Lance Armstrong Admits to Doping

There. I saved you from having to watch the Oprah interview.

Posted by: CAC at 07:28 PM

Comments

1 self-stomp

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2013 07:29 PM (ZPrif)

2 foist

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2013 07:29 PM (ZPrif)

3 my foist ever foist

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2013 07:30 PM (ZPrif)

4 I bet he'd give his left nut for a do over...

Posted by: TC at January 14, 2013 07:30 PM (ygAxO)

5 I believed he was clean for a long time.I was naive.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2013 07:30 PM (9XBK2)

6 I am really tired of hearing about Lance Armstrong.....what....ever.

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 07:31 PM (X6akg)

7 Did you know there's also gambling in Casablanca?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 07:31 PM (HDgX3)

8 What is it with Orca? Why do celebs feel the need to bare their souls to that well-fed Obamabot?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:32 PM (UOM48)

9 What is it with Orca? Why do celebs feel the need to bare their souls to that well-fed Obamabot?

Free fish?

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2013 07:33 PM (6TB1Z)

10 I didn't realize she still owned a network (OWN) until today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM48)

11 CAC is back and rolling! This is what was happening when I first found this website. Good to see you back and bumping Ace from the top all day long!
Hope it turns out you can still eat bacon.

Posted by: .87c at January 14, 2013 07:33 PM (BiQCf)

12 #10 Has more viewers than Current.

Posted by: CAC at January 14, 2013 07:33 PM (gB3IC)

13 My head is spinning with all the threads. It's feast or famine at this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM48)

14 "8 What is it with Orca? Why do celebs feel the need to bare their souls to that well-fed Obamabot?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:32 PM (UOM4

"

She's like John the Baptist to Obama's Jesus.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 07:34 PM (nGO/U)

15 I always suspected that he was getting some sort of testosterone-boosting therapy as a result of his cancer, and that the doping agencies were taking that into account in testing his blood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 07:34 PM (KZuD1)

16 Oprah hasn't paid attention to either of us in ages.

Posted by: Gary and Minge at January 14, 2013 07:34 PM (aml22)

17 Oh, no! Ace has hacked CAC's computer and is using it to stomp genuine CAC posts! For the love of G-d, Ace, stop the madness.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 07:34 PM (ORGYc)

18 I don't think you understand CAC. You're supposed to save this until Ace posts again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 07:35 PM (GEICT)

19 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego at January 14, 2013 07:35 PM (QupBk)

20
CAC,

Glad to see you are better. But do you have to stomp your own threads? That is what Ace is for!

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2013 07:36 PM (zLp5I)

21 Sorry to hear it. I admired the man.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 14, 2013 07:37 PM (y5uWA)

22 BFD, they ALL do it and I don't give a flying f*** about it. He kicked cheese eatingSurrender Monkey ass longer than any other American has in a long time and that has to count for something. And it pissed them off to no end that they couldn't figure out how he was doing it.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 14, 2013 07:37 PM (IanLz)

23 That headline at Drudge is interesting. And by interesting, I mean STOP TEASING US!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:37 PM (UOM48)

24 I thought everyone on Oprah took steroids.

Also, I think I need some blood-doping, where can I get it? And throw a little extra oxygenation in with that. And don't chill it so much this time, damit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:38 PM (bxiXv)

25 Gosh I thought this was sour grapes accusation of a great champion. Now I know. Lance is an A-Hole F*king cheater.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 07:39 PM (0q2P7)

26 I got nothing.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:39 PM (n0Ee1)

27 26 garrett

me neither

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:39 PM (GVxQo)

28 Meh.

Don't really care about Armstrong.

If I want to avoid Oprah, I'll listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CC9KA8O7GQ

Oh, wait...

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at January 14, 2013 07:40 PM (XvHmy)

29 And it pissed them off to no end that they couldn't figure out how he was doing it.
And that their own guys kept on getting caught while still losing.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 07:40 PM (ORGYc)

30 25 Gosh I thought this was sour grapes accusation of a great champion. Now I know. Lance is an A-Hole F*king cheater.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 07:39 PM (0q2P7)

There are just some areas of life where you're allowed to cheat. For example, if you're a Democrat vote-counter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:40 PM (bxiXv)

31 phoenixgirl, did you get my e-mail about our favorite cat lady?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:40 PM (UOM48)

32 I'm a huge cycling fan, and I have to say that I am more offended that he went on Oprah than anything else.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (n0Ee1)

33 So is he taking steroids or blood doping?

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (wsGWu)

34 Tell that at least he didn't cry. If he cried I'll puke.

Posted by: ahem at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (UDjwJ)

35 "25 Gosh I thought this was sour grapes accusation of a great champion. Now I know. Lance is an A-Hole F*king cheater.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 07:39 PM (0q2P7) "

Well, there's no proof that he's into anal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (nGO/U)

36 If all the TdF winners are juiced, then will the winner's box be empty for those years Armstrong won? Kinda like the Baseball Hall of Fame this year, no winners.

