Obama Administration Ordered ICE to Stand Down in Case of Senator Bob Menendez' Visa-Overstaying Sex-Criminal Intern, Thus Granting the Intern, Much Like David Gregory, the Official Favor of the Imperial Court

This was reported previously, but I'm glad to see it reported again. AP's hook for this second report is that the Administration called the story "categorically false" the first time -- but now they have documents confirming it.

Newly released documents show that federal immigration agents were prepared to arrest an undocumented immigrant and registered sex offender days before the November elections.

However according to the internal agency documents, the agents were ordered by Washington to hold off after officials warned of “significant interest” from Congress and news organizations since the suspect was a volunteer intern for New Jersey Sen. Robert Menendez.

...

When The Associated Press first disclosed the delayed arrest of last month, Sanchez, 18, the Homeland Security Department said AP’s report was “categorically false.”

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According to those documents, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Newark had arranged to arrest Sanchez at the local prosecutor’s office on Oct. 25. That was fewer than two weeks before the election.

Noting that Sanchez was a volunteer in Menendez’s Senate office, ICE officials in New Jersey advised that the arrest “had the possibility of garnering significant congressional and media interest” and were “advised to postpone the arrest” until officials in Washington gave approval. The documents describe a conference call between officials Washington and New Jersey to “determine a way forward, given the potential sensitivities surrounding the case.”


In a letter Monday, Assistant DHS Secretary Nelson Peacock said an allegation that the government delayed Sanchez’s arrest “for political purposes” was categorically false. Neither the unnamed U.S. official cited in AP’s original story or the senators in their letters to the department had specifically alleged that the arrest had been delayed for political purposes.

The article goes on to note ICE's friendly treatment of Obama's various illegal relatives.

Sanchez, the sex-criminal in question, was convicted of sexually assaulting an 8 year old, when he himself was 15. The AP pointedly does not report the relationship between Sanchez and his victim, to protect the victim -- which makes it pretty clear the victim is a member of his family.


Posted by: Ace at 02:03 PM



Comments

1 Selective enforcement? Well-placed defendant? I don't see a story here.

Posted by: David Gregory at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (QKKT0)

2 In other news, Barney Frank's live in boyfriend runs prostitution ring.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (kXoT0)

3 I take care of my peeps.

Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (fH4X9)

4 Obama says 'Stand Down' while Biden says 'Stand Up'. These clowns should coordinate.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (VMcEw)

5 at the will of the donks.
also noticed the media assisted in lacking information to the public.

maybe it's not rape,rape. is it?

i laugh at myself always thinking the cover-ups are going to take down this party.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:06 PM (nqBYe)

6 ICE, ICE, baby.

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 02:06 PM (96M6e)

7 Not a day goes by that I don't despise this administration more and more.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2013 02:06 PM (O/fK8)

8 Sex assault on a minor? Everyone has had their errors in judgment. Sometimes they go on for years.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (QKKT0)

9 Dirty, dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (StDOM)

10 Why are so many Democrats so creepy?
*shudder*

Posted by: Mindy at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (3pGXY)

11 King Zero Dark Squirty

LOL, Ima stealing that one, yes, I am.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (kXoT0)

12 Dems , Really ! It's For the Children!


and 1/2 of americans buy it.


Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (nqBYe)

13 At least in Rep. Boehner's office they only fuck the Chicken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (QKKT0)

14 For the children...

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)

15 You'd think some folks would go to jail for assisting in a crime.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:08 PM (nqBYe)

16 According to police records, Sanchez was 15 when he was arrested on a
charge of aggravated sexual assault in 2009. The records show he was
accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old boy at least eight times
and sentenced to two years’ probation and required to register as a sex
offender.



Where's the convicted part? Surely the perv wasn't just accused, arrested and sentenced.

Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2013 02:08 PM (bAGA/)

17 In Soviet Russia, illegal alien regulate you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (QKKT0)

18 Why are so many Democrats so creepy?

*shudder* Posted by: Mindy at January 16, 2013 02:07 PM (3pGXY)

Because their party safe harbors them, enables them, celebrates, and it is easier to do rapey rape if you have power--ask any of BJ Clinton's victims.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (kXoT0)

19 Well I guess only our betters children actually matter,


Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (nqBYe)

20 Oh, you stupid so-cons with your hatred of sexual freedom.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (ZKzrr)

21 There is so much criminality that it boggles the mind. Did the article say that Sanchez was doing the dirty with Menendez or is it just assumed from all the other salacious details.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (epxV4)

22 No time? What a fucked up Country we have created/allowed to happen.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (O/fK8)

23 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (/eBe8)

24 Corruption in the chief executive's administration?

Hmm, if only there were some way of leveraging that in a public discussion of the future of the Republic.

It would have to be massive, something on the order of a Presidential Campaign...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (QKbPo)

25 Where's the convicted part? Surely the perv wasn't just accused, arrested and sentenced.

---

I'm taking a guess that he pled down to something like "inappropriate behavior with an appliance" to avoid jail time.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (e0xKF)

26 Someone SHOULD go to jail for that.

Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM (53z96)

27 It's nice to see the media partially waking up now that they've given us 4 more years of Baroke Owebama.

Thanks assholes. Now, FOAD.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:11 PM (xmcEQ)

28 "Doing the jobs Americans won't do."

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 02:11 PM (FcR7P)

29 I'm taking a guess that he pled down to something like "inappropriate behavior with an appliance" to avoid jail time.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:10 PM



Sure, I realize that, but just for the sake of, oh I don't know, presenting a fact, you'd think it would be included.

Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (bAGA/)

30 to protect the victim -- which makes it pretty clear the victim is a member of his family.

Not necessarily. If the relationship were something like "the daughter of his mother's co-worker," then that would be easily identifiable. Similarly if it was "his sister's playmate" or "his teacher's stepchild."

Whatever the case, it's disgusting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (4df7R)

31 It's good to be The King.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (rVr5H)

32 So how the hell did he even get to be an intern in the first place?

The records show he was accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old boy

Aha.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (T0NGe)

33 Someone SHOULD go to jail for that.

Sorry, Vic. I think we're past the time when "jail" is the answer.

Time for tar, feather, and rails.
After that, it will be time for rope and lampposts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (/eBe8)

34 AP's hook for this second report is that the Administration called the story "categorically false" the first time -- but now they have documents confirming it.

So in WaPo-ese, that would be "Categorically false but accurate?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (4df7R)

35
It's be nice if this, or Fast and Furious, or Benghazi, or any of the other scandals could be used as grounds for impeachment, or at least grandstanding.


It would've been nicer if Romney or someone could've done it last friggin' year.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2013 02:12 PM (zgHLA)

36 The AP pointedly does not report the relationship between Sanchez and his victim, to protect the victim -- which makes it pretty clear the victim is a member of his family.

8 times? Almost surely a relative. Has to be somebody in regular contact with the victim.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (T0NGe)

37 Noting that Sanchez was a volunteer in Menendez’s Senate office, ICE
officials in New Jersey advised that the arrest “had the possibility of
garnering significant congressional and media interest” and were
“advised to postpone the arrest” until officials in Washington gave
approval. The documents describe a conference call between officials
Washington and New Jersey to “determine a way forward, given the
potential sensitivities surrounding the case.”

just reading that makes me want to throw up. srsly We will do Anything to retain power!

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (nqBYe)

38 "8 Year Olds, Dude."

Posted by: Walter Sobchek at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (rVr5H)

39 Where's the convicted part?

I don't think you can be "sentenced to two years probation" without a conviction or at least a guilty plea.

Yet.

Posted by: Mrs SCOAMF at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)

40 Why are so many Democrats so creepy?

You go where the money is.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (T0NGe)

41 until officials in washington gave Approval!

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (nqBYe)

42 I know a few people who work for ICE, from supervisory types to boots on the ground guys.

Most of them are pissed off about this shit too. They consider themselves (and are) law enforcement, and being told not to do their sworn duty doesn't sit well.

Apparently it's relatively common under this administration that their office gets a call from a DC higher up telling them to back off from enforcing the law in specific cases for political and/or PR reasons.

