Obama voted "present" on 1999 Illinois law to crack down on school shooters [Purp]

Illinois Public Act 91-0015 (SB-759)

Synopsis of Bill as introduced:

Amends the Juvenile Court Act of 1987. Provides for adult criminal prosecution of a minor at least 15 years of age who is charged with aggravated battery with a firearm committed in a school, on the real property comprising a school, within 1,000 feet of the real property comprising a school, at a school-related activity, or on or within 1,000 feet of a conveyance owned, leased, or contracted by a school or school district to transport students to or from school or a school-related activity. Provides that a juvenile judge designated to hear transfer motions must transfer for adult criminal prosecution the case of a minor at least 15 years of age charged with aggravated discharge of a firearm committed on various school properties or on a school conveyance or within 1,000 feet of these properties or the conveyance, or at a school-related activity, if the judge finds probable cause that the allegations are true.

Illinois Senate vote record for SB-0759




P.R.E.S.E.N.T.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:10 AM



Comments

1 on the real property comprising a school, within 1,000 feet of the

real property comprising a school, at a school-related activity, or

on or within 1,000 feet of a conveyance owned, leased, or contracted



That law was BS

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 10:12 AM (53z96)

2 what a tool!

Posted by: pete at January 17, 2013 10:12 AM (VIY20)

3 R.A.C.I.S.T.

Posted by: Scrupulously impartial MBM at January 17, 2013 10:13 AM (GsoHv)

4 I'm sure he voted present because they didn't need his vote. That way nobody knows what he was or is actually thinking.

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (Rdesr)

5 Smoking gun.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)

6 Not a tool, tools have uses. TFG is a droog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (I9Y9q)

7 Proof, once again, he's a complete douchebag.

He did, however, vote to make sure babies surviving abortions died in closets.

Evil, he is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (UOM48)

8 the extreme dislike i have for that person, if harnessed, could power the country for a billion yrs

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo)

9 I am shocked, shocked!

Posted by: Mainah at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (659DL)

10 8
the extreme dislike i have for that person, if harnessed, could power the country for a billion yrs

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo



The two of us together could power the planet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (UOM48)

11 TFG, "MSM! Round up the usual suspects. The NRA."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (Gyp4x)

12 Or maybe he sat in the Senate and didn't hear/understand the first two readings, and was not sure how he felt about it yet.

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (Rdesr)

13
Not a tool, tools have uses.

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President Widget.

Nice ring.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (nELVU)

14 I think y'all are being rough on him. I mean, he was there, wasn't he?? He wasn't out playing golf or on vacation. What do you want from the guy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:17 AM (da5Wo)

15 At least TFG's a man of his convictions. Oh, wait...what?

Posted by: jakeman at January 17, 2013 10:18 AM (96M6e)

16 Can't wait for my NRA membership stuff. Wonder what my $25 Bass Pro gift card will go toward?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (UOM48)

17 Or maybe he sat in the Senate and didn't hear/understand the first two readings, and was not sure how he felt about it yet.
Posted by: Bruce


Good point. Completely fucking retarded and totalitarian douchebaggery are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (BrQrN)

18 You mean he was either an idiot or a coward back then too? Who would have guessed?



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (bb5+k)

19 What a pleasant surprise!

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (csi6Y)

20 Well, that'll sway a lot of people to vote against him now . . . .

Can't wait to see the Republican ads on this . . . .

No, really: I can't wait.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 17, 2013 10:19 AM (imtbm)

21 Recall when I started vetting him back in '08 that I pointed out that one of the FEW things he could be bothered with in the minor leagues was baby butchery....

he is a fucking retard trojan horse zealot...

If only we had networks willing to point out these facts?

Chicago has more school shootings than the average US town, it has a higher mortality rate for firearms homicides than most, it has bans and tight regs on ownership of any kind, his "communitay organizing" was sold as the reason why he was qualified with such a thin resume.

Well Chicago ain't too organized on a lot of issues, and the ban obviously does not work.

He wants seizure and I am not giving it.

This ain't England, Oz, or Canada and the 2d amendment ain't a speed bump.

SCOAMF and libs you don't like the 2d amendment Amend it away stop nibbling at the fucking apple.

Elmer Fudd and "sensible gun owners" if you fuck me on this I assure you I will work with Peta and the Sierra club to finish off hunting whole with a false flag op.

Once hunting is banned so will your 5 shot gun be.

I will keep my "evil rifle" and my SASS guns legal or no and you won't hunt.

Time to draw the damned line.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:21 AM (LRFds)

22 Proof, once again, he's a complete douchebag.He did, however, vote to make sure babies surviving abortions died in closets.Evil, he is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (UOM4

^This x 1000. He's not just wrong, he is evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:21 AM (DrWcr)

23 So, based on the evidence, TFG wants the children of Illinois to die? I mean, what with being fine with them being left to die in closets and being shot at school.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:22 AM (VtjlW)

24 I can't believe the Republicans made him do that, even back then.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 17, 2013 10:22 AM (SUKHu)

25 Liberals have force fields preventing reality from entering their brains, so this sort of post will not move them. And in any event the irony would be lost on them. Leftism is a mental disorder, not a political ideology. The other funny aspect of all this -- in the vein of a dark comedy farce -- is that a material percentage of Obama's base support still had not made it past puberty when that "present" vote was cast.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at January 17, 2013 10:23 AM (r2PLg)

26 So, the Jug Eared Fuck voted present on a bullshit law that made as much difference in school shootings as the next ant fart. And now he is in love with bullshit laws that make as much difference as the next ant fart. Fucking idiot. The country is being run by idiots. Christ I am so sick of bullshit and stupidity.

Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:23 AM (OlN4e)

27 They offer yoga and kickball leagues

A yoga league??

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2013 10:23 AM (Di7HK)

28 21
If you would just stop posting I might stop cheering at the screen.

Also I read some of the comments under the NRA story. There is really no excuse for these people to vote. There are people in our society too stupid to decide there own fates.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (41VCE)

29 I hope Rick Perry's back is well. He needs to clean up after TFG in 2016.

President Rick Fuckin' Perry has a nice ring to it. (And I still have my bumper sticker.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (UOM48)

30 The only time Obeyme gives a sh!t about The Chiiiiiiiiildren™ is when he can use them as props. He doesn't actually care one whit about their lives or well-being.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (DrWcr)

31 Posted by: Mama AJ at January 17, 2013 10:22 AM (SUKHu)
__
Yes, it was Bush's fault and he wasn't even president yet.

Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (jm/9g)

32 Welp, been out of town for work, and I've come to ind out the governor of my fine state of Delaware has proposed both an assault weapons ban AND a 5-round limit on magazines. Fan-fucking-tastic. Looks like I need to buckle up and try to get grandfathered in.

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 10:25 AM (LEiGw)

33 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 10:25 AM (/eBe8)

34 President Rick Fuckin' Perry has a nice ring to it. (And I still have my bumper sticker.)

I think I will amend that president Rick Motherfuckin Perry thanks.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (41VCE)

35 The assclown in chief... fucking douchebag loser.

If it ain't about him, he just doesn't give a flying fuck.

And you wonder why Chicago and other big cities are suck a fucking mess... it's because of the liberal/socialist groupthink that the JEF has about the real issues.

P.R.E.S.E.N.T.

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (Jls4P)

36 1) Vic,

absolutely it was.....

but "if even one life is saved"

He voted 'present" on several gun issues.

He knew he'd NEVER get elected if he had a hard paper trail.

The one thing he took as his cause celebre was letting babies die outside the womb in broom closets....

he is 100% solid on that.

What does it say about us as a culture, that this asshole who hid from ANYTHING he thought would split the donk caucus decided that Baby Murder was "tres okay" but he was leery of guns?

I hate this man, I hate him totally and completely.

I would not have him harmed because he'd be martyred and we'd have an empowered Biden literally able to rewrite EVERYTHING because "Bammy wanted this" but I will spend my life trying to destroy everything Obama loves as policy.

It is my life's mission, and if Alex The Chick's cow-orker wants to say "we have to get along" and they suddenly have a newfound total deference to government these last 5 fucking years I could give three shits.

The marxists of the 20s have been hating our nation's government when they lack the ball for at least 80 years....

Fire for Fire, mark for mark.

This is not one nation and they are not my countrymen.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (LRFds)

37
Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (YmPwQ)

38
he is a fucking retard trojan horse zealot...

If only we had networks willing to point out these facts?



Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:21 AM (LRFds)


And there's the rub. The Networks deny equal access to our point of view. As their system has evolved into the only way to communicate with the American People, their monopoly of it becomes a defacto denial of Freedom of Speech rights to Conservatives.

For years i've been saying the Republicans need to play hardball with the networks on this. Sue them. Revoke their Licenses. Put the scare into them and keep it there. But what do we do? We prance around like pansies and say "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

It is long past time we declared nuclear war on the Media people. They are the most vicious threat to our security and happiness, and until we have a plan to stab them in the heart, we are going to keep getting routed.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (bb5+k)

39 Somebody needs to invent or popularize a 30-round semiauto revolver.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (Di7HK)

40 Hey, I showed up didn't I? As Woody Allen says, 80% of success is showing up. Exhibit "A"right here y'all.


Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (4eNxd)

41 Aren't children - babies in particular - just "punishments" in the eyes of Obama anyway? So what should he care if they get killed. I get angrier and angrier the more I think about it. White. Hot. Rage.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (DrWcr)

42
Jane-
If the SCOAMTT had his way, you could use your $25 Bass giftcard on one bullet. A blank.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (Sptt8)

43 That law was BS

Was "aggravated battery with a firearm" not already illegal? Why is it worse to shoot me in my home when there's a school bus three blocks away than in the middle of the night? Seems pretty bad either way.

We're having some really great gun talks in my office today. I need to get one of these guys to take me shooting.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr)

44 O'Bumbles continues to vote "Present" on just about everything. Except Marxism, of course. That's just so easy to say "Yes" too.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (71LDo)

45 Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (YmPwQ)


I can live with that

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (8sCoq)

46 The only things that would have prevented Newtown are a) more secure schools, and b) dealing with the mentally ill. Anything else is bullshit.

Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (RDP+N)

47 Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:26 AM (YmPwQ)

I can live with that!

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (DrWcr)

48 Let's look at the impeachment fantasy. Shjouldn't Biden be impeached as well since Obama's gun grab list is the work of Slow Joe?

