AFC Playoffs

Baltimore at Denver. The altitude was hard on Obama, it'll be hard on the Ravens.

Incidentally, some smart person pointed out that modern airliners are pressurized similarly to the altitude of Denver. Which explains a lot, Obama spending all that time in Air Force One.

Anyway I'm picking Denver in this one.

Denvercheerleader.jpg

No reason.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 03:07 PM



Comments

1 I suddenly feel very positively towards Denver.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 12, 2013 03:09 PM (Gk3SS)

2 Most excellent.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 12, 2013 03:09 PM (ijHK0)

3 Broncos are going to the....


Oh you guys know the tune- everybody sing along!

Posted by: Lamentations of a health-conscious shrimp at January 12, 2013 03:10 PM (1OZSU)

4 Off damn crustacean sock!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 03:10 PM (1OZSU)

5 Elbow? Check!

Midriff? Check!

Decolletage? Checkity check!!!

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!! at January 12, 2013 03:11 PM (doBIb)

6 that cheerleader needs to be sent back, one boobie is bigger than the other

Posted by: rain of lead at January 12, 2013 03:12 PM (uY3gJ)

7 Oh Denver temps have warmed up to 15F

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:12 PM (8sCoq)

8 She's got a nose job, a boob job and steady work- takes a job to get one I guess.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 03:12 PM (1OZSU)

9 I'll see your Bronco cheerleader and raise you the LSU dance team.

http://tinyurl.com/b9b4dx3

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!! at January 12, 2013 03:13 PM (doBIb)

10 And boom, my afternoon errand just got cancelled. Beer time!

Posted by: lincolntf at January 12, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

11 Earlier today, John Elway described Peyton Manning as a great player with a chip on his shoulder. In other words, dangerous.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:14 PM (8sCoq)

12 Same Broncos cheerleader- alternate view

http://is.gd/rslGzn

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:15 PM (8sCoq)

13 Nice cheerleader pic. No visible scars, no audio, all any man can ask for.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 12, 2013 03:15 PM (ZshNr)

14 11 Earlier today, John Elway described Peyton Manning as a great player with a chip on his shoulder. Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:14 PM (8sCoq)

*****

That's interesting, because this time last year he was a great player with a chip in his cervical spine.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 03:15 PM (1OZSU)

15 fuck it's getting colder- down to 14F

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:15 PM (8sCoq)

16 it's not bigger than the other; it's just been lifted.


perspective: It's groovy sometimes...

Posted by: Vung Tau, with the Aussies at January 12, 2013 03:16 PM (Dll6b)

17 A little too much mileage on her if I was going to go cheerleader.

Yeah. Like I'd say no.

Posted by: Gerry at January 12, 2013 03:16 PM (UmkDS)

18 That's a pretty girl. I wanna give her half my stuff RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:17 PM (8sCoq)

19 Local news is interviewing various Denver Broncos fiancees- naturally they all look like Miss USA contestants

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:18 PM (8sCoq)

20 En route to the Broncos game as we speak. Light rail of course. Broncos got this.

Posted by: Socked Up at January 12, 2013 03:19 PM (Gtm0O)

21 Broncos-send Rayenthal to early retirement.

Posted by: boniface ballers at January 12, 2013 03:19 PM (l3RZ9)

22 ORANGE WILL CRUSH

Ravens wings will experience icing today

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:20 PM (8sCoq)

23

this tv show SHARK TANK...

interesting and very pro-capitalism

it's on ABC right now

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 03:20 PM (ZgBZU)

24 Baltimore will win

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 12, 2013 03:21 PM (R8hU8)

25 19
Local news is interviewing various Denver Broncos fiancees- naturally they all look like Miss USA contestants


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:18 PM (8sCoq)


Musburger isn't around, is he?

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 03:21 PM (X6akg)

26 Now we're talkin

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 12, 2013 03:21 PM (GEICT)

27 It's nice to see a belly button without a ring in it.



Taking a break because Mrs928 is pissed at me for knocking a branch off one of her many loquats while felling a 50' pine. One branch. A 50' pine.

I thought I was effin Paul Bunyan to drop it that accurately.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:21 PM (QupBk)

28 I'm tired of the Ray Lewis blowfest so it's okay if Denver wins. Elway is on my FU list too. Next week is soon enough.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 12, 2013 03:23 PM (WcIpj)

29 Ouch- that pic cut me to the bone. Glad he didn't include teh tasty thighs. I might not have survived.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 03:23 PM (CRLoc)

30 A 50' pine.

***

In Texas we call that a sapling.

