7th Circuit Upholds Entirety of Scott Walker's Collective-Bargaining Reforms

Apparently we're still permitted some democratic process in an alleged democracy.

One of the judges did dissent, of course, and vote to knock it down.

Posted by: Ace at 05:32 PM



Comments

1 2016 is all I'm saying.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2013 05:33 PM (6TB1Z)

2 Card-carrying member of the Friends of Walker.
I will happily donate to him this year again for his "fight" (if you want to call it that) next year.

Walker not only closed a budget gap without tax hikes, medicaid cuts or layoffs...

He's giving people a tax rebate.

He's the anti-Jerry Brown.

Posted by: CAC at January 18, 2013 05:34 PM (xRu5L)

3 All right then! I guess I can take my head out of the oven for the weekend, at least.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 18, 2013 05:36 PM (IlZPo)

4 Ace, please banhammer the hell out of the troll at 89 below. He's the idiot who socks Breitbart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:36 PM (UOM48)

5 I wonder how they're going to get this removed to the Ninth Circuit so that decision gets overturned.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 18, 2013 05:36 PM (Gk3SS)

6
Fat Lazy Unionized Teachers Hardest Hit.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 05:37 PM (stQes)

7 Over at Gateway Pundit,



Missouri House Proposes Jail Time for Feds Violating the 2nd Amendment

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 18, 2013 05:37 PM (bb5+k)

8 Over at Breitbart



Oklahoma Threatens Five Years Imprisonment for Federal Gun Grabbers

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 18, 2013 05:38 PM (bb5+k)

9 Next stop? Appeals Court.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2013 05:38 PM (GFM2b)

10 At what point do the unions get defeated enough times that they stop bothering to campaign for Democrats?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 18, 2013 05:38 PM (UypUQ)

11 Scott Walker is overflowing with feck.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 18, 2013 05:39 PM (evdj2)

12 I wonder how they're going to get this removed to the Ninth Circuit so that decision gets overturned.

They can't go appeal shopping from one Circuit to another. Wisconsin is in the Seventh, so the left's only appeal out of the Seventh is the Supreme's.

Though I hear that Diana Ross can be an insufferable diva.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 05:39 PM (kqqGm)

13 Oh holy hell, I have the flu. Complete with 103.2 fever. Hot toddy time. Also, the precedent is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 18, 2013 05:39 PM (mDanm)

14 This will be appealed to the SCOTUS. Thereare big union bucks to kill this law. It ain't over yet, but this is a bit of a victory for.....something.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 18, 2013 05:39 PM (RFeQD)

15 Nice banhammering, Ace!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:40 PM (UOM48)

16 Ahhhh, a microbe of victory amidst a sea of failure. Let's go celebrate by hanging ourselves.

Posted by: Mighty Jugs Says LET IT BURN at January 18, 2013 05:40 PM (v6GqR)

17 At what point do the unions get defeated enough times that they stop bothering to campaign for Democrats?

Never. They need each other.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 18, 2013 05:40 PM (SY2Kh)

18 Oklahoma Threatens Five Years Imprisonment for Federal Gun Grabbers

War of Northern Aggression, Take 2.
Flyover Country vs. The NE & Left Coast.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2013 05:40 PM (GFM2b)

19 Oh holy hell, I have the flu. Complete with 103.2 fever. Hot toddy time. Also, the precedent is a SCOAMF.

I switched from rye to white rum.

Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 05:40 PM (VMcEw)

20 Bout damn time we had some good news. Even if it's only at the state level.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2013 05:41 PM (n2K+4)

21 Serious Cat @ 10- That would be never. You asked when the unions would stop being owned by the demoncrats.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (kxlCQ)

22 This will be appealed to the SCOTUS. Thereare big union bucks to kill
this law. It ain't over yet, but this is a bit of a victory
for.....something.


So we have to guess what side of the bed Kennedy get sup out of to determine the vote? Or will Roberts call it all a tax and make life good for the Unions?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (kqqGm)

23 13
Oh holy hell, I have the flu. Complete with 103.2 fever. Hot toddy time. Also, the precedent is a SCOAMF.


Posted by: Country Singer at January 18, 2013 05:39 PM (mDanm)



Ugh. So sorry for you. Just got a late flu shot myself yesterday.

Andrea Tarantula said last week on The Five that the last time she had the flu, she drank some vodka and it cleared up. *gag*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (UOM48)

24 Wisconsin is in the Seventh, so the left's only appeal out of the Seventh is the Supreme's.

Though I hear that Diana Ross can be an insufferable diva.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (GFM2b)

25 And in uber-progressive Wiscannsun of all places.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (K+mtQ)

26 The goon squads are gonna start throwing hissy fits and carrying on like a bunch of jihadist.

Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (VMcEw)

27 Bout damn time we had some good news. Even if it's only at the state level.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2013 05:41 PM (n2K+4)




Yee Haw!!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 18, 2013 05:43 PM (bb5+k)

28 I wonder how they're going to get this removed to the Ninth Circuit so that decision gets overturned.

They can't go appeal shopping from one Circuit to another.



