Obama Selects Eight Inauguration "Co-Chairs" to Exemplify American Success Stories Tales of His Own Supposed Success

And thus Narcissus became enchanted by his own reflection.

President Barack Obama is featuring eight Americans as "citizen co-chairs" of his inauguration, a new role created to highlight his first-term accomplishments with examples of lives that have either been improved by his actions or inspired his presidency.

The honorees announced Thursday include a woman with a brain tumor who no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition; an autoworker who got her job back after the General Motors bailout; and a gay pilot-in-training kicked out of the Air Force before the president repealed the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Inauguration officials said the president has met most of the eight individuals during his first term and their inclusion in inaugural events is meant to showcase his administration's core values through real-life examples that people across the country can relate to.

One of the co-chairs is a bomb-disposal expert who had all four limbs taken from him by a bomb. Obama's great inspiration for him? Showing up at Walter Reed and giving him a Purple Heart.

I think we're defining "success" way down low for Obama. Obama is now highlighting his unrivaled powers as a messenger.

Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM



Comments

1 Pathetic...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 02:56 PM (9+ccr)

2 One of the co-chairs is a bomb-disposal expert who had all four limbs
taken from him by a bomb. Obama's great inspiration for him? Showing
up at Walter Reed and giving him a Purple Heart.



He'll never walk again but because of me he now can feel "phantom limbs."

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at January 17, 2013 02:57 PM (QKKT0)

3 But enough about you.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at January 17, 2013 02:57 PM (QKKT0)

4 All these people are being used and they don't even know it.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 02:58 PM (GQ8sn)

5 King Clusterfuck must have the proper heralds for his coronation.

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 02:58 PM (fH4X9)

6 This guy is unbelievable, to any but Himself. How is it that so many people miss just how insane he is?

Posted by: George LeS at January 17, 2013 02:58 PM (C4s3i)

7 The human props are like brilliant mirrors deemed worthy of reflecting the majesty of Barackus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2013 02:59 PM (QKKT0)

8 I was sure the Obamaphone lady would have made the list.

Maybe he found out she wasn't going to vote for him anymore.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)

9 "Obama's knob is awesome."

Posted by: 3rd Co-Chair at January 17, 2013 02:59 PM (N2yhW)

10 I started a poor half-black boy going to private schools in Hawaii and Indonesia. You too can make it, America.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 17, 2013 03:00 PM (ORGYc)

11 Too bad obama didn't invite my husband and I to highlight what he has done for us...Husbands been unemployed for 6 months now and we lost our Home to foreclosure because of our lost business... Thanks baraaack .

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 03:00 PM (9+ccr)

12 thought from last thread

what happens when a child is killed by a burglar?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:00 PM (GVxQo)

13 Is it really an inauguration? I thought is was to be a coronation.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 03:00 PM (53z96)

14 No way that Manti Te'o was in on the "dead girlfriend" hoax.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 17, 2013 03:01 PM (jYsb8)

15 Have I told you lately how awesome I am?

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:01 PM (41VCE)

16 I think we're defining "success" way down low for Obama.

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I see what you did there.

Posted by: Man's Country at January 17, 2013 03:01 PM (e0xKF)

17 You may all bask in the glow of my magnificence, but first you must blow me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2013 03:01 PM (CIjnK)

18 Message: We care.


Posted by: RoyalOil at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (imtbm)

19 One of the co-chairs is a bomb-disposal expert who had all four limbs
taken from him by a bomb. Obama's great inspiration for him? Showing
up at Walter Reed and giving him a Purple Heart.




I'm literally speechless.


Yet, the guy is going to allow himself to be used by TFG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (UOM48)

20 Hey, mutha, it wasn't just giving him a Purple Heart. I autopenned a form letter to him too. Well, my secretary autopenned a form letter to him.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (ORGYc)

21
Yet, the guy is going to allow himself to be used by TFG?

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I don't think he's in a position to walk away from this, one way or another.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (e0xKF)

22 This post should be accompanied by the picture of him looking at himself lovingly in the mirror.

The reflection can't even be Jimmy Carter anymore because this fuckstick is worse.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (xmcEQ)

23 and a gay pilot-in-training kicked out of the Air Force before the president repealed the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

I bet he loved the ejection seat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 03:03 PM (sbV1u)

24 Banana Republic, and he is the top banana.

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:03 PM (ZOUmX)

25 Have they announced which Imam is going to perform his clitorectomy?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 03:03 PM (KdKY7)

26 They ought have Gabby Giffords up there because Barack was Teh One to heal her!

And his brother George for making him internationally famous!

Posted by: Bigby's Healing Hands at January 17, 2013 03:03 PM (3ZtZW)

27 sean

he's happy he gets back pay.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:03 PM (GVxQo)

28 Showing up at Walter Reed and giving him a Purple Heart.

That's just...

The gall of this flap-eared dipshit is neverending. I cant' wait to NOT watch his super special Inaugureezy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)

29 How about the rotting corpse of Frank Marshall Davis to show the end result of 8 years of SCOAMF?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (XkWWK)

30 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (/eBe8)

31 an autoworker who got her job back after the General Motors bailout



Too bad he didn't invite one of the guys who temporarily lost his job at GM for smoking choom and drinking on his lunch break.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (UOM48)

32 Visiting that gross legless dude in the hospital was one of the most meaningful experiences of my presidency until all those kids got shot at that school. Then that was my most meaningful experiences of my presidency.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (QKKT0)

33 he did miss golf you know......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (GVxQo)

34 I bet he loved the ejection seat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 03:03 PM (sbV1u)


You know he loves the joystick. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Adam at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (/YJYi)

35 OH FFS.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (/eBe8)

36 23 and a gay pilot-in-training kicked out of the Air Force before the president repealed the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

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What a load of horseshit.

If the Air Force's washout rate for pilots is anything like the ones for the Navy, there's about a 95% chance that pilot would have been gone one way or another regardless of their orientation.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (e0xKF)

37 Message: We care.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (imtbm)


More like, "Message: We care, but only when it makes us look good."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (4df7R)

38 The honorees announced Thursday include a woman with a brain tumor who
no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition;



But OwebamaCare hasn't taken effect yet, has it?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (xmcEQ)

39 well, he let Joe Biden prove that even the intellectually challenged can contribute to society, even if they don't contribute to charity.

Posted by: mallfly at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (bJm7W)

40 Beein' Preezy ain't easy!!!

Posted by: Choomer in Chief at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (Jls4P)

41 Barry did more than just give the bomb guy a medal. He gave him an athletic supporter so he wouldn't sit on his nuts alla time too.

And it was pre-loaded with all his speeches.

Posted by: Bigby's Healing Hands at January 17, 2013 03:05 PM (3ZtZW)

42 What must the inner dialogue in TFG's head sound like? I realize Biden's is probably a never ending loop of "Yakety Sax" interspersed with a test pattern but for someone this narcissistic?

"But enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"

Posted by: B at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (Pson9)

43 I think Chris Christie should be standing up there. The fat fuck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (QKKT0)

44 25
Have they announced which Imam is going to perform his clitorectomy?




Iced tea, keyboard.


Thnx.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (UOM48)

45 >>>examples of lives that have either been improved by his actions or inspired his presidency

Surely this includes the Obamapho' woman.

Posted by: LibertarianJim (team #letitburn) at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (WDCYi)

46 Are any of the eight "co-chairs" members of the Libyan diplomatic staff who survived the attack that Obama slept through? No? Didn't think so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)

47 Barry did more than just give the bomb guy a medal. He gave him an athletic supporter so he wouldn't sit on his nuts alla time too.

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Barry is the living epitome of "If you can't be athletic, be an athletic supporter."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (e0xKF)

48 by the way, Satan told me he was invited to the Inaugural Ball but felt he didn't lie often enough to fit in.

Posted by: mallfly at January 17, 2013 03:06 PM (bJm7W)

49 Yet, the guy is going to allow himself to be used by TFG?

Third Base?

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (evdj2)

50 13 Is it really an inauguration? I thought is was to be a coronation.

It is being conducted like a coronation, Vic.

And the Heralds will come forth and praise him...exulting his magnificence in loud stentorian voices.

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (fH4X9)

51
I had a successful bowel movement this morning. I am a great and inspirational success!
Da Zero

Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (OlN4e)

52 cicero

christie isn't allowed....his weight is upsetting to michelle.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (GVxQo)

53
CanI come too?

Posted by: Kal Penn at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (K+mtQ)

54 Let's drop the Stone of Scone on him, if it's really going to be a coronation.

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (ZOUmX)

55 53
CanI come too?

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Back in the closet with you!

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (e0xKF)

56 TFG will place a laurel wreath on his own head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (UOM48)

57 All dictators have their core groupies. Not all Iraqis hated Saddam. Many North Koreans loved Kim Jung Il. Many Venezuelans love Hugo Chavez. I'd guess that 51% of Americans would support Obama if he made a dictatorial power grab like his Honduran buddy, Manuel Zelaya.

6
This guy is unbelievable, to any but Himself. How is it that so many people miss just how insane he is?


Posted by: George LeS at January 17, 2013 02:58 PM (C4s3i)

Posted by: Pyrocles at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (cv5Iw)

58 I'm not sure I can take four more years of this. It's not good for my blood pressure.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (O/fK8)

59 The gall of this flap-eared dipshit is neverending. I cant' wait to NOT watch his super special Inaugureezy.

I was not-watching Obama's inauguration before not-watching an Obama inauguration was cool.

The new, more popular not-watching isn't as good as the older stuff.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (SY2Kh)

60 38
The honorees announced Thursday include a woman with a brain tumor who

no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition;


But OwebamaCare hasn't taken effect yet, has it?

That's what I thought... A bet a little digging on these "folks" could turn up some interesting things...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (9+ccr)

61 Too bad he didn't invite one of the guys who temporarily lost his job at GM for smoking choom and drinking on his lunch break.

Or any of the Delphi employees he ripped off.

Oh. Yeah.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (ZKzrr)

62
Aft Thrusters?

Double Check!

Posted by: Gay Pilot pre-flight at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (KdKY7)

63 56
TFG will place a laurel wreath on his own head.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:07 PM (UOM4


The big one or the little one?

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (ZOUmX)

64 >>>examples of lives that have either been improved by his actions or inspired his presidency

Actually not just examples. The ENTIRETY.

Posted by: Bigby's Healing Hands at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)

65 Let's make it a christening and laugh as he gets cracked over the head with a very large champagne bottle.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:09 PM (xmcEQ)

66 Inauguration officials said the president has met most of the eight
individuals during his first term and their inclusion in inaugural
events is meant to showcase his administration's core values


"Core values"?

How about Bill Ayres, Bernardine Dohrn, Jane Fonda, Mumia, and Pol Pot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2013 03:09 PM (QKKT0)

67 Brian Terry's widow not invited oddly enough.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2013 03:09 PM (KDq5l)

68 How about Bill Ayres, Bernardine Dohrn, Jane Fonda, Mumia, and Pol Pot.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2013 03:09 PM (QKKT0)

Stalin will be very hurt that you left him out.

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:09 PM (ZOUmX)

69 no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition

Which is bullshit. She could have gotten "health care." She just couldn't get an insurance company to pay for it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (ZKzrr)

70 TFG will place a laurel wreath on his own head.

Sadly, I can see him "administering" his own Oath of Office (which is the closest we have to that).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (/eBe8)

71 We are so excited and cannot wait for Presdent Obama's speech and plan for the next 5 years. Yeah for Presdent Obama :-)

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (48wze)

72 If the Air Force's washout rate for pilots is anything like the ones for the Navy, there's about a 95% chance that pilot would have been gone one way or another regardless of their orientation.

