Mid-Day Open Thread

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Posted by: Andy at 02:08 PM



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1 Ahhhh, a fresh new thread.


Start the puppy videos and the prime rib recipes!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 14, 2013 02:10 PM (v07al)

2 Yay!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:10 PM (QidfK)

3 God bless you Andy...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

4 Getting up close and personal with an A-10
http://youtu.be/0i6E2DowlCU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:11 PM (QidfK)

5 Shit !!! this open budget stuff would make tony soprano blush

Posted by: Clemenza at January 14, 2013 02:11 PM (3GuQx)

6 Start the puppy videos and the prime rib recipes!

You mean prime rib videos and puppy recipes.

Posted by: God-Emperor Baracky I the Choomtastic at January 14, 2013 02:11 PM (q33yg)

7 OMG freah thread!! the old thread was gasping like a Martian in the old Total Recall

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:12 PM (Dnbau)

8 Bought the last two seasons of Farscape and the movie and watched them during the weekend. Me likey.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 02:12 PM (m2CN7)

9
They're saying that our King was..."crabby"...today, in his presser.

I watched it.
And yep...he was crabby, to say the least.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:12 PM (fH4X9)

10 Wouldn't want you fine folks developing callouses on your mouse wheel scrolly fingers.

That's just rude.

Posted by: Andy at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (C/NnJ)

11 So, the fucker is going to do it huh? Gonna do gun control through EOs. Sonofabitch.


I don't need a rage meter, I need a rage limiter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (da5Wo)

12 Mid day good news morons!
My wife, Kim, is off of the ventilator completely (after 8 days on) and is doing good! One giant step forward, many more to come.
The twins are still hanging tough.

--Jason

Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (2PWuT)

13 9 wheatie,

His majesty is SO put upon....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (LRFds)

14 Watch Argentina and nuclear weapons. They just loaded fuel (natural uranium) into their CANDU reactor which is great for making plutonium.
They have their own uranium mines and fuel fabrication facilities. Left over from the 90's are fuel reprocessing plants and probably weapon designs.
The "tell" is that Cristina K. is accusing Britain of introducing nuclear weapons into the Falklands. When a leftist accuses someone of something, one can guess that they are doing the same.

Posted by: Whitehall at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (FmPSC)

15 Expecting a package in the next twenty minutes. Aw yeah.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (a0nis)

16 12 kern,

glad to hear it....one foot in front of the other.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (LRFds)

17 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (5DR1j)

18 Bought the last two seasons of Farscape and the movie and watched them during the weekend. Me likey.
Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 02:12 PM (m2CN7)

That whole unrequited love shit will have you ready to blow your brains out by season 3. I was, "Just jump the poor bastard, you ice bitch!!"

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (OQpzc)

19 I watched it. And yep...he was crabby, to say the least.
Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:12 PM (fH4X9)


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A pot of boiling water, some butter and/or sauce, maybe even sammiches tomorrow.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (qYQR1)

20 @11

Seriously? Man, it might be time for the revolution.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (a0nis)

21 Lance Armstrong is a pathetic POS. Oprah. You've got to be f-ing kidding me.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (wbmaj)

22 Meet the new thread, same as the old thread.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (5DR1j)

23 Congrats Jason.

Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (O/fK8)

24
10Wouldn't want you fine folks developing callouses on your mouse wheel scrolly fingers.

Thank you, Andy.
We're not worthy.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (fH4X9)

25 do you suppose the CIA has done a psychological profile of the JEF? Like they do with foreign political leaders? Do they do that with presidential candidates? or not cause that would be domestic?

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (Dnbau)

26 If Walmart truly has stopped ordering new ammo per Chucky Schumer, I suggest we all call to let them know that the boycott of WalMart will be on like donkey kong. I grew up near their corporate HQ, and them selling us out like this is the last fucking straw.

18009256278

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (tVTLU)

27 They're saying that our King was..."crabby"...today, in his presser.

All hail King Crab!

/sarc

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (xKC/c)

28 TFG is crabby? Get a large pot of boiling water, some sliced lemons, sliced potatoes, salt, and Crab Boil.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (QidfK)

29 14 Whitehall,

How charming....

you know I have a simple answer to any nation wanting to join the nuclear club....

"it'll take about 15 minutes"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:15 PM (LRFds)

30
Rush is ranting now about conservatives who joined in with liberals saying Palin was "unqualified". Says it made him totally livid.

Glad we don't have anyone like that around here.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 02:15 PM (ZDsRL)

31 So, the fucker is going to do it huh? Gonna do gun control through EOs. Sonofabitch.

Wait, WHAT!?!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:15 PM (5DR1j)

32 Expecting a package in the next twenty minutes. Aw yeah.

Me too!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 14, 2013 02:15 PM (SY2Kh)

33 After this weekend, I am demanding that someone-anyone make a video of NFL kickers/punters trying to tackle kick returners. It would be a great laugh.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 14, 2013 02:15 PM (wbmaj)

34 Tried to watch the original Matrix last night.

Meh .....switched it out after about 10 minutes. Just doesn't hold up.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2013 02:15 PM (KXm42)

35 yep, armstrong let a lot of people down....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (GVxQo)

36 Did he say he was going to do an XO? According to Fox there is very little he can do under and XO because of the way the laws are written.


Of course the Choom King can do anything he wants anyway and it will be up to someone with $3.5 million dollar to sue and then we the tax payer will have to foot the bill when he loses.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (53z96)

37 11 BC1981,

It's even worse than that, they are not going to do it through anything but "asking" watch.

I could have sworn we left the UK over this shit.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

38 @32

That is really what she said...

Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (2PWuT)

39 Palin > any Democrat, but I'm not sure where she ranks among the sane...

Posted by: JDTAY at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (a0nis)

40 Crabs? Sure, I've had them.

Posted by: joey biden at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (ORGYc)

41
139 wheatie,


His majesty is SO put upon....


It's our fault, of course...we have failed to appreciate his inate greatness.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (fH4X9)

42 His Fabulousness just needs to have at it.
Executively Order all Guns Be GONE!!!
The more egregious the better for The Great Burnening.
Just hold off till my .223 dies get here, k?

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 14, 2013 02:17 PM (I7O5y)

43 TFG is crabby because he's in desperate need of another vacation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 02:17 PM (UOM48)

44 TFG is crabby? Get a large pot of boiling water, some sliced lemons, sliced potatoes, salt, and Crab Boil.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:14 PM (QidfK)


Don't do it unless you want to get food poisoning...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 02:17 PM (Vk2pI)

45 Will Obama force Target to change its corporate name and logo?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 14, 2013 02:17 PM (wbmaj)

46 Right. Just to get the gun talk started...does anybody have any experience with the Ruger LCR in .38?

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

47 Don't you mean 'ingrate greasiness' wheatie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (QidfK)

48 If TFG really tries to implement Gun Control (let alone gun confiscation) via Executive Order, expect the shooting war to begin forthwith.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (5DR1j)

49 I thought I heard on the morning thread crabs have all but disappeared because of the popularity of brazilian bikini waxing!

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (Dnbau)

50 TPH, I was thinking of inviting the FSA over for a TFG crab boil.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (QidfK)

51 >> If Walmart truly has stopped ordering new ammo per Chucky Schumer

... independent gun stores all over the country will rejoice.