Dude. I know that. That was law geek snark at the Ninth Circuit is all.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 18, 2013 05:43 PM (Gk3SS)

29 Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 05:40 PM (VMcEw)

This is a big, steaming mug of Earl Grey, about two shots of Gentleman Jack, some lemon juice and honey.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 18, 2013 05:43 PM (mDanm)

30 Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2013 05:42 PM (GFM2b)

Splitting atoms with your mind again?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 05:44 PM (kqqGm)

31 Wonder where Couch Rape Boy stands on the subject?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:45 PM (UOM48)

32 28
I wonder how they're going to get this removed to the Ninth Circuit so that decision gets overturned.

They can't go appeal shopping from one Circuit to another.


Dude. I know that. That was law geek snark at the Ninth Circuit is all.


Posted by: alexthechick



With Holder still on the job I'm not sure that's snark.

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 18, 2013 05:47 PM (w+Dvf)

33 Hope you feel better CountrySinger. So far I have been lucky...*knock on wood*.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 05:47 PM (u25eL)

34 Weepy Cheese Boy is getting something in his eye in 5..4..3..

Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 18, 2013 05:47 PM (KZi9D)

35 I skipped the caffeine because I didn't want to stay awake. Also used a lot of Motrin.

Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 05:47 PM (VMcEw)

36 Wonder how the 9th Circuit would have ruled?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 05:47 PM (jE38p)

37 Wonder how the 9th Circuit would have ruled?

Before or after SCOTUS reversed?

Wait, no difference.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 05:48 PM (kqqGm)

38 Well.. in other news... my supervisor at work is all on board for me working from home if I need surgery. I just hope the big guy approves. He's never liked people working from home, but if I don't work from homeI burn my vacation time and no trip to AZ this summer. I have been looking forward to it for 9 months.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 05:49 PM (u25eL)

39 Hi rons. I think Scott Walker could be the first president in a long time without a college degree.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 05:49 PM (l86i3)

40 Wonder how the 9th Circuit would have ruled?

That the First Amendment mandates all public employees be dues paying union members.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 18, 2013 05:50 PM (SY2Kh)

41 Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 05:47 PM (u25eL)

Thanks, hopefully it'll run its course soon. This is what I get for spending two days in Sodom-on-the-Potomac earlier this week.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 18, 2013 05:50 PM (mDanm)

42 Shit happens and even a blind pig finds an acorn..Scotty beamed em up the kazoo...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 18, 2013 05:50 PM (x59Gv)

43 Good news.

Still not happy.

Posted by: eman at January 18, 2013 05:51 PM (tBnjP)

44 Complete with 103.2 fever.

That's high. Close to drain bamage territory. Keep an eye on it. If it gets close to 105, let me know, I'll drive you to the ER -- even slow down a tad as I shove you out the door.

Posted by: America After ObamaCare at January 18, 2013 05:51 PM (feFL6)

45 Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 05:49 PM (u25eL)


My wife has some position that is over many employees at GE. She has no problem with her people working from home and finds them to be more productive. Those that take advantage will have there asses in the office.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 05:51 PM (l86i3)

46 And in Other Other News, The Realtor called and said I am going to get an offer on my building. Happy Days are here again. And since the first offer is usually the best, I'm probably going to take it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 05:52 PM (jE38p)

47

Steveo, never mix the motrin and booze. it'll kill you slow or killyou fast, depending onn dosage of either, but it WILL kill you

Posted by: imp at January 18, 2013 05:52 PM (UaxA0)

48 Posted by: America After ObamaCare at January 18, 2013 05:51 PM (feFL6)

LOL, fortunately the current squeeze is an LPN, she's fretting over me like a damn mother hen.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (mDanm)

49 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 05:52 PM (jE38p)

Hooray!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (l86i3)

50 8 Over at Breitbart
Oklahoma Threatens Five Years Imprisonment for Federal Gun Grabbers


Hey, we just got Open Carry in effect last fall.
We ain't gonna roll over and let 'em screw that up.

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (fH4X9)

51 What's with the good news? I'm not used to good news...

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (AC0lD)

52 Wisconsin is an awesome place to travel. Great for MC rides. Little bars with dads getting drunk while their kid drinks root beer. Beautiful scenery. Bratwurst out the bung.

Hills, Great Lake views, dells. Women with huge jugs.

Everything!

