Newsweek (What? They're Still Here?) Offers Creepy Religious Photo of Obama With Headline "The Second Coming"

Cult? Moi?

I think "Pull for Content" is the new "Your Mouth."

Twitchy also posts Newsweek's photo of Bush for his second inaugural -- it's a tad less heroic.

What bothers me a bit about the media is that they're so dumb. This bothers me, because it demonstrates we conservatives could easily do this, but we mostly don't.

Tina Brown is supposedly some kind of guru who totes gets Teh Zeitgiest. But her magazine is just one silly carnival-bark after another. What, we can't do that?

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM



Comments

1 Reminds me of those pics of Musolini.

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 02:01 PM (fH4X9)

2 I know I'm going to come a second time too.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 18, 2013 02:01 PM (+xmn4)

3 So God isn't dead?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 18, 2013 02:01 PM (jTKU5)

4 Smug Alert

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (ASGBb)

5 Also a strange picture, somehow it makes his body look fat.

Posted by: Heralder at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (+xmn4)

6 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (/eBe8)

7 You know if you fold that three ways it looks like a penis

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (7PjX7)

8 Are there any conservative parallels to this kind of trash? Maybe old comics at best.
Too bad the Koch brothers aren't branching out into media.

Posted by: Dax at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (gUYGX)

9 Evan Thomas, one of the darlings of Morning Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (UOM48)

10 Is this the pic that will be on the new O-money?

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (fH4X9)

11 But her magazine is just one silly carnival-bark after another. What, we can't do that?
Posted by Ace


I have no idea of what you speak.

Posted by: Glen Beck at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (KDq5l)

12 The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (UOM48)

13 If you pull for content too much, you get hairy palms

Posted by: Roberto Luongo at January 18, 2013 02:03 PM (NHNJt)

14 JEF has the mumps in that pic.

Posted by: Ronster at January 18, 2013 02:03 PM (JgkPs)

15 Uh oh...I think I'm suddenly in a storage closet, or something.

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 02:04 PM (fH4X9)

16 Tina Brown is some sort of guru of driving magazines into the ground. And acting like a snotty bint every step of the way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2013 02:04 PM (LCFed)

17 :::Tina Brown is supposedly some kind of guru who totes gets Teh Zeitgiest. But her magazine is just one silly carnival-bark after another. What, we can't do that?::::

Glenn Beck does it. Fucker Carlson's website does it.

The problem is that the intended audiences are not as susceptible to shallow, obvious bullshit on as wide a scale as Newsweek's demo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 18, 2013 02:04 PM (CmheR)

18 I can haz John E photoshop plz?

Posted by: Bossa Nova at January 18, 2013 02:08 PM (CLtt9)

19 *watches a spider slowly weave it's web in the corner*

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 02:09 PM (fH4X9)

20 And...we're back!

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 03:30 PM (fH4X9)

21 Oh lookie...the Emperor has a goiter!

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 03:31 PM (fH4X9)

22 Media Bukkake theater. Second cuming.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at January 18, 2013 03:31 PM (AWmfW)

23 Nice, with those red borders it looks like some real Nazi shit.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 18, 2013 03:31 PM (1FLBb)

24 Women are gonna save Europe? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thats funny. Newsweak can't wait for the grave. Faster please.

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 03:31 PM (OlN4e)

25 Backfaceflugelhorn!

Posted by: Dead Hostage Choir and A Capella Group at January 18, 2013 03:31 PM (KDq5l)

26 Apparently, that's not a personality cult, but this is;

Matt Yglesias slams Breitbart’s Army as ‘personality cult,’ happy warriors returnfire

http://tinyurl.com/bypssou

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 03:32 PM (wwsoB)

27 What the hell is up with his jaw?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 18, 2013 03:33 PM (NzBQO)

28 So if we can pull for content, is there also scratch 'n sniff? How about the foldy thingy like in Mad Magazine? Because that sure as hell is what this reminds me of.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 18, 2013 03:33 PM (VtjlW)

29 Soledad O'Brien was in the photo shoot too, but she's cropped out of this pic. You might make out just the shadow of the top of her head.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 18, 2013 03:33 PM (OZmbA)

30 Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap......... Ahh......

Posted by: Eugene Robinson at January 18, 2013 03:33 PM (/YJYi)

31 I knew it was too good to be true. So much for the zero JEF day.

That, and I just threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 03:33 PM (VMcEw)

32 NOW do you believe that liberalism is a mental illness?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (+aCe4)

33 7
You know if you fold that three ways it looks like a penis

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2013 02:02 PM (7PjX7)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (da5Wo)

34 27
Apparently, that's not a personality cult, but this is;

Matt Yglesias slams Breitbart’s Army as ‘personality cult,’ happy warriors returnfire

http://tinyurl.com/bypssou


Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 03:32 PM

Would anyone using this pic as an avatar be called a "sad personality cult" by @mattyglesias @AceofSpadesHQ pic.twitter.com/DcQSWkD0

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (wwsoB)

35 That headline, "How women will save Europe," may not be properly clean, so we'll have to release our scrubbing rape bubbles to the scene.

Posted by: Arab Spring Soap at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (I88Jc)

36 A million fukkin' years of natural selection and dipshits still roam the earth. Leftard are like Dinosaurs, brains the size of walnuts and gratefully unaware their world is coming to an end.

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (OlN4e)

37 I'm not sure what's worse, this or salad knife boy....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (da5Wo)

38 Shouldn't there be numbers across the bottom of the picture?

Turn right.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (evdj2)

39 How long before he starts wearing a military uniform with a chest full of medals.

Posted by: stourma at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (BuYeH)

40 Profile shot to hide his love handles which are his ear?

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (lGu1O)

41 Where's the halo?

Looks like TFG's been hitting the Grecian Formula for men pretty hard too...I'm just saying.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (CIjnK)

42 All the MSM are teenaged girls and Obama is their Justin Bieber

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (wwsoB)

43 Why don't we do this?

Three quick reasons, off the top of my head:
1. We don't own any/enough media outlets
2. We don't feel comfortable skewing "the news" (we have a problem with morality. We still believe in it.)
3. We don't recognize that the Left is an Enemy. We still think 'we're all in this together'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (Cati5)

44 Who looks at that profile and sees "sexy"?

Posted by: Lauren at January 18, 2013 03:36 PM (tyue4)

45 The problem is that the intended audiences are not as susceptible to shallow, obvious bullshit on as wide a scale as Newsweek's demo.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 18, 2013 02:04 PM (CmheR)

Newsweek has a demo? Demo implies a group of people that will pay for it. Hows that worked out for them?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 18, 2013 03:36 PM (t06LC)

46 My co-worker just left the office and said a very cheerful, "have a nice weekend!"

"Have a nice long weekend!" I chirped in response.

