For The Masochists Out There

I present to you Obama's second Inauguration.

Live coverage below the fold.


I still can't believe we lost to this schmuck.

Posted by: BenK at 11:09 AM



Comments

1 I can't believe we are stuck with four more years of economic depression and this stuttering punk of a scold.

Posted by: More SCOAMF at January 21, 2013 11:11 AM (3oPjL)

2 Not going to do it, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 11:11 AM (evdj2)

3 I'd rather have a prostate exam with a fire hydrant.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at January 21, 2013 11:12 AM (VTeUD)

4 I will be driving my daughter to Dulles for her return to Australia. We will NOT be listening to the sycophants on the radio, only adagios and Jason Mraz

Posted by: museisluse at January 21, 2013 11:12 AM (SsWgR)

5 Fuck you.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 21, 2013 11:12 AM (++kZl)

6 Is this the thread for fashion critique? I'm still loving this glove.
http://is.gd/pAMd8O (warning: FKOTUS)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:13 AM (ZKzrr)

7 Barack Obama -- finishing the work that Jimmy Carter began...

Posted by: mallfly at January 21, 2013 11:13 AM (bJm7W)

8 refuse to watch....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 21, 2013 11:13 AM (GVxQo)

9 Damn every time I see that fucking wookie I shiver.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:13 AM (41VCE)

10 Much too busy today making money so I can buy stuff for the Free Shit Army. MLK Day? Not for me it isn't.

Somebody has to do the work, whether we built it or not.

Oh, and let it fucking burn.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 11:13 AM (7ObY1)

11 "I still can't believe we lost to this schmuck"

Amen.

The nation is doomed.

I just hope he and Evita don't ruin their cute kids too badly.

Posted by: PJ at January 21, 2013 11:14 AM (ZWaLo)

12 I was hoping that I would see the London Boys when I clicked "Continue Reading".

It's come to that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2013 11:14 AM (SUKHu)

13 Did the Retard in Chief try to identify himself with MLK Jr., a life long Republican?

Posted by: Kristophr at January 21, 2013 11:14 AM (wYVte)

14 Cannot watch.

Like watching sausage being made, and I'm one of the ingredients.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2013 11:14 AM (Q7CEv)

15 Can't watch it.

He's not a leader.
He's a mis-leader.

The Great Misleader.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 11:15 AM (fH4X9)

16 Alabama is a schizophrenic state. Today is King-Lee Day. If you don't want to celebrate the sometimes communist/civil rights pioneering Republican, you get to celebrate Robert E. Lee's birthday.

Neither is a recognized holiday for my health care system.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 11:16 AM (evdj2)

17 Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 21, 2013 11:16 AM (Qxdfp)

18 I'm actually looking forward to shampooing my carpet, because I know I won't be able to hear anything. In addition, I know I won't miss anything.
This is the perfect time to 'unplug' and shampoo!

Posted by: carolina at January 21, 2013 11:16 AM (/M0gK)

19 MSM admin toadies orgasming all over the tube today. Bleccccch.

Here's my wish that the 52% endure four years of miserable suffering.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 11:16 AM (zabRh)

20 Fuck that noise. I'm already at work, no way am I watching that crap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 11:16 AM (da5Wo)

21 I will report stuff I see on Twitter. Iam not watching either, and the following report makes me glad I am not:

Beyonce AND JayZ are on the platform, to loud cheers of the FSA assembled below.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 11:17 AM (GoIUi)

22 PJ: The nation is not doomed.

We just need to get active before 2016, and choose and nominate a candidate that can actually close the deal with the voters, instead of a Corporate Exec/man behind the pulpit/person who thinks it's his turn to run.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 21, 2013 11:17 AM (wYVte)

23 miss marple

i won't watch the super bowl 1/2time show this year

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 21, 2013 11:17 AM (GVxQo)

24 Marse Robert's birthday was Saturday.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 11:17 AM (53z96)

25 Hold on . . .Contrast current <a href="http://tinypic.com/r/29kxv9j/6">headline narrative of 'throngs' and 'crowds'</a> vs. <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Smithsonian-On-UStream-TV">Smithsonian Live Cam</a> illustrating empty streets during current inauguration event. This obvious lack of support is quite telling.

Posted by: wtd at January 21, 2013 11:18 AM (y7c1A)

26 Here is the short-form:

TFG puts hand on bible, opens mouth, lies.
Steps to lectern.
Lies some more.
lather, rinse, repeat for 4 more years.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2013 11:18 AM (Q7CEv)

27 Marse Robert's birthday was Saturday.

Nonetheless, today is the Official Lee Bday holiday in Alabama.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 11:18 AM (evdj2)

28 I'm pissed. I got up and went to the office - THEN I remove red that this is a holiday.
sigh

Posted by: Least in CO at January 21, 2013 11:19 AM (GW/GR)

29 Dems don't run your boss, Their candidates sit in the congregation with the voters.

Hillary thought it was here turn, but lost the nomination.

Let's try to win in 2016, for a change.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 21, 2013 11:19 AM (wYVte)

30 Hrm. I gotta go get lunch, somewhere with no TVs.

Chick-Fil-A is obvious, but I had it for breakfast.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)

31 We also do not recognize Yankee Memorial Day. Just Confederate Memorial Day on April 22nd this year.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 11:19 AM (evdj2)

32 Posted by: wtd at January 21, 2013 11:18 AM (y7c1A)

Who are you going to believe, us or your lying eyes?

Posted by: The Deciders at January 21, 2013 11:19 AM (O7Q1u)

33 Can't see a thing, sarge.

Posted by: Pvt. Blithe at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (fDKXE)

34 New post. Now. And, it better have pointy elbows.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (yn6XZ)

35
What are your chances
of getting shot/killed in one of these mass shootings? About the same as getting
hit/killed by lightning.


Question: If this is a valid argument, what are we to make of the fact that a US citizen is more likely to be killed by a white tailed deer than an islamic terrorist?

Posted by: Entropy at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (TULs6)

36
I was hoping that I would see the London Boys when I clicked "Continue Reading".

It's come to that.


Thread winnah!

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (Ag5D2)

37 Last time I was at work and several people had it streaming on their computers (company time and assets) and were dancing in the aisles. It was one of the worst days at work ever. I kept imagining the outrage if the situation were reversed, people would be reported to HR for celebrating a McCain innaguration.

Posted by: Adrienne at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (SvBz5)

38 "We just need to get active before 2016, and choose and nominate a
candidate that can actually close the deal with the voters, instead of a
Corporate Exec/man behind the pulpit/person who thinks it's his turn to
run."

I pray that he or she appears soon.

Posted by: PJ at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (ZWaLo)

39 Nonetheless, today is the Official Lee Bday holiday in Alabama.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 11:18 AM (evdj2)

Well here in SC the county library got three days off for Serial Philanderer day.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (53z96)

40 Sorry, can't watch. Have to send out 15 cover letters.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at January 21, 2013 11:21 AM (I8mbz)

41 How much taxpayer money did they spend on the new crown and scepter? Is the Royal Cape made of synthetic material, or animal hide?

Did they commission a throne of sufficient width for Michelle's posterior?

Why is nobody answering the important questions?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:21 AM (SY2Kh)

42
Being a Proud Son of Alabama, I'll be celebrating General Robert E. Lee's birthday today.

I Will. Not. Watch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 21, 2013 11:21 AM (yiIja)

43 Hmmm.... need a new Bumpe Sticker...

"Theres an old saying: Fool me once? Shame on you.... Fool me Twice? I must be an Obama Voter!"

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 11:21 AM (lZBBB)

44 Harry Reid is wearing a black fedora, showing he knows how to dress the part.

(Info from Mark Knoller of CBS Radio.)

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 11:22 AM (GoIUi)

45 Can't see a thing, sarge.

Posted by: Pvt. Blithe

The next four years are probably going to feel a lot like Easy Company's tradition of getting shot in the ass.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 21, 2013 11:22 AM (NF2Bf)

46 Won't watch....I already know the storyline and I can guess the ending. TFG only needs a room of mirrors to make his day complete.

Posted by: kawfytawk at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (qdzWt)

47 Last time I was at work and several people had it streaming on their computers (company time and assets) and were dancing in the aisles. It was one of the worst days at work ever. I kept imagining the outrage if the situation were reversed, people would be reported to HR for celebrating a McCain innaguration.


Last time, my idiot immediate supervisor kept randomly shouting "HOPE! CHANGE!" all damned day. He lost his job due to the Oconomy, so I got the last laugh.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (7ObY1)

48 OT:

If we can shut down the space program, which brought the country great technological benefit and inspired generations of Americans: WHY can't we shut down the Dept of Commerce? What has it done and who has it inspired?

Ditto Education, Energy, Agriculture and all of the other genuinely useless programs.

Posted by: rhett gist at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (MFlkM)

49 THEN I REMEMBERED that this is a holiday.
auto-CORRECT!
Right

Posted by: Least in CO at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (GW/GR)

50 Why is nobody answering the important questions?

FKOTUS' dress for the ball...Broyhill or Ashley?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (ZKzrr)

51 We also do not recognize Yankee Memorial Day. Just Confederate Memorial Day on April 22nd this year.

Good. It's important for the losing side to remember that they lost.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (SY2Kh)

52 I think I can cope better by accepting Obama as punishment from.God.

Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (wsGWu)

53 Well here in SC the county library got three days off for Serial Philanderer day.


Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 11:20 AM (53z96)


You're going to have to be more specific. About a half dozen names immediately came to mind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 11:24 AM (da5Wo)

54 Why is nobody answering the important questions?


Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:21 AM (SY2Kh)


You must have missed the team coverage yesterday of FLOTUS' new bangs.

I think this was the basic inspiration. http://tinyurl.com/a96kco2

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2013 11:24 AM (zabRh)

55 25...empty streets during current inauguration event. This obvious lack of support is quite telling.

There are empty streets?

Maybe there won't be as much trash to clean up this time.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 11:24 AM (fH4X9)

56 Broyhill or Ashley?



Buahahaha.

Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 11:24 AM (wsGWu)

57 Good one! That London Boys video just does not get old!

Posted by: somejoe at January 21, 2013 11:25 AM (SSWdi)

58 lauren...yes, he's a plague!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 21, 2013 11:25 AM (GVxQo)

59 49 THEN I REMEMBERED that this is a holiday.
auto-CORRECT! Right


I knew that's what you meant.

I'm getting pretty fluent in auto-correct.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 11:26 AM (fH4X9)

60 And here we see the male turkey in full strut, during this time of the year such behavior is common as the turkey attempts to convince others of its masculinity. This behavior extends to making perfunctory challenges to other animals. While such challenges are invariably empty as the turkey is still a coward at heart, they work to give a false appearance of toughness and bravery. While the rest of the animal kingdom knows better, the other turkeys are usually convinced by the faux toughness.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 21, 2013 11:26 AM (0q2P7)

61
I'm off from work today. Last inaugeral day, I was at work, and the number of people glued to computer screens and the two tv's in the staff lounge (complete with joyous crying) was absolutely sickening. I am thinking that there will be less of that this time. (Definite enthusiasm gap this election from last). I think people will pretty much be just going about their business.

I just find it interesting that even here in blue, blue Seattle, I know a lot of people who voted for him the first time, did not vote for him the second time. I don't know anyone who didn't vote for him before, vote for him this time. There were hardly any signs for him in the predominately minority neighborhood (Central District) where I work. Last election, you couldn't see the grass for the Obama signs. I still can't believe he won.

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 11:27 AM (Ag5D2)

62 Did not hear one word about the inaugurasm on the Spanish station this morning. It was very nice. Giving up AM talk radio while doing Rosetta Stone is not such a bad thing today.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 21, 2013 11:27 AM (epxV4)

63 I would like a refund on my Platinum membership fee.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:28 AM (GsoHv)

64 You must have missed the team coverage yesterday of FLOTUS' new bangs.

I think this was the basic inspiration. http://tinyurl.com/a96kco2


Nah, I saw that.

I don't see what the big deal is. It's understandable that she'd adopt a new hairstyle to match the royal tiara.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:28 AM (SY2Kh)

65 I thought this was a smart military blog. Take this shit down. I've have enough of the orgasms of the MSM announcers on every fucking channel. Can we not have an Obama Free thread.


SERIOUSLY. TAKE IT AWAY.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 11:28 AM (wR+pz)

66 Blech..............

As noted yesterday, Obama's presidency is now half over.

Posted by: Boots at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (oG66P)

67 Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 21, 2013 11:26 AM (0q2P7)

Is that the common, undignified Kenyan Jive Turkey?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (7xPCu)

68 So, today as a nation we celebrate the election of the marxist asshat who hates the USA and a philandering asshat who had one good dream and a whole lot of prostitutes.


Wait, what?


I would rather celebrate having my eyebrows removed by an exploding gas grill.

Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (VLG62)

69 Good day to go to the range. Vic? Kratos? Anyone else around Charleston wanna go to the range?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (7xeJQ)

70 Oh, and I denounce myself.

Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (VLG62)

71 And I trust the luncheon will meet FKOTUS' school lunch guidelines, or at least her plate graphic. Two ounces of meat, Senator. For the children.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (ZKzrr)

72 Nope. Not watching. It's not happening.

Posted by: Truman North at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM (I2LwF)

73 Wouldn't click on it with a gun/knife held to my head. Woke up depressed this morning. Four more years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM (UOM48)

74 Yisgadal vayis kadash sh'may raboh...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM (XkWWK)

75 Two ounces of meat, Senator. For the children.


Done!

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM (NF2Bf)

76 Record turnout to a gun show in Marietta, GA this weekend.

Ya think?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 11:31 AM (UOM48)

77 Well, I've got it on because I figured I should listen to TFG insult me without the media filter (I'm *not* expecting a statesmanlike speech), but it doesn't look like he'll start up before Mark Steyn gets going behind the golden EIB microphone. And I'd much rather listen to Steyn.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 11:31 AM (1c58W)

78 Mark Steyn today?! Now I'm extra pissed I'm at work.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:32 AM (ZKzrr)

79 I'd rather watch flies screw.

Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2013 11:32 AM (OlN4e)

80 The sock drawer...it compels me.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 21, 2013 11:32 AM (46usZ)

81 75
Two ounces of meat, Senator. For the children.





Done!

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM (NF2Bf)

That's just plain nasty.

Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2013 11:32 AM (VLG62)

82 Come on, admit it guys.

We all know you're secretly watching it in the hope that Michelle will suffer a Wardrobe Malfunction.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:33 AM (SY2Kh)

83
As noted yesterday, Obama's presidency is now half over.

Yay?

We sure know how to pick'em. LBJ, Nixon, Jimmah Cahtah, BJ Cliton, now TFG.

WTF is wrong with them? I don't count me, 'cause I didn't vote for this shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 21, 2013 11:33 AM (yiIja)

84 Good day to go to the range. Vic? Kratos? Anyone else around Charleston wanna go to the range?


Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (7xeJQ)

I am a good ways from Charleston.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 11:33 AM (53z96)

85 The only thing on my TV today will be the NCIS marathon on USA. Today is no reason to celebrate.

Posted by: alf767 at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (EYJrd)

86 We all know you're secretly watching it in the hope that Michelle will suffer a Wardrobe Malfunction.

------------

If I have to see a link to wookie nipple, someone is risking a throat punch.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (41VCE)

87 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:30 AM(XkWWK)

Reciting the Kaddish for the nation? Or did I mis-read that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (wbeNt)

88 I come here to get away from the appalling travesty that is the Obama presidency.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (MPjT8)

89
I think I can cope better by accepting Obama as punishment from.God

That is how my hubby and I see it. Obama winning re-election is God's judgment on America. No other way to explain it.

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (Ag5D2)

90 During his speech Obama will fart so hard it will blow Worf's wig off.

Then John Boehner will stand up and say, "Excuse me."

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 11:35 AM (tBnjP)

91 90)

LOL Funny!

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:36 AM (41VCE)

92 89

I think I can cope better by accepting Obama as punishment from.God

That is how my hubby and I see it. Obama winning re-election is God's judgment on America. No other way to explain it.

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (Ag5D2)

Maybe that insane racist preacher of O'bumbles was ahead of the curve on that one...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 21, 2013 11:36 AM (7xPCu)

93 Mooch's wardrobe is a malfunction. At least she has a new wighat to hide her hate lines.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 21, 2013 11:37 AM (yiIja)

94 I picked the wrong day to stop surfing porn.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 21, 2013 11:37 AM (4c71i)

95
"we lost to this schmuck"
Who's "we"?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 21, 2013 11:37 AM (lbiWb)

96 90
During his speech Obama will fart so hard it will blow Worf's wig off.



Then John Boehner will stand up and say, "Excuse me."

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 11:35 AM (tBnjP)

Or "Your voice has changed but your breath is still the same!"

Posted by: model_1066 at January 21, 2013 11:37 AM (7xPCu)

97 That these fucks not only won butalso havethe most arrogant, prickish worst winner attitudeever makes me wish for a split of this country even more.

And OT, that the Democrats control both Houses in Nevada isa previously unknown disappointing fact. It only strengthens my boycott of Las Vegas.

America is no longer Amercia.

Posted by: polynikes at January 21, 2013 11:38 AM (m2CN7)

98 Maybe that insane racist preacher of O'bumbles was ahead of the curve on that one...

I can't believe it actually worked this time!

Posted by: Jeremiah 'God Damn America' Wright at January 21, 2013 11:38 AM (NF2Bf)

99 i have one of those little US flags that cling to glass, it's on my car window, upside down today.

Posted by: kallisto at January 21, 2013 11:38 AM (jm/9g)

100 The beatings will continue until morale improves...........

Posted by: Boots at January 21, 2013 11:38 AM (oG66P)

101 "we lost to this schmuck"Who's "we"?
Posted by: Jess1 at January 21, 2013 11:37 AM (lbiWb)

Anybody who was against Obama should consider themself part of the 'we'.

Posted by: polynikes at January 21, 2013 11:39 AM (m2CN7)

102 89 I think I can cope better by accepting Obama as punishment from.God
That is how my hubby and I see it. Obama winning re-election is God's judgment on America. No other way to explain it.
Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (Ag5D2)

----------

It wasn't Me.
Don't blame this one on Me.

Posted by: God at January 21, 2013 11:39 AM (fH4X9)

103 Looks like she's going old-school Klingon today.

Mooch: http://is.gd/7pCEAI (note headline: Big crowds!)

Klingon: http://is.gd/QCzTAq

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:41 AM (ZKzrr)

104
It wasn't Me.

Don't blame this one on Me.


Right, that was a regularly scheduled sooper storm that rolled through days before the election.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 21, 2013 11:41 AM (0q2P7)

105
Right, that was a regularly scheduled sooper storm that rolled through days before the election.

<cough>

Posted by: Satan at January 21, 2013 11:42 AM (5iuEW)

106 87 Reciting the Kaddish for the nation? Or did I mis-read that?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 21, 2013 11:34 AM (wbeNt)

You got that right. But I'm probably way late by a few decades.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:42 AM (XkWWK)

107 God gave us free will.

Too many of us sat it out.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 11:42 AM (r2PLg)

108 They are putting on quite a show in the imperial capitol today. All they missed was having Obama ride in on a chariot with a slave wispering he's only a man.

Also seems weird people would think God would have anything but contempt for a nation that can't even outlaw infanticide.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 11:43 AM (OQpzc)

109 Ditto Education, Energy, Agriculture and all of the other genuinely useless programs.


Posted by: rhett gist at January 21, 2013 11:23 AM (MFlkM)


I have a new theory.... Just like when you Tax somthing, you get less of it...

when you make a Federal Department to oversee somthing... you get less of it as well....

Agriculture pays farmers not to farm... Energy Dept. is helping the EPA close Coal Electricity Plants... Education since its inception has precided over a DECREASE in test scores...

And before it became the Dept of DEFENSE in 1947, we had somthing like 13 out of 150 years of War.... since? Korea (which is still a War), Viet Nam (12?), Cold War, Desert Storm, Iraq Afgainstan (10 years and counting)... or 26 out of 66 years... or an increase from 11.5% to 39%... quite an Increase of WAR once the name was changed from War Dept.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 11:44 AM (lZBBB)

110
I figured it would be drewm who'd put up a stupid post dedidated to our arch enemy.

I was wrong; it was Ben.

Nice goin, dummy.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 11:44 AM (LL42r)

111 I've already seen "Triumph of the Will." I don't need to see the live Steven Sondheim version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:44 AM (XkWWK)

112 I think I'll make it a personal challenge to be so much more financially secure in 4 years that Obama weeps into his silk pillows in Hawaii (or jail, whatever).

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 21, 2013 11:44 AM (X/+QT)

113 Mission Accomplished

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Ballot Box Technicians - Local 1632 at January 21, 2013 11:45 AM (EZl54)

114 Could be worse. We coulda been a Irish potato farmers in the 1840s.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (qo244)

115 109 ... quite an Increase of WAR once the name was changed from War Dept.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 11:44 AM (lZBBB)

Maybe we should rethink opposition to Dennis Kucinich and the Dept. of Peace.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (XkWWK)

116 God gave us free will.



Too many of us sat it out.


The numbers don't support that theory.

The fact is, we were and are outnumbered. Remember all those polls we used to mock for being D+8? Turns out they were right.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (SY2Kh)

117 105
Right, that was a regularly scheduled sooper storm that rolled through days before the election.

<cough>

Posted by: Satan at January 21, 2013 11:42 AM (5iuEW)

---------
*cough* *cough*

Posted by: Dick Cheney in the HAARP control room at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (1c58W)

118 Invictus is on the money. Judgement came down on Israel hard, repeatedly, back in the day for their hedonism and bloodshed.


Take a look at Cuomo's new abortion proposal for Bloodbath Central New York. That it is proposed is bad enough, that it might get traction is unfathomable.


We had freedom and prosperity more than any nation ever had in this world, and we have squandered it all away. Obama is only a symptom. >_> The disease is the people. We're not getting out of these dark times without a lot of pain.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 21, 2013 11:47 AM (v07al)

119 114 Could be worse. We coulda been a Irish potato farmers in the 1840s.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (qo244)


Or my mother and family from March of '44 through May of '45.

If they could survive the death camps and death marches, I think we can somehow deal with 8 years of SCOAMF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:47 AM (XkWWK)

120 I had to watch it four years ago when I was a teacher. I gave up teaching so I wouldn't have to suffer like that again.

Posted by: Oil Field Trash at January 21, 2013 11:47 AM (oZ6Js)

121 I am trapped in preop with my mother who is watching Anderson Cooper who has a pickup artist guy on and a bunch of women to bash him.

There is a chick who is upset because she met a guy on match.com who talked a good line, then she gave it up to him first date and he didn't call back, and she is mad at the pickup artist.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 11:48 AM (J7koW)

122
>>>Remember all those polls we used to mock for being D+8? Turns out they were right.

Eyeore!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 11:48 AM (ZCAlb)

123 The numbers don't support that theory.

The fact is, we were and are outnumbered. Remember all those polls we used to mock for being D+8? Turns out they were right.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (SY2Kh)


_________________________

Well remember how it was all Ohio?

I went through a lot of the county by county votes in Ohio--

and--

for too many of those counties the Republican vote was about 10% less than the Republican vote in 2008 for mcCain.

I don't think we became outnumbered that fast--in only four years.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 11:48 AM (r2PLg)

124 Since you are talking about masochism.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 11:49 AM (J7koW)

125 FUBO!

Posted by: TexBob at January 21, 2013 11:49 AM (6S4Ai)

126 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:42 AM(XkWWK)

I've never seen it written (and all my Hebrew instruction was formal Hebrew/ modern Israeli instead of Yiddish) so I wasn't sure.

You may be right about being late. It's hard to tell when a nation has really died and is just moving on inertia.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 21, 2013 11:49 AM (wbeNt)

127 116 God gave us free will.
Too many of us sat it out.

The numbers don't support that theory.
The fact is, we were and are outnumbered. Remember all those polls we used to mock for being D+8? Turns out they were right.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:46 AM (SY2Kh)


The question is are we outnumbered totally or only in those who vote? If it's the latter, we have to take back the GOP and re-energize the base. If it's the former, we are well and truly fucked. Only time will tell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (XkWWK)

128 You got that right. But I'm probably way late by a few decades.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:42 AM (XkWWK)

1989.

Ate at Empellon last night (your neighborhood?). Not bad, and the drinks were very good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (GsoHv)

129 M - Michelle
L - Love
K - Kommunism
---------------------
Day...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (trA4n)

130 I can't believe you whiners!

Buy more guns! It pisses Obama off.

Cancel your life and health insurance, it pisses Obama contributors off.

Move to a red state.

Grow your own food.

Sink a well. Get some solar and wind power (homemade for cheap..not that solyndra bullshit). Drop off the grid!

They wanna tax you on mileage..buy a fucking horse.

Taxes..fuck em..barter! Tax that .....assholes!

Suck it up soldier! There is light at the end of the tunnel.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (kqFXz)

131 104...Right, that was a regularly scheduled sooper storm that rolled through days before the election.

You expect Me to protectyou from that bitch Gaia all the time?
She's been pounding those coastlines for millenia...and you silly people still decide to live there.

Posted by: God at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (fH4X9)

132 But Scarlett Johannson did not take off her clothes for me, and I was bitterly disappointed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (GsoHv)

133 I think this summarizes my response to four more years of this Fascist shithead:

http://youtu.be/p6xgewsUHqY

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 21, 2013 11:51 AM (QXlbZ)

134 Reminds me of the Dune book with The Golden Path. The God Emperor says, "Oh, you really want that kind of life? Ok, I'll give you that kind of life - with NO CHANGE - for 8,000 years." ... "Learned your lesson yet?!"

That lesson was seared into their very cells.

-----
Takeaway: We should be able to own people under 30 if we market to them for 4 years. "Your life sucks...well, let's see what happened in the last 8(+2) years..."

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 21, 2013 11:51 AM (X/+QT)

135 I hope LBJ suffered greatly in his last few minutes. And that he burns in hell.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:51 AM (wbmaj)

136 ...there's a half-dozen people here today, and one of them is ranting in his outside voice about how guns are inherently dangerous ("the manufacturers know they're making a dangerous product!") and need to be banned.