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (C1cTe)

53 pep

nothing will be left in 2016...except ashes

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (GVxQo)

54 We need to focus on the states, the house, and senate as much as the WH.

Devolve power.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 05:54 PM (LRFds)

55 I wonder how they're going to get this removed to the Ninth Circuit so that decision gets overturned.

They can't go appeal shopping from one Circuit to another.


Dude. I know that. That was law geek snark at the Ninth Circuit is all.


I would NOT put it past TFG to move Wisconsin into the 9th Circuit Jurisdiction and retroactively cancel 6 months worth of decisions via EO.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 18, 2013 05:54 PM (0q2P7)

56 Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (GVxQo)

Heading to gun show this weekend?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 05:54 PM (kqqGm)

57 I know OSP.. my boss is still very old fashioned. Hell, he stills drives all over the country to call on clients and book next seasons order. Nobody does thatanymore. OTH.. we do have some very faithful customers and they love him and his brother to death. Something to be said for thatI guess. But he really needs to get over the work from home thing. I'm not gonna cheat him.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 05:55 PM (u25eL)

58 53 PHXGrl,

and maybe drippings from Obama's hot dogs....


or is that just "dogs"?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

59 >>>8 Over at Breitbart

Oklahoma Threatens Five Years Imprisonment for Federal Gun Grabbers

Say hello to my County Sheriff.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 18, 2013 05:55 PM (0q2P7)

60
Hooray!!
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 05:53 PM (l86i3)

Yup and then I can put my Practice up for sale and if I can unload that, put myself on the volunteer list

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 05:55 PM (jE38p)

61 Yay?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 18, 2013 05:57 PM (yiIja)

62 no john

this weekend is pretty busy....baseball, barrett jackson, cousin in town and pfchang's marathon...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 05:57 PM (GVxQo)

63 oldsailor

i finished the book!!!! can't wait for the sequel/series well done!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 05:58 PM (GVxQo)

64 Husband is camping with scouts this weekend (and it's cold).

I've lost five pounds beginning my post-holiday diet this week, and am trying really, really, hard not to order pizza tonight.

Damn that Dominoes ad that pops up on the home page here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:59 PM (UOM48)

65 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:59 PM (UOM4

Joshua Tree?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:00 PM (kqqGm)

66 That's great Jane! Are you on a special kind of diet or a just watch what I eat kind of thing?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:00 PM (u25eL)

67 Dominos .... Taste the hate.

Posted by: gigg at January 18, 2013 06:00 PM (dDD3H)

68 65
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 05:59 PM (UOM4

Joshua Tree?




Nope. Georgia. Near the coast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:00 PM (UOM48)

69 Union violence to commence in 5...4...3...

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 18, 2013 06:01 PM (CIjnK)

70
You couldn't pay me to eat Dominos.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 06:01 PM (zSUIk)

71 Nope. Georgia. Near the coast.

My youngest just aged out and the Troop is going to their (it's north of Palm Springs). It's cold this time of year.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:02 PM (kqqGm)

72 66
That's great Jane! Are you on a special kind of diet or a just watch what I eat kind of thing?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:00 PM (u25eL)



I've/we've just gone back to eating sensibly again. No more holiday sweets for us. Lots of veggies, fruits, lean meat and fish. Now I've got to drag my lazy ass to the fitness center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM48)

73 70 garrett,

I've been paid to deliver it...


*shudder*

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

74 Ok. Just back from broken leg surgery. Screwed' plated' andvbolted blah blah. Whacked of my out gourd on pain meds and as anticipated this blog is much better blasted out of my skull. You guys sound so smart...and deep.

Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:03 PM (XLuH2)

75 Gee both Panetta and hillary used the word terror and terrorist about algeria. Ohhh bad boys and girls. Wait till obama hears

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 06:03 PM (jE38p)

76 74 guido,

thanks for the tip...

heal up

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

77 You guys sound so smart...and deep.

Wherever you go...there you are.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 18, 2013 06:04 PM (ZKzrr)

78 Get well soon, Guido.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 06:04 PM (zSUIk)

79 Guido, drugs makes you smrt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 18, 2013 06:04 PM (K+mtQ)

80 Whacked of my out gourd on pain meds and as anticipated this blog is much better blasted out of my skull. You guys sound so smart...and deep.
Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:03 PM (XLuH2)

Are you high enough to send me that check for $25,000 you owe me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 06:04 PM (jE38p)

81 Domino's. If a woman eats a Domino's pizza in the woods and a tree falls does that make her a Dominatrix?

/ out of good stuff, and vodka, but mainly vodka

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 18, 2013 06:05 PM (feFL6)

82 I used to work there. I can say every one I was ever in was very clean (except the one in the superdome found a dead rat in the cooler). And a whole hell of a lot of lesbians in management. I used to always roll my eyes when "freinds" they would bitch at me for working for hitler.

