Lena Dunham of the "Your First Time Should Be With Obama" Political Ad to Feature Republican Character on Show

What could go wrong?

In an interview, she explained the Republican character thus:

Why make him a Republican?

We liked the idea of a Republican entering their universe. And Hannah doesn’t really have a clear sense of why you shouldn’t date a Republican; it’s kind of just like the same reason why you shouldn’t date a Nazi: You just shouldn’t.

Wait, so your position is that you shouldn’t date a Republican?

My personal position is that you should date anyone you want so long as they treat you respectfully and share your value system. So it might be hard for me to date someone who was against gay marriage and abortion rights — I don’t think I would be attracted to them — but I don’t have any personal problem with dating a Republican. I do think that Hannah has this reverse ignorance where she’s like, If they’re Republican, get them out of my airspace, and that was a fun thought to explore.

Breitbart seizes on the Nazi quote while NakedDC argues that she didn't really call Republicans Nazis.

I don't think she really called Republicans Nazis herself-- it's more complicated than that. Actually, based on what she said, she's exploring the idea of "reverse ignorance" about Republicans, with the character just considering them beneath contempt without knowing why, is of course something we ourselves talk about.

Of course, the reason the show can explore this idea, and the reason Dunham is interested in it, is because it's a genuine phenomenon which she either a) partly believes or b) completely believes or c) completely believed when slightly younger and now that she's older only partly believes it.

So yes, certainly, the whole idea will make for a credible storyline because it's a real phenomenon, but it does seem that she's aware it's a form of "ignorance" and it seems pretty likely her character will wind up on the wrong side of the Learning Things storyline.

Of course, while it's nice and all that the storyline will involve reasons why the character (and by extension, us) is not really a Nazi, and why Dunham's character (which is pretty much just Dunham) is wrong about that and a little bit bigoted and ignorant, we're still going to have a show in which the heroine harbors these bigoted and ignorant views and suffers no social consequences for them -- no back-turning, no shaming.

While she'll undoubtedly learn that some of her intolerance is unfounded, I'm going to play Psychic here and just guess that 90% of her intolerance will remain unchallenged and hence, as a matter of unstated editorial, will remain endorsed in the show's view of the world. In fact, I'm going to go head and Predict that her big epiphany on Republicans is that some of them are reasonable and enlightened enough to hold Democratic positions on social issues.


NakedDC subtitles her take on the brouhaha "This is why we lose" -- that is, that conservatives tend to be looking for a reason to be outraged in a way we'd find tedious and silly if exhibited by others.

I do think it's a little bit that -- sometimes the Outrage Meter should be allowed to fall back down to zero, if only to make sure it's still functioning properly and can still fall to zero (or if it's broken and its lowest setting is now "Moderately Outraged").

But I think it's more two different effects:

The first effect is the Internet Dumb Effect, where people basically have only two possible reactions, glowing support or fiery scorn. People used to parody this effect when we saw teenagers arguing about -- so very long ago -- NSYNC, where one group of teenagers thought they were just the cat's pyjamas and another group called them NSTINK. Opinions on the Internet -- because they're often now expressed via Twitter, and 140 characters does not permit much nuance -- tend to be compressed into only two possible responses, "SUXXOR" and "ROXXOR," as the kids used to say (and we used to make fun of the kids for saying that).

SUXXOR and ROXXOR (or absolute hate and absolute love) are pretty rare emotions in someone's actual life but tend to appear on the Internet with far, far more frequency. And that's probably a silly thing.

The other thing that's going on is this -- most people do not really stay on the immediate topic, anytime, ever. If I found some kind of old document that reported Hitler's care for his dog, and the document said he treated the dog extremely well, people from all walks of life would call me a Hitler-loving Nazi-apologist.

People aren't particularly good at separating some minor piece of data from the entire corpus of data they know about a person or subject. Thus, my hypothetical "Hitler treated his dog well" document would immediately become grist for discussion not about the thing itself, but of Hitler and Hitlerism.

You see liberals do this all the time, of course. If a rare film has a conservative message, you'll see liberal critics reviewing not the film (which is what they're supposed to be doing) in favor of reviewing conservatism, which is not a film.

Kathryn Bigelow didn't get a Best Director nomination because many liberals in the Academy didn't review/evaluate her film, but instead chose to review/evaluate enhanced interrogation methods (SPOILER ALERT: they don't like them).

But people generally do this. They don't really parse this particular thing and that specific thing.

In this case, although there's "outrage" over Lena Dunham's words -- and probably somewhat misplaced -- what people are really doing is finding a new context in which to express their general disapproval of Lena Dunham, her politics and her insultingly jejune political ad (insulting even more to those it intended to sway-- a rare feat!) and her general worldview and Hollywood as a general matter.

Still, while that's understandable, and a perfectly normal method of human communication ("Let me take this one bit of minor data as a pretext to discuss the bigger thing I want to talk about"), it's not a very precise way to communicate.

And it can result in some silliness. In the Lena Dunham outrage, people are ignoring some words she said and smuggling in some words she didn't say in order to get to the bigger picture point, that she sucks.

I don't disagree that she sucks, but this quote probably isn't the best way to establish that proposition.

More: This part of the interview illustrates the perils of the ROXXOR/SUXXOR polarity:


Is that a fear thing, do you think?

Well, this is what I think about Taylor Swift all the time, that she’s like, “If you didn’t want me to write a song about you, then you should’ve been nicer.”

You were talking about Taylor Swift last week, and you said that some of your Twitter followers were horrified to learn that you like her.

Like three quarters of the girls that follow me love Taylor Swift, and one quarter are hipster doofuses who think the fact that she is … here’s the thing. Anyone who thinks Taylor Swift isn’t good for the girl cause has to be crazy, because any woman who’s dominating the charts, the creative director of her own empire, and made whatever millions of dollars last year is only lifting us up. Killing it. And she’s super-creative, an amazing role model, beautiful.

My reaction was sort of, “You maybe don’t get this show if you can’t like these songs.”

And also I’m like, if you don’t want to feel, then — I don’t even know what music you should listen to. Just go home and listen to your German techno and leave me alone. But I just love Taylor Swift. And I think it’s fake intellectuals who don’t have an interest in her. I think real intellectuals would be interested in what she’s doing and understand that she represents something really cool and like a great cultural shift.

I'm with ya -- fake intellectuals, yeah. Keep it coming.

Anyone who tries to debate Taylor Swift with me, I’m like, “You are an uninformed consumer, and you will be shut down. You’re not doing this.” I feel the same way about Katy Perry. I’m like, If you wanna have a fucking conversation with me about Katy Perry — Katy Perry is a brilliant, hilarious Democrat genius.

You lost me.


Posted by: Ace at 02:37 PM



Comments

1
Aren't these characters who just go out, get drunk or high, and then fall into whatever bed is close. Maybe they realize they slept with a Republican but it's not until it is too late.

Posted by: ejo at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (GXvSO)

2 Ignorance with a microphone.

Posted by: dandalo at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (GAJm6)

3 Howard Stern summed her up quite nicely last week and it had nothing to do with republicans.

Posted by: keena at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (VSfsH)

4 Clean up on crazy, aisle 2, clean up on crazy, aisle 2.

Posted by: Ben at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (C2Y4l)

5 I just can't help thinking that the Republican portrayal she puts into her shitty show is goingto be an Aaron Sorkin idea of a Republican.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM (GULKT)

6 She's ugly and of moderate intelligence.

Posted by: MJ at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM (vl5mg)

7 How is one article in Breitbart outrage?

Aside from maybe 3, 4 blog posts, how is that outrage?

Pointing out a blog post and declaring it unfit outrage is a bit over the top, no?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 02:44 PM (yPX0e)

8 Ah yes. It's sure to be a fair and thoughtful portrayal. [snerk snort]

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

9 I posted this yesterday, from Newsbusters Lena Dunnham was interviewed on Letterman last week and discussed Brian Williams being on set to watch his daughter on the set of "Girls" including sex scenes. This just seemed twisted even for a prog.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/akaddzv

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (061ah)

10 She's a scrunt hardly worth discussion. Oh a scrunt with a scrunty tatoo.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (9Bj8R)

11 I have no idea who Lena Dunham is, nor do I even know what her show is called.

Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (84pE9)

12 Lena Dunham is just one of the millions of reasons that network TV is a slimeball of worthless shit. It is why I haven't watched anything on network TV for over 20 years.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (53z96)

13 You should watch her show some time. It's really good. Also? I love ccccaaaaaAAAACK!

Posted by: Olaf commenting under yet another alias at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (t1NLo)

14 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at January 14, 2013 02:46 PM (gCa4h)

15 Why does anyone care what some Hollywood puke says about anything?

I mean give it a rest already.

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (p4U6S)

16 Gee a hash that has never been here before Spewing idiotic hate. So long SCROB. I won't bother using the name because I suspect you are not actually that person and instead have it out for them hoping to smear their name with your idiocy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (GULKT)

17 Not only is she an idiot but she is an ugly idiot as well.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (53z96)

18 I have no idea who Lena Dunham is, nor do I even know what her show is called.
Posted by: CUS at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (84pE9)

And you should stay that way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (9Bj8R)

19 This is the girl with the FUPA (fat upper pussy area).

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)

20 Bingo ace. The constant need for outrage at every perceived slight is as hypocritical as it is exhausting. If you're a person that mocks the left for being overly PC, you should also demonstrate some ability to detect nuance and the actual meaning of words yourself.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (+lsX1)

21 her politics and her insultingly jejune political ad

I find your critique twee and nugatory. Because I like those words, that's why.

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (YXmuI)

22 Let's just say I'm putting this into context with the other dumb scrunt things that she's said.

All I can say is that she, like all the other libtard celebrity types, do not have America's best interests at heart.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (qYQR1)

23 She is a loser and her show is about losers. Who cares.

Posted by: rockmom at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (QH36x)

24

It's on HBO, right?

HBO...which goes out of its way to demonize conservatives, on a regular basis.
Fuck HBO.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (fH4X9)

25 People still watch HBO's shows? Had HBO all last semester only watched it for the occasional good movie and boxing. So in conclusion... Bring back the Crypt Keeper.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (obHYs)

26 While I'm sensitive to exploring the idea of hating Republicans without knowing why, something tells me Dunham co. will use this show to suggest plenty of reasons to justify their hatred.

