Obama Gun Control Event UPDATED: List Of Executive Orders

Live now everywhere.

First though, the administration hit at the NRA.

REUTERS FLASH: WHITE HOUSE SAYS NRA AD CITING OBAMA CHILDREN IS "REPUGNANT AND COWARDLY"

Of course this is the same administration that is hiding behind children to further his gun grabbing agenda.

Oh for God's sake....Obama's statement.

"If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."

Keep an ear out for reporters parroting liberals new talking point calling "gun control" "gun safety".

Obama is now calling for 10 round limit on magazines. No word if he's calling for outlawing "reloading".

And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"

Here's Obama's list of executive orders.

Posted by: DrewM. at 11:54 AM



Comments

1
FBHO

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at January 16, 2013 11:55 AM (8cJXl)

2 First?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at January 16, 2013 11:55 AM (JaJ3u)

3 Hahahaha

Using children a a prop to destroy the Constitution is repugnant and ugly to me. Fuck you shithead Obama./

Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2013 11:55 AM (53z96)

4 Cowardly and repugnant? Would that be coming from the dude who is hiding behind a wall of human shield children at his little show today? Vile creature....

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at January 16, 2013 11:56 AM (XquQz)

5 Eff zero.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at January 16, 2013 11:56 AM (sbV1u)

6 I hereby grant my allotment of profanity for today to Jane D'Oh so that she may use it when referring to TFG. Otherwise, that jar is going to have enough in it to buy a small Caribbean island by the end of the day.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 11:56 AM (VtjlW)

7
Liberty is ugly and repugnant.

I won!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 16, 2013 11:56 AM (ggRof)

8 "REPUGNANT AND COWARDLY"

That's an interesting way to spell "accurate representation of this shitfucker administration's aristocratic hypocrisy".

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 16, 2013 11:58 AM (q33yg)

9 HATE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 11:58 AM (UOM48)

10 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 11:58 AM (/eBe8)

11 AtC, thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 11:59 AM (UOM48)

12 So will I be a criminal after Obama gets done with this farce?

Posted by: Derak at January 16, 2013 11:59 AM (lkjWK)

13 Dogs and ponies....

DANCE!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 11:59 AM (piMMO)

14 Trust me, no one needs a high capacity magazine.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at January 16, 2013 11:59 AM (qwK3S)

15 Mika on AM Joe this morning said the NRA ad made her "ashamed of this country."

What a stupid, airheaded twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (UOM48)

16 They keep talking about the moral need for gun control.

I thought we weren't supposed to legislate morality!

Posted by: Slublog at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (0nqdj)

17 Where were Bammy and his pals when the Dems and their operatives in the MFM were literally calling Sarah Palin everything from a pig to a dog, and calling her children even worse? You don't get to start spewing "ugly and repugnant" accusations about using the subject's children for a political ad if you didn't yourself step up to the plate and tell your own minions to knock it off with the hateful, demeaning, lewd and often graphic condemnatations of your opponent and your opponent's children.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

18 What a fucking cocksucker.

Not that I'm saying anything that The Horde doesn't know, I just like typing the word "cocksucker".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (pqkoL)

19 Fuck that, get more personal and mean to the JEF. There's been a lot of moments already that we could have freezed and polarized a la Rules for Radicals already and mothafocka we gotta start using them: Benghazi, F and F, Shout outs after Ft Hood, "I won", etc etc

Get out of office you Communist Fraud!

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at January 16, 2013 12:01 PM (3ZtZW)

20
I will use my psychic powers to predict that Obama will bluster but in the end, vote "Present"
I will do some weak-sauce bullshit that nibbles at the edges of gun rights but expect nothing but a show from him. He needs a gang of his fellow Democrats to actually do anthing and they are not there.

Posted by: Warthog at January 16, 2013 12:01 PM (WDySP)

21 This is just case #871263 that anyone against me is a racist criminal. But those who agree with me and have guns, we cool. I have an executive order pen, and a pardon pen. So don't sweat it, unless you're a bitter clinger.

Posted by: Prez B0 at January 16, 2013 12:01 PM (oUDps)

22 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (UOM4

Yeah, she also said the the NRA people are "sick in the head". I guess that will make all gun owners mental cases subject to confiscation.

Posted by: Derak at January 16, 2013 12:01 PM (lkjWK)

23 someone should explain to the girl that unless she's going to die before all of her brothers and sisters she's going to eventually lose one or more of them

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:01 PM (CM3km)

24 Barry Soetoro AKA Barack Hussein Obama, Enemy of the Republic.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2013 12:01 PM (wAQA5)

25 Debt ceiling? No time for that
Foreign policy in the shit can? No time for that
"Fiscal cliff"? We pretended to have time for that

Gun grabbing? "Shit! We be workin overtime for that!"

If the taxpayers got a dollar for every fuck up this man is personally responsible for, we'd all be rich.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (QY9FJ)

26 So will I be a criminal after Obama gets done with this farce?

Most of us already are.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (ZKzrr)

27 Obama is repugnant. And malevolent. And a whole bunch of other adjectives as well...

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (rFiOs)

28 WTF is this??? Use Obamacare to rat out gun owners??

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

Posted by: TFC3Tweets at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (bgzAd)

29 Re sidebar rhino attack.

She is a metaphor for all Ya'll's goring at the hand of our 'RINO's'.


Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (oYHyn)

30 Look - It's a terrorist hiding behind human shields!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (YYJjz)

31 I no longer really have words to adequately express my contempt for this vile SCOAMF -- or for those who support and aid him. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (k4bdL)

32 Have they trotted out the little human shield children yet?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (4df7R)

33 Loathesome.

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (96M6e)

34 "Some animals are more equal than others."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (/eBe8)

35 The hypocrisy of King Baracka Vomitus I giving himself lifetime Secret Service protection just days ago...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (UOM48)

36 Every morning I wake up and say to myself it can't get any worse with this president and everyday I am proven wrong... Jane D'Oh have at it for me...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (9+ccr)

37 If nothing else, you have to give the Chocolate Jesus credit for chutzpa.

Let me know when he denounces the anti-NRA video game "Shot to the head" from the presentdential podium.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (jlngc)

38 They should be flooding every form of media with messages like the NRA video.

Commie screams tell you how much damage that these messages do.

It's the way around the MFM and even the pubic education brainwashing problem.

It's also a way to bring the GOP around or down if necessary.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (aZ6ew)

39 23 executive orders:

http://tinyurl.com/b63775c

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (T0NGe)

40 Hard to read all-caps. I skimmed and got "Obama is Repugnant and Cowardly".

Come to think of it, my reading comprehension is fine.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (FcR7P)

41
From AP:
The City of Chicago agreed today to pay a record $22.5 million to a woman who was released from police custody in 2006 and instead of being taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, she was released into a high crime area where she was gang raped, then thrown from a building and plummeted seven stories. Christina Eilman, was 21 years old when the crime occurred and she suffered permanent brain damage from the fall and has needed constant medical care ever since.
@Ban seven story buildings?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (wbmaj)

42
Yeah you know that guy. Fuck him.

Go ahead make 100 million people instant criminals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (p/cQy)

43 The hypocrisy of King Baracka Vomitus I giving himself lifetime Secret Service protection just days ago...

And his children, too? Because they're more important to this country than anyone else's children.

Apparently dynastic rule is not just for Congress anymore.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:04 PM (ZKzrr)

44 I believe we should have gun sanctuary cities ... use the left tactics against them.

Let the commie f*ck sign as many exec orders as he wants ...

Posted by: ET at January 16, 2013 12:04 PM (YpjaN)

45 The Shit is about to Hit The Fan.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2013 12:04 PM (ccXZP)

46 "Repugnant and cowardly" is just short-hand for "factually correct."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2013 12:04 PM (qwK3S)

47 First doc who ever asks me if we have guns in our home...You're fired!

We have friends who are gun-owning doctors. They're not pleased with Obamacare. At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:04 PM (UOM48)

48 So pointing out that Sasha and Malia are protected 24/7 by some of the best armed guards in the world is somehow bad?

But hiding behind children harmed because of the same gun control measures you support is good.

Glad we have that cleared up, then.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 12:04 PM (/eBe8)

49 >>>Mika on AM Joe this morning said the NRA ad made her "ashamed of this country."

Her ilk have been making me ashamed of my country 4 starting on 5 years now.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (0q2P7)

50 #32 I guess the WH released the letters from the little dears pleading us to take guns away to protect us oh Great one obama...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (9+ccr)

51 funny felons can vote......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (CM3km)

52 The president follows the lead of the Taliban...hiding behind children to promote a political agenda. What a REPUGNANT AND COWARDLY act!

Posted by: kg at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (oNUnO)

53 I refuse to actually watch the fucking traitor on TV, so hopefully somebody can summarize what the motherfucker is saying.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (ZPrif)

54 I was just leaving for work - only to find a dead car battery. So, now, I am stuck waiting for AAA and the ONLY thing on the news channels is BO. Arghhhhhh!
This is adding insult to injury.

Posted by: carolina at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (/M0gK)

55
Let's see: A Democrat President is following up French action in a small, destabilized nation/state by committing US "aid" to French (and other) troops on the ground.
Meanwhile, the "press" is "4thechildrenorsomesuch".
Feh. Dien Bien Phu anyone?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (lbiWb)

56 They keep talking about the moral need for gun control.

Dead Mexicans are a moral need? Dead kids are a moral need?

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (FcR7P)

57 10 round magazine.....ok i'll carry 20 magazines

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (CM3km)

58 He can't even save the lives of people actively being shot at while on the PHONE with them...

Leave it to the ignorant masses to elect somebody to the highest executive office in the word who hasn't managed a damn thing in his affirmative action life.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (QY9FJ)

59 At least all gun violence will have ended by about 12:30 today.


Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (7jJ5i)

60 I can't take it, can' watch the guy any more.

Retch....

Posted by: PJ at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (ZWaLo)

61
Someone please tell me how we're supposed to have a dialogue when they feel in their bones I'm a sick in the head racist Gun Nut and I think they're a bunch of lying, totalitarians and useful idiots?

There will be no common ground. Just battleground.

Posted by: Jaws at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (4I3Uo)

62 I don't have the tee vee on. Will. Not. Watch. Or. Listen.

Fucking prissy, snotty, Marxist tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (UOM48)

63 Hiding behind kids is a Arab and Democrat thing. +2 for TFG.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (oYHyn)

64 Viral videos will go straight through to our selected targets.
It just needs some organization and funding by PACs like the NRA.

Go around the GOP if they continue to take advice from the Roves et al, and keep biting the pillow while getting ass raped.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:06 PM (aZ6ew)

65 His cadence gives me hives.

Why am I listening to this?

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (96M6e)

66 This administration tries to bring awareness of the gun violence that caused the tragedy and is proactively looking for solutions.

What the hell are the gun clinging Neanderthals and their NRA overlords doing to make sure this doesn't happen again? Demanding we keep high capacity magazines and assault rifles plentiful. That IS repugnant, not to mention stupid.

Posted by: truth at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (JOiCz)

67 Children and Reagan as props are always a winning strategy. And Biden.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (w3+gB)

68 FAST AND FURIOUS ASSHOLE

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (CM3km)

69 Gotta admit, Obama and Biden were got to this point pretty fast and furious.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (7jJ5i)

70 From AmishDude's link:

11. Nominate an ATF director.

The Senate hasn't met to confirm one since 2007, and never held hearings to confirm the stooge he nominated in 2010.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (ZKzrr)

71 Your apt I,Claudius quote for the thread:

"Caesar calls for silence!"

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (u5ozF)

72 Praying for the spirits of the Ft. Hood Thirteen to make a surprise appearance next to Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (UOM48)

73 There's something happening hereWhat it is ain't exactly clearThere's a man with a gun over thereTelling me I got to bewareI think it's time we stop, children, what's that soundEverybody look what's going downThere's battle lines being drawnNobody's right if everybody's wrong.
Bufffalo Springfield-"For What It's Worth"

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (wbmaj)

74 shit. sorry pg.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (7jJ5i)

75 Why does this mean man hate magazines so much?

Posted by: Sports Illustrated and Vanity Fair at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (96M6e)

76 So really, using children at this event today is akin to the Mongols' tactic of strapping captured children to their chests when attacking a settlement, so that anyone who resisted would have to kill their own children in order to defeat the attacker. Except instead of literally killing the children, the Preezy is implying that each one of those children WILL very likely be killed by a gun in the future if we don't all bend our knee and submit to him.

Classy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:08 PM (4df7R)

77 7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign

------------

The NRA has been doing JUST THIS for years.

I *despise* these douchebaggian committe-ists.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 16, 2013 12:08 PM (RuUvx)

78
The TV or radio gets turned immediately if he shows up. 4 years now. Didn't even watch the debates. Ha not that that mattered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:08 PM (p/cQy)

79 "we should severely punish anyone who helps [buy guns to turn around and sell them to buyers that shouldn't have them]" --> Like Eric Holder?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 16, 2013 12:09 PM (IrbU4)

80 Let's put a "Hunter" in every school!

Posted by: AZBronco at January 16, 2013 12:09 PM (5pA5T)

81 Obama is just whistling past the gun shop.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 12:09 PM (w3+gB)

82 WTF is this??? Use Obamacare to rat out gun owners??

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

Posted by: TFC3Tweets at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (bgzAd)
======================

Remember: Unless you have a howitzer in your basement, the technically correct answer to the question "do you have any guns in your home?" is "no".

If you do have a howitzer in your basement the correct answer is "none of your fing business!".

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 16, 2013 12:09 PM (RSqz2)

83 I WILL NOT CHANGE FUCKTARD

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:09 PM (CM3km)

84 Will my doctor need to give me Miranda warnings prior to my free physical? How will electronic medical records record record "Patient asserted his rights under the Fifth Amendment." And that's just on the soda question.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2013 12:09 PM (qwK3S)

85 Yep, the only time I ever hear that fucker's voice is when visiting friends and family. If I have control of the remote the mute button gets hit the moment I see his fascist fucking face.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (ZPrif)

86 http://www.humanevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gun+Violence+Reduction+Executive+Actions.pdf

Above is a list of the EO's Obama just issued. I'll save you some time and just state that its a bunch of nonsense. Commit to this, start a dialogue on that yada yada yada. Basically a big nothingburger. I'm glad as hell, but still they're trivial at best.

Posted by: volfan at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (RTb48)

87 Demonize the NRA.

Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (7jJ5i)

88 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."


__________________________

Sonograms before abortions?

Oh wait...

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (r2PLg)

89 Oh, I love this one:

4. Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks.

Remember when returning Service members were designated as possible terror threats.

Congratulations returning Vets, you're now prohibited from owning private firearms.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (/eBe8)

90 So of Barky's 23 steps, exactly zero would have done anything about Sandy Hook.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (q33yg)

91 Remember how the Democrats screamed that Republicans were "politicizing" Benghazi by asking for answers?

I guess "politicizing" mass killing is okay when you do it by humping the graves of dead children.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (azHfB)

92 57 10 round magazine.....ok i'll carry 20 magazines

--------

The obvious answer is to develop a new square bullet technology.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (IrbU4)

93 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."