"Time to celebrate the Presidents! Especially Monday when we inaugurate -- well, re-inaugurate -- a new one!"

"Yeah," I said, very snippily.

Yes, he's a leftist. Yes, he thinks everone else is, too. Yes, I think he got the point that I wasn't happy.

Also, he's an idiot since he seems to believe Monday is President's Day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (4df7R)

47 My wife loves me and just gave me some peanut brittle. Did your wife just give you peanut brittle? I didn't think so!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (/eBe8)

48

What, we can't do that?

This is what I've been waiting for.

You're goddam right we can do it. And we can do it better than they can.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (zwqd/)

49 If I get that in my Office for free, I'm gonna take it out back and pee on it. Good times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (jE38p)

50 36
That headline, "How women will save Europe," may not be properly clean,
so we'll have to release our scrubbing rape bubbles to the scene.
Posted by: Arab Spring Soap at January 18, 2013 03:34 PM (I88Jc)



Be prepared. View with caution.




http://youtu.be/wfYmTJYdeTw

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

51 Looks like a mug shot.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (6BgmB)

52 Who am I?

Posted by: Matt Yglesias at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (/YJYi)

53 How women will save Europe? Well, they could try demanding all the rapey Muzzie men be deported back to their home countries for starters.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:38 PM (4df7R)

54 3. We don't recognize that the Left is an Enemy. We still think 'we're all in this together'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 18, 2013 03:35 PM (Cati5)

As to 3., who is this "we" you speak of?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 18, 2013 03:38 PM (t06LC)

55 SECONDS? I'm still waiting here with kneepads on for my FIRST coming.

Posted by: TinglesMatthews at January 18, 2013 03:38 PM (7ObY1)

56 What bothers me a bit about the media is that they're so dumb. This bothers me, because it demonstrates we conservatives could easily do this, but we mostly don't.

Tina Brown is supposedly some kind of guru who totes gets Teh Zeitgiest. But her magazine is just one silly carnival-bark after another. What, we can't do that?

_____________________________________

Ya we can't do that because we have this thing called--

self-respect.

Posted by: tasker at January 18, 2013 03:38 PM (r2PLg)

57 Yea, why can't there be a tabloid exposing the rich elitist? The illiterate voting masses love tabloid. They also love when purty starlets go through problems. Would be great to have tabloid reporting on the hypocrites enjoying what they tell others to avoid, while toying with those who fall for the covet the rich theme.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 18, 2013 03:38 PM (lGu1O)

58 You know if you fold that three ways it looks like a penis
>>

Why go to all that trouble it already looks like dick.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (81UWZ)

59 Liberalism disproves Darwin.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (/eBe8)

60 BTW, I thought at first Twitchy was unsustainable. Maybe it is, but it is making an impact.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (T0NGe)

61 Hate the MFM with a white-hot passion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (UOM48)

62 How will women save Europe, by demanding more social spending with money they haven't got? Having even fewer kids? Opposing wars they punt to America after a few casualties?

I doubt that Talking Tina has another Thatcher in mind


Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (wwsoB)

63 42 Where's the halo?
Looks like TFG's been hitting the Grecian Formula for men pretty hard too...I'm just saying.


And I'll bet he uses that 'spray-on-hair' stuffto cover up the big crescent-shaped scar on the back of his head.

Posted by: wheatie at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (fH4X9)

64
I can't wait until they build his statue and we pull it down during the revolution.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (p/cQy)

65 BTW, I thought at first Twitchy was unsustainable. Maybe it is, but it is making an impact.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (T0NGe)


I think it's got good staying power, as long as Twitter remains popular. Hell, they could make a living just reposting Ellen Barkin Mad's tweets.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:40 PM (4df7R)

66 Ya we can't do that because we have this thing called--
self-respect.


Cast down the shackles of integrity and all things become possible.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 18, 2013 03:40 PM (CIjnK)

67 Ya we can't do that because we have this thing called--

self-respect.


"But how can you say Obama is stupid, he's so successful."

"It's amazing what a weak mind can do, as log as it's dishonest."

Posted by: AmishDude at January 18, 2013 03:40 PM (T0NGe)

68 He's posing for Krugman's trillion dollar coin.

Posted by: tasker at January 18, 2013 03:40 PM (r2PLg)

69 My wife loves me and just gave me some peanut brittle. Did your wife just give you peanut brittle? I didn't think so!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:37 PM (/eBe



*sidles over* Trade you a piece of peanut brittle for one of Mommy's butterscotch cookies.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (VtjlW)

70 My co-worker just left the office and said a very cheerful, "have a nice weekend!"

"Have a nice long weekend!" I chirped in response.

"Time to celebrate the Presidents! Especially Monday when we inaugurate -- well, re-inaugurate -- a new one!"

"Yeah," I said, very snippily.

Yes, he's a leftist. Yes, he thinks everone else is, too. Yes, I think he got the point that I wasn't happy.

Also, he's an idiot since he seems to believe Monday is President's Day.



When we had to let a couple people go so we could give everyone else an increase to cover the payroll deductions, we made sure it was a couple of Obama voters. One of them was a militant lesbian who never shut up about her damned Obamessiah.

She's probably still worshipping her Obamessiah now that she's on funemployment and food stamps.

Posted by: TinglesMatthews at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (7ObY1)

71 No normal, sane adult would pose for a picture like that. What a douche.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (6BgmB)

72 This bothers me, because it demonstrates we conservatives could easily do this, but we mostly don't.

A second TV news outlet would be nice. If there is room for six or so national liberal TV news outlets (their ratings suggest there isn't room, but...) surely we can something beyond Fox.

Posted by: CJ at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (9KqcB)

73 65
I can't wait until they build his statue and we pull it down during the revolution.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2013 03:39 PM (p/cQy) Nope. We are gonna need all the gallows space we can find. I promise!

