"Homeland" Star Claire Danes: Bill Clinton Told Me He Was a Big Fan and Asked If I Would Meet Him "In Some Special Room"

Story's at Politico, if you want to find it. There's nothing more to the article than that -- there is no explanation of this special room, or what special activities might be had in it. Danes doesn't appear to be saying Clinton hit on her, and Politico doesn't write the article as if they think he did, either.

So everyone's pretending it's just normal that Bill Clinton asks a 30 year old to be "in some special room." Maybe he wants to minister to her.

Politico also fails to pick up on this:

When she arrived, Clinton was “talking to Jessica Alba and Rosario Dawson,” Danes said. “I thought, ‘Wow.’ He’s amazing. He’s, you know, an icon.”

"Icon" is one word for it. Maybe not the best.

Clinton was at the Golden Globes to introduce the film Lincoln for an award and ask random actresses if they would go to a special room with him but mostly to ask random actresses if they would go to a special room with him.

Politics is Hollywood for ugly people and Hollywood is politics for stupid people.

A Special Room

One of those rooms where you're both alone and not alone, as testimony may require.

Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM



Comments

1 PANIC ROOM

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 05:48 PM (5Igfs)

2
Arrgh.

I wish BJ Clinton would just...go away.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 05:48 PM (fH4X9)

3 Brett Mushburger unavailable for comment.

Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (84pE9)

4 Yes, I wish Monica's boyfriend would just go away, far away...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (kXoT0)

5 I have a "special room" also. But you might not want to go in there after I am done in there. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (jE38p)

6 He clearly just wanted to show her his Father of the Year trophy.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (b+8h9)

7 So there really is more to the Clinton library than we think.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (GqaCX)

8 6 He clearly just wanted to show her his Father of the Year trophy.
Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (b+8h9)


So that's what he's calling it these days...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2013 05:50 PM (NEIxp)

9 Panic Room II: The Oral Office

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 05:50 PM (5Igfs)

10 Maybe President Clinton could find time for a 3-way that included me?

Posted by: Mary Clogenstein, Brattelboro VT at January 14, 2013 05:50 PM (061ah)

11 it was either "I'm a big fan" or "wanna check out "Big Stan?"

not sure...I blacked out after drinking that last shooter Clinton handed me.

Posted by: random actresses at January 14, 2013 05:51 PM (EZl54)

12 Claire: You're not black enough Bill.

Bill: That's not what they said in the '90s baby!

parting words....

"put ice on that."

Horrywood deserves the horndog stalking 'em

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 05:51 PM (LRFds)

13 Clearly, we need a National Discussion on what thelegal definitionof the word, "a" is.........
"He clearly just wanted toHAVE her POLISH his Father of the Year trophy WITH A SPECIAL WAX."
FIFY, Jenny!

Posted by: MtTB at January 14, 2013 05:52 PM (lQCe+)

14 So there really is more to the Clinton library than we think. Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (GqaCX)

One of the great architectural eyesores of our time, the damn thing looks like a double wide trailer stuck way up on monster stilts for some unfathomable reason. I often wondered if it was a slap at the Arkansas that he and Hillary used and abandoned.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 14, 2013 05:52 PM (kXoT0)

15 YOUR MOUTH.

I want to meet you there later 'cause it's smaller and more personal than Some Special Room.

Posted by: Lord Laurence at January 14, 2013 05:52 PM (kqqGm)

16 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people and Hollywood is politics for stupid people.

"Ace"

A nice summary and Al Franken is the opposite that proves the rule.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 05:52 PM (LRFds)

17 he wanted to show her how Hillary "banged" her "head" and got that blood clot

just joking

everybody know he and Hillary don't "bang" heads together

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 05:52 PM (Dnbau)

18 /sock

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2013 05:53 PM (kqqGm)

19 *warms up another post*

Posted by: CAC at January 14, 2013 05:53 PM (gB3IC)

20 >> Maybe he wants to minister to her.

He's very paternal.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2013 05:53 PM (5H6zj)

21 She shoulda asked him if he was bringing the ice.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 05:53 PM (aZ6ew)

22
She's only 30? That doesn't seem right for some reason.

Meh, whatever. I'd hit that like a stolen soul trying to escape a jar.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 14, 2013 05:54 PM (0WLla)

23 Love Love love the tag line:
"Politics is Hollywood for ugly people and Hollywood is politics for stupid people."

Posted by: Pearl Clutcher at January 14, 2013 05:55 PM (Ger9R)

24 Cut Clinton some slack. He's father of the year doncha know.

Posted by: gwelf at January 14, 2013 05:55 PM (nyxv/)

25 Claire Danes is Meryl Streep without the accents

Streep has the amazing ability to do 35 accents and deliver each in the same wooden tone