From what I'm told, it's often just a phone call, thus leaving no paper trail. One doesn't need a vivid imagination to interpret the unspoken "do this if you value your career".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (SY2Kh)

43 Gah. Fascist scrunt sock.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (ZKzrr)

44 So, unlike Billy-Jeff, Barky doesn't want them to put ICE on it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 16, 2013 02:14 PM (q33yg)

45 Where's the convicted part? Surely the perv wasn't just accused, arrested and sentenced.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2013 02:08 PM (bAGA/)



As others have noted, if he pled down, it wouldn't necessary be reported as convicted since conviction carries the implication of a court ruling.


You know what's sad? I'm happy that at least he was arrested at some point. That's how low the bar has fallen.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:15 PM (VtjlW)

46 I'm comfortable with affirming that, yes, all politicians and elites believe their children are more important in every way than yours. Better looking too.

The sooner everyone understands that not only they, but their children do not matter, the sooner we'll be on our way to getting this fixed one way or another.

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:16 PM (3ZtZW)

47 Dirty Sanchez was probably on the short list for Safe Schools Czar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 02:16 PM (QKKT0)

48 so they run Ice like ATF.

at Their discretion. not anything to do with Their actual duties to the law.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (nqBYe)

49
Are we the first country to build an aristocracy based on ideology?

Posted by: MJ at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (vl5mg)

50 Because their party safe harbors them, enables them,
celebrates, and it is easier to do rapey rape if you have power--ask
any of BJ Clinton's victims.


Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:09 PM (kXoT0)


When those ignorant fuckheads were applauding Slick at the Golden Globes I was thinking to myself "They're celebrating an unindicted rapist."

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (BOkRL)

51 No surprise. Again. I loathe these assholes with all my being.

Posted by: eureka! at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (HPRku)

52 2 In other news, Barney Frank's live in boyfriend runs prostitution ring.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 02:05 PM (kXoT0)

And served on Fannie/Freddie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (XkWWK)

53 We were warned by the Founders that "parties" would eventually spell doom for their Experiment. Now we have the Dem party firmly entrenched by the media as the party of the people who can do no wrong, whereas the other party is demonized as nothing but a rich, partisan self-interest group.

I don't think the Founders envisioned it quite this way (because I bet they never saw the media irresponsibility we have today). But the end result will be the same.

If we ever got to the point where the people hated both parties in significant numbers, we might gain some traction fixing things. But it doesn't look good so we'll have to wait for the burnage.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (zpqa2)

54 I would like to know what happened with the ATF whisleblower Hero?


Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (nqBYe)

55 Where's the hookers?

Posted by: Sen. Robert Menendez at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (w3+gB)

56
>>>Are we the first country to build an aristocracy based on ideology?

Comrade, please.

Posted by: Stalin at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (rVr5H)

57 bwahaha

I do appreciate the thread Ace but I do wish we'd "moveon.org" about the American people not voting R giving a damn about any donk corruption.

They want to WIN baby.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (LRFds)

58 I would like to know what happened with the ATF whisleblower Hero?




Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (nqBYe)


He sleeps with the fishes.......

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (xmcEQ)

59 That's because you guys are peasants and they aren't!!@!eleventy!

Posted by: Matty Yglesias at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (B/VB5)

60 Too bad this wasn't brought up during Obama


'if i can help one child 'moment today.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (nqBYe)

61 >>>Are we the first country to build an aristocracy based on ideology?

Nyet, Komrade

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (3ZtZW)

62 And where are all the other people that were in Bengazi when the shit hit the fan? I'd like to know.

Posted by: Infidel at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (O/fK8)

63 56 Stalin,

Ja seriously mein Fruend.

//A Hitler

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (LRFds)

64 also fast and furious killed teens at a party.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

65 He sleeps with the fishes.......


Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:19 PM (xmcEQ)

are you serious? He is dead?

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

66 When those ignorant fuckheads were applauding Slick at the Golden Globes I was thinking to myself "They're celebrating an unindicted rapist."

Big deal. They love me.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 16, 2013 02:21 PM (T0NGe)

67 "Doing the jobs Americans won't do."

Sandusky isn't an American?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:21 PM (GFM2b)

68 64 ette,

some Texas Moron should get with a mexican family and upload the gorey photos of fast and furious...

then push for arming mexico's poor.

"if it saves one life"

Goddamned SCOAMF

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (LRFds)

69 Are we the first country to build an aristocracy based on ideology?

Posted by: MJ at January 16, 2013 02:17 PM (vl5mg)



Nope. Ask the Soviets about apparatchiks.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (VtjlW)

70 I had read somewhere in the last month, Obama's administration had implemented some serious Whistleblower laws?

anyone remember where that information was written?

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (nqBYe)

71 I don't think the Founders envisioned it quite this way (because I bet they never saw the media irresponsibility we have today).



I'm pretty sure they saw plenty of broadsheets and pamphlets that were partisan garbage at the time and were aware of how slanted and stupid they could be. They probably didn't envision just how large they could get and what a disproportionate impact they could have in a dumbed down populace. But they didn't give any rights to those jizz-mops that you and I don't have.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (BOkRL)

72 It's like in the old country: you got juice, nobody can touch you. So why bother having a nation of laws?

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

73 Sorry, Vic. I think we're past the time when "jail" is the answer.

Time for tar, feather, and rails.
After that, it will be time for rope and lampposts.

As the pinhead on American Horror Story: Asylum said, "Cut open your skull & stir your brains with a fork."

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (GFM2b)

74 The Administration Welcomes An Outsider to Washington:

http://youtu.be/t_AG5Y6Jfog?t=1m50s (NSFW)

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 16, 2013 02:25 PM (1FLBb)

75 But they didn't give any rights to those jizz-mops that you and I don't have.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:24 PM (BOkRL)



Point of order. The comparison between the MFM and jizz-mops is inapt as jizz-mops are useful.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:25 PM (VtjlW)

76 71 Captain Hate,

Wait until you get a load of me....

//Barky Choom's pen

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)

77 72 Joncelli,

more to the point why not have an American Mafia made up of Republicans?

that's where we are this is the worst excesses of reconstruction coming...Reconstruction 2.0

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (LRFds)

78 some Texas Moron should get with a mexican family and upload the gorey photos of fast and furious...then push for arming mexico's poor."if it saves one life"Goddamned SCOAMF
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (LRFds)


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I still think something like that would be counter productive. What would be better is a large portrait collage in the Capital rotunda of all the people that guns have saved. If they worry so much about saving the life of one person, show them thousands.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (jnlKI)

79 SockOFF

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (rVr5H)

80 Nope. Ask the Soviets about apparatchiks.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:23 PM (VtjlW)

Aparatchiks, mandarins....

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:27 PM (OQpzc)

81 >>>It's like in the old country: you got juice, nobody can touch you. So why bother having a nation of laws?

Go on. You're getting near to the rest of the plan. The Plan. TM, even. They would give that ha-ha but serious look about now.

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:27 PM (3ZtZW)

82 so they run Ice like ATF.

at Their discretion. not anything to do with Their actual duties to the law.


Pretty much.

Even if they ignore "guidance" from DC, they still need cooperation from the federal prosecutor.

I've heard some horror stories about ICE building a rock solid case against someone (as in caught red handed, complete with confession), but the federal prosecutor inexplicably refusing to prosecute.

To be fair, some degree of discretion is understandable- even the most hardcore, gung ho ICE guys I've talked to acknowledge that there are so many illegals out there that just trying to deport the most egregious criminals is a full time job.

The illegal alien washing dishes at your local greasy spoon? As long as he doesn't get picked up for breaking the law, he has little to worry about.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 02:27 PM (SY2Kh)

83 I still think the Million Magazine March isan AWESOME IDEA!!!

Everybody shows up, drops a 30 round mag before the Washington Monument, and tells DC and Zero to go fuck themselves.

As the head AG for DC shows, as long as it's for First Amendment purposes we're all good.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (tVTLU)

84 >>>more to the point why not have an American Mafia made up of Republicans?

Wanna be a Capo!!! Yeah, dawg!

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (3ZtZW)

85 OT, but heh.

WH quadruples the number of signatures required, to 100k, before they will provide a formal response to a petition.

The new rule applies to future petitions.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (piMMO)

86
are you serious? He is dead?


Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)


No. I have no idea. I'm just guessing. Chicago politics and all.....