Posted by: Obi wan Cannoli at January 12, 2013 03:24 PM (BAnPT)

31 Broncos cheerleaders


http://tinyurl.com/7l7msv4

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 12, 2013 03:25 PM (GEICT)

32 >Musburger isn't around, is he?


Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 03:21 PM (X6akg)

No, it's Dan Dierdorf today

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:25 PM (8sCoq)

33 So Ray Lewis is retiring? What will he do? Collections for Vito G.?

Posted by: Obi wan Cannoli at January 12, 2013 03:26 PM (BAnPT)

34 And my ID is pronounced Gitmo

Posted by: Socked Up at January 12, 2013 03:26 PM (Gtm0O)

35 >Musburger isn't around, is he?

***

They gave him a bowl of Pecans so he can lick his nuts without injury.

Posted by: Obi wan Cannoli at January 12, 2013 03:27 PM (BAnPT)

36 In Texas we call that a sapling.

Must be East Texas. Where I was born, there's nothing over 20' if it's not on a creek bank.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:27 PM (QupBk)

37 We grew rocks in Tom Green County.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:28 PM (QupBk)

38 Just checked my nic. CRLoc. Cool.
If you've seen Steely Dan in the last year or so you know why I like that one.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 03:29 PM (CRLoc)

39 That is one good looking hamburger.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:32 PM (QupBk)

40 Wait crap. Wrong thread.

But it still works I guess.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:32 PM (QupBk)

41 Hey Jones- is the sky blue or is it gonna be snowing?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 03:34 PM (1OZSU)

42 31
Broncos cheerleaders





http://tinyurl.com/7l7msv4

Oh, my.

Posted by: someoldguy at January 12, 2013 03:34 PM (fR7g6)

43 Right now it's mostly sunny- any snow would be flurries or light snow- but it is very cold

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:36 PM (8sCoq)

44 Reddit co-founder Aaron Swartz hanged himself in his Brooklyn apartment, apparently.

Posted by: navybrat at January 12, 2013 03:37 PM (5NO2z)

45 >http://tinyurl.com/7l7msv4

Oh, my.


Posted by: someoldguy at January 12, 2013 03:34 PM (fR7g6)

great googa mooga

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:37 PM (8sCoq)

46 Rooting for the Broncos now that my Skins are out of it.

In the NFC Ill go Falcons and Packers.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 12, 2013 03:37 PM (/y16L)

47

Broncostake down the Criminals.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 03:38 PM (1Y+hH)

48 When Peyton Manning is in shotgun formation, does he have an actual shotgun?

Posted by: edmund at January 12, 2013 03:38 PM (swvMu)

49 great googa mooga

I think I'm blinded.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:38 PM (QupBk)

50 there's a system of warm water pipes under the turf to keep it playable- right now the field is steaming

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:39 PM (8sCoq)

51 Or it's just the blood draining from my brain.

Posted by: toby928© mixes his memes at January 12, 2013 03:39 PM (QupBk)

52 Will the cheer leaders be wearing heated bras?

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 03:39 PM (JgkPs)

53 >When Peyton Manning is in shotgun formation, does he have an actual shotgun?

No open carry in the city and county of Denver

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:39 PM (8sCoq)

54 Denver cheerleaders know the importance of protecting the elbows from frostbite

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 03:40 PM (wwsoB)

55 No heated bras, we like the natural look out here.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 03:40 PM (1Y+hH)

56 Local news is interviewing various Denver Broncos fiancees- naturally they all look like Miss USA contestants
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:18 PM (8sCoq)---------------------Not much point in putting all that work to get to the NFL and then marrying a Rosie O'Donnell look-alike.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 12, 2013 03:41 PM (ZTfHa)

57 A win for Brent MouseBurger and Katherine Webb...

If her career takes off , who will be responsible ?
Brent of course, but all the feministas who were appalled
by his comments...


http://tinyurl.com/auttjq4


Posted by: American Dawg at January 12, 2013 03:41 PM (trA4n)

58 And the Broncos cheerleaders will pretty much be wearing everything today

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:42 PM (8sCoq)

59 Will the cheer leaders be wearing heated bras?>>

For eye safety reasons it is in the mandated safety guidelines that they must wear heated bras.

