Two Awesome Takedowns Of Preening D-Bags

Excerpting these pieces really doesn't do them justice, so be sure to read them both in their entirety.

First up, Jeff Goldstein leaves Talking Points Memo's Josh Marshall battered, bruised, and looking for the tag number of the truck that hit him.

... Marshall is overtly proud that he’s surrendered his duty as a first responder for himself and his family and, in extremis, his community or nation, for the cheap grace of claiming no taint from the demon metal / polymer killing machine so fetishized by those who don’t recognize that arms are for hugging (and aborting fetuses), not for the pleasure or yahoos who believe themselves some bulwark against imaginary tyrannical evil. Besides, everyone knows the best weapon is an ostentatious new law coupled to a good, hearty Twitter sneer campaign. Drop bon mots, not bombs!

Not to be outdone, Michael Moynihan dismantles the snotty Piers Morgan and leaves him stacked in nice, tidy little pieces ready for shipment back to whatever hole he crawled out of.

According to Politico, Morgan feels set upon, annoyed that his critics focus only on his interviews with conspiracy theorists like Jones and former professional wrestler Jesse Ventura. “Why don’t people watch my interviews with Justice Scalia, President Clinton, President Carter, the Dalai Lama, Michael Bloomberg, any of the Republican candidates for the nominee race, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.” It’s a question that CNN’s top brass would also like answered—his ratings have ticked up recently, though are still well short of his competitors at MSNBC and FOX—but it also rather misses the point. The act of interviewing clever and important people doesn’t, on its own, confer respectability. If The View were to spend twenty minutes discussing literature with Philip Roth, the only lesson to be drawn is that ABC hired a terrific booker—and that Roth was perhaps getting desperate in retirement.

Enjoy.

Posted by: Andy at 10:02 AM



Comments

1 Did you say first responder?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 21, 2013 10:08 AM (1OZSU)

2 "Drop bon mots, not bombs!"

I didn't realize it was an either-or proposition...

Posted by: G. at January 21, 2013 10:08 AM (s9+la)

3 I think first responder was a great phrase to use there.
You're on the scene and the first one to "respond" to the incident.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 10:12 AM (k4ET0)

4 minorities hounded by supremacist groups who sought — like the
modern-day progressive — to keep them meekly armed, if armed at all.


Proggs really are the ultimate in supremecists, aren't they...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)

5 "The largest Germanic tribe probably numbered no more than 100,000. Despite their relatively small numbers, the invaders were able to invade western Europe because they were militarily superior to the Roman army, the frontiers were poorly defended, and because they likely met with little opposition from the Roman population."

"It is difficult to estimate the number of barbarians involved in the invasisons but roughly there were one hundred thousand Ostrogoths in Italy and about the same number of Visigoths in Spain. The Burgundians in southeastern France probably numbered about twenty five thousand. The estimated size of the Vandal army which crossed the Strait of Gilbraltar is eighty thousand. Thus the invasion forces constituted only a few percent of the population of the territories being invaded. This was enough to conquer a non-military population but not enough to surplant the culture of the people being conquered."

Posted by: G. at January 21, 2013 10:15 AM (s9+la)

6 [Dramatic Pause] How dare you criticize greatness, I'm a well respected journalist. A celebrity. A paragon. Who are you? You're nothing. You nasty little pile of wombat doo.

Posted by: Peerless Morgan at January 21, 2013 10:17 AM (fDKXE)

7 Well it is pretty easy to make an idiot look like an idiot. They come that way.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 10:18 AM (53z96)

8 I usually win arguments with 7th grade intellects also.

The only thing that matters is how the great unwashed perceives this.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2013 10:19 AM (GsoHv)

9 The sad fact I am dealing with is regardless of whatever "takedowns" are administered or what not, the majority of American citizens will just call anyone that opposes Obama a lying racist. Who gives a shit about facts, logic, or reasoned debate.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 21, 2013 10:21 AM (++kZl)

10 This was enough to conquer a non-military population but not enough to surplant the culture of the people being conquered."

Posted by: G. at January 21, 2013 10:15 AM (s9+la)


So, it looks like we should side with the barbarians. Morons = Barbarians?

Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2013 10:21 AM (VLG62)

11
6
[Dramatic Pause] How dare you criticize greatness, I'm a well respected
journalist. A celebrity. A paragon. Who are you? You're nothing. You
nasty little pile of wombat doo.


Posted by: Peerless Morgan at January 21, 2013 10:17 AM (fDKXE)


Yeah, explain to me again why you're no longer a British journalist?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 21, 2013 10:22 AM (da5Wo)

12
9 Posted by: Mr. Pink
so we STOP RESPONDING! I'm so sick of hearing the rigth try to defend flash charges from the left. Find 5 good talking points and stick to them and stop trying to prove we're not racist.

Posted by: Talibill at January 21, 2013 10:25 AM (09GrE)

13 "False"

Posted by: Talibill at January 21, 2013 10:26 AM (09GrE)

14 So, it looks like we should side with the barbarians. Morons = Barbarians?

I think they consider 90% of the south and flyover country to be barbarians.

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 10:27 AM (41VCE)

15 I just want to move to a deep red state and fort up.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 10:29 AM (MPjT8)

16 USS D, come on down to Missouri. It's red but could use some more reddening.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 21, 2013 10:31 AM (BBWjt)

17 The only appropriate response to accusations of racism is to reply in the same.

For example, "You're racist against bps kafir wanting to take away their freedom of arms. Why do you think lack people need disarming, and why don't you care about children in Chicago who are being killed by your racist policies."

As Ann Coulter explained, a racist is a conservative with a rational argument. The left can't stand on reason, so they must eliminate it from the debate. Trying to reason with them is like trying to reason with a terrorist. Don't try. Return in kind.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 21, 2013 10:32 AM (71nnc)

18 Fucking iPhone autocorrect. "racist against blacks by wanting..."

Posted by: Hopeless at January 21, 2013 10:34 AM (71nnc)

19 So, it looks like we should side with the barbarians. Morons = Barbarians?
Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2013 10:21 AM (VLG62)

No, I'd say your modern day barbarian spends most of their day watching springer wondering where they can score their dime bag of weed while the basis for the tribute we pay them (welfare) run around unattended and terrorize our schools.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 21, 2013 10:34 AM (t06LC)

20 Thing is a takedown of Marshall doesnt do,much than make the troops feel a little better. if the progs gave a shit whether he was serious or knew anything they would never have paid attention to him in the first place.

And Morgan? i blame Trump for afflicting us with that tool. We give him too much attention. certainly way beyond his actual influence

Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2013 10:34 AM (J7koW)

21 What planet do these guys live on?

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (RgbWA)

22 Is there any way to load a virus onto the magnetic strip of a "credit card?"

You want to bring down the EBT system . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (imtbm)

23 I think you misunderstod me. I do not believe these people give a shit about rationality, consistency, or anything other than "i win". So wtf is responding to them in a rational manner when all they care about is smearing people? I have started in my personal life just to be the biggest fucking asshole imaginable when I hear that shit anymore. Call someone on the right a racist or retarded....well you like to fuck children and last night I saw your wife making out with some random guy in DC.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (++kZl)

24 so we STOP RESPONDING! I'm so sick of hearing the rigth try to defend flash charges from the left.

Sorry, but not responding to Dem attacks has worked for us pretty much never.

Cf., the latter Bush years, the 2008 election, and the 2012 election.

Posted by: AD at January 21, 2013 10:37 AM (pcUFD)

25 My cold dead fingers, etc., etc.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 21, 2013 10:38 AM (PH+2B)

26 10 TCN,

We are.

Why do you think I say Run red, for self-reliant people to not be overran by free shit army we need to get a certain density and refuse to play the collectivist games.

Refuseniks, and the Russian mob were quite capitalist IN Soviet Russia.

There are prices to be paid to be certain but it can be done.

That is why Texas MUST stay red.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 10:38 AM (LRFds)

27
Josh Marshall, Omega Male: "Please don't hurt me!" { shows ass }

Perp: "BwaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 21, 2013 10:38 AM (OktDr)

28 @20
Morgan has somewhere around 500,000 viewers. In primetime. If you factor out all those places like airport terminals where they keep CNN on, what does that really mean? 100,000 maybe? After the publicity stunts post shooting?