*headdesk*


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:51 AM (ZKzrr)

137 Fuck this shit.

The nation will be fine.

It is the government that is doomed. The jug eared fucked of everlasting bullshit has convinced all of us that elections aren't about D's v. R's. But D's R's against us.

Additionally...

It is all over once hyper inflation commences. As right now, alternative, secure, currencies that can not be controlled by sovereigns exist. Once the parasites and psychopaths lose the ability to create the script that we have to use at the company store, it is all over....for them. Once people have control over their wealth, government will have to have the consent or government gets shit.

Tumbleweed rolling across Pennsylvania Ave...to see that...that I would visit DC to see.



Posted by: Guys guys guys at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (qxcKC)

138

Is there some dead totalitarian we can honor, too? You know, for their military service six decades ago?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (hNqVf)

139 #91 I hope he hasn't been eating rock snails again.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (wbmaj)

140 This is the ultimate leftist co-opting of the tattered remains of a once proud nation.
These people are actually proud that there is no longer anything of merit in which to take pride.
Like all things postmodern this hijacked ceremony bears no resemblance to anything that we formerly knew or cherished.

Can NOT Watch.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (aZ6ew)

141 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (XkWWK)

Its the insidious apathy of those who feel they can no longer make a difference... that has been TRAINED by our MSM and Schools to believe they cannot change things, and that pacifism in the face of evil is the only answer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (lZBBB)

142 Fuck it, Been sick for almost a week, can't taste anything. For some weird reason I'm craving a Five Guys burger (I've only had FG once and it was okay), so that's what's for lunch. A big greasy bacon cheeseburger. NowI just have to drive my ass to Five Guys. Wife is coming with me, so at least I'll have meaningless blather as company.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (ZshNr)

143 I'd rather have a painful dental procedure than watch that Fifth Columnist.

Posted by: nraendowment at January 21, 2013 11:53 AM (Msv+6)

144 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 21, 2013 11:49 AM (wbeNt)

It's an interesting prayer, because while it is ostensibly a prayer for the dead, it never mentions them.

http://tinyurl.com/b5fky

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:53 AM (GsoHv)

145 and one of them is ranting in his outside voice about how guns are
inherently dangerous ("the manufacturers know they're making a dangerous
product!")


Did he get to work in a "dangerous product", or did he Jeannie-blink his way there?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 11:53 AM (q33yg)

146 How did we fall so far so quickly? To do so, you have to be a willing participant in your own demise.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:54 AM (wbmaj)

147 I just can't.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2013 11:54 AM (kM4Wv)

148 128 Ate at Empellon last night (your neighborhood?). Not bad, and the drinks were very good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (GsoHv)

West 4th Street? Yeah, not too far away. My haunts are Sullivan Street Bistro and 12 Chairs.

Hey, you come to town and don't call?! Such a shonda!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:54 AM (XkWWK)

149
"Anybody who was against Obama should consider themself part of the 'we'"
"Against" isn't a good enough rationale - let's be blunt; there was little to vote "for" on the other side.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 21, 2013 11:54 AM (lbiWb)

150 you know Pelosi is going to photo shop our faces in the crowd because it more accurately reflects who was supposed to be there...and the MFM will agree to it's intended accuracy

Posted by: kawfytawk at January 21, 2013 11:54 AM (qdzWt)

151 ("the manufacturers know they're making a dangerous product!"

Go torch his car and explain that you're just preemptively saving someone's life.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (46usZ)

152 Can anyone give me a Tingles update?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (wbmaj)

153 142 Wife is coming with me, so at least I'll have meaningless blather as company.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 21, 2013 11:52 AM (ZshNr)

Ay yi yi!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (XkWWK)

154 The question is are we outnumbered totally or only in those who vote?
If it's the latter, we have to take back the GOP and re-energize the
base. If it's the former, we are well and truly fucked. Only time will
tell.


Remember how we'd all be quick to note that polls which surveyed "all adults" tended to be more favorable to the Dems over polls of "likely voters"?

Winning the base won't be enough for our side, because we're too few in number. Either the GOP brings more people into the fold, or we're fucked.

Probably the latter.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (SY2Kh)

155 Did he get to work in a "dangerous product", or did he Jeannie-blink his way there?

The guy arguing back is using Tylenol as a counter-example....safe when used as recommended by the manufacturer. Walking around with your finger on the trigger and the muzzle pointed at your feet is not recommended usage.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (ZKzrr)

156
132
But Scarlett Johannson did not take off her clothes for me, and I was bitterly disappointed.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (GsoHv)



Here, feel better.



http://tinyurl.com/bymwmwr



NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (da5Wo)

157 The sneer. The smirk. The preening.
-shudder-

Posted by: m at January 21, 2013 11:56 AM (kM4Wv)

158 We are all socialist now, or is that communist?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 11:56 AM (x59Gv)

159 There is a chick who is upset because she met a guy on match.com who talked a good line, then she gave it up to him first date and he didn't call back, and she is mad at the pickup artist.


Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 11:48 AM (J7koW)


Is she Hot? Whats her Name on there?

Posted by: Evil Match Guy at January 21, 2013 11:56 AM (lZBBB)

160 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:53 AM (GsoHv)

Isn't it essentially for "we who remain"? I'm on my Kindle so can't check your link easily.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 21, 2013 11:56 AM (wbeNt)

161 So do you cut side to side or up and down Ms. Liberty?

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (sqp6o)

162 Since I'm deliberately avoiding this I assume the number of crowd shots is down significantly from last time since the crowd it self is down significantly from last time, especially the non-ticketed part of the Mall.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (X11b6)

163 If everyone voted we would never ever see a Republican elected to the White House.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (J7koW)

164 Can someone give an accurate account of people who are in attendance that aren't missing a day of work today?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (9U1OG)

165 Obama loves me. I will write him everyday during his historic second term. Then I will apply for a job at CNN.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (wbmaj)

166
136
...there's a half-dozen people here today, and one of them is ranting in
his outside voice about how guns are inherently dangerous ("the
manufacturers know they're making a dangerous product!") and need to be
banned.

*headdesk*




Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:51 AM (ZKzrr)


Ask him has anyone neutered his parents yet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (da5Wo)

167 156 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (da5Wo)



I prefer Pam Grier from the morning thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (XkWWK)

168 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (ZKzrr)

Explain to him that Nationwide, more people are killed per year by being HIT AND KICKED than are killed by Rifles....

Ergo, he must becom a Quadraplegic.... for the Children...

Posted by: Evil Match Guy at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (lZBBB)

169 Just spent several minutes trying to send an Edible Arrangements fruit basket to my husband's admin. assist. (her mom died in NJ, and she's back at work today). Finally got the damned thing to go through.

Sadly, she voted for TFG in '08. She regrets it greatly now. So there's that.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (UOM48)

170 Hey, you come to town and don't call?! Such a shonda!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:54 AM (XkWWK)

Saw Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, with sister and BIL. And because midtown is a food wasteland......

Moron meetup beginning of next month. Either Hoboken or somewhere in Manhattan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (GsoHv)

171 During his speech Obama will fart so hard it will blow Worf's wig off.



REAL LACE WIG!!!!

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (Ag5D2)

172 People get killed misusing ladders, but any fool can walk into a Home Depot and buy one.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:59 AM (ZKzrr)

173 84


I am a good ways from Charleston.



Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 11:33 AM (53z96)

I always pictured you as being in Mount P. No matter, I'd likely head out to Twin Ponds since that's currently the only place with an outdoor range I've got access to. So, I'm looking at a hike, anyway.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 21, 2013 11:59 AM (7xeJQ)

174 "An economic recovery has now begun": I though the summer of recovery was several years ago...

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 11:59 AM (1c58W)

175 I'm at the detention center. On suicide watch.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:59 AM (wbmaj)

176 Potty training my 19 month old daughter instead. Cleaning up the excrement like the next administration will have to do...

Posted by: Talibill at January 21, 2013 11:59 AM (09GrE)

177 I haven't been able to listen to his voice or look at his hideous face without my stomach turning since before he was elected the first time.

By the way, I don't understand how someone with an approval rate after the first term higher than only Carter and Ford got reelected. Something doesn't add up here.

Posted by: dj at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (kiM2J)

178 I think Chris Matthews is masturbating under the table.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (wbmaj)

179 170 Moron meetup beginning of next month. Either Hoboken or somewhere in Manhattan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (GsoHv)


Can we get Ace? Then again, maybe not. To meet him would take away the mystique.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (XkWWK)

180 I prefer Pam Grier from the morning thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 11:58 AM (XkWWK)




http://tinyurl.com/b8cnwdg



NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (da5Wo)

181 Thanks for the heads up on Steyn!

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (Ag5D2)

182 Google "Flip Wilson as Geraldine." That is all I will say about the new wig.

I would rather poke out my eyes with a hot poker than to watch. Never have, never will. This includes speeches as well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky boycotts coronation at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (baL2B)

183 Remember how we'd all be quick to note that polls which surveyed "all adults" tended to be more favorable to the Dems over polls of "likely voters"?

Winning the base won't be enough for our side, because we're too few in number. Either the GOP brings more people into the fold, or we're fucked.

Probably the latter.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (SY2Kh)

The problem is the GOP brings in more people by acting and talking like Democrats. So, even if a GOP candidate wins, the Democrat agenda still advances.

What the USA needs is a radical break from the present model and the GOP can make it so by becoming a party of rebellion and zero co-operation with the Democrats.

Posted by: eman at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (tBnjP)

184 Hmm. Sounds like he's calling for a Czar of Stilts so that the government can help people reach higher.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (1c58W)

185 Dammit. I just tried to hang myself but the rope broke. Too much gorging during the holidays.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (wbmaj)

186 DAMN IT. Didn't get to the radio quickly enough, Fox was playing TFG taking the oath again.

I will not listen to him, or look at his ugly face.

And that goes for his nasty wife, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (UOM48)

187 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:51 AM (ZKzrr)

And thank God for that. Otherwise they would be damned expensive paperweights and garden ornaments.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (GsoHv)

188 "We must make the hard choices to reduce the cost of health care..."

CAROUSEL! RENEW! RENEW!

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (1c58W)

189 They are putting on quite a show in the imperial capitol today. All they missed was having Obama ride in on a chariot with a slave wispering he's only a man.



We are all District 13 now.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (7ObY1)

190 I watched a rerun of Perry Mason, then an episode of "People's Court". Not to mention hitting the Interwebs sites, like this'un.

Can't possibly waste any time on an Obamablither. My time is TOO important! Why, I may have to heat some home-made soup for lunch!

Posted by: benning at January 21, 2013 12:02 PM (8vYXA)

191 178 I think Chris Matthews is masturbating under the table.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (wbmaj)


He has a fleshy protuberance of undefined dimensions and physiognomy.

Hence, an innie by any other name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:02 PM (XkWWK)

192 186
DAMN IT. Didn't get to the radio quickly enough, Fox was playing TFG taking the oath again.

I will not listen to him, or look at his ugly face.

And that goes for his nasty wife, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (UOM4

Not getting near the TV or radio today....pawn stars tonight... that's it..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 21, 2013 12:02 PM (9+ccr)

193 We have single white women to blame for this.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:02 PM (wbmaj)

194 189 We are all District 13 now.
Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 21, 2013 12:01 PM (7ObY1)


Well on the way to Warsaw or Lodz, G-d forbid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (XkWWK)

195 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (XkWWK)

I guess we can try.

One of the local morons has met him, so perhaps with bit of pressure he could be dragged out of his parent's basement for a few hours.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (GsoHv)

196 "[Medicaid etc.] do not make us a nation of takers, they *free* us to make this nation great!"

bwa ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (1c58W)

197 We are all District 13 now.

I so tweeting that.

Posted by: votermom at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (clBEC)

198 "Google "Flip Wilson as Geraldine." That is all I will say about the new wig."

Omigosh; I knew I recognized it from somewhere. That's it!

Posted by: m at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (kM4Wv)

199
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:02 PM (wbmaj)
Not all of us.

Posted by: dj at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (kiM2J)

200 fcol, He fibs unceasingly

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (nqBYe)

201 Inaugerawha?

*Spit*

Fuck it, I'm sitting here on my ass watching heavy metal videos and drinking coffee.

Oh, look, Scorpions!

Posted by: Robert at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (LUnTP)

202 click off.!

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (nqBYe)

203 Wonder how much trash his minions will leave on the National Mall today? I said to my husband yesterday, "Isn't it funny how TFG and Mooch have to tell their followers to go out and serve in their communities? And yet they leave their damned trash on the ground after the coronation."

I made it through the weekend without having to add any $ to our TFG penalty jar. Yay me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (UOM48)

204 I needed some more bullshit...I was running low.

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (Sg0G/)

205 Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (1c58W)

Wow, you're actually watching TFG?

I salute your iron constitution!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (q33yg)

206 We have single white women to blame for this.

You need to be a little more specific.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (ZKzrr)

207 180 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 12:00 PM (da5Wo)


Dude, you rule! What is it about brown skin, large breasteses/aureolas and giant afros?

