Overnight Open Thread (1-13-2013)

Hey it's a fresh new week. So we have that going for us. 

NRA Ratings by Congressional District

For the most part they're about what you'd expect but it is interesting how nearly every Southern states has at least a few districts with NRA F-rated congressmen while the west has most of the full-state A-ratings.

NRARatingByCongDistrict

NRAgradesofCongr

Also Piers Morgan Exposes Dana Loesch's Lack of Gun Knowledge by Just Making up Models, Calibers

PJ O'Rourke on the Stingy Worldview of the Left

Even happiness is zero-sum:

There is a fixed amount of good things. Life is a pizza. If some people have too many slices, other people have to eat the pizza box. You had no answer to Mitt Romney's argument for more pizza parlors baking more pizzas. The solution to our problems, you said, is redistribution of the pizzas we've got-with low-cost, government-subsidized pepperoni somehow materializing as the result of higher taxes on pizza-parlor owners.

In this zero-sum universe there is only so much happiness. The idea is that if we wipe the smile off the faces of people with prosperous businesses and successful careers, that will make the rest of us grin.

There is only so much money. The people who have money are hogging it. The way for the rest of us to get money is to turn the hogs into bacon.

Mr. President, your entire campaign platform was redistribution. Take from the rich and give to the . . . Well, actually, you didn't mention the poor. What you talked and talked about was the middle class, something most well-off Americans consider themselves to be members of. So your plan is to take from the more rich and the more or less rich and give to the less rich, more or less. It is as if Robin Hood stole treasure from the Sheriff of Nottingham and bestowed it on the Deputy Sheriff.

Royal Navy vs. Japanese Navy Fun Fact of the Day

The Japanese navy boasts roughly four times as many major warships as the British Royal Navy.

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If We Could Preserve Only One Sentence

"Richard Feynman was once asked what he would pass on if the whole edifice of modern scientific knowledge had been lost, and all he could give to posterity was a single sentence. What axiom would convey the maximum amount of scientific information in the fewest possible words? His candidate was 'all things are made of atoms.' In a similar spirit, if the whole ramshackle structure of contemporary macroeconomics vanished into thin air and the field had to be reconstructed from scratch, the sentence which packs as much of the discipline into the fewest possible words might be 'governments are not households.' "

Tyler Cowan also suggests other forms such as "In the short run, governments are not households." or "Today is a long run from some time back.".

Mad Jack: The Only Soldier in WWII To Kill the Enemy With a Bow and Arrow

After coming face to face with Lieutenant Colonel John Churchill, the Germans probably had a similar, if less affectionate, moniker for the eccentric officer.

Rather than wield a sub-machine gun in battle, the commando leader inspired his comrades by storming beaches armed with a bow and arrow and two-handed sword, dressed in a kilt and playing a set of bagpipes.

He enhanced his reputation by capturing 42 German prisoners with only his broadsword and later escaping from one of the most daunting Nazi jails before the end of the war.

The colourful officer's bravery - he is the only soldier in the war credited with killing enemy troops with arrows - earned him a chestful of gallantry medals, including two Distinguished Service Orders and a Military Cross.

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The Ins and Outs of Fluid Coupling

You'd expect it to be completely boring yet this 1954 Department of Defense film is surprisingly mesmerizing.

Court Overturns Rape Conviction Because 1872 Law Says Unmarried Women Can't Get Raped

Well at least not rape-raped via impostering:

An 18-year-old woman who was raped by her brother's friend, who pretended to be the victim's own boyfriend, has had her rape conviction overturned by a California appeals court because of a 1872 law that says unmarried women are not legally protected from sexual assault by "impostors."

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [1139 comments] 'sven10077' [159.88 posts/day]
2 [872 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
3 [594 comments] 'Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon.'
4 [489 comments] 'Vic'
5 [444 comments] 'Jones in CO'
6 [403 comments] 'toby928? for TB'
7 [394 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
8 [363 comments] 'BCochran1981'
9 [359 comments] 'RWC'
10 [292 comments] 'EC'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [122 names] 'derit' [17.12 unique names/day]
2 [52 names] 'aalex_'
3 [40 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
4 [36 names] 'The Political Hat'
5 [32 names] 'kbdabear'
6 [29 names] 't-bird'
7 [26 names] 'Truck Monkey'
8 [20 names] 'Brandon In Baton Rouge'
9 [18 names] 'andycanuck'
10 [17 names] 'Lurking Canuck'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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Comments

1 First!

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2013 10:12 PM (eqV3Q)

2 no way #2?

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (jfSqj)

3 Well with the Texans out it's time to turn to one of my favorite sports. Sumo! The first tournament of the year started today here are all the matches of the top division in one convenient package.
Some good matches today.
http://tinyurl.com/bzoe3qj

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (obHYs)

4 F graded NRA Southern Districts? Da Huh. Minority carve out districts. Period.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (tWFaN)

5 Three & Four?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (obHYs)

6 If I hadn't read Maet's stuff, I would have been first

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (wwsoB)

7 BTW,

I'm in the green part of ID




winner

Posted by: Jake in ID at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (jfSqj)

8 The map says most of the US has gone near-OD green. Things are looking up. Now to work on LA.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 10:15 PM (KzM0i)

9 Well Three (Hangs head in shame)

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:15 PM (obHYs)

10 Every time Maet posts these old-timey comic panels, I find myself asking "was batman a pederast?"

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:15 PM (3Jy/e)

11 Ray Lewis vs Tom Brady

Can I root for a tornado?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:15 PM (wwsoB)

12
Argueing with a dumbass is never good.

Posted by: Bosk at January 13, 2013 10:15 PM (QkFee)

13 4
F graded NRA Southern Districts? Da Huh. Minority carve out districts. Period.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (tWFaN)


Duh.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:16 PM (3Jy/e)

14
If I hadn't read Maet's stuff, I would have been first

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:14 PM (wwsoB)
===
Me. I would have.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 13, 2013 10:17 PM (MPjT8)

15 Had fun watching Dana torment Morgan on Twitter today. I'd have fun watching Dana do lots of things, but her hubby Chris is one of my followers

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:17 PM (wwsoB)

16 Wow - it looks like WI is more pro-gun than LA, based on that map.

It's also further proof that Chicago drags down the entire rest of IL with it.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 10:18 PM (BStAJ)

17 The Royal Navy, once the greatest naval power in the world. Now, most of its former colonies are more powerful.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:18 PM (Zd/NW)

18 A new thread...finally

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 13, 2013 10:18 PM (SkyIE)

19 The beige sections of Texas must be where the Californians are moving in

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:18 PM (wwsoB)

20 Evening all. Sushi, yum. Beer, yummier. Cougar, yummiest.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 10:19 PM (jIaZt)

21 Teaching Piers Morgan to sing wastes your time and irritates Piers Morgan ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:19 PM (TvO05)

22 Thank you Sven for taking the leader board!

Finally decided to write a blog post. About loons in Vermont.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2013/01/move-to-shrangri-la.html

Yeah like AllenG I just might have a blog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:19 PM (znavB)

23
Ray Lewis vs Tom Brady

SMOD-time, baby.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (hO8IJ)

24 'Lo, 'rons!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (kaalw)

25 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (JMmQ9)

26 17
The Royal Navy, once the greatest naval power in the world. Now, most of its former colonies are more powerful.


Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:18 PM (Zd/NW)


I doubt the chavs will even notice when India is of greater global importance than England.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (3Jy/e)

27 Boy, those statistics sure tell an interesting story...

Posted by: Museisluse at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (SsWgR)

28 It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to be Piers Morgan and remove all doubt

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (wwsoB)

29 Oops, not LA - Mississippi!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (BStAJ)

30 "Can I root for a tornado?



Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:15 PM (wwsoB)"

The supervolcano in Yellowstone erupting would be kind of nice.

Posted by: Al at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (V70Uh)

31 NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg to Hospital Patients: “SUFFER”

Not content to banning Super Gulps and harassing the nation with anti-Second Amendment idiocy, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has decided to wage a war on patients in hospital who are suffering from excruciating pain.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1174

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (Vk2pI)

32 5 [444 comments] 'Jones in CO'



nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (8sCoq)

33 Piers Morgan Tonight and UFO's. Two things we've heard exist but few people have actually seen

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (wwsoB)

34 greetings, elder god....

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (TvO05)

35 BTW my Congressthing gets an F from NRA

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (8sCoq)

36 32
5 [444 comments] 'Jones in CO'



nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM

Own It

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (wwsoB)

37 evening, Alton Jackson ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (TvO05)

38 I'd have fun watching Dana do lots of things, but her hubby Chris is one of my followers
Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:17 PM (wwsoB)

I'd watch Dana all day too

washing the car in a black bikini,
Mowing the lawn in a black bikini,
washing the dishes in a black bikini,
doing the laundry in a black bikini,
looking for a dropped earring in a black bikini,
well you get the point



Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 10:22 PM (jfSqj)

39 Donna V, actually since Mississippi lost a House seat the state only has one Grade F loon. Before it was 2.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:22 PM (znavB)

40 sven broke the 1000 barrier

How did your craft hold up, sven? Is God on the other side of it?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:23 PM (wwsoB)

41 Actually the Indian Navy is more powerful than the Royal Navy. India still has an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:23 PM (znavB)

42 He's figment of someone's deranged imagination,

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 13, 2013 10:23 PM (Jsiw/)

43 Went to the local county range today (100 yard bays, BOO YA!) to zero the new scope.

The room was full to overflowing
for the orientation session to get my range card. 62 attendees just in that session, and
it was the
second session of the day with as many attendees. As many women as
men, and lots
of couples.

The instructor seemed shocked, and VERY pleased at the large crowd. Ahhh, like-minded people.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (4Mv1T)

44
I doubt the chavs will even notice when India is of greater global importance than England.


Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (3Jy/e)

I thought India had already passed them?

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (Zd/NW)

45 Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (8sCoq)



And yet Magpul is HQ'd in Boulder. It's like they refuse to acknowledge that gunnies exist.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (3Jy/e)

46 Don't people in N MN hunt? With guns?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (kWFP3)

47 21
Teaching Piers Morgan to sing wastes your time and irritates Piers Morgan ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:19 PM

If you haven't tweeted that yet, I am so stealing it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:25 PM (wwsoB)

48 46
Don't people in N MN hunt? With guns?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM

They're Scandi Democrats. They engage the deer in dialog

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:26 PM (wwsoB)

49 -

What's the difference between the House Republicans and the Spartans at Thermopylae?

The Spartans had 64 more people on hand to halt an existential threat to freedom.

_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 13, 2013 10:26 PM (RuUvx)

50 hi all

'all things are made of atoms.'

DAMN STRAIGHT

man I knew there was a reason I liked Feynman

Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2013 10:26 PM (BBWjt)

51 @ 22

Uh Oh.. Your're gonna anger mary from Battleboro for speaking badly about the utopia.

It'll be hilarious.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:26 PM (obHYs)

52 If you haven't read the sidebar article "We have met the 1%, and he is us" I highly recommend it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:27 PM (AUeaU)

53 "46 Don't people in N MN hunt? With guns?"

Crossbows and or longbows.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:27 PM (obHYs)

54 FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!


# 10 baby!!!!!


Wooooot!!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2013 10:27 PM (doBIb)

55 Evening Horde!


Where's AtC? I've got some "nyah nyah na nyah" for her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:28 PM (GEICT)

56 I thought India had already passed them?


Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (Zd/NW)


Scrolling through the thread, you are correct, and Ms. Anna corrected me for good measure before you did. Consider me chastened.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:28 PM (3Jy/e)

57 Crossbows and or longbows.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:27 PM (obHYs)


spears bro, just like in scandi land 1000BC


see progressives take you waay back



Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 10:28 PM (jfSqj)

58 >And yet Magpul is HQ'd in Boulder. It's like they refuse to acknowledge that gunnies exist.


Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (3Jy/e)

those 2 CO districts include the western suburbs of Denver, and on up to Ft Collins (CO St Univ)relatively well-to-do lily-white granola-bar eating weekend skiers

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:29 PM (8sCoq)

59 Don't people in N MN hunt? With guns? Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (kWFP3)

Yeah, that surprises me too...I can see the the Twin Cities electing gun control moonbats - but Duluth?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 10:29 PM (BStAJ)

60 Hey, it's a year today that the Costa Concordia parked on a piece of Italian coastal shelf


Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:29 PM (wwsoB)

61 Ed Wood. Bet Mary will complain that Rosanne is a carpetbagger stealing the rightful thunder of native Vermonters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:29 PM (znavB)

62 My wife is currently extolling how the Eagles cheerleaders are the sluttiest, skankiest ones on the NFL. Did I mention this lecture included pictures?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:30 PM (GEICT)

63 What's the difference between the House Republicans and the Spartans at Thermopylae?

***
King Leonidas didn't cry when he marched to his certain doom?

Oh, and none of the Spartans were orange.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:30 PM (AUeaU)

64 wtf is that yeller strip down in texas?

looks like a ugly butt crack




Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 10:31 PM (jfSqj)

65
Go check WZ for an interesting post about the White Plains homeowner that was listed by the paper as a gun owner.

Seems his home was burglarized by 2 miscreants. The gun safe was targeted.


Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 10:31 PM (SAMxH)

66 Who needs ILM for end of the world special effects. Just film the air in Beijing.

http://news.yahoo.com/air-pollution-beijing-goes-off-index-053809937.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:31 PM (znavB)

67 Hey Anna, some of your readers must like cars. Could you put me on your blogroll?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:31 PM (wwsoB)

68 58
>And yet Magpul is HQ'd in Boulder. It's like they refuse to acknowledge that gunnies exist.




Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:24 PM (3Jy/e)

those
2 CO districts include the western suburbs of Denver, and on up to Ft
Collins (CO St Univ)relatively well-to-do lily-white granola-bar eating
weekend skiers


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:29 PM (8sCoq)


I'm hitting Vail and Copper in a couple weeks; I'll do my best to shut up. The kids in Boulder about give me a seizure, so we'll see how I do.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (3Jy/e)

69 @ 57

Were those Assault Spears?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (obHYs)

70 Did I mention this lecture included pictures?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:30 PM (GEICT)



you going to share the pics?




Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (jfSqj)

71 The one about Batman has been posted here before. But, yeah.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (DoZD+)

72 BC, Sven was posting, so I will enforce a one spot upgrade. Still hit the under.

On the other hand, once again you have the Sunday Night Shame.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (jIaZt)

73 Seems his home was burglarized by 2 miscreants. The gun safe was targeted.
Posted by: irongrampa


He needs booby trap it and take a vacation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2013 10:33 PM (yPX0e)

74 yeah if you have to make major plans to defend your islands from the argentinians you have some military probs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

75 So I was reading the Wiki article on Bo Gritz the other day, and I see this gem;

Gritz' huge claimed array of military awards has been drawn into
question. A memo regarding his awards and award recommendations during
his time in Vietnam seems to indicate that Gritz was personally involved
with the recommendation of some of his medals, including the Legion of
Merit, and that some of his awards recommendations cited the same
missions and incidents, effectively awarding Gritz multiple medals for
the same missions, including the Legion of Merit, Air Medal, Silver
Star, Bronze Star, and Army Commendation Medal


Didn't the left spend 2004 telling us that this never happened, and if you question someone's medals you are an American hating racist?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:33 PM (AUeaU)

76 Oklahoma -- solid green, baby.

Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:35 PM (5J54Q)

77 you going to share the pics?

Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (jfSqj)



She was showing me from her iPad, some I'm not sure where she got them. Just google image search "philadelphia eagles cheerleaders lingerie calendar"




On the other hand, once again you have the Sunday Night Shame.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 10:32 PM (jIaZt)



The Sunday Night Shame?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:35 PM (GEICT)

78 I can't not watch Iron Man when it's on TV

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:35 PM (8sCoq)

79 @ 61

That's true. Am I the only one with a sick enough sense of humor to find her ramblings hilarious. Risking sounding like a moron, part thinks she has to be a sock some one does.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:35 PM (obHYs)

80 34
greetings, elder god....

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:21 PM (TvO05)


Salutations, Adriane!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 10:35 PM (kaalw)

81 73
Seems his home was burglarized by 2 miscreants. The gun safe was targeted.

Posted by: irongrampa



He needs booby trap it and take a vacation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2013 10:33 PM (yPX0e)


No - were we still living in anything approaching a civilized age, the victimized homeowner should beat the ever-loving piss out of the man who published his personal information in pursuit of whateverthefuck. Rerpercussions. They exist, know them and be prepared.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:37 PM (3Jy/e)

82 Another week of out of control racism and right wing hate.

All of you must be re-educated. You must set aside your hate for our wise President and for other correctly thinking members of society like the gifted journalist Piers Morgan.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 13, 2013 10:37 PM (1pJbs)

83 "Yeah, that surprises me too...I can see the the Twin Cities electing gun control moonbats - but Duluth?"

Duluth is on par with Madison and Austin when it comes to liberalism run amok.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 10:37 PM (GZitp)

84 If you haven't tweeted that yet, I am so stealing it

kbdabear, please be my guest ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:37 PM (TvO05)

85 Golden Globes, aka the playoffs for fashion designers, brings on the stale leftism

Non-shocker: ‘Brave’ Julianne Moore wins Golden Globe for Palin role, bashesPalin

http://tinyurl.com/b3n4gec

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (wwsoB)

86 Hmm, the eagles cheerleaders don't look any more slutty then your average cheerleaders to me;

http://tinyurl.com/bkhdctd

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (AUeaU)

87 I have a purely hypothetical question for the horde:

Say I were to want to bury a large plastic and metal object in the back yard for safekeeping. Or a wood and metal one. How deep can metal detectors find the metal parts of said item? Is there a way to defeat said detector?

I suspect the answers to this question have a wide audience.

Thank you.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (eQnzo)

88 BCochran we were both saved by Sven. Sven went past the 1k barrier though has not been heard from since. AoS is thinking of sending in Thunderbird 20/20 to the rescue.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (znavB)

89 79

I think Mary is frickin' hilarious too.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (5J54Q)

90 dear Mr and Miz Lefy,
How useful will that book on folding napkins correctly have on your table when the SHTF?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (x59Gv)

91 @kbdabear: I just added you to my "AltonJackson's Fellow Moronbloggers of the ONT" blogroll.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)

92 The Sunday Night Shame?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:35 PM (GEICT)


That list up top with your name on it. Again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (jIaZt)

93 Not to start anything obvious here or anything, but if Jennifer Aniston has ever had plastic surgery done, she has a great doctor. She looks loads better than just about any other Hollywood actress of any age over 25.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)

94
Scrolling through the thread, you are correct, and Ms. Anna corrected me for good measure before you did. Consider me chastened.


Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:28 PM (3Jy/e)

Not your fault. Europe has been living under everyone else's protective umbrella for so long, they think they don't have to do anything. Canada carries more of its weight than the rest of the European members of NATO.
One of my Canadian friends used to joke that Canada's navy just consisted of ships that brought beer to the US Navy ships, and Canada's navy is almost as powerful as Britain's. Very sad.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (Zd/NW)

95 Seems his home was burglarized by 2 miscreants. The gun safe was targeted.
***
It seems to me a couple of "yutes" just gave the Republicans an answer to any registration scheme the Democrats want to push for.

Presuming the Republicans don't just want to give in to Obama on this one too...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (AUeaU)

96 Duluth is on par with Madison and Austin when it comes to liberalism run amok.

off of the iron ore on to the government gravy train.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

97 @ 93 she only uses peruvian coke..

