Whoa

Visualizing ten dimensions.

Even more incredible is the idea you can jump "ahead" or through higher dimensions using additional dimensions to do so.

[Update - Andy]: Related - and at half price, too.

Posted by: CAC at 08:06 PM



Comments

1 Mescaline is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:09 PM (aozUR)

2 Even more incredible is the idea you can jump "ahead" or through higher dimensions using additional dimensions to do so.

... including time. I remember doing the Time Warp ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2013 08:09 PM (x/Mi/)

3 Contact high!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 08:09 PM (1OZSU)

4 Hmm.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2013 08:10 PM (Pf/z7)

5 Someone needs to take CAC's pain pills away.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2013 08:10 PM (X6akg)

6 I'll have as many dimensions as I wish, for I am without constraint

Posted by: wimpy o'pezznizzle at January 19, 2013 08:10 PM (7VoHu)

7 WTF

Posted by: spypeach at January 19, 2013 08:12 PM (pwTow)

8 Anybody got any good recipes or weather forecasts to post?

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2013 08:12 PM (OZPoa)

9 #6
You can't as the video explains. Jumping into the 10th dimension leaves you circling back into the 9th. There is no way to get any higher.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:12 PM (RgbWA)

10 I'm hungry.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 08:14 PM (kpCLl)

11 That kind of stuff always makes my head hurt like when I try to imagine how big the universe is or where the matter came from that started the big bang or where the heck is the universe.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:17 PM (M/TDA)

12 Wow, CAC, I wanna party with you . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:17 PM (NaNKB)

13 "There is no way to get any higher."

I'm sure you'll figure something out, CAC.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 08:18 PM (Hz1zc)

14 CAC -

Does the coyote sound like Johnny Cash when he talks to you, too?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:18 PM (aozUR)

15 This post is now 50% more groovy, man.

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2013 08:18 PM (OZPoa)

16 Is this bat country?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:19 PM (aozUR)

17 I can tell this is gonna be 12:45 of my life that I'm not gonna get back.

Unless this allows time travel, of course.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:19 PM (NaNKB)

18 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 08:19 PM (0WLla)

19 Makes me want to read Flatland again.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 19, 2013 08:20 PM (IlZPo)

20 You say "you can..."

But you don't say HOW I can do it.

I would love to, but I can't seem to get it to happen no matter how hard I will it to.

What am I doing wrong?

Oh CAC, if you're ever up in norcal let me know. We'll get smashed for days.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 08:20 PM (NSO0r)

21 Is there a girl with












 kaleidoscope eyes?



Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:21 PM (aozUR)

22 Look, I just want hot chicks in mini-skirt uniforms.

If this shit doesn't get me there, what else ya got?

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:21 PM (tBnjP)

23 Soooo CAC, are you hearing colors yet?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 19, 2013 08:21 PM (Gk3SS)

24 I think the Senate map did CAC in.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 19, 2013 08:22 PM (X11b6)

25 #17 It does allow time travel but you need to enter the 5th dimension to do so.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:22 PM (RgbWA)

26 You think the video is 'out there'? There's NOTHING on TV. I'm watching an old "Lost in Space" re-run on MeTV (one of those new, over-the-air digital channels).

Oh, and yeah, I have no life.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:22 PM (NaNKB)

27
When did CAC go all WavyGravy on us?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 08:22 PM (nd1BX)

28 I want to go to the dimension where Obama is the School Janitor getting pelted by 3rd graders with Salsbury Steaks.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 08:22 PM (Qxdfp)

29 It does allow time travel but you need to enter the 5th dimension to do so.

I'd have gotten that far, honest, except I refreshed the thread to see the new comments and, well.

Now it'll be ANOTHER 12:45 of my life I won't get back. Unless, etc.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:23 PM (NaNKB)

30 I heard Romney won in a landslide in the ninth dimension. Can you confirm, CAC?

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 08:23 PM (Hz1zc)

31 Of course - CAC didn't listen to Wavy Gravy's warning, did he?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 08:24 PM (Qxdfp)

32 Chili's ready.

FYI, it has beans AND tomatoes, because Midwest.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:24 PM (hO8IJ)

33 what a bunch of crap

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 08:24 PM (8sCoq)

34 CAC: How many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:24 PM (UOM48)

35 But can we put it on a bumper sticker?

And abuse dogs at the same time?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:24 PM (NaNKB)

36 CAC stole my motherfuckin' stash.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (ZshNr)

37 34 CAC: How many fingers am I holding up?

Eleventy-seven?

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (Hz1zc)

38 Ever drop your keys into the 5th dimension?

Total bitch to get them back.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (tBnjP)

39 32
Chili's ready.

FYI, it has beans AND tomatoes, because Midwest.





*mouth watering*

Did you make cornbread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (UOM48)

40 bumper sticker:

My other dimensions are phase spaces

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

41 Poppycock. This doesn't have Dimension X. How does he account for Krang?

Exactly.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (uhAkr)

42 42

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:26 PM (tBnjP)

43 No cornbread...I thought I had a Jiffy corn muffins in the pantry but I guess I used the last one last time I made chili. Dammit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:26 PM (hO8IJ)

44 Poppycock. This doesn't have Dimension X. How does he account for Krang?

Exactly.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 08:25 PM (uhAkr)

Dimension X is a lettered dimension, not a numbered one. That'll be in the next video.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:26 PM (aozUR)

45 In which dimension is Cthulhu a 7-11 night manager?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 08:26 PM (8sCoq)

46 This post will go down in AoSHQ history as the Night of the Flashback: CAC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (UOM48)

47 I read Flat lands under duress, I hate all dimensions other than the one I'm operating in at any given moment.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (ZshNr)

48 In which dimension is Cthulhu a 7-11 night manager?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 08:26 PM (8sCoq)

This one.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (tBnjP)

49 Awesome, movie theatre scene in The Blob coming up.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (0WLla)

50 42
42


Well done, that eman.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (NaNKB)

51 I'm feeling high just reading CAC's posts tonight. *wow*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:28 PM (UOM48)

52 I see Cher walking CAC back and forth across the room all night long.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:28 PM (tBnjP)

53 Obama plays 10 dimensional chess doesn't he?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 08:28 PM (9XBK2)

54
Excellent. Those teenage hot rodders will get theirs soon!

Straight to the 11th dimension of Blobdom!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (0WLla)

55 Wow that song hasn't gotten any better in the last thirty years where's the acid?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (si7/7)

56 I thought there wasn't going to be any math

Posted by: Elie Light at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (ygAxO)

57 All CAC needs now is a ghostie suddenly showing itself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (UOM48)

58 Darn, wish I was close enough to drop in on Heather. That chili sounds delicious. Hash brown casserole here. Its really next weeks breakfasts but I'm too lazy to cook something else for supper as well.

Posted by: Palerider at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (vL0Nv)

59 Remember, according to the multiverse theory, somewhere out there, you are Batman. Or, if you're Ace and you hate Batman, you're Sterling Mallory Archer.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (aozUR)

60 42
42

Well done, that eman.
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (NaNKB)

It only worked in this Universe.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:29 PM (tBnjP)

61 jane please stop talking about ghosts.....i won't be able to sleep

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 08:30 PM (GVxQo)

62 So if . . .

er . . .

Obama grows a goatee, then we KNOW that we're living in the alternate universe?

Or are we there already?

This is gonna take more beer . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:31 PM (NaNKB)

63 Can we have a thread about which super hero can whip another super hero? And maybe discover the answer to why doesn't Goofy bark like Pluto?

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2013 08:31 PM (Xzksm)

64 jordan

shouldn't you be counting your guns or something?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 08:31 PM (GVxQo)

65 OMG
The narrator makes it sound so simple. I hate him.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:31 PM (M/TDA)

66 And maybe discover the answer to why doesn't Goofy bark like Pluto?

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2013 08:31 PM (Xzksm)

Racism and/or liberal usage of lobotomies in the Disney universe.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:32 PM (aozUR)

67


You think the video is 'out there'? There's NOTHING on TV. I'm watching
an old "Lost in Space" re-run on MeTV (one of those new, over-the-air
digital channels).

Do you love the evil fembot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 19, 2013 08:32 PM (ZS1LI)

68
jordan



shouldn't you be counting your guns or something?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 08:31 PM (GVxQo)


That would require folding the sixth dimension.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 08:32 PM (uhAkr)

69 I recognize that stain on the table in Sick Bay

Posted by: Bones McCoy at January 19, 2013 08:33 PM (Dll6b)

70 CAC is swaying back and forth as he whips up a batch of dark matter pudding.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:33 PM (tBnjP)

71 http://bit.ly/WCV2tV
Heavy stuff.