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 05:55 PM (wwsoB)

26 Icon in your mouth.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 05:55 PM (p/cQy)

27 he wanted to talk about how his "homeland" and been "terrorized" and he need her to go "under deep cover" perhaps "black ops" to undercover the "sleeper cell" in his pants and "blow" the cover

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (Dnbau)

28 I don't want to think about any Clintons' special anything.



Here. Have some Rosario Dawson as a brain cleanser.


http://bit.ly/13wH25Z

http://bit.ly/UlyjP1

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (Gk3SS)

29 She just had a baby. I bet Clinton is a big fan of American Horror Story, if ya know what I mean...

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (H96hE)

30 Streep has the amazing ability to do 35 accents and deliver each in the same wooden tone

While auditioning for the role of Catwoman she coughed up a fur ball.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (kqqGm)

31 Watching her, I sometimes think Claire Danes took acting lessons from crazy ladies down at the Greyhound terminal.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (HVtRc)

32 From a gossip site, blind item:

"They came separately to this Golden Globe after party, but that didn't
stop this married almost A list all movie actress from sitting on the
lap of this married A++ list celebrity and letting him run his hands all
over her body. They even kissed a few times which was really awkward to
watch."

Seeing as how Danes in now a TV type, it seems that Billy Boy convinced someone ELSE to come back to the special room

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (w4fEE)

33
12 parting words....

"put ice on that."

Horrywood deserves the horndog stalking 'em


I lot of people thought that he would move there, after he was out of office.
But then, Hillary had political aspirations of her own...

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 05:57 PM (fH4X9)

34 Why is Hollywood politics for stupid people. I thought Washington had that covered.

I wonder if George Washington came back today he'd look at that city and pass on naming it after him.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 14, 2013 05:57 PM (t06LC)

35 Can't a man shop for a good humidor in this town? Sheesh.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 05:58 PM (C/NnJ)

36 the special room is AKA the "champagne" room I believe

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 05:58 PM (Dnbau)

37
That special room aka/kitchen.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2013 05:58 PM (mETGQ)

38 Meh, whatever. I'd hit that like a stolen soul trying to escape a jar.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 14, 2013 05:54 PM (0WLla)



It's so cute you think they can get out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 14, 2013 05:58 PM (Gk3SS)

39 He than whipped out his dick and asked if they'd like to kiss it,right?

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2013 05:58 PM (9XBK2)

40 AFTER seeing bill clinton's STATUE she PROBABLY wanted to reconsider her SO-CALLED life.

Posted by: BumperStickerPlover at January 14, 2013 05:59 PM (RuUvx)

41 He wants to compare cleavages with Hilary about Christina Aguilera.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2013 06:00 PM (XkWWK)

42 Stupid leftist bitches probably think he deserves to be blown for supporting "their rights".Abortion of course.Remember the knee pads comment.It's why dirty fat fuck Teddy got a pass as well.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2013 06:00 PM (9XBK2)

43 Claire Danes is Rita Hayworth, without the looks... or talent...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2013 06:00 PM (XkWWK)

44
Bill should just move in with Al Gore in that mansion in LA and start banging young actresses. I don't know how hard it is for them to understand that they could have a swinging old guy pad, and yet they go for the leechyist way they can think of.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 06:01 PM (p/cQy)

45 Claire Danes is Rita Hayworth, without the looks... or talent...

And Sefton closes the thread.

Time for a new post.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2013 06:01 PM (kqqGm)

46 Homeland is a sack of shit.Obama likes it,there's all you need to know.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2013 06:01 PM (9XBK2)

47 Depends on what your definition if "in" is.

Posted by: minometer at January 14, 2013 06:02 PM (YKu83)

48 The snl skit of Homeland was pretty good. I especially liked the spoof of Dana.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:02 PM (H96hE)

49 Am I the only one who feels like we're living in the feudal era again, but only with better clothes, hygiene, and stuff like electronics?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 06:03 PM (Lxw+T)

50 34 Jolly Roger,

He's beat the shit out of Sean penn for starters, and then probably burn Washington DC down and swear loyalty to Elizabeth.

If the best America can rule itself with is the clusterfuck why not settle for a few honorary ridings at parliament?

Washington was prior to the middle of the war a loyal Englishman at heart.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

51

Yeah, like you wouldn't ask too.*


*Clair Danes circa Romeo+Juliet. She's kinda got that wacky desperate aging chick look in her eyes now.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

52 49 george orwell,

No.

The worst thing is there are no frontiers to hide from the fuckers' reach anymore.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:04 PM (LRFds)

53 Can you imagine if we were all sitting in a room together, watching a monitor for some new post and just commented out loud to each other?