Posted by: JohnTant at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (eytER)

27 Posted by: Torgo at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (t1NLo)
Posted by: Olaf at December 05, 2012 11:14 AM (t1NLo)
Posted by: Jon at September 19, 2012 04:27 PM (t1NLo)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (yPX0e)

28 I really don't care what Hollywood does, who makes movies, or what they do on their tv shows.

I only care to see them burn.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (GQ8sn)

29 We had HBO over the weekend. Absolutely NOTHING on the three days they had it. Not one show worth watching.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (53z96)

30 Surfing thru HBO channels and saw her banging a guy on "Girls" last night.

If I want to see fat people screw, I'll buy a ceiling mirror.



Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (ZY+lZ)

31 Katy Perry is a brilliant, hilarious Democrat genius.

Let's be honest here. Consider the level in intelligence it takes to be a Democrat. The fact that Katy Perry can remember the words to her songs is enough to make her a genius Democrat.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (gCa4h)

32 The thing about Lena Dunham is that this is strike two (at least). Had she not made the ad, I don't think the outrage would be nearly as high. But she's a recidivist liberal douche and, as you point out, some of it is a continuation of the Obama ad.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (T0NGe)

33 13 Lena Dunham is just one of the millions of reasons that network TV is a slimeball of worthless shit. It is why I haven't watched anything on network TV for over 20 years.
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (53z96)

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absolutely, I pulled the plug on satellite & cable last year. Starve the damn beast. even though it's ~12 cents per channel I don't want to be giving Algore $1.44/year. Fuck those bastards.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (061ah)

34 I am never bothered by the prattlings of whores and their owners, so I really don't care what she or Obama actually say.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at January 14, 2013 02:50 PM (57Eyd)

35 So Lena Dunham is the poor lib's Camille Paghlia?

Posted by: L, elle at January 14, 2013 02:50 PM (0PiQ4)

36 Generally speaking, women who take their clothes off for a living were neglected (at best!) by their fathers. If Lena Dunham were more conventionally attractive (I think she's adorable), she'd be a stripper or prostitute. Also, Ms. Dunham's father deserves to be beaten to a bloody pulp (at least!) for fucking her childhood up so badly.

Posted by: Oschisms at January 14, 2013 02:50 PM (idE8D)

37
So Lena Dunham is the poor lib's Camille Paghlia?


Hardly. Lena got famous for writing a diary about what she ate.


Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (GQ8sn)

38 Banhammer at 2

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (53z96)

39 discussed Brian Williams being on set to watch his daughter on the set of "Girls" including sex scenes.

Brian Williams has the air of a man desperate that you not know how stupid he really is.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (T0NGe)

40 Never saw the show. Don't know the actress.

She's sloppy looking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (UOM48)

41 Lena Dunham is completely entitled to like Katy Perry. She's certifiable for doing so, but she is entitled.


OTOH, Katy Perry is a pair of moderately decent boobs glued to a complete idiot.

Posted by: tcn at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (ZOUmX)

42
If Lena Dunham were more conventionally attractive
Posted by: Oschisms




You mean less ugly?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (kdS6q)

43 I love the part where she wouldn't be "attracted" to someone that is against gay marriage or abortion.

What the... ?

She may not be the right person to be talking about who is or is not attractive, but I'm about 99.9% sure attraction has almost nothing to do with one's beliefs about gay marriage or abortion.

Humans are "attracted" to one another in ways that don't even being to allow for somone to even voice their views on gay marriage and abortion.

Liberals are just so ridiculously predictable and superficial.

Posted by: deadrody at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (aT8Zk)

44 Lena Dunham? Can we have the old smelly dead thread back?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (9Bj8R)

45 Surprising fact: Lena Dunham's demographic- white women under 30- voted for Romney.


Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (jek5a)

46 I have no clue what a lenadunham is but I'd hit that Homeland chick into next week.

Posted by: Brody at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (ZM2gv)

47
So I can still call libs nazies right? Its funny because its true.

I do back her up on the bangability of Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (p/cQy)

48 OTOH, Katy Perry is a pair of moderately decent boobs glued to a complete idiot.

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My youngest loves that Katy Perry video with Elmo. I'm wondering which one of the two has less between their ears.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (e0xKF)

49 Don't know about my outrage meter, but my giv-a-fuk meter is already at zero.

Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2013 02:53 PM (OlN4e)

50 Hardly. Lena got famous for writing a diary about what she ate.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (GQ8sn)

That's not even original, a Japanese scientist won an Ig Nobel prize for taking a picture of every meal he has eaten for years to document and study it so he can live to be 120 or something. So she's a hoser.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 14, 2013 02:53 PM (obHYs)

51 she aid her character does reflexively hates republicans but doesn't know why.

She is gonna show her why she should hate republicans. I have no doubt of that. Plus I find it rich that she of all people is calling people out for being fake intellectuals. Self absorbtion is her talent, not self awareness

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (Dnbau)

52 Lena Dunham = free birth control.
Well, for men anyway.

Posted by: Roy at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (VndSC)

53 >>>But she's a recidivist liberal douche and, as you point out, some of it is a continuation of the Obama ad.

right, that's what I'm saying. Wow, that was a short way to say it.

I think Emily at NakedDC is also smugging in other background ideas into her defense of Dunham -- I'm guessing she watches the show and likes it, and so is inclined to cut Dunham every possible break.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (LCRYB)

54 OK, so what I got out of that is that Lena Dunham is remaking Dharma and Greg. Someone let me know if I'm on the right track...

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (9kLGM)

55 So it might be hard for me to date someone who was against gay marriage and abortion rights

Just for fun, I'll turn it around.

Why would any man who opposes the killing of babies in general (and presumably the killing of his babies in specific) want to date a womyn who thinks there's nothing wrong with killing babies?

Especially one who looks like that. For fuck's sake.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (ZKzrr)

56 The very special Republicans-in-the-Mist episode.

Me? I don't care very much for Taylor Swift merely because she squeaks her voice/makes it crack on high notes and that is fingernails-on-the-chalkboard to me. If you can't hit the high notes then don't try.

Otherwise she can go on and do what she wants, she seems successful at that and that is fine to me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

57 We're not Nazis, just KLK members.

Nuance!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (5H6zj)

58 I'm not so sure people should be listening to or taking advice about life and relationships from a twentysomething year old. I believe ace talked about this before.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (GQ8sn)

59 Why doesn't she explore why a republican wouldn't date her. Maybe that would lead to some self-discovery for her. Oh who the hell am I kidding.

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (IYde+)

60 One idiot Dem friend of mine has a daughter that views this sea cow Dunham as a " role model" yet another reason I want to leave NJ

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (061ah)

61 Damn autocorrect doesnt recog KKK

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (5H6zj)

62 I like pie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (VtjlW)

63 The drumbeat of hate propaganda from the liberal Ministry of Truth never stops.

They won't be satisfied until we are dead. Seriously. This is "Eternal Jew" level hate.

We're living in Weimar Germany, but the Brownshirts all have rainbow flags instead of armbands.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (C7ve9)

64 A Katy Perry mention and no pic?

It's like I don't even know this place anymore

http://tinyurl.com/c47px4v

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (gCa4h)

65 I still think Lena Dunham looks like a less effeminate Michael Cera.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (GULKT)

66 I've never seen this scrunt in anything except pics associated with her stupidity on blogs. I plan on keeping it that way.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (qYQR1)

67

"So it might be hard for me to date someone who was against gay marriage and abortion rights"





I'm looking for a man who can be a loving supportive father to the children I kill.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (kdS6q)

68 right, that's what I'm saying. Wow, that was a short way to say it.

Well, Twitter is good training at pith.

Also, I hate Iowahawk for being so damned good at Twitter, so I'm practicing even harder.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (T0NGe)

69 I'm thinking Dunham wouldn't be interested in either a Democrat guy or Republican guy withguy being the key word.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (m2CN7)

70 It is why I haven't watched anything on network TV for over 20 years.

I started rewatching "King of the Hill" over the weekend, from the beginning. It's better than I remember.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (ZKzrr)

71 55 OK, so what I got out of that is that Lena Dunham is remaking Dharma and Greg. Someone let me know if I'm on the right track...

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There's a slight difference here.

I'd have hit Jenna Elfman at one point, before I realized exactly how batshit crazy she is.

I'd just plain hit Dunham upside the head.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (e0xKF)

72 I started rewatching "King of the Hill" over the weekend, from the beginning. It's better than I remember.

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Dammit, Bobby...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (e0xKF)

73 I'm looking for a man who can be a loving supportive father to the children I kill.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (kdS6q) Actually, killing off the spawn that bitch might have could be considered preventative medicine.

Posted by: maddogg at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (OlN4e)

74 Just for fun, I'll turn it around.

Why would any man who opposes
the killing of babies in general (and presumably the killing of his
babies in specific) want to date a womyn who thinks there's nothing
wrong with killing babies?

Especially one who looks like that. For fuck's sake.


But both are fair positions. It's like anything else in life - you look for things that you like/agree with. Why would an extreme liberal date an extreme conservative? I'm sure such relationships work out from time to time, but the reality is for the vast majority of people, it could never work. So, I think her statement - and yours - make perfect sense. Why would a hard-core pro-abortion woman ever date a pro-life conservative or vice versa? it really wouldn't make sense.

The reality, however, is the vast majority of people in America are a-political and while they might hold a position - pro-life or pro-abortion - they aren't passionate about that position and therefore it doesn't inform their entire world-view. Thus, it is possible for a squishy republican voter to date a squishy dem voter without problem.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (sOx93)

75 The very special Republicans-in-the-Mist episode.

There's no way she writes it without her showing the Rethuglikkkan the error of his ways and enscruntifying him, either. Her ego won't allow it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (ZKzrr)

76 Speaking of Nazi's the wife and I were accosted this weekend by a Lifeguard down in San Diego. We were walking our 2 beagles (on leash, mind you) down to a local dog beach. Anyway Mr Lifeguard tells us we cannot walk on the grass with our dogs and tells us we must detour through city streets to get to the dog beach.

This park we were walking through, btw, was littered with several bums, laying in the grass with all their worldly belongings strewn about them. But the objection was to our dogs.

Anyway, I told the Lifeguard that his correction of us would sound better if he said it in a German accent. I don't think he understood the point I was making. Maybe it was too subtle.