Posted by: Boots at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (oG66P)

37 i haven't looked at my yahoo.....i'll look now

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (GVxQo)

38 He was the best of all the dopers, that's how I look at it.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (NzBQO)

39 Oh, come on, it's been thirteen minutes and we still don't have another new post yet?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (bxiXv)

40 If it takes 10 years to get caught, does it really matter?

Posted by: Erik Zabel at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (/djtm)

41 Well, there's no proof that he's into anal.

Unless it helped him win.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (QTHTd)

42 Heeeeeere comes Lance with his sample in his hand he's a one-balled man and he's off to the Opra show!

Posted by: Filthy McNasty at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (kWFP3)

43 32
I'm a huge cycling fan, and I have to say that I am more offended that he went on Oprah than anything else.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:41 PM (n0Ee1

Yeah, keep Orca relevant, Lance. Apparently he gets "emotional" which pisses me off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (UOM48)

44 When's the new thread up? This one's stale. It's got that 10 minutes old smell.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (ZPrif)

45
>>> me neither

me three

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (KwX0v)

46
I don't care what drugs you are on - this is incredible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtZhG2kWVLY

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (n0Ee1)

47 What is it with Orca? Why do celebs feel the need to bare their souls to that well-fed Obamabot?

People don't abandon religion, they abandon God and replace him with something else. Confessing your sins on Oprah and receiving absolution in front of the masses is a ritual, one that allows the audience to symbolically receive absolution for their own behavior.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2013 07:43 PM (o1kXv)

48 "41 Well, there's no proof that he's into anal.

Unless it helped him win.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (QTHTd)"

Ah. The Obama Method.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 07:43 PM (nGO/U)

49 The Python Challenge 2013 in the Everglades was a bust. No snakes found, and narry a redneck went "missing."

Damn. It.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:44 PM (UOM48)

50 Meh, I'd already figured this out a while ago.

Posted by: Sherryl Crow at January 14, 2013 07:44 PM (o1kXv)

51

45 minutes until Big Bang Theory

if I laugh once, I'll be surprised

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 07:44 PM (0nyYS)

52 no jane....nothing....not even in spam

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:44 PM (GVxQo)

53 Confessing your sins on Oprah and receiving absolution in front of the masses is a ritual, one that allows the audience to symbolically receive absolution for their own behavior.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2013 07:43 PM (o1kXv)

Kind of like buying indulgences, with viewership numbers being the pay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:44 PM (bxiXv)

54 phoenixgirl...weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:45 PM (UOM48)

55 Nood

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 07:45 PM (jucos)

56 Armstrong should come out as gay.
Gays get an exemption for steroids, right? Like he was happy and into fashion and artistic cycle dancing, but society forced him to do the roids to prove he was man. It's really homophobic Republicans who stole his testicle. If you think about it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2013 07:45 PM (ZPrif)

57 NRO is sporting a new look!

Butt ugly, but new!

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 07:45 PM (5s60v)

58 If it takes 10 years to get caught, does it really matter?

Ray Lewis and I hope not. Whaddya say, OJ?

Posted by: Robert Wagner at January 14, 2013 07:46 PM (FcR7P)

59 it's like the darkness is closing in

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 07:46 PM (5s60v)

60 phx az grl at yahoo dot com

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:46 PM (GVxQo)

61 You must mistake me for someone who gives a damn.

Meh.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 14, 2013 07:46 PM (tWFaN)

62 I don't care what drugs you are on - this is incredible.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:42 PM (n0Ee1)

But if you're not on drugs, it's a grown man riding a bike across a grass field.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:46 PM (bxiXv)

63
Lance has inspired me.

I know it is highly unlikely that anyone here was affected by this, but between 1978 and 1994, I cheated at Monopoly. Every game.
On those occasions where anyone was dumb enough to let me be The Baker -I facilitated the cheating of others.