How cool would that be? I think I'll patent it and call it a "bar" or better yet a "pub."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2013 06:04 PM (XkWWK)

54 Who is stupid enough to meet the horndog in a "special room"?

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 06:04 PM (53z96)

55 51 LDC,

Yeah she was definitely a doll in that.

Then her middle phase where she was always in a bi-racial romp on screen.

Now...."crazy?" got plenty of my own honey.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)

56 54 Vic,

"Prsent!"

Juanita broderick

Sadly....

he screamed good old boy scumball to me back in the '80s

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)

57 Clinton looks pale and sickly. His bulbous nose grows more obscene looking by the day and his lecherous behavior only makes this worse. Don't know about Danes, but I was thinking about that photo op in Europe were he was pictured with porn stars.
Blech.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2013 06:06 PM (G+Wff)

58 Maybe he meant "womb" not "room".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 06:06 PM (5Igfs)

59
If Bill Clinton was an aoshq moron:

You want to come up and meet me in my special room. And by special room I mean bed and by meet me I mean have sex.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:03 PM (bj69)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 06:07 PM (p/cQy)

60 Claire Danes is Rita Hayworth, without the looks... or talent...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2013 06:00 PM (XkWWK)

Rita Hayworth is Rita Hayworth, and most actresses would fall short of the comparison, but Claire Danes was amazing in 'Temple Grandin'. Besides, it isn't Danes' fault Bill Clinton hit on her, doesn't make her good, bad, or in-between as a person. It just makes her another attractive woman who happened to intersect with Clinton's line of sight.

We've never had a political figure as shameless and amoralas Bill Clinton. Not even the late, now burning in Hell 'Lion of the Senate', Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2013 06:07 PM (vtiE6)

61 43 JJ Sefton,

I am humbled by your brutal coup d'grace

God bless you Sefton you're good folk.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:07 PM (LRFds)

62 Is the special room equipped with an ice pack? 'Cause you might want to put some on that, honey.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 06:07 PM (Lxw+T)

63 A Special Room: Where a cigar can exist and not exist at the same time.

Posted by: Concern Troll at January 14, 2013 06:07 PM (4KOF2)

64 I guess it depends on what your definition of "suck it, honey" is

Posted by: zimriel at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (RPo5A)

65 Claire Danes, still un unattractive waif.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (uhftQ)

66
All the big movies still in theaters are popping up on the internet. I suspect some Academy members have been very very bad.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (H96hE)

67 Ronald Reagan was from Hollywood. He wasn't stupid like these hacks.

Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (9tSXa)

68 60 troyriser,

I'd say that barry transcends Billy jeff's horndogging in an existential sense.

Billy jeff wants to screw models one at a time.

Barack uses bad models to fuck all America.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)

69
crap I ruined it, I was supposed to change svens name to bill clinton and by svens name I meant bill clinton. and by supposed to I meant I didnt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (p/cQy)

70

ladies and gentlemen...

I give you Father of the Year, Bill Clinton

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2013 06:09 PM (052zE)

71 All the big movies still in theaters are popping up on the internet. I suspect some Academy members have been very very bad.

This is good news.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 06:09 PM (Lxw+T)

72 He wants to know if the drapes match the carpet in his special room

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 06:09 PM (yHs2k)

73 Another round-heeled actress make a statement? Wow.

Slow news day?

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (OQpzc)

74
but I did score # 69 in the bill clinton thread so that was....something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (p/cQy)

75 Way O/T, but looking for some advice from the Horde. I'm looking at my last military move and would like to go someplace where I would want to remain when I retire. Have to submit my top3 or4 "wishes" from these vacancies. What would you guys recommend? If you had to move....

In no particular order (listing state only):

Colorado
Florida (X2)
Hawaii
Texas (X2)
New Mexico (X2)
Alabama
North Dakota

Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (PTS+l)

76 Does anyone just get overcome with despair at the state of this country?

I am just sitting at my desk, designing a new C# class, and all the sudden I think
"Fuck...Obama is still king, and I live in a country full of stupid fuckers that elected him"

I sign on here and see Clinton is still doing his dirty old man bit, and actresses that should really know better think it is charming. WTH?

Firefly got cancelled
Better Off Ted got cancelled
Invader Zim was cancelled

DAMNIT people are dumb.

Posted by: MrShad at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (Xqfwb)

77 In the special room, things will happen in your mouth that you may not expect.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (Lxw+T)

78 74 Guy Mohwak,

and your prize is never brushing your teeth again.

Heh....

Imagine Al Gore being any moron horde member's neighbor.

