Obama voted "present" on 1999 Illinois law to crack down on school shooters [Purp]
Illinois Public Act 91-0015 (SB-759)
Synopsis of Bill as introduced: Amends the Juvenile Court Act of 1987. Provides for adult criminal prosecution of a minor at least 15 years of age who is charged with aggravated battery with a firearm committed in a school, on the real property comprising a school, within 1,000 feet of the real property comprising a school, at a school-related activity, or on or within 1,000 feet of a conveyance owned, leased, or contracted by a school or school district to transport students to or from school or a school-related activity. Provides that a juvenile judge designated to hear transfer motions must transfer for adult criminal prosecution the case of a minor at least 15 years of age charged with aggravated discharge of a firearm committed on various school properties or on a school conveyance or within 1,000 feet of these properties or the conveyance, or at a school-related activity, if the judge finds probable cause that the allegations are true.Illinois Senate vote record for SB-0759
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real property comprising a school, at a school-related activity, or
on or within 1,000 feet of a conveyance owned, leased, or contracted
That law was BS
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 10:12 AM (53z96)
Posted by: pete at January 17, 2013 10:12 AM (VIY20)
Posted by: Scrupulously impartial MBM at January 17, 2013 10:13 AM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (Rdesr)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (I9Y9q)
He did, however, vote to make sure babies surviving abortions died in closets.
Evil, he is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Mainah at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (659DL)
the extreme dislike i have for that person, if harnessed, could power the country for a billion yrs
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo
The two of us together could power the planet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (Gyp4x)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (Rdesr)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:17 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: jakeman at January 17, 2013 10:18 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bruce
Good point. Completely fucking retarded and totalitarian douchebaggery are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (BrQrN)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (csi6Y)
Can't wait to see the Republican ads on this . . . .
No, really: I can't wait.
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (imtbm)
he is a fucking retard trojan horse zealot...
If only we had networks willing to point out these facts?
Chicago has more school shootings than the average US town, it has a higher mortality rate for firearms homicides than most, it has bans and tight regs on ownership of any kind, his "communitay organizing" was sold as the reason why he was qualified with such a thin resume.
Well Chicago ain't too organized on a lot of issues, and the ban obviously does not work.
He wants seizure and I am not giving it.
This ain't England, Oz, or Canada and the 2d amendment ain't a speed bump.
SCOAMF and libs you don't like the 2d amendment Amend it away stop nibbling at the fucking apple.
Elmer Fudd and "sensible gun owners" if you fuck me on this I assure you I will work with Peta and the Sierra club to finish off hunting whole with a false flag op.
Once hunting is banned so will your 5 shot gun be.
I will keep my "evil rifle" and my SASS guns legal or no and you won't hunt.
Time to draw the damned line.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:21 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (UOM4
^This x 1000. He's not just wrong, he is evil.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:21 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:22 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 17, 2013 10:22 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at January 17, 2013 10:23 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:23 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2013 10:23 AM (Di7HK)
If you would just stop posting I might stop cheering at the screen.
Also I read some of the comments under the NRA story. There is really no excuse for these people to vote. There are people in our society too stupid to decide there own fates.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (41VCE)
President Rick Fuckin' Perry has a nice ring to it. (And I still have my bumper sticker.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (DrWcr)
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Yes, it was Bush's fault and he wasn't even president yet.
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 10:25 AM (LEiGw)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 10:25 AM (/eBe8)
I think I will amend that president Rick Motherfuckin Perry thanks.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (41VCE)
If it ain't about him, he just doesn't give a flying fuck.
And you wonder why Chicago and other big cities are suck a fucking mess... it's because of the liberal/socialist groupthink that the JEF has about the real issues.
P.R.E.S.E.N.T.
Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (Jls4P)
absolutely it was.....
but "if even one life is saved"
He voted 'present" on several gun issues.
He knew he'd NEVER get elected if he had a hard paper trail.
The one thing he took as his cause celebre was letting babies die outside the womb in broom closets....
he is 100% solid on that.
What does it say about us as a culture, that this asshole who hid from ANYTHING he thought would split the donk caucus decided that Baby Murder was "tres okay" but he was leery of guns?
I hate this man, I hate him totally and completely.
I would not have him harmed because he'd be martyred and we'd have an empowered Biden literally able to rewrite EVERYTHING because "Bammy wanted this" but I will spend my life trying to destroy everything Obama loves as policy.
It is my life's mission, and if Alex The Chick's cow-orker wants to say "we have to get along" and they suddenly have a newfound total deference to government these last 5 fucking years I could give three shits.
The marxists of the 20s have been hating our nation's government when they lack the ball for at least 80 years....
Fire for Fire, mark for mark.
This is not one nation and they are not my countrymen.
That ship has sailed.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (LRFds)
Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (YmPwQ)
he is a fucking retard trojan horse zealot...
If only we had networks willing to point out these facts?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:21 AM (LRFds)
And there's the rub. The Networks deny equal access to our point of view. As their system has evolved into the only way to communicate with the American People, their monopoly of it becomes a defacto denial of Freedom of Speech rights to Conservatives.
For years i've been saying the Republicans need to play hardball with the networks on this. Sue them. Revoke their Licenses. Put the scare into them and keep it there. But what do we do? We prance around like pansies and say "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
It is long past time we declared nuclear war on the Media people. They are the most vicious threat to our security and happiness, and until we have a plan to stab them in the heart, we are going to keep getting routed.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (Di7HK)
Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (4eNxd)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (Sptt8)
Was "aggravated battery with a firearm" not already illegal? Why is it worse to shoot me in my home when there's a school bus three blocks away than in the middle of the night? Seems pretty bad either way.
We're having some really great gun talks in my office today. I need to get one of these guys to take me shooting.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (YmPwQ)
I can live with that
Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (YmPwQ)
I can live with that!
Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (DrWcr)
And do we really want Weepy to be President?
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (71LDo)
Where?! Where?!
Posted by: al gore's chakra at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (ORGYc)
You get over being called a Damn Yankee soon enough.
Posted by: sTevo at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr)
Offer them some of your yummy baked goodies in exchanged for a trip to the range. I'd start with your sugar cream pie.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (YmPwQ)
Why not. Could he be any worse than first dipshit? Seriously?
Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (OlN4e)
He's sick.
Also, if I had a blog, a new post would be up there.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (/eBe8)
You get over being called a Damn Yankee soon enough.
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You usually get over it, when you start saying it yourself. My new neighbors are from NY and NJ and they are real close. Maybe next year.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:31 AM (VtjlW)
Who is trying to move them anymore?