My youth, mostly. Now a memory :-(

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (XkWWK)

208 If it's possible, I really think I hate moochelle more than JEF. I know I harp on this, but the bitch sent out a fundraising email for JEF in support of stabbing babies in the back of their necks, and sucking out their brains.

I meab, seriously, these are the people in the white house? But we're the fucking extremists.

Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:05 PM (wsGWu)

209 Gar. As I feared, KFI is covering Obama instead of Steyn. Where'd I put all my alternate Rush links?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:05 PM (1c58W)

210 I have just decided to work just enough, to make just enough money, not to pay any taxes. I control the vertical and the horizontal. Everything is paid off, I can live well on a pittance.

Why?

Because the SCOAMF just takes the taxes and gives them to crack heads who do not want to work.

Fuck the free shit Army! I am not paying for any more free shit for anyone!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 21, 2013 12:05 PM (kqFXz)

211 It's turning cold here again tomorrow. At least I have my hate to keep me warm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:06 PM (UOM48)

212 How did we fall so far so quickly? To do so, you have to be a willing participant in your own demise.

There was nothing quick about it.

The Socialist Left has been playing the long game. What we're seeing today is the end result of a plan that's been in the works since Woodrow Wilson 100 years ago and progressing since.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 12:06 PM (SY2Kh)

213 So, how bad will the Mall be trashed this time?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 21, 2013 12:06 PM (QXlbZ)

214 You know...

I have to take back what the heck I was saying about Ohio.

I just went and revisited that--and previously I looked at the county by county results before the results were official.

Now it looks like there was that 10% drop in Republican votes only in Cuyahoga and Montgomery so far.

Jeebus. Sorry about that.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:06 PM (r2PLg)

215 Thank all the angels in Heaven that I'm off today so I am far away from that cesspool.

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2013 12:06 PM (sqp6o)

216 Dude, you rule! What is it about brown skin, large breasteses/aureolas and giant afros?




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:04 PM (XkWWK)


It's the brown skin and large breasteses/aureolas. It's science.

(Not an afro fan.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (da5Wo)

217 Based on the evidence so far, i think we can safely conclude thathis second term has been a failure.

Posted by: Buzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (SO2Q8)

218 210 Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 21, 2013 12:05 PM (kqFXz)


Your honor, if there was a way to earn a living on a cash only basis, I'd so do it. Cabbies and waiters at good restaurants have the advantage at this point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (XkWWK)

219 178 I think Chris Matthews is masturbating under the table.


Good manners. At least he isn't doing it on the table.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (Lxw+T)

220 205 Wow, you're actually watching TFG?

---------

doesn't seem to matter. all the Rush stations i listen to are covering TFG.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (1c58W)

221 200 fcol, He fibs unceasingly

He's not a leader...he is a misleader.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (fH4X9)

222 Shit I turned on WMAL to listen to Steyn in for Rush and it is tfg going on about how he is for freedom.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 12:08 PM (J7koW)

223 Apparently we're not truly free if we have to stand in line to vote.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:08 PM (1c58W)

224 213
So, how bad will the Mall be trashed this time?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 21, 2013 12:06 PM (QXlbZ



Husband's spoiled, idiot niece was there for the first coronation, and bragged that it was "the greatest day of my life!!eleventy!!!"

I asked her if she bothered to pick up any trash as she left. All I got was a slit-eyed look and she walked away.

Struck a nerve, I guess. Scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:08 PM (UOM48)

225 You need to be a little more specific.

Clearly he meant you specifically, Heather.

It's time we let the cat out of the bag. We all secretly blame you (and you alone) personally for Obama getting elected.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 12:09 PM (SY2Kh)

226 Has he mentioned how we're only free if we pay for someone else's birth control?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 12:09 PM (q33yg)

227 the exits were cleared in what happened in November:

1. The electorate was heavily Dem, w/ GOP turnout down from what it could have been.

2. 54% of those who came out to vote approved of O's job as Prez. The same day he was avg 50% appv in national polls. This shows you more of the 50% who approve showed up to vote then the 50% who dissappv.

3. The exits showed that the electorate generally thought Romney won the argument and O had not fared to well in his 1st term. In fact plurality/majorities of the D+6 electorate thought Romney was a better leader, a better Prez for the economy, had better visions and plans, etc. However 81% thought Obama "cared more". In short, the electorate knew O sucked but stuck w/ him anyway. Scary stuff right there.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:09 PM (yAor6)

228
"stuck with four more years of economic depression"


Whatchyou talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Posted by: Third Term at January 21, 2013 12:09 PM (sHqf1)

229 Given that it feels like it's 34 degrees outside in downtown DC at the moment, I can guarantee you that even the most die-hard supporters standing or sitting out there are hoping he doesn't talk too long.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 12:10 PM (X11b6)

230 "We cannot substitute spectacle for politics"

Does this guy even listen to himself speak?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:10 PM (1c58W)

231 Whew Steyn cut him off. At least on the next station I went to.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 12:10 PM (J7koW)

232 I've never been so glad to be at work and away from a tv in my life.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 21, 2013 12:10 PM (VYiE7)

233 Vodkapundit has given up on live-blogging it.

pdmedia.com/vodkapundit/

Is it anywhere else?

Posted by: m at January 21, 2013 12:10 PM (kM4Wv)

234 There is a chick who is upset because she met a guy on match.com who talked a good line, then she gave it up to him first date and he didn't call back, and she is mad at the pickup artist.


Playas getting played. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 12:10 PM (GFM2b)

235 For the single white women--
from Dick Morris "Why I Was Wrong" published November 7:
By the time you finish with the various demographic groups the Democrats win, you almost have a majority in their corner. Count them: Blacks cast 13% of the vote and Obama won them 12-1. Latinos cast 10% and Obama carried them by 7-3. Under 30 voters cast 19% of the vote and Obama swept them by 12-7. Single white women cast 18% of the total vote and Obama won them by 12-6. There is some overlap among these groups, of course, but without allowing for any, Obama won 43-17 before the first married white woman or man over 30 cast their vote. (Lets guess that if we eliminate duplication, the Obama margin would be 35-13) Having conceded these votes, Romney would have had to win over two-thirds of the rest of the vote to win. He almost did. But not quite.
If Romney couldn’t manage this trick against Obama in the current economy, no Republican could.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:11 PM (wbmaj)

236

well, this was constructive, Ben, whoever you are.


thanks for ruining everyone's day, genius

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 12:11 PM (jlW3q)

237 I am celebrating in humble thanksgiving today.
I am thanking God that my father, who worked so hard to come to this country and become an American, didn't live to see this day.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 21, 2013 12:12 PM (C8mVl)

238
Actually, if you listen to Obaddam Hussein's coronation speech in the right mood - a couple shots of a good whiskey help - his lies are hilarious.
Especially when he dropped Neville Chamberlain's "peace in our time" line. Seriously.

Posted by: Wes S. at January 21, 2013 12:12 PM (+QgVx)

239 @218,

Whoa, I was not talking about cash!

Cash is like fight club....first rule of fight club is....

No one talks about fight club!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 21, 2013 12:12 PM (kqFXz)

240 Holy cow. Rapper thrown off-stage at pre-coronation event for going off on rant against TFG!

http://tinyurl.com/ao96af9

From link at Drudge to the Daily Caller. A palate-cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:12 PM (UOM48)

241 My hubby remarked this morning that Mooch's hair makes her look like a sheep dog. Just sayin.

Posted by: 'Ette in training at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (zvxqj)

242 I salute your iron constitution!
---
Thank Allah we don't have one of those. It would be so uncomfortable when i wipe my ass with it.

Posted by: King Kamehataxya at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (SO2Q8)

243 Especially when he dropped Neville Chamberlain's "peace in our time" line. Seriously.

Posted by: Wes S. at January 21, 2013 12:12 PM (+QgVx)

-----
No.Way.
He did that?????

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (nELVU)

244
Not getting near the TV or radio today....pawn stars tonight... that's it..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 21, 2013 12:02 PM (9+ccr)

Rick: Well, the original Constitution is rare I'll give you that. But there really isn't a market for it out there so I'm offering you a fair price at 100 dollars.

TFG: 50 and you got a deal. The wife has been nagging me to get it out of the house.

Rick: you got a deal

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (sqp6o)

245 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:08 PM (UOM4

Actualy... the Trash patterns between the Left, and the Right, are indicative of worldview...

TEA Party types care for themselves, and their environments...

The Left leaves it for the Government to fix...

Entire philisophical debate in a microcosm.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (lZBBB)

246 btw Gallup has O at 51% as we speak. O got 51% in November. Thats the weakest inauguration bump in Gallup History since HW was at 51% in 1989 and the worse from a re-elected President in Gallup History. W Bush also survived a close re-election w/ 51% of the vote but he had 57% appv in Gallup come inauguration time.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (yAor6)

247 214...Now it looks like there was that 10% drop in Republican votes only in Cuyahoga and Montgomery so far.

Barky and the Dems had essentially been running against Romney, since 2008...with all of that "hate the rich" rhetoric.

That was my big reservation against Romney being our nominee.
That too many people would not vote for a 'rich corporatist'...at a time when rich corporatists had been so thoroughly demagogued.

I don't know where that go-for-the-jugular spirit went, that Romney displayed in the Primaries...because he sure didn't bring it to the fight in the General.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (fH4X9)

248
I asked her if she bothered to pick up any trash as she left. All I got was a slit-eyed look and she walked away.

Struck a nerve, I guess. Scrunt.



Well, in her defense, it was difficult to distinguish the difference between the trash and the flotsam and jetsam of humanity that was there...

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (Ag5D2)

249 There is a chick who is upset because she met a guy on match.com who talked a good line, then she gave it up to him first date and he didn't call back, and she is mad at the pickup artist. Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 11:48 AM (J7koW)
I thought everyone gave it up the first time at Match.com. Its a freaking meat market.

Posted by: polynikes at January 21, 2013 12:14 PM (m2CN7)

250 Ok, KFI just promised that they'll graciously deign to give me some Steyn after the commercial, so I don't have to listen to Kelly Clarkston? and the Marine band.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 21, 2013 12:14 PM (1c58W)

251 He's not a leader...he is a misleader.



Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (fH4X9)

wheatie i cannot believe millions after seeing the hopelessness of stealing from others short term only to lose their future hopes of being independant from the strings and tyranny of govt , to see their freedoms exposed to only be at the whim of this party!To watch the mideast going up in flames applauded by this admnistration because "fair" and its sister irony! to die because well Dying because you are of another religion is good for freedom or something!

he is a salesman that has jacked himself up on the misery of other to gulp champagne and laugh.
fk it nevermind. 4 more years.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:14 PM (nqBYe)

252 Heh. Steyn is doing a radio live blog of this farce.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:14 PM (OQpzc)

253 226 Has he mentioned how we're only free if we pay for someone else's birth control?
---
We are also free when we pay to murder any fetus's that slip past. Always have a Plan B

Posted by: King Kamehataxya at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (SO2Q8)

254 Can't all of you give poor Presdident Obama a break even for one day. Let him enjoy his day in the sun. I am sure those people that lost their houses, jobs and practically everything would agree with me.

Posted by: Mary Dipshitz from Idiotsboro, VT at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (3Z1wn)

255 Just got an e-mail reply from my congresscritter concerning gun control.
It is copied below

Dear
Mr. XXXXX (Deleted):





I
am writing in response to your communication regarding the recent school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut.
As a father and grandfather with many educators in my family, this tragedy touched me deeply. We are
all keeping the Newtown families in our thoughts and prayers.





I
believe strongly in the right to bear arms. But, like all constitutional rights, this isn't absolute.
I do not believe that private citizens should be able to purchase weapons of war that can out-shoot our
police officers and kill dozens of people within seconds, as recent tragedies have proven. The Newtown
shooter, the Columbine killers and the gunman in Aurora all used assault weapons designed for our troops
on the frontlines. The gunmen in Tucson, Fort Hood, Virginia Tech and Newtown were all armed with high-capacity
magazines. In fact, the Newtown shooter was armed with enough ammunition to kill every student in the
school.





As
Congress renews its examination of our country's gun laws in the days ahead, I will continue to strive
for legislation that strikes a fair and reasonable balance between the right to bear arms and making
ultra-powerful weapons readily available to
citizens

intent on harming others. I will also fight for a more comprehensive solution that includes efforts to
better identify and treat the mentally ill.





Please
do not hesitate to contact me again in the future if you have any questions or comments. To receive
additional information about issues that are facing Congress, Maryland, and the Nation that may affect
you and your community, please
visit

my Web site at www.dutch.house.gov and sign up for my periodic e-mail newsletter.





Sincerely,



C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger

Member of Congress



Are there any Morons here that can spot any inconsistencies in his reply?
My remembrance of Columbine did not involve assault type weapons.
And some of the other facts seem to be screwy as well.
Have at it, and feel free to share

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (jlngc)

256 Is there an over/under on the body count for today's "festivities".

I wish I was kidding, but I'm sure there will be fatalities. You get enough of the FSA together in one place and there always are.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (paPv4)

257 I don't even have to stomach to listen to Steyn live blog it. And I love him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (UOM48)

258 I heard while channel surfing that Moosh is "such a fashion trend setter". (In an ecstatic gay voice)....that's when I wish I lived on like the 45th floor so i could have flung myself into the void.