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (OlN4e)

74
re: "America expects. Can he deliver?"

The media will just say that Obama delivered and exceeded expectations, no matter what happens.

Statistically everything got worse under Obama's awful leadership. But Obama still won again because the media pumped him up and pimped his ass for four years.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (zwqd/)

75 In that picture, he looks like a Roman Emperor looking out over the Colisseum, preparing to order the release of the lions to attack the chained Christians.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

76 [i[Tina Brown is supposedly some kind of guru who totes gets Teh Zeitgiest

Uh, did that sound better in the original Austrian?

But her magazine is just one silly carnival-bark after another. What, we can't do that?

Step right up and get yer messiah heah! One dollah, one minute, one messiah, no crowding!

Posted by: joncelli at January 18, 2013 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

77 All that's missing from that pic is a fly crawling on his smug mug.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

78 *sidles over* Trade you a piece of peanut brittle for one of Mommy's butterscotch cookies.


Throw in a bed- with mattress and blankets inside in Alextopia, and you've got a deal.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:42 PM (/eBe8)

79 the left is seriously.. fucked up.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 18, 2013 03:43 PM (DGIjM)

80 How about a post on Boehner's latest surrender?

Posted by: Jordan at January 18, 2013 03:43 PM (Hz1zc)

81 Who's Al Geria?

Posted by: low info voter at January 18, 2013 03:44 PM (QdVWF)

82 69
He's posing for Krugman's trillion dollar coin Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM48)

83

btw, that headline is for YOUR benefit

that headline and photo is to tweek your buttons

and it worked

Posted by: soothsayer at January 18, 2013 03:44 PM (zwqd/)

84 "America Expects. Can he deliver?"

No.
FYNQ.

Not that it matters. The MFM will say everything he does is right,a nd everything that goes wrong is the Republicans' fault. He could sit in the lap of Honest Abe at the Lincoln Memorial and take a colossal shit, and the MFM would call it brilliant.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:45 PM (4df7R)

85 I think it's got good staying power, as long as Twitter remains popular.

I'd add some automated comment scrapers to mine HuffPo and DU for raw material too. Just basic keyword searches should do it.

A human editor can sift 10's of thousands of prospect comments a day and pull a couple hundred solid candidates if they're presented effectively on the screen.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 18, 2013 03:45 PM (CIjnK)

86 Ray Nagin indicted....

Those darn privacy laws again prevent his political party from being revealed

http://tinyurl.com/ag454ue

Posted by: CJ at January 18, 2013 03:45 PM (9KqcB)

87 Who's Al Geria?


Posted by: low info voter
---
Ben Ghazi's brother.

Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 03:45 PM (VMcEw)

88 The article for the cover was written by the same Evan Thomas who called TFG "sort of a god" back in 2009

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 03:45 PM (wwsoB)

89 Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Jordan! at January 18, 2013 03:46 PM (/YJYi)

90 WE'RE ALL LOVESTRUCK GROUPIES NOW !!

Posted by: Newsweak at January 18, 2013 03:46 PM (wwsoB)

91 Throw in a bed- with mattress and blankets inside in Alextopia, and you've got a deal.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:42 PM (/eBe



Deal!

nomnomnom


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 18, 2013 03:46 PM (VtjlW)

92 Why did they photoshop the halo out?

That's unfair. And racist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2013 03:46 PM (cHZB7)

93

>>> Posted by: Jordan

STFU, dunce

Posted by: soothsayer at January 18, 2013 03:47 PM (zwqd/)

94 89
The article for the cover was written by the same Evan Thomas who called TFG "sort of a god" back in 2009




jeebus, that's right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:47 PM (UOM48)

95
Yep that's the main reason we can't do it, despite it being one of the most creepy covers ever, we don't have the media. You can get away with a huge bunch of screw-ups and outright mean things if you have billions of dollars of free advertising day in and day out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2013 03:47 PM (p/cQy)

96 Why did they photoshop the halo out?

I think he's supposed to be gazing into the Holy Light of Wisdom. Or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:47 PM (4df7R)

97 Posted by: Jordan at January 18, 2013 03:43 PM (Hz1zc)

Hey, Jordan. Is the Texas Legislature still in session?

Also, saw your picture in the earlier thread. Might I suggest Rogaine? Also: testosterone supplements?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:47 PM (/eBe8)

98 Understandably, but unfortunately, we underestimate the power of fucktardery.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (0WLla)

99 I also find it amusing that the now online Newsweek (think about the name for a second) still has to have magazine-style covers.

And that's the thing for Tina Brown, isn't it? She's a cover queen. Whatever stupid article that Evan Thomas wrote is meaningless. Magazines are bought because of their covers. Buzz is created because of the cover.

And even though, in the online world, a cover is meaningless, there's Tina Brown, doing the same old shtick.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (T0NGe)

100 87 -

They got Ray Nagin???

Those evil Tea Party NRA Neocons! I'm so... ok, I can't keep it up. How much cash was in his freezer?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (BeSEI)

101 81
How about a post on Boehner's latest surrender?

Posted by: Jordan at January 18, 2013 03:43 PM

How 'bout you go make me a sammich

Posted by: Jordan's boyfriend at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (wwsoB)

102 How about a warning? That face made me wretch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (GsoHv)

103 They had to use a profile shot or you'd be able to see the mark left by Reggie Love's belt buckle.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (6BgmB)

104 That chest is definitely p-shopped.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (ROv35)

105 What scares me is the building of divinity into the personage of a leader.

NOTHING good can come of this. And some very very bad things can spring forth. People do irrational things for what they believe to be divine. People will do what THEY think are morally reprehensible things for what they think is divine.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Back From Beyond at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (0q2P7)

106 this is my favorite picture of the scoamf

pic.twitter.com/byxVw0Ak

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (GVxQo)

107 Here's Evan Thomas' quote on Softballs on MSDNC:

"I mean in a way Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (UOM48)

108 OK, I'm done with TFG.

http://bit.ly/SfiF9t

How about them stripping reporters?

Posted by: sTevo at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (VMcEw)

109 They got Ray Nagin???

He's No Labels now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (T0NGe)

110 101 I also find it amusing that the now online Newsweek (think about the name for a second) still has to have magazine-style covers.