---

Does that standard apply to ObamaCare? To abortion? To following up on Fast And Furious?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (e0xKF)

94 Our stock is soaring! BuyBuyBuy!

Posted by: Strawmen, Inc. at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (96M6e)

95 Wow, he just indirectly attacked Rush and everyone else on radio.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (NPV5L)

96 So will I be a criminal after Obama gets done with this farce?

In TFG's eyes, you're a criminal just for existing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (zF6Iw)

97
Ah, I see that my psychic powers have not failed me. From the AP (*spit*)
"Obama wants Congress to close loopholes that permit private gun transactions to occur without background checks. The White House says nearly 40 percent of gun sales are conducted by private individuals now exempt from checking the backgrounds of buyers."
He's "proposing" things.

Posted by: Warthog at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (WDySP)

98 20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover.
21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges.
22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations.
23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health.


This sounds expensive.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (ZKzrr)

99 Mika on AM Joe this morning said the NRA ad made her "ashamed of this country."

Her ilk have been making me ashamed of my country 4 starting on 5 years now.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 12:05 PM (0q2P7)


Her bigoted Jew hating father should embarrass that ignorant bint more.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (BOkRL)

100 >>> Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign

Maybe we can set up sports clubs for authorized gun owners, like they did in Germany circa 1930s

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (3ZtZW)

101 No Doc, I don't own any guns.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (aZ6ew)

102 Oh wow---I just tuned in--he has kids there with him?

And they wrote letters--that he's been referring to?


O...M...Gawd.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 12:12 PM (r2PLg)

103 OH FOR GOD'S SAKE

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:12 PM (CM3km)

104 Millions of aborted babies cry out, while Barky parades out a flock of little "punishments."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:12 PM (UOM48)

105 Rush:
The NRA doesn't back down like the GOP does.



Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:12 PM (aZ6ew)

106 Jared Loughner (D)

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 12:12 PM (BOkRL)

107 There'll be more bureaucracy, though, which is all this demented pinhead really wants or knows anyway.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 16, 2013 12:12 PM (q33yg)

108

44
we should have gun sanctuary cities.


Yes.

Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (h6XiD)

109 Any doctor that asks me if I own a gun will be promptly told to go fuck him/herself.

Posted by: Witchfinder at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (pLTLS)

110
Here's the list of EOs. A giant heap of bullshit. Obama knows he loses on the gun issue.

http://t.co/LypYCimk

GOP, are you listening? The NRA is showing you how to stand up to this guy.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (eytER)

111 The tv is off, I cannot watch this vile bastard.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (PH+2B)

112
"we should severely punish anyone who helps [buy guns to turn around and sell them to buyers that shouldn't have them]"


Strawman buys have been prohibited since 1968. If that law isn't being enforced, he need only look in the mirror for the reason.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (1Cuor)

113 HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (CM3km)

114 Yeah, my doc is an ex-Navy guy, and an outspoken righty. I will ask him if he's asking anyone.

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (96M6e)

115

Whatever he proposes, just for pr purposes or actual rights stomping, it does not matter.

I shall not comply.

I am Spartacus. but with better clothes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (p/cQy)

116 Can't look. Is anyone here watching? Are the Children crying?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (9+ccr)

117 Wow, he just indirectly attacked Rush and everyone else on radio.

Clinton did that after OKC. Had to walk it back. O won't. Particularly because he's a lame duck, but also because he's an asshole at heart.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (T0NGe)

118 Mr. Obama wants a secesh movement now. He's trolling for it. Be patient.

Posted by: Y. at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (Q1ykp)

119 The NRA doesn't back down like the GOP does.

And that's why they are in such awful shape and we are more powerful then ever!

Posted by: The GOP at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (u5ozF)

120 Make no mistake...after listening to this, you all need to realize that the progressives aren't playing games. They want you docile, disarmed, or dead.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (eytER)

121 Him trying for gun control pleases me greatly.

He will fail, and by failing hopefully cause everything else he wants to fail as well

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (DL2Km)

122 Are the Children crying?

_____________

No--they are smiling and giggling when Obama acknowledges them.

Well--at least the one time that I saw.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (r2PLg)

123 Hey Anachronda! Did you say...square bullets?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (GBXon)

124 I saw a very bad wreck on the highway coming to work today. I am guessing there were fatalities. Surely something could have been done to make those cars safer, or those drivers drive slower, or something! Isn't it worth it to SAVE EVEN ONE LIFE???? Why not pass a law that says no car can go over 40 miles an hour! Think how many lives would be saved! Surely a shit-ton more than any gun laws will save.

Posted by: rockmom at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (aBlZ1)

125 Ha! So Obama issues an EO stating that Docs under the ACA are not "prohibited" from asking about gun ownership. So I guess conversely under the ACA docs also aren't "compelled" to ask about it either, nor are we as patients "compelled" to answer. Good God, this is so stupid - even I thought that he'd be more bold than this. I'm delighted as hell by his lack of balls, but I'm surprised nonetheless.

Posted by: volfan at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (RTb48)

126 I just love watching Barry use his big brain to tackle the tough issues.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (w3+gB)

127 If I called for repugnant porn rags like Hustler Magazine to be limited to 30, or 10 or 7 or 3 pages with the goal of limiting them to ZERO pages, people who love the Constitution would rightly say we must not erode the First Amendment because we are guardians of free speech and we are obligated to pass the First on to our children undiminished.

The primary reason for the First is to protect us from government run amok. We may not have such a government now, but our we must pass these rights to our children so they are available to them in case they need them.

The left can understand this, especially those on the left who remember the role of a free press in the Watergate coverup.

The same must be said for the Second Amendment as well. We must pass the right to keep and bear arms on to our children undiminished so they have them in case they need to exercise them, even if we cannot now see why that might be necessary.



Posted by: theBuckWheat at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (hBb5u)

128 The USA is physically united, but otherwise not.

It is time to let it fracture on the fault lines that are right there in front of us.

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (tBnjP)

129 Sorry folks, we're all sold out.

Posted by: Airsick Bags, LLC at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (96M6e)

130 Now is the time...

...to bring up Fast and Furious.

Right fucking now. Hold hearings tomorrow. Righties on the TV: Nothing but F&F.

We have to win by Judo, we have to take whatever they think is their advantage and turn it against them. That's the only way to win against the MFM.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (T0NGe)

131 88 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try." __________________________ Sonograms before abortions?

Oh wait...

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 12:10 PM (r2PLg)

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (+/C3g)

132 And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"



Wow. He's quite the Constitutional "scholar" isn't he?


No, you fuckwit. It's about protecting us from you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (UOM48)

133 So. Can we haz National Gun Trading Day?

Everybody just trade up guns in person, equal value whatever you want. Fuck the lists up, yo.

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (3ZtZW)

134 108

44
we should have gun sanctuary cities.


Yes.

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We have gun sanctuary states like Texas.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (e0xKF)

135 Posted by: truth at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (JOiCz)

You should be hanged. Bye.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (k4bdL)

136 Braveheart on AMC.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (ZshNr)

137 Now he is high fiving the children after repeating --

"let's do the right thing, let's do the right thing..."

"Now--let's go sign these orders!"

High Five!

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (r2PLg)

138 OMFG ! TFG blamed Congress for not having a director of the ATF when he has not nominated one.

Holyfuckingshit.

I feel like I am a fucked up dream.

Posted by: Chariman Mow at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (RGDtb)

139 I have never hated anyone in life, until now. Zero is whale shit, the lowest form of shit.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (sbV1u)

140 113
HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (CM3km)
Water is wet

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (FIDMq)

141 I was fighting the unstoppable urge to punch the radio out of my dash while VP hair plug was going on.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (41VCE)

142 1. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system.

2. Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system.

3. Improve incentives for states to share information with the background check system.

4. Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks.

5. Propose rulemaking to give law enforcement the ability to run a full background check on an individual before returning a seized gun.

6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers.

7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign.

8. Review safety standards for gun locks and gun safes (Consumer Product Safety Commission).

9. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations.

10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.

11. Nominate an ATF director.

12. Provide law enforcement, first responders, and school officials with proper training for active shooter situations.

13. Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime.

14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.

15. Direct the Attorney General to issue a report on the availability and most effective use of new gun safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies.

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.

19. Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education.

20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover.

21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges.

22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations.

23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (8sCoq)

143 BUSH = Hitl... er... nevermind.

Posted by: DailyKos 2003 at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (Bv9qa)

144 I love it when I go to my Primary Healthcare Provider (Military) and they hand me a bunch of invasive forms.
First thing I ask is if they are required, or allowed to ask me these questions.
Then I ask if I am allowed,or required to answer these questions.
Then I ask where the required disclosure statement is on the questionnaire.

Then they tell me they can get in a lot of trouble if I don't fill it out.
Then I tell them that's their problem, not mine.
Then we get down to what the medical problem is, and fix it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (jlngc)

145 Go ahead make 100 million people instant criminals.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (p/cQy)


To quote that other great Democrat, W.M. "Boss" Tweed, what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (zF6Iw)

146 #134 The Second Amendment is becoming the fault line of national division. So be it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (wbmaj)

147 Yeah you have an inalienable right written in ink to kill even born infants....

but that "2d amendment" there in plain sight let me explain it.


hey Obama let me explain it F**k you

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (LRFds)

148 "Patient was unable to hear question. Referred for auditory tests."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (qwK3S)

149 Barack Hussein Obama, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

Those kids' parents need their fucking heads examined.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (UOM48)

150 If He is using if i could save one child.

why aren't gun owners that have saved their children, or others children
or the 14 year old that saved his sister.. in the last month .. etc not being paraded around for right to protect and live policy?

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (nqBYe)

151 10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.

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There sure are a lot of claims regarding guns lost in the lake this week...

Posted by: DOJ flunkie at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (e0xKF)

152 Here's the list of EOs.

Nothing burger. Half that shit was SUPPOSED to be happening already, and the other half is just an innocuous waste of money.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 16, 2013 12:18 PM (1Cuor)

153 And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"



Wow. He's quite the Constitutional "scholar" isn't he?


No, you fuckwit. It's about protecting us from you.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:16 PM (UOM4


I may have to break down this afternoon and listen to Medved to see if that well meaning but clueless fuckhead is backtracking at all at how brilliant the JEF is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 12:19 PM (BOkRL)

154 Let It Burn.

And since Gabe is unclear on the concept, in case he's reading this thread: it's burning already and will continue to burn.

The point is that WE know that and are preparing for it.

The low-info FSA will never know this, and they will suffer for their ignorance when it takes them by surprise.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 16, 2013 12:19 PM (7ObY1)

155 I don't see anything in there about magazine capacity

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 16, 2013 12:19 PM (8sCoq)

156 146 #134 The Second Amendment is becoming the fault line of national division. So be it.

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It would have been smarter for him to pick a fight over free speech or something else.

Picking a fight with armed people who already don't like you is a bad idea.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:19 PM (e0xKF)

157 The same left for years who told us that the 2nd amendment was only about militias (give them credit, at least that word is in the amendment) now tells us that the 2nd amendment is only about sporting and hunting -- which as most history buffs know were Madison's biggest passions in life and he ensured to make sure that the federal government would not take those away from us.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2013 12:19 PM (gmeXX)

158 A lot of those things in that list are nebulous as hell. How they write the "regulations" in the ATF will determine what actually gets done.


IOW he is going for stealth BS through regulation which is just another form of XO crap.

Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2013 12:19 PM (53z96)

159 I'll take sanctimonious shitbags for a thousand, Alex.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (6WVi+)

160 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."

So when can we expect the flurry of Executive Orders to address the hundreds of thousands of lives lost through abortion?

Posted by: Manolo at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (kPeSM)

161 @Not_Jim_Cramer that sound you hear is ammo flying off the shelves

Posted by: DocJ at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (V20sy)

162 Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:14 PM (T0NGe)

He's making a big mistake by doing this just as Clinton did. Just like Cuomo he's "outing" himself (along with a lot of other "moderate" Dems) as and out and out gun grabber. The Hill gang already know that Obamas worth about two pounds of cold shite when it comes to the midterms and the last thing they need is his ass screaming about guns getting all of those voters who might have voted for them pissed off.

Posted by: volfan at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (RTb48)

163 Did Fast & Furious include magazines larger than 10 rounds?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (UU0OF)

164 66 Truth,

Yeah hey truth fuck you and do a better job.

Armed teachers and staff like President giggles' daughter enjoys?

A better safegaurd from murder than "we know you crimal fuckers will comply with the law"

Assholes

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (LRFds)

165 123 Hey Anachronda! Did you say...square bullets? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun

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Great! Let me fire up the 3D printer and crank out some 30 square magazines!

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (IrbU4)

166 Those murdered children in CT needed a teacher or some other person who had the power to stop the shooter.

You need a good shooter to stop an evil shooter.

Leftists can not ever acknowledge that. If they did their whole mental edifice would collapse.

Posted by: eman at January 16, 2013 12:20 PM (tBnjP)

167 after reading the list of 23 EOs, this whole event was just staged propaganda for the faithful


fuck 'em all

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (8sCoq)

168 Someone needs to explain to Mika that in the Civil Warher kind seem to want, she along with the rest of MFM will be high value targets.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (6BgmB)

169 Main way I hear Obama's gay nazi voice is the lead-in to a segment on the Special Report roundtable. I tune in to see what the Kraut has to say and sometimes accidentally hear that stuttering purple-lipped cocksucker.

(Are we ever allowed to make fun of his purple lips? That's not normal. 99.9% of black people do not have purple lips. More black people have jug-ears than purple lips. He looks like he stole a 8th grade girl's Hot Topic grape lipstick. He's got skinny little WASP chicken lips anyway. It's been 5 years, we should be able to make fun of his skinny little purple chicken lips.)

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (ZPrif)

170 Re: Points 1-23, a proper press would eviscerate this useless mass of bureaucratic mumblety-mumblety.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (FcR7P)

171 Man, you think we elected TFG as dictator the way he DEMANDS Congress do this and that.

Oh, and the was way he sets up one straw man after the other make me want to puke.....

"Some folks think that....."

"Some on the other side...."

"Some will gin up fear...."

"Some on the other side...."


Posted by: Chariman Mow at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (RGDtb)

172 From the dead thread in case you missed it with regards to the LBJ quote.
Is there an actual, credible source for this? I've

heard it repeated often, but never found the source. I'd love to quote

this with impunity, but I want to make sure my ass is covered. Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (ROv35)

His main biographers have cleaned up his life story. I did find this:

"I'll have those ******* voting Democratic for the next 200 years." --

Lyndon B. Johnson to two governors on Air Force One Ronald Kessler's

"Inside The White House" at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100718060622AAKgnQH.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (kXoT0)

173 Check out the new blogat EnemyCitzen.com. Maybe that guy's right: Time for a "Million Gun March."

Posted by: Manolo at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (kPeSM)

174 No one needs more than a seven page newspaper or more thana seven minute news show.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (qwK3S)

175 A lot of people die from falls on stairs every year.

Ban stairs!

