Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm-Mmm-Mmm: Obama Plans Surrounding Himself With Adorable Tots for Gun Announcement

Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe Biden as well as children who wrote to the president after the Newtown shootings.

It's at times like these I remember all the times I've been told that Republicans only think with their limbic systems, their primitive, reptilian R-complexes.

Posted by: Ace at 04:48 PM

Comments

1 first>

Posted by: mallfly at January 15, 2013 04:49 PM (bJm7W)

2 Not first...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 15, 2013 04:49 PM (lbiWb)

3 And don't let any boobies near them!

Posted by: Just a young man concerned about the children at January 15, 2013 04:49 PM (F6KtL)

4 No families of dead Mexicans?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:49 PM (UOM48)

5 I really, really, really loath that fucker. Bloomberg too.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 15, 2013 04:49 PM (t06LC)

6 Here are a couple of magnificent boobs:

http://tinyurl.com/atjxpn9

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (UOM48)

7 @5

I guess I need to buy a vowel. "E"

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (t06LC)

8 yaaay. And King Barky the 57th is obviously going for the cheap theatrics.

Posted by: mallfly at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (bJm7W)

9 Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe Biden as well as children

Someone had to bring the paste for snacktime.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (YXmuI)

10 Did he set this up by saying "suffer the little ones to come unto me"? Give or take a few "uhs" and "ums".

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (xxG50)

11

Human shields...and props for his propaganda.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (fH4X9)

12
"Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe Biden as well as children who wrote to the president after the Newtown shootings"
Seriously? Who believes for one second that any "kid" (elem. school level) has a first thought of writing the President?
Feh.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (lbiWb)

13 When will Obama hold a press conference about boobie control? Kate Upton must be there. And we must see the threat that boobies pose for all of us. For the children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Posted by: Just a young man concerned about boobie control at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (F6KtL)

14 Will there be front row seats for the families of the Ft. Hood dead?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:51 PM (UOM48)

15 Here are a couple of magnificent boobs:

http://tinyurl.com/atjxpn9

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (UOM4
Damnit, Jane! I fall for that every. damn. time.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 15, 2013 04:51 PM (P47hr)

16 Someone say children will be there...?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 15, 2013 04:51 PM (F6KtL)

17 Well, what do you know...SCOAMF and Jow Gibbles the Clown have found new and innovative ways to be loathsome and small. Go figure.

Fascism...for the children.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (AiYlm)

18 you know, if this were a socialist blog, everyone would get to be first once in a while, and Vic would have to share his early morning news items with the less fortunate maroons.

Posted by: mallfly at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (bJm7W)

19 At least I didn't have to listen to that link.

Posted by: sTevo at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (XX3Rx)

20 Yes, how was this not "workplace violence" because teaching school is one of the few jobs the Indonesian understands?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (xxG50)

21 I'm available for chaperoning any light skinned boys in the 9 - 12 age range.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (+lsX1)

22
Wonder how many (kids, that is) will be from Chicago?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (lbiWb)

23 Nobody mature on that stage, huh? What a shame.

Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (VndSC)

24 Hate is not too strong a word for the emotion this fucking guy evokes.

And loathing, hate and loathing, and disgust. Hate, loathing and disgust.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (evdj2)

25 HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?

Posted by: Just another young black male in inner Chicago at January 15, 2013 04:53 PM (F6KtL)

26 Will the kids be wearing those cute Kevlar backpacks?

Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2013 04:53 PM (VndSC)

27 20
Yes, how was this not "workplace violence" because teaching school is one of the few jobs the Indonesian understands?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2013 04:52 PM (xxG50)

Do you by chance have a newsletter?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:53 PM (UOM48)

28 Who gives a shit. Anything this lame-brained, self-absorbed idiot does from this point forward, guns or otherwise, is likely to be completely ignored by, at the very least, the general conservative population and, more specifically, red state and red county authorities and elected officials.

This dipshit is a mere dangerous joke, and all it takes is for the rest of us to yawn when he blathers. There's talk of revolution. Fine. All we really need to do is flip D.C. the bird and go about our business.

Posted by: sukie tawdry at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (MPtFW)

29 Oh, how I approve of those props!

Posted by: Stalin at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (F6KtL)

30 So Che Che will be there, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (VtjlW)

31 Put the kids in white coats and it's a two-fer.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (evdj2)

32 Texas has said it will arrest any Fed trying to enforce gun grabbing!

Posted by: Jmel at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (9tSXa)

33 9
Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe Biden as well as children

"Mr President..?" "Yes Timmy" "Who's the old guy with the funny teeth?"

and 14, Jane, kudos for reminding us of that.

Posted by: mallfly at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (bJm7W)

34 "These children are here to show that every life is precious. Of course, if they had been destroyed in the womb, I'd have celebrated that right."

Posted by: nevercomments at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (vGtw2)

35 I mean, who ARE these fucking people, with their stagecraft?

Posted by: Vinman at January 15, 2013 04:54 PM (nEvyg)

36 31
Put the kids in white coats and it's a two-fer.

Let's just pray they're not wearing brown shirts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:55 PM (UOM48)

37 Show me on the Constitution where he touched you.

Posted by: angler at January 15, 2013 04:55 PM (SwjAj)

38 We must insist that there be a wall of teachers along the back of the stage too.

Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2013 04:55 PM (VndSC)

39 ...all while surrounded by no less than 200 armed men.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 15, 2013 04:55 PM (deKG5)

40 Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe
Biden as well as children who wrote to the president at the behest of their liberal schoolteachers after the Newtown
shootings.

Fixed it for Carneyshow to make it more accurate.

Posted by: DangerGirl in her Joe Biden mask at January 15, 2013 04:55 PM (GrtrJ)

41 As I said before, the GOP should counter with their own pronouncement with a wall of thousands of school pics of Chicago vics since the JEF took office, then asking, "why, why, why, has TFG taken so long" to notice or even try?