Posted by: Andy at January 14, 2013 02:19 PM (C/NnJ)

52 Sonuva....I wish I bought an AR a while ago, or at least just a lower receiver, but even those are frickin' crazy expensive now.

Posted by: Mainah at January 14, 2013 02:19 PM (659DL)

53 Watch Argentina and nuclear weapons. They just loaded fuel (natural uranium) into their CANDU reactor which is great for making plutonium.
They have their own uranium mines and fuel fabrication facilities. Left over from the 90's are fuel reprocessing plants and probably weapon designs.
The "tell" is that Cristina K. is accusing Britain of introducing nuclear weapons into the Falklands. When a leftist accuses someone of something, one can guess that they are doing the same.

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Wonderful. Because all we needed is a broke country with nuclear material, like we didn't have enough of those already.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:19 PM (e0xKF)

54 Kerncon - excellent news. We are here for you dude.....

Posted by: Erik Larsen at January 14, 2013 02:19 PM (f16c6)

55 51 >> If Walmart truly has stopped ordering new ammo per Chucky Schumer

... independent gun stores all over the country will rejoice.

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Which reminds me... I need to make my way out to either Bass Pro or Cabela's for more "supplies" later.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:19 PM (e0xKF)

56 Cohagen! Give those threads air!

Posted by: Quaid at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (QupBk)

57 According to Fox here his presser was basically a FU to Republicans. Raise the debt limit because I said so and there will be no negotiations.


If they had any balls there would have already been a "shit in one hand" statement.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (53z96)

58 They're saying that our King was..."crabby"...today, in his presser.

The first part of is was pre-empted here for the inauguration of Mike Pence.

Felt good.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (ZKzrr)

59 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (5DR1j)

And in California... because you must register "Assault Weapons"... they already know where to look for those guns...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (lZBBB)

60 51 Andy,

we need to make an example out of a corporation though and Wal-Mart is repeatedly volunteering.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (LRFds)

61 oOPS, LEFT OUT THE LINK

http://is.gd/L3hp34

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (53z96)

62 Dear Ms. Kirchener, when Argentina develops the atomic hand grenade. Stick it in Fluke's favorite spot and pull the pin.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (QidfK)

63 Let him hear a circulating rumor that some senators are calling around to find out how much support there would be for impeachment. Doesn't actually have to be support; doesn't even need to be true, in the least. Just let him hear it. Bring popcorn -- I presume you already have ammunition.

Posted by: comatus at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (qaVK+)

64 Zero Dark Thirty--That eighteen minute sequence in the compound is awesome! Osama? Osama?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (wbmaj)

65
47Don't you mean 'ingrate greasiness' wheatie?

Or...'street punk sleaziness'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (fH4X9)

66 "Anonymous" has a video out where they directly threaten TFG with insurrection if he tries to mess with gun control. It's surprisingly good (lots of Chicago bashing) given their usual attraction to celebrity leftist causes.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (B/VB5)

67 Puppy vs orange
http://youtu.be/cwynKGNRqTE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (QidfK)

68 52 Mainah,

I posted links to lowers and available kits in the Sunday Gunday thread.....

Happy shooting.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (LRFds)

69 And in California... because you must register "Assault Weapons"... they already know where to look for those guns...

Ain't I glad I live in Texas, then?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (5DR1j)

70 I hope all you nasally challenged morons and moronettes are happy. Does it stink in here yet? (sniffs armpits) hey it ain't me, I just showered!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (kLs5Y)

71 57 According to Fox here his presser was basically a FU to Republicans. Raise the debt limit because I said so and there will be no negotiations.


If they had any balls there would have already been a "shit in one hand" statement.

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If they had even more balls, they'd throw some of the wasteful spending by the First Family in his face.

The amount spent in order to fly his worthless ass back and forth to Hawaii a couple times at the end of the year plus Moochelle's fashion budget plus the cost of all their partying has to be enough to fund a small nation.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (e0xKF)

72
"Anonymous" has a video out where they directly threaten TFG with
insurrection if he tries to mess with gun control. It's surprisingly
good (lots of Chicago bashing) given their usual attraction to celebrity
leftist causes.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (B/VB5)



Link?

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (GQ8sn)

73
"Mid-Day Open Thread"
at 2:08 PM?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (lbiWb)

74 "Rush is ranting now about conservatives who joined in with liberals
saying Palin was "unqualified". Says it made him totally livid."

What is it, "let's get outraged over shit that happened four years ago week" on the Limbaugh Show?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (GZitp)

75 They're saying that our King was..."crabby"...today, in his presser.

Bastard King Preezy is always crabby when he has to talk to the press, because sometimes he actually gets asked QUESTIONS that he's expected to ANSWER. Pfft! Don't they know he's a GOD?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (4df7R)

76
Well it appears that we have once again disappointed His Nibs, Obama the First.

C'mon citizens, er, kulaks, we have nothing to gain by annoying him.

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what it is that pleases Obama.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 14, 2013 02:22 PM (RFeQD)

77 #70 I admit it--it's me. I ran out of bodywash.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 14, 2013 02:23 PM (wbmaj)

78 Not sure how happy I am to hear about a group of armed anarchists like anonymous

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:23 PM (Dnbau)

79 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2013 02:16 PM (53z96)

There is a Property case from Florida, which has taken 20 F'n YEARS to get to the Supremes...

Origional guy DIED waiting... and his Son carried on in his name...

Speedy TRIAL my Ass...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2013 02:23 PM (lZBBB)

80 >> If Walmart truly has stopped ordering new ammo per Chucky Schumer, I suggest we all call to let them know that the boycott of WalMart will be on like donkey kong.

I don't want to know for sure, I want to use this as an excuse to go to Target today instead of going further for more hassle and cheaper prices.

It's possible I'm having an attitude problem...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2013 02:23 PM (SUKHu)

81 If TFG really tries to implement Gun Control (let alone gun confiscation) via Executive Order, expect the shooting war to begin forthwith.

He shouldn't have mentioned it. Now he has to follow through (and the LIV think EOs are royal decrees). He'd've been better off letting something die in Congress.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 02:23 PM (T0NGe)

82 Link to Anon video (goes directly to YouTube) in my name.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:23 PM (B/VB5)

83 66 "Anonymous" has a video out where they directly threaten TFG with insurrection if he tries to mess with gun control. It's surprisingly good (lots of Chicago bashing) given their usual attraction to celebrity leftist causes.

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Let's see if they show more balls here than in their ill-fated campaign against the Mexican narco-terrorists.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (e0xKF)

84 Ahhh. New thread. Now sporting Ewokawood!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (GFM2b)

85 TPH, I was thinking of inviting the FSA over for a TFG crab boil.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:18 PM (QidfK)

I hope you have a big smokehouse. Wasting that much meat is wrong. Unless you have a pack of mastiffs. Then they would eat well for a couple of days.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (OQpzc)

86 So, the fucker is going to do it huh? Gonna do gun control through EOs. Sonofabitch.

Let him do it. Talk about "standing tall" and "resist the tyrant" is cheap. Let's find out whether there really is enough resistance to punch back twice as hard, or whether the dog-eating Indonesian has pushed a fat, lazy populace past the point of no return to the gulag archipelago.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (zF6Iw)

87 Guess I could scoot over to Bass Pro to see if there is a stampede. Then go next door to Sam's Club for more food.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (QidfK)

88 78 thunderb,

at a minimum having anarcho idiot nation on fire will hurt Ogabe with his base.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (LRFds)

89 Let them eat crab cakes. And peas.

Posted by: Big Mooch at January 14, 2013 02:24 PM (wAQA5)

90 I posted links to lowers and available kits in the Sunday Gunday thread.....

Happy shooting.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:21 PM (LRFds)

Really? Awesome, thanks! Checking that out now.