And when did TFG decide the children's lives were more precious than the dead Ft. Hood soldiers he's CiC of?

Or hundreds of dead Mexicans?

Or the Benghazi dead?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (UOM48)

176 If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try.

The 1000's of people killed as collateral damage in the Nobel Peace Prize winner's unmanned drone attacks couldn't be reached for comment.

Posted by: DocJ at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (V20sy)

177 Most law abiding citizens lie to their doctors about their eating and drinking habits, but they will be truthful about guns in the house.

These commie assholes are delusional.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (aZ6ew)

178
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM

I don't bother. I just lie. Garbage In, Garbage Out.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (eytER)

179 6 Braveheart on AMC.


ISWYDT

Posted by: flmom at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (nSjrf)

180 I now refer to my home as "Fort Wagner." It was never taken by the federal forces who came for it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (wbmaj)

181 You know what is repugnant and cowardly? Accusing your opponent of giving a lady cancer.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (UU0OF)

182 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."

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Brian Terry and Jaime Zapata could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (e0xKF)

183 And remember, this fucker hasn't even started his second term yet!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (piMMO)

184 Dialogue by Sebelius on mental health?
Achtung, baby!

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (wAQA5)

185 Let's replace the GOP with the NRA ASAP.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (aZ6ew)

186 You don't get to start spewing "ugly and repugnant"
accusations about using the subject's children for a political ad if you
didn't yourself step up to the plate and tell your own minions to knock
it off with the hateful, demeaning, lewd and often graphic
condemnatations of your opponent and your opponent's children.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)
^ This times a trillion dollar coin! ^

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (kXoT0)

187 20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover.

21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges.

22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations.


Your health insurance premiums are going up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (ZKzrr)

188 We are proud of our Black Presdent, so proud of him to do something about this problem created by Bush.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (48wze)

189
Stopping strawman purchases? Hahahahahahaha. Good luck, dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (p/cQy)

190 While the 2nd amendment may also be about personal defense (Obama's words according to Drew), we note that you only have 10 tries to defend yourself. This is actually better than the 9 lives a cat has, 10 being greater than 9. So be thankful that the government is giving you 10 chances to defend yourself. Hopefully, when your home is attacked it is only by one person and you make your few shots count. Because if we have learned anything from hollywood, it is that it typically only takes one bullet to kill anyone.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (gmeXX)

191 I think today is a good day to purchase another firearm.

I mean, one to replace the one I lost canoeing yesterday.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (w3+gB)

192 177 Most law abiding citizens lie to their doctors about their eating and drinking habits, but they will be truthful about guns in the house.

These commie assholes are delusional.


Children tend not to lie.

They will ask children if their parents have guns.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (u5ozF)

193 BUT HE IS STILL BETTER THAN THAT LUKEWARM, FENCE-SITTER, WAR MONGER ROMNEY!

Posted by: Libertarian Nerd at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (Bv9qa)

194 191 I think today is a good day to purchase another firearm.

I mean, one to replace the one I lost canoeing yesterday.

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I'm less concerned about firearms than the ammo to use them with at the second.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (e0xKF)

195 Mr. President while you are using children for Your cause to steal rights of americans. Why have you neglected to mention guns were not available to Protect those same children from a Maniac?

You will never be able to stop Every maniac, as you are not able to stop many terrorists.

You want to leave the population defenseless to protect themsleves from maniacs , but you and our betters know there are indeed maniacs out there and YOU avail youselves of men and women with guns to protect you?

Can a gun owner always protect themslves , no, but at least we have a chance. you don't want any chance given because WE are of Less importance than you and yours.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (nqBYe)

196 Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.

He won't like the result. LE focus at the local and national level on stolen guns is vanishingly close to zero.

I've dealt with BATF field office in Miami trying to get them to do something about a crooked FFL who was stealing customers firearms what had been sent out for factory repair.

Their interest level was ZERO. The local PD's interest was also ZERO. I had to show up at the PD toting my Federal and state law books with relevent sections stickynoted before the local PD would even agree to put the gun into the FDLE stolen gun database.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (1Cuor)

197 Wait.... so the Guy who has armed Guards to protect himself, while wishing to take OUR guns away...

Now says its Repugnant to use HIS children in an Ad, while standing amongst OUR children while making a speech?

In an Aristocracy, it was oftenonly the Nobles, and their Guards, who could be armed.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (lZBBB)

198 A lot of people die from falls on stairs every year.Ban stairs!

More children died from falling televisions in 2011 than in any other year to date.

Ban televisions!

Oh, but that won't evern happen, Bammy, right? Because then how would the mouthbreathing masses ever get to see your glorious face, or hear your glorious words, or be fed your glorious pablum by the glorious ranks of the glorious sycophants in the MFM who suck your shit straight out of your asshole and spew it at the viewing audience 24/7/365?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (4df7R)

199 Wait so part of his executive order includes armed guards in schools??

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.

I thought that was a mistake.... fucking asshole doubletalking bastard.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (41VCE)

200 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try." Unless that means you want to present adoption as an option in dealing with an unwanted pregnancy.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (gmeXX)

201 anyway this is nothng to do with those children props for Obama.
this is about control.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (nqBYe)

202 I have the right to have whatever weaponry the State has.

They acknowledge no limits. Neither do I.

Posted by: Phinn at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (oFH2D)

203 And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"

Wow. He's quite the Constitutional "scholar" isn't he?


I'm pretty sure that securing a free state is in some way mentioned...F*king asshole.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (0q2P7)

204 Tyrant, plain and simple.

Posted by: Andrew at January 16, 2013 12:24 PM (A27iN)

205 Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (w3+gB)

I lost mine in a canoe also! And when I went swimming in the ocean a few years ago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (GsoHv)

206 Hey, all you fucktards who sat out the election, including you Paulbots: Fuck You, and thanks for aiding in the destruction of what's left of this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (UOM48)

207 Now is the time...

...to bring up Fast and Furious.

Right fucking now. Hold hearings tomorrow. Righties on the TV: Nothing but FF.

We have to win by Judo, we have to take whatever they think is their advantage and turn it against them. That's the only way to win against the MFM.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (T0NGe)
============

THIS!

And bring out the pictures- of dead Mexicans. And the families of dead Mexicans wailing, in Spanish.

Show how ugly it is and MAKE THE JEF OWN IT!

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (RSqz2)

208 the other half is just an innocuous waste of money.

No, it's not.

Like I pointed out- if I were a gun grabbing AG, I would add to the list of people who can't get guns "Member of a Group Identified by the Secretary of Homeland Security as a potential terror threat." Then I'd grab that list that included returning veterans, religious conservatives, members of gun clubs, etc.

Oh, sure, it would be shot down sooner or later, but then when I instituted "more reasonable restrictions," Ace's vaunted Overton Window has moved.

Then there's the one about the CDC preventing gun violence- we already know the DSM-V is highly political. How hard would it be to start adding "owns more than X firearms" to the various "Serious Mental Illness" diagnoses?

No, this is a gun-grabber's wet dream if it isn't actively opposed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (/eBe8)

209 I got a 10" shooter that I carry at all times in my pants - semi-automatic at that. Do I need to register it?

Posted by: Johnny Holmes at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (PFg5i)

210 I think today is a good day to purchase another firearm.

I mean, one to replace the one I lost canoeing yesterday.


Seems to be happening a lot lately.

I really need to break out my SCUBA gear. The waterways must be ankle deep in lost guns by now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (SY2Kh)

211 >
"If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."



Ambassador Stevens was unavailable for comment

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq)

212 Meanwhile, another 4,000 fetuses were aborted today.

TFG has zero moral authority.

Posted by: Al at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (V70Uh)

213 So, there I was, out shopping. Had my mass murder list and everything when I discover that 20-round mags are illegal! Fuck! I just turned around and went home...

Posted by: Words Never Spoken at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (FcR7P)

214 What the hell are the gun clinging Neanderthals and their NRA overlords doing to make sure this doesn't happen again? Demanding we keep high capacity magazines and assault rifles plentiful. That IS repugnant, not to mention stupid.
Posted by: truth at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (JOiCz)

I have guns to protect me and mine from the tyranny you represent, asshole. I simply can't despise you and yours enough.

Posted by: troyriser at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (vtiE6)

215 158 Vic,

Precisely he is exactly living up to what I said yesterday.

If the GOP does not demand that he not try to create law and what else is "clarifying that Ogabecare is allowed to ask about guns and we are not guaranteed medical privacy" than a national registration?

Fuck him, fuck the GOP if they don't fight and fuck the USA if the American people are not free.

There is a mechanism to fix all these things, the legislative process local and state law and quite frankly the amednatory process.

If you simpleton F$As and govern by heart c**ksuckers cannot understand that and will not abide by it I do not trust you with the 1st, 3d, 4th, 14th or 22d amendment either.

I loathe you bastards.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (LRFds)

216
THIS!

And bring out the pictures- of dead Mexicans. And the families of dead Mexicans wailing, in Spanish.

Show how ugly it is and MAKE THE JEF OWN IT!

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Don't forget to let the families of federal agents Jamie Zapata and Brian Terry have their say.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (e0xKF)

217 193 BUT HE IS STILL BETTER THAN THAT LUKEWARM, FENCE-SITTER, WAR MONGER ROMNEY!


I signed an assault weapons ban!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (u5ozF)

218 It's a nice day down here again today. I won't spoil it by listening to TFG and his demagogic lying.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (yiIja)

219 Children tend not to lie. They will ask children if their parents have guns.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 16, 2013 12:23 PM (u5ozF)


I don't think there are many instances where a parent would not be present when their child is seeing a doctor, except in cases of mental health visits (to a psychiatrist or other form of counselor) or when the child is a teenager and old enough to answer his or her own medical history questions.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (4df7R)

220 >>Stopping strawman purchases? Hahahahahahaha. Good luck, dumbass.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:22 PM (p/cQy)

I'm not watching the asswipe.
Did he actually bring up strawman purchases after F+F and Bloomberg's strawmen?Holy Crap

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (aZ6ew)

221 Hell, here is another excuse for losing a gun that actually happened to me--my cleaning lady stole it. It would even be safe for me to use the excuse because she was a White Trash Bottle Blonde, which is not a protected class such as Wise Latina or Magic Negress.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (kXoT0)

222 That list of EO's is all inconsequential fluff, so I'm thinking he's just looking for a way to declare victory and move on to other issues.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (1Cuor)

223 From the Chicago Trib

Seven children at a
South Side school were taken to hospital after a student discharged
pepper spray in a classroom, officials said.Coming soon, a pepper spray ban!

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (Rdesr)

224 If we only save one life we have to outlaw gigantic man-suffocating boobies!

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (qHCyt)

225 Military coup.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (wbmaj)

226 I wonder if someone, anyone, will bother to point out that these kids the shitheel surrounded himself with each owe about $150K in debt - right now - and if Barry gets his way that will climb to something like $200K by the time they're old enough to engage in carnal relations.

Posted by: DocJ at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (V20sy)

227 I don't have anything intelligent to offer in The Conversation, so I will just toss out "Neanderthal" and "Dictator La Pierre" and pat myself on the back right before I yell FOR THE CHILDREN™ before leaving the room.

Posted by: Standard Liberal Gun Control Argument at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (ROv35)

228 If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try.

Hello?

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (qwK3S)

229 Question - How long does it take for executive orders to take effect and be enforced?

Posted by: Andrew at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (A27iN)

230 so if guns have to be registered then why does the government have to have drs ask if we have guns in our house ... ?

farkin imbiciles

Posted by: ET at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (YpjaN)

231

The fact that the WH responded to the NRA ad shows that it was dead center right on target. They needed to try to disarm the straight shooting facts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (p/cQy)

232 http://bit.ly/WJfW4D

Obama Phone Lady in a better moment.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (qFPy4)

233 208 Allen G,

Yessir.

You have PTSD from getting rocketed in service of your country?

You're mentally ill, and or depnding on ethnicity a terrorist.

next?

You went in for help to get your mom's voice out of your head when your son fucked up?

no

next?


hey gang and OW$ who wanted to kill people at a federal monument had a goddamned UZI in his stash....

I have broken NO LAW

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (LRFds)

234 if I were a gun grabbing AG, I would add to the list of people who
can't get guns "Member of a Group Identified by the Secretary of
Homeland Security as a potential terror threat." Then I'd grab that list
that included returning veterans, religious conservatives, members of
gun clubs, etc.


Those were the first people who popped into my mind when I read "dangerous people...slipping through the cracks"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (ZKzrr)

235 Also to be noted -- according to Drudge, White House quadruples the number of signatures required before it will respond to petitions -- http://tinyurl.com/anehkgf -- I guess this one (http://tinyurl.com/bwrkvl5) might have been too on-point.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (kaalw)

236 if Barry gets his way that will climb to something like $200K by the time they're old enough to engage in carnal relations.

---

If some of Barry's advisers get to make their personal views into laws, the kids will already be old enough for it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:28 PM (e0xKF)

237
I don't think there are many instances where a
parent would not be present when their child is seeing a doctor, except
in cases of mental health visits (to a psychiatrist or other form of
counselor) or when the child is a teenager and old enough to answer his
or her own medical history questions.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (4df7R



Doc to little Johnny: Are there any firearms in your home?
Little Johnny: Yes.
Little Johnny's mommy: No, dear. Remember? They were lost in that camping trip we took a while back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (UOM48)

238 If we only save one life we have to outlaw gigantic man-suffocating boobies!

MOLON LABE!!!!!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)

239 Ee i ee i oh!

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (wAQA5)

240 I didn't lose my guns in a boating accident. The pistols and revolvers are upstairs, in a safe in the master bedroom closet, stowed on the bottom shelf. The rifles arein thegun cabinet in the hallway.

Come and take them.

Posted by: troyriser at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (vtiE6)

241 So now it will be ok to have a GOP Presidnet (if we ever have another one) to sign an executive order outlawing abortion... You know, to save one more life...

Posted by: TFC3Tweets at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (bgzAd)

242 229 Question - How long does it take for executive orders to take effect and be enforced?

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Not sure, but if it is instant then the NRA can claim standing and take them to court for an injunction.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (e0xKF)

243 I just joined the NRA. Probably should get a gun, too:-)

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (fHWdz)

244 Guns are scary, guns are evil, guns will jump out of the safe and shoot at you!!! I know, it happened to a friend of mine, true story!!!!!

Posted by: Troof!!!!! at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (/YJYi)

245 222 PA,


yeah PA?

Really?

I want to believe that and if he were Bill Clinton I would.

This is Dr. Drilling Moratorium What drilling Moratorium?

He violated the courts on drilling permits quietly.

No....

hawk watch

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (LRFds)

246 Like I said, oh, great, now I have to go buy a gun, and it isn't in my budget. Dammit.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Bly, Azof, UK at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (7v5Ct)

247 What the hell are the gun clinging Neanderthals and their NRA overlords
doing to make sure this doesn't happen again? Demanding we keep high
capacity magazines and assault rifles plentiful. That IS repugnant, not
to mention stupid.