Posted by: gigg at January 18, 2013 06:05 PM (dDD3H)

83 Damn Guido! How did you break your leg dude?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:05 PM (u25eL)

84 If I'm hungry enough....Dominoes pizza is not that bad.

Their little Chocolate Lava Cakes are a lot better than their pizza.

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 06:05 PM (fH4X9)

85 Fuck. Really? A link to Althouse? The Althouse who voted for Obama in 2008? Please give warnings.

Posted by: Marmo at January 18, 2013 06:06 PM (pcgW1)

86 Gee both Panetta and hillary used the word terror undocumented man-made disaster and terrorist undocumented man-made alien about algeria. Ohhh bad boys and girls. Wait till obama hears

FIFO

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:06 PM (kqqGm)

87 I'm a Papa Johns gal myself. I love that damn garlic butter!!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:07 PM (u25eL)

88 I'm a Papa Johns gal myself. I love that damn garlic butter!!
Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:07 PM (u25eL)

+1

Posted by: Invictus at January 18, 2013 06:07 PM (OQpzc)

89 87 have you tried the thin crust? I used to hate PJs but after trying the thin crust we switched.

Posted by: gigg at January 18, 2013 06:08 PM (dDD3H)

90 Ok. Jewells I was practicing emergency stops on a motor scooter. And well' I stopped and then went to the emergency room. Thus the name I think.

Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:08 PM (XLuH2)

91 The only Domino's pizza I can stand are the Brooklyn crust pizzas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2013 06:08 PM (w+Dvf)

92 I'm a Papa Johns gal myself. I love that damn garlic butter!!

Also known as liquid plaque.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:08 PM (kqqGm)

93
>>> I'm a Papa Johns gal myself

Oooh, that's even worse than Dominos and Pizza Slut.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 06:08 PM (zSUIk)

94 87
I'm a Papa Johns gal myself. I love that damn garlic butter!!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:07 PM (u25eL)



Me, too! Gah. Losing control....

I've got some Kroger Private Selection frozen hamburger patties in the freezer. Thinking of grilling one and having it sans bun with a small salad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:08 PM (UOM48)

95 Hmm, pain meds and Valu-Rite? We should get Guido and CAC together on last nite's ONT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 18, 2013 06:09 PM (yiIja)

96 Yes I just had dinner now I am craving pizza you guys suck.

Posted by: gigg at January 18, 2013 06:09 PM (dDD3H)

97 Gee both Panetta and hillary used the word terror and terrorist about algeria.


You sure that they didn't say America and that you jus misheard?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2013 06:09 PM (OOTCj)

98
>>> Thinking of grilling one and having it sans bun with a small salad.

+ Bacons and Cheese!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 06:09 PM (zSUIk)

99 well I am gonna do a Holy Kamikaze Nyquil Bomb with Kleenex chaser....

if I pass out as i hope goodnight all

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:10 PM (LRFds)

100 Ace and Morans:

Check out Breitbart.com, where there is a great story about a quote from Obama back in his professorial days:

"I don't believe people should be able to own guns."

Yes. From zero's own mouth that is what he fucking said.

As to the Walker story, the seventh circuit is stocked with R appointees, still a lot of Reagan ones. They sucked on the illegality of the domestic violence ban on purchasing firearms, but Posner just rocked the house on conceal and carry.

I.e., you have the constitutional right to BEAR a gun. AG has petitioned for en banc review, and that decision is pending whether to take it up or not.

But overall, great circuit and Judge Sykes is a rock star in defending our rights.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 18, 2013 06:10 PM (tVTLU)

101 I only eat thin crust, no matter what brand of pizza.
Guido..damn.. get better soon! Careful with those stupid scooters.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:11 PM (u25eL)

102 -Nevergiveup. Getting check book. How could i have forgotten. Do u spell that with a capital N? Lets see tweeenty fiiive thou.....

Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:11 PM (XLuH2)

103 Nevergiveup. Getting check book. How could i have forgotten. Do u spell that with a capital N? Lets see tweeenty fiiive thou.....
Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:11 PM (XLuH2)


I'll put that money with the money I won betting the Jets would be in the Super Bowl this Year

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 06:13 PM (jE38p)

104
Anyone else watching Bret? I swear I just heard the JEF sounding the alarm that if congress didn't raise the debt ceiling "people who chase down loose nuclear material will not get paid". Seriously?? Teachers and firefighters has a much nicer ring to it/

Posted by: Molly k. at January 18, 2013 06:13 PM (n/mm9)

105 Good news. For once.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:14 PM (eqgV8)

106 Yes I just had dinner now I am craving pizza you guys suck.

Interesting... you're influenced -- to the point of craving -- by the words you see on your screen.

* cough * penis * cough *

Posted by: Not Me, Somebody Else at January 18, 2013 06:15 PM (feFL6)

107 Best flu cure?

George T. Stagg.

