mostly standing around, primarily in line for the bar. Not much dancing is involved.

I didn't copy the whole thread!!!!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:41 PM (q0dyU)

298 WV? Why did I think you were in the Midwest for some reason?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM (hPB/n)
----------------------------------------------------
MN born and raised. Now living in the Peoples Republic of Maryland.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 21, 2013 09:41 PM (jucos)

299 Is this crazy?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 21, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)

No, I went to CVS today, and a lady got out of her dem bumpersticker covered suv, normally I hold the door open for people, I let it shut behind me. Sorry lady, open the door for your own damn self

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 21, 2013 09:43 PM (EAAfY)

300 If you did not prepare after 9/11 for doom . your screwed now with a large self tapping screw..>>

Well If you're cute I need people to cover my six with the toys I have.

I can only shoot one at a time so help will be needed in case of emergency.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 09:43 PM (qo244)

301 I do a bunch of work in DC and NoVa, if the scheduling gods smile on me (which they never do) I might be able to toss back a few with the local morons.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2013 09:43 PM (jIaZt)

302 I didn't copy the whole thread!!!!

That's a low bar.

And pressure wash the inside of that barrel while you're in there. BCochran1981 will probably be in it soon and he's hell on the inspection.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:44 PM (hPB/n)

303 #299
YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:44 PM (aYKjq)

304 I wish it was raining in DC, better wet snow.


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 09:39 PM

Better freezing rain

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2013 09:45 PM (wwsoB)

305
Ugh... the missus is watching "An American President". TF?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 09:45 PM (Jcd0S)

306 302 I didn't copy the whole thread!!!!

That's a low bar.

And pressure wash the inside of that barrel while you're in there. BCochran1981 will probably be in it soon and he's hell on the inspection.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:44 PM (hPB/n)



If there aren't cheerleader posters in the barrel, I'll be surprised.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 09:58 PM (q0dyU)

307 MN born and raised. Now living in the Peoples Republic of Maryland.

You must be up near Hagerstown. You have too much common sense for MontCo.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 09:58 PM (hPB/n)

308 Some say that Lincoln really enjoyed the company of men.


Perhaps there might be some similarities after all...


Later, all.

God bless.

(And may He have mercy on our souls.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 21, 2013 09:58 PM (eqgV8)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 10:00 PM (N/N/R)

310 my response to the inaugural address

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnkU9GMArCU

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 10:03 PM (8sCoq)

311 Its almost as exciting as the first time, except now we know whats ahead for the ne4xt four years...accusations of racism, liberal lunacy, infringement on our constitutional rights, more debt, more liberal leaning spending, more debt, more taxes, more economic malaise, more america going down the shitter, and of course more Barackraham O'Lincolnbama golfing campaigning and giving speeches with an abundant over use of the words ME MY MINE I ME ME ME I I I I I ME MY I!

OH FOR FUCK SAKE LET THE NEXT 4 YEARS FLY BY!

Atleast we have the new gorilla wig doo to laugh at for a week.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 21, 2013 10:04 PM (+OTLF)

312 True dat about Matthews, but even so ... this guy, Ace, stuff he writes down here, it's like HE IS a loose nut.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 21, 2013 10:04 PM (21TJo)

313 " I thought that was a reaching-out, if you will…"

------------


You mean reach around don't you Chris?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 21, 2013 10:04 PM (dvRYt)

314 and twitter is definitely hosed

probably WH staff trying to tweet Michelle's Pizza Hut order

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 10:05 PM (8sCoq)

315 What the fuck btw, doesnt that cunt swallow before shoveling the next fork full in her maw?

I mean for fuck sake, she has 4 more years to eat on our dime, no need to risk choking by not pacing yourself.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 21, 2013 10:07 PM (+OTLF)

316 303 #299 YOUR CVS DOESNT HAVE AUTOMAJIC DOORS?
Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 09:44 PM (aYKjq)
It has the button you can push to open the door, but it is so slow I just open myself. So I normally hold it open for people behind me, today did not.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 21, 2013 10:07 PM (EAAfY)

317 Hey morons and 'ettes, been funemployed since October and I'm now in Wisconsin for an interview. Wish me luck tomorrow!

Posted by: Timon at January 21, 2013 11:43 PM (rKDdJ)

318 Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at January 21, 2013 11:49 PM (cyrh6)

319 I'm seeing commercials for a new book called the 5th Assassin.

That's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: Lee Wilkes Czolgasz Guiteau at January 22, 2013 12:03 AM (Khu8a)

320 All these Lincoln comparisons are creepy. First, it's just so stupidly wrong. Second, when I think Lincoln, I think Civil War and political assassination - two things I do not want happening today.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 22, 2013 12:47 AM (3PHCO)

321 Boehner got his daily quotient of suck ass today

Such leaders we have..

Posted by: TexasJew at January 22, 2013 12:51 AM (lD8ju)

322 Obamas similarity to Reagan ends at Bonzo

Posted by: TexasJew at January 22, 2013 12:52 AM (lD8ju)






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