And do we really want Weepy to be President?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (YmPwQ)

49 Would O'Bumbles OK an assault weapon for use when a baby survives an abortion?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (71LDo)

50 And there's the rub.
Where?! Where?!

Posted by: al gore's chakra at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (ORGYc)

51 Professor Marius Von Totenkopf, The obvious 'first' thing you need to do is abandon your ties to DE, and migrate in a Southerly direction.

You get over being called a Damn Yankee soon enough.

Posted by: sTevo at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (VMcEw)

52 Well that's obvious. I am sure most of the School Shooters were obama's peeps and ya can't turn on the peeps now can ya!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (9Bj8R)

53 We're having some really great gun talks in my office today. I need to get one of these guys to take me shooting.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr)


Offer them some of your yummy baked goodies in exchanged for a trip to the range. I'd start with your sugar cream pie.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (X6akg)

54
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (YmPwQ)




Why not. Could he be any worse than first dipshit? Seriously?

Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (OlN4e)

55 That law may have had some problems, but it's telling (like so much else) that he had neither the principles to support it, nor to oppose it.

He's sick.

Also, if I had a blog, a new post would be up there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (/eBe8)

56
You get over being called a Damn Yankee soon enough.

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You usually get over it, when you start saying it yourself. My new neighbors are from NY and NJ and they are real close. Maybe next year.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (41VCE)

57 Oh. Oh my. Someone just emailed me bank wiring instructions. It's in Comic Sans.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:31 AM (VtjlW)

58 25 Tsar Nicholas II,

Who is trying to move them anymore?

I am preparing to move if it comes to that.

It is a bill of rights not a bill of permissions.

He wants a new law get it through Congress, he wants to ban private ownership of manpac sub explosive arms amend the Constitution,

They pass ANYTHING they want at the state level that meets Heller scrutiny have at thee.

President Gutsy call ain't king and I ain't silently playing the fixed game anymore.

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.

http://www.greatseal.com/committees/firstcomm/reverse.html

Shit Jefferson DID say.

I am done with these assholes.

I will be as peaceful as i can but I will not follow unjust ill gotten "law" and I will not let them try to legislate me to slavery.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:31 AM (LRFds)

59 "Why would you want to buy a Glock when they're going to be illegal next month?"

Chorus: "That's why."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)

60 Oh. Oh my. Someone just emailed me bank wiring instructions. It's in Comic Sans.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:31 AM (VtjlW)

It's not from an expatriated Nigerian prince, is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (DrWcr)

61 Oh. Oh my. Someone just emailed me bank wiring instructions. It's in Comic Sans.

You should email them back asking that they wire you some money first, "to verify that the account is real."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (/eBe8)

62 O/T
RWC
Thanks for the link on the other thread for the NRA membership sign up with Bass Pro Shop gift card.
Just signed Mrs VIA up as a member for Valentines Day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (jlngc)

63 57
Oh. Oh my. Someone just emailed me bank wiring instructions. It's in Comic Sans.


Send Monopoly money.

Posted by: Dark Matter at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (CIjnK)

64 I just watched a TV show where a guy dropped an African elephant with a bow and arrow

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq)

65 President Rick Fuckin' Perry has a nice ring to it. (And I still have my bumper sticker.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:24 AM (UOM4

Damn nice ring to it.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (DGIjM)

66 It's not from an expatriated Nigerian prince, is it?
No. It's from the Feds.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2013 10:33 AM (ORGYc)

67 It's not from an expatriated Nigerian prince, is it?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (DrWcr)



Swear by the insanity of cthulhu, that was my first thought.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (VtjlW)

68 64I just watched a TV show where a guy dropped an African elephant with a bow and arrow
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq) that guy was likely Howard Hill. The only guy to do it as far as I know.

Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (OlN4e)

69 You should email them back asking that they wire you some money first, "to verify that the account is real."

google scambaiting, really really funny shit.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (41VCE)

70 Or maybe he sat in the Senate and didn't hear/understand the first two readings, and was not sure how he felt about it yet.


Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:16 AM (Rdesr)


There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (FuDF6)

71 There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.

Don't be hating on planks bro.

Posted by: The Planks at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (CIjnK)

72 Well, you see, CPUSA was having their epic cookout/bash that day and I really couldn't miss THAT could I? Those are always such a hoot.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (XvrTA)

73
PurpAv, doing the job the MFM won't do.

Nor any Pubbie in Washington either, from the looks of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (yiIja)

74 Third Reading???

You mean they used to read bill? No way, I'm calling bull shit.

Posted by: sTevo at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (VMcEw)

75 Somebody needs to invent or popularize a 30-round semiauto revolver.

Posted by: Truman North at January 17, 2013 10:27 AM (Di7HK)
============

Somebody was commenting here the other day that these idiotic magazine bans will shift the focus of gun owners from "capacity" to "power" with the result being a rise in the popularity of things like the Taurus "Judge" and S/W "Governor" revolvers, as well as erstwhile hand cannons like the S/W Model 29 and revolvers in general.

Looks like there may be something to that. I tried to buy some speed loaders for my little Colt Cobra .38 and they are back-ordered everywhere.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 10:36 AM (RSqz2)

76 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (VtjlW)

Keep the correspondence going, and then post it on a slow day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:37 AM (GsoHv)

77 If President Coolidge had taken action after the Bath School Disaster, all those kids would be alive today.

Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 10:37 AM (RDP+N)

78 I'll be happy when Mr. Obama let's us all in on his *final* vision for the American Republic. Might make Western Europe look appealing.

Posted by: G. at January 17, 2013 10:37 AM (tJR11)

79 Posted by: sTevo at January 17, 2013 10:29 AM (VMcEw)

I'm originally from Virginia (the real one, not the one north of the Rappahannock), so I'll get back in the swing of things quickly. Been looking at moving to SC or Texas at some point anyways. May end up being sooner than later.

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (LEiGw)

80 Come on guys, this is just more proof of Obama "evolving" just like he did with gay marriage. Non-story. Wingnuts.

-Your Betters in the MFM and every fucking Douchenugget liberal in the country

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (trh5+)

81 38 Diogenes Lamp,

I think it's past that.

The reason I am finally resigned to "divorce" is the donks will flood us with legal "immigrants we need" to try to timebomb us away in the space we need to use their methodology to take the culture back.

They are not playing "politics" they are playing war, their goal is not a healthy America as the founders rendered it is the destruction of that America through quasi-legal means.

I won't start the divorce, but I will take part in it once going and I am going to start openly advocating it when i get to Texas or Louisiana and start lobbying the right there to make the state being prepared a priority.

The left does not want to perfect us folks, they want to end us.

They will be nice and try to breed us under and tip the balance if we quietly die off so long as they get to brainwash our kids and grandkids into shitting on us like they demand we do to the men and women of the South today and to my shame I took part in that activity to a degree as a history scholar to a degree.

The South purged its "sin" in blood....and shed my own forebears to shed the nation's in my eyes.

You and I will be the new "evil southern racist slaveowners who don't mean nothing" in 50 years.

I'm done, they hate me I hate them.

It's okay to hate them.

They will let me go peacefully when enough people agree with me or they will not but in the end they WILL let me go or I will die trying.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (LRFds)

82 like the Taurus "Judge"

My dad has been begging me to buy one of these.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (41VCE)

83 Offer them some of your yummy baked goodies in exchanged for a trip to the range. I'd start with your sugar cream pie.


Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:30 AM (X6akg)


Well that's pretty forward, but will definitely get a response.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (da5Wo)

84 Somebody needs to invent or popularize a 30-round semiauto revolver.

Sounds like something Harley Quinn would use to impress Mistah J.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)

85 After four years, it is obvious that the American people are simply unwilling to hold TFG accountable for anything.

How will the Democrat candidate for president in 2016 fare with the same people? Will they accept Hillary's many faults and failures?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:40 AM (GsoHv)

86
I just watched a TV show where a guy dropped an African elephant with a bow and arrow

Heh. I think you could drop a moose with a air-pump bb gun, if it's straight to the back of the skull and inbetween the vertibrae. Shot placement is everything.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:40 AM (TULs6)

87
There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.


Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2013 10:34 AM (FuDF6)

There is plenty of evidence to demonstrate that he is.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (bb5+k)

88 Wonder what my $25 Bass Pro gift card will go toward?

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Sure won't go far these days with regards to guns or ammo unless you're buying .22 rimfire.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (e0xKF)

89 Well, didn't Barry destroy all of his Ill. Senate records? So who cares? Certainly not Tom Brokaw or Bob Schieffer or Andrea Martin. David Gregory has his mouth full at the moment, so we'll have to wait for a line from the Magazine Crime King. Present! Present for the children!

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (HjPtV)

90 Well that's pretty forward, but will definitely get a response.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (da5Wo)



Ya know, as soon as I hit the 'post' button, I knew.....I knew.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (X6akg)

91 like the Taurus "Judge" My dad has been begging me to buy one of these.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (41VCE)

They're fun, but .45LC ammo is expensive.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (DrWcr)

92 Smoking gun.


Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)



Heh.

Thread winner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2013 10:42 AM (pqkoL)

93 these idiotic magazine bans will shift the focus of gun owners from "capacity" to "power"

That is precisely what happened after the Clinton 10+ mag ban. 10mm, S/W .40 went mainstream and .45 rebounded.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:42 AM (CIjnK)

94 Ya know, as soon as I hit the 'post' button, I knew.....I knew.


Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 10:41 AM (X6akg)



Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (da5Wo)

95 I just watched a TV show where a guy dropped an African elephant with a bow and arrow

Yeah, but I'll bet he didn't look fabulous!

Posted by: Legolas at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (BrQrN)

96
Sure won't go far these days with regards to guns or ammo unless you're buying .22 rimfire.

In light of all this gun-banning talk I kind of want to buy a crossbow.

Or maybe a compound longbow.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (TULs6)

97 My Georgia governor is supporting armed security in our schools.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (UOM48)

98 I think y'all are being rough on him. I mean, he was there, wasn't he??

Was he? Or did he "deem" himself there & just phone it in?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (GFM2b)

99 They're fun, but .45LC ammo is expensive.
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He has been sitting around making 410 cut shells while waiting on the rain to stop

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:43 AM (41VCE)

100

Present defines the man. Liar, obfuscator, fraud and snake oil salesman.

Posted by: beach thursday at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (LpQbZ)

101 Someone needs to invent a fully automatic selective fire evil black plastic assault crossbow.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (TULs6)

102 Wonder what my $25 Bass Pro gift card will go toward?

Ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (GFM2b)

103 57 Oh. Oh my. Someone just emailed me bank wiring instructions. It's in Comic Sans.

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Help, I am an NBA owner in Ohio. My state's greatest player is currently trapped in Florida and will not leave unless he is given millions of dollars via bank account transfer.

