Sally Quinn Said Money For Bush's 2004 Inauguration Would Be Better Spent on "Tsunami Relief;" But Celebrates Obama's Big Party, and Denies the Money Would be Better Spent Elsewhere

I don't understand how people can live such unexamined lives and never question their plainly-biased beliefs and statements.

Oh, by the way: Part of Quinn's criticism of Bush was that he had no parties and attended no parties previous to the inaugural, but now finds time for a gaudy inaugural ball:

In this administration, the idea of getting together socially with colleagues, political adversaries and even members of the president's own party seems to be regarded, as Attorney General-designate Alberto Gonzales has said of the Geneva Conventions, as "quaint" and "obsolete." Many in Washington's diplomatic and social circles have concluded that President Bush and those around him have no interest in meeting new people, exchanging ideas with those who differ with them, reaching out to the community in which they live, or, through the embassies, to the larger world.

The vapid aging socialite Sally Quinn has written on numerous occasions about her hurt feelings that no one's interested in coming to her stupid dinner parties any longer. She's even knocked Obama (and his people) for not caring about her stupid dinner parties. She resents her loss of social status and the unearned, unmerited social/political power her previous access to power-players of the 70s granted her. And she's so un-self-aware that she has no idea how much of her own petty egotism she's revealing every time she makes the same basic complaint that people ought to come to her dinner parties.

Posted by: Ace at 02:08 PM



Comments

1
Bush was a divider.
Obama is a uniter!

Posted by: Sally Quim at January 17, 2013 02:09 PM (KdKY7)

2 WTF?

Posted by: Sandy Quim at January 17, 2013 02:10 PM (KdKY7)

3 Sounds like an aging Kathleen Parker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:10 PM (UOM48)

4 Two standards are better than one!!!

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2013 02:10 PM (zLp5I)

5 The vapid aging socialite Sally Quinn

I read that as "vapid aging socialite Mewling Quim."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 17, 2013 02:11 PM (ZKzrr)

6 The left is filled with lying hypocrites? NOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!




Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 02:11 PM (bb5+k)

7 More illustration that Washington needs to be turned back over to MD and the seat of government moved to a central location with a small track of land and it be illegal to live there.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 02:11 PM (53z96)

8
Oh, it's back.

I didn't realize Ms. Quinn was 70. I adjusted the sock in #2 to reflect this.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 02:11 PM (KdKY7)

9 I don't understand how people can live such unexamined lives and never question their plainly-biased beliefs and statements.


Because they've never thought about why they believe what they believe in the first place. Not to mention that these aren't beliefs, as such, but rather fashion statements. Like all fashion, putting on something new has no bearing on what was old.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:12 PM (VtjlW)

10 I got around a whole lot in the 70's.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at January 17, 2013 02:12 PM (/YJYi)

11 And she's so un-self-aware that she has no idea how much of her own petty egotism she's revealing every time she makes the same basic complaint that people ought to come to her dinner parties.

Well, we've both reviewed Sally's property, the knob and tube wiring, the lack of insulation, the decrepit basement, the roots clogging the sewer pipes, and decided she should 'List It'.

Posted by: Hilary Farr at January 17, 2013 02:12 PM (feFL6)

12 One of the things I have noticed about the left is how they deliberately avoid examining themselves, themotivations behind their beliefs, or even if their beliefs are consistent. It really is a mental illness.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 02:13 PM (+aCe4)

13 Sally Antoinette should beware, the peasants are getting restless.

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2013 02:13 PM (Kn6sf)

14 And she's so un-self-aware that she has no idea how much of her own petty egotism she's revealing every time she makes the same basic complaint that people ought to come to her dinner parties.

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William Randolph Hearst had great exclusives both in parties and stories from Hollywood for years only because of the threat to make someone the next Fatty Arbuckle if they didn't toe the line.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 02:13 PM (e0xKF)

15 I also like the part where she says Washington DC needs more "khat chews."

Khat being a narcotic and Schedule I controlled substance.



Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 17, 2013 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)

16
Yeah...what about all the people still reeling from Hurricane Sandy?

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 02:15 PM (fH4X9)

17 Who in heaven's name is Sally Quinn, and why isn't she dead of old age? Seriously, has anyone been primarily identified as a "socialite" since the 60s?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:15 PM (4df7R)

18 She does have two things going for her. 1. she is from Savannah, GA and 2. she hates the Clintons.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 02:15 PM (53z96)

19
>>>Like all fashion, putting on something new has no bearing on what was old.