Fucking HitlerJugend.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (BJVEF)

77
I started rewatching "King of the Hill" over the weekend, from the beginning. It's better than I remember.


Peggy Hill looks exactly like Sarah Palin. The resemblance is uncanny.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)

78 This chick just hangs around like a fart in an elevator. For some reason.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (6WVi+)

79 OTOH, Katy Perry is a pair of moderately decent boobs glued to a complete idiot.

Yeah. Although I still maintain that her song "E.T." killed feminism (the "lyrics" are all about her begging to be banged by space aliens. Seriously). It's just nobody realizes it yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (B/VB5)

80 Interesting topic..... and interesting comments. This creepy 15 minutes of fame that this person is enjoying is almost up, yes? Please.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (237S+)

81 European courts spare accused pedophile, hacker from American justice


Shawn Sullivan is a fugitive and accused pedophile, and to some, he's also a poster child for a European judicial system that often would rather let criminals roam their streets freely than see them subjected to American justice.
Nearly 20 years ago, Sullivan, who is now 43, fled to Ireland after being charged with raping a 14-year-old girl and molesting two boys in Minnesota. Sullivan, who had dual citizenship, was accused of assaulting two girls in Ireland in 1997, but fled to London, where police finally caught up with him in June 2010. Although he did time in Wandsworth Prison for his crimes in the United Kingdom, when U.S. authorities sought to have him brought to justice on American soil, a British judge refused.

The reason: The U.S. policy of committing repeat child molesters to civil confinement -- where they are kept off the streets even after completing prison terms -- was deemed too barbaric.

Yeah dicking a 14 year old and 2 boys is just dandy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (9Bj8R)

82 63 I like pie.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (VtjlW)

Heretic!!

Posted by: International Cake Federation Association Resistance Movement at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (obHYs)

83 And she calls her show "girls" even though they are adult women who I assume wish to be taken seriously. And she graffittis up her body like a toddler at a birthday party and dresses like one too, using that squeakly little voice and begging to be taken care of but insulted you think she needs to be taken care of. But insists the government take care of her.

She is the emobodiment of modern feminism. Impulsive, irresponsible, demanding others foot the bill for their decisions, demanding to be taken seriously while being studiously and deliberatelyunserious.

I do not give one shit what she thinks. About anything.

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (Dnbau)

84 I feel the same way about Katy Perry. I’m like, If you wanna have a fucking conversation with me about Katy Perry — Katy Perry is a brilliant, hilarious Democrat genius.

Oh, Lena, honey. Katy Perry is a pair of boobs attached to a passable set of vocal cords who thinks wearing bright blue or bubblegum pink wigs and vinyl dresses that look like election ballots are theway to express individuality. That's it. She's a well-paid clown.

Shouldn't Lena be working on slimming down her FUPA, btw? Isn't that what smart, intellectual girls worry about these days?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)

85 OK, so what I got out of that is that Lena Dunham is remaking Dharma and Greg. Someone let me know if I'm on the right track...
Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (9kLGM)



I've had to show people episodes of Dharma and Greg simply to prove that Agent Hotchner can too smile.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

86 I'd have hit Jenna Elfman at one point, before I realized exactly how batshit crazy she is.



I'd just plain hit Dunham upside the head.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (e0xKF)

Hitting a hot piece of tail and dating someone are two distinct, separate things. Their are plenty of crazy, super-liberal women I'd be happy to knock boots with in some alternative universe where I had the option, but i would not want to date them.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (sOx93)

87 I'd date Ms. Dunham, except that I wouldn't be interested in dating the half of Hollywood her body has been with.

Posted by: Y. at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (viFJz)

88 "So it might be hard for me to date someone who was against gay marriage and abortion rights"

I like the implied ego in this.

"You'd better support gay marriage and abortion, otherwise you can't get access to my puffy pooter."

Who is she kidding? She probably has every guy she hooks up with dye his temples white and use binders on her as S&M devices.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (T0NGe)

89 I like the bubble gum songs of Katy Perry and dislike the repetitive grade school lyric songs of twenty something year old Taylor Swift. I also don't think Swift is attractive at all. I will give her a ton of credit for building her empire on her terms though.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:02 PM (m2CN7)

90 Separated at birth: Lena Dunham and Lisa Lampanelli

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 14, 2013 03:02 PM (BVkEs)

91
She claims my nose is bigger than my dick.

Posted by: Bill Maher at January 14, 2013 03:02 PM (mETGQ)

92 88 I'd date Ms. Dunham, except that I wouldn't be interested in dating the half of Hollywood her body has been with.

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Hey Lena, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Posted by: Dante Hicks at January 14, 2013 03:03 PM (e0xKF)

93 You mean less ugly?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:51 PM (kdS6q)
Ahem. I wouldn't say that. She looks like a garden variety NYC woman in her mid twenties. Which is a shame, because given her palpable hatred of her father, I'll bet she would vastly prefer to be turning tricks.

Posted by: Oschisms at January 14, 2013 03:03 PM (idE8D)

94 What is the old saying:

"Being female is chance and genetics, being a lady takes a life time of work and discipline.

Posted by: gulfkraken at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (WBfjO)

95 Sounds like they did this already on a special episode of Blossom

Posted by: Bigby's Remote-Weilding Hand at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (3ZtZW)

96 Hey Lena, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

You win one internet. (Offer is forfeit if you actually laughed at any point during Clerks 2 though - ye gods).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (B/VB5)

97 My God, Ace you're back!

I am not a fan of the "woman" in question, and don't have a lot to add to your analysis.

She's either evil or intellectually lazy and i have time for neither.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (LRFds)

98 1) My outrage meter isnt broken. The appropriate minimum setting these days is "moderately outraged."

2) is this even A Thing? A shitty little HBO show that likely has a viewership measured in five figures?

3) FUPA. Hilarious word.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (I2Bgm)

99 One word to describe Lena Dunham: Frumpy

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (BVkEs)

100 This chick just hangs around like a fart in an elevator. For some reason.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (6WVi+)


---------------------------------------------------


From all the shit on the floor from all the other leftists, how can you tell if it's her farts you're smelling?

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (qYQR1)

101

The Dems are acting in concert to paint the R's as....'Unreasonable'.

This sounds like HBO's contribution to that effort.

Today, TFG used the word "reasonable" over and over.

"Reasonable gun control measures..."
"Reasonable economic policies..."

He tried to portray himself as 'reasonable'...while declaring that he would not negotiate.

To him, 'reasonable' means..."Do what I want"...and if you don't, you are 'unreasonable'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (fH4X9)

102 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (5DR1j)

103 Posted by: International Cake Federation Association Resistance Movement at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (obHYs)

IC FARM?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (p/cQy)

104
"Actually, you know what, I dating someone who claimed to be a fiscal Republican. I don't know what that means really," confessed Dunham, adding: "I didn't respect it and our relationship didn't last very long."





You got screwed by a fiscal conservative too, huh?

Join the club.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (kdS6q)

105 Yeah. Although I still maintain that her song "E.T." killed feminism (the "lyrics" are all about her begging to be banged by space aliens. Seriously). It's just nobody realizes it yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (B/VB5)



You want an actual post-feminism pop song? Simple Kind of Life by No Doubt.

http://youtu.be/kRpZJ9EgJho

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (VtjlW)

106
Why do we care what the seriously not attractive enough to give a crap woman is saying? It's like her and Sandra Fluke could be sisters as far as not giving a crap about anything they do or say.
It's even worse if we are worried about HBO. They got written off ages ago and even though True Blood was sometimes enjoyable it wasn't enjoyable enough to actually provide a revenue stream for HBO.
Btw, have you all seen the anonymous message to Obama on Gun Control?

Posted by: AdamPM at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (x61Z7)

107 And she calls her show "girls" even though they are adult women who I assume wish to be taken seriously. And she graffittis up her body like a toddler at a birthday party and dresses like one too, using that squeakly little voice and begging to be taken care of but insulted you think she needs to be taken care of. But insists the government take care of her.

Daddy issues. Huge, gigantic daddy issues.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (T0NGe)

108 She looks like a garden variety NYC woman in her mid twenties.


Wow...NYC has gone downhill since the last time I was there. I remember walking around Queens and seeing really hawt girls of all ethnicity, well dressed, and not inked up trash like her.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (GQ8sn)

109 Yeah. Although I still maintain that her song "E.T." killed feminism (the "lyrics" are all about her begging to be banged by space aliens. Seriously). It's just nobody realizes it yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (B/VB5)


The version with the Kanye rap is just... *shaking head* I mean...

Im'a disrobe you,
Then Im'a probe you.
See, I've abducted you
So I tell you what to do,
I tell you what to do...!


Yeah, okay, Kanye. That's not disturbingly rapey or anything.

I like the song because it's got a good beat and melody, but the lyrics are ridiculous. But so are the lyrics for LITERALLY every single Katy Perry song of her pop career. Every single one of them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)

110 Once again a Hollywood award show (the golden globes this time) awards stars just for their political efforts on behalf of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (cGlgB)

111 I wouldn't hit Lena, but I'd like to read the funny-looking purple cartoons on her back flab.

Posted by: Roy at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (VndSC)

112 I'm like.....I'm like.....I'm like. or I'm all like.....I'm all like....

Drives me insane.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (G+Wff)

113 You win one internet. (Offer is forfeit if you actually laughed at any point during Clerks 2 though - ye gods).

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Forfeited.

I love the movie Bachelor Party so the most infamous scene in the movie, which specifically references Bachelor Party, gets a good belly laugh out of me.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (e0xKF)

114
My problem with Lena Dunham is that she reminds me of a dumpling -- white & bland.

Posted by: waldo at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (H96hE)

115 I like the implied ego in this.


Yeah, that's what I'm laughing at. "I'm too good to date men who don't want to date me in the first place."

There's a faint whiff of MoDo in there.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (ZKzrr)

116 People Like Dunham are bizarre frankly.
And they come from both ends of the spectrum.

I married a woman who pretty much stands opposite to me on most issues (although she's shifting from "progressive" to more "classically freedom based liberal" so there's that.)

I'm a Pro-Life, Catholic Dude. She's an agnostic, moderately pro-choice (that strange "well I think it's wrong, but freedom!" crap.)

Now it's only 2 years we've been married, but I don't think we're in danger of killing each other so there's that.
We knew we disagreed on many issues from the get go, but that's really not what we decided mattered. No I suppose I should respect Dunham's personal opinion with regard to what she finds attractive, but I've seen this a lot late (notably with the wife's Evangelical Family.) "Not sharing beliefs" or whatever, becomes this judgement thing for "well you really aren't right." (Differently: Freedom of association for me but not for thee!) She even puts in in there, you should date people who share you're value system.
How about acknowledging the fact people can date whoever the hell they want dipshit.