Posted by: truth at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (JOiCz)

haha what are YOU dong to protect the children?

make more laws that leave the freaks and gang bangers the rulers of the streets?

The are handing over their guns? because they want to follow laws? Are you also into banning , knives bricks bats crowbars>?
yes like laws that say killing and beating others isn't already law?

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (nqBYe)

248
And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"


Hey, Bammy! It's also about making sure thatthe citizens of a democratic republic are able to defend themselves against the imperial actions of an out-of-control government led by a narcissistic fool with delusions of grandeur and designs on becoming a tyrannical despot!

I know you must have just missed that one, so consider yourself corrected gratis. You're welcome!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (4df7R)

249 238 If we only save one life we have to outlaw gigantic man-suffocating boobies!

MOLON LABE!!!!!

---

Anyone else hearing motorboat noises in their head?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (e0xKF)

250 Did Fast Furious include magazines larger than 10 rounds?

You wingnuts. Always trying to fuck with our agenda.

Posted by: The MSM at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (QKKT0)

251 If we only save one life we have to outlaw gigantic man-suffocating boobies!

MOLON LABE!!!!!


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (ZKzrr)

Or man-eating bedazzled vajayjays..For the Children.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (kXoT0)

252 TFG surrounding himself with all those little "punishments." The irony.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:30 PM (UOM48)

253 bringing back the assault weapon ban will really honestly piss me off. I prefer the shorter lighter scary looking guns. They are really better for home defense. I am not a hunter I really think these are valuable tools for home defense. Why would these idiots deny me that. And how is a sawed off shotgun illegal when there are pistols that shoot 410 shells??? Too many of these gun laws are honestly worthless for me to take any of them seriously. limiting the mag to 10 rounds only means I have to reload more often. It's a pain in the ass that just makes them "FEEL" better but does nothing at all to reduce violence or crime. It pains me that liberals are so fucking stupid.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (41VCE)

254 leave others defenseless for the greater good.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (nqBYe)

255 The devil's in the details, starting with this one:


15. Direct the Attorney General to issue a report on the availability and most effective use of new gun safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies.

That's code for "smart guns." They might be able to mandate those by regulation rather than legislation, which would be bad bad bad.

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

256 That list of EO's is all inconsequential fluff, so I'm thinking he's just looking for a way to declare victory and move on to other issues.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 16, 2013 12:26 PM (1Cuor)



Today was about being seen as Doing Something

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (8sCoq)

257 This list of executive orders looks like something Obama slapped together on Friday right around 5:00.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (eytER)

258 Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.
Posted by: TFC3Tweets at January 16, 2013 12:02 PM (bgzAd)



I'm just going to dip into tomorrow's supply for a second.


Motherfucker can bite me. I've already made more than one PA cry because of my response to the utter fucking bullshit demands that I answer questions about whether or not I feel safe in my home that are mandated under VAWA. Fuck him sideways for making more cry when I state that there is no possible fucking way that I will let my medical records reflect my gun ownership.


Hey, you jug eared dog eating piece of whale shit, why do you want to make young women cry?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (VtjlW)

259 Posted by: truth at January 16, 2013 12:07 PM (JOiCz)

Sweetie, you realize that when the school nurse offered to give you that lobotomy you should have said, "No," right?

Go home, grow up, and come back when you understand a damn thing about the world.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (4df7R)

260 It is clear that we are going to have to outlaw cell phones as well since they can be used to trigger an IED.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (kXoT0)

261 225Military coup. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (wbmaj)Sure, it'd be a roll of the dice, but I'm strangely good with it.It beats the trajectory we're on now. I like to call it the Big Green Reset Button.

Posted by: Jaws at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (4I3Uo)

262 The CDC has already dabbled in gun shit in the past, and their work was quickly shown to be light weight hackery.


Posted by: @PurpAv at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (1Cuor)

263 http://bit.ly/WJgdEx

Re Hitler learns of Gun Grabbing Fuck.

OK, that is the second link That I ripped off from IOTW.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (qFPy4)

264 OT: Usually rugby is not my thing but these pictures make it look like it could be fun.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bbfh99b

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (XUKZU)

265 I thought we weren't supposed to legislate morality!
Posted by: Slublog at January 16, 2013 12:00 PM (0nqdj)

WE aren't.

It's ok when THEY do it, however.

Posted by: blindside at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (x7g7t)

266 I know Truth is as iosturbed by handing assault weapons to Cartels and Gang bangers as we are.

because that deed was For The Children.

Posted by: ette at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (nqBYe)

267


"gun control" "gun safety"

"abortion" "women's health"

Posted by: 2nd beach at January 16, 2013 12:32 PM (LpQbZ)

268 Just got up. Having my second cup of coffee. Reading through comments. Guess I'm an outlaw now. I've been called worse.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (jnlKI)

269 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:31 PM (4df7R)


Here's a cookie for proper implementation of the sweetie protocol.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (VtjlW)

270 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."

I wonder if that can be used as a legal defense is someone were to torch. planned parenthood building? "But preezy said we have to try!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (GFM2b)

271 The JEF is baiting us all on purpose along with his enablers. Fuck them. Take the high road and keep getting the facts out, e.g., FF, "Chicago children", 4 years of nothing despite Ft. Hood, Aurora, wouldn't arm Benghazi in the world's worst terrorist site etc.

The asshole is standing in the blood of 20 children for political reasons. May there be karma.

Posted by: eureka! at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (HPRku)

272 And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"

And about shooting tyrants. "The
strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear
arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in
government. ..."

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson REALLY Said, Vol. II, pg. 15 at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (QKKT0)

273 Sorry...

But hunting is not a constitutionally protected right. If we so desired, we could pass a law making all the critters of the wild protected and it would be perfectly constitutional.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (UypUQ)

274 Now millions of people HATE this sack of shit.

Posted by: The Enemy at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (cHJFF)

275 "The pistols and revolvers are upstairs, in a safe in the master bedroom closet, stowed on the bottom shelf. The rifles arein thegun cabinet in the hallway.


Come and take them.


Posted by: troyriser at January 16, 2013 12:29 PM (vtiE6)"



So are you going to shoot them while your family is in the house, thereby putting them in danger? Are you going to leave them without a father/husband?


Serious question.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (ROv35)

276 I'm less concerned about firearms than the ammo to use them with at the second.


****

I maintain that rendering the weapons obsolete is far easier than taking them away.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (piMMO)

277 Just got up. Having my second cup of coffee. Reading through comments. Guess I'm an outlaw now. I've been called worse. Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (jnlKI)

YUP, we'uns is Okie Outlaws...be askeered, be very askeered.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (kXoT0)

278 When Christian activists in the 80s were complaining about violence in pop culture and its effects on our children , they were laughed at as naive Pollyannas by the "hip" elites. How things change.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (4df7R)

279 I've been called worse.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (jnlKI)

Moron.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (GsoHv)

280 And about shooting tyrants. "The
strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear
arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in
government. ..."

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My huge fucking ears are burning...

Posted by: Bumbles O'Fuckstick at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (e0xKF)

281 To: JOiCz:
Your leader obviously doesn't care a whit about the black on black slaughter in Chicago, Philadelphia, Detroit, Baltimore, etc.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:35 PM (wbmaj)

282 271 eureka!,

yeah "karma"....

he bathes in the blood of post partum after birth abortions by neglect.

There is no "karma" but what we make

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:35 PM (LRFds)

283 Just e-mailed my son and said, "If a military medical professional tries to get you to say you may or may not have suffered PTSD in A-Stan, keep in mind a 'yes' answer will keep you from purchasing any future weapons. Just tossing that out there. Love, Mom"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:35 PM (UOM48)

284 Stopping strawman purchases? Hahahahahahaha. Good luck, dumbass.


****

Or, ya know, encouraging them in the case of F&F.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:35 PM (piMMO)

285 We're all out!

Posted by: The Jerk Store at January 16, 2013 12:35 PM (GQ8sn)

286 Doc to little Johnny: Are there any firearms in your home?
Little Johnny: Yes.
Little Johnny's mommy: No, dear. Remember? They were lost in that camping trip we took a while back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Unfortunately, the Doc recorded Johnny's answer while Mommy was out in the waiting room.

The SWAT team is already overturning desks and knocking down walls as Mommy and Johnny return home.

Yay, War on Drugs. I hope it was fucking worth it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2013 12:35 PM (QKbPo)

287 No, this is a gun-grabber's wet dream if it isn't actively opposed.

The list of EO is mostly pointless, feel-good bullshit to create the illusion that he's Doing Something.

The CDC pulled the same thing in the past, treating guns like a disease vector. The point is/was to gin up misleading statistics to bolster the case for more gun control.

Some of it looks like an attempt to make more mental health records available to NICS- and realistically, that's long overdue even if an EO isn't the way to go about it.

Basically he's enlisting federal agencies for anti-gun propaganda and creating a little more bureaucracy. Far from the anticipated EO banning "assault weapon" imports.

The pro-gun side is winning this fight, and even TFG knows it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (SY2Kh)

288 39
23 executive orders:



http://tinyurl.com/b63775c

Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (T0NGe)


11. Nominate an ATF director.

Funny. The guy makes a press release saying he is going to be doing his job, one that should have been done already months ago.

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.

But, but, but . . . . The NRA's plan to put armed guards (which is what the euphemistically-termed "school resource officer" is) in schools was blasphemous.

All in all, it's just a bunch of release reports, direct agencies to study the problems and do some other stuff that would not have prevented Sandy Hook, clarify some stuff re: health care and enforcement, and other dog and pony show stuff. For all the bluster, this is all the Brady Bunch gets from TFG. The real fight will be on the bills introduced in congress.

Posted by: Flounder at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (Kkt/i)

289 Howie Carr had a stat the other day that there were over 400 people killed in the US in 2011 by assault weapons (obviously ill defined), and over 500 killed by hammers.

....and those weren't semi-automatic hammers.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (aZ6ew)

290
Yes Doc. I have a caulking gun and a heat gun. I "misplaced" my HVLP paint gun IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (vrpC2)

291 Start! Tinhat time!


Rush was going on at the start of his show about why is Obama pissing off people like this on purpose. My first thought was "Duh. Reichstag that motherfucker".

I am absolutely convinced he wants another Ruby Ridge and Waco combined so that There Will Be Demands That Something Be Done and then full out confiscation and attempts to repeal the 2nd Amendment start.

*adds jaunty propeller to hat*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (VtjlW)

292 God I hate this lisping sucker of cock!!!
Just heard the speech, he says he wants to go after those who supply guns to criminals....
FAST & FURIOUS you jug eared fuck!!

Today is shoot it up wednsday
We should all go shooting and post the pictures online

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (SMP3h)

293 #261 Mere elections will not stem this tide in time.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:37 PM (wbmaj)

294 Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson REALLY Said, Vol. II, pg. 15 at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (QKKT0)

While I agree 100% with the sentiment, Jefferson did not say that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2013 12:37 PM (GsoHv)

295 So are you going to shoot them while your family is in the house, thereby putting them in danger? Are you going to leave them without a father/husband?


Serious question.

****

This scenario WILL play out, somewhere. At this moment you can bet there are men and women preparing for this scenario.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:37 PM (piMMO)

296 Yet, Obama knows his political theater well. When a Black child dies in Chicago in Black on Black violence, he does nothing. When an insane white guy or two or three commits mass murder of white people, it's time to take to the podium. It is almost like he is just another cynical asshat racial sellout.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:37 PM (kXoT0)

297 Ron Paul in 2012!!!

Posted by: Libertarian Nerd at January 16, 2013 12:37 PM (Bv9qa)

298 I'm hoping gun and ammo manufacturers will pull up roots and move south. It's their only hope of surviving Dear Leader's reign. Because we know that's who he really wants to target.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:38 PM (jnlKI)

299 Constitution? We don't need not stinkin constitution

Posted by: Mekan at January 16, 2013 12:38 PM (hm8tW)

300 291 AlexTheChick,

Great because Alex the NRA counter offer should be an amendatory process to dissolve the union.

No shit this is MY hill to die on.

Fuck Obama he ain't fit to lick my taint let alone the founders.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:38 PM (LRFds)

301 While I agree 100% with the sentiment, Jefferson did not say that.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2013 12:37 PM (GsoHv)


I got it off the internetz. It has to be true.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2013 12:38 PM (QKKT0)

302 18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.


Armed resource officers?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (NzBQO)

303 And now Obama says the Second Amendment is about "sporting, hunting, personal defense and collecting"

I'm merely "collecting" semi-auto weapons and high capacity magazines. Purely for historical and artistic purposes, of course.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (SY2Kh)

304 Howie Carr had a stat the other day that there were
over 400 people killed in the US in 2011 by assault weapons (obviously
ill defined), and over 500 killed by hammers.

....and those weren't semi-automatic hammers.



Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (aZ6ew)

I can go to any Lowe's or Home Depot and buy a nailgun that would commit murder just fine. How they gonna stop me--I already have the air compressor.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (kXoT0)

305 so if your Dr wants to be an asshole and report you to the feds as a danger ... the feds will confiscate your guns. ... good luck proving otherwise and retrieving your guns.

Posted by: ET at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (YpjaN)

306 "Mika on AM Joe this morning said the NRA ad made her "ashamed of this country."

What a stupid, airheaded twit."

I would have said twat. But that's just me.
As for the psychopathic regressive commiecrat koranimal in the WH, there are no words to describe my hate.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (AKS75)

307 "9. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations."


cough - Fast and Furious? - cough

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (R18D0)

308
So are you going to shoot them while your family is in the house, thereby putting them in danger? Are you going to leave them without a father/husband?

If you already have a SWAT team in your front yard, that decision has been made for you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM (yiIja)

309 295 NDH,

Run Red and move to the cannons.

If YOU know your neighbor is good folk just trying to get by and a sensible gunowner help out.

We fucked up on Ruby Ridge when we let Vernon Howell get tried convicted and murdered by a failed BATF photo op without surrounding the Feds en mass and not violently but politely reminding them we are more than they.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:40 PM (LRFds)

310
But hunting is not a constitutionally protected right. If we so
desired, we could pass a law making all the critters of the wild
protected and it would be perfectly constitutional.

---


And about shooting tyrants. "The

strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear

arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in

government. ..."

---

The context of the second amendment is that it was written by guys who, a fe years previous, had used their firearms to cast off a tyrannical government and that war began when the British attempted to seize the patriot's arsenal at Lexington.

The second amendment is not about hunting.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 16, 2013 12:40 PM (XUKZU)

311
@257" This list of executive orders looks like something Obama slapped together on Friday right around 5:00."

Where are you seeing the list? All I've read is that list is coming...

Posted by: Andrew at January 16, 2013 12:40 PM (A27iN)

312 Basically he's enlisting federal agencies for anti-gun propaganda and creating a little more bureaucracy. Far from the anticipated EO banning "assault weapon" imports.

Evena little more bureaucracy is too much.