This may cost me a bit of the old Mancard, but I think Glenn Close refutes this notion in 'The Devil Wears Prada'.
In defense of myself, seeing those Louboutin Boots on Anne Hathaway are worth the ridicule I am about to receive.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 02:15 PM (KdKY7)

20 Does she have a sister named Martha?

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (epxV4)

21 I'd gladly go to a Sally Quinn party...if only to slurp free booze, gobble free food, and steal the silverware.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (CIjnK)

22 She should end up living alone and forgotten ina rotting old house like Jackie Kennedy's cousins in the 1975 documentary Grey Gardens.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (6BgmB)

23 No one needs to attend SQ's dinner parties.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (yiIja)

24
Sally Quinn is still alive?

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (ZDsRL)

25 She needs to get with the times. Throw an S and M coke party and they'll come.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (RFrso)

26 18
She does have two things going for her. 1. she is from Savannah, GA




Srsly? I had no idea. *off to Google*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (UOM48)

27 Yeah...what about all the people still reeling from Hurricane Sandy?

Let them eat Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (Kn6sf)

28
are/is.
I edit good.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 02:17 PM (KdKY7)

29 Seriously, has anyone been primarily identified as a "socialite" since the 60s?

Hi.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_socialites

Posted by: Assorted Kardashians at January 17, 2013 02:17 PM (ZKzrr)

30 You know, it's only a few letters difference between "socialite" and "socialist." Coincidence?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:17 PM (4df7R)

31 >>>I don't understand how people can live such unexamined lives and never question their plainly-biased beliefs and statements.

And you thought double think was fictional.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 02:17 PM (0q2P7)

32 I'd gladly go to a Sally Quinn party...if only to slurp free booze, gobble free food, and steal the silverware.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (CIjnK)


And fart loudly beside the buffet table.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:18 PM (4df7R)

33 Sally is a traditional gal. She climbed the social ladder by getting porked by her married boss Ben Bradlee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2013 02:18 PM (QKKT0)

34 And fart loudly beside the buffet table.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:18 PM (4df7R)


Is that considered bad manners? Shit, why am I always the last to know?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 02:18 PM (9Bj8R)

35 I'd gladly go to a Sally Quinn party...if only to slurp free booze, gobble free food, and steal the silverware.
Posted by: @PurpAv
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I'd upper deck her because I'm classy like that.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 02:18 PM (+aCe4)

36 Hi.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_socialites
Posted by: Assorted Kardashians at January 17, 2013 02:17 PM (ZKzrr)


I said PRIMARILY identified as a socialite. You lot are primarily identified as gold digging attention whores. The difference is subtle, but there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:19 PM (4df7R)

37 *yawn*

Someone who thinks the roles got smaller. Not that she got smaller.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:19 PM (Gyp4x)

38 Does she have a sister named Martha?
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (epxV4)


Or a brother named Mighty?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:19 PM (4df7R)

39 19
>>>Like all fashion, putting on something new has no bearing on what was old.
This may cost me a bit of the old Mancard, but I think Glenn Close refutes this notion in 'The Devil Wears Prada'. In defense of myself, seeing those Louboutin Boots on Anne Hathaway are worth the ridicule I am about to receive.

--------

Glenn Close?
Wasn't that Meryl Streep?

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 02:19 PM (fH4X9)

40 I'd upper deck her because I'm classy like that.

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Make sure to get a blumkin while doing so.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 02:19 PM (e0xKF)

41 Srsly? I had no idea. *off to Google*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:16 PM (UOM4



I just had a thought and I must share inflict it upon you. Can you imagine Sally Quinn at a dinner thrown by First Shacked Up With Sandra Lee's?


Ponder. That. Just ponder it for a moment.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (VtjlW)

42 There's a party in my pants for Obama.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (N2yhW)

43 Redemption is only a hummer away.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (w3+gB)

44 So she's the daughter of the late Lt. Gen. William "Buffalo Bill" Quinn.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (UOM48)

45 >>>I said PRIMARILY identified as a socialite.

