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| Not Sure What This IsPlease do not click "save as" if this is popping up every time you open Ace of Spades. ![]() RD found a tech site discussing the issue here. I see it and I'm using Firefox, what about you guys? We're not sure if it is malware or browser issue. Either way, don't click "save as". CommentsPosted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 08:02 PM (5s60v) 2
Yeah, I'm not sure what that is either. It looks like a little blue box with a question mark in it inside a bigger white box.
Posted by: L, elle at January 14, 2013 08:05 PM (0PiQ4) 3
I'm NOT getting it. FF 18.0
Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (QupBk) 4
I dunno. Looks like a recipe to disaster.
Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (JgkPs) 5
I'm using Windows Home 7, Firefox, not seeing it
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq) 6
I'm not getting it and I am using Chrome.
Posted by: Crashpanic at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (ejKAW) 7
I don't see it.
Posted by: S. Wonder at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (kWFP3) 8
Not seeing it here, also using FF 18.0
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (uhAkr) Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 08:06 PM (3Aqe5) 10
I am not sure what that is either but I can consult Mr Dewars and report back at the bottom of the 5th...
Posted by: Clemenza at January 14, 2013 08:07 PM (x59Gv) Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 08:07 PM (8sCoq) 12
It's a tax.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 14, 2013 08:07 PM (YkxkC) Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 14, 2013 08:08 PM (KZi9D) 14
May be you should consult Paul Kruman or Timmy geitner or Johnny corzine..
Posted by: Clemenza at January 14, 2013 08:08 PM (x59Gv) 15
Firefox for me. I question the timing.
Posted by: EROWMER at January 14, 2013 08:08 PM (kxlCQ) 16
Nood
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (jucos) Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (z9HTb) 18
Has everyone disabled javascript in the browser? DHS put up a notification about that. Check to see if you're on Version 7 update 11. If you are, there is a checkbox that wipes out javascript in all browsers. Bing it for more info.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (J79eW) 19
I've been getting it today. I use Opera. Just fyi
Posted by: DaMav at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (rT08W) 20
Using SeaMonkey 2.15 and not seeing that pop-up.
Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (z9HTb) 21
So, click on 'Save' is what you're telling us?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (FugV/) 22
What happens if you click "save as"?
Posted by: L, elle at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (0PiQ4) 23
Not showing up in Safari 5.1.7.
Posted by: Some Asshole at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (taaFO) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: weew at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (ElfHn) 26
Not showing up with Vince Foster.
Posted by: Clemenza at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (x59Gv) 27
Before I passed out in Mr. Clinton's Special Room, I'd never had a Pop-Up.
Posted by: Claire Daines at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (FugV/) 28
A little googling suggests that it's garbled html from a website. I'm betting it's coming in on the adserver since I have that blocked and am not seeing the message.
Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (QupBk) 29
I use Firefox with NoScript and I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (+tsoh) Posted by: knob at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (H1bc7) 31
It's a virus AND a floor wax.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (T0NGe) 32
Yep. using ff 8.01
I caught a plug in container. exe process during one of these things and that's a catch all plug in manager for when FF gets hit with a call for something that needs a plug in which it either doesn't have or the plug in has crashed. I ran a scan. No malware and it only happens on Ace so far. My guess? some outside link tries to drop a cookie or a file that it's not supposed because of a call from a normal process of the web page. Ace may not be able to find out who or what. w.streamcloud.com is the place to look. 709 bytes is small and may just be some image viewer or it's trying to show an image but there's no plug in to do so. I'm speculating out my ass here as I'm no guru. YMMV Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (3E2th) 33
Hey, you kids get away from that! Posted by: DPR VIII at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (Rh+tg) Posted by: Ben at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (xTHBC) Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (GEICT) 36
Has everyone disabled javascript in the browser? DHS put up a notification about that. Posted by: bonhomme That was Java, updated this weekend btw, not javascript. Two different animals. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (kdS6q) 37
Not showing up with Jimmy Hoffa.
Posted by: Clemenza at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (x59Gv) 38
I use Netscape, with Windows 3.11. If it happens to me, I'll just switch back to Compuserve.
Posted by: I can send text, over the internet! at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (5s60v) 39
I'm using Mosaic and have no problems.
Posted by: John Titor at January 14, 2013 08:12 PM (YkxkC) 40
I see it. FF 18.0
Posted by: bacadog at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (sLH8K) 41
falsely reporting noods is a serious offense (don't make me out to be the Major Burns of AoS) (yeah, I know what you're up to) Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (DlaLh) 42
I have a cookie blocker and ad blocker and this may be why it shows up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (3E2th) 43
Okay, so now I'm tempted to open up Firefox, reload the page a million times, and press "save as."
But no, I haven't seen anything in Chrome, Opera mini, or IE (computer, ipad, or work computer) on AoSHQ all day Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (azmhu) 44
That only shows up if you had a flu shot.
Posted by: Clemenza at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (x59Gv) 45
22 What happens if you click "save as"?
Posted by: L, elle at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (0PiQ4) It'll try to save the (unknown) file to your computer. This is a bad idea because the file could be malware. (but don't get too worried, you'd have to save it *and* run it to be affected) Basically hit "cancel" to close the dialog and ignore it. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (FzhYM) 46
12 It's a tax.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 14, 2013 08:07 PM (YkxkC) Okay, now *that's* funny. Also, sad. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (bxiXv) 47
Could have something to do with SKYNET
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (8sCoq) 48
Malwarebytes tells me it's blocking a possible malicious IP when I come here at home. I'm using Chrome.
Posted by: Mitchell at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (BvNzB) 49
Running FF18.0. I know nothing.
And @10, I'm at the bottom of the fifth presently, and it sucks. The wife will wonder what these empty bottles of "Glenlivet" are in the recycling bin, and our "green" town will fine me if they find glass in the trash. And I'm in a Red state. Imagine a Blue one. May have to start a glass smuggling operation. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (4Mv1T) 50
Pretty sure that's what Armstrong was shooting up.
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (tlhtD) 51
Darn it, I can't steal your identity if you don't click save as!!
Posted by: That Hacker Guy at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (uhftQ) 52
don't put your lips on it!
Posted by: DPR VIII at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (Rh+tg) 53
Has everyone disabled javascript in the browser? DHS put up a notification about that.
Posted by: bonhomme Java said they fixed it. Oh, and the DHS is full of shit, so I don't trust them anyways. If Kaspersky doesn't flag it, it didnt happen Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (azmhu) 54
Put me in the FF 18.0 column....not seeing it, no problems.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (X6akg) Posted by: Geraldo Rivera's Womb Broom at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (FugV/) 56
Hellz....I've spent the last hour combing the 'net trying to figure out what the heck this was. I'm running Firefox 18.0 and got it the first thing upon loading AoS. It's only happening on Ace and now, a couple other webites...but not all. I'm currently running scans and nothing is showing up. Yet. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (ATdet) 57
Popup Blocker catches stuff here occasionally. Of course I don't know what it is stopping.
Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (JgkPs) 58
Using Linux and Firefox 18.0 - don't see it.
Posted by: Here at January 14, 2013 08:15 PM (2rucj) 59
I haven't seen that one , but i did delete java off of my programs a few days ago.
i have firefox. Posted by: ette at January 14, 2013 08:16 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: Ben from Full Throttle at January 14, 2013 08:16 PM (Ba6aP) 61
I get none of these problems because I use lynx non-HTML web browser.
All text web surfing with none of the crap. Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 08:16 PM (zOP5o) 62
On a phone. Have no idea what it uses. It's an android if that helps. I never see that thingy.
Posted by: teej at January 14, 2013 08:16 PM (iW2D2) 63
I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: stevie wonder at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (8/bPb) 64
Not to be worryink, my friends. I have website you can download, and will fix, yes?
Posted by: Russian Guy in his мамочка's basemet at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (5s60v) Posted by: DPR VIII at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (Rh+tg) 66
It's a virus AND a floor wax.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (T0NGe) --------------------------------------------------------- AND a dessert topping! Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (jucos) 67
Sounds like that old SNL sketch.
What the h*ll is that? Posted by: That Hacker Guy at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (uhftQ) 68
It's only happening on Ace and now, a couple other webites...but not all. I'm currently running scans and nothing is showing up. Yet.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (ATdet) Uh oh. Conspiracy? Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (azmhu) 69
Safari
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (jE38p) 70
All text web surfing with none of the crap.
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 08:16 PM (zOP5o) Really? No pictures of...uh..ummm...kittehs. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (GEICT) 71
clearing the cache doesn't work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (3E2th) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (GsoHv) Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (zOP5o) Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (8sCoq) 75
Trust me, Man. Don't save the file.
Posted by: Tommy Chong at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (z9HTb) Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (AUeaU) 77
48 Malwarebytes tells me it's blocking a possible malicious IP when I come here at home. I'm using Chrome.
Posted by: Mitchell at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (BvNzB) Some of the "community rating" plugins that supposedly tell you if a site is safe by user voting have seen campaigns by DUmmies and KOSsacks to "down-twinkle" conservative sites as unsafe. Can't get away from assholes. They're everywhere. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (bxiXv) 78
"RD found a tech site discussing the issue here." They were discussing it in 2007! We don't even get bugs around here in a timely fashion. Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (X6akg) 79
Whatever it is, Do Not Want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (UOM48) Posted by: Sandra Bullock in the Net at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (AUeaU) 81
@72
Yes, click "save as," save it to your desktop, then keep clicking it until the naked pictures of lindsay lohan pop up. You really should read the posts, you're missing some great tricks. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (azmhu) 82
Basically hit "cancel" to close the dialog and ignore it. --------------- It's like Glenn Close. It won't be ignored. It comes back every time the page is refreshed. And any moron worth his or her salt knows REFRESH is a way of life here at the HQ. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2013 08:20 PM (ATdet) 83
Put me in the FF 18.0 column....not seeing it, no problems.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (X6akg) Damned 1%er. Always have to have the latest and the best! Posted by: 99%er running Explorer 4.0 at January 14, 2013 08:20 PM (GsoHv) 84
The former Marine rescued out of Mexico is coming up on O'Reilly.
Only reason to watch O'Reilly's show. Kid is going to tell his story. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:20 PM (UOM48) 85
What happens if you click "save as"?
You get the "Cannot End Sentence With Preposition" error. DON'T DO IT! It's horrible! Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 08:20 PM (T0NGe) Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (zOP5o) 87
chrome, no pop-ups/problems.
Posted by: obamuh at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (BuVA/) 88
I've learned that energy companies are afraid of us using a device that will produce free electricity. Ima dont think Ima gonna' go clicking on that ad.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (7zk6v) 89
Java said they fixed it. Oh, and the DHS is full of shit, so I don't
trust them anyways. If Kaspersky doesn't flag it, it didnt happen *** Why on earth would you let any random page run JavaScript? 90% of it is ad crap. 9% of it is malware. Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (AUeaU) 90
"81 @72
Yes, click "save as," save it to your desktop, then keep clicking it until the naked pictures of lindsay lohan pop up. You really should read the posts, you're missing some great tricks. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (azmhu) " CharlieBrown'sDildo? Never heard of him/it. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (nGO/U) 91
Not seeing it and all i run is Firefox
Posted by: nucelarjim at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (xqCYK) 92
@87
Yeah, Chrome really is great. I was a late adapter, I really like Opera & Firefox... but Chrome has been growing on me. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (azmhu) 93
Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (azmhu)
Apparently my sarcasm is invisible to everyone. There were more than 500 comments on my New Jersey's Famous barbecued shrimp and grits post, all of which pointed out how stupid i was for not knowing that grits was a Southern dish. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (GsoHv) 94
Not an issue on Chrome.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (piMMO) 95
I think it's the ghost of Lace Wigs
Posted by: Careful with that PopUp, Eugene! at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (5s60v) 96
Adblock+NoScript. I ZEEE NOZTHING! ------------ Lucky you. I have both running, too, but I'm being assaulted by tehmystery box anyway. Wah! Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (ATdet) 97
Click Me
Posted by: RESET at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (QKKT0) 98
I wondered why you said grits was a NJ original...
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (FsUAO) 99
@93
Being from CT I guess, I got the joke immediately. I thought it was clever. Didn't read all the words and all that though. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (azmhu) 100
Chrome here, never seen the popup.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (FsUAO) 101
It's *probably* a badly-written ad or a java-based ad affected by everyone shutting off java.
Less likely but possible a malware attack, also probably through an add. Even less likely, it's an intelligent alien virus trying to establish a foothold on our "internet," being delivered from a probe that has slept in deep space for aeons, waiting for us to progress this far. But probably one of those three. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (bxiXv) 102
I'm on IE9 accessing through an RSS feed -- dont see it.
Posted by: CheshireLion at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (zNDIM) 103
Put me in the FF 18.0 column....not seeing it, no problems.Posted by: Tami at January
****************** That's what you think. When you least expect it...........noods of Helen Thomas! Posted by: That Hacker Guy at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (uhftQ) 104
Java's messed up too. Dang Norks.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (BVkEs) 105
So I clicked ""Save", and seconds later, Kate Upton showed up at my front door in a wet half tee shirt, and Daisy dukes,delivering a pizza, and a 6 pack.
And she wants a back rub. True story Swearzies. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (jlngc) 106
Yes, click "save as," save it to your desktop, then keep clicking it until the naked pictures of lindsay lohan pop up.