The best way to counter these EOs is to blast back with how they are:

A) Duplicative of existing initiatives;
B) Expensive "busy work" for bureaucrats; and
C) Utterly useless at actually preventing gun violence

Toss in a few lines about how insulting it is as a gun owner to be lumped in with lunatics and headcases as an imminent threat to society.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:40 PM (4df7R)

313 Yes Doc. I have a caulking gun and a heat gun. I "misplaced" my HVLP paint gun IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (vrpC2)


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I hope the feds aren't reading this because I just bought an assault staple gun.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (jnlKI)

314 Obama doing a masterful job of covering for the fact that he is getting nothing done on the federal level.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (1Y+hH)

315 292
God I hate this lisping sucker of cock!!!

Just heard the speech, he says he wants to go after those who supply guns to criminals....

FAST FURIOUS you jug eared fuck!!




Wait...he's going after Holder?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (UOM48)

316 For you folks in NY: I just came across this link for a class action case being developed by a Buffalo lawyer:

"This case is pro-bono for all the gun owners of New York"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/afaewp9

Posted by: comfortablynumb at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (4Lam2)

317 *adds jaunty propeller to hat*

*runs off to Costco for one of those industrial-size rolls of tinfoil*

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (96M6e)

318

It looks like I picked the right week to quit politics.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (Vhc4u)

319 what the JEF knows about the second amendment would fit on the head of a pin

Posted by: thunderb at January 16, 2013 12:41 PM (Dnbau)

320 9. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations.


Wait. Wait, what? So every gun crime now involves the Feds?


Let's ask Detective Greenley what he thinks, shall we?

http://youtu.be/4UP-FbwZDEo

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (VtjlW)

321 I guess the false wall project needs to be moved up on the house upgrade priority list.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (81UWZ)

322
Posted by: ET at January 16, 2013 12:39 PM

Don't tell your doctor you have guns. If he asks, lie.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (eytER)

323 I think this is merely the end result of a concept known as "starting to believe your own bullshit."

I applaud the President's "actions". I want him to show who and what he is and believes in - every single opportunity that he possibly can.

In the end, the MSM will be Obama's #1 enemy as well. Liars tend to turn on themselves when shit gets real, I've kinda noticed these past 40 years or so.

Posted by: akula51 at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (YesJa)

324 305 ET,

Yup.

No court, no appeal, boom conviction *for the kids*

No remuneration, no crime at all.

All the folks whining "warz on drugz your welcome!" Guess what?

That's even worse than what your Martyr complex is over.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (LRFds)

325 The second amendment is not about hunting.

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Be very very quiet... we're hunting tyrants!

Posted by: George Washington at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (e0xKF)

326 But hunting is not a constitutionally protected right. If we so

desired, we could pass a law making all the critters of the wild

protected and it would be perfectly constitutional.

Hunting is highly regulated and licensed all ready. Don't believe me--just go shoot that tasty doe eating your spring garden and her fawn without a tag and out of season.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (kXoT0)

327 We are all criminals according to this cabal, just some of us have not been convicted yet.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/01/saddams-shields.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (I9Y9q)

328 I plan on getting my next assault weapon from an BATFE agent.

Special cartel codewords: "pistola agarrando cabron"

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (w3+gB)

329 225
Military coup.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:27 PM (wbmaj)

The military is as thoroughly infiltrated as any other institution, at least at the level above junior officers.

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

330 >>And about shooting tyrants. "The

strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear

arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in

government. ..."
Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson REALLY Said, Vol. II, pg. 15 at January 16, 2013 12:33 PM (QKKT0)


Those kinds of quotes by the founders need to be put out there in a viral loop.With the point that this historically acurate stuff has been selectively airbrushed by commie pubic education.
Eventually light bulbs will go off even in the most disinterested sheeple.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (aZ6ew)

331 So he can whip out a proposal to limit our freedom in 30 days but can't write a budget in 12 months.
And only one of those is mandated by law...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (SO2Q8)

332 19. Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education.


19. Develop model emergency response plans for Gun-free Zones.

FTFY

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (X/+QT)

333
Posted by: Andrew at January 16, 2013 12:40 PM

Here you go:
http://t.co/LypYCimk

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (eytER)

334 "If you already have a SWAT team in your front yard, that decision has been made for you.



Not really. If you already have a SWAT team in your front yard shooting at you, then that decision has been made for you.


I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (ROv35)

335 Ron Paul in 2012!!!

****

Make it Rand and we've got a deal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (piMMO)

336 Cuomo's rant about not needing "10 bullets!!!111eleventy!!!" to kill a deer was epic.

In honor of his rant, his crazy girlfriend, Sandra Lee, created a Tablescape™ consisting of an entire dead dear with candles mounted on its antlers.

I hate these fucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (UOM48)

337 16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.



Uh huh, I think I see where this is going

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (NzBQO)

338 better emergency response plan
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Shitting doesn't help you run if you are shitting in your pants.

Are resource officers the 'bloat' part of the school staff?

Posted by: School Resource Officer at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (eEfYn)

339 The next four years haven't even started yet.

Thanks fifty-one percenters!!

Posted by: Boots at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (oG66P)

340 I was scared of what the tyrant may have come up with, and we will have to remain vigilant as long as a single politician wishes to deprive the American people of a natural right, but I have to say for now, I'm relieved. I fully expected to be a felon by the end of the day (and before today I'd never done anything except got one speeding ticket).

Dr.: Hey Palandine, got any guns?
Me: Hell no! Guns are icky!
Dr.: Okay, how you feeling today?

My doctor is pretty cool, and goes through the motions, but he absolutely doesn't seem to give s hit about the box-checking stuff. Plus, I get to maintain OPSEC, which is nice.

Posted by: Palandine at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (g7D8V)

341 I can go to any Lowe's or Home Depot and buy a nailgun that would commit murder just fine. How they gonna stop me--I already have the air compressor.

I want one of those cattle-killing things Javier Bardem had in "No Country for Old Men."

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (96M6e)

342 If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try.

I'm still waiting.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (qwK3S)

343 Only stooped people really need guns. Us more intelligent folks our just doing fine without guns. In Obamaboro crime has dcereased since Presdent Obama has been in oriffice.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (48wze)

344 Dammit. dear = deer

Hate is fucking up my typing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (UOM48)

345
That list is meaningless.

"Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime. "

What does that even mean? It means nothing at all, unless they actually mean Maximize, which they obviously don't.

Posted by: arminius at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (cDnhR)

346 *adds jaunty propeller to hat*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:36 PM (VtjlW)


Kawaii!

A few years ago I would largely ignore the charges taht Obama would find a way to impose martial law in order to enforce his vision of the country. Nowadays? Bring me some Reynold's Wrap, because I have to make an entire wardrobe to match this fetching tinfoil hat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (4df7R)

347 "REUTERS FLASH: WHITE HOUSE SAYS NRA AD CITING OBAMA CHILDREN IS "REPUGNANT AND COWARDLY""

But tap dancing on the graves of dead kids is just fine and dandy.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (tqAT4)

348 So are you going to shoot them while your family is in the house, thereby putting them in danger? Are you going to leave them without a father/husband? Serious question.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:34 PM (ROv35)

I'm endangering no one, nor did I say I was going to shoot anyone. I'm simply stating that I own firearms and unless and until one of the two constitutional mechanisms to amend or repeal the 2nd Amendment are successfully and lawfully employed, I'm going to keep owning them.

And that bit about physically endangering my family and leaving my children fatherless? Please. If the federal governmentstart sending out SWATor BATFteams to millions of private homes in order to confiscate banned firearms by force, there are greater concerns in play than personal safety.

Posted by: troyriser at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (vtiE6)

349 Utterly useless at actually preventing gun violence

That's not the point, of course. The objectives of this EO are

A) Increase power of federal government over citizens' daily lives (...and cost them more money in taxes and fees and whatnot)
B) Jobs program for "studies" majors of suitable demographic categories
C) Further marginalize TFG's political opposition/demonize conservatives

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (ZKzrr)

350 Don't tell your doctor you have guns. If he asks, lie.

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Never trust a man who will amputate your foot to make an extra fee.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 16, 2013 12:45 PM (XUKZU)

351 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (ROv35)

I suspect there are those people out there. A number of shootings and we'd be off on revolution.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 16, 2013 12:45 PM (FsUAO)

352 50
#32" I guess the WH released the letters from the little dears pleading us to take guns away to protect us oh Great one obama..."

You know damn well they were written in public indoctrination buildings coached by the public indoctrinators if not actually written by them,

I think the parents of those kids should be locked up and their parental rights terminated.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 12:45 PM (AKS75)

353 The context of the second amendment is that it was written by guys who, a
fe years previous, had used their firearms to cast off a tyrannical
government and that war began when the British attempted to seize the
patriot's arsenal at Lexington.

The second amendment is not about hunting.


Wrong. This country was formed when the pilgrims left Africa so they could have freedom to shoot turkeys and Indians and celebrate Thanksgiving. And also, slavery.

Posted by: A Leftard at January 16, 2013 12:45 PM (QKKT0)

354 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?

****

Every policeman, CIA agent, soldier in the war on terror, soldier in the War of Northern Aggression, etc... have had to ask themselves that question.

If our rights are not worth fighting and dying for, what is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:45 PM (piMMO)

355 Heather, the Venezuelaing of America continues apace si?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 12:46 PM (I9Y9q)

356 shame on the parents that let their children be used in such away...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work & a member of NRA at January 16, 2013 12:46 PM (CM3km)

357 @288, thanks, see the list now. That's a whole lot of busy body nonsense that will go nowhere.

Posted by: Andrew at January 16, 2013 12:46 PM (A27iN)

358 Caracas on the Potomac.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:46 PM (ZPrif)

359 347 "REUTERS FLASH: WHITE HOUSE SAYS NRA AD CITING OBAMA CHILDREN IS "REPUGNANT AND COWARDLY""

But tap dancing on the graves of dead kids is just fine and dandy.
---

"I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to see the NRA hiding behind children!"

"The Sandy Hook families are here, sir."

"Thank you!"

Posted by: President Barack Renault at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (e0xKF)

360 "So really, using children at this event today is akin to the Mongols'
tactic of strapping captured children to their chests when attacking a
settlement, so that anyone who resisted would have to kill their own
children in order to defeat the attacker."

Or more like, "Gimme your weapons - or your children will die!"

Posted by: newton at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (NtsQB)

361 It will be impossible for The Onion to satirize Obama's list of 23 executive orders on guns. They are literally insipid.

My favorite?

23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health.

My suggestion?

Have it on Super Bowl Sunday!

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (qHCyt)

362 331
"So he can whip out a proposal to limit our freedom in 30 days but can't write a budget in 12 months.


"And only one of those is mandated by law..."

And only one is prohibited by the Constitution.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (erlzv)

363 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (ROv35)



Ummmm. You know local LEOs have SWAT teams, right? Hell, most of them have tanks now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

364 If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try.

...to expand the government's reach.

Posted by: Your Emperor Has Spoken at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (FcR7P)

365 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?

#1. Yes. Because they are prepared to kill me.
#2. You assume I have family living in my home. SWMNK.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (GFM2b)

366 My beloved Beretta 92F is stored with 15 in the clip, one in the pipe, locked and cocked. And that's how it will always be. End of story.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (VTeUD)

367 16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

What about patient doctor confidentiality?

Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (h6XiD)

368 fuck it -

I'm heading out to be put into a medically induced coma.

Revive me when Malia is the national correspondent for NBC.

... barring that, revive me when fembots are cheap and effective.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (RuUvx)

369 18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers.----
These had better be RENEWABLE resource officers

Posted by: Green Comrades at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (SO2Q8)

370 The military is as thoroughly infiltrated as any other institution, at least at the level above junior officers.
Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (RD7QR)So we wont tell them

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (R8hU8)

371 Go to Mexico and join a cartel.

You might have to dismember a few women and children and they might torture your balls with a blowtorch for a day before dismembering you, but if you survive, eventually you can buy guns directly from Eric Holder.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (UWLmm)

372 So, do all doctors now have to interrogate their patients as to whether they own a gun or not? If your doctor asks you, what do you intend to say to them (other than fuck off)?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (H96hE)

373 "Those kinds of quotes by the founders need to be put out there in a viral loop.With the point that this historically acurate stuff has been selectively airbrushed by commie pubic education.



Eventually light bulbs will go off even in the most disinterested sheeple.



Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 12:42 PM (aZ6ew)"



Pointless. More and more people know less and less about the FFs. The media is actively undermining the foundations of our country.


I didn't think The Long March included time travel to the past, but apparently it does. The left has done its work well.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (ROv35)

374 I want one of those cattle-killing things Javier Bardem had in "No Country for Old Men." Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (96M6e)

Yep and when he was carrying it around, it looked innocuous like the Orkin man with his bug-sprayer. The point is there are so damn many lethal objects that can be used to kill 15-20 defenseless children and adults in mere minutes by anyone insane enough to want to do it. Heck, they do not even have to be lethal, did no one watch MacGyver or Burn Notice?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (kXoT0)

375
My suggestion?

Have it on Super Bowl Sunday!

---

He's such a narcissistic fuck he'd probably try to pre-empt the game.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (e0xKF)

376 Ummmm. You know local LEOs have SWAT teams, right? Hell, most of them have tanks now.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

Anarchist's Cookbook will be our best friend in that case.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (FsUAO)

377 Every policeman, CIA agent, soldier in the war on terror, soldier in the War of Northern Aggression, etc... have had to ask themselves that question.

If our rights are not worth fighting and dying for, what is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


You mean the rights of slaves, right?

Just a thought, how about we leave the civil war out of the current mess? Sound good?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (QKbPo)

378 yeah slavery!

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (41VCE)

379 11. Nominate an ATF director.

Wow, you mean Biden just told Obama to do his damn job?

Posted by: Socratease at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (3V4IJ)

380 Heather, the Venezuelaing of America continues apace si?

I was thinking Gleichschaltung, but that's because I'm a Deutschophile.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (ZKzrr)

381 So, do all doctors now have to interrogate their
patients as to whether they own a gun or not? If your doctor asks you,
what do you intend to say to them (other than fuck off)? Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (H96hE)

I do not know. My doctors never ask. I was asked about it in the hosptial.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:50 PM (kXoT0)

382 23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health. ---
That's just crazy takl

Posted by: Green Comrades at January 16, 2013 12:50 PM (SO2Q8)

383 A) Increase power of federal government over citizens' daily lives (...and cost them more money in taxes and fees and whatnot)
B) Jobs program for "studies" majors of suitable demographic categories

C) Further marginalize TFG's political opposition/demonize conservatives
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (ZKzrr)



But of course! But the actual goals and the IMPLIED goals are very different. The mouthbreathing masses believe that Mocha Messiah wants to save them from icky scary guns, not just extend the government's power grab ability. So I say fuck that noise and blast out blog posts, twitter rants, facebook comments, and video media dissecting just exactly how wrong the slow-witted imbeciles are.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:50 PM (4df7R)

384 371 Go to Mexico and join a cartel.

You might have to dismember a few women and children and they might torture your balls with a blowtorch for a day before dismembering you, but if you survive, eventually you can buy guns directly from Eric Holder.
Posted by: ElKomandante at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (UWLmm)


Genius.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 16, 2013 12:50 PM (FsUAO)

385 I've said thsi at other posts.

Using Executive Orders, Obama will not keep you from buying a firearm.