Posted by: OSHA at January 12, 2013 03:42 PM (81UWZ)

60 Alright, here's a Ravens cheerleader.


http://tinyurl.com/aw4dann

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 12, 2013 03:44 PM (GEICT)

61 The only thing missing from this beautiful young lady's costume is my hogleg in her holster.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 03:45 PM (w3+gB)

62 Your a lucky man Cochran...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 12, 2013 03:48 PM (trA4n)

63 temp down to 13F

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:49 PM (8sCoq)

64 I feel like Broncos v. Pats will be the Superbowl ticket this year, because the latter often make it when it's hosted in NOLA and the networks would love to see another Tom Brady / Manning brother sword fight.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 12, 2013 03:49 PM (7h5MH)

65
Rooting for the Broncos now that my Skins are out of it.

They roont their guy RGIII

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 03:49 PM (MPjT8)

66 The grounds crew is still busy de-icing Peyton's forehead.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 03:49 PM (BVkEs)

67
the Ravensare Rocky Mtn crab cakes in Peyton's belleh today.
Ray Lewis gets sent away gasping for air still swearing hedidnt seewho stabbed Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar to death the night of Super Bowl 34.
The real action is Niners-Packersrenewing astoried playoff rivalryin what I thinkis THE game to watch this weekend.
Seattle/Atlanta hasvalue I guess. Take Seattle and the over.
Red Sox-Astros I have no interest in.

Posted by: MikeD at January 12, 2013 03:51 PM (p8QOg)

68 biggest non-football hazards today are hypothermia and dehydration


wind chill is 4F

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:51 PM (8sCoq)

69 >I feel like Broncos v. Pats will be the Superbowl ticket this year,


they can play for the AFC Championship, not the SB

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

70 'Cause I'm thinking cold but with a playable surface (not wet and sloppy) favors the Broncos. Moreno is not exactly a power runner. And the bookends on the pass rush do better on a fast track. Elvis is in the building!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 03:54 PM (1OZSU)

71 wind chill is 4F


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:51 PM (8sCoq)

---
Yeah, but Ray Lewis is packing heat.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 03:55 PM (BVkEs)

72 Who is Deerdoorfs broadcasting partner for this game?

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 03:55 PM (JgkPs)

73 Just got back from the local gun store. what a zoo. couldn't get near the counter, walls bereft of anything resembling a carbine of clip fed shootin iron, Cases of 9mm sitting around, though.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 03:56 PM (MPjT8)

74 Airliners are pressurized to approximately 7000 feet. That's been the standard for as long as I can remember. Some of them boob jobs are probably pressurized about the same.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 12, 2013 03:56 PM (A8UCE)

75 Why do all the words in my comments stick together like this?

Posted by: MikeD at January 12, 2013 03:57 PM (p8QOg)

76
A federal committee has published a draft
of the nation's third climate assessment report, a comprehensive
analysis of the latest and best peer-reviewed science on the extent and
impacts of global warming on the United States.

None of the body's findings are entirely new, but the report suggests
that evidence is now stronger and clearer than ever that the climate is
rapidly changing -- primarily as a result of human activities,
including the copious burning of fossil fuels

comma, you fucking idiots period.

Posted by: Walter at January 12, 2013 03:58 PM (a+BXY)

77 Why do all the words in my comments stick together like this?

Stickin' together's what good waffles do!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 12, 2013 03:58 PM (ijHK0)

78 EeeeeYes!
Big 12 road win.
Back to the kitchen.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 03:58 PM (/Bbvl)

79 >Who is Deerdoorfs broadcasting partner for this game?

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 03:55 PM (JgkPs)

the other Gumble guy-

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:59 PM (8sCoq)

80 75 Why do all the words in my comments stick together like this?
Posted by: MikeD at January 12, 2013 03:57 PM (p8QOg)

*****

Pixy hates spaces (and ampersands)




Did you cut and paste perhaps? Spaces and linebreaks tend to disappear if you do.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 03:59 PM (1OZSU)

81 O yeah, I know u guys will come up with another anti-intellectual, anti-science, faith-based, non-factual rebuttal. Meanwhile, I'm moving off the beach to the hill overlooking the beach while you dummies drown.

Posted by: Walter at January 12, 2013 03:59 PM (a+BXY)

82 79 >Who is Deerdoorfs broadcasting partner for this game? Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 03:55 PM (JgkPs) the other Gumble guy-
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:59 PM (8sCoq)

*****

So we got slow Pokey and Gumby eh?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:00 PM (1OZSU)

83 I'm rooting for Denver. Actually, I'm secretly hoping for a Denver - Seahawks Superbowl, in which I'd be happy if either wins.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 12, 2013 04:00 PM (CLkAH)

84
O yeah, I know u guys will come up with another anti-intellectual, anti-science, faith-based, non-factual rebuttal. Meanwhile, I'm moving off the beach to the hill overlooking the beach while you dummies drown.

Did you sell your house to Algore? Because that asshole lives (or used to, til Tipper gave him the boot) right on the beach in Santa Barbara. Global warming baby!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 12, 2013 04:01 PM (ZTfHa)

85 >O yeah, I know u guys will come up with another
anti-intellectual, anti-science, faith-based, non-factual rebuttal.
Meanwhile, I'm moving off the beach to the hill overlooking the beach
while you dummies drown.