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:29 PM (xmcEQ)

87 have saved. If they worry so much about saving the life of one person, show them thousands.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:26 PM (jnlKI)

Want to know why mexican immigrants don't give a shit about the 2nd Ammendment? They figure it will be like Mexico. Guns are illegal...and you can get one any day you really want one.

And no one gives a shit if you kill a bunch of mexican peasants. Not even other mexican peasants.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:30 PM (OQpzc)

88 Why the stand down before the election? The New Jersey Democrat Party of Amoral would have reelected him anyway. Having a sex scandal in your history seems to be a resume enhancer with that bunch even moreso if it's deviant sex that is involved.

Posted by: L, elle at January 16, 2013 02:30 PM (0PiQ4)

89 WH quadruples the number of signatures required, to 100k, before they will provide a formal response to a petition.


I'm seriously tempted to start a petition to drop the required signatures back to 25K.

You think it would make the cut?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (/eBe8)

90 >>> WH quadruples the number of signatures required, to 100k, before they will provide a formal response to a petition.

First Amendment Rights to petition for redress of grievances can ALSO bite Barry's nutsack, apparently.

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (3ZtZW)

91 OT/
Rush was mentioning the SCOAMF push for background checks for law abiding gun purchasers after being elected with almost no vetting of his background by the MFM.

This should be brought up EVERY time background checks are suggested.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (aZ6ew)

92 Everybody shows up, drops a 30 round mag before the Washington Monument, and tells DC and Zero to go fuck themselves. As the head AG for DC shows, as long as it's for First Amendment purposes we're all good.
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (tVTLU)


---------------------------------------------------


Maybe a fake 30-round magazine. I'm not dropping any real magazines for the authorities to confiscate. 30-round magazines are going to be highly prized soon. A bit of gold, as it were.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (jnlKI)

93 89 Allen G,

Probably you might quote the Declaration of Independence at them....


Hell I'll sign.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (LRFds)

94 I apologize if covered already, but Americans are included in the hostages taken in Algeria.

http://bit.ly/W7odRp

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (piMMO)

95 I'm seriously tempted to start a petition to drop the required signatures back to 25K.

You think it would make the cut?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (/eBe



Who knew that requesting to have Pierced Morgan deported would create such a ruckus.........

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (xmcEQ)

96 Can't wait to see what new outrage SCOAMF is cooking up for us tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (YEelc)

97 There is a storm coming. It cannot continue this way.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (wbmaj)

98 Sponge, whew ok.

I'd hate to hear that. He actually had a conscience and is a good american.

there are fewer and fewer these days.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (nqBYe)

99 94 NDH,


You mispelled "guests taken to a religious retreat."

//Colonel many Throw mcMomJeans hero of whole 19

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 02:33 PM (LRFds)

100 OT

Booth Babes from CES.

http://www.overclockersclub.com/reviews/ces2013/26.htm

Not sure what the half-naked chicks wearing the pasties were about.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)

101
I apologize if covered already, but Americans are included in the hostages taken in Algeria.


Al Queda is on the run!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (rVr5H)

102 Not sure what the half-naked chicks wearing the pasties were about.

It matters?

Posted by: Vizzini at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (O7Q1u)

103 Interesting that the only Right still guaranteed under the First is now that of the Press, solely. Well, precedent will start wrapping that "loophole" up, toot-schweet - and Imma be here laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (3ZtZW)

104 Maybe a fake 30-round magazine. I'm not dropping any real magazines for
the authorities to confiscate. 30-round magazines are going to be highly
prized soon. A bit of gold, as it were.


Drop an airsoft magazine.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)

105 CBS's Bob Schieffer Likens Obama Taking on NRA to 'Defeating the Nazis'...

on Drudge

Posted by: Not and Artist at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (uRumV)

106 Oh gawd--Drudge is an evil bastage.

He has Obama high fiving the children, and Bill and Hill making out in a hammock.

Jeebus.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (r2PLg)

107
It matters?



You're right. It doesn't because....OMG BOOBEHS!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)

108 I must be nuts. I always figured the 1st ammendment would have protected the Catholic Church, but I guess that is another ammendment that changes with time.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (OQpzc)

109
I'm seriously tempted to start a petition to drop the required signatures back to 25K.

You think it would make the cut?

---

Petition considered... *stamp* DENIED.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (e0xKF)

110 Not sure what the half-naked chicks wearing the pasties were about.


Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)


One chunky with real boobs and one skinny with fake boobs.

Which one was Mac and which one was PC?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (xmcEQ)

111 I apologize if covered already, but Americans are included in the hostages taken in Algeria.Al Queda is on the run!
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:34 PM (rVr5H)


------------------------------------------------


And they're so askeered of the US.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (jnlKI)

112 106 Oh gawd--Drudge is an evil bastage.

He has Obama high fiving the children, and Bill and Hill making out in a hammock.

Jeebus.

---

Thanks, I needed an appetite suppressant.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (e0xKF)

113 Have we ever had a president with two illegal relatives living here on our dime?

Drunkle Boingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (UOM48)

114 And no one gives a shit if you kill a bunch of mexican peasants. Not even other mexican peasants.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:30 PM (OQpzc)

I don't really agree, mexican peasants do Not have really any power in Mexico,

but i do suspect they (mexico) had a payoff something like food stamps etc here and there indefinitely. So the mexican govt wouldn't squeal so much.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

115 Maybe a fake 30-round magazine. I'm not dropping any real magazines for
the authorities to confiscate. 30-round magazines are going to be highly prized soon. A bit of gold, as it were.

Drop an airsoft magazine.


That's the conundrum. If it isn't real, no law was broken, so no arrest.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (GFM2b)

116 108 - LOL wut?

Posted by: Bigby's Wrestling Thumb at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (3ZtZW)

117
Nice. Best of the Booth Babes.
http://tinyurl.com/avambjc

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (rVr5H)

118 You mispelled "guests taken to a religious retreat."


****

Well, of course!

My mistake.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (piMMO)

119 Banhammer on Aisle 108, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48)

120 One chunky with real boobs and one skinny with fake boobs.

Which one was Mac and which one was PC?

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The chunky one with real boobs was Mac because they aren't into customization and/or after-market upgrades as compared to PCs.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (e0xKF)

121 One chunky with real boobs and one skinny with fake boobs.

Don't be a hater!!!

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)

122 clean up on aisle 108

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (piMMO)

123 I will consider your petition... but first you will blow me!

Posted by: Commissioner Lisa Mallozzi at January 16, 2013 02:39 PM (e0xKF)

124 113 106 Oh gawd--Drudge is an evil bastage.

He has Obama high fiving the children, and Bill and Hill making out in a hammock.

Jeebus.

---

Thanks, I needed an appetite suppressant.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (e0xKF)

_______________________

Well I got it in reverse--just ate lunch then viewed it.

Bill is a lazy schmuck--looks like Hill is doing all the work.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:39 PM (r2PLg)

125 Well I got it in reverse--just ate lunch then viewed it.

Bill is a lazy schmuck--looks like Hill is doing all the work.

****

The caption...

WTF?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)

126 Banhammer on Aisle 108, please.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (UOM48 )


But, there are times when some should practice what they preach.....

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (xmcEQ)

127 oh that nice concerned fkr using Andrew Breitbart's name.


I hate guns! But i like guns if they are used on you!

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)

128 But, there are times when some should practice what they preach.....

Amen, brother.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (YEelc)

129 Don't be a hater!!!


Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:38 PM (GQ8sn)


Not hating. I'm happy to look at both of them equally, I promise.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (xmcEQ)

130 A bit of gold, as it were.
Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:32 PM (jnlKI)
---

The new stock at CTD, at least for AK mags, is priced insanely high. Website slowed to a crawl when the email went out.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (1FLBb)

131 >>> I hate guns! But i like guns if they are used on you!

PEW PEW PEW

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)

132
The caption...

WTF?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)

________________

I missed the caption.

Is it--

Do we know what the right hand is doing?

(Off to go look.)