Posted by: Guido at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (XLuH2)

259 I don't know where that go-for-the-jugular spirit went, that Romney displayed in the Primaries...because he sure didn't bring it to the fight in the General.
Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:13 PM (fH4X9)

Perhaps he felt the electorate would forgive vigorous attacks on Republicans more readily than vigorous attacks on Democrats.

Posted by: Mindy at January 21, 2013 12:16 PM (8PYbo)

260 234 There is a chick who is upset because she met a guy on match.com who talked a good line, then she gave it up to him first date and he didn't call back, and she is mad at the pickup artist.
----
<golfclaps>

Posted by: Bill CLinton at January 21, 2013 12:16 PM (SO2Q8)

261 thanks for ruining everyone's day, genius

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 12:11 PM (jlW3q)

Post something better on your blog. We'll head over in droves. I promise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 12:16 PM (GsoHv)

262 I've grown to detest that nasty Mooch as much as her stupid, evil husband. I'm positive she'll travel and party the next four years in grand style.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:17 PM (UOM48)

263 Posted by: Guido at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (XLuH2)

She's the Commander in Chic!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 12:17 PM (GsoHv)

264 Warf's new bangs need to be about a foot longer

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at January 21, 2013 12:17 PM (2iVM3)

265 Jane, Steyn is killing it. Quite good stuff, better than Rush.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:17 PM (Lxw+T)

266 I just stuck a sharp stick in my eye. It's less painful than what is going on in D.C.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:18 PM (wbmaj)

267 Oh damn... I really don't have time today to watch our young and brilliant presdent of color. I have to unclog the toilet, give the dog an enema, pick rotten leaves out of the gutter, collect dog shit from back yard nad watch the Rosanne Show marathon. I just don't have the time and I am so sad.........

Posted by: Wally at January 21, 2013 12:18 PM (3Z1wn)

268 Okay, I'm going to check out Steyn. He'd better be good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:18 PM (UOM48)

269 Evidently, the Peaceful Transfer of Power isa .gov approved propaganda thing since even Fox was pushing that bullshit. What transfer of power? And they are claiming it is "uniquely" American. Really? Seems Hollande of France might argue that jingoist bullshit.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (OQpzc)

270 235... from Dick Morris "Why I Was Wrong" published November 7:
[-snip-]
..." If Romney couldn’t manage this trick against Obama in the current economy, no Republican could."


What bullshit.
Morris is just desperately trying to claw his way back to some semblence of credibilty now.


Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (fH4X9)

271 Maybe another fly will land on his face and somebody will get a closeup picture of it.

Posted by: wth at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (wAQA5)

272 In the words of Weird Al, I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than watch Cocoa Shickelgruber and his Worfette.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (zF6Iw)

273 I can't find an exit poll right now with the breakdown for--

"single white women"--but there is this-

http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/results/race/president


Romney won the white women vote --

56% to Obama's 42%

Obama won the demographic of "unmarried women" by--

67% to 31%

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (r2PLg)

274 I asked her if she bothered to pick up any trash as she left. All I got was a slit-eyed look and she walked away.---
i luvs picking me up somne trash....especially White Trash

Posted by: Bill CLinton at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (SO2Q8)

275 Oh I missed the best cool song thread...

I see no one mentioned Fishbone...

'Party at ground zero".

I still think "Dark Side of the Moon" is #1, but that Fishbone deserves an honorable mention, just because.

I like Texas..by Pat Green,

"Family Tradition" and "A Country Boy can Survive" by ole Hank!

Back to topic..I did not and will not watch the new Fuhrer take a 2nd term!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (kqFXz)

276 If the Second amendment is limit us to Muskets is Obamacare limited to leeches and other types of bloodletting?

After writing that I realized how true it was monetarily.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (qo244)

277 I don't even care anymore. Starting Volume 2 of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, which seems like a better and more fitting use of my time.

Posted by: Aaron at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (Tlix5)

278 Wait, wait. Did Obama really quote.Chamberlain? Is it sad that I can't tell if this was a joke?

Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (wsGWu)

279

okay, dildo

Posted by: soothsayer at January 21, 2013 12:20 PM (Ba6aP)

280 Omigosh; I knew I recognized it from somewhere. That's it!

Posted by: m at January 21, 2013 12:03 PM (kM4Wv)

-----
I thougth she looks EXACTLY like Rick James.
Super Freak, Super Freak.... she's soooper freakah!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2013 12:20 PM (nELVU)

281 Oh look. It's the winner of the "Young Abe Vigoda look-alike contest" speaking now.

Posted by: Death panel at January 21, 2013 12:21 PM (NeNbv)

282 270 235... from Dick Morris "Why I Was Wrong" published November 7:
[-snip-]
..." If Romney couldn’t manage this trick against Obama in the current economy, no Republican could."

What bullshit.
Morris is just desperately trying to claw his way back to some semblence of credibilty now.


Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (fH4X9)

_____________________

Well if we adopt a defeatist attitude like that-- his "prediction" becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:21 PM (r2PLg)

283 in Morris' defense a lot of smart guys were stunned by the makeup of the electorate. This includes men w/ far better prediction records in Mike Barone, Karl Rove, Larry Sabato, CAC, me, etc. But generally yeah Morris should be ignored.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:21 PM (yAor6)

284 258 I heard while channel surfing that Moosh is "such a fashion trend setter". (In an ecstatic gay voice)....that's when I wish I lived on like the 45th floor so i could have flung myself into the void.

----
Which floor RU on? I'll be right over with my void baby.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 21, 2013 12:21 PM (SO2Q8)

285 The election was stolen. And the republicans all sit on their thumb and tell their base to shut up and take it.


I'm calling it. The republic is dead.

Posted by: Truman North at January 21, 2013 12:21 PM (I2LwF)

286 As my Righteous Father would say " Thats a crock of shit"

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 12:22 PM (x59Gv)

287 I thought she looks EXACTLY like Rick James.

Cocaine's a helluva politician.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:22 PM (Lxw+T)

288 AARRGGHH!!

So M Radish started a chili debate the other day the recipe answer to which is goto Hard Times and pick Texas, Cincinatti or Terlingua.

Nope every TV normally on different sports show and hick muzak is tooned in. Walk out saying I'm not going to listen to it. Chinese buffet same thing. Johny Kabob ditto (fyi best Persian food in MontCo made like everything else here by an El Salvadoran).

Finally goto Subway, NO I WON'T PAY A NICKLE for a bag.

Since by this point I need perspective the good Lord provides one of the Mother Seton patrol of the local abortion shop really praying to end on his knees right on the verge grass.

Posted by: DaveA at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (hOlQL)

289 The republic is dead.


The Republic of Texas on the other hand....

Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (wsGWu)

290 @285 shut up with that already

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (yAor6)

291 Wally: "I just don't have the time and I am so sad........."

I'm with you! So danged much to do! That soup ain't gonna reheat itself! Now, where did I put my soup bowl ... ?

Posted by: benning at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (8vYXA)

292 Oh holy merde--it looks like Obama might fall asleep--Ha!

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (r2PLg)

293 And for all of you from the south that are depressed today. I woke up to temps of -11deg f today. Why do I stay here?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (qo244)

294 Off horrible and depressingly real sock

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (NeNbv)

295 Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (wsGWu)

What you don't understand is that MOST... the VAST Majority of Americans, know nothing of History....

So things like Obama using a Hitler type Photo Op surrounded by Children calling to disarm the Citizenry of any viable MILITARY Arm? Is lost....

Just like every other thing he's said... the MSM will not point it out... and the populace will not pick up on it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 12:24 PM (lZBBB)

296 That's a clown post, bro.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2013 12:24 PM (xz0nG)

297 Some of you are willingly watching this. I have no clue what hes saying (is he still even giving his speech?). Im just commenting on here during lunch.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:24 PM (yAor6)

298 Okay, I'm going to check out Steyn. He'd better be good.

Jane, Steyn is awesome! I can't read any of his work without hearing his voice in my head.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2013 12:24 PM (GQ8sn)

299 DaveA at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM 


Did I just have a stroke?

Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:25 PM (wsGWu)

300 272: MP4

Thanks for reminding me! All the things I'd rather do than watch this crapfest:

http://youtu.be/yWhpk-8QLFQ

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 21, 2013 12:25 PM (paPv4)

301 DaveA you are in MoCo?

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (J7koW)

302
Truman saw the numbers first hand. I'm inclined to believe him.

And Steyn? I don't want to hear ANY of it, even with snarky commentary.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (MPjT8)

303 I just sent the Flip Wilson as Geraldine pic to friends and simpatico family members. The subject line reads, "Michelle's new 'do."

Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (UOM48)

304 Now the real test !!!! It will be a nasty bit of business....Nobody looked very happy at the party except the welfare recipients...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (x59Gv)

305 Hey... this thread reminds me....

Theres a couple of Episodes of Penn and Teller's 'BULLSHIT' I haven't watched yet...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (lZBBB)

306 I hat to be extremely petty but--

this might be the first time a First Lady wore false eyelashes.

They are really bad--it's a full set on top.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (r2PLg)

307 Heh, Oblahblah's speech last time was at an 8th grade level.

Posted by: runningrn at January 21, 2013 12:26 PM (Ag5D2)

308 And for all of you from the south that are depressed today. I woke up to temps of -11deg f today. Why do I stay here?


Gonna be 69 on Wed & 73 on Thur in Dallas. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (GFM2b)

309 Seems like only yesterday when we were posting our inauguration haiku at this blog and assuring ourselves that Present Skittle McUnicorn would be turning over his reign this very day.

I want my money back.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (Ec6wH)

310 iq1069.comfor Steyn

Posted by: cb at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (jlbvT)

311 that poem was so AWESOME

Posted by: ace at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (LCRYB)

312 I'll bet he carefully applied his Mane Hair Thickening Spray over the scar this morning.

Posted by: wth at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (wAQA5)

313 Steyn just said he was off the planet somewhere floating around Uranus.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (aZ6ew)

314 306
I hat to be extremely petty but--



this might be the first time a First Lady wore false eyelashes.



They are really bad--it's a full set on top.




She's bought into the belief that she really is beautiful and glamorous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (UOM48)

315 Eyelashes, pubic hair...it's all the same to me.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (Ec6wH)

316 @302 yeah and Karl Rove had his hand on the button in OH precinct machines on election day 2004

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:28 PM (yAor6)

317 311 that poem was so AWESOME
Posted by: ace at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (LCRYB)

_____________________

Wait..there was a poem?

I heard Obama say the word--

SEARED--and I guess I mentally tuned out.

Oooooh it's

Beyonce!!!

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:28 PM (r2PLg)

318 You could have given me a tracheotomy during that poem and I wouldn't wake up.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (Lxw+T)

319 I find Steyn boring, but to each his own I guess.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (yAor6)

320 Wait, wait. Did Obama really quote.Chamberlain?
Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (wsGWu)
===========

Neville or Wilt?

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (paPv4)

321
I hat to be extremely petty but-- this might be the first time a First Lady wore false eyelashes.

They are really bad--it's a full set on top.


The Horse Hair for Mrs. Obama'sgenuine Lacewig came from Secretariat.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (sRNWK)

322 Are there any Morons here that can spot any inconsistencies in his reply?
My remembrance of Columbine did not involve assault type weapons.
And some of the other facts seem to be screwy as well.
Have at it, and feel free to share

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2013 12:15 PM (jlngc)


I'm sure others will go after the details, but I'll say with near certainty that it's the form letter his office has developed to send to everyone who writes a letter to him on the subject. It throws bones to people on both sides of the issue and allows him to not make a stand one way or the other because Congress is still looking into it. It's a common feature of form letters all over the Hill: try to make everyone happy without actually taking a stand on an issue until absolutely necessary.

It's got reassurances for people who want restrictions on guns (not believing the 2nd Amendment is an absolute, some guns should be outlawed, and the list of incidents) while trying to show he's a nice guy to those who don't want more restrictions on guns (he supports the 2nd Amendment, mentions mental illness support as something to be examined).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (X11b6)

323 251...wheatie i cannot believe millions after seeing the hopelessness of stealing from others short term only to lose their future hopes of being independant from the strings and tyranny of govt , to see their freedoms exposed to only be at the whim of this party!

---------

ette,
Even Jefferson had to see...physically see...the foolishness of some of his thinking...before he realized the wisdom in what the other Founders were doing.

Jefferson was governor of Virginia, during the Revolution...and was so against having a standing army, he had disbanded the army in Virginia.
This didn't work out.
He ended up having to flee Virginia...when the redcoats overran his beloved state.

I think we are at the point where our population is so dumbed-down...that they will have to...physically see...the foolishness of the policies that the Dems are forcing on us.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (fH4X9)

324 In 2009, the whole setup was mock-worthy and frankly pretty amusing. It's just tragic now, like watching Milton Berle in a Ratt video.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (Ec6wH)

325 I'm hoping that at least 3 or 4 dozen of the people in the inaugeral audience has the flu, and will spread it to at least 5 or 6 thousand of the people sitting there.