Posted by: Walter at January 12, 2013 03:59 PM (a+BXY)

you sir are Special Snowflake of the Day

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:01 PM (8sCoq)

86 Those elbows are clothed!

Posted by: Adam at January 12, 2013 04:02 PM (/YJYi)

87 98% of scientists agree that 100% of te fucking idiots can be easily fooled

Posted by: Federal Committee on Climate Change at January 12, 2013 04:02 PM (Yhu4q)

88 As a Pats fan, I dread meeting Comeback Manning in the playoffs, but as a football fan in general, that's a match-up to root for.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 12, 2013 04:03 PM (ZshNr)

89 Dang, you'd think it was wintertime, or something.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 04:03 PM (BVkEs)

90 >>>Actually, I'm secretly hoping for a Denver - Seahawks Superbowl, in which I'd be happy if either wins.

I'd like to see that. The NFL needs some new blood.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 04:03 PM (w3+gB)

91 Govt Report- The surface temperature of the earth will rise 1/2 degree and ocean level will rise 5 inches in the next half century.

Me- I'll take off my sweater and walk inland. Shouldn't take me more than a year and a half.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:03 PM (1OZSU)

92 That's a good lookin' burger.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:03 PM (jucos)

93 The same look was on her face as we were in the throes of passion. It's a good look.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:04 PM (jucos)

94 This game could go either way, but I believe Denver has the edge. Home field, better throwing quarterback.

But don't count the Ravens octogenarian defense out.

Posted by: Truman North at January 12, 2013 04:04 PM (I2LwF)

95
Ok.... who hid Walters medication again?

SCIENCE!! Eleventy!1!11!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 12, 2013 04:05 PM (qLeRe)

96 I didn't watch the pregame show. Are they talking about Romo, Eli and Tebow?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:05 PM (1OZSU)

97
>>>"... that evidence is now stronger and clearer than ever..."

by sheer repetition of a preconceived conclusion, evidence becomes 'stronger' and 'clearer'

Science!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:05 PM (vanqS)

98 Broncos cheerleaders


http://tinyurl.com/7l7msv4
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 12, 2013 03:25 PM
-----------------
Wow. That's some good looking burger.

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 12, 2013 04:06 PM (Mh+lD)

99 >But don't count the Ravens octogenarian defense out.

Posted by: Truman North at January 12, 2013 04:04 PM (I2LwF)

we'll see how fast Terrell Su g g s goes to the oxygen

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:06 PM (8sCoq)

100 This game could go either way, but I believe Denver has the edge. Home field, better throwing quarterback.

But don't count the Ravens octogenarian defense out.
Posted by: Truman North at January 12, 2013 04:04 PM (I2LwF)
--------------------------------------------------
My prediction? The team that leave the field of battle with the most points will be declared the winner.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:06 PM (jucos)

101 We approve of Al Gore's sale of Current TV to oil producers and his push to have deal signed before tax increases because Shut UP

Posted by: Federal Committee on Climate Change at January 12, 2013 04:06 PM (Yhu4q)

102 The pregame segment just on was about how terrible it was for the coaches and medical staff to allow Griffin to go out here with a bad knee.

Posted by: Truman North at January 12, 2013 04:06 PM (I2LwF)

103 OT- My sister-in-law was trying to sell me some of those therapeutic magnets that you slip inside the sole of your shoes. I found I could only walk north and south.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:07 PM (1OZSU)

104 conservatives....wrong on everything! global warming, kids gettin' shot, welfare for the rich, welfare for corporations, invading the wrong country, supporting dictators in Middle East; fracking; at least u are consistently wrong

Posted by: Walter at January 12, 2013 04:08 PM (a+BXY)

105 Our official statement on the historical low temperatures in Eastern Europe and the resulting deaths of thousands..

.."Because of global warming. DUH!"

Also "Shut UP!"

Posted by: Federal Committee on Climate Change at January 12, 2013 04:08 PM (Yhu4q)

106 But, what about football, Walter?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:09 PM (1Y+hH)

107
btw, it's obvious that "Walter" is a confederate just playing around

an odd way for one to spend their Saturday afternoon, but whatever floats your dingy, dingy

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:09 PM (Y4TdB)

108 I genuinely can't tell if Walter is a really good sock or just a complete idiot.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 12, 2013 04:09 PM (WiQr+)

109
did James Brown spray Flex-Seal on his head?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:10 PM (MPjT8)

110 how fucked up do you have to be to troll a football game thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:10 PM (8sCoq)

111 Denver temp now down to 12F

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (8sCoq)

112 Is Walter another fake trolling parody attempt by Average Joe??

...cuz, if so, he's kinda suckin'. This one's just a tad too stupid to be real

Posted by: Albie Damned at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (Yhu4q)

113 I genuinely can't tell if Walter is a really good sock or just a complete idiot.

Could be both.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (JgkPs)

114 Is it required by law that females must be the reporters on the sidelines?

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg)

115
okay, can we have a nood thread for the game now?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:12 PM (LPRBM)

116 @ 108

The line between parody and sincerity is paper thin lately.