It works like a charm, much better than Tamiflu.

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 18, 2013 06:16 PM (1qs54)

108
It will be interesting to see if the MFM coverage of this will include mention of the fiscal performance of Wisconsin under Gov. Scott's leadership.

Why no... I don't get out much - why do you ask?

Posted by: sherlock at January 18, 2013 06:16 PM (mnKhG)

109 NGU glad you're not doing something useless with it. Lol. Thank for the laugh. Now stop. it fucking hurts! Lol.

Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:16 PM (XLuH2)

110 100 Ace and Morans:
Check out Breitbart.com, where there is a great story about a quote from Obama back in his professorial days:
"I don't believe people should be able to own guns."
Yes. From zero's own mouth that is what he fucking said.

-----------

I'm glad to see this beingbrought up again.

This is not a new revelation...it came out back in 2008, and then Barky got in front of a podium and 'swore' that he had nothing but respect for the 2nd Am.
And people bought it.

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 06:17 PM (fH4X9)

111 "106 Yes I just had dinner now I am craving pizza you guys suck.

Interesting... you're influenced -- to the point of craving -- by the words you see on your screen.

* cough * penis * cough *

Posted by: Not Me, Somebody Else at January 18, 2013 06:15 PM (feFL6) "

You're coughing up penis? That's not good.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:17 PM (eqgV8)

112 Wisconsin. So much better than NY.

Posted by: marcus at January 18, 2013 06:17 PM (1qs54)

113 If it's not a stomach flu, the only thingI want is Matzoh Ball Soup.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 06:17 PM (zSUIk)

114 wheatie

yup

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 06:18 PM (GVxQo)

115 DAMMIT! Just walked to the mailbox (long driveway, dark as hell at the street) and a freaking deer jumped out of the azaleas just a few feet from me. Did I mention it's dark as pitch at the street?

Damn those sneaky fuckers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:18 PM (UOM48)

116 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:14 PM (eqgV

Help me out here.

Are you the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney that would let us drive off the cliff in 1st gear (RINO-esque), instead of Obama's overdrive?

Or are you the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney that would actually act like a conservative?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:18 PM (kqqGm)

117 100 Prescient 11,

"well er uh I evolved again like gays....you can trust me I am NOT taking your rights....I am not taking your rights!"

//Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:18 PM (LRFds)

118 >Damn those sneaky fuckers.<

In NY, we now get to thrown rocks at them. Just like burglars.

Posted by: marcus at January 18, 2013 06:19 PM (1qs54)

119 Scott Walker is one governor who should be endorsed by a Satanic metal band. By all of them.

The man just doesn't give a fuck. Best. Governor. Ever.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 18, 2013 06:19 PM (tYOW0)

120 "people who chase down loose nuclear material will not get paid".

Every nation of substance has people that do that. We're a banana republic now and can't afford such luxuries.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 18, 2013 06:19 PM (CIjnK)

121 On the IFC Channel- a Movie about liberals in America : Idiocracy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 06:19 PM (jE38p)

122 119 John P Squibob,

He's got a kick as greying goatee and comes from an alternate universe where Mitt is a hard ass cutthroat take no prisoners capitalist who was willing to use Photon Torps on the IKV King'Putt

in other words a soothing fiction.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)

123 re 23: "Andrea Tarantula said last week on The Five that the last time she had the flu, she drank some vodka and it cleared up. *gag* "


that's what I do and I can't say it does any good. I like the stuff, too, so I'd be tempted to say otherwise if I thought it might be true.

Posted by: mallfly at January 18, 2013 06:20 PM (bJm7W)

124 "116 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:14 PM (eqgV

Help me out here.

Are you the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney that would let us drive off the cliff in 1st gear (RINO-esque), instead of Obama's overdrive?

Or are you the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney that would actually act like a conservative?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:18 PM (kqqGm) "

I'm the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney who doesn't like stupid questions or the people who ask them.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:20 PM (eqgV8)

125 On the IFC Channel- a Movie about liberals in America : Idiocracy!

And how is that any different from watching MSNBC?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:21 PM (kqqGm)

126 120 PA,

The democrats have no problem with an Iran with nukes, they lied about the Iranian current capabilities the media let them get away with it.

If Iran can have nukes why worry about who else gets them?

Get your bomb shelter started instead.

Shut it down.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:21 PM (LRFds)

127 Wheatie and Sven:

Absolutely. You need to call these fucks out and put zero to task for what his true position is.

They are the extremists. Not us. That way we all know his motives are beyond questionable and it's all about banning guns, and nothing else.

Fuck that. But this needs to be all over facebook and social media.

EVERYWHERE. It's not about "reasonable restrictions". It's about banning fucking guns. And that's why the Breitbart link in the piece is fantastic.