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (r2PLg)

133 Everything in this post and the comments that follow is categorically false.

Posted by: Nelson Peacock at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (8/DeP)

134 but i do suspect they (mexico) had a payoff something like food stamps etc here and there indefinitely. So the mexican govt wouldn't squeal so much.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

I thought as you do. My wife is from El Salvador and speaks to illegals here in the sactuary city of Austin. They really don't care. All they care about is being told they don't have to return to the shithole they came from. Citizenship is a secondary issue. Second ammendment is no issue at all.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)

135 Ya know, even if all of this had been known, John Cornyn would've found a way to fuck it up in yet another failed attempt to capture the Senate for which he'll doubtlessly be given another chance in 2014 by the party of stoopid. He'd probably have gotten the guy confused with Jets QB Mark Sanchez and been afraid to point him out in case he had a good game. Plus it wouldn't have mattered anyway since this was Corzine's old seat which is accustomed to being occupied by a dirtbag crook.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (BOkRL)

136 The caption... WTF?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 02:40 PM (piMMO)


--------------------------------------------


OR, "Get out of my face, bitch. The cabana girl is making her rounds now".

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (jnlKI)

137 You might think that American hostages being held by AQ might be worth a mention on a smart military blog.

You would be wrong.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (0q2P7)

138 BILL CLINTON: She's always been very, very healthy and she has very low blood pressure, very low standing heartbeat. I tell her that, you know, she's still got time to have three more husbands after me. So, I think she'll live to be 120.

And I always know that she's thinking about that whenever I'm, you know, stubborn about something, in her constant quest at my self- improvement. She refers to me as her first husband. Because I told her once she's going to live to be 120 and have time for plenty more.

But anyway, my advice is that she should rest up and decide what she wants to do with the rest of her life.


_____________________

Well...I think reptiles have low heart rates.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:43 PM (r2PLg)

139 Yeah, so what are you people going to do when law enforcement goes house to house removing all sex offenders and carting them off to jail, hmmmmm? Are you going to have sex with a minor in front of them? Hmmmmm?

Posted by: Burn the Bitch at January 16, 2013 02:43 PM (1Y+hH)

140 *standing* heartbeat?

I think he means resting heart rate.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (r2PLg)

141
So was Menendez using this kid for his own sex purposes or was he providing him to Harry Ried in return for legislation?

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (p/cQy)

142 Invictus,, That was sad to read.

I understand why they want citizenship because they can escape it. I don't understand their not caring .

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (nqBYe)

143 PEW PEW PEW
Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol


I'm guessing when fucktard 'shoots' a gun this approximately what it sounds like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7Bi4OYaFs

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (NF2Bf)

144 It must be internet day at erg's halfway house.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 02:45 PM (BOkRL)

145 Not hating. I'm happy to look at both of them equally, I promise.

I would gladly "weigh" the evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:45 PM (GFM2b)

146 Austin gun shop report. No 30.06 or .45 ammo and the only scary black gun in the whole shop was a spas 12. And the guy wasn't even frindly.

And except for new bolt action rifles every damn thing is up in price.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:45 PM (OQpzc)

147 >>>You might think that American hostages being held by AQ might be worth a mention on a smart military blog.>>>You would be wrong.

To be fair [heh] the War is Here, now. And I wonder if AQ would be so grabby if theyrealised we're about to move on and start in on each other [like it appears we're a-gonna].

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (3ZtZW)

148 Weird.
Random act of journalism by the AP.
I s'pose the next stop for Sanchez will be the WH.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (1V6Pv)

149 PEW PEW PEW

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)


Nah Nah
You can't hit me...!

Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (0q2P7)

150 Did someone say I'm getting deported? Is this because of the butt fumble?

Posted by: Mark Sanchez at January 16, 2013 02:47 PM (/Mla1)

151 Kevin Jennings said it was OK.

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2013 02:47 PM (gznAu)

152 PEW PEW PEW



Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)

Nah Nah
You can't hit me...!


Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (0q2P7)


You two pipe down in there!

Posted by: Kelban's Scolding Parent at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (/eBe8)

153 fkr

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (nqBYe)

154 And I wonder if AQ would be so grabby if theyrealised we're about to move on and start in on each other [like it appears we're a-gonna].

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I don't think they give a shit as long as they get what they want, which could be money, munitions, or promises from the JEF to stay out of that part of the world.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (e0xKF)

155 89 I'm seriously tempted to start a petition to drop the required signatures back to 25K.

You think it would make the cut?


Oh, I'm pretty sure it'd get 100k signatures...

And you'd get the entirely expected response...now, they'd require 250k signatures.

Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 02:48 PM (YesJa)

156 I understand why they want citizenship because they can escape it. I don't understand their not caring .
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 02:44 PM (nqBYe)

They don't even demand that. They just don't want to go back.

Re: Cornyn

Just another traitorous, blood sucking lawyer. He can't help being a pos.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:49 PM (OQpzc)

157 153 Kevin Jennings said it was OK.

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Elmo's friend Kevin Clash said it was OK too.

Posted by: Elmo at January 16, 2013 02:49 PM (e0xKF)

158 LMAO its teh Floating Sock!

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (3ZtZW)

159 Austin gun shop report. No 30.06 or .45 ammo and the only scary black gun in the whole shop was a spas 12. And the guy wasn't even frindly.

He's probably exhausted.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (GFM2b)

160 Did someone say I'm getting deported? Is this because of the butt fumble?
Posted by: Mark Sanchez at January 16, 2013 02:47 PM (/Mla1)



Let me illustrate why you should be deported using this four step chart . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (VtjlW)

161 Where's Anna Puma and the boobehs. We need a boobeh break.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (jnlKI)

162 Oh, I'm pretty sure it'd get 100k signatures... And you'd get the entirely expected response...now, they'd require 250k signatures.

Comrades! The Whitehouse petition signature requirement has been lowered from 100K to 250K.

All animals are now even more equal!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (NF2Bf)

163

Ette is enfuego!

Posted by: I at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (1Y+hH)

164 PEW PEW PEW



Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pistol at January 16, 2013 02:41 PM (3ZtZW)

Nah Nah
You can't hit me...!


Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 02:46 PM (0q2P7)

You two pipe down in there!

If I have to stop this car...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (GFM2b)

165 If I have to stop this car...

LMAO

Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)

166 Well, at least we got to pay for all the children to fly to and stay in DC.

Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:53 PM (fWAjv)

167 Did someone ask for a boobeh pic?

Check out this pair:

http://tinyurl.com/b8n22jz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:53 PM (UOM48)

168 http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/MAG-068


LOL!!!


Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (GQ8sn)

169 I believe boobs were requested....


http://tinyurl.com/bj8de7b



http://tinyurl.com/bfae7tt

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (da5Wo)

170 Don't worry. Some low-level ICE employee will be blamed, and then quietly re-assigned to some other ICE office (and probably promoted and given a raise), and the MSM will dutifully report that all the parties responsible for this breach of law have been severely punished.

Nothing to see here, folks, just move along. The next act in the Obama administration/MSM's kabuki theater will be starting momentarily.

Posted by: Observer at January 16, 2013 02:55 PM (/sohm)

171 in her constant quest at my self- improvement.

That was actually kind of funny. Who'd he rip it off from?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 02:56 PM (ZKzrr)

172 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:53 PM (UOM4


So fashion forward. Exquisite taste I might say.

Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (fWAjv)

173 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (da5Wo)


Your status has provisionally been upgraded to being allowed to stand inside.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (VtjlW)

174 135--- " My wife is from El Salvador and speaks to illegals here in the sanctuary city of Austin. They really don't care. All they care about is being told they don't have to return to the shithole they came from. Citizenship is a secondary issue. Second ammendment is no issue at all."
Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)

Speaking as a (legal) immigrant myself, and based on my contacts with illegals, I'd confirm your observation for the most part.
What I would add is that the few who DO care about the 2nd amendment are FOR it. Many know what it is like when there are plenty of guns for gangs and armies but none for the average guy. They can really grasp the 2ndA better than Ms. Doe in the suburbs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (C8mVl)

175 Speaking as a (legal) immigrant myself, and based on my contacts with
illegals, I'd confirm your observation for the most part.

What I would add is that the few who DO care about the 2nd amendment
are FOR it. Many know what it is like when there are plenty of guns
for gangs and armies but none for the average guy. They can really
grasp the 2ndA better than Ms. Doe in the suburbs.


Me too.

The difference is assimilation and a little education. The ones that don't care are here for entirely selfish reasons.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)

176 An 8 year old? Sanchez needs a one way ticket back to wherever the F*ck he came from. Send Menedez with him.
These people are so corrupt they embarass the Mafia.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2013 02:59 PM (G+Wff)

177 Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (GQ8sn)

Oh brother. Hopefully after the BS spouted from TFFG today things will die down.

Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:59 PM (fWAjv)

178 Question -- why does Obama have to approve the Keystone XL pipeline?
Do all, most, some, or a few pipelines need Presidential approval?
Does every pipeline that crosses state lines require a Presidential sign-off?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 03:00 PM (ZPrif)

179 The next act in the Obama administration/MSM's kabuki bukkake theater will be starting momentarily.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:00 PM (GFM2b)

180 8 year olds dude...

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 16, 2013 03:01 PM (/Mla1)

181 http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/MAG-068


LOL!!!


Cheaper than Dirt? More expensive than gold.

Posted by: Tenser's Shaky Aim at January 16, 2013 03:01 PM (0q2P7)

182 114 Have we ever had a president with two illegal relatives living here on our dime?

Drunkle Boingo Boingo and Auntie Zeituni.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 02:37 PM (UOM4
_______________________

Those are just the two we know about. They are probably just the tip of the iceberg. Obama probably has dozens of Kenyan relatives living illegally in the U.S.

Gee, if only the Founders had been smart enough to require that a president be a natural born citizen of the United States. Oh . . . wait . . . .

Posted by: Observer at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (/sohm)

183 Your status has provisionally been upgraded to being allowed to stand inside.







Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (VtjlW)




Might I be permitted a pillow and a blanket, Dear Leader?



http://tinyurl.com/b4ggcdb

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (da5Wo)

184 HIs boss loves hookers!

Posted by: zeeman at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (V50FL)

185 >>>Question -- why does Obama have to approve the Keystone XL pipeline?

Do all, most, some, or a few pipelines need Presidential approval?

Does every pipeline that crosses state lines require a Presidential sign-off?


You ask me for a miracle I give you the
EEEE
PEEE
AAAE

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (0q2P7)

186 Well played, Hans.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (ZPrif)

187 The difference is assimilation and a little education. The ones that don't care are here for entirely selfish reasons.

Repatriate them back from the ass end of a C-130 sans parachute.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:03 PM (GFM2b)

188 Look, it has long been demonstrated that perverts, rapist, pedophiles, and just f@cking creepy guys seek power for ease in facilitating their sexual proclivities. The pedophile judge, the cop who shakes down hookers for BJs, the Congress Critter or Alderman who likes leather boys, the priest or preacher or Sunday school teacher who wants easy access to children, they are all monsters, but, one political party treats them with proper contempt, while the other enables them. Yet, the party that gets rid of the creeps are the horrible, terrible, really bad SoCons who think abortion at 8 months is bad, so they must be stopped.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (kXoT0)

189 You ask me for a miracle I give you the
EEEE
PEEE
AAAE

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Nice suit. John Phillips, London... I hear Arafat gets his there.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (e0xKF)

190 186 Jim Dandy,


hey sugar tits come sit in my lap and say that.

Posted by: Bawney fwank at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (LRFds)

191 And you'd get the entirely expected response...now, they'd require 250k signatures.

Okay, you've convinced me.

Done.

http://wh.gov/EH4S

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (/eBe8)

192 Jim Dandy, are you a popinjay?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:04 PM (4df7R)

193
Hey..... The wit around here is NOT strained.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (nELVU)

194 If you like your Constitution, you can keep your Constitution.

Posted by: Choom King at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (AMpFh)

195
186
Is this a political blog or asshole group therapy. The hate, the
strained wit, the obvious political impotence, the jealousy of the
actual power brokers, the faux outrage at everything from liberal
policies to what kind of ceral cereal Obama's kids eat. You people are a sorry
ass lot of losers, in spades.

Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (VToDy)


Damn that public school education is a killer. But hey, good luck next time sparky.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (da5Wo)

196 Is this a political blog or asshole group therapy.

Both.

But at least we assholes expect a minimal degree of corruption from the political leadership that we loosely identify with ideologically. Since you have nothing to say about the actual content of the post, I'm assuming you don't.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (NF2Bf)

197 188 Mike the Moose,

the EPA and M$M are the biggest shields Choom has.

We can possibly dismantle one without power.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (LRFds)

198 Is this a political blog or asshole group therapy.

It's a smart military blog.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:05 PM (GFM2b)

199 I believe boobs were requested....http://tinyurl.com/bj8de7bhttp://tinyurl.com/bfae7tt
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 02:54 PM (da5Wo)


----------------------------------------------


Thanks. And, Jane. You know you're going to hell for that, don't you?

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (jnlKI)

200 I have always wondered why we go half way around the world to remove a despot from power, and freeing up the population to their own idea of governance but there mexico sits.
rich in natural resources but no hope to have their own decent livelihoods in their own homeland.

probably a very naive comment.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

201 Jim Dandy, who you callin' scruffy-lookin'?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)

202
>>> Question -- why does Obama have to approve the Keystone XL pipeline?


Better question -- Why did Obama approve part of the pipeline?

Is he going to let the oil just pour out on the ground?

Posted by: I at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (1Y+hH)

203 Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:02
Please drift on back to the Daily Kos or DU and you can feel superior because you told us all off! How smart you are! What brilliant wit you have!
Now fuck off and please die.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (G+Wff)

204 Jim Dandy - No the outrage is quite real.

Fuckwit.

Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (3ZtZW)

205 186 Is this a political blog or asshole group therapy.

Neither, but if your 3rd guess is "somewhere I probably don't belong" - well, I'll be damned if you aren't finally onto something.

Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 03:07 PM (YesJa)

206 I had strained wit for breakfast this morning. It's my favorite ceral.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P)

207 They told me if I took this pill my political impotence wouldn't be noticed.

Damn you, Jim Dandy!

Posted by: Vizzini at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (O7Q1u)

208 Jim Dandy, don't you have to catch a plane to Maine?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (4df7R)

209 So I take it "Jim Dandy" is A-OK with the buggering of 8 year olds and/or political corruption enabling child molestation? Sounds like a Democrat up-and-comer!

Posted by: yinzer at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (/Mla1)

210 You people are a sorry ass lot of losers, in spades.
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (VToDy)


Sweetie, I'm in diamonds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)

211 I had strained wit for breakfast this morning. It's my favorite ceral.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P)


It's best when you let it soak in the milk for a while, to really soften up the wit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)

212 I had strained wit for breakfast this morning. It's my favorite ceral.

Lucky you. My strainer broke so I had to settle for half wit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:09 PM (GFM2b)

213 Sweetie, I'm in diamonds.

---
Nice

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (41VCE)

214 Might I be permitted a pillow and a blanket, Dear Leader?


http://tinyurl.com/b4ggcdb
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (da5Wo)



*taps chin* Mayhap a pallet.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)

215 Only a liberal troll would read a post about pedophilia and find the "assholes" in the comment section.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (r2PLg)

216 Sweetie, I'm in diamonds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)


*ahem*
Is that all you're wearing? Cause if so.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)

217 It's best when you let it soak in the milk for a while, to really soften up the wit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)

----pffffffft
That's Cream of Wit.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (nELVU)

218 Rescue us, Jim Dandy!

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (w3+gB)

219 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench
This. I believe that this is why the Boy Scouts have fought having gay leaders for the boys. Worked so well in the Catholic Church.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (G+Wff)

220 Hey Jim Dandy, thanks for honking as you drive by.

Keep going.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (zpqa2)

221 *ahem*
Is that all you're wearing? Cause if so.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)



But I'm not near a shower, however will I calibrate the webcam?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (VtjlW)

222 That's Cream of Wit.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (nELVU)


Also good. And then there's Wit Grits...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)

223 >>>Is this a political blog or asshole group therapy.

Therapy is for liberal losers who need a third party to help them figure out how to cry over there first world problems. This is just the modern version of a bunch of dudes hanging out at the green dragon pissed off at His Majesty who enjoy hanging out here because we're surrounded by common feelings and news walks in the door once in a while. Of course if you weren't clinically brain dead or completely ignorant about humanity that would be obvious.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (0q2P7)

224 is jim dandy coming to the rescue?


taps fingernails, waiting for 'wit'.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (nqBYe)

225 203 -

No, I have always said we should treat Mexico like we did Panama and Haiti and Neeecaragwaaaa, and any other sinkhole third world rot in our hemisphere.