I am preparing to move if it comes to that.
It is a bill of rights not a bill of permissions.
He wants a new law get it through Congress, he wants to ban private ownership of manpac sub explosive arms amend the Constitution,
They pass ANYTHING they want at the state level that meets Heller scrutiny have at thee.
President Gutsy call ain't king and I ain't silently playing the fixed game anymore.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
http://www.greatseal.com/committees/firstcomm/reverse.html
Shit Jefferson DID say.
I am done with these assholes.
I will be as peaceful as i can but I will not follow unjust ill gotten "law" and I will not let them try to legislate me to slavery.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:31 AM (LRFds)
Chorus: "That's why."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:31 AM (VtjlW)
It's not from an expatriated Nigerian prince, is it?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (DrWcr)
You should email them back asking that they wire you some money first, "to verify that the account is real."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (/eBe8)
RWC
Thanks for the link on the other thread for the NRA membership sign up with Bass Pro Shop gift card.
Just signed Mrs VIA up as a member for Valentines Day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (jlngc)
Oh. Oh my. Someone just emailed me bank wiring instructions. It's in Comic Sans.
Send Monopoly money.
Posted by: Dark Matter at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (CIjnK)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (UOM4
Damn nice ring to it.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (DGIjM)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2013 10:33 AM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (DrWcr)
Swear by the insanity of cthulhu, that was my first thought.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq) that guy was likely Howard Hill. The only guy to do it as far as I know.
Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (OlN4e)
google scambaiting, really really funny shit.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (Rdesr)
There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (FuDF6)
Posted by: The Planks at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (CIjnK)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (XvrTA)
PurpAv, doing the job the MFM won't do.
Nor any Pubbie in Washington either, from the looks of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: sTevo at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (Di7HK)
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Somebody was commenting here the other day that these idiotic magazine bans will shift the focus of gun owners from "capacity" to "power" with the result being a rise in the popularity of things like the Taurus "Judge" and S/W "Governor" revolvers, as well as erstwhile hand cannons like the S/W Model 29 and revolvers in general.
Looks like there may be something to that. I tried to buy some speed loaders for my little Colt Cobra .38 and they are back-ordered everywhere.
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (RSqz2)
Keep the correspondence going, and then post it on a slow day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:37 AM (GsoHv)
Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 10:37 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: G. at January 17, 2013 10:37 AM (tJR11)
I'm originally from Virginia (the real one, not the one north of the Rappahannock), so I'll get back in the swing of things quickly. Been looking at moving to SC or Texas at some point anyways. May end up being sooner than later.
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (LEiGw)
-Your Betters in the MFM and every fucking Douchenugget liberal in the country
Posted by: DangerGirl at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (trh5+)
I think it's past that.
The reason I am finally resigned to "divorce" is the donks will flood us with legal "immigrants we need" to try to timebomb us away in the space we need to use their methodology to take the culture back.
They are not playing "politics" they are playing war, their goal is not a healthy America as the founders rendered it is the destruction of that America through quasi-legal means.
I won't start the divorce, but I will take part in it once going and I am going to start openly advocating it when i get to Texas or Louisiana and start lobbying the right there to make the state being prepared a priority.
The left does not want to perfect us folks, they want to end us.
They will be nice and try to breed us under and tip the balance if we quietly die off so long as they get to brainwash our kids and grandkids into shitting on us like they demand we do to the men and women of the South today and to my shame I took part in that activity to a degree as a history scholar to a degree.
The South purged its "sin" in blood....and shed my own forebears to shed the nation's in my eyes.
You and I will be the new "evil southern racist slaveowners who don't mean nothing" in 50 years.
I'm done, they hate me I hate them.
It's okay to hate them.
They will let me go peacefully when enough people agree with me or they will not but in the end they WILL let me go or I will die trying.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (X6akg)
Well that's pretty forward, but will definitely get a response.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (da5Wo)
Sounds like something Harley Quinn would use to impress Mistah J.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)
How will the Democrat candidate for president in 2016 fare with the same people? Will they accept Hillary's many faults and failures?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:40 AM (GsoHv)
I just watched a TV show where a guy dropped an African elephant with a bow and arrow
Heh. I think you could drop a moose with a air-pump bb gun, if it's straight to the back of the skull and inbetween the vertibrae. Shot placement is everything.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:40 AM (TULs6)
There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (FuDF6)
There is plenty of evidence to demonstrate that he is.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (bb5+k)
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Sure won't go far these days with regards to guns or ammo unless you're buying .22 rimfire.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (da5Wo)
Ya know, as soon as I hit the 'post' button, I knew.....I knew.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (41VCE)
They're fun, but .45LC ammo is expensive.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2013 10:42 AM (pqkoL)
That is precisely what happened after the Clinton 10+ mag ban. 10mm, S/W .40 went mainstream and .45 rebounded.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:42 AM (CIjnK)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (da5Wo)
Yeah, but I'll bet he didn't look fabulous!
Posted by: Legolas at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (BrQrN)
Sure won't go far these days with regards to guns or ammo unless you're buying .22 rimfire.
In light of all this gun-banning talk I kind of want to buy a crossbow.
Or maybe a compound longbow.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (TULs6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (UOM48)
Was he? Or did he "deem" himself there & just phone it in?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (GFM2b)
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He has been sitting around making 410 cut shells while waiting on the rain to stop
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: beach thursday at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (TULs6)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (GFM2b)
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Help, I am an NBA owner in Ohio. My state's greatest player is currently trapped in Florida and will not leave unless he is given millions of dollars via bank account transfer.
I do not have a bank account and need your information in order to make the deposit and wire it to Mr. James, ensuring that he returns to the Cleveland / Akron area.
Posted by: Dan Gilbert at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (e0xKF)
I'm sort of tempted by 10mm. I've never fired one, but damn, the ballistics are impressive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (GsoHv)
There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.
We have been set up, plain and simple. In a sane world where everything wasn't backwards, this idiot wouldn't have been elected as a dogcatcher.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)
It may be a bit awkard (who am I kidding a lot awkward) but you could have a revolver with two cylinders that open in the opposite direction. One hanging on the outside when the other is engaged.
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (RDP+N)
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (TULs6)
One that doesn't show up on airport x-ray machines, and costs more than you make in a month.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (GFM2b)
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I still think a good rimfire rifle is good to have. I cannot imagine them ever outlawing the ruger 10/22.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (41VCE)
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A friend of mine has one. "Hand cannon" is an accurate description. I wouldn't want to be on the recieving end of one.