Posted by: Clemenza at January 13, 2013 10:40 PM (x59Gv)

98 The Japanese are going to need that fleet soon:

Unchartered waters: Japan and China scramble fighter jets in island dispute

http://tinyurl.com/awmdacg


Posted by: World War Obama at January 13, 2013 10:40 PM (SOGo4)

99 hey you racist fooks,

I'm going to sick the trolls on you




just saying



Posted by: the reverse banhammer at January 13, 2013 10:40 PM (jfSqj)

100 Ray Lewis vs Tom Brady

SMOD-time, baby.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 13, 2013 10:20 PM (hO8IJ)


ahem... what part of "from orbit" do you all not understand?

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2013 10:40 PM (Vk2pI)

101 Lena Dunham won a Golden Globe?

That's the well connected hogger who got a show out of a book about her shopping list and other empty thoughts

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:41 PM (wwsoB)

102 Duluth is on par with Madison and Austin when it comes to liberalism run amok. Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2013 10:37 PM (GZitp)

The things you learn here...Never been there, here I was thinking it was more like Fargo than Madison.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 10:41 PM (BStAJ)

103 Hmm, the eagles cheerleaders don't look any more slutty then your average cheerleaders to me;

http://tinyurl.com/bkhdctd



You weren't paying attention to what I said.




http://tinyurl.com/c23kk5l

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:41 PM (GEICT)

104
Not to start anything obvious here or anything, but if Jennifer Aniston has ever had plastic surgery done, she has a great doctor. She looks loads better than just about any other Hollywood actress of any age over 25.Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)
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Meh

Posted by: Brad Pitt at January 13, 2013 10:41 PM (MPjT8)

105 Is there a way to defeat said detector?

Bury lots of piles of nails and landscaping spikes and give off too many false positives to check ...

Old coffee cans and letters to your Dad re: having the Feds help him turn the soil for this years garden work too ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 13, 2013 10:41 PM (TvO05)

106 Awww, I never make the top comments lists. What? You have to post 1000+ comments to get on it? Well, that explains it.

'Sup, horde?

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 13, 2013 10:42 PM (HmjXL)

107 And right on cue... And thanks Cap, glad to know people besides the voices in my head find mary entertaining.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:42 PM (obHYs)

108 Five FInger Death Punch guitarist appears to be fan of the Second Amendment: http://scoamf.us/5N

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2013 10:42 PM (xKC/c)

109 The things you learn here...Never been there, here I was thinking it was more like Fargo than Madison.

as far as I know neither dolly madison nor steve austin even visited northern mn, much less had any lasting effect on the culture.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

110 Thanks for the update Maet.

Congratulations to everyone who did not join me in the top ten.

"Honorable" mention that ~85% of my posts were over a 3 day period.

I'm grounded now.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:42 PM (LRFds)

111
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)

She's Greek. They're real.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (kWFP3)

112 She looks loads better than just about any other Hollywood actress of any age over 25.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)


nah, she just has lots of sex, wimmins who have losts of sex look younger, except for prostitutes/drug addicts


it is science!




Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (jfSqj)

113 104
Not to start anything obvious here or anything, but if Jennifer Aniston has ever had plastic surgery done, she has a great doctor. She looks loads better than just about any other Hollywood actress of any age over 25.Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)
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Meh
Posted by: Brad Pitt at January 13, 2013 10:41 PM (MPjT



Amateurs

Posted by: Joan Rivers at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (obHYs)

114 Oscar Petersen playing in the background, while I shove a bore brush down a variety of bores, with 12 year old Dewars chiming in....

Posted by: Clemenza at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (x59Gv)

115 DC, as long as I'm not in Top 5, I count that as victory. I'm pretty sure we're measuring the consecutive appearances in Top 10 in months now....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT)

116 Speaking of Golden Globes.. has anyone else noticed how absolutely horrid Nicole Kidman looks?? Great balls of fire.. that woman looks awful.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (u25eL)

117 101 Lena Dunham won a Golden Globe?

That's the well connected hogger who got a show out of a book about her shopping list and other empty thoughts

isn't that the one that made that repulsive ad for the JEF where she likened voting for 0bama to loosing ones virginity ?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (061ah)

118 Quick some one look in a 1872 law from congress that makes Obamacare invalid. There has to be some law that no one bothered reside and is fully valid. It would take 50 years to read all the laws that where passed and then changed.

They say 112th was a bad congress because of the lack of laws passed. I would say that is a good thing. The less congress does the better. It is the regulators that one need worry about. one page of law is 80 new regulations. Sure they can't ban guns and bullets but they can ban gun oil and other lubricants under the EPA regulation. They could ban by federal law all outdoor gun ranges under the endangered species act and noise affects some bird.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at January 13, 2013 10:44 PM (Ea64Y)

119 Re-post:

There's Big Trouble in Little Brattleboro

http://tinyurl.com/cqyknmb (news.yahoo.com)

Short version: A Federal judge in Brattleboro VT extended the Vermont Yankee plant operation permit by 20 years, to 2032. The permit expires on March 21, 2013.

The State opposes, claiming jurisdiction, and is appealing.

Vermont Yankee supplies 1/3 of Vermont's power, the remaining energy (about 45% of total) goes to other states. What do the other states say?


Will 1/3 of Vermont go dark? Will Brattleboro freeze it's fare share? Will maple syrup run no more?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 10:44 PM (KzM0i)

120 LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — Two women identified as twin sisters were killed Sunday after being hit by a truck on a South Los Angeles street.

Officer Norma Eisenman of the Los Angeles Police Department says the incident began as a fight between the pair that spilled onto the streets. It occurred about 3 a.m. on Leimert Boulevard just north of 43rd Street.

“The altercation they were having ended up out on the street somehow,” Eisenman said. “They were both struck by a vehicle.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 13, 2013 10:44 PM (e8kgV)

121 okay I have had too much beer for a work night so I am going to bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2013 10:44 PM (BBWjt)

122 kbdabear, added to blogroll.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (znavB)

123
Lena Dunham won a Golden Globe?







One of the one thousand twenty seven reasons I don't watch awards shows.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (DoZD+)

124 Not to start anything obvious here or anything, but if Jennifer Aniston has ever had plastic surgery done, she has a great doctor. She looks loads better than just about any other Hollywood actress of any age over 25.Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)

are you effin serious? I have only incidental knowedge of anything hollywood and I know she had a schnoz like jimmy durante before she had rhinoplasty. she is not so much cute as bland, she had anything that might remotely be construed as interesting replaced with highly inoffensive and entirely forgettable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

125 Golden Globes? You don't know the have of it.

Posted by: King Midas's Urologist at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (obHYs)

126

Could we get Batman to "touch" Piers Morgan and Michael Bloomberg?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (G6qpY)

127 22 Ms Puma,

all give some and I probably gave too much.

I may have to not have one of those blog things one day myself.....

Nice pics at your non blog...

by the way FoxNews.com is reporting that contractors are starting to bolt thanks to the Ogabe cuts...I'm looking forward to when Uraguay has a bigger fleet than us.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (LRFds)

128 isn't that the one that made that repulsive ad for the JEF where she likened voting for 0bama to loosing ones virginity ?
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (061ah)


Yep, that's her. Poor little rich girl.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (l86i3)

129 42 Cardinal Fang,

Yup....

I built the house I was born in after all.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (LRFds)

130 Awwwww look who made the under!


Meanwhile note who still has never made the List O' Shame.

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (Gk3SS)

131 Don't people in N MN hunt? With guns?

Yep, the lady who runs the marina we keep our boat at for the summer place has actually shot a moose. I've never seen one. I have been trolling down a little creek and had a boatload of duck hunters pass me the other way.

DFL + Iron Range + Indian Reservations + snowbillies?

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (I3vTd)

132 @105

Knowing how aggressively the state went after Randy Weaver and the Branch Davidians, nothing will deter the government once they set their minds to it.

They will set your home ablaze, kill your dog, your wife, your children and raise every square inch of your land.


Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (zOP5o)

133 Test.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (C7ve9)

134 So my Congressman lied to me about his 2nd Amendment bona fides

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (8sCoq)

135 That little brown spot in the middle of Ohio must be Columbus.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (M/TDA)

136
are you effin serious? I have only incidental knowedge of anything hollywood and I know she had a schnoz like jimmy durante before she had rhinoplasty. she is not so much cute as bland, she had anything that might remotely be construed as interesting replaced with highly inoffensive and entirely forgettable.
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I know right?

Posted by: Brad Pitt at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (MPjT8)

137 The frumpy Lena Dunham is Lisa Lampanelli's ugly sister.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (BVkEs)

138 sven broke the 1000 barrier

How did your craft hold up, sven? Is God on the other side of it?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:23 PM (wwsoB)


But what would God need with the ONT?

Posted by: Admiral Kirk's toupee at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)

139 Seems the government has outlawed high capacity paychecks.



Oh, and good evening, all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (1OZSU)

140 Piers Morgan, noted firearms expert. Hah! It was good watching him being tormented. It's the small pleasures that gets one through these dark times!

I'd love for Piers to compete in Bassmasters just to see him hook himself and fall outta the boat.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (Sedwk)

141 44 Mr caniac,

It's an intersting point to ponder.

The UK is probably coasting along on the last 25-50 years of its inertial dominance in finance.

India is subtly becoming a power.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (LRFds)

142 116
Speaking of Golden Globes.. has anyone else noticed how absolutely
horrid Nicole Kidman looks?? Great balls of fire.. that woman looks
awful.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (u25eL)

She looked pretty good 2 years ago when I saw her and Urban leaving church.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (3Jy/e)

143 The fluid coupling video was an interesting watch.


@ Anna:

Did you check out Rosetta Stone?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (7um7O)

144
isn't that the one that made that repulsive ad for the JEF where she likened voting for 0bama to loosing ones virginity ?
___
Trust me, voting for Bam is nothing like losing your virginity to him.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 13, 2013 10:48 PM (AUeaU)

145 119 Will 1/3 of Vermont go dark? Will Brattleboro freeze it's fare share? Will maple syrup run no more?
Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 10:44 PM (KzM0i)

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One thing's for certain...tomorrow morning Mary Cloggenstein will be here to blame it all on Boooooosh.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:48 PM (5J54Q)

146 Can someone explain to my why the HECK a cheerleader bikini calendar has to have a bunch of eco-weenie blather on it?

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2013 10:48 PM (C7ve9)

147 Why I love my wife (Weirdly enough, it also falls under the heading of Why on earth do I love my wife?), part 3793:

Her: Can you lick my cheek for a sec?

Me: (complying) Why?

Her: Does it still taste like salt? I was sweating my ass off at yoga today.

Me: (completely caught between being disgusted and turned on) Gahg...er...no.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 13, 2013 10:48 PM (aH+zP)

148
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:39 PM (DoZD+)

She's Greek. They're real.





I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HER BOOBS! I'm talking about everything but mostly her face. Most actresses her age look skeletal and haggard. If she's had anthing (on her face) tucked you can't tell at all.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:49 PM (DoZD+)

149 72 DC in Towson,

Trust me I was pondering about it on the gun thread....

"am I in the top ten?"

"There's no way in hell I really am on pace to break the 3 figure barrier...."


"Damn it...I really need a life"


The stages of posting grief.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:49 PM (LRFds)

150 126

Could we get Batman to "touch" Piers Morgan and Michael Bloomberg?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (G6qpY)

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I'd rather contract that out to Wolverine or The Punisher instead.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:49 PM (5J54Q)

151 Hey! I exist again!

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2013 10:49 PM (C7ve9)

152 86
Hmm, the eagles cheerleaders don't look any more slutty then your average cheerleaders to me;

http://tinyurl.com/bkhdctd


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (AUeaU)

Goodell will probably try to ban cheerleaders soon. Or try to bring in male cheerleaders to be more "inclusive".
But you can bet your bottom dollar that he will bring Ray Lewis into the NFL offices.http://tinyurl.com/cu95wl6
Goodell needs him as a "special consultant". I guess Jane Skinner doesn't let Roger carve the turkey at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:49 PM (Zd/NW)

153 'all things are made of atoms.'

DAMN STRAIGHT

man I knew there was a reason I liked Feynman

Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2013 10:26 PM (BBWjt)


Why, hello there!

A little mood music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYVx178VlZ8

Posted by: Quark, charmed to meet you... at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (Vk2pI)

154 @147.. lol. THAT is true love. May you always be happy together

Posted by: jewells45 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (u25eL)

155 Knowing how aggressively the state went after Randy Weaver and the
Branch Davidians, nothing will deter the government once they set their
minds to it.
***
Isn't it interesting that stealing millions of dollars, vehicular homicide, and rape all gets you a pass (if you have a D by your name), whereas selling a shotgun slightly below the legal limit for length generates a shoot to kill order?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (AUeaU)

156 117
101 Lena Dunham won a Golden Globe?



That's the well connected hogger who got a show out of a book about her shopping list and other empty thoughts



isn't that the one that made that repulsive ad for the JEF where she likened voting for 0bama to loosing ones virginity ?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM

That's what they gave her the award for. And they're gushing how BRAVE the people who bash Palin are. Yeh, SP can order IRS audits and SWAT teams, and make sure you never work in Hollywood again

What fucking drugs are these overpaid leftist brats taking?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (wwsoB)

157 40 KBDaBear,

the good news is I saw luminous figures in cheerleading outfits.....

the bad news is it was Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne barr doing a Debbie Does Dallas remake....

so definitely a mixed reception.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (LRFds)

158 Meanwhile note who still has never made the List O' Shame.

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at January 13, 2013 10:46 PM (Gk3SS)



Awwww....you can't reach the Top 10? It is pretty high up. A step ladder Dear Leader?

*offers step ladder*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (GEICT)

159
Can someone explain to my why the HECK a cheerleader bikini calendar has to have a bunch of eco-weenie blather on it?





So they'll relevant.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (DoZD+)

160 Dark Matter is a thing and it is not made of atoms or even parts of atoms.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (tBnjP)

161
If she's had anthing (on her face) tucked you can't tell at all.


Oh, her face. You mean her boobs?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (kWFP3)

162 122
kbdabear, added to blogroll.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM

(smooches)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

163 Can someone explain to my why the HECK a cheerleader bikini calendar has to have a bunch of eco-weenie blather on it?
***
Because politics is EVERYTHING to the left?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (AUeaU)

164 So Lena Dunham and Juliette Moore win GG's and Moore bashes Palin?

They need to rename the Golden Globes. How about "Our Celebration of Idiocy?"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (BStAJ)

165 151 Hey! I exist again!
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2013 10:49 PM (C7ve9)

======

I HATE when that happens. You're just minding your own business, and poof! You're wiped from existence.

Welcome back.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (5J54Q)

166 119 Arbalest,

Don't worry marry Jane R's magnetic personality will turn the turbine....clean energy for all the buffet table is now open!


Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (LRFds)

167 When is the last time Sarah Palin said something in public?

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 10:52 PM (tBnjP)

168 Dark Matter is a thing and it is not made of atoms or even parts of atoms.
___
Maybe.

Posted by: Real Science at January 13, 2013 10:52 PM (AUeaU)

169 128 isn't that the one that made that repulsive ad for the JEF where she likened voting for 0bama to loosing ones virginity ?
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (061ah)


Yep, that's her. Poor little rich girl.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 10:45 PM (l86i3)


She was interviewed on Letterman recently (no I don't watch, I just heard about it in teh interwebz) and described Brian Williams on-set behavior watching his daughters sex scenes for some POS film she's shooting.

http://scoamf.us/5P

(Link is through IOTW where I found it)
He's a sick bastard.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 10:53 PM (061ah)

170 Does this count as mood music for tonight's melodic theme?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNT8SMlqLJA

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:53 PM (obHYs)

171 When is the last time Sarah Palin said something in public?
Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 10:52 PM (tBnjP)

Been awhile.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 10:53 PM (l86i3)

172 How about "Our Celebration of Idiocy?"
___
I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

Posted by: Al Gore in Idiotocracy 2 at January 13, 2013 10:53 PM (AUeaU)

173 87 I have a purely hypothetical question for the horde: Say I were to want to bury a large plastic and metal object in the back yard for safekeeping. Or a wood and metal one. How deep can metal detectors find the metal parts of said item? Is there a way to defeat said detector? I suspect the answers to this question have a wide audience. Thank you.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at January 13, 2013 10:38 PM (eQnzo)

*****

You could bury 'em in a libtard neighbors yard when he isn't looking. If he's not on the list they won't search his yard. If they do, and find it, they arrest him. Win-Win.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 10:53 PM (1OZSU)

174 170 Does this count as mood music for tonight's melodic theme?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNT8SMlqLJA
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 10:53 PM (obHYs)

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Heh. Love that song.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:54 PM (5J54Q)

175 Dark Matter does not interact with electromagnetic radiation. If it were made of atoms or atom parts it would.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 10:54 PM (tBnjP)

176 130 AlexTheChick,

Yeah...if we are measuring quality versus quantity I am very obviously on one side of the bread and I don't think it is the buttery one...

on the other hand I may be acting like chaff and flares against the SAMs for the posters here worth saving....

in a rebel Squadron with Luke and Wedge someone has to be Porkins.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:54 PM (LRFds)

177 Say I were to want to bury a large plastic and metal object in the back yard for safekeeping.
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Bury it beneath a fake cesspool?

Posted by: Al Gore in Idiotocracy 2 at January 13, 2013 10:54 PM (AUeaU)

178 Actually the Indian Navy is more powerful than the Royal Navy. India still has an aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 10:23 PM (znavB)


Yah, but using it as an open-air market doesn't count.

Posted by: Bill H at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (3sZO1)

179 167 When is the last time Sarah Palin said something in public?

Quiet!!

Do not conjure the beast!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (3J5iz)

180 157
40 KBDaBear,

the good news is I saw luminous figures in cheerleading outfits.....

the bad news is it was Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne barr doing a Debbie Does Dallas remake....

so definitely a mixed reception.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM

You may have made an error in your calculations, perhaps not compensating for the weight of the second six pack

Posted by: Spock at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (wwsoB)

181 106 Theresa(d),

It's easy if you try....basically feel compelled to answer every troll at least once, twice, thirty five times.

It takes care of itself.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (LRFds)

182 I didn't know about her nose job. She still looks better than most actresses her age. Good doctor.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (DoZD+)

183 @155

Oh and don't forget what the government put Ted Nugent through for not realizing he was in breach of an obscure law when he went on a bear hunt in Alaska.

Alaska authorities did not prosecute but the feds stepped up to the plate right quick.

And good ol' connected David Gregory skates for straight up knowing full well he was breaking the law and forbidden from brandishing that magazine.