He will however, prevent an FFL from selling you a firearm.

Note in his Executive Orders:

6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing
guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers.


And the ATF will inform all FFL's in that letter that any mistakes made henceforth will be considered willful, subject to the suspension or revocation of their license.

When no one is authorized to do a background check on you, how ya' gonna but the firearm, Vern?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 16, 2013 12:50 PM (kqqGm)

386 376 Ummmm. You know local LEOs have SWAT teams, right? Hell, most of them have tanks now.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)

Anarchist's Cookbook will be our best friend in that case.

---

LEO in my area had a SWAT team. Still didn't end well for the first guy through the door on a no-knock drug raid near my house a few years ago.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:50 PM (e0xKF)

387 255 Ms Puma,

We're simply North Argentina now without the tranny hookers on every corner.

the rest is just waiting on the economy to implode in 5 -12 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:51 PM (LRFds)

388 Obama is evil, but smart. He knows he can do a federal ban or anything close.

Mainly he's using the bully pulpit of the White House to push Democrats further Left on the issue so they ram through more limits and more bans in states they control -- like New York.

It's the clear-hold-build strategy -- except used on Americans. The idea is to grow the anti-gun forces from the major metros to the state level and, eventually, the federal level.

Same way California forces fucktard eco-regulations on the rest of us.

At this stage in the Left and Obama's war on America he's mainly providing cover for the Governor's to do the actual destruction.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:51 PM (ZPrif)

389 He knows he *can't*

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:51 PM (ZPrif)

390 So calling Obama a hypocrite now counts as attacking his children? The President is so thin skinned he is hiding behind his own children.

"23 executive orders:

http://tinyurl.com/b63775c
Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:03 PM (T0NGe)"

#1 is too vague to parse.
#2 I'm guessing that "unnecessary legal barriers" is newspeak for "privacy."
#3 sounds an awful lot like bribing the States into spying for them.
#4 will probably mean more people who like to smoke pot getting arrested, and not much else.
#5 Like this has ever been a problem.
#6 They already know how to do this, it's called an FFL transfer.
#7 NRA. Been there, done that.
#8 Fewer people wasting their money on Stack-On maybe, but that's it.
#9 If LE isn't tracing it on their own, doesn't that mean the information they could obtain by doing so has no value to their investigation?
#10 Expect report to conclude that most stolen guns wind up in the hands of criminals.
#11 Try to pick one that doesn't suck for a change.
#12 Training provided by who?
#13 So going to try enforcing the law for a change?
#14 Oh goody, more government funded anti-gun propaganda! I can't wait!
#15 So the AG is going to spend a bunch of time reading sci-fi novels? I approve.
#16 Accomplishment: making me lie to my doctor.
#17 Might be worth doing.
#18 Had to Google "school resource officers." 'Cops in schools' doesn't sound fancy enough I guess. IIRC, this was the NRA proposal that the left mocked so much.
#19 Try to create models that actually improve the chances of survival for a change.
#20-22 Moar gov healthcare!!!!
#23 Might be worth doing, but will probably just be used to push the Progressive agenda.

Posted by: BornLib at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (zpNwC)

391 Did he mention anything about the threat of big boobies?

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (F6KtL)

392 If your doctor asks you, what do you intend to say to them (other than fuck off)?

As long as there's room for "Fuck you, Obama" on his sheet, I'll be able to truthfully answer the question.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (FcR7P)

393 Jeebus. Check out Drudge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (UOM48)

394 Executive orders, at least as I understand them, are supposed to be overview documents that are then implemented by the bureaucracy. It's not the actual EO that sets out actual regulations, it's the implementation of the EO by the agencies. So long as those agencies can draw some sort of connection between what they do and the EO, however tenuous, they are covered. I suspect that these orders will not be as innocuous as they now seem once they are implemented at the level of bureaucracy.

Posted by: joncelli at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

395 385 JP Squibob,

Yup....

all look innocuous, all have room for massive overreach and a media who will NOT report on the overreach fairly.

The media needs corrective training.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (LRFds)

396 We're simply North Argentina now without the tranny hookers on every corner."
---------------

I'm working on that.
Give me ... oooohhhhh ... another 10 months or so.
_

Posted by: ObamaCare at January 16, 2013 12:52 PM (RuUvx)

397 This individual is loathsome. The White House shared letters from young writers who seemed to agree that Obama should do what is necessary to make it harder to get guns. What hypocrisy. Who is speaking for those children who suffered and will continue to suffer under the gruesome technique of terminating life known as partial birth abortion.

“The procedure is usually performed during the last trimester of gestation up to the end of the ninth month. The woman's cervix is dilated, and the abortionist grabs the baby's leg with forceps. Then he proceeds to pull the baby into the birth canal. The abortionist then delivers the baby's body, feet first, all but the baby's head. The abortionist inserts a sharp object into the back of the baby's head, removes it, and inserts a vacuum tube through which the brains are sucked out. The head of the baby collapses at this point and allows the aborted baby to be delivered lifelessly.” 


Our president supports the practice of brains being sucked out of partially born children’s heads.

Posted by: Ginny at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (vvHoJ)

398 I want one of those cattle-killing things Javier Bardem had in "No
Country for Old Men." Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM
(96M6e)



Ahh yes, the captive bolt gun!

Posted by: EC at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (GQ8sn)

399 "Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime. "What does that even mean? It means nothing at all, unless they actually mean Maximize, which they obviously don't.
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You just take the first derivitive of gun violence and solve for zero.

Posted by: Math Major at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (SO2Q8)

400 The military is as thoroughly infiltrated as any other institution, at least at the level above junior officers.


Posted by: joncelli

Ironically, the opposite of Nazi Germany, where the senior generals were mostly either anti- or non-Nazi but the junior ones, and esp. junior officers who had much more (and "positive") exposure to Nazism, were pro-.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (dZ756)

401 Item number 2: None of your fucking business.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (BoCw0)

402 I hope gander mountain has a store credit card, I need to stock up I guess. I got pretty disgusted reading the executive orders, does anyone know if he is proposing new limits or taxes on ammunition?

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (41VCE)

403 Yep and when he was carrying it around, it looked innocuous like the Orkin man with his bug-sprayer. The point is there are so damn many lethal objects that can be used to kill 15-20 defenseless children and adults in mere minutes by anyone insane enough to want to do it. Heck, they do not even have to be lethal, did no one watch MacGyver or Burn Notice?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 12:49 PM (kXoT0)



A couple containers of kerosene are a helluva thing.


Now, let's put this unpleasantness aside. Would anyone like some leg of lamb?


Actually, if you want to ponder how freakishly easy it is to kill someone and get away with it, watch The Minus Man. I still say that has one of the most chilling endings to a movie I've seen.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (VtjlW)

404 How can one have a meaningful national dialogue about mental health without Vice President Biden?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (qwK3S)

405 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (ROv35)


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I don't think anyone is saying that it will be an easy decision. But if they keep ripping away at our Constitution as they are now, we're going to have to make it.

Do you think the decision to face British troops in Concord, MA was an easy decision for those men and families? They had the same concerns as you.

One of these days, and I believe sooner rather than later, we're going to have to man up, get up, pick up our arms and face our duty to defend our Constitution.

Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (jnlKI)

406 >>>....6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers.
...
Background checks on private transfers is just de facto registration of all firearms.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (nTgAI)

407 A few years back I was at a doctors office, and on one of the forms there was a question asking if there were guns in the household. There are a lot of doctors who will be on board with this.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (pwTow)

408 I'm endangering no one, nor did I say I was going to shoot anyone. I'm simply stating that I own firearms and unless and until one of the two constitutional mechanisms to amend or repeal the 2nd Amendment are successfully and lawfully employed, I'm going to keep owning them.

And that bit about physically endangering my family and leaving my children fatherless? Please. If the federal governmentstart sending out SWATor BATFteams to millions of private homes in order to confiscate banned firearms by force, there are greater concerns in play than personal safety.
Posted by: troyriser at January 16, 2013 12:44 PM (vtiE6)"




You explicitly said they can come and get them. You were engaging in a rhetorical exercise for brevity's sake. If your guns are outlawed (let's say illegally) and they "come and get them" how are you planning on preventing it?


I'm simply asking if you are prepared to prevent them from doing it physically.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (ROv35)

409 Alexthechick, is the leg of lamb still frozen? If yes, I will help you shop at the store while it thaws.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (I9Y9q)

410 On the bright side, I didn't realize how many of my cow-orkers own guns until today.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (ZKzrr)

411 I also blame these shithead parents for allowing their children to be used as props. People ask how Hitler, Stalin, etc. came to power, wonder no more, just look around and you can see the people who would do nothing because they've convinced themselves it's for the good of the children.

Posted by: palolojo at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (TfS2c)

412 I wish would generate at least half the effort he is on gun control to the economy and job creations... remember his boasting about being"focused like a laser" and "working tirelessly" to turn things around.

We're just months away from being the Argentina/Zimbabwe of North America... and with a socialist assclown running the show

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (Jls4P)

413 16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

What about patient doctor confidentiality?


Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (h6XiD)


Ha! Doctors have been used as agents of the state for quite a while now. A friend of mine got very jammed up when her son got severely injured in horseplay with his sister when due to a freak accident a major artery to the brain got severed. The burden was on her that she hadn't been beating her son despite the complete lack of evidence that she had. That's exactly opposite to how the country was originally set up; all in the name of caring.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (BOkRL)

414 RE: Civilian Internees

http://bit.ly/WJgdEx

U.S. Army Regulation 190–8 Enemy Prisoners of War, Retained Personnel, Civilian Internees and Other Detainees

Some late night study material in the event you are rounded up while returning from the 7-Eleven, you don't want to be unaware.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (qFPy4)

415 Sven, tranny hookers on every street? They going to clone Moochelle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 12:55 PM (I9Y9q)

416 The next time you see a leftist wishing for someone they don't like or don't agree with the be killed, remind them that's why we need the Second Amendment. It's there so that leftists won't have the opportunity to fap to mass executions

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2013 12:55 PM (wwsoB)

417 I've looked through his 23 executive options and his nine legislative recommendations, and they all have one thing in common:

None of them would have done anything to have prevented Sandy Hook.

Wait. There's one possible exception: The NRA's idea to put armed officers in schools. Congratulations, Obama, you got totally pwned by the NRA.

Posted by: Socratease at January 16, 2013 12:55 PM (3V4IJ)

418 What does Amy Carter have to say about this?

Posted by: frankly at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (7dz8h)

419 The "Bag of Flour" bomb.

Flour: Fear It.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIkk0D2tUU8
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (RuUvx)

420 You mean the rights of slaves, right?

Just a thought, how about we leave the civil war out of the current mess? Sound good?


*****

The folks on BOTH sides of any war have to ask themselves those questions. Plenty of people have fought and died for what they believe in, right or wrong.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (piMMO)

421 415 Sven, tranny hookers on every street? They going to clone Moochelle?

I've yet to meet a tranny that ugly.

Posted by: gigg at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (41VCE)

422 OT but that fuckknuckle Cuomo just appointed a wise Latina to the Court of Appeals (the highest court in NY).
She has no visible qualifications, has no judicial experience whatsoever. She is a prof of law at City U of NY. Her specialty is Hispanic and feminist civil rights.
She served "under" Cuomo, so to speak, when he was Attorney General of NY.
Of course the media is gushing and quoting law profs and civil rights activists to say what a stupendous pick she is.
FML.

Posted by: real joe at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (ixAVa)

423 "If our rights are not worth fighting and dying for, what is?


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:45 PM (piMMO)"



I'm not disagreeing. I'm just asking the question: if authorities demand you surrender your firearms - in whatever way or method - are you going to physically resist if it comes to it? Will you therefore be willing to risk the lives of your family?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (ROv35)

424 Heather, re: Gleichschaltung I concur. The FSA and MSM are goose stepping right along.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (I9Y9q)

425 "Our stock is soaring! BuyBuyBuy!"

Posted by: Strawmen, Inc. at January 16, 2013 12:11 PM (96M6e)

Snort! Thanks, I needed a laugh.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 12:56 PM (AKS75)

426 With the Second Amendment now drawing the lines of our national division, the way I see it, the seceding states will resemble (on the map) something like a Thompson Submachine Gun-- with Texas and Florida representing the stock and grip.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 12:57 PM (wbmaj)

427 A couple containers of kerosene are a helluva thing.

You can do some crazy things with a can of hairspray and a lighter, too. Or a simple puddle of bleachand ammonia.

Not that I'm advocating any such thing, of course.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 12:57 PM (4df7R)

428 4. Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals
prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not
slipping through the cracks.

Using those FF Mexicans as training was genuuss!!!

Posted by: Jorche Redriguez at January 16, 2013 12:57 PM (0It32)

429 "Are there guns in the house?"

No. Right now the gun is in my ankle holster.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 16, 2013 12:57 PM (RuUvx)

430
"I'm not disagreeing. I'm just asking the question: if authorities demand you surrender your firearms - in whatever way or method - are you going to physically resist if it comes to it? Will you therefore be willing to risk the lives of your family?"
Yes. Simple enough answer for you?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 16, 2013 12:57 PM (lbiWb)

431 I quit filling out the "do you feel safe at home and do you have guns in the house" questions on my medical forms. It pissed me off when they first started it, and now, it straight up infuriates me. They have been standard questions on military medical questionnaires for a while.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (mjR67)

432 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?



The Feds don't have the numbers to even try and even the local LEOs wouldn't have the numbers.

To quote Cyrus in "The Warriors", "Can you count suckers, can you count?"

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (6BgmB)

433 I 'll note the Chief Executive's interpertation of the Second Amendment comes from the same man whose administration that free exercise of religion means the government can compel you to behave in ways a religion of one billion says will send you straight to hell--because someone else can't be made to pay five bucks for birth control.

Posted by: Y. at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (Q1ykp)

434 If I had a blog, I would put up a post about this new tyranny.
If I had a blog.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (/eBe8)

435 406 Javems,

when taken in concert with his "clarification" completely reversing law yes it is.

You are registered sooner or later whether you like it or not or you seriously ARE breaking the law.

From an ethical standpoint I have always sold my guns through a FFL.

I cannot bear the thought of my weapon being misused, I have a weapon being sold by a FFL now an SKS Sporter-d that was oddball out.

I am against forcing my ethical choice on anyone though.

That is why I am (l)ibertarian and all......

this bastard wants to make it so I cannot hand my son a gun, or my spouse a weapon.

Assholes.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (LRFds)

436
You mean the rights of slaves, right?

Just a thought, how about we leave the civil war out of the current mess? Sound good?


****

And, btw, 'The War of Northern Aggression" is a commonly used poke around here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (piMMO)

437 Alexthechick, is the leg of lamb still frozen? If yes, I will help you shop at the store while it thaws.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 12:54 PM (I9Y9q)



No, no, no, it's right here in the oven.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:58 PM (VtjlW)

438 Filling out a form at my idiot doctor's office a few years ago (he's a smug douche and I haven't been back), one of the questions was "How many times have you been married?"