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (RSqz2)
He's not a tool. He's a tool box.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:40 AM (TULs6)
Howard hill put an arrow straight through an elephant's heart. Used a long bow he made himself. It drew 125 pounds. Ever string a long bow? I've lifted weights for years and years and I cannot string a 100 pound long bow. Howard was something like 6 feet 5 inches and strong as hell. He could shoot an asprin out of the air at 20 feet with a bow. Incredible.
Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (OlN4e)
Picture the TSA doing security at your kid's school. You think it's bad
now having them squeeze your wife's tits and grabbing your sack every
time you want to get on a plane? Think about that and your kid going
through it everyday.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (x59Gv)
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Him getting elected to the US Senate from Illinois is believable considering that the local machine was able to fuck Dan Ryan and anyone else standing in his path.
This jugeared fuckstick making it all the way to the White House through the same tactics should not have been possible.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (e0xKF)
Interesting.
Husband said last night he doesn't know a single doc (our friends included) who will ask about guns in the home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (UOM48)
This is exactly how he has been able to fly under the radar, hide who he was/is for decades, and in the plan by Soros, et al., rise him to the top ticket.
Pure, unadulterated evil.
Posted by: beach thursday at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (jvd3N)
Chorus: "That's why."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™
Maybe the trouble is, they need to rename the gun manufacturers. The real names are just to hard sounding. Glock would become Fluffy Bunny. AK-47 (the most dangerous gun in the world!!!) would become Pooh Bear. Bushmaster could become the Vagina Dominator.
I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that?
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (Rdesr)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (CIjnK)
He neglected to inform his wife he was doing this and she found out when she came in today. There is now a big fight going on about what to get and how what he wanted to get wouldn't work and why didn't he tell her and yup.
I think I might *koff* get the flu at lunch *koff*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Entropy
Finally got everything settled toenrollLittle Miss Lurking Canuck's in the Canadian Firearm's Safety Course.
Once she's all settled and comfortable at the range with some pretty pink weaponry, she'll be looking into the longbow scene (thank you Catniss Everdeen).
But since I want her to understand both sides of the debate, she will also be using crossbows.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (BrQrN)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Wait, who's the Moron who's wife has the excellent equipment and dressed up as Harley Quinn?
Was that you, EC?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:48 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (x59Gv)
Van Helsing had a wooden one.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (GFM2b)
Hell, even I'd want one of those!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (sbV1u)
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Where do you live, Jane?
In my state, the few docs likely to pull this shit are ones who live in urban New Orleans, which is hard-left. Even then, the chances are low because a good chunk of their patients still probably come from the deep-red suburbs like Jefferson Parish.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:50 AM (e0xKF)
Was that you, EC?
Ummm...
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:50 AM (GQ8sn)
In as much as the MFM has shown themselves to be the most dangerous group in the US on enactment of this law it will be a felony punishable by no less than 10 years imprisonment and no more than 75 years imprisonment for anyone occupied as a member of the media or for any newsstand, newspaper vendor, or machine to be located on the real property comprising a school, within 1,000 feet of the real property comprising a school, at a school-related activity, or on or within 1,000 feet of a conveyance owned, leased, or contracted by a school or school district to transport students to or from school or a school-related activity.
Furthermore are members of the media hall be check every 5 years for indications of pederasty or lying. There shall be a 5 day waiting period for all news articles which shall be checked for accuracy. All members of the media shall be licensed and license can be revoked if indications of an untrue news item are noted.
No newspaper shall have more than 10 news items and no news show shall last longer than 10 minutes. Each newspaper and news show will require a separate manual action to move from one item to the next.
And finally, it shall be a capital felony to be a member of the Democrat Party or to vote for such member.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 10:50 AM (53z96)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (GQ8sn)
"A holy warrior-cum-smuggler dubbed "The Uncatchable" by French intelligence"
Is EoJ writing for Reuters now?
http://tinyurl.com/ax5srwd
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (81UWZ)
I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that?
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"We call that one 'the Fecalator'... one look at it and the target shits themself."
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (da5Wo)
Van Helsing had a wooden one.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (GFM2b)
The Cho-ko-nu was a repeating crossbow in medieval China that may or may not have actually existed.
Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (LEiGw)
what faults and failures?
Hillary has electrolytes!
The media will cover for her just as hard as Choom....this ain't about giggles they used him because he is black and they wanted to be able to throw the R card to test the waters of how far they could take this.
Whether it is concious or not on the reporters part the editorial staff at these networks are either engaged in a genuine conspiracy or the field is so rotten there is NO healthy apples in the barrel to draw from.
Start holding their corporate masters accountable, start agitating their CEOs,
Own stock in the parent company?
Why not?
You own a share you get to go to a meeting and voice your opinion.
"You know there is roughly 45% of the American people who lean right, why doesn't our news division cater to them or at least moderate to attract some of Fox's audience.....?
over an over and over....
but that ain't the answer and we ain't got the time to use the driop, drip, drip strategy......
A split done amicably is the only way this is gonna end with everyone satisfied on "liberty" and "economics."
I did not support, nor did I sign the secession petitions because it is ill organized has no chance of working and I am too vulnerable in my current life to it.
We on the right need to decide at what point do we make up all our own minds on the matter, and if needed mainstream the notion that the two visions of "rights" and "sensible precautions" are so far apart they are not reconcilable?
I have been blessed enough to live in several states in this fine nation, I love people in all of them that I have lived I love some groupings more than others.
I can honestly and sincerely say that Maryland is most decidedly not Texas, and Region A using hysteria and EOs to subjugate Region B's ideas on what is "proper" about the bill of rights at the Federal level is immoral.
Gun ownership is not "slavery" it is about their attempt to destroy my rights for their comfort.
Were I to try to control their 1st amendment rights to spout marxian bullshit for my comfort it would be called "unAmerican."
While *I* in the real world do agree it is also unAmerican to try to ninja EO away gun liberty.
I would back the right of Governor KooMo up in NY to be a jackwagon and regulate ammo capacity there, and sadly I think SCotUS will uphold that overreach.
I would back Texas also being able if inclined to allow weapons prohibited by the 1968 law and 34 law.
It should not be the federal government's province to continually attempt to micromanage issues best left tot he states.
We are witnessing the reduction of the states and to a degree even municipal governments into "trustes" not governing bodies with any real power.