*** Bah, you can just see them here; http://tinyurl.com/bnqohew Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (AUeaU) 107
I don't know if you all saw it and discussed it this weekend ( I was busy all weekend ) but Homeland Security put out a warning to deactivate Java because of a suspected security breach.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (jE38p) 108
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (FsUAO)
Sigh...... Is it possible that my wife is correct? I'm not as funny as I think I am? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (GsoHv) 109
I heard it's the lost Nadia Lockyer tapes.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (1FLBb) 110
I didn't become an AceofSpadesHQ Prime member to do your work for you there pal... figure it out for your damn self.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (237S+) 111
I don't see it at all on Mosaic 1.0.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (QKKT0) 112
all of which pointed out how stupid i was for not knowing that grits was a Southern dish.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (GsoHv) ============================= I think the southerners wanted to tweak you. We all knew if was sarcasm..... didn't we? Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (jucos) Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (azmhu) 114
Fire Fox 15.0 and not seeing it.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (tAoev) 115
Yeah, Chrome really is great. I was a late adapter, I really like Opera Firefox... but Chrome has been growing on me.
___ We are happy to have your support, and looking at your browsing history, it is a damn good thing you choose us! Don't worry, we won't selling your browsing history. Cheaply. Posted by: Google HQ at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (AUeaU) 116
>>>What happens if you click "save as"? You get a map to the secret location of Al Capon's Vault. Posted by: Geraldo Rivera's Womb Broom at January 14, 2013 08:14 PM (FugV/) Little known fact: Al Capon was a 20s era Chicago gangster who later achieved pop culture immortality as The Birdman of Alcatraz after he was incarcerated. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (KZuD1) 117
all of which pointed out how stupid i was for not knowing that grits was a Southern dish.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (GsoHv) ============================= I think the southerners wanted to tweak you. We all knew if was sarcasm..... didn't we? Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (jucos) I'm going back to Parris Island this summer just for the grits Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (jE38p) 118
Yeah, Chrome really is great. I was a late adapter, I really like Opera & Firefox... but Chrome has been growing on me.
(a) I can put TweetDeck on it as an app (and a dessert topping). (b) AoSHQ has no toolbar on the posting window. In particular that means if I cut and paste into the posting window, there is no HTML formatting that comes along for the ride. Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (T0NGe) 119
"Has everyone disabled javascript in the browser? DHS put up a notification about that."
Java, not Javascript. Two very different animals. Am running Flashblock under Firefox. Requires explicit prior user authorization before it allows any Flash or Java applet to launch. Reduces vulnerability to security holes like the ones just found in Java. And also reduces annoyance from autoplay Flash inserts. Not that that ever happens (cough). Blocking Javascript can be prudent too. A different Firefox extension, NoScript, will help you out with that. However, setting that to exclude all unknown Javascript does very shortly become tedious. Javascript is the kudzu of the Internet; it's freaking everywhere, multiple different scripts on every page no matter how basic, and if you have to explicitly authorize every last piece of it... your head asplode. BUT, it's good security practice despite the tedium. Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (gqT4g) 120
108 Wives always think that, because they're not funny.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (MPjT8) Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (aZ6ew) 122
Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (azmhu)
Well, you're a Northerner, so you have the advantage of knowing how to read. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (GsoHv) 123
Deus Ex Machina
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (3E2th) 124
Don't worry, we won't selling your browsing history. Cheaply.
Posted by: Google HQ at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (AUeaU) Well, DHS has it too. I'm more comfortable with Google having it to sell me shit then I am with the DHS having it to... whatever it is they do. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (azmhu) 125
There were more than 500 comments on my New Jersey's
Famous barbecued shrimp and grits post, all of which pointed out how stupid i was for not knowing that grits was a Southern dish. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (GsoHv) a southern dish?i thought it was wall spackle Posted by: ette at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (nqBYe) 126
"108 Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 08:22 PM (FsUAO)
Sigh...... Is it possible that my wife is correct? I'm not as funny as I think I am? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (GsoHv) " Depends. How funny do you think you are? :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (nGO/U) Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (YYNSl) 128
Maybe it's Jason trying to deliver my CDKeys? Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (FugV/) 129
Is it possible that my wife is correct?
I'm not as funny as I think I am? No, listen to your mom on that one. Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (T0NGe) 130
Well, you're a Northerner, so you have the advantage of knowing how to read.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:26 PM (GsoHv) Not as well as you'd think. I'm more of a pictures kind of guy. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (azmhu) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (FugV/) 132
I thought grits were a part of that waitress named Flo.
Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (uhftQ) 133
i see a certificate identity verification failure. Safari 4.1.3 on OS 10.4.11
I know, it's antiquated. Upgrade planned for this quarter. Posted by: Fox2! at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (1Qpmy) 134
I'm going back to Parris Island this summer just for the grits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (jE38p) Damn. In the mess or in town? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (GsoHv) 135
"113 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:23 PM (GsoHv)
I'd say it's probable. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (azmhu)" Don't probe him, bro. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (nGO/U) 136
Chrome, got it every time I went to AoSHQ for like an hour.
Posted by: Billy bob at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (UBAd2) 137
I'm not saying what it is, that should be kept private.
Posted by: jodie foster at January 14, 2013 08:29 PM (8/bPb) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:29 PM (GsoHv) 139
It's safe to click "save as" when the pop-up pops-up.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (84b7V) 140
Little known fact: Al Capon was a 20s era Chicago gangster who later
achieved pop culture immortality as The Birdman of Alcatraz after he was incarcerated. === And Alcatraz was actually named after Al Capone, whose maiden name was Catraz when he married John Dillinger. Posted by: CraigPoe at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (BVkEs) 141
Don't probe him, bro.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (nGO/U) Anal probes. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:29 PM (GsoHv) I see what you mean! Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (azmhu) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (FugV/) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (GsoHv) 144
>>>I'm not as funny as I think I am? If Every man principally relied upon his wife to judge the quality of his humorous banter, men would never tell jokes again. Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (0q2P7) 145
Damn. In the mess or in town?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (GsoHv) town- Mess? Shit I don;'t even know where the mess is down there. Well yeah I do, but I have never been in it Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (jE38p) 146
"clearing the cache doesn't work."
It never did. That's a computer science version of a placebo. So are virus scans and hard drive defragging. My son (soon to be CS) says they still laugh about it in CS departments across the country. Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (Bb3sc) 147
>>What happens if you click "save as"?
London Boys Vid. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (FugV/) it says octet, so perhaps you get many women with many kids? Posted by: ette at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (nqBYe) 148
I thought that said ocelot and fuck yeah I want an ocelot.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (Gk3SS) 149
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I'm going back to Parris Island this summer just for the grits Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (jE38p Fuck that. You've an open invite to my house and I'll make you shrimp and grits you'd smack your granny for. We're an hour away (shorter with the boat). Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM48) 150
Women hate Monty Python proving they have a poor sense of humor.