Definitely makes it tough to tell.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 12, 2013 04:13 PM (SAMxH)

117
I genuinely can't tell if Walter is a really good sock or just a complete idiot.

Really good sock wasting time and pixels on football thread = Complete idiot.

Complete idiot = Complete idiot.

So....complete idiot.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 12, 2013 04:13 PM (0WLla)

118
Carbon emissions down 12% since the peak in 2006 due to fracking for natural gas.

Dr. Michael Lovelock, leading gloabal warming scientist and creator of theGaia Hypothesis,says he was wrong and it's time to admit it.

Welfare for the rich? They just got their taxes raised.

Welfare for corporations? Specify, there is none.

Which country should we have invaded?

Supporting dictators in the ME, you mean like Obama does? How about supporting dictators in Central America like Obama does?

Kids getting shot? You are in favor of that? Interesting. We want to protect them, and we know how.

Buh-bye Walter.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:14 PM (1Y+hH)

119 Geez Louise- Now I can't enjoy the football game, and the cheerleader pictures, 'cause I'm all worried about...


...aw, who am I kidding? I'll enjoy the game and the cheerleaders just fine after all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:15 PM (1OZSU)

120 114
Is it required by law that females must be the reporters on the sidelines?


Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg)

---
Good question. And why not in bikinis?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 04:15 PM (BVkEs)

121
Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg)


Players and coaches much more likely to give friendly interviews to ladies.


Period.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:16 PM (1Y+hH)

122 114 Is it required by law that females must be the reporters on the sidelines?

Yes.

Posted by: Average Nebraska Voter at January 12, 2013 04:16 PM (p4U6S)

123
If CBS is gonna make this the The Ray Lewis Show, I might not even watch this game.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:17 PM (ZgBZU)

124
Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:17 PM (ZgBZU)Are they highlighting his homicide conviction?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:18 PM (1Y+hH)

125 Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg) ---Good question. And why not in bikinis?
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 04:15 PM (BVkEs)

*****

Why not?

Three words- Tony. Sira. Gusa.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:18 PM (1OZSU)

126
Players and coaches much more likely to give friendly interviews to ladies.


Period.Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:16 PM (1Y+hH)
======
Just ask Suzy Kolber. She's lucky Namath didn't put his tongue down her throat.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:18 PM (MPjT8)

127 >If CBS is gonna make this the The Ray Lewis Show, I might not even watch this game.


and miss Dierdorf blowing Peyton Manning after every completion?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:18 PM (8sCoq)

128 Meanwhile, I'm moving off the beach to the hill overlooking the beach while you dummies drown. Posted by: Walter at January 12, 2013 03:59 PM (a+BXY)

Tell me, dummy, who lives on or near the beaches in Malibu and Martha's Vineyard? Conservatives?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 12, 2013 04:19 PM (BStAJ)

129

"I don't care about what's happening on the field, I - I just want to kiss you!"
- Joe

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:19 PM (1Y+hH)

130 Is it wrong to root for Denver just so we can finally hear the last of Ray Lewis?

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at January 12, 2013 04:20 PM (p4U6S)

131 and miss Dierdorf blowing Peyton Manning after every completion?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:18 PM (8sCoq)

*****

Talk about your risk of dehydration.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:20 PM (1OZSU)

132 wtf IS that thing on James Brown's head?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:21 PM (8sCoq)

133 Players and coaches much more likely to give friendly interviews to ladies.


Period.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:16 PM (1Y+hH)

I figured that was the most likely reason for it but it just seems....I dunno.... wrong. They're on every network....and ESPN is loaded with them.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:21 PM (X6akg)

134 Is it wrong to root for Denver just so we can finally hear the last of Ray Lewis? Posted by: Call me Ishmael at January 12, 2013 04:20 PM (p4U6S)

I'm doing the same. GO BRONCOS!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 12, 2013 04:22 PM (BStAJ)

135 I'll take her.

Go Broncs.

Posted by: G Mohawk at January 12, 2013 04:22 PM (p/cQy)

136 Is it required by law that females must be the reporters on the sidelines?
Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:11 PM (X6akg)
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I think so. There is a trend in the DC market to have women be the local sports anchors too. Meh. I can live with this. Women play by play commentators? I turn the TV off. I don't like it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:23 PM (jucos)

137 >>>They're on every network....and ESPN is loaded with them.

