New Coroner's Report: Much Like David Gregory, Robert Wagner Might Have Benefited From Official Favor 31 Years Ago

A year ago the LA coroner reclassified Natalie Wood's death from "accidental" to "undetermined."

They'll now reclassify it again -- to something other than "accidental" or "undetermined."

Which leaves only homicide, either of the murder or suicide type.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM



Comments

1 Call my psychic hotline! I'll tell you what was going through Natalie Wood's mind in her last moments on Earth!

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (e0xKF)

2 Obligatory joke: What wood doesn't float? Natalie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 03:22 PM (GFM2b)

3 What didn't Natalie take a shower on board the yacht?
She figured she would just wash ashore.

Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (84pE9)

4 Robert and Natalie were married twice. Just one of those divorces that didn't work out

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (R8hU8)

5 No shit. One of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (VtjlW)

6 So what was his motive? He was banging Natalie Wood, ferchrissakes.

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2013 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

7
Is suicide officially classified as a murder?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 03:25 PM (p/cQy)

8 If a Kennedy offers to drive you to a yacht party thrown by a Wagner, politely decline.

Do something safer instead, like a nice game of Russian Roulette.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (SY2Kh)

9 I do not think current technology is capable of measuring which of the last two posts i care less about.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (SO2Q8)

10 The only question here is who Number Two was working for that night.

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (e0xKF)

11 Robert Wagner tried to sell me a reverse mortgage on TV. If he's a cold-blooded killer, can I really trust him?


OTOH, has Henry Winkler killed anyone? If not, maybe I can go with him. Besides, he's giving out a free pack of large print playing cards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (QKKT0)

12 I don't think he killed her. Or, that if he did do something it was not an intent to kill her. Who tries to kill someone by throwing them overboard in a harbor. This is just another "conspiracy myth".

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (53z96)

13 7
Is suicide officially classified as a murder?

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Let us remember that murder is nothing more than an extraverted suicide.

Posted by: Monty Python at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (e0xKF)

14 Do something safer instead, like a nice game of Russian Roulette.
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Word

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (SO2Q8)

15 Used to be.. you paid a guy off in this town, that fucking guy stayed bought!

Posted by: Robert Wagner at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (gCa4h)

16 Natalie Woods' death was definitely Bush's fault.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (CLkAH)

17 If only there was a cowbell on board that night. Wee could have summoned help.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (QKKT0)

18 I don't think he killed her. Or, that if he did do something it was not an intent to kill her. Who tries to kill someone by throwing them overboard in a harbor. This is just another "conspiracy myth".

Much easier to take her farther out, tie a bleeding fish around her neck and let the sharks do the rest.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (GFM2b)

19 From CBS: "Sources say the report concludes that the bruising on the actress' wrists, knees, and ankles..."

Sounds more like they had an interesting and varied sex life.

Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (84pE9)

20 I thought women were supposed to float.

Posted by: William Shatner at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (QKKT0)

21
I thought women were supposed to float.
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (84pE9)

22 19 From CBS: "Sources say the report concludes that the bruising on the actress' wrists, knees, and ankles..."

Sounds more like they had an interesting and varied sex life.

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They didn't even mention where I used to keep my watch while I was with her.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (e0xKF)

23 There's a pic. of her up @ Hot Air. My god she was a beautiful woman. I always forget the hotness that was, and am comforted by the fact that there is a new crop every year.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 14, 2013 03:31 PM (M0O7A)

24 when the feds come for my guns I guess i'll tell them the last time I saw them was when natalie came over to borrow them

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 14, 2013 03:31 PM (S7aTs)

25 OTOH, has Henry Winkler killed anyone? If not, maybe
I can go with him. Besides, he's giving out a free pack of large print
playing cards.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (QKKT0)


You could always go with The Fred.

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (X6akg)

26 Didn't strangely dead Breitbart's coroner strangley die of rat poison a week after labeling Brietbart's strange death as natural causes?