(ok, maybe not proof) Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (uhftQ) 151
"141 Don't probe him, bro.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (nGO/U) Anal probes. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:29 PM (GsoHv) I see what you mean! Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (azmhu) " I bet you do. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (nGO/U) 152
Not seeing anything here, Win 7 Ultimate (64-bit) IE9. Kid is going to tell his story. With O'Really interrupting every sentence? Hardly. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 14, 2013 08:32 PM (yiIja) Posted by: Nadia Sulemoan at January 14, 2013 08:32 PM (FugV/) 154
FWIW
If you reload from the front page, it shows. If you reload from a comments section by clicking the back button, it doesn't. It doesn't show in the comments whenever I reload. It's linked from the main page. (ace.mu.nu) I assume it's in the index.html though not explicit, most websites default to that for the initial page if none is named. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:32 PM (3E2th) 155
Fuck that. You've an open invite to my house and I'll make you shrimp and grits you'd smack your granny for.
We're an hour away (shorter with the boat). Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (UOM4 Just might take you up on that one. We'll be in touch Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (jE38p) 156
SR Iron. Haven't seen shit.
For those of you not in the know, it's Chrome with all the evil Google tracking shit stripped out of the browser. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (KZuD1) 157
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I don't see it at all on Mosaic 1.0. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (QKKT0) Ditto for Quantum link. Also, for those poo-pooing the latest Java vulnerability, I've read over the summary and it does sound nasty. http://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/625617 I hate Java as a programming language and runtime environment. But, a brothah's gotta eat. Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm (still on the road) at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (NiXPz) 158
Paris Island galley's BBQ Shrimp and Grits sucks. Avoid it.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (84b7V) 159
So are virus scans and hard drive defragging. My son (soon to be CS) says they still laugh about it in CS departments across the country.
Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (Bb3sc) I work in IT. Everyone uses Anti-Virus's and webfilters. Otherwise your dumbass employees would crash your network with malware and viruses downloaded from porn sites in a matter of hours. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (azmhu) Posted by: Archer at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (FugV/) 161
And Alcatraz was actually named after Al Capone, whose maiden name was Catraz when he married John Dillinger.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 14, 2013 08:30 PM (BVkEs) ------------------------------------------------------ And the Island of Alcatraz was most ably played by Brian Dennehy in "Escape from Alcatraz" (1979). Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 08:34 PM (jucos) 162
148 I thought that said ocelot and fuck yeah I want an ocelot.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (Gk3SS) http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/baby%20ocelot Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:34 PM (bxiXv) 163
With O'Really interrupting every sentence? Hardly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 14, 2013 08:32 PM (yiIja) Yeah, O'Reilly will probably find something to disagree with the guy about then yell over him about for the whole segment. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:35 PM (azmhu) 164
Oh, I wish I was an ocelot
They like to run and jump a lot They never care about what they've got I wish I was an ocelot Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:35 PM (uhftQ) Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 08:35 PM (Fely/) 166
well, clearing the cache will cure some problems.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:35 PM (3E2th) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 08:36 PM (kdS6q) 168
@ 159
So that's where Iwent wrong that one time... Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:36 PM (Bb3sc) Posted by: History Eraser Button at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (KZuD1) 170
On firefox here and haven't got it.
Posted by: booger at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (HI6wa) 171
Fire Fox 15.0 and not seeing it.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (tAoev) What are you running, OS/2? Posted by: Here at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (2rucj) 172
@168 common mistake.
Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (azmhu) 173
"159 So are virus scans and hard drive defragging. My son (soon to be CS) says they still laugh about it in CS departments across the country.
Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (Bb3sc) I work in IT. Everyone uses Anti-Virus's and webfilters. Otherwise your dumbass employees would crash your network with malware and viruses downloaded from porn sites in a matter of hours. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (azmhu) " Clearing the cache, virus scans, and hard-drive defragging are hardly what CS is about anyway. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (nGO/U) 174
Baaaaby ocelot!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 14, 2013 08:38 PM (Gk3SS) 175
24 LDC,
I'm using Nightly from Mozilla the test bed for their 64 bit. Nothing either with adblock plus. I'm betting it's an aggressive installer. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:38 PM (LRFds) 176
I'm betting it's an aggressive installer.
Posted by: sven10077 ----------------------- There's a George Michaels joke in there somewhere... Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (uhftQ) 177
Fucking nuts. All-of-you.
Posted by: Winston at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (/RKmO) 178
Clearing the cache, virus scans, and hard-drive defragging Dood, you're gonna go blind if you keep doing that. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (KZuD1) 179
Assad and family said to be living on a warshipMistrust of security detail and fear of opposition siege in Damascus lead the Syrian president and his inner circle to sea, al-Watan reports
This guy isn't half the man his father was. What a wuss Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (jE38p) 180
Not aggressive enough if it allows a cancel.
I'd be more worried if the choices were fewer or more iffy. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (3E2th) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (LRFds) 182
i.e., I was being a smartass. And does everybody on here use some sort of weirded-out techno-geek interwebs access system? People talking about shit that sounds made up. "I'm not seeing it, and I'm running DL Hammertime v2.9a with the Strabismus mod."
Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (Bb3sc) 183
Clearing the cache, virus scans, and hard-drive defragging are hardly what CS is about anyway.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (nGO/U) Yeah, the CS majors I know didn't know enough about any one subject to be very useful. But I also worked with a bunch of idiots. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (azmhu) 184
ace is just trying to cache his surplus pron on our hard drives.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (YYNSl) 185
"178
Clearing the cache, virus scans, and hard-drive defragging Dood, you're gonna go blind if you keep doing that. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (KZuD1) " Not if you're doing it right. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (nGO/U) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (LRFds) 187
about my guess as well it is likley a malformed legitimate pop up
Posted by: sven10077 ------------------------- They prefer to be called Formation Challenged Pop-Ups thank you very much. Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (uhftQ) 188
Even less likely, it's an intelligent alien virus trying to establish a
foothold on our "internet," being delivered from a probe that has slept in deep space for aeons, waiting for us to progress this far. That's what i've been tryin' to tell people and they just won't listen! Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (HI6wa) 189
101: that's exactly what it is. I went ahead and saved it and opened the file in a text editor. Its an HTML snippet that looks like its trying to embed a flash object in the page. Probably some ad trying to auto-play an annoying sound file.
Or its trying to pretend to be that but its in fact an exploit targeting a Flash security hole and do something malicious. Either way: incompetence. And likely coming out of one of the ads. Posted by: a feral duck at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (H/RVh) 190
I think it's high-larious that Firefox is up to version 18 now, and apparently still has 11+ year-old bugs in it.
How is that rapid dev cycle working out? Unfortunately, all the other browsers suck too. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (bxiXv) 191
Imma just download the tip, I promise
Posted by: Mal Ware at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (KZi9D) 192
THAT'S why the Rsskies are sending ships. They're running screen for "the forehead".