So I guess what I'm saying is, Dunham will have her "republican" character in the show, but he'll share all her "important values" just to be character, and so at best be a RINO.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 03:07 PM (Fwayc)

117 The only thing I ever saw by Lena Dunham was "Your first time should be with Obama" that ludicrous actually sexist political ad. I have absolutely no interest in her, her show or her political opinions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2013 03:07 PM (gALTb)

118 #76: I didn't imply it was going to be good, or even insightful at all. It actually sounds like she's starting to run out of ideas and has to invent something to create some tension and crises for her characters.

Otherwise the show is about what? The dramas of twenty-somethings with too much drinking, drugs, and hookup sex? Once you've explored all of the nuances of that, now what?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 14, 2013 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

119 21 Gristle Encased head,

Maybe....

hey you know what my grandpa a Republican was wounded twice fighting Nazis, the other one unwounded versus the japanese.

I am sorta confused how being a little perturbed she gets >-< that close to breaking out the N bomb for me is "over the top."

The jizz swiller is beneath my radar about 99.975% of her life i'd wager.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:07 PM (LRFds)

120 This is a flaw in "sex positive" feminist "thinking" that I'm seeing over and over. On the one hand, they claim the ability to fuck like men and based only on the attractiveness of the man - kind of like a man would if the roles were reversed. On the other hand, they claim that they'd never date/fuck a Republican.

Now, being on the Right, I can well and truly say that party affiliation of a particular filly of other has never been a barrier to the prospect of naked time with her.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 14, 2013 03:07 PM (mg08E)

121 (Offer is forfeit if you actually laughed at any point during Clerks 2 though - ye gods).


"You never go ass to mouth!"

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:07 PM (GQ8sn)

122 119 Mikey NTH,

introduce a vampire...which is functionally what she is doing I'd wager.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (LRFds)

123 I started rewatching "King of the Hill" over the weekend, from the beginning. It's better than I remember.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (ZKzrr)

Two of my favorite episodes are in the early seasons. When Hank gets caught in a tornado and when Hank saves Bobby from humilation from a chubby kids fashion show.Actually there are so many good ones that I couldn't say which was the best. Ah yes, I can't forget the episode where Hank didn't know he had become a pimp. Alabaster Jones was Snoop Dogs best role ever.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (m2CN7)

124
Who's Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Nick Searcy at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (p/cQy)

125
I wouldn't hit Lena, but I'd like to read the funny-looking purple cartoons on her back flab.
Posted by: Roy




Probably like one of those Mad Magazine back covers you can fold-in to make a different cartoon....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (kdS6q)

126 Yeah. Although I still maintain that her song "E.T." killed feminism (the "lyrics" are all about her begging to be banged by space aliens. Seriously). It's just nobody realizes it yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (B/VB5)


Maybe it's just my experience, but lib chicks are really full of rape fantasies.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (T0NGe)

127 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (e0xKF)

Well, the remakes are never as good as the original....

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (9kLGM)

128
Otherwise the show is about what? The dramas of twenty-somethings with too much drinking, drugs, and hookup sex? Once you've explored all of the nuances of that, now what?

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And it doesn't appear anywhere close to original.

It looks like Sex And The City warmed over, but with uglier stars.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (e0xKF)

129 >>what people are really doing is finding a new context in which to express their general disapproval of Lena Dunham, her politics and her insultingly jejune political ad

That could be true, but I think people are more likely to be expressing their disapproval of the expected outcome of this whole "experiment." Namely, as you suggest:

>>While she'll undoubtedly learn that some of her intolerance is unfounded, I'm going to play Psychic here and just guess that 90% of her intolerance will remain unchallenged and hence, as a matter of unstated editorial, will remain endorsed in the show's view of the world. In fact, I'm going to go head and Predict that her big epiphany on Republicans is that some of them are reasonable and enlightened enough to hold Democratic positions on social issues.<<

Posted by: gm at January 14, 2013 03:09 PM (/kBoL)

130 121 Alec Leamus,

It was not until i decided that sticking little sven in happy holes should at times be indexed to potential reproduction....

I lost it to a foreign born apolitical person, my first multiple encounter landing cushion was a barking moonbat.

I have found that an orgasm does not need emo liberal pap as a chaser.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:09 PM (LRFds)

131 Hitting a hot piece of tail and dating someone are two distinct, separate things. Their are plenty of crazy, super-liberal women I'd be happy to knock boots with in some alternative universe where I had the option, but i would not want to date them.
Posted by: Monkeytoe at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (sOx93)


I would only have an intimate relationship with a lefty dickhead if he promised to let me duct tape his mouth shut for every minute we were together. And even then he'd have to be good -looking. If I'm going to suffer his presence, he'd damn well BETTER be good-looking. But given the wimpy, limp-wristed effeteness of the typical leftist theta male, I don't think that'll ever be a problem.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)

132
to quote Bill "Turtle" Slowski of Comcast hi-speed internet fame:
Can we get Dunham to say "like" a few more times??

Posted by: MikeD at January 14, 2013 03:10 PM (p8QOg)

133 Two of my favorite episodes are in the early seasons. When Hank gets caught in a tornado and when Hank saves Bobby from humilation from a chubby kids fashion show.Actually there are so many good ones that I couldn't say which was the best.

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My personal favorite, as mentioned in other threads, has to be the one where Strickland Propane becomes subject to the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:10 PM (e0xKF)

134 Two of my favorite episodes are in the early seasons. When Hank gets
caught in a tornado and when Hank saves Bobby from humilation from a
chubby kids fashion show.Actually there are so many good ones that I
couldn't say which was the best. Ah yes, I can't forget the episode
where Hank didn't know he had become a pimp. Alabaster Jones was Snoop
Dogs best role ever.


Is the tornado one the one where Hank is naked and has to decide whether to cover his bits with the flag or with a cactus plant?

I remember the chubby kid one. Bobby: "Wait, is this a fat kid store?!?!?"

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:10 PM (GQ8sn)

135 dc; nw

(Don't care; not watching.)

Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2013 03:11 PM (zoehZ)

136 I'm writing a show about the type of men who would date a Lena Dunham.

Each one reveals himself to be an Oompa-Loompa.

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:11 PM (9KqcB)

137 I tried to watch 'Tiny Furniture' before I knew of any of this. I didn't get very far mainly because I'm a 45 year old male.
No splosions either.
But beyond that, it reminded me of 2 things-an after school special and all of the women I dated in my 20's, one way or another. They are now fine upstanding wives and mommies who got their shit together, for the most part.
Nevertheless, I don't want to relive that period of my life again. I'm not nostalgic about my 20's at all. I worked my ass off, 2 and 3 jobs, and yet I was always broke. My girlfriends were total psychos. I also drank A LOT for obvious reasons.

Posted by: CozMark at January 14, 2013 03:11 PM (dm7Ev)

138 Are you talking about that fat load with the tattoos?
I would not fuck her with Ace's dick.

Posted by: redguy at January 14, 2013 03:11 PM (oKH8p)

139 Let's say Rob Long and Kelsey Grammer got together to do a new sitcom about a conservative Christian talk show host named "Rusty." And they said something like this in an interview:

We liked the idea of a liberal, pro-choiceDemocrat entering his universe. And Rusty doesn’t really have a clear sense of why you shouldn’t date a pro-choice woman; it’s kind of just like the same reason why you shouldn’t date a woman who kills babies: You just shouldn’t.

The difference is that Republicans are not in favor of invading Poland or gassing Jews, while pro-choice women are, in fact, in favor of killing babies. Yet Lena Dunham is celebrated as a wit, and I guarantee that the transposed sentence I created, if uttered in an interview, would get the Long/Grammer show cancelled.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 14, 2013 03:11 PM (qHCyt)

140 Would it be wrong for me to wish she had been aborted, and if it is can you tell me why? I mean if abortion is just and has nothing to do with a person it should be fine for me to wish.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at January 14, 2013 03:12 PM (T/L2Z)

141 It seems it would be hard to date when one person basis their life on moral relativism and the other basis it on moral absolutes. Its not made for the long haul.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:12 PM (m2CN7)

142 is this even A Thing? A shitty little HBO show that likely has a viewership measured in five figures?

Yeah, I can tell it's not A Thing because the usual outlets (I'm looking at you, Hulu) aren't flogging it like a lazy thoroughbred.

No I suppose I should respect Dunham's personal opinion with regard to what she finds attractive,

Don't. She's lying. Probably to herself, but she has no sense of self.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 03:12 PM (T0NGe)

143 Is Dunham related to bozos secret white half?

Posted by: Avi at January 14, 2013 03:12 PM (aE3I+)

144 This year the academy award nominations came out before this event. They were voting to influence the academy award nominations, they were voting how they really feel. Thus they were all over the lot.

How anyone can watch that Lena Dunham show is a mystery. These reality or reality based shows are not endearing Americans to the rest of the world. Yet the leftist European wanna bes who accept the notion that of course everything european is automatically superior to anything American are, in themselves, becoming our worst export.

Koster was a downer. Foster gave it to them but good. (Are we sure she's a lib?) How dare Ann Hathaway, forever the princess of Genovia, categorize Sally Field into the nice little "you're an old actress, go away" box by heaping her well calculated praise. And once again, we learn that Sarah Palin is forever implanted in their psyches, perhaps never to be purged, funny in and of itself.

The highlight of the evening, and highly disrespectful but nonetheless designed to make the point was the introduction of President Clinton as "Hillary Clinton's husband".

Posted by: Caustic at January 14, 2013 03:12 PM (/b8+5)

145 I wonder how offended she would be if a famous guy said

"So it might be hard for me to date someone who can't cook or clean"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2013 03:13 PM (81UWZ)

146 Lena Dunham who, btw, won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy for "Girls" last night. I'm glad that they find the gutterfilth funny. She sure as hell isn't worth taking seriously.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:13 PM (4df7R)

147 Don't eat dog.....

Posted by: Dale Gribble at January 14, 2013 03:13 PM (BVkEs)

148 I should think that a Republican character on TV being news--when half the population votes that way--shows the essential stacked deck of Hollywood. Not that Hollywood cares.

I want out.

Posted by: Y. at January 14, 2013 03:13 PM (viFJz)

149 138- LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2013 03:13 PM (gALTb)

150
125
Who's Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Nick Searcy at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (p/cQy)

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Someone who has obviously never attended your Acting School, Nick.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 03:13 PM (fH4X9)

151 >>>she wouldn't be "attracted" to someone that is against gay marriage or abortion.