There. I feel better.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:47 PM (FugV/)

64 WTH? Why plead guilty to an accusation the state can't prove?

Why? Just shut the [] up. Make'm prove it. Then take yer lumps.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 14, 2013 07:47 PM (HVsXa)

65 Well, there's a reason it's called dope.

Posted by: Your mother at January 14, 2013 07:47 PM (uhAkr)

66 How utterly humiliating. Not to be stripped of seven Tour victories, but to grovel on Oprah's show. That's really hitting bottom (ewww! I can't believe you just thought that!)

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 07:48 PM (FcR7P)

67 Man, I hope this isn't the Evening Dead Thread.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:48 PM (bxiXv)

68 24
I thought everyone on Oprah took steroids.

No but most of them will hold a dick in their mouth till it goes soft.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 14, 2013 07:48 PM (tWFaN)

69 >>>was dumb enough to let me be The Baker I facilitated the cheating of others.

?

By giving their opponents mj brownies?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 07:48 PM (0q2P7)

70 Damn frist Jodie came out and now i gotta deal with (snif snort snif) Lance admitting he (cough snifle snort) wahh dopped up to win...whah who is a LIv gonna trust ...

Posted by: dixie 69 at January 14, 2013 07:48 PM (6uJs9)

71 Orca the Oprah who?

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2013 07:48 PM (Oi60j)

72 But if you're not on drugs, it's a grown man riding a bike across a grass field.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:46 PM (bxiXv) No. That's on 20mm Tubulars inflated to 120+ PSI. I won't begin to get into the geometry of that bike. What he did right there takes mad bike handling skills.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:49 PM (FugV/)

73 Now he knows what it's like to have his nuts in a vice.

BTW I thought PEDs were issued to everyone on a bicycle- right after the helmet. Name someone who rides a bike that's NOT on drugs.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 14, 2013 07:49 PM (n8LUb)

74 My sources tell me there is not a corn dog to be found within a fifty mile radius of the Ophuh interview.

Posted by: FURPC at January 14, 2013 07:49 PM (0ImZM)

75 I gave highly usurious loans in Monopoly. Paid into my personal fund.

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (wsGWu)

76 Drudge points to DC article that says basically if O issues EO, He'll likely file for impeachment. Fun!

Posted by: BoGart at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (Ugngr)

77 If he were going on ORCA nobody would hear about it.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (uhAkr)

78 Now he knows what it's like to have his nuts in a vice.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (ORGYc)

79 It's been 30+ years Bob. We are golden.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (/djtm)

80 Got it, phoenixgirl. Thnxs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (UOM48)

81 75 lauren

as the banker it was your right......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (GVxQo)

82 BTW I thought PEDs were issued to everyone on a
bicycle- right after the helmet. Name someone who rides a bike that's
NOT on drugs.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 14, 2013 07:49 PM (n8LUb)

Well, I usually ride drunk, does that count?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (tWFaN)

83 It was either cheat or not get to ride thanks to all the doping everyone was doing.
I really don't care that he cheated in that case.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 07:51 PM (uhftQ)

84 andy and frank schleck......wait....they are too....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:51 PM (GVxQo)

85 Even if he did or didn't, why confess? His problems don't go away.

Never explain. Never apologize.

I'll ad a 3rd: Never confess.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 07:51 PM (3E2th)

86 nuthin got I

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

87 I'm shocked. Also don't give a shit.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2013 07:52 PM (JgkPs)

88 Cycling is a lot like Monopoly. If it isn't explicitly outlawed, it is tacitly permitted. Also, if nobody's enforcing the rules, people will seek to circumvent them.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 07:52 PM (FugV/)

89 Three strikes and one ball.

You're out, Lance!

Posted by: Sgt. York at January 14, 2013 07:52 PM (00GSz)

90 He made 100 million dollars being the biggest fraud among frauds. He is Barry Bonds, he is whoever the track star dejour is that I could care less about. It is the way of pro sports. Any advantage at any cost.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 14, 2013 07:52 PM (l86i3)

91 BFD....just another world class athlete who turned out to be a drug addict. Substitute movie star or recording artist or politician and it wouldn't make a hill of beans.He's just another pop culture failure.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (rMZgH)

92 Hell, I had to take steroids just to be able to endure watching all them bicycle riders on the TeeVee. And that was only the Oympics, not some "tour."