Ol' Assad looks like a balloon head with one of those hipster douchebag moustaches. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (3E2th) 193
Even less likely, it's an intelligent alien virus trying to establish a
foothold on our "internet," being delivered from a probe that has slept in deep space for aeons, waiting for us to progress this far. Hey where's Tom Cruise? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:42 PM (jE38p) 194
The strabismus mod wouldn't compile in debug mode SO the stack heap went into dump mode.
Posted by: Winston at January 14, 2013 08:42 PM (/RKmO) 195
This guy isn't half the man his father was. What a wuss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (jE38p) Won't floating around the ocean in a boat be convenient when the chinese and russian navy swings through? I hear they've been floating in that direction lately. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:42 PM (azmhu) 196
So can we get a better picture of the ginger with the green top? There's a furball covering her boobehs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 08:42 PM (KZuD1) 197
For F*cksakes, I guess -7 wasn't cold enough this am on the way to work. Tonight? -11. Brutal shit. Texas is looking better all the time.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2013 08:43 PM (PyxzI) 198
That's what i've been tryin' to tell people and they just won't listen!
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (HI6wa) You big-haired bandwagon-jumping hack! Posted by: J. Allen Hynek at January 14, 2013 08:43 PM (bxiXv) 199
165 soothsayer,
so you're saying it is like watching Andropov's Politburo vids from the 80s then? Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:43 PM (LRFds) 200
Joshua! What are you doing?
Posted by: Professor Falken at January 14, 2013 08:43 PM (0pcT0) 201
"183 Clearing the cache, virus scans, and hard-drive defragging are hardly what CS is about anyway.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (nGO/U) Yeah, the CS majors I know didn't know enough about any one subject to be very useful. But I also worked with a bunch of idiots. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (azmhu) " Well, if they're CS majors and they ended up as sysadmins... Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (nGO/U) 202
I am using cocoon (which is so very, very, very much worth $2.99 a month) with Firefox so I don't know what you're talking about.
getcocoon DOT com Posted by: CozMark at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (gYPAF) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (LRFds) 204
Fire Fox 15.0 and not seeing it. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 14, 2013 08:24 PM (tAoev) What are you running, OS/2? Windows XP Home SP3 on a Sony Vaio laptop, circa 2003. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (tAoev) 205
Won't floating around the ocean in a boat be convenient when the chinese and russian navy swings through? I hear they've been floating in that direction lately.
Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:42 PM (azmhu) Yeah. Actually the Russian Navy is surrounding that Chip. Guarding him. He is at this point not much more than a Russian Puppet. And there is an article that obama is gonna make a push to "reset" that Russian button. I am sure by being more flexible? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:45 PM (jE38p) Posted by: Gran at January 14, 2013 08:45 PM (0pcT0) 207
THAT'S why the Rsskies are sending ships. They're running screen for "the forehead".
You'd think that the Russkies would send him some surplus chin. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 08:46 PM (KZuD1) 208
Windows XP Home SP3 on a Sony Vaio laptop, circa 2003.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (tAoev) Sorry, that was just the Mountain Dew talking. Posted by: Here at January 14, 2013 08:46 PM (2rucj) 209
Well, if they're CS majors and they ended up as sysadmins...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (nGO/U) I work for a company that sells technology, I used to do implementation / installations, now I'm in technical sales. So I worked with everyone from software designers to every kind of "specialist" you can imagine. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:46 PM (azmhu) 210
Andropov Politburo Vids?
We got the Bear Family Boxed Set, Director's Cut, with Commentary and Deleted Scenes. Transcripts on .pdf. Signed by the Original Cast 25th Anniversary Commemorative versions. Posted by: The Progressives at January 14, 2013 08:46 PM (KZi9D) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (LRFds) 212
Mero:
When they started that upgrade o' the month crap I disabled my auto upgrade. especially after reading about some bad stuff happening to those who didn't and got settings wiped and plugins zapped. Now, I just upgrade when I get enough complaints from the machine that it can't do this or that or my plugins won't work or I want a new one that won't work for my current. I'm only up to 8.1 and I'm doing just fine. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (3E2th) 213
174 Baaaaby ocelot!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 14, 2013 08:38 PM (Gk3SS) http://youtu.be/fdW_bKkmQVo Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (bxiXv) 214
And there is an article that obama is gonna make a push to "reset" that Russian button. I am sure by being more flexible?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:45 PM (jE38p) Interesting times we live in. We're arming the islamic rebels, the russians are arming and protecting the nutjob dictator. Good times, good times. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (azmhu) 215
210 The Progressives,
I think there is a definite insurgent EBAY sale to be made there.... let's call Putin and get the archives on it. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:48 PM (LRFds) 216
"209 Well, if they're CS majors and they ended up as sysadmins...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:44 PM (nGO/U) I work for a company that sells technology, I used to do implementation / installations, now I'm in technical sales. So I worked with everyone from software designers to every kind of "specialist" you can imagine. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:46 PM (azmhu) " Well, if they're hiring idiots... Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:48 PM (nGO/U) 217
I use Firefox and I don't have anything popping up.
Posted by: JohnJ at January 14, 2013 08:48 PM (Tt6ky) 218
Sven-
It had excellent voice synthesis too -- although it sounded an awful lot like Nurse Chapel. For some reason. Posted by: Gran at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (0pcT0) 219
I reccomend that everyone switch over to irix 6.5 on an sgi indigo run a vm of next step then when in that vm, vim from inside that vm to FreeBSD 3.4.5-12.2 running a shell script that runs a Kornshell of lynx with mime protocols turned off.
That should do it. Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (zOP5o) 220
Well, if they're hiring idiots...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:48 PM (nGO/U) Yeah, how do you think I got the job? Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (azmhu) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (LRFds) 222
Windows XP Home SP3 on a Sony Vaio laptop, circa 2003.
I have a dell laptop from '04 that had XP on it and i'm here to tell you, make the switch to Ubuntu or Linux Mint and you'll be much, much happier. They're so much like Windows now that you'll get used to the few differences that are there in just a few hours. Posted by: booger at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (HI6wa) 223
@217
Try Viagra. Or surf the web for pr0n (with no virus protection, mind you). Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (Bb3sc) 224
Since politics turned vicious I have held the suspicion that ads being served up on political blogs have suspect code embedded that does mysterious things.
But then I do suffer from paranoia, so there's that. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (HVsXa) 225
Thanks Ace - I just lost a whole rack of vacuum tubes thanks to your little "octet stream".
Posted by: UNIVAC Operator at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (0pcT0) Posted by: The Progressives at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (KZi9D) 227
"220 Well, if they're hiring idiots...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:48 PM (nGO/U) Yeah, how do you think I got the job? Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (azmhu) " Well, that's pretty much a checkmate. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (nGO/U) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (LRFds) 229
FF also with no popups.