Twice, toolbag. Not that it's any of your business. I left the question blank.

My late mother, who had been widowed for years, was asked by a hospital employee (she was going in overnight after a minor procedure) if during her 45 years of marriage she had been physically abused. She was shocked and hurt. So was I.

I can't even imagine what little kids are being asked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (UOM48)

439
To quote Cyrus in "The Warriors", "Can you count suckers, can you count?"

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Of course, Cyrus' big mistake was declaring his meeting to be a "gun-free zone".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (e0xKF)

440 I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work. Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (ROv35)I'm willing to bet you are a fucking idiot. Home standoffs are not the reason to fight tyranny through gun ownership. When millions hit the streets to protest tyranny (that's coming), the military, being our sons, daughters, cousins, brothers and sisters, will be loathe to shoot atus. If our numbers are large enough they will join us.And that's how tyranny ends. It's not the guns, it's the fact we have the guns. It's sort of a Ghandi thing, you wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (1Y+hH)

441 16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.

What about patient doctor confidentiality?

The doctor can still ask, as long as he keeps it between himself and his patient.

Legally, that is.

Ethically, doctors are not trained or qualified to offer professional opinions on gun ownership, storage, or choice of guns, and they may be opening themselves up for malpractice suits by offering opinions outside of their expertise in a doctor-patient relationship.

Posted by: Socratease at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (3V4IJ)

442 14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.

_________________

Is this why they wanted DNA and the brain tissue of the last creep?

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (r2PLg)

443
Your children are not important. Not as important as Barack Obama’s children. Thus spake Matthew Yglesias.
Or rather, thus twatted.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows we are indentured servants to the welfare state at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (Lxw+T)

444 "Ummmm. You know local LEOs have SWAT teams, right? Hell, most of them have tanks now.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 12:47 PM (VtjlW)"




Ummm you know any reasonable (I know, it's not reasonable, but just for argument's sake) effort to confiscate weapons will require more than the limited manpower a SWAT team can provide right?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (ROv35)

445 Alexthechick, is the leg of lamb still frozen?

IIRC, there was an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where the wife killed the husband with a frozen leg of lamb, and then served it for dinner to remove evidence of the murder weapon.

Molon LegofLamb!

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (96M6e)

446 this bastard wants to make it so I cannot hand my son a gun, or my spouse a weapon.

Assholes.

---

Which is why my dad is talking about a workaround on this for the guns he plans for me and my sister to inherit.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (e0xKF)

447 "Are there guns in the house?"

"Maybe. I can't remember. I think so? Or no, I gave it to someone. I think? Well, whatever. I don't know."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (4df7R)

448 My modest proposal: counter with an array of policy steps identical to the SCOAMFs, but with 'dildo' substituted everywhere 'gun' appears. And then propose the "Obama-Clinton Memorial Dildo Responsibility Act" in Congress.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (k4bdL)

449 TWITTER NEWSFLASH FROM MOVIE REVIEWER:

@ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja

Posted by: @ebertchicago at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (Bv9qa)

450 I think I shall join you then in a good dinner. Before officers Bannion and Cochran show up to scratch their heads over a blunt force trauma event in the living room. Cheers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (I9Y9q)

451 "Conservative group sues to block White House gun control recommendations"- http://bit.ly/SKHGdV

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (YjDyJ)

452 "#2. You assume I have family living in my home. SWMNK.


Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2013 12:48 PM (GFM2b)"



Ok, you don't have a family in your home. You're exempt from the scenario. Blast away!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (ROv35)

453 >>>I do not know. My doctors never ask. I was asked about it in the hosptial. Posted by: Sherry McEvil,

I think I will say:

Your question is inappropriate and offensive. FYNQ

or

Whether I choose or not to exercise my 2nd Amendment Rights is not your business.

or

What's the matter, doc? You against the US Constitution?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 16, 2013 01:01 PM (H96hE)

454 Jakeman, yep. Dahl. 'Lamb to the Slaughter' is the short story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 01:01 PM (I9Y9q)

455 @ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja

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@God I was hoping that losing his ability to speak would send @ebertchicago a subtle message

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 01:01 PM (e0xKF)

456 Silly Obama, doesn't he know that a gun in the White House is more likely to be used against one of the inhabitants!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 16, 2013 01:01 PM (FsUAO)

457 Now is the time......to bring up Fast and Furious.Right fucking now. Hold hearings tomorrow. Righties on the TV: Nothing but FF.We have to win by Judo, we have to take whatever they think is their advantage and turn it against them. That's the only way to win against the MFM.Posted by: AmishDude at January 16, 2013 12:15 PM (T0NGe) ============
THIS!And bring out the pictures- of dead Mexicans. And the families of dead Mexicans wailing, in Spanish.Show how ugly it is and MAKE THE JEF OWN IT!
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 16, 2013 12:25 PM (RSqz2)


This is not the hill to die on, you extreme right-wingers!

Posted by: Every Goddamn Eunuch in the Goddam GOP at January 16, 2013 01:01 PM (zF6Iw)

458 Obama could have issued these executive orders at any time during the last 4 years and prevented this tragedy. Instead he allowed some 20 children be murdered before taking action. Obama is probably more culpable in these murders than tiny dick baby killer himself.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 16, 2013 01:01 PM (AMpFh)

459 I'm not disagreeing. I'm just asking the question: if authorities demand you surrender your firearms - in whatever way or method - are you going to physically resist if it comes to it? Will you therefore be willing to risk the lives of your family?


*****

I bet a lot of people have one belief now, and will find themselves of another mindset when it happens. If it's a life and death decision, it may take the moment of imminence for one to make up their mind.

A lot of badasses will surrender and a lot of the meek will become martyrs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (piMMO)

460 408 Burn the Wich,

Yes hopefully by concealment or the actions of my elected officials.

They come to take my guns because giggles shat out a piece of paper?

I'll rock their world.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (LRFds)

461 How are gun sellers to know the status of one's mental health? This is tied to the "Health Care" bill. Records are supposed to be vociferously protected. There seems to be no boundaries on what sort of mental illness is a "problem." What about someone who is medicated for simple depression. Everyone will have a government psychiatrist in the near future. This is all very, very troubling. Sorry, can't think of anything funny about it right now.

Posted by: newbie at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (2eIwi)

462 448 My modest proposal: counter with an array of policy steps identical to the SCOAMFs, but with 'dildo' substituted everywhere 'gun' appears. And then propose the "Obama-Clinton Memorial Dildo Responsibility Act" in Congress.

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You'd be surprised the damage you can do with a big black rubber cock.

Posted by: Hatchet Harry at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (e0xKF)

463

after 500 comments, can this be a movie thrad?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (0nyYS)

464 "Are there guns in the house?"

*crossing fingers, hoping they don't ask about cannons*

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (FcR7P)

465 @ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja


*****

OMG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (piMMO)

466 Something in a military coup would be most welcome by me. But most of our flag officers have been corrupted. McChrystal and Petraeus come to mind.

Speaking of Petraeus, boy did he fall off the radar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (XkWWK)

467 a movie thrad?

_______________

Who is Thrad?

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (r2PLg)

468 I thought Ebert was basically a vegetable now....

Posted by: Adam at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (/YJYi)

469 Now the SCOAMF wants doctors to ask about guns in the home.... My dad told me the doctor asked him several months ago if there were guns in the house. My dad replied, "It's none of your fucking business what's in my home." I love my dad.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (vg8iE)

470 @ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja
Posted by: @ebertchicago at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (Bv9qa)

wtf?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (FsUAO)

471
"Do you have guns in your home?"


"I can't remember. Do you have something for that?"

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (1Y+hH)

472 459 NDH,

Yup.

It is a lot easier to do the right thing when you are face down crying from the fear and rage and look up and see things you love worth fighting for.

Run Red be with people worth loving.

The rest takes care of itself.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (LRFds)

473
federally licensed gun dealers

Those words right there are a violation of the 2nd amendment as far as I am concerned. Let alone private interactions between two people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (p/cQy)

474 289 ....and those weren't semi-automatic hammers.

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Whadda ya mean? My hammer only hits one thing every time I swing it.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (xGZ+b)

475 Thrad Thitt? Tufferin Thucah Tash!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (I9Y9q)

476 466 Something in a military coup would be most welcome by me. But most of our flag officers have been corrupted. McChrystal and Petraeus come to mind.

Speaking of Petraeus, boy did he fall off the radar.

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When I think "military coup", I'm thinking mostly of vast desertions by the enlisted and many junior officers which leaves the general staff impotent.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (e0xKF)

477 Posted by: @ebertchicago at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM (Bv9qa)




Fat Egbert with another jaw-droppingly stupid tweet.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (BOkRL)

478 You'd be surprised the damage you can do with a big black rubber cock.

Posted by: Hatchet Harry at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (e0xKF)

Keep your personal life off the thread.

Posted by: real joe at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (ixAVa)

479 @ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja

Hey, @ebertchicago. Eat any good steak lately?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (4df7R)

480 466 JJ Sefton,

Yeah it's amazing how quick they chuck the "stars' over their shoulder like a beer can when their idiocy is no longer useful.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (LRFds)

481 "If there's even one life that can be saved then we have an obligation to try."

Unless we're talking about unborn children, or Border agents, or random Mexicans, or bystanders in the vicinity of whoever he feels like sending a kill-drone after, or Christians in the Middle East, or U.S. Ambassadors and embassy staff, or poor black kids in Chicago and other inner city hellholes, etc. Then he can't be bothered.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (k4bdL)

482 Fat Egbert with another jaw-droppingly stupid tweet.

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I see what you did there

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (e0xKF)

483 Fat Egbert with another jaw-droppingly stupid tweet.

That was awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (/eBe8)

484 My modest proposal: counter with an array of policy steps identical to
the SCOAMFs, but with 'dildo' substituted everywhere 'gun' appears. And
then propose the "Obama-Clinton Memorial Dildo Responsibility Act" in
Congress.


Dildos don't cause orgasms, people....Oh, wait, they do.

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2013 01:04 PM (6TB1Z)

485 You know, at least when prezznit cocksucker is on vacay my blood pressure stays in check for the most part.

every. fucking. day.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (Qxdfp)

486 In the meantime, a Marine is being courtmartialed today for peeing on dead Tolleebon bodies.

While Maj. Hasan chills at Ft. Hood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (UOM48)

487 140
113

HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT



Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 16, 2013 12:13 PM (CM3km)
Water is wet


Posted by: Red Shirt at January 16, 2013 12:17 PM (FIDMq)

Not when the EPA gets done with it.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (AKS75)

488 478 You'd be surprised the damage you can do with a big black rubber cock.

Posted by: Hatchet Harry at January 16, 2013 01:02 PM (e0xKF)
Keep your personal life off the thread.

---

I take it you haven't seen Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (e0xKF)

489 The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery


Posted by: @ebertchicago at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM

Gee, ya think there's a reason Thom Hartmannnnn has his own show on the Russian State Television network?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (0It32)

490 People like Ebert can't take a shit without viewing it through the prism of race.

Posted by: real joe at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (ixAVa)

491 So I guess Ace is off the Koco Krispies otherwise we would be getting a thread per 15 minutes.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (r2PLg)

492 @470 - Looks like they lobotomized that ignorant swine before attaching the faux jaw.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (vg8iE)

493 I guess when asked it is better to say no. That way, they can't tip off the cops later.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (H96hE)

494 When these kids grow up, half of them are going to pissed.

Posted by: sTevo at January 16, 2013 01:05 PM (qFPy4)

495 Your children are not important. Not as important as Barack Obama’s children. Thus spake Matthew Yglesias.

Or rather, thus twatted.


Yeah, they are only "more important" while he is President. They shouldn't be "more important" for life. My kid could be a future President. By the way, I'm paying for Il Douchebags security. If I want to provide for my own security, I should be able to. Matt Yglesias is a tool.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (mjR67)

496 Maybe Obama's priorities need another look, how about a cop instead of a pedophile for school safety czar?

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (J7sV0)

497 Fat Egbert with another jaw-droppingly stupid tweet.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (BOkRL)


ISWYDT. Nice.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (4df7R)

498 476 Brandon in BR,

quite.

I think 15-25% will leave at once.

We will I know we will lose everything in so doing I also know that my wife, and were I in myself would NEVER execute that set of orders.

We'll grab about a third of the rest on a long enough timeline.

Anyone thinking the military is our buddy on SHTF?

"yeah"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (LRFds)

499 Keyboard warriors want to get into asperger arguments about SWAT invasions.

Miss the point, much?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (q177U)

500 Yay, I win at the internet!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (q177U)

501 are you going to physically resist if it comes to it? Will you therefore be willing to risk the lives of your family?

Keeping in mind they will keep rattling cages until they finally get someone to snap. "Hallelujah!", they'll exclaim and ratchet things even tighter.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2013 01:06 PM (FcR7P)

502
I have a friend who came up with an answer for such questions that confuses questioners.

"Do you have guns in your home?"


"That's proprietary information."

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (1Y+hH)

503 "Do you think the decision to face British troops in Concord, MA was an easy decision for those men and families? They had the same concerns as you.



One of these days, and I believe sooner rather than later, we're going to have to man up, get up, pick up our arms and face our duty to defend our Constitution.


Posted by: Soona at January 16, 2013 12:53 PM (jnlKI)"



Facing off against troops on line is one thing. Facing them at your front door with your kids sitting on the couch is quite another.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (ROv35)

504 Do not TOUCH the TROLL!

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (r2PLg)

505 A country full of Wacos. That is their intent, unless you are with their plan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (I9Y9q)

506 449
TWITTER NEWSFLASH FROM MOVIE REVIEWER:

@ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja


Posted by: @ebertchicago at January 16, 2013 01:00 PM

No, you chinless couch potato, it was ratified so that you could protect yourself from people who wasted three hours of their lives watching a movie you recommended

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (wwsoB)

507 "Do you have guns in your home?"

I do not discuss what specific security measures I may or may not have implemented in my home with anyone outside of my family.

Posted by: Socratease at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (3V4IJ)

508 You'd be surprised the damage you can do with a big black rubber cock.

A twelve-inch black rubber cock. Brutal.

Anyway, everyone knows guns are for show. It's knives for a pro.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (4df7R)

509 Dahl! Anna Puma, that is awesome. Thanks for putting me some knowledge.

Funny thing is, my mom was the one who originally told me about it--leg of lamb is her absolute favorite. (Pop Jakeman died of natural causes, however. Heart attack on the 15th hole, while playing a great round.)

Posted by: jakeman at January 16, 2013 01:07 PM (96M6e)

510 Yeah, they are only "more important" while he is President

No, not even then.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows we are indentured servants to the welfare state at January 16, 2013 01:08 PM (Lxw+T)

511 Dead kids equals lady parts votes..
Eleventy!!

Posted by: TexasJew at January 16, 2013 01:08 PM (lD8ju)

512
When a doctor is asking that question..."Do you have guns in your home?"...is that a multiple choice thing that he is checking off?

Does anyone know?