And people wonder why there's no market for American mail-order brides anymore

Posted by: Bigby's Remote-Weilding Hand at January 14, 2013 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)

152 FWIW,

If two people are "hard core [opposite political opinions here]" in general I don't think it works.
1 can be, but the other has to be trending apolitical (as is the case with me and my wife.) So I guess her statement may kinda make sense in that vein, but I think she's to stupid to realize what she was trying to say (and what parts of it are right.)

Interestingly, Wife saw a preview for "Girls" the other day on TV and said "What the fuck is that shit, it looks remarkably stupid." This from a person who's seen all the twilight movies. (She went by herself, I don't care how much I love her, I'm not sitting though that shit.) So yeah, Dunham can't even hit someone whos just outside the bulls-eye on her target audience.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 03:14 PM (Fwayc)

153 140 The regular Guy,

Bingo...

I am not in favor of racial persecution, I am not wanting to drive a spike into Christianity and normal decency's heart, I am not a glazy eyed idealist who wants to control the machinery of industry while allowing the illusion of private control.

I know a bi-racial suave guy who enjoys airplane rides who fits at least a lot of those though.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:14 PM (LRFds)

154 Would it be wrong for me to wish she had been aborted, and if it is can you tell me why?

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Nope.

Same reason I dislike women who insist they fight for abortion because "my mother didn't have that option."

If they hate themselves that much, they should remember to cut down the street and not across the road instead of imposing their neuroses on the rest of us.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 03:15 PM (e0xKF)

155 Two of my favorite episodes are in the early seasons. When Hank gets caught in a tornado and when Hank saves Bobby from humilation from a chubby kids fashion show.Actually there are so many good ones that I couldn't say which was the best. Ah yes, I can't forget the episode where Hank didn't know he had become a pimp. Alabaster Jones was Snoop Dogs best role ever.
Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (m2CN7)


I think my favorite is the one where Hank and the guys take the boys on a camping trip and send the boys on a snipe hunt but then Bobby accidentally kill an endangered (and radio tagged) bird and they have to figure what to do with the body. Woo-loo-loo!

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2013 03:15 PM (pAlYe)

156 FWIW,

If two people are "hard core [opposite political opinions here]" in general I don't think it works.
1
can be, but the other has to be trending apolitical (as is the case
with me and my wife.) So I guess her statement may kinda make sense in
that vein, but I think she's to stupid to realize what she was trying to
say (and what parts of it are right.)


Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 03:14 PM (Fwayc)


You're over-analyzing relationships. Here's the only question you need to answer: do you think your wife is hawt?
Case closed.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

157 Despite intensive aerial bombardments by French warplanes, Islamist insurgents grabbed more territory in Mali Monday and moved closer to the capital, French and Malian authorities said.

In the latest setback, the al Qaeda-linked extremists overran the garrison village of Diabaly in central Mali, France’s defense minister said in Paris. Jean-Yves Le Drian said Monday the rebels “took Diabaly after fierce fighting and resistance from the Malian army that couldn’t hold them back.”

The French government ordered the immediate evacuation of all French nationals living in the Malian town of Segou, located around 130 miles from the capital. The evacuation order was confirmed by a French citizen in Segou, who insisted upon anonymity because of the security situation. With the seizure of Diabaly the militants are within 50 miles of Segou.

French President Francois Hollande authorized the airstrikes last week after the Islamists began their push south.

The Malian military is in disarray and has let many towns fall with barely a shot fired

With out barely a shot fired? Sounds like a french trained Military? Hey what can Isay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 03:15 PM (9Bj8R)

158 151 Wheatie,


Isn't she barack Obama's half sister or mother?

Anyway Nick Searcy acted as Lena Dunham's backfat in his starving artist salad days....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:16 PM (LRFds)

159 Seriously, who is this Dunham person?

Posted by: Not an Artist at January 14, 2013 03:16 PM (uRumV)

160 Is the tornado one the one where Hank is naked and has to decide whether to cover his bits with the flag or with a cactus plant? I remember the chubby kid one. Bobby: "Wait, is this a fat kid store?!?!?"
Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:10 PM (GQ8sn)

Yes that's the one. That scene had me laughing out loud long after it was over.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:16 PM (m2CN7)

161 lena dunham thinks it's awesome that brian williams hangs out on the set watching his daughter having simulated sex scenes....yuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (GVxQo)

162 I think my favorite is the one where Hank and the guys take the boys on a camping trip and send the boys on a snipe hunt but then Bobby accidentally kill an endangered (and radio tagged) bird and they have to figure what to do with the body. Woo-loo-loo!

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I see Texas, Wematanye!

Posted by: Bobby Hill at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (e0xKF)

163 Maybe she will date a Republican version of Sheldon. And he proceeds to pawn her at every turn.

Well could hope.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (QidfK)

164 155 brandon in BR,

They quite simply want the power of God without his restraint.

They want to kill the unborn and the old and they want total control of your healthcare.

yeah nothing sinister there at all.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (LRFds)

165 My favorite King of the Hill episode is the one where Hank injures his back and takes up yoga. "I call this the modified Roger Staubach."

Posted by: no good deed at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (mjR67)

166 Who is Dunham and why does anyone give a shit?

Posted by: gigg at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (41VCE)

167 One of my fav King of The Hill eps: Halloween one where Luanne and Bobby get converted by the church lady and Hank goes on a one-man crusade to restore it.

"Trick or treat!"

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)

168 Ace, you lost me at More:

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (kqqGm)

169
Who are you people saying you wouldn't tap Lena Dunham?

I spent the better half of my youth doing Lena Dunham look alikes, all with low self esteem, doing things normal girls wouldn't dream of performing.

Let's get real here.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (ZDsRL)

170 she couldn't write anything that smart

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (Dnbau)

171 The Republican character will slowly develop over time and eventually have an epiphany that there is a new math which dictates that all of our budgetary woes can be solved if everyone just has gay sex and aborts all of their children. Oh, and the environment will recover once we are all gone.

Posted by: Growing in Office at January 14, 2013 03:18 PM (qYvEa)

172 I wish I cared who Lena Dunham is, or why it's important for me to know what she thinks about Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 14, 2013 03:18 PM (q33yg)

173 Prediction: Her character gets past all the "republican stuff" and is willing to seriously date the guy, and then he finds out of some "proper" belief she has and dumps her without debate or analysis thus making the republican the unreasonable one because she was willing to look beyond his "flaws" but he refuses to look beyond her "non-flaw"

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 03:18 PM (GULKT)

174 165 Maet,

Heh I have not seen a bunch I saw that one.

Maet I always respect you as John to my Sam Adams....

you think being miffed she works in nazi reset is 'faux rage?"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:18 PM (LRFds)

175 They are not progressives or socialists at all. They are Neo-Feudalists. And we are uppity serfs who have no idea of our place they think,

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 03:18 PM (QidfK)

176 She looks like Sandra Fluck minus five pounds

Posted by: Avi at January 14, 2013 03:18 PM (aE3I+)

177 You're over-analyzing relationships. Here's the only question you need to answer: do you think your wife is hawt?
Case closed.


Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

I think there's a personality component to considering someone "hawt" over the long term. But I'm a fan of C.S Lewis, so..you know...differing forms of love, etc.
Having said that, NakedDC is a bit off I think. They compare "Girls" to "Portlandia" which I think may be off base. I think Portlandia is at least somewhat targeting the hipster culture of Portland head on: in a sort of "You guys have to realize you're insane" sort of way.In "Girls" it's like "meh, here's a half baked idea that I'll pretend to explore while only confirming how AWESOME I am."

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (Fwayc)

178 174 Buzzion,

That would be the Leni Riefensthal approved judo throw....


"you haterz are really the intolerant ones"

//moonbat

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (LRFds)

179
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM

OK, it's not like I wouldn't hit Lena Dunham, but I'd be thinking of Megyn Kelly while I was doing it.

Posted by: Homer at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (eytER)

180 Lena Dunham's entire career is not about her or her talent, because she has none. Its all about promoting someone who has the right thinking to a position of importance. This woman has done nothing and suddenly her name is everywhere as if she were someone worth taking note of. Dunham did work in promoting their new savior so she gets treats. Much the same way Tina Fey and Julianne Moore are rewarded for their overt contempt for all things conservative. We have come to a point where talentless people can be rewarded simply by standing up on a stage and calling conservatives stupid.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (cGlgB)

181 Maybe it's just my experience, but lib chicks are really full of rape fantasies. Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 03:08 PM (T0NGe)

LOL. My wife, a complete, and politically clueless California hippie chick when I met her (but no longer!!) gave me some insight into something like that.

We were not even remotely attracted to each other because politically we were 180 degrees out, and grew up in entirely different ways. But before we were an item, I remember her in an honest moment telling me, "I could be with you. You always do exactly what you say you're going to do." THAT'S the theme you're talking about. They want someone else to be in control because it's tiring to have to do it yourself all the time.

Her issue was that hippie dudes are totally unreliable and are as much emotional drama queens as women. Worse actually because, even if you're a hippie chick - deep down in places you don't "share", you still think a man should be a protector. It isn't that women aren't capable of being in charge, it's that they'd like a break once in a while so it isn't all on them (remember, I'm talking about liberal hippie chicks here). You never get that with a hippie dude.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (sbV1u)

182 Who are you people saying you wouldn't tap Lena Dunham?

I
spent the better half of my youth doing Lena Dunham look alikes, all
with low self esteem, doing things normal girls wouldn't dream of
performing.

Let's get real here.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (ZDsRL)



Thanks for being our wingman! Without you, the hawt chicks never got laid.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (GQ8sn)

183 I just made the mistake of looking at a picture of this hideous monster in a dress. Holy Cellulite, Batman.

Ginormous, cottage-cheese dimpled flesh mounds.

Oh wait, that was a facepic of Charles Johnson...

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (7ObY1)

184 Lena Dunham who, btw, won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy for "Girls" last night. I'm glad that they find the gutterfilth funny.

Nah, they don't find it funny. They praise it for the same reason she praises Taylor Swift:

Anyone who thinks Taylor Swift isn’t good for the girl cause has to be crazy.

The "cause." Everything is subservient to the cause. Art. Life. Everything.

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (9KqcB)

185

I'm like...
It's like...
Like...


Didn't realize Valley Girls still existed.

Must be like an Intellectual Valley Girl thing.

Posted by: like, beach at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (LpQbZ)

186 Here's the only question you need to answer: do you think your wife is hawt?

I have no experience, but any month's worth of Dear Abby indicates there should be more to it than that if you plan to be married more than a few weeks.