Posted by: Mainah at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (659DL)

91 86 MPPP,

yup....

I'm done trying to convince anyone of the moral imperative of my legal gun ownership.

Go ahead Bam make me an outlaw.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)

92 12
Mid day good news morons!

My wife, Kim, is off of the ventilator completely (after 8 days
on) and is doing good! One giant step forward, many more to come.

The twins are still hanging tough.



--Jason

Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:13 PM (2PWuT)

That's great news!....but I seem to have missed the back story on this. Can you bring me up to speed?

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (X6akg)

93 @78: Definitely mixed opinions. On the one hand, the video covers everything any of us Morons could say against gun control. On the other hand, it's Anonymous, and it's kind of an unusual cause for them.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (B/VB5)

94 Interesting article on home-built (kind of) lower receivers for an AR15 at Protein Wisdom.

http://tinyurl.com/outlaw-guns

Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (/YJKo)

95
I just had to laugh about NY going from 10 round mag to a 7 round maximum. Laughing at the thought of the negotiation or how they came up with that number.

Super lib: I say 0 rounds per mag.
Other lib: Well that would mean no mag at all.
Super lib: Ok 1. 1 bullet.
Other lib: Still wouldn't need a mag.
Ultra lib: Exactly
Guv lib: Wait, we are only pretending to do something here.
Super lib: Oh, well lets go with 5.
Other lib: Seems right, cut those people down to half, nobody needs 10 to kill a deer.
Guv lib: It took me 7 that one time I went.
Ultra lib: Ok then 7 should be enough!
All libs: Yea! We did something!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (p/cQy)

96 I think I'm going to head to the range tonight. I wonder how insanely expensive their ammunition is.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:25 PM (5DR1j)

97 People who ammo from Walmart ?


hahahahahahahahahha! Thanks for the giggles. You guys and gals are the very best! Gotta love ya morons!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 14, 2013 02:26 PM (kLs5Y)

98 Mid day good news morons!
My wife, Kim, is off of the ventilator completely (after 8 days on) and is doing good! One giant step forward, many more to come.
The twins are still hanging tough.
--Jason

Congrats! Now, go spend time with them! We'll be here when you get back.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 02:26 PM (GFM2b)

99 Sonuva....I wish I bought an AR a while ago, or at
least just a lower receiver, but even those are frickin' crazy expensive
now.

Posted by: Mainah at January 14, 2013 02:19 PM (659DL)

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New Frontier - polymer lower receivers.$80.00 stripped.... hunnert and sumpin complete.
Dont laugh..... I did a build with one and was impressed.

As Rosie would say..... Google it.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2013 02:26 PM (nELVU)

100 I think I'm going to head to the range tonight. I wonder how insanely expensive their ammunition is.

If yours is anything like mine, expect to pay around $1/rd for .223 ammo and around 50cents/rd for 40 S and W ammo

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:26 PM (GQ8sn)

101 Walmart is a hassle. I've never seen any advantage shopping there. The place is like walking through a blimp hangar and the prices aren't significantly different anyway.

I'll leave to the three teeth people.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (KXm42)

102 @96, cI have 1 word for u..crates! Crates sonny! Buy in bulk!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (kLs5Y)

103
They're saying that our King was..."crabby"...today, in his presser
==============
Well, he did put the retard in charge of his gun control efforts and they're going to fail. Even McCain said there will be no Assault Weapons Ban.
He's pissed because Slow Joe let a good crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Jay at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (3LaGb)

104 >>The amount spent in order to fly his worthless ass back and forth to Hawaii a couple times at the end of the year

I got newly annoyed by that when I thought about how they are from Chicago...can't figure out why they don't go back there for vacations...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (SUKHu)

105 96 I think I'm going to head to the range tonight. I wonder how insanely expensive their ammunition is.

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Depends on the range involved.

It's probably cheaper to go to the local sports store like Academy or a hunting/fishing superstore like Cabela's or Bass Pro, provided you don't have to drive too far out of your way.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (e0xKF)

106 I'm still LOLing over the total fail of "Lincoln" at the Golden Globes last night. It was an otherwise cringeworthy leftwing lovefest, but seeing Spielberg come away with nothing was worth it. And Hugh Jackman was awesome.

Posted by: rockmom at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (NYnoe)

107 >> we need to make an example out of a corporation though and Wal-Mart is repeatedly volunteering.

Oh, yeah. No argument here.

I'd really be surprised if they did anything that worked against their interest like that. If they quit selling ammo, they might as well quit selling anything hunting or shooting related and get prepared for a decent falloff in all areas.

They've never seen a boycott like the one second amendment folks will lay on them.

Posted by: Andy at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (C/NnJ)

108 Our English friend Piers is twittering the idea that the US Govt has 5000 nuclear warheads, so it is bootless to oppose them with small arms, ergo, no 2nd Amendment.

I don't think we have over 1500 or so, and TFG's goal is 300 or less. Piers don't know nukes no better'n he knows ".233's."

Posted by: comatus at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (qaVK+)

109 Other lib: Seems right, cut those people down to half, nobody needs 10 to kill a deer.
Guv lib: It took me 7 that one time I went.
Ultra lib: Ok then 7 should be enough
We should outlaw hunting, then. Vegan diets are better anyway.


FIFY.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (ZKzrr)

110 On the other hand, it's Anonymous, and it's kind of an unusual cause for them.

I'm not surprised. "Anonymous" are a bunch of computer nerds who think that computer nerds should rule the world. As such they're Libertarian-to-Anarchist in political views.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (5DR1j)

111 can't figure out why they don't go back there for vacations...

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If you've escaped the Windy City, would YOU want to go back?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (e0xKF)

112 My wife, Kim, is off of the ventilator completely (after 8 days

on) and is doing good! One giant step forward, many more to come.


That's great news! Keep us updated.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (GQ8sn)

113 99 fixerupper,

Yeah nobody has 'em if you found 'em zap a link b/c I spent the time checking inventories as of yesterday.

There is NOTHING wrong with a polymer lower for 90% of AR owners.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (LRFds)

114
Whoa Jason. Excellent. Yes, go hang with them every second.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (p/cQy)

115 Which reminds me... I need to make my way out to either Bass Pro or Cabela's for more "supplies" later.


May yours be blessed. Mine is empty. Except for a few boxes of .17 & .22 shorts.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (GFM2b)

116 ...can't figure out why they don't go back there for vacations...

Secret Service doesn't like the hookers there?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:28 PM (ZKzrr)

117 115 Which reminds me... I need to make my way out to either Bass Pro or Cabela's for more "supplies" later.


May yours be blessed. Mine is empty. Except for a few boxes of .17 & .22 shorts.