Posted by: trainer @ Home at January 14, 2013 08:52 PM (1QEkm) 230
I reccomend that everyone switch over to irix 6.5 on an sgi indigo run a vm of next step then when in that vm, vim from inside that vm to FreeBSD 3.4.5-12.2 running a shell script that runs a Kornshell of lynx with mime protocols turned off.
Was that english? Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 14, 2013 08:52 PM (YYNSl) 231
That should do it.
Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (zOP5o) i don't 'do' greek. Posted by: ette at January 14, 2013 08:52 PM (nqBYe) 232
Off, Progressive Sock!
Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 14, 2013 08:52 PM (KZi9D) Posted by: CraigPoe at January 14, 2013 08:52 PM (BVkEs) 234
This guy isn't half the man his father was. What a wuss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:39 PM (jE38p) Yup. Dad would have fired up the chemical weapons and carpet bombing about three days into the protests. There would be 500,000 dead Syrians by now. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (GsoHv) 235
We should get a round robin Star trek RPG game fgoing one night.
I'll be Spork Spock's less able IT department cousin madly in love with Green chick #9 Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (LRFds) 236
Just might take you up on that one. We'll be in touch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (jE38p Don't go to that stupid g-mail account I set up. Let me know how to reach you. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (UOM48) 237
NoScript
Posted by: Gerry at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (t0VDn) 238
When they started that upgrade o' the month crap I disabled my auto upgrade.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (3E2th) When they did that I realized they almost never actually fixed anything, so I switched. Now I have a browser that pretty much sucks the same way all the time, not a new and exciting way every four months. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 08:54 PM (bxiXv) 239
mime protocols turned off.
Was that english? Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 14, 2013 08:52 PM (YYNSl) All he is saying is to avoid the French; probably because they smell. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:54 PM (GsoHv) 240
There would be 500,000 dead Syrians by now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (GsoHv) Well it's a good thing I'm not Syrian, I guess. But honestly, why do we care if Assad falls? It's not like he was a great guy to work with to begin with. The caliphate islamic types will destroy themselves with constant in-fighting like they've been doing for thousands of years. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:55 PM (azmhu) 241
"But then I do suffer from paranoia, so there's that."
Nah, you're just on an integrity kick. The effects are very similar (and both are eerily similar to the effects of orange microdot...). Posted by: Crimso at January 14, 2013 08:55 PM (Bb3sc) 242
"240 There would be 500,000 dead Syrians by now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (GsoHv) Well it's a good thing I'm not Syrian, I guess. But honestly, why do we care if Assad falls? It's not like he was a great guy to work with to begin with. The caliphate islamic types will destroy themselves with constant in-fighting like they've been doing for thousands of years. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 08:55 PM (azmhu) " We don't. (Except for the Christians who will get slaughtered.) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (nGO/U) 243
240 Timin203,
The thing is that to get to the Caliphate will take some unity, and I am leery of gambling coasts on the speed of the king of the sand dune games defanging them. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds) 244
242 MUMR,
You think Barry is worried about the Copts, or the Jews? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say barry worries less about the Christians in the ME than I spend worrying about hurting Chris Matthews' mangina. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds) 245
Until a NAME company with decent tech support supplies a distro that has been THOROUGHLY researched and test run on different machines, you can keep your Linux.
I'm no certainly not a luddite and not without a modicum of computer savvy but linux distros have not been very good to me. it has been over 10 years but the experience left me with such a disdain for open source as far as OS's go. applications; no problem but having the basic core and raison d'etre of the machine be from unknown sources of unknown quality and planning just smacks of "hobbyism" and "elitism". I'll get an Apple before I load another Linux. And don't bother trying to sell me on it. Too many baaaaaadddd experiences. I'd need a psychotherapist to ever put one on a machine. (I may buy a machine that has it preinstalled but I'd always be waiting for the crash. sorta of like pre win xp days.) Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 08:58 PM (3E2th) 246
using Firefox 18 and NoScript. haven't seen the popup.
Posted by: dissent555 at January 14, 2013 08:59 PM (yR6A1) 247
"244 242 MUMR,
You think Barry is worried about the Copts, or the Jews? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say barry worries less about the Christians in the ME than I spend worrying about hurting Chris Matthews' mangina. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:58 PM (LRFds) " No. I was using we in a way which does not include Obama. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:59 PM (nGO/U) 248
I have a dell laptop from '04 that had XP on it and i'm here to tell
you, make the switch to Ubuntu or Linux Mint and you'll be much, much happier. They're so much like Windows now that you'll get used to the few differences that are there in just a few hours. Posted by: booger at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (HI6wa) urs. The Vaio runs just fine. I have my video editing software on this machine, which has Fire Wire ports as well as a DVD burner when I'm done editing. It has a 2.6 gig P4 processor with 2 gig ram, so XP runs well. At work (a major market TV station) we still run XP on most of our computers, including graphics, weather and camera robotics and microwave control. I've reinstalled XP once in the nearly 10 years I've had this machine. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. ;-) Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 14, 2013 08:59 PM (tAoev) 249
247 MUMR,
ah duly noted then....for now. I think we're within six months of King Putt's "I am the state" moment. Want to lay a 100 webbuck bet? Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (LRFds) 250
(Except for the Christians who will get slaughtered.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (nGO/U) I think that's been happening regardless. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (azmhu) 251
(Except for the Christians who will get slaughtered.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (nGO/U) Fuck 'em. They didn't vote for me. Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (GsoHv) 252
We are happy to have your support, and looking at your browsing history, it is a damn good thing you choose us!