I want a republic, and if the left will not halt and eventually retreat I may have to build one.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (LRFds)
Yup, I remember. Wasn't the original problem with the 10mm that the pistols were just too big?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (GsoHv)
The amount of kick it looks like these things pack It seems like it might be only marginally safer on on the shipping end. But It would do some insane damage at close range.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (41VCE)
I'd check more often than that. Annual psych exam. Any indication of anything in the DSM-IV or V yanks your journalism license.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)
Husband said last night he doesn't know a single doc (our friends included) who will ask about guns in the home.
The question is irrelevant anyway.
If I were unlazy, I'd make that interwebz site with a live camera on a gun, so the whole world would be there to see it sprout legs, jump up and go looking for a victim.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (yiIja)
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"I know you think I'm just another dumb blonde, Bats, but the joke's on you... I'm really a brunette!"
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (e0xKF)
Anyway, I see you all left me hanging on the last thread. I suggest SCOAMF Industries for our company name. And if you have to ask, then you're not our target market.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 10:53 AM (zF6Iw)
Wasn't that covered in an episode of "Weaponmasters"? And it also made a brief appearance in "Red Cliff", so it has to be real.
Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (HjPtV)
I HATE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - PISS BE UPON HIM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (wbmaj)
no news show shall last longer than 10 minutes. Each newspaper and news
show will require a separate manual action to move from one item to the
next.
And finally, it shall be a capital felony to be a member of the Democrat Party or to vote for such member.
Posted by: Vic
And I want at least 4 pages of comics in the Sunday paper. Funny ones too.
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (Rdesr)
Maybe the trouble is, they need to rename the gun manufacturers. The real names are just to hard sounding. Glock would become Fluffy Bunny. AK-47 (the most dangerous gun in the world!!!) would become Pooh Bear. Bushmaster could become the Vagina Dominator.
And somebody needs to make a gun with a crank firing mechanism that plays pop goes the weasel while you turn it. The whole thing should be made out of dayglo orange plastic with tactical balloon attachments.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (TULs6)
Yea, they were originally 1911'ish frames and pretty big/heavy. There days the FBI back off a bit and is into the Glock 22/23
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (CIjnK)
That is a great idea! Any way to run the feed through a proxy so the owner can't be identified easily?
I have a webcam that I never use.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (TULs6)
world!!!) would become Pooh Bear. Bushmaster could become the Vagina
Dominator.
"Dominator" is still kinda mean.
Vagina Snuggle-up, maybe.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (x59Gv)
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The decision to go to 10mm was made in haste. Shortly afterwards the Bureau "backed off" to the .40 because there were to many complaints of the 10mm being "too hot to handle" in the field.
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (RSqz2)
Posted by: SCOTUS at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (U6smz)
Crank Jim Moran says that it is "older white guys" who are standing in the way of reasonable gun control. I beg to differ--I would say younger black guys are the real problem.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (wbmaj)
I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that?
Well, I don't call my rifle that. But I do call my "gun" that. IYKWIM.
Now, to just get the ladies to believe it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (XkWWK)
I remember seeing it.
It was a really tiny crossbow that shot a very puny looking bolt. Not large or powerful enough to pierce leather armour, but the point was to have about 50 to 100 guys all armed with them to literally rain down a solid wall of bolts to disorient and slow down a column of infantry or cavalry.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (Rdesr)
yeah and none of this 'Family Circle' bullshit-- I want Wizard Of Id and Beetle Bailey
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (8sCoq)
RWC
Thanks for the link on the other thread for the NRA membership sign up with Bass Pro Shop gift card.
Just signed Mrs VIA up as a member for Valentines Day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (jlngc)
Can I get that link too please
Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (pwTow)
I would have loved to watch the women affirmative action hires fire it to qualify.
And....it doesn't really matter what round they fire if they are good shots. That was one of the problems in the FBI massacre, IIRC.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (GsoHv)
Yup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:58 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:59 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Red Shirt at January 17, 2013 10:59 AM (FIDMq)
That is a great idea! Any way to run the feed through a proxy so the owner can't be identified easily?
I'd imagine so, since no one in Anonymous ever manages to get caught.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:00 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (XkWWK)
There. That's better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:00 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (41VCE)
Team. Daryl.
I was poking around in Scrivener last night trying to outline my Walking Dead fanfic opus. The working title is Daryl Shoots Rick In His Stupid Fucking Face And What The Fuck It's The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn't You Watch Your Child Lori You Idiotic Twat?
I think there's going to be ponies in it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:00 AM (VtjlW)
Still waiting on mine. I think there is a major backlog. Took them like 3 or 4 days to process my online order.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (41VCE)
also overpenetration and reliability issues.
The .40 is a better round IMHO for human retirement counseling....
you want ideally the argument to enter to about 1/2 to 3/4th the body length and apply full kinetic weight of the argument to as much swayable tissue as possible.
The .45APC and .45LC are IMHO the best examples not involving "new pistol ammo engineering" tech.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (41VCE)
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Friend is planning on having his ported- I'm curious to see what effect that will have with the .410 rounds.
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (RSqz2)
literally rain down a solid wall of bolts to disorient and slow down a
column of infantry or cavalry."
They were cheap and easy to make - peasant armament. The bolts tips were dipped in poison.to make up for the low velocity of the projectile.
Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (HjPtV)
quite a lot of gunplay- and the bad guy is 'Solozzo' from The Godfather
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (Rdesr)
And, I want a Jumble word scramble that always results in Obama is a Jug Eared F**k
Posted by: beach thursday at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (LpQbZ)
"The Cho-ko-nu was a repeating crossbow in medieval China that may or may not have actually existed."
Repeating in the same way a single-action revolver is repeating if you fan the hammer.
I want full auto crossbowage. I want 3-bolt burst capability.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (TULs6)
I was poking around in Scrivener last night trying to outline my Walking Dead fanfic opus. The working title is Daryl Shoots Rick In His Stupid Fucking Face And What The Fuck It's The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn't You Watch Your Child Lori You Idiotic Twat?
I think there's going to be ponies in it.
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I love you, I really honestly do. But not as much as Daryl.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (41VCE)
yeah and none of this 'Family Circle' bullshit-- I want Wizard Of Id and Beetle Bailey
I want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (yiIja)
trying to put my thoughts out to reason things....
No this one is done their mission is to detroy my way of life totally.
There are no "good democrats" in this matter you vote D you work for Soros whether you know it or not.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (LRFds)
I want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (yiIja)
This times a trillion.
Here's the link to the Calvin and Hobbes archive.
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (VtjlW)
And Brenda Starr...
Oh crap, is this thing on?
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (Rdesr)
Yup decent enough flick....