When the government stirs, it slices like a fucking hammer!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (zOP5o)

184 Quiet!!

Do not conjure the beast!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (3J5iz)




Hey that's not nice. I like the Palin. And her boobs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (GEICT)

185 Dark Matter does not interact with electromagnetic radiation. If it were made of atoms or atom parts it would.
***
Dark Matter might exist, and yes if it does it has weird properties. But we don't know that it is the answer to what appears to be the problem of missing mass...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (AUeaU)

186 gotta go, be good, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (3Jy/e)

187
So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (SAMxH)

188 So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (SAMxH)


Candles and firewood.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (l86i3)

189 Jim Clyburn in not my congressman. I just like to say that

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (/wDMj)

190 see here




http://tinyurl.com/9wr488r





Jennifer Aniston has finally admitted on Conan O’Brien that she has had cosmetic surgery. We always knew that Jennifer Aniston has had tons of cosmetic/plastic surgery, including two nose jobs, but the celeb always denied it and pretended she was a ‘natural’ beauty. In fact pics show that prior to her nose jobs she looked like Barbara Streisand – but of course she can’t sing. Jennifer admitted to Conan that she had an intense laser peel which burned off the surface of her face. Conan noticed Jenn’s smooth complexion, and after complementing her on it learned the truth – it wasn’t natural!
MORE: Jennifer Aniston Makes Excuses For Pulling Topless Scene From Wanderlust
Radar Online Reports on Jennifer’s TV interview: Jennifer Aniston, appearing on Conan O’ Brien Wednesday to spread the word about her new flick Wanderlust, opened up about getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and her fascination with skin care treatments, and we’ve got all the details for you.
After Conan complimented her on her flawless complexion, Aniston admitted she’d got a little “obsessed” with laser therapy — or as she calls it, “laser porn” — when the self described “California Girl” began amassing sun spots from being out in the rays too long.
Aniston said, “I did this thing called like, a peel. It’s extremely intense — you don’t realize you look like a battered burn victim for a week — and then [the dead skin on your face] just kind of falls off … for eight days. “It was horrifying.”
“I hope you saved the face afterward,” Conan joked. “That is eBay gold!”
Plastic Surgery Before And After has details about Jenn’s nose jobs:
“The Break-Up” and “Friends” star reportedly had the Plastic Surgery”. And she not only has one but two Nose Jobs. Rumors claims that she went under the knife 12 years ago and was not satisfied with the results. So she again went for another Rhinoplasty(Nose Jobs).
On January 20, 2008, the actress was speckled leaving a plastic surgeon’s clinic but the actress denied the rumors and said that, she has gone to correct the incorrectly repaired deviated septum. After the deviated septum repair, Aniston’s nose tip appears to be much defined and her bridge has become narrower.
Now we need Jennifer to own up to her breast implants. Perhaps fear of exposing the procedures she had to augment her breasts help explain why she is reluctant to reveal her boobs in her films. We know that it certainly isn’t modesty!





and I nearly hate you for making me google anything related to her

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

191 It's an intersting point to ponder.

The UK is probably coasting along on the last 25-50 years of its inertial dominance in finance.

India is subtly becoming a power.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:47 PM (LRFds)

I wouldn't say they have subtly become a power because Obama has gone out of his way to offend them, and when he offends a country, you can bet they are a world power or close to it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (Zd/NW)

192 171 OSP,

I do believe she is saying a lot in her silence.

I pray to God that the Tea party does not punish the House GOP for Reid and choom's sins and hand Nanny Botox Thor's Hammer again....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (LRFds)

193 >Dark Matter does not interact with electromagnetic radiation. If it were made of atoms or atom parts it would.


So it's turtles, then

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (8sCoq)

194 Last night in SF I witnessed Niners fans being drunk and happy and stupid.

And many hookers.

And police.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (tBnjP)

195 188 So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (SAMxH)

Unicorn f**ts.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 10:57 PM (5J54Q)

196 So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?
***
Nothing.

Prices go up - only liberal elites can pay more...and they get to complain about the evil power companies screwing the little guys while said little guys have to make do with less power...exactly as the liberal elites want.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:58 PM (AUeaU)

197 Good evening.






They need to rename the Golden Globes. How about "Our Celebration of Idiocy?"
Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 10:51 PM (BStAJ)

Not even Hollyweird respects the Golden Globes. All the awards are chosen by the 81 or so people that make up the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and that's it. It's a joke but useful for promotional purposes.

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 10:58 PM (LUnTP)

198 138 Admiral Kirk's Toupee,

What indeed.

We test the hypothesis that God is all seeing, all knowing, and all powerful....

some nights I cannot imagine him really being deeply concerned on Margarita recipes.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:58 PM (LRFds)

199 President Jones in CO's three closest allies would be the UK, India, and Japan

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:58 PM (8sCoq)

200 And I do like Nikki Finke's livesnark.

http://tinyurl.com/bydr2uv

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (LUnTP)

201 #145, actually it is Richard Nixon's and Gerald Ford's fault for not getting America on the road to clean, renewable power in the 1970s during the first OPEC crisis. America should never have built nuclear reactors. Nuclear power leads to nuclear weapons, and arms should be for hugging.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (1pJbs)

202 So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?
Stationary bicycles hooked to generators/progressive college students. You get power and a growing job market.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (rZ5RE)

203 Dark Matter might exist, and yes if it does it has weird properties. But we don't know that it is the answer to what appears to be the problem of missing mass...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (AUeaU)

It's there and it ain't baryonic matter.

If it ain't dark matter it's something just as weird, and not made of atoms.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (tBnjP)

204 I didn't know about her nose job. She still looks better than most actresses her age. Good doctor.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 10:55 PM (DoZD+)

nope. it is like looking at a ferrari slathered in bondo with a nice paint job - it is pretty as long as you are oblivious to the handiwork.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

205 139 Seamus Muldoon,


AND THAT is why the current "comics" suck....

Bob Hope, or Johnny Carson would have sunk that knife with a wan smile.

Good seeing you SM.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (LRFds)

206 @187

Wood burning stoves and gasoline generators primarily.

Skittle shitting unicorns secondarily!

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (zOP5o)

207 President Jones in CO's three closest allies would be the UK, India, and Japan
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 10:58 PM (8sCoq)

You forgot Poland. Never fucking forget Poland!

Posted by: George Dubya at January 13, 2013 11:00 PM (LUnTP)

208 So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (SAMxH)
-----
They will put online a 100,000 MegaSmugness generator to take up the slack.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:00 PM (znavB)

209 184 BC1981,

Hell i wish barry was half as hot as sarah.....

at least then when (s)he would be fucking over the state it would be worth fantasizing about in the shower.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:00 PM (LRFds)

210 Sarah Palin comments a lot on her Facebook page. For those of you on Twitter, you'll know she's made a comment there when progtards like Markos Mouseyshitasskiss lose their shit.

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 13, 2013 11:01 PM (HmjXL)

211 168 Dark Matter is a thing and it is not made of atoms or even parts of atoms.
___
Maybe.
Posted by: Real Science at January 13, 2013 10:52 PM (AUeaU)

Well then, the science is settled.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 11:01 PM (obHYs)

212 So what replaces the 1/3rd of electric power? Hamsters on steroids?
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 10:56 PM (SAMxH)

-----
it's all about Sustainability!!!1!1 besides what do they need a dirty old power plant? Don't you know that power comes from that plug in the wall?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 11:01 PM (061ah)

213 Jennifer Aniston has finally admitted on Conan O’Brien that she has had cosmetic surgery.


In the grand scheme of things, Her importance is lower than that bag of dog shit my daughter left on the back porch after cleaning the yard.

This celebrity humping shit has to stop. These vapid fucks will be OUT CONUS when TSHTF. They will laugh from the comfort of a tropical Isle or a Eurotrash hideaway.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)

214 dark matter is made out of obamaphones

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

215 191 MrCaniac,

I'd add the fine print that when barry is pissy with a nation it is because it is part of Pan Anglia or giving a Muslim asshole a hard time.

India works hard not to be a bad player....

Good to see barry forcing them to get wired.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (LRFds)

216 What = why

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (061ah)

217 The best source of renewable energy would be turbines powered by the steaming load coming out of (1pJbs)'s ass.

FUND IT!

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (LUnTP)

218
#160
Dark Matter
AntiMatter
would be theoretically extrapoliated from the observation of atoms. when they don't explain the mass of the universe, these exotic items would fill in.

Posted by: CAC at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (/XI8a)

219 > Dark Matter is a thing and it is not made of atoms or even parts of atoms.


so what is it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (8sCoq)

220
so from what I could gleen, the actress who just won an award for Zero Dark Beer Thirty had no "thanks" to the men and women in the armed forces

unless I missed it...

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (Vhc4u)

221 118
Quick some one look in a 1872 law from congress that makes Obamacare
invalid. There has to be some law that no one bothered reside and is
fully valid. It would take 50 years to read all the laws that where
passed and then changed.

They say 112th was a bad congress
because of the lack of laws passed. I would say that is a good thing.
The less congress does the better. It is the regulators that one need
worry about. one page of law is 80 new regulations. Sure they can't ban
guns and bullets but they can ban gun oil and other lubricants under the
EPA regulation. They could ban by federal law all outdoor gun ranges
under the endangered species act and noise affects some bird.


Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at January 13, 2013 10:44 PM (Ea64Y)



It should have been in the original constitution that each year, congress could pass 1000 pages of legislation......less 2 pages per year elapsed from the founding. It's not like there is anything new about human nature every year, and all the better laws should have been passed already -- so anything beyond the limit is likely dreck, anyway.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (kaalw)

222 180 Spock,

I did let Dr Chu pick the "fuel"....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (LRFds)

223 Hey sven-

Only 1139 comments- slacker!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (1OZSU)

224 Awwww....you can't reach the Top 10? It is pretty high up. A step ladder Dear Leader?

*offers step ladder*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (GEICT)




How gracious. *climbs to top step* *kicks you in knee*

Posted by: alexthechick - yaaay tennis at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (Gk3SS)

225

201 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (1pJbs)

" ... arms should be for hugging."


... and this is what will replace the 1/3 drop in available electric power.

Perhaps a immediate trial run, in Brattleboro VT, might be a good idea ... to see how things work out ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (KzM0i)

226 Well then, the science is settled.
___
Science is never settled - just ask Newton.

Posted by: Real Science at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (AUeaU)

227 Interesting, the NY Slime doesn't list the 12th district in NC, Mel Watt, a commie democrat. What is up with that? He is surely an F.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (tWFaN)

228 Belittling dark matter is racist.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (yBF/9)

229

Actually, the answer to Vermont's energy question will be purchasing outside generated power at a higher cost, passing said cost along to the consumers.

And someone will benefit financially.

Would anyone like to challenge that?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (SAMxH)

230 S. Pailin does have a nice ass and a set of some gimormos

she is running too much since her face is a bit thin







Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (jfSqj)

231
Well Jennifer needs to pass on the name of her doctor and clinic to the rest of them. Most of the celebrities who have had work done look simply awful. You know that plastic surgery scene on the travesty called "Escape from L.A."? Yeah like that.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (DoZD+)

232 "@DLoesch No, he used a Bushmaster .233 AR-15 assault rifle - and killed 26 people in a few minutes. That not enough for you?-
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013

@DLoesch I haven't misused any terminology - are you questioning the fact Lanza used an assault rifle?-
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 12, 2013"

Piers "Piers Morgan" Morgan.


Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (nGO/U)

233 That Navy story had me break out in song. Prophetic?



"Ruled Britania, Britania ruled as slaves"

Posted by: Weirddave at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (aH+zP)

234 171 OSP,

I do believe she is saying a lot in her silence.


Point, I have an unhealthy love and respect for the woman. I think she can play a big role in saving this country. The fact a bunch of plastic bitches still take shots at her should tell us how much they fear her.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (l86i3)

235 so what is it
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (8sCoq)

*********

It's peeeeeeople!! Arrrggggh!!! Dark Matter is peeeeeeople!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (1OZSU)

236 > Dark Matter is a thing and it is not made of atoms or even parts of atoms.


so what is it
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (8sCoq)


It is a mystery.

It has mass but interacts very weakly with matter and energy.

No one knows what it is.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (tBnjP)

237 Dark Matter is a Scientific Dog Whistle.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (BVkEs)

238 193
>Dark Matter does not interact with electromagnetic radiation. If it were made of atoms or atom parts it would.


So it's turtles, then

***************

All the way down!!!

cf: The Argument from Ignorance (the idiot claim, not the reply)

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (HVtRc)

239 Speaking of Vermont there's a certain Beaner from there what needs to get his ass up in here.

http://tinyurl.com/7ozy45j

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (LUnTP)

240 Cool video. I've never seen the inside of a torque converter before.

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (OQpzc)

241 177
Say I were to want to bury a large plastic and metal object in the back yard for safekeeping.
___
Bury it beneath a fake cesspool?


Posted by: Al Gore in Idiotocracy 2 at January 13, 2013 10:54 PM (AUeaU)

Get the utility companies to come out and mark where they have buried their lines to your house, then bury the object very close to the gas line. Make sure you explain to the govt types that you want to move your family to a safe distance before they start digging up your gas line. They will make sure that they don't dig too near it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (Zd/NW)

242 Well Jennifer needs to pass on the name of her doctor and clinic to the
rest of them. Most of the celebrities who have had work done look simply
awful.


Agree totally. Have you seen Donald Trump?


Posted by: Joan Rivers at January 13, 2013 11:06 PM (VdrYF)

243 someone should ask piers which militaries use the ar15 in assaults. did any of the SEALs in the osama raid use them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

244 Dark Matter is a Scientific Dog Whistle.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 11:05 PM (BVkEs)

*Cocks head*

*Howls*

*Licks balls*

Posted by: Steve Hawking at January 13, 2013 11:06 PM (LUnTP)

245 Carrying an English longbow and American
Indian arrows on to the battlefield, Lt Col Churchill’s fearlessness
under fire became his hallmark.

Churchill makes a compelling case for the longbow.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (2IW5Q)

246 223 Seamus Muldoon,

I'm slipping....on the brioght side that is about 3 days of "serious" posting....

on the Socratic Tragedy side that is about 3 days worth of my posting.

Was home more than i had been of late and as they say in brokeback mountain from what I've gathered "I just can't quit you" WRT the HQ.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (LRFds)

247 *Humps a random stranger's leg*

Posted by: Steve Hawking at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (LUnTP)

248 so what is it
***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (AUeaU)

249 Hey yankee 5-

I watched that British claymation pirate movie today (Pirates- Band of Misfits). There is a scene where several heads of state are having a rare animal cookout, includinga dodo bird, and PANDAS.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (1OZSU)

250 '164 So Lena Dunham and Juliette Moore win GG's and Moore bashes Palin?
They need to rename the Golden Globes. How about "Our Celebration of Idiocy?" '

Haven't the rating of awards shows been dropping? There was a time when it seemed like they were having an awards show on major networks every other week. People's Choice, actors guild, blah, blah, blah. Then they just started having fewer and there was discussion about the fact that fewer people were watching the major ones.

You'd think that the people in the entertainment industry would get the message that many of us have no interest in watching a bunch of preening, self-important, shallow, narcissists.

What percentage of tv viewers would be able to name which movie got the academy award for best movie last year? Best actor? The fact is almost no one gives a shit.

Oh, and I'm still laughing about "Titanic", with its idiotic script, and the spectacle of the little waif Leonardo banging the buxom Kate, getting best movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (c2kdv)

251 Black Hoes Suck.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (BVkEs)

252 201

Dang, Mary. I didn't know you posted at night.
How many candles did you have to light?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 11:08 PM (5J54Q)

253 229 irongrampa at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (SAMxH)

Actually, the answer to Vermont's energy question will be purchasing outside generated power at a higher cost, passing said cost along to the consumers.

And someone will benefit financially.




At your service ...

Posted by: Al Gore, With his Tax Acountants Ready at January 13, 2013 11:08 PM (KzM0i)

254 201
#145, actually it is Richard Nixon's and Gerald Ford's fault for not
getting America on the road to clean, renewable power in the 1970s
during the first OPEC crisis. America should never have built nuclear
reactors. Nuclear power leads to nuclear weapons, and arms should be for
hugging.


Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (1pJbs)

It's like "Candyman", once its name is said 3 times, it shows up.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 11:08 PM (Zd/NW)

255 175
Dark Matter does not interact with electromagnetic radiation. If it were made of atoms or atom parts it would.


OK, but is there any of it around here? Is there Dark Matter in, for example, Kate Upton?

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:08 PM (2IW5Q)

256 Belittling dark matter is racist.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (yBF/9)


It should be referred to "matter of color" and given reparations because atomic matter has been oppressing it!

Posted by: Atom Heart non-gender specific parental unit at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (Vk2pI)

257 38
washing the car in a black bikini,

Mowing the lawn in a black bikini,

washing the dishes in a black bikini,

doing the laundry in a black bikini,

looking for a dropped earring in a black bikini,

well you get the point


*******************

How about smushing her boobs against my car windshield during a car wash in a black bikini?

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (HVtRc)

258 234 OSP,

I am a fan of hers for her "real" record in AK....

I think she would have been just the person to aid Mccain to guide the shale ramp up....

she also would have sealed the deal with canada.....

of course she would not have been half as enetertaining as Slow joe and the Choo Choos in a Kafkaesque sense.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (LRFds)

259 Captain Whitebread, she is using her 100 cats to power her laptop and lights.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (znavB)

260 So, how long before India sends a task force to England and demands all the loot back?

Posted by: Invictus at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (OQpzc)

261 How gracious. *climbs to top step* *kicks you in knee*

Posted by: alexthechick - yaaay tennis at January 13, 2013 11:03 PM (Gk3SS)




It looks chilly way up there. Here, have this blanket.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)

262 "213 Jennifer Aniston has finally admitted on Conan O’Brien that she has had cosmetic surgery. "

Some of those people out there are starting to botox their faces in their late twenties, early thirties.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (c2kdv)

263 154
@147.. lol. THAT is true love. May you always be happy together

Posted by: jewells45 at January 13, 2013 10:50 PM (u25eL)

Thanks. Got 10 years in, an eternity left to go.

I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (aH+zP)

264 Hey BCochran, you going to post those links you mentioned before. That is after you get out of the ER from treating the puncture wounds from AlextheChick's stompy boots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (znavB)

265 How about smushing her boobs against my car windshield during a car wash in a black bikini?

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (HVtRc)

I like the cut of your jib, sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (LUnTP)

266 Black Hoes Suck.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (BVkEs)


don't all ho's suck?


am I missing something?




Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (jfSqj)

267 214 dark matter is made out of obamaphones
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

Racist/
Personally I'm Pro-matter myself.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (obHYs)

268 needs to pass on the name of her doctor and clinic to the rest of them. Most of the celebrities who have had work done look simply awful. You know that plastic surgery scene on the travesty called "Escape from L.A."? Yeah like that.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:04 PM (DoZD+)

she is very careful about making sure she is only photographed under controlled circumstances.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

269 Captain Whitebread, she is using her 100 cats to power her laptop and lights.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (znavB)

=======
100 cats?

Oh, crap....it's my ex!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 11:10 PM (5J54Q)

270 dark matter is made out of obamaphones
***
I was going to go with Obamadebt.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 11:11 PM (AUeaU)

271 OK, but is there any of it around here? Is there Dark Matter in, for example, Kate Upton?
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:08 PM (2IW5Q)

It is everywhere.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2013 11:12 PM (tBnjP)

272 It looks chilly way up there. Here, have this blanket.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT)



You know, you could just ask to have the ravage come for a visit.

Posted by: alexthechick - yaaay tennis at January 13, 2013 11:12 PM (Gk3SS)

273 164
So Lena Dunham and Juliette Moore win GG's and Moore bashes Palin?


Lena Dunham deserves credit. She is a pioneer. Before I saw her video about having sex with Obama, I thought you had to be make to be a hipster douchebag.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:12 PM (2IW5Q)

274 Here ya go AP.

http://youtu.be/RV6MZHRE3jU



Jim Sonweed,

Why mess with the bikini? Topless carwash is where it's at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:12 PM (GEICT)

275 Ergh. Male, not "make"

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (2IW5Q)

276 201 #145, actually it is Richard Nixon's and Gerald Ford's fault for not getting America on the road to clean, renewable power in the 1970s during the first OPEC crisis. America should never have built nuclear reactors. Nuclear power leads to nuclear weapons, and arms should be for hugging.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (1pJbs)
-----
No way that's really her

Nothing better to do but watch people that you hate on a blog?