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (5s60v)

93 He puts the "bag" in "scumbag".

Posted by: Chris W. at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (trMJs)

94 I'll add a 3rd: Never confess.
Have we met? (And I hope my ampersand sticks in the "Name" window.)

Posted by: law & order's weekly guilty republican christian at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (ORGYc)

95 83 hard right

i don't care that he doped, i care that he lied about it .....over and over and one rider even killed himself over it...he destroyed a lot of people...not just himself

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (GVxQo)

96 He's also opening himself up to all sorts of lawsuits.

The Power of Orca. Bitch declared TFG "the One we have been waiting for" and lo and behold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (UOM48)

97 Apparently Lance wants to compete in Iron Man competitions.
He should have taken his millions and shut up.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 07:53 PM (uhftQ)

98 Alright! Ampersands stick in the "Name" window! Woohoo!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 07:54 PM (ORGYc)

99 I remember ampersands....

Damn you, Pixy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 07:54 PM (UOM48)

100 77 If he were going DOWN on ORCA nobody would hear about it.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 14, 2013 07:50 PM (uhAkr)

FIFY

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2013 07:54 PM (Oi60j)

101 He also dorked Sheryl Crow right in the squeakhole

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 07:54 PM (8sCoq)

102 OT: Here's the article the Drudge headline points to.
http://tinyurl.com/a9hbal5

Posted by: BoGart at January 14, 2013 07:55 PM (Ugngr)

103 don't care that he doped, i care that he lied about it .....over and over and one rider even killed himself over it...he destroyed a lot of people...not just himself
Posted by: phoenixgirl
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Hmmm, had not heard that. That would change things.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 07:55 PM (uhftQ)

104 I suspect they all doped

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 07:56 PM (jE38p)

105 If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 14, 2013 07:56 PM (84b7V)

106 You mean Sheryl "crusty" Crow?

Of "one sheet" fame?

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 07:56 PM (5s60v)

107 Next shoe to drop: Serena Williams is a man, man.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

108
>>>He also dorked Sheryl Crow right in the squeakhole

The fudge buttons were a thing of legend.

Posted by: Parisian Chamber Maid at January 14, 2013 07:57 PM (FugV/)

109 103 People investigating him received death threats.He also lobbied congress to get the US anti doping to lose it's tax exempt status.He played hardball.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2013 07:57 PM (9XBK2)

110 Maybe Oprah will be hard on him by not giving him the patented O soft-lighting.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 14, 2013 07:57 PM (VqbeO)

111
On those occasions where anyone was dumb enough to let me be The Baker -I facilitated the cheating of others.

Baked goods cover a multitude of sins.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 14, 2013 07:57 PM (IrbU4)

112 Next shoe to drop: Serena Williams is a man, man.
Posted by: Jones
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What? Did you think he was a woman? I

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 07:57 PM (uhftQ)

113 "fudge buttons"

best laugh this month.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 14, 2013 07:58 PM (3E2th)

114 Hey the US POst Office is going down the shitter anyway. Speaking of fudge holes, so to speak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 07:59 PM (jE38p)

115 Did the doping cause the cancer?

Posted by: zombie testicle at January 14, 2013 07:59 PM (8/bPb)

116 109
103 People investigating him received death threats.He also lobbied
congress to get the US anti doping to lose it's tax exempt status.He
played hardball.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2013 07:57 PM (9XBK2)

____________
I foresee a very successful political career in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 07:59 PM (HDgX3)

117 Did the doping cause the cancer?
Posted by: zombie testicle at January 14, 2013 07:59 PM (8/bPb)

Did the Steroids ruin A-Rod's hips?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (jE38p)

118 Yeah, like the repukes have the 'Nads to impeach the historically historic first mulatto Preznit in the history of history.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (jucos)

119 Colin Powell hasn't said anything racist in the last hour or so. Is he saving up for another interview?

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (5s60v)

120 But has he ever pulled a dine and dash?

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (wAQA5)

121 I might be more concerned with Armstrong if every other fucking biker in those races weren't doping as well.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (yJYwC)

122 Now, a man that wouldn't cheat for poke don't want it bad enough.

Posted by: Gus at January 14, 2013 08:01 PM (kWFP3)

123
>>>But has he ever pulled a dine and dash?