I once dated a man whose last girlfriend aborted his baby before telling him she was pregnant. She really fucked him up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (ZKzrr)

187 OK, it's not like I wouldn't hit Lena Dunham, but I'd be thinking of Megyn Kelly while I was doing it.
Posted by: Homer at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (eytER)


But your the blind guy right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (9Bj8R)

188 My outrage meter needs a new Forbin coil. I'm using it as a doorstop now.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (KXm42)

189 176 Ms Puma,

Bang on you'll recall in DOOM! I said that what we are seeing is the reassertion of Divine Right of Kings with marx as god.

If Antarctica really were wild terrain I'd be running like hell and trying to avoid my "betters"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (LRFds)

190 she befirends the republican, they get drunk/high, have meaningless fast food type sex. They ignore the whole incident, she gets preggers, he insists she has an abortion and pays for it, she dumps him for being a hypocrite and a cad. oh, and Womyn Power!!!! the end

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (Dnbau)

191 She's going to have a teachable moment? A realization that her views were misguided?


Maybe.


But here's how they'll do it....The Republican? He's pro-abortion. He comes from a strict religious background and has rejected it. He voted for Clinton. He's pro-gay marriage.



You get the drift. String a couple of those together and you get "the Republican" that'll show up. Her revelation will be that not all Republicans are the inbred, backwards thinking, religious zealots that she assumed. Some think just like her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:21 PM (da5Wo)

192 170
has a Zen / Buddhist level of understanding. Doughy white girls with low self-esteem play an important critical role in the dating / hookup ecosystem.
"I spent the better half of my youth doing Lena Dunham look alikes, all with low self esteem, doing things normal girls wouldn't dream of performing."
Indeed, sir. Indeed.
Oh... somebody should probably clue these nitwits in to the fact that Nazi's / Fascists share a worldview and intellectual ancestry with the American Left.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 14, 2013 03:21 PM (rFiOs)

193 This individual must have connections, because it ain't brains, and sure as hell ain't sex appeal.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 03:21 PM (aZ6ew)

194 You know, I watched the entire first season of "Girls." So I've seen at least as much of Lena Dunham as her gynecologist.

*shudder*

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:22 PM (H84UO)

195 her parents are "artists" wiki their names and then google their work.....it's nsfw though......no wonder she is the way she is....yuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 03:22 PM (GVxQo)

196 Who are you people saying you wouldn't tap Lena Dunham?I spent the better half of my youth doing Lena Dunham look alikes, all with low self esteem, doing things normal girls wouldn't dream of performing.Let's get real here.
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:17 PM (ZDsRL)


---------------------------------------------------


Actually, fat girls do give the best bj's. And they don't care if you do that thang in their mouth.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:22 PM (qYQR1)

197 187 Ms radish,

My ex played that game when i broke up with her and was "nice" enough to keep the bill.

I had loaned her the money "for car repairs."

I spilled my seed into that.

My reply was, "thank God not knowing which of seven guys' baby it was being mangled by you would have bothered me."

but I didn't think of sex for a half year either.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:22 PM (LRFds)

198
159151 Wheatie,


Isn't she barack Obama's half sister or mother?


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Or maybe a cousin?
This could be how she got the job in the first place.

Come to think of it...there is a resemblance to Stanley Ann Dunham.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (fH4X9)

199 The republican in the show will serve as a straw man who in the end does nothing but reinforces the views of Dunham's characters and the vast majority of the audience.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (cGlgB)

200 "Anyone who thinks Taylor Swift isn't good for the girl cause has to be
crazy, because any woman who's dominating the charts, the creative
director of her own empire, and made whatever millions of dollars last
year is only lifting us up"

Well, I for one am glad to learn that it's okay to make millions. Someone notify the Dem HQ,. though, they might have some re-educating to do.

Posted by: mallfly at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (bJm7W)

201 One of my fav King of The Hill eps:

The last (only?) show to feature a sympathetic conservative male lead, who is smarter than his wife. Took me a while to catch on to that show, but I sure miss it.

"Wait, I think I see where I'm going with this." -- Peggy Hill

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (9KqcB)

202 heather....that happened to my brother...20 yrs ago....messed him up

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (GVxQo)

203 But one thing you guys should keep in mind is that, "Girls" isn't "Sex and the City." Lena Dunham traffics in making her characters, particularly herself, look like vapid, out-of-touch, often thoroughly unlikeable imbeciles.

For that, it's actually kind of refreshing.

Yes, I liked it, almost as much as I hated her stupid Obama ad.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (H84UO)

204
Who are you people saying you wouldn't tap Lena Dunham?

I spent the better half of my youth doing Lena Dunham look alikes, all with low self esteem, doing things normal girls wouldn't dream of performing.

Posted by: jwest





As they say, the sign of maturity is realizing you don't have to finish every book you start, or sleep with every woman who is willing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (kdS6q)

205 I once dated a man whose last girlfriend aborted his baby before telling him she was pregnant. She really fucked him up. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (ZKzrr)

Oh, he went out with my ex-wife? She did that to me.....and we were married.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (sbV1u)

206 Come to think of it...there is a resemblance to Stanley Ann Dunham.

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And I have the photographs to prove it!

Posted by: Zombie Frank Davis Marshall at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (e0xKF)

207 But here's how they'll do it....The Republican? He's pro-abortion. He
comes from a strict religious background and has rejected it.


If he doesn't start that way, he'll "evolve." She'll transform him from a Republican into a "good human being."

She won't learn or change a thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKzrr)

208 Youngest 'Schindler's List' survivor dies in California at 83

Leyson was the youngest of the Jewish workers that Schindler, an industrialist, saved by declaring them necessary for production at his factories. Schindler called him "Little Leyson" and at 13 he was so short that he stood on a box to work machinery. He was weak from hunger, so Schindler doubled his rations. He also put Leyson's mother and surviving siblings on his list.

He emigrated to the United States in 1949 and taught at Huntington Park High School for 39 years.

Leyson rarely talked about his experiences.

"The truth is, I did not live my life in the shadow of the Holocaust," he told the Portland Oregonian in 1997. "I did not give my children a legacy of fear. I gave them a legacy of freedom."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (9Bj8R)

209 Who?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 14, 2013 03:25 PM (QupBk)

210 One of my fav King of The Hill eps:

The last (only?) show to feature a sympathetic conservative male lead, who is smarter than his wife. Took me a while to catch on to that show, but I sure miss it.

"Wait, I think I see where I'm going with this." -- Peggy Hill


My favorite King of the Hill line, ever:

"Don't blot my bacon, Mom...today I'm celebratin'!" - Bobby Hill

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 14, 2013 03:25 PM (7ObY1)

211 My favorite "King of the Hill" moment is from the very first episode. It's not even a moment so much as a phrase.

"Twig boy."

God I love that term. No more fitting term for the wimpy, pale, skinny "men" of the left has ever been invented.

Well, until theta male, but that's my opinion.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:25 PM (4df7R)

212 I once dated a man whose last girlfriend aborted his baby before telling him she was pregnant. She really fucked him up.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (ZKzrr)


Damn shame...

Every girl I've dated for longer than 6 months eventually turned into the "What if I were to get pregnant?" talk. I respond with these exact words:

1) The decision isn't mine in the end.

2) You better not get a fucking abortion.

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (UZQM8)

213 I once dated a man whose last girlfriend aborted his baby before telling him she was pregnant. She really fucked him up.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:20 PM (ZKzrr)

My wife (after one of our per-marital counseling sessions) asked "so what would be unforgivable offenses?" (It was a question or something on one of the compatibility warning tests.)I said two things: Affair, and Abortion, I might be able to get over the first one (maybe, but unlikely) the second is totally a nonstarter, (even more so if the two are connected I suppose.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (Fwayc)

214
"why you shouldn’t date a Nazi: You just shouldn’t."

I don't have anything in common with a Nazi. That is why i would never date one. A mad-enraged, screaming Libdouche, on the other hand, would date a Nazi. See the Michelle Malkin piece when the libtard got in face screaming. The party of tolerance my ass.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (kWFP3)

215 The last (only?) show to feature a sympathetic conservative male lead, who is smarter than his wife.

But only sometimes. He went to pieces when Khan Jr got her first period while staying at his house, and couldn't do shit to help baby GH when his mom was PPD.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (ZKzrr)

216 206 Sean bannion,

wow we all 3 were married to the same harpy....?

Yeah I can watch her show on any campus with ugly lib chicks acting 'empowered."

Self-respecting men would embargo them.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)

217 "Girls" is one of those shows where everybody talks really fast and every single sentence is just the wittiest thing anyone has ever said ever and they have these internal dialogues with themselves all the time, right?

Yeah, no thanks.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 03:26 PM (gCa4h)

218 Oh, he went out with my ex-wife? She did that to me.....and we were married.



Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (sbV1u)



Holy fuck Bannion. Holy fuck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (da5Wo)

219 Actually, fat girls do give the best bj's. And they don't care if you do that thang in their mouth.Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:22 PM (qYQR1) The real test comes when she says "anything - a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. you want..." and you just spent half the night doing everything you possibly could think of. Being able to come up with something new and sick is the difference between a true moron and a liberal.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (ZDsRL)

220 Dale....what are you doing with a Ditch Witch?!

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (KXm42)

221 "Girls" is one of those shows where everybody talks really fast and
every single sentence is just the wittiest thing anyone has ever said
ever and they have these internal dialogues with themselves all the
time, right?


That's Gilmore Girls.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (GQ8sn)

222 http://tinyurl.com/arrf9bg (chron)

In case you missed it: Media reveals location of Texas gun owners.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (0It32)

223 214 TSRBike,

I was concealed carrying at the time.

So I made a nice show of taking the bullets out of my revolver, putting the gun in a drawer and telling her that since we were in *my* house it;d be a good idea if she left.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (LRFds)

224 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (da5Wo)

Think back. Remember the abortion thread that night?

It was personal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (sbV1u)

225 So Dunham's show is basically Jersey Shore without all the nuanced intellectualism?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (KC0r9)

226 Being able to come up with something new and sick is the difference between a true moron and a liberal.

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Which is why I am the patron saint of the AOS Lifestyle.

Posted by: Tucker Max at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (e0xKF)

227 Being able to come up with something new and sick is the difference between a true moron and a liberal. Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (ZDsRL)

Spoken like a true Moron.

I raise my glass to you, sir!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (sbV1u)

228 Being able to come up with something new and sick is the difference between a true moron and a liberal.
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (ZDsRL)


I have this move called the crossbow...