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (061ah)

277 252 Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 11:08 PM (5J54Q)

How many candles did you have to light?



Answer: 1/3 more


Math is hard, particularly when it's too cold to take one's shows off ...

Posted by: Al Gore, With his Tax Acountants Ready at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (KzM0i)

278 Hey yankee 5-

I watched that British claymation pirate movie today (Pirates- Band of Misfits). There is a scene where several heads of state are having a rare animal cookout, includinga dodo bird, and PANDAS.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (1OZSU)

Seamus!

Yes, it is beginning the pandapocalypse!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

279 The NRA map of California is interesting. The coastal area is given an "F" while (for the most part) the interior is "A". The north part of LA county is "A" due to Buck McKeon.
Cal has always been considered 2 states, northern and southern. Looks like, in a lot of ways, the divide is now an east/west one.

Posted by: Mr. Chips at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (lP2O5)

280 You know, you could just ask to have the ravage come for a visit.

Posted by: alexthechick - yaaay tennis at January 13, 2013 11:12 PM (Gk3SS)




Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (GEICT)

281 Not to pollute the ONT with "evil gun talk" but I did promise I'd post the lowest prices I could find on a budget AR build.

The good news is if the receivers are really available you can still build one under a grand...

the bad news is not for long I'd wager.

Sven's "cheap" AR build for the new year....

http://www.carricozarmory.com/lowers.htm

This site allegedly has stripped lowers in the 119-170 dollar range.

If in stock and you want an AR grab one now.

The
price is about 499 with the wholesalers for one right now and will
likely climb there before receding but I suspect AR lowers will never be
below 75 bucks again.

Simplest way to "have" an AR was to go to
DPMS and buy a kit and put it on your all laws complied with lower BUT
DPMS is quite literally out of kits.

R guns still has them here if interested in alakamagig "boom" I have an AR....

http://www.rguns.net/gunparts/rifle-parts-AR-partskits.shtml

Price
Range is now 60 bucks for just the lower receiver parts and no stock(if
you want to get a special type of stock the way to go...

to 590 for a 16" M4 carbine layout with carrying handle add on for the flattop.


I
am not pushing RGuns either I have done business with them, but in the
end they seem the least inclined to start profiting from the panic
beyond sanity.

So the minimum cost to build an Ar15A4 like I built is

119

590

and what a gunsmith charges to assemble it and break in the bore....

709 so if you act quick you can beat a lot of the panic still.

I prefer building a lower to my PRECISE desires which can cost more and then shopping for the complete upper I prefer.

If you are in the mood for that you can use this

http://tinyurl.com/3hua6ch

and shop for the precise upper build you'd prefer.

I went with a 445 dollar 1/9 twist base A3 20" upper on my last rifle.

It has gone up from the 385 I paid for it last month and will likely keep climbing in the near term.

Stay within your budget, do not fail to follow ALL applicable laws and practice good range safety.

Happy shooting.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)

282 177
Say I were to want to bury a large plastic and metal object in the back yard for safekeeping.
___
Bury it beneath a fake cesspool?


Posted by: Al Gore in Idiotocracy 2 at January 13, 2013 10:54 PM (AUeaU)


Find a reason to have a slab of concrete somewhere on your property (base for a statue, foundation for a shed, AC compressor, etc.); use lots o' rebar; bury under back corner. Also, some places used cast iron sewer lines -- you can bet those pups have a heckuva "shadow" to hide things.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (kaalw)

283 Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM (LRFds)

Yeah, then again, SP wouldn't have black programs trying to build us the killing machine from the Penal Colony. I really don't trust our Gov right now. Any of them.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (l86i3)

284 Speaking of movies. I was flipping throught the channels the other night and caught a re-run of Lifetime's "Liz and Dick". Wow!

You never saw such bad acting as Lindsay's.
You people have got to watch that just for fun. Watching it drunk would be best. It was like watching a high school senior in a school play. The speed of her speaking the lines, and sometimes the phrasing, and accentuating of words, was just odd. Whoever directed that should be taken out and shot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (c2kdv)

285 Haven't the rating of awards shows been dropping?
There was a time when it seemed like they were having an awards show on
major networks every other week. People's Choice, actors guild, blah,
blah, blah. Then they just started having fewer and there was discussion
about the fact that fewer people were watching the major ones.



You'd think that the people in the entertainment industry would get
the message that many of us have no interest in watching a bunch of
preening, self-important, shallow, narcissists.



What percentage of tv viewers would be able to name which movie got
the academy award for best movie last year? Best actor? The fact is
almost no one gives a shit.



Oh, and I'm still laughing about "Titanic", with its idiotic script,
and the spectacle of the little waif Leonardo banging the buxom Kate,
getting best movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:07 PM (c2kdv)

There is a reason why the awards shows are shown in January, it used to be the "dead period" of television. Nowadays the networks "protect" the awards shows by not programming any new shows at the same time because you know that if the NFL scheduled one of the games for tonight, the Golden Globes would have fewer viewers than "Extreme Couponing".

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (Zd/NW)

286 Robert, Beaner's been out of the loop for months.

Posted by: Jerry at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (4SKYj)

287 Amateurs
Posted by: Joan Rivers at January 13, 2013 10:43 PM (obHYs)

*******

Nice chin dimple there Joan. One more face lift though, and you'll be sporting a goatee.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (1OZSU)

288 Another video linked from yours...ROTFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwpNR=1v=F1z2aTcumlY

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (AUeaU)

289 It should be referred to "matter of color" and given reparations because atomic matter has been oppressing it!

Posted by: Atom Heart non-gender specific parental unit at January 13, 2013 11:09 PM

Atomic matter is like "The Man" keeping dark matter down and forcing it to live in the shadows.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (yBF/9)

290 I only read about Dunham here, if not for this blog, I would have no idea who she is. I honestly don't care.
I would like to cancel HBO but I like Showtime's series. I would like to get rid of Starz, and other channels but they put them in groups. If I canceled the sports package I would lose TCM and others I watch occasionally.

Comcast blocks conservative email, I had to fight with some man a few years ago to get most of what I want. I have to rescue the WSJ occasionally from spam on the mail website. Others never show up anywhere. I get them at the office and forward here.

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (z4WKX)

291 All righty there BCochran. Guess the Armor All taste would not have clued her in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:15 PM (znavB)

292 279
Cal has always been considered 2 states, northern and southern.
Looks like, in a lot of ways, the divide is now an east/west one.


No question about it. It's almost two countries, not two states. What I want to know is why any part of Arizona is anything less than an "A". Arizona is my exit plan from California.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:15 PM (2IW5Q)

293 Jim Sonweed,

Why mess with the bikini? Topless carwash is where it's at.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January

yeah, it is like that episode of the office where dwight is explaining his fantasy of co-managing a bed and breakfast in hell for $80,000 per annum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

294
Sorry, physics wannabes...

It's strings all the way down. Strings and spicy meatballs

Posted by: Chef Boy-ar-dee at January 13, 2013 11:16 PM (Jcd0S)

295 Looks like BC is trying for the sock puppet list too. Well, I guess a man needs a hobby.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 11:16 PM (jIaZt)

296 Beaner's been out of the loop for months.
Posted by: Jerry at January 13, 2013 11:14 PM (4SKYj)

I know. I feel it's my fault. I haven't been using my summoning power. It's too far gone and now our dear Bean is lost to us shivering in the cold wastes of the Northeast wondering where the hot bikini babes on boats all went to.

Forgive me, LAWD, for I have sinned!

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 11:16 PM (LUnTP)

297 Although she appeared to have some skill Anna.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:16 PM (GEICT)

298 I had some dark matter in the house earlier today. It went away with one push on the flush handle.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2013 11:16 PM (xKC/c)

299 Aaaaaannnnnddddddd I'm out.

Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2013 11:17 PM (LUnTP)

300 San Clemente, CA - NOT a gun free zone

Posted by: Thela Hun Jinjeet at January 13, 2013 11:17 PM (fEZlj)

301 Peerless Morgan's "I GROCK COCK" t-shirt is wet with the blood, sweat and tears of truculent journalism.

Posted by: Admiral Hack_bar at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (TT7Ja)

302 295 Looks like BC is trying for the sock puppet list too. Well, I guess a man needs a hobby.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 11:16 PM (jIaZt)




Huh? I rarely sockpuppet. I always fuck it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (GEICT)

303 BCochran, she gave off the Sandra Fluke vibe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (znavB)

304 284
You never saw such bad acting as Lindsay's.

You people have got to watch that just for fun. Watching it drunk
would be best. It was like watching a high school senior in a school
play. The speed of her speaking the lines, and sometimes the phrasing,
and accentuating of words, was just odd. Whoever directed that should be
taken out and shot.


You'd have more sympathy if you'd read the sidebar piece about one director's travails after he cast her in his movie. Sounds as though if you can get her to show up on time, sober and not hung over, you've accomplished something. If she were not hot, she would be in a gutter somewhere. And she is getting less hot by the day, presumably because of her habits.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (2IW5Q)

305 jennifer aniston, pfft, she cold not even hang on to her man.

you know who is hot? britt ekland. even now a bikini contest between aniston and ekland would be close.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

306 290 Carol T,

Send them a message and buy the DVDs....

Yes I am behind on Dexter et al but that way I send the message that I am not down with the bastards at corporate.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (LRFds)

307 Well I escaped both top tens this week. Sorry for the giant dip in intellectualism that cost the blog, folks

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (XDC0v)

308 .223 .233 , whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr. Morgan Mom at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (EjpKz)

309
California is the leftists on the west side of the San Andreas Fault and conservatives on the east side (more or less / give or take).

Time to tell the San Andreas to get off its lazy ass and convey the west side up to Oregon and Washington. Or into the sea, either outcome is acceptable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 13, 2013 11:19 PM (Jcd0S)

310 Am I the only one who honestly doesn't give a shit that this Aaron Schwartz dipshit is dead?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:19 PM (o1kXv)

311 279
The NRA map of California is interesting. The coastal area is given an
"F" while (for the most part) the interior is "A". The north part of LA
county is "A" due to Buck McKeon.

Cal has always been considered 2 states, northern and southern.
Looks like, in a lot of ways, the divide is now an east/west one.

Posted by: Mr. Chips at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (lP2O5)

I think the country is more divided between the "Urban and Rural/Suburban" areas.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 11:19 PM (Zd/NW)

312 If Vermont succeeds in shutting down VT Yankee, I hope a lot of people suffer.

Seriously: I hope they have brownouts and blackouts. I hope people are hurt by the lack of power. I hope businesses close and people lose their jobs because of it. I hope people die for lack of electricity.

Just ONCE I'd like to see liberals understand that their fucking idiocy has actual consequences for people in the real world.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2013 11:19 PM (C7ve9)

313 295 DC in Towson,

yeah I like the sock puppeteer list...I think the highest I have ever gotten there is about #3....

I could cheat my way to the top by simply altering the numbers but that'd be whack....


I need Al $lim $hady $harpton to be topical again soon and Keef O wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:20 PM (LRFds)

314 Alright, Horde. It's freaking late. Night! Try not to break shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:20 PM (GEICT)

315 311 Mr Caniac,

Yup...rural poor do not get valet parking....

The cities are trying to enslave the rest of the nation.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (LRFds)

316 Frank J. Fleming (IMAO)'s "pretend gun control" article is awesome. Was it linked here? If not:

http://pjmedia.com/blog/pretend-gun-control/

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (2IW5Q)

317
she is very careful about making sure she is only photographed under controlled circumstances.




Doesn't matter for many of them. Marge Helgenberger or whatever her name is on CSI. Very obvious and looks bad.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (DoZD+)

318 I imagine Bean is out deep-sea fishing by Puerto Rico with a green-eyed Panamanian woman. That, or he's working days now.

Posted by: Jerry at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (4SKYj)

319 310 Colorado Alex,

Only by degree....

I'm sad he's gone and he could have maybe grown into an ally in say 120-150 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (LRFds)

320 315 Yip

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:22 PM (XDC0v)

321 Am I the only one who honestly doesn't give a shit that this Aaron Schwartz dipshit is dead?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:19 PM (o1kXv)

He was a smart kid, Prolly an Aspergers kid, very smart with computers but could not relate to the world. Influeneced by hipster Douch college profs who used him to push and agenda, he got fucked and whacked himself. It's a tragedy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)

322 This could ruin your whole day.
http://tinyurl.com/ayc3z9u

For this crew it almost did.
http://tinyurl.com/axntpdf

Fifty years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:22 PM (znavB)

323 Yeah, my bad BC, someone here has a hash that looks like one of yours. Alternatively, I could just be drunk. Goodnight, BC.

Make sure to check under the bed for raptors.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 13, 2013 11:22 PM (jIaZt)

324 307 Well I escaped both top tens this week. Sorry for the giant dip in intellectualism that cost the blog, folks
Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (XDC0v)

*******

Yeah- I left the AoSHQ and went to Kos for a day- The average IQ of both places increased by 10 points.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:23 PM (1OZSU)

325 I'm sad he's gone and he could have maybe grown into an ally in say 120-150 years.

Unlikely. Guys like that eventually trade their principles for prestige.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:23 PM (o1kXv)

326 307 DAve,

we all have our burdens to bear....

I made sure you were missed.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:23 PM (LRFds)

327 292 Splunge,
Born and raised in Los Angeles, exit plan is either Texas or N. Carolina. Stationed in both places in the Army. Wife likes N.C. I'm partial to Texas, it's a better run state and we can still find Asian groceries there.

Posted by: Mr. Chips at January 13, 2013 11:23 PM (lP2O5)

328 He was a smart kid, Prolly an Aspergers kid, very smart with computers but could not relate to the world. Influeneced by hipster Douch college profs who used him to push and agenda, he got fucked and whacked himself. It's a tragedy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:22 PM (l86i3)



He was a thief. He got caught. He was facing up to 30 years in prison. He killed himself. That's not a tragedy and there's no one to blame for his actions other that him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT)

329 Today was a good day to have a birthday, especially for this Patriots fan.

Posted by: Truman North at January 13, 2013 11:24 PM (IbdYI)

330
In defense of Aaron Schwartz, as shown by the video a few threads ago, his actions did torpedo one of Chris Dodd's attempts to subvert personal liberty.

Schwartz can't be all bad.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 11:25 PM (KzM0i)

331 Doesn't matter for many of them. Marge Helgenberger or whatever her name is on CSI. Very obvious and looks bad.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (DoZD+)

in part, I mean she never makes the mistake of going out sans make up.

fugliest celebutard is cameron diaz, sadly or her she is equal parts fugly and stupid.

is fugpid a word? if it is describes cameron diaz.

fyi, you may have witnessed the first use of fugpid - second use there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

332 321
He was a smart kid, Prolly an Aspergers kid, very smart with
computers but could not relate to the world. Influeneced by hipster
Douch college profs who used him to push and agenda, he got fucked and
whacked himself. It's a tragedy.


I give him some credit, for sure. He had brains and was groping for a kind of integrity. In the video, he was very forthright about how the evil he was combatting came from one of the top Democrats, and how the Republicans bailed first. But for me part of the tragedy is that he never learned to talk like a man, just in that hipster voice that I heard so much during the Occupy days.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:25 PM (2IW5Q)

333 He was a thief. He got caught. He was facing up to 30 years in prison. He killed himself. That's not a tragedy and there's no one to blame for his actions other that him.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT)

Yes, I know the whole IP thing, but he was pushed into that. I'm not defending him. He's a criminal. There were others involved that stepped away and let him fall.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (l86i3)

334 My suggestion for a simple sentence upon which to reconstruct macroeconomics: "Lowering marginal tax rates results in more total tax paid."

Posted by: Truman North at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (IbdYI)

335 "so from what I could gleen, the actress who just won an award for Zero Dark Beer Thirty had no "thanks" to the men and women in the armed forces "

A few years ago, there were a couple of good movies that had been based on novels by well respected authors. I read an article after the awards shows about how almost none of the people in the entertainment industry gave attention to the authors who thought up those great stories.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (c2kdv)

336 327 Mr Chips,

I'm an Ohioan who wants to go to Alaska or Montana but wife and boy inherited her dad's skin issues with bitter cold...

I will probably settle somewhere in the ArkLaTex....

Texas has a better and freer economy, NC has better um....uh....."basketball"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (LRFds)

337 Evening morons,
Kim is doing a lot better today. Her 'new' fever is still coming and going, but everything else measurable is good. She is finally breathing assisted by the ventilator, and there is talk that they may try getting her completely off of it tomorrow.
I saw a quick glimpse of A & B this morning, they were all snuggled up with each other waiting for the 'camera' showing off their heart beats.
We have a long road ahead of us, but things have progressed very well over the weekend, thank you all for your continued prayers and well wishes.
-- Jason

Posted by: kerncon at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (M+4md)

338 is there some reason no one has ever campaigned against chuck schumer using a "Fuck Chuck" bumper sticker?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

339 330 Arbalest,

Yup...on that one issue he was for liberty....

I figure had he lived to be 156 years old he may have grasped that Chris Dodd was not doing us a favor fucking the banks with precision.

Ah well I am sure mankind will survive....just hate to see waste.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (LRFds)

340 327
292 Splunge,

Born and raised in Los Angeles, exit plan is either Texas or N.
Carolina. Stationed in both places in the Army. Wife likes N.C. I'm
partial to Texas, it's a better run state and we can still find Asian
groceries there.


There are a couple of large and very good Asian groceries in Phoenix, too. Good luck with your exit plan.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (2IW5Q)

341 Stay within your budget, do not fail to follow ALL applicable laws and practice good range safety.

Happy shooting.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:13 PM (LRFds)


There is a practical upper limit....http://tinyurl.com/35jwsm



Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (kaalw)

342 Posted by: kerncon at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (M+4md)

Hooray!!! Our God is an Awesome God.......

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (l86i3)

343 fyi, you may have witnessed the first use of fugpid - second use there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

*****

I'm thinking maybe 'stupigly'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (1OZSU)

344 fugpid = Kathy Griffin

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (DoZD+)

345 334 truman North,

The ogabe/warren rebuttal

Yeah but not by the right people!

We deserve everything that's coming.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:29 PM (LRFds)

346 Nah Kathy Griffin is a Fudpig. Frakin Ugly Douche Pig

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:29 PM (znavB)

347 I'm thinking maybe 'stupigly'
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:28 PM (1OZSU)


works for me - someone says stupigly and I see kathy griffin

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

348 Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:18 PM (2IW5Q)

Spunge, I read the director's problems with Lohan. It sounded like a nightmare.

I only watch a few shows and refuse to pay to go to a movie. Eventually it will be on cable.

I did pay $4.99 to watch 2016 here at home. The libtards should have watched it before voting.

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:30 PM (z4WKX)

349 Holy shit. I made the list!

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:30 PM (sqp6o)

350 324 Haha probably a lot more than that for Kos

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:30 PM (XDC0v)

351 Fuglut.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2013 11:30 PM (yBF/9)

352 328 BC1981,

He was naive enough to think his likely meager donations and 'being one of the good guys" was protection....

Kid could have benefited from learning a little more about "juice" and a little less learning how to try to sound like a Q tarantino cartoon.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:31 PM (LRFds)

353 Hey Kern, so happy to hear things are improving.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:31 PM (znavB)

354 It's sad that the young man killed himself, but I feel the most sad for his family. The son of a friend of our family killed himself a few years back and it was just devastating for them.