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (NeNbv)

326 She's bought into the belief that she really is beautiful and glamorous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (UOM4

315 Eyelashes, pubic hair...it's all the same to me.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 12:27 PM (Ec6wH)

___________________

I think that's where you guys are--

seeing Flip Wilson as Geraldine.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (r2PLg)

327 Dammit. Steyn is playing Chuckie Shumer, and now Beyonce is singing the National Anthem accompanied by the Marine Band.

I weep for my country, and the Marine Band.

Lol. Steyn cut it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (UOM48)

328 I like me
Can't you see?
Me me me
Meeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Obama's Poem at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (wsGWu)

329
You could have given me a tracheotomy during that poem and I wouldn't wake up.

Someone will have to talk me through it.

Posted by: Father Mulkahey at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (sRNWK)

330 Chuck Schumer and Monty Hall: is there a difference?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (Lxw+T)

331 Charles Shumer Master of Ceremonies

Say that a few times without gakking.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (aZ6ew)

332 Obama read a poem? Or did someone else?

Were crunchy figs involved?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (q33yg)

333 Was there a racist old black preacher to tell us "when white will do what's right" this year?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (UOM48)

334 Chuck Schumer and Monty Hall: is there a difference?

One of them honours deals.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (GQ8sn)

335 Poem?

Did it go anything like this.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I won reelection
And I'm ready to fuck You.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (qo244)

336 321
I hat to be extremely petty but-- this might be the first time a First Lady wore false eyelashes.

They are really bad--it's a full set on top.

The Horse Hair for Mrs. Obama'sgenuine Lacewig came from Secretariat.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (sRNWK)

_______________________

LOL!!!

Oh--hey I originally missed your comment on the music thread about Beck's remix things.

Thanks--I'm going to have to check those out.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (r2PLg)

337 Obama won the demographic of "unmarried women" by-- 67% to 31%
Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (r2PLg)

Why would man haters get married when Uncle Sugar has a printing press? And he'll defend their right to kill their baby in the birth canal. That means they don't have to roll over on it and claim it was an accident. That can be tricky in a legal sense. Not that they have souls, or anything.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:31 PM (OQpzc)

338 Neville

Posted by: Obama's Poem at January 21, 2013 12:32 PM (wsGWu)

339 Were crunchy figs involved?

Over there, on the First Hors d'Oeuvres Tray.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:32 PM (Lxw+T)

340 Oh gawd Diane Sawyer and George Steffy are waxing lyrical now about Obama's speech.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:32 PM (r2PLg)

341 Did someone say "new bangs"? Count me in.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 21, 2013 12:32 PM (2jQGY)

342 I guess all that's missing from this coronation is a baby being aborted on stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (UOM48)

343 Quit yer complaining, you bunch of groaning pissmires.

It's not like the inauguration comes as a surprise - the cocksucker won. And no, Truman North, it wasn't stolen, it was bought. With our tax dollars, which were converted into Obamaphones, welfare checks, Medicaid vouchers and van rides to polling places for hobos with no fixed address and freshly beshitted pants.

We got rolled. Make a plan to take care of you and your own and execute it. Regardless of our collective DOOM as Americans, Lord Rainbowshanks does not have the power to stymie your individual success or happiness.

Unless you're a detainee at Guantanamo. In which case you will continue to languish, for an indefinite period of time.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (mOyDx)

344 325 Soona..

That's evil...I like the way you think

Posted by: Guido at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (XLuH2)

345 I think that I shall never see
A tree as lovely as exhalted me

Posted by: BarackHusseinObama at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (7ObY1)

346 Wait, wait. Did Obama really quote.Chamberlain? Posted by: Lauren at January 21, 2013 12:19 PM (wsGWu) =========== Neville or Wilt?
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 21, 2013 12:29 PM (paPv4)


---------------------------------------------------


Well, he mentioned Neville in his "peace in our time" statement and Wilt when he insinuated that he's going to fuck us all to get it.

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (NeNbv)

347 If the coronation address includes anything about something happening in your mouth, be very afraid.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (Lxw+T)

348 Chuck Schumer and Monty Hall: is there a difference?
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (Lxw+T)

Chuck is there to convince jews that Obama loves them.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (OQpzc)

349 The only thing I wanted to hear Obama say today was how the country was all racist because he lost his re-election bid. Since that's not going to be one of the things he'll say, I have no interest.

National We're-Screwed Day.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (P7hip)

350 Some guy is now saying--

Obama--"he didn't say _____, but he leaned waaaaay into it!"

He repeats that mantra four times.

Obama the Brave!!

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (r2PLg)

351 "Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (mOyDx)"

well said. +1000, great post.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, El Patron at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (yAor6)

352 I hate Beyonce and her thug husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (UOM48)

353 I am a runner, and I recently took up Crossfit. But I'm not enough of a masochist to watch the immaculation.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (mjR67)

354 315 Eyelashes, pubic hair...it's all the same to me.

--

I thought we voted down the pubic option.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 12:34 PM (SO2Q8)

355 Warf's new bangs need to be about a foot longer


Posted by: Dastardly Dan at January 21, 2013 12:17 PM (2iVM3)


I saw something somewhere about "fake bangs" and thought they were talking about the JEF's honeymoon.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 12:35 PM (vDbBE)

356 TAMALE!

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 21, 2013 12:35 PM (sRNWK)

357 Woohoo, new NFL QB on Facebook thingy linked in the sidebar!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 12:35 PM (q33yg)

358
Well, he mentioned Neville in his "peace in our time" statement and Wilt when he insinuated that he's going to fuck us all to get it.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:33 PM (NeNbv)\

_______________

You mean the Neville crap really happened--wow I must have been taking out the trash.

Thank you God--I missed that!

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:36 PM (r2PLg)

359 Re: Schumer,

What was that guy's name who convinced all his followers to kill themselves and then went out and sucked Roman dick? Maybe that guy got reborn.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:36 PM (OQpzc)

360 Heh. Steyn talking "balls" now. I wish he had Rush's spot permanently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:36 PM (UOM48)

361 Did someone say "new bangs"? Count me in.


They said "new bangs." Not "new meat curtains".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 12:36 PM (GFM2b)

362 The one time I WANTED to be rickrolled, and you let me down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2013 12:37 PM (UFTmf)

363 I Lurk.......
Thanks for the reply.
I was specifically focusing on his remarks about those shooters using weapons designed for front line troops.
That is a statement presented as fact, that can be compared to the actual listing of weapons used.
We all understand the failure on his part to actually state a position, but it's the part about "front line troops" and extended magazines" that we might be able to call bull shit on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2013 12:37 PM (jlngc)

364 proudly we hail, beyonce singing.
can't stand.it.

in one voice singing at Obama's inauguration love for the country
on the otherhand, in every available venue from twitter to msnbc, smearing every previous american idea, calling the constitution an old fkd document, calling previous presidents old dead white guys and any other garbage they can spew to denigrate .

they should choke on their lying tongues , instead they gently smile , and sing

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:37 PM (nqBYe)

365 Can't handle it, I'm listening to Andrew Wilkow on XM. He isn't playing clips from the coronation.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 21, 2013 12:38 PM (9U1OG)

366 GIVE US BARRABAS!

Posted by: The Assembled Crowd at January 21, 2013 12:38 PM (MMC8r)

367 I think Vic is up near Darlington.

Posted by: Al at January 21, 2013 12:38 PM (V70Uh)

368 I'm at Reagan national airport trying to figure out why we need Armed DHS officers in body armor walking around. I guess these guys will be the ones loading up the train cars for the camps.

Posted by: Timon at January 21, 2013 12:39 PM (xT4up)

369 I was planning on taking today off to watch Presdient Obama all day but decided not too. I figured if I work today that the taxes I pay will help President Obama more then if I stay home. I am doing my part to help pay down the debt.

Posted by: Mary Dipshitz from Idiotsboro, VT at January 21, 2013 12:39 PM (3Z1wn)

370 on the first day, Obama said let there be lies.
and there was.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:39 PM (nqBYe)

371 335 Poem?Did it go anything like this.Roses are red Violets are blueI won reelection And I'm ready to fuck You.
---

Nah, more like

The was once a socalist from Hawaii
and on our freedoms he would peepee

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 12:39 PM (SO2Q8)

372
Enjoy, Tasker. If you don't have 'Modern Guilt' or 'Sea Change', they are both worth picking up as well.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2013 12:39 PM (sRNWK)

373 So it's not a joke? He reallynused the 'peace in our time' bit?

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (sqp6o)

374 Steyn talking about Mooch's new bangs. I just sent a pic of Rick James titled, "Michelle's new look" to my e-mail pals.

Flip Wilson's Geraldine and Rick James, bitch! will forever be Mooch's bangs to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (UOM48)

375 Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (xz0nG)

376
>>We got rolled. Make a plan to take care of you and your own and execute it.

Our Declaration of Independence is the document our Founders created when they decided to throw off the chains of England and become a free country. If you read what it says, you will find that we are in a similar situation now, only our monarchy is not overseas in England, it sits at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, in the Oval Office, making a mockery of our country and our Constitution on a daily basis.

We the people can no longer allow this to occur. Get your own Bangs. Fuck the eyelashes...

Posted by: sickinmass at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (bcNec)

377 Meeeeeee
Oh let's talk about meeeeeee
I am sweeeeeeeet
I am neeeeeeeeat
Michelle wont let me eat meeeeeat
Meeeeeeee

Posted by: Obama's Poem at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (wsGWu)

378 The horror...........the horror.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (wbmaj)

379 >>And no, Truman North, it wasn't stolen, it was bought. With our tax
dollars, which were converted into Obamaphones, welfare checks, Medicaid
vouchers and van rides to polling places for hobos with no fixed
address and freshly beshitted pants.



A distinction without a difference.

But maybe I didn't read the sarcasm in the right shading.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 21, 2013 12:40 PM (aZ6ew)

380 Worst MLK Day, ever.

Posted by: Comic Store Guy at January 21, 2013 12:41 PM (sRNWK)

381
At least we know the GOP is geared up for this fight....


Look at the GOP
website where you can STILL volunteer for the 2012 campaign http://tinyurl.com/a2zmc5e and you can still vote http://tinyurl.com/au9n49u . Who knew.It's not just
that they haven't updated it since the election. They haven't
updated the Chairman's address since October 2012. They haven't
updated the RNC weekly address since...July 2012.


And for this stellar
performance - not mentioning ORCA etc or the election outcome- they continued to pay themselves after the election:
http://tinyurl.com/c77v3ov.
"Obama staffers were paid substantially less than Romney staffers in similar jobs in 2012, and many took pay cuts of $30,000-range from prior jobs, former staffers say. The final payday for staffers was the Friday after the election, as opposed to weeks later for the Republican campaign; health insurance was cut off in November as well."
But wait. There's more - the date for the most recent update on these pages is given below:


10/12/2012 - Chairman's Blog http://tinyurl.com/avrmtcg
11/1/2012 - Video
http://tinyurl.com/bk88tkj



10/15/2012 - GOP Blog
http://tinyurl.com/agozlxq



10/15/2012 - Research
http://tinyurl.com/ak6ru7f



7/14/2012 - Weekly "Republican Response"
http://tinyurl.com/aj6ozdp



10/18/2012 - Hispanic Republicans
http://tinyurl.com/agzp545
9/5/2012 -
Black Republicans http://tinyurl.com/aptxzr6



10/17/2012 - Women Republicans
http://tinyurl.com/b5o6qbw

So the RNC consultantskept getting paid weeks after the election. But they stopped working ata fundamentaltask like updating the GOP website months before.
Yup. The party's in the very best of hands.


Posted by: Christine at January 21, 2013 12:41 PM (6fjqp)

382
Warf's new bangs need to be about a foot longer

Then she'd look like she had Cousin It perched on her shoulders.

Which would be an improvement.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 21, 2013 12:41 PM (yiIja)

383 I was specifically focusing on his remarks about those shooters using weapons designed for front line troops.>>

So will the next ban be MREs? Since they were specifically designed for front line troops, nobody needs 5 year shelf life and they assault your taste buds.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:42 PM (qo244)

384 I'm just waiting for one or more of the suckers of cock MFM to say that today, the whole nation loves our Dear Leader.

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:43 PM (NeNbv)

385 You know Steve, Sarlacc spelled backwards is Ccalras. ...oh, Sandberg makes the catch!!! Cubs win! Holy cow!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 12:43 PM (Ec6wH)

386 So Phil Mickelson is talking about leaving CA or even the U. S. because of taxes?

I can think of another "golfer" I'd rather see leave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:43 PM (UOM48)

387 She Bangs!

Posted by: Ricky Martin at January 21, 2013 12:43 PM (SO2Q8)

388 >>>...there's a half-dozen people here today, and one of them is ranting in
his outside voice about how guns are inherently dangerous ("the
manufacturers know they're making a dangerous product!") and need to be
banned.

Layers of stupid. Layers.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 21, 2013 12:44 PM (0q2P7)

389 I will not look at the JEF or listen to him any longer, nor listen to those that do. I know who he is, and I know what he wants. I don't need to hear anymore. I loathe this man. Younger generations have been and will be seduced into thinking this man saved America from herself, all the while not knowing he has stolen a safe and prosperous future from them. Fuck him.