THAT would be entertainment.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:11 PM (LRFds)

79 The rest of us outside of the ruling class get a special room, too. Room 101.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 06:12 PM (Lxw+T)

80 It was pretty gross.

Bill Clinton walks in---standing ovation by the Hollywood Elite and then introduces Lincoln---a movie probably 70% of America thinks is about a Democrat.

The night proceeded to focus on Sarah Palin and Game Change about every 15 minutes.

Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:12 PM (r2PLg)

81 In no particular order (listing state only):



Colorado

Florida (X2)

Hawaii

Texas (X2)

New Mexico (X2)

Alabama

North Dakota



Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (PTS+l)

______________
FL or TX
No state income tax. Good weather.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 06:12 PM (HDgX3)

82 I hear Bill Clinton and "special room" and immediately think of Christopher Walken and "the Continental" on SNL, where he had a room stocked with chloroform and roofies.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 14, 2013 06:12 PM (WYOrt)

83 Father of the Year.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 06:13 PM (FcR7P)

84 Wow! She's lucky she got away! He rapes the ones who don't go along willingly.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 06:13 PM (H84UO)

85 Is Bill's "special" room--padded?

Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:13 PM (r2PLg)

86 Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (PTS+l)

Florida and NM are blue states now. Even the Rs in florida are Dems.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 06:13 PM (OQpzc)

87 'Hey baby, I'd like to plow your homeland. In a special room.' -- Bill Clinton

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 06:13 PM (nGO/U)

88 80 tasker,

she is so in their heads if there was ANY objective media to backlash the bastards they'd be vulnerable.

You know what they are gonna do by what they accuse you of.

You know who they fear by their telling you who on your side you MUST hate.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)

89 Completely OT:
I was just listening to Fox News when they played a clip of Dear Leader explaining away the unprecedentedly high number of background checks to buy firearms in December and gun shops picked clean:

Apparently the opponents of "commonsense measures" have convinced gun-owners that the "Federal government is coming for all their guns." The implication is that President Obama admits that he's coming for some of our guns.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 14, 2013 06:14 PM (nYHk7)

90 "Isn't that SPECIAL?!"

Posted by: Church Lady at January 14, 2013 06:14 PM (vcO4o)

91 Father of the Year.
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 06:13 PM (FcR7P)

Herod the Great was Father of the Year also. Well until he killed his kids, but even then he was a swell guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 06:14 PM (jE38p)

92 87 MUMR,

Hey baby you ever rode a tractor with a Rhode's scholar?'

Let me show you my green genes.

//Farmer Billy

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)

93 Amazing that Slick would leave the bedside of Muffer Clot-ham Stalin to go chase strange. Does anybody know if he thought Golden Globes meant an adult movie award ceremony?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:15 PM (tUFZN)

94 I'll rape that one yet!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 06:15 PM (H84UO)

95 Icedog, ND and TX have the jobs and will likely remain that way, unless you are going full retirement I'd go there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 06:15 PM (p/cQy)

96 DAMNIT people are dumb.
Posted by: MrShad at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (Xqfwb)

We are through the looking glass and Alice is an SM hooker on this side.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 06:15 PM (OQpzc)

97 89 Retired buckeye Cop,

Yup.

You're a cincy guy IIRC I've been meaning to ask you....

what the hell happened in Cincy on guns?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:15 PM (LRFds)

98 53 Can you imagine if we were all sitting in a room together, watching a monitor for some new post and just commented out loud to each other? How cool would that be? I think I'll patent it and call it a "bar" or better yet a "pub."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2013 06:04 PM (XkWWK)

*****

Will trousers still be optional?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2013 06:15 PM (1OZSU)

99 One of those rooms where you're both alone and not alone, as testimony may require.

So The Clinton's cat "Socks" is really Schrödinger's cat???

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 06:16 PM (XvHmy)

100 Icedog, ask if their sure there's no open billets in the Big Red 1.

Posted by: teej at January 14, 2013 06:16 PM (cgXSq)

101 #29
I AM A HUGE HUGE HUGE FAN AFTER SEEING THAT.

Posted by: CAC at January 14, 2013 06:16 PM (gB3IC)

102 Yet, these ditsy actresses probably would eagerly give him a BJ or more because he's like an "icon" or something.

I guess Hildebeast was unavailable for comment.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 06:16 PM (UOM48)

103 19
*warms up another post*

Posted by: CAC at January 14, 2013 05:53 PM (gB3IC)


LOL!

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 06:16 PM (X6akg)

104 It's a good thing Danes didn't take the drink Billy offered her.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 14, 2013 06:17 PM (WYOrt)

105 76
Does anyone just get overcome with despair at the state of this country?



Posted by: MrShad at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (Xqfwb)

_____________________
I do. But then something weird happens. Like for example this weekend I went skiing. The place I went has this long as gondola ride to the top, 15 minutes. I was riding up there with a group of 3 guys, 16/17 years old. Typical punk ass kids I thought (they were snowboarders so I think ALL snowboarders are punk asses ).