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 13, 2013 11:31 PM (HmjXL)

355 -- Jason
Posted by: kerncon at January 13, 2013 11:26 PM (M+4md)


from the bottom of my heart I wish you guys good luck


my wife had a complicated pregancy, so I get it


she'll prob be on bedrest till she has the twins






Posted by: Jake in ID at January 13, 2013 11:31 PM (jfSqj)

356 326 Yeah I see you more than picked up my slack...

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:31 PM (XDC0v)

357 Tonight's ONT makes me want to play Axis and Allies.

Love you AoS:HQ morons, goodnight!

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 13, 2013 11:32 PM (Tkp+K)

358
I did pay $4.99 to watch 2016 here at home. The libtards should have watched it before voting.





Wouldn't have mattered for most of them. Their reasons for voting for him would still be the same.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:32 PM (DoZD+)

359 349 RWC,

Welcome RWC!

I am gonna start a 12 step program but given my proclivities it'll wind up being a 96 step program.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:32 PM (LRFds)

360 is a fuglut even possible? I would imagine the "fug" means they have to work pretty effin hard on the "lut" part of the word. anyone who achieves fuglut is definietly motivated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

361 Kathy Griffin's make-up artist should win an award.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:33 PM (sqp6o)

362 Kern I'm glad she's doing better, here's praying all things go well.

The payoff is well worth it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:33 PM (LRFds)

363 361
Kathy Griffin's make-up artist should win an award.


Embalming fluid. What can't it do?

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:34 PM (2IW5Q)

364 Kathy Griffin's make-up artist should win an award.
Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:33 PM (sqp6o)

from a rodeo clown academy

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

365 Fugpid! Excellent word. Props to it's 'inventor!'

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 13, 2013 11:34 PM (HmjXL)

366 361 RWC,

She did...."best spacler of the year" for being able to cover up the worst of the damage from that building collapse in beijing....

That woman is definitely "easy on the eyes" unmade....

and by 'easy" I mean i never have to see anything again after I rip them out.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:34 PM (LRFds)

367 This year's Oscar for Best Special Effects goes to ....

Dramatic pause.

Kathy Griffin's makeup department at Industrial Light and Magic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:34 PM (znavB)

368 339 sven

I've dealt with guys like him ... extremely smart and self-assured, yet almost blind to physical reality, and can't seem to believe, understand or use the lessons learned by others. Not usually bad or evil people, but their refusal to accept (even with verification) lessons and experiences from others causes much harm to others.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 11:35 PM (KzM0i)

369 357 Tonight's ONT makes me want to go shooting with sven

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:35 PM (XDC0v)

370 nope. it is like looking at a ferrari slathered in bondo with a nice paint job - it is pretty as long as you are oblivious to the handiwork.Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 10:59 PM (Z9EHQ)Ms. Paltrow, is that you?

Posted by: LiarsLiein NYC at January 13, 2013 11:35 PM (cxl8k)

371

I am gonna start a 12 step program but given my proclivities it'll wind up being a 96 step program.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:32 PM (LRFds)


Does it still count if I forget more than a 3rd of what i posted?

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:35 PM (sqp6o)

372 Aniston is alright. When it comes to hot greek babes, I'll go with Andrea Tantaros. That gal has an amazing figure. Damn cute too.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 13, 2013 11:35 PM (7dOq6)

373 is a fuglut even possible? I would imagine the "fug" means they have to work pretty effin hard on the "lut" part of the word. anyone who achieves fuglut is definietly motivated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:33 PM

Alcohol is the fuglut's friend.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2013 11:36 PM (yBF/9)

374 358 katya,

I'm about to log, but I have been pindering that very point.

Asshole that he is I can't believe Colon powell hates the US directly....

how much of Barry's win was hatred for the US, how much for envy, how much for marx?

A smart political party would be polling and doing oppo research.....

luckily we have the GOP so they are figuring out how to cave.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:36 PM (LRFds)

375 Jason, that is very good news indeed. Although you all will remain on the prayer list. {{{{}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at January 13, 2013 11:36 PM (kpCLl)

376 310
Am I the only one who honestly doesn't give a shit that this Aaron Schwartz dipshit is dead?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:19 PM (o1kXv)


Maybe you should -- http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=336525#c19977125

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:37 PM (kaalw)

377 That's what I'm saying. Without makeup, wretchworthy. Done up, i can stand her until she opens her mouth.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:37 PM (sqp6o)

378 Wouldn't have mattered for most of them. Their reasons for voting for him would still be the same.

Colin Powell type reason, Katya?

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:37 PM (z4WKX)

379 "What I want to know is why any part of Arizona is anything less than an "A". Arizona is my exit plan from California.
Posted by: Splunge"

Libtards from California flee to Arizona to avoid the shit results of their libtard policies. Then vote as libtards. I hate people who don't learn from their mistakes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:37 PM (c2kdv)

380 nerdygirl wrote:

"You'd think that the people in the entertainment industry would get the message that many of us have no interest in watching a bunch of preening, self-important, shallow, narcissists."

Yeah, except that a major part of being a preening, self-important, shallow narcissist that that you're firmly convinced that everyone is extremely interested in your every move and utterance and bowel movement. Reality does not intrude into your thought processes.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 11:38 PM (BStAJ)

381 371 RWC,

That's a feature not a bug....

I actually had a few good posts today.

If every post were about guns, or rage at envy I'd be a good poster....

instead I meander a bit and such.

You're fine.

Hell I am "ok" so far as 'too much" this is hardly as bad as the time I had 2796 posts.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:38 PM (LRFds)

382 Well boys and girls- gotta go. Getting up early in the morning to go manatee hunting in my old leakycanoe. Hope I don't capsize, what with all those guns on board.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2013 11:38 PM (1OZSU)

383 Truman North- Happy Birthday!
I got in touch with the contact you gave me.
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:38 PM (z4WKX)

384 374 how much of Barry's win was hatred for the US, how much for envy, how much for marx?

I'm coming more to the "how much can we not even conceive how little information the 'low-information voter' has" point of view. I think a lot of people thought he was doing OK as President. Because we don't have a mainstream press that was willing to tell them what was actually happening.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (2IW5Q)

385 316
Frank J. Fleming (IMAO)'s "pretend gun control" article is awesome. Was it linked here? If not:

http://pjmedia.com/blog/pretend-gun-control/


Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:21 PM (2IW5Q)


Yeah, but.... http://pjmedia.com/blog/pretend-gun-control/#comment-4260495

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (kaalw)

386 Aniston is alright. When it comes to hot greek babes, I'll go with Andrea Tantaros. That gal has an amazing figure. Damn cute too.

Her eyes are too close together.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (o1kXv)

387 here's your new vette anna: http://tinyurl.com/czcdfnm

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (XDC0v)

388 Kathy Griffith is Grody


I would not fuck her with Chris Dodds dick










Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (jfSqj)

389 America has over 5000 nuclear warheads. Quite hard to defend against a ‘tyrannical U.S. government’ with that kind of firepower. #GetReal #TwitsFor Tyrants

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 13, 2013

Posted by: Koumei Nakamura at January 13, 2013 11:40 PM (e8kgV)

390 Her eyes are too close together.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (o1kXv)

I'm not planning to fukk her eyes


Posted by: Moron #3 at January 13, 2013 11:40 PM (jfSqj)

391 379
Libtards from California flee to Arizona to avoid the shit results
of their libtard policies. Then vote as libtards. I hate people who
don't learn from their mistakes.


Yeah, that's probably it. My comfort is that lefties seem vaguely interested in Tucson, fascinated by Sedona in the same way they're fascinated by Santa Fe, and horrified by Phoenix. Guess where I'm headed.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:41 PM (2IW5Q)

392 Sven, that is a lot of comments. Where do you find the time?

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:41 PM (z4WKX)

393 368 Zy,

I have a firend we'll call "Zya" he has a grasp of Math and science I can never attain, and he is without a doubt the most willfully deluded individual on social matters I have ever met.

He sincerely feels that the human condition is perfectible and that people are sterile enough to be a test subject in uncontrolled condtions.

The good news is I helped him get laid at the age of 30, the bad news is it was with a libtard psycho.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:41 PM (LRFds)

394 " If she were not hot, she would be in a gutter somewhere. And she is getting less hot by the day, presumably because of her habits.
Posted by: Splunge "

Yeah, Lindsay Lohan could be used in anti-drug and alcohol ads. She's in her early or mid Twenties and she looks like she's in her thirties. She's had lines under her eyes for years.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM (c2kdv)

395 Last minute Happy Birthday to Truman.
You brought the Pats luck.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM (aZ6ew)

396 Happy Birthday, Truman North! Many happy more!

Alright, since it was a great Bday present for you, I'll even say I'm glad the Pa <choke> I'm gl <choke> I'm glad the Patriots won!!! (Whew!) ;-)

Posted by: Theresa (D) at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM (HmjXL)

397 Yep the new 2014 Corvette Stingray has been unveiled. And Corvette owners who like to have fun will probably hate them. Why do I say that? They will have to battle the computers in two key areas - fuel and shifting. To boost mileage during highway drives, the motor will switch to a 4 cylinder mode. And the seven speed transmission will try to anticipate your shifts.

http://tinyurl.com/agnx7p2

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM (znavB)

398 390 I am

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:43 PM (XDC0v)

399 369 DAve,

hopefully not "two go out one come back" ala Elmer Fudd..?

No seriously, I love shooting and am out of practice.

Perhaps this fall we can get a moron meetup/appleseed going in SC?

I'd love to see a lot of you and Vic has said he's game.

The horde has got to organize a little if we want to stop the rot.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:43 PM (LRFds)

400 385
Yeah, but.... http://pjmedia.com/blog/pretend-gun-control/#comment-4260495


Yes, entirely true. But I'd still get a few chuckles if there were a ban on the ".233 automatic assault weapon." These days, we have to get our amusement where we can find it.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2013 11:43 PM (2IW5Q)

401 OK, I'm out

only forty minutes past absolute bedtime, my timing has improved

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2013 11:43 PM (JMmQ9)

402 I'm not planning to fukk her eyes

Don't knock it until you try it.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 13, 2013 11:44 PM (o1kXv)

403 for what it is worth, you are not hot if you are surgically altered, you may look attractive, however, genetically you are always fugly. beauty is skin deep but fugly is to the bone.

if you want to know if someone is pretty put them in shorts an a tshirt and hose them down with a garden hose a few gallons of h20 will reveal all.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

404
Ms. Paltrow, is that you?





She's starting to look oldish. The bangs don't help.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:45 PM (DoZD+)

405 Oh, and I'm still laughing about "Titanic", with its idiotic script, and the spectacle of the little waif Leonardo banging the buxom Kate, getting best movie.


Titanic sucked. It didn't just suck like "damn, that sucked". That movie was epic in its suckiness. Stuff that sucks thought Titanic sucked. Kate Winslets marvelous rack could not save the pure suck that Titanic was. Finally, Titanic was the suckiest movie to ever suck.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 13, 2013 11:45 PM (7dOq6)

406 364
Kathy Griffin's make-up artist should win an award.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:33 PM (sqp6o)



from a rodeo clown academy

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

Dear Kind Sirs:
Please cease and desist from denigrating our clown education system. For many years, the American Association of Associated Clown Colleges and Universities, the AAACCU, has worked hard to seperate us from those who use the Clown Arts as a shortcut to Hollywood stardom.

By doing so, those people show harm to our founder, the esteemed Chuckles the Clown who inspired our motto, "A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer In The Pants".
I do hope that you will stop implying that Ms Griffen would ever be able to attend our fine institution.
If you would like more information on our fine college, please click on the link in my name.

Sincerely,
Mr GigglyDeanOhio College of Clown Arts

Posted by: Mr Giggly, Dean, Ohio College of Clown Arts at January 13, 2013 11:46 PM (Zd/NW)

407 America has over 5000 nuclear warheads. Quite hard to defend against a ‘tyrannical U.S. government’ with that kind of firepower. #GetReal #TwitsFor Tyrants— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 13, 2013

Yeah, because those 5000 warheads have done us so much good in Afghanistan or Iraq.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 13, 2013 11:47 PM (o1kXv)

408 397
Yep the new 2014 Corvette Stingray has been unveiled. And Corvette
owners who like to have fun will probably hate them. Why do I say that?
They will have to battle the computers in two key areas - fuel and
shifting. To boost mileage during highway drives, the motor will switch
to a 4 cylinder mode. And the seven speed transmission will try to
anticipate your shifts.

http://tinyurl.com/agnx7p2


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM (znavB)


But is it hackable?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:47 PM (kaalw)

409 In no way am I going to defend Lohan, but I have had dark circles under my eyes since I was a teenager. I inherited them from my mother, thin skin around the eyes.

I'm sure Lohan's are from her lifestyle of drugs and drinking.

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:47 PM (z4WKX)

410
Wouldn't have mattered for most of them. Their reasons for voting for him would still be the same.

Colin Powell type reason, Katya?



That and the free crap. I truly believe most of them don't care where it comes from, who it hurts and if it destroys everything. They just want their stuff. And the commies. Like the Hollywood and New York elitists.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:47 PM (DoZD+)

411 Oh, Tammy update! She is home from the hospital now after they "got a liter and a half of fluid" off her lungs. Says the nurses always knew when Thor left her room because her heart rate got erratic. Sadly, he is leaving on Tuesday. Love that girl!










Posted by: Peaches at January 13, 2013 11:48 PM (kpCLl)

412 I have only pity for lohan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

413 392 carol T,

underemployment by my former professional standards, keeping 5 threads open at once, being able to read red Storm rising in volume in an evening.

Mostly from not sleeping.

It got pretty bad this year around election time.

We found out we are going to be moving this fall so I had to readjust some of my work plans, and reduce my stick time to have more time to get the boy to focus on his education.

He is a bright kid in reading comprehension, and anime studies.

Sadly like my favorite OW$ punching bag I don't think there is a lot of career opportunity in anime studies.

He also wants to learn either carpentry or diesel mechanics.

If he is to go to Vocational tech wherever wife is stationed it is vital he be on grade level in math so he can focus on his trade.

Thus if I skip a little housework(far too easy), work a few fewer days(which drives me up the wall), and skip the two a days on the treadmill9sadly a necessity the last three months with the cyst I am fighting in my back) I have far too much time to post inanity.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:48 PM (LRFds)

414 Cthulhu, lol

With the new Corvette you don't drive it, it drives you!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:48 PM (znavB)

415 399 No, I've found that nothing bonds buddies better than lightin' off a few rounds together... but i'm in L.A., and since noone else went buck-wild buying ammo like i did everyone's scared to go out shooting anymore. Blasting 200 rds. in one day would leave them empty.They shoulda listened...

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:48 PM (XDC0v)

416 405
Oh, and I'm still laughing about "Titanic", with its idiotic script,
and the spectacle of the little waif Leonardo banging the buxom Kate,
getting best movie.




Titanic sucked. It didn't just suck like "damn, that sucked". That
movie was epic in its suckiness. Stuff that sucks thought Titanic
sucked. Kate Winslets marvelous rack could not save the pure suck that
Titanic was. Finally, Titanic was the suckiest movie to ever suck.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 13, 2013 11:45 PM (7dOq6)


*Ahem* Avatar.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2013 11:48 PM (kaalw)

417 "I'm coming more to the "how much can we not even conceive how little information the 'low-information voter' has" point of view. I think a lot of people thought he was doing OK as President."

This. I know people who voted for Obama who are not particularly liberal. They're not members of FSA either. They're apolitical and get what little information they have from the nightly news - and like you said, according to the media Obama's doing great - and he really, really cares about the average person!

And those are the same people who do give a crap about who wins Golden Globes. They probably can't tell you what the 1st or 2nd Amendments are, but they can tell you the names of everyone Brad Pitt ever dated...In a way, they're scarier than the hard-core libtards...

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 11:49 PM (BStAJ)

418 410 katya,

Yup at least a strong plurality is "fuck you i got mine"....

I have GOP people in my neighborhood that have decided that funemployment is just fine until the two years of UE run out "I will not take any cut."

I think we fucked ourselves some the last four years and about 1/3 our potential sat out from shame, and /or anger.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:49 PM (LRFds)

419 President Obama informed Congress Sunday evening that U.S. forces were
present in Somalia on Friday for a French raid to rescue a hostage from
al-Shabaab.

Posted by: Yutaka Ishinabe at January 13, 2013 11:50 PM (e8kgV)

420 Peaches thanks for the update on Tammy. Lets keep all the good vibes going Tammy's way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:50 PM (znavB)

421 Peaches,

Glad to hear Tammy is getting better! Thanks for the update.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2013 11:50 PM (5J54Q)

422 413 If he decides to go to mechanic's school stay away from the privates and student loans. Look for adult schools and community college programs

Posted by: DAve at January 13, 2013 11:50 PM (XDC0v)

423
Just ONCE I'd like to see liberals understand that their fucking idiocy has actual consequences for people in the real world.

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 13, 2013 11:51 PM (+9AX9)

424 Avatard where the fearsome human military might is not up to blasting a bunch of primitive people further back into the Stone age to steal some unobtanium.

*gag*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:51 PM (znavB)

425

Just in case anyone's wondering, my loyal operative, Mary Cloggenstein, is merely researching facts, and crafting her next crushing intellectual blow.

The rumors of a brown-out, forced power cut-offs by Gaia's Defenders, or other losses of electrical power, in Brattleboro, Vermont, are unfounded and without merit.

The fact that it's night time and there is no wind blowing in the area, may or may not be involved in her lack of recent posts.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 13, 2013 11:52 PM (KzM0i)

426
Yeah, Lindsay Lohan could be used in anti-drug and alcohol ads. She's in her early or mid Twenties and she looks like she's in her thirties. She's had lines under her eyes for years.





She's 26. Same age as my daughter. Partying ages women. Prolly why Hollywood chicks need plastic surgery so early.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:52 PM (DoZD+)

427 If you concerned about meal detectors, there are always mu-metal bags.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2013 11:52 PM (ZSnCv)

428 386
Aniston is alright. When it comes to hot greek babes, I'll go with
Andrea Tantaros. That gal has an amazing figure. Damn cute too.


Her eyes are too close together.



Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2013 11:39 PM (o1kXv)

Gotta go with Nicole Petallides of Fox Business Network. Rawr.
http://tinyurl.com/bqa6nqd

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 13, 2013 11:53 PM (Zd/NW)

429 Stopped by my local Wal Mart this morning. They are out of almost every kind of ammo. I asked to talk to the person in charge of ordering to see if they had any information on this subject. The manager I talked to said they had not heard anything…BUT.
She tried to order some .223 as I was standing there. She said the order was being rejected by the corporate office.
Said she had never had that happen.

Posted by: Ousia at January 13, 2013 11:53 PM (e8kgV)

430 Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:38 PM (LRFds

Great post on the AR build by the way.

Haven't followed the news much this weekend but it seems the Great Gun Control Push of 2013 is failing.


Appleseed shoot. Definitely make that trip. Just keep the Val U Rite locked up until after.


http://tinyurl.com/32eypkm

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:53 PM (sqp6o)

431
Kathy Griffith is Grody





Grody. Hahaha.I haven't heard that word in decades. I love that word.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2013 11:53 PM (DoZD+)

432 Sincerely,
Mr GigglyDeanOhio College of Clown Arts
Posted by: Mr Giggly, Dean, Ohio College of Clown Arts

you put a lot of work into your snark, you even did research.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

433 Mr GigglyDeanOhio College of Clown Arts

Is that where the JEF went to school and did so much to hide his school records?