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 08:33 PM (VMcEw)

72 can you play five dimensional chess in the 10th dimension?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 08:34 PM (GVxQo)

73 Do you love the evil fembot?

Goddamn tenth dimension video distracted me, and I missed her. Er, it.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:34 PM (NaNKB)

74 >>shouldn't you be counting your guns or something?
>>Posted by: phoenixgirl

That would require folding the sixth dimension.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk


No. Just folding his dick up his own ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 08:34 PM (KDq5l)

75 Walt Disney was racist? But his biggest star, Mickey Mouse, was a Negro.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2013 08:34 PM (Xzksm)

76 Top. Men.
http://t.co/RRkkPZNz

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:35 PM (hO8IJ)

77 You know what's amazing about that Fifth Dimension video? The way they incorporated empty pizza boxes as the "space ship" stage. Awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:35 PM (UOM48)

78 What was the name of that dude who did a TV show on PBS on string theory? I hate him too.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:35 PM (M/TDA)

79
I visualize at least ten dimensions every time I ride my scoot....cage drivers are such assholes....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:35 PM (FLRP9)

80 I'm pissed I don't live where Reagan is an immortal vampire slayer.

Actually, I gave up at Phase Space. Sounds like horseshit.

When we gain the control anti-grav I'll revisit this kind of pointy headed silliness.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 08:36 PM (OQpzc)

81 cage drivers are such assholes

I learned an important lesson during my (now sadly ended) days as a motorcycle rider: People in cars and trucks ARE actually all trying to kill you.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:37 PM (NaNKB)

82 Poor Choomy Preezy, he missed the Age of Aquarius, he was still in Indonesia.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 19, 2013 08:37 PM (lGu1O)

83 I got as far as Michael Jackson still being alive and performing with the 5th Dimension and my brain started itching something wicked.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 19, 2013 08:37 PM (aZ6ew)

84 I did it!

I just split an atom... With my mind!!

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 08:37 PM (NSO0r)

85 Hash brown casserole here.

That sounds like the food of the gods, Palerider. googling it now . . .wondering if anyone delivers . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (kpCLl)

86

CAC: You may have given Professor von Totenkopf the means to access the universe where Michael Jackson still lives. Good is unlikely to come from this. What were you thinking?

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (x/Mi/)

87 You need to watch all the way through. The 8th/9th/10th dimension bit is where it really gets odd.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (RgbWA)

88 hopeless
congratulations!!!! you won a certificate of participation!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (GVxQo)

89 What was the name of that dude who did a TV show on PBS on string theory? I hate him too.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:35 PM (M/TDA)

All I remember is a smarmy asian dude that needed a haircut.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (OQpzc)

90 I just split an atom... With my mind!!

No, dude, I think that was your pants.

And whoo! Lay off the chili. With beans.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:39 PM (NaNKB)

91 ...

Posted by: jj at January 19, 2013 08:39 PM (bbIPn)

92 There's a parallel universe where I'm Ace Rimmer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:39 PM (hO8IJ)

93 83
My question was " Why would anyone want to alive in a dimension where Michael Jackson is still alive?". Elvis I can see, but Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:39 PM (M/TDA)

94 That sounds like the food of the gods, Palerider. googling it now . . .wondering if anyone delivers . . .
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (kpCLl)

Way better than grits, that's for sure.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 08:39 PM (OQpzc)

95
3932
Chili's ready.

FYI, it has beans AND tomatoes, because Midwest.




*mouth watering*

Did you make cornbread?


This is not chili...it is meat stew.....proper chili has no beans and no vegetable matter that can be seen. Texas sez so. However, enjoy.....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:40 PM (FLRP9)

96 What was the name of that dude who did a TV show on PBS on string theory? I hate him too.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:35 PM (M/TDA)

Ichigo Kurosaki

Posted by: Aizen at January 19, 2013 08:40 PM (tBnjP)

97 >> Hash brown casserole here.

Don't say hash.

Unless you have some.

/CAC

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2013 08:40 PM (OZPoa)

98 But if all possible universes exist in dimension 8...
what if a universe exists that destroys all other universes?
Since that could be, that means nothing is, and everything is, simultaneously.

We are all cats in a box.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:40 PM (RgbWA)

99 This is not chili...it is meat stew.

Fffft. Stew has carrots and no chili pepper.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:41 PM (hO8IJ)

100 89
I remember..Brian Green or Greene. Too smart for his own brain. I hate him.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:41 PM (M/TDA)

101
Excellent. That projectionist is about to get Blobbed!

Off to the 11th dimension with you sucker!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (0WLla)

102 We are all cats in a box.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:40 PM (RgbWA



Those acid flashbacks are hell, aren't they?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (UOM48)

103 But if all possible universes exist in dimension 8...

what if a universe exists that destroys all other universes?

Since that could be, that means nothing is, and everything is, simultaneously.


Well, since time is merely a dimension, these things are all static above the fifth dimension.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (uhAkr)

104 Not to take anything away from all the other Barky voters, but does Manti Te'o have a lock on "stupidest muthafucka on the planet" or what?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (kpCLl)

105 How come his name is "Rob Bryanton" but he pronounces it "Rob Brianson?"

Could he be an Ancient Alien?

Quick, get the weird guy with the wild hair from the History Channel show on the line!

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:43 PM (NaNKB)

106 I just split an atom... With my mind!!
Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 08:37 PM (NSO0r)

What did you do with the excess energy released?

I split a hooker with my penis. She still calls. It is a problem.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 08:43 PM (OQpzc)

107 104
I still don't understand what that was all about.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:43 PM (M/TDA)

108
cage drivers are such assholes

I learned an important lesson during my (now sadly ended) days as a motorcycle rider: People in cars and trucks ARE actually all trying to kill you.


Sorry to hear...I'm just one or two compund fractures away from joinging you...but until then.....I'm gonna eat chili and ride my bike for as long as I can...

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:43 PM (FLRP9)

109 I used to take this crap in high school myself.

Unfortunately, the part of the high where you're grooving on alternate dimensions, stars and planets and other groovy stuff invariably gives way to the "bugs are burrowing into my legs" and the part where your dog tells you to kill your parents and all about the proper use of lime.

Lucky for me I never really believed there were bugs burrowing into my legs.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (Qxdfp)

110 104
Not to take anything away from all the other Barky voters, but does
Manti Te'o have a lock on "stupidest muthafucka on the planet" or what?


Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (kpCLl



Next up: Orca! He needs to absolve whatever "sins" he has or hasn't committed on her big ol' shoulders. Or sit in her fat lap. Whatever.


You know it's coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (UOM48)

111 Well, since time is merely a dimension, these things are all static above the fifth dimension.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 08:42 PM (uhAkr)
Then the theorist is flawed because he makes it sound like you jump and move by moving higher and higher, but you couldn't if things are static above.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (RgbWA)

112 . . . "if we imagine an ant, walking across walking across a newspaper . . ."

Either Rob Bryanton, or Rod Serling . . .

/cue Twilight Zone theme

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (NaNKB)

113 >> Not to take anything away from all the other Barky voters, but does Manti Te'o have a lock on "stupidest muthafucka on the planet" or what?

All those people who were lamely rebutting Alabama's football prowess with ND's academic standards are strangely quiet.

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2013 08:45 PM (OZPoa)

114 how does dreaming up extra dimensions or extra universes help explain the world around us

I say we try to cure cancer and diabetes and shit like that. THEN we can mentally masturbate over multidimensional phase space alternate reality bullshit


some people have waaay too much time on their hands

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 08:45 PM (8sCoq)

115 Once you get past the 6th Dimension you absolutely need a lawn tractor cuz the turf there gets thick as friggin' bamboo.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 19, 2013 08:45 PM (aZ6ew)

116 115
Lol

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:46 PM (M/TDA)

117 Alternating shots of moonshine with cans of beer has turned out to be a great idea. Just so you know.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 08:46 PM (ZshNr)

118 There's a parallel universe where I'm Ace Rimmer.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire I can't imagine Ace would object to that.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 08:46 PM (0WLla)

119
This is not chili...it is meat stew.

Fffft. Stew has carrots and no chili pepper.

Meat. Gravy = Chili

1st Dump
1 TBS Mild Bills Onion Granules
1 TBS Mild Bills Garlic Granules
1 TBS Beef Granules
1 TBS Chicken Granules
1 TBS Mild Bills San Antonio Original Chili Power
1 TBS Mexene Chili Power
1/8 tsp Salt
2 Dashes Louisiana Hot Sauce
2nd Dump
1 tsp Garlic Granules
1 TBS Cumin Mild Bills
1 Package Sazon Goya
1 TBS Cowtown Light Chili Power Mild Bills
1 TBS Mexene Chili Power
1/8 tsp Cayenne Pepper
2 Dashes Louisiana Hot Sauce
Brown 2 lbs of Chili Grind drain off grease add 1 can beef broth, ½ can chicken broth, and add 1 ½ cans of tomato sauce. Bring up to a boil and then reduce heat to a slow simmer for 40 min. Add 1st Dump and simmer for 40 min. then add 2nd Dump cook on low heat for 25 min. Taste you may have to add salt and if it’s too hot, add 1/8 tsp brown sugar if needed.
Hope this works for you Good Luck

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:47 PM (FLRP9)

120 I would love to see the evil fembot take out Professor Smith.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2013 08:47 PM (jlngc)

121 Programming note: Saturday is now freshman dorm philosophizin' night at the HQ. Make sure to remember your 'shrooms.

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2013 08:47 PM (OZPoa)

122 108 I learned an important lesson during my (now sadly ended) days as a
motorcycle rider: People in cars and trucks ARE actually all trying to
kill you.