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 12:44 PM (Dnbau)

390 The treatments were failing and Mooch's brow ridge was growing out too far to cover up with crative lighting.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:44 PM (OQpzc)

391 we just needto change our way of thinking about freedom or from independance to dependance

quit your jobs if you still have one and get on the welfare ebt card hope train.

where funds will appear magically forevermore. you may sleep into the day instead of the dreary shuffle in the snow to face a mean ass corporate building full of idiots wanting to make enough money to pay for their own dreams.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:44 PM (nqBYe)

392
Michael Winner, Brit director of the Death Wish films, died, age 77.

Where are the Charles Bronsons of yesteryear?

Posted by: waldo at January 21, 2013 12:45 PM (H96hE)

393 President Barack Obama delivered a full-throated defense of the nation's
safety net programs and vowed to tackle the problem of climate change
and gay rights in his second inaugural address Monday afternoon.








Thanks again to everyone who voted for this commie idiot and those who stayed at home and didn't vote for Romney.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2013 12:45 PM (1Jaio)

394 Woohoo, new NFL QB on Facebook thingy linked in the sidebar!

I almost choked to death on my lunch at "Also: PRAISE GOD"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 12:45 PM (ZKzrr)

395 No way was I gonna watch this debacle.We all knew what he was gonna say anyway...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 21, 2013 12:45 PM (9+ccr)

396 we just needto change our way of thinking about freedom or from independance to dependance

quit your jobs if you still have one and get on the welfare ebt card hope train.

where
funds will appear magically forevermore. you may sleep into the day
instead of the dreary shuffle in the snow to face a mean ass corporate
building full of idiots wanting to make enough money to pay for their
own dreams.



Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:44 PM (nqBYe)
Or we all make our way to Galt's Gulch

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at January 21, 2013 12:45 PM (2iVM3)

397 So will the next ban be MREs? Since they were specifically designed for
front line troops, nobody needs 5 year shelf life and they assault your
taste buds.

----

BAN THE H3!!!!

BAN THE HUMMER!!!!


Nobody needs an SUV designed for war,.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2013 12:46 PM (nELVU)

398 a full-throated...


Yeah, he.did.

Posted by: Kal Penn at January 21, 2013 12:46 PM (wsGWu)

399 387 She Bangs!
Posted by: Ricky Martin at January 21, 2013 12:43 PM (SO2Q


__________________

LMAO!

I am putting that on --right the hell now.

Posted by: tasker at January 21, 2013 12:46 PM (r2PLg)

400
Has anyone else seen the movie...'Branded'?

I watched it last night.
It's set in Russia, which I had no idea was going to be case.
The preview showed all these great special effects of giant monsters devouring buildings...so I thought it was going to be something entirely different.

It claimed that "Lenin created Advertising"...in order to 'sell' the idea that Communism was cool.

The movie wasn't anti-capitalism.
The theme was basically that people are stupid, and that Advertising Executives prey on this.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:46 PM (fH4X9)

401 I can't stand to watch this SCOAMF. I'm even to the point where it's hard to visit blogs that always plaster his picture all over.

Thankfully, Ace doesn't punish us with pictures TFG.

Posted by: Marmo at January 21, 2013 12:47 PM (pcgW1)

402 BAN THE HUMMER!!!!Nobody needs an SUV designed for war,.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2013 12:46 PM (nELVU)

The H3 is built on a suburban frame. It aint a hummer. And from what I see around Austin, it is a pimpmobile. Nothing more.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:49 PM (OQpzc)

403 Would this be the same Beyonce who performed for dictator Gaddaffi's family?

Why yes. So she fits right in today.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:49 PM (Lxw+T)

404 Won't watch until the clown cars arrive. I liked the part where they threw teddy bears into the crowd, Joe Biden cried, and the jugglers...especially the jugglers.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 21, 2013 12:50 PM (YYyqq)

405 403
Would this be the same Beyonce who performed for dictator Gaddaffi's family?




She'd do anything for a $. Doesn't that make her a whore?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:50 PM (UOM48)

406 Yay I finished my HIPAA training.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (41VCE)

407 In lieu of watching the second immaculation, I put on My Little Pony. For my daughter. But it's infinitely less depressing.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (qFpRI)

408 392...Where are the Charles Bronsons of yesteryear?

They've been branded as 'domestic terrorists' and are on a watch list.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (fH4X9)

409 you know what other product is inherantly dangerous? Blood. Yes there is case law on it. Blood. Because while it saves millions of lives, it also passes disease on occassion. There is no way to make it perfectly safe. Should we ban it. Don't be absurd! Think of all the lives it saves! Exactly. The. Same. Thing.

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (Dnbau)

410 BAN THE HUMMER!!!!

Nobody needs an SUV designed for war,.>>

Whoa be careful now. The unintended consequences of loosely writing that law could be dangerous. Or maybe not since us old dudes mostly just have faded memories of getting a hummer.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (qo244)

411 Why yes. So she fits right in today.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:49 PM (Lxw+T)

From what I heard, for an extra mil she was willing to do a private show for GDaffy. Just a rumor, of course.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (OQpzc)

412 That's what's missing !

The chorus of kids from the Obama Campaign singing the blame song about mom and dad killing polar bears and such...


Posted by: T.Hunter - laisser brûler at January 21, 2013 12:52 PM (EZl54)

413 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2013 12:37 PM (jlngc)



If you feel like making things interesting in his office, call them tomorrow and ask for the documentation to back up what was written in the letter. Every office is different, but form letters go up the food chain for approval to send out, whether the end of the line is the legislative director, the chief of staff, or the member himself/herself.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 21, 2013 12:53 PM (X11b6)

414 Dear Lord. From Drudge, Obama tweets from church that he's anxious to finish what he started, "Let's go--BO."

Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2013 12:53 PM (UOM48)

415 Haiku

The King hates freedom
but gives free stuff to deadbeats
For....equality.

Posted by: Guido at January 21, 2013 12:53 PM (XLuH2)

416 ::::410 BAN THE HUMMER!!!!

Nobody needs an SUV designed for war,.>>

Whoa be careful now. The unintended consequences of loosely writing that law could be dangerous. Or maybe not since us old dudes mostly just have faded memories of getting a hummer.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:51 PM (qo244)::::


You're confusing hummers designed for wars with hummers supplied by whores.

It's a common mistake.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 21, 2013 12:53 PM (mOyDx)

417 I like Mark Steyn, he's smart and he's funny and he's quick at both, but his stammer drives me crazy. I find it hard to listen to him, which is a shame because as noted he's otherwise quite good.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2013 12:53 PM (P7hip)

418 The movie wasn't anti-capitalism. The theme was basically that people are stupid, and that Advertising Executives prey on this.
Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 12:46 PM (fH4X9)


--------------------------------------------------


I think we can now say that those "advertizing executives" can be openly called "propagandists". We in the new reality now.

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:54 PM (NeNbv)

419 I'm sure the Preezy is setting an example for the kingdom and told the Secret Service to leave their guns at home today.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 12:54 PM (Lxw+T)

420
Imagine an America

Where strip mines are fun and free

Where gays can be fixed

And sick people just die

And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!

Our schools are good enough

Give us endless wars

On foreign shores

And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future

American through and through

But something happened to our country

And we’re kinda blaming you

We haven’t killed all the polar bears

But it’s not for lack of trying

The Earth is cracked

Big Bird is sacked

And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early

They did their best we know

You can’t cut spending

With elections pending

Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future

American through and through

But something happened to our country

And we’re kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open

And take a breath of poison air

They foreclosed your place

To build a weapon in space

But you can write off your au pair

It’s a little awkward to tell you

But you left us holding the bag

When we look around

The place is all dumbed down

And the long term’s kind of a drag

We’re the children of the future

American through and through

But something happened to our country

And yeah, we’re blaming you

You did your best

You failed the test

Mom and Dad

We’re blaming you!











Posted by: T.Hunter - embracing the masochism at January 21, 2013 12:55 PM (EZl54)

421 Ok.. just what was the purpose of this thread? I wouldn't click on that video for ANYTHING.

Its kinda like listening to a nazi radio broadcasts in a concentration camp. Huh? I'd rather have my dick cut off with garden sheers

Posted by: Just the Facts at January 21, 2013 12:56 PM (2U+qM)

422 The Obama made me do it!

Posted by: geraldine at January 21, 2013 12:56 PM (ORGYc)

423 I'd like Mark Steyn on the radio more if he weren't so Steyny all the time. He doesn't know when to shut up and when to go on a roll.

Posted by: El Cid at January 21, 2013 12:56 PM (IvvrO)

424 Am generally a lurker, but I came across something that I watched instead of the re-immaculation. Seraphic Press (A conservative, Jewish, Hollywood writer who likes guns) did a post about a documentary that Hitchcock did about the death camps in Germany. Raw video of the aftermath, he was embedded with British troops. Rather than watch the travesty of Obama's speech, and the showering of praises, and just getting pissed off, I spent the time (~ 1 hr) seeing the ugly truth of a .gov run amok, and a people disarmed. I didn't want to watch this at all, my mood has been in the crapper as it is. I made myself watch, and recommend others do so as well. It's ugly as hell, and just stunning to even think about the hell on earth that was visited upon people for no GD reason other than their existence. Watch, and remember that around the world, maniacs given the reins of power, and helpless people are subject to the whims of their inhumanity.

Posted by: bikermailman at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (Bk5BX)

425 :::

420
Imagine an America

Where strip mines are fun and free

Where gays can be fixed

And sick people just die

And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!

Our schools are good enough

Give us endless wars

On foreign shores

And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future

American through and through

But something happened to our country

And we’re kinda blaming you

We haven’t killed all the polar bears

But it’s not for lack of trying

The Earth is cracked

Big Bird is sacked

And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early

They did their best we know

You can’t cut spending

With elections pending

Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future

American through and through

But something happened to our country

And we’re kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open

And take a breath of poison air

They foreclosed your place

To build a weapon in space

But you can write off your au pair

It’s a little awkward to tell you

But you left us holding the bag

When we look around

The place is all dumbed down

And the long term’s kind of a drag

We’re the children of the future

American through and through

But something happened to our country

And yeah, we’re blaming you

You did your best

You failed the test

Mom and Dad

We’re blaming you!


:::

BURMA SHAVE







Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (mOyDx)

426 Full text of the speech.
http://is.gd/dXKLsD

Which one of you morons is "Anonymous" in the comments?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (ZKzrr)

427 I think we can now say that those "advertizing executives" can be openly called "propagandists". We in the new reality now.
Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:54 PM (NeNbv)

So the order up against the wall is lawyers, psychologists and then ad execs? Cool. I've really come to hate that GEICO lizard.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (OQpzc)

428 Sorry, thought I'd gotten the link in there.
http://www.seraphicpress.com/hitchcock-and-the-holocaust/#more-14797

Posted by: bikermailman at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (Bk5BX)

429 I will take a man of substance with a stutter over a smooth talker with no substance any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Churchill had a terrible stutter. And King George the VI. And Moses, who asked God to pick someone else to speak for him. Moses was convinced no one would listen to a stutterer. Thats why he asked his brother Aaron to speak to the people for him.

TFG is a very smooth talker, on teleprompter at least. No thanks.

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 12:58 PM (Dnbau)

430 I'd like Mark Steyn on the radio more if he weren't so Steyny all the time. He doesn't know when to shut up and when to go on a roll.
Posted by: El Cid at January 21, 2013 12:56 PM (IvvrO)


------------------------------------------------------


I think his stammers and unlistenability to me happens when he tries too hard to be funny.

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 12:59 PM (NeNbv)

431 BURMA SHAVE

That reminds me. The preezy's husband has really let himself go. He ought to see a barber about those bangs.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 01:00 PM (Lxw+T)

432 Wow. Seeing that "song".written out is just amazing. Laughable 60 communist propaganda...and that JEF got elected.

Posted by: Kal Penn at January 21, 2013 01:00 PM (wsGWu)

433 What was that guy's name who convinced all his followers to kill themselves and then went out and sucked Roman dick? Maybe that guy got reborn.

Josephus.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 01:01 PM (zF6Iw)

434 A few days ago I heard a clip of an interview with the president where he said,

"Uh, I hope - and expect - to be an even better president over the next four years."

Even better.

Posted by: JPS at January 21, 2013 01:01 PM (5j39U)

435 ...Nobody needs an SUV designed for war

The Founders didn't ban private ownership of any of the technology of their day that was...designed for war.

They wanted private citizens to have access to the same weaponry that their government had access to.

I will concede, that as private citizens,we don't need nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.
But everything else...yeah.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 01:01 PM (fH4X9)

436 Moshe stuttered.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 01:01 PM (nqBYe)

437 TFG is a very smooth talker, on teleprompter at least. No thanks.
Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 12:58 PM (Dnbau)

People who find a problem with Steyn are the same one's who won't move to a red state because it is too hot. Let them soak in their rationalizations. Couldn't care less. I like that they won't move south.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 01:02 PM (OQpzc)

438 I will concede, that as private citizens,we don't need nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 01:02 PM (ZKzrr)

439 @425

Everybody sing it now!
" And we’re kinda blaming you
-oo -oo


We haven’t killed all the polar bears
-ears -ears


But it’s not for lack of trying -ing ing -ING"




...yeah!

