Obama Administration Ordered ICE to Stand Down in Case of Senator Bob Menendez' Visa-Overstaying Sex-Criminal Intern, Thus Granting the Intern, Much Like David Gregory, the Official Favor of the Imperial Court
This was reported previously, but I'm glad to see it reported again. AP's hook for this second report is that the Administration called the story "categorically false" the first time -- but now they have documents confirming it.
Newly released documents show that federal immigration agents were prepared to arrest an undocumented immigrant and registered sex offender days before the November elections. However according to the internal agency documents, the agents were ordered by Washington to hold off after officials warned of “significant interest” from Congress and news organizations since the suspect was a volunteer intern for New Jersey Sen. Robert Menendez. ... When The Associated Press first disclosed the delayed arrest of last month, Sanchez, 18, the Homeland Security Department said AP’s report was “categorically false.” ... According to those documents, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Newark had arranged to arrest Sanchez at the local prosecutor’s office on Oct. 25. That was fewer than two weeks before the election. Noting that Sanchez was a volunteer in Menendez’s Senate office, ICE officials in New Jersey advised that the arrest “had the possibility of garnering significant congressional and media interest” and were “advised to postpone the arrest” until officials in Washington gave approval. The documents describe a conference call between officials Washington and New Jersey to “determine a way forward, given the potential sensitivities surrounding the case.”The article goes on to note ICE's friendly treatment of Obama's various illegal relatives. Sanchez, the sex-criminal in question, was convicted of sexually assaulting an 8 year old, when he himself was 15. The AP pointedly does not report the relationship between Sanchez and his victim, to protect the victim -- which makes it pretty clear the victim is a member of his family.
In a letter Monday, Assistant DHS Secretary Nelson Peacock said an allegation that the government delayed Sanchez’s arrest “for political purposes” was categorically false. Neither the unnamed U.S. official cited in AP’s original story or the senators in their letters to the department had specifically alleged that the arrest had been delayed for political purposes.
Comments
Posted by: David Gregory at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (fH4X9)
Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (VMcEw)
also noticed the media assisted in lacking information to the public.
maybe it's not rape,rape. is it?
i laugh at myself always thinking the cover-ups are going to take down this party.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 02:06 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2013 02:06 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (StDOM)
*shudder*
Posted by: Mindy at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (3pGXY)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:08 PM (nqBYe)
charge of aggravated sexual assault in 2009. The records show he was
accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old boy at least eight times
and sentenced to two years’ probation and required to register as a sex
offender.
Where's the convicted part? Surely the perv wasn't just accused, arrested and sentenced.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2013 02:08 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (QKKT0)
*shudder* Posted by: Mindy at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (3pGXY)
Because their party safe harbors them, enables them, celebrates, and it is easier to do rapey rape if you have power--ask any of BJ Clinton's victims.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (epxV4)
Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (/eBe8)
Hmm, if only there were some way of leveraging that in a public discussion of the future of the Republic.
It would have to be massive, something on the order of a Presidential Campaign...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (QKbPo)
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I'm taking a guess that he pled down to something like "inappropriate behavior with an appliance" to avoid jail time.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (53z96)
Thanks assholes. Now, FOAD.
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:11 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 02:11 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM
Sure, I realize that, but just for the sake of, oh I don't know, presenting a fact, you'd think it would be included.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (bAGA/)
Not necessarily. If the relationship were something like "the daughter of his mother's co-worker," then that would be easily identifiable. Similarly if it was "his sister's playmate" or "his teacher's stepchild."
Whatever the case, it's disgusting.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (rVr5H)
The records show he was accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old boy
Aha.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (T0NGe)
Sorry, Vic. I think we're past the time when "jail" is the answer.
Time for tar, feather, and rails.
After that, it will be time for rope and lampposts.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (/eBe8)
So in WaPo-ese, that would be "Categorically false but accurate?"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (4df7R)
It's be nice if this, or Fast and Furious, or Benghazi, or any of the other scandals could be used as grounds for impeachment, or at least grandstanding.
It would've been nicer if Romney or someone could've done it last friggin' year.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (zgHLA)
8 times? Almost surely a relative. Has to be somebody in regular contact with the victim.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (T0NGe)
officials in New Jersey advised that the arrest “had the possibility of
garnering significant congressional and media interest” and were
“advised to postpone the arrest” until officials in Washington gave
approval. The documents describe a conference call between officials
Washington and New Jersey to “determine a way forward, given the
potential sensitivities surrounding the case.”
just reading that makes me want to throw up. srsly We will do Anything to retain power!