Cancelbait.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 21, 2013 10:38 AM (t06LC)

29 silly gun wackos, Haven't you ever thought perhaps one could disarm a murderer with words wrapped in the loving arms of an 'i care about you' attitude!?

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 10:39 AM (nqBYe)

30 "Drop bon mots, not bombs!"

I didn't realize it was an either-or proposition...


Bon bombs?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:39 AM (GFM2b)

31 @30

Fuck you. I hate those bastards.

Posted by: Mario at January 21, 2013 10:40 AM (t06LC)

32 Pronounced - 'lĕh-'nérd 'skin-'nérd

: Gimme Back My Bullets


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzU2iJ9qfXg

Posted by: American Dawg at January 21, 2013 10:42 AM (trA4n)

33 So, it looks like we should side with the barbarians. Morons = Barbarians?

Morons = Vikings.
Just remember: Pillage first, THEN burn. You get more workable stuff that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:42 AM (GFM2b)

34 Yo Spike, I got the Mott's.

Posted by: Tough Kid at January 21, 2013 10:43 AM (fDKXE)

35 Is there any way to load a virus onto the magnetic strip of a "credit card?"

You want to bring down the EBT system . . . .

Magnetize the readers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:44 AM (GFM2b)

36 Maybe, if a bunch of Chicago parents banded, and if 10% had CCW, and walked their kids to school some of this collateral damage bullshit would come to a halt after mom or dad emptied a mag into the $200 car with $2000 wheels. Damn, early Bloody Mary induced fantasies kicking in on coronation day.

Posted by: Bill at January 21, 2013 10:45 AM (xFYVW)

37 "You are too stupid to breathe" works sometimes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 10:46 AM (MPjT8)

38 The center of gravity is the MSM. Destroy them and all the Potemkin villages they prop up will fall as well.

Posted by: Popcorn at January 21, 2013 10:46 AM (uIpSF)

39 OT: Last minute cut in prices for Inaugural ball tickets.

Also Obama caught tweeting from the church service.

That's two more fiascos and the day is young!

You may now resume your discussion.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 10:48 AM (GoIUi)

40 Haven't you ever thought perhaps one could disarm a murderer with words
wrapped in the loving arms of an 'i care about you' attitude!?


Urge to kill...rising....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 10:49 AM (ZKzrr)

41 Preening D-Bag: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.


Conservative Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Posted by: There's a movie quote for everything at January 21, 2013 10:49 AM (53z96)

42 38 popcorn,

if it ever comes to anything goes they will be a valid military area of operations.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 10:49 AM (LRFds)

43 Also Obama caught tweeting from the church service.

So He doesn't really hear our prayers. Who knew?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 10:50 AM (ZKzrr)

44 43 ms radish,

He's sending "suggestions to God to improve His word.....

trust me Giggles is that smug

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 10:51 AM (LRFds)

45 Someday I will expose this, as well as myself! I am really just a flasher at heart.

Posted by: Julian I'm a Sausage at January 21, 2013 10:52 AM (Oi60j)

46 Pretty sure the people bitching that the Bushes aren't at the coronation ceremony (GHWB literally just got out of the hospital, for fuck's sake) are the same people who thought it was awesome GWB's limo got egged in 2001.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 10:53 AM (ZKzrr)

47 obama tweet, "dear G-d can't we get this stupid guy chatting up there on the dais to talk faster, i want to get to the party hardy crowd!'

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 10:53 AM (nqBYe)

48 common sense tells one to turn off the cell phone at church.....still there is always some idiot

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 21, 2013 10:54 AM (GVxQo)

49 Ok here in Mexifornia it is early, so here is a little humor on a sad 1st day of 4 more long years of tyranny.. and your personal information at the finger tips of evil people...