Don't worry soon enough they will enact some form of effeminate action to get more queens in the fucking sky.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (41VCE)

73 Showing up at Walter Reed and giving him a Purple Heart. That's just... The gall of this flap-eared dipshit is neverending. I cant' wait to NOT watch his super special Inaugureezy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)


----------------------------------------------------


If this guy hasn't got his final discharge papers yet, he's still in the service. And when the CiC tells a service member to be somewhere, that service member better be their, ifn' you catch my drift.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (RFrso)

74 How about Bill Ayres, Bernardine Dohrn, Jane Fonda, Mumia, and Pol Pot.

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Pol Pot is DQed due to terminal existance failure.

Posted by: Lennay Kekua at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (e0xKF)

75
I'm done criticizing Obama a long time ago.

Now, every time I hear of stupid things like this, I say:

Damn, why can't we think of shit like this!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (9Q7Nu)

76 Alright I'm back and this time I have pants

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

77 No invite for the random medicine man, Chief Dances With Hands in Pants, he gave the "shout out" to before telling us 13 soldiers had just been slaughtered at Ft. Hood?

Actually, I'm surprised he's not inviting Maj. Hasan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (UOM48)

78 their = there *shit*

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (RFrso)

79 Wow he found 8 of them. Must have taken a while.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (0q2P7)

80 Speaking of Moochelle....

Anyone seen her since the election? I mean, other than the hotel staff in Hawaii.? She's been all over the fucking place the last four years in the media and all of a sudden there's no scowling death mask looking at me from the magazine rack at the checkout line.

Posted by: B at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (Pson9)

81 Damn, why can't we think of shit like this!

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Because fiction is supposed to make sense.

Posted by: Sam Clements at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (e0xKF)

82 Don't worry soon enough they will enact some form of effeminate action to get more queens in the fucking sky.

And those that don't comply with this neo-liberal fascist agenda will be shot into the air from canons.

For the children

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (41VCE)

83 Anyone seen her since the election?

She joined Twitter and demanded birthday wishes from her subjects.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (ZKzrr)

84 We are so excited and cannot wait for Presdent Obama's speech and plan for the next 5 years. Yeah for Presdent Obama :-)

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (48wze)


Who shit!?!

Oh, hi Mary.


What's YOUR preexisting condition? Meth? Sniffing glue? Lead paint?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (xmcEQ)

85
I don't think of Narcissus necessarily, I think of it more of he sold his soul to the devil.

Its the only thing that explains how he can skate with things so easily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (p/cQy)

86 Maybe he can pull a King Herod and be eaten by worms as he proclaims his Godhood.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (O7Q1u)

87 Actually, I'm surprised he's not inviting Maj. Hasan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (UOM4

That was workplace violence, not gun violence. Do try and keep up.

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (UZQM8)

88 67 Brian Terry's widow not invited oddly enough.

Survivors of Ft. Hood massacre...oddly left off of the guest list.

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (fH4X9)

89
Sandra Fluke can best represent his mom. She gonna be there?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM (UyeCW)

90 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Republicans think it's okay to allow people to own their own guns. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, " I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my daughters voice helped me to get through.

Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (feFL6)

91 include a woman with a brain tumor who no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition
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The 90 that had their coverage cancelled by the employer through cuts in hours, or outright bankruptcy of the company so she could live will be watching it on TV.

Posted by: Whatev at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (lreFA)

92 Which is bullshit. She could have gotten "health care." She just couldn't get an insurance company to pay for it.

And probably not even that. Obviously I'm not sure of the exact circumstances, but most people get their insurance through their job. Those group policies cannot deny coverage and can only deny coverage for "pre-existing conditions" under some very specific circumstances.

My guess is that every single one of them is a BS story, with the possible exception of the bomb disposal dude. And my sympathy for him is somewhat tempered by the fact he's allowing his story to be used to prop up the traitorous imbecile who is his C-in-C.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (/eBe8)

93 I was not-watching Obama's inauguration before not-watching an Obama inauguration was cool.The new, more popular not-watching isn't as good as the older stuff.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 17, 2013 03:08 PM (SY2Kh)


Heh, don't I know it. My first experience of not-watching the Preezy's Inaugureezy was a workday, and ALLLL my co-workers went scampering down to the breakroom to watch the Historic Moment of the Crowning of the Chocolate Jesus, like a bunch of twitterpated mice. I stayed at my desk and ignored the hell out of the whole business.

This year I don't have work on the day of the Super Special Inaugureezy, so I'll have to amuse myself with other things. I recently bought Alice: Madness Returns for my PC, so I think I'll spend the day killing monstrous parasites instead. Much better use of my time.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (4df7R)

94 Pres**ent Obama has a brain tumor ? Now that is an accomplishment.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (e8kgV)

95
I guess it's fun and a little consolation to mock these silly antics, but come on, Obama and his people think of literally everything. They have us beat before we even know what happened.

I'd give me left nut if we were just 10% as savvy as Obama and his people.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (9Q7Nu)

96 Ha Ha Ha

Yeah, it's all an empty show. Doesn't matter. We might as well face it, this guy is a master politician. We are up against the FDR of our time. The only thing that's going to save us is the presidential term limit.

Posted by: Cricket at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (DrC22)

97 boo freakin who gay pilot. Lemma tell you how don't ask don't tell worked in the USAF.

He either was gonna wash out and didn't want to be a non pilot so he self identified to get kicked out,

OR he wanted to go fly commercial so he took the training and self identified before he started his commitment to fly for the USAF. Costing the taxpayer about a million dollars in flight training, which he skated out of by claiming he was gay

Fuck off, scam artist

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (Dnbau)

98 >>>"The stories of these extraordinary men and women highlight both the
progress we've made and how much we have left to do. They remind us that
when we live up to the example set by the American people, there is no
limit to how bright our future can be."

Obama: The Incomprehensible President

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2013 03:14 PM (w3+gB)

99 always nice to see little cheche.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 03:14 PM (KdKY7)

100 82 Don't worry soon enough they will enact some form of effeminate action to get more queens in the fucking sky.

SkyQueens?

Ohno, you di'int.

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 03:14 PM (fH4X9)

101 She's busy deciding on which designer will do her gown B. Leave poor little Mooch alone. She's been under so much stress lately, can't you see that? My God, I can. It's all over her face. This election must have been just horrible for her. I hope she had a great time in Hawaii.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 17, 2013 03:14 PM (l/N7H)

102 The honorees announced Thursday include a woman with a brain tumor who
no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition; an
autoworker who got her job back after the General Motors bailout; and a
gay pilot-in-training kicked out of the Air Force before the president
repealed the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
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Ugh! How can anyone not roll their eyes at this feel-good, marketing pap. Obama should'a gone into copy writing for advertising. That is where his true convictions lie.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 17, 2013 03:14 PM (UypUQ)

103 I'd give me left nut if we were just 10% as savvy as Obama and his people.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (9Q7Nu)

I agree to a point, but this time I think this isn't the wisest move...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 03:14 PM (9+ccr)

104 The only thing that's going to save us is the presidential term limit.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:15 PM (UOM48)

105 The only thing that's going to save us is the presidential term limit.

Ha, ha, ha...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2013 03:15 PM (CIjnK)

106 It's impossible for VP Biden to have a brain tumor .. he has no brain.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 03:15 PM (e8kgV)

107 43 I think Chris Christie should be standing up there. The fat fuck.

Maybe SCOAMF can swear him into the DNC concurrently and we can 'kill two birds with one stone?'*


*Pardon the violent rhetoric.

Posted by: akula51 at January 17, 2013 03:15 PM (YesJa)

108 Don't worry soon enough they will enact some form of effeminate action to get more queens in the fucking sky.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (41VCE)


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One of the things we all must be mindful of is Baraka eventually replacing America-loving warriors with his own minions into the military. I think it may be well underway.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 03:15 PM (RFrso)

109 You shall henceforth refer to me as "King of Fuckholes and Armpits."

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 17, 2013 03:15 PM (1FLBb)

110 Barack Obama?
He's a client.

I got one hell of a bargain.

Posted by: Dr. Faust at January 17, 2013 03:16 PM (RuUvx)

111 OT: My coworkers are complaining that their paychecks have decreased as the cost of their benefits have increased. If I could sprout a schadenboner, it would be crashing through my keyboard right now. Idiots.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 17, 2013 03:16 PM (ukws1)

112 My first experience of not-watching the Preezy's Inaugureezy was a
workday, and ALLLL my co-workers went scampering down to the breakroom
to watch the Historic Moment of the Crowning of the Chocolate Jesus,
like a bunch of twitterpated mice.


My cow-orkers streamed it on their iPhones.

I got laid off at the end of the week.


What time does this thing go down? My company is closed but I may have to work OT; that would be the time to schedule a trip to Chick-Fil-A, just in case.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:16 PM (ZKzrr)

113 Release the TRANSCRIPTS!!!!!!
I just want too see the transcripts before they become a birther issue or worse are so polluted in the Chicago Style Quagmire...

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 03:16 PM (x59Gv)

114 106 It's impossible for VP Biden to have a brain tumor .. he has no brain.

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We also seem to have at least one cabinet official without a heart and quite a few without any courage.

Posted by: L. Frank Baum at January 17, 2013 03:16 PM (e0xKF)

115 Barry's 8new coc-hairs?

Posted by: alf767 at January 17, 2013 03:16 PM (S1FH8)

116 She's busy deciding on which designer will do her gown B. Leave poor little Mooch alone.

Especially since word is Omar the Tentmaker had to fold up shop due to Obamacare costs.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (GBXon)

117 OT: Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott to NY gun owners: Come to Texas. Enjoy lower taxes, more opportunity.

Villiage Voice most butthurt.

http://tinyurl.com/bjel8zo

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)

118 I'd give me left nut if we were just 10% as savvy as Obama and his people.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:13 PM (9Q7Nu)

You DO know what savvy means, right?

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (ZOUmX)

119 by the way, Satan told me he was invited to the Inaugural Ball but felt he didn't lie often enough to fit in.

I changed my mind. Barack promised to give me some free lessons if I attended. But what really tipped the scales was the prospect of a beejer from Stephanie Cutter afterwards.

I'm confident I got a shot. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready. These barbs aren't going to sharpen themselves.

Posted by: Satan at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (SY2Kh)

120 Bread and circuses.

LIB

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (A5uiv)

121 If this guy hasn't got his final discharge papers yet, he's still in the service. And when the CiC tells a service member to be somewhere, that service member better be their, ifn' you catch my drift.
Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (RFrso)


My beef's not with the soldier. It's with the Preezy. He's acting like DOING HIS DAMN JOB is something awesome and inspiring. No, dipshit. It's not. Is this the only wounded warrior who's come home and received a Purple Heart directly from you? If so, shame on you, idiot Preezy. And if not, then further shame on you for exploiting the moment that SHOULD be a regular job duty for the Commander in Fucking Chief.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (4df7R)

122 I'd give me left nut if we were just 10% as savvy as Obama and his people.
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~ sigh ~

Oh to have one to spare.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (RuUvx)

123 If I could sprout a schadenboner, it would be crashing through my keyboard right now. Idiots.

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If your shadenboner lasts longer than four hours, call someone up and brag about it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (e0xKF)

124 Anybody seem a narcistic type sociopath around the White House?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (x59Gv)

125 Btw, I think Rand Paul is the only potential nominee that as President would put an end to this type of Presidential puffery, by forgoing pointless stuff such as the televised State of the Union.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (UypUQ)

126 I just want too see the transcripts before they become a birther issue or worse are so polluted in the Chicago Style Quagmire...