I remember the morality play in it feeling overpushed, BUT notice the guy was trying to get work done productively by people he may have disagreed with on unioning up but was fair in his dealings.
Couldn't be made today.
Classic Elmore Leonard story.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (Rdesr)
Which was worse, Brenda Starr or Mary Worth?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
Sorry, your imperial majesty-ness, but the rule of law must apply equally to all.
On the other hand, you didn't actually affect anyone else's posts, so it's not a barrel offense in the first place.
But you do still have to pay your fine.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:06 AM (/eBe8)
Team. Daryl.
I was poking around in Scrivener last night trying to outline my
Walking Dead fanfic opus. The working title is Daryl Shoots Rick In
His Stupid Fucking Face And What The Fuck It's The Zombie Apocalypse
Shouldn't You Watch Your Child Lori You Idiotic Twat?
I think there's going to be ponies in it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:00 A
You may be on to something with this plot.
Remember 50 shades of Grey started out as Twilight Fan Fiction. In addition to ponies work some S M erotica into it and you will have a best seller.
Posted by: Long Island at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (hl8SI)
"Dominator" is still kinda mean.
Vagina Snuggle-up, maybe.
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I think that's what they call the revolver that Mickey Rourke used in Angel Heart.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Insomniac
Or Prince Valiant? 3 large panels, and nothing ever happened.
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (Rdesr)
I want full auto crossbowage. I want 3-bolt burst capability.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (TULs6)
Maybe a crossbow that was motorized with a weed-whacker engine, to draw the string, and bolts gravity-feed from a box magazine on top? Might be possible to build it.
"Alright, asshole. Hold it right there until I get my crossbow started."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2013 11:08 AM (673KB)
Unless someone rats on them, which is why their core got broken this past year...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 11:08 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo
The two of us together could power the planet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (UOM4
Hide posts from (UOM4
If we three met for drinks it would tear a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 17, 2013 11:09 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:09 AM (Gyp4x)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
"Cathy"
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (UOM4
I know I'm late to the party, but add my hatred to the mix and we could easily achieve interplanetary faster-than-light travel based solely on the glowing heat of our combined loathing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (pwTow)
You ever see the Kolchak episode The Devil's Platform? Completely obscure local pol from Illinois has meteoric rise as all opponents somehow disappear or die. Turns out he's sold his soul to the devil in order to win the governorship of Illinois as a step to the presidency.
Karl Kolchak, where are you when your country needs you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (Rdesr)
I call it a 21 key xylophone.
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (m2CN7)
The Lionel Hampton?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (9Bj8R)
Yup and I pray it is peaceful and amicable.
I like the moonbats well enough I suppose as fellow English speakers to protect them if invaded, I may engage in commerce for what materials their overlords will allow me to buy or mine.
I do not want to do business with them, I do not wnat to be subservient to them, and I will not tolerate them dismantling the Constitution with EOs and overreach and executive/regulatory fiat.
I want a new system, and if memory serves in 2005 they did too.
Put up or shut up Democrats let's hit the American 'reset" button.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:11 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 11:11 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (zF6Iw)
That was the episode with Tom Skerrit. For real; IMDB it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:11 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:12 AM (41VCE)
easily achieve interplanetary faster-than-light travel based solely on
the glowing heat of our combined loathing.
Okay, I must have missed the original comment, so I'm feeling jealous. Who are we talking about? I want to hate them, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:12 AM (/eBe8)
Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:12 AM (/eBe
TFG, but of course! :-D
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: cajun carrot at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (UZQM8)
Karl Kolchak, where are you when your country needs you?
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Nope, the only Kolchak I've seen is the new series from the past few years, though my dad's got Night Stalker and the other movie on DVD.
I'm thinking more of the Outer Limits episode The Hundred Days Of The Dragon, in which a president-elect is killed in his sleep and replaced with a duplicate who is the agent of a foreign power. I'm not thinking of this with regards to JEF, though, but rather Boehner.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (e0xKF)
I would intervene solely to keep potential adversaries off my doorstep.
After which, they would become a buffer zone puppet state. In perpetuity.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:14 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:14 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (jlngc)
Kolchak: The Night Stalker was remade?! Jeez, I did not know that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (4df7R)
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I don't know offhand but it sounds like someone I'd need to look up if my wife doesn't check the search history.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (e0xKF)
Cant we let them be taken and forced into slave labor camps by the North Koreans?????
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (41VCE)
The media doesn't give a flying fuck about his past, so this item, like so many others, will get no traction.
Posted by: boniface ballers at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (l3RZ9)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (UU0OF)
Oh!
Well, we've already gotten into quantum-mechanical effects, so I'll just point out that if my hate were added to y'all's (yes, it's a word, d*mn it), then we'd be able to recreate the Big Bang. Twice.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (/eBe8)
The libtards are wringing their hands and name-calling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (HjPtV)
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It was on ABC or CBS around 5-10 years ago and ended up on hiatus before the halfway point of the season.
That's not even counting 9+ seasons of The X-Files, which is effectively Chris Carter's homage to Kolchak.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (wbmaj)
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Oh, yeah, Moran's one to talk. With his family history of domestic abuse, someone needs to propose fist control for older (and younger) white guys. I was so happy to move out of Moran's district, but now I'm stuck with Gerry Connelly, who looks like he lurks around playgrounds in his spare time.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (qtKqj)
I want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (yiIja)
I want "Krazy Kat and Ignatz." Loved it when he threw a brick at her head and she said "little angel" adoringly."
The Fem-narzees must've went nuts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (/eBe
This would actually be a good idea. we could just whip up a whole new universe and start from scratch.
Rule #1 of Horde 'verse: COMMIES NOT ALLOWED.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (4df7R)
The preservation of liberty depends upon the intellectual and moral
character of the people. As long as knowledge and virtue are diffused
generally among the body of a nation it is impossible they should be
enslaved.
My conclusion? We are well and truly screwed and I'll see y'all in the camps.
LIB
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:19 AM (A5uiv)
Pine County Sheriff Responds to Second Amendment Freedoms with open letter.
Snip<< I do not believe the Federal Government or any individual in the Federal
Government has the right to dictate to the states, counties or
municipalities any mandate, regulation or administrative rule that
violates the United States Constitution or it various amendments. I
would view any such mandate, regulation or administrative rule illegal
and refuse to carry it out. >>
http://tinyurl.com/afgcov7
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2013 11:19 AM (81UWZ)
Don't know any Charles Bronson stories. Except that his family was so poor that he had to wear girls' clothes until he was four. And that he was a Harley man, his ride of choicethe Sportster (which is my ride, as well).