Posted by: T.Hunter - embracing the masochism at January 21, 2013 01:03 PM (EZl54)

440 We, the people, declare today that the most evident of truths – that all
of us are created equal – is the star that guides us still; just as it
guided our forebears through Seneca Falls, and Selma, and Stonewall;







Thanks Prezzy for speaking to us as a nation as a whole....oh wait...he's only addressing womyn, blacks and gays. Once again Prezzy Liberal Greviances shows that white heterosexual men need not apply. Did he mention that we're the root of all evil in his little speech?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2013 01:03 PM (1Jaio)

441 no doubt the devil is a very smooth talker

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 01:03 PM (Dnbau)

442 I suspect the JEF could bugger a 10-year-old boy onstage during the inaugural and the media would continue to worship.
Newsweek would follow with a lead article on how the Messiah broke a taboo and is moving society forward.
Bleech.

Posted by: nothernlurker at January 21, 2013 01:04 PM (sCK+c)

443 :::431 BURMA SHAVE

That reminds me. The preezy's husband has really let himself go. He ought to see a barber about those bangs.:::

When the First Gal's dress

Creates a mess

And she shows Ball Hair

When she takes her chair

BURMA SHAVE

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 21, 2013 01:04 PM (mOyDx)

444 so folks, what will be the ideal progressive america He will work on in his next 4 years?

i'm sure his crew have trillions of more ideas. but which ones should be the hills to die on ?

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 01:04 PM (nqBYe)

445 So I think I have several more morphine induced Haiku's in my pain wracked muddled brain. I will even accept topics. Come on gimme a chance.

Posted by: Guido at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (XLuH2)

446 Oh God, the anti-gun guy is going on AGAIN.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (ZKzrr)

447 Posted by: bikermailman at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (Bk5BX)

I've mentioned to Ace that he should put Seraphic Secret in the blogroll. Robert Avrech is a great writer and an honorary Moron.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (zF6Iw)

448 #440 Unless you want a cabinet post.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (wbmaj)

449 no doubt the devil is a very smooth talker
Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 01:03 PM (Dnbau)

I heard when he came for you, she'd have a pretty face as well.

Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (OQpzc)

450 oh i know GOP will claim it's the next thing that comes up as the actual thing to fight for.

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (nqBYe)

451 oh wait...he's only addressing womyn, blacks and gays.

Notice he's addressing womyn, and not women.

The ladies at Seneca Falls were Republicans, and did not advocate infanticide.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (ZKzrr)

452 TFG is a very smooth talker, on teleprompter at least. No thanks.
Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 12:58 PM (Dnbau)
---

I disagree. Plugz is a much better speaker. The JEF stammers continuously.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (1FLBb)

453 She'd do anything for a $. Doesn't that make her a whore?---
If she does, i got a couple bills in my wallet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (SO2Q8)

454 Did I just have a stroke?

Posted by: Lauren


That was my lunch trip. I'm better now. More bad news the subway chicken chipotle sux, it ain't real chicken.

And yes I'm in Germantown.

And of course there's armed guards at National, and stingers and barretts on roofs and I wouldn't have tried renting a UHaul wearing a turban yesterday anywhere in MD or NOVA

Posted by: DaveA at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (hOlQL)

455 Oh God, the anti-gun guy is going on AGAIN.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (ZKzrr)


HR, bet him ten bucks he can't define what an "assault weapon" is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (zF6Iw)

456 429 I will take a man of substance with a stutter over a smooth talker with no substance any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Churchill had a terrible stutter. And King George the VI. And Moses, who asked God to pick someone else to speak for him. Moses was convinced no one would listen to a stutterer. Thats why he asked his brother Aaron to speak to the people for him.

TFG is a very smooth talker, on teleprompter at least. No thanks.

--------------

Which is why I would still support Rick Perry, if he decides to run again.

Barky has stuttered anddone worse gaffes than Perry ever did.
But that allgot swept away by his media thralls...and our side didn't make a big deal out of it.

Posted by: wheatie at January 21, 2013 01:07 PM (fH4X9)

457 Posted by: bikermailman at January 21, 2013 12:57 PM (Bk5BX)

Great stuff.

In the sidebar now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 01:07 PM (GsoHv)

458 People who find a problem with Steyn are the same one's who won't move to a red state because it is too hot. Let them soak in their rationalizations. Couldn't care less. I like that they won't move south.
Posted by: Invictus at January 21, 2013 01:02 PM (OQpzc)


-----------------------------------------------------


I live in OK. The reddest of the red. And sometimes I find Steyn's delivary grating. I love his message though.

Posted by: Soona at January 21, 2013 01:08 PM (NeNbv)

459 The ladies at Seneca Falls were Republicans, and did not advocate infanticide.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 21, 2013 01:06 PM (ZKzrr)

we really should use the term infanticide, of course using it would mean we are cruel!even if accurate!

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 01:08 PM (nqBYe)

460 #454 Germantown. How times have changed. I don't think there are any Germans left.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 01:08 PM (wbmaj)

461 442 I suspect the JEF could bugger a 10-year-old boy onstage during the inaugural and the media would continue to worship. Newsweek would follow with a lead article on how the Messiah broke a taboo and is moving society forward. Bleech.

----

Would that be the 3rd coming?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 21, 2013 01:11 PM (SO2Q8)

462 Unlike President Daddy Issues, MLK’s black ancestors actually lived in this country and (probably) experienced discrimination.

Barky’s melanin donor was a Kenyan citizen (with a British passport) who spent a couple of years in this country as a young adult.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 21, 2013 01:11 PM (ADnWI)

463 I am predicting that the MSM and Hollywood will sustain a huge blow that will involve pedophilia, and that would involve the brave people at Brietbart.com shining a light on the cockroach-infested dive.

Posted by: AgentLobos at January 21, 2013 01:11 PM (d+Ptz)

464 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 01:05 PM (zF6Iw)

I came across SP about a month ago, I think via Bookworm Room or Maggie's Farm, I forget which. Helluva writer, and I have to appreciate any Jews who Get It.

Posted by: bikermailman at January 21, 2013 01:12 PM (Bk5BX)

465 Burma Save without the ghey rhymey crap.

It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
My name's Duke Nukem.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
We meet again, Doctor Jones.
I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass.
You're an inspiration for birth control.
See you in hell!
Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playin' the breast - uhh, the best tunes in town.
Shake it, baby!
You guys suck!
What? There's only one of you?
Go ahead, make my day!
Yippie yay, motherf*cker.
Yohoho and a bottle of jack!
Nobody jacks with our independence!
Game over! (Shrapnel City's ending)
I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
Looks like cleanup on Aisle 4.
Hail to the king, baby!
I'm not crying over this!
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
Get back to work, you slacker!
Hehehe, what a mess!
Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Let's rock.
Damn, you're ugly.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 01:12 PM (qo244)

466 Like the teen upon manhood

Whose pits finally grow hair

Someday the Preezy

May have whiskers to pare

BURMA SHAVE

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy þr0n at January 21, 2013 01:12 PM (Lxw+T)

467 we just needto change our way of thinking about freedom or from independance to dependance

quit your jobs if you still have one and get on the welfare ebt card hope train.

where
funds will appear magically forevermore. you may sleep into the day
instead of the dreary shuffle in the snow to face a mean ass corporate
building full of idiots wanting to make enough money to pay for their
own dreams.



Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 12:44 PM (nqBYe)

YES!Infanticide for "abortion"Aboriginal Americans for "Native American"what else? It's time to undo PC speech

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at January 21, 2013 01:13 PM (2iVM3)

468 The bangs? She didn't fell like shaving her forehead today.

Posted by: wth at January 21, 2013 01:13 PM (wAQA5)

469 Believe it. And more: you got exactly zero heros capable of beating ol' B. Barry Bamz. Get this, rubes: the ONLY pol who ever beat B. Barry in a toe-to-toe electoral-type contest was ... Bobby frickin Seale.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 21, 2013 01:13 PM (21TJo)

470 To celebrate, I brought out all of the Obama plates I bought in 08-09. I never thought the day would come.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 01:14 PM (wbmaj)

471 Unlike President Daddy Issues, MLK’s black ancestors actually lived in this country and (probably) experienced discrimination.



Barky’s melanin donor was a Kenyan citizen (with a British passport)
who spent a couple of years in this country as a young adult.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 21, 2013 01:11 PM (ADnWI)






But Prezzy Grievances hates the country all the same. The same country that elected the twat twice, he's got to still make it pay. to be honest, I hate a good portion of the country too. Barry's part of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2013 01:15 PM (1Jaio)

472 DaveA I'm fine with regular armed police but on top of the regular Washington airport police you have DHS in full Body armor etc. I thought guns were dangerous?

Posted by: Timon at January 21, 2013 01:16 PM (xT4up)

473 Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Rex the Ignorant Fuck. Why don't you go visit the turds at the RNC because they might be the only cocksuckers stupid enough to learn something from that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 01:17 PM (vDbBE)

474 Why did Obama win? I'll tell you why. I did an analysis of television commercials over a one week period and learned the folliwng:
Blacks make up 50% of the population
Hispanics make up 20% of the population
Young White women make up 15% of the population
Asians make up 5% of the population
And stupid White Guys make up the rest
It's all in the commericals.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 01:19 PM (wbmaj)

475 With spell check:
Why did Obama win? I'll tell you why. I did an analysis of television commercials over a one week period and learned the following: Blacks make up 50% of the population Hispanics make up 20% of the population Young White women make up 15% of the population Asians make up 5% of the population And stupid White Guys make up the rest It's all in the commercials.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 01:22 PM (wbmaj)

476 LOL: The mayor of Buffalo, NY, a longtime Dem machine hack named Byron Brown, flew the City Hall flag at half staff in honor of innagauration day and plenty of pics got taken and shared before the donks corrected it.

Yeah, I know the mayor himself didn't actually hang the flag, and it wasn't meant as the distress signal that some of us imagine it to be, but still pretty funny.

Posted by: BarackHusseinObama at January 21, 2013 01:22 PM (7ObY1)

477 How does one get a paying gig as a poet? Other than prattling on at the coronation of course.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 01:29 PM (41VCE)

478 Are we going to have a proper 'Swearing At The President' thread this evening?


Posted by: sTevo at January 21, 2013 01:31 PM (M+mRd)

479 Are we going to have a proper 'Swearing At The President' thread this evening?

Every thread is a Swear At The President Thread.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 21, 2013 01:32 PM (SY2Kh)

480 So Obama won with the BHO coalition: Blacks, Hispanics, Orientals.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 01:34 PM (CGG+c)

481 Lord Byron ot Maya Angelou? You decide.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 01:42 PM (wbmaj)

482 I cannot be there in Washington today, but this should be a national holiday. For our first black President to have his second term begin on Martin Luther King, Junior's holiday makes it even more sacred.


All Americans should face Washington today and pray. Pray to our Savior, Barack.

And because I support our wise multiracial President so completely, I am no better than a black person to you racist right-wing haters. You may seek to crucify Him, but he shall be as a new Savior to us all.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 21, 2013 01:45 PM (MFBDm)

483 And because I support our wise multiracial President
so completely, I am no better than a black person to you racist
right-wing haters. You may seek to crucify Him, but he shall be as a new
Savior to us all.


Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 21, 2013 01:45 PM (MFBDm)




Thank you for stopping by, Chris Matthews

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2013 01:46 PM (1Jaio)

484 In 2009, the whole setup was mock-worthy and frankly pretty amusing. It's just tragic now, like watching Milton Berle in a Ratt video.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2013 12:30 PM (Ec6wH)


Oh shit, LOL, that's my thread winner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 21, 2013 01:47 PM (l86i3)

485
Nope, I didn't imagine Obama channeling Neville Chamberlain. From the full text of the speech over at PJ Media:
"...And we must be a source of hope to the poor, the sick, the marginalized, the victims of prejudice – not out of mere charity, but because peace in our time requires the constant advance of those principles that our common creed describes: tolerance and opportunity; human dignity and justice."
You know the old saw about the first time being tragedy and the second time being farce? Reacquainting myself with Obama's speech, I'm feeling precisely the opposite reaction...
*facepalm*

Posted by: Wes S. at January 21, 2013 01:55 PM (+3LwP)

486 "People who find a problem with Steyn are the same one's who won't move to a red state because it is too hot."

I moved to Texas a long time ago because<--- it was hot and I have a problem with Steyn.

Posted by: El Cid at January 21, 2013 01:59 PM (IvvrO)

487 Nice Shout out to SEIU with the Obama family turned out in purple.

Posted by: Harp at January 21, 2013 02:00 PM (h9ygK)

488 Who's throwing the first egg at the Preezy during his march through DC?

That's how you great a re-elected Preezy, isn't it?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2013 02:03 PM (gCa4h)

489 Who can afford to waste perfectly good eggs, wiserbud?

Posted by: benning at January 21, 2013 04:10 PM (8vYXA)






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