Posted by: eureka! at January 15, 2013 04:56 PM (HPRku)

42 I'll bring my machine gun nest.

Posted by: Big Burrd at January 15, 2013 04:56 PM (0It32)

43 Damn, that guy is making me look bad with his propaganda machine.

Posted by: Mao at January 15, 2013 04:56 PM (F6KtL)

44 There should also be some puppies and a fawn. Maybe Sarah McLaughlin could sing a really sad song in the background during the speech. This is how good policy is made.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 15, 2013 04:56 PM (+lsX1)

45 If your kid wrote to Obama and called him a SCOAMF, was he/she invited to this soiree? Kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2013 04:56 PM (VndSC)

46 "Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe
Biden as well as children who wrote to the president after the Newtown
shootings"

Who's paying for their travel?

Posted by: HeatherRadish #NukeIowaCity at January 15, 2013 04:57 PM (ZKzrr)

47 Hey, Jane D'oh I remember your remarks about your hubbie's buzzsaw snoring. I did the same thing for years. Drove my wife to the couch. Then I bought this. Swear to God, it works. I've used it for over 4 years (3 of them) and it has yet to fail.

Posted by: sukie tawdry at January 15, 2013 04:57 PM (MPtFW)

48 The pregnant female soldier who was murdered at Ft. Hood.

The dead baby? Late term abortion. By Maj. Hasan.

Barry would approve.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:57 PM (UOM48)

49 The Kaiser is bringing the children...hmmm!

Posted by: kg at January 15, 2013 04:57 PM (h1jk2)

50 After the press conference Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings will use the kids in a practical demonstration the dangers of appointing a child molester "Safe Schools Czar."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2013 04:58 PM (QKKT0)

51 Why isn't Obama bringing on stage his preferred type of child?

You know the ones tossed into broom closets of Chicago hospitals.

Posted by: buzzion at January 15, 2013 04:58 PM (GULKT)

52 I hope he invites Nancy Pelosi too. Just to scare the children.

Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2013 04:58 PM (VndSC)

53 we are so screwed.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 15, 2013 04:58 PM (DGIjM)

54 Ugh off you empty head behind a giant chiclet grin.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (GrtrJ)

55 Political body-armor.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (1GunI)

56 Okay, here's an actual boobie pic to make up for the earlier one:

http://tinyurl.com/b8n22jz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (UOM48)

57 Over/Under on TFG giving an anti-gun speech during Inaugural on post-MLK Day? How about the rest of the speakers? Will it be wall-to-wall?

Posted by: Bigby's Stubbed Thumb at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (3ZtZW)

58 If the republicans had any brains, they would do a presser directly after the president, surrounded by even more adorable children whose lives were saved by civilians with guns.

But they don't, and this is how the republic ends-- to the sounds of cheers at its demise.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (hEGul)

59 Jane, it didn't take my link. I'm a dumb-ass about setting up links. Anyway, it's called Puresleep.com. Give 'er a shot.

Posted by: sukie tawdry at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (MPtFW)

60 (Grins)

Posted by: Hairy "Pedarist" Reid at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (deKG5)

61 Poor kids, being forced to sit in the terror of a non-gun-free zone...

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (FcR7P)

62 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (/eBe8)

63 Finally, Obama will be on stage with his policy advisers.

This is RIGHT OUT of the underpants gnomes episode.

Where they do the "small businesses for the children" commercial.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (T0NGe)

64
"These children are here to show that every life is precious. Of course, if they had been destroyed in the womb, I'd have celebrated that right."

To clarify, the SCFOAMT is just peachy with the doctor snapping the chirrunz neck immediately postpartum. He's voted thusly.

Once the Social Security paperwork has been filed, however, the child is an important prop in driving the country toward shiny happy despotism and must be protected at all costs.

Posted by: Jaws at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (4I3Uo)

65 On the bright side, this little stage production is sure to end violence against children henceforth, so we have that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: weew at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (ElfHn)

66 If the republicans had any brains...

does it really matter what follows?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (FcR7P)

67 But they don't, and this is how the republic ends-- to the sounds of cheers at its demise.
Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (hEGul)

if only republicans had some balls.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (DGIjM)

68 I hate TFG. I truly do.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (piMMO)

69 58
If the republicans had any brains, they would do a presser directly
after the president, surrounded by even more adorable children whose
lives were saved by civilians with guns.

The nine year-old Georgia twins (whose mom shot Crowbar Boy) front and center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (UOM48)

70 The kids are a prop. Guess what, so is the President.

The real power is found with the trolls behind him. You know who they are.

Mocha Jesus doesn't make any of these decisions. You all know this... right?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (TOk1P)

71 Adolf is so proud.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (OSRET)

72 You don't want to punish a sitting president with a bunch of snotty kids at his press conference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (QKKT0)

73 Where the fuck are these kids' parents?

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (F6KtL)

74 They're talking about this on The Five. Of course Blob Beckel thinks it's great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM48)

75 Ive said it before, we have no one on our side that can take on Obama and the progressives rhetorically or demagogically.

We will not win until we can find this person.

Pray, pray to all your gods!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (RrD4h)

76 Barack Obama is the Piers Morgan of presidents.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (BdzEV)

77 TFG always uses human shields, and straw men.

I expect he will always do it for sympathy!
Anything for "the children" but no protection of the unborn!

Posted by: CarolT at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (z4WKX)

78 If the republicans had any brains, they would do a presser directly

after the president, surrounded by even more adorable children whose

lives were saved by civilians with guns.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (QKKT0)

79 Using children is a shanda.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (9Bj8R)

80 I think I will prepare for this by watching "Justified" twice tonight. ;-)

Posted by: rockmom at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (qE3AR)

81 Where the fuck are these kids' parents?

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (F6KtL)
Sitting in the spotlight of their kid's 15 seconds of fame.Geeze it's like you haven't seen half the shows on TLC.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 15, 2013 05:02 PM (Y0nDU)

82 Bet every kid will have around their neck a name placard of a child killed by gun violence.

And I bet the few victims of Luke Woodham from Pearl, MS won't be listed because a guy with a gun managed to capture Luke alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (QidfK)

83 But they don't, and this is how the republic ends-- to the sounds of cheers at its demise.

Posted by: Truman North at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (hEGul)

Might be how you end if your wife ever finds out you posted her stats on the internet.

Stay safe!

Posted by: Tami at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (X6akg)

84 ATT guy : What's better? very low capacity magazine or high capacity magazines.

All kids in unison: High Capacity!!!!