P A R I S
H I L T O N

Unless you think shes an "actress"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (0q2P7)

46 I haven't been invited back to one of her parties since the "Powder Room Upper Decker Incident" of 1997.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (+lsX1)

47 I thought Sally Quinn was a hot doctor on tv in the 90's.

Posted by: Adam at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (/YJYi)

48
And fart loudly beside the buffet table.

And belch and scratch in my manly places.

"Hey Sally, I bet you were really something before electricity!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (yiIja)

49 And you thought double think was fictional.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 02:17 PM (0q2P7


-------------------------------------------


Aaaahhhh! That's the "1984" term I was trying to remember in one of Ace's posts yesterday. Yes!

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (RFrso)

50
Glenn Close?
Wasn't that Meryl Streep?


Same thing.

Gotta be quick with that movie or you lose your hardon.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (KdKY7)

51
According to "Ace of Spades Guide to Manners in the 21st Century", Chapter 7 - Dinner Parties and Blow Jobs, Sally, as hostess, would be obligated to swallow.

"Sure I'll come to one of your dinner parties. But first, you'll blow me".

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 02:21 PM (ZDsRL)

52 Is that considered bad manners? Shit, why am I always the last to know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 02:18 PM (9Bj8R)


In the case of crashing a hoity-toity dinner party, rudeness is preferred.

How about this: plaid ballgown. Eh? Eh? That would rock their world so hard, they'd fall off.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:21 PM (4df7R)

53 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:19 PM (Gyp4x)
___

"I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille"

Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 02:21 PM (jm/9g)

54
I would gladly attend Sally Quinn's parties.

I'm sure she has her bathrooms stocked with Depends.

Posted by: Al Roker at January 17, 2013 02:21 PM (fH4X9)

55 Who knew that upper deckers were the go-to joke for so many of us here?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 17, 2013 02:22 PM (+lsX1)

56 the civil war that is probably coming ( soon ) will be like the English Civil War in the 1600s rather than our Civil War


a rising-but-stifled middle class takes on and shreds a backward aristocracy based the abusive power of a centralized government

Posted by: open the pod bay doors, HAL at January 17, 2013 02:22 PM (Dll6b)

57 Lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl so done with the GOP at January 17, 2013 02:22 PM (GVxQo)

58 I just had a thought and I must share inflict it upon you. Can you imagine Sally Quinn at a dinner thrown by First Shacked Up With Sandra Lee's?

Oh.

O_O

Ohhhh, that would be glorious.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:22 PM (4df7R)

59
Sally Quinn should take a page out of Jodie Foster's book and tell the world she's a non-human.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 02:22 PM (9Q7Nu)

60 I don't understand how people can live such unexamined lives and never question their plainly-biased beliefs and statements.


Lying to yourself. "It's not just for teh JEF anymore".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 02:23 PM (GFM2b)

61
She should "come out" as a reptile.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 02:23 PM (9Q7Nu)

62 <i> She resents her loss of social status and the unearned, unmerited
social/political power her previous access to power-players of the 70s
granted her.</i>

I thought MTV didn't start until the 80's.

Posted by: Pupster at January 17, 2013 02:23 PM (6tVbw)

63
I could twist off a growler at one of her parties...and no one would notice.

Posted by: Al Roker at January 17, 2013 02:23 PM (fH4X9)

64 She does have two things going for her. 1. she is from Savannah, GA and 2. she hates the Clintons.

That is one Georgia peach I have no intention of eating.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (kqqGm)

65 Ohhhh, that would be glorious.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:22 PM (4df7R)



Imagine the Tablescaping! The cocktails! The monogrammed peacocks! The placeholders made of bedazzled tigers!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (VtjlW)

66
"I haven't been invited back to one of her parties since the "Powder Room Upper Decker Incident" of 1997."

Was that the one where I took the tank cover off to drop my own UD and found that there was three in there already?

Posted by: Jaws at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (4I3Uo)

67 "Hey Sally, I bet you were really something before electricity!" Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (yiIja)

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (sbV1u)

68 Yea, for only Ceaser may throw games for the populace...

Next up? Just as August was named for Augustus... and July for Julius... there will be a NEW Month.... Obamust!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (lZBBB)

69 I wonder if Sally Quinn ever spares a thought for the family she destroyed when she began spreading her legs for her boss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

70 LOL, you Northern folks don't understand upper crust Southern women like her. Any petty slight is treated as a mortal insult and it originates a "mighty grudge".