After reading the earlier post about Powell, now I want to see school records. He brought it up, but I did not want to watch that useless idiot. He didn't even want to fight the first Gulf War. Are we sure he's really a general?

My brother told me that they arranged to kill Patton in an accident. Does anyone know the details?

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:54 PM (z4WKX)

434 And that guy would have got a beating, along with his friends.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:55 PM (sqp6o)

435 Titanic sucked. It didn't just suck like "damn, that sucked". That movie was epic in its suckiness. Stuff that sucks thought Titanic sucked. Kate Winslets marvelous rack could not save the pure suck that Titanic was. Finally, Titanic was the suckiest movie to ever suck. Posted by: puddleglum at January 13, 2013 11:45 PM (7dOq6)

This is the finest movie review of "Titanic" that I ever read, although I think puddlegum underemphasizes the cosmic suckiness of the suck.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 13, 2013 11:55 PM (BStAJ)

436 422 DAve,

Thanks I am going to ask here and around the mechanics I know from my logistics work about what if any enrichment classes I can try to get him in in Jr High.

I wish we were going back to fort polk because my boss there would love to teach him.

I have reduced my career focus a lot the last decade, and I wonder if me at 25 when I was a contract hazmat guy gone a LOT would believe it, on the other hand I know that I have given my all to trying to guide my son better than I was guided and allowed my wife to focus on her military career without "spouse drama" compared to a lot of her peers.

I don't know what the answers are..


Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:56 PM (LRFds)

437 regarding aniston being greek - who effin cares? any ethnicity in her appearance has been removed. she is like an update on the heather locklear model.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

438 430 RWC,

Yeah I'm pretty sure they lost, I am also pretty sure he will chew on the edges and use extra-legal pressure to drive up our costs.

Want to know how angry I am at giggles and the media?

I am about 65% certain I will be buying an AR-15 every two months when prices stabilize up to at least ten spare.

Not to make bookoo profit either.

I'll sell 'em at cost if there's another panic.

We need as many armed citizens of sound mind and character as possible to protect liberty, and prevent "unidentifiable youth carbeques" becoming our national sport.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:59 PM (LRFds)

439 if you are from a state that has 2 senators but one representative is the representative position more prestigious?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

440 Posted by: Mr Giggly, Dean, Ohio College of Clown Arts at January 13, 2013 11:46 PM (Zd/NW)


Bravo! That's a lot of work to put into an ONT.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:59 PM (sqp6o)

441 BTW, redlettermedia has a review of Titanic.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2013 12:00 AM (T0NGe)

442 'I'm coming more to the "how much can we not even conceive how little information the 'low-information voter' has" point of view.'

As evidenced by all the Obama voters who had no idea that their social security taxes were going to go up in 2013. These stupid people are on Twitter, shocked!

How the hell can you have paid any attention at all to the campaign, and not know that the social security tax cut was temporary? Hell, I don't think some of these people even know that the payroll tax is the social security tax.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 12:01 AM (c2kdv)

443 407 Jeffrey Dahmer,

He is actually telling you he thinks they would nuke US not the opfor if need be.

I'm not sure I disagree either.

The democrats will be far more loose with RoE here than over in the sandbox.

Believe it.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:02 AM (LRFds)

444 62 BCochran1981 at January 13, 2013

I'd say that one was a keeper.

Posted by: BoGart at January 14, 2013 12:02 AM (Ugngr)

445 437
regarding aniston being greek - who effin cares? any ethnicity in her
appearance has been removed. she is like an update on the heather
locklear model.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:56 PM (Z9EHQ)


I find her appearance pleasant enough, in a "generic female" sort-of-way, but if she was an update to Heather Locklear, she was an alternate-Windows-version type of update.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 12:02 AM (kaalw)

446 439 YankeeFifth,

It may well be if the Searchlight Strangler changes the Senate rules.....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:03 AM (LRFds)

447 And those are the same people who do give a crap about who wins Golden Globes. They probably can't tell you what the 1st or 2nd Amendments are, but they can tell you the names of everyone Brad Pitt ever datedÉIn a way, they're scarier than the hard-core libtardsÉ

Unfortunately you are probably right.
I have Drudge and WSJ open in addition to this site. WSJ has live blogging at the Globes! I would cancel my subscription but I read it on someone's iPad in 2010 and the PW and account name stayed. It's been there for almost three years and two iPads later Everyone knows how things are, if one has something, someone else wants it. I can't cancel the subscription now. I wish The WSJ would drop Rove's Thursdays's editorial, he too is insignificant now.

Posted by: CarolT at January 14, 2013 12:03 AM (z4WKX)

448 436 Problem is in CA. at least you have to be 15 to get in auto/truck voc ed. classes. Incidentally double-yay on 438

Posted by: DAve at January 14, 2013 12:04 AM (XDC0v)

449 I once worked with a stunningly beautiful Greek girl. She was quite likable and pleasant too, which is not always a given when it comes to stunningly beautiful women. She was from Florida - Naples, if I remember correctly. Her dad was a commercial fisherman. Apparently quite a few Greeks emigrated to Florida and were involved in commerical fishing there.

That was news to me - just as it was news to met a half-Portugese (sp?), half-Irish guy from Worchester MA and find out that that is a fairly common combination in eastern Mass. Of course I knew about the Irish, the Portugese, no.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:04 AM (BStAJ)

450 I find her appearance pleasant enough, in a "generic female" sort-of-way, but if she was an update to Heather Locklear, she was an alternate-Windows-version type of update.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 12:02

heh. I was referring mostly to her nose being an update, but I am comfortable with the alternate windows explanation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2013 12:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

451 432
Sincerely,

Mr GigglyDeanOhio College of Clown Arts

Posted by: Mr Giggly, Dean, Ohio College of Clown Arts



you put a lot of work into your snark, you even did research.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

433
Mr GigglyDeanOhio College of Clown Arts



Is that where the JEF went to school and did so much to hide his school records?



After reading the earlier post about Powell, now I want to see
school records. He brought it up, but I did not want to watch that
useless idiot. He didn't even want to fight the first Gulf War. Are we
sure he's really a general?



My brother told me that they arranged to kill Patton in an accident. Does anyone know the details?

Posted by: CarolT at January 13, 2013 11:54 PM (z4WKX)

440
Posted by: Mr Giggly, Dean, Ohio College of Clown Arts at January 13, 2013 11:46 PM (Zd/NW)





Bravo! That's a lot of work to put into an ONT.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2013 11:59 PM (sqp6o)

I wish we could divulge more information about our alumni, but Federal privacy laws dictate that we cannot release any information without consent.
Mr RWC, thank you for your positive feedback, not very many people understand the Clownin ain't easy.

Posted by: Mr Giggly, Dean, Ohio College of Clown Arts at January 14, 2013 12:04 AM (Zd/NW)

452 Not to make bookoo profit either.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2013 11:59 PM (LRFds)


I would still check voting record, or at least ask.

Hmmm. How many EBT cards for a lower?

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2013 12:05 AM (sqp6o)

453 Posted by: CarolT,
Yeah, there are a few different causes for dark circles under the eyes.

But if you know anyone who is a big time drug and alcohol abuser, it shows. It plays havoc on a woman's face. Sit in a courtroom some time. You can pick them out just by looking at them. They look at least 10 years older than they actually are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 12:07 AM (c2kdv)

454 It may well be if the Searchlight Strangler changes the Senate rules.....


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:03 AM (LRFds)

heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2013 12:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

455 "WSJ has live blogging at the Globes!"

Jeez, that's pitiful. And I agree with you about Rove's column. He's about as insignificant as the Golden Globes.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:08 AM (BStAJ)

456 447 carol T,

Al-NYT is simply rerunning their 1930s playbook.

Their ability to do so is arguably my and conservatives like me fault.

I was almost done with a history education degree when i looked at the politicization of history by Billy Ayers, looked at the NEA, looked at the kids and decided I'd rather slam hazmat cocktails down my gullet than teach.

I surrendered the battlefield when I probably had a duty to go be cannon fodder.

I know several right leaning peers who quit....

they ran us off....I have crawled under machine gun fire on an infiltration course, gotten up from being hit by a forklift and finished my shift after a 15 minute nurse break and done a few other brave things....

I am also cowardly enough or weak enough i grasped that Bill Ayers was probably gonna win on setting History narrative and that i was probably heading for an asylum if I had to teach three weeks of "Transgender Acquatic basket Weaving's Impact on the US founding" and two days of the Founding.

An exaggeration, but barely.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:09 AM (LRFds)

457
439 if you are from a state that has 2 senators but one representative is the representative position more prestigious?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2013 11:59 PM (Z9EHQ)


Nah, because the power is still 1 of 50 and the other is 1 of 435.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 12:09 AM (GULKT)

458 *Ahem* Avatar.


Never saw Avatar. I couldn't get past the commercials for it. Ole Cameron nuked the ole entertainment bridge with me after Titanic.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 14, 2013 12:09 AM (7dOq6)

459

sven: If you are considering "Trade" classes for your kid, I was told recently that unions have a problem with people who get their education from WyoTech. This might be true of other schools of this type

I'm not pro-union ... but when it comes to getting a job ...

I don't know the veracity of this information, but I choose to believe it. Additionally, WyoTech is a heap o' cash.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 14, 2013 12:10 AM (KzM0i)

460 442
'I'm coming more to the "how much can we not even conceive how little
information the 'low-information voter' has" point of view.'



As evidenced by all the Obama voters who had no idea that their
social security taxes were going to go up in 2013. These stupid people
are on Twitter, shocked!



How the hell can you have paid any attention at all to the campaign,
and not know that the social security tax cut was temporary? Hell, I
don't think some of these people even know that the payroll tax is the
social security tax.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 12:01 AM (c2kdv)

I have lib friends on the book face that actually thought that Obama cut taxes when they changed the withholding on SS temporarily. They really are very low information voters.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:10 AM (Zd/NW)

461 Hi folks.
God that sucks. I was in Lamar Smith's A rating district last time, and now I'm in Lloyd Dogget's F rated district. I can see Austin from where I am but I'm not in it. I'm even in a different county than Austin. I was robbed.

On the plus side, I got to try out the M2 at the farm today with my son. We were using it to clear cedar ( well the less than a few inch diameter ones anyway) LOTs of fun. I HATE cedar. He got to shoot his EBR for the first time as well. Big smiles were had by all. Farm is in an A rated district, I think I'll move there soon.


Posted by: BoGart at January 14, 2013 12:12 AM (Ugngr)

462 Dear god, watching this "Pete Rose" show on TV and he says that he teaches kids baseball the same way he managed the Reds.

I guess the bastid is betting on if the kids drop the balls.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:14 AM (Zd/NW)

463 I read an interesting article on the 80% lowers at http://kitup.military.com/ - scroll down a couple of articles. may be old news to some of our gunslingers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2013 12:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

464 "412 I have only pity for lohan.
Posted by: yankeefifth"

Yeah, she's self-destructing, and if you've ever seen her daddy on camera, you can see why she's so screwed up. He was on Celebrity Rehab or something. The creep is actually using his alcoholism to get attention on teevee. People I know who are addicts, don't go looking for publicity about their messed up lives.
That girl would have been better off if she'd been raised by wolves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 12:14 AM (c2kdv)

465 459 Arbalest,

Well if wife retires from the Army w/pension and we can set up a spread I suspect he will not be trying to go union.

I plan to have him stay in a bungalow until he marries and has issue then I will give him the main house.

A bigger house is supposed to have kid noise in it.

He's 13 and a 7th grader..."we'll see" WyoTech is nice but since he will likely be chasing his mother chasing the green machine I am thinking it'll be Texas, Louisiana, or some other southern point....

of course since I just typed that it'll be South Korea or outer mongolia.

Don't broadcast plans or hopes unless you enjoy hearing God's laughter.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:15 AM (LRFds)

466 Happy Sunday, everybody,

Stay healthy and happy ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 14, 2013 12:15 AM (TvO05)

467 It is really me, you vapid so-called "conservatives." Just because I have multiple hashes depending which computer I use, all the literate, correctly spelled Marys are really me.


The misspelled incoherent ramblings are sock puppets used by right wing corporate shills and vile whores who do not support our beloved President.

Vermont will use less electricity, and we will lead the way to a brighter tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 14, 2013 12:15 AM (1pJbs)

468 457 Buzzion,

While true you have a lot more sway with the pork cannon's precise control and graft potential as a solo act in the purse house than the senior assholes circuit across the hall.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:16 AM (LRFds)

469 462 Dear god, watching this "Pete Rose" show on TV and he says that he teaches kids baseball the same way he managed the Reds.

I guess the bastid is betting on if the kids drop the balls.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:14 AM (Zd/NW)


He ought never be in the Hall. Not cause of gambling, just general dickery. Makes Barry Bonds look like Mother Theresa.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2013 12:17 AM (jIaZt)

470 459 Never met a competent wrench from Wyotech. Like all private voc schools, once they have their check you're on your own

Posted by: DAve at January 14, 2013 12:18 AM (XDC0v)

471 Time to proceed forward!

Report: N. Korea Planning Nuclear Test This Week

http://tinyurl.com/a8mbh87

Posted by: World War Obama at January 14, 2013 12:18 AM (SOGo4)

472 "That and the free crap. I truly believe most of them don't care where it comes from, who it hurts and if it destroys everything.
Posted by: katya"

I'm kinda shocked at the people I know who are looking for ways to get on "disability".
One guy, in his fifties, who has become hard of hearing has tried to get on but was turned down. His doctor wouldn't play along. I've been around him a lot. He wears a hearing aid, and whatever hearing loss he has doesn't seem to affect his ability to carry on a conversation at all.

Disability has become a way for people to get free money without the stigma of welfare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 12:19 AM (c2kdv)

473 Time for bed. Goodnight, Horde. And goodnight, Ms. Cloggenstein, wherever you are.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 14, 2013 12:19 AM (5J54Q)

474 guess the bastid is betting on if the kids drop the balls. Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:14 AM (Zd/NW)

Heh. But he really was a fantastic player back in the day.

I bet (ha!) that he'll make the HOF - after he dies.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:19 AM (BStAJ)

475 463 yankeeFifth,

That's interesting...and I *am* really torn. I have machinists in the family and have been sorely tempted to finish a private weapon, but I know that BATF frowns on it and since wife is active duty if I were to use a miltary range or during one of commands' "getting to know(spy) on you" visits on or off post deciding I had an evil weapon I have not done so.

I am sincere in encouraging EVERYONE to follow the law to the letter and I mean local, and state as well.

Arguably from an ethical standpoint I am more serious about following local law than federal.

The feds are way too involved.

Follow it all but be friendly to your local politicians on the matter because in the end they are the ones who if things go wrong will have some measure of power.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:21 AM (LRFds)

476 Vermont will use less electricity, and we will lead the way to a brighter tomorrow.


... and don't sweat the skin cancer worries from the brighter CFLs ...

... it's for Gaia, and soon I will also be offering holistic balms and HMO care plans ...

... as soon as my tax guys give me the ok ...

Posted by: Al Gore, With his Tax Acountants Ready at January 14, 2013 12:22 AM (KzM0i)

477 470 DAve,

He wants to go to the Coast guard or US navy...

I have mixed feelings on that but I am certain he'll get an education there at a minimum.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:22 AM (LRFds)

478 474 Donna V,

He was....the Big red Machine was a force of nature...of course i was a johnny bench guy...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:23 AM (LRFds)

479 461 BoGart,

Nice....I'd do what makes you happy.

If I go back to Texas i will probably settle in Coryell county.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:25 AM (LRFds)

480 Hmmm...

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2013 12:26 AM (9kLGM)

481 and my capitalization and typo errors have reached critical mass....I'll spare y'all my drooling.

Be safe, be happy, and be aware.

Better days are coming, just the distance between here and there in play.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:26 AM (LRFds)

482 477 Yeah the recruiter told us that the services no longer tolerate any criminal record of any kind- they don't have to.

Posted by: DAve at January 14, 2013 12:28 AM (XDC0v)

483 "Not cause of gambling, just general dickery."

Ty Cobb was a huge dick - and he's normally ranked among one of the top 5 players of all time. It would be nice if there was a correlation between talent and decency - but there isn't, not in any field.

I used to work with a cardiologist I absolutely hated. Arrogant bastard, got into trouble a couple of times for sexually harassing nurses. I couldn't stand the guy - but if my ticker gave out, he was the guy I wanted them to call. He was a complete SOB, but he was the best cardiologist on staff by a long shot.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:28 AM (BStAJ)

484 Yeah, Lindsay Lohan could be used in anti-drug and
alcohol ads. She's in her early or mid Twenties and she looks like she's
in her thirties. She's had lines under her eyes for years.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM

She's very light skinned, so sooner or later a paparazzi will snap a shot of her with the telltale yellow tint of liver failure.

No plastic surgeon can fix that, no judge can let you off easy. If she was even approved for a liver transplant, the MSM could not protect those who are giving it to her.


Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:29 AM (wwsoB)

485 #429 Ousia


According to a guy I know who works at WallyWorld, corporate is handling all of the ordering and distro on guns and ammo due to the shortages and delays. Said he's seen it before with high-demand electronics around Christmas time.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2013 12:29 AM (9kLGM)

486 Also Piers Morgan Exposes Dana Loesch's Lack of Gun Knowledge by Just Making up Models, Calibers

Meaty, far be it from me to critique this, but should that be re-written?

Loesch is correcting Morgan, no?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 12:32 AM (yPX0e)

487 Good evening moron horde. Another work week, what's that word... ugh.

Posted by: zeera at January 14, 2013 12:33 AM (Lv9bM)

488 No plastic surgeon can fix that, no judge can let you off easy.
Posted by: kbdabear


Maybe it's Maybelline.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 12:36 AM (yPX0e)

489 Never argue with a pig. It doesn't do any good, and annoys the pig.

Posted by: mojo at January 14, 2013 12:36 AM (d/67n)

490 They will have to battle the computers in two key areas -

I'd expect it will skip shift, actually maybe direct shift faster than a human. Dunno how the 4-8 cylinder works but it's liable to be damn quick.

But yikes your style critiques are bang on, Camaro hood + tail, Ferrari sides and WTF a fish decal.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2013 12:36 AM (I3vTd)

491 Restaurant Impossible is an awesome time waster.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2013 12:36 AM (jIaZt)

492
Yeah, she's self-destructing, and if you've ever
seen her daddy on camera, you can see why she's so screwed up. He was
on Celebrity Rehab or something. The creep is actually using his
alcoholism to get attention on teevee. People I know who are addicts,
don't go looking for publicity about their messed up lives.

That girl would have been better off if she'd been raised by wolves.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 12:14 AM (c2kdv)

Momma Lohan uses her to get into all the right clubs and parties cause Momma needs to keep her name out there.
The whole entertainment industry is so fucking sleazy.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:37 AM (Zd/NW)

493 Fuglut: practice girl.

You know, on the nights you don't wanna run game and buy drinks for three hours.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2013 12:41 AM (I2LwF)

494 397
Yep the new 2014 Corvette Stingray has been unveiled. And Corvette
owners who like to have fun will probably hate them. Why do I say that?
They will have to battle the computers in two key areas - fuel and
shifting. To boost mileage during highway drives, the motor will switch
to a 4 cylinder mode. And the seven speed transmission will try to
anticipate your shifts.

http://tinyurl.com/agnx7p2


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2013 11:42 PM

I don't care much for the new bodywork, makes it look like a Nissan GTA with a Camaro ass end

If they're really upgrading the interior from rental care grade to something fitting for the price range, that would be welcome.