Anyway we get to chit chatting about this or that. The area around this ski resort is a big silver mining place. One of the kids says after he graduates from high school he'd like to get a job in one of the mines since silver is so high now they're all hiring lots of people. I said yeah that is pretty cool. And then one of his friends says (I don't remember the exact words I'm paraphrasing) "and if Obama didn't put so many fucking regulations on us, the mines would be hiring twice as many people". Made my day.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 06:17 PM (HDgX3)

106 We've never had a political figure as shameless and
amoralas Bill Clinton. Not even the late, now burning in Hell 'Lion of
the Senate', Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2013 06:07 PM (vtiE6)

Ahem.

Posted by: Skeezy the Preezy at January 14, 2013 06:18 PM (v9Cj5)

107 "102 Yet, these ditsy actresses probably would eagerly give him a BJ or more because he's like an "icon" or something.

I guess Hildebeast was unavailable for comment.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 06:16 PM (UOM4 "

For comment, and other things, I guess.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 14, 2013 06:18 PM (nGO/U)

108
80 It was pretty gross.

Bill Clinton walks in---standing ovation by the Hollywood Elite and then introduces Lincoln---a movie probably 70% of America thinks is about a Democrat.

The night proceeded to focus on Sarah Palin and Game Change about every 15 minutes.

-----------

Yeah, tasker...I didn't watch, but the clips I've seen today look like it was an especially pukeworthy display of Hollywood libspew.

Has anyone seen 'Lincoln' yet?
Is it even mentioned in the movie that Lincoln was...a Republican?

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 06:18 PM (fH4X9)

109 "Homeland" Star Claire Danes: Bill Clinton Told Me He Was a Big Fan and Asked If I Would Meet Him "In Some Special Room"

Wow. So actresses are sluts. Stop press.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 06:18 PM (ZTfHa)

110 Anybody else getting the piece of annoying shit from w.soundcloud.com?

Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2013 06:19 PM (VMcEw)

111 He thought golden globes were tan titties and he felt qualified to present at that

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 06:20 PM (yHs2k)

112 "Special Room." So that's what ol' Horndog is calling his rape room these days.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 06:20 PM (UOM48)

113 Watching her, I sometimes think Claire Danes took acting lessons from crazy ladies down at the Greyhound terminal.
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 14, 2013 05:56 PM (HVtRc)


That's funny, I thought she was giving crazy lessons to the denizens of the Greyhound terminal.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 06:20 PM (ZTfHa)

114
Had she gone with him to the "special room", the band would have struck up "Roofies and Flourishes".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 14, 2013 06:20 PM (Jcd0S)

115 >>North Dakota

Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (PTS+l)


Looks like a match right there.

Plus ND is booming.
And the reported housing issues that have cropped up shouldn't be a problem for you, since you'd have time to properly speculate on investment property.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 06:20 PM (aZ6ew)

116 Hey AtC, since you mentioned Rosario Dawson....


http://tinyurl.com/d68zo7s


NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

117 It was either some young hot thing or go home to "Not tonight, dear, I've got a concussion. Apparently."

Posted by: Bill, The Clitmaker at January 14, 2013 06:22 PM (FcR7P)

118 Willie Jeff won Father of the Year based on his body of work as a motherfucker.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 06:22 PM (aZ6ew)

119 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)


My friend thanks you for that!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at January 14, 2013 06:22 PM (Cnqmv)

120 ""Special Room." So that's what ol' Horndog is calling his rape room these days."
===============

It's got its own ice maker. So the girls can put ice on it after I'm done raping them.

*does that weird lip bite/thumbs up thing*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 06:22 PM (H84UO)

121 Btw, Claire Danes will be 34 in a couple months.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

122 So who was the actress he was feeling up in the blind item above? I was thinking Kerry Washington but then she is a bundler for the JEF

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 06:24 PM (yHs2k)

123 The night proceeded to focus on Sarah Palin and Game Change about every 15 minutes.

Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:12 PM (r2PLg)


I saw a picture of Julianne Moore from last night and she looks like she had some facial work that went really really wrong. Wrong as in "call me for Zombie movies or a remake of Brazil" level.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:24 PM (tUFZN)

124 The implication is that President Obama admits that he's coming for some of our guns.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 14, 2013 06:14 PM (nYHk7)

He can come for whatever he likes. I'm not giving anything up willingly, cold dead hands and all that.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2013 06:24 PM (vtiE6)

125 Special room?

"Special room" sounds like that cliche' moment in every serial killer movie, where the police are moving through the suspect's house when suddenly-

they

enter

his

Special room.