No shit that.

Especially lately - what the hell is it with people not doing anything to secure what's in the back of their trucks?

I was driving (a car thank God) the other day and saw a friggin' lawn mower in the other lane.

Lately it's been lumber, tires, rakes, entire garbage bags full of crap - all of which would be delightful to hit or have thrown up in front of you.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 08:47 PM (Qxdfp)

123 121
Groovy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:48 PM (M/TDA)

124 Hey, video guy keeps talking about "long, undulating snakes."

Kinky.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:49 PM (NaNKB)

125 CAC,

Because that's not a possible universe.

It could exist as an unpossible 9th dimensional point, the serving as the means to get between 2 possible universes.

Getting between all unpossible and all possible universes? You rebound back from the 10th and into the 9th.

Or if such a thing is offensive to God, you get knocked down to the 1st and have to start all over again. Shit.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 08:49 PM (BDHOa)

126 119

Sounds like the "third dump" is gonna burn the most.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2013 08:49 PM (Qxdfp)

127 Then the theorist is flawed because he makes it sound like you jump and move by moving higher and higher, but you couldn't if things are static above.
Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (RgbWA)

What crap. The hotel room at the Motel Six is a void until I enter it an give it meaning. The hooker just adds more reality since there are two minds giving it reality that did not exist while it was without form from not being observed.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 08:50 PM (OQpzc)

128 Then the theorist is flawed because he makes it
sound like you jump and move by moving higher and higher, but you
couldn't if things are static above.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 08:44 PM (RgbWA)


The higher dimensions contain all possibilities and all probable universes already. It's all 'done' and written and no event will erase them.
This would account for inter-universe travel (and destruction) I believe.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 08:50 PM (uhAkr)

129 Peaches. I don't know. All the ESPN and other "journalists" who supposedly know how to research yet just breathlessly reported on that great human interest story w/o doing one whit of checking on it would seem to qualify as dumber than the Manti himself to me.

Posted by: Palerider at January 19, 2013 08:50 PM (vL0Nv)

130 Te'o is either real stupid or in on the hoax.I think signs point to the latter.Though the hoax itself was stupid,eventually he was going to get caught.Maybe that Tuiasasopo guy is his gay lover.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 08:50 PM (9XBK2)

131
No shit that.

Especially lately - what the hell is it with people not doing anything to secure what's in the back of their trucks?

Obama Voters.....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:50 PM (FLRP9)

132 I'm a little frightened of "onion granules." I usually just chop up a real onion.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:50 PM (hO8IJ)

133 I would love to see the evil fembot take out Professor Smith.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2013 08:47 PM (jlngc)

Amen. Creating fembots would be an honorable use of GeekTime. This shit is not helping anyone.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 08:52 PM (OQpzc)

134 What a bunch of gobbledygook, not to appear racist or anything, but we better pull trigger here in the the third and let our betters worry about 4-10. Haters will rule!

Posted by: and irresolute at January 19, 2013 08:53 PM (DBH1h)

135
Sounds like the "third dump" is gonna burn the most.


Don't be skeered...trust me..I'm a random 'ron from the interwebs....

(it's actually good) of course, I am Texan......my dumps stopped hurting at age three..

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:53 PM (FLRP9)

136 Hey, video guy keeps talking about "long, undulating snakes."

Kinky.
Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 08:49 PM (NaNKB)
-------------------------------------------------------
Long Undulating Snake was my nickname in college.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 19, 2013 08:53 PM (jucos)

137 There's no upside for Teo in the hoax. He got boned by a couple psycho liars and then lied to ameliorate his embarrassment, that's what I think. Stupid kids are stupid kids, no matter what their projected draft status.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 08:54 PM (ZshNr)

138 Jones,

It actually helps by laying the groundwork for better quantum computing.

A universal cure for cancer (if possible) could be achieved by a functional quantum computer, possibly instantaneously, by searching all possible expressions of space for the one where it (or an approximation of it) has existence.

Or a doorway could open allowing Cthulu thru. SDly, we can't know which is more likely without asking a quantum computer.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 08:54 PM (62WS0)

139
I'm a little frightened of "onion granules." I usually just chop up a real onion.

Pendery Spices in Ft. Worth...online...check 'em out...

www.penderys.com/

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:54 PM (FLRP9)

140 Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 08:38 PM (x/Mi/)

Cthulhu on a pogo-stick! Didn't I leave you in the Hollow Earth getting pulled apart by icthyosaurs?

Just because an all-Michael Jackson (the singer) universe exists doesn't mean I'd try to access it. The all-Michael Jackson (the late beer critic) universe, however...

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:55 PM (aozUR)

141 This conversation seems a little..... "disjointed". Or maybe it's "jointed."
Yea, that's what it is.

Requires liberal application of alcohol. Perhaps it will make a wee bit of sense then.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T)

142 M-Theory is an extension of string theory. Not every physicist believes string theory, so please take this video with a grain of salt.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 19, 2013 08:56 PM (FsUAO)

143 Cac? which part of your body has the boo-boo ?

i keed,

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe)

144 Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 08:47 PM


And yet you put tomato sauce in yours. What's that about?

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (bAGA/)

145 Also, it's not that Walt Disney himself is racist, but that the denizens of the universe he created are. Once you create a universe in fiction, it comes into existence somewhere in the multiverse. I believe Trey Parker and Matt Stone addressed this in their groundbreaking three-part documentary series "Imaginationland".

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (aozUR)

146 125
You sound like you understand this concept of 10 dimensions. Show off! LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (M/TDA)

147 So there is a universe where the South won, Hitler won and Obama lost and guns a given away on Halloween like candy?

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (VMcEw)

148 I believe DayMan -- Fighter of the NightMan, Champion of the Sun -- is a 10th dimensional being.

Without him there would be neither Karate nor Friendship. Not for you, not for me. Not for Everyone.

Thank You 10-dimensional beings of energy. Thank you.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (ZPrif)

149 ...and that is why God is God, and we is ignert.

Posted by: Moana at January 19, 2013 08:58 PM (QRoQU)

150 >> I believe Trey Parker and Matt Stone addressed this in their groundbreaking three-part documentary series "Imaginationland".

Hahahaha

Posted by: Andy at January 19, 2013 08:58 PM (OZPoa)

151 So, Andy has this at half-price? ... or did I misread that? My God, it's full of stars!

Posted by: and irresolute at January 19, 2013 08:58 PM (DBH1h)

152 If Professor Mylantin had filmed that in my bedroom closet he could have recorded some kick ass dimensions that industrial strength bug bombs won't penetrate.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 19, 2013 08:59 PM (aZ6ew)

153 Going to YouTube for a Day man vs Night man fix.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 08:59 PM (ZshNr)

154 Once you create a universe in fiction, it comes into existence somewhere
in the multiverse.


I think that was the plot of Red Dwarf Series IX.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 19, 2013 08:59 PM (hO8IJ)

155 Taste you may have to add salt and if it’s too hot, add 1/8 tsp brown sugar if needed.
Hope this works for you Good Luck

Posted by: Hill Country Texanp


Beef and chicken bouillon powder have salt in them usually. If there's any in Mild Bill's, then there's a shit-ton of salt in that recipe for only 2lbs of meat.

Louisiana Hot Sauce is anything but. Hot = Dave's Insanity Sauce.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 08:59 PM (KDq5l)

156 do you have to tip $1 to see a mobius strip?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 08:59 PM (p/cQy)

157 So there is a universe where the South won, Hitler won and Obama lost and guns a given away on Halloween like candy?
Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (VMcEw)

Yeah, butr don't tell the politicians or they'll declare a war on demensions and we'll go bankrupt even faster.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:00 PM (OQpzc)

158
And yet you put tomato sauce in yours. What's that about?


Earlier post...Meat. Gravy = chili...Vegetable matter that can be seen (onions, peppers, garlic, etc.) es no bueno....but, hey chili is a regional taste. I've had yours..try mine sometime. Hopefully, in CAC's twisted 10th Dimension...