I'll wait to see how it tests on Top Gear before speculating any further. Clarkson and Hammond both like the Corvette in spite of it's flimsiness because it's "good cheap fun". If they're trying to compete with the supercars, Clarkson especially will pronounce it to be "pretentious rubbish".

50 grand to over 100 grand leaves a lot of leeway with options. The 50K version would be a lesser engine with the rental car interiors I would imagine, the better quality would be for those laying out the Lamborghini money.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:43 AM (wwsoB)

495 By the bye, I've been reading about the HOF shut out this year, and I've been really irritated because people keep pointing out Cobb was a *gasp* racist. The worst thing about Cobb was not that he held racial views that were very common in the early part of the 20th century, it's that he treated lots of people - black and white - like crap. He wasn't just a dick to blacks, or to fellow ballplayers, but to fans and waitresses and clerks - to lots of people. As Florence King pointed out, Cobb was the Southern antithesis to the Good Ole Boy. He was a Mean Ole Boy - and his meanness was Equal Opportunity Meanness.

But, according to sportswriters and commentators now, the reason Cobb was awful is because he wasn't enlightened on racial matters like they are. I am not only po'ed at people who see racism everywhere, I'm annoyed by people who seem to think it is The Only, And The Biggest, Sin anyone can commit.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:44 AM (BStAJ)

496 I hate people who talk about the zero sum game, until it's about govt. spending than there are multipliers everywhere.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2013 12:44 AM (NzBQO)

497 Momma Lohan uses her to get into all the right clubs and parties cause Momma needs to keep her name out there.
The whole entertainment industry is so fucking sleazy.
Posted by: MrCaniac


Fame
Bowie, Lennon

Fame, (fame) what you like is in the limo
Fame, (fame) what you get is no tomorrow
Fame, (fame) what you need you have to borrow

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 12:45 AM (yPX0e)

498 I'm not planning to fukk her eyes

Don't knock it until you try it.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 13, 2013 11:44 PM (o1kXv)


Hey, a hole is a hole, right?

Posted by: [Redacted] at January 14, 2013 12:47 AM (Vk2pI)

499 469

He ought never be in the Hall. Not cause of gambling, just general dickery. Makes Barry Bonds look like Mother Theresa.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2013 12:17 AM (jIaZt)

I went up to some games back in 89 right before he got banned, and I was talking with some guys at the game, and they said everyone loved Pete the player but hated Pete the man. One guy worked out at the same gym as the players, and he said Rose would flip off the players while they were working out. Not playing around flipping off your buddies, but F U flipping them off. His favorite target was Dave Parker because Parker didn't take his shit.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:47 AM (Zd/NW)

500 Sven10077-
I never watched Dexter until the past month or so. I love Homeland and had Showtime on before it started and thought it looked like something I would like. I watched all seven seasons on demand in the past month.
My brother wants FIOS but it's not available here six miles north of Boston. City next to me has it in some areas. I think they don't want it here.
They want Steve Wynn Casino here though.

I don't want to buy DVDs because I did that once and it cost around $100f for all previous seasons of Rescue Me. I watched once, I started watching that in 2009, I had years to catch up on. Now all are available on Comcast on demand.

From what I have heard, Comcast vs Verizon is comparing six of one and half dozen of the other. Nothing is perfect.

Posted by: CarolT at January 14, 2013 12:48 AM (z4WKX)

501 If you need a computer to tell you when to shift, your ass doesn't belong in the seat of anything more than a Minivan. I'm not a pro but I can go by sound and feel when it's time to shift, with a glimpse at the tach to make sure I don't red line it

Next thing you know, the computers will tell you when to brake and accelerate, eliminating the reason you buy that kind of car in the first place, to experience driving yourself.

But with today's overprotected and overteched juiceboxers, who knows.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:48 AM (wwsoB)

502 Didn't Ty Cobb go into the stands and beat the shit out os a disabled man?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 12:51 AM (Dnbau)

503 That was news to me - just as it was news to met a half-Portugese (sp?), half-Irish guy from Worchester MA and find out that that is a fairly common combination in eastern Mass. Of course I knew about the Irish, the Portugese, no.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:04 AM (BStAJ)


Lot's of Portuguese in New England. Fall River is practically Portugal's third largest city.

Thing is, they are not descended from the mainland Portuguese, but primarily from the Azores.

The Portuguese became the designation sub-human in the 19th and early 20th century to the point that most New Englanders would rather their daughters marry a black man who was a drunkard with gambling problems, than for her to be even looked at by a Portuguese.

If you read "Dagon" by Lovecraft, you'll notice that the "woman" who turns out to be a Dagon creature is described as being "Portuguese."

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 12:51 AM (Vk2pI)

504 50 grand to over 100 grand leaves a lot of
leeway with options. The 50K version would be a lesser engine with the
rental car interiors I would imagine, the better quality would be for
those laying out the Lamborghini money.



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:43 AM (wwsoB)


No matter how you slice it, you're transferring earned cash to Government Motors. They're dead to me.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 12:53 AM (kaalw)

505 Heh. But he really was a fantastic player back in the day.



I bet (ha!) that he'll make the HOF - after he dies.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:19 AM (BStAJ)

478
474 Donna V,

He was....the Big red Machine was a force of nature...of course i was a johnny bench guy...


Posted by: sven10077 at January 14, 2013 12:23 AM (LRFds)
If he got in after he dies, that would be okay with me.

Sven, I was a Johnny Bench guy too, then a Ron Oester guy, and I wish that there was a way they could get Larkin back into the family, but I've heard Larkin is "difficult".


Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:53 AM (Zd/NW)

506 found it

Cobb sprang into the stands and went after him. It turned out that Lueker recently lost a hand and several fingers on his other hand in an industrial accident. That was fine by Cobb – it just made the beat down that much easier. Fans screamed to Cobb how could he hit a man without hands. Cobb retorted he didn’t care if the man had no feet – he was going to pay.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 12:53 AM (Dnbau)

507 As a Mets fan, I'm pissed that they dissed Mike Piazza for the HOF. When he showed up at Shea, he was the reason they made the playoffs in 99 and the WS in 2000. He also carried the offense in the bad years after.

Mike Piazza hitting a homer in the first game after 9/11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBMC1tA4CdM

The Mets were out of contention then, but the crowd shook the stands at Shea as if it was the 7th game of the Series

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:55 AM (wwsoB)

508 501
If you need a computer to tell you when to shift, your ass doesn't
belong in the seat of anything more than a Minivan. I'm not a pro but I
can go by sound and feel when it's time to shift, with a glimpse at the
tach to make sure I don't red line it

Next thing you know, the
computers will tell you when to brake and accelerate, eliminating the
reason you buy that kind of car in the first place, to experience
driving yourself.

But with today's overprotected and overteched juiceboxers, who knows.



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:48 AM (wwsoB)


And the computers won't have the faintest clue as to what you will want to do 30 or 40 seconds down the road......

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 12:56 AM (kaalw)

509 502
Didn't Ty Cobb go into the stands and beat the shit out os a disabled man?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 12:51 AM (Dnbau)

Hey, I beat the shit out of an old man in the locker room!

Posted by: Rob Dibble at January 14, 2013 12:57 AM (Zd/NW)

510 Sven, I was a Johnny Bench guy too, then a Ron
Oester guy, and I wish that there was a way they could get Larkin back
into the family, but I've heard Larkin is "difficult".




Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 12:53 AM

Larkin was there when Marge Schott owned the club. I don't blame him if he's got bad memories of his days there.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:57 AM (wwsoB)

511 sports writers admit they didn't vote for Piazza because they suspected he used steroids.

Fine. Lets ear how they vote when the Yankees come up. Half the team on two world series winning teams were on the list

Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 12:57 AM (Dnbau)

512
Hey, I beat the shit out of an old man in the locker room!


Posted by: Rob Dibble at January 14, 2013 12:57 AM

Fuck you Dibble.

Posted by: Lou Piniella at January 14, 2013 12:58 AM (Zd/NW)

513
507 As a Mets fan, I'm pissed that they dissed Mike Piazza for the HOF. When he showed up at Shea, he was the reason they made the playoffs in 99 and the WS in 2000. He also carried the offense in the bad years after.Mike Piazza hitting a homer in the first game after 9/11http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBMC1tA4CdMThe Mets were out of contention then, but the crowd shook the stands at Shea as if it was the 7th game of the Series
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:55 AM (wwsoB)


I heard some of the explanation as to why they didn't get anyone for the HOF this time is because of all the players from the "steroid era" being up for it and so the sportswriters are still pissed at those guys. So they might eventually get in, just not any time soon.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 12:58 AM (GULKT)

514 Didn't Ty Cobb go into the stands and beat the shit out os a disabled man? Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 12:51 AM (Dnbau)

Yes - because the guy called him "a half-n*****r."
Cobb was a total SOB - but a great player.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 12:59 AM (BStAJ)

515 If you need a computer to tell you when to shift

http://tinyurl.com/b7nkpn6

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2013 12:59 AM (I3vTd)

516 I know one of Piniella's nephews. He says he is a sonna of a bitch

Posted by: Thunderb at January 14, 2013 01:00 AM (Dnbau)

517 If you need a computer to tell you when to shift, your ass doesn't belong in the seat of anything more than a Minivan. I'm not a pro but I can go by sound and feel when it's time to shift, with a glimpse at the tach to make sure I don't red line it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:48 AM (wwsoB)


I know what you mean. It's becoming harder and harder to find stick shifts now-a-days. People just don't know how to drive them anymore.

I will only buy stick shift cars. I always go by the sound alone. Unfortunatly, my car is one of those that tried to tell you when to shift. The problem is that I will keep it in lower gears in order to properly accelerate, even though the d**n gage us telling me do upshift.

I like the control over the car, and the ability to accelerate beyond what a automatic would allow me with a similar engine.

Of course, many of the 20-something "children" probably still have Mommy driving them around...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 01:00 AM (Vk2pI)

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:01 AM (Zd/NW)

519 Larkin was there when Marge Schott owned the club. I don't blame him if he's got bad memories of his days there.



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:57 AM (wwsoB)

Considering her dogs used to shit on the field, there were a probably a bunch of them pissed off about their time there.
Eric Davis is also pretty sore about having to arrange his own travel back from Oakland in 90 after lacerating his liver in Game 4 of the World Series.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:05 AM (Zd/NW)

520 The junk has shifted.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 14, 2013 01:05 AM (ef4b+)

521 "I am not only po'ed at people who see racism everywhere, I'm annoyed by people who seem to think it is The Only, And The Biggest, Sin anyone can commit."

Yes, judging people by today's standard is foolish. But also, in my experience, people who are aggressively racist, throwing around the n word in a mean manner, are nasty in general. They're not just nasty to blacks. One woman, who would refer to people she worked with as n words, if you were sitting with her in a restaurant, would refer to an overweight stranger at another table as a fat pig.

A neighbor of mine who was the same way, called her own mother, who was in her eighties, a bitch.
Most people are reasonably decent to others, the ones who aren't, you avoid.

I feel that overt racism has little to do with political views. Those liberals who think racism is rampant among conservatives, but that liberals are more tolerant and unbiased, should spend some time around union members when there aren't any minorities around. And they should sit at happy hour with white teachers who have urban students.

Accusations of racism have become nothing more than a political tool.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 01:05 AM (c2kdv)

522 Yeah, I think Piazza should have gotten in too.

I think Bonds and Clemons will get in - eventually. I suspect the voters wanted to deny them the honor of getting in on the first ballot.

Doesn't look like McGuire is going to get in, though.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:06 AM (BStAJ)

523 I heard some of the explanation as to why they
didn't get anyone for the HOF this time is because of all the players
from the "steroid era" being up for it and so the sportswriters are
still pissed at those guys. So they might eventually get in, just not
any time soon.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 12:58 AM

Bunch of preachy leftist assholes like Lupica and Costas who still fap to their Mickey Mantle cards. These guys didn't have a problem when the fans came back to watch the balls flying out after the 94 strike. These are also the same lefties who tell us not to "judge" anyone who was involved in a murder, unless it disturbs the "purity" of their childhood memories, when the game was "pure"


Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:07 AM (wwsoB)

524 Good Night Horde,
I cannot keep my eyes open though I have used drops several times today.

Now it is Monday and back to work.

God Bless and Sweet Dreams.
Caroll

Posted by: CarolT at January 14, 2013 01:07 AM (z4WKX)

525 517
If you need a computer to tell you when to shift, your ass doesn't
belong in the seat of anything more than a Minivan. I'm not a pro but I
can go by sound and feel when it's time to shift, with a glimpse at the
tach to make sure I don't red line it



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 12:48 AM (wwsoB)



I know what you mean. It's becoming harder and harder to find stick
shifts now-a-days. People just don't know how to drive them anymore.



I will only buy stick shift cars. I always go by the sound alone.


Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 01:00 AM (Vk2pI)



When I bought my latest car, there were 14 stick-shift EX Accord wagons in the state.of California. I visited, IIRC, five of them before getting a good deal on a sixth. If you change lanes and lug the engine with a manual in front of a semi, you screwed up -- same scenario with an automatic, you never had a chance.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 01:09 AM (kaalw)

526
523 I heard some of the explanation as to why they didn't get anyone for the HOF this time is because of all the players from the "steroid era" being up for it and so the sportswriters are still pissed at those guys. So they might eventually get in, just not any time soon. Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 12:58 AMBunch of preachy leftist assholes like Lupica and Costas who still fap to their Mickey Mantle cards. These guys didn't have a problem when the fans came back to watch the balls flying out after the 94 strike. These are also the same lefties who tell us not to "judge" anyone who was involved in a murder, unless it disturbs the "purity" of their childhood memories, when the game was "pure"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:07 AM (wwsoB)


Well for me its just assholes vs assholes. Lefty douchebag journalists, and pathetic cheating scumbags.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 01:10 AM (GULKT)

527 sports writers admit they didn't vote for Piazza because they suspected he used steroids.

Did journalists put journalists in charge of who gets in the Hall of Fame? How does that work?

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 01:10 AM (FcR7P)

528 Evenin' again.

Somethin' tells me I'm rocketing towards funemployment.

I need advice, should I wait to be fired or should I just resign?

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 01:13 AM (4ixH5)

529 Considering her dogs used to shit on the field, there were a probably a bunch of them pissed off about their time there.
Eric
Davis is also pretty sore about having to arrange his own travel back
from Oakland in 90 after lacerating his liver in Game 4 of the World
Series.


Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:05 AM

Larkin's tolerance for that nutty old bag was done when umpire John McSherry had a heart attack on the field and died on the way to the hospital. Schott wanted the game to resume even though the players and ump crew were both very shaken up. Larkin particularly said he couldn't go back on the field in good conscience

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (wwsoB)

530 "But also, in my experience, people who are aggressively racist, throwing around the n word in a mean manner, are nasty in general."

Well, yeah, that was my point about Ty Cobb - he was generally mean to EVERYONE, not just black people. When he stole bases, he'd purposely slide in feet first and aim his spikes at the legs of the infielders, trying to draw blood.

IMO, a definite HOFer and a great player, but when he died, only 3 baseball people bothered to show up at his funeral.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (BStAJ)

531
528 Evenin' again.Somethin' tells me I'm rocketing towards funemployment.I need advice, should I wait to be fired or should I just resign?
Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 01:13 AM (4ixH5)


Start looking for a new job.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (GULKT)

532
I cannot keep my eyes open though I have used drops several times today.

Super glue works real well for that.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (+9AX9)

533 528
Evenin' again.

Somethin' tells me I'm rocketing towards funemployment.

I need advice, should I wait to be fired or should I just resign?


Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 01:13 AM

In most states you can't collect funemployment if you quit. Make them fire you.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:15 AM (wwsoB)

534 527
sports writers admit they didn't vote for Piazza because they suspected he used steroids.



Did journalists put journalists in charge of who gets in the Hall of Fame? How does that work?

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 01:10 AM (FcR7P)



Next up, baseball players refuse HOF awards from journalists snorting blow off hookers' asses. I think the reverse current just junked my give-a-shit-o-meter.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 01:15 AM (kaalw)

535
I need advice, should I wait to be fired or should I just resign.

If you quit, no funployment pay.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 14, 2013 01:15 AM (+9AX9)

536 Start looking for a new job.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (GULKT)

Ahead of you there but I don't know if I'll be making it through the week.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

537 Robert, that sucks, but make em fire you. Then, unemployment bennies. I'm sure you'll land on your feet.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2013 01:18 AM (jIaZt)

538 Well if you're already looking might as well just see it through and wait for them to can you.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 01:19 AM (GULKT)

539 Harley,

Find a job and then wait to be fired. Always the chance that the management might be willing to nego your contract.

Always have a Plan B.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:20 AM (yPX0e)

540 I bought a new BMW in 2011, they screwed up the car. Unless I turn it off every time I start it, it will turn off at stops, it's supposed to save gas but I think it sucks. I have had four BMWs since 1986, the last one from 1/22/1996 to 11/9/2011. It was the classic 1995 5 series.

Posted by: CarolT at January 14, 2013 01:20 AM (z4WKX)

541 I like the control over the car, and the ability to accelerate beyond what a automatic would allow me with a similar engine.



Of course, many of the 20-something "children" probably still have Mommy driving them around...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 01:00 AM

Europeans and Brits still have a high percentage of manual gearboxes in their cars. If you're going to spend a lot of time in LA type traffic, stick with the automatic transmission. If you're going to take it out on the mountain roads, stick shift is the only way to go.

I used to think that traction control was for wusses, but a few have told me that with the power some of these higher end sedans put out, ESC keeps the car from killing you.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:21 AM (wwsoB)

542 As for funemployment pay, Texas only covers you if you lose your job through no fault of your own and my employer, who isn't fit to run a popsicle stand, seems to be in the process of piling bullshit on top of more bullshit.

Pretty sure welfare is out of the question.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 01:22 AM (4ixH5)

543
Of course, many of the 20-something "children" probably still have Mommy driving them around...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 01:00 AM (Vk2pI)

A kid down the street got a BMW M3 for his birthday a few years ago, and he came over to ask me if I could teach him how to drive a stick. Could not believe he was given a car he couldn't drive, but last year he got into big trouble. His dad died a couple of years ago, and he would come up here during breaks in school and get drunk with his "boys". One night at 3am, they decided our neighborhood would make a nice place to have a drag strip. MrsC was not amused and almost made me call the police, but she decided not to. A little while later we noticed some flashing lights, and lo and behold, the cops had busted him. He blew a .18, and got a free night in the Greybar Hotel. Needless to say, his mother made him sell his dad's house (they were divorced) and go back to school.
If cars keep going towards electric motors and the other stuff they have now, when the zombie apocalypse happens, all the manual transmission vehicles will be ripe for the picking for all of us who learned how to drive them.
As Jeremy Clarkson shows in this video, driving a manual transmission can be hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhBoE56OEs

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:23 AM (Zd/NW)

544 Is funemployment a "Good Thing"? I thought I read that in Vogue, which is my paper of record.

Posted by: Eduardo at January 14, 2013 01:23 AM (lsInJ)

545 uh, oh, it's almost 1:30. Night.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2013 01:25 AM (c2kdv)

546 "there is the chance that"

ugg, edit!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:25 AM (yPX0e)

547
weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:20 AM

Wrong person. I've been there 37yrs. They'll have to shut the place down before they get to me.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 14, 2013 01:25 AM (+9AX9)

548 He blew a .18, and got a free night in the Greybar Hotel. Needless to say, his mother made him sell his dad's house (they were divorced) and go back to school.
If cars keep going towards electric motors and the other stuff they have now, when the zombie apocalypse happens, all the manual transmission vehicles will be ripe for the picking for all of us who learned how to drive them.
Posted by: MrCaniac


THIS is why blogs are awesome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:27 AM (yPX0e)

549 Beemers are too overteched, Mercedes have fantastic engines but the reliability is almost like they send them to the Italians to build them. Audis seem to be the best out there right now

Want to know what I'd love to have? A British Mini before BMW took them over and made them bigger. Like driving a go-cart, lots of fun for a tiny econobox.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:27 AM (wwsoB)

550
Evening morans.

I saw on the American Thinker that a writer has taken up or used or come up with on his own what I had stated here on Friday. Let's organize the
MILLION MAGAZINE MARCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Thousands of us deposit one 30 round magazine each at the Washington Monument and tell DC to go fuck themselves. If it's good enough for David Gregory it's good enough for us!!!