I'm surprised Dane's didn't run for her life.


During clinton's term in office, how many girls had to "put the lotion on it's skin"?

Lucky Monica, she got the lotion on her dress.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2013 06:24 PM (UgFxe)

126 123 Captain hate,

Acid woman or meat cleaver gal?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)

127 Willie Jeff won Father of the Year based on his body of work as a motherfucker.

Well, you can't keep fathering if you're husbanding, you know what I mean?

Posted by: Rascally Ol' Bill at January 14, 2013 06:25 PM (FcR7P)

128 Anyone know if they use chromatography labs in the drilling areas?

And yeah, that "their" should have been "there are".

Posted by: teej at January 14, 2013 06:25 PM (SgWU/)

129 Special Room? I'll show Bill the special room

Posted by: Hillary at January 14, 2013 06:25 PM (jE38p)

130 Medved has this soundbite of Bill Clinton talking about how much he hates the nickname "Slick Willie."

Only, Medved chops all the context out so we're left with Bill Clinton saying "Slick Willie." And without the context, he kind of sounds proud of it.

Always cracks me up when he plays it.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 06:25 PM (H84UO)

131
Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (PTS+l)

Texas
North Dakota
Florida

No gun registration in Texas, btw.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 06:26 PM (fH4X9)

132 You know, not a Christian, but if the choices are between letting Hollywood triumph as the arbiter of America, or everything going to the world of "The Handmaiden's Tale", well, I guess I'll start figuring out how to scrub nuclear waste....

Posted by: Y. at January 14, 2013 06:26 PM (0WRa/)

133 When you guys watch the Golden Globes or Oscars or any of those shows, you're giving liberals money. Stop watching this shit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 06:26 PM (HDgX3)

134 "Special Room? I'll show Bill the special room"
===============

Now, now, dear. You haven't cleaned up in there since you let Huma out.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 06:27 PM (H84UO)

135 Acid woman or meat cleaver gal?


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:25 PM (LRFds)


I'm not sure what that's in reference to but I meant the skeezer in Brazil that had so many face lifts that her skin stretched out wayyyyyy to the side of her head.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:27 PM (tUFZN)

136 How is it he isnt somebody's baby daddy?

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 06:27 PM (yHs2k)

137 It was very cold Sat nite, so at least they all froze their titties.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:28 PM (H96hE)

138 135 Captain hate,

yes and she was cut to look like his squeeze eventually.

Wheras her friend and lunch companion who was trying to fix Sam up with her daughter went to the "Acid" man and had a funeral after her head caved in.

Brazil...an absolute prophecy of where we are headed IMHO.

"We're all in this together."

//Tuttle

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)

139 136 How is it he isnt somebody's baby daddy?

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 06:27 PM (yHs2k)




Safe. Legal. Rare.


Well, I guess one out three ain't bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

140
136How is it he isnt somebody's baby daddy?

Been lotsa rumors about that...butthe media doesn't care.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 06:29 PM (fH4X9)

141 #136 He's sterile from mumps as a child. Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's child.

Or not. That was the discussion on Free Republic 10 years ago.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 14, 2013 06:30 PM (GoIUi)

142 136 ThunderB,

You remember all that talk Al was on about "lockboxes?"

Yeah he misheard Hillary! discussing political security in a lockbox instead of social security.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)

143 "Made my day."


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 06:17 PM (HDgX3)


Well, maybe there is some hope

Posted by: MrShad at January 14, 2013 06:30 PM (Xqfwb)

144 Remember the windowless hallway?

Posted by: PaddyJ at January 14, 2013 06:31 PM (PXrNL)

145 I'm sure he's been clipped. Hillary probably insisted.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:31 PM (H96hE)

146 141 Miss Marple,

or..Vince Foster's.......

food for thought.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:31 PM (LRFds)

147
How is it he isnt somebody's baby daddy?
<<<

Park. Suicide note. DC.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 06:32 PM (p/cQy)

148 Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:12 PM (r2PLg)

I saw a picture of Julianne Moore from last night and she looks like she had some facial work that went really really wrong. Wrong as in "call me for Zombie movies or a remake of Brazil" level.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:24 PM (tUFZN)

__________________

You want wrong--look up Angelica Huston.

She looks kind of like--The Joker.

Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:32 PM (r2PLg)

149 Brazil...an absolute prophecy of where we are headed IMHO.

"We're all in this together."

//Tuttle


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)


I love Terry Gilliam's movies; they all fucking bomb because they're not witless enough to have Julianne Moore go into a squirting frenzy, and maybe Gilliam is a lefty nut (I really don't know) but they entertain the hell out of me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:32 PM (tUFZN)

150 Like stall three in the men's room

Posted by: TexasJew at January 14, 2013 06:32 PM (lD8ju)

151 "Been lotsa rumors about that...butthe media doesn't care."
===============

MITT ROMNEY'S RICH!!!1!!