The NFL network has the best female crew, young, tall, and knowledgeable. More or less.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 04:24 PM (w3+gB)

138
>>> wtf IS that thing on James Brown's head?

I think they draw his hair with a Sharpie.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:24 PM (LPRBM)

139 they can play for the AFC Championship, not the SB
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

Thanks for explaining that to me. I like football but know nothing about it.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 12, 2013 04:25 PM (7h5MH)

140 A federal committee has published a draft>>

How you lead a lamb to slaughter.

Posted by: OSHA at January 12, 2013 04:25 PM (81UWZ)

141

re: hearing the last of Ray Lewis


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:26 PM (Ba6aP)

142

CBS sucks

even as they're introducing the Broncos, they can't stop cutting to a shot of Ray Lewis

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:27 PM (Y4TdB)

143 >Thanks for explaining that to me. I like football but know nothing about it.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 12, 2013 04:25 PM (7h5MH)

are you Gyno-American?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:28 PM (8sCoq)

144 Nice pic, but....girls, there's not enough hair whipping around here.

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 12, 2013 04:29 PM (iLPpo)

145
allow me to expound on my above HAHA's

Ray Lewis will be a commentator next year. We'll never be rid of that guy. Never.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:29 PM (1WM2H)

146
CBS sucks


Bunch of Yankees, what do you expect?

Present company excepted of course.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:30 PM (1Y+hH)

147
I want my global warming, freak it is cold outside.

Posted by: G Mohawk at January 12, 2013 04:30 PM (p/cQy)

148 barometer is 30.1
windchill 12F
ambient 12F
humidity 66%
sunset 4:55PM MT

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:31 PM (8sCoq)

149 As Brent would say "I'd hit it"

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 12, 2013 04:31 PM (l7h8K)

150
yay. Finally getting football.Been on 45 mins of severe wx coverage on my CBS station. Moving out now. However, heading into so. indiana parts of ky if anyone's in that area.

Posted by: olddog at January 12, 2013 04:31 PM (MuE6W)

151
ahh, okay CBS

this game is nothing more than Manning vs Lewis

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:31 PM (NLH1M)

152 Women play by play commentators? I turn the TV off. I don't like it. Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:23 PM (jucos)

Sports have gotten so damn PC now, but "gender equality" can only go so far in the NFL. They can hire all the female commentators they want - because they'll never have female players.

Although it's a shame that Janet Reno never tried to break the nfl gender barrier - the nation would have been better served if she had become a linebacker instead of AG.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 12, 2013 04:32 PM (BStAJ)

153 Ray Lewis will be a commentator next year. We'll never be rid of that guy. Never.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:29 PM (1WM2H)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ha- he can't string together a coherent sentence.

Posted by: Terry Bradshaw at January 12, 2013 04:33 PM (1OZSU)

154

dear concussion gods, please knockout Ray Lewis in the first play

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:33 PM (Ba6aP)

155

Broncos top player: Heady quarterback.

Ravens top player: Convict.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:33 PM (1Y+hH)

156 Posted by: Walter at January 12, 2013 04:08 PM (a+BXY)

Does the fact that you are demonstrably wrong on everything bother you at all? I mean not "wrong" like you have stated, but I mean factually, provably wrong, you know, with, like, actual facts.

Yeah, didn't think so.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 12, 2013 04:34 PM (iLPpo)

157

hahaha, the Ravens defense is already sucking wind!

that idiot Ray Lewis already burnt out his teammates with his stupid pre-game psych up

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:35 PM (GcwH1)

158
this is gonna be a blowout

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:36 PM (yhYn1)

159 I propose that "Crazy Train" by Black Sabbath be retired as football stadium bumper music

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:36 PM (8sCoq)

160 148 barometer is 30.1
windchill 12F
ambient 12F
humidity 66%
sunset 4:55PM MT

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:31 PM (8sCoq)


Follow this when the sun sets: http://tinyurl.com/c3uto6w -- that's in my back yard, east of Boulder.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 12, 2013 04:36 PM (Qxe/p)

161 this is gonna be a blowout

----

How 'bout them Ravens!