Not only do they hold those grudges, but they nurse them and feed them over the years like a favorite dog. She hates the Clintons because of some slight from canckles and she hates the Bushies because they didn't go to any pre-inauguration parties.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (53z96)

71 P A R I SH I L T O NUnless you think shes an "actress"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 02:20 PM (0q2P7)


I tend to think of her as an airheaded slut, when I think of her at all, which is blissfully rare.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (4df7R)

72 Let them eat Krispy Kreme.

You gonna finish that? Because without Twinkies, I'm about to make a cross-border raid on Tastykake Baking in Philly. You think Washington crossing the Delaware in a snow storm and ice-clogged river was impressive?

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (feFL6)

73 More illustration that Washington needs to be turned back over to MD and the seat of government moved to a central location with a small track of land and it be illegal to live there.

Small island in the S Pacific with no phone or electrical service.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (GFM2b)

74 I was named "the last of the les grandes horizontales".

Sally Quinn? Lots of horizontal, not-so-much grande.

Posted by: Zombie Pamela Harriman at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (HVtRc)

75 Yes, AtC, I would kill to see her at a Sandra Lee "dinner" party. She'd probably drink herself silly and end up face-down in an infamous Tablescape™.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (UOM48)

76 How about this: plaid ballgown. Eh? Eh? That would rock their world so hard, they'd fall off.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:21 PM (4df7R)


-----------------------------------------


Accessorized with a long searsucker cape.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (RFrso)

77 I can kind of get an inauguration party for a new President, but it's fucking ridiculous for a second term. These pricks will never let a chance to celebrate themselves pass by.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (+lsX1)

78 "Hey Sally, wanna make five bucks the easy way?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (yiIja)

79 The placeholders made of bedazzled tigers! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (VtjlW)

I've been a Moron too long. I first read that as "vajazzled tigers"

I thought I you were making an obscure pussy reference.

I need another drink....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (sbV1u)

80 Oh God, am I going to have to look up Sally Quinn?

It's so much easier when you just throw words at us like "vituperative".

Nah, I'll just envision some twisted old hag in sequins sloshing around a martini at 10am and threatening the staff.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (Qxdfp)

81 OT

Drudge links a story saying guns were stolen from a house listed by Journal News.


Unleash the lawsuits!

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (GQ8sn)

82 Sean. Just steal the keys to the Ontos. Drive out and blow something up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (Gyp4x)

83 I'd upper deck her because I'm classy like that.
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Very nice sir

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (41VCE)

84
Drudge links a story saying guns were stolen from a house listed by Journal News.


Unleash the lawsuits!
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (GQ8sn)


Unleash the Hounds!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (9Bj8R)

85 Small island in the S Pacific with no phone or electrical service.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 02:25 PM (GFM2b)


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Please refer to Tom Clancey's "Rainbow Six". There's better uses for places like that.

Posted by: Soona at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (RFrso)

86 Sean. Just steal the keys to the Ontos. Drive out and blow something up. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (Gyp4x)

Naaah, it's in the shop. I'll take the Duster out for a spin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (sbV1u)

87 Not understanding how people can be so oblivious to their bias?
They surround themselves with people who think exactly as they do.
You would think that in the entertainment industry, at least, there would be more variety of opinion, due to their creativity. Instead they . all express the exact same opinion on everything.

Most people here know people who hold opposite views on abortion, gun control, illegal aliens, gay marriage.

When was the last time you heard any actor express an opinion that was anti abortion, against amnesty for illegal aliens, against gay marriage? These creative people are the least likely to surprise you with an unexpected viewpoint.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (E9a51)

88 >>>I tend to think of her as an airheaded slut, when I think of her at all, which is blissfully rare.

I think that's how they define socialite in the dictionary. Airheaded slut with money.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (0q2P7)

89 She does have two things going for her. 2. she hates the Clintons.

Take a number and stand in line snowflake.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (GFM2b)

90 81 OT

Drudge links a story saying guns were stolen from a house listed by Journal News.


Unleash the lawsuits!

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More accurately, from *another* house listed.

Looks like a class-action suit in the making.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (e0xKF)

91 Sally is just jealous of this:

http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (UOM48)

92
like Gloria Allredbabboonass, I think Sally Quinn also has an annoying daughter in the business

Posted by: soothsayer at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (9Q7Nu)

93 Ace: Woman your fine ointment
Brand new and expensive
Should have been saved for the poor
Why has it been wasted?
We could have raised maybe
Three hundred silver pieces or more
People who are hungry
People who are starving
Matter more
Than his feet and hair!