No. Just cheated at Monopoly.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:01 PM (FugV/)

124 I might be more concerned with Armstrong if every other fucking biker in those races weren't doping as well.
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (yJYwC)

Bingo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:01 PM (jE38p)

125
Does he get to keep his $125 million bucks? That's all that really matters.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 08:02 PM (H96hE)

126
>>> Nood

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2013 07:45 PM

Does anyone know the punishment for reporting a false nood?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 08:02 PM (3Aqe5)

127 I might be more concerned with Armstrong if every other fucking biker in those races weren't doping as well.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (yJYwC)

Bingo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:01 PM (jE38p)

Well, apparently he destroyed quite a few people who claimed he was doping.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 14, 2013 08:03 PM (uhAkr)

128 Indurain got out at just the right time.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:03 PM (FugV/)

129 Barack Obama is a great President who always tells the truth.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:03 PM (84b7V)

130 Well, apparently he destroyed quite a few people who claimed he was doping.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 14, 2013 08:03 PM (uhAkr)

Oh he is a fuck wad. No doubt about that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:04 PM (jE38p)

131 Lance Armstrong endorses Barack Obama.

Posted by: The Media at January 14, 2013 08:05 PM (84b7V)

132 I was the greatest bike rider in history..... just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild..... yeah.... that's the ticket.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:05 PM (jucos)

133

Nood.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 08:07 PM (LL42r)

134 A) I have to go Dope a boil

ii) Sir Dope-a-lot

3) As read in the medical journal The Dope-et

Posted by: Dope Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (5s60v)

135 119
Colin Powell hasn't said anything racist in the last hour or so. Is he saving up for another interview?

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 08:00 PM (5s60v)

Anyone named after a portion of the G.I. tract so close to the A-hole should shut the fuck up!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (Oi60j)

136 Luke, I am your father.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (84b7V)

137 Orca takes this clown's confession, meanwhile she has nothing but hugs and kisses for the Clown King from Chicago, who whose essence is imbued with lies, class and racial hatred and a completely bogus background.

Goose/Gander/Orca

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (aZ6ew)

138 O........M...........G
What Is Boosting? Inside Secret Cheating Tactics Of The Paralympics

The term refers to when physically-disabled athletes � especially those with spinal cord injuries � deliberately hurt themselves to boost their performance because the self-inflicted pain increases their blood pressure and heart rate.
Extreme acts such as strangling their own testicles, breaking bones, stimulating muscles with electric shocks or blocking catheters are all common ways of boosting. While they sound excruciatingly painful, the athletes can not feel the injury.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:09 PM (uhftQ)

139 He also dorked Sheryl Crow right in the squeakhole
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 14, 2013 07:54 PM (8sCoq)

Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Matthew McConaughey at January 14, 2013 08:10 PM (wAQA5)

140 Check is in the mail.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (84b7V)

141 Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Matthew McConaughey
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He did that to you too?

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 08:11 PM (uhftQ)

142 I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Crow.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:13 PM (84b7V)

143 Lance, did you eat Crow?

Posted by: That Hacker Guy at January 14, 2013 08:15 PM (uhftQ)

144 Before all this shit went down, he got to bike with W.

Never got to go hunting with Darth Cheney, however.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:15 PM (UOM48)

145 Before all this shit went down, he got to bike with W.

Never got to go hunting with Darth Cheney, however.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 08:15 PM (UOM4

I think the reason we have lost these last 2 elections was that there was no Cheney running

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 08:17 PM (jE38p)

146 Obama would have insulted Cheney, and Cheney would have choked him to death with The Force.

Posted by: That Hacker Guy at January 14, 2013 08:18 PM (uhftQ)

147 I will also go through the federal budget, line by line, eliminating programs that no longer work and making the ones we do need work better and cost less--because we cannot meet twenty-first century challenges with a twentieth century bureaucracy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 14, 2013 08:19 PM (84b7V)

148 # 145 Jane D' oh ..maybe that is cause he never quite had the "balls' to bike with Darth Cheney..

Posted by: dixie 69 at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (6uJs9)

149 Everybody knew he doped (I actually believed that if he was, they'd have got him) but my big problem is his choice of venue. He should have confessed on Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 14, 2013 08:21 PM (MPjT8)

150 Charlie Crist and John Boehner have natural tans.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 14, 2013 08:25 PM (84b7V)

151 So let me get this straight, it's reported he doped upfrom the beginning, he threatened his teammates, he threatened the people who were responsible to monitor the racers, he lied, he cheated. Next stepChicago politics.