And that's the thing for Tina Brown, isn't it? She's a cover queen. Whatever stupid article that Evan Thomas wrote is meaningless. Magazines are bought because of their covers. Buzz is created because of the cover.

And even though, in the online world, a cover is meaningless, there's Tina Brown, doing the same old shtick.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (T0NGe)

______________________________

It's liberal porn--they just look at the pictures.

Posted by: tasker at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (r2PLg)

111 Ah Evan Thomas, (great?) grandson of the long time Socialist party presidential candidate Norman Thomas. The pinko apple doesnt fall very fall I suppose...


Oh and Beck is working on getting a second conservative news channel up and running. It'll probably do okay if it gets in enough homes.

Posted by: BSR: Live from Falls Church at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (CBCxo)

112 Shine.Box.

Posted by: Bigby's 2 Fingers of Gin at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (3ZtZW)

113 He's posing for Krugman's trillion dollar coin Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:44 PM (UOM4

Omg do NOT give him any ideas.

*shudder* To deface the Black Hills with his mug... it's too horrible to contemplate.

Posted by: KG at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (p7BzH)

114 "I mean in a way Obama’s standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:49 PM (UOM4


That quote, to this day, continues to fill me with immeasurable rage.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:50 PM (4df7R)

115 I think I'll print it out just so I can rip it to shreds.

Posted by: Aud at January 18, 2013 03:50 PM (PGpgl)

116 What the necks up with the jaw? Looks like he's gnawing pretty hard on something

Posted by: Eurw at January 18, 2013 03:50 PM (bLJgP)

117 >>>How about a post on Boehner's latest surrender?

Great idea. Post one on your blog and just wait, we'll all be right over to comment. Swearsies.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Back From Beyond at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (0q2P7)

118 I think it's got good staying power, as long as Twitter remains popular.


I'm still trying to figure out how the hell Twitter plans to make money.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (VtjlW)

119 "Have a nice long weekend!" I chirped in response.

What's that?

I can't get a two-day weekend until Easter. And I'll probably need a doctor's excuse.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (ZKzrr)

120 What the necks up with the jaw? Looks like he's gnawing pretty hard on something
Posted by: Eurw at January 18, 2013 03:50 PM (bLJgP)


Whoever he's looking at probably isn't talking about how awesome he is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (4df7R)

121 How 'bout you go make me a sammich



Posted by: Jordan's boyfriend at January 18, 2013 03:48 PM (wwsoB)


Not after the way you made me bleed last time, nuh-uh girlfriend.

Posted by: Jordan! at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (/YJYi)

122 That quote, to this day, continues to fill me with immeasurable rage.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:50 PM (4df7R



I'm with ya. I can't stand the sight of that little turd, Thomas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (UOM48)

123 >>>>
Reminds me of those pics of Musolini.

It's Lincoln on the cent.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (1vNdN)

124 85 "America Expects. Can he deliver?"

-----
oh he can deliver, believe me he can deliver!

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at January 18, 2013 03:51 PM (ojPzi)

125 Ray Nagin? that douche who was on national TV two days after Katrina rolled through saying everything was cool and NOLA would be back up and running within a month? Then blamed Bush for the slow response time?



Damn shame. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 18, 2013 03:52 PM (ROv35)

126 *sidles over* Trade you a piece of peanut brittle for one of Mommy's butterscotch cookies.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 18, 2013 03:41 PM (VtjlW)

Made a batch of peanut brittle with cayenne a few days ago.

God's gift to candy....along with all other candy (yeah, I have a sweet tooth. What of it?).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2013 03:52 PM (GsoHv)

127 ... in Tina Brown's mouth.

Posted by: Max Entropy at January 18, 2013 03:52 PM (L4cv4)

128 111 -

The man who single-handedly prevented George Bush from drowning everybody in New Orleans... he has a label... sort of a god, some say.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2013 03:52 PM (BeSEI)

129 Someone forgot to include the "Of Jimmy Carter" subheading.

Posted by: pbrown at January 18, 2013 03:52 PM (vbHmn)

130 i get that they're trying to do some half-ironic thing, play into the critique of the Obama cult while still being "in yo' face!" but it's equally lame.

Posted by: JDP at January 18, 2013 03:52 PM (60GaT)

131 Made a batch of peanut brittle with cayenne a few days ago.

Oh.

That sounds good.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (/eBe8)

132 > My wife loves me and just gave me some peanut brittle. Did your wife just give you peanut brittle? I didn't think so!

Got some French Burnt Peanuts at the LGS while I was picking up more lead and lead delivery systems. Mmm mmm.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (ZWvOb)

133 someone should photo shop something under his nose

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (GVxQo)

134 I made chocolate-peanut butter-bacon truffles.

*sticks out tongue*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (UOM48)

135 Lincoln on the cent, Kennedy on the whatever coin it was...I was reminded of generalissimo franco

Posted by: Eurw at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (bLJgP)

136 someone should photo shop something under his nose

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (GVxQo)

Moochelle's rug?

Posted by: KG at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (p7BzH)

137 someone should photo shop something under his nose
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (GVxQo)


Like a little moustache.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (4df7R)

138 Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Posted by: Dead White Male at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (Vk2pI)

139 Setting aside my utter distaste for TFG - I think that this is really a bad picture. They got away with this 'messiah shit' the first round but I don't think it's going to go over too well the second time. These people have a sickness.

Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (G+Wff)

140 101 -

You just gave us a great idea! Picture this: Barack, nude, with one hand tastefully draped over his breasts, while the other cradles his unborn child...

Posted by: New Squeek at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (BeSEI)

141 118 What the necks up with the jaw? Looks like he's gnawing pretty hard on something
Posted by: Eurw at January 18, 2013 03:50 PM (bLJgP)

Cockjaw. Seen it on many a woman post fellatio. Keeping their mouth open that wide for so long tires the muscles out. Who knew Reggie Love was packing such heat?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (t06LC)

142 136
someone should photo shop something under his nose




White powder, and a blunt in his lips.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:55 PM (UOM48)

143 Tina Brown is supposedly some kind of guru who totes gets Teh Zeitgiest. But her magazine is just one silly carnival-bark after another. What, we can't do that?

I guess you could do that but it wouldn't appeal to me. If you replaced that pic of TFG with Reagan I'd be just as creeped out.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2013 03:55 PM (fsLdt)

144 What bothers me a bit about the media is that they're so dumb.

I think I touched on this on a thread or three ago... Low information voters propelled by the fuel of low information media. While we expect different results every election.