3 Buddy's that hunt deer, all get married at the same time.
A Methodist , Presbyitarian and Missouri Synod Lutheran , all get married wanting the same thing from their wives.
All want to come home too a clean house , a hot home cooked meal and the trash taken out.
After a day the Methodist man as newly wed explained nothing happened, the second day the trash was out and a meal was prepared. but not until the third day was the house cleaned.
The Presbytarian said he came home to the trash out and nothing else the first day, and the 2nd day he had the hot meal and finally the house was cleaned on the third day.
The Missouri Synod Lutheran man said he saw nothing done at the house for 2 days, No Hot Meal, No Trash Out, No cleaned House,
But finally after the swelling went down a little in his eyes on the 3rd day , he did see the trash was taken out..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 10:56 AM (x59Gv)

50 obama tweet, "hey G-d didn't you say that I'm the one they've been waiting for, Have you seen the Halo pics? yeah I thought they made me look hot too'

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 10:56 AM (nqBYe)

51 So I paid for a months worth of whatever from the Family Dollar for someone in Michigan yesterday...got to hand it to Citibank though, got the fraud call right after it happened. They closed the account and am getting a new card tomorrow.

My credit card number but someone else's name on the card.

Fucking Michigan


Posted by: H Badger at January 21, 2013 10:56 AM (n/0Nw)

52 I hear there is a preening d-bag convention in D.C. today.

Posted by: teh Wind at January 21, 2013 10:57 AM (HBU8E)

53 Albuquerque 15-year-old shots parents, siblings, kills all and Fox News reports a semiauto "military style" rifle used.

I guess any semiauto rifle could be called a "military" rifle by a stupid news writer.

NM should have no trouble outdoing NY with a new gun law, given its politics.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 21, 2013 10:58 AM (PH+2B)

54 tweet, G-d wanna buy a t shirt?

Posted by: ette at January 21, 2013 10:58 AM (nqBYe)

55 I'm guessing $275 gets you a shit ton of stuff there...

Posted by: H Badger at January 21, 2013 10:59 AM (n/0Nw)

56 @ 55 is there nothing left too loot from the Michigan Government?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 11:01 AM (x59Gv)

57 55
I'm guessing $275 gets you a shit ton of stuff there...


yeah but it's all the same item

Posted by: chemjeff at January 21, 2013 11:01 AM (BBWjt)

58 Fuck, I am drinking. Nothing on but "The One" and I am too lazy to kill myself. Guess I'll go eat a "fat free" pizza!

Ha Ha.

The good news? I still have my Special Edition Obama Chia head, maybe I'll put it on ebay.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 11:01 AM (wR+pz)

59 For the elderly commenters among us who've been left behind on this virtual ice floe of a blog while the young and strong commenters keep going.

Joshua Micah Boutros Boutros Mellencamp Ezekial Marshall

Good times ... Good times.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/185342.php
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 21, 2013 11:02 AM (RuUvx)

60 The good news? I still have my Special Edition Obama Chia head, maybe I'll put it on ebay.

put it through a flame thrower first, it will probably sell for more that way

Posted by: chemjeff at January 21, 2013 11:02 AM (BBWjt)

61 I still have my Special Edition Obama Chia head, maybe I'll put it on ebay.

I think that makes you a "farmer" under Pigford rules.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 21, 2013 11:03 AM (ZKzrr)

62 Ah geez--I dunno Piers. I'd rather watch myself getting a root canal than spend a minute watching you. But maybe that's just me. Others might think you're a bleeping genius. But until you show me something (kinda hard to do since I don't plan on watching any of your fat self satisfied asshole-itude on display) well I guess I won't help your ratings. Enjoy that pink slip you're going to get.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 21, 2013 11:03 AM (oe1aw)

63 billy bob

https://twitter.com/i/#!/phxazgrl/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FbyxVw0Ak

check out this whack doo on the prezzie's chia head

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 21, 2013 11:04 AM (GVxQo)

64 Anyone who turns on a TV today is either a member of the FSA in good standing or a masochist.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 11:04 AM (53z96)

65 vic

i refuse to watch.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 21, 2013 11:05 AM (GVxQo)

66 Q: When you're asked about Stricker's semi-retirement, with the political situation the last couple months ... what did you mean by that? Do you find it an unsettling time in a way?

Phil Mickelson:
Well, it's been an interesting offseason. And I'm going to have to make some drastic changes. I'm not going to jump the gun and do it right away, but I will be making some drastic changes.

Q: Meaning leaving from California?

Mickelson:
I'm not sure.

Q. Moving to Canada?

Mickelson:
I'm not sure what exactly, you know, I'm going to do yet. I'll probably talk about it more in depth next week.