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:00 PM (FLRP9)

159 Hmmm. I appear to be too sober for this post but if I want to stay up to see my bb break my heart and lose in five sets I really shouldn't drink more. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 19, 2013 09:00 PM (Gk3SS)

160 Too funny ....

a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll finds that the National Rifle Association is more popular than the entertainment industry

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 19, 2013 09:00 PM (e8kgV)

161 Once you create a universe in fiction, it comes into existence somewhere in the multiverse.

What happens if you create a multiverse in fiction?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 09:01 PM (uhAkr)

162 My puppeh has been ultra-spastic today. She's teething but I also think she's coming up on a heat cycle or something, although she's only 4.5 mos old. I'm getting her spayed next week.

Meanwhile, the older doggeh and I are tag-team putting her in her place. Doggeh's on deck right now. She has the advantage of actually being able to bite back.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 09:01 PM (5H6zj)

163
Beef and chicken bouillon powder have salt in them usually. If there's any in Mild Bill's, then there's a shit-ton of salt in that recipe for only 2lbs of meat.

Louisiana Hot Sauce is anything but. Hot = Dave's Insanity Sauce.


That's why you only use 1/8th TSP of salt, en toto....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:01 PM (FLRP9)

164 The prophets: Firesign Theatre:

http://youtu.be/lmWFrMq3qNY ("I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus")

http://youtu.be/zvyBVqUTlk0 ("Everything You Know Is Wrong")

http://youtu.be/dGTY_jTZ-Zo ("Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers" - sadly in four parts on YT)

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:02 PM (NaNKB)

165 Manti is mainly just dumb. The hoaxer seems to have done parts of the same hoax on other polynesian guys.

If you are a super-devout polynesian Mormon dude in Indiana -- having a beautiful super devout polynesian Mormon chick contact you through Facebook might easily seem the perfect match.

The hoaxer guy knew all the right buttons to push since he was from the same community.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2013 09:02 PM (ZPrif)

166 A master of karate and friendship for everyone, Day man....

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 09:02 PM (ZshNr)

167 I take it that CAC is driving to Vegas with his lawyer again

Posted by: zimriel at January 19, 2013 09:02 PM (rBB5w)

168 What happens if you create a multiverse in fiction?


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 09:01 PM (uhAkr)

Turtles. All the way down. Plus, that burned up evil thing in the toaster oven in Time Bandits shows up.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:03 PM (aozUR)

169 So,somewhee in the Multiverse Scientology is based on facts?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 09:03 PM (9XBK2)

170 is Imagineationland close to WestWorld? Yul Brynner came from there. Before he dies of lung cancer. 2 pack a day smoker was he.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2013 09:03 PM (3WwWx)

171
Not every physicist believes string theory, so please take this video with a grain of salt.

*Eye twitches*

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at January 19, 2013 09:03 PM (0WLla)

172 Wedding Crashers on CC now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 09:04 PM (piMMO)

173 >>>Hmmm. I appear to be too sober for this post.

I'm just on my second scotch and it is all simply gibberish. It looks like a 6-8 scotch thread, but then nobody's said anything for me to yell about. So what's the point?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:04 PM (4Mv1T)

174 119--- I assume by "2 lbs of Chili Grind" you mean 2 lbs of ground beef? Round? Chuck? Sirloin?

This recipe sounds good to me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 09:04 PM (C8mVl)

175
Poor Blob. Frozen by man's mortal enemy carbon dioxide and now all alone up in the Arctic.

Or is it?

?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 09:04 PM (0WLla)

176 I want to live in the universe where judge Janine Pirro shoots reporters in the face and posts the videos to utube.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:05 PM (OQpzc)

177 175 Of course in the 80's remake(early 90's?) the blob was created by EVIL military scientists.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 09:06 PM (9XBK2)

178 After reading over 600 comments in the last thread, I now read every comment in this thread as if it's a bumper sticker.



Might be time to go do something else....


Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2013 09:06 PM (X6akg)

179 Sadly, omits any reference to Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 09:06 PM (kPFAg)

180 That's why you only use 1/8th TSP of salt, en toto....
Posted by: Hill Country Texan


How's that?

1 TBS Beef Granules - salt
1 TBS Chicken Granules - salt
...
1/8 tsp Salt - salt
...
2 Dashes Louisiana Hot Sauce - salt
...
1 Package Sazon Goya - salt
...
2 Dashes Louisiana Hot Sauce - salt


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 09:06 PM (KDq5l)

181
I assume by "2 lbs of Chili Grind" you mean 2 lbs of ground beef? Round? Chuck? Sirloin?


I usually get a Mock Tender roast and cube into 3/8" A lot of work, but any good butcher can hook you up, and do a lot of the prework for you. Or, if you live somewhere they actually grind sirloin into "chili grind" that will work as well.

Sorry...it's the Texan....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:07 PM (FLRP9)

182 >a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll finds that the National Rifle
Association is more popular than the entertainment industry



except on television, which apparently is in another dimension

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:07 PM (8sCoq)

183 I can't wait for CAC to "wake up" two or three days from now.

heheheheheheheh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:07 PM (UOM48)

184 My puppeh has been ultra-spastic today. She's teething but I also think she's coming up on a heat cycle or something, although she's only 4.5 mos old. I'm getting her spayed next week.

Meanwhile, the older doggeh and I are tag-team putting her in her place. Doggeh's on deck right now. She has the advantage of actually being able to bite back.
Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 09:01 PM (5H6zj)
---------------------------------------------------
Nothing worse than trying to keep a diaper on a dog in heat. I tried to keep my dogs line vital but could no longer stand the mess the heat produced. I eventually got her fixed.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 19, 2013 09:07 PM (jucos)

185 I think car and motorcycle racing need a new series where they somehow are constantly changing the actual track.

Top level racing is too much about robotic precision and optimizing the path through the track. Needs more random track changes.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 19, 2013 09:07 PM (ZPrif)

186 AND TERMINATOR:SALVATION SUCKS

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:07 PM (8sCoq)

187
Of course in the 80's remake(early 90's?) the blob was created by EVIL military scientists.

The most sinister kind!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 09:08 PM (0WLla)

188 Stevo,

Maybe. Its more likely they were possible, but were not realized, never obtained matter/form, and because of that are unpossible shadows of what is.

Which is the 9th/10th problem mentioned above. The only way to bridge the 2 (all possible, all unpossible), would be literally "impossible.". Thus rebounding you back into the 9th at your starting point.

A lot of this stuff is just the application of Thomistic logic to modern science. The above problem being resolved by the fact that the 10th dimension IS, and everything below it being contingent upon it, thus preventing going through it to bridge all unpossibilities and all possibilities.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:08 PM (VHSuw)

189
How's that?

1 TBS Beef Granules - salt
1 TBS Chicken Granules - salt
...
1/8 tsp Salt - salt
...
2 Dashes Louisiana Hot Sauce - salt
...
1 Package Sazon Goya - salt
...
2 Dashes Louisiana Hot Sauce - salt

Look, if you're at risk of having a stroke, leave out the 1/8th TSP of salt..otherwise, try it and let me know.

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:08 PM (FLRP9)

190 I sent our son the 5th Dimension vid, because this week is his birfday.

Can't wait for his reaction.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:09 PM (UOM48)

191 http://bit.ly/Wtyur7

Looks like the Germans are joining the Greeks in 'Slipping Wood, Not Atoms'.

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 09:09 PM (VMcEw)

192 My Other Post Is #178

Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2013 09:09 PM (ZshNr)

193 >>Nothing worse than trying to keep a diaper on a dog in heat.

Yeah, I've never been thru it but reading about it - yuck!

Glad I made the appt b/c I really don't think the teething is adequate explanation for how spastic she's been today.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 09:09 PM (5H6zj)

194 187 Somewhat refreshingly the head scientist was a black man.So there's that.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 09:10 PM (9XBK2)

195 My eight-year-old Julie and I just got our minds blown. What fun!

I'd never really thought about the dimensions above 5

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 09:11 PM (I2LwF)

196 >>>don't think the teething is adequate explanation for how spastic she's been today.

When my childhood pet beagle was a pup, he stayed in the yard during the day and chewed down at least one fruit tree sapling (maybe 2" diameter?). It was like we owned a frikin' beaver.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:12 PM (4Mv1T)

197 HERE IS A question for all the SMFs on the thread:


what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

198 and everyone knows chili comes from a can purchased at King Sooper

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:13 PM (8sCoq)

199 what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?

The Unpaired Sock Paradox.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:13 PM (NaNKB)

200 The more I think about it, I may prefer to be in the universe where I'm Archer rather than Batman. Sure, you'd be Batman, but the constant late nights, the ephebophilia accusations, and the spinal injuries might be a bit much.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:14 PM (aozUR)

201 what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

Just making shit up to explain why the observed universe calls bullshit on their previous theories?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:14 PM (OQpzc)

202 aaaaaaaaaaaand I kill the thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:14 PM (8sCoq)

203 Not sure I like that fifth dimension so much.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 09:14 PM (cnS/d)

204 what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)



How to get funding?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 19, 2013 09:15 PM (Gk3SS)

205 ...The Unpaired Sock Paradox.