We could give them 6 months to clean up their act, then invade if they don't. Lock up the leaders, then leave. Give them another 6 months, and if ncessary, repeat.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (TOk1P)

226 Jim Dandy--I think that's short for--Roman Polanski.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:11 PM (r2PLg)

227 Also good. And then there's Wit Grits...

Wait a sec...is that gluten free?

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (GQ8sn)

228 Sweetie, I'm in diamonds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)
Second that with silk, mink, ropes of real pearls, and a brand new Lexus and three degrees in Computer Science including a Masters. How is life in Mommy's dank little basement?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (kXoT0)

229 i wonder if Obamacare pays for group therapy?

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (nqBYe)

230 Better question -- Why did Obama approve part of the pipeline?Is he going to let the oil just pour out on the ground?
Posted by: I at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (1Y+hH)


--------------------------------------------


He's going to be mandating money to build the "Great Prairie Bridge" so the pipline won't disturb the buffalo.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (jnlKI)

231 MMmmm grits.....

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (41VCE)

232 probably a very naive comment.
Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

Oligarchy running a country with socialist rhetoric and ruling over an uneducated peasant population that lets the elites do any damn thing they want to do. They are what our elites want us to be. That is why they get a pass.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (OQpzc)

233

No prosecution of child molestation?


After all that talk about saving the children?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (1Y+hH)

234 Jim, why do you believe that political considerations for Democratic politicians should prevent the deportation of illegal pedophiles?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (NF2Bf)

235 *taps chin* Mayhap a pallet.





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)



Mmmm..hhhmmm......ok. How about some Blake Lively?



http://tinyurl.com/aqdg6sg


NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (da5Wo)

236 Wow. That's impressive. The whole ravage just passed out from boredom. Well played, troll boy, well played.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (VtjlW)

237
Finally watched Portlandia. Funny.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

238 erg and Jim Dandy on the same thread; what are the chances?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (BOkRL)

239 is jim dandy coming to the rescue?


taps fingernails, waiting for 'wit'.

Might want to pack a lunch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (GFM2b)

240 237 The pedophilia post only feeds your prurient interests. Now go wipe the spooge off your chins.
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (VToDy)

_____________

projection.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (r2PLg)

241 My kids were angry this morning for some reason, so it was frosted mini wits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (TOk1P)

242 Second that with silk, mink, ropes of real pearls, and a brand new Lexus and three degrees in Computer Science including a Masters. How is life in Mommy's dank little basement?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:12 PM (kXoT0)


-----------------------------------------------


How ya' doin'?

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (jnlKI)

243 Oligarchy running a country with socialist rhetoric
and ruling over an uneducated peasant population that lets the elites do
any damn thing they want to do. They are what our elites want us to be.
That is why they get a pass.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (OQpzc)

I believe we are on our way to their dreams fulfillment.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (nqBYe)

244
237
The pedophilia post only feeds your prurient interests. Now go wipe the spooge off your chins.

Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:13 PM (VToDy)


tisk tisk

Projection, projection, projection

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (da5Wo)

245 I like the cut of this Dandy's jib.

Posted by: Accused Pedophile Harry Reid at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (NF2Bf)

246 There once was a troll named Jim Dandy
Who rotted his teeth out with candy.
The rot reached his brain
But Jim didn't complain,
For he knew that he didn't have any!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:15 PM (4df7R)

247
If you like your dark squirties...you can keep your dark squirties, to yourself.

Now that I am King, I am outlawing all skidmarks.
I hereby declare that my Imperial Court, formerly known as the White House...to be a Skidmark-Free Zone.

If we can save one child from the horror of skidmarks, then we must enact some reasonable legislation against dark squirties.


Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (fH4X9)

248
****** looking thru pantry****

Wit Thins
Wit Chex
Shredded Wit
Whole Wit Grain Bread
Whole Wit Flour

Wit Feed (that doesent belong in here)

Cream of Wit.


Nope. No Strained Wit here.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (nELVU)

249 237
The pedophilia post only feeds your prurient interests. Now go wipe the spooge off your chins.

Liberals, always classy.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (41VCE)

250
Nope. No Strained Wit here.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (nELVU)



You do have them arranged numerically by fiber content, yes?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (VtjlW)

251 *taps chin* Mayhap a pallet.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)

Send him out to the frontier for a campaigning season. He'll learn a new appreciation for the silk sheets in the capital city.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (OQpzc)

252 Ommegang Witte's some good beer. Costs an arm and a leg in Indiana, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (ZKzrr)

253 That Jay Carney is such a kidder. He must think that "categorically" is a synonym for "not."

As in "That is not (aka 'categorically') false."

Posted by: RobM1981 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (zurJC)

254 Meremortal, saving the children for Dem usage, i guess.

use on abortion and birth cotrol talking points and votes
usage for feeding welfare for votes.
usage for .... well if you can kill infants at birth for a vote i guess no line exists.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (nqBYe)

255 254 Pedophilia. What happened to Fast and Furious, and ... oh, what was the other big thing ... damn, I can't remember ... oh yeah - BENGHAZI. No more relevance, perhaps. Thanks for the memories, dearies. And four more years of Obama, your nemesis and overlord. How's it feel?
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (VToDy)

___________________

It's a little old English lady--or Piers Morgan.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (r2PLg)

256 There once was a troll named Jim Dandy
Who rotted his teeth out with candy.
The rot reached his brain
But Jim didn't complain,
For he knew that he didn't have any!

There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)

257 How ya' doin'?

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:14 PM (jnlKI)
Mighty fine and thanks for asking.jumbo dumby I will never, ever apologize for being outraged over letting people in power skate on sexual predation. I will never apologize for being outraged that not one damn Democratic female in power had the ovaries to denounce BJ Clinton.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (kXoT0)

258 Reason number three why I need a 30 round magazine - tens of thousands of death threats and death wishes from "liberals".

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (YZizW)

259 If I can take action to save even one life, I'll do it.


Unless it's the life of US embassy workers. Or Mexicans. Or black kids in my hometown Chicago.

Posted by: Choom King at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (AMpFh)

260 There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)


Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (da5Wo)

261 If we can save one child from the horror of skidmarks, then we must enact some reasonable legislation against dark squirties.
Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 03:16 PM (fH4X9)


------------------------------------------


Just children?

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (jnlKI)

262 >>>Smart military blog.That's funny.

What's hilarious is when a troll comes in on his high horse and gets knocked off by a running joke.

We aren't going anywhere. Our morale couldn't be lower so you are wasting your time. Your lot will always fail in the end. Because your tiny little ideas your puny brains embrace are just not workable in the long term.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (0q2P7)

263 If you like your dark squirties...you can keep your dark squirties, to yourself.

Now that I am King, I am outlawing all skidmarks.


But, but, but... Where will Joey Choo-choo live?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:19 PM (GFM2b)

264 There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....



Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)

Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...


Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)

265 http://nydn.us/Y9UMDs

I don't know if its the same link as above. I'm not paid to know.

Really though, sex offenders need representation too.


Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (VMcEw)

266 Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)
Slipped on his fishnet pantyhose and sipped his gin...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (kXoT0)

267 Mighty fine and thanks for asking.jumbo dumby I will never, ever apologize for being outraged over letting people in power skate on sexual predation. I will never apologize for being outraged that not one damn Democratic female in power had the ovaries to denounce BJ Clinton.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (kXoT0)


----------------------------------------------


Then how in the world would they be able to secure the NAMBLA vote?

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (jnlKI)

268 See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wit for you

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wit without you

Wit or wit out you
Wit or wit out you

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (nELVU)

269
270
There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....





Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)

------------------

Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...

---------------

Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)


And said "aaaahhh Daddy, where have you been?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (da5Wo)

270
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:17 PM (GFM2b)

Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...

Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0q2P7)

and she said ,' that's it ? , well fk it'

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (nqBYe)

271 i did not type that!

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (nqBYe)

272 Hey Jim Dandy I look at an 8 year old and I see the future.

Obama looks at an 8 year old and sees at best a policy advicor or piggy bank and at worst a two term mistake

Roman Polanksi, and michael jackson see a sex partner

Harry Reid unavailable for comment

Go fuck yourself catamite.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (LRFds)

273 OT

Those US hostages in Algeria ought to be feeling mighty nervous relying on the State Dept's record.