Obama Superstar: Surely you're not saying
We have the resources
To save the poor from their lot?
There will be poor always
Pathetically struggling
Look at the good things you've got!
Think while you still have me
Move while you still see me
You'll be lost
You'll be so sorry
When I'm gone

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 17, 2013 02:29 PM (XUKZU)

94 Imagine the Tablescaping! The cocktails! The monogrammed peacocks! The placeholders made of bedazzled tigers!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:24 PM (VtjlW)


The passive-aggressive glares of pure loathing would peel paint off the walls.

"Oh, isn't that a delightful little muffin tray you've got there, Sandra. Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker?"

"They're cupcakes, actually, and I added my own ingredients to the mix. I'm SO glad you like them. By the way, might I take a moment to compliment your hair. Why, you'd almost believe that was your real color! Us natural blonds can tell teh difference, though."

"You know, I was just thnking the same thing about you! Ah-ha-ha-ha."

"Ah-ha-ha-ha."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:29 PM (4df7R)

95 Watching 'Foyle's War' -

The Judge, in sentencing the defendant, said "You have forfeited the right to life."

Followed by "May God have mercy on your soul."

and to think, that was only seventy years ago.

in Britain.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 17, 2013 02:29 PM (RuUvx)

96 a rising-but-stifled middle class takes on and shreds a backward aristocracy based the abusive power of a centralized government

Funny they had Richard Harris' portrayal of Oliver Cromwell on TV yesterday.

Coincidence?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 17, 2013 02:29 PM (kqqGm)

97 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (UOM4

Horrid! You would think at least she could get the cleaners to press the creases out of it.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 02:29 PM (53z96)

98 Posted by: nerdygirl at January 17, 2013 02:27 PM (E9a51)

Actualy, there are Conservative actors in Hollyweird... but... when they say somthing they get no Press coverage....

Its the 'If a Tree falls in the forest" corrolary....

ie... If a Conservative Actor says somthing, and the Press does not cover it, did he really say it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2013 02:30 PM (lZBBB)

99 And fart loudly beside the buffet table.

...and piss in the potted palm.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:30 PM (CIjnK)

100 Sally Antoinette should beware, the peasants are getting restless.

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2013 02:13 PM (Kn6sf)


That's not really fair because from all evidence Marie Antoinette wasn't nearly as much of a spiteful homewrecking shrew as Quinn. Plus Quinn deserves to have her noggin lopped off from her hilariously witless articles on religion, which is like Kathleen Parker writing as an authority on being gracious to Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2013 02:30 PM (FuDF6)

101 http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x

thats a photosho, has to be, im calling you out. No way she was stupid enough to think that looked good enough for a picture.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:30 PM (41VCE)

102 I could twist off a growler at one of her parties...and no one would notice.
Not really.

Posted by: al roker's underwear at January 17, 2013 02:30 PM (ORGYc)

103 More illustration that Washington needs to be turned back over to MD and
the seat of government moved to a central location with a small track
of land and it be illegal to live there.>>

They should all have to stay in their home states and use Skype, email ect to do any federal govt business.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (81UWZ)

104 What's the forecast for dc next week? I hope hell freezes over

Posted by: phoenixgirl so done with the GOP at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (GVxQo)

105 ...and spike the punch bowl with a strong laxative.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (CIjnK)

106 Make sure to get a blumkin while doing so.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge
*****
Does it have to be from Sally?

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (+aCe4)

107 99 And fart loudly beside the buffet table.

...and piss in the potted palm.

... the punch bowl was too full??

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (41VCE)

108 I thought I you were making an obscure pussy reference.

I need another drink....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 02:26 PM (sbV1u)



Yes. Because my pussy references are generally obscure.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (VtjlW)

109 New one

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 02:32 PM (53z96)

110 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge
*****
Does it have to be from Sally?

Please you would have to pry that polesmoker off any penis left out in the air more than 2 seconds with a crowbar.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:32 PM (41VCE)

111 *Sigh* I was banned, banned from here for making one teensy, snarky comment.

http://mrs-o.com/

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:32 PM (UOM48)

112 106 Make sure to get a blumkin while doing so.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge
*****
Does it have to be from Sally?