Dark haired six year old boy: Yeah because if you had a low capacity magazine you would have to have a lot oftinymagazines that you could barely hold and you would not be able to fight off your attackers.

ATT guy:Yeah that would be a pain in the buns.

Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (m2CN7)

85 They're talking about this on The Five. Of course Blob Beckel thinks it's great.

***

Bolling grows on me more every day. I've had a major crush on him since the F&F throwdown with Geraldo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (piMMO)

86
I think we all know about Harry Ried at this point, but I am starting to think they invite these kids for the benefit of Joe Biden (in a bbc tv kind of way).

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (p/cQy)

87
73"Where the fuck are these kids' parents?"

I'm the only one invited.

Posted by: Octomom at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (deKG5)

88 Be on the lookout for violent dodge ball clingers.

Posted by: Secret Service at January 15, 2013 05:03 PM (I88Jc)

89 Bet every kid will have around their neck a name placard of a child killed by gun violence.

If it was a pro-choice announcement, they could use dollar signs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (QKKT0)

90 Any Mexican kids attending? How about the kids of the murdered soldiers at Ft. Hood?

*seething hate*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (UOM48)

91 Bet every kid will have around their neck a name placard of a child killed by gun violence.

***

Survivors of Newtown? Holding candles?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (piMMO)

92 Someone with a blog needs to take the photo and annotate to point out all the guys in the room with guns. Kinda like this one

http://tinyurl.com/ajs3xf8

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (81UWZ)

93 Hey where are the Drs with the white coats?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (9Bj8R)

94 Okay, here's an actual boobie pic to make up for the earlier one:

http://tinyurl.com/b8n22jz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 04:59 PM (UOM4

-----
Jeebus.

Mrs McFuckstick's shaped just like the Christmas Tree she's standing next to.
... and WHO dresses her???? Ive NEVER seen an armpit waistline on a skirt before.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (nELVU)

95 Poor kids, being forced to sit in the terror of a non-gun-free zone...
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2013 05:00 PM (FcR7P)

-----------------------------------------------

It will probably be the safest these kids will be in all the rest of their leftist-raised lives.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (OSRET)

96
How awesome would it be if one of the little booger-eaters complained about men carrying EEEEEVIL guns in the White House?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (UgFxe)

97 I find it hard to believe that Obama would surround himself with his intellectual superiors...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (XvHmy)

98 Ooooh!! Someone on The Five said "Think about all the debt Obama is saddling those kids with."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:05 PM (UOM48)

99
Sitting in the spotlight of their kid's 15 seconds of fame.Geeze it's like you haven't seen half the shows on TLC.

True that. Didn't even know who Honey Boo Boo was until my GF with big boobies showed me a few months ago.

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at January 15, 2013 05:05 PM (F6KtL)

100 Show me children photo op'd with TFG, and I'll show you a bunch of future wannabe OWS herion addicted terrorists.

Posted by: Beefy has an AK and 30 round mags at January 15, 2013 05:05 PM (yn6XZ)

101 Leftards are masters of dynamic inaction. None of this kodak moment bullshit will move one atom of prevention. Not a nutrino. Fucking idiots.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:05 PM (OlN4e)

102
I'll need to know the diversity facts of the kids before I can judge.

I bet that somehow they will get this point exactly right on demographics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2013 05:05 PM (p/cQy)

103 He promised transparency.

He is the most transparent street agitator that we've ever had for Inciter-in-Chief.

And the FSA lives off of the bait paid for with our constantly shrinking dollar.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (aZ6ew)

104 If I could get to any of those kids, I'd promise them a big Lego set if they made a gun with their fingers during the show.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (IyKYr)

105 Am I the only one reminded of the scene in the movie Stargate where the evil god Ra surrounds himself with children to shield himself from the angry military hero armedwith a long gun?

Posted by: Tom Z at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (CvpR9)

106 I'm reminded of the pre-Gulf War I footage of Saddam patting the heads of these obviously frightened-out-of-their-minds kids, who I think were the children of British diplomats who had yet been permitted to leave the country.

Anyone remember that?

Posted by: angler at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (SwjAj)

107 Jeebus.

Mrs McFuckstick's shaped just like the Christmas Tree she's standing next to.
... and WHO dresses her???? Ive NEVER seen an armpit waistline on a skirt before.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (nELVU

A commenter slipped through at the site and said the outfit looked like an athletic bra and a towel. Spot. On.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (UOM48)

108 73 Where the fuck are these kids' parents?

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at January 15, 2013 05:01 PM (F6KtL)

It's probably an unannounced field trip, you know, like they did in Wisconsin during the whole brouhaha there.

Posted by: KG at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (p7BzH)

109 106
Am I the only one reminded of the scene in the movie Stargate where the
evil god Ra surrounds himself with children to shield himself from the
angry military hero armedwith a long gun?

Posted by: Tom Z at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (CvpR9)

That's a good one...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (9+ccr)

110 I am sure some cock sucker in the White House will be using a calculator to make sure they have the right % of black, mexican, white, and transexual kids behind the cock sucker in chief

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (9Bj8R)

111 Am I the only one reminded of the scene in the movie
Stargate where the evil god Ra surrounds himself with children to
shield himself from the angry military hero armedwith a long gun?

Posted by: Tom Z at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM

No, you're not.

Posted by: Berserker at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (FMbng)

112 Maybe Hansel and Gretal can stay for some struedel after the photo op.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (qwK3S)

113
Am I the only one reminded of the scene in the movie Stargate where the evil god Ra surrounds himself with children to shield himself from the angry military hero armedwith a long gun?

Great movie. And yeah, now that you said it, it does.

Posted by: My GF has big boobies at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (F6KtL)

114 Angler, yep. Sadadm Insane. The man who coined the term human shield.

Back to the scanner, another cartoon to put online.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (QidfK)

115
...... Id love to see one of the little hellions blurt out..... "But I LIKE guns." And start to cry uncontrollably.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (nELVU)

116 I'm reminded of the pre-Gulf War I footage of Saddam patting the heads of these obviously frightened-out-of-their-minds kids, who I think were the children of British diplomats who had yet been permitted to leave the country.