GIGGITY GIGGITY!!!!

Posted by: Quagmire at January 17, 2013 03:18 PM (xmcEQ)

127 What time does this thing go down? My company is closed but I may have to work OT; that would be the time to schedule a trip to Chick-Fil-A, just in case.

I think the actual event is on Sunday this time, for some reason...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:18 PM (GBXon)

128 Now ah have it on the highest aw thaw tee

the highest aw thaw tee


dat dat man has sowed his so to da debbil

Posted by: Homer Stokes- friend to the little man at January 17, 2013 03:18 PM (8sCoq)

129 I think of it more of he sold his soul to the devil. Its the only thing that explains how he can skate with things so easily.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2013 03:12 PM


Behold the awesome power of blackdemocratium!

Between that and the triumph of the Poppin' Fresh "conservatives," thereby forcing all opposition to employ maximum "fairness" and tippy-toe away from any calls to remove the Traitor-in-Chief from office (except, apparently, for nutcase Alex Jones) there is no one left to stand up to Choom Boy's America-hating antics.

Four more years, baby!

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 17, 2013 03:18 PM (yKUrR)

130
savvy = cunning, guile

we lack these things

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (9Q7Nu)

131 Baraka eventually replacing America-loving warriors with his own minions into the military. I think it may be well underway.

Want a promotion? Kiss the ring baby! kiss the ring!

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (CIjnK)

132 The private re-swearing is Sunday. The party is Monday.

The Indiana Historical Society is offering free admission and showing it on a big screen. Remind me to never give them a dime.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (ZKzrr)

133 Too bad he didn't invite one of the guys who temporarily lost his job at GM for smoking choom and drinking on his lunch break.

Chrysler, not GM. So it's actually Fiat's choom now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (B/VB5)

134 The stories of these extraordinary men and women highlight both the
progress we've made and how much we have left to do.


Seriously, how do any of this walking props highlight "the progress we've made' in any way?

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (A5uiv)

135 Villiage Voice most butthurt.


1) When is the Village Voice not butt-hurt?
2) That, more than anything else, tells me that AG Abbott's move was the right one.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (/eBe8)

136 Man, I hope they cover that hoes fart box with a sail from a clipper ship this time around.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (x59Gv)

137 It's good to be the king!

Posted by: King Obama XIV at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (BAS5M)

138 If your shadenboner lasts longer than four hours, call someone a lib up and brag about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (GFM2b)

139 Want a promotion? Kiss the ring baby! kiss the ring!

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So. You have no talent and yet you want to be a success? I think we can work something out...

*wha-BOOM*

SUCK SATAN'S COCK!

Posted by: Bill Hicks at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (e0xKF)

140 136
Man, I hope they cover that hoes fart box with a sail from a clipper ship this time around.

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (x59Gv)

So much for THAT monitor.

Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:20 PM (ZOUmX)

141 You DO know what savvy means, right?
Posted by: tcn at January 17, 2013 03:17 PM (ZOUmX)


AYE!!!!

Posted by: That's Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (UZQM8)

142 OH, and O/T but Moron approved, a little reminder that Jennifer Love Hewitt still has a career, nice curves:

http://tinyurl.com/bhnnf4m

Please note, this constitutes a limited dispensation for Man-Card holders to watch Lifetime.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (GBXon)

143 Was Julia unavailable? He could have got Fluke, but it turns out half of America already did.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (t06LC)

144 "(except, apparently, for nutcase Alex Jones)"

My new pet theory is that Alex Jones is a sooper seekrit liberal plant intended to discredit conservatives and get gullible ones to buy in to his horseshit.

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (LEiGw)

145 Is the inauguration also going to feature the millions of people who now won't be able to afford health insurance, thanks to Obamacare's guaranteed issue provision (so that people like the woman with the brain tumor can buy taxpayer-subsidized healthcare, masquerading as "insurance")?

Or how about the millions of people who won't be able to get a job, or are getting their hours cut back at work, because of Obamacare -- will they be invited too? And how about those of us who have seen our healthcare premiums double because of Obamacare -- are we getting invited to the inauguration to attest to the wonder that is Barry Obama?

I'm so sick of this narcissistic loser. I'm even more sick of the brain-dead fools who voted for him.

Posted by: Observer at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (/sohm)

146 Maj. Hasan still chillaxin' in the slammer at Ft. Hood, while a Marine who *gasp* peed on a dead Tolleebon POS is getting the express-lane treatment court martial.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (UOM48)

147 I think we're defining "success" way down low for Obama.


ISWYDT.


He's acting like DOING HIS DAMN JOB is something awesome and inspiring.


The Participation Trophy Presidency.


Oh, hey, BC, I've got this helmet cam, Val U Rite and a machete. Quick! Go get some pythons so Happy Fun, LLC can start up Pythons R Us Security Services.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:22 PM (VtjlW)

148 But enough about me, let's talk about me!!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 17, 2013 03:22 PM (kx2WA)

149
One ad reads, "WANTED: LAW ABIDING NEW YORK GUN OWNERS LOOKING FOR LOWER TAXES AND GREATER OPPORTUNITY."


He's lying, of course. Texas doesn't want you. Odds are that if
you're a gun-toting, red-blooded New Yorker, you might believe that gays
and women are people, too, and that doesn't fly. Still, "Two Dick"
Abbott* is slated to run for governor in Texas next year if the
legendary Rick Perry decides against a fourth term. This ad campaign, if
nothing else, shows the man's got some sand, some cheekiness, some cajones. And if that ain't vital in a gubernatorial race, we don't know what is.
http://tinyurl.com/bjel8zo

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 03:22 PM (e8kgV)

150 Looking forward to being wheeled into the hospital and asked what insurance I have.

Insurance you say? Why would I have needed that in advance of being here? I'll be needing a temporary policy to cover this bill. Where do I sign?

Posted by: Whatev at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (lreFA)

151 I think the actual event is on Sunday this time, for some reason...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:18 PM (GBXon)


---------------------------------------------------


Yup. There shall be no god but Baraka.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (RFrso)

152 Please note, this constitutes a limited dispensation for Man-Card holders to watch Lifetime.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (GBXon)

Negative, they are blurring out the nawtie bits...

Posted by: That's Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (UZQM8)

153 I never intended to watch this farce anyway but this seals it for me.

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (9+ccr)

154 Seriously, how do any of this walking props highlight "the progress we've made' in any way?

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (A5uiv)

Easy. Shut up!

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (fWAjv)

155 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You? Naw.

Posted by: King Barackus I at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

156
Oh, hey, BC, I've got this helmet cam, Val U
Rite and a machete. Quick! Go get some pythons so Happy Fun, LLC can
start up Pythons R Us Security Services.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:22 PM (VtjlW



Dammit! You're stealing my bidness plan!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (UOM48)

157 The Participation Trophy Presidency.

This.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 03:24 PM (A5uiv)

158 157 The Participation Trophy Presidency.

This.

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I accomplished more positive things during my term than this guy.

Ponder that one.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at January 17, 2013 03:25 PM (e0xKF)

159 Please note, this constitutes a limited dispensation for Man-Card holders to watch Lifetime.

Your remote has a mute button for a reason.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 03:22 PM (e8kgV)

Like I said, the Village Voice is always butt-hurt. If you believe that life begins at conception, you don't believe "women are people." And if you believe that Marriage is something established by Nature (or her God) and not something man can define- you don't believe that "gays are people."

See how that works?

Of course, doesn't that mean that Liberals don't believe Gun Owners are people?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:25 PM (/eBe8)

160 "It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They've always served me well. They're good," she told Maxim magazine.
- Jennifer Love Hoohah

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 03:25 PM (8sCoq)

161 Dammit! You're stealing my bidness plan!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:23 PM (UOM4



Happy Fun, LLC would be delighted to discuss bringing you in as a partner in a new joint venture.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:26 PM (VtjlW)

162 Seriously, how do any of this walking props highlight "the progress we've made' in any way?


Easy. Shut up!


Pretty much the answer we can expect from King Putt and his minions for the next, well, at least 4-years. Eh?

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 03:26 PM (A5uiv)

163 what happens when a child is killed by a burglar?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:00 PM (GVxQo)

Who cares? They're just little punishments anyway.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 17, 2013 03:27 PM (DrWcr)

164 So they dug up a gay pilot? Real representative of the Military as a whole ha? Or are they only trying to make a point? Yeah yeah I know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 03:27 PM (9Bj8R)

165
Happy Fun, LLC would be delighted to discuss bringing you in as a partner in a new joint venture.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:26 PM (VtjlW



*small voice* I don't have a choice, do I? *twitches nervously*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:27 PM (UOM48)

166 Please note, this constitutes a limited dispensation for Man-Card holders to watch Lifetime. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:21 PM (GBXon) Negative, they are blurring out the nawtie bits...
Posted by: That's Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
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Give me naughty bits or give me death. If they are Roseanne Barr's naught bits, I'll take blindness then death.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:29 PM (+aCe4)

167 too bad he couldn't find a limbless lesbian hispanic piolet that got thrown out of the military and then was shot by a tea partier while trying to cross a prolife prayer line to get an abortion.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:29 PM (GVxQo)

168 pilot even

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:30 PM (GVxQo)

169 these aren't success stories, this is the "Parade of Victimhood." They don't celebrate success.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:30 PM (Dnbau)

170 AtC, D'oh - we here at Siafu Security are dismayed at your proposed merger, which may constitute a near monopoly. You may have the sexiness of protection pythons, but once a burglar falls into a sea of inch-long bullet ants, they won't be burglarizing anyone again (assuming they survive). Sure, you may lose a pet or two, but you didn't want a dog dumb e ought to avoid the piles of ants anyways.

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 03:30 PM (LEiGw)

171 I think a piolet is a very small pie.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 17, 2013 03:30 PM (O7Q1u)

172 You all realize what today is, right?

49 years ago, on this date, a noble and fashionable Empress was given to the world.


Joy JOY THROUGHOUT THE LAND!

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (fWAjv)

173 We're all victims now. Thank you Lord Obama for dispensing governmental largess to ease our suffering.



Identity / Victim politics rules supreme!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (BAS5M)

174 "Inauguration officials said the president has met most of the eight individual...."





Wow! MOST of the eight! Cuz, ya know.....there's a whole EIGHT of them and well, he's kinda busy.







King of the fucksticks.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (X6akg)

175 Just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more.


Also, did anyone see the quote from the 11 year old that Obama featured on the Whitehouse Facebook page?

I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11,

Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)

176 I'm actually for Liberals having abortions. Much like China, their reproductive choices will end them up in extinction.

It just sucks that it will take a long time.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (xmcEQ)

177 The depth of a kiddie pool.

Perfect for today's society. This BS will be on ET more than its on the news.

Posted by: MJ at January 17, 2013 03:32 PM (vl5mg)

178 I think a piolet is a very small pie.
Posted by: Vizzini
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It's a flute. They like to be blown.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:32 PM (+aCe4)

179 49 years ago, on this date, a noble and fashionable Empress was given to the world.


A. I'm not 49.


B. It's not my birthday.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:33 PM (VtjlW)

180 I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11,

Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)



She's a composite.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 03:33 PM (X6akg)

181 It could be worse. Obama could have had the corpses of Lincoln and MLK exhumed to serve as a bible props for the swear in.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2013 03:33 PM (w3+gB)

182 Seriously, how do any of this walking props highlight "the progress we've made' in any way?
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 03:19 PM (A5uiv)

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They're celebrating their 'progress' in pushing forth theirpre-existing agenda.