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (UZQM8)

229 If he doesn't start that way, he'll "evolve." She'll transform him from a Republican into a "good human being." She won't learn or change a thing.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (ZKzrr)


Of course not! If she learned anything it would mean she was wrong about something to begin with, and that's just impossible.

The Republican will probably start off either as A) a suit-and-tie Young Republicans type, or B) a rough-and-tumble NRA type. She'll get him to try soy lattes and Thai food. If he's TypeB, at first he'll dismiss such things as, "sissy foreign oriental crap that those slant-eyed people eat," just to establish that he's a sexist, racist, uneducated idiot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (4df7R)

230 That's Gilmore Girls.


Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (GQ8sn)


One of the funniest things I ever remember seeing is watching Bad Santa and seeing the mom from Gilmore Girls bounce up and down on Billy Bob Thornton in his pos car while screaming "Fuck me Santa!" over and over again.
I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (da5Wo)

231 ""Girls" is one of those shows where everybody talks really fast and
every single sentence is just the wittiest thing anyone has ever said
ever and they have these internal dialogues with themselves all the
time, right?"

===============

Honestly, no. Those are Amy Sherman-Palladino show, like "Gilmore girls" or "Bunheads."

Lena Dunham is a political moron, but "Girls" is better than most of you think it is.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:29 PM (H84UO)

232 I dated a woman who, like Dunham, made gay rights and abortion the center of her political philosophy (and made her political philosophy the center of her life.) It's more unappealing than you can imagine.

It's not really about those particular stances, but that she made them central to her life. Abortion. Even the ones who are physically attractive, their passion for those topics, especially abortion, is off-putting beyond words.

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (9KqcB)

233 225 sean bannion,

yeah if lowandslow is reading it was with me too.

The woman I hate can get pregnant from sneezing, the woman I love is malfromed and I am lucky to have my son and suffered through several miscarriages trying to get the boy a sibling until I finally said 'enough."

There is seldom justice in the apparent happenings in God's realm.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (LRFds)

234 "A faint whiff of MoDo"

So... mostly Viktor Rolf 'Flowerbomb' perfume; covering up mothballs and cat pee?

Posted by: zimriel at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (RPo5A)

235 "Wait, I think I see where I'm going with this." -- Peggy Hill
Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:23 PM (9KqcB)

This one sums up the Peggy Hill character:

Believe me, I prayed on it, Hank. And God told me "Don't do it." But you know what? I knew better and we're going to do it.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (m2CN7)

236 Being able to come up with something new and sick is the difference between a true moron and a liberal.>>

A true Moron has a depravity kit stocked up and waiting in the closet for just such occasions.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (81UWZ)

237 I actually saw last night's show, and at the end she shows up at his place on the pretext of wanting to "borrow the Fountainhead." IYKWIMAITYD. Add Ayn Rand to the "fiscal Republican" she talked about dating in real life -- does anyone really call themselves "fiscal Republican"? "Fiscal conservative" I hear a lot, "fiscal Republican" not so much.

But yeah, I think we're talking about a libertarian-ish socially liberal Sorkinesque Republican character.

Posted by: Joe at January 14, 2013 03:31 PM (sLy0s)

238 One of the funniest things I ever remember seeing is watching Bad Santa
and seeing the mom from Gilmore Girls bounce up and down on Billy Bob
Thornton in his pos car while screaming "Fuck me Santa!" over and over
again.
I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.


Best BBT movie ever!

The scene where he takes the fat kid boxing to learn self confidence did it for me. I'm laughing now.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:31 PM (GQ8sn)

239 There is seldom justice in the apparent happenings in God's realm. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (LRFds)

Think back to Ranger school....

"You in pain, Ranger?!?!"

"No, Sergeant! That's just the weakness leaving my body!"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (sbV1u)

240 But only sometimes. He went to pieces when Khan Jr got her first period while staying at his house, and couldn't do shit to help baby GH when his mom was PPD.

Oh the period episode was AWESOME. I love that show really great characters.

Posted by: gigg at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (41VCE)

241 219 BC1981,

I always laugh bitterly when women talk about "being powerless" BC....my ex made me want to blow my brains out a magic trick I would never try with a woman and could not succeed in anyway.

They are literally the wellspring of life, and guardian of the hearth on top of their modern work capability.

The deck is stacked and it ain't for males.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (LRFds)

242 The real test comes when she says "anything - a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. you want..." and you just spent half the night doing everything you possibly could think of. Being able to come up with something new and sick is the difference between a true moron and a liberal.
Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 03:27 PM (ZDsRL)


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If she says she can cook and clean, I be gettin' hard all over again.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (qYQR1)

243 And I don't expect the Republican on "Girls" to be shown the error of his ways, but not because Lena Dunham doesn' t think he should. Rather, because Lena Dunham will be more interested in portraying her character as a vapid moron than anything else.

She's a self-loather, I'm telling you.

Of course, I could be wrong, but I did watch the whole first season.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (H84UO)

244 But only sometimes. He went to pieces when Khan Jr got her first period while staying at his house,

True. Which made him pretty normal. And in the end he tried, which was kind of, dare I say, sweet.

"Believe me, I like old people as much as anyone should." -- Peggy Hill

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (9KqcB)

245 Wait, she thinks we're NAZIs? Why, someone ought to send her to a camp or something, where she could be taught the truth!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (aH+zP)

246 In case you missed it: Media reveals location of Texas gun owners.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (0It32)


Without looking at the link, let me take a wild guess and assume that the location of Texas gun owners is identified as, "Texas."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (4df7R)

247 WRT: Katy Perry

I can't respect anyone who serviced Russel Brand's mule.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (QXlbZ)

248 240 Sean bannion,

never made it rip but "yeah."

That pain briefing is part of what had me on a bender rather than being stupid.

Oddly once I was done crying and with the jug of wine I have never cried over her again.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)

249 Creepiest thing about the Gilmore Girls was that Alexis Bledel went the entire run of the series without moving her lips.

Seriously. Said all her lines without even opening her jaw. It was the weirdest style of acting I've ever seen.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 14, 2013 03:33 PM (7ObY1)

250
Of course, I could be wrong, but I did watch the whole first season.


Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (H84UO)


Man Card please.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

251 Think back. Remember the abortion thread that night?

It was personal.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:28 PM (sbV1u)


Man, I'm sorry (for a lot of things), but I don't remember which one specifically that you're talking about. There have been so many knock down drag outs around here about abortion.....
I do remember you getting a laugh out of my "that's an even bigger deal than Ron Burgundy" line in one of those.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (da5Wo)

252 This one sums up the Peggy Hill character:

I like the one where she spiked Hank's coffee with testosterone, and he started going through puberty again.

Posted by: no good deed at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (mjR67)

253 "It's not really about those particular stances, but that she made them
central to her life. Abortion. Even the ones who are physically
attractive, their passion for those topics, especially abortion, is
off-putting beyond words."

================

Well, yeah. Nobody feels good surrounded by a death cultist except maybe other death cultists. It's human nature.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:35 PM (H84UO)

254 "Man Card please."
===============

Come on! It was only ten episodes!

Besides, I only watched it to see the nudity! Which turned out to be mainly dudes and Lena Dunham.

*sigh*

Okay, here's my man card.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:36 PM (H84UO)

255 Seriously. Said all her lines without even opening her jaw.

She must have attended the Jennifer Jason Leigh school of acting.

Posted by: no good deed at January 14, 2013 03:37 PM (mjR67)

256 Believe me, I prayed on it, Hank. And God told me "Don't do it." But you know what? I knew better and we're going to do it.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:30 PM (m2CN7)

Ha. Bless Peggy and those big feet.

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:37 PM (9KqcB)

257 Besides, I only watched it to see the nudity! Which turned out to be mainly dudes and Lena Dunham.

*sigh*

Okay, here's my man card.
--------------------------------------

Wow, how could you find your card with all those loose tampons in your purse.

Posted by: gigg at January 14, 2013 03:38 PM (41VCE)

258 Besides, I only watched it to see the nudity! Which turned out to be mainly dudes and Lena Dunham.


If you want to see naked girls, there's a better show called Spartacus.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)

259 She must have attended the Jennifer Jason Leigh school of acting.>>

Or maybe the Jeff Dunham acting school.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 14, 2013 03:38 PM (81UWZ)

260 I do remember you getting a laugh out of my "that's an even bigger deal than Ron Burgundy" line in one of those. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (da5Wo)

That was the one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (sbV1u)

261 To be fair, Lena Dunham hadn't done anything quite so overtly douchey as her Obama ad when HBO ran the first season of "Girls" last Spring.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (H84UO)

262 158 -
They should just raise taxes to 75% on the Islamists - that will show them!!!

Posted by: redguy at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (oKH8p)

263 I like the one where she spiked Hank's coffee with testosterone, and he started going through puberty again.
Posted by: no good deed at January 14, 2013 03:34 PM (mjR67)

The awesome scene in that one is where Hank is alltestosroted up and standing by the fence with the fellows and Dale's testoteroted son, Joseph walks by, and they give each other the 'sizing each other up' look and give a nod of the head and both say in a low growl ,' sup'

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (m2CN7)

264 257 Believe me, I prayed on it, Hank. And God told me "Don't do it." But you know what? I knew better and we're going to do it.

-----------------

See also: The time Peggy decided to write a newspaper column about household cleaning...and advised all of Arlen's housewives to go for the cleaning power of ammonia AND the stain-busting power of bleach, at the same time.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (b+8h9)

265 What show is this again? Until the Obama ad, I had never heard of this chick.
Aside from sports, I don't watch much TV.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (HDgX3)

266 Without looking at the link, let me take a wild
guess and assume that the location of Texas gun owners is identified as,
"Texas."





Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013

Winner!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 14, 2013 03:40 PM (0It32)

267 Taylor Swift is a nutcase who makes bubble gum pop garbage.
Katy Perry is the same.

I'll stick with SlipKnot etc.

Posted by: Hard Right at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (uhftQ)

268 "Twig boy."

Yeah. Mike Judge was really the only TV writer going after limp-wristed liberals.

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (9KqcB)

269 That was the one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:39 PM (sbV1u)


Yeah. That one got hot. I remember being really pissed at the callousness of some people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (da5Wo)

270 I don't not care why she hates conservatives, she uses Republicans but she really means Republicans, Conservatives, Tea Party, etc.


She hates because she hates.

If she wants to know why I am against abortion I will show her a picture of a dismembered 6 week old fetus.