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 14, 2013 08:27 PM (x+7qA)

152 Oh come on.

Next thing you people will be telling me Tiger Woods is a real horn dog who bangs hoors and stuff while his baby momma is at home with little woodie.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 08:28 PM (5s60v)

153 About 52 years ago I took a plug of Bull Of The Woods chawin tobacky from my aunt Pat's store without paying. I was 12. I sent her a dollar about 4 years ago for it. She thought it was a joke. Seems I could have gotten clean away with it. She didn't know. But I did. I felt better. A lot better. She passed away last week.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 14, 2013 08:29 PM (kxlCQ)

154 So a bunch of guys put on goofy ass helmets, spandex, fit a bicycle to their taint and ride around France. Why should I care if one or all took steroids?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 14, 2013 08:31 PM (JKNDp)

155 #Diversity. I didn't or denied it for a loonngg time. Pisses me off, but secretly applauds his resourcefulness to hide it. I just wish cycling would remove all doping rules as it has gotten ridiculous. Actually, if I want to watch million dollar men, I don't give a shiot if their nuts (nut) shrivels up because of doping.

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (N2yhW)

156 because steroids and human growth hormone are THE most important thing facing the US and require Congressional attention. Bread and circuses, bread and circuses

Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 08:33 PM (Dnbau)

157 @154 b/c it leads to over-priced bicycles (regret the redundancy): finer bikes are the most over-priced product on the planet. Well, maybe micro-brews or marijuana.
But it's the same clientele.
Fools.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 14, 2013 08:34 PM (1V6Pv)

158 Actually if Tiger was still bangin' groupies, he'd still be the best golfer in the history golfers. Maybe Armstrong should've tried groupies over doping and vice versa.

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2013 08:35 PM (N2yhW)

159 @158 yeah, what ever happened w/Sheryl Crow?

Posted by: Thorvald at January 14, 2013 08:37 PM (1V6Pv)

160 Before all this shit went down, he got to bike with W.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I know around here this isn't popular, but I've biked with W and without doping. Just sayin'.

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2013 08:38 PM (N2yhW)

161 Everybody who claimed he was doping got caught doing it themselves. Sour grapes,IMO.

Honestly, I could care less about Armstrong or cycling. I was, however, always amused at how crazy he drove the French.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 14, 2013 08:40 PM (yJYwC)

162 Here's my worthless opinion. Lance used roids and doped just like everyone else. You either do what the other athletes are doing and make $100 million, or you work at a bicycle shop with a black polo and name tag and 1 room apartment. He chose.

I also dont feel sorry for him because sounds like he played hard ball. He couldve been a nice guy, but instead shat on every single person in the industry. They played hard ball back.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (UWLmm)

163 The faggots succeeded in turning bicycles into just another fashion industry.
Sad, really.
Fucking fags.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 14, 2013 08:49 PM (1V6Pv)

164 Seems like Lance went to a lot of effort and put himself in disgrace to get what in the end amounted to nothing more than a bike ride in the countryside. Hope he enjoyed the scenery, at least.

If Lance ever wants to talk about really fighting the limitations of the body, the natural way, instead of cheating....

Posted by: Y. at January 14, 2013 08:50 PM (0WRa/)

165
>>>finer bikes are the most over-priced product on the planet. Well, maybe micro-brews or marijuana.

Obviously you don't have any experience with two of these three.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2013 08:51 PM (FugV/)

166 I knew it was coming but it still makes me sad.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at January 14, 2013 08:53 PM (T/L2Z)

167 @165 faggot.
You don't know me.
Bravado. All you got.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 14, 2013 08:55 PM (1V6Pv)

168 I think that this was just a first step toward Senator Lance Armstrong (D-Somewhere).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 09:08 PM (ZTfHa)

169
Anyone named after a portion of the G.I. tract so close to the A-hole should shut the fuck up!

You've got to wonder what his siblings were named. Duodenum Powell? Ascending Powell? Descending Powell?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 09:10 PM (ZTfHa)

170 This is your face on drugs, check out his bio, he is still listed as absolutely amazing.

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 14, 2013 09:11 PM (x+7qA)

171 Bikes are for faggots.

Posted by: Corona at January 14, 2013 11:14 PM (fh2Y7)

172 Bikes are for faggots.
Posted by: Corona *******************So you ride bikes too. Ok.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 11:21 PM (qsuB8)

173 Gets cancer from taking steroids.

STOP picking on me! I'm a cancer survivor!

Posted by: Dave at January 15, 2013 10:58 AM (8816I)

174 In other news Michelle Obama admits to having a fat ass and a piss poor attitude.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 15, 2013 10:16 PM (+OTLF)

175 No dress, no confession, wimp.

He didn't even discuss the meaning of the word "is". I'm disgusted.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at January 16, 2013 12:05 AM (zEDGZ)

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