Posted by: Jimmie the Greek at January 21, 2013 11:05 AM (e8kgV)

67 I wonder if Life Lock is worth the money.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 11:05 AM (MPjT8)

68 >>I dunno Piers. I'd rather watch myself getting a root canal than spend a minute watching you.

Piers Morgan or Obama?

Posted by: Mama AJ, not quite playing the Headline thread game correctly at January 21, 2013 11:06 AM (SUKHu)

69 So, it looks like we should side with the barbarians. Morons = Barbarians?



Morons = Vikings.

Just remember: Pillage first, THEN burn. You get more workable stuff that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2013 10:42 AM (GFM2b)







Also, remember to burn before you rape........because it's more romantic in the firelight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2013 11:06 AM (TIIx5)

70 @59

Shit I thought the link was going to be to Pixy's new site. You remember.



http://tinyurl.com/2fubqn7

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 11:06 AM (wR+pz)

71 Exactly what the moment demands: two almost entirely incoherent formless rants delivered for all the world like slowed-down dangerously intoxicated attempted haymakers from two guys each of whom fell down and now can't get up.

Do have the clip? Run it, Jimmy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R_yqzlp03g

And there you have it, morons: the opening address from the 2nd Obama Official Quadrennial Toolless P.O.'d White Male Blubber-In.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 21, 2013 11:07 AM (21TJo)

72 Speaking of dirtbags, is Colin Powell looking for a job in the Obama administration? What a useless POS.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 21, 2013 11:07 AM (wbmaj)

73 67
I wonder if Life Lock is worth the money.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 21, 2013 11:05 AM (MPjT

NO. You are already covered for fraud. $50 is your max liability on a card. Life Lock is a con.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 11:08 AM (wR+pz)

74 72 4th VA,

What Powell and Ogabe have in common is they both got a lot of power through benefit of things set up to try to ease our guilt on slavery despite bith not having a single slave in their bloodline.

"irony"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 11:09 AM (LRFds)

75 @ 73 so is the Administration...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 11:09 AM (x59Gv)

76 SUNUMA ...

I love Adam Baldwin more than anything, but he just tweeted this, and I jumped back from my monitor like I saw a spider.

http://t.co/RgzBU6iB

Posted by: gigg at January 21, 2013 11:10 AM (41VCE)

77 Oh sure, this might look like a good thing.


Certainly less key strokes for me, but I think I am going to have to start posting poetry again.

And people wonder what's in a name...



Nothing good regardless, that is what!

Posted by: somejoe at January 21, 2013 11:11 AM (SSWdi)

78 @74

So true. Interesting, the two most famous "Blacks" have no US Black blood in their bodies.

So, that begs the question. Where are the X Slaves?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 11:11 AM (wR+pz)

79 Nude SCoaMF thread

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 21, 2013 11:12 AM (evdj2)

80 76 gigg,

He plays a lot of brave guys in dramas, but that ain't a hill I'd climb.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 21, 2013 11:14 AM (LRFds)

81 gigg
I noticed on Adam Baldwins twitter that he is mentioning Rochelle Richie,

Just great, she is a local newsreader here.
Another media personality what needs to just read the prompter, and otherwise shut up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2013 11:15 AM (jlngc)

82 I had a heated discussion with my boss and another manager at work about their wish to ban the evil 'assault' weapons and high capacity mags as reasonable regulations.

My tactic is to turn it on them and ask whatmakes them think they havethe right to dictate to me, a law abiding citizen, what I can and can't have, especially rights afforded to me by the Constitution. I ask them if this is not the definition of tyranny?

I ask if they also want to ban Jet Skis and ATVs as they cause more deaths than any 'assault' weapon and yet there is no 'reason' for someone to have them.

It always endswith the same nonanswer- " Well (stutter,stammer, stutter)I just don't think anybody needs them and that's my opinion. "

Posted by: polynikes at January 21, 2013 11:15 AM (m2CN7)

83 So, that begs the question. Where are the X Slaves?


Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 21, 2013 11:11 AM (wR+pz)

Isn't one on the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 21, 2013 11:22 AM (Cnqmv)

84 everyone knows the best weapon is an ostentatious new law coupled to a
good, hearty Twitter sneer campaign.