I do not have a bank account and need your information in order to make the deposit and wire it to Mr. James, ensuring that he returns to the Cleveland / Akron area.

Posted by: Dan Gilbert at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (e0xKF)

104 Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:42 AM (CIjnK)

I'm sort of tempted by 10mm. I've never fired one, but damn, the ballistics are impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (GsoHv)

105
There is absolutely no evidence that he isn't as dumb as a plank.

We have been set up, plain and simple. In a sane world where everything wasn't backwards, this idiot wouldn't have been elected as a dogcatcher.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (yiIja)

106 Somebody needs to invent or popularize a 30-round semiauto revolver.Sounds like something Harley Quinn would use to impress Mistah J.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)

It may be a bit awkard (who am I kidding a lot awkward) but you could have a revolver with two cylinders that open in the opposite direction. One hanging on the outside when the other is engaged.

Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (m2CN7)

107 He didn't vote present on the 'Dead Babies on Closet Shelves' Act, did he?

Posted by: zsasz at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (RDP+N)

108 Someone needs to invent a fully automatic selective fire evil black plastic assault crossbow.
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:44 AM (TULs6)

One that doesn't show up on airport x-ray machines, and costs more than you make in a month.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (DrWcr)

109 At least TFG's a man of his convictions.

I pray he gets convicted.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (GFM2b)

110 Or maybe a compound longbow.
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I still think a good rimfire rifle is good to have. I cannot imagine them ever outlawing the ruger 10/22.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (41VCE)

111 My dad has been begging me to buy one of these.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:38 AM (41VCE)
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A friend of mine has one. "Hand cannon" is an accurate description. I wouldn't want to be on the recieving end of one.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (RSqz2)

112 Not a tool, tools have uses. TFG is a droog.Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 10:14 AM (I9Y9q)

He's not a tool. He's a tool box.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (sbV1u)

113
Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:40 AM (TULs6)




Howard hill put an arrow straight through an elephant's heart. Used a long bow he made himself. It drew 125 pounds. Ever string a long bow? I've lifted weights for years and years and I cannot string a 100 pound long bow. Howard was something like 6 feet 5 inches and strong as hell. He could shoot an asprin out of the air at 20 feet with a bow. Incredible.

Posted by: maddogg at January 17, 2013 10:45 AM (OlN4e)

114 From the dump thread about federalized armed security at schools, my comment:

Picture the TSA doing security at your kid's school. You think it's bad
now having them squeeze your wife's tits and grabbing your sack every
time you want to get on a plane? Think about that and your kid going
through it everyday.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)

115 @ 99 yeah but when your on the business end of a Vaquero in 45 LC you realize your own temporary mortality

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (x59Gv)

116 We have been set up, plain and simple. In a sane world where everything wasn't backwards, this idiot wouldn't have been elected as a dogcatcher.

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Him getting elected to the US Senate from Illinois is believable considering that the local machine was able to fuck Dan Ryan and anyone else standing in his path.

This jugeared fuckstick making it all the way to the White House through the same tactics should not have been possible.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (e0xKF)

117 Beck is talking with a female psychiatrist (in TX, of course). She's not going to play Barky's little game. She said if someone is in danger by one of her patients, she'll tell the person being threatened, but NOT the gubmint.

Interesting.

Husband said last night he doesn't know a single doc (our friends included) who will ask about guns in the home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (UOM48)

118

This is exactly how he has been able to fly under the radar, hide who he was/is for decades, and in the plan by Soros, et al., rise him to the top ticket.

Pure, unadulterated evil.

Posted by: beach thursday at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (LpQbZ)

119 The most vile president...EVER.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (jvd3N)

120 "Why would you want to buy a Glock when they're going to be illegal next month?"

Chorus: "That's why."


Posted by: HeatherRadish™

Maybe the trouble is, they need to rename the gun manufacturers. The real names are just to hard sounding. Glock would become Fluffy Bunny. AK-47 (the most dangerous gun in the world!!!) would become Pooh Bear. Bushmaster could become the Vagina Dominator.

I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that?

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (Rdesr)

121 The FBI went with the 10mm after the Homestead FL shootout disaster.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (CIjnK)

122 Well, apparently my life is now Dilbert. In further work news, the florescent lights went out over the desk next to mine yesterday. Cue the boss and his handyman trying to fix them. This led to the boss deciding to get rid of all four of the florescent lights and replace them with other fixtures.


He neglected to inform his wife he was doing this and she found out when she came in today. There is now a big fight going on about what to get and how what he wanted to get wouldn't work and why didn't he tell her and yup.


I think I might *koff* get the flu at lunch *koff*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (VtjlW)

123 In light of all this gun-banning talk I kind of want to buy a crossbow.Or maybe a compound longbow.
Posted by: Entropy


Finally got everything settled toenrollLittle Miss Lurking Canuck's in the Canadian Firearm's Safety Course.

Once she's all settled and comfortable at the range with some pretty pink weaponry, she'll be looking into the longbow scene (thank you Catniss Everdeen).

But since I want her to understand both sides of the debate, she will also be using crossbows.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (BrQrN)

124 Sounds like something Harley Quinn would use to impress Mistah J.


Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)




Wait, who's the Moron who's wife has the excellent equipment and dressed up as Harley Quinn?

Was that you, EC?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:48 AM (da5Wo)

125 @121 huh? the guys I shoot with use 40's

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (x59Gv)

126 Someone needs to invent a fully automatic selective fire evil black plastic assault crossbow.

Van Helsing had a wooden one.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (GFM2b)

127 I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that? Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:46 AM (Rdesr)

Hell, even I'd want one of those!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (sbV1u)

128 Husband said last night he doesn't know a single doc (our friends included) who will ask about guns in the home.

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Where do you live, Jane?

In my state, the few docs likely to pull this shit are ones who live in urban New Orleans, which is hard-left. Even then, the chances are low because a good chunk of their patients still probably come from the deep-red suburbs like Jefferson Parish.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:50 AM (e0xKF)

129 Wait, who's the Moron who's wife has the excellent equipment and dressed up as Harley Quinn?

Was that you, EC?



Ummm...


Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:50 AM (GQ8sn)

130 I propose a new law:

In as much as the MFM has shown themselves to be the most dangerous group in the US on enactment of this law it will be a felony punishable by no less than 10 years imprisonment and no more than 75 years imprisonment for anyone occupied as a member of the media or for any newsstand, newspaper vendor, or machine to be located on the real property comprising a school, within 1,000 feet of the real property comprising a school, at a school-related activity, or on or within 1,000 feet of a conveyance owned, leased, or contracted by a school or school district to transport students to or from school or a school-related activity.


Furthermore are members of the media hall be check every 5 years for indications of pederasty or lying. There shall be a 5 day waiting period for all news articles which shall be checked for accuracy. All members of the media shall be licensed and license can be revoked if indications of an untrue news item are noted.


No newspaper shall have more than 10 news items and no news show shall last longer than 10 minutes. Each newspaper and news show will require a separate manual action to move from one item to the next.


And finally, it shall be a capital felony to be a member of the Democrat Party or to vote for such member.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2013 10:50 AM (53z96)

131 Dammit....


Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (GQ8sn)

132 From the Reuters story over at drudge.

"A holy warrior-cum-smuggler dubbed "The Uncatchable" by French intelligence"

Is EoJ writing for Reuters now?

http://tinyurl.com/ax5srwd

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (81UWZ)

133 Bushmaster could become the Vagina Dominator.

I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that?

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"We call that one 'the Fecalator'... one look at it and the target shits themself."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (e0xKF)

134 I thought it was!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (da5Wo)

135 126 Someone needs to invent a fully automatic selective fire evil black plastic assault crossbow.

Van Helsing had a wooden one.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (GFM2b)

The Cho-ko-nu was a repeating crossbow in medieval China that may or may not have actually existed.

Posted by: Professor Marius Von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at January 17, 2013 10:51 AM (LEiGw)

136 85 CBD,

what faults and failures?

Hillary has electrolytes!

The media will cover for her just as hard as Choom....this ain't about giggles they used him because he is black and they wanted to be able to throw the R card to test the waters of how far they could take this.

Whether it is concious or not on the reporters part the editorial staff at these networks are either engaged in a genuine conspiracy or the field is so rotten there is NO healthy apples in the barrel to draw from.

Start holding their corporate masters accountable, start agitating their CEOs,

Own stock in the parent company?

Why not?

You own a share you get to go to a meeting and voice your opinion.

"You know there is roughly 45% of the American people who lean right, why doesn't our news division cater to them or at least moderate to attract some of Fox's audience.....?

over an over and over....

but that ain't the answer and we ain't got the time to use the driop, drip, drip strategy......

A split done amicably is the only way this is gonna end with everyone satisfied on "liberty" and "economics."

I did not support, nor did I sign the secession petitions because it is ill organized has no chance of working and I am too vulnerable in my current life to it.

We on the right need to decide at what point do we make up all our own minds on the matter, and if needed mainstream the notion that the two visions of "rights" and "sensible precautions" are so far apart they are not reconcilable?

I have been blessed enough to live in several states in this fine nation, I love people in all of them that I have lived I love some groupings more than others.

I can honestly and sincerely say that Maryland is most decidedly not Texas, and Region A using hysteria and EOs to subjugate Region B's ideas on what is "proper" about the bill of rights at the Federal level is immoral.

Gun ownership is not "slavery" it is about their attempt to destroy my rights for their comfort.

Were I to try to control their 1st amendment rights to spout marxian bullshit for my comfort it would be called "unAmerican."

While *I* in the real world do agree it is also unAmerican to try to ninja EO away gun liberty.

I would back the right of Governor KooMo up in NY to be a jackwagon and regulate ammo capacity there, and sadly I think SCotUS will uphold that overreach.

I would back Texas also being able if inclined to allow weapons prohibited by the 1968 law and 34 law.

It should not be the federal government's province to continually attempt to micromanage issues best left tot he states.

We are witnessing the reduction of the states and to a degree even municipal governments into "trustes" not governing bodies with any real power.

I want a republic, and if the left will not halt and eventually retreat I may have to build one.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (LRFds)

137 Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:47 AM (CIjnK)

Yup, I remember. Wasn't the original problem with the 10mm that the pistols were just too big?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (GsoHv)

138 A friend of mine has one. "Hand cannon" is an accurate description. I wouldn't want to be on the recieving end of one.