---

Good thing I bought 9MM in bulk the last time I went then.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:29 PM (e0xKF)

118 I prefer lemon beagle versus lemon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRsd6ekwN9I

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2013 02:29 PM (ORGYc)

119 >>the prices aren't significantly different anyway.

Oh, there's a big difference in food prices, at least here. My Target is not a Super Target and the food is expensive.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (SUKHu)

120 Vegan diets are better anyway.

Speaking of Vegans.

My family went to Mellow Mushroom (good pizza) this weekend. As I was looking over the menu, I saw that one of their cheese options was "Vegan Cheese."

How, exactly, do you make cheese vegan?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (5DR1j)

121 #74 I'm guessing Rush is ranting about all the Palin-bashing at last night's Golden Globes.

Posted by: rockmom at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (NYnoe)

122 Oh, forgot - good news, kerncon! Am saying a prayer for you and yours.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (zF6Iw)

123 107 Andy,

I've spent political capital defending their perverse hatred of unions b/c once they were apolitical....

Sam was ok the kids...

well they pushed hard for me to be dehydrated one day.

I think this is the straw.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (LRFds)

124 During yesterday's Atlanta/Seattle game, was anyone else rooting for the Seahawks so that satirical Russell Wilson could continue to troll the other QBs on ProFootballMock.com?

Posted by: Don't mind me, I'm just lurking at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (tl7W6)

125 I'm still LOLing over the total fail of "Lincoln" at the Golden Globes last night. It was an otherwise cringeworthy leftwing lovefest, but seeing Spielberg come away with nothing was worth it. And Hugh Jackman was awesome.
Posted by: rockmom at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (NYnoe)


I skipped past the GG's just in time to hear Lena Dunham accepting the award for "Girls." "Yeah, you DO have a FUPA, and it's called your FACE," I said, before clicking speedily away again.

But I, too, was giddy about "Lincoln's" utter failure. President Lincoln deserves better than that smarmy piece of tripe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (4df7R)

126 >>>How, exactly, do you make cheese vegan?

Soy milk?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (0q2P7)

127 Piers actually thinks the US Govt would nuke itself in case of a revolution.

Is he claiming Obammy would pull the trigger?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (xAtAj)

128 119 mama Aj,

I have been allowing Kroger back into my life, better meat and less of the unwashed masses.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (LRFds)

129 vvegan cheese is tofu, soybean paste. Full of estorgen like compounds. Not good for you if you area man

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (Dnbau)

130 I often go to the range..its called my back yard. I always shoot at 55 yards. I had some guy ask why do you shoot at 55 yards and not 50?

My reply (from measuring) it is exactly 55 yards from my rocking chair and table on the back porch to the steel plates I shoot at across the pond!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (kLs5Y)

131 Can't see Walmart stopping all gun and ammo sales, but wouldn't be surprised in urban, non hunting supply business stores, so they can point to something that isn't impacting their bottom line.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 02:32 PM (aZ6ew)

132 127 HoboJerky,

it is the ONLY nation he would nuke.

I have no doubt Barry would do HA EMP airbursts over a rebel red america.

NONE

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:32 PM (LRFds)

133 How, exactly, do you make cheese vegan?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (5DR1j)

If you're vegan, tofu solves everything.

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2013 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

134 I got newly annoyed by that when I thought about how they are from Chicago...can't figure out why they don't go back there for vacations...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2013 02:27 PM (SUKHu)


Because it's too dangerous, of course! They really do need to enact some stricter gun control legislation to make the city safer. *wide-eyed, solemn nod of an imbecile leftist*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:32 PM (4df7R)

135 Soy milk?

Would soy milk separate into curds and weigh?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:32 PM (5DR1j)

136 131 OnTheRocks,

I agree, BUT they have been slowly doing that all during Obarka's reign anyway.

I do not use them as a primary ammo point, but that is NOT the point.

They want my money stop moneyshotting me in the eyes Wal-Mart.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:33 PM (LRFds)

137 That Anonymous video loses some credibility with me.

They quote a Kos article which I immediately disregard as bullshit. Then they talk about the BART cop who accidentally shoots the cuffed perp on the ground. That incident, while horrific, was not malicious intent by the police to kill the perp. He mistook his tazer for his service weapon and fucked up on a cosmic scale.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:33 PM (GQ8sn)

138 121#74 I'm guessing Rush is ranting about all the Palin-bashing at last night's Golden Globes. Posted by: rockmom at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (NYnoe) That's what initiated it, but said he expects it from liberals. No, what really pissed him off was people on our side trying to be "intellectuals" in the eyes of NY Times subscribers. He was ranting in general about a number of conservatives who got tossed under the bus by people on the right.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2013 02:34 PM (ZDsRL)

139 I'm not surprised. "Anonymous" are a bunch of computer nerds who think that computer nerds should rule the world. As such they're Libertarian-to-Anarchist in political views.

Right, they project what I call "Slashdot Socialism" where "the goverment should control everyone else and the things everyone else likes to do, just not me or my gadgets". Unsurprisingly this usually manifests in being ideologically indistinguishable from Nancy Pelosi, but it's the exceptions that are often interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:34 PM (B/VB5)

140 137 EC,

they are who they are and Koos is who he is.

In the end this is a lot like the reddit kid....yeah great you're my "ally" grab a sign.....

ugh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:34 PM (LRFds)

141 MWR, so you missed Bubba's surprise appearance to flog "Lincoln"? It was hilarious. Spielberg is now spreading the word that it was his idea. No doubt he is in panic mode now trying to influence the Oscar voters. He should be damn grateful that the Academy snubbed Kathryn Bigelow and Ben Affleck. He might actually win Best Director, but he will know he didn't deserve it.

I was even glad John Williams didn't win Best Score, and I am a big Williams fan.

Posted by: rockmom at January 14, 2013 02:34 PM (qE3AR)

142 Not sure how happy I am to hear about a group of armed anarchists like anonymous

Cannon fodder is always useful.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 14, 2013 02:34 PM (QupBk)

143 I skipped past the GG's just in time to hear Lena Dunham accepting the
award for "Girls." "Yeah, you DO have a FUPA, and it's called your
FACE," I said, before clicking speedily away again.



LOL!!!

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:35 PM (GQ8sn)

144 I've been driving to the Commissary, but they are closed on Mondays.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2013 02:35 PM (SUKHu)

145
Subject: Jodi Foster
There is an old joke that goes; How do you know someone is a vegan? Because, they will f*cking tell you!
I have watched Jodi Foster in movies since I was literally (as Joe Biden would say) a little kid. I could care less what she licks of otherwise does in her private life. For many years I had a grudging respect for her, despite persistent rumors, keeping her private life private.No longer.
The Gheys are the new vegans.

Posted by: boogie man at January 14, 2013 02:35 PM (VDovR)

146 Especially if the cannon fodder thinks Guy Fawkes masks make them look cool.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (QidfK)

147 @92

For those that haven't seen my drive bys in the last few ONTs:
Last Saturday (Jan 5th) I took my wife, 17 weeks at the time pregnant with twins, to the ER for a continuously high (104+) fever. She was swiftly admitted to UNC hospital for a severe bacterial pneumonia.
By Sunday morning she was on a ventilator.
Monday morning brought an ominous midnight call summoning us back to the hospital, she nearly died due to respiratory failure. They were able to stabilize her, but to do so they had to medically paralyze her.
Monday/Tuesday her fever breaks.
Wednesday afternoon brought an ominous mid day call that she had started pre-term labor. It did not progress past what happened that afternoon.
Thursday, she was removed from paralytic.
The weekend brought changes to the ventilator settings to get her moving to get off of it, and a seesaw return of the fever.
Today brings the removal of the ventilator and her and the twins all doing good.