And the horde has now produced a Nobel prize nominee!!

(Hell, if O'Brambles got one, this suggestion is worth at least three. Really.)

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:16 PM (4Mv1T)

206
Somewhat refreshingly the head scientist was a black man.So there's that.

Probably just a Republican cornballhouse scientist!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 19, 2013 09:16 PM (0WLla)

207 Jim Kirk has fucked all ten dimensions and never called any of them even though he said he would.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 09:16 PM (tBnjP)

208
and everyone knows chili comes from a can purchased at King Sooper


Pure evil......from the 8th Dimension....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:16 PM (FLRP9)

209 what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?
---

How not to get lost in a parking garage?

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 09:17 PM (VMcEw)

210 >>what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

It would be a lot easier than burying your guns and ammo in your backyard.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 19, 2013 09:17 PM (aZ6ew)

211 Jones,

See my post above about quantum computing.

It's faster (for some things) to search all possible fields of space for where the answer already is, then to come up with it by brute force.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:17 PM (j6Axb)

212 so, that "medical marijuana" script seems to be working out well...

Posted by: AltonJackson is eight and a half feet tall and bullet-resistant at January 19, 2013 09:17 PM (JMmQ9)

213 OMG, I forgot about Firesign Theatre's (in)famous Bear Whiz Beer commercial . . .

http://youtu.be/_rmwEyIBBQM

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:18 PM (NaNKB)

214 SyFy is showing a movie called "Tasmanian Devil" wherein daredevil parachutists drop in on the Tasmanian jungle and encounter giant Tasmanian devils

stars Danica McKellar and Apolo Ohno



fuck- it kicks Gone With The Wind's ASS

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:18 PM (8sCoq)

215 Jones...that is sacrilege...at least do 2 Alarm...

Posted by: Moana at January 19, 2013 09:18 PM (QRoQU)

216 what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)

A lot of this is high-level spit-ballin' and theorizing without any substantial proof. Theoretical physicists are encouraged to think stuff up and throw it at the wall to see what winds up being true.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 19, 2013 09:19 PM (uhAkr)

217 I read this whole thread just to see if Mr. Mxyzpltk made his appearance.

Alas, no.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 19, 2013 09:19 PM (GoIUi)

218 fuck- it kicks Gone With The Wind's ASS


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:18 PM (8sCoq)



Now that's the kind of quality entertainment I expect from SciFi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 19, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)

219 Oh, and the Cthulu thing wasn't a joke either. Though it's unlikely.

When CERN did mini-blackhole experiments there was a non 0 chance they'd fuck up and implode earth. High end science has real risks.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:19 PM (j6Axb)

220 everybody talks about quantum computers but no one ever seems to build one


come on- theoretical physics is a dodge, a scam- it's like hawking organic water

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:20 PM (8sCoq)

221
"what problem are physicists trying to solve by creating all these extra dimensions and universes?"

I suspect they are seeking a universe where they can get laid.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:20 PM (Hz1zc)

222 181 -- Yes, good! I was thinking that finely cubed or shredded might be even better than the usual ground meat.

I have a couple of pieces of beef in the freezer I bought on sale a while ago that I need to use. I think I am going to try this World Famous Authentic Texas Chili!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 09:21 PM (C8mVl)

223 I caught this physicist on some religious channel making the scientific case for the existence of God.Interesting,though of course,faith doesn't require proof.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 09:22 PM (9XBK2)

224 218 fuck- it kicks Gone With The Wind's ASS


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 09:18 PM (8sCoq)

--------------

Now that's the kind of quality entertainment I expect from SciFi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 19, 2013 09:19 PM (Gk3SS)




If it doesn't have a hot bimbo in the movie, it isn't Syfy. Lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)

225 >>>Mr. Mxyzpltk

Hadn't thought about THAT little dude since I bought my last Superman comic in, oh, say...1966?

Talk about a CAC style flashback.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:24 PM (4Mv1T)

226 Mofongo!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 09:25 PM (C8mVl)

227 If it doesn't have a hot bimbo in the movie, it isn't Syfy. Lol
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)

Did you ever notice the most super hot women never become superstars? What is up with that? Gotta be discrimination. Beautyism?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:25 PM (OQpzc)

228 "223 I caught this physicist on some religious channel making the scientific case for the existence of God.Interesting,though of course,faith doesn't require proof."

Just credulity.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:25 PM (Hz1zc)

229 You need to watch all the way through. The 8th/9th/10th dimension bit is where it really gets odd.

Yeah, he starts really reaching. The 9th dimension is like the 8th one, but with extra butter.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2013 09:25 PM (6TB1Z)

230 Jones,

Not true. There are several, just very unstable and only able to maintain for a few short moments of time.

Google has invested heavily in a joint project with DARPA, and likely has a functional semi-quantum computer.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:25 PM (j6Axb)

231 Tasmanian Tigers may not in fact be extinct.Like a good third of all the "extinctions" of the 20th century(and probably more to come).Of course they can simply lie without fear(ie Polar Bear numbers decreasing when the opposite is true)

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 09:26 PM (9XBK2)

232 164
The prophets: Firesign Theatre:
Posted by: filbert

Ohmigosh.........you're OLD. I love those guys! All their stuff is dated though. Politics that younger people don't know about, and they don't learn actual history in school nowadays (so it's not really their fault). For someone that grew up in that era it's hilarious. For anyone else, they don't get it. Such a shame.

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 09:26 PM (JMKN1)

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:26 PM (4Mv1T)

234 Starving.
Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?

Starving.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 09:26 PM (6gk77)

235 Well. Clearly, hitting "submit" doesn't "refresh" the page.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:27 PM (4Mv1T)

236 sTevo @ 71-
I got drunk with the Iron Butterfly drummer in Grand Junction once. No fooling. He was a regular guy and all. Met a really hot cougar that night, too.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 19, 2013 09:27 PM (kxlCQ)

237 234 Starving.
Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?

I suggests a soy bacon double cheeseburger.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:28 PM (Hz1zc)

238
Brown 2 lbs of Chili Grind

Protein granules?

Posted by: Cicedro Kid at January 19, 2013 09:28 PM (sHqf1)

239 CAC,

More edibles always does the trick.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:28 PM (j6Axb)

240 213
OMG, I forgot about Firesign Theatre's (in)famous Bear Whiz Beer commercial . . .

http://youtu.be/_rmwEyIBBQM


Posted by: filber

How 'bout Ralph's Pretty Good Gun Mart.another classic!

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 09:29 PM (JMKN1)

241 Starving.
Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 09:26 PM (6gk77)

Teriaki bowl from Jack in the Box?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:29 PM (OQpzc)

242 String Theory is the new cash cow and therefore sacrosanct.
Even if it is the southern production of said cow.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:29 PM (MhA4j)

243 Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?

Otherwise known as the 7 basic foods groups.

No, CAC. Sorry.

I'd just kill myself if I could never have a decent meal. But, I'm an optimist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 09:29 PM (x78Lm)

244
140 Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 08:55 PM (aozUR)

Cthulhu on a pogo-stick! Didn't I leave you in the Hollow Earth getting pulled apart by icthyosaurs?

Just because an all-Michael Jackson (the singer) universe exists doesn't mean I'd try to access it. The all-Michael Jackson (the late beer critic) universe, however...



Then my experimental brew was successful. I had feared that The Dead Man's Chest, in Dead Man's Grotto, would have alerted you to the potential of deception via a potent potable. Naturally, I was in little danger, and made my escape (or continued my holiday tour, either one) via the Kissimmee Kate.

But I note than my efforts have not been in vain ... while you still pose a fashion risk to ... someone ... a general return to fashion of bell-bottoms and vest suits seems to have been foiled. I shall now enjoy a well-earned and not-quite-ice-cold brew ...

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 09:30 PM (x/Mi/)

245 >>>Google has invested heavily in a joint project with DARPA, and likely has a functional semi-quantum computer.


Used to optimize searches for porn and kittehs

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 09:30 PM (I2LwF)

246 147So there is a universe where the South won, Hitler won and Obama lost and guns a given away on Halloween like candy?
Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 08:57 PM (VMcEw)
So, who started the civil war in that dimension?

Posted by: Ducks and runs away at January 19, 2013 09:31 PM (sHqf1)

247 CAC Low-fat refried beans on a flour tortilla with onions and tomatoes and some type of taco sauce.

Best I can do in a hurry.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 19, 2013 09:31 PM (GoIUi)

248 234 ---" Starving.
Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream? "

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 09:26 PM (6gk77)

See #233

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 09:31 PM (C8mVl)

249 >>>the Iron Butterfly drumme

Wasn't he, like, 17 when they recorded "In a gadda da vida"?