The amount of kick it looks like these things pack It seems like it might be only marginally safer on on the shipping end. But It would do some insane damage at close range.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (41VCE)

139 Furthermore are members of the media hall be check every 5 years for indications of pederasty or lying.

I'd check more often than that. Annual psych exam. Any indication of anything in the DSM-IV or V yanks your journalism license.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)

140
Husband said last night he doesn't know a single doc (our friends included) who will ask about guns in the home.

The question is irrelevant anyway.

If I were unlazy, I'd make that interwebz site with a live camera on a gun, so the whole world would be there to see it sprout legs, jump up and go looking for a victim.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (yiIja)

141 131 Dammit....

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"I know you think I'm just another dumb blonde, Bats, but the joke's on you... I'm really a brunette!"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (e0xKF)

142 Hey, cut a brother a break! Legislatin's hard work! *snark*

Anyway, I see you all left me hanging on the last thread. I suggest SCOAMF Industries for our company name. And if you have to ask, then you're not our target market.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 10:53 AM (zF6Iw)

143 "The Cho-ko-nu was a repeating crossbow in medieval China that may or may not have actually existed."

Wasn't that covered in an episode of "Weaponmasters"? And it also made a brief appearance in "Red Cliff", so it has to be real.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (HjPtV)

144 So, he votes PRESENT on every law including this one that is putatively "for the children" yet the only time he votes "NO" is the Born Alive Act which would spare the life of an unborn child that had the gall to survive and abortion. No, he'd rather see it dumped in a bucket and shoved in a closet to die in the dark next to a bottle of Clorox and a case of Handy Wipes.


I HATE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - PISS BE UPON HIM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (XkWWK)

145 Crank Jim Moran says that it is "oler white guys" who are standing in the way of reasonable gun control. I beg to differ--I would say younger black guys are the real problem.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (wbmaj)

146 No newspaper shall have more than 10 news items and
no news show shall last longer than 10 minutes. Each newspaper and news
show will require a separate manual action to move from one item to the
next.


And finally, it shall be a capital felony to be a member of the Democrat Party or to vote for such member.


Posted by: Vic

And I want at least 4 pages of comics in the Sunday paper. Funny ones too.

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (Rdesr)

147
Maybe the trouble is, they need to rename the gun manufacturers. The real names are just to hard sounding. Glock would become Fluffy Bunny. AK-47 (the most dangerous gun in the world!!!) would become Pooh Bear. Bushmaster could become the Vagina Dominator.


And somebody needs to make a gun with a crank firing mechanism that plays pop goes the weasel while you turn it. The whole thing should be made out of dayglo orange plastic with tactical balloon attachments.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (TULs6)

148 Wasn't the original problem with the 10mm that the pistols were just too big?

Yea, they were originally 1911'ish frames and pretty big/heavy. There days the FBI back off a bit and is into the Glock 22/23

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (CIjnK)

149 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (yiIja)

That is a great idea! Any way to run the feed through a proxy so the owner can't be identified easily?

I have a webcam that I never use.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (GsoHv)

150 Chambered .338 Lapua.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (TULs6)

151 Glock would become Fluffy Bunny. AK-47 (the most dangerous gun in the
world!!!) would become Pooh Bear. Bushmaster could become the Vagina
Dominator.


"Dominator" is still kinda mean.

Vagina Snuggle-up, maybe.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (ZKzrr)

152 I have a Stay Puft USP

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (8sCoq)

153 You cannot mention a crossbow without causing me to think of walking dead.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (41VCE)

154 121 huh? the guys I shoot with use 40's

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 10:49 AM (x59Gv)
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The decision to go to 10mm was made in haste. Shortly afterwards the Bureau "backed off" to the .40 because there were to many complaints of the 10mm being "too hot to handle" in the field.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (RSqz2)

155 Here - hold my beer and watch this!

Posted by: SCOTUS at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (U6smz)

156 Let me try again:
Crank Jim Moran says that it is "older white guys" who are standing in the way of reasonable gun control. I beg to differ--I would say younger black guys are the real problem.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (wbmaj)

157 Bushmaster could become the Vagina Dominator.
I know that's not in the same theme but who wouldn't want a gun called that?

Well, I don't call my rifle that. But I do call my "gun" that. IYKWIM.
Now, to just get the ladies to believe it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (GFM2b)

158 Moishe, the Magical M-16.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (XkWWK)

159 Wasn't that covered in an episode of "Weaponmasters"? And it also made a brief appearance in "Red Cliff", so it has to be real.

I remember seeing it.

It was a really tiny crossbow that shot a very puny looking bolt. Not large or powerful enough to pierce leather armour, but the point was to have about 50 to 100 guys all armed with them to literally rain down a solid wall of bolts to disorient and slow down a column of infantry or cavalry.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)

160 .And I want at least 4 pages of comics in the Sunday paper. Funny ones too.


Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (Rdesr)

yeah and none of this 'Family Circle' bullshit-- I want Wizard Of Id and Beetle Bailey

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (8sCoq)

161 O/T
RWC
Thanks for the link on the other thread for the NRA membership sign up with Bass Pro Shop gift card.
Just signed Mrs VIA up as a member for Valentines Day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2013 10:32 AM (jlngc)

Can I get that link too please

Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (pwTow)

162 Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (CIjnK)

I would have loved to watch the women affirmative action hires fire it to qualify.

And....it doesn't really matter what round they fire if they are good shots. That was one of the problems in the FBI massacre, IIRC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2013 10:57 AM (GsoHv)

163 Let's reclassify the term "military-style weapon" to "Dept. of Peace Sanctioned Persuader."

Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:58 AM (XkWWK)

164 NRA just e-mailed me to tell me my membership package is on the way. I'm a tad giddy with anticipation.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:59 AM (UOM48)

165 My flamethrower is 'Puff the Magic Dragon'

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 17, 2013 10:59 AM (FIDMq)

166
That is a great idea! Any way to run the feed through a proxy so the owner can't be identified easily?

I'd imagine so, since no one in Anonymous ever manages to get caught.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:00 AM (yiIja)

167 I HATE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - PISS SHIT BE UPON HIM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 10:54 AM (XkWWK)



There. That's better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:00 AM (da5Wo)

168 You cannot mention a crossbow without causing me to think of walking dead.
Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (41VCE)



Team. Daryl.


I was poking around in Scrivener last night trying to outline my Walking Dead fanfic opus. The working title is Daryl Shoots Rick In His Stupid Fucking Face And What The Fuck It's The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn't You Watch Your Child Lori You Idiotic Twat?


I think there's going to be ponies in it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:00 AM (VtjlW)

169 164 NRA just e-mailed me to tell me my membership package is on the way. I'm a tad giddy with anticipation.

Still waiting on mine. I think there is a major backlog. Took them like 3 or 4 days to process my online order.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (41VCE)

170 137 CBDm

also overpenetration and reliability issues.

The .40 is a better round IMHO for human retirement counseling....

you want ideally the argument to enter to about 1/2 to 3/4th the body length and apply full kinetic weight of the argument to as much swayable tissue as possible.

The .45APC and .45LC are IMHO the best examples not involving "new pistol ammo engineering" tech.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (LRFds)

171 The amount of kick it looks like these things pack It seems like it might be only marginally safer on on the shipping end. But It would do some insane damage at close range.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 10:52 AM (41VCE)
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Friend is planning on having his ported- I'm curious to see what effect that will have with the .410 rounds.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (RSqz2)

172 " but the point was to have about 50 to 100 guys all armed with them to
literally rain down a solid wall of bolts to disorient and slow down a
column of infantry or cavalry."

They were cheap and easy to make - peasant armament. The bolts tips were dipped in poison.to make up for the low velocity of the projectile.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (HjPtV)

173 Now watching "Mr Majestyk"


quite a lot of gunplay- and the bad guy is 'Solozzo' from The Godfather

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (8sCoq)

174 My flamethrower is 'Puff the Magic Dragon'

Too obvious.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (GFM2b)

175 And I want at least 4 pages of comics in the Sunday paper. Funny ones too.
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 10:55 AM (Rdesr)



And, I want a Jumble word scramble that always results in Obama is a Jug Eared F**k

Posted by: beach thursday at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (LpQbZ)

176
"The Cho-ko-nu was a repeating crossbow in medieval China that may or may not have actually existed."

Repeating in the same way a single-action revolver is repeating if you fan the hammer.

I want full auto crossbowage. I want 3-bolt burst capability.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (TULs6)

177 Team. Daryl.


I was poking around in Scrivener last night trying to outline my Walking Dead fanfic opus. The working title is Daryl Shoots Rick In His Stupid Fucking Face And What The Fuck It's The Zombie Apocalypse Shouldn't You Watch Your Child Lori You Idiotic Twat?


I think there's going to be ponies in it.
------
I love you, I really honestly do. But not as much as Daryl.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (41VCE)

178
yeah and none of this 'Family Circle' bullshit-- I want Wizard Of Id and Beetle Bailey

I want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (yiIja)

179 sorry for my long rant....

trying to put my thoughts out to reason things....

No this one is done their mission is to detroy my way of life totally.

There are no "good democrats" in this matter you vote D you work for Soros whether you know it or not.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (LRFds)

180 yeah and none of this 'Family Circle' bullshit-- I want Wizard Of Id and Beetle Bailey

I want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (yiIja)



This times a trillion.

Here's the link to the Calvin and Hobbes archive.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (VtjlW)

181 Can anyone figure out what kind of gun I have?

I call it a 21 key xylophone.

Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (m2CN7)

182 FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T WANNA BE IN THE BARREL NOOOOOO

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (VtjlW)

183 want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.


And Brenda Starr...

Oh crap, is this thing on?

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (Rdesr)

184 173 Jones in CO,

Yup decent enough flick....

I remember the morality play in it feeling overpushed, BUT notice the guy was trying to get work done productively by people he may have disagreed with on unioning up but was fair in his dealings.

Couldn't be made today.

Classic Elmore Leonard story.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (LRFds)

185 And Brenda Starr...Oh crap, is this thing on?
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (Rdesr)

Which was worse, Brenda Starr or Mary Worth?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 11:06 AM (DrWcr)

186 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:05 AM (VtjlW)

Sorry, your imperial majesty-ness, but the rule of law must apply equally to all.

On the other hand, you didn't actually affect anyone else's posts, so it's not a barrel offense in the first place.

But you do still have to pay your fine.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:06 AM (/eBe8)

187
Team. Daryl.





I was poking around in Scrivener last night trying to outline my
Walking Dead fanfic opus. The working title is Daryl Shoots Rick In
His Stupid Fucking Face And What The Fuck It's The Zombie Apocalypse
Shouldn't You Watch Your Child Lori You Idiotic Twat?