And I'm pretty sure that was a Sporty that Christina Applegate was straddling on the ONT. Bunk x10. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:19 AM (zF6Iw)
The Albino Ape is what I call him. He's an insult to Davids and Gregorys everywhere.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (A5uiv)
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dewCover it with choc'late and a miracle or twoThe Candy Man, oh the Candy Man canThe Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sighSoak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pieThe Candy Man, the Candy Man canThe Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
And so on.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (vtiE6)
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Rule #1, no commies.
Rule #2, no mistreatment of the window-licking retards... while anybody is watching.
Rule #3, no commies.
Rule #4, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule #5, no commies.
There is no rule 6.
Rule #7, no commies.
Posted by: Professor Bruce, Chair of the Philosophy Department, University of Walamaloo at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (e0xKF)
Correct when convinced they were in the descent forever they wanted to kick us out.
I laughed and mocked them because like a warm blanket I took great comfort in Reagan's words.
I love Reagan, he was a surrogate grandfather to me, but Reagan was not in charge of "one nation" either and there were FAR MORE demcorats that REALLY did love America then.
The thing is at the end of the day the democrats KNOW they do not like me, they know they want to destroy me, and they were willing to kick me out to hear them tell it.
Fine, fine message recieved 'kick me out" or "let me leave" but you are not destroying the founding and subjugating me.
You've done a great piece of craft leftists with EPA and EOs of slowly boiling the pot.
Fry yourselves, let us go.
I have shale to extract, natural Gas to sell, woods to harvest and replant, and oil to drill for.
I have work to do for men of means and capital to generate capital and make my way.
You go on ahead and be liberal gay munitions workers who want a sex change but can't have one studies....
I want the collective, interlocking self-interest of all able bodied people to grow my nation.
Go to hell left.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:21 AM (LRFds)
I'll settle for balkanization and turning areas into go-no go zones instead.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Oh, it is. I wasn't using the plural, but the possessive form. (his, hers, its, theirs, y'all's)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (/eBe8)
So was SCOAMF insincere back then?
And Steve Hayes from the Weekly Standard asked what the heck was the NRA doing (in reference to the video on school security).
And these idiots are in the News business and they still don't get it.
We're under attack.
But I guess they don't want to be.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (aZ6ew)
Rule #2, no mistreatment of the window-licking retards... while anybody is watching.
Rule #3, no commies.
Rule #4, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule #5, no commies.
There is no rule 6.
Rule #7, no commies.
Posted by: Professor Bruce, Chair of the Philosophy Department, University of Walamaloo at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (e0xKF)
easily one of my FAVORITE Python skits, ever.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (wbmaj)
We'll be extremely fortunate to have that as an option.
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (A5uiv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (4df7R)
She wasn't that bad, just naughty.
http://tinyurl.com/b6esvg9
Posted by: RWC at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (q723p)
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (A5uiv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (wbmaj)
I used to think there were good democrats, but that was before all of them boarded the Obamacare clown car. Now they are all just donks.
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)
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I like that one and get a lot of use out of it lately, but I'm partial to a few other ones like How Not To Be Seen, the Hungarian Phrasebook, and the Python Brothers.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (e0xKF)
I just joined. I think I might buy a hat as well, maybe someone will strike up a conversation with me
Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (pwTow)
Posted by: RWC at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (fWAjv)
LOL!
Seriously though, some of Mary Worth's actual storylines were just too ridiculous to be believed. They made real soap operas embarrassed.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)
President "Gutsy drone" would be naked, covered in peanut butter and argula, jerking off with one hand hitting the red button on the controller in the other in the Oval Office.
He is NOT a "sincere, nice, misguided man" he is a hypocritical evil asshole motherfucker.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:25 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (jm/9g)
I like Ace's term, 'transnational progressives'. 'Trannies' for short.
I denounce myself again.
Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 11:25 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (q723p)
Depends. Know any Algerians? If so, kick them.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:25 AM (4df7R)
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I'm trying not to look too close at that story because I don't see it ending well.
The reports that anywhere between 6 and 35 of the hostages died in a rescue attempt just reinforces my position.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (e0xKF)
Fox doesn't even know what was found here I'd wager....
bilious asshole mutant fucking Ivy League and elitists assholes who are ashamed they have "regressed' to be of a similar mind at ALL to us.
I've followed George Will since I learned to read at 3ish to 5 and I have had about enough of his ass too.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (erlzv)
And somewhere in MOMA, a new art installation was born.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)
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OUCH!
Dammit, they said ALGERIANS, not ALBANIANS!
Posted by: Jim Belushi at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (e0xKF)
President "Gutsy drone" ...
I'm not sure I ever suggested otherwise. Did I miss something?
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (A5uiv)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:28 AM (/eBe8)
"I think that's what they call the revolver that Mickey Rourke used in Angel Heart."
That was the movie that taught me to pay attention in the beginning so that wouldn't be so fucking confused at the end.
Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 11:28 AM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (LRFds)
I hope you were wearing slacks and not dungarees when you typed that, son.
Posted by: George Will at January 17, 2013 11:28 AM (q723p)
If all the hostage takers were killed, its still an OK ending. That sends the message that taking hostages in Algeria is not a value add.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 11:29 AM (CIjnK)
And somewhere in MOMA, a new art installation was born.
And a gaggle of Disney's Imagineers are working on a new wing of the Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:29 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2013 11:29 AM (BAS5M)
Heh. I bet if TX and Co. did secede and declare the new Nation to be Jesusland they'd just let them go, no fight at all.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:30 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 11:30 AM (e8kgV)
Ugh. Like the Ben-Hur remake being batted around, the new series sucked Obama dick. Watch Darren McGavin and Simon Oakland and accept no substitutes.
BTW, to any Chicago morons - Kolchak is from 1974. In one episode, they show KK walking from a parking lot to his office, and as he does, the camera pans down from the window reading "INS" and catches a glimpse of a sign advertising the Pinch Penny Pub. Does anybody know where that is / was?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)
And somewhere in MOMA, a new art installation was born.
And a gaggle of Disney's Imagineers are working on a new wing of the Hall of Presidents.
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They need to add a song and dance routine.
"We are the mediocre presidents
You won't find our names on dollars or on cents
There's Taylor there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes
There's William Henry Harrison
'I died in 30 days!'"
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Jim Belushi at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (e0xKF)
Well shoot. Now someone's going to have to go kick a few Armenians to even up the score!