Anyone remember that?
Posted by: angler at January 15, 2013 05:06 PM (SwjAj)

yes- great example

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (9Bj8R)

117 You can't shame anyone who has no sense of shame.

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2013 05:07 PM (StDOM)

118 It sure didn't take long to see some of that vaunted new 'I'll have more flexibility after my election', now did it?

It looks like the ole 10th Amendment is going to get quite a workout, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2013 05:08 PM (ccXZP)

119 Zero loves him a big huge wedge issue like this.

Another issue he can use to gin up cheers for liberals by liberals, and to make the other side look like a bunch of knuckle-dragging gunslinging killers.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at January 15, 2013 05:08 PM (PH+2B)

120 37 Show me on the Constitution where he touched you.
Posted by: angler at January 15, 2013 04:55 PM (SwjAj)

Sometimes I am in awe of the postings here. I salute you.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 15, 2013 05:08 PM (l3vZN)

121 Keeping score is as evil as owning a store.

Posted by: No Red Ink! Yes Red Tape! at January 15, 2013 05:08 PM (I88Jc)

122 ...... Id love to see one of the little hellions blurt out..... "But I LIKE guns." And start to cry uncontrollably.

****

I'd pay to see one of them do a finger-bang on camera.

And, do not get all dirty-minded, you pervs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:09 PM (piMMO)

123 Weak shit for the weak mind. Thats it in a nutshell.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:09 PM (OlN4e)

124 By the way this is all a shame and in the end will make no difference what so ever to stopping a nut from shooting up a school or shopping center or movie. It's all for show

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2013 05:09 PM (9Bj8R)

125 116

...... Id love to see one of the little hellions blurt out..... "But I LIKE guns." And start to cry uncontrollably.

Better: Make finger guns at the Preznit Choomer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:09 PM (UOM48)

126 I know that the kids were no doubt screened for guns, knives and explosives. But what about the truly dangerous stuff?

For instance, it could be a freakin massacre if one managed to sneak some peanuts through security.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 15, 2013 05:09 PM (SY2Kh)

127 Where the fuck are these kids' parents?

Bragging on Facebook that their spawn was Chosen by Ear Leader.

Be nice to get some names. I bet they're all related to big campaign donors.

Posted by: HeatherRadish #NukeIowaCity at January 15, 2013 05:10 PM (ZKzrr)

128

They said that these kids are ones who have "written letters after the Newtown shooting" .

Yeah.
They wrote those letters...all by themselves?

Like that's what kids do, when they see a scary story on TV...they immediately say:
"Oh, I'm going to write a letter to the President about this!"

Yeah, right.

He's using old, stale, propaganda methods...that people will see right through if they have even half a brain.
I hope this backfires, bigtime.

Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2013 05:10 PM (fH4X9)

129 Caption
These kids escaped my murderous lust for abortion. Fortunately they will not escape my healthcare plan.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 15, 2013 05:11 PM (uhftQ)

130
I wike Pwesident Obama because he's a fweind to aww the children!

Posted by: Little Jimmy at January 15, 2013 05:11 PM (UgFxe)

131 Somebody should pass out some cool NRA tees to those kids before the cocbite in chief goes on to the stage.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:11 PM (OlN4e)

132 Bragging on Facebook that their spawn was Chosen by Ear Leader.Be nice to get some names. I bet they're all related to big campaign donors.
Posted by: HeatherRadish
************
You mean "Rear Leader".

Posted by: Hard Right at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (uhftQ)

133 You all know that every bit of this gun theater is simply propaganda aimed at young female voters. Single gals hate guns. Obama isn't actually going to do anything to ban any guns, he's just going to bat his eyes at those single gals while surrounded by a bunch of cute little moppets, and all the single gals will swoon and say, boy do I hate those mean old Republicans who can't sleep without their guns. Just a bunch of wedge-issue grandstanding.

Posted by: rockmom at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (NYnoe)

134 because teaching school is one of the few jobs the Indonesian understands?

Objection your honor!
Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (GFM2b)

135 I take it Beyonce's invite has been rescinded since her husband was arrested on gun charges right?

http://tinyurl.com/b8gf52q

Posted by: ryukyu at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (C6XFd)

136 sweeping new laws via executive order

Posted by: Eaton Cox at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (q177U)

137 Dear Mr. President,

Please get rid of all the guns. I'm scared! My two mommies said you will keep me safe.

Love,

Butterfly Smith

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (UOM48)

138
Pwease Pwesident Obama get wid of aww those scawy guns!

Posted by: Little Peggy at January 15, 2013 05:13 PM (UgFxe)

139 He's using old, stale, propaganda methods...that people will see right through if they have even half a brain. I hope this backfires, bigtime.
Posted by: wheatie at January 15, 2013 05:10 PM (fH4X9)

------------------------------------------

Well, 50% of them will.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2013 05:13 PM (OSRET)

140 Better: Make finger guns at the Preznit Choomer

Then get tackled by the SS and surrounded by guys with suppressed, short barreled, full auto SMGs with 30rd magazines.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2013 05:13 PM (IyKYr)

141 Will he give props to his props, or just stick with a shout-out to an irrelevant third party?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 15, 2013 05:13 PM (YZizW)

142 Be nice to get some names. I bet they're all related to big campaign donors.

Bet they are all younger siblings of Sidwell Friends students.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2013 05:13 PM (GFM2b)

143 Oh gee, shit stirring troll is shit stirring troll. How novel.

Posted by: zombie johnny cochran at January 15, 2013 05:13 PM (WLpmE)

144 132
Caption

These kids escaped my murderous lust for abortion. Fortunately they will not escape my healthcare plan.

This may just win the internet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:14 PM (UOM48)

145 Oh gee, shit stirring troll is shit stirring troll. How novel.

****

How.....original.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:14 PM (piMMO)

146 Meanwhile not a single one of President Asswipe's EOs nor Cuomo and the NY Legislature's laws would have prevented Newtown. Not. A. Single. Fucking. One.

I feel like the evil Emperor has hold of me. "Let the hate flow..."

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:15 PM (GrtrJ)

147 If the Republicans had any balls and smarts, they would have their own kids ready who had been saved by armed guards or people with guns.