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Nope. But you get bonus points for finding the trashiest-looking and/or most obnoxious person possible to do it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 02:32 PM (e0xKF)

113 There's nothing so pathetic as an aging whore. See also Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 02:33 PM (LEiGw)

114 Yes. Because my pussy references are generally obscure. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 02:31 PM (VtjlW)

When you're in full "Queen mode" you're actually very demure.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 02:33 PM (sbV1u)

115 If we are lucky, Sally could be served up as a tablescape at one of Cuomo's shin-digs. Eyes wide shut.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:33 PM (Gyp4x)

116 ...and loot the medicine chest for any good drugs.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:33 PM (CIjnK)

117 Sally is just jealous of this:http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (UOM4


"And next up at the White House Halloween Mixer, Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton as toast!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 02:34 PM (4df7R)

118 116 ...and loot the medicine chest for any good drugs.

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I think she replaced the baby aspirin with LSD.

Posted by: Sterling Mallory Archer at January 17, 2013 02:34 PM (e0xKF)

119 Sally is just jealous of this:

http://tinyurl.com/c62su5x


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:28 PM (UOM4

Looks like Clint-Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 17, 2013 02:35 PM (XUKZU)

120 ...and make sure some caviar made its way into the heating vents.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:35 PM (CIjnK)

121 Nope. But you get bonus points for finding the trashiest-looking and/or most obnoxious person possible to do it.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge
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I know someone who can satisfy both qualifications.
Kathy Griffith.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 17, 2013 02:36 PM (+aCe4)

122 Just received another email from a Shannon Roche of House Majority PAC. It's a commie party supporting PAC. They want me to click on a link to add my voice where they are DEMANDING the NRA take down their "disgusting" ad. HaaaaaHaaaaaHaaaa. Guess the first amendment doesn't mean much to the commies any more than the 2nd.

Guessing they got my email from emails I sent to the commie senile Bill Nelson during the healthcare (insurance) debate. Commie bastards.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 17, 2013 02:36 PM (YYyqq)

123 ...and inadvertently spill a jar full of bed bugs by the love seat.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 02:36 PM (CIjnK)

124 This such a disgusting blog. Thank you all.

Posted by: Guido at January 17, 2013 02:37 PM (XLuH2)

125 Jane D'Oh.

Imperial Senator Clinton from the planet of Gold Lame greets Emperor Palpatine-Obama.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:37 PM (Gyp4x)

126 I know someone who can satisfy both qualifications.
Kathy Griffith.

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DIAF. I didn't need that image poking around in my head.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 02:37 PM (e0xKF)

127 Upper Deckers -The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

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The things one learns around here.......

Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2013 02:37 PM (nTgAI)

128 I thought Ben would be dead by now. But no, he's still kicking.

Posted by: waldo at January 17, 2013 02:38 PM (H96hE)

129 If it weren't for double standards, scrunts like Quinn would have no standards at all.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 02:38 PM (A5uiv)

130 125
Jane D'Oh.

Imperial Senator Clinton from the planet of Gold Lame greets Emperor Palpatine-Obama.





Lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48)

131
I read Looks like Clint-Ming the Merciless. as ,, well drop the "n" and I literally covered my mouth with my hand.

Yes thank each and everyone of you wonderful nasty people.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:39 PM (41VCE)

132 I can't stand gold lame anything. Just like I can't stand those faux Baroque picture frames that are gold. Just screams 'Phoney!!!!!!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 02:39 PM (Gyp4x)

133 ...upper decker...
Or as we call it around here "Thursday".

Posted by: al roker's underwear at January 17, 2013 02:40 PM (ORGYc)

134 True story. I attended (*cough*) a couple of her famous parties back in the day. (Waaaaay back --- Margarita is no spring pollita.)
The one I remember most vividly was the one where I had the capered-eel tray. Because I don't like eel. And because no else really does either, so the tray never empties.
With those tasty little crab swirlies you have to replenish the tray often, which gives you the chance to pop a few in your mouth in the kitchen.

Also I remember that SQ did not like the staff to wear white aprons or shirts. We had to dress completely in black.
I don't think you could do that in NYC because you would have a hard time distinguishing the guests from the help.