Would anyone on here be willing to do that??

Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!!!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at January 14, 2013 01:28 AM (PXmA4)

551 Larkin's tolerance for that nutty old bag was done
when umpire John McSherry had a heart attack on the field and died on
the way to the hospital. Schott wanted the game to resume even though
the players and ump crew were both very shaken up. Larkin particularly
said he couldn't go back on the field in good conscience



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (wwsoB)

Thanks for reminding me of that. I forgot about that, and I forgot about her firing all of the team's scouts because "all they did was sit around and watch baseball". That is the reason why from 1990 until the last couple of years, the Reds have been at the bottom of the standings.
But that fucking St. Bernard of hers was front and center.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:29 AM (Zd/NW)

552 535

I need advice, should I wait to be fired or should I just resign.

If you quit, no funployment pay.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 14, 2013 01:15 AM (+9AX9)



To be more clear, if fired "for cause" or quit, no funemployment. If laid-off due to lack of work, two years.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 01:30 AM (kaalw)

553 Did journalists put journalists in charge of who gets in the Hall of Fame? How does that work? Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 01:10 AM (FcR7P)

Yeah, I don't like steroids one bit, but journalists getting on a moral high horse, that's a bit rich. As for some era when baseball was "pure" - really, when would that be? I love Hank Aaron. If you ever saw the man interviewed, he's the epitome of class. And yet, old Hammerin' Hank has admitted to popping uppers back in the day. "Greenies" were used in the '60's and '70's (I would imagine players used uppers to get through a 162 game season as much as for any edge on the field. From April through September they're spending a lot of time hopping planes and living out of suitcases.) In the '80's, a lot of coke was used.

Was baseball purer in the days when spitballs were legal and corked bats were common?

I love baseball (it's heresy for a cheesehead but I love it more than any other sport) , but the idea that once upon a time it was pure and baseball players were noble, instead of guys who would take advantage of anything that would give them a competitive edge, is a pretty shaky one.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:30 AM (BStAJ)

554 It can measure the exact position you pushed the loud pedal to and the rate you pushed it there in CPU timeframes and shift in .1 second or less. It doesn't need to know or care what you're going to do in 30 seconds.

wiki John Henry

http://tinyurl.com/b2ahdn


Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2013 01:31 AM (I3vTd)

555 As Jeremy Clarkson shows in this video, driving a manual transmission can be hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhBoE56OEs


Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:23 AM

Jezza apologized for that one, I think it occurred to him that having lorry drivers pissed at you was more hazardous to your health than having straw armed enviromentalists whining about you.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:31 AM (wwsoB)

556 Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:23 AM (Zd/NW)




On top of anything else, if you can't drive a manual, you can't manage a motorcycle, a tractor, or a variety of other types of machinery. You're just helpless.....the way the state likes it.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 01:34 AM (kaalw)

557 Harley,

I'm not in your industry, and my advice is worthless, but still, always have a Plan B.

Further, think about how tight-knit the industry.

This can be a make or break decision point.

My limited, amateur opinion in all employment situations is "Don't burn bridges, ever."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:34 AM (yPX0e)

558 But that fucking St. Bernard of hers was front and center. Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:29 AM (Zd/NW)

Ha! And didn't she have a Schnauzer at some point? I remember Rollie Fingers passed on an lucrative opportunity to play for Cinni because Schott had a rule that all her players be clean-shaven and Fingers couldn't bear to part with his handlebar mustache. He said he would shave his mustache if Marge Schott shaved her Schnauzer. Of course, Rollie might not have been referring to her dog.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:35 AM (BStAJ)

559 But that fucking St. Bernard of hers was front and center.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:29 AM (Zd/NW)


I did get to see the old hag walking around with her dogs once. I was in marching band in high school and we did the opening day parade in 1998 I believe and she came through the area the bands were warming up with her dog or dogs. Can't remember if she had one or two there.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 01:36 AM (GULKT)

560 George Steinbrenner forbid beards and long hair for a long time too.

Difference is, Steinbrenner paid his players top dollar

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:38 AM (wwsoB)

561 Dang it! I'm not here.

Posted by: Mindfulguy at January 14, 2013 01:38 AM (ZvBwL)

562 Night Horde.

Might be around this week. Graveyard shift, we'll see if this site has wifi.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2013 01:39 AM (jIaZt)

563 Well, yeah, that was my point about Ty Cobb - he was
generally mean to EVERYONE, not just black people. When he stole bases,
he'd purposely slide in feet first and aim his spikes at the legs of
the infielders, trying to draw blood.



IMO, a definite HOFer and a great player, but when he died, only 3 baseball people bothered to show up at his funeral.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:14 AM (BStAJ)

At my college's Homecoming this past fall, MrsC and I were walking around with one of my friends who now works at the school. We were talking about all the construction that happened in the last 10 years, especially to the athletic facilities. We then walked by "Ty Cobb Ballpark". I was kind of confused and asked WTF Ty Cobb ever had to do with Hampden-Sydney, the guy laughed and said "nothing", his granddaughter donated the money to build the stadium and that is what she wanted it called.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:40 AM (Zd/NW)

564 I think Schott's craziness exasperated the other owners that they jumped on the first chance to legally force her to sell.

If Selig wasn't Wilpon's butt-boy, those psycho crooks would be forced to sell too, just like Frank McCourt was with the Dodgers.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:41 AM (wwsoB)

565 Dang it! I'm not here.
Posted by: Mindfulguy

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:41 AM (yPX0e)

566 http://tracking-point.com/

Shooting fans really need to check this out.

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 01:41 AM (kcfmt)

567
weft cut-loop at January 14, 2013 01:34 AM

Put the drink down and step away. You want to talk to Robert at January 14, 2013 01:18 AM

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 14, 2013 01:43 AM (+9AX9)

568 If you need a computer to tell you when to shift,

Worse than that, "Turn left in 300 feet..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 01:45 AM (FcR7P)

569 #290

It doesn't cost much to register a domain name and have it hosted somewhere for mail. I have a very rare last name, so it was easy to come up with a domain choice and my main email address is my first name @ my last name dot com.

Most people can't get that but the cost for having my stuff that isn't tied to the wire connecting my house is only about a $100 a year.

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 01:49 AM (kcfmt)

570 558
But that fucking St. Bernard of hers was front and center. Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:29 AM (Zd/NW)



Ha! And didn't she have a Schnauzer at some point? I remember Rollie
Fingers passed on an lucrative opportunity to play for Cinni because
Schott had a rule that all her players be clean-shaven and Fingers
couldn't bear to part with his handlebar mustache. He said he would
shave his mustache if Marge Schott shaved her Schnauzer. Of course,
Rollie might not have been referring to her dog.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:35 AM (BStAJ)

559
But that fucking St. Bernard of hers was front and center.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:29 AM (Zd/NW)



I did get to see the old hag walking around with her dogs once. I
was in marching band in high school and we did the opening day parade in
1998 I believe and she came through the area the bands were warming up
with her dog or dogs. Can't remember if she had one or two there.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2013 01:36 AM (GULKT)

560
George Steinbrenner forbid beards and long hair for a long time too.

Difference is, Steinbrenner paid his players top dollar



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2013 01:38 AM (wwsoB)

The team had the rule in place forever, not just when she was there, and the Reds only stopped paying top dollar for players when she took over the team. She was fucking cheap, to put it mildly. When Eric Davis lacerated his liver trying to make a catch in Game 4 of the World Series in 90, she wouldn't pay to fly him home in a private plane. He had to be kept in a stretcher, so he couldn't fly back commercially.
I still remember being at a game in 92 when she took that fucking St Bernard out onto the field and it took a dump right on the Riverfront plastic grass.
IIRC, didn't she have some of the elephants from the Cincy Zoo in the stadium one Opening Day, and a couple of the elephants took dumps on the plastic grass?

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:51 AM (Zd/NW)

571 Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:40 AM (Zd/NW)

Cobb was a SOB - but no dumb jock. He did product endorsements for Coca-Cola back in the early 1900's and ended up owning an awful lot of stock in the company. So he was a very rich man when he died - at a time when baseball players didn't make the fortunes they do today. I would imagine that his grandkids have benefited from the old bastard's financial savvy.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:52 AM (BStAJ)

572 Good God, I just noticed the time. It's been fun talking about various Assholes of Baseball - but I gonna go to bed. Goodnight, morons!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2013 01:56 AM (BStAJ)

573 Night all.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:57 AM (Zd/NW)

574 Good night, Donna, MrCaniac.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 02:03 AM (4ixH5)

575 Posted by: MrCaniac at January 14, 2013 01:23 AM (Zd/NW)

I had to special order my Camaro to get a stick.... they just are not making many....

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2013 02:04 AM (lZBBB)

576 morons are buying corvettes? I am sure gm owes me at least half of one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2013 02:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

577 The big news here was that it was a "go pantless on BART" day, apparently.
Yuck.

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2013 02:04 AM (5NO2z)

578 Is it pantless or pantsless?

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2013 02:07 AM (5NO2z)

579 The big news here was that it was a "go pantless on BART" day, apparently.

And you just know that they're working as hard as they can right now on their nightly scrub-down of all the seats. I wonder how long this year's flu will last in those rolling homeless shelters?

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2013 02:08 AM (FcR7P)

580 I stayed off BART trains for a long time now. I have no colds or flu this season (knock on vinyl).

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2013 02:17 AM (5NO2z)

581

FYI - Apparently Jodie Foster came out as a Lesbitarian at the Golden Globe Awards. in a rambling semi-coherent speech.

This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:25 AM (kdS6q)

582 Current reading on Weatherunderground -- 32....current reading on remote sensor under the eaves -- 39.....current forecast, WU -- 27. For this neighborhood, it's awfully chilly.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 02:26 AM (kaalw)

583 Looking at the NRA map, I have a weird desire to call in airstrikes really close to my own position.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 02:29 AM (kaalw)

584 Just went out to the garage to get more beer -- it's colder in the garage than in the fridge.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 02:33 AM (kaalw)

585
Apple reportedly sent word to suppliers in December that it would be reducing parts orders for the recently released iPhone 5 on "weaker-than-expected" demand, with some orders being cut in half from original expectations.




*tweet* *tweet* *gasp choke THUD*

Posted by: The Canary in the Coal Mine

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:35 AM (kdS6q)

586 585

Apple reportedly sent word to suppliers in December that it would be
reducing parts orders for the recently released iPhone 5 on
"weaker-than-expected" demand, with some orders being cut in half from
original expectations.




*tweet* *tweet* *gasp choke THUD*

Posted by: The Canary in the Coal Mine


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2013 02:35 AM (kdS6q)




*pump* *pump* *pump*

Breathe, damn you! BREATHE!!!!

Posted by: Silicon Valley at January 14, 2013 02:39 AM (kaalw)

587 Ugh.

I'm sittin' here thinking what the fuck am I gonna do without a job?

Jesus, this region sucks and I can't find shit now how am I gonna find anything if I'm canned?

If I resign at least it's on my own terms.

Fuck me but I wish I had a stiff drink on hand.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 02:43 AM (4ixH5)

588 Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 02:43 AM (4ixH5)

What you need more than anything right now is to put one foot in front of the other. I know that's easier to say than to do.

I had a miserable three-year job search where I sustained myself borrowing and with temp jobs, lived above a garage, and every so often stretched canned food and rice an awful long time.

But here I am... wait, bad example. You'll do better than that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 02:49 AM (bxiXv)

589 35F currently in Castaic, with a predicted low of 28F.

Strangely not that bad outside. I wore shorts this afternoon when I took a bunch of recycling over to the local supermarket, then made a Costco run. I do it as much to annoy people as for my own comfort.

I still have to keep the vent to my room closed so as to not be roasted by the level the mother and sister keep the heating at. I suspect they're becoming lizards in their old age.

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 02:51 AM (kcfmt)

590 Delurking just to say goodnight.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 14, 2013 03:00 AM (JKNDp)

591 Night all.

Here is Mutant Squad with "Remember"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-wt175zLg

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2013 03:02 AM (Vk2pI)

592 Roberto,

Get fired, don't quit. Even if they fire you for cause, they will have to have their ducks in order to keep you from collecting funemployment.

At a fundamental level, the state UE agent will be on the employee's side. So if the company doesn't have documented proof that they gave you an employee manual, that said manual has clear guidelines on how they go about separating poor employees, and then have a steady written set of escalating steps they took to get you back into conformance, then...you win and get to collect UE.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2013 03:08 AM (cHZB7)

593
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 02:49 AM (bxiXv)

Thanks, Mero, you're a good man.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 03:10 AM (4ixH5)

594
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2013 03:08 AM (cHZB7)

But two things to keep in mind I don't want to explain why I was fired from my last job to potential employers and funemployment...well I make fook all so funemployment would pay a fraction of that so it's not something I'd really lose sleep over not getting.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 03:17 AM (4ixH5)

595 594


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2013 03:08 AM (cHZB7)

But
two things to keep in mind I don't want to explain why I was fired from
my last job to potential employers and funemployment...well I make fook
all so funemployment would pay a fraction of that so it's not something
I'd really lose sleep over not getting.


Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 03:17 AM (4ixH5)


If your job is really going away, do the regular funemployment tango. If it's a management fuckup, take funemployment over exposing what retards they have been.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 03:25 AM (kaalw)

596 Thanks, Mero, you're a good man.

Posted by: Robert at January 14, 2013 03:10 AM (4ixH5)


And it seems like everything's going to shit now, but you will look back on these times and say "well that kind of sucked."

Because it will be better then than it is now!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2013 03:36 AM (bxiXv)

597 Find out what the laws are in your state. CA has things so screwed up that short of murdering the boss a former employer cannot say much about you that might be regarded negatively.

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 03:36 AM (kcfmt)

598
Apple reportedly sent word to suppliers in December that it would be
reducing parts orders for the recently released iPhone 5 on "weaker-than-expected" demand, with some orders being cut in half from original expectations.


I know why.

I got an Apple G3 about two years ago and thought it it was great. The thing sucks now. Apps open by themselves. Itunes starts playing spontaneously. I can't browse from locations I could when it was new. Upgrading some apps require 5,000 word agreements that could require my first born child. The speaker phone function died.

Why would I want to by a new $200 iphone that's gonna shit the bed as soon as the warranty expires?

I definitely want something else but I'm wondering if I'm gonna lose the 1,000+ songs I've got. Apple has really pissed me off with the first product or theirs I bought.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 14, 2013 03:40 AM (tOkJB)

599 So long as you keep a backup on your computer, your song purchases should be available anywhere you have iTunes installed. If any of them are DRM controlled there are numerous tools to break that.

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 03:49 AM (kcfmt)

600 Epo, How was CES?

Posted by: Jerry at January 14, 2013 04:15 AM (4SKYj)

601 #600

Ok, I suppose. I didn't see much of it because I was so wiped when I got a day off from work I had no energy to look at much of the show floor beyond the Sands CC. I never got to the LVCC until Friday when we had to pull our equipment out of the Lenovo tent before headed home. I didn't learn about the new 10 Gbps speed for USB 3.0 until today, for example. (See AnandTech for coverage of that.)

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 04:31 AM (kcfmt)

602 Off to bed now. Have to help unload the trailer in Pasadena tomorrow.

Posted by: epobirs at January 14, 2013 04:32 AM (kcfmt)

603
Good morning,
Home from the E.R after busting major medical moves for the last 12 hours to a packed house.....OH by the way, the flu swab we use for screening Type A/B has begun popping (+) since about 1/5/13 and growing in numbers since.

"IT'S HEERRRE!!"
Thought ya might like the update....By the By, some are popping (+) that had the flu shot...(CDC was WAY behind the vector curve on this one)
Sipping some wine...gonna watch the sun rise......

Posted by: Richard at January 14, 2013 05:13 AM (Khl3H)

604
Robert,
I tried to go on "Funmployment" back acouple of years ago,
A real man who has skills for work never goes on funmployment,
You know your taking money that someone else worked to provide.
I cannot drink that lib/douch scruntwater........ever.....while I draw breath.

jus saying....and sipping some wine...gonna watch the sun rise....

Posted by: Richard at January 14, 2013 05:39 AM (Khl3H)

605
So,
Killed the thread in only 2...count em...2 posts!!!


My work is done here.........

Vic! ....Your UP!

Posted by: Richard at January 14, 2013 05:49 AM (Khl3H)

606 604

Robert,
I tried to go on "Funmployment" back acouple of years ago,
A real man who has skills for work never goes on funmployment,
You know your taking money that someone else worked to provide.
I cannot drink that lib/douch scruntwater........ever.....while I draw breath.

jus saying....and sipping some wine...gonna watch the sun rise....

Posted by: Richard at January 14, 2013 05:39 AM (Khl3H)


I cashed the funemployment checks while I tried to figure an honorable way forward. I could pay protection to the Chicago mafia, go with the Green program that violates the laws of physics, register with the IRS to betray my clients' interests, or prostitute myself to say that crap was gold in finance.

Oddly enough, I haven't seen much opportunity of late.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2013 06:14 AM (kaalw)

607 498
I'm not planning to fukk her eyes



Don't knock it until you try it.



Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 13, 2013 11:44 PM (o1kXv)



Hey, a hole is a hole, right?

Posted by: [Redacted] at January 14, 2013 12:47 AM (Vk2pI)


I've got to tell you about an original idea that me and my girl came up
with. You see, my girl was in an accident and lost a part of her anatomy...



http://tinyurl.com/cslju8t

Posted by: Penthouse Forum March 1982 at January 14, 2013 06:58 AM (8oTVc)

608 The fluid coupling video is mezmerizing because men today have become so chickified that listening to a real man explain something with confidence and clarity is comforting. Everything is stated as a fact, using plain language, because he knows what he's talking about. That's comforting in a world where everybody who writes or says anything about anything can't write or say it without preemptively arguing against the opposite to counter the jackasses who will tell him he's wrong because they're jerks.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at January 14, 2013 08:40 AM (4zKCA)

609 Greetings:

As to your Morgan/Loesch discussion, I find them both in error. The common writing of a caliber designation is incorrect mathematically. A caliber is defined as one-hundredth of an inch. Thus .223 caliber would correctly be .00223 of an inch, a size of which even Senartress Feinstein might approve. The mathematically correct designation should be 22.3 caliber, or on Mr. Morgan's planet, 23.3.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 14, 2013 12:20 PM (lARm+)






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