Further, the Republicans should ask all the kids to stick around for the debt ceiling debate, since government is fucking over future generations with mountains of debt.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 15, 2013 05:15 PM (tVTLU)

148 I really hope he keeps up on this gun control shit.

It worked out great for Clinton, and nationalizing the 2014 races around gun control would probably work out swell...if there is any supposed faggot lying fucking blue dogs left they can kiss their seats goodbye if the GOP was even semi functional.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 15, 2013 05:15 PM (++kZl)

149 These kids escaped my murderous lust for abortion. Fortunately they will not escape my healthcare plan.

****

I was watching a movie this weekend wherein Vince Vaughn took a quick shot at Ocare.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (piMMO)

150 Posted by: rockmom at January 15, 2013 05:12 PM (NYnoe)>>>>>
Don't forget about the lefty effeminate men.

Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (m2CN7)

151 Will he give props to his props, or just stick with a shout-out to an irrelevant third party?

Props to his hood rats from the first selection where he used the finger gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (GFM2b)

152 I feel like the evil Emperor has hold of me. "Let the hate flow..."

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:15 PM (GrtrJ)

yes, contrary to yoda, you will need your hate.

Posted by: Berserker at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (FMbng)

153 Don't taze me, Bwo!

Posted by: Finger banging toddler. at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (yn6XZ)

154 Now the term "bully pulpit" crystallizes!

Posted by: derit at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (I88Jc)

155 Carney said that the president will be joined by Vice President Joe
Biden as well as and other children who wrote to the president after the Newtown
shootings.

Posted by: angler at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (SwjAj)

156 As long as they get to touch the hem of his garment.

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (fWAjv)

157

Is his lizard brain logic thus?

You give up your guns, because you will kill people?

Hmm, is he dumber than Toure?

Maybe...both of those chumps have never had to think hard one day in their lousy lives.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (raGXo)

158 And erg's got nothing. On the plus side, he's not so blatantly smearing children's blood on his dork this time, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (evdj2)

159
My Mommy says I'm special!

An I should wite you Pwesident Obama so you will take away guns from aww the bad people.

Because i'm special!

Posted by: Little Rusty at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (UgFxe)

160 So are these the kids who survived Obama's "after abortion, docs can go ahead and kill them" bill? Cause they're not from Chicago. And he's not doing the rpesser in Chicago, where nearly 500 mostly black kids and teens have been killed. Apparently they don't count.

Posted by: CarolLK at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (zgOS/)

161 Strike out no worky.

Posted by: angler at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (SwjAj)

162

Hey Obama, what weighs more...a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (raGXo)

163 You know, jackie, you're starting to make me feel irritated. You won't like me when I'm irritated. You know, like your ass after your last trip to the bath house.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (OlN4e)

164 @151

Indeed. How can this fucker claim to care about children when he's already spent every dime they will ever earn in their lives?

Posted by: weew at January 15, 2013 05:18 PM (ElfHn)

165 I'd like to see the letters those kids wrote.

I'm sure they show a healthy concern over gun violence and teacher retirement packages.

Posted by: nevercomments at January 15, 2013 05:18 PM (vGtw2)

166 yes, contrary to yoda, you will need your hate.

Posted by: Berserker at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (FMbng)

Your hate...you will need.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:18 PM (GrtrJ)

167 lefty sissy boys have more projection than Linda Blair in a double showing of the Exorcist.

Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2013 05:18 PM (m2CN7)

168 need you will, hmm

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 05:18 PM (evdj2)

169
TFG is taking "suffer, the little children" to a whole 'mother level, isn't he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (Jcd0S)

170 Why, yes, I do fondly remember those paintings of the signing of the Declaration of Independence and Constitution, with all the children gathered in front....

Perhaps you have to do things like this when you can't convince by rational argument.

Posted by: Y. at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (eUspA)

171 Hey look everybody - a pig with wings !!!!

Posted by: Jack Frost at January 15, 2013 05:17 PM (QOX/9

Is that you, Toure?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (UOM48)

172 I think "young single female voters" who are high-affect and low-information are the reason ¤I'm¤ still single.

Deliberately ignorant, smug, emo and catty. I was totally born in the wrong state at the wrong time.

Too many of them, too few 'ettes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (YZizW)

173 Any sharp parents looking for a quick payday should teach their kids to claim: Ken Jennings touched me ...

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (XN0LR)

174 Dammit jack frost I can't keep a good gunboner with you muckin up the thread . Even with my hot sister right next to me .
ESAD

Posted by: awkward davies at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (USjX1)

175 I have Yodafail. *sigh*

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (GrtrJ)

176 I'd like to see the letters those kids wrote.

I'm sure they show a healthy concern over gun violence and teacher retirement packages.
Posted by: nevercomments at January 15, 2013 05:18 PM (vGtw2)

Oh you'll see the letters. On your way to the re-education camps. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Posted by: obama White House at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (9Bj8R)

177 And the beat goes on. Four more years. He's black. He'll be hailed as an American hero.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (OSRET)

178 Hey, using kids as shields is our idea Preezy Cakeboy! You better give us a shout out!

Posted by: Palestinian Cowards at January 15, 2013 05:19 PM (HPRku)

179 Good Lord. Next, the deadly rubber-glue gambit. Piss off, poseur.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 05:20 PM (evdj2)

180 Angler, just scanned this in. Wayback machine for the victory.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/01/saddams-shields.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2013 05:20 PM (QidfK)

181 'nother level Feck!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 15, 2013 05:20 PM (Jcd0S)

182 Can someone direct me to that commenter blocking app or whatever it is?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:20 PM (GrtrJ)

183 When is the GOP going to surround themselves with families of kids killed in Chicago to oppose this coup?

Posted by: PJ at January 15, 2013 05:21 PM (ZWaLo)

184 Jack, I've scraped better shit than you off my shoe after walking through a kennel. You fucking dick scarfing turd tamping bitch boy.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:21 PM (OlN4e)

185

Quick question...will any of those kids be Jewish?

I'm guessing there will be black kids, but from wealthy families, and some white girls and boys, a few asians...

Not sure about those Jews though...

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at January 15, 2013 05:21 PM (raGXo)

186 189
Can someone direct me to that commenter blocking app or whatever it is?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:20 PM (Gr

Yeah we need those thumbs up/ down thingys for our comments.... Works so well for Charlie at Little green Fuckballs...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (9+ccr)

187 Yup, he's exploiting children to push his agenda and the MSM will give him a pass on it.

But in fairness, don't we all consult with little kids before making important decisions that affect the safety and welfare of an entire nation?