Speaking of which, where's Cher right now?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)
no...just thinking on your post...
we need to get an organized article V movement going....
force him to either back off, agree, go nuts and get shrill, or find out we're screwed because people value Free Shit and Ponzi Scheme more than liberty.
Sorry I'm gonna take a nap I have a sinus headache like an icepick in my left temple and eye socket.
Keep up the good fight gang, and seriously ponder if you can see ANY path to this being one nation respecting the rights of the minority.
We laughed at Princess Thistle during the Walker Recall but that bitch ain't swayable.
I know that it is getting harder, and harder for me not to want the next GOP President assuming we are ever allowed to have one EO my wishlist and i know morally that is just as wrong as SCOAMF.
I don't want an Imperial States of America whether it favors my list or theirs I want a limited role Republic.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (LRFds)
Word.
Posted by: Louis Cyphre at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)
Word.
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Are we sure that the president isn't really Johnny Favorite?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:32 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (rLMKB)
Damn, sven - just got over one of them myself. Good luck and rest up.
Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (A5uiv)
My neighbor is Albanian or Kosovar or something. His "wife" just joined him from the old country. She's a charming young woman, if I get a moment alone with her, I will share only one word:
Latex.
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (jm/9g)
Ideally it'd be a band from Texas to Canada with a bill of rights, and essentially the Constitution whole except for addressing Nixon's regulatory mess that has snowballed and a HARD invokation of the Xth amendment.
I dunno but I do know that the left is real fond of all the rules I get to live by, I damn sure know there's supposed to be a list of rules the government adheres to.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)
So I've got time to have lunch, play a full game of "Monopoly," and invent cold fusion while I wait for her to be finished. That's what I'm hearing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (Q8Pu5)
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (rLMKB)
Posted by: Brandon in Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (e0xKF)
If a "rescue attempt" involves bombing/strafing runs on a gas pumping facility..YOU MIGHT BE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (yiIja)
*wince* As one who gets such things on a maddeningly frequent basis, you have my profoundest sympathy. Go lay down and put a cool washcloth over your eyes.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R)
CHICAGO (FOX 32 News) -
The Chicago Police Department has issued an alert in the
2nd District of Wentworth for several armed robberies that have occurred
during the month of January.
The offenders, described as six to seven African American females
with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the
Loop.
Upon arrival to their destinations on the South Side, one of the girl
chokes the driver with a rope or cord, while another threatens the cab
driver with a knife, demanding cash. Authorities say the group then
jumps out of the cab.
Ban ropes/cords and once again, knives.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (da5Wo)
You make it sound like using explosives around large holding tanks of highly flammable fuel is a BAD thing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM4
Time for another serious national conversation, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM4
Ban cabs!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)
The offenders, described as six to seven African American females
with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the
Loop.
How do they get a cab!?
They never stop for me!
Posted by: Danny Glover at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (SYxpd)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (wbmaj)
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (3ZtZW)
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How about we try an anesthetic gas pumped through the air conditioning system?
Posted by: Moscow SWAT team at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (e0xKF)
Was "aggravated battery with a firearm"
not already illegal? Why is it worse to shoot me in my home when there's
a school bus three blocks away than in the middle of the night? Seems
pretty bad either way.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr)
I agree with you in that a crime shouldn't automatically carry additional penalties via principle of locality. That carries the same stink of "hate crimes" to me.
However, this law was about charging minors as adults when their crimes were committed within the confines of a school function. Frankly, if this keeps more 15-17 year old gang-banging shitstains in prison longer then I'm all for it. It seems like a legitimate "make schools safer" initiative from my perspective.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (7xeJQ)
with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the
Loop.
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Ban groups of 6-7 light skinned AA females.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Moscow SWAT team at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (e0xKF)
Good idea! Nothing could possibly go wrong with that. They do it in the movies all the time! Let's test it on ... oh, let's try a movie theater.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)
My question is how the hell did they all fit in ONE cab?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)
You make it sound like using explosives around large holding tanks of highly flammable fuel is a BAD thing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)
Yeah, what the hell was I thinking? I mean, they're the professionals.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (Gyp4x)
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Wait, someone put up a "Pants Free Zone" sign around here?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (da5Wo)
Not just professionals: they're ALGERIAN SPECIAL FORCES. So you know they're wicked smart.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (Gyp4x)
Posted by: Pres'ent Obama at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (FcR7P)
That depends on the message you're trying to send. It sounds like the kind of response the Russians might give (i.e. act as if the hostages are already dead, and annihilate the perpetrators)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (CIjnK)
Spetsnaz would just go in and kill everyone, being sure they'd get the bad guys
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (8sCoq)
I thought it stood for Pinko
Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (7ObY1)
They keep referring to those 23 edicts that King Clusterfuck issued yesterday, as...."Executive Actions".
What's an "Executive Action"?
Is that the same as an Executive Order?
Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (fH4X9)
Not just professionals: they're ALGERIAN SPECIAL FORCES. So you know they're wicked smart.
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More like Very Special Forces.
I think these guys arrived in a short-bus C-130.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:43 AM (e0xKF)
Frankly, if this keeps more 15-17 year old gang-banging shitstains in prison longer then I'm all for it.
Translation: Fucknitpicky rule of the law, the point is the results.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 11:43 AM (TULs6)
Posted by: Media Watchdogs at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (Gyp4x)
Yeah and SCOAMF voted "present" b/c by golly there was a certain prevailing fact about the demographics of the likely impacted little darlings but remember he had NO IDEA Jerry Wright said such things.
Basically Obama proves the donks could have gotten Louis fairy khan elected if they had decided to use the same playbook I'd wager....
why not?
At least louis will tell me his beliefs instead of being allowed to hide behind outright lies unchallenged.
You think had a david Duke follower shrugged and said "i never heard any of that."
the media would not have been on him like stink on shit?
The democrats are not punished by LiV or F$A for openly being allowed to ally and run racists, economic nutballs, insane issue advocates because of the media.....and they use the schools to render LiV vulnerable to mealy mouthed platitudes and braying mantras.
I swear to God 20/20 may well be won by "4 legs good two legs baa-aaa-aaad'
it's that bad.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (LRFds)
What's an "Executive Action"?
Bowel movement.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (GFM2b)
a principled stand against the law on merits was "no" not PRESENT!
I disagree with the law of course, but "if it saves just one life" etc etc etc
horseshit Barry you're just now able to show us you're flexible enough to suck your own "big stick'
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (LRFds)
"proper" about the bill of rights at the Federal level is immoral.