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)

274 Jim Dandy, a crab from Nantucket,
Dreamed of living his life in a bucket
Instead of the pubes
Of some leathery dude
Who kept telling his boyfriend to, "Suck it!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)

275 Reason number three why I need a 30 round magazine - tens of thousands of death threats and death wishes from "liberals".
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 16, 2013 03:18 PM (YZizW)

I predict an uptick in illegal sales of full automatics and Carl Gustavs with thermobaric rounds in states with interntational borders. I would never do such an illegal thing, but you hear rumors.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:24 PM (OQpzc)

276 >>>And four more years of Obama, your nemesis and overlord. How's it feel?

Personally I think he'll be the lamest of lame ducks soon enough.

Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 03:24 PM (3ZtZW)

277 EC, i'm hopig the blogsters wake up and post on this.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 03:24 PM (nqBYe)

278 So is Jim Dandy ergie after renewing the IP license?

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

279 There once was a Dandy from Nantucket....


Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...

Then with a grin, he just pushed it in...


And said "There, Now a real man can F*K IT!"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (0q2P7)

280 Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:23 PM (VToDy)

Hey...that's some precision-guided, weapons grade stupid you're deploying there.

Would you like a job?

Posted by: King Zero Dark Squirty at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (fH4X9)

281 282 invictus,

Maybe....if I were rick perry I'd be making backroom deals with mexico on border security.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)

282 >>>Whose dick was so small he just tucked it...

Ran up the stairs
and pulled out a hair

Posted by: Bigby's Smack From The Front Seat at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (3ZtZW)

283 Well there are 4294967296 unique IP adresses in the world. It's hard to make sure a troll can't find a new one.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (0q2P7)

284 Any of you assholes know of some good scat-lover bestiality sites?

Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (fWAjv)

285 You're racists, all of you. Imposing your anglo morals on this young man who was simply courting his just-out-of-diapers sistercousin, as they do in his culture.

For shame!

Posted by: Gym Dangler at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (TOk1P)

286 Well Jim you get a few points for not cursing on that last one. You lose points from your liberal overlords and masters for not mentioning..

1. Racist
2. Homo-phobes
3. Reasonable
4. Old white men
5. Guns

I'm sure your really sitting on some gems though.


Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (41VCE)

287
Ette, kill babies at birth?


That's progress. In ancient Rome, it waslegal to kill children until they reached the "age of reason", which was commonly accepted to be the age of four years.

Democrats are slightly more modern than ancient Romans, so they've got that going for them.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (1Y+hH)

288 Boeing's 787 Dreamliner has a few bugs, it seems. That's okay. The union workers who built it will fix it.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (jnlKI)

289
Yeah - it's good you stick around. The premise of your existence is a running joke. You're permanently relegated to the garbage dump of political ideas. I like the smell of your sweet rotting flesh. Give my regards to the worms that feast on you.
Serious, non-mocking reply:
hige sceal the heardra, heorta the cenre
mod sceal the mare the ure maegen lytath


I can't do yogh, thorn, or eth, but that is as close as I can get.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (rZPpd)

290 Ah, I see we have a new cat toy to bat around. Sadly, this one is dumber than usual.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (UOM48)

291 Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:27 PM (fWAjv)


DU?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (VtjlW)

292 Yup. Right after gun control legislation, and the GOP caves on the debt ceiling.
Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (VToDy)


LOL. It thinks TFG actually won the gun control debate.

Bless it's heart.

Posted by: RWC at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (fWAjv)

293 I believe the average age of a troll here is about 12.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM48)

294 287 Jim Dandy,

Jim Jim we want the kids educated, raised, right and told you can count on help from your family and some friends alone.

Your side wants to kill em, drug em, brainwash em, keep em dumb, undermine their sense of national pride, fuck him, have 'em get an aboriton in some cases on my dime with no "bacground check, seven day waiting period, parental notification, investigation for abuse, their vote, and to shut the fuck up if they don't think manly throw is a good buy in the end.

Keep on plugging, you're aiding my goals immeasurably.

I hate everything about your side, and you're giving any decent human moral clarity.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (LRFds)

295 DU?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (VtjlW)


Ugh. That place is F'ing sick.

Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (fWAjv)

296 Maybe....if I were rick perry I'd be making backroom deals with mexico on border security.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)

Have you looked into all the state improvements? If you were going to go it alone, what would you do differently than Texas?

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (OQpzc)

297 #186 Then why are you here, Jim? What does that say about you?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 03:29 PM (wbmaj)

298 It's adorable, wait it's about to call everyone racist. Get ready to clutch your pearls and pretend that we are shocked he would make such an accusation.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:30 PM (41VCE)

299 302 Ms D'oh,

Mental or physical?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:30 PM (LRFds)

300 Your side wants to kill em, drug em, brainwash em, keep em dumb,
undermine their sense of national pride, fuck him, have 'em get an
aboriton in some cases on my dime with no "bacground check, seven day
waiting period, parental notification, investigation for abuse, their
vote, and to shut the fuck up if they don't think manly throw is a good
buy in the end.

-----

Go on.....

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (nELVU)

301 Not much. Maybe try to set up an orbital launch facility in the South, so we can launch our own defense communications satellites.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (/eBe8)

302 I remember the days when AOSHQ trolls were engaging and entertaining. Now they're just vicious.

It must be the realization that their Marxist messiah has failed once again.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (w3+gB)

303 Thank goodness that the exploited children have such
moral paragons on their side, defending the defenseless. You're beyond
repoach, and oh-so-sincere.

Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:25 PM (VToDy)

OK, big brain, explain to me just exactly who are the champions among the Democrats are on the side of the murdered Black children in Chicago? Hint: It is not JJJ Trey or Pappy JJJ or Obama or Rahm or Michelle or Slumlord Jarrett.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (kXoT0)

304 Maybe....if I were rick perry I'd be making backroom deals with mexico on border security.

He'd do better to make deals with rednecks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (GFM2b)

305 305 Invictus,

I'd subtly fish for assurances that Mex City wouldn't Stalin to Obarka's hitler.

Other than that little.

Well scratch that I'd start wargaming lognet chokepoints.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (LRFds)

306 >>>You're permanently relegated to the garbage dump of political ideas.

If we didn't matter. You wouldn't bother. You can't argue for something that your very act of arguing invalidates. It's called a paradox. I know that's a big word for your tiny liberal mind. It means a situation that contradicts itself. Damn "contradicts" is also too big and clearly something liberals don't understand. ..The logic no worky worky...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (0q2P7)

307 311 I remember the days when AOSHQ trolls were engaging and entertaining. Now they're just vicious.

It must be the realization that their Marxist messiah has failed once again.

---

That implies that they are true believers and not wage-slaves for Axelrod et all.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (e0xKF)

308 Ever get the desire to use Roker's shit stained drawer as a washcloth for your face??

Just me?

Posted by: Jim Dandi at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (fWAjv)

309 Have you looked into all the state improvements? If you were going to go it alone, what would you do differently than Texas?

I'm sure he is from a "normal" place like California. The peasants from TX cannot stand up to the intellect of Jim jerk-off dandi.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (41VCE)

310 313 rickb223,

I think rednecks will grasp what he's doing.

I think mexopolois would at least try to grab El paso if it ever went bad.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)

311 Not much. Maybe try to set up an orbital launch facility in the South, so we can launch our own defense communications satellites.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:31 PM (/eBe

Didn't Texas just steal one of those space companies from Cali?

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (OQpzc)

312 I believe the average age of a troll here is about 12.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM4


------------------------------------------------


Or their equivalent; their school teachers.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (jnlKI)

313 DU?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (VtjlW)


Depleted Uranium? Nope much more dense

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (i6FEd)

314 I'd subtly fish for assurances that Mex City wouldn't Stalin to Obarka's hitler.

---

The Mexican government can't even control the northern half of their country.

Any assurances being made would come from the cartels, such as the Zetas. They're only slightly more trustworthy than the JEF.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (e0xKF)

315 obama and the dems are crooks. We all know that and always have. Memendez would have won the election anyway unless they had a picture of him screwing a goat on Xmass in the back of the church

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (jE38p)

316 I believe the average age of a troll here is about 12.

Am not.
R2.
Am not.
R2.
Am not.
R2.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (GFM2b)

317 Didn't Texas just steal one of those space companies from Cali?

Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (/eBe8)

318 319 gigg,

I'm from Ohio and am Ex Cav from Ft Hood.