Needless to say the last week has been a roller coaster.

Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (2PWuT)

148 This blog is deader than Helen Thomas' cooter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (UOM48)

149 How, exactly, do you make cheese vegan?

There is such a thing as non-dairy cheese. It's just as bad as you think.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (B/VB5)

150 >>Secret Service doesn't like the hookers there?

>>They really do need to enact some stricter gun control legislation to make the city safer.

The hookers keep stealing their guns!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (SUKHu)

151 144 Mama AJ,

Our current post's Commissary is on the other side of indy.

When we go back down to Ft Jackson I will probably shop there in lieu of the evil W

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (LRFds)

152
Right, they project what I call "Slashdot
Socialism" where "the goverment should control everyone else and the
things everyone else likes to do, just not me or my gadgets".
Unsurprisingly this usually manifests in being ideologically
indistinguishable from Nancy Pelosi, but it's the exceptions that are
often interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:34 PM (B/VB5)

Too true. They just want govt subsidizing the tech world(and their birth control, and their house...), and no police state!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (xAtAj)

153

Ever hear the term...'Crab Mentality'?

It comes from observing a basket of crabs...

Some of the crabs will try to climb up the side of the basket, to escape.
Then the other crabs will reach up and pull them back down...preventing them from getting out.

So, one could say...that 'Crab Mentality' is the basis for Socialism.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (fH4X9)

154 Its between 3 and 4 Am here. It's bedtme for bonzo.

Night all..have a glorious afternoon morons and moronettes!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (kLs5Y)

155 146 Ms puma,

Those masks make nice 'I am a person in need of discipline" identifiers.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (LRFds)

156 Non-dairy cheese. Also called imitation cheese slices. Put that nasty stuff on bread all you taste is Love Canal and not the roast beef.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (QidfK)

157 Needless to say the last week has been a roller coaster.

Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (2PWuT)



Thank God! Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (UOM48)

158 There is such a thing as non-dairy cheese. It's just as bad as you think.

That's the stuff you scrape off between a hobo's toes right?

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn)

159 MWR, so you missed Bubba's surprise appearance to flog "Lincoln"? It was hilarious. S

Ooh, really? I did NOT hear about that. Man, I would have loved to see that! Though it would have been ten times better if he was drunk as a skunk throughout the night, his big ass nose all red and bulbous. Oh man. That would have made my week.

I'm not a big fan of Affleck, but I have to say I was glad he won the award for "Argo." Everyone I know who's seen it has said it was very well done. I suspect the lefty Academy snubbed it because of how uncomfortably similar to Benghazi it is, and thus might reflect poorly on their Dearly Beloved Leader Preezy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (4df7R)

160 Needless to say the last week has been a roller coaster.

Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (2PWuT)


Wow....you've been through it. Well,, congrats again on the good news and I hope things continue to get better....for all of you.

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (X6akg)

161 146
Especially if the cannon fodder thinks Guy Fawkes masks make them look cool.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (QidfK)

I made a new name for them:
Neckbeards Anonymous
Those masks just make me want to punch them in the face.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (xAtAj)

162
>>>How, exactly, do you make cheese vegan?
<<<<

Scold and harangue it until it stops eating meat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (p/cQy)

163 Jason, that is wonderful news!

On the WalMart thing, I was initially willing to cut some slack because delay order until knowing what the regs will be isn't a totally unreasonable position. Then I read the transcript of the statement. "Because of the upcoming decision on the Second Amendment". What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (VtjlW)

164 During yesterday's Atlanta/Seattle game, was anyone else rooting for the
Seahawks so that satirical Russell Wilson could continue to troll the
other QBs on ProFootballMock.com?


I laughed so hard my boss noticed when I got to "STEP ON A LEGO AND DIE, KAEPERNICK!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (ZKzrr)

165 Won't be hard to boycott Walmart. Forget the 400 pound tramp stamped aisle blockages. Their employees are rude pos and their pharmacy is incompetent. I've had better service from the DMV.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (OQpzc)

166 152 HoboJerky,

"keep those evil hunters from fucking up the woods I go to once a year..."

//TecnoAnarchist

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (LRFds)

167 I was going to ask which moron did this, but then saw it was 'non-toxic' poo.

-------

Police say someone mailed fecal matter to the home of an editor for a New York newspaper that has published the names and addresses of handgun owners.

White Plains police Commissioner David Chong says a suspicious package that brought out the Westchester County bomb squad Thursday turned out to contain "non-toxic fecal matter."

He said Friday the package was sent to a Journal News employee. The newspaper identified her as CynDee Royle, who's editor and vice president/news.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (fWAjv)

168 That's the stuff you scrape off between a hobo's toes right?


Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn)

yes.... toes...

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (xAtAj)

169 But I, too, was giddy about "Lincoln's" utter failure. President Lincoln deserves better than that smarmy piece of tripe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:31 PM (4df7R)


Dittos, MWR. Normally, I would support a good movie about Honest Abe. But - with all the talent at his command, that Spielberg thought Tony "Reagan hated teh gays!" Kusnher was a perfect fit as scriptwriter was as good as a sign from God that I was never going to see the movie.

I can't stand the leftist old fucker, but Henry Fonda in Young Mr. Lincoln is worth watching, MWR, if you've never seen it. 1936 or '39, I can't remember which.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:39 PM (zF6Iw)

170 They just want govt subsidizing the tech world(and their birth control, and their house...), and no police state!

Yeah. It's hilarious today to read all the lefty tech bloggers whine about that guy that killed himself, when every other day they advocate for a bigger stronger Federal government. And zero mention of the fact that it occurred under the TFG, whose (re)election was supposed to make everything perfect.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:39 PM (B/VB5)

171 Walmart is not exactly stopping the sell of ammo but rather not reordering at the present time 'because of the uncertainty offuture restrictions' that may happen.

I emailed them I would not be making any future orders with WalMart at the present time because of the uncertainty of their support of the 2nd admendment.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 02:39 PM (m2CN7)

172 163 AlexTheChick,

It means they are openly saying Ogabe gets to decide the 2s Amdmt not SCotUS.

SCotUS makes those rules after Obarka signs a damned law.

We need an article V convention.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:39 PM (LRFds)

173 So, one could say...that 'Crab Mentality' is the basis for Socialism.


Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (fH4X9)


Better that all should subsist than one should prosper. Ruling class excluded, of course.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

174 Right, they project what I call "Slashdot

Socialism" where "the goverment should control everyone else and the

things everyone else likes to do, just not me or my gadgets".


And everything they want should be free, but they shouldn't have to pay for anyone else's free shit.

I blame Linux for that shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (ZKzrr)

175 Not good for you if you area man

Smartphone error or Jackie Chan comment? You choose.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (zF6Iw)

176 Too true. They just want govt subsidizing the tech world(and their birth control, and their house...), and no police state!