They'rehighlighting theways that their King has 'fundamentaly changed' the country.

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 03:34 PM (fH4X9)

183 A. I'm not 49.


B. It's not my birthday.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:33 PM (VtjlW)

*shit*

I really don't see a way out of this one.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:34 PM (fWAjv)

184 I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11, Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)

If she's real, her parents are raising a cowering hoplophobe. That should be considered child abuse.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 03:34 PM (DrWcr)

185 I'm actually for Liberals having abortions. Much like China, their reproductive choices will end them up in extinction.It just sucks that it will take a long time.
Posted by: © Sponge
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Unfortunately, no. By indoctrinating the kids of other people, they continue to propigate their disgusting species (I mean liberals not the Chinese).

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:34 PM (+aCe4)

186 Obama Selects Eight Inauguration "Co-Chairs" to Exemplify Tales of His Own Supposed Success

Where'd he find eight Michael Jacksons?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:35 PM (GFM2b)

187 If we all focus and pray really, really hard, perhaps Zombie Lincoln will appear at the coronation and slap TFG so hard his ears will flatten against his pointy head.

*happy thought*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:35 PM (UOM48)

188 I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11,



Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)



She's 11? Well, this should be used as an advertisement on banning UNIONS, not guns. Education in this country is at historical lows.

If they're going to sock, AT LEAST they could've made her age 7 or something so the verbiage was at least CLOSE.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:35 PM (xmcEQ)

189 ~ sigh ~

Oh to have one to spare.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong


I can't wait for about... oh, maybe two, maybe three months from now when your prostate is one huge cancerous mass which expands exponentially daily and you're on Oprah expecting millions to 'feel your pain' from the boot you receive up your ass every minute of every day, and the fact you can't even piss last weeks 12 ounce soda away. Except at an agonizing trickle which takes hours to accomplish.

Because I'm sure you'll feel an ounce of regret for being such an insufferable liar and asshole and recognize that 'your' actions caused such a reaction in your body.

But I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: A regular moron at January 17, 2013 03:35 PM (feFL6)

190 julia

why just limit it to the united states........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 03:36 PM (GVxQo)

191 If she is real, and 11, she is not a very good writer. Sounds like an adult trying to sound like a kid.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:36 PM (Dnbau)

192 It's a flute. They like to be blown.

Third date?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:36 PM (GFM2b)

193 Wow! MOST of the eight! Cuz, ya know.....there's a whole EIGHT of them and well, he's kinda busy.

You noticed that, too, huh? The man is the laziest, most self-absorbed piece of shit since a fat guy glued to his own chair with feces.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:37 PM (4df7R)

194 > I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.

The fuck? I think you took a wrong turn on the way to HuffPo idjit.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 17, 2013 03:37 PM (ZWvOb)

195 So auto-piolet is where they blow themselves?

Posted by: Vizzini at January 17, 2013 03:37 PM (O7Q1u)

196 There's video of little Julia. Google "Now is the time, a letter from Julia"

Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (wsGWu)

197 187 If we all focus and pray really, really hard, perhaps Zombie Lincoln will appear at the coronation and slap TFG so hard his ears will flatten against his pointy head.
*happy thought*
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Lincoln Vampire Hunter would have his work cut out for him, in DC today...with all the blood-suckers that populate that place now.

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (fH4X9)

198 Dear Julia, Age 11 -
Got your plaintive request. No. Grow up. I beg you to do more math for the good of the country.

Posted by: Bigby's Healing Hands at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (3ZtZW)

199 I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11,
Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)


"Julia," eh?
Bullshit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (4df7R)

200 If they're going to sock, AT LEAST they could've made her age 7 or something so the verbiage was at least CLOSE.

Why u b h8'in on ebonics?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (GFM2b)

201 It's a flute Fluke. They like to be blown.



Third First date?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:36 PM (GFM2b)


Heh.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (xmcEQ)

202
183A. I'm not 49.


B. It's not my birthday.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:33 PM (VtjlW)


Hey, we believe you, but there are some liberal trolls who won't let this drop until they see some proof.

How about a picture of yourrack next to a copy of today's paper? That should stop any speculation.

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (ZDsRL)

203 *small voice* I don't have a choice, do I? *twitches nervously*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:27 PM (UOM4



Of course you do! You can either accept our generous offer or we can steal your idea and then bankrupt you via lawfare when you try to claim it was yours in the first place.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (VtjlW)

204 191 If she is real, and 11, she is not a very good writer. Sounds like an adult trying to sound like a kid.
Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:36 PM (Dnbau)
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Obama probably wrote it to himself.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (1FLBb)

205 What is it with these losers and 'Julia'? Clearly, she hasn't seen their Powerpoint...

Oh, and RWC, condolences. I'd lend you a tent, but I'm afraid to be seen with you, as I have aspirations to sleep indoors. Someday.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (GBXon)

206 I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11,

I saw that on CNN while in the gym last night, I literally yelled "bullshit" at the TV.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (41VCE)

207 Doh.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (1FLBb)

208 Why u b h8'in on ebonics?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (GFM2b)


Because it sucks.

ENGLISH mutherfucker.......DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!??

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (xmcEQ)

209 Dear Julia--

Can I have your address?

Posted by: An Armed Criminal at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (RDP+N)

210 Dear Julia, age 11 -
I has recieved several mariage proposals from various Middle Eastern potentates for you, sight unseen, you lucky girl!

Posted by: Bigby's Healing Hands at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

211 205 What is it with these losers and 'Julia'? Clearly, she hasn't seen their Powerpoint...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (GBXon)
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Julia... AKA Lennay

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (1FLBb)

212 It's a flute. They like to be blown. Third date?
Posted by: rickb223
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As soon as you pick one up.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:40 PM (+aCe4)

213
for those that get the delayed Rush....he is interviewing Nick Searcy now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2013 03:40 PM (p/cQy)

214 Hey, we believe you, but there are some liberal trolls who won't let this drop until they see some proof.

How about a picture of yourrack next to a copy of today's paper? That should stop any speculation.

All those in favor signify by saying "Aye"!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (GFM2b)

215 When is the inauguration again so that I can avoid all internet, TV and papers on that day and the next?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (gALTb)

216 Why u b h8'in on ebonics?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:38 PM (GFM2b)
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naw muh cuz u racest

Posted by: Lil Mo w Gimp Lggg at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (1FLBb)

217
does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (9Q7Nu)

218 I could make it nine.

Posted by: Julio Osequeda at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (wAQA5)

219 Dear President Obama,

I beg of you to stop breaking laws and the Constitution.

Please for the children.

Posted by: Jane, age 12 at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (KDq5l)

220 215
When is the inauguration again so that I can avoid all internet, TV and papers on that day and the next?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (gALTb)


The day before MLK day....which has the federal workers pisssssed off.

They wanted 2 days off damnit!!!

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (X6akg)

221
does it?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (9Q7Nu)

222 does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?


Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (9Q7Nu)


Yes.


Next question?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (xmcEQ)

223 BB inauguration is doubleplusgood. Eight good citizens discuss victory over thoughtcriminals, love of BB.

All must be vigilant. Disregard quackspeak from thoughtcriminal NRA. Beware TEA party thinkcrime. Obey the Party.

BB loves you.

Posted by: The MFM at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (bZKG0)

224 Julia has two mommies.

Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (RDP+N)

225 All those in favor signify by saying "Aye"!

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OK lemme find a paper... I do not shave my chest, is that a problem? ... Oh you meant someone else, OK ill sit back down.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (41VCE)

226 does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?
Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (9Q7Nu)
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Careful now, that kind of language tends to summon Helen Thomas.

FI, I'm outta here!

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (1FLBb)

227 Well, it's tangential and I posted it late last night, but a good short fact-laden anti-control-freak video:

http://youtu.be/Ooa98FHuaU0

Specifically on where crimes really happen, specific international comparisons, and why "gun control" is almost precisely focused where it will do the least good.

I happen to think that's not an accident, but there you are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (bxiXv)

228 does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?
Posted by: soothsayer
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I like to aim higher/

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (+aCe4)

229 does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?

No. So what? Neither do I need an AR-15.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:43 PM (/eBe8)

230 no one will watch it because they will be shopping or at the movies. Tee hee

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:43 PM (Dnbau)

231 The stories of these extraordinary men and women

It takes an extraordinary man to be laid off and then recalled. Extraordinary.Men.

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at January 17, 2013 03:43 PM (evdj2)

232 Mein Fuhrer, please outlaw Poland.

Posted by: Hans, Age 9 at January 17, 2013 03:43 PM (RDP+N)

233 does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?

Posted by: soothsayer

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I like to aim higher/

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (+aCe4)


Back fat?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:44 PM (xmcEQ)

234 I'm sure one of the eight co-chairs must be a man or woman whose home was destroyed by Superstorm Sandy. Thanks to the benevolence and kindness of Bammy and his minions, their home has been completely rebuilt!

What's that you say? Nobody like that exists? Oh, okay. Never mind then.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:44 PM (4df7R)

235 OT-

Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT) has introduced a bill to Congress to ban the sale of violent video games to minors.

Clueless fucking putz either doesn't know or doesn't care that the vast majority of retailers insist on ID for purchasing "M"-rated games.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:44 PM (e0xKF)

236 The intended message would be communicated a little more clearly if Obama had Mitt Romney in chains before him during the inauguration, perhaps with an eye plucked out. Certainly with a few bruises.

After marching the conquered man up Pennsylvania Avenue before him, the President could humanely have the man executed at the White House, privately.

Posted by: G. at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (tJR11)

237
I like to aim higher/

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:42 PM (+aCe4)


Back fat?

--- I dont shave my back fat either, ok I'm sitting down.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (41VCE)

238 Back fat?
Posted by: © Sponge
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Think of them as back ta-ta's.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (+aCe4)

239 It takes an extraordinary man to be laid off and then recalled. Extraordinary.Men.
Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at January 17, 2013 03:43 PM (evdj2)
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And a gutsy call™, let's not forget.

Did I mention that I'm Extraordinary Man when it comes to making gutsy call™?

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (1FLBb)

240 The honorees announced Thursday include a woman with a brain tumor who no longer is denied health care for a pre-existing condition;


My Guess? Lady did not want to pay for Health insurance UNTIL she was diagnosed... then suddenly, after NOT paying into the system for years... forces OTHERS to pay for her treatment.

Funny how my Dad, who died of Brain Cancer, didn't have his Insurance suddenly cut off when he was diagnosed... even after more than a Million spent on his care... because he HAD health insurance coverage for many many years...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (lZBBB)

241 My God. He's assembling his own Doom Patrol.

Posted by: GalosGann at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (T3KlW)

242 How many of Barry's Kenyan relatives are attending the coronation?

I can't imagine brother George will be invited. Perhaps Drunkle Oingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM48)

243 Oh, and RWC, condolences. I'd lend you a tent, but I'm afraid to be seen with you, as I have aspirations to sleep indoors. Someday.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 03:39 PM (GBXon)


Thanks. I think I'll be ok. There seems to be a lot of people around the block with a bunch of tents. Lot of drumming and chanting. Looks like fun!

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:46 PM (fWAjv)

244 Ida Edwards, Virginia

Ida Edwards is a retired nurse and advocate of President Obama's health care reform. As someone who lived through the civil rights movement in Virginia, she seeks to remind those around her about both how far we have come and the work we have left to do. Her and her husband, who both worked from high school through retirement, live in Petersburg, Va.