I think there's going to be ponies in it.





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 17, 2013 11:00 A

You may be on to something with this plot.

Remember 50 shades of Grey started out as Twilight Fan Fiction. In addition to ponies work some S M erotica into it and you will have a best seller.

Posted by: Long Island at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (hl8SI)

188
"Dominator" is still kinda mean.

Vagina Snuggle-up, maybe.

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I think that's what they call the revolver that Mickey Rourke used in Angel Heart.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (e0xKF)

189 We're either nearing a Civil War moment or an Articles of Confederation moment, neither of which implies violence necessarily, but does necessarily meana national crisis.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (3ZtZW)

190 I'll take things you won't hear from the MFM for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (evdj2)

191 Which was worse, Brenda Starr or Mary Worth?
Posted by: Insomniac

Or Prince Valiant? 3 large panels, and nothing ever happened.

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:07 AM (Rdesr)

192 Repeating in the same way a single-action revolver is repeating if you fan the hammer.

I want full auto crossbowage. I want 3-bolt burst capability.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 11:01 AM (TULs6)

Maybe a crossbow that was motorized with a weed-whacker engine, to draw the string, and bolts gravity-feed from a box magazine on top? Might be possible to build it.

"Alright, asshole. Hold it right there until I get my crossbow started."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2013 11:08 AM (673KB)

193 I'd imagine so, since no one in Anonymous ever manages to get caught.

Unless someone rats on them, which is why their core got broken this past year...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 11:08 AM (GBXon)

194 the extreme dislike i have for that person, if harnessed, could power the country for a billion yrs

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQo


The two of us together could power the planet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (UOM4 Hide posts from (UOM4



If we three met for drinks it would tear a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 17, 2013 11:09 AM (evdj2)

195 Completely Off-Topic. Kittehs in the snow this morning at house.
http://tinyurl.com/b3m2egf

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:09 AM (Gyp4x)

196 >Which was worse, Brenda Starr or Mary Worth?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 11:06 AM (DrWcr)

"Cathy"

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (8sCoq)

197 8 the extreme dislike i have for that person, if harnessed, could power the country for a billion yrs Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (GVxQoThe two of us together could power the planet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 10:15 AM (UOM4


I know I'm late to the party, but add my hatred to the mix and we could easily achieve interplanetary faster-than-light travel based solely on the glowing heat of our combined loathing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (4df7R)

198 found the link with a quick google search, now i'm a member too, I'm hoping it's money well spent.

Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (pwTow)

199 Him getting elected to the US Senate from Illinois is believable considering that the local machine was able to fuck Dan Ryan and anyone else standing in his path. This jugeared fuckstick making it all the way to the White House through the same tactics should not have been possible.

You ever see the Kolchak episode The Devil's Platform? Completely obscure local pol from Illinois has meteoric rise as all opponents somehow disappear or die. Turns out he's sold his soul to the devil in order to win the governorship of Illinois as a step to the presidency.

Karl Kolchak, where are you when your country needs you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (zF6Iw)

200 "Cathy"


Posted by: Jones in CO

ACK

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (Rdesr)

201 181 Can anyone figure out what kind of gun I have?

I call it a 21 key xylophone.
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:04 AM (m2CN7)


The Lionel Hampton?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (XkWWK)

202 I'm thinking of asking all my patients if they have a gun and if they say yes, giving them a discount. Yeah that's what I will do. Advertise if they bring in their permit they get a discount and if they have a carry permit and bring the gun, they get a bigger one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (9Bj8R)

203 189 Bibgby's Jazz hands,

Yup and I pray it is peaceful and amicable.

I like the moonbats well enough I suppose as fellow English speakers to protect them if invaded, I may engage in commerce for what materials their overlords will allow me to buy or mine.

I do not want to do business with them, I do not wnat to be subservient to them, and I will not tolerate them dismantling the Constitution with EOs and overreach and executive/regulatory fiat.

I want a new system, and if memory serves in 2005 they did too.

Put up or shut up Democrats let's hit the American 'reset" button.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:11 AM (LRFds)

204 @36
sven10077, that comment deserves the Orson Wells standing ovation jif.
Bravo sir, bravo.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 17, 2013 11:11 AM (t06LC)

205 199 Karl Kolchak, where are you when your country needs you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:10 AM (zF6Iw)


That was the episode with Tom Skerrit. For real; IMDB it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:11 AM (XkWWK)

206 "Cathy"

AKA every liberal scrunt I ever had to share an office with.

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:12 AM (41VCE)

207 I know I'm late to the party, but add my hatred to the mix and we could
easily achieve interplanetary faster-than-light travel based solely on
the glowing heat of our combined loathing.


Okay, I must have missed the original comment, so I'm feeling jealous. Who are we talking about? I want to hate them, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:12 AM (/eBe8)

208 "Which was worse, Brenda Starr or Mary Worth?"

Paul Krugman.

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (HjPtV)

209 Okay, I must have missed the original comment, so I'm feeling jealous. Who are we talking about? I want to hate them, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:12 AM (/eBe


TFG, but of course! :-D

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (4df7R)

210 Do I hate SCOAMF? Only his guts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (XkWWK)

211 Keep Obama in Present-dentin....

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (UZQM8)

212 You ever see the Kolchak episode The Devil's Platform? Completely obscure local pol from Illinois has meteoric rise as all opponents somehow disappear or die. Turns out he's sold his soul to the devil in order to win the governorship of Illinois as a step to the presidency.

Karl Kolchak, where are you when your country needs you?

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Nope, the only Kolchak I've seen is the new series from the past few years, though my dad's got Night Stalker and the other movie on DVD.

I'm thinking more of the Outer Limits episode The Hundred Days Of The Dragon, in which a president-elect is killed in his sleep and replaced with a duplicate who is the agent of a foreign power. I'm not thinking of this with regards to JEF, though, but rather Boehner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (e0xKF)

213 I like the moonbats well enough I suppose as fellow English speakers to protect them if invaded

I would intervene solely to keep potential adversaries off my doorstep.

After which, they would become a buffer zone puppet state. In perpetuity.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (GBXon)

214 I want a new system, and if memory serves in 2005 they did too.

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"Jesusland" revisited.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:14 AM (e0xKF)

215 Brenda Starr looks like that buxom, freckled redhead that did porn in the late 70's. What was her name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:14 AM (XkWWK)

216 Spypeach
http://tinyurl.com/bbsu6ol

The link for NRA with gift card
From RWC


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (jlngc)

217 212 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:13 AM (e0xKF)


Kolchak: The Night Stalker was remade?! Jeez, I did not know that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (XkWWK)

218 Are all zombies Obama voters or just the vast majority?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (wbmaj)

219 "Which was worse, Brenda Starr or Mary Worth?"

Oh good lord. Mary Worth by a mile.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (4df7R)

220 215 Brenda Starr looks like that buxom, freckled redhead that did porn in the late 70's. What was her name?

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I don't know offhand but it sounds like someone I'd need to look up if my wife doesn't check the search history.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (e0xKF)

221 After which, they would become a buffer zone puppet state. In perpetuity.

Cant we let them be taken and forced into slave labor camps by the North Koreans?????

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (41VCE)

222 Remember those folks on whose behalf he sued "redlining" banks. Well, they got their mortgages and eventually lost their houses.
The media doesn't give a flying fuck about his past, so this item, like so many others, will get no traction.

Posted by: boniface ballers at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (l3RZ9)

223 I'm sure unconvicted gun criminal David monkeyface Gregory will report this shocking news. He had the opportunity to, according to their theory, save one child's life, and voted Present.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (UU0OF)

224 TFG, but of course! :-D

Oh!

Well, we've already gotten into quantum-mechanical effects, so I'll just point out that if my hate were added to y'all's (yes, it's a word, d*mn it), then we'd be able to recreate the Big Bang. Twice.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (/eBe8)

225 It looks like a horde of morons (the good kind) took over the comments at the WaPo NRA article.

The libtards are wringing their hands and name-calling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (UOM48)

226 "What was her name?"

Present!

Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (HjPtV)

227 Kolchak: The Night Stalker was remade?! Jeez, I did not know that.

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It was on ABC or CBS around 5-10 years ago and ended up on hiatus before the halfway point of the season.

That's not even counting 9+ seasons of The X-Files, which is effectively Chris Carter's homage to Kolchak.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (e0xKF)

228 Crank Jim Moran says that it is "older white guys" who are standing in the way of reasonable gun control. I beg to differ--I would say younger black guys are the real problem.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 10:56 AM (wbmaj)
------------------
Oh, yeah, Moran's one to talk. With his family history of domestic abuse, someone needs to propose fist control for older (and younger) white guys. I was so happy to move out of Moran's district, but now I'm stuck with Gerry Connelly, who looks like he lurks around playgrounds in his spare time.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (qtKqj)

229 yeah and none of this 'Family Circle' bullshit-- I want Wizard Of Id and Beetle Bailey

I want Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County back. And The Far Side.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:02 AM (yiIja)


I want "Krazy Kat and Ignatz." Loved it when he threw a brick at her head and she said "little angel" adoringly."

The Fem-narzees must've went nuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (XkWWK)

230 We're having some really great gun talks in my office today. I need to get one of these guys to take me shooting.Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr) Heather, I'm not sure, but I think I remember reading that you live in or near Indianapolis. My girlfriend and I live in Franklin and go to the outdoor range at Camp Atterbury nearly every weekend. Well, okay, I go nearly every weekend, but she skips most of winter and any rainy days. You're more than welcome to join us.

Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (vtiE6)

231 Well, we've already gotten into quantum-mechanical effects, so I'll just point out that if my hate were added to y'all's (yes, it's a word, d*mn it), then we'd be able to recreate the Big Bang. Twice.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:16 AM (/eBe


This would actually be a good idea. we could just whip up a whole new universe and start from scratch.

Rule #1 of Horde 'verse: COMMIES NOT ALLOWED.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:17 AM (4df7R)

232 Read this quote from John Adams as reported in the McCullough biography...

The preservation of liberty depends upon the intellectual and moral
character of the people. As long as knowledge and virtue are diffused
generally among the body of a nation it is impossible they should be
enslaved.


My conclusion? We are well and truly screwed and I'll see y'all in the camps.

LIB

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:19 AM (A5uiv)

233 We aren't all libs in Minnesota.

Pine County Sheriff Responds to Second Amendment Freedoms with open letter.