Yeah, well, birth control and houses aren't really the hill to die on with that crowd.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (T0NGe)

177 @AllenG,

It's fake cheese. So not actually cheese.
Kinda like the "Vegan Meat substitute" you can buy around my town (www.matchmeats.com) aren't actually meat (but I still see things listed as "Vegan Pepperoni."

Apparently Vegans want to eat like us normal omnivores but still feel morally superior or something. (Where's the love of Sacrifice that C.S. Lewis so eloquently described as important?)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 02:40 PM (Fwayc)

178 Especially if the cannon fodder thinks Guy Fawkes masks make them look cool.

Oh how they will light up under a full moon. Kinda like those baby blue UN helmets.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 02:41 PM (GFM2b)

179 Needless to say the last week has been a roller coaster.
Posted by: Kerncon at January 14, 2013 02:36 PM (2PWuT)


Oh wow, Kerncon, what a scary and emotional week! I'm so glad that your wife and the babies are doing better. I'll pray that it continues that way!

Now shoo! Go be with your wife. Tell her we're all praying for her swift recovery and for the rest of her pregnancy to be a breeze. God bless!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:41 PM (4df7R)

180 CynDee Royale sounds like a stripper name

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2013 02:41 PM (Dnbau)

181 What was wrong with the movie Lincoln? I have not seen it but other conservativefriends have and they did not report any untold bias.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2013 02:41 PM (m2CN7)

182 Hey now, Linux is fine! It powers almost all servers in Evil Corporate Amerikka!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (xAtAj)

183 The proscriptions.....they have started.

Posted by: Ghosts of Sulla's victims at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (FzjuH)

184 Walmart is not exactly stopping the sell of ammo but rather not
reordering at the present time 'because of the uncertainty offuture
restrictions' that may happen.


I don't understand that. Even if they ban high-cap mags, people will still buy ammo.

Look at all the guns that were sold since Nov-Dec of last year. All those guns need to be fed. Wal-Mart is missing out on a great opportunity.

IMO, they can turn things around by announcing a contract with the Lake City munitions plant to supply with all the ammo they can make for the next 5 years.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (GQ8sn)

185 Our son's late Christmas gifts arrived Saturday (don't mock, he destroyed his credit card a couple of years ago and uses his debit card now, which is smart).

I nearly cried. He gave me a lovely heart necklace with three little diamonds (the note said, "To remind you how much I love you") and a very pretty watch with crystal face.

Sent his dad a new golf bag (a really nice one, with GA Tech logo) and a small, folding Ka-Bar knife (husband collects knives).

Love that kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (UOM48)

186 They just want govt subsidizing the tech world

Slashdot in the 90's: "Internet access is a basic human right!"
Reasonable people: "There are computers in libraries. Have fun."
Slashdot in the 00's: "Access to In-home Internet access is a basic human right!"
Reasonable people: "Hughes net (satellite based internet) exists for a reason."
Slashdot now: "In-home high-speed internet access is a basic human right!"

Of course, Slashdotter also believe that Corporations "aren't people," and that they should not have the ability to control access to a product/service they provide (Net Neutrality, anyone?).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (5DR1j)

187 Oh, and the 45 fucking minute checkout line because some EBT cretin gave up on math after 2+fucking 2.

Walmart: mouth breathers r us.

Can you tell I've been there recently, and for the last fucking time?

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)

188 I laughed so hard my boss noticed when I got to "STEP ON A LEGO AND DIE, KAEPERNICK!"
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 14, 2013 02:38 PM (ZKzrr)



Wait wait wait I missed a new one? MENDOOOOOZZZZAAAAAAA


*scurries*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM (VtjlW)

189 181 Polynikes,

well Spielass manages to aikido Lincoln into being a member of the one party he was never in.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM (LRFds)

190 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (5DR1j)

Every other post on Slashdot: Why isn't our internet as fast as South Korea? FASCISM!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM (xAtAj)

191 Good night, Judge. Catch you tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:43 PM (zF6Iw)

192 AtC, from the dead thread...I trust that your battle flag has WHIP stitching?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 14, 2013 02:44 PM (KC0r9)

193 "But I, too, was giddy about "Lincoln's" utter failure. President Lincoln deserves better than that smarmy piece of tripe.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit"

I haven't gone to see "Lincoln" because the one person who told me I MUST see it is an extreme liberal. So I assumed I wouldn't like it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:44 PM (9H+iJ)

194 184 EC,

I am thinking not for me.

They already don't sell Hi-Cap mags.....


and I am tired of dealing with them at all for my ammo needs so better to have gunsmiths and gunshop ownders economically empowered by my money.

I'll pay more or I'll reload.

Fuck you wal mart.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:44 PM (LRFds)

195 62 Dear Ms. Kirchener, when Argentina develops the atomic hand grenade. Stick it in Fluke's favorite spot and pull the pin.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 02:20 PM (QidfK)


Be sure to place it in a well lubricanted condom first.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (OzLmI)

196 RUGER Lcr 38. Wife wouldn't carry till she got that gun. I carry it also. Compared to other similar revolvers less recoil even with Plus P's. Wife has hand problems and no trouble pulling trigger .just our opinion. Not gun experts, just works for us.

Posted by: Guido at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (XLuH2)

197 Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)

I went to walmart yesterday...to use their bathrooms. Seriously, that was it. I walked in, did my business, left.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 14, 2013 02:46 PM (Fwayc)

198
And everything they want should be free, but they shouldn't have to pay for anyone else's free shit.

I blame Linux for that shit.

---

I've linked an appropriate Penny Arcade comic about that.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:46 PM (e0xKF)

199 aw Jane....you've raised a great man.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 02:46 PM (GVxQo)

200 Actually went to walmart this past weekend.

I respect Sam Walton, etc. but I had going through a store with annoying musak, with a grocery section with poor veggies and meats, and then waiting in line behind 5 or 6 idiots while there are 40 - 50 unopened registers [even the local convenience store has automatic checkouts].

But ... decided, what the hey. Help the economy.

Loaded up the cart with ice cream, clothing, small trinkets from the gift crap aisle etc. Looked around, didn't see what I really wanted. Waited in line for a while, then went looking again. While back waiting in the check-out line, a manager came by. Flagged him down, he asked if I found everything. I responded no, looking for some 2nd amendment items. He said that he 'didn't want any killing stuff in his store'.

I politely thanked him, and we promptly left.

It was great fun.

Wife put a stop to it though on our way to our third walley worlded.


Posted by: Yeah, maybe I was a douch, but ... at January 14, 2013 02:46 PM (w5RwR)

201 *wheezes* The Rod Hubble stuff *wheezes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 14, 2013 02:46 PM (VtjlW)

202 So apparently I dropped a bomb and then wandered off from you fine folk.



My comment about the EOs came from Drudge. One of the top headlines quotes TFG as saying that "he has executive powers over guns".


The quote from the linked article:


My understanding is the vice president's going to provide a range of
steps that we can take to reduce gun violence," said Obama. "Some of
them will require legislation, some of them I can accomplish through
executive action.......But I'm confident that there are some steps that we can take that don't
require legislation and that are within my authority as president..."