Don't worry, we won't selling your browsing history. Cheaply. **** I hate Google but have finally caved to Chrome and really like it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (piMMO) 253
"249 247 MUMR,
ah duly noted then....for now. I think we're within six months of King Putt's "I am the state" moment. Want to lay a 100 webbuck bet? Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (LRFds) " Obama's already God... Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:02 PM (nGO/U) Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:03 PM (LRFds) 255
I am leery of gambling coasts on the speed of the king of the sand dune games defanging them.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds) yeah, well, they haven't figured out who will run this caliphate yet. The Turks will think they have claim to it, the Iranians will see themselves as the true leaders, and the Egyptians (who don't like the persians or the turks) will want to lead. Plus all of the stupid power struggles. Let Africa and the middle east fall, I don't see how what we have now is any better then them infighting. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:03 PM (azmhu) 256
"250 (Except for the Christians who will get slaughtered.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (nGO/U) I think that's been happening regardless. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (azmhu) " Nothing's equal. But a lot of things are bad. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:04 PM (nGO/U) 257
253 MUMR,
Yes but were we to ask him he has been hiding his light under a bushel.... I wonder if the inaugural will have showtunes and barry as the artist formerly known as Prince singing a funk version of "I gotta be ME, it's all about ME!" Look you don't get to 2800 posts being shy or not at all an egomaniac.... I could be tutored by jugears for 1000 years and not have half his ego. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds) 258
"255 I am leery of gambling coasts on the speed of the king of the sand dune games defanging them.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 08:57 PM (LRFds) yeah, well, they haven't figured out who will run this caliphate yet. The Turks will think they have claim to it, the Iranians will see themselves as the true leaders, and the Egyptians (who don't like the persians or the turks) will want to lead. Plus all of the stupid power struggles. Let Africa and the middle east fall, I don't see how what we have now is any better then them infighting. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:03 PM (azmhu) " The Arabs. Including the Egyptians. The Ikwan. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:06 PM (nGO/U) 259
Nothing's equal. But a lot of things are bad.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:04 PM (nGO/U) I just don't feel any loyalty to the leaders or people of the middle east who constantly back stab us, fund terrorism world wide, and actively seek to destroy us. I don't think they can succeed, but they're a huge nuisance that frankly I'm sick of dealing with. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:06 PM (azmhu) 260
"257 253 MUMR,
Yes but were we to ask him he has been hiding his light under a bushel.... I wonder if the inaugural will have showtunes and barry as the artist formerly known as Prince singing a funk version of "I gotta be ME, it's all about ME!" Look you don't get to 2800 posts being shy or not at all an egomaniac.... I could be tutored by jugears for 1000 years and not have half his ego. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:05 PM (LRFds) " It's Raining Men. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (nGO/U) 261
255 Timin 203,
If you will allow us to arm the Christians and ease US Churches hiring mercenaries to keep my fellow people of faith from being the blood sacrifice I am game. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (LRFds) 262
The Arabs. Including the Egyptians. The Ikwan.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:06 PM (nGO/U) whatever, then we'll let the british deal with their old colonies as soon as they figure out a way to get their cargo plane off the runway. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (azmhu) 263
260 MUMR, the original or the cover by Barry O and the reggies?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (LRFds) 264
"259 Nothing's equal. But a lot of things are bad.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:04 PM (nGO/U) I just don't feel any loyalty to the leaders or people of the middle east who constantly back stab us, fund terrorism world wide, and actively seek to destroy us. I don't think they can succeed, but they're a huge nuisance that frankly I'm sick of dealing with. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:06 PM (azmhu) " Middle-Eastern Christians? Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (nGO/U) 265
If you will allow us to arm the Christians and ease US Churches hiring mercenaries to keep my fellow people of faith from being the blood sacrifice I am game.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (LRFds) Ohh... Uh, I guess I don't have a problem with that. Anyone else have any thoughts? Also... ease? Are there christian hitmen already roaming around I don't know about, just under a lot of restrictions? Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (azmhu) 266
Ah, Chrome. Another application from hell.
I tried it, it wouldn't load sites, wouldn't let me change things I wanted to change. (more so than even IE) At the time IE was a BETTER EXPERIENCE. Unloaded it and never went back. there's not enough time in a lifetime to sit in front of a machine banging your head on the desk because it wont work or works weird or trashes what your doing and won't admit it's wrong. (IT that is) I blame Object Oriented Programming. Too many can't understand the concept, don't execute it properly and don't manage the development well. Because it takes a higher order of thinking and one has to think in a manner different than the mind's usual perception. Maybe in another generation. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (3E2th) 267
"262 The Arabs. Including the Egyptians. The Ikwan.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:06 PM (nGO/U) whatever, then we'll let the british deal with their old colonies as soon as they figure out a way to get their cargo plane off the runway. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (azmhu) " Their cargo plane and their culture. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:09 PM (nGO/U) 268
"263 260 MUMR, the original or the cover by Barry O and the reggies?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (LRFds) " The cover. It's just so much more fahbulous. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:10 PM (nGO/U) 269
I'm using the latest version of Opera for Windows and I ain't getting any pop-ups.
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 09:10 PM (Vk2pI) 270
Middle-Eastern Christians?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (nGO/U) Just people in the middle east in general. I'm not against letting the christians come here as refugees if they're willing to become americans and assimilate and whatnot. But they're a tiny minority in the middle east at this point, tragic as that may be, and I'm not prepared to launch an all out crusades against the billion muslims that surround the christians. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:10 PM (azmhu) 271
to get their cargo plane off the runway.
Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (azmhu) I've seen a bunch of snark about this. IT'S OUR TECH! That's a C17. That's OUR plane. WE sold it to them. So snarking about the failure doesn't reflect on them, it reflects on US. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 09:12 PM (3E2th) 272
"270 Middle-Eastern Christians?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (nGO/U) Just people in the middle east in general. I'm not against letting the christians come here as refugees if they're willing to become americans and assimilate and whatnot. But they're a tiny minority in the middle east at this point, tragic as that may be, and I'm not prepared to launch an all out crusades against the billion muslims that surround the christians. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:10 PM (azmhu) " There aren't a billion Muslims in the Middle East either way. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:12 PM (nGO/U) 273
"271 to get their cargo plane off the runway.
Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:07 PM (azmhu) I've seen a bunch of snark about this. IT'S OUR TECH! That's a C17. That's OUR plane. WE sold it to them. So snarking about the failure doesn't reflect on them, it reflects on US. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 09:12 PM (3E2th) " Well, who maintains it? Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:12 PM (nGO/U) 274
There aren't a billion Muslims in the Middle East either way.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 09:12 PM (nGO/U) So you think we should go to war with the entire middle east (and probably parts of north africa, if we're being honest) to protect a handful of christians? Our incompetent government? Who can't even beat illiterate goat herders? And is also 16 + Trillion in debt? Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:15 PM (azmhu) 275
I agree about the maintenance, maybe.
Still. It's our design, it doesn't reflect that badly on them as it might seem. Just like these fuel leaks and such for the Dream Jet. It may be a maintenance problem but it's still a problem for the designer. They're responsible for possible making it difficult to do the correct maintenance or their guidelines on what to do are wrong. Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 09:15 PM (3E2th) 276
So snarking about the failure doesn't reflect on them, it reflects on US.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 09:12 PM (3E2th) Uh, our cargo planes (and we have many more than two to lend out if we wanted to) seem to fly when they're supposed to. The fact that the British have to buy our technology then cannot maintain it properly is worse then their own technology breaking. Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:16 PM (azmhu) 277
What's causing this is either a browser or a server error related to the SoundCloud embedded sound clip at http://minx.cc/?post=336508. (The sound clip is discussing the Kerbal Space Program game.) Pull the sound clip from that post and the popup messages should disappear.