This is their fucking strategy. I love guns. Until I'm in office and then I say fuck the people and their rights.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 18, 2013 06:22 PM (tVTLU)

128 124 MUMR,

Mr Moron hand me your agonizer and Adni Sullivan Buttplug please.....


//MUMR


ah ahhh argggghhh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:22 PM (LRFds)

129 Damn those sneaky fuckers.

In NY, we now get to thrown rocks at them. Just like burglars.

In TX, it'd be "bleat". Blam!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2013 06:23 PM (1vPzy)

130 oldsailor

i finished the book!!!! can't wait for the sequel/series well done!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 05:58 PM (GVxQo)

Thank you so much. Would you please write a review for me on Amazon. I would be grateful.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:23 PM (l86i3)

131 JD. I'm quite sure it was lying in wait for you. Bastard stalker.

Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:23 PM (XLuH2)

132 Mallfly,

Is she married to a liberal? pretty hot. But that's what I do too. Vodka or scotch, about 4 or 5 bolts.

Pass out. Have a bit of a hangover sometimes, but no flu. knock on wood.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 18, 2013 06:23 PM (tVTLU)

133 I'm the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney who doesn't like stupid questions or the people who ask them.


Oh.


So you channeling Dick Cheney.


Without his cock.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:23 PM (kqqGm)

134 Warming up some chicke nuggets to throw in a salad for dinner for me and my B'Gal. I've lost ten pounds just eating a salad every other night since the Holidays.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 18, 2013 06:24 PM (yiIja)

135
Crap, here, somebody put this letter "n" in that last comment.

Anywhere will be fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 18, 2013 06:25 PM (yiIja)

136 "133 I'm the Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney who doesn't like stupid questions or the people who ask them.


Oh.


So you channeling Dick Cheney.


Without his cock.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:23 PM (kqqGm) "

Do you spend a lot of time thinking about my cock?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:25 PM (eqgV8)

137 I find that tequila cures all ills. Especially Milagro Anejo!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:25 PM (u25eL)

138 This is hilarious.

Over a year ago I quit my Bon Appetit subscription. Had gotten too precious and hipsterish.

So for the past year, every couple of months, I get an invoice telling me, "We're not going to send you any more issues unless you pay up!!" And like clockwork, every month I get another issue.

Guess what was waiting for me in the mailbox tonight? The "Pasta" issue.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:26 PM (UOM48)

139 135 Backwards Boy,

please be careful with your "n" use the SPLC is watching.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:26 PM (LRFds)

140 Posted by: Molly k. at January 18, 2013 06:13 PM (n/mm9)

Yeah, I heard that. Didn't Iran tell those people FYNQ?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:26 PM (l86i3)

141 C'mon guys...

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:26 PM (u25eL)

142 136 MUMR,

it has to be the fact that it is the sword that sired seven star colonies sir....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:27 PM (LRFds)

143 I'm making this for dinner....http://tinyurl.com/bjwk27o, only in the oven instead of the grill....cuz it's like 25 degrees out.


And right as I was about to put it in the over, I realized that I didn't have the main ingredient for the glaze. I love running to the grocery store at 5:30 on a Friday.


Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2013 06:27 PM (X6akg)

144 Tami.. boy that sounds like me. Usually I can bribe one of my kids if they are around.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:28 PM (u25eL)

145 Mmmm....that looks good, Tami.

Just feeding myself this weekend. And yeah, running to the store on a Friday evening sucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:29 PM (UOM48)

146 Do you spend a lot of time thinking about my cock?

Are you new here?

Every AoSHQ moron thinks about Dick Cheney's cock.

http://minx.cc/?post=140366

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:29 PM (kqqGm)

147 I made a baked talapia last night, over roasted cherry tomatoes, kalamata olives, capers, and garlic. It was good, but next time I'll saute the talapia and serve it alongside the veggies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:31 PM (UOM48)

148 Did someone reference the mighty WAR Cock of Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:31 PM (l86i3)

149 "146 Do you spend a lot of time thinking about my cock?

Are you new here?

Every AoSHQ moron thinks about Dick Cheney's cock.

http://minx.cc/?post=140366

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 18, 2013 06:29 PM (kqqGm) "

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:31 PM (eqgV8)

150 jewells, one kid is in California and the other is in Missouri. I'm gonna have to hire some stand-in kids.



Jane, I'm just cooking for me and hubby. He's out of town during the week and home for the weekend at least until the end of January.