Credit to The Weekly Standard for the article.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (da5Wo)

203 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (UOM4

How sweet! He bought his mother jewelry. That is touching.

Posted by: Long Island at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (hl8SI)

204 my damm phone can't spell, I think I will name it J. Biden.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (OzLmI)

205 173
So, one could say...that 'Crab Mentality' is the basis for Socialism.




Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2013 02:37 PM (fH4X9)

Better that all should subsist than one should prosper. Ruling class excluded, of course.

Or you could just look at it as a violation of the 10th Commandment.

You shall not covet ... anything that is your neighbors.



Posted by: tmitsss at January 14, 2013 02:47 PM (rdav6)

206 What was wrong with the movie Lincoln? I have not seen it but other
conservative friends have and they did not report any untold bias.


I've read several biographies of Lincoln so I'm pretty familiar with the story. I thought the movie was excellent and the portrayal of Lincoln was better than any I'd ever seen. Daniel Day Lewis was awesome.

And I respectfully disagree with Sven's point that Lincoln was made to seem like a member of something other than the Republican party. In fact, I was kind of surprised at the degree to which the Democrats were portrayed as villains.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (QKKT0)

207 "159 MWR, so you missed Bubba's surprise appearance to flog "Lincoln"? It was hilarious. S "

Cool. Did they congratulate him on his "Father of the Year " award?
(Smirk)

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (9H+iJ)

208 And everything they want should be free, but they shouldn't have to pay for anyone else's free shit.

I blame Linux for that shit.


I blame the FSF and Stallman. Linus himself is quite pragmatic, which is the main reason Linux does better than the *BSDs (at least if you don't count that iOS/OS X are FreeBSD internally). FSF really wanted Linus to adopt the GPLv3 license which would effectively ban commercial use and he refused.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (B/VB5)

209 >>>vvegan cheese is tofu, soybean paste. Full of estorgen like compounds. Not good for you if you area man

Not good for you if your a woman. Incredibly bad for you if you are a man.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (0q2P7)

210 I haven't gone to see "Lincoln" because the one person who told me I MUST see it is an extreme liberal. So I assumed I wouldn't like it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:44 PM (9H+iJ)


It was the director's glowing comparison of The Exalted Preezy to Lincoln that pretty much sealed the deal against me ever seeing it. Yeah, no thanks. I'm pretty sure that if Bill and Ted ever DID go on an Excellent Adventure (tm) and ended up bringing Honest Abe forward in time to the present day, the first thing he'd do is march up to the White House and cockpunch the stumblefuck of a shithead Preezy. Or, to paraphrase a quote from the Rifftrak of "Neutron the Atomic Superman," he'd wail away at Bammy's scrotum like a boxer working a speed bag.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (4df7R)

211 FSF really wanted Linus to adopt the GPLv3 license which would effectively ban commercial use and he refused.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (B/VB5)

The linux kernel is under the GPL though right? Is it GPLv2?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (xAtAj)

212 207 "159 MWR, so you missed Bubba's surprise appearance to flog "Lincoln"? It was hilarious. S "

Cool. Did they congratulate him on his "Father of the Year " award?
(Smirk)

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I think he jumped the gal they sent to deliver the award and then told her to put some ice on that eye.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (e0xKF)

213 Oh, and I didn't watch the GG. If I wanted to see a bunch of preening, self-important, shallow douchebags I'll watch one of the "Housewives" debacles on Bravo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:49 PM (9H+iJ)

214 RUGER Lcr 38. Wife wouldn't carry till she got that gun. I carry it also. Compared to other similar revolvers less recoil even with Plus P's. Wife has hand problems and no trouble pulling trigger .just our opinion. Not gun experts, just works for us.
Posted by: Guido at January 14, 2013 02:45 PM (XLuH2)


That's the very gun I got over the weekend. It was the only .38 revolver they still had in stock; everything else was cleaned out. I love the weight of it; not too heavy, but not a featherweight either.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:50 PM (4df7R)

215 @211: Yeah, v2. v2 requires that you make the source available you used to build your kernel (not your userland apps), so it's not a big deal. v3 requires that you also provide a way for the end user to replace your software, because Stallman has a boner over TiVo (and DirectTV and Verizon and Comcast and every other DVR) running Linux that he can't customize.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2013 02:50 PM (B/VB5)

216 Kerncom, blessings abd prayers for your wife, babies, and you. W

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (KC0r9)

217 Bill Clinton winning "Father of the Year" is right up there with Arafat winning the Nobel Peace Prize as the most ridiculous award recipients ever.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (4df7R)

218 Walmart: mouth breathers r us. Can you tell I've been there recently, and for the last fucking time Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:42 PM (OQpzc)

In fairness to Wal-Mart patrons, many of them are, in fact, the first generation of their family to walk upright.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (sbV1u)

219 206 Cicero,

Every ad blitz, every interview, and the crescendo of the film made it seem as though "Abe would probably be a democrat today" and that is frankly Horseshit.

He was an American System loving patronage Whig who shunned the know-nothings and helped found the GOP. He was like a funhouse mirror version of the modern vulture legal profession making scratch by making sure business could thrive. Spielberg does not take the victory banner for most ludicrous revision to Abe that would be Harry Turtledove who decided old Abe was really a Communist.

Daniel Day Lewis probably turns in a killer job acting out what Spielberg wanted, I am an ex thespian and I can separate my love of craft from politics but the portrayal was simplistic from what I have read, and the hoopla outside the film means I won't see it until it is on DVD and then likely bought used to keep the cash from Horrywood.

Nothing personal this historical wars bullshit is my life's passion.

Abe is an enigma I love him for a few things and I probably hate him for a lot more but it is still a hair over into love.

That is how important his 'goods" were.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (LRFds)

220 I blame Linux for that shit.

Right there with ya.

Made my last car payment in December. I get paid for looking after Linux boxes, so I blame Linux for that shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (xKC/c)

221 Bill Clinton winning "Father of the Year" is right
up there with Arafat winning the Nobel Peace Prize as the most
ridiculous award recipients ever.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 14, 2013 02:52 PM (4

Obama won the peace prize too, so that just confirms its worthlessness these days.

Posted by: Berserker at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (FMbng)

222 "It was the director's glowing comparison of The Exalted Preezy to Lincoln that pretty much sealed the deal against me ever seeing it."

Uh,oh. Does that mean that TFG is planning on declaring martial law?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:54 PM (9H+iJ)

223 217 Bill Clinton winning "Father of the Year" is right up there with Arafat winning the Nobel Peace Prize as the most ridiculous award recipients ever.

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What about Moochelle being in the Maxim 100 in 2008 or 2009 but not the First Lady of France at that time, Carla Bruni?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:55 PM (e0xKF)

224 I'm waiting to see Lincoln in the privacy of my own home. I've already read a bunch of reviews, most of them incoherent.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (ZshNr)

225 "I think he jumped the gal they sent to deliver the award and then told her to put some ice on that eye.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge";

And she said, "Give it to me, Daddy!"
Thus the father of the year award.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (9H+iJ)

226 i just dont remember clinton ever doing anything for or with chelsea to have earned this award....or does he have other children?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (GVxQo)

227 The kittehs are even socking these days!


http://tinyurl.com/bv7lnnv

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (fWAjv)

228 204. Yeah, the Rod Hubble stuff was thefunniest thingon that post. The character development of the QBs during the season was amazing. Also, sorry for using the comment number to reference your comment. I don't want to break the blog trying to code italics. Barrels frighten and confuse me!