SARAH PALIN HAS A TANNING BED LOL!!1!!

Posted by: The MFM at January 14, 2013 06:32 PM (H84UO)

152 Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:10 PM (PTS+l)

Not CO. It's my homestate and I probably won't be back when we leave MO. Big GOP area was redistricted into Boulder, essentially silencing the farmers and small business owners of the front range, and the governor's trying his hand at gun-grabbing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 14, 2013 06:33 PM (wbeNt)

153 When Chelsea was young she looked like her father. But now she resembles her mother. I'd like to know when she is going to pop a kid. I bet they divorce soon. The two of them never spent much time togeter after the wedding.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:33 PM (H96hE)

154 148 Tasker,

Anjelica Houston once "the original MILF" and now....

Ellen barkin is similar.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

155 Clinton also was the Drycleaners Association Man of the Year

Posted by: TexasJew at January 14, 2013 06:34 PM (lD8ju)

156 150 Texas Jew,

Hey baby meet me in stall 69!

//Billy jeff

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

157 121--- "Btw, Claire Danes will be 34 in a couple months."
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

And her reaction to Bill Clinton is, "He's, you know, an icon." Sounds like a 12 yr old swooning over Justin Bieber.
We have indeed become a nation of perpetual adolescents.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2013 06:34 PM (C8mVl)

158 Polli you're in Missouri?
Hi neighbor.

Posted by: teej at January 14, 2013 06:35 PM (SgWU/)

159 You want wrong--look up Angelica Huston.



She looks kind of like--The Joker.

Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:32 PM (r2PLg)


Well she was with Jack for a long time and her dad wasn't exactly a model father. She's always looked kind of strange but I saw a picture of her and Jack from quite a while back and she looked very pretty. I can believe she'd go downhill fast; like completely vertical.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:35 PM (tUFZN)

160 152 Polli,

Come to Texas with us...or Louisiana.

I want to go make a go in Alaska but the feds own 60% of her....

it is complicated.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)

161 Ellen Barkin is another plastic surgery trainwreck. I've seen porn disasters who look better.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:37 PM (tUFZN)

162 >>>You want wrong--look up Angelica Huston.
She looks kind of like--The Joker.
Posted by: tasker

She's in her 60s & has gained weight. If she had a face lift, she wouldn't have a dble chin and no neck.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:38 PM (H96hE)

163 @ 148

You want wrong--look up Angelica Huston.

She looks kind of like--The Joker.



The Fat Joker maybe.

She looks like she got a sausage gravy IV stuck in her arm.

And her mouth looks like she had it surgically stretched so she could eat whole chickens in one bite.


The stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2013 06:38 PM (UgFxe)

164
76Does anyone just get overcome with despair at the state of this country?

You are not alone there. Every so often I think I will just do no politics of any sort for a week. No discussion, no blogs, no Drudge, no TV news for a whole week and see if the frustration lessens. It kind of stressful always being so disgusted with the hypocracy, lies and power grabbing that we are experiencing. It feels like the Country is being destroyed purposely and we are unable to stop it due to the incredible stupidity of so many of our brethern. But, I can't stop. It's like watching a train wreck and I can't look away.

Posted by: Daily Dish at January 14, 2013 06:39 PM (+b3dK)

165 I wish BJ Clinton would just...go away.

Soon.

Posted by: Fatty Acids at January 14, 2013 06:39 PM (QupBk)

166 Okay so maybe not _The Joker--but Jabba the Hut?

Posted by: tasker at January 14, 2013 06:40 PM (r2PLg)

167 ""I wish BJ Clinton would just...go away."


Soon."

===============

And then...

Posted by: The Fires of Hell at January 14, 2013 06:40 PM (H84UO)

168 Just a reminder I posted this morning.
Gun rights rally at the statehouse in Topeka this Saturday at 10:00 am.

Posted by: teej at January 14, 2013 06:41 PM (SgWU/)

169
Look, women who are old enough to be your g-mother look old. There is nothing wrong with it. What's bizarre is some 60ish woman without a wrinkle.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:44 PM (H96hE)

170 Claire Danes......meh. She keeps hinting to expose her boobehs on Homeland, but never follows through. Bitch.

On the bright side Morena Baccarin has shown her perky boobehs on the show several times. Good girl.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 06:48 PM (KZuD1)

171 East side of MO teej. Although I always wave and say "Hi chemjeff, hi teej" as we drive through on our way to CO.

I'm seriously considering TX sven. Since I was raised on Texan jokes instead of ethnic jokes, that shows how unhappy I am about CO's recent direction.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 14, 2013 06:49 PM (wbeNt)

172 What's bizarre is some 60ish woman without a wrinkle.
Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:44 PM (H96hE)






Always look at the hands. Hands never lie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2013 06:50 PM (KZuD1)

173 Look, women who are old enough to be your
g-mother look old. There is nothing wrong with it. What's bizarre is
some 60ish woman without a wrinkle.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 06:44 PM (H96hE)


I have no problem with women who look their age or get a very slight enhancement; I poke fun at women who look like members of a different life form.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2013 06:51 PM (tUFZN)

174 171 Polli,

Texas won't promise you heaven but is full of people who will fight tyranny like hell.