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Walter Sobchek at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (rVr5H)
I don't think you can be "sentenced to two years probation" without a conviction or at least a guilty plea.
Yet.
Posted by: Mrs SCOAMF at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Willie Sutton at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (nqBYe)
Most of them are pissed off about this shit too. They consider themselves (and are) law enforcement, and being told not to do their sworn duty doesn't sit well.
Apparently it's relatively common under this administration that their office gets a call from a DC higher up telling them to back off from enforcing the law in specific cases for political and/or PR reasons.
From what I'm told, it's often just a phone call, thus leaving no paper trail. One doesn't need a vivid imagination to interpret the unspoken "do this if you value your career".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (q33yg)
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2013 02:08 PM (bAGA/)
As others have noted, if he pled down, it wouldn't necessary be reported as convicted since conviction carries the implication of a court ruling.
You know what's sad? I'm happy that at least he was arrested at some point. That's how low the bar has fallen.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:15 PM (VtjlW)
The sooner everyone understands that not only they, but their children do not matter, the sooner we'll be on our way to getting this fixed one way or another.
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 02:16 PM (QKKT0)
at Their discretion. not anything to do with Their actual duties to the law.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: MJ at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (vl5mg)
celebrates, and it is easier to do rapey rape if you have power--ask
any of BJ Clinton's victims.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (kXoT0)
When those ignorant fuckheads were applauding Slick at the Golden Globes I was thinking to myself "They're celebrating an unindicted rapist."
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (BOkRL)
Posted by: eureka! at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (HPRku)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (kXoT0)
And served on Fannie/Freddie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (XkWWK)
I don't think the Founders envisioned it quite this way (because I bet they never saw the media irresponsibility we have today). But the end result will be the same.
If we ever got to the point where the people hated both parties in significant numbers, we might gain some traction fixing things. But it doesn't look good so we'll have to wait for the burnage.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (w3+gB)
Posted by: Stalin at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (rVr5H)
I do appreciate the thread Ace but I do wish we'd "moveon.org" about the American people not voting R giving a damn about any donk corruption.
They want to WIN baby.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (nqBYe)
He sleeps with the fishes.......
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Matty Yglesias at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (xmcEQ)
are you serious? He is dead?
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)
Big deal. They love me.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 16, 2013 02:21 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:21 PM (GFM2b)
some Texas Moron should get with a mexican family and upload the gorey photos of fast and furious...
then push for arming mexico's poor.
"if it saves one life"
Goddamned SCOAMF
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: MJ at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (vl5mg)
Nope. Ask the Soviets about apparatchiks.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (VtjlW)
anyone remember where that information was written?
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (nqBYe)
I'm pretty sure they saw plenty of broadsheets and pamphlets that were partisan garbage at the time and were aware of how slanted and stupid they could be. They probably didn't envision just how large they could get and what a disproportionate impact they could have in a dumbed down populace. But they didn't give any rights to those jizz-mops that you and I don't have.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (BOkRL)
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
Time for tar, feather, and rails.
After that, it will be time for rope and lampposts.
As the pinhead on American Horror Story: Asylum said, "Cut open your skull & stir your brains with a fork."
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (GFM2b)
http://youtu.be/t_AG5Y6Jfog?t=1m50s (NSFW)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 16, 2013 02:25 PM (1FLBb)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (BOkRL)
Point of order. The comparison between the MFM and jizz-mops is inapt as jizz-mops are useful.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:25 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)
more to the point why not have an American Mafia made up of Republicans?
that's where we are this is the worst excesses of reconstruction coming...Reconstruction 2.0
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (LRFds)
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I still think something like that would be counter productive. What would be better is a large portrait collage in the Capital rotunda of all the people that guns have saved. If they worry so much about saving the life of one person, show them thousands.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (jnlKI)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (rVr5H)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (VtjlW)
Aparatchiks, mandarins....
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:27 PM (OQpzc)
Go on. You're getting near to the rest of the plan. The Plan. TM, even. They would give that ha-ha but serious look about now.
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:27 PM (3ZtZW)
at Their discretion. not anything to do with Their actual duties to the law.
Pretty much.
Even if they ignore "guidance" from DC, they still need cooperation from the federal prosecutor.
I've heard some horror stories about ICE building a rock solid case against someone (as in caught red handed, complete with confession), but the federal prosecutor inexplicably refusing to prosecute.
To be fair, some degree of discretion is understandable- even the most hardcore, gung ho ICE guys I've talked to acknowledge that there are so many illegals out there that just trying to deport the most egregious criminals is a full time job.