Posted by: Don't mind me, I'm just lurking at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (tl7W6)

229 222 "It was the director's glowing comparison of The Exalted Preezy to Lincoln that pretty much sealed the deal against me ever seeing it."

Uh,oh. Does that mean that TFG is planning on declaring martial law?

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How does the SCOAMF feel about the theater?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (e0xKF)

230 Uh,oh. Does that mean that TFG is planning on declaring martial law?

He would, except Choo-Choo told him "Marshall Law" was a really crappy TV show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (zF6Iw)

231 210 MWR,

Pretty much it.

The hubris of anyone thinking they "own" Abe is funny donks would love his proto-socialistic patronage, the GOP his respect for the worker and self-made man.

Spielberg needs to take up yoga and blow himself.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:57 PM (LRFds)

232 Full of estorgen like compounds. Not good for you if you area manNot good for you if your a woman. Incredibly bad for you if you are a man.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 14, 2013 02:48 PM (0q2P7)

Even worse if you are a devoloping young male. The term Chemical Castration has been used by real sciency types to show the true horror of modern mommies.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (OQpzc)

233 218 Sean bannion,

Hey now...they walk upright part time...

I manage it full time.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (LRFds)

234 Aaaand it's afternoon meeting time. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2013 02:59 PM (zF6Iw)

235 And she said, "Give it to me, Daddy!" Thus the father of the year award.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 02:56 PM (9H+iJ)

Hehehe. Good one.

Posted by: Invictus at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (OQpzc)

236 214 MWR,

Take a look at a Chiappa rhino if you decide you want a spare.

The design is amazingly accurate with minimal muzzle flip.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (LRFds)

237 What is it, "let's get outraged over shit that happened four years ago week" on the Limbaugh Show?


Posted by: lowandslow

Grasping at relevance straws...clueless numbnuts.

Rush isn't the only idiot host losing his audience and wondering wtf, how to reconnect with what the Republican Party squashed, its own constituents. It isn't as if the Tea Party or any grassroots protest originated as a response against Obama; rather, against bipartisan government's corruption (led by Republican Washingtonians promoted by Rush far too long) usurping so thoroughly control away from the citizenry of what used to be guaranteed as the American way of living '...life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...' as federal authoritarianism defeats the Constitution, stripping bare the bones of the middle class.


Posted by: panzernashorn at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (BAnPT)

238 MWR. U pucker out. Had 2 wait for ours a couple of months ago. It gets great reviews by folks who put lots of rounds though it and u will not be disapointed.love it. Enjoy.

Posted by: Guido at January 14, 2013 03:00 PM (XLuH2)

239 Does that mean that TFG is planning on declaring martial law?


Well, that really is one thing he can do via EO, IIRC.

So maybe the Mayan calendar just didn't translate properly into our current Julian Calendar, and so that 'Dec 21, 2012' date was off by a few weeks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (5DR1j)

240 How, exactly, do you make cheese vegan?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 14, 2013 02:30 PM (5DR1j)

*****

Which raises some interesting vegan ethics questions. Does vegan cheese involve bacteria, like regular dairy cheese? And if so, does devouring bacteria violate the vegan premise? Or is it just "cute" multicellular animals that they don't eat? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (1OZSU)

241 224 LincolnTF,

Including mine.

*grin*

I read as much on it as i could and have seen every clip.

Looked at Spielberg's blitz for it and decided I will not reward him for shitting on me to try to steal one of our party's flawed icons.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (LRFds)

242 "In fairness to Wal-Mart patrons, many of them are, in fact, the first generation of their family to walk upright.
Posted by: Sean Bannion"

Want to know what is really a hoot? We have a grocery store chain whose employees are unionized and their attitudes are a lot worse than the Walmart peoples'. So much for the union view that hiring unionized employees and paying them better makes them better employees. It makes, at least some of them, bigger jerks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (9H+iJ)

243 Want to know what is really a hoot? We have a grocery store chain whose employees are unionized and their attitudes are a lot worse than the Walmart peoples'. So much for the union view that hiring unionized employees and paying them better makes them better employees. It makes, at least some of them, bigger jerks.

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So... does that make them the Jerk Store?

Posted by: George Costanza at January 14, 2013 03:04 PM (e0xKF)

244 Well just managed to get vet visit squeezed in for kitteh. Follow up check-up for Isis to see is she is over the sneezes. In about an hour.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (QidfK)

245 "187 Oh, and the 45 fucking minute checkout line because some EBT cretin gave up on math after 2+fucking 2. "

Yeah, I've had that experience of the person in front of me checking out groceries, only to find out at the end that she doesn't have enough on the EBT card to cover them. Then going through the process of digging through everything and making decisions as to which items to subtract.

I went to a Catholic school where we were taught to estimate. I use it at stores all the time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 03:05 PM (9H+iJ)

246 Hey now...they walk upright part time... I manage it full time. Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 02:58 PM (LRFds)

I did notice a statistically significant percentage of said population lacked an opposable thumb.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:06 PM (sbV1u)

247 So much for the union view that hiring unionized employees and paying them better makes them better employees. It makes, at least some of them, bigger jerks. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 03:01 PM (9H+iJ)

The sole purpose of a union is to subsidize the lazy and protect the incompetent.

I think I learned that from Shit Jefferson Said: Vol. 1

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2013 03:09 PM (sbV1u)

248 Ewok's up

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 14, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)

249 >>The sole purpose of a union is to subsidize the lazy and protect the incompetent.



The sole purpose of a union is to wield political power with other people's money without their input.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 03:15 PM (aZ6ew)

250 Eh. I shop at Walmart all the time, although rarely for groceries. I haven't had the kind of service problems mentioned here.
One thing about Appalachia, or at least this corner of it, is that the riff-raff tend to be very polite and cheerful.

Unless you come for their guns.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2013 03:16 PM (C8mVl)

251 Does that mean that TFG is planning on declaring martial law?

Well, that really is one thing he can do via EO, IIRC.

He still has to enforce it.
And the enforcers lives amonst us. Along with their families... Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (GFM2b)

252 Repeating a request from the dead thread. Looking for interesting places to go, things to do, places to eat in New Orleans at the end of the month. Preferably near the French Quarter.

Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at January 14, 2013 03:19 PM (/YJKo)

253 I use a Walmart in a rural location.

The help couldn't be more polite or solicitous.

.......different story back in Mass, just one more good reason to have moved.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2013 03:24 PM (aZ6ew)

254 I note the President has said it is just the beginnng of the "wealthiest" Americans paying their "fair share". And it should be clear that the Democratic Party intends to make damn sure no one ever again pulls an Elon Musk and has enough excess wealth to start a business and embarass the government by actually doing something competently--seemngly effortlessly.

No, under our new tax rates the Federal government will be left as the only possible solution, merely by making sure the government has all the money and no new major businesses ever gets started by individuals again. .

Posted by: Y. at January 14, 2013 05:47 PM (0WRa/)

255 No wonder Musk supported the man. Rent-seeking?

Posted by: Y. at January 14, 2013 05:49 PM (0WRa/)






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