God may not have blessed me like my son by being a Texan at birth, BUT he did grace me with a map, eyes, and a sincere desire to help her people protect her.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)

319 Mr. Dandy is just pissed at his messiah that he hasn't received his brown shirt and instructions yet.

Another of Oblahblah's useful idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)

320 >>>Yup. Right after gun control legislation, and the GOP caves on the debt ceiling.

You act like that
1. Wasn't expected.
2. Will actually change something.

You really do live in fantasy land.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:34 PM (0q2P7)

321 I bet all you racists are pedophobes too. Get with the times, losers.

Posted by: Jym Dandie at January 16, 2013 03:34 PM (AMpFh)

322 Not much. Maybe try to set up an orbital launch facility in the South, so we can launch our own defense communications satellites.

Houston, we have a problem.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (GFM2b)

323 I just got here. Long day. So we have another unoriginal troll?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (jE38p)

324 324 Brandon,

The Mexican government *can* control the norther states they do not.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

They crossed the border in at least 4 man teams about 15 times while I was in El Paso fully armed.

Mexico has the ability to act in the area if inclined they simply are not inclined.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (LRFds)

325 I'm from Ohio and am Ex Cav from Ft Hood.God may not have blessed me like my son by being a Texan at birth, BUT he did grace me with a map, eyes, and a sincere desire to help her people protect her.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)


-------------------------------------------------


THE CAV RULES!!!!

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 03:35 PM (jnlKI)

326 nood thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (UOM48)

327 328 I envy Texans and Texas, I hope they are welcoming to the border states if shit goes south.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (41VCE)

328 I believe the average age of a troll here is about 12.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM4__ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ Keep them away from Democrat politicians and interns!On second thought....

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (1Y+hH)

329 >>>I just got here. Long day. So we have another unoriginal troll?

It's "Jack Frost" from yesterday, with an apparently new IP and nic

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (0q2P7)

330
Given the vicious stupidity of the trolls attracted by this post, it must be quite damaging to their idiot God-King.

Posted by: Trollologist at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (ggRof)

331 Gun control!

I mean, gun safety!!

Wait, no... end to gun violence!!!

Who's with me? Not even the Dem controlled Senate?? Oh. In that case, YOU EEEEVIL REICH WINGERS, YOU!!!

Posted by: Gym Dangler at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (TOk1P)

332 337 gigg,

I've lived in Central and West Texas, Louisiana, and spent a lot of time in Mississippi.

If Texas leaves she won't be alone, I assure you.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)

333 I think mexopolois would at least try to grab El paso if it ever went bad.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)

They'll have their hands full digesting New Mexico. And I'm pretty sure the San Antonio swat team could take the entire mexican army. Hell, give them a hundred acres and they'll volunteer to shoot the entire mexican government for you.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (OQpzc)

334 335 Soona,

Cav's got your back.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)

335 I've lived in Central and West Texas, Louisiana, and spent a lot of time in Mississippi.

If Texas leaves she won't be alone, I assure you.

I'm a Louisiana native myself. Currently in TN. I hope TN has the stones, but I have my doubts.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:39 PM (41VCE)

336 343 Invictus,

I always suspected El Paso would go.

New Mexico would stay el gringo or go to momma not go with Texas.

I don't think mexico could whip the guard or tact teams unless they had air power or indirect fire, but they could cause trouble for about a 25 mile band in.

It ain't gonna come to any of this in all likelihood.

Giggles is mostly just waving his dick.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:41 PM (LRFds)

337 I envy Texans and Texas, I hope they are welcoming to the border states if shit goes south.
Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 03:36 PM (41VCE)

If you want to be passed through the check points, learn the Rodeo Song. Otherwise, you'd better have gold or lots of ammo.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:42 PM (OQpzc)

338 From the "could you imagine the firestorm if Bush had done this?" category. I've basically resigned myself to the fact that Obama will get away with absolutely anything and everything. Yes, the media is in his camp, but these things are reported on. I blame the Republicans. Instead of dragging Obama through the coals on a daily basis, you hear nothing from them. Fast and Furious? Some hearings, but they barely made a dent in the public consciousness. AG Holder held in contempt of Congress? *cricket* US Ambassador left without security in Libya and 4 Americans literally left to die because Obama didn't want to cross into Libyan airspace? *cricket* Political ally of the President employing an illegal alien sex offender who molested an eight-year-old family member and was on his way to being arrested, except that someone close to the President told law enforcement to back off so that it wouldn't impact his reelection? *cricket* What's worse, any of these events, or the fact that Nixon had a few people break into Democrat headquarters to gain a political edge? Really GOP? I mean, really? You are worse than pathetic.

Posted by: JoeShmoe99 at January 16, 2013 03:42 PM (xamKk)

339 344 Jim Dandy,

Really?

We're talking about your corrupt Child Molestor protecting shielding Federal Government and party.

You're talking about baby buggery.

Go hug a chainsaw.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

340 Just heard that Boner is holding a press conference at 4:00 PM EST with the Bengazi survivors, Brian Terry's family, La Pierre and sherrif joe!

Oh wait, I nodded off into a different reality.....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 16, 2013 03:43 PM (rzHli)

341 I'm not stoopid, you're teh stoopid! Make fun of my education? I have a double major in Urban Studies and Alice Walker novels!

Posted by: Jim Dandy at January 16, 2013 03:43 PM (/YJYi)

342 Giggles is mostly just waving his dick.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:41 PM (LRFds)

I know a guy at Ft. Hood. Authorize me to make him the Republic of Texas/New Texas brothel czar, and I can get you artillery.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:44 PM (OQpzc)

343 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice. And Black Oak Arkansas was a shitty band, Jim.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 16, 2013 03:44 PM (57P9M)

344 349 bunkerinthe burbs,

Yeah it'd be nice but if you didn't work to point out the fucktard's failures in your political circle of LIVs and "independents" who's to blame...

not singling you out?

In the end the voters had the chance to eject easily the most singularly incompetent tyrannically and overreachingly ambitious extraconstiutional asshammer in modern times.

They were so concerned they fell for "binders of women" and "envy" at a guy who for better or worse earned his way as opposed to the 11 trillion dollar SCOAMF....

they picked he won.

fuck 'em

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:46 PM (LRFds)

345 Jim Dandy, while trolling for honeys,
Heard a brown note and shit in his undies.
"Oh what will I do
with all of this poo?
Nobody thinks my shit's funny!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)

346 351 Invictus,

Heh I know a few still.

It won't come to it, in all likelihood.

If it does life as we know it is over.

I will be on the side of the people who revere the founding more.

99.975% chance Texas will side with the angels so I'm not worried just mentally prepared.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)

347 99.975% chance Texas will side with the angels so I'm not worried just mentally prepared.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)

The only universal truth is that all things change.

Posted by: Invictus at January 16, 2013 03:52 PM (OQpzc)

348 Sven-
"fuck 'em".. agreed wholeheartedly... and I don't feel singled out, I just dislike this more and more everyday.

I worked the LIV's I know (including some family, sigh) as hard as I could, and I think I turned a few since the last nationals, but it is always hard to tell what they do in the booth.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 16, 2013 03:52 PM (rzHli)

349 easily the most singularly incompetent tyrannically and overreachingly ambitious extraconstiutional asshammer in modern times.
----

How the hell am I supposed to fit that on a bumper sticker!

Posted by: RWC at January 16, 2013 04:00 PM (fWAjv)

350 342 I know a guy at Ft. Hood

Funny story, I once did as well...close friend of a friend, etc. He was a CPT at the time, I was stuck in Godforsaklen Killeen doing some work for DLA so we just hung out and grilled during the evenings, reminiscing about better places in between beers.

When I got there, I asked him what he was doing, hoping to go get some good pix playing with some M109s and/or M110s (I knew he was FA and didn't think they had MLRS yet). He whipped out the Harker Heights phone book...and there he was.

They'd put him in command of the actual (somewhat ceremonial, but otherwise quite functional) Horse Cavalry troop.

In other UNEXPECTED news, strippers love horses. It turned out to be a pretty good couple of weeks.

Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 04:09 PM (YesJa)






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