Snip<< I do not believe the Federal Government or any individual in the Federal
Government has the right to dictate to the states, counties or
municipalities any mandate, regulation or administrative rule that
violates the United States Constitution or it various amendments. I
would view any such mandate, regulation or administrative rule illegal
and refuse to carry it out. >>


http://tinyurl.com/afgcov7

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 17, 2013 11:19 AM (81UWZ)

234 Now watching "Mr Majestyk"

Don't know any Charles Bronson stories. Except that his family was so poor that he had to wear girls' clothes until he was four. And that he was a Harley man, his ride of choicethe Sportster (which is my ride, as well).

And I'm pretty sure that was a Sporty that Christina Applegate was straddling on the ONT. Bunk x10. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:19 AM (zF6Iw)

235 I'm sure unconvicted gun criminal David monkeyface Gregory will report this shocking news.

The Albino Ape is what I call him. He's an insult to Davids and Gregorys everywhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (4df7R)

236 @AllenG Actually, I've been told the that plural of "y'all" is "all-y'all" by a friend in Mississippi. Just saying.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (A5uiv)

237 Thinking of President Obama makes this old Sammy Davis, Jr. song play in my head for no good reason:

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dewCover it with choc'late and a miracle or twoThe Candy Man, oh the Candy Man canThe Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sighSoak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pieThe Candy Man, the Candy Man canThe Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
And so on.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (vtiE6)

238 Rule #1 of Horde 'verse: COMMIES NOT ALLOWED.

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Rule #1, no commies.
Rule #2, no mistreatment of the window-licking retards... while anybody is watching.
Rule #3, no commies.
Rule #4, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule #5, no commies.
There is no rule 6.
Rule #7, no commies.

Posted by: Professor Bruce, Chair of the Philosophy Department, University of Walamaloo at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (e0xKF)

239 214 brandon,

Correct when convinced they were in the descent forever they wanted to kick us out.

I laughed and mocked them because like a warm blanket I took great comfort in Reagan's words.

I love Reagan, he was a surrogate grandfather to me, but Reagan was not in charge of "one nation" either and there were FAR MORE demcorats that REALLY did love America then.

The thing is at the end of the day the democrats KNOW they do not like me, they know they want to destroy me, and they were willing to kick me out to hear them tell it.

Fine, fine message recieved 'kick me out" or "let me leave" but you are not destroying the founding and subjugating me.

You've done a great piece of craft leftists with EPA and EOs of slowly boiling the pot.

Fry yourselves, let us go.

I have shale to extract, natural Gas to sell, woods to harvest and replant, and oil to drill for.

I have work to do for men of means and capital to generate capital and make my way.

You go on ahead and be liberal gay munitions workers who want a sex change but can't have one studies....

I want the collective, interlocking self-interest of all able bodied people to grow my nation.

Go to hell left.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:21 AM (LRFds)

240 My conclusion? We are well and truly screwed and I'll see y'all in the camps.


I'll settle for balkanization and turning areas into go-no go zones instead.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)

241 Actually, I've been told the that plural of "y'all" is "all-y'all" by a friend in Mississippi. Just saying.

Oh, it is. I wasn't using the plural, but the possessive form. (his, hers, its, theirs, y'all's)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (/eBe8)

242 Last night on the FNC Panel in reference to the day's EOs on Gun Control, Krauthammer said "I give the President points for sincerity on this."

So was SCOAMF insincere back then?

And Steve Hayes from the Weekly Standard asked what the heck was the NRA doing (in reference to the video on school security).

And these idiots are in the News business and they still don't get it.

We're under attack.
But I guess they don't want to be.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (aZ6ew)

243 Rule #1, no commies.
Rule #2, no mistreatment of the window-licking retards... while anybody is watching.
Rule #3, no commies.
Rule #4, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule #5, no commies.
There is no rule 6.
Rule #7, no commies.

Posted by: Professor Bruce, Chair of the Philosophy Department, University of Walamaloo at January 17, 2013 11:20 AM (e0xKF)


easily one of my FAVORITE Python skits, ever.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

244 #228 I' sadddled with Sarbanes Jr. As big a POS as his useless, corrupt old man. Maryland is hell.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (wbmaj)

245 I'll settle for balkanization and turning areas into go-no go zones instead.

We'll be extremely fortunate to have that as an option.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:22 AM (A5uiv)

246 I am Moron. Hear me roar!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (BAS5M)

247 Oh good lord. Mary Worth by a mile.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:15 AM (4df7R)


She wasn't that bad, just naughty.


http://tinyurl.com/b6esvg9

Posted by: RWC at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

248 So, do we not talk about American Hostages here?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (q723p)

249 I wasn't using the plural, but the possessive form.

Ah, mea culpa. (flogs self appropriately)

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (A5uiv)

250 I like this bumper sticker: "Zombies for Obama"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (wbmaj)

251 There are no "good democrats" in this matter you vote D you work for Soros whether you know it or not.___

I used to think there were good democrats, but that was before all of them boarded the Obamacare clown car. Now they are all just donks.

Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (jm/9g)

252 She wasn't that bad, just naughty.





http://tinyurl.com/b6esvg9



Oh my LOL!!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)

253 easily one of my FAVORITE Python skits, ever.

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I like that one and get a lot of use out of it lately, but I'm partial to a few other ones like How Not To Be Seen, the Hungarian Phrasebook, and the Python Brothers.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (e0xKF)

254 Thanks village,
I just joined. I think I might buy a hat as well, maybe someone will strike up a conversation with me

Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (pwTow)

255 She wasn't that bad, just naughty. http://tinyurl.com/b6esvg9
Posted by: RWC at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (fWAjv)


LOL!

Seriously though, some of Mary Worth's actual storylines were just too ridiculous to be believed. They made real soap operas embarrassed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)

256 245 DocJ,

President "Gutsy drone" would be naked, covered in peanut butter and argula, jerking off with one hand hitting the red button on the controller in the other in the Oval Office.

He is NOT a "sincere, nice, misguided man" he is a hypocritical evil asshole motherfucker.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:25 AM (LRFds)

257 Now they are all just donks.
Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 11:24 AM (jm/9g)

I like Ace's term, 'transnational progressives'. 'Trannies' for short.

I denounce myself again.

Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 11:25 AM (vtiE6)

258 So, do we not talk about American Hostages here?
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 11:23 AM (q723p)


Depends. Know any Algerians? If so, kick them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:25 AM (4df7R)

259 248 So, do we not talk about American Hostages here?

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I'm trying not to look too close at that story because I don't see it ending well.

The reports that anywhere between 6 and 35 of the hostages died in a rescue attempt just reinforces my position.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (e0xKF)

260 242 ontherocks,

Fox doesn't even know what was found here I'd wager....

bilious asshole mutant fucking Ivy League and elitists assholes who are ashamed they have "regressed' to be of a similar mind at ALL to us.

I've followed George Will since I learned to read at 3ish to 5 and I have had about enough of his ass too.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (LRFds)

261 Give the man-child a break. That was before voting for a bill without reading it became cool.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (erlzv)

262 President "Gutsy drone" would be naked, covered in peanut butter and argula, jerking off with one hand hitting the red button on the controller in the other in the Oval Office.

And somewhere in MOMA, a new art installation was born.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)

263 Depends. Know any Algerians? If so, kick them.

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OUCH!

Dammit, they said ALGERIANS, not ALBANIANS!

Posted by: Jim Belushi at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (e0xKF)

264 @sven - 245 DocJ,

President "Gutsy drone" ...


I'm not sure I ever suggested otherwise. Did I miss something?

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (A5uiv)

265 259 brandon in BR,

why think about it too much it is not like it is not getting memory holed?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (LRFds)

266 257 Now they are all just donks.

I prefer the term neo-liberal fascists

Posted by: gigg at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (41VCE)

267 Okay, bbl. Another post to write for my nonexistent blog.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 17, 2013 11:28 AM (/eBe8)

268
"I think that's what they call the revolver that Mickey Rourke used in Angel Heart."

That was the movie that taught me to pay attention in the beginning so that wouldn't be so fucking confused at the end.

Posted by: jwest at January 17, 2013 11:28 AM (ZDsRL)

269
Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (LRFds)

I hope you were wearing slacks and not dungarees when you typed that, son.

Posted by: George Will at January 17, 2013 11:28 AM (q723p)

270 I'm trying not to look too close at that story because I don't see it ending well.

If all the hostage takers were killed, its still an OK ending. That sends the message that taking hostages in Algeria is not a value add.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 11:29 AM (CIjnK)

271
And somewhere in MOMA, a new art installation was born.

And a gaggle of Disney's Imagineers are working on a new wing of the Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:29 AM (yiIja)

272 That "P" next to his name is not for Present, it's for being a Pussy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2013 11:29 AM (BAS5M)

273 >>"Jesusland" revisited.

Heh. I bet if TX and Co. did secede and declare the new Nation to be Jesusland they'd just let them go, no fight at all.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:30 AM (3ZtZW)

274 That was his gang-banger side fighting with his cracker side.

Now, he has gone "full cracker"

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 17, 2013 11:30 AM (e8kgV)

275 Nope, the only Kolchak I've seen is the new series from the past few years, though my dad's got Night Stalker and the other movie on DVD.

Ugh. Like the Ben-Hur remake being batted around, the new series sucked Obama dick. Watch Darren McGavin and Simon Oakland and accept no substitutes.

BTW, to any Chicago morons - Kolchak is from 1974. In one episode, they show KK walking from a parking lot to his office, and as he does, the camera pans down from the window reading "INS" and catches a glimpse of a sign advertising the Pinch Penny Pub. Does anybody know where that is / was?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2013 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)

276 271
And somewhere in MOMA, a new art installation was born.

And a gaggle of Disney's Imagineers are working on a new wing of the Hall of Presidents.

---

They need to add a song and dance routine.

"We are the mediocre presidents
You won't find our names on dollars or on cents
There's Taylor there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes
There's William Henry Harrison
'I died in 30 days!'"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (e0xKF)

277 OUCH! Dammit, they said ALGERIANS, not ALBANIANS!
Posted by: Jim Belushi at January 17, 2013 11:27 AM (e0xKF)


Well shoot. Now someone's going to have to go kick a few Armenians to even up the score!

Speaking of which, where's Cher right now?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)

278 264 DocJ,

no...just thinking on your post...

we need to get an organized article V movement going....

force him to either back off, agree, go nuts and get shrill, or find out we're screwed because people value Free Shit and Ponzi Scheme more than liberty.

Sorry I'm gonna take a nap I have a sinus headache like an icepick in my left temple and eye socket.

Keep up the good fight gang, and seriously ponder if you can see ANY path to this being one nation respecting the rights of the minority.