Sorta like hoping to start a raging bonfire with a pile of wet wood, a pack of wet matches, while the aging neighborhood perv hoses down the wood with a steady stream of urine that would embarrass Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 18, 2013 03:55 PM (feFL6)

145 Nagin and the rest of those whining pricksmanaged to do the impossible: half of the nation ended up rooting for the floodwaters.

Posted by: CJ at January 18, 2013 03:55 PM (9KqcB)

146 139
someone should photo shop something under his nose



Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (GVxQo)


Coke spoon. Or Reggie's balls. Could go either way.

Posted by: joncelli at January 18, 2013 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

147 I'd buy Aceweek as long as Cake Girl was in it and The London Boys weren't.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 18, 2013 03:55 PM (jucos)

148 That sounds good.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 03:53 PM (/eBe

The flavor of the pepper is barely discernible until a few seconds after you finish the piece. Then the heat blooms. But it's manageable. Great stuff. And the reason I have to work out every day. Well, all the other food I eat too.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2013 03:56 PM (GsoHv)

149 What the hell is up with his jaw?


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 18, 2013 03:33 PM (NzBQO)


Reggie Love just gave him, in the words of the dumbest asshole ever to crawl out of Scranton, the full load.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2013 03:56 PM (Moy5K)

150 Looks like he's crawling out of a subway tunnel.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 18, 2013 03:56 PM (0It32)

151 I am proud to display this picture in my living room. So proud...........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 18, 2013 03:56 PM (48wze)

152 144 - oh, dear lord! Never seen that

Posted by: Eurw at January 18, 2013 03:56 PM (bLJgP)

153 "45 Who looks at that profile and sees "sexy"? "

You don't think that a nose stuck up in the air is sexy?
He isn't even trying to hide his elitism and arrogance.
2 reasons:
1. He knows that the media will cover for him no matter how much of douchebag he is
2. Voters will vote for him as long as he give them free shit and passes the cost on to evil rich people

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2013 03:57 PM (4O76U)

154 It's missing the placard with name, jail, and prisoner number.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 18, 2013 03:57 PM (GBXon)

155 Posted by: Dead White Male at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (Vk2pI)

I prefer this part:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper

Posted by: joncelli at January 18, 2013 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

156 When the MSM gives us lemons, make lemonade;

When Joes collide: Joe Biden tweets at his Onioncounterpart

http://tinyurl.com/aj4fukh

Posted by: Jordan's boyfriend at January 18, 2013 03:57 PM (wwsoB)

157 So I see in the sidebar that Stephen Colbert is planning to run for Congress. Well, fine. Congress is already a joke. Perfect place for an assface comedian.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (4df7R)

158
Sea Salt Caramels.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (FZ3Ul)

159 The second coming.... Michelle wishes and Reggie gets...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (9+ccr)

160 Perfect place for an assface comedian.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (4df7R)

Well, they've had Franken all this time...

Posted by: KG at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (p7BzH)

161 I'm not sure we want to do that.

Posted by: marcus at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (1qs54)

162 158: You're mixing up "The Hollow Men" and "The Second Coming". Though either apply.

I've been more in a "The Wasteland" mood when I've not been in Kipling territory, m'self.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (GBXon)

163 i think it's important to note that, while some Obama supporters might occasionally distance themselves from the most fanatical '08-style types, these media types do basically think of him as the Embodiment of Good, who no rational person could possibly disagree with.

this is why pieces are written calling him the most transformational liberal president ever, but then in another he's just Mr. Moderate Republican (Eisenhower!,) with no contradiction. he's a pragmatist leading us toward our preordained liberal destiny -- get with the program maaaan.

Posted by: JDP at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (60GaT)

164 Posted by: Dead White Male at January 18, 2013 03:54 PM (Vk2pI)

Except that the stupid fucks at Newsweek don't know the poem, and may not have even heard of Yeats, and certainly never read anything by him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (GsoHv)

165 *sigh* rdbrewer has a sidebar piece that Stephen Colbert is considering a run for congress.

I guess being a smug, lop-sided-eared douche is all that's required now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (UOM48)

166 146-
The thing about Reagan is he was a genuine person. He wouldn't have preened and posed for such (and certainly wouldn't have had cockjaw)

Posted by: Eurw at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (bLJgP)

167 Perfect place for an assface comedian.

That's Senator Franken to you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (GBXon)

168 the pic makes him look fat...and old....conjures up hitchcock

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (GVxQo)

169 Praise Jesus the unicorns are coming!


OBAMAPHO!

OBAMAPHO!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:00 PM (LRFds)

170 This picture would be more authentic if TFG was wearing his bukkake goggles.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 18, 2013 04:00 PM (O7Q1u)

171 That's Senator Franken to you.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 18, 2013 03:59 PM (GBXon)


Which beautifully sums up my opinion of the senate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 04:00 PM (4df7R)

172 No. Even God wouldn't pose for that type of picture.

Posted by: marcus at January 18, 2013 04:00 PM (1qs54)

173 Okay, if you haven't read the "Panasonic Toughpad Press Conference" in the sidebar, stop what you're doing and get on it now.
Best. Product. Review. Evah!
Samples:
"Last night is, regrettably, an increasingly coherent blur; a restaurant that went on for miles and miles like some wood-panelled meat Narnia"
"Some people rush forward and take pictures with expensive-looking cameras. I write it down too, but I don’t get up because the only camera I have with me is on my phone."
"A fourth man comes onto the stage. Now, a week later, I would be hard-pressed to select him out of a line-up."