Chapter one of "Butter-Poached Lobster For Me But None For Thee: Become A Sneering, Petty Tyrant In 21 Easy Lessons."


Posted by: T.Hunter - laisser brûler at January 21, 2013 11:27 AM (EZl54)

85 Back around the time of 'Falling Down' ... the world's greatest movie in the world .... I worked with a guy who, around the time the company was considering Reductions in Force and other layoffs would start to bring in copies of "Guns and Ammo" and a copy of "Soldier of Fortune" magazine and leave them out in his office.

I asked him about it - he said: Hey, if they're laying off people I want them to think twice about laying me off.

Turns out he didn't even own a gun.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 21, 2013 11:27 AM (RuUvx)

86 Piers Morgan and Jesse "Where did the body go" Ventura should heve attracted any fuckhead seeking missile in the world.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 21, 2013 11:28 AM (vDbBE)

87 The best Piers moment of all time is when he asks theLama who his favorite person in the world is. "GWB, I love him!"
Youtube has it. Priceless.

Posted by: scottst at January 21, 2013 11:29 AM (e1HyS)

88 Well (stutter,stammer, stutter)I just don't think anybody needs them and that's my opinion. "

I've had exactly that conversation. I make sure to follow that statement of theirs with, "Your opinion. That's nice. You still have explained why your opinion is more important than mine."

Don't worry, you'll get more silence in return.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 11:47 AM (miBZu)

89 That's "have not"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 11:48 AM (miBZu)

90 Piers Morgan and Jesse "Where did the body go" Ventura should heve attracted any fuckhead seeking missile in the world.

If only there were such a weapon. The world would be a better place.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 21, 2013 11:49 AM (miBZu)

91 Polynikes,

You need moral highground, logic and reason mean nothing to those people.

Obama wants to ban Jews from owning these weapons. Which is what hitler did. Why do they support hitler's anti-Jew policy?

That is an example. Watch Ben Shappiro on piers Morgan. Shappiro rightly brings up, "why do white kids at sandy hook deserve more protection than black kids in Chicago? Piers, why don't you care about black kids in Chicago?"

Except dont let them skip out of it. Once you use emotivism against them, you open the door to logic, "maybe we shouldn't let our feelings decide social policy? Lets use lOgic and reason instead."

Posted by: Hopepess at January 21, 2013 11:50 AM (NSO0r)

92 re: opinions

I point out to them that opinions need a basis in fact.

What they have regarding guns are beliefs - which require no factual basis.

Which, you know, pisses them off.
But in a good way.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 21, 2013 11:55 AM (RuUvx)

93
Who is this 'Morgan' fellow of which you-all speak? I have just arrived here from the planet 'WhereZit' and am not yet 'tuned' into what/who/whereis the most gratifying.
Is He someoneI should be getting * 'real close' * to?
We're all really radioactive, you know and *this* is how we show affection, and good feelings.......

Posted by: Uncle Kevvie says : Howdy All at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (gZD5/)

94 Why don't we watch your other interviews Piers Morgan? Because you're an arrogant, uninformed buffoon in all of them, fawning over those you agree with, and rudely argumentative with the left.

Because no matter who you're interviewing, you're still a criminal fraud from a tired old island whose employment by CNN remains a matter of mystery unless it is for your willingness to spout the right lies.

Because, when all is said and done, Robin Leach did it first and better years ago.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 21, 2013 11:57 AM (qvify)

95 I read the words preening d-bag and thought it was going to be about Joe Scarborough, the last true conservative.

Posted by: ejo at January 21, 2013 12:07 PM (GXvSO)

96 Gun owners are becoming the new oppressed blacks of the pre-civil rights movement era. Maybe we should adopt strategies and slogans from the civil rights movement.

We shouldn't be judged by the things we possess, but on the content of our character.

Posted by: Marmo at January 21, 2013 12:23 PM (pcgW1)

97 that was wonderful. Bracing, invigorating even. Begging for a beneficient police state. Insisting others be as unprepared. We the sheeple.

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2013 12:38 PM (Dnbau)

98 Piers Morgan is an arrogantidiot! Imagineif the BBC hired a Texanjournalist to trash talk the UK...how do you think that would go over in London...Piers?

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