I only saw, never met, SQ. Back then she had nice hair and bad make-up. Very bad, IIRC. The eyelashes looked like those funny long bugs that show up in bathtubs sometimes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 17, 2013 02:42 PM (C8mVl)

135 yes and thanks for making me look at alice the goon

http://mrs-o.com/

God damn that bitch is fucking beastly. I'm sorry I may not appreciate the female form like most men. But seriously that is not sexy or elegant. And I don't care how many vapid twats say otherwise, I am not buying that shit.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:43 PM (41VCE)

136 Which thread Jane?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 17, 2013 02:45 PM (l/N7H)

137 God damn that bitch is fucking beastly. I'm sorry I may not appreciate the female form like most men. But seriously that is not sexy or elegant

THIS. I never understood what ANYONE saw in her. I mean, she's not attractive, period.

That's gotta be like banging Lawrence Taylor, or Ray Lewis.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 02:46 PM (sbV1u)

138 Oh, so your redneck racist faux-Texan cowboy Bush the 43rd could have a big re-election inaugural event, but your rightfully elected wise multiracial Barack Obama can't have one?

RACISM! OUT OF CONTROL RACISM FROM THE RIGHT WING AGAIN! I AM SO SICK OF YOU RETHUGLIKKKANS!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 17, 2013 02:46 PM (nyLnk)

139 136
Which thread Jane?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 17, 2013 02:45 PM (l/N7H



It was a while back, jewells. I just made a "mild" comment about all the gushing over Mooch's "fashion" while we had troops dying in record numbers in Afghanistan under Barry.


I was outta there so fast I had whiplash. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:48 PM (UOM48)

140 That's gotta be like banging Lawrence Taylor, or Ray Lewis.

LOL

No they have more delicate feminine wiles. She is a fucking goon. I have no idea how she is not welding a ship together or riveting an airplane.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:49 PM (41VCE)

141 And they wonder why we say Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 17, 2013 02:49 PM (7ObY1)

142 I've been thinking about going back (if I can get in again) and making the most over-the-top, gushing, slobbering praise of Mooch that even the regulars will feel...uncomfortable.


*taps chin*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 02:50 PM (UOM48)

143 UGH freinds of NRA meeting cancelled, I will be so bored tonight , I hope Alex thechick gets back to me on the WOW thing. I wish I could direct message someone, it like yelling in a crowded room around here.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:51 PM (41VCE)

144 131


I read Looks like Clint-Ming the Merciless. as ,, well drop the "n" and I literally covered my mouth with my hand.




Yes thank each and everyone of you wonderful nasty people
**************

For EYE-talians, Clit-Mingia the Merciless works as well.

Posted by: ramalama dingdang at January 17, 2013 02:52 PM (HVtRc)

145 142 I've been thinking about going back (if I can get in again) and making the most over-the-top, gushing, slobbering praise of Mooch that even the regulars will feel...uncomfortable.

Impossible If you start let me know so i can lurk . I don't think that is possible.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 02:52 PM (41VCE)

146 I actually thought about re-registering and trying to outdo their disgusting fawning over her but I don't trust myself to not vomit all over my keyboard.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 17, 2013 02:54 PM (l/N7H)

147 Is this the same Sally Quinn who's fucking her boss?

Yeah, I know they're married, but I don't care. Presumably they're fucking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2013 02:55 PM (IpwkJ)

148 LOL gigg.. great minds! I'll do it if you will!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 17, 2013 02:55 PM (l/N7H)

149 She fucked her boss to get a column, status, and a husband. As she ages she discovers she isnt as smart, interesting, or powerful as she thought she was. Boo freakin hoo.

Posted by: thunderb at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (fNNIa)

150 Fuck Sally Quinn with a saguaro cactus....sideways

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2013 03:47 PM (vg8iE)

151 That bit about Attorney General-designate Alberto Gonzales describing the Geneva Conventions, as "quaint" and "obsolete."was taken completely out of context (I think that this is known as "Dowdification" after a certain similarly-aged NYT columnist).
Gonzalez was actually referring to some sections of the Geneva Conventions listing POW rights to access a 'post exchange' (PX); literally, a part of an established army base where you can buy toiletries and such.

Posted by: MrJimm at January 17, 2013 03:54 PM (NVN2v)

152 "The vapid aging socialite Sally Quinn..."

When I hear the word "socialite" mentioned in reference to someone, I take it as a nice way of saying that they're useless.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 17, 2013 05:56 PM (vd7A8)

153 Sally Quinn = Norma Desmond

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 18, 2013 11:00 AM (hLRSq)






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