Oh, wait. No we don't. Because kids don't know shit. That's why they need parents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (c2kdv)

188 Can someone direct me to that commenter blocking app or whatever it is?

****

Unleash the EOJ or the BC.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (piMMO)

189 Any sharp parents looking for a quick payday

KEVIN Jennings.

Ken Jennings is the Jeopardy champ.

Posted by: HeatherRadish #NukeIowaCity at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (ZKzrr)

190 Quick question...will any of those kids be Jewish?

I'm guessing there will be black kids, but from wealthy families, and some white girls and boys, a few asians...

Not sure about those Jews though...

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at January 15, 2013 05:21 PM (raGXo)

With all the left wing jooos in Washington, like Lew, they are a dime a dozen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (9Bj8R)

191 Can someone direct me to that commenter blocking app or whatever it is?

Be judicious though.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/142617

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (evdj2)

192 152 Unfortunately Mr. Pink, the GOP is not even semi-functional. It's dysfunction is set on automatic. Not even burst.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 15, 2013 05:23 PM (qwK3S)

193 Doesn't the Taliban hide behind women and children? Or is that al-Qaeda?

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2013 05:23 PM (w3+gB)

194 Sorry, liberals. I don't give a rat's butt what your kiddies think about gun rights. And if you had any brains you wouldn't be shoving them in front of a camera on national tv.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:23 PM (c2kdv)

195 Can someone direct me to that commenter blocking app or whatever it is?

Posted by: DangerGirl

I cannot vouch for the add-on, nor do I know anything about it, but ;

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/142617

You will need to install Greasemonkey on Firefox before you install that script.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (WLpmE)

196 201
Doesn't the Taliban hide behind women and children? Or is that al-Qaeda?

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2013 05:23 PM (w3+gB)

Yes...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (9+ccr)

197 You know, whenever I see an emo prop-fest like this, I'm reminded of why we don't let ten-year-olds hold office or set policy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (YZizW)

198 90 Any Mexican kids attending? How about the kids of the murdered soldiers at Ft. Hood?

*seething hate*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:04 PM (UOM4

Jane, the republicans should hold a press conference with those kids! But they are known as the Stupid Party for a reason. They will make a statement instead.

Posted by: CarolT at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (z4WKX)

199 'nother level Feck!

Mother level worked. Thought it was a smooth play on words. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (GFM2b)

200 It worked out great for Clinton, and nationalizing the 2014 races around gun control would probably work out swell...if there is any supposed faggot lying fucking blue dogs left they can kiss their seats goodbye if the GOP was even semi functional.
Posted by: Mr. Pink
*******************
Too bad many of the people who voted that scum out of office have passed on to their reward. They've been replaced by mindless cattle.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (uhftQ)

201
Posted by: Jack Frost at January 15, 2013 05:22 PM (QOX/9)

No, scatboy. You won't be complete until you get to hell and slap your momma offa Satans cock and take her place.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (OlN4e)

202 Jihadi terrorists, but I repeat myself, tend to hide in the all encompassing black burqua to escape detection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2013 05:24 PM (QidfK)

203 154 I have to laugh at you all. Your impotence is adorable, your convictions are hilarious and your observations are ridiculous. I guess that's why you call yourself " 'rons " to beat everybody else to the punch.

Posted by: Jack Frost at January 15, 2013 05:16 PM (QOX/9)

--I get to sleep with a living woman, have a nice job and a sweet son.

Keep on keeping on from mommy's basement with your fuck doll and Obamabucks though.

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (StDOM)

204 Or was the commenter blocker thing just a joke? For some reason I thought someone had developed something?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (GrtrJ)

205 All lefty scum buckets are either cowards or bullies. Most of the time they are both.

Posted by: polynikes at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (m2CN7)

206 As I said earlier, if those kids are from DC public schools, they better be well searched for firearms. Those kids are probably better armed than the secret service!

And in local news:
http://tinyurl.com/ah32xwj
Brookline's brutal oppression of turkeys in their ancestral lands continues. Lizzy Warren unavailable for comment.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (KCvsd)

207 oops, thanks weft cut loop

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (GrtrJ)

208 Sorry, liberals. I don't give a rat's butt what your kiddies think about gun rights. And if you had any brains you wouldn't be shoving them in front of a camera on national tv.

*****

Because, when it comes to serious issues of life, death, and Constitutionally guaranteed freedoms, the opinions of Teh Childrenz we shall seek.

If his policies fail, will be blame the children?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (piMMO)

209 Barack doesn't seem to mind people with guns surrounding his kids.

http://tinyurl.com/c4tvcsv

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (81UWZ)

210
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Barack Hussein Obama.
He'll take the guns from the huns,
And fix school lunch, so we'll get the runs!
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Mmm, mmm, mmm at January 15, 2013 05:26 PM (yn6XZ)

211 The head of the NRA should give a rebuttal surrounded by kids who've gone through the gun safety program.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:26 PM (c2kdv)

212 That would be full automatic. Thank you.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 15, 2013 05:26 PM (qwK3S)

213 O/T-
Did anyone catch the former low info voter call Rush today? She said she is busy with kids, etc and watches the 10 o'clock local news. She heard about what happened in Benghazi, made sure she had that news on a 10, they spent 1 minute and 12 seconds on it. They said an American ambassador was killed along with three others, they always kill each other over there and then spent five minutes on puppies found on the side of the road!

Posted by: CarolT at January 15, 2013 05:27 PM (z4WKX)

214 Or was the commenter blocker thing just a joke? For some reason I thought someone had developed something?

It works well. I use it for Dunce#1-4. If the text that it inserts annoys you, you can edit the plugin and make it just be a blank comment.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (evdj2)

215 Tell the kiddies to stick around, how much more debt Zero is going to enslave them with is next on the legislative agenda.

Of course, that is why the gun thing is such a smokescreen.

Fuck you. War.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (tVTLU)

216 If his policies fail, will be blame the children?

Of course. He's blamed everyone else so far.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (GFM2b)

217 Seriously? Who believes for one second that any "kid" (elem. school level) has a first thought of writing the President?
Feh.