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 04:38 PM (BVkEs)

162 I propose that "Crazy Train" by Black Sabbath be retired as football stadium bumper music

1. I agree

2. Crazy Train was after Ozzy left Black Sabbath

/pedant

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2013 04:39 PM (xKC/c)

163 Got the A/C on here.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 12, 2013 04:39 PM (l7h8K)

164 Sorry, fappers, I'm rootin' for the Ravens. I'd rather see TFG and the boys play Flacco than Manning next week. Stoked about these games this weekend, though!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 04:40 PM (kpCLl)

165 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:40 PM (8sCoq)

166 He just might go all the wayyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:40 PM (1OZSU)

167 oops

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 04:40 PM (kpCLl)

168 And its over.

/joking

Posted by: G Mohawk at January 12, 2013 04:40 PM (p/cQy)

169 Yeah baby!!

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (1Y+hH)

170 Way to go Ravens. Keep Manning off the field.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (yW4lI)

171 Sit back down Peyton. We don't need you just yet.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (1OZSU)

172 Game time, local conditions...
12 degrees, 6inches of snow, 60% humidity, windchill @ 7, and the only
thing that's gonna kill this flu bug is hot buttered rum toddies. And pizza. And Denver TDs.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (w3+gB)

173 meant TFB, not TFG

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (kpCLl)

174 THIS BODES WELL FOR THE ORANGE GUYS

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (8sCoq)

175 Ha Ha sucki it Ray-vens

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:41 PM (MPjT8)

176
I'm proclaiming Walter to be the Ravens' offical mascot.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:42 PM (1Y+hH)

177 Sonof aBITCH! is it too much to ask the kicker to at least attempt a tackle?!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 04:42 PM (cueQQ)

178 Now PF Manning takes em down the field for a TD and bingo bango the Ravens are down 14 real quick

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:42 PM (8sCoq)

179 Nice going, Broncs.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 12, 2013 04:42 PM (BStAJ)

180 That was a thing of beauty, eh.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 04:43 PM (JgkPs)

181 Nice return, Ravens. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:44 PM (X6akg)

182 sometimes you can tell early on which team brought their game, and which one didn't

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:44 PM (8sCoq)

183 The wheels on the bus go round and round. Well, until they start to fall off 4 minutes into the first quarter!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:44 PM (1OZSU)

184
I'd love to see a pick 6 right now.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:44 PM (vyPsz)

185 Ravens putting the "special" in Special Teams.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 04:44 PM (BVkEs)

186 walter

conservatives....wrong on everything! global warming, kids gettin' shot, welfare for the rich, welfare for corporations, invading the wrong country, supporting dictators in Middle East; fracking; at least u are consistently wrong

Wrong on everything? Global warming? So consistently fraudulent data should be believed? Kids getting shot? So you CARE about the thousands of black kids getting shot in Chicago the last ten years? Welfare for the rich. Are you protesting Jeffery Immelt being the best buddy of Obama and GE one of the largest corporations in the world NOT paying any income taxes? Supporting dictators in the ME, do you mean ignoring a legitimate revolution in Iran, yet backing Muslim Brotherhood terrorists to take over countries. Burning Christians in Egypt now...I know fuckers like you think that is a good thing. At least you liberals are consistently evil.

Posted by: Jehu at January 12, 2013 04:45 PM (cSD32)

187 LOL at the Drudge headline

The imbeciles out there like Walter are finally starting to figure out what socialism really means.

Posted by: Hipster D-Bag Obama Voter at January 12, 2013 04:45 PM (HDgX3)

188 Mrs. Muldoon (frequent lurker)tells me not to gloat too much too early, might jinx the Donks. Point well taken.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:45 PM (1OZSU)

189 The wrist bands on his elbows cut off the oxygen to his brain.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 04:46 PM (aZ6ew)

190 dumb ass Carter

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:47 PM (MPjT8)

191 You know who thinks Frakking is perfectly safe?

The NY TIMES.

Once again liberal fail...Walter

"ALBANY — The state’s Health Department found in an analysis it prepared
early last year that the much-debated drilling technology known as
hydrofracking could be conducted safely in New York, according to a copy
obtained by The New York Times from an expert who did not believe it
should be kept secret."

http://tinyurl.com/aj3h4ty

Posted by: Hipster D-Bag Obama Voter at January 12, 2013 04:47 PM (HDgX3)

192 Damn.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:47 PM (X6akg)

193 Knew I shoulda kept gloating.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:48 PM (1OZSU)

194 OHHH... Ravens came to play

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

195 nice D Broncos

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:48 PM (MPjT8)

196 NY State has concluded that frakking is safe. Yet Cuomo still won't allow it. The party of science, eh?

Posted by: Hipster D-Bag Obama Voter at January 12, 2013 04:48 PM (HDgX3)

197
Champ has lost a couple of steps in his old age.

Posted by: G Mohawk at January 12, 2013 04:48 PM (p/cQy)

198 2-3 yrs ago, Champ doesn't get beat like that

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:49 PM (8sCoq)