We need to do everything in our power to keep TX red b/c I think she is almsot singlehandedly keeping about two amendments alive right now.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

175 172 ITC,

Yeah hands and necks.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 06:52 PM (LRFds)

176 Thanks for the feedback on my assignment choices. Any rons in San Antonio area? Both positions in Texas are in the San Antonio area. I'm a Texas resident from Houston, but haven't lived in Texas in more than 20 years.

No state tax, friendly military environment, and "liberal" gun laws make Texas hard to ignore.

Posted by: Icedog at January 14, 2013 06:54 PM (PTS+l)

177 "You know, the special room, where I did not have sex with that woman?"

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2013 06:54 PM (vEjs1)

178 Ace: Did you see where the FDA on Wednesday is going to put through legislation over ecigs. It will make them harder to get, more expensive and taxed to oblivion.

Posted by: Daily Dish at January 14, 2013 07:06 PM (+b3dK)

179 Yeah hands and necks.

The wattle.

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2013 07:11 PM (QupBk)

180 I think in Hollywood it's just considered normal for a Father of the Year to take random actresses (or actors) aside and do sex to them.

I think it's how most of them got their jobs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 07:24 PM (bxiXv)

181 We are talking about - generally- a group of people who specialize at creating their own reality, right? All the same, What a Dingbat! hahahahaha.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfins at January 14, 2013 08:41 PM (g5wi5)

182 Generally, I find the more wealthy and powerful the individual, the more generally they presume that every person they meet can't wait to hop into bed with them based on those attributes. I don't mean to stereotype unfairly, but it does seem to be a pattern. And then there are the ditzy people like this dingbat, whose behavior reinforces that belief.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfins at January 14, 2013 08:47 PM (g5wi5)

183 Well yes..Bill Clinton is living proof that sexual predators can not be cured. Father of the year....
Sexual predator of the year.......
I think that Hollywood should actually offer an Oscar for that with slick Willy as the first recipent....why not? Every other traditional. moral and ethical argument has already been breached by Obama and the MSM.

Posted by: buffy at January 14, 2013 09:01 PM (INAPN)

184 108 wheatie.

"Has anyone seen 'Lincoln' yet?
Is it even mentioned in the movie that Lincoln was...a Republican? "

Yes, the film is very clear about his party, and even admitted he was born in Kentucky for all of 20 seconds. BU, two groups of Republicans are presented. The GOOD radical republicans who push the amendment's passage but who's goals went far beyond the end of slavery, to include forcing LAND REDISTRIBUTION in the South after their defeat.The BAD (anti-progressive) Republicans don't want the amendment passed, but voted yes in order to gain a deal allowing the South to surrender without being completely destroyed by the Union army's march. (Tell that to the people of Atlanta and those in the path of Sherman's March). The rest of the House consisted of Democrats fighting the amendment and Democrats whose vote was up for sale. Much of the film emphasizes what a cowardly bunch of corrupt sleezebags made up most of the (evil) HOUSE which had not passed the bill like the (good) SENATE. (Am I being too paranoid to suspect a double-message being conveyed? -somehow I kept picking up the idea that the film wanted me to make the comparison to the present-day House) However, if you watch the movie for the pure joy of good historical drama , it's a fantastic film about the nearly miraculous vote that saved our country from a future with slavery. Daniel Day Lewis's transformation into Lincoln was so perfect it was beyond belief. He went to the effort to adapt an authentic Kentucky accent much to my surprise and delight. And He clearly defines his party as Republican.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfins at January 14, 2013 09:55 PM (g5wi5)

185 What? He wasn't home tending to his poor, brain damaged wife?

Posted by: Beef at January 14, 2013 10:33 PM (mb1uj)

186 So which Hollywood tramp took him up on his offer? The man is no fool and certainly understands that many of these actresses got their starts by pleasuring Hollywood producers.

Posted by: OxyCon at January 15, 2013 01:05 AM (U7XyJ)

187 Dear gawd. Don't let Hound Dog back in the Oval.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 15, 2013 01:51 AM (Q63S1)






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