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (OQpzc)

27 At least you didn't have to type a lot for this post, Ace..

This is about as suspicious as them bringing up the lone gunman crap from the JFK assassination again. Sounds like there is a book in the offing by someone.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (f9c2L)

28 Davern also says Wagner waited hours after Wood went missing before calling for help.

Ted Kennedy was a Hollywood consultant?

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (FcR7P)

29 Unfortunately BSR, the hot nowadays has no class.

Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (84pE9)

30 My favorite film with her in it was The Great Race. That was truly one of the best comedy films ever made.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (53z96)

31 So what was his motive? He was banging Natalie Wood, ferchrissakes.
Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2013 03:25 PM (RD7QR)



Depending on the version you hear, it was either by Wagner jealousy that she was banging Walken, jealousy by her that he was banging Walken or a threeway gone awry.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (VtjlW)

32 This crime is nothing compared to what Bush did to this county. Presdent Obama should arrest Bush now and send him to Guamtonamoe Bay,Hawaii prision!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Obamaboro, Vt and Proud of it !!!!!!!!!! at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (48wze)

33
heh
Natalie floats like green bay plays defense

don't h8

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (S7aTs)

34 Depending on the version you hear, it was either by Wagner jealousy that she was banging Walken, jealousy by her that he was banging Walken or a threeway gone awry.

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We were reinacting a scene from my hit The Deer Hunter and things got out of hand.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (e0xKF)

35
OT per the radio:
Boehner says "congress will do its job and lift the debt ceiling".


Well, that was easy. No fuss, no muss, no cuts, no principles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (p/cQy)

36 She also had a BAC of .14 and had been taking prescription drugs that clashed with alcohol. So everyone knows that getting drunk and getting in the water does not mix.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (53z96)

37 Natalie floats like green bay plays defense
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Phew. Dodged a bullet there

Posted by: Notre Dame 'Fighting' Irish Defense at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (84pE9)

38 Here comes SQUIRRRRRREEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!


Posted by: cajun carrot at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (UZQM8)

39
32 Guamtonamoe Bay,Hawaii
HA!!!! thats what my wife calls waikiki

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (S7aTs)

40 On the plus side, definitely not a witch...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2013 03:35 PM (SO2Q8)

41 Boehner says "congress will do its job and lift the debt ceiling".

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What, you couldn't at least ask for a bottle of lube before the nation gets it up the ass, John?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:35 PM (e0xKF)

42 #35 Was there any question?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 14, 2013 03:35 PM (9+ccr)

43 -
Fwiw -
Natalie's last movie - Brainstorm - has some proto-pron that's worth checking out.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (RuUvx)

44 Fucking assault rifles!

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (fWAjv)

45 Unfortunately BSR, the hot nowadays has no class.
Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (84pE9)

I'd still hit Megan Fox like a hawk hitting a mouse, but I wouldn't respect her in the morning.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (OQpzc)

46
#42

Not on my part.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (p/cQy)

47 Natalie's last movie - Brainstorm - has some proto-pron that's worth checking out.

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More like "high-tech masturbation" IIRC.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (e0xKF)

48 Oh, so they're floating the idea of a per-mile highway tax again. Get ready for a GPS device that transmits data to the government, folks!

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

49 I'd still hit Megan Fox like a hawk hitting a mouse, but I wouldn't respect her in the morning.

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Just tell her to go out and detail your sportscar when she's done.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:37 PM (e0xKF)

50 When will our government get serious about boat safety?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 14, 2013 03:37 PM (+lsX1)

51 On the plus side, definitely not a witch...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2013 03:35 PM (SO2Q

Isn't that undetermined? She floated after a few hours anyway.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:38 PM (OQpzc)

52 I'd still hit Megan Fox like a hawk hitting a mouse, but I wouldn't respect her in the morning.

Hell, I don't respect her now and I'd still hit her.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2013 03:38 PM (kqqGm)

53 When will our government get serious about boat safety?
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Time to ban assault boats!

Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (84pE9)

54 I had a friend who went to the back of the boat to take a piss and fell in.
He didn't surface for two days.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (+I8Mq)

55 Rumor going around is Wal Mart has suspended ordering ammo until TFG figures out what he is going to do.

http://www.therightscoop.com/walmart-not-ordering-more-ammo-until-gun-control-decision-is-made/

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (gkfSV)

56 Boehner says "congress will do its job and lift the debt ceiling".

Here, Natalie, grab on to this rope. ...while I drop anchor.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (FcR7P)

57 55 Rumor going around is Wal Mart has suspended ordering ammo until TFG figures out what he is going to do.

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If they're waiting on him to figure out what he's going to do, I don't think they're being reinstated anytime soon.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (e0xKF)

58 From the department of reclassification department:

Natalie Wood: executed in a sharia-compliant honor killing

Posted by: Democrat-enabled sharia at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (5s60v)

59 thats what my wife calls waikiki...

East Tokyo.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (+I8Mq)

60 I'm leaning toward accidental manslaughter, which I don't think is the same as a pure accident. Maybe there was a fight and someone pushed someone else and Wood ended up in the water. If Wagner (or someone else) wanted to KILL her there are more effective methods than chucking someone off a boat in sight of land, even if it's the middle of the night.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

61 I'd still hit Megan Fox like a hawk hitting a mouse, but I wouldn't respect her in the morning.---
Any moron hits her and i'll respect the moron...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (SO2Q8)

62 59
thats what my wife calls waikiki...

East Tokyo.

And the locals there are racist as can be... They hate "howlies"....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (9+ccr)

63 she was drinking and taking pills as they all were. She was also deathly afraid of the water and couldn't swimand everybody knew that. I bet they had a fight in the cabin and he dragged up and tossed her off. The only way to prove it is if Walken, or Wagner talked. 30 years, somebody probabaly has. People are chatty

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (Dnbau)

64 57
Confirms what those on the right have really been worried about. They are going after ammo and it was probably confirmed to Wally World at last Thursdays meeting.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 14, 2013 03:42 PM (gkfSV)

65 It's just a small step from murder to swindling old people out of their homes with a reverse mortgage.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 14, 2013 03:42 PM (YYNSl)

66 thats what my wife calls waikiki...

East Tokyo.

And the locals there are racist as can be... They hate "howlies"....


I've contended for a long time that Barack Obama was the victim of racism almost all of his life.

And none of it from whites.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (T0NGe)

67 Crap. I'm going to have to watch Donkey Punch tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (VtjlW)

68 So, when they come to confiscate your wife just tell them you lost her in a boating accident?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (1OZSU)

69 8 If a Kennedy offers to drive you to a yacht party thrown by a Wagner, politely decline.

Do something safer instead, like a nice game of Russian Roulette.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (SY2Kh)

ISWYDT!!!!! Mao!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2013 03:44 PM (XkWWK)

70 This, jody foster being gay, and lance armstrong telling the truth: yawn. The question is was Walken banging her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 03:44 PM (9Bj8R)

71 68 So, when they come to confiscate your wife just tell them you lost her in a boating accident?

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Thread winner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:44 PM (e0xKF)

72 chucking someone off a boat in sight of land

You mean he killed her while doing a card trick?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 14, 2013 03:44 PM (edXwF)

73
Favors as in getting Natalie to sign a reverse mortgage before it was cool.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (mETGQ)

74 Nigel Tufnel said it best, "authorities said...best leave it unsolved..."

Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (WvxuC)

75 I don't think he pushed her overboard. When she tripped in her drunkenness, he have ignored her scream.


Posted by: Al at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (V70Uh)

76 She wasn't a witch after all.

Posted by: Sir Bedivire at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (ay6+/)

77 The question is was Walken banging her?

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More of a multiple choice question-

Was Walken-
A. Banging co-star Wood
B. Banging her husband Wagner
or
C. Banging them both?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (e0xKF)

78 Paging MPPPP........



Paging MPPPP......