Is it a 'Yes - No' type of thing?
Or is there a third category for 'Didn't answer'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 16, 2013 01:08 PM (fH4X9)

513 499 eaton cox,

I am an unblooded 11h20 married to active duty.

You think I have not pondered the ethics of violence you don't know the military.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:08 PM (LRFds)

514 Someone needs to make an ad using that presser today. They can pan over those little human shields next to Plastic Jesus today and run some numbers over each one of their heads showing what their share of the national debt was on Nov 2008 and what it is today after 4 years of this two legged clusterfuck.

Posted by: B at January 16, 2013 01:09 PM (MT+0i)

515 "I'm willing to bet you are a fucking idiot.



Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (1Y+hH)"



I guess your little e-peen chubbed up at the chance to hurl an insult didn't it dickface? Care to try again with a reasoned response, or do you just want to toss off a few insults? I'm game for either, dumbass.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 01:09 PM (ROv35)

516 Or is there a third category for 'Didn't answer'.


There is, but my guess is that it's treated the same as "Yes."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 16, 2013 01:09 PM (/eBe8)

517 There is not one rational reason for an assault weapons ban or a magazine limit requirement.

Not one.

If the GOP cannot defeat this, then the GOP needs to be defeated. We hold one House of Congress. Such legislation should never pass nor should it be considered.

Continue on.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (tVTLU)

518 505 Ms Puma,

The correct answer is Lexington and Concord if need be.

They can only Waco folks if they are isolated, demonized, and not reinforced.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (LRFds)

519 From the once and future free republic of Texas, Gov. Perry responds.

http://tinyurl.com/b2swrvg

...boy, sure dodged a bullet when he dropped out, eh...? /sarc

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (GBXon)

520 Ummm you know any reasonable (I know, it's not reasonable, but just for argument's sake) effort to confiscate weapons will require more than the limited manpower a SWAT team can provide right?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (ROv35)



Ummmm, you specifically referenced SWAT teams in such a context that implied that local LEOs did not have them. As you well know, that's hardly the case.


Let us discuss the premise of your argument. You state that a reasonable attempt to confiscate weapons will take more than the limited manpower a SWAT team can provide. Why? Let's say said SWAT team comes for me. I am one person. I am in one place. I have x amount of ammunition and weaponry. The odds are overwhelming that the SWAT team will have more weaponry and more manpower than I have. At some point, I will die and my guns will be confiscated out of my cold dead hands. So, no, I do not accept your premise that a reasonable effort by a SWAT team to confiscate my weapons would require more resources than that SWAT team would have.


Now, in the aggregate, that is true because I am confident that once my blood is shed, there will be many others who object to that in the most strenuous terms and then the SWAT team will eventually find itself on the reverse side of that equation. At some point, said SWAT team will attempt to confiscate weapons from a home where there is a group waiting for them with greater fire power.


As always, I do not want any of the above to happen. No one I know wants any of that to happen. That doesn't mean that I do not believe that it will happen.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (VtjlW)

521 New thread.

Posted by: tasker at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (r2PLg)

522 Hey, @ebertchicago, what'd you think of "Django Unchained?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (4df7R)

523 Obama's Second Term--He has the sunglasses on now. The Koolaid is ready. Everyone get in line--no fighting-no shouting.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (wbmaj)

524 So, do all doctors now have to interrogate their patients as to whether they own a gun or not? If your doctor asks you, what do you intend to say to them (other than fuck off)?

"None of your business."

Posted by: Every Goddamn Eunuch in the Goddam GOP at January 16, 2013 01:10 PM (zF6Iw)

525 517 prescient 11,

Correct that is what I meant by "about 3 days from leaving the party"

If the GOP gets wobbly, done.

Let the tyrannical bastards go full tyrant by then it is time to go into survival mode anyway.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:11 PM (LRFds)

526 snip " It's been 5 years, we should be able to make fun of his skinny little purple chicken lips.)"

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 16, 2013 12:21 PM (ZPrif)
I got banned from a forum once for even asking about them. As I had never seen such a thing. It was deemed racist to even ask.

Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 01:11 PM (AKS75)

527 About the question regarding guns and safe in my home that were asked of me in the hospital. I told them I am a widow who lives alone, so no one was abusing. The nurse officiously explained to me that they had to ask because the hospital is a "safe place" for women to report abuse and get help.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 01:11 PM (kXoT0)

528 When these kids grow up, half of them are going to pissed.

*****

That made me smile a little.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2013 01:12 PM (piMMO)

529
449TWITTER NEWSFLASH FROM MOVIE REVIEWER:

@ebertchicago The Second Amendment was ratified to preserve slavery. http://dld.bz/bZ3ja

Jawdroppingly stupid.

Posted by: Jaws at January 16, 2013 01:12 PM (4I3Uo)

530 519 Cavil,


Well speeches...moderation we'll compete in New England! eleventy!

I want Perry to be my President.

I think my grandson's history book will show President Sam Houston did in fact happen.

Less stars.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2013 01:13 PM (LRFds)

531 >>>The nurse officiously explained to me that they had to ask because the hospital is a "safe place" for women to report abuse and get help.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil,

Sorry, I just don't buy it. Are they going to ask kids with no indication if they have been abused, if they are being raped because the "hospital is a "safe place" for kids to report abuse and get help?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 16, 2013 01:16 PM (H96hE)

532 The GOP's (lack) of response to Jugears McFuckstick's hypocritical pandering in front of kids, while inferring outrage over the mention of his daughters' school security, tells you everything that you might not have been willing to admit about those sackless RINOs.

I'll say it again, dump the GOP and run with the NRA.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 16, 2013 01:16 PM (aZ6ew)

533 snip " It's been 5 years, we should be able to make fun of his skinny little purple chicken lips.)"


Lips, hell, no one has ever explained those scars on his skull. Think a Republican could have big old scars over his brain and not get questioned? We have known nothing, nada, zip, zilch about the medical history of either BJ Clinton or JEF because they refused to allow the release of the results of their physicals. JEF smokes like a chimney, drinks a lot of fancy booze, and probably has high BP who may be on the verge of stroke for all we know. Given the persistent rumors about his bathhouse adventures, he may have HIV.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 01:16 PM (kXoT0)

534 382 23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health. --- That's just crazy talk

---------

You owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 16, 2013 01:17 PM (FzhYM)

535 Sorry, I just don't buy it. Are they going to ask
kids with no indication if they have been abused, if they are being
raped because the "hospital is a "safe place" for kids to report abuse
and get help?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 16, 2013 01:16 PM (H96hE)
Why yes they are. My friend and his wife had to leave the hospital room while their son was closely questioned regarding whether his injuries really came from a bicycle accident or a beating.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 16, 2013 01:18 PM (kXoT0)

536 Ummmm, you specifically referenced SWAT teams in such a context that implied that local LEOs did not have them. As you well know, that's hardly the case.


I don't recall implying that local LEOs didn't have them, I even later clarified that SWAT teams were insufficient in number to be able to effectively confiscate the sheer number of firearms that are out there. Local LEOs would HAVE to use more resources than the SWAT teams can provide our a confiscation would take several decades.


I'm not talking about SWAT versus one gun owner. That's not even going to be a contest.


Hope that clears it up.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 01:18 PM (ROv35)

537 Just read an article on Yahoo news--I didn't know "the firearms industry's trade association", the National Shooting Sports Foundation, was headquartered in...Newtown, CT. Learn something new every day.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 16, 2013 01:19 PM (WWeoI)

538 Your children are not important. Not as important as Barack Obama’s children. Thus spake Matthew Yglesias.

Neo. Fucking. Feudalism. Not even trying to hide it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2013 01:20 PM (B/VB5)

539
"A lot of badasses will surrender and a lot of the meek will become martyrs"
True.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 16, 2013 01:21 PM (lbiWb)

540 Purple lips, aka cyanosis, can be a symptom of Raynaud's disease, heart valve atrophy, or excess hemoglobin.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 16, 2013 01:21 PM (lD8ju)

541 Here's one... Ask a liberal what the second amendment did that wasn't already in the congressional powers to raise an army noting that under that they could have just passed a law saying for civil defense purposes that guns wouldn't be taken.

Here's the thing... This amendment wasn't raised out of an esoteric question. Make him own that. Ask them why the people of that time wanted that amendment.

Posted by: Former Mass. Resident at January 16, 2013 01:21 PM (R4WsQ)

542 Strawman arguments.
Strawman purchases.

HE HATES THESE STRAWMEN!

Posted by: Navin R. at January 16, 2013 01:25 PM (X/+QT)

543 >>>Why yes they are. My friend and his wife had to leave the hospital room while their son was closely questioned regarding whether his injuries really came from a bicycle accident or a beating.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil,

At least the kid had injuries, which is not quite the same as being grilled for no reason. However, I would not leave my kid so he could be questioned alone under any circumstances. Seriously, you don't "have" to do anything. You remember that pediatrician who raped over a hundred kids, including babies & toddlers? They were left alone...

Posted by: waldo at January 16, 2013 01:30 PM (H96hE)

544
Burn The Witch.

I'll stick with insults. You are too stupid for a logical discussion.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 16, 2013 01:32 PM (1Y+hH)

545 Purple lips, aka cyanosis, can be a symptom of Raynaud's disease, heart valve atrophy, or excess hemoglobin.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 16, 2013 01:21 PM (lD8ju) \

Bow to the leper messiah

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 16, 2013 01:33 PM (nTgAI)

546
the ACLU should file suit immediately, asking illegal immigrants to submit to background checks to buy goods and services is racist
/sarcasm

Posted by: Hawkins at January 16, 2013 01:39 PM (DuTGc)

547 "I'm willing to bet that if there ever were a
confiscation, it's just going to be local LEOs doing the dirty work.
Are you prepared to shoot them and put your family at risk?"

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:43 PM (ROv35)
1. Who you asking for?2. You don't think the commiecrats doing the dirty work will shoot women and children? Are you stupid?

Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 01:43 PM (AKS75)

548 Does #13 mean that violent offenders will be prosecuted and will have to stay in jail for the full duration of their sentences?

Cause I actually could support that.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at January 16, 2013 01:44 PM (UcapP)

549 "The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the Government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost and deprivation." --Mein Kamph, Adolf Hitler

Posted by: Guzalot at January 16, 2013 01:55 PM (3JHNp)

550 Well, if I had any guns, before I went to the doctor I'd put'em in the trunk. Do I have any guns in my house? No, herr doctor, I don't.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 16, 2013 02:01 PM (qwK3S)

551 If this turns into a race to see how many kids one side or the other can get on camera, i think more kids would want to hang out with Eddie the Eagle, shooting some Rascals and eating hotdogs, than watching BHO make a speech. I think his executive order list is smoke and mirrors. I don't think anything on that list will affect my ability to buy a gun unless he finds some way to turn the federal background check into a multi-day ordeal. I don't think it will do a significant amount to stop nuts or criminals from getting guns, either, it just looks like more pork. Despite Boehner's rather lame response, i don't expect any of this legislation to pass. Bill Clinton's assault weapon ban lapsed under slightly more liberal conditions so there's that. Be expected to be called horrible things, but we should be used to that by now. Lastly, how can somebody have a problem with kids getting killed with guns and have no complaints about abortions?

Posted by: hurricane567 at January 16, 2013 02:13 PM (D1JZU)

552 Out here (Montana) I think if the dics ask about guns in the home the second question is if you've got any for sale. and yeah, I'm gonna have to buy a gun. Beretta?

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (fHWdz)

553 dics= docs, I think

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at January 16, 2013 02:18 PM (fHWdz)

554 6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers.



'cause idiot private citizens don't know how to do that I guess. You know, like they've been doing for years.

Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:28 PM (fWAjv)

555 2. Provide law enforcement, first responders, and school officials with proper training for active shooter situations.


Does the dipshit know that DHS already has this. Short version - run or wait to die.

Posted by: RWC (save the white childrens!) at January 16, 2013 02:31 PM (fWAjv)

556 Yep, we have officially crossed over, we are now on the other side of the mirror.

'Words mean whatever I want them to mean'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2013 02:36 PM (Lq+HC)

557 The "do you feel safe" question should be answered "only if I have a magazine with more than 10 rounds in it."

Posted by: David in Dallas at January 16, 2013 02:50 PM (LNYzO)

558
I went through all the executive orders. Nothing there.

Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2013 02:51 PM (ZDsRL)

559 "I thought Ebert was basically a vegetable now...."


Posted by: Adam at January 16, 2013 01:03 PM (/YJYi)
He's a regressive commiecrat. He's always been a vegetable.


Posted by: sablegsd at January 16, 2013 02:56 PM (AKS75)

560 Hurricane, a few of those items might not be objectionable if someone else was doing them, but I trust Obama about as far as I can comfortably spit out a fully-grown porcupine.
.
Besides, you can't clarify that a law says the opposite of what it says.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 16, 2013 02:57 PM (YZizW)

561 I am wait for Obama to make Cabrini-Green safe.

Posted by: burt at January 16, 2013 03:02 PM (8kEad)

562 "Nominate an ATF director."

Seriously? This is something he needs to implement an executive order over? "Ya, I don't remember how to do my job nor I care so I need to do this."

Posted by: Kaitian at January 16, 2013 03:22 PM (OTiS2)

563 Ummm you know any reasonable (I know, it's not reasonable, but just for argument's sake) effort to confiscate weapons will require more than the limited manpower a SWAT team can provide right?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 16, 2013 12:59 PM (ROv35)

And you are aware that if things got to that point... well, your passive-aggressive bullshit question would be moot.

Posted by: KG at January 16, 2013 03:37 PM (p7BzH)

564 "Repugnant" is liberal code for "extremely effective."

Most of the Executive Orders from Obama are (thankfully) impotent. I thought we were going to see something like all assault rifles being classified as Class 3 weapons requiring a license and stamp.

I think Democrats like Reid got to Obama and made him understand they would lose the Senate over this fight.

Posted by: McAdams at January 16, 2013 04:02 PM (lybWs)

565
I just love my doctor! He's already posted a sign in his waiting room:
"No, I will not be asking you or your family whether or not your own a gun. Nor will I be asking how many knives, hammers, baseball bats, nail guns, electric drills, ropes, or blunt objects you have on your premises, because it is none of my concern nor should it be any of the government's business. If you have a problem with this mandate, I have a full practice and you are welcome to take your patronage elsewhere." Signed Dr. (aka Sheriff) _ _ _ _ _ "

I sent the dude a bouquet of flowers!

Posted by: Cat at January 16, 2013 04:35 PM (+YbEV)

566 This, and the New York stealth of the night legislation was enough to inspire me to join the NRA. I won't be living here much longer anyway, but the opportunity to show my displeasure is worth $35.

Posted by: MarkD at January 16, 2013 05:14 PM (+xUiW)

567 Hey Obama, do you recall your pep talk to yourACORN get out the vote sheep back in 2008? "blah blah blah I need you to knock on their doors, get in their face and if they bring a knife you bring a GUN." I do, you sorry POS

Posted by: Boom007 at January 16, 2013 05:56 PM (4q338)






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