Which, for the uninitiated, is "Drunkeese" for, "In the Garden of Eden".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)

250 Stay away from those Bath Salts. One minute you think you're so smart this crap makes sense - - the next minute, you're chewing off some bum's face.

Posted by: Kortezzi at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (KYXpb)

251 So, who started the civil war in that dimension?
***

The Yankees, just like the last one and next one.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (MhA4j)

252 Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?
---
I assume you mean something you can make easily right now.

I'd go with spaghetti with canned or fresh tomatoes, some basil, garlic and a little vermouth.

Or soup. Soup is good food.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (5H6zj)

253 Then my experimental brew was successful. I had feared that The Dead Man's Chest, in Dead Man's Grotto,
would have alerted you to the potential of deception via a potent
potable. Naturally, I was in little danger, and made my escape (or
continued my holiday tour, either one) via the Kissimmee Kate.



But I note than my efforts have not been in vain ... while you still
pose a fashion risk to ... someone ... a general return to fashion of
bell-bottoms and vest suits seems to have been foiled. I shall now enjoy
a well-earned and not-quite-ice-cold brew ...



Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of
Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 09:30 PM (x/Mi/)

Ascots and codpieces or die, motherfucker!

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (aozUR)

254 Used to optimize searches for porn and kittehs

I always though HAL was a little kinky.

It was that voice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (x78Lm)

255
243Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?


Open one bottle of beer. Pour the beer into a glass. Drink the beer.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (sHqf1)

256 http://youtu.be/Fv041-dAnqs

"This is General Curtis Goatheart. If you are viewing this film, then we are under extraterrestrial attack. Beware: your brain may no longer be the boss."

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:32 PM (NaNKB)

257 Jack in the Box terriaki bowl

Sounds intriguing.

Shame I can't eat the tacos. I love them and the bacon cheddar potato wedges.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 09:33 PM (7TwHV)

258 >>>Mr. Mxyzpltk

Hadn't thought about THAT little dude since I bought my last Superman comic in, oh, say...1966?

Talk about a CAC style flashback.


Heh. I graduated from high school in 1966. I told you guys I was older than dirt.

I hated that Mr. Mxyzpltk character. You had to trick him into saying his name backwards in order to get him to return to his dimension. Those were always lame Superman stories.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 19, 2013 09:33 PM (GoIUi)

259 Why yes, I have entered my own little dimension here, so to speak. Why do you ask?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:33 PM (NaNKB)

260 By ascots and codpieces, I mean Boy Scout-style neckerchiefs and jock straps with protective cups. Only.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:34 PM (aozUR)

261 Truman,

Last i heard they're using it to design better quantum computers.

To be used to design better quantum computers....

To be used to design... AHH shit. Another one of those quantum continuity loops.

For some reason it keeps demanding "MOAR SOULS!"

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:34 PM (j6Axb)

262 Shame I can't eat the tacos. I love them and the bacon cheddar potato wedges.
Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 09:33 PM (7TwHV)

The fried jalepenos are like crack.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:35 PM (OQpzc)

263
"Shame I can't eat the tacos. I love them and the bacon cheddar potato wedges."


In the seventh dimension, There is a CAC eating tacos right now.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:35 PM (Hz1zc)

264 I may or may not be drinking a beer labeled "Mother's Little Helper IPA".

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:35 PM (aozUR)

265 In the seventh dimension, There is a CAC eating tacos right now.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:35 PM (Hz1zc)

But is that CAC Batman as well?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:36 PM (aozUR)

266
237234 Starving.
Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?

Holy Mother of God....We need a Good Food Injection, STAT!!


Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:36 PM (FLRP9)

267 I absolutely loathe and detest my impersonators. You vile right-wing
trolls are motivated solely by a racist hate of anyone who supports our
wise multicultural President. I am no better than a black person to you
because I love Barack Obama and his message with all my heart.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 19, 2013 09:36 PM (G6U3l)

268 Prof,

One of then (and only one) is. The rest aren't and are jealous.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:37 PM (j6Axb)

269 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 19, 2013 09:36 PM (G6U3l)

Here, Mary, have some of the blue moss . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:37 PM (NaNKB)

270 >>>You had to trick him into saying his name backwards

Hell, I just wanted to know how to say his name forwards. Its even harder than saying Mike Krzyzewski.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:38 PM (4Mv1T)

271 I'm waiting for D'oh Boy to e-mail me back tomorrow,

Mom, WTH, was that "Age of Aquarius" crap?

Me: Happy Birfday, Aquarian Boy!




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:38 PM (UOM48)

272 I absolutely loathe and detest my impersonators.

How do we know you are the real Mary????

Just post pics of your armpit hair. That should settle it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 09:39 PM (x78Lm)

273
Brown 2 lbs of Chili Grind

Protein granules?

This IS the 21st Century and all.....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:39 PM (FLRP9)

274 #270 My sisters aaaand I always called him Mr. Micks-ill-plick.

Not correct, but that's what we said. Funny memory from my childhood.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 19, 2013 09:40 PM (GoIUi)

275 While the Fifth Dimension was recording Age of Aquarius, thousands of boys were dying in Vietnam.

Love/Peace/Flower Power!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:40 PM (UOM48)

276
262Shame I can't eat the tacos. I love them and the bacon cheddar potato wedges.
Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 09:33 PM (7TwHV)


I'm eating a venison taco in ur honor, sir! With home-made salsa.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 09:40 PM (sHqf1)

277
Just post pics of your armpit hair. That should settle it.

winna, winna, we have a winna here......

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:41 PM (FLRP9)

278

267 Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro

Long time, no read. I take it that appreciate your ability to run your laptop / recharge its battery, and maintain a liveable indoor temperature, and appreciate the Federal judge in Brattleboro, VT who over-ruled your state's efforts to shut down Vermont Yankee (with its generation of 1/3 of Vermont's electricity).

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 09:41 PM (x/Mi/)

279 Any of you morons have some good low-fat recipe sans cheese beef pork bacon milk (unless nonfat) butter or cream?

***

Quarter a white onion, break two scrubbed but unpeeled carrots into thirds add to a chicken breast in a shallow roaster. salt pepper. drizzle a good olive oil over it.
Bake at 425 for 45 minutes. let cool for fifteen minutes and add veggies to a 32 oz box of chicken stock already simmering in a pot. cut up chicken and add to mix. five minutes and shut off fire. serve with toast or corn muffins. serves two people

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:41 PM (MhA4j)

280 Oh, come on, people.

NO Firesign Theatre fans at the HQ?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:42 PM (NaNKB)

281 Interesting reading the "benefactors" list of the immaculate on. Unions, bundles, big corporations, actors, entertainers and so on

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 09:42 PM (M/TDA)

282 I moved to Texas ten years ago. Most of the food is pretty good, but WTH is up with brisket? People rave about it, but it is low grade dog food. That just has to be Texans tricking yankees.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:43 PM (OQpzc)

283 Jane,

Sometimes looking back at history it's so easy to see the work of the wicked one, and yet we often fail to see it in the present.

Posted by: Hopeless at January 19, 2013 09:43 PM (j6Axb)

284 I hated that Mr. Mxyzpltk character. You had to trick him into saying his name backwards in order to get him to return to his dimension. Those were always lame Superman stories.


Not too secret fact: all of Superman's rogues gallery is stupid.

Very secret fact: Mr. Mitzul-pit-uh-lick shares his strange weakness with famous game show host Alex Trebek.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 09:44 PM (I2LwF)

285 281
Whoa. My auto correct really went to town.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 09:44 PM (M/TDA)

286 Kebert Xela.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 09:44 PM (I2LwF)

287
Sadly, Stan the Man went to another dimension today. http://tinyurl.com/b52jedj

Posted by: olddog at January 19, 2013 09:45 PM (MuE6W)

288 ...That just has to be Texans tricking yankees

No. That's what Liver Mush is for.

(But I like it! When I can get it)


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:45 PM (4Mv1T)

289 Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen

Now, that's a nic! I feel inadequate.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 09:46 PM (FcR7P)

290 "282 I moved to Texas ten years ago. Most of the food is pretty good, but WTH is up with brisket? People rave about it, but it is low grade dog food. That just has to be Texans tricking yankees."

As far as I know, Texas is the only state still operating under the delusion that BBQ is beef brisket and not pulled pork.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:47 PM (Hz1zc)

291 89
What was the name of that dude who did a TV show on PBS on string theory? I hate him too.

***********

Does the name Michio Kaku strike a familiar note?

Posted by: Michio Kaku at January 19, 2013 09:47 PM (HVtRc)

292
I moved to Texas ten years ago. Most of the food is pretty good, but WTH is up with brisket? People rave about it, but it is low grade dog food. That just has to be Texans tricking yankees.