Posted by: speedster1 at January 18, 2013 04:01 PM (v40Bj)

174 Sea Salt Bath Salt Caramels.


Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (FZ3Ul)

Posted by: Olaf at January 18, 2013 04:01 PM (/YJYi)

175 Damn. I thought we were going to see him in bangs. Didn't they say he was getting bangs?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2013 04:01 PM (C8mVl)

176 I hate him more than I hated Clinton. A lot more.
He really thinks he's a great success. He doesn't know that they're covering for him and giving him special treatment because he's "the first black president".
He doesn't know that if he'd been white, with his lack of actual accomplishments, he would have been laughed off the campaign trail.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2013 04:01 PM (4O76U)

177 He should have turned his nose up more like he usually does... This makes him look fat...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 18, 2013 04:01 PM (9+ccr)

178
Bath Salt Caramels.


I sell those in the lot at Phish Shows!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2013 04:02 PM (FZ3Ul)

179 So I see in the sidebar that Stephen Colbert is
planning to run for Congress. Well, fine. Congress is already a joke.
Perfect place for an assface comedian.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (4df7R)


Am I the only moron that finds him extremely unfunny?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2013 04:02 PM (Moy5K)

180 Somebody ought to map out the angle of Obama's raised chin in a sampling of 100 or so photos than compare them to a dozen other presidents. Then run the numbers to see if there is a statistically significant difference.

*Can such a thing be quantified?*

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 18, 2013 04:02 PM (UypUQ)

181 Caption this;

http://tinyurl.com/byujqsx

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2013 04:02 PM (wwsoB)

182 20 AceThePug,

We're the ones that cheer for the cops Ace the Pug, and we're the ones who defended the troops.

We are in our hearts deferential to the system and I suspect too many moderates who gravitate towards our view, and the more moderate amongst us are uncomfortable having what they erroneously perceive as an unbiased referee going against them.

It is hard not being "popular" with the school newspaper people if I recall high School correctly.

Pity it is not harder for say Joisey Buddah to be a traitorous asshole than "unpopular."

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:03 PM (LRFds)

183 lt's chea-O'Barky, new from Hasbro.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 18, 2013 04:03 PM (rHbEC)

184 Attica O'leary when reached for comment said, "mmmfmmmmmmmfffff slurp"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (LRFds)

185
2009: We're All Socialists Now

2013: Now We're All Fucked

Posted by: Jaws at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (4I3Uo)

186 An' a one, an' a two ...

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-bah Mister Sandmaaan~

Posted by: Dead Hostage Choir and A Capella Group at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (KDq5l)

187 Am I the only moron that finds him extremely unfunny?


Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2013 04:02 PM (Moy5K)

Nope. If it's only schtick, it's old after the first few times.

Posted by: joncelli at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

188 185: "I see your problem. Your transgabberjabber is rubbing up against the MacManus manifold. Also, Joe Biden is your mechanic."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (GBXon)

189 So I see in the sidebar that Stephen Colbert is planning to run for Congress. Well, fine. Congress is already a joke. Perfect place for an assface comedian.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 18, 2013 03:58 PM (4df7R)



No, he's not. It's his sister.


And, woot! Closing the office early. Huzzah, bitches!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (VtjlW)

190 I am not a theologian, so I'll have to work this through step by step.
You can't have a Second Coming unless you've already Ascended.
You can't Ascend until you have Risen Again.
You can't Rise Again unless you've been Crucified.
And you can't be Crucified without Condemnation by Trial.

No way TFG's ever going to trial. The rest is, well, self-evident. QED.

Given all the nails, hell-harrowing, scourging and shit involved in that image, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable posting it. Sort of a threat, if you get the meaning. Makes it look like they're expecting Some Kind of Trouble.

Posted by: comatus at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (qaVK+)

191 "Blame the media" doesn't really help. Most Americans choose not to watch Fox News or go to the Internet for NewsMax. Conservative views are out there, its just no one wants to see or hear them. Yeah maybe on talk radio but that niche is not going to give a majority.

Posted by: occam at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (cWOlF)

192 Truck Monkey: throw in tri-cornered hat girl and you're got a deal.

Posted by: Max Entropy at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (L4cv4)

193 America expects? Who's this America they speak of?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (9+ccr)

194 160 MWR,

He can be Franken's congressional mini-me....

a nation that's a joke being led by two jokers.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:05 PM (LRFds)

195 Where's the halo!

THEY PROMISED ME THERE"D BE AN ENORMOUS HALO!!!

Posted by: RWC at January 18, 2013 04:05 PM (fWAjv)

196 I guess it's not hard to guess the dimension of Reggie Loves... dimensions... since 'Raccoon eyes' are nowhere to be seen.

I kinda think they're sexy on a woman. It shows effort. A valiant effort at an impossible task, but true effort, nevertheless.

Posted by: Regular Moron at January 18, 2013 04:05 PM (feFL6)

197 Caption this;
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd help.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 18, 2013 04:06 PM (0It32)

198 You will address me as Emperor Narcissus the First... or be fed to the lions!

Posted by: Choomer in Chief at January 18, 2013 04:06 PM (Jls4P)

199 195 Occtard,

Hey occam what % of the nation has cable...?

Listen we get it you don't want people attacking your ring of power.

Don't worry nobody here is discussing using shears to cut fingers off buddy.

If your side's fluffers are willing to be such liars it's okay.

Don't cry too hard if we get an article V going when he crahses the car okay?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:07 PM (LRFds)

200 So is the article about the appearance of the Anti-Christ?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 18, 2013 04:07 PM (qwK3S)

201 Hey, man, you don't talk to the President. You listen to him. The man's
enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean
sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And
he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly
he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you
know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head
when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can
trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't...
I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should
have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent
seas...

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 18, 2013 04:07 PM (Hx5uv)

202 Save Europe from what? I thought the Left wanted to use Europe as a model for us.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 18, 2013 04:07 PM (qiXMt)

203 Evan Thomas is ready for the 4th , 5th and 6th coming.


Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2013 04:08 PM (jvd3N)

204 166 JDP,

They're neo pagans and he is a multi-faceted avatar of the Sun God.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:08 PM (LRFds)

205 "195 "Blame the media" doesn't really help. Most Americans choose not to watch Fox News or go to the Internet for NewsMax. Conservative views are out there, its just no one wants to see or hear them."

Please. America's largest newspaper, most popular news network, most listened-to radio programs are all conservative. You're outnumbered, but not outgunned.

Posted by: Jordan at January 18, 2013 04:08 PM (Hz1zc)

206 The walking shit stain prolly posed for the picture.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (yn6XZ)

207 So is the article about the appearance of the Anti-Christ?

Once more, you're actually referring to the Dragon, or the Beast of the Earth. "Anti-Christ" is a label used by John in his letters to refer to anyone who claimed to be Christian but rejected the divinity of Christ (that is: the gnostics).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (/eBe8)

208 @185 Caption this.