Posted by: Jess1 at January 15, 2013 04:50 PM (lbiWb)

Well, of course their Leftard teachers had to browbeat them into it as a class assignment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (673KB)

218 yaaay. And King Barky the 57th is obviously going for the cheap theatrics.

----

Cheap theatrics and obvious stunts (for teh chirrens) played over and over by the same kinds of people (progressives), for the same reasons for many decades (to steal freedom), all over the world......and our Honey Boo Boo nation will fall for it with eyes a'glazed.

I'd really like to say what I'm thinking about the burning intensity of hatred I have for this prick, but....

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (ATdet)

219 Looks like this nice chinese fellow's talking about gun control too:

http://tinyurl.com/bd2sf68

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (UgFxe)

220 220, all carrying guns

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (Ezq3m)

221 Jack Frost, I understand you are needed by your boyfriend Mikey Moore. He needs the dick cheese cleaned off his winkie. He can't actually see it, but the smell is getting too much for even that fat bag of maggot shit.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:29 PM (OlN4e)

222 Little boys +. Showers = delicious

Posted by: Jack Frost at January 15, 2013 05:29 PM (yxa5A)

223 and Nativist, he's on the list too, but I think that's all. Olaf, jon, clarence, and that other dweeb who's nic escapes me, and nativist.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 15, 2013 05:29 PM (evdj2)

224 Oh, and by the way, motherfuckers stop letting yourself be baited by someone whose only goal is to bait you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 15, 2013 05:29 PM (YZizW)

225 Jack Frost reads like the banned troll Clarence. Suggest tactical nuking.

Posted by: buzzion at January 15, 2013 05:29 PM (GULKT)

226 I hope half the kids carry (not have) the flu virus.

Posted by: seamrog at January 15, 2013 05:30 PM (s1frC)

227 Hahaha "this post has been eaten by rabid ewoks" awesome.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:30 PM (GrtrJ)

228 I love the "Rabid Ewok" app for Firefox but hate Firefox's default font. I'd like to put my vote in for an Android for Kindle version as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 15, 2013 05:31 PM (wbeNt)

229 Wonder how many poor children who the sleazy preezy took away their school vouchers have been killed or injured by gangs in D.C.public schools?

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 15, 2013 05:31 PM (lGu1O)

230

234
Oh, and by the way motherfuckers, stop letting yourself be baited by someone whose only goal is to bait you.

needs repetition.

Posted by: imp at January 15, 2013 05:32 PM (UaxA0)

231 I wote my letter with a gween cwayon to saved the planet.

Posted by: Wack Froth at January 15, 2013 05:32 PM (yn6XZ)

232 "136 You all know that every bit of this gun theater is simply propaganda aimed at young female voters. Single gals hate guns."

In New York and California maybe. But in places like Michigan there are plenty of women, including single women who hunt. That fraud Obama wouldn't have dared pull this phony shit of his before the election because a good share of democrats in places like Michigan would have voted against him.

The only good thing about this is that I can berate Michigan gun-loving democrats for being too stupid to see through him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:32 PM (c2kdv)

233 The kids are there so Biden has someone to play with.

Posted by: zsasz at January 15, 2013 05:32 PM (IyoLR)

234 Why don't you put them in charge!?!

Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at January 15, 2013 05:33 PM (y9MdB)

235 This little girl has gone two weeks without spending even one billion dollars!

Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2013 05:34 PM (evdj2)

236 After his gun control speech, they're all going out for fried dog:

http://tinyurl.com/b82cj7o

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2013 05:34 PM (UgFxe)

237 Jack is one of the JEFs male concubines who's upset cause he's been away dealing with gun toting clingers all day

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 15, 2013 05:35 PM (M1feW)

238 I love the "Rabid Ewok" app for Firefox but hate Firefox's default font. I'd like to put my vote in for an Android for Kindle version as well.

Crap. No app for Android.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2013 05:35 PM (GFM2b)

239 Don't worry frost. After they get done reeducating me they'll put me in charge of you. Well because I'm competent and you're useless without someone to tell you what to think.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 15, 2013 05:35 PM (0q2P7)

240 Do you ever have anything of substance to add? Or are you just the Scout Master with the creepy eyes and the too-tight pants and the over-friendly hands?Posted by: Jack Frost at January 15, 2013 05:32 PM (QOX/9) That shit must be tough for a Son to live with. You are talking about your Dad, right? You do know your Dad, right? The possibilities must be finite, a gang bang can only go on so long......

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:35 PM (OlN4e)

241 Sometimes, you have to say, to hell with Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies and call the thing what it is.

Posted by: shudder at January 15, 2013 05:37 PM (Xv7f/)

242 http://inconvenienthistory.com/archive/2010/volume_2/number_3/___s/hitler-children.jpg

Posted by: shudder at January 15, 2013 05:37 PM (Xv7f/)

243 This delightful fellow certainly wasn't stallin' on gun control:

http://tinyurl.com/453wxoe

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2013 05:37 PM (UgFxe)

244 "41 As I said before, the GOP should counter with their own pronouncement with a wall of thousands of school pics of Chicago vics since the JEF took office,"

Well, in fairness, most of the Chicago kids are probably black and low income.
Those Connecticut kids were white and well to do.
See the difference?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:37 PM (c2kdv)

245 You didn't build that bridge.

Posted by: 3 Billy Goats Gruff at January 15, 2013 05:37 PM (I88Jc)

246 Why, I AM having fun Jack. Mopping the floor with your flaccid ass is most enjoyable. I don't often get a chance to unleash the maddogg.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:39 PM (OlN4e)

247 "201 Doesn't the Taliban hide behind women and children? Or is that al-Qaeda?
Posted by: Fritz"

Happened in Mogadishu. The "Blackhawk Down" incident was rife with it. The soldiers had to protect themselves, while minimizing the killing of the women and children. It was very ugly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:39 PM (c2kdv)

248 His gun control speech must've been wunderbar!

http://tinyurl.com/3pauu79

Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2013 05:39 PM (UgFxe)

249 Posted by: Jack Frost at January 15, 2013 05:37 PM (QOX/9)

And we are having a bit of fun with you on a boring, rainy Tuesday.