It takes skill and patience to perfect a brisket....where did you have it? Besides, we love trick-fucking yankees in general...a natural sport, so to speak, but good brisket, is good brisket.......takes about 18 hours over an oak fire at 285 degrees....constant.

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:47 PM (FLRP9)

293 Isn't this Caturday? The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:47 PM (UOM48)

294 Cac, what do you have in your fridge re -meat and veg?

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 09:47 PM (nqBYe)

295 Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye...

Posted by: the walrus at January 19, 2013 09:47 PM (yBF/9)

296 Now, that's a nic! I feel inadequate.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 09:46 PM (FcR7P)

Ignore him. He's an upstart wannabe jackanape.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 19, 2013 09:48 PM (aozUR)

297 294
Cac, what do you have in your fridge re -meat and veg?




Shhhh....he's quiet now....let him be....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:48 PM (UOM48)

298
As far as I know, Texas is the only state still operating under the delusion that BBQ is beef brisket and not pulled pork.

Pork is awesome, but once again, regional. I lived In the Southeast years ago and heard all about pulled pork....good God, man...it was sloppy Joe's with weak vinegary crap spewed all over it...that's not BBQ....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:49 PM (FLRP9)

299 >>>Besides, we love trick-fucking yankees in general...a natural sport

*snort* Made me laugh.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:49 PM (4Mv1T)

300 Isn't this Caturday? The hell?

Plus, cats love to play with string . . . theories . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:50 PM (NaNKB)

301 294 Cac, what do you have in your fridge re -meat and veg?
Shhhh....he's quiet now....let him be....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:48 PM


I think he's coming down. Hard.

Posted by: otho at January 19, 2013 09:50 PM (yBF/9)

302 "Pork is awesome, but once again, regional. I lived In the Southeast years ago and heard all about pulled pork....good God, man...it was sloppy Joe's with weak vinegary crap spewed all over it...that's not BBQ...."

We Southerners make quite a sport of trick fucking Texans!

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:50 PM (Hz1zc)

303
295Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye...

As long as oak, or mesquite is involved...not too bad...

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:50 PM (FLRP9)

304 *snort* Made me laugh.

***

They probably heard that accent and served him the "Briskit" wink

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:51 PM (MhA4j)

305 Jane, i'm slightly worried, if he isn't eating correctly that might be what's screwing with his synapses.

or maybe he just has the munchies after getting a heavy buzz. haha

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 09:51 PM (nqBYe)

306
We Southerners make quite a sport of trick fucking Texans!

That's why you still live there...Thanks, amigo!

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:51 PM (FLRP9)

307 when was his surgery ?

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (nqBYe)

308 This is the only reality that matters.

Posted by: T'ealc at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (YgEq4)

309 287 - Stan Musial and Earl Weaver on the same day.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (C8mVl)

310 >>>it was sloppy Joe's with weak vinegary crap spewed all over it...that's not BBQ....

Watch yer mouth cowboy. Yer treadin' into blasphemy here.

Eat your brisket if you like, but don't disparage the Food of the Gods.

Eastern NC style 'cue with equal parts coleslaw? Just mystical.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (4Mv1T)

311 I wish I could be a cob-logger. It might be fun. (breaks into song)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (xjpRj)

312
thats some serious weed right there. space/time is like a burrito?
Caaaarni-tas!!!

Posted by: MikeD at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (p8QOg)

313 298
Uh oh. Don't be dissing regional BBQ preferences. It's not polite.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (M/TDA)

314 Yankees...heh. "Look out! There's a gator right behind you!" (gator twenty feet away, in a pond). Yankee climbs tree, or runs comically for several hundred feet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:52 PM (UOM48)

315 280
Oh, come on, people.

NO Firesign Theatre fans at the HQ?


Posted by: filbert

Looks like it's just me and you. Maybe everybody else is a bit younger??

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 09:53 PM (JMKN1)

316 "Oh, I wish I were an Ace of Spades Co-Blogger,"

/sung to the Oscar Meyer song

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:53 PM (NaNKB)

317 Oh, come on, people.

NO Firesign Theatre fans at the HQ?

****

Roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table Catterwood.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:54 PM (MhA4j)

318 Not Firesign Theater, but still a favorite.

http://tinyurl.com/aoo3bhq

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2013 09:54 PM (6TB1Z)

319 beef brisket is fine, many don't do pork.

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 09:54 PM (nqBYe)

320
Looks like it's just me and you. Maybe everybody else is a bit younger??


I'd be depressed at that thought right now if it weren't for the man-cave's fridge full of beer.

Where the hell's the ONT? Gimme!

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:54 PM (NaNKB)

321
"That's why you still live there...Thanks, amigo!"

I moved to the mountains years ago. Oddly enough, there's a great BBQ joint in town run by a Texas family with excellent pork and brisket. Seems rare to find a place that does both well.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 09:55 PM (Hz1zc)

322
310>>>it was sloppy Joe's with weak vinegary crap spewed all over it...that's not BBQ....

Watch yer mouth cowboy. Yer treadin' into blasphemy here.

Eat your brisket if you like, but don't disparage the Food of the Gods.

Eastern NC style 'cue with equal parts coleslaw? Just mystical.


OK, OK...I apologize...just Standing My Ground...(it's legal here)....I've had all kinds of BBQ and it's all good.....we prefer hoof over, swine..

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 09:55 PM (FLRP9)

323 So Drudge has Michelle Moosebama up with her new wig erm doo.

And apparently its getting rave reviews.

So Liberals are telling this cayote ugly bitch that that shit looks good on her?

MY GOD they are delusionals. It makes her look even worse than normal.

All of the worst features of her face, the angry buggy eyes, the snearing lips the horse teeth and the raging flaring nostrils are now framed front and center and there is no 2 yards of forehead to soften the blow.

On top of that her often mismatched painted on cruela devile eyebrows can't be seen.

These dumb fucks are either so fucking deluded to think that looks good on this heffer or they are really laughing their asses off on the inside thinking look at this dumb ugly bitch, if we told her a dog turd on her head would look good she would wear it.!

So which is it liberals? Unbelievebly cruel or Completely delusional?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 19, 2013 09:56 PM (+OTLF)

324 Completely and utterly off-topic, anyone here know anything about the USS Tang?

Was listening to something in the car today regarding the WWII museum in Nola, and heard the history of the sub.

Wow. The irony of how it eventually went down. Whoa.

(Leaves Horde to Google feverishly.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:56 PM (UOM48)

325 Two thirds of good BBQ is the pit.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:56 PM (MhA4j)

326 "Sonic booms scare minority groups in Sector B."

Listening to Firesign while reading AoSHQ is pretty damn trippy, even without CAC's excursions into the tenth dimension . . .

And yeah, I DO blame you, CAC. You made me do this . . . you.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:57 PM (NaNKB)

327 Jane, i'm slightly worried, if he isn't eating correctly that might be what's screwing with his synapses.or maybe he just has the munchies after getting a heavy buzz. haha

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 09:51 PM

Yeah, I think it's what he's eating, alright.
A-Tabs with Superman on them = far out colours and cosmic ponderings.
B- Tabs with Felix the Cat on them = bummer shit including floating electric jellyfish monsters.

I'm going with A.

Posted by: otho at January 19, 2013 09:58 PM (yBF/9)

328 So Drudge has Michelle Moosebama up with her new wig erm doo.

And apparently its getting rave reviews.


Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 09:58 PM (NaNKB)

329 323
She looks like James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (MhA4j)

330 I will say this about all barbecue. I may hold an affectionate preference for that which is made in my region of the Old North State ('cause it changes once you head west 75 miles) but I do appreciate it all when fixed properly, in any region of the state, or the US, when made by long time practitioners of the trade in their native turf.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (4Mv1T)

331
Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 09:54 PM (nqBYe)


+100

rub that baby and lay it down on a bed of onions, variety of dry peppers, and garlic. bring the water to to just barely 1/2, cover and put on the grill. when she boils, reduce the heat to bare simmer and go to sleep. wake up with soft tortilla and black coffee in hand. blend the juices and whats left of the veggies, pull the beef and add the sauce.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (sHqf1)

332 I think CAC will be fine after he sleeps this whatever off.

He does have a girlfriend/wife with him doesn't he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (UOM48)

333 @323
Re M'chelle's hair.

How can the new 'do be an improvement when she was already the most beautiful creature to ever grace the planet? Doesn't that mean her old hairstyle sucked?

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (5H6zj)

334 Drudge has Michelle Moosebama up with her new wig erm doo.

And apparently its getting rave reviews.


Dear God, could they BE any more classless?

Posted by: Chandler Bing at January 19, 2013 10:00 PM (6TB1Z)

335 I love a good beef brisket.

They actually do decent brisket up here (UT). Other types of BBQ, not so much.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:00 PM (5H6zj)

336 "328 So Drudge has Michelle Moosebama up with her new wig erm doo.