Erica Chain, California

At 27 years old, Erica was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain tumor. She applied to every health insurance provider she could think of, but was denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition. Thanks to the Pre-Existing Condition Insurance Plan under the Affordable Care Act, Erica was able to get access to treatment. Due to PCIP, Erica was able to get the surgery she needed in order to stay alive and the rehab to reach a full recovery. Erica works at Rock Health and Silicon Valley Bank-Analytics to support the digital health and venture eco-system and resides in San Francisco.

Lily Griego, Colorado

Lily is a single mother working two jobs. Thanks to Pell Grants, financial aid, and Lily's hard work, her son has been able to attend college.

Kenyetta Jones, Ohio

Kenyetta is a 27-year veteran at the General Motors Powertrain Plant in Toledo, Ohio, and is a mother of two college-aged daughters. Kenyetta was laid off for 13 months during the economic downturn in 2009, but she never gave up hope that she would get back to work. After a year without full-time employment, Kenyetta was notified that she would be returning to work because of the president's intervention to rescue the auto industry.

Liz McCartney, Louisiana

Liz McCartney is the co-founder of the St. Bernard Project, a non-profit organization whose mission is to provide disaster-impacted communities with a prompt, efficient and predictable path to recovery. Liz and her husband launched SBP, initially a post Katrina home rebuilding program, when they moved from Washington, D.C., to New Orleans in 2006. SPB has rebuilt hundreds of homes in New Orleans and in Joplin, Missouri through its affiliate Rebuild Joplin. SBP has recruited over 70,000 volunteers and AmeriCorps members since inception to support its efforts. SBP is also working closely with stakeholders in New York and New Jersey to help rebuild communities devastated by Superstorm Sandy. SBP's co-founders have received numerous awards and recognition for their work. In 2008, Liz was awarded the Hero of the Year award by CNN Heroes. In 2011, she was recognized as a White House Champion of Change.

Rob Hach, Iowa

Rob and his wife Tara started Anemometry Specialists, a small business, 10 years ago in the renewable energy field in Alta, Iowa. Rob has been involved in the wind energy business since 1994, learning the ropes from some of the early pioneers of the wind energy industry. Rob has grown his business over this past decade and now has 31 employees. Anemometry Specialists was named the Iowa Small Business of the Year in 2010.

David Hall, Washington, D.C.

Following in the footsteps of his father and stepfather, David joined the Air Force in March 1996. He was promoted to staff sergeant and graduated as a distinguished graduate from Airman Leadership School. After re-enlisting for another four years, he applied for Air Force ROTC and was selected under the Professional Officer Course - Early Release Program. He was excited to receive a pilot slot but was dis-enrolled for "homosexual conduct" in August 2002 after a fellow cadet told his commanders that he is gay. Following the Air Force, David worked on the successful repeal of DADT through Out Serve - SLDN.

Petty Officer Second Class Taylor Morris, Iowa

Petty Officer Second Class Taylor Morris of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is currently assigned to the Navy Safe Harbor Wounded Warrior Program at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Md. While assigned to Explosive Ordinance Disposal Mobile Unit 12 based out of Joint Base Charleston, Charleston, S.C., Morris was injured by an IED blast during his first deployment to Afghanistan. His injuries resulted in the amputation of both of his legs, his left arm and his right hand. Petty Officer Morris is the recipient of the Purple Heart and the Bronze Star.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (Dnbau)

245 O/T but I need to vent: The most arrogant, narcissistic, incompetent buffooned, jug-eared, spaz preznit in history cannot inform this country during two terrorist attacks (Benghazi and the current one in Algeria).

As Matt Drudge says, "Where are the Americans?"

Perhaps the British news will report, as it did with Benghazi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (baL2B)

246 My Guess? Lady did not want to pay for Health insurance UNTIL she was diagnosed... then suddenly, after NOT paying into the system for years... forces OTHERS to pay for her treatment.

Funny how my Dad, who died of Brain Cancer, didn't have his Insurance suddenly cut off when he was diagnosed... even after more than a Million spent on his care... because he HAD health insurance coverage for many many years...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2013 03:45 PM (lZBBB)


Ain't socialism grand?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (9Bj8R)

247 does every thread need to turn into a game of grab-ass?

Wait. This IS AoSHQ, right? Thought I might have stumbled onto the wrong blog there for a second.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (O7Q1u)

248 Sidebar, I shit you not:

"A stool substitute, called RePOOPulate, aims to replace dangerous pathogens in the gut with a healthy community of bacteria."

Okay, really, I'm going back to work now.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (1FLBb)

249
The U.S. has recently reelected this racist demagogue who put $ 5 trillion on the national credit cardsupporting his friends and cronies ANDhad a major organization declare Blow Job Clinton "Father of the Year."
How can any rational person not be totally disgusted with the United States of America?

Posted by: mac at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (TMssB)

250 215 When is the inauguration again so that I can avoid all internet, TV and papers on that day and the next?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2013 03:41 PM (gALTb)

Monday, MLK Day.

Posted by: That's Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow at January 17, 2013 03:48 PM (UZQM8)

251 The intended message would be communicated a little more clearly if
Obama had Mitt Romney in chains before him during the inauguration,
perhaps with an eye plucked out. Certainly with a few bruises.


Nice.

The slave behind Ear Leader would actually be whispering, "You da fuckin' MAN!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:48 PM (ZKzrr)

252 I can't imagine brother George will be invited. Perhaps Drunkle Oingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni?

George will. If he can sneak into the country in time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:48 PM (GFM2b)

253 Rob Hach, Iowa Rob and his wife Tara started Anemometry Specialists, a small business, 10 years ago in the renewable energy field in Alta, Iowa. Rob has been involved in the wind energy business since 1994, learning the ropes from some of the early pioneers of the wind energy industry. Rob has grown his business over this past decade and now has 31 employees. Anemometry Specialists was named the Iowa Small Business of the Year in 2010.


Aaaaaand this should be going out of business any day now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:49 PM (4df7R)

254 Boy, TFG has eight examples. And at least one is a repeating prop for SCOAMF.


Lily introducing him in October.


http://tinyurl.com/a655c76

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:49 PM (fWAjv)

255 no Sandy, but some representatives of the "Chocolate City"

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:50 PM (Dnbau)

256 @249

According to GQ, Hillary is one of the Hottest women of the millenium.

I shit you not. We have reached maximum disgust.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 03:50 PM (t06LC)

257 254
Boy, TFG has eight examples. And at least one is a repeating prop for SCOAMF.





Lily introducing him in October.





http://tinyurl.com/a655c76

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:49 PM (fWAjv)

I knew someone could did something up on these "folks."

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (9+ccr)

258 Ida Edwards is a retired nurse and advocate of President Obama's health care reform.

Of course she is. She isn't going to have to administer the morphine drips to old people with treatable conditions.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (ZKzrr)

259
At 27 years old, Erica was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain tumor. She applied to every health insurance provider she could think of, but was denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition.


And yet she lives.

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (evdj2)

260 ALGERIAN HOSTAGE RESCUE COMPLETED, STATE MEDIA SAYS


???
Meaning the rest of the hostages are dead also?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (9Bj8R)

261 256
@249



According to GQ, Hillary is one of the Hottest women of the millenium.



I shit you not. We have reached maximum disgust.




jeeeeebus....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (UOM48)

262 Liz McCartney is the co-founder of the St. Bernard Project, a non-profit organization whose mission is to provide disaster-impacted communities with a prompt, efficient and predictable path to recovery.

Ah-hah. So they couldn't actually find someone IN a disaster-impacted community -- like, say Staten Island -- who could speak to Obama's "successes," because as I said upthread, such a person doesn't exist. Instead, they went out and found a non-profit that really has nothing to do with Obammy but whatever, when did that ever stop him from taking credit?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (4df7R)

263 It's just an inauguration. He wants to make into a combo of This Is Your Life, Queen For a Day, Kennedy Center Honors, Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award and Dean Martin Roast.


He's humble and modest that way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (BAS5M)

264 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (9Bj8R)

Exactly right. She was working for a non-profit healthcare organization in China when she got the tumor.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (fWAjv)

265
Why not make it 9 and include David Gregory as an example of American's new noble class and future member of the House of Lords, formerly the Senate.

Posted by: sherlock at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (mnKhG)

266
I'll volunteer for one of the 8 Opposition Seats.

Five years of funemployment should qualify me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (yiIja)

267 Rob has been involved in the wind energy business since 1994,
learning the ropes from some of the early pioneers of the wind energy
industry.


...Free Shit Army on the march.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (ZKzrr)

268 Rob has been involved in the wind energy business since 1994, learning the ropes from some of the early pioneers of the wind energy industry.

Translation: Annual subscription to Mother Earth News.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (GFM2b)

269 El Presidente Obama,

It has come to my attention that your countrymen are no longer interested in the right to bear arms. We hear that your country is flooded with fully-automatic weapons of war. By shear luck, I and my family are interested in purchasing a few thousand rifles.

If this can be arranged, please send a message by coyote or ATF agent.

PS. No Hi-Point or Kel-Tec crap. Thank you.

Posted by: Manuel, age 8 at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (KDq5l)

270 message to Obama: Remember what happened to Charles I ( the English dude )

Posted by: open the pod bay doors, HAL at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (Dll6b)

271 ALGERIAN HOSTAGE RESCUE COMPLETED, STATE MEDIA SAYS ??? Meaning the rest of the hostages are dead also?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It's all how you define success. They are no longerpawns to be used by terrorists. Success!

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (+aCe4)

272 She was working for a non-profit healthcare organization in China when she got the tumor.

They didn't offer health insurance to their workers? Why did she take the job?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (ZKzrr)

273 . She was working for a non-profit healthcare organization in China when she got the tumor.
Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (fWAjv)

It was a Chinese Company?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 03:53 PM (9Bj8R)

274
Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT) has introduced a bill to Congress to ban the sale of violent video games to minors.



Clueless fucking putz either doesn't know or doesn't care that the
vast majority of retailers insist on ID for purchasing "M"-rated games.


Or that Amazon is quickly becoming the largest video-game retailer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:53 PM (/eBe8)

275
According to GQ, Hillary is one of the Hottest women of the millenium.

Was that in their Braille Edition?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 03:53 PM (yiIja)

276 263 It's just an inauguration. He wants to make into a combo of This Is Your Life, Queen For a Day, Kennedy Center Honors, Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award and Dean Martin Roast.

---

It's hard to do This Is Your Life when no one remembers you from before rouhgly 1992.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:53 PM (e0xKF)

277 Ida Edwards is a retired nurse and advocate of President Obama's health care reform. As someone who lived through the civil rights movement in Virginia, she seeks to remind those around her about both how far we have come and the work we have left to do. Her and her husband, who both worked from high school through retirement, live in Petersburg, Va.

Let me guess: she's black, old, and a raging regressive. She'll say that healthcare is a civil right (it's not), and probably some bullshit about gun ownership NOT being a civil right (it is). Then she'll strut offstage like a proud toddler who just took her first big girl shit in the toilet and wants to show mommy and daddy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (4df7R)

278 She was working for a non-profit healthcare organization in China when she got the tumor.

I smell bullshit here something is not right, doesn't china have magical free and super awesome healthcare??

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (41VCE)

279
"A stool substitute, called RePOOPulate, aims to replace dangerous pathogens in the gut with a healthy community of bacteria."


No shit?

Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (RDP+N)

280 Was that in their Braille Edition?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 03:53 PM (yiIja)

Gaack. How'd they not notice the cankles?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (DrWcr)

281 Ah-hah. So they couldn't actually find someone IN a disaster-impacted community -- like, say Staten Island -- who could speak to Obama's "successes," because as I said upthread, such a person doesn't exist. Instead, they went out and found a non-profit that really has nothing to do with Obammy but whatever, when did that ever stop him from taking credit?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:51 PM (4df7R)



Oh it's even more delicious than that. She started a non-profit that helps people rebuild after disaster and that has, apparently, been successful in so doing which should raise the question as to why the everlovingmotherfuck the Federal government is involved in such projects if the generosity of the American people will provide a solution thereto.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (VtjlW)

282 the whole thing is bullshit, just like Julia's "letter"

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (Dnbau)

283 More tidbits:

Erica Chain is the co-President of the Shanghai Chapter for Wokai and a social change-maker. This Sunday, she's going to volunteer at the Puguang Migrant School as part of GoogleServe.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (fWAjv)

284 >>>Monday, MLK Day.
I thought it was day after? Anyway, it'll be gunz gunz gunz didja know MLK died from a gun? Thasss rite he did. Bad bad bad gunz

Posted by: Bigby's Healing Hands at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (3ZtZW)

285
I beg you to try very hard to make FUPA not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."-

Posted by: Julia, 20 years from now at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (feFL6)

286 President Bama, pleez make gunz go away.

Posted by: Piers Morgan, IQ 11 at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (RDP+N)

287 279
"A stool substitute, called RePOOPulate, aims to replace dangerous pathogens in the gut with a healthy community of bacteria."


No shit?

---

I plan on doing a major investigation of the new CleanShit Gene's plant.

Posted by: Spider Jerusalem at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (e0xKF)

288 Kenyetta is a 27-year veteran at the General Motors Powertrain Plant in
Toledo, Ohio, and is a mother of two college-aged daughters. Kenyetta
was laid off for 13 months during the economic downturn in 2009, but she
never gave up hope that she would get back to work. After a year
without full-time employment, Kenyetta was notified that she would be
returning to work because of the president's intervention to rescue the
auto industry.



During her time of funemployment, Barry paid her mortgage and car payment!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (UOM48)

289 I smell bullshit here something is not right, doesn't china have magical free and super awesome healthcare??
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (41VCE)

No, you're thinking of Cuba.

Posted by: Sean Penn and Michael Moore at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (DrWcr)

290 @275
Fuck that. Blind people can still hear her voice.

IIRC GQ also took the fab pictures of Kate Upton in a bikini with a popsicle and in a wet t-shirt. WTF, they didn't take that into consideration?

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (t06LC)

291 Julia (is it?),
Guns weren't allowed at the school.

Now go ask your libtard parent - Now what do I say?

Posted by: Whatev at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (lreFA)

292
Gaack. How'd they not notice the cankles?

She had her big meaty man hands wrapped around them.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (41VCE)

293 There is not a single person on that list that is not on the Government teat and fedd by government contracts and/or tax dollars

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:56 PM (Dnbau)

294 Erica Chain of San Francisco, who was diagnosed at 27 with a
life-threatening brain tumor and was denied coverage from every health
insurance provider she applied to. She was able to get coverage because
of the Affordable Care Act's prohibition of denials of coverage due to
pre-existing conditions and was able to get the surgery she needed to
stay alive.


How's that now when that part of the law doesn't kick in until 2014 I thought......
(Also if she had insurance prior to this, she'd have been able to get treatment and change insurance under HIPPA. So she's just a free rider! Obama is highlighting Free riders?!)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 17, 2013 03:56 PM (wGOqj)

295
According to GQ, Hillary is one of the Hottest women of the millenium.



I shit you not. We have reached maximum disgust.


Being older, I can attest that many years ago there was a time I would have bent her over for a little red on blue dominant ass fucking. Of course, she's gone down hill ever since.

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 03:56 PM (ZDsRL)

296 During her time of funemployment, Barry paid her mortgage and car payment!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (UOM4

From his stash, no less.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 03:56 PM (DrWcr)

297
PS - No way future people with brain tumors will be approved for surgery under Obamacare. Just like Britain and Canada.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2013 03:57 PM (p/cQy)

298 I smell bullshit here something is not right, doesn't china have magical free and super awesome healthcare??
----
Reminds me of the guy that hit a pedestrian in China. In order to not be liable for the medical bills, and a lifetime of care he backed over the pedestrian to make sure they were dead.

Posted by: Whatev at January 17, 2013 03:57 PM (lreFA)

299 "A stool substitute, called RePOOPulate, aims to replace dangerous pathogens in the gut with a healthy community of bacteria."


No shit?

No. RePOOPulate.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 03:57 PM (GFM2b)

300 I can't imagine brother George will be invited. Perhaps Drunkle Oingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni?

When the libs in my family start talking politics and praising their B.O., I love reminding them of these two "model citizens". They get so pissed at me, like it's my fault. So fun.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2013 03:57 PM (wAQA5)

301 I've just seen a copy of the GQ cover:

http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (UOM48)

302 Being older, I can attest that many years ago there was a time I would have bent her over for a little red on blue dominant ass fucking. Of course, she's gone down hill ever since.
Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 03:56 PM (ZDsRL)

Eh, done that. I went with the chubby ones over that one for a reason.

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (t06LC)

303 which should raise the question as to why the everlovingmotherfuck the Federal government is involved in such projects if the generosity of the American people will provide a solution thereto.

Because SHUT UP, that's why!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (4df7R)

304 and is a mother of two college-aged daughters.

Are they actually in college, or just leeching off her health insurance?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (ZKzrr)

305 ...Free Shit Army on the march.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 03:52 PM (ZKzrr)


Not mentioning Spain, where the wind turbines have killed over 22 million flying species, including some on the endangered list.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (xmcEQ)

306 297
PS - No way future people with brain tumors will be approved for surgery under Obamacare. Just like Britain and Canada.

---

They'll be approved... but only if there is both an available doctor and operating space.

Don't be surprised to see your surgery bumped for a few years.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (e0xKF)

307 I would have bent her over for a little red on blue dominant ass fucking.

Yuck. Whatever dude.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (bZKG0)

308 Current:

Director at Rock Health

Past:
Corporate Partnerships and Business Development at Embrace

President - Wokai Shanghai at Wokai
International Business Development - Global Corporate and Investment Banking Analyst at Bank of America
Analyst at Morgan Stanley

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (fWAjv)

309 I certainly hope obama has chosen the correct ratio of minorities to non- minorities for this little charade... Mustn't mess up his political correctness...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (9+ccr)

310 Erica Chain is the co-President of the Shanghai
Chapter for Wokai and a social change-maker. This Sunday, she's going to
volunteer at the Puguang Migrant School as part of GoogleServe.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:55 PM (fWAjv)


Wait...What?! WTFuckityfuck!?

SMOD.NOW.PLEASE!

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (X6akg)

311 Reminds me of the guy that hit a pedestrian in China. In order to not be liable for the medical bills, and a lifetime of care he backed over the pedestrian to make sure they were dead.

Wow I would assume free healthcare is a basic human right or something.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 03:59 PM (41VCE)

312 "A stool substitute, called RePOOPulate, aims to replace dangerous pathogens in the gut with a healthy community of bacteria."


No shit?

Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (RDP+N)



Word!

Posted by: Al Roker at January 17, 2013 03:59 PM (BAS5M)

313 Biathlon, a Winter Olympics sport held and trained for in Lake Placid, New York, uses a specialized rifle with a unique eight-round magazine, now affected under Cuomo’s idiotic “rush to be first” lawmaking. The magazine in question holds five conventionally fed shells, plus three spares in the base of the magazine.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 03:59 PM (e8kgV)

314 Hill's comment re: Algeria (per UK Telegraph):

"19.40 HIllary Clinton, who is back to work after her blood clot scare,
says that the situation in Algeria is still too fluid to comment on the
hostage taking."


[I have to say this is the most "fluid" administration, evah. Everything is always, always "too fluid to comment." So I will do it for them: It is the Middle East. They are barbarians." This should be followed with, "They will pay." but we know they are only revolting because you morons are so insensitive to their needs.

I also have an answer to the "too fluid" statements. Her fluid of choice is either beer or Arkansas moonshine.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at January 17, 2013 03:59 PM (baL2B)

315 I've just seen a copy of the GQ cover:

http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (UOM4


Here and I thought that was her auditioning for the new cover model for Count Chocula.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 17, 2013 03:59 PM (xmcEQ)

316 No way future people with brain tumors will be approved for surgery under Obamacare. Just like Britain and Canada.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2013 03:57 PM (p/cQy)


Liverpool Care Pathway, bitchez!

Posted by: Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (DrWcr)

317 Did Mitt Romney give her brain cancer all the way in China? Bastard

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (Dnbau)

318 Hillary Clinton is hot and Billy Jeff is father of the year?

We have truly crossed over the event horizon.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (w3+gB)

319 President - Wokai Shanghai at Wokai

International Business Development - Global Corporate and Investment Banking Analyst at Bank of America

Analyst at Morgan Stanley


...so she's rich*, and doesn't live in the U.S.

* for progg values of rich.


They'll be approved... but only if there is both an available doctor and operating space.


Space and personnel will always be available for party apparatchiks.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (ZKzrr)

320 Why does he have to call them "co-chairs?"
Why not "honored guests?"

Okay, he's using them as decorative furniture, but why advertise that with the title?
Or are we supposed to believe they actually have a job like planning the menu, hiring a band, etc.?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (C8mVl)

321 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 03:53 PM (/eBe

Confused? Amazon self selects for either a) people over 18 or b) stupid adults who give their credit card to their kid by requiring a credit card.
(I mean I guess it's theoretically possible to go get a prepaid card, but I think for M games amazon requires an actual real bank tied card specifically as an ID check.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (wGOqj)

322 I also have an answer to the "too fluid" statements. Her fluid of choice is either beer or Arkansas moonshine.

---

My guess was going to be "essence of Christina Agulera".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 04:01 PM (e0xKF)

323 President - Wokai Shanghai at Wokai International Business Development - Global Corporate and Investment Banking Analyst at Bank of America Analyst at Morgan Stanley
Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (fWAjv)


Yes, this sounds like someone who was REALLY on the ropes financially when she was diagnosed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 04:01 PM (4df7R)

324 Hillary Clinton is hot and Billy Jeff is father of the year?We have truly crossed over the event horizon.
Posted by: Fritz
-------------
One of the signs of the apocolypse.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 04:02 PM (+aCe4)

325 Success, summarized in one graphic, so you don't have to sit through the Inauguration:


http://tinyurl.com/b8h93cn

Posted by: BuddyPC at January 17, 2013 04:02 PM (jfUIE)

326 No way future people with brain tumors will be approved for surgery under Obamacare. Just like Britain and Canada.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 17, 2013 03:57 PM (p/cQy)




But, we'll have dancing nurses at the next Olympics we host....so we got that going for us.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 04:02 PM (X6akg)

327 But, we'll have dancing nurses at the next Olympics we host....so we got that going for us.

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You can get that now if you know the right place.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 04:02 PM (e0xKF)

328 So Morgan Stanley and BoA don't offer health insurance I guess.


Oh, and her summary on LinkedIn:

"Disrupt All The Things!"


You sure are ypu twat, you sure are.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 04:02 PM (fWAjv)

329 @315


The picture makes me think
"Mooooom! Goddamn Grandma is wearing the drapes again!"