We laughed at Princess Thistle during the Walker Recall but that bitch ain't swayable.

I know that it is getting harder, and harder for me not to want the next GOP President assuming we are ever allowed to have one EO my wishlist and i know morally that is just as wrong as SCOAMF.

I don't want an Imperial States of America whether it favors my list or theirs I want a limited role Republic.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (LRFds)

279 That was the movie that taught me to pay attention in the beginning so that wouldn't be so fucking confused at the end.

Word.

Posted by: Louis Cyphre at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (evdj2)

280
Speaking of which, where's Cher right now?



Chiseling off her make-up.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)

281 279 That was the movie that taught me to pay attention in the beginning so that wouldn't be so fucking confused at the end.

Word.

---

Are we sure that the president isn't really Johnny Favorite?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:32 AM (e0xKF)

282 Good morning everyone! I apologize in advance for not reading all the comments...was listening to RedEye radio this morning on the way to the gym. John Lott Jr. was being interviewed about Obama's Executive Orders on guns and he stated he wasn't surprised. He said he firstly Obama during the mid-90s while teaching at the University of Chicago Law School and said he was the rudest guy he ever met. He also stated that Obama said he "believed people should not own guns." Anyways...good interview and insightful to the Grifter/Manchurian Candidate-in-Chief.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (rLMKB)

283 Sorry I'm gonna take a nap I have a sinus headache like an icepick in my left temple and eye socket.

Damn, sven - just got over one of them myself. Good luck and rest up.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (A5uiv)

284 OUCH! Dammit, they said ALGERIANS, not ALBANIANS! ___
My neighbor is Albanian or Kosovar or something. His "wife" just joined him from the old country. She's a charming young woman, if I get a moment alone with her, I will share only one word:

Latex.

Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (jm/9g)

285 273 Bigby's JazzHands,


Ideally it'd be a band from Texas to Canada with a bill of rights, and essentially the Constitution whole except for addressing Nixon's regulatory mess that has snowballed and a HARD invokation of the Xth amendment.

I dunno but I do know that the left is real fond of all the rules I get to live by, I damn sure know there's supposed to be a list of rules the government adheres to.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:33 AM (LRFds)

286 Chiseling off her make-up.
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)


So I've got time to have lunch, play a full game of "Monopoly," and invent cold fusion while I wait for her to be finished. That's what I'm hearing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (4df7R)

287 Armenians - Cher and all the Kardashians, hmmmmm

Posted by: Thunderb at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (Dnbau)

288 No it comes as no surprise Chicago has the worst bed bug problem in the country....What I find Simply (Huell Howzer ) AMAZING, is the absolute distance they travel, all the way to DC!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (Q8Pu5)

289 *first met Obama...

Freakin' autocorrect!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2013 11:34 AM (rLMKB)

290 The reports that anywhere between 6 and 35 of the hostages died in a rescue attempt just reinforces my position.

Posted by: Brandon in Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:26 AM (e0xKF)


If a "rescue attempt" involves bombing/strafing runs on a gas pumping facility..YOU MIGHT BE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (da5Wo)

291 It's too bad that the LIV base will never know about TFG's very active role in the housing crash.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (yiIja)

292 Sorry I'm gonna take a nap I have a sinus headache like an icepick in my left temple and eye socket.

*wince* As one who gets such things on a maddeningly frequent basis, you have my profoundest sympathy. Go lay down and put a cool washcloth over your eyes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R)

293 Well, isn't this just fucking special:

CHICAGO (FOX 32 News) -

The Chicago Police Department has issued an alert in the
2nd District of Wentworth for several armed robberies that have occurred
during the month of January.

The offenders, described as six to seven African American females
with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the
Loop.

Upon arrival to their destinations on the South Side, one of the girl
chokes the driver with a rope or cord, while another threatens the cab
driver with a knife, demanding cash. Authorities say the group then
jumps out of the cab.





Ban ropes/cords and once again, knives.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM48)

294 285 - I'm just sayin' the Libs would let a Jesusland go peacefully becoz they'd think "O boy, now that's a laff" and never get the head fake.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (3ZtZW)

295 If a "rescue attempt" involves bombing/strafing runs on a gas pumping facility..YOU MIGHT BE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (da5Wo)


You make it sound like using explosives around large holding tanks of highly flammable fuel is a BAD thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)

296 I am Moron. Hear me roar!


Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrpppp!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (GFM2b)

297 Ban ropes/cords and once again, knives.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM4

Time for another serious national conversation, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (DrWcr)

298 I stepped in some Jim Moran--how the hell do I get it off my shoe?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (wbmaj)

299 Ban ropes/cords and once again, knives.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM4


Ban cabs!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)

300
The offenders, described as six to seven African American females
with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the
Loop.


How do they get a cab!?
They never stop for me!

Posted by: Danny Glover at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (SYxpd)

301 I stepped in some Jim Moran--how the hell do I get it off my shoe?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (wbmaj)


Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (4df7R)

302 If'n you ban cords I'll have nothing to wear, dammit

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (3ZtZW)

303 If a "rescue attempt" involves bombing/strafing runs on a gas pumping facility..YOU MIGHT BE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG

---

How about we try an anesthetic gas pumped through the air conditioning system?

Posted by: Moscow SWAT team at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (e0xKF)

304 43


Was "aggravated battery with a firearm"
not already illegal? Why is it worse to shoot me in my home when there's
a school bus three blocks away than in the middle of the night? Seems
pretty bad either way.



Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 17, 2013 10:28 AM (ZKzrr)

I agree with you in that a crime shouldn't automatically carry additional penalties via principle of locality. That carries the same stink of "hate crimes" to me.
However, this law was about charging minors as adults when their crimes were committed within the confines of a school function. Frankly, if this keeps more 15-17 year old gang-banging shitstains in prison longer then I'm all for it. It seems like a legitimate "make schools safer" initiative from my perspective.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (7xeJQ)

305 The offenders, described as six to seven African American females

with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the

Loop.



=============


Ban groups of 6-7 light skinned AA females.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)

306 How about we try an anesthetic gas pumped through the air conditioning system?
Posted by: Moscow SWAT team at January 17, 2013 11:38 AM (e0xKF)


Good idea! Nothing could possibly go wrong with that. They do it in the movies all the time! Let's test it on ... oh, let's try a movie theater.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)

307 o wait i forgot no pants here at aoshq

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (3ZtZW)

308 Ban groups of 6-7 light skinned AA females.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)


My question is how the hell did they all fit in ONE cab?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)

309
You make it sound like using explosives around large holding tanks of highly flammable fuel is a BAD thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)


Yeah, what the hell was I thinking? I mean, they're the professionals.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (da5Wo)

310 Algeria, dethroning Russia as having the #1 Worse SWAT Unit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (Gyp4x)

311 307 o wait i forgot no pants here at aoshq

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Wait, someone put up a "Pants Free Zone" sign around here?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (e0xKF)

312 Yeah, what the hell was I thinking? I mean, they're the professionals.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (da5Wo)


Not just professionals: they're ALGERIAN SPECIAL FORCES. So you know they're wicked smart.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (4df7R)

313 Oh buck up poor Algerians, I am sure Sheriff Dupnik is hiring for his SWAT.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:41 AM (Gyp4x)

314 I always thought the "Present" was short for "President".

Posted by: Pres'ent Obama at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (FcR7P)

315 If a "rescue attempt" involves bombing/strafing runs on a gas pumping facility..YOU MIGHT BE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG

That depends on the message you're trying to send. It sounds like the kind of response the Russians might give (i.e. act as if the hostages are already dead, and annihilate the perpetrators)

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (CIjnK)

316 >Algeria, dethroning Russia as having the #1 Worse SWAT Unit.




Spetsnaz would just go in and kill everyone, being sure they'd get the bad guys

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (8sCoq)

317 That "P" next to his name is not for Present, it's for being a Pussy.


I thought it stood for Pinko

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (7ObY1)

318
They keep referring to those 23 edicts that King Clusterfuck issued yesterday, as...."Executive Actions".

What's an "Executive Action"?
Is that the same as an Executive Order?

Posted by: wheatie at January 17, 2013 11:42 AM (fH4X9)

319
Not just professionals: they're ALGERIAN SPECIAL FORCES. So you know they're wicked smart.

---

More like Very Special Forces.

I think these guys arrived in a short-bus C-130.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:43 AM (e0xKF)

320
Frankly, if this keeps more 15-17 year old gang-banging shitstains in prison longer then I'm all for it.

Translation: Fucknitpicky rule of the law, the point is the results.

Posted by: Entropy at January 17, 2013 11:43 AM (TULs6)

321 It's racist to bring up Obama's record!


Now on to our anal probe of that MORMON Manti Te'o...

Posted by: Media Watchdogs at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (5H6zj)

322 Bradon, the short bus C-130 is the C-27 Spartan. Only two engines. Also made by Italians.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (Gyp4x)

323 304 Sandy Fluke's Gold Parachute,

Yeah and SCOAMF voted "present" b/c by golly there was a certain prevailing fact about the demographics of the likely impacted little darlings but remember he had NO IDEA Jerry Wright said such things.

Basically Obama proves the donks could have gotten Louis fairy khan elected if they had decided to use the same playbook I'd wager....

why not?

At least louis will tell me his beliefs instead of being allowed to hide behind outright lies unchallenged.

You think had a david Duke follower shrugged and said "i never heard any of that."

the media would not have been on him like stink on shit?

The democrats are not punished by LiV or F$A for openly being allowed to ally and run racists, economic nutballs, insane issue advocates because of the media.....and they use the schools to render LiV vulnerable to mealy mouthed platitudes and braying mantras.

I swear to God 20/20 may well be won by "4 legs good two legs baa-aaa-aaad'

it's that bad.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (LRFds)

324 They keep referring to those 23 edicts that King Clusterfuck issued yesterday, as...."Executive Actions".

What's an "Executive Action"?

Bowel movement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:44 AM (GFM2b)

325 320 Entropy,

a principled stand against the law on merits was "no" not PRESENT!

I disagree with the law of course, but "if it saves just one life" etc etc etc

horseshit Barry you're just now able to show us you're flexible enough to suck your own "big stick'

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (LRFds)

326 Region A using hysteria and EOs to subjugate Region B's ideas on what is
"proper" about the bill of rights at the Federal level is immoral.

Gun ownership is not "slavery" it is about their attempt to destroy my rights for their comfort.