Our faux anger makes your dick hard doesn't it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 15, 2013 05:40 PM (GsoHv)

250 This is just the beginning.

Posted by: Soona at January 15, 2013 05:40 PM (OSRET)

251 Ace we need some sweet, sweet guvamint research grant scratch.

Why do babies suffer from a suicidal attraction to assault mammae when very young?

Since we can't interview the babies and the left think they're barely human anyway, we must interview the bearers of the baby's desire.

Ms Parton to room 101 please...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2013 05:40 PM (LRFds)

252 The sad sack GOP should definitely talk about how the left has spent every penny those kids will make, and now wants to make sure they're disarmed like Armenians.
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It's no coincidence some lefties are starting to rediscover the Ottoman empire.... and it's not just because they finally wondered where that footrest got its name.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 15, 2013 05:41 PM (YZizW)

253 Happened in Mogadishu. The "Blackhawk Down" incident was rife with it. The soldiers had to protect themselves, while minimizing the killing of the women and children. It was very ugly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2013 05:39 PM (c2kdv)

--I vividly remember the passage from the book where a veteran of Mogadishu mentioned a gunman prostrate on the ground between a woman's legs with another person on each side as well. The Ranger was actually recalling it humorously because it was so absurd.

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2013 05:42 PM (StDOM)

254 Funny, but yesterday I was thinking how inappropriate all those kids singing those obama worship songs. I can't understand why leftards don't find it creepy, too.

Posted by: waldo at January 15, 2013 05:43 PM (H96hE)

255 212
Or was the commenter blocker thing just a joke? For some reason I thought someone had developed something?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 15, 2013 05:25 PM (GrtrJ

Commenter formerly known as "curious" (now, perhaps "Caustic") swore she had a top sekrit super dooper comment blocker to block those of us she disagreed with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2013 05:43 PM (UOM48)

256 Oh by the way. Also from 1991, something about school violence.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/01/school-violence-1991.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2013 05:44 PM (QidfK)

257 Jack! Jack! Don't go away yet, I'm just getting warmed up. I gotta whole lotta mo!

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:45 PM (OlN4e)

258 I'd really like to say what I'm thinking about the burning intensity of hatred I have for this prick, but....
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2013 05:28 PM (ATdet)

You don't have to, we all feel it!

Posted by: CarolT at January 15, 2013 05:47 PM (z4WKX)

259 Mommy and Daddy are conducting subversive activities that jeopardize the revolution, dear leader!

Posted by: Show & Tell at January 15, 2013 05:48 PM (I88Jc)

260 Don't you worry Lacky , you run along now, before you get hurt.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:48 PM (OlN4e)

261 Reason number 214 to IGNORE the effing trolls.

Trollbuster. Y'all turn out to have been shouting at nothing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 15, 2013 05:50 PM (YZizW)

262 We must be approaching lightspeed. The comments thread is contracting on its long axis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2013 05:51 PM (673KB)

263 Buh-bye, cellar troll!

Posted by: logprof at January 15, 2013 05:51 PM (StDOM)

264 Oh Lacky, you cut me deep! Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:51 PM (OlN4e)

265 And the troll gets nuked.

Honestly I don't really care for the disappearing of comments. I prefer editing them into gibberish and such. Much funnier and more likely to actually piss them off.

Posted by: buzzion at January 15, 2013 05:52 PM (GULKT)

266 Stay golden, pony boy!

Posted by: The Spirit of Comity at January 15, 2013 05:53 PM (I88Jc)

267 Lacky, Lacky, sucking Zero's dick is your thing.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:53 PM (OlN4e)

268 Anybody tell these kids yet that they are flat broke and their liberties are being stolen right in front of their eyes? I'm sure they would understand better than The Child King. Maybe a couple would run up and kick him in the shins.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2013 05:54 PM (wAQA5)

269 Heh. Troll tears. I love them so.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:55 PM (OlN4e)

270 See the last two minutes for the obama announcement on guns tomorrow..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idg8TNknvDU

Posted by: vikingsfan at January 15, 2013 05:56 PM (i9tfZ)

271 Jeeze, I can almost hear the sobs! Cry us a river Lacky.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:56 PM (OlN4e)

272 Leftards are masters of dynamic inaction. None of this kodak moment bullshit will move one atom of prevention. Not a nutrino. Fucking idiots.
Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:05 PM (OlN4e)

You think this latest gun control push is about 'prevention', as in, to prevent wanton acts of bloodshed? Please. This is about the Left disarming the gun-owning American public, that segment of the population which also happens to oppose its pernicious, authoritarian agenda on just about every conceivable issue.

From the perspective of the professional Left, we happily bitterly clinging few--the conservative subset of the otherwise go along and get along, moderate Republican Party--are the only obstacle standing in the way of Utopia, a progressive paradise where all outcomes are equal, all is sunshine and rainbows,and the pretty flowers pick themselves.

This isn't about the safety of children. This is about something else.

Posted by: troyriser at January 15, 2013 05:56 PM (vtiE6)

273
"This isn't about the safety of children. This is about something else. "

Of course, as always, it is about control. More control.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 05:58 PM (OlN4e)

274 Lacky, go tell Mama, quick. You can't let me get away with saying all those awful things to you. Why, It calls into question your manhood, or lack of same.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 06:00 PM (OlN4e)

275 Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 15, 2013 06:01 PM (OlN4e)

276 Dare I hope for a Jimmah-consulting-with-Amy backlash?

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 15, 2013 06:07 PM (8GA+4)

277 So, do we ask the kids how much of mommy or daddy's paycheck we should take for the government before they can buy food and shelter?

Why not? We've decided kids are making policy decisions...

I can't wait for the "0% tax rate to encourage buying more toys and candy" policy.

Posted by: gekkobear at January 15, 2013 06:28 PM (gAH5l)

278 Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined.

Posted by: Patrick Henry, Right-Wing Extremist at January 15, 2013 07:37 PM (z6z3v)

279 I heard they might have to postpone the announcement, so the kids could practice turning over their little placards in unison to reveal giant mosaics of our Most High Beautiful Leader...

Posted by: red speck at January 15, 2013 09:07 PM (9Xu0X)

280 Are they going to be in lab coats?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 15, 2013 10:40 PM (46pA5)

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