And apparently its getting rave reviews."

Shouldn't you be off fapping to Nancy Reagan. Michelle is reasonably attractive for her age.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 10:00 PM (Hz1zc)

337 332 I think CAC will be fine after he sleeps this whatever off.

He does have a girlfriend/wife with him doesn't he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (UOM4



He's not sleeping this off. He's been tripping for a couple days now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT)

338 He's not sleeping this off. He's been tripping for a couple days now.

Damn. That's GOOD shit.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:01 PM (NaNKB)

339 Completely and utterly off-topic, anyone here know anything about the USS Tang?

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Tragic accident with the USS Poon?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 10:01 PM (KDq5l)

340 Damn. That's GOOD shit.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:01 PM (NaNKB)




Dude, he was on the ONT the other night waaaaaay the hell out in left field. It was awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:02 PM (GEICT)

341 She looks like James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom

That's it. I couldn't place it, but you're absolutely right.

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2013 10:02 PM (6TB1Z)

342 I'd be depressed at that thought right now if it weren't for the man-cave's fridge full of beer.
Posted by: filbert

Yea, don't let it get to ya. Beer does help though! There's always Vic, but he doesn't always hit the evening threads. Thing is, he's my age....and he's considered a sage old fart. If anything....I wouldn't be considered 'sage'. So I don't have THAT going for me.

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 10:02 PM (JMKN1)

343 There's no way that's Mooch's actual hair. It has to be a wig.

Every time she goes on vacay, she goes "natural" in that she doesn't have her hair flat-ironed. Pulls it back in a tight bun.

Can't pull bangs back in a bun. Her bangs, sans flat-iron, would stand up on top of her forehead like a fuzzy sail.

BS on the "new hair."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:02 PM (UOM48)

344 >>She looks like James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom

Fat Cleopatra.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:02 PM (5H6zj)

345 No need to Google.USS Tang was the sub of the highest scoring submarine skipper of WW2 ,O'Kane.Sunk by her last torpedo after it made a circular run.,O'Kane was captured and spent the rest of the war as a POW.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (9XBK2)

346 343 There's no way that's Mooch's actual hair. It has to be a wig.
----

Yeah, I think that or extensions.

Probably got Oprah's hairdresser.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (5H6zj)

347 rub that baby and lay it down on a bed of onions,
variety of dry peppers, and garlic. bring the water to to just barely
1/2, cover and put on the grill. when she boils, reduce the heat to bare
simmer and go to sleep. wake up with soft tortilla and black coffee in
hand. blend the juices and whats left of the veggies, pull the beef and
add the sauce.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 09:59 PM (sHqf1)
mmmm, sounds delicious.

Jane yes He's newly married.
maybe on vacay?

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (nqBYe)

348 Completely and utterly off-topic, anyone here know anything about the USS Tang?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Tragic accident with the USS Poon?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 10:01 PM (KDq5l)
See, this is why I love this place.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (NaNKB)

349 Michelle is reasonably attractive for her age.

A reasonably attractive what? Dog's back end?

Posted by: pep at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (6TB1Z)

350 323 --- "On top of that her often mismatched painted on cruela devile eyebrows can't be seen."

This is such a huge plus that it offsets all else.
Those pseudo-brows and that big shiny pate of a forehead drive me bonkers. She needs bangs to cover it all up.

Okay, maybe not those heavy blunt bangs, but some kind of cover.

Posted by: Margarita not Cruela DeVille at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (C8mVl)

351 BS on the "new hair."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:02 PM (UOM4




It says it's a wig on Drudge.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

352 ortho tabs are acid type product?

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (nqBYe)

353 >>>Tragic accident with the USS Poon?

That there was funny.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:04 PM (4Mv1T)

354 "330 I will say this about all barbecue. I may hold an affectionate preference for that which is made in my region of the Old North State ('cause it changes once you head west 75 miles) but I do appreciate it all when fixed properly, in any region of the state, or the US, when made by long time practitioners of the trade in their native turf."

Pretty much this. Pork shoulder is my sentimental favorite, but I certainly enjoy me some brisket from time to time. I like all the regional varieties of sauce, from tangy vinegar to sweet to spicy.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 10:04 PM (Hz1zc)

355 Her hair is as real as Te'o's girlfriend.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:04 PM (5H6zj)

356
344>> She looks like James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom


Heh. More like Conan the Barbarian, where he tuned into a snake!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 10:04 PM (sHqf1)

357 289 Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 09:46 PM (FcR7P)

Your vote of confidence is greatly appreciated. One obtains such an appellation by various means, occasionally involving foiling the devious fashion machinations of designers rejected by Sears ...

(seriously, a golf-pro-shop sport-coat, 8-color plaid shorts, dress socks and Earth shoes ... even with an ascot?).

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 10:04 PM (x/Mi/)

358
Moochelle looks like James Brown in drag...if James Brown had been a pussy boy....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:05 PM (FLRP9)

359 Michelle wouldn't be bad if she would lose the 'angry boss' attitude.
although her jaw is a little pronounced

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 10:05 PM (nqBYe)

360 ONT is up

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:05 PM (MhA4j)

361 ONT up. Gonna have to work to top this one, though.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (NaNKB)

362
349Michelle is reasonably attractive for her age.


I agree!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (sHqf1)

363 This reminds me of how morons didn't become greaseballs until being a greaseball went way of fashion, then became hairballs after long hair went out of fashion, then got into disco duds a decade late, etc etc.

This video and the 'ideas' Bryanton discusses in it were discredited as authentic frontier 'fizzicks' hoohah 3 years back. He and his 'ideas' are now consigned to the greasepit of history along with the timecube (wiki and youtube that one up, and you'll get a straight on view of snakeoil crackpot cyants).

But consistent with the arrival of the d.a. on moron heads a decade late, this uhmehzinger crap is just now arriving at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 19, 2013 10:08 PM (21TJo)

364 ortho tabs are acid type product?

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM

Yeah. Sheets of cardboard type stuff that you cut up into 1/4 inch, or so, tabs. If you put a strip of 8 in your rum you'll get seriously fucked up. CAC's had a few rums I suspect.

Posted by: otho at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (yBF/9)

365 48
In which dimension is Cthulhu a 7-11 night manager?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 08:26 PM (8sCoq)



This one.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 08:27 PM (tBnjP)



Hey, wait a second!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (kaalw)

366 I don't think Michelle is ugly. Sometimes she looks very nice.
When she smiles and stands up straight.
And when you don't look at the fake eyebrows.
Yeah. They really creep me out.
I have pseudociliaphobia.

Posted by: Margarita not Cruela DeVille at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (C8mVl)

367 otho, alright , thank you.

Posted by: ette at January 19, 2013 10:11 PM (nqBYe)

368
I moved to Texas ten years ago. Most of the food is pretty good, but WTH
is up with brisket? People rave about it, but it is low grade dog food.
That just has to be Texans tricking yankees.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 09:43 PM



Yep, I grew up in Texas and live here again after 30 years in New Mexico. The best beef bbq is beef shoulder clods wrapped in burlap and dropped on top of a smoldering fire overnight in a hole in the ground covered over with corrugated metal and then served with white bread, pinto beans, dill pickles, white onions and peach halves. Sauce is optional because it is a condiment. It is moist, tender and unbelievably delicious.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2013 10:14 PM (bAGA/)

369 So I just spent five minutes googling recent First Ladies in swimsuits. Not recommended.

Posted by: Jordan at January 19, 2013 10:14 PM (Hz1zc)

370 315 280
Oh, come on, people.

NO Firesign Theatre fans at the HQ?




I used to play their bits on my college radio show

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:15 PM (I2LwF)

371 Enjoyed the thread, but I am tired and am heading to bed.

Good night, morons!

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 19, 2013 10:16 PM (GoIUi)

372 I'm trying to catch up here. In the Tenth dimension there's good brisket and we're cooking babies on a bed of onions? Sounds about right for you guys.

Posted by: Guido at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (XLuH2)

373 Truman, I love the Firesign Theatre. I used to correct their transcribed books.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:26 AM (xjpRj)

374 Watching "It's A Gift." Other than Otis Cribblecobis, are there W.C.Fields fans here at the AoSHQ?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:29 AM (xjpRj)

375 CAC, you the man! Thanks for posting and I thought it was awesome. Forgive the naysayers and "low information/American idol" intellects that are mocking your post. Shocked that so many who post here would start acting like moron Obama supporters.

CAC rules!

Posted by: Evan Maughan at January 20, 2013 09:14 AM (F0Z7Z)

376 test

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at January 20, 2013 09:45 AM (YvRAm)

377 wtf last night I was blocked...

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at January 20, 2013 09:45 AM (YvRAm)






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