The illegal alien washing dishes at your local greasy spoon? As long as he doesn't get picked up for breaking the law, he has little to worry about.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 02:27 PM (SY2Kh)
Everybody shows up, drops a 30 round mag before the Washington Monument, and tells DC and Zero to go fuck themselves.
As the head AG for DC shows, as long as it's for First Amendment purposes we're all good.
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (tVTLU)
Wanna be a Capo!!! Yeah, dawg!
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (3ZtZW)
WH quadruples the number of signatures required, to 100k, before they will provide a formal response to a petition.
The new rule applies to future petitions.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)
are you serious? He is dead?
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)
No. I have no idea. I'm just guessing. Chicago politics and all.....
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:29 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (jnlKI)
Want to know why mexican immigrants don't give a shit about the 2nd Ammendment? They figure it will be like Mexico. Guns are illegal...and you can get one any day you really want one.
And no one gives a shit if you kill a bunch of mexican peasants. Not even other mexican peasants.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:30 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: L, elle at January 16, 2013 02:30 PM (0PiQ4)
I'm seriously tempted to start a petition to drop the required signatures back to 25K.
You think it would make the cut?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (/eBe8)
First Amendment Rights to petition for redress of grievances can ALSO bite Barry's nutsack, apparently.
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (3ZtZW)
Rush was mentioning the SCOAMF push for background checks for law abiding gun purchasers after being elected with almost no vetting of his background by the MFM.
This should be brought up EVERY time background checks are suggested.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (tVTLU)
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Maybe a fake 30-round magazine. I'm not dropping any real magazines for the authorities to confiscate. 30-round magazines are going to be highly prized soon. A bit of gold, as it were.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (jnlKI)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (LRFds)
http://bit.ly/W7odRp
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (piMMO)
You think it would make the cut?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (/eBe
Who knew that requesting to have Pierced Morgan deported would create such a ruckus.........
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (wbmaj)
I'd hate to hear that. He actually had a conscience and is a good american.
there are fewer and fewer these days.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (nqBYe)
You mispelled "guests taken to a religious retreat."
//Colonel many Throw mcMomJeans hero of whole 19
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (LRFds)
Booth Babes from CES.
http://www.overclockersclub.com/reviews/ces2013/26.htm
Not sure what the half-naked chicks wearing the pasties were about.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)
I apologize if covered already, but Americans are included in the hostages taken in Algeria.
Al Queda is on the run!
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (rVr5H)
Posted by: Vizzini at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (3ZtZW)
the authorities to confiscate. 30-round magazines are going to be highly
prized soon. A bit of gold, as it were.
Drop an airsoft magazine.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Not and Artist at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (uRumV)
He has Obama high fiving the children, and Bill and Hill making out in a hammock.
Jeebus.
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (OQpzc)
I'm seriously tempted to start a petition to drop the required signatures back to 25K.
You think it would make the cut?
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Petition considered... *stamp* DENIED.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)
One chunky with real boobs and one skinny with fake boobs.
Which one was Mac and which one was PC?
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (rVr5H)
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And they're so askeered of the US.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (jnlKI)
He has Obama high fiving the children, and Bill and Hill making out in a hammock.
Jeebus.
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Thanks, I needed an appetite suppressant.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (e0xKF)
Drunkle Boingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:30 PM (OQpzc)
I don't really agree, mexican peasants do Not have really any power in Mexico,
but i do suspect they (mexico) had a payoff something like food stamps etc here and there indefinitely. So the mexican govt wouldn't squeal so much.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)
the authorities to confiscate. 30-round magazines are going to be highly prized soon. A bit of gold, as it were.
Drop an airsoft magazine.
That's the conundrum. If it isn't real, no law was broken, so no arrest.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (rVr5H)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48)
Which one was Mac and which one was PC?
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The chunky one with real boobs was Mac because they aren't into customization and/or after-market upgrades as compared to PCs.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Commissioner Lisa Mallozzi at January 16, 2013 02:39 PM (e0xKF)
He has Obama high fiving the children, and Bill and Hill making out in a hammock.
Jeebus.
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Thanks, I needed an appetite suppressant.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (e0xKF)
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Well I got it in reverse--just ate lunch then viewed it.
Bill is a lazy schmuck--looks like Hill is doing all the work.
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:39 PM (r2PLg)
Bill is a lazy schmuck--looks like Hill is doing all the work.
****
The caption...
WTF?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48 )
But, there are times when some should practice what they preach.....
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (xmcEQ)
I hate guns! But i like guns if they are used on you!
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)
Not hating. I'm happy to look at both of them equally, I promise.
Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (jnlKI)
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The new stock at CTD, at least for AK mags, is priced insanely high. Website slowed to a crawl when the email went out.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (1FLBb)
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)
The caption...