As far as gay marriage, yeah, no. Non-Starter. The very idea being about ten years old will never get popular support, witness how the elites have to back door it, pun intended.


Posted by: General Woundwort at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (RrD4h)

271 I'm sure that their idea of a Republican will be in the "Kitty McCallister" (AKA Calista Flockhart AKA "Ally McBeal") style from the TV series "Brothers and Sisters" ... in other words, somebody who is actually a Democrat, but for some reason that nobody can seem to understand, has registered as a Republican

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (e8kgV)

272 259 Besides, I only watched it to see the nudity! Which turned out to be mainly dudes and Lena Dunham.


If you want to see naked girls, there's a better show called Spartacus.

Yeah - Spartacus is my favorite show….
The best scene yet was when Spartacus sliced off a dudes face with a wicked upper thrust…...

Posted by: redguy at January 14, 2013 03:41 PM (oKH8p)

273 Wish I could go back to blissful ignorance of the existence of the sub-sentient pod-person known as "Lena Dunham"...

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 14, 2013 03:42 PM (k4bdL)

274
244 And I don't expect the Republican on "Girls" to be shown the error of his ways, but not because Lena Dunham doesn' t think he should. Rather, because Lena Dunham will be more interested in portraying her character as a vapid moron than anything else.She's a self-loather, I'm telling you.Of course, I could be wrong, but I did watch the whole first season.
Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2013 03:32 PM (H84UO)


That's why I think it will be a case of she decides she can get over it and then he's the one that can't and dumps her.

Also you have to remember that liberals will do something out of character to slam "the other." Take Family Guy for instance. The episode that turned me off the show was of Peter Griffin finding Mel Gibson's film of Passion of The Christ 2 which ends up being a buddy cop movie like Lethal Weapon. Peter's reaction is that the film needs to be destroyed, and I consider that to be out of character for how he was portrayed and he would actually like that sort of movie.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 03:42 PM (GULKT)

275 Hank goes paintballing to avenge Bobby and they get pwned by the teenage boys.

"At least we got off one shot this time. Sorry Bill."

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)

276 Besides, I only watched it to see the nudity! Which turned out to be mainly dudes and Lena Dunham.

Already ran through all the non-ugly-chick pron that's available for free on the internet?

Posted by: wiserbud at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (gCa4h)

277 My favorite King of the Hill quote:

"Bobby, nooooo!" -- Hank Hill

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (5Igfs)

278 Funny that Lena Dunham and Meghan McCain probably have the same standards as who they will date.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 03:44 PM (m2CN7)

279 I wish I cared who Lena Dunham is, or why it's important for me to know what she thinks about Taylor Swift.

I wish I knew or cared who either Lena Dunham or Taylor Swift are.

Actually, I was being polite. I don't know or care.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 03:45 PM (ZTfHa)

280 Who is this idiot, and why is she important?

Posted by: Fresh at January 14, 2013 03:48 PM (O7ksG)

281 When she was up there with her mother and the two girls behind her I realize now that it reminded me of Cinderella's wicked step mother and wicked step sisters. I know there were two wicked step sisters but we can take poetic license and add a third. You expected them to breakout in a fight over the glass slipper.

Posted by: Caustic at January 14, 2013 03:49 PM (/b8+5)

282 I would only have an intimate relationship with a
lefty dickhead if he promised to let me duct tape his mouth shut for
every minute we were together. And even then he'd have to be good
-looking. If I'm going to suffer his presence, he'd damn well BETTER be
good-looking. But given the wimpy, limp-wristed effeteness of the
typical leftist theta male, I don't think that'll ever be a problem.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 03:09 PM (4df7R)
Yes, well, I would hope that my abilities in boudoir would be enough to keep the lib gal from talking politics at least during the physical exertions.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at January 14, 2013 03:51 PM (sOx93)

283 I can see a conservative man and a lefty woman making a go of it, as long as she's not too politically engaged. But I've never been able to see how a conservative woman could bear a lefty guy.
Maybe that's because all of the lefty guys I know are ... how shall I put this? ... Well, they have soft hands. And they don't know how to change a tire anymore than I do. And they don't kill mice. So what's the point?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2013 03:54 PM (C8mVl)

284 "My personal position is that you should date anyone you want so long as
they treat you respectfully and share your value system. So it might be
hard for me to date someone who was against gay marriage and abortion
rights — I don’t think I would be attracted to them — but I don’t have
any personal problem with dating a Republican."

She is more indicative of a lack of values.

Posted by: elliot at January 14, 2013 03:56 PM (blkVM)

285 Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 03:43 PM (5Igfs)

Or, "Dirty poll, mister. Dirty pool."

When Bobby learns self-defense via the women's center. He does what the women were taught and kicks bullies in the nuts. Eventually gets his dad.

Posted by: CJ at January 14, 2013 03:57 PM (9KqcB)

286 I was shocked to find out how generally loathed this chick is all across the Internet. As a serfed around last night during the Golden Globes, people were just unloading on her and Judd Apatow left and right when Girls won something.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 14, 2013 03:59 PM (VqbeO)

287 Yea all outrage all the time is why the left wins. What hurts the right is the media just calls right wing outrage losers whining.

Posted by: tennvols87 at January 14, 2013 04:00 PM (MwpNJ)

288 I google image searched "Lena Dunham" and I still got nothing. I don't think I've every seen this woman.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 14, 2013 04:08 PM (QupBk)

289 So, ignorance is bliss.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 14, 2013 04:08 PM (QupBk)

290 A couple of days ago I saw a picture of her for the first time that included a below-the-shoulders view. She doesn't have to worry about dating anyone - Republican or whatever.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 14, 2013 04:15 PM (nZvGM)

291
A couple of days ago I saw a picture of her for the first time that included a below-the-shoulders view. She doesn't have to worry about dating anyone - Republican or whatever.

Posted by: somebody else





Well, she doesn't actually date as such. She just scoops out a hole in damp sand in which she deposits her eggs, awaiting a wandering male to fertilize them...


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 04:21 PM (kdS6q)

292 "My personal position is that you should date anyone you want so long as they treat you respectfully and share your value system phylum."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 14, 2013 04:23 PM (ZTfHa)

293 "in which the heroine harbors these bigoted and ignorant views and suffers no social consequences for them -- no back-turning, no shaming."
This smacks of the spurned little bitch who sneers at Hollywood but deep down, wants to know, "Why don't you like me?"
You haven't seen the show, whichprovides its roughestevaluations for spoiled, over-educated and parentally funded Dunham, but she did that Obama ad, so . . . . you'vebecome Bob Dole railing against Demi Moore in Striptease.

Posted by: Hoke Malokey at January 14, 2013 04:24 PM (CtjX+)

294 Here's the problem in a nutshell. Our current American culture is heavily liberal, that way, people who don't think a lot about politics tend to be liberal, because that's kind of the "default state." Radicals and leftists are the ones who decide the culture is right, and they explore politics based on the "liberalism is right, just not enough."

Conservatism, on the other hand, requires observation and learning, that you have to escape the current, pervasive culture all around you. You have to discover that this worldview is flawed at best, and harmful at worst, and that requires educating yourself.

Lena Dunham strikes me as not just an idiot, but as an idiot created and nurtured by the current American culture.

Liberalism is for idiots, conservatism is for smart people.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 14, 2013 04:34 PM (P7hip)

295 Liberalism is for idiots, conservatism is for smart people.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 14, 2013 04:34 PM (P7hip)

___________________
Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 14, 2013 04:39 PM (HDgX3)

296 Hmm...did two threads get the pixy dust treatment?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 14, 2013 04:45 PM (hLRSq)

297 I treat mein hund much well.

Posted by: german techno at January 14, 2013 04:57 PM (ORGYc)

298 Ace on Dunham ad in mein sock linked.

Here, Blondi, come here. Some nice bacon for you.

Posted by: german techno at January 14, 2013 05:01 PM (ORGYc)

299 Funny that Lena Dunham and Meghan McCain probably have the same standards as who they will date.

McCain at least has big breasteses. Dunham? [shiver]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 14, 2013 05:36 PM (PMGbu)

300
a way we'd find tedious and silly if exhibited by others

You mean like just about every time a lib is outraged? is that what you mean?

Then yes.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at January 14, 2013 05:37 PM (1hM1d)

301 The extreme love-it or hate-it polarity you speak of actually started, not with the Internet, but with disco music.

Posted by: Dave H at January 14, 2013 05:42 PM (Nc3Jc)

302 This gal is a mental midget and her show attracts like minded individuals. Why would anyone care what she says?

Posted by: fred at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (HYFCt)

303 303 Fred,

Those shitheads helped tilt the election because 'vote or die" became something more than a punchline and we have retards running the rudder?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 05:57 PM (LRFds)

304 Her show does not have that many viewers. Some of them will wise up with age and some of them are destined to be like her.

Posted by: fred at January 14, 2013 06:03 PM (HYFCt)

305 Poor Lena, bless her heart, is a practice girlfriend, I'm afraid. And she won't age well without major plastic surgery. I'm talking almost a complete overhaul and the biggest problem will be where to start. Lipo, nose, jaw line, lips, the whole upper body really.

Women like her stop being so picky in there mid 30s but, alas, most turn into bitter bisexual feminists by their mid 40's. I see a sperm donor in her future.

I tried to watch 'Tiny Furniture'. I didn't get very far mainly because I'm a 45 year old male.

It reminded me of 2 things-an after school special and all
of the women I dated in my 20's, one way or another. They are now fine
upstanding wives and mommies who got their shit together, for the most
part.

Nevertheless, I don't want to relive that period of my life
again. I'm not nostalgic about my 20's at all.

I worked my ass off, 2
and 3 jobs, and yet I was always broke. My girlfriends were total
psychos and some almost turned me into one. I also drank A LOT for obvious reasons.

Posted by: CozMark at January 14, 2013 06:08 PM (nDeB2)

306 Katy Perry? Christ Almighty, what a godawful hack.

To wit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wah4rQqXhe4

After listening her butchering one of the greatest songs of all time, I'll have to reformat my hard drive, just in case.

Posted by: Chester White at January 14, 2013 06:27 PM (dLF+N)

307 If I view abortion as a murder, no matter how much I like you, or support a woman... that "murder" will never be your right. Now if you want to try and convince me it's not a murder, that is fine, we can talk.... but labeling me a bigot ... eh - fake intellectual horse crap.

Posted by: reality man at January 14, 2013 07:25 PM (L2x1w)






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