--stolen for my new sig line --

The divorce is pending. The blue spouse is still out partying and sleeping around, trying out her "freedom" while spouting platitudes about " control issues" , "anger issues" and about "conflict being unhealthy", completely ignoring and avoiding the battle that MUST be fought over the split while pushing every one of red spouse buttons .

On behalf of us who are not among the gifted in the literacy department , Please keep ranting , Sven.

Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (EZl54)

327 Breaking News:

A picture of the Algerian HRT Commander has been released...



http://tinyurl.com/bj4shjh

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (da5Wo)

328
>>>ALGERIAN SPECIAL FORCES

Top. Men.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2013 11:46 AM (SYxpd)

329 I'm going down to Orlando on business in a couple of weeks. Any good gun shops I should visit? I'm only used to the New England variety.

Posted by: Rule #2 at January 17, 2013 11:46 AM (CypDC)

330 Spetsnaz would just go in and kill everyone, being sure they'd get the bad guys

Do that enough times and word eventually get around that taking Russian hostages serves no purpose other than to seal your fate.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (CIjnK)

331 Sorry I'm gonna take a nap I have a sinus headache like an icepick in my left temple and eye socket. *wince* As one who gets such things on a maddeningly frequent basis, you have my profoundest sympathy. Go lay down and put a cool washcloth over your eyes.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R

I've posted this before, but if you get a lot of sinus headaches, ask your doctor about Astepro spray. Its a non steroidal antihistimane spray. I used to get sinus headaches quite often but not since I've been using this daily for a couple of years now.

Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (m2CN7)

332 pushing every one of red spouse buttons and then running away in tears when he growls.

Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (EZl54)

333 Breaking News:

A picture of the Algerian HRT Commander has been released...



http://tinyurl.com/bj4shjh


Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (da5Wo)



Must be from the Plainclothes Division.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

334 Frankly, if this keeps more 15-17 year old gang-banging shitstains in prison longer then I'm all for it.


But . . . but, crime is down! Why do we need ever harsher measures to throw even more perps behind bars for longer stretches?

Posted by: Cant Figure Out Cause and Effect at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (BAS5M)

335 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:45 AM (da5Wo)

Where's the keffiyah?

Can't be a proper Muslim without a keffiyah!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (sbV1u)

336 326 T Hunter,

Thanks I have a boomer so I'm gonna take a break.

I used my love of this country to survive a pretty toxic upbringing but if Barack Obama is "Captain America" I am not an "American" I guess.

Be safe.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (LRFds)

337 Breaking News:A picture of the Algerian HRT Commander has been released...

I swear to God, BCochran, if I follow that link and it turns out to be a picture of Helen Thomas...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (4df7R)

338
I'm going down to Orlando on business in a couple of weeks. Any good gun shops I should visit? I'm only used to the New England variety.

Check on the range near International Drive if that's where you'll be staying, to see if it's still open. After that, find a Shoot Straight store.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (yiIja)

339 oh and for "not literate" I rather enjoyed your mathaphor.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:48 AM (LRFds)

340 um "metaphor"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2013 11:49 AM (LRFds)

341 The divorce is pending. The blue spouse is still out partying and sleeping around, trying out her "freedom" while spouting platitudes about " control issues" , "anger issues" and about "conflict being unhealthy", completely ignoring and avoiding the battle that MUST be fought over the split while pushing every one of red spouse buttons .


While not at home blowing the red spouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:49 AM (GFM2b)

342 I've posted this before, but if you get a lot of sinus headaches, ask your doctor about Astepro spray. Its a non steroidal antihistimane spray. I used to get sinus headaches quite often but not since I've been using this daily for a couple of years now.
Posted by: polynikes at January 17, 2013 11:47 AM (m2CN7)


Thanks, polynikes! I may just do that. It's ridiculous how many sinus headaches I get, of varying degree, throughout the year. That's what I get for apparently being allergic to seasons.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (4df7R)

343 They keep referring to those 23 edicts that King Clusterfuck issued yesterday, as...."Executive Actions".



What's an "Executive Action"?



It this case it means that Biden told Obama what to do, and Obama told his cabinet to do it.

What, you didn't expect him to make a decision on his own, did you? That sort of thing requires weeks of preparation.

And by "preparation", I mean "golf vacations".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (SY2Kh)

344 308
Ban groups of 6-7 light skinned AA females.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:39 AM (X6akg)



My question is how the hell did they all fit in ONE cab?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)

Skinny ass bitches.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (X6akg)

345 What? No love for the Desert Eagle .50?

You can still get ammo for it.

Posted by: Invictus at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (OQpzc)

346 >>>That law was BS

Then he should have voted "NAY" instead of "To much of a pussy to take a stand"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 11:51 AM (0q2P7)

347 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2013 11:36 AM (UOM4




And not one fucking word from the NAACP or the CBC! I am so sick and tired of these black racist organizations making excuses for these people. A white conservative friend asked me if I was embarrassed when blacks do stupid shit. I said "no" because I don't do dumb shit. I don't relate to the pathetic behaviors and stereotypes that are allowed to exist in the black community because I wasn't raised that way, nor want to live that way. And I further explained that just because one person does it, doesn't mean we are all like that. I certainly don't lump white people together. I am a firm believer that ignorance comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. But I am tired of the excuses being made for a segment of the black population to act so damn stupid! Ok, rant off.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2013 11:51 AM (rLMKB)

348 it means that Biden told Obama what to do




Let that sink in for a second.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 17, 2013 11:51 AM (da5Wo)

349 Pipe down, you meatballs! King Obama learned this at Harvard.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (w3+gB)

350 Well Chicago ain't too organized on a lot of issues

It's organized *just* the way we like it.

Posted by: The Cook County Machine at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (B/VB5)

351 Spetsnaz would just go in and kill everyone, being sure they'd get the bad guys

Do that enough times and word eventually get around that taking Russian hostages serves no purpose other than to seal your fate.

Just ask Somalian pirates.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (GFM2b)

352 >>>What? No love for the Desert Eagle .50?


You can still get ammo for it.

I like em. But their reliability is not the best.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (0q2P7)

353 Skinny ass bitches.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (X6akg)


Are we sure they aren't really a group of 6-7 sentient toothpicks?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (4df7R)

354 352 >>>What? No love for the Desert Eagle .50?


You can still get ammo for it.

I like em. But their reliability is not the best.

---

Just make sure it doesn't say "replica" on the side or pick fights with a guy who has a grill made out of used cartridges.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:53 AM (e0xKF)

355 Just make sure it doesn't say "replica" on the side or pick fights with a guy who has a grill made out of used cartridges.


http://youtu.be/Ivz4NA4zHzQ


Hahaha!!! Best scene from that movie.

Posted by: EC at January 17, 2013 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)

356 a "mathaphor" for this might be:

C / SCOAMF ^(LiV * .52) +MFM * |POWER|= LIB

Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:58 AM (EZl54)

357 Hahaha!!! Best scene from that movie.

---

"Do you have anything to declare?"

"Yeah... don't go to England."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 17, 2013 11:59 AM (e0xKF)

358 where C =USA

Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:59 AM (EZl54)

359 Noodle Andy post up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:59 AM (4df7R)

360
Are we sure they aren't really a group of 6-7 sentient toothpicks?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (4df7R)


Chicago cabbies need to hire that guy that drives an 'empty car'.

'Instagram dat joint'.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 12:00 PM (X6akg)

361 C / SCOAMF ^(LiV * .52) +MFM * |POWER|= LIB
Posted by: T. Hunter at January 17, 2013 11:58 AM (EZl54)


The best part of that equation might just be the |POWER|.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 17, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

362 I like em. But their reliability is not the best.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 17, 2013 11:52 AM (0q2P7)

I didn't know that. You'd think for the price they'd be sailorproof.

Posted by: Invictus at January 17, 2013 12:02 PM (OQpzc)

363 338 Thanks BwB. I see a Shoot Straight in Casselberry and Apopka. Hopefully I'll have time to check it out.

Posted by: Rule #2 at January 17, 2013 12:05 PM (CypDC)

364 Jesus Christ, I think we're still on hold here.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2013 12:13 PM (qwK3S)

365 Answer the fucking phone.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2013 12:14 PM (qwK3S)

366 365
Answer the fucking phone.


Suicide Hotline - "please hold"

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 17, 2013 12:15 PM (CIjnK)

367 Hey shitheads, I think my life might need saving.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 17, 2013 12:18 PM (qwK3S)

368
Skinny ass bitches.


Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2013 11:50 AM (X6akg)

Get that shit outa here!

Posted by: Sir-Mix-Alot at January 17, 2013 12:27 PM (FIDMq)

369 I'm one helluva lot more liberal than Obama, and if I were in the Illinois Senate then, I woulda voted AGAINST that bill. It PURPORTED to go after guns, but in fact what it did was effect an oblique motive of turning 15 year olds into adults. But if I had ambitions to run federally, I would definitely consider that voting 'present' does not harm to the outcome of the overall vote and maybe saves me some avoidable grief from the NRA.

Ever heard of the term 'politician'?

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 17, 2013 12:34 PM (21TJo)

370 An Illinois Dem soft on crime. Perish the thought. By the way, someone suggested that Deadspin get involved in the Benghazi investigation as it actually checks things out, something the mainstream is incapable of doing.

Posted by: ejo at January 17, 2013 12:38 PM (GXvSO)

371 "21 Recall when I started vetting him back in '08 that I pointed out that one of the FEW things he could be bothered with in the minor leagues was baby butchery...."

That isn't zealotry, but good old-fashioned payola. Rev. Wright sat on the board of that IL hospital, and Juggy votes how his handlers tell him. Jarrett was probably thinking for him back then, too. He's always been lazy and more interested in the perks than the responsibilities of the few jobs he's held over the years. But he's liberal in that sense.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 17, 2013 12:49 PM (7h5MH)

372 "I'm one helluva lot more liberal than Obama..."
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 17, 2013 12:34 PM (21TJo)

Rex, 'helluva lot more liberal than Obama' would put you a little to the left of V. I. Lenin and a little to the right of Kim Jong Il. News: humanity is not one big amphorous solid.

I've heard far-Left liberals complain about Obama's 'centrist tendencies' before. It's complete bullshit. Obama's voting record in the Senate was to the left of Bernie Sanders', the only publicly avowed socialist in Congress. The only step to the left of euro-style socialism is, of course, straight-up communism. Good luck with that. 150+ million dead and counting isn't a big selling point. Neither are gulags and reeducation camps.

Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2013 01:43 PM (vtiE6)

373 Oh, give him a break. He didn't know there was another way to vote.

Posted by: George LeS at January 17, 2013 03:02 PM (C4s3i)






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