WTF?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)
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I missed the caption.
Is it--
Do we know what the right hand is doing?
(Off to go look.)
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Nelson Peacock at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)
I thought as you do. My wife is from El Salvador and speaks to illegals here in the sactuary city of Austin. They really don't care. All they care about is being told they don't have to return to the shithole they came from. Citizenship is a secondary issue. Second ammendment is no issue at all.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (BOkRL)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)
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OR, "Get out of my face, bitch. The cabana girl is making her rounds now".
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (jnlKI)
You would be wrong.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (0q2P7)
And I always know that she's thinking about that whenever I'm, you know, stubborn about something, in her constant quest at my self- improvement. She refers to me as her first husband. Because I told her once she's going to live to be 120 and have time for plenty more.
But anyway, my advice is that she should rest up and decide what she wants to do with the rest of her life.
_____________________
Well...I think reptiles have low heart rates.
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:43 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Burn the Bitch at January 16, 2013 02:43 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (r2PLg)
So was Menendez using this kid for his own sex purposes or was he providing him to Harry Ried in return for legislation?
Just asking questions.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (p/cQy)
I understand why they want citizenship because they can escape it. I don't understand their not caring .
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol
I'm guessing when fucktard 'shoots' a gun this approximately what it sounds like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7Bi4OYaFs
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:45 PM (BOkRL)
I would gladly "weigh" the evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:45 PM (GFM2b)
And except for new bolt action rifles every damn thing is up in price.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:45 PM (OQpzc)
To be fair [heh] the War is Here, now. And I wonder if AQ would be so grabby if theyrealised we're about to move on and start in on each other [like it appears we're a-gonna].
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Nah Nah
You can't hit me...!
Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Mark Sanchez at January 16, 2013 02:47 PM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2013 02:47 PM (gznAu)
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Nah Nah
You can't hit me...!
Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (0q2P7)
You two pipe down in there!
Posted by: Kelban's Scolding Parent at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (/eBe8)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (nqBYe)
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I don't think they give a shit as long as they get what they want, which could be money, munitions, or promises from the JEF to stay out of that part of the world.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (e0xKF)
You think it would make the cut?
Oh, I'm pretty sure it'd get 100k signatures...
And you'd get the entirely expected response...now, they'd require 250k signatures.
Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (YesJa)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (nqBYe)
They don't even demand that. They just don't want to go back.
Re: Cornyn
Just another traitorous, blood sucking lawyer. He can't help being a pos.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:49 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Elmo at January 16, 2013 02:49 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (3ZtZW)
He's probably exhausted.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Mark Sanchez at January 16, 2013 02:47 PM (/Mla1)
Let me illustrate why you should be deported using this four step chart . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (jnlKI)
Comrades! The Whitehouse petition signature requirement has been lowered from 100K to 250K.
All animals are now even more equal!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: I at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Nah Nah
You can't hit me...!
Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (0q2P7)
You two pipe down in there!
If I have to stop this car...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:53 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:53 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (da5Wo)
Nothing to see here, folks, just move along. The next act in the Obama administration/MSM's kabuki theater will be starting momentarily.
Posted by: Observer at January 16, 2013 02:55 PM (/sohm)
That was actually kind of funny. Who'd he rip it off from?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 02:56 PM (ZKzrr)
So fashion forward. Exquisite taste I might say.
Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (fWAjv)
Your status has provisionally been upgraded to being allowed to stand inside.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)
Speaking as a (legal) immigrant myself, and based on my contacts with illegals, I'd confirm your observation for the most part.
What I would add is that the few who DO care about the 2nd amendment are FOR it. Many know what it is like when there are plenty of guns for gangs and armies but none for the average guy. They can really grasp the 2ndA better than Ms. Doe in the suburbs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (C8mVl)
illegals, I'd confirm your observation for the most part.
What I would add is that the few who DO care about the 2nd amendment
are FOR it. Many know what it is like when there are plenty of guns
for gangs and armies but none for the average guy. They can really
grasp the 2ndA better than Ms. Doe in the suburbs.
Me too.
The difference is assimilation and a little education. The ones that don't care are here for entirely selfish reasons.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)
These people are so corrupt they embarass the Mafia.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2013 02:59 PM (G+Wff)
Oh brother. Hopefully after the BS spouted from TFFG today things will die down.
Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:59 PM (fWAjv)
Do all, most, some, or a few pipelines need Presidential approval?
Does every pipeline that crosses state lines require a Presidential sign-off?
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 03:00 PM (ZPrif)
FIFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:00 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 16, 2013 03:01 PM (/Mla1)
LOL!!!