Easy. What Bernie Ecclestone said while watching the vintage cars run at Monaco.
"Motor racing was really beautiful before I fucked it up."

Posted by: comatus at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (qaVK+)

209 The omnipresent all pervasive MFM is the single largest threat to not only our individual rights and freedoms but also to all attempts in every avenue for a recovery of our traditional national identity as a nation of free people.

Those that aren't aware of this, or with us in some way, don't have to embrace the destructive messages that permeate all facets of our daily lives, they just need to be exposed to it, much as urban citizens are to airborne pollutants.

Until we come up with an effective weapon in this subversive and mostly undeclared all out war, our side is doomed to failure.

One good first step would be to repetitively highlight the destructive successes of The Frankfurt School's Long March, a sinister blight of which most sheeple are painfully unaware, as they are being lured or herded to the outskirts of the gulags.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (aZ6ew)

210 Woo Hoo! Scott Walker causes anal prolapse in unions!

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (OlN4e)

211 Am I the only moron that finds him extremely unfunny?

Nope. I'm willing to admit Jon Stewart is kind of funny on occasion, but I've never seen anything by Colbert that wasn't painful to watch.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (B/VB5)

212 209 Whoredan,

Hey Whoredan don't you have a flight to catch?

I heard from Reggie Love barry loves it when you use mentos during your offering.

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 18, 2013 04:10 PM (LRFds)

213 Exactly 204, GM should pony up a pale yellow Corvette for him to ride in for the inauguration.

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2013 04:11 PM (qjFNd)

214 Jordan, you are starting to irritate me.

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 04:12 PM (OlN4e)

215 "starting"?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 18, 2013 04:12 PM (q33yg)

216 On behalf of a grateful nation, I like to give you a laurel and hardy hand job.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at January 18, 2013 04:12 PM (w3+gB)

217 I saw a funny Colbert bit. He was playing uber conservative and utterly destroyed his guest who just stared back in horror.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 18, 2013 04:13 PM (yn6XZ)

218 Regarding the VA dipshit with the AK on the house floor.

His finger wasn't on the trigger guard.

His thumb was on the actual trigger.

Wasn't there something this week about increasing gun safety or something?

Posted by: RWC at January 18, 2013 04:13 PM (fWAjv)

219 I hate the left. I hate the MSM. I hate alot lately

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 04:14 PM (jE38p)

220 Why I loves Presdent Obama by Mary Clogginstien
President Obama has done a remarkable job under some extremely difficult and trying circumstances and he deserves to be reelected. Although a no-brainer to me, there are those who need a little convincing so it seems reasonable to delve into why I the President should be returned to the White House for another four years. Back in 2008, I remember watching then Senator Barack Obama at a DNC reception inspire a wave of people with his call to action and vision for turning the country around. After the event,I saw himcomes over topeople andexchange pleasantries about the way people were so moved by his words. That wave scenario would be repeated throughout the campaign and I was intrigued by how unfazed he appeared to beby all of the attention he generated and the sense of humility he maintained. Initially, I remember thinking “Bless his heart, he doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance” but during the South Carolina primary, it became clear that Senator Obama had the necessary intellect and a sincerity and compassion to be President. You could also tell that his days as a community organizer on the south side of Chicago had given him a window into the challenges ordinary Americans faced in trying to go about their daily lives. His message about restoring a sense of fairness and rebuilding our country resonated with grassroots people in a way that had never been seen before and the connection was spiritual on so many levels. Many of us in Obamaboro continue to believe the President has the favor of God upon him and that is how he won and will win again in November. In all of myexperiencies of seeing thenSenator Obama, I was struck by his clarity, sense of purpose, confidence and certainty that he was what the country needed. I became convinced that he was indeed what America needed. I reflect on my late mother,Bertha Clogginstein, who proudly shared with just about everybody in the small community where she lived that the future President had left her a voice mail asking for her help in convincing me to support him. She became a fierce advocate and in this current political climate, I can hear her saying, “why don’t they just stop bickering and let him do his job!”My mom would have celebrated her 80th birthday onJanuary 20th, but died of disentaryand I am so grateful she lived to see the first man of color elected President of the United States.I have not regretted my support and have been pleased with the President’s performance. Like others, there are some of his decisions that I took issue with at first, only to find that his action was the right one. I have been so proud to have a President we can trust to defend this great country of ours. And it has been great to have a President who the rest of the world respects, and who has restored our standing across the globe. His calm, deliberative and inclusive approach is the type of leadership needed for these turbulent times. I strongly believe that President Obama has grown into this position and am excited about the new heights he will be able to take this country as a result of that growth. He has earned the right to lead America foranother four years and I will do all that I can once more to ensure that he gets that chance.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 18, 2013 04:14 PM (48wze)

221 Truck Monkey: throw in tri-cornered hat girl and you're got a deal.
Posted by: Max Entropy at January 18, 2013 04:04 PM (L4cv4)
-------------------------------------------------------
I missed that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 18, 2013 04:14 PM (jucos)

222 OT -- Another end run by TFG around existing law. WZ has this, via Washington Times, that his stack of executive orders on gun banning contained a way to start funding 'gun safety studies' which were banned back in 1995 by Congress.

http://tinyurl.com/a58en4j

You get less than 3 guesses as to where this money might go to, group wise. I'd say the Brady Council, but any left wing shit-tank group will do.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2013 04:15 PM (cHZB7)

223 Is 224 a sock?

I mean, damn, that's dedication.

Posted by: KG at January 18, 2013 04:16 PM (p7BzH)

224 210 ---" The walking shit stain prolly posed for the picture."
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 18, 2013 04:09 PM (yn6XZ)

Most definitely posed.
Probably on the "ground" floor (actually basement) of the WH residence, which has a stone wall exactly like that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2013 04:16 PM (C8mVl)

225 It almost seems that these types of sickening messages are part of the same plan that SCOAMF and the Left are executing to goad citizens to a violent response as part of a continuing effort to not waste fabricated crises in a subversive totalitarian effort to limit freedoms and choices.

At first glance headlines like this may appear foolish or amusing, but this is not going to end well.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 18, 2013 04:17 PM (aZ6ew)

226 The nation’s most famous community organizer is back at it. President Obama today announced a new group, Organizing for Action, to push his agenda like gun control.