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (da5Wo)

79 So, when they come to confiscate your wife just tell them you lost her in a boating accident?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (1OZSU)

Don't laugh. They'll find a way to tax sex with a GPS chip. Or a VAT tax on each chubby.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (OQpzc)

80 You mean he killed her while doing a card trick?
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 14, 2013 03:44 PM (edXwF)


I think that would be "by sleight of hand."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)

81 Hart vs. Hart: When they met, it was moider.




Well, it might have been.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (Lxw+T)

82 74 Nigel Tufnel said it best, "authorities said...best leave it unsolved..."

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Kind of hard to dust for water, now isn't it?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (e0xKF)

83 That explains why the ammo stock at the local Wal-Mart has been frozen in time for like, a month. No one has bought a single box from the crappy, near empty stock of .22 and 12-gage, which is all they have.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (5s60v)

84 Why do you have to die to let go?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (5Igfs)

85 Don't laugh. They'll find a way to tax sex with a GPS chip. Or a VAT tax on each chubby.
Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (OQpzc)


Prima Nocta.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:47 PM (4df7R)

86
Prima Nocta.

It's good to be king.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:47 PM (ZDsRL)

87 Christ, people have known since the middle ages that witches always float. Torture was the only reason western civilization was able to survive the outbreak of satanic witchcraft of that period. Without torture they would never have either confessed or ratted out the other witches.

Posted by: occam at January 14, 2013 03:47 PM (cWOlF)

88
67
Crap. I'm going to have to watch Donkey Punch tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (VtjlW)



I cannot believe you just tossed a softball like that at the Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:48 PM (da5Wo)

89 It was a monster from my Id.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2013 03:49 PM (KXm42)

90 Interesting sidebar:

Even today, Natalie Wood is still hotter than Lena Dunham.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 03:49 PM (gCa4h)

91
I cannot believe you just tossed a softball like that at the Horde.

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And much like Bambi, the Horde seems to have whiffed at it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:49 PM (e0xKF)

92 The real mystery is the death of Carol Wayne.

Couldn't swim, hated water. Mysterious drowning.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 03:49 PM (5Igfs)

93 63. The only way to prove it is if Walken, or Wagner talked. 30 years, somebody probabaly has. People are chatty.

Especially the hired help. As if Wagner were a yachtsman. Maybe he played one in a movie.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 14, 2013 03:50 PM (BAnPT)

94 Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (gkfSV)


Remember Biden had a closed door meeting with Wally World. I think they know what TFG is going to attempt.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 03:51 PM (fWAjv)

95 Don't laugh. They'll find a way to tax sex with a GPS chip. Or a VAT tax on each chubby.
Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (OQpzc)

******

Hmmm...let's see, 15% of 12 inches...that'd be like a 1.8 inch tax.I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2013 03:51 PM (1OZSU)

96 "The real mystery is the death of Carol Wayne."

But no one wrote a song mentioning that she was in a car crash, and lost her hair.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 14, 2013 03:51 PM (5s60v)

97 Wagner played a guy who killed his GF in a Hitchcock flick.


I'm just asking questions.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (KXm42)

98 I was always confused as to why Santa did not save Natalie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (9Bj8R)

99 Confirms what those on the right have really been worried about. They are going after ammo and it was probably confirmed to Wally World at last Thursdays meeting.
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 14, 2013 03:42 PM (gkfSV)


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A one-dollar-a-round tax. That'll fix the national debt too.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (qYQR1)

100 "The real mystery is the death of Carol Wayne."

The glory of her rack still lives on in memory.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (Lxw+T)

101 I think that would be "by sleight of hand."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)


Oh. Oh yeah. And besides, who would bring cards on a boat?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (edXwF)

102 "The real mystery is the death of Carol Wayne."