Gun ownership is not "slavery" it is about their attempt to destroy my rights for their comfort.
--stolen for my new sig line --
The divorce is pending. The blue spouse is still out partying and sleeping around, trying out her "freedom" while spouting platitudes about " control issues" , "anger issues" and about "conflict being unhealthy", completely ignoring and avoiding the battle that MUST be fought over the split while pushing every one of red spouse buttons .
On behalf of us who are not among the gifted in the literacy department , Please keep ranting , Sven.
Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (EZl54)
A picture of the Algerian HRT Commander has been released...
http://tinyurl.com/bj4shjh
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 11:46 AM (SYxpd)
Posted by: Rule #2 at January 17, 2013 11:46 AM (CypDC)
Do that enough times and word eventually get around that taking Russian hostages serves no purpose other than to seal your fate.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (CIjnK)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R
I've posted this before, but if you get a lot of sinus headaches, ask your doctor about Astepro spray. Its a non steroidal antihistimane spray. I used to get sinus headaches quite often but not since I've been using this daily for a couple of years now.
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (EZl54)
A picture of the Algerian HRT Commander has been released...
http://tinyurl.com/bj4shjh
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (da5Wo)
Must be from the Plainclothes Division.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)
But . . . but, crime is down! Why do we need ever harsher measures to throw even more perps behind bars for longer stretches?
Posted by: Cant Figure Out Cause and Effect at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (BAS5M)
Where's the keffiyah?
Can't be a proper Muslim without a keffiyah!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (sbV1u)
Thanks I have a boomer so I'm gonna take a break.
I used my love of this country to survive a pretty toxic upbringing but if Barack Obama is "Captain America" I am not an "American" I guess.
Be safe.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (LRFds)
I swear to God, BCochran, if I follow that link and it turns out to be a picture of Helen Thomas...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (4df7R)
I'm going down to Orlando on business in a couple of weeks. Any good gun shops I should visit? I'm only used to the New England variety.
Check on the range near International Drive if that's where you'll be staying, to see if it's still open. After that, find a Shoot Straight store.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:49 AM (LRFds)
While not at home blowing the red spouse.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:49 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (m2CN7)
Thanks, polynikes! I may just do that. It's ridiculous how many sinus headaches I get, of varying degree, throughout the year. That's what I get for apparently being allergic to seasons.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (4df7R)
What's an "Executive Action"?
It this case it means that Biden told Obama what to do, and Obama told his cabinet to do it.
What, you didn't expect him to make a decision on his own, did you? That sort of thing requires weeks of preparation.
And by "preparation", I mean "golf vacations".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (SY2Kh)
Ban groups of 6-7 light skinned AA females.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)
My question is how the hell did they all fit in ONE cab?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)
Skinny ass bitches.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Invictus at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (OQpzc)
Then he should have voted "NAY" instead of "To much of a pussy to take a stand"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 11:51 AM (0q2P7)
And not one fucking word from the NAACP or the CBC! I am so sick and tired of these black racist organizations making excuses for these people. A white conservative friend asked me if I was embarrassed when blacks do stupid shit. I said "no" because I don't do dumb shit. I don't relate to the pathetic behaviors and stereotypes that are allowed to exist in the black community because I wasn't raised that way, nor want to live that way. And I further explained that just because one person does it, doesn't mean we are all like that. I certainly don't lump white people together. I am a firm believer that ignorance comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. But I am tired of the excuses being made for a segment of the black population to act so damn stupid! Ok, rant off.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2013 11:51 AM (rLMKB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:51 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (w3+gB)
Posted by: The Cook County Machine at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (B/VB5)
Do that enough times and word eventually get around that taking Russian hostages serves no purpose other than to seal your fate.
Just ask Somalian pirates.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (GFM2b)
You can still get ammo for it.
I like em. But their reliability is not the best.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (X6akg)
Are we sure they aren't really a group of 6-7 sentient toothpicks?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (4df7R)
You can still get ammo for it.
I like em. But their reliability is not the best.
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Just make sure it doesn't say "replica" on the side or pick fights with a guy who has a grill made out of used cartridges.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:53 AM (e0xKF)
http://youtu.be/Ivz4NA4zHzQ
Hahaha!!! Best scene from that movie.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:58 AM (EZl54)
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"Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yeah... don't go to England."
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:59 AM (e0xKF)
Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:59 AM (EZl54)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:59 AM (4df7R)
Are we sure they aren't really a group of 6-7 sentient toothpicks?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (4df7R)
Chicago cabbies need to hire that guy that drives an 'empty car'.
'Instagram dat joint'.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 12:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:58 AM (EZl54)
The best part of that equation might just be the |POWER|.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (0q2P7)
I didn't know that. You'd think for the price they'd be sailorproof.
Posted by: Invictus at January 17, 2013 12:02 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Rule #2 at January 17, 2013 12:05 PM (CypDC)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2013 12:13 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2013 12:14 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 12:15 PM (CIjnK)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2013 12:18 PM (qwK3S)
Skinny ass bitches.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (X6akg)
Get that shit outa here!
Posted by: Sir-Mix-Alot at January 17, 2013 12:27 PM (FIDMq)
Ever heard of the term 'politician'?
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 17, 2013 12:34 PM (21TJo)
Posted by: ejo at January 17, 2013 12:38 PM (GXvSO)
That isn't zealotry, but good old-fashioned payola. Rev. Wright sat on the board of that IL hospital, and Juggy votes how his handlers tell him. Jarrett was probably thinking for him back then, too. He's always been lazy and more interested in the perks than the responsibilities of the few jobs he's held over the years. But he's liberal in that sense.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 17, 2013 12:49 PM (7h5MH)
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 17, 2013 12:34 PM (21TJo)
Rex, 'helluva lot more liberal than Obama' would put you a little to the left of V. I. Lenin and a little to the right of Kim Jong Il. News: humanity is not one big amphorous solid.
I've heard far-Left liberals complain about Obama's 'centrist tendencies' before. It's complete bullshit. Obama's voting record in the Senate was to the left of Bernie Sanders', the only publicly avowed socialist in Congress. The only step to the left of euro-style socialism is, of course, straight-up communism. Good luck with that. 150+ million dead and counting isn't a big selling point. Neither are gulags and reeducation camps.
Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 01:43 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: George LeS at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (C4s3i)
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Dale's ECB
Election Projection
Federal Review
Real Clear Politics
Rasmussen Reports
Gallup
Zogby
FoxNews Polls
Sabato/Crystal Ball
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)