Cheaper than Dirt? More expensive than gold.
Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 03:01 PM (0q2P7)
Drunkle Boingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (UOM4
_______________________
Those are just the two we know about. They are probably just the tip of the iceberg. Obama probably has dozens of Kenyan relatives living illegally in the U.S.
Gee, if only the Founders had been smart enough to require that a president be a natural born citizen of the United States. Oh . . . wait . . . .
Posted by: Observer at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (/sohm)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (VtjlW)
Might I be permitted a pillow and a blanket, Dear Leader?
http://tinyurl.com/b4ggcdb
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: zeeman at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (V50FL)
Do all, most, some, or a few pipelines need Presidential approval?
Does every pipeline that crosses state lines require a Presidential sign-off?
You ask me for a miracle I give you the
EEEE
PEEE
AAAE
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (ZPrif)
Repatriate them back from the ass end of a C-130 sans parachute.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (kXoT0)
EEEE
PEEE
AAAE
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Nice suit. John Phillips, London... I hear Arafat gets his there.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Bawney fwank at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (LRFds)
Okay, you've convinced me.
Done.
http://wh.gov/EH4S
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (/eBe8)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Choom King at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (AMpFh)
186
Is this a political blog or asshole group therapy. The hate, the
strained wit, the obvious political impotence, the jealousy of the
actual power brokers, the faux outrage at everything from liberal
policies to what kind of
ass lot of losers, in spades.
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (VToDy)
Damn that public school education is a killer. But hey, good luck next time sparky.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (da5Wo)
Both.
But at least we assholes expect a minimal degree of corruption from the political leadership that we loosely identify with ideologically. Since you have nothing to say about the actual content of the post, I'm assuming you don't.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (NF2Bf)
the EPA and M$M are the biggest shields Choom has.
We can possibly dismantle one without power.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (da5Wo)
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Thanks. And, Jane. You know you're going to hell for that, don't you?
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (jnlKI)
rich in natural resources but no hope to have their own decent livelihoods in their own homeland.
probably a very naive comment.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)
>>> Question -- why does Obama have to approve the Keystone XL pipeline?
Better question -- Why did Obama approve part of the pipeline?
Is he going to let the oil just pour out on the ground?
Posted by: I at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (1Y+hH)
Please drift on back to the Daily Kos or DU and you can feel superior because you told us all off! How smart you are! What brilliant wit you have!
Now fuck off and please die.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Neither, but if your 3rd guess is "somewhere I probably don't belong" - well, I'll be damned if you aren't finally onto something.
Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 03:07 PM (YesJa)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P)
Damn you, Jim Dandy!
Posted by: Vizzini at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: yinzer at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (VToDy)
Sweetie, I'm in diamonds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P)
It's best when you let it soak in the milk for a while, to really soften up the wit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)
Lucky you. My strainer broke so I had to settle for half wit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:09 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (41VCE)
http://tinyurl.com/b4ggcdb
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (da5Wo)
*taps chin* Mayhap a pallet.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)
*ahem*
Is that all you're wearing? Cause if so.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)
----pffffffft
That's Cream of Wit.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (w3+gB)
This. I believe that this is why the Boy Scouts have fought having gay leaders for the boys. Worked so well in the Catholic Church.
Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (zpqa2)
Is that all you're wearing? Cause if so.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)
But I'm not near a shower, however will I calibrate the webcam?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (nELVU)
Also good. And then there's Wit Grits...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)
Therapy is for liberal losers who need a third party to help them figure out how to cry over there first world problems. This is just the modern version of a bunch of dudes hanging out at the green dragon pissed off at His Majesty who enjoy hanging out here because we're surrounded by common feelings and news walks in the door once in a while. Of course if you weren't clinically brain dead or completely ignorant about humanity that would be obvious.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (nqBYe)
No, I have always said we should treat Mexico like we did Panama and Haiti and Neeecaragwaaaa, and any other sinkhole third world rot in our hemisphere.
We could give them 6 months to clean up their act, then invade if they don't. Lock up the leaders, then leave. Give them another 6 months, and if ncessary, repeat.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)
Second that with silk, mink, ropes of real pearls, and a brand new Lexus and three degrees in Computer Science including a Masters. How is life in Mommy's dank little basement?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: I at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (1Y+hH)
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He's going to be mandating money to build the "Great Prairie Bridge" so the pipline won't disturb the buffalo.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (jnlKI)
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (41VCE)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (nqBYe)
Oligarchy running a country with socialist rhetoric and ruling over an uneducated peasant population that lets the elites do any damn thing they want to do. They are what our elites want us to be. That is why they get a pass.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)
Mmmm..hhhmmm......ok. How about some Blake Lively?
http://tinyurl.com/aqdg6sg
NSFW
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (VtjlW)
Finally watched Portlandia. Funny.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (BOkRL)
taps fingernails, waiting for 'wit'.