It was announced in an Obama email and in a video by first lady Michelle Obama, sporting her new bangs. It is a successor to Obama’s campaign operation, Organizing for America.

In the video, Michelle Obama said that the Obama campaign group will help create a society in her husband’s eyes. “The work you’ve done has brought us so much closer to the world as it should be.”


'The World As it Should be"? Oh SMOD why have yu forsaken us?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 04:18 PM (jE38p)

227 His thumb was on the actual trigger.

I don't get your point. Why should anyone notice
the difference?


Posted by: Budd Dwyer at January 18, 2013 04:19 PM (feFL6)

228 I'm thinking that Obama, if he actually is a Christian, would be uncomfortable with being portrayed as the Messiah what with believing there is only one Lord. (FWIW I guess that would be true of a Muslim as well.)
But the Obama worships Obama.

Posted by: Northern Lurker at January 18, 2013 04:19 PM (sCK+c)

229 Obama will be delivering his brand of Marxism to ever increasing huddled masses of entitled crybabies.

The rest of us will go under cover now. See you in 2016.

Posted by: redguy at January 18, 2013 04:20 PM (oKH8p)

230 I don't get your point. Why should anyone notice
the difference?


Posted by: Budd Dwyer at January 18, 2013 04:19 PM (feFL6)


OUCH


I wonder if the Brady Campaign will re-release this ad -

http://tinyurl.com/3hje5j5


Classy group they got there.

Posted by: RWC at January 18, 2013 04:21 PM (fWAjv)

231 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 18, 2013 04:14 PM (48wze)

Hey, Mary... you can take the Preezy's cock out of your mouth now...

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 18, 2013 04:24 PM (Jls4P)

232 Mary is a sock people, and a rather tiresome one. Time for a new act.

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 04:27 PM (OlN4e)

233 Hollywood celebrities will never stop talking about the horrors of the Blacklist, an era when Communist sympathizers within the industry were hounded for their beliefs, losing work and even their freedom in the worst cases.
Yet when stars like Ed Asner and Martin Sheen insist Academy voters boycott a film because it doesn't align with their worldview, those same Blacklist bashers fall silent.
We've already seen veteran actor David Clennon declare his intentions to punish the film Zero Dark Thirty this awards season for allegedly promoting torture.
Now, a pair of higher profile stars are repeating Clennon's wish to smite the film for having the wrong ideology.
Asner and Sheen have joined a list of actors protesting the movie because of the torture scenes. "I would like to condemn the movie," Asner told the New York Times. Asner and Sheen are asking Oscar voters to "factor in matters of conscience when casting awards votes," the report says.


Liberals are such hypocrites. What they all need is a good beating. Sorry but they do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 04:27 PM (jE38p)

234 Nevergiveup, I think they could use a good hanging, personally.

Posted by: maddogg at January 18, 2013 04:28 PM (OlN4e)

235 >>What they all need is a good beating. Sorry but they do
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2013 04:27 PM (jE38p)

You're being too charitable, a horrifically BAD beating at the bare minimum.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 18, 2013 04:36 PM (aZ6ew)

236 I'm a little late for this. So, Evan Thomas is still at Newsweak (which is also still around, huh.). He of the Obama is "like a god...." comment 4 years ago.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 18, 2013 04:55 PM (iMYzy)

237 Looks like a big cancerous tumor on the side of his face.

Posted by: booger at January 18, 2013 05:04 PM (HI6wa)

238 What's with the big bump on his jaw?

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2013 05:17 PM (M/TDA)

239 Is that some kind of fatal tumor on his jawbone? I hope so.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 18, 2013 05:19 PM (AKS75)

240 Creepy Religious Photo

"The Second Coming", the clear imprint of somebody's cock? What religion are we talking about?

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2013 05:56 PM (FcR7P)

241 Why does it look like he's got a dick pressing into the back of his cheek?

Is that sort of like how the muzzies get a permanent bruise on their forehead from it hitting the floor so much? It's just sort of "stretched out"?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 18, 2013 06:46 PM (Qxdfp)

242 We could do this, and should do this. How do we start? It can't be just a right leaning magazine. It has to have soft articles, cooking, fashion, and then facts thrown in there in a less than in your face way. Otherwise, only we will read it and we don't need convincing. So, who has an extra million or 3 to get this thing off thé ground?

Posted by: ArmyWife at January 18, 2013 07:21 PM (sR5pB)

243 What? No halo in this photo for Teh One?

Posted by: dissent555 at January 18, 2013 07:39 PM (yR6A1)

244 #224- DIE IN A FIRE, YOU VILE RIGHT-WING SOCK-PUPPET TROLL WHORE!

If only our brave and wise multiracial President could be given the power He deserves- you pathetic so-called "conservatives" could be locked up as you deserve. Correctly thinking people should not have to share a nation with the likes of you. You belong in camps, where you can then labor to undo the damage your kind have done to the environment. The money you might have earned for this work will instead be spent to bring economic justice to the deserving, who have been impoverished by RethugliKKKan crimes and illegal wars that only benefited the Wall Street machine and the "international bankers".

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 18, 2013 07:59 PM (O0YsD)

245 I don't see that as a religious style photo. More like a side view of a mug shot on a cheap confidence man grifter. Missing the booking numbers though.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 18, 2013 08:00 PM (oe1aw)

246 Just noticed the headline: How women will save Europe. Somehow, I don't think "stop having abortions and pop out a couple of kids" will be the thrust of the article.

Posted by: ZPG at January 18, 2013 09:15 PM (DFLSu)

247
Photographer: "Clench your jaw so I can get a tough-looking profile."
BHO: "Like this?"
Photographer: "Harder!"
Michelle: "That's what she said."

Posted by: disa at January 18, 2013 09:43 PM (R+h7Q)

248 They're going out with a bang!

Posted by: PJ at January 18, 2013 10:00 PM (ZWaLo)

249 The thing is, once in a while the ship's figurehead gets knocked loose in a storm and it rattles about making sounds like "bitter clingers" and "you didn't build that" but then the ship's carpenters take hammer and nail and affix the bust to the prow of SS Newsweek so she can continue her lazy tack to port.

Posted by: Jose Wales at January 18, 2013 10:08 PM (RsuzN)

250 Like the Yeats poem, maybe?

Posted by: Todd the sofa king at January 19, 2013 01:27 AM (5dz1m)






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