Posted by: Crazy Eddie at January 14, 2013 09:20 PM (lAMTG) 278
this is only on the home page, it auto downloads a file named player in Safari 6 on Mac 10.8. the first 2 downloads were stopped for some reason, it seems to come from an ad and completes download now - 9:23 pm
Posted by: Acme at January 14, 2013 09:23 PM (+syZz) 279
I'm on FF and don't see it.
Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at January 14, 2013 09:26 PM (a0o+l) 280
Java said they fixed it. Oh, and the DHS is full of shit, so I don't trust them anyways. If Kaspersky doesn't flag it, it didnt happen
Kaspersky did flag it. In a report, Kaspersky Lab, a Russian antivirus company, said that half of all cyberattacks last year were caused by Oracle’s Java software. This is like the fourth. time this vulnerability has appeared and been incorporated into exploit kits. First becuase Oracle refused to fix it. Then when they got pressure to they have assed it and made it worse (J7U9), then they fixed that fix with J7U10 and screwed it up to because they half assed it again and now hopefully it is finally fixed this time. I am on the US CERT mailing list and all the vulnerabilities are reported from third parties to Carnegie Mellon University and the distributed by DHS. DHS is is collating and reporting. Posted by: chad98036 at January 14, 2013 09:29 PM (gYowz) 281
I've seen this a lot on Facebook lately when using Firefox. I always back out and reload the page. That usually works fine.
Posted by: Hand Solo at January 14, 2013 09:30 PM (5e7Tb) Posted by: Timin203 at January 14, 2013 09:32 PM (azmhu) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 14, 2013 09:35 PM (jaijr) 284
I added a filter to my popup blocker and it is gone for now.
Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2013 09:35 PM (VMcEw) 285
Meh, I use IE so I don't see garbage like that.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 14, 2013 09:38 PM (IanLz) 286
Windows 8 and Bing. Nothing. For what it's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 14, 2013 09:50 PM (6rcHp) 287
Its coming from the "gaming-thread". After the "Continue reading" link:
<p>A Kerbal Space Program Dude came on Public Goon Mumble for a QA<br /> <iframewidth="100%" height="166" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src=" https://w.soundcloud.com/ ...cleared..." ></iframe></p> Posted by: Obama at January 14, 2013 09:51 PM (UOjzE) 288
Its coming from the "gaming-thread".
Posted by: Obama at January 14, 2013 09:52 PM (UOjzE) 289
Not getting it on 17.0.1 FF
Posted by: tdpwells at January 14, 2013 10:11 PM (01otU) 290
Greetings:
I was getting something similar on my MacBook-Safari 4.1.3 rig a week or two ago and it's returned the last couple of days. It's obviously a different window but the "w.soundcloud.com" is common. Posted by: 11B40 at January 14, 2013 10:14 PM (wNH54) 291
Delete this thread
The Walking Dead (Game) Discussion-Gaming Thread! (Open too) and it should go away. Posted by: Hemlock at January 14, 2013 10:15 PM (A4nCd) 292
FF 17 (or whatever the one before the 18 they're pushing now) with Windows XP and I'm fine. I don't have any special add-ons or apps but I do have usual pop-up blocker turned on from the Tools menu.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 10:16 PM (ORGYc) 293
BTW, I ran Malwarebytes latest version from 8-10:00 and it didn't find anything.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 10:20 PM (ORGYc) 294
Thanks Ace - I just lost a whole rack of vacuum tubes thanks to your little "octet stream".
Posted by: UNIVAC Operator at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (0pcT0) Well, geeze, Louise. Octet stream have be processed by octal-base tubes. 6SN7's rule, man. You try running them new-fangled 12 AU7's, you/re just asking for trouble. Melt their tiny pins off, most likely. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2013 10:44 PM (673KB) 295
I was using Chrome at work and it was doing it. I am using Chrome on a laptop and I'm not getting it.
Posted by: wte9 at January 14, 2013 10:53 PM (6Tcdo) 296
I use FireFox, don't have it.
Posted by: SouthTexas at January 14, 2013 11:08 PM (uhFbA) 297
The file itself looks like this:
lt;!DOCTYPE htmlgt; lt;html lang="en"gt; lt;headgt; lt;meta charset="UTF-8" /gt; lt;meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1" /gt; lt;meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, minimum-scale=1, maximum-scale=1, user-scalable=no" /gt; lt;titlegt;SoundCloud Widgetlt;/titlegt; lt;base target="_blank" /gt; lt;link rel="stylesheet" href="/player/assets/widget-20ec3b2e.css" /gt;lt;script src="/player/assets/widget-8f109e00.js"gt;lt;/scriptgt;lt;scriptgt; require(["lib/support", "lib/flash-widget"], function(support, flashWidget) {if (support.newWidget) { require(["application"], function(A) {A.start("07376aef")}) } else { $(flashWidget.start); }});lt;/scriptgt;lt;/headgt; lt;bodygt; lt;div id="widget" style= "height: 100%;"gt;lt;/divgt; lt;/bodygt; lt;/htmlgt; It's trying to embed some sort of widget, but because the MIME type is being parsed as application/octet-stream - the catch-all for raw binary data - the browser doesn't know what it is. Looks like a doofus script kiddy has tried to do something and trod on his dick. Posted by: David Gillies at January 14, 2013 11:20 PM (wscOM) 298
Lotion. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Corona at January 14, 2013 11:20 PM (fh2Y7) 299
Well fuck, that didn't work.
Posted by: David Gillies at January 14, 2013 11:20 PM (wscOM) 300
Shows up on main page refresh Win8/Firefox and Linux/Opera. Turning on bug blocking with Ghostery catches and blocks it.
Posted by: FranklinBusyBody at January 15, 2013 12:22 AM (Lzx4B) 301
Automatic download when I open the page with Chrome.
Posted by: OxyCon at January 15, 2013 12:53 AM (U7XyJ) 302
I can see that from China..I am using google Chrome because it screws with the "gummit" sponsored Chinese hacker brigade over here..they are IE based. Its all they understand! Although they do try to slow down chrome , etc., every chance they get!
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 15, 2013 03:26 AM (42wQ/) 303
Not getting the popup, however I use Safari on my Mac and when site launches it immediately downloads what is showing up in download file as simply "Player".
Posted by: Joe at January 15, 2013 06:06 AM (kb7sI) 304
Firefox 18. I've never seen it.
Posted by: Barry at January 15, 2013 07:27 AM (zAQsz) Posted by: john doesky at January 15, 2013 07:41 AM (siLiN) Posted by: Old Grouch at January 15, 2013 01:42 PM (tBxZd) 307
It's in the Game Discussion Thread post
Posted by: Read the source, luke at January 15, 2013 02:05 PM (tBxZd) 308
using firefox and i dont see it but i use adblockplus and never get hit with this kind of crap.
adblockplus.org its free, no ads, no BS.. Posted by: metro at January 15, 2013 07:34 PM (CnlUu) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0462 seconds. |
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