Might want to pack a lunch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (VToDy)
_____________
projection.
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (kXoT0)
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How ya' doin'?
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (jnlKI)
and ruling over an uneducated peasant population that lets the elites do
any damn thing they want to do. They are what our elites want us to be.
That is why they get a pass.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (OQpzc)
I believe we are on our way to their dreams fulfillment.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (nqBYe)
237
The pedophilia post only feeds your prurient interests. Now go wipe the spooge off your chins.
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (VToDy)
tisk tisk
Projection, projection, projection
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Accused Pedophile Harry Reid at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (NF2Bf)
Who rotted his teeth out with candy.
The rot reached his brain
But Jim didn't complain,
For he knew that he didn't have any!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (4df7R)
If you like your dark squirties...you can keep your dark squirties, to yourself.
Now that I am King, I am outlawing all skidmarks.
I hereby declare that my Imperial Court, formerly known as the White House...to be a Skidmark-Free Zone.
If we can save one child from the horror of skidmarks, then we must enact some reasonable legislation against dark squirties.
Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (fH4X9)
****** looking thru pantry****
Wit Thins
Wit Chex
Shredded Wit
Whole Wit Grain Bread
Whole Wit Flour
Wit Feed (that doesent belong in here)
Cream of Wit.
Nope. No Strained Wit here.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (nELVU)
The pedophilia post only feeds your prurient interests. Now go wipe the spooge off your chins.
Liberals, always classy.
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (41VCE)
Nope. No Strained Wit here.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (nELVU)
You do have them arranged numerically by fiber content, yes?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)
Send him out to the frontier for a campaigning season. He'll learn a new appreciation for the silk sheets in the capital city.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (ZKzrr)
As in "That is not (aka 'categorically') false."
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (zurJC)
use on abortion and birth cotrol talking points and votes
usage for feeding welfare for votes.
usage for .... well if you can kill infants at birth for a vote i guess no line exists.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (VToDy)
___________________
It's a little old English lady--or Piers Morgan.
Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (r2PLg)
Who rotted his teeth out with candy.
The rot reached his brain
But Jim didn't complain,
For he knew that he didn't have any!
There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (jnlKI)
Mighty fine and thanks for asking.jumbo dumby I will never, ever apologize for being outraged over letting people in power skate on sexual predation. I will never apologize for being outraged that not one damn Democratic female in power had the ovaries to denounce BJ Clinton.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (YZizW)
Unless it's the life of US embassy workers. Or Mexicans. Or black kids in my hometown Chicago.
Posted by: Choom King at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (AMpFh)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)
Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (fH4X9)
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Just children?
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (jnlKI)
What's hilarious is when a troll comes in on his high horse and gets knocked off by a running joke.
We aren't going anywhere. Our morale couldn't be lower so you are wasting your time. Your lot will always fail in the end. Because your tiny little ideas your puny brains embrace are just not workable in the long term.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (0q2P7)
Now that I am King, I am outlawing all skidmarks.
But, but, but... Where will Joey Choo-choo live?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)
Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...
Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)
I don't know if its the same link as above. I'm not paid to know.
Really though, sex offenders need representation too.
Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)
Slipped on his fishnet pantyhose and sipped his gin...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (kXoT0)
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Then how in the world would they be able to secure the NAMBLA vote?
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (jnlKI)
See the thorn twist in your side
I wit for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wit without you
Wit or wit out you
Wit or wit out you
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (nELVU)
270
There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)
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Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...
---------------
Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)
And said "aaaahhh Daddy, where have you been?"
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)
Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...
Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)
and she said ,' that's it ? , well fk it'
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (nqBYe)
Obama looks at an 8 year old and sees at best a policy advicor or piggy bank and at worst a two term mistake
Roman Polanksi, and michael jackson see a sex partner
Harry Reid unavailable for comment
Go fuck yourself catamite.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (LRFds)
Those US hostages in Algeria ought to be feeling mighty nervous relying on the State Dept's record.
Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)
Dreamed of living his life in a bucket
Instead of the pubes
Of some leathery dude
Who kept telling his boyfriend to, "Suck it!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (YZizW)
I predict an uptick in illegal sales of full automatics and Carl Gustavs with thermobaric rounds in states with interntational borders. I would never do such an illegal thing, but you hear rumors.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:24 PM (OQpzc)
Personally I think he'll be the lamest of lame ducks soon enough.
Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 03:24 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (RD7QR)
Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...
Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...
And said "There, Now a real man can F*K IT!"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (0q2P7)
Hey...that's some precision-guided, weapons grade stupid you're deploying there.
Would you like a job?
Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (fH4X9)
Maybe....if I were rick perry I'd be making backroom deals with mexico on border security.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (fWAjv)
For shame!
Posted by: Gym Dangler at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (TOk1P)
1. Racist
2. Homo-phobes
3. Reasonable
4. Old white men
5. Guns
I'm sure your really sitting on some gems though.
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (41VCE)
Ette, kill babies at birth?
That's progress. In ancient Rome, it waslegal to kill children until they reached the "age of reason", which was commonly accepted to be the age of four years.
Democrats are slightly more modern than ancient Romans, so they've got that going for them.
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (jnlKI)
Yeah - it's good you stick around. The premise of your existence is a running joke. You're permanently relegated to the garbage dump of political ideas. I like the smell of your sweet rotting flesh. Give my regards to the worms that feast on you.
Serious, non-mocking reply:
hige sceal the heardra, heorta the cenre
mod sceal the mare the ure maegen lytath
I can't do yogh, thorn, or eth, but that is as close as I can get.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (rZPpd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (VToDy)
LOL. It thinks TFG actually won the gun control debate.
Bless it's heart.
Posted by: RWC at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM48)
Jim Jim we want the kids educated, raised, right and told you can count on help from your family and some friends alone.
Your side wants to kill em, drug em, brainwash em, keep em dumb, undermine their sense of national pride, fuck him, have 'em get an aboriton in some cases on my dime with no "bacground check, seven day waiting period, parental notification, investigation for abuse, their vote, and to shut the fuck up if they don't think manly throw is a good buy in the end.
Keep on plugging, you're aiding my goals immeasurably.
I hate everything about your side, and you're giving any decent human moral clarity.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (VtjlW)
Ugh. That place is F'ing sick.
Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)
Have you looked into all the state improvements? If you were going to go it alone, what would you do differently than Texas?
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (wbmaj)
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:30 PM (41VCE)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:30 PM (LRFds)
undermine their sense of national pride, fuck him, have 'em get an
aboriton in some cases on my dime with no "bacground check, seven day
waiting period, parental notification, investigation for abuse, their
vote, and to shut the fuck up if they don't think manly throw is a good
buy in the end.
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Go on.....
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (/eBe8)
It must be the realization that their Marxist messiah has failed once again.
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (w3+gB)
moral paragons on their side, defending the defenseless. You're beyond
repoach, and oh-so-sincere.
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (VToDy)
OK, big brain, explain to me just exactly who are the champions among the Democrats are on the side of the murdered Black children in Chicago? Hint: It is not JJJ Trey or Pappy JJJ or Obama or Rahm or Michelle or Slumlord Jarrett.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (kXoT0)
He'd do better to make deals with rednecks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (GFM2b)
I'd subtly fish for assurances that Mex City wouldn't Stalin to Obarka's hitler.
Other than that little.
Well scratch that I'd start wargaming lognet chokepoints.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (LRFds)
If we didn't matter. You wouldn't bother. You can't argue for something that your very act of arguing invalidates. It's called a paradox. I know that's a big word for your tiny liberal mind. It means a situation that contradicts itself. Damn "contradicts" is also too big and clearly something liberals don't understand. ..The logic no worky worky...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (0q2P7)
It must be the realization that their Marxist messiah has failed once again.
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That implies that they are true believers and not wage-slaves for Axelrod et all.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (fWAjv)
I'm sure he is from a "normal" place like California. The peasants from TX cannot stand up to the intellect of Jim jerk-off dandi.
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (41VCE)
I think rednecks will grasp what he's doing.
I think mexopolois would at least try to grab El paso if it ever went bad.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (/eBe
Didn't Texas just steal one of those space companies from Cali?
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM4
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Or their equivalent; their school teachers.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (jnlKI)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (VtjlW)
Depleted Uranium? Nope much more dense
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (i6FEd)
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The Mexican government can't even control the northern half of their country.
Any assurances being made would come from the cartels, such as the Zetas. They're only slightly more trustworthy than the JEF.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (e0xKF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (/eBe8)
I'm from Ohio and am Ex Cav from Ft Hood.
God may not have blessed me like my son by being a Texan at birth, BUT he did grace me with a map, eyes, and a sincere desire to help her people protect her.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)
Another of Oblahblah's useful idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)
You act like that
1. Wasn't expected.
2. Will actually change something.
You really do live in fantasy land.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:34 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jym Dandie at January 16, 2013 03:34 PM (AMpFh)
Houston, we have a problem.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (jE38p)
The Mexican government *can* control the norther states they do not.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
They crossed the border in at least 4 man teams about 15 times while I was in El Paso fully armed.