When it's just me, I don't hardly cook....which is bad because then I just graze.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2013 06:32 PM (X6akg)

151 I made a baked talapia last night, over roasted cherry tomatoes, kalamata olives, capers, and garlic. It was good, but next time I'll saute the talapia and serve it alongside the veggies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:31 PM (UOM4

MMMM..... The ronnettes can throw down. Clearly the marrying kind, which is prolly why many are.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:32 PM (l86i3)

152 In Wisconsin, it is legal to feed your little kid all the beer and tequila he wants, in a bar or restaurant. You buy it for him, he cannot order for himself.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 18, 2013 06:32 PM (PH+2B)

153 O/T Americans are being held hostage by Al-Qeada in Mali and at least one American is confirmed dead... meanwhile, O hasn't cancelled any of the Inauguration balls or festivites. How can he Paaaar-taaaay all the while knowing Americans are hostages in a far-off land? Oops, I forgot. That outrage is only ever to be directed at Boooosh. Can you all imagine how apoplectic the left would be if there were American hostages just before one of Bush's Inaugurations? They'd be burning him in effigy if he didn't cancel the parties.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 18, 2013 06:32 PM (KL49F)

154 146 John P Squibob,

to be fair though it is baseline moron humor The War Cock has been on the far side of the galaxy in his orbit around the mily way this last two years...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:32 PM (LRFds)

155 I made a baked talapia last night, over roasted cherry tomatoes, kalamata olives, capers, and garlic. It was good, but next time I'll saute the talapia and serve it alongside the veggies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:31 PM (UOM4
------------------------------------------------
Should have bagged the deer at the mailbox and you could have had venison tonight!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 18, 2013 06:33 PM (jucos)

156 153 Aslna's Girl,

The King must have his glorious day!

Why hasn't George W bush sold his house and sent aid to Algeria?

//Chris Tingle

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

157 Tami.. I'm in Missouri.. let me know if you need me to go over there and slap em or something. j/k of course!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:34 PM (u25eL)

158 149 MUMR,


when the war cock gets stroked comets are born....

I shudder before its might.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

159 >In TX, it'd be "bleat". Blam!<

Just to be clear, I hate you. :-)

Posted by: marcus at January 18, 2013 06:35 PM (1qs54)

160 Damn those sneaky fuckers.

You know the difference between a deer who just took a .22 long in the side and a hollow point .177 'pellet gun'? They don't either. They go into this exaggerated act where they pretend to go down, then head for the next county.

Since I'm not allowed to shoot at them during daylight hours unless I possess an encyclopedic knowledge of hunting regulations and a shotgun -- and even then I'm too close to a structure and it's only for a few days every year, and I'm not about to fire off a shotgun after dark, the .177 has a pretty good history of giving them a hurtin'. Hurtin's good for them, keeps them away.

I'm pretty sure, like everything else in life for the past 20 years, it's illegal, but what the hell else is new?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 18, 2013 06:35 PM (feFL6)

161 Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

Did you hear what the AQ hostage-takers are demanding in exhange for the Americans? The Blind Sheik, of course. Meanwhile, hardly any coverage of this crisis either in the MFM or the conservative blogs. Odd, that.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 18, 2013 06:35 PM (KL49F)

162 "158 149 MUMR,


when the war cock gets stroked comets are born....

I shudder before its might.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds) "

I think that's how the Universe was created.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:36 PM (eqgV8)

163 157
Tami.. I'm in Missouri.. let me know if you need me to go over there and slap em or something. j/k of course!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:34 PM (u25eL)

LOL! Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

Hopefully, we will be moving back to Missouri sometime this year....or I'm going to have to put my husband on suicide watch. He HATES the NE.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2013 06:36 PM (X6akg)

164 OT: Communist Chinese media company is poised to take over most of Taiwan's news media:

http://www.examiner.com/article/media-deal-may-taiwan-a-free-press

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 18, 2013 06:37 PM (Vk2pI)

165 Should have bagged the deer at the mailbox and you could have had venison tonight!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 18, 2013 06:33 PM (jucos)



Neighborhood Assoc. would frown on that. However, we do have venison and boar in the garage freezer. I believe my husband carried some for the weekend camp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:37 PM (UOM48)

166 My sis in law lives in Omaha Tami. She loves it.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 18, 2013 06:38 PM (u25eL)

167 161 Aslan's Girl,

well I'm gonna be silent so I don't look like I am spinning a conspiracy theory....


"................."

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)

168 Ok. Tequiia for everything. Flu. Cooking. Pain. Skin softener. Dessert topping, jock rash and even hangovers. Go figure. Everything. Only 100% agave.

Posted by: Guido at January 18, 2013 06:38 PM (XLuH2)

169 Oh, sorry jewells, the Northeast....Connecticut.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2013 06:39 PM (X6akg)

170 162 MUMR,

it is a source of inferiority to all males but Genghis Khan hence that weak tea big bang theory....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:40 PM (LRFds)

171
Neighborhood Assoc. would frown on that. However, we do have venison and boar in the garage freezer. I believe my husband carried some for the weekend camp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:37 PM (UOM4


That's what a crossbow is for.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:40 PM (l86i3)

172 169
Oh, sorry jewells, the Northeast....Connecticut.


Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2013 06:39 PM (X6akg)



We're friends with a couple here who keep a condo there for summer use. They hate TFG, but I swear, the girlfriend watches the Today Show and worships Martha Stewart. o_O

I'm trying to dissuade her from her love of the Today Show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:41 PM (UOM48)

173 So Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris have only met once.....

all the women in the western Hemisphere got Pregnant at once.

Had John Denver showed up ll the other men would have become women there would have been so much testosterone.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:41 PM (LRFds)

174 Had John Denver showed up ll the other men would have become women there would have been so much testosterone.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:41 PM (LRFds)


LOL, when I first read that I thought Bob Denver.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:42 PM (l86i3)

175 I'm trying to dissuade her from her love of the Today Show.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:41 PM (UOM4

If you put a gun to my head, I could not find that show on my TV.

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2013 06:42 PM (X6akg)

176
That's what a crossbow is for.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 18, 2013 06:40 PM (l86i3)



I'm ordering your book. My girlfriend, Lois, I've mentioned before says her book is doing pretty well on Amazon. I'm going to start it tonight. If I don't post a review she'll kill me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 06:43 PM (UOM48)

177 "173 So Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris have only met once.....

all the women in the western Hemisphere got Pregnant at once.

Had John Denver showed up ll the other men would have become women there would have been so much testosterone.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 06:41 PM (LRFds) "

Dick Cheney made Chuck Norris cry.


(That's where the Great Lakes come from.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 18, 2013 06:44 PM (eqgV8)

178 Andrea Tarantula said last week on The Five

Does Rush call her that cuz she be wild and wooly .... you know!
Opposite of Brazilian IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Paladin at January 18, 2013 06:45 PM (ROXo4)

179 Dick Cheney cock,
Just mentioning it too often can leave you with a hurt jaw.

Posted by: gigg at January 18, 2013 06:46 PM (dDD3H)

180 This is a big, steaming mug of Earl Grey, about two shots of Gentleman Jack, some lemon juice and honey.

OR, just down the "Jack" the way Belushi did in Animal House. By the time you come to the flu will be done with.

Posted by: Paladin at January 18, 2013 06:48 PM (ROXo4)

181 Ace, in fairness to the (partially-)dissenting judge, Hamilton: He only sided with the unions on one issue and joined with the majority on everything else.

Although Hamilton would have agreed to an across-the-board ban on payroll-deductions (for PEU dues), he believed that it was improper to continue allowing the deductions for "public safety" PEU employees while denying them to all other PEU employees.

So even a fairly liberal judge is saying, in effect, "Walker would have gotten my vote on EVERY issue if his law had stripped ALL unions of dues deducting, instead of exempting cops and firemen."

Posted by: Gromit at January 18, 2013 06:50 PM (4KOF2)

182
When Dick Cheney passes, the International Astronomical Union will rename Eridanus (the River), the longest constellation, after him.

And they will do so in fear of the torch and pitchfork-bearing mob at their gates, of which I shall be a member.

Posted by: sherlock at January 18, 2013 06:59 PM (mnKhG)

183 I'm digging this action by some states to say "Fuck you" to the feds regarding the 2A and Obamacare. Perhaps this trend should be expanded into other areas of federal overreach as well.



It's not like the Feds follow the law anyway, why should the states?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 18, 2013 07:04 PM (ROv35)

184 @6 Fat Lazy Unionized Teachers Hardest Hit.


Hey you talking about me?



http://tinyurl.com/bhnksyf

Posted by: Karen the Fat lazy Union Boss at January 18, 2013 07:11 PM (wR+pz)

185 13
Oh holy hell, I have the flu. Complete with 103.2 fever. Hot toddy time. Also, the precedent is a SCOAMF.


Posted by: Country Singer at January 18, 2013 05:39 PM (mDanm)


103.2? Is that before or after Obamacare taxes?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 18, 2013 07:43 PM (X/+QT)

186 There may be something to the alcohol and flu theory. At the end of the first world war, at the height of the horrendous flu epidemic, a Marine regiment arrived in France. The commanding officer, whose name escapes me, provided a stout rum ration to his entire regiment on a daily basis. Even though they were pressed into service as orderlies and stretcher bearers for the flu victims, not one contracted the disease.

Posted by: Bill at January 18, 2013 07:45 PM (xFYVW)

187 WHAT?

Time to Recall that Judge Now!


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 18, 2013 08:10 PM (+OTLF)

188 188 comments. Is that all?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2013 09:03 PM (ORGYc)

189 Green shoots!

I hope they are not too late.

Posted by: PJ at January 18, 2013 09:59 PM (ZWaLo)






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