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 04:02 PM (t06LC)

330 315 I've just seen a copy of the GQ cover:

http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (UOM4

----
Again?
I really had to look at that bitch again???

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (41VCE)

331 320
Why does he have to call them "co-chairs?"

Why not "honored guests?"

Well they're all gonna pretend on Saturday to be doing community service with JEF on Saturday... National day of fake service designated to honor of MLK by his Holiness King Baraaaaack the 1st...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (9+ccr)

332 Liz McCartney is the co-founder of the St. Bernard Project, a non-profit organization whose mission is to provide disaster-impacted communities with a prompt, efficient and predictable path to recovery.

Uh.... wait... isn't that the Job of LOCAL Government? Isn't that one of the reaons they get TAX dollars? To PLAN for the aftermath of Fore-seeable Disasters? (Like... oh... Hurricanes on a F'n ISLAND?)

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (lZBBB)

333
like I said, we are witnessing not only the revising of recent history, also the re-shaping of reality as we know it

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (9Q7Nu)

334 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 04:00 PM (ZKzrr)


She lives in San Fran now...shocker I know.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (fWAjv)

335 Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (9+ccr)

Well..... someone has to sit in the Chair.... Obama sure isn't...

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 17, 2013 04:04 PM (lZBBB)

336 14 No way that Manti Te'o was in on the "dead girlfriend" hoax.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 17, 2013 03:01 PM (jYsb

ISWYDT

Posted by: blindside at January 17, 2013 04:04 PM (x7g7t)

337 Mooch is at the Beauty Salon as we speak... getting her BOFA waxed, due to all of that cocoa butter that I slathered on it during our vaycay in Hawaii!!!

Posted by: Choomer in Chief at January 17, 2013 04:04 PM (Jls4P)

338 Which moron said he would have hit a young Hillary? You sure?

http://tinyurl.com/b69k6fg

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 04:04 PM (UOM48)

339 I keep reading that as "gay-in-training" lol.

Posted by: Media Watchdogs at January 17, 2013 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

340 315 I've just seen a copy of the GQ cover: http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 03:58 PM (UOM4

Alternate title: The worlds first and ugliest Snuggie

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 04:05 PM (t06LC)

341 Stupid media sock off

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 17, 2013 04:05 PM (5H6zj)

342 Send in the clowns.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 17, 2013 04:05 PM (PH+2B)

343 (I mean I guess it's theoretically possible to go get a prepaid card, but I think for M games amazon requires an actual real bank tied card specifically as an ID check.)

As far as I know, it always asks for the name on the card. Must suck donkey knobs if your parents named you Gift Card.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (GFM2b)

344 339 I keep reading that as "gay-in-training" lol.


Posted by: Media Watchdogs at January 17, 2013 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

Well.... Gay IS the new Curriculum!

Posted by: National Teachers Association at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (lZBBB)

345 and ebay and craigslist said that they "cancelling auctions" for inauguration tix.

Which doesn't mean that they're worried about scalpers - it means they're worried there will be a glut of tix nobody is buying.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (Qxdfp)

346 Remember the good old days when W was ridiculed for reading "My Pet Goat" during a few minutes after the first tower was hit on 9/11? And how he spoke, for the first time, within minutes (44, I think) after the first attack, prior to the Pentagon an Flight 93. Then! Less than 8 hours after the worst terrorist attack on US soil since Pearl Harbor, he had a nationally televised statement from the Oval Office.

You know...past presidents want to assure the American people that they are in control and all will be well. This wimp? He will speak when it is all sorted out. He will be sure to use the word, "terror," this time. But he will never, ever say these three words: "Radical Islamic Terrorist." You can bank on that.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never "too fluid to comment" at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (baL2B)

347
Empty Co-Chairs

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (p/cQy)

348 Send in the clowns.

Posted by: The littl shyning man


Too late. They're on the dais already.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2013 04:07 PM (KDq5l)

349 Maybe he can drag up the ignorant fucker who said, "We all belong to government." Maybe that fat ugly teachers' union bitch from Chicago can join him as well.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2013 04:07 PM (vg8iE)

350 Next I suppose, they'll be telling me that boob belts are the fashion accessory of the decade.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2013 04:07 PM (w3+gB)

351 Uh.... wait... isn't that the Job of LOCAL
Government? Isn't that one of the reaons they get TAX dollars? To PLAN
for the aftermath of Fore-seeable Disasters? (Like... oh... Hurricanes
on a F'n ISLAND?)

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2013 04:03 PM (lZBBB)

Meh, I can see a roll for private charity in there. No government should be big enough to plan for everything (even if that were possible) and Insurance likely won't cover it all (it'd be far to expensive.) Individuals should at least be partially ready, but private charities could certainly fill some gaps.Plus because they don't have unchecked debt making power, they'll need to be streamlined and efficient!

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 17, 2013 04:07 PM (wGOqj)

352 348
Send in the clowns.

Posted by: The littl shyning man




Indeed. See #338.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 04:08 PM (UOM48)

353 You couldn't make Hillary hot if you dropped her in lava.

Posted by: B at January 17, 2013 04:08 PM (Pson9)

354 Crowds often gather around accidents out of curiosity and to ensure justice is served. When a pedestrian is killed by a car the driver faces a maximum liability that varies from about $4,100 in rural Shaanxi to more than $37,000 in Shanghai. When a person is merely injured there is no such cap. These liability rules have created some twisted incentives such as drivers hitting pedestrians and then running over them in an effort to kill them so they can get out of paying hospital and compensation costs.

Posted by: Whatev at January 17, 2013 04:08 PM (lreFA)

355 Is it bad that after looking at that picture of Hillary in the white house for a moment I longed for the good old days when she was first lady? Jesus. We have fallen far.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 04:08 PM (t06LC)

356 I beg you to try very hard to make guns not allowed. Not just for me, but for the whole United States."- Julia, age 11, Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)


---------------------------------------------


She'll be buying her own Glock by the time she's 22.

One other thing about using chillren as political props. It's an insidious way to get people to start disliking crumb crunchers, or, at the very least, feel less emotional towards them.

Abortions for everyone!!

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 04:09 PM (RFrso)

357 As far as I know, it always asks for the name on the card. Must suck donkey knobs if your parents named you Gift Card.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (GFM2b)
Yeah I dunno how it works TBH, every time I get one of those pre-paid visa cards I usually run out and cash in it's exact value for something useful (like a QT giftcard.)Those Visa (and other cards) used to not be able to be even used if the purchase was more than the card value (although I think they fixed that.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 17, 2013 04:10 PM (wGOqj)

358 Better yet, bring up all the aborted fetuses from the last four years. Yes, a grand accomplishment.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2013 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

359 Every single person on that list is on the govt teat.

The wind farm? I am sure he gets tons of fed subsidies. Katrina lady? Runs a non-profit that I am sure depends on government grants. GM worker? She just drew unemployment until they called her back, with the bail out we also paid for.

Used to be start up nation. Now its hand out nation. The only one I excuse is the legless vet

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 04:10 PM (Dnbau)

360
US says Egypt needs to do more on religious tolerance
Published: 01.17.13, 23:02 / Israel News



The United States on Thursday called an Egyptian statement about religious tolerance "a good first step" but said Egypt must do more after vitriolic comments about Zionists made by President Mohamed Morsi in 2010 surfaced.

The comments, made by Morsi when he was a leading figure in the Muslim Brotherhood opposition movement, sparked strong condemnation by the US State Department and an explicit demand that he "repudiate" them. (Reuters)


If the US Gov- read State Department- really thinks there is any hope or religious tolerance in Egypt, they are dumber than I thought and dumber than dirt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 04:10 PM (9Bj8R)

361 Why does he have to call them "co-chairs?"

Because 'props' was too honest.

Posted by: toby928© denouces himself so you don't have to at January 17, 2013 04:10 PM (evdj2)

362 347 ---
Empty Co-Chairs
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 17, 2013 04:06 PM (p/cQy)

Heh. Good one!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 17, 2013 04:10 PM (C8mVl)

363 damn all y'all to HAIL for gettin' me hooked on Justified

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 04:11 PM (8sCoq)

364 That gay pilot was in-training for what? Big blimps? Long tubular flying machines?

Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2013 04:11 PM (VndSC)

365 Abortions for everyone!!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 04:12 PM (ZKzrr)

366
Boy, I'll bet #Julia is pissed not to be on that list!

The Obamaphone woman, AKA Moms Mabley, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 17, 2013 04:12 PM (oWCCL)

367 Meh, I can see a roll for private charity in there. No government should be big enough to plan for everything (even if that were possible) and Insurance likely won't cover it all (it'd be far to expensive.) Individuals should at least be partially ready, but private charities could certainly fill some gaps.Plus because they don't have unchecked debt making power, they'll need to be streamlined and efficient!

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 17, 2013 04:07 PM (wGOqj)

but t is not private charity. She gets government grants, for sure. We are still paying for it

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 04:12 PM (Dnbau)

368 Speaking of Moochelle....

Anyone seen her
since the election? I mean, other than the hotel staff in Hawaii.? She's
been all over the fucking place the last four years in the media and
all of a sudden there's no scowling death mask looking at me from the
magazine rack at the checkout line.


Posted by: B at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (Pson9)
It is reported that she is in secret meetings with Omar the Tentmaker for fittings for her ball gowns. There is a critical shortage of upholstery fabric looming.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 17, 2013 04:12 PM (kXoT0)

369 She'll be buying her own Glock by the time she's 22 13.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 04:12 PM (GFM2b)

370 Boy, I'll bet #Julia is pissed not to be on that list!

---

It's not too late for him to add Manti Te'o to the list, as Te'o followed Obama's example as a Hawaiian whose bullshit wasn't followed up on and had a chance at the highest honor in their field.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 04:13 PM (e0xKF)

371 364 That gay pilot was in-training for what? Big blimps? Long tubular flying machines?

Look I can do aerial queen jokes all day long, have you ever flied commercial?

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 04:13 PM (41VCE)

372 Boy, too bad he didn't select me as a Citizen Co-Chair, I have a few choice words to describe his accomplishments and the whole thing would be a lot more honest.

Posted by: Heralder at January 17, 2013 04:13 PM (+xmn4)

373 One other thing about using chillren as political props. It's an insidious way to get people to start disliking crumb crunchers, or, at the very least, feel less emotional towards them.


I do not think it is possible to make me dislike The Children more.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 04:14 PM (VtjlW)

374
Nary a scrotum inflator in the list, either. Too bad, really, because we are experiencing inflation and Barky is a scrotum himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 17, 2013 04:14 PM (48nJm)

375 Look I can do aerial queen jokes all day long, have you ever flied commercial?

---

I know the female flight attendants are known as "air mattresses". Does the same apply to the male ones?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 04:14 PM (e0xKF)

376 You couldn't make Hillary hot if you dropped her in lava.>>

If you drop young nubile virgins into volcanoes to please the gods. I wonder what they do if you feed them Hillary?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2013 04:14 PM (81UWZ)

377
Did You Know...

that "Teets" is a real last name?

It's true. Yesterday I was watching Bonanza and the credits showed a "Edward Teets" as a crew member.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 04:14 PM (9Q7Nu)

378 FLOWN commercial, sorry in my zest to comment i get excited.

I know the female flight attendants are known as "air mattresses". Does the same apply to the male ones?

I refer to them as bend over Mary's, but that's just me.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 04:15 PM (41VCE)

379 I wonder what they do if you feed them Hillary?

---

Get heartburn and start throwing up.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 04:16 PM (e0xKF)

380
368Speaking of Moochelle....