Mexico has the ability to act in the area if inclined they simply are not inclined.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)
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THE CAV RULES!!!!
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (jnlKI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (41VCE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM4
__ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ Keep them away from Democrat politicians and interns!On second thought....Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (1Y+hH)
It's "Jack Frost" from yesterday, with an apparently new IP and nic
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (0q2P7)
Given the vicious stupidity of the trolls attracted by this post, it must be quite damaging to their idiot God-King.
Posted by: Trollologist at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (ggRof)
I mean, gun safety!!
Wait, no... end to gun violence!!!
Who's with me? Not even the Dem controlled Senate?? Oh. In that case, YOU EEEEVIL REICH WINGERS, YOU!!!
Posted by: Gym Dangler at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (TOk1P)
I've lived in Central and West Texas, Louisiana, and spent a lot of time in Mississippi.
If Texas leaves she won't be alone, I assure you.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)
They'll have their hands full digesting New Mexico. And I'm pretty sure the San Antonio swat team could take the entire mexican army. Hell, give them a hundred acres and they'll volunteer to shoot the entire mexican government for you.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)
If Texas leaves she won't be alone, I assure you.
I'm a Louisiana native myself. Currently in TN. I hope TN has the stones, but I have my doubts.
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:39 PM (41VCE)
I always suspected El Paso would go.
New Mexico would stay el gringo or go to momma not go with Texas.
I don't think mexico could whip the guard or tact teams unless they had air power or indirect fire, but they could cause trouble for about a 25 mile band in.
It ain't gonna come to any of this in all likelihood.
Giggles is mostly just waving his dick.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:41 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (41VCE)
If you want to be passed through the check points, learn the Rodeo Song. Otherwise, you'd better have gold or lots of ammo.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:42 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: JoeShmoe99 at January 16, 2013 03:42 PM (xamKk)
Really?
We're talking about your corrupt Child Molestor protecting shielding Federal Government and party.
You're talking about baby buggery.
Go hug a chainsaw.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)
Oh wait, I nodded off into a different reality.....
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 16, 2013 03:43 PM (rzHli)
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:43 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:41 PM (LRFds)
I know a guy at Ft. Hood. Authorize me to make him the Republic of Texas/New Texas brothel czar, and I can get you artillery.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:44 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 16, 2013 03:44 PM (57P9M)
Yeah it'd be nice but if you didn't work to point out the fucktard's failures in your political circle of LIVs and "independents" who's to blame...
not singling you out?
In the end the voters had the chance to eject easily the most singularly incompetent tyrannically and overreachingly ambitious extraconstiutional asshammer in modern times.
They were so concerned they fell for "binders of women" and "envy" at a guy who for better or worse earned his way as opposed to the 11 trillion dollar SCOAMF....
they picked he won.
fuck 'em
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:46 PM (LRFds)
Heard a brown note and shit in his undies.
"Oh what will I do
with all of this poo?
Nobody thinks my shit's funny!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)
Heh I know a few still.
It won't come to it, in all likelihood.
If it does life as we know it is over.
I will be on the side of the people who revere the founding more.
99.975% chance Texas will side with the angels so I'm not worried just mentally prepared.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)
The only universal truth is that all things change.
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:52 PM (OQpzc)
"fuck 'em".. agreed wholeheartedly... and I don't feel singled out, I just dislike this more and more everyday.
I worked the LIV's I know (including some family, sigh) as hard as I could, and I think I turned a few since the last nationals, but it is always hard to tell what they do in the booth.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 16, 2013 03:52 PM (rzHli)
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How the hell am I supposed to fit that on a bumper sticker!
Posted by: RWC at January 16, 2013 04:00 PM (fWAjv)
Funny story, I once did as well...close friend of a friend, etc. He was a CPT at the time, I was stuck in Godforsaklen Killeen doing some work for DLA so we just hung out and grilled during the evenings, reminiscing about better places in between beers.
When I got there, I asked him what he was doing, hoping to go get some good pix playing with some M109s and/or M110s (I knew he was FA and didn't think they had MLRS yet). He whipped out the Harker Heights phone book...and there he was.
They'd put him in command of the actual (somewhat ceremonial, but otherwise quite functional) Horse Cavalry troop.
In other UNEXPECTED news, strippers love horses. It turned out to be a pretty good couple of weeks.
Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 04:09 PM (YesJa)
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