Someone cut off her Slauson?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 03:53 PM (gCa4h)

103 If you haven't seen it,watch This Property Is Condemned with Natlie Wood and Robert Redford. No sexier woman on screen ever as she was in that movie.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:53 PM (m2CN7)

104 Remember Biden had a closed door meeting with Wally World. I think they know what TFG is going to attempt.
Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 03:51 PM (fWAjv)


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Something tells me this isn't going to end well.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:54 PM (qYQR1)

105 Confirms what those on the right have really been
worried about. They are going after ammo and it was probably confirmed
to Wally World at last Thursdays meeting.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 14, 2013 03:42 PM (gkfSV)





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A one-dollar-a-round tax. That'll fix the national debt too.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (qYQR1)



There are lots of places to buy ammo other than Walmart. You can do it online and have them ship to your door. What can be better than that other than prices going back down to pre-panic levels?

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:54 PM (GQ8sn)

106 A one-dollar-a-round tax. That'll fix the national debt too.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:52 PM (qYQR1)


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AND, just to add: This won't come out as a stand-alone bill. It'll probably be attached to another spending bill like defense spending. There's repubs already caving over this.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:57 PM (qYQR1)

107 Actually, the world is full of super hot women. Hollywood likes the less than super hot women for some reason.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:59 PM (OQpzc)

108 I cannot believe you just tossed a softball like that at the Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:48 PM (da5Wo)

Notice that nobody jumped on it. Having a murder? of Raptors comes with benefits.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 03:59 PM (fWAjv)

109 There are lots of places to buy ammo other than Walmart. You can do it online and have them ship to your door. What can be better than that other than prices going back down to pre-panic levels?
Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:54 PM (GQ8sn)


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And what makes you think that they won't go after on-line ammo sales too? I'm thinking that on-line sales will be prohibited.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:59 PM (qYQR1)

110 Someone cut off her Slauson?

She never left Art Fern's house alive.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 04:01 PM (Lxw+T)

111 attached to another spending bill like defense spending. There's repubs already caving over this.
Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:57 PM (qYQR1)

They'll have to pass it. It'll be a crisis, don't you know?

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 04:01 PM (OQpzc)

112 It will be fun watching some Republican talking heads explain how submitting to a dollar-per-round tax will put us in a better negotiating position.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 04:03 PM (Lxw+T)

113 She never left Art Fern's house alive.

Damn, we're old.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 04:05 PM (gCa4h)

114 Damn, we're old.

One of us is dead.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 14, 2013 04:06 PM (Lxw+T)

115 A one-dollar-a-round tax. That'll fix the national debt too.

On golf. Surplus baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 04:21 PM (GFM2b)

116 #36 And make that cold water at night and hypothermia and drowning isn't very far away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 14, 2013 04:24 PM (hLRSq)

117
One of us is dead.


right. right.

damn, I'm sorry about that. I keep forgetting....

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 04:29 PM (gCa4h)

118 32
This crime is nothing compared to what Bush did to this county. Presdent
Obama should arrest Bush now and send him to Guamtonamoe Bay,Hawaii
prision!!!!!!!!


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What? and capsize the whole island?

Posted by: Hank Johnson. Dem intellectual at January 14, 2013 04:30 PM (Xv7f/)

119 Natalie Woods' death was definitely Bush's fault.

Nah. Global warming got her. She was 1/32 polar bear.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 04:34 PM (ZTfHa)

120 "I'm leaning toward accidental manslaughter, which I don't think is the
same as a pure accident. Maybe there was a fight and someone pushed
someone else and Wood ended up in the water. If Wagner (or someone else)
wanted to KILL her there are more effective methods than chucking
someone off a boat in sight of land, even if it's the middle of the
night."

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: sablegsd at January 14, 2013 05:07 PM (AKS75)

121
Robert Wagner? will he be arrested by Tony DiNozzo? interrogated by Gibbs??

Has made for TV all over it!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 14, 2013 05:41 PM (1hM1d)

122 K-Bob @96-
Best version of 'Don't Pass Me By' was done by the Georgia Satellites. Not Ringo. Not that I have anything against Ringo.

Posted by: EROWMER at January 14, 2013 06:33 PM (kxlCQ)

123 Are justifiable police and civilian killings counted as homicides?

Are they included in the stats that anti gun people use to attack guns?

Posted by: Goatweed at January 14, 2013 09:06 PM (kgemg)






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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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