Anyone seen her
since the election?

I doubt Moochelle is going be as frugal and low profile during the second term. Instead of pinching pennies and sticking close to home, I think she and the kids will see the world in royal fashion.

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 04:16 PM (ZDsRL)

381 Posted by: B at January 17, 2013 03:11 PM (Pson9)
It
is reported that she is in secret meetings with Omar the Tentmaker for
fittings for her ball gowns. There is a critical shortage of upholstery
fabric looming.


Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 17, 2013 04:12 PM (kXoT0)

Breaking news, she has a new wig with bangs for next week!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is never at January 17, 2013 04:16 PM (baL2B)

382
377 - You know, he might be able to barely skim by with "Teet" but "Teets"? Holy hell, he's the poster child for legal name change.
Or, he could have just embraced it and changed his first name to Dick.

Posted by: Heralder at January 17, 2013 04:17 PM (+xmn4)

383 They will stitch two beach towels together and make her a tube top some equally horrific fashion abortion that all the world will "swoon" over.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 04:17 PM (41VCE)

384 the last time she looked like a lime green sofa

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 04:18 PM (Dnbau)

385 Now that King Zero Dark Squirty has been re-elected and her looming presence is no longer needed, I predict that she, her Mom, and the daughter will re-locate to Hawaii for the duration.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 17, 2013 04:18 PM (kXoT0)

386 It's true. Yesterday I was watching Bonanza and the credits showed a "Edward Teets" as a crew member.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 04:14 PM (9Q7Nu)


-----------------------------------------------


He owned the set's beverage service.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 04:19 PM (RFrso)

387
I'm confused, why was "Lowering Oceans" snubbed as a co-chair?

Posted by: Heralder at January 17, 2013 04:19 PM (+xmn4)

388
Dear BHO mmm, mmm, mmm

You're just too good to be true

can't take my eyes off of you

you'd be like heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

at long last love has arrived

and I thank God I'm alive

you're just too good to be true

can't take my eyes off of you



Pardon the way that I stare

there's nothing else to compare

the sight of you leaves me weak

there are no words left to speak

but if you feel like I feel

please let me know that it's real

you're just too good to be true

can't take my eyes off of you

*squrit*

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 17, 2013 04:19 PM (mETGQ)

389 380 --- "I doubt Moochelle is going be as frugal and low profile during the second term. Instead of pinching pennies and sticking close to home, I think she and the kids will see the world in royal fashion."
Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 04:16 PM (ZDsRL)

You better believe it. On steroids. (I mean, if she isn't already.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 17, 2013 04:19 PM (C8mVl)

390
my eyes did not deceive me

Edward Teets is on imdb.com as assistant director for Bonanza Big Valley.

He's probably dead, now.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 04:20 PM (9Q7Nu)

391 TFG shows off a skill in preparation for his coronation:

http://tinyurl.com/bhyds76

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 04:20 PM (UOM48)

392 Obama......plugging his own hole.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2013 04:21 PM (ATdet)

393 Dear Michelle,

I'm developing something resembling a muffin top and I don't want to exercise or cut back on my diet. What can I do?

Signed, Love Handle


Dear Love Handle,

Get yourself a boob belt ensemble, - you'll thank me later.

Posted by: Dear_Michelle@iVillage.com at January 17, 2013 04:21 PM (w3+gB)

394 391-Without looking at the link, I'm going to guess it's talking out of both sides of his face at once?

Posted by: Heralder at January 17, 2013 04:21 PM (+xmn4)

395
I notice these things.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 04:21 PM (9Q7Nu)

396 It's Mooch's berfday today.

Posted by: RWC (save the white kiddies) at January 17, 2013 04:21 PM (fWAjv)

397 Breaking news, she has a new wig with bangs for next week!

Whew! I was worried that they wouldn't get the wookie to the dog groomer's in time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 04:22 PM (GFM2b)

398 394
391-Without looking at the link, I'm going to guess it's talking out of both sides of his face at once?




Nah. It's an actual skill he's bragged about, in one of his stupid books.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 04:22 PM (UOM48)

399 Breaking news, she has a new wig with bangs for next week!

Are they gonna finally get her some prosthetic eyebrows?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 04:23 PM (ZKzrr)

400 OT: I HATE snow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 17, 2013 04:23 PM (xjpRj)

401 Energy Secretary Steven Chu is planning to leave his cabinet post, Bloomberg reports.

Chu, who was criticized for defending a $500 million federal loan to Solyndra Inc. -- a solar-panel manufacturer that went belly up in 2011 -- is expected to announce his departure from President Barack Obama's administration next week.

Bloomberg's Hans Nichols and Jim Snyder report:

The exit will leave the Obama administration with vacancies at the top of the three departments that oversee energy and environmental policy. Interior Secretary Ken Salazar and Lisa Jackson, who headed the Environmental Protection Agency, have announced their intention to leave the administration.
Chu, 64, was a career scientist and co-winner of the Nobel Prize for physics when he joined the Cabinet in January 2009. Supporters said Chu brought a fresh perspective to discussions often dominated by politics in Washington.

"Fresh Prospective"???? LIke flushing 500 Million down the crapper? And lets just wait and see the winner obama nominates to replace him? Hey where did I put that KY jelly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 04:23 PM (9Bj8R)

402
398 -Allowing people to love him too much?

Posted by: Heralder at January 17, 2013 04:23 PM (+xmn4)

403 Nah. It's an actual skill he's bragged about, in one of his stupid books.

What is? Dreaming about daddy?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 04:24 PM (GFM2b)

404 From Drudge..

I guess they were out of tickle-feathers and stern looks.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/17/metropolitan-police-tasers-london

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 04:24 PM (41VCE)

405 We don't know shit from shinola, but we've chosen to bypass all the empty high dollar hotels and have a block of rooms reserved at the Holiday Inn Express. Prepeare to be dazzled by our brilliance!

Posted by: Obama's Brain Trust at January 17, 2013 04:25 PM (yn6XZ)

406 This guy Obama is a little out of hand, don't you think?

Posted by: Caligula at January 17, 2013 04:25 PM (H84UO)

407
Meanwhile in Benghazi Algeria.

Posted by: Seven Americans Held Hostage By al-Qaeda at January 17, 2013 04:25 PM (mETGQ)

408 399 ---
"Are they gonna finally get her some prosthetic eyebrows?"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 04:23 PM (ZKzrr)

Dear God, please!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 17, 2013 04:26 PM (C8mVl)

409 71 We are so excited and cannot wait for Presdent Obama's speech and plan for the next 5 years. Yeah for Presdent Obama :-)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 17, 2013 03:10 PM (48wze)

This sock makes me laugh. Good job to whomever keeps it alive.

Posted by: blindside at January 17, 2013 04:26 PM (x7g7t)

410 This spectacle is going to be much, much worse than the first one. They will be importing rabble and lunatics and paying people to praise him to the heavens. Because lots of voters are sorta kinda pissed off already, now that the first tax hike has kicked in.

Even the MSM won't be able to put lipstick on this pig.

Posted by: PJ at January 17, 2013 04:27 PM (ZWaLo)

411
Even the MSM won't be able to put lipstick on this pig.

---

That is offensive.

The term is "porcine-American"!

Posted by: M'Chelle at January 17, 2013 04:29 PM (e0xKF)

412 Even the MSM won't be able to put lipstick on this pig.
Posted by: PJ at January 17, 2013 04:27 PM (ZWaLo)


Nobody is gonna care

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 04:29 PM (9Bj8R)

413 Late to the thread.... Sounds like all the beatings of Obama have been delivered.

The Conservative response to the inaugural needs to open with: "Meanwhile, we who carry the tax burden for all the crap you just heard about... "

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 17, 2013 04:30 PM (/XY+d)

414 Even the MSM won't be able to put lipstick on this pig.

Quick! Someone get Tingles on the Obama pho!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 04:30 PM (GFM2b)

415 OT: Rand fires back at King Obammy

"
Report: Rand Paul to introduce bill nullifying Obama’s executive orders on guns"
WTF Hotair as a link has been banned? Is there some blog war I'm not aware of? Fix the breaks.

http://hotair.com /archives/2013/01/16/r eport-rand-paul-to-introduce-bill-nullifying-obamas- executive-orders-on-guns/

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 17, 2013 04:32 PM (xAtAj)

416 I heard Matthew Yglesias is going to paint himself gold and be a foot stool for Malia and Sasha during the inauguration.

Posted by: B at January 17, 2013 04:36 PM (Pson9)

417 Remember - if you can't make it to the inauguration, it's going to be a great day to visit a shooting range.

Then again, every day that ends in 'Y' is a great day to head to a range and enjoy some safe exercise...of our supposedly uninfringeable "Constitutional Rights".

Posted by: akula51 at January 17, 2013 04:58 PM (YesJa)

418 So the cultists are showing up to worship the personality, at the behest of their dear leader? Color me shocked.

Posted by: Mayday at January 17, 2013 05:15 PM (F3s39)

419 Asswipes got one of the "co-chairs" information wrong. Taylor Morris is from Cedar Falls, IA--not Cedar Rapids. Pathetic he can't even be bothered to get shit straight for eight people, one of whom has given up so much.

Posted by: mgd at January 17, 2013 05:27 PM (6B2Vm)

420
After reading this article, I immedietly went onto Le Facebook and was slapped by a posting urging me to wish Moochelle Obama a happy birthday. It had been liked by thousands upon thousands of Borg drones. One of my acquaintances, a sort of 40 year old virgin type, had liked said post.
This man is not a king. Moochelle is not a queen, and yet these drones throw themselves at themlike loyal peasants hoping to catch the eye of theTsar and Tsarinaas they promenade through the streets in the off chance that a gold coing might get flipped their way.
I am beginning to wonder if there is any hope left.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 17, 2013 05:55 PM (0SmH0)

421 Isn't it wonderful that the woman with the brain tumor now has free contraception? After all, I've heard that birth control pills are used to treat glioblastomas, and if it wasn't for the Democrats and Lord Obama, she could have never afforded her pills and would have died!

Posted by: Jen at January 17, 2013 06:44 PM (NTpRM)

422 All wise cracks aside, everyone should click on the link in the story at the word reflection and read the actual yahoo story that gives the names and descriptions of the eight citizens. It has bald face lies one can see without doing any research on these people at all.

One has a son who is attending college because Obama "increased " pell grant funding. Pell grants were reduced this past summer, not increased.

Another guy owns a wind power business-can't wait until that guy folds next week...most likely taking fed. grant money with him.

The guy who is a full amputee....the story says he lost his limbs in Afghanistan(And this is how Obama highlights his success in Afghanistan?). The story says Obama "surprised" him with a purple heart on a trip to the White House last summer(like the guy couldn't imagine he was ever going to receive a purple heart?)

The article is truly sickening.

Posted by: Jen at January 17, 2013 07:01 PM (NTpRM)

423 At 16 I started work at a fast food joint working the drive window. I had more accountability than TFG. At least I could balance the cash every night and made one hell of a milkshake and ortega burger. Oh, and my fries were always hot!

Wanker.

Posted by: Cheri at January 17, 2013 07:10 PM (EAgmr)

424 Erica Chain, California



At 27 years old, Erica was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain
tumor. She applied to every health insurance provider she could think
of, but was denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition.


She applied to every health insurance provider "she could think of"? Oh, well then, that proves it. And with a brain tumor, no less.

They don't give a crap what they put out because they know they'll never get held accountable for any of it.






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