199 Flacco brings his A game. First time all year.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 04:49 PM (w3+gB)

200 I'm here watching barrel racing and there's a bunch of neighing. I keep expecting to hear "Blucher!" over the PA in a Texas accent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2013 04:49 PM (uYSWH)

201
son of a BITCH 95 yards?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:49 PM (MPjT8)

202 Criminals strike back.Wake up, defense.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:49 PM (1Y+hH)

203 So far this game is all mistakes.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 04:50 PM (aZ6ew)

204
Pro-tip: Dumbass penalties can cost ya.

Posted by: G Mohawk at January 12, 2013 04:51 PM (p/cQy)

205 Wow. Hostile room. GO RAYVENS!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:51 PM (jucos)

206 198 2-3 yrs ago, Champ doesn't get beat like that

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:49 PM (8sCoq)


Louis Wright just walked away when he lost 'the step'.
Wright was the absolute best corner in football.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 12, 2013 04:51 PM (Qxe/p)

207 What is up with the VW ad with the father throwing the ball to his son like a girl? Is this supposed to be a statement about American manhood, a humorous stint?

Posted by: sawhorse at January 12, 2013 04:51 PM (MVgm3)

208 207
What is up with the VW ad with the father throwing the ball to his son
like a girl? Is this supposed to be a statement about American manhood, a
humorous stint?


Posted by: sawhorse at January 12, 2013 04:51 PM (MVgm3)


That commercial cracks me up.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:52 PM (X6akg)

209 Damn and shit.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 04:53 PM (X6akg)

210 Yikes

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 04:53 PM (NzBQO)

211 Damn

Posted by: sawhorse at January 12, 2013 04:53 PM (MVgm3)

212 fuckety fucking fuck

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:53 PM (8sCoq)

213 DAMN IT

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:53 PM (MPjT8)

214 Great, now the criminals get lucky. Won't matter. Broncos still win this game.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:53 PM (1Y+hH)

215
oops interference not called.

Posted by: G Mohawk at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (p/cQy)

216 and a PI to boot

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (MPjT8)

217 WOW... This cheerleader is kind of sexy huh fellas! I would like to pinch her nipples and insert ice cubes into unspeakable places on her body.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (jucos)

218 Penalty, uncalled

Posted by: Truman North at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (I2LwF)

219 Craaaaap

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (JgkPs)

220 Well, that's another fine predicament.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (1OZSU)

221 Every point off defense and special teams? WTH?

Posted by: Emdoc at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM (0RJ16)

222

don't worry about it

Posted by: soothsayer at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (39q3n)

223 I better turn on my lucky Bronco orange lava lamp

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (8sCoq)

224 184 soothsayer wrote, "I'd love to see a pick 6 right now."

How did you do that?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (g3wOT)

225 Alright. I will not gloat. The game is 60 minutes and we are just starting..... TO KICK BRONCO ASS! WOOT WOOT!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (jucos)

226
Craaap

Posted by: Al Roker at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (p/cQy)

227 ư3 Touchdowns in the first 6 minutes. Gonna be a hell of a football weekend.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2013 04:56 PM (ZshNr)

228 hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 04:56 PM (kpCLl)

229 >>>Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 12, 2013 04:54 PM

Brent, you're good, as long as you don't dress up in drag and bite her on the pelvis.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 04:56 PM (w3+gB)

230 Have fun Ravens fans. Doom awaits.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 04:56 PM (1Y+hH)

231 Craaap


Posted by: Al Roker at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (p/cQy)

Listen to Al, he knows this subject.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 12, 2013 04:56 PM (xKC/c)

232 5 mins, 11 secs to be precise.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (ZshNr)

233 So my oldest boy is rooting for the Broncos today because he says he just might end up at the Colorado School of Mimes. I never even knew he wanted to be a mime.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (C8mVl)

234 I'd be standing far away from that scary horse statue out by the airport.
I know how Don Giovanni ends.

Posted by: comatus at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (qaVK+)

235 Hey lookit me...I'm over here in the corner masturbating.

...lookit, lookit me

Posted by: tWatler at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (Yhu4q)

236 It's 75 here in Houston, going down to 45 around 3 am. Brrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (BAS5M)

237 I never even knew he wanted to be a mime.

I never knew they had to go to school for it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM (hO8IJ)

238 could have been worse, Lewis was right there, it could have been HIS pick 6

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM (MPjT8)

239 Hey ref, you're supposed to look between the bars, not try to see through em.
Oh,,wait,, that's my baseball jab.
Nevermind.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM (4IyOI)

240 A foggy and drizzly 65 here in the Piedmont of NC. Pretty nice, considering it's January.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM (ZshNr)

241 225 Alright. I will not gloat. The game is 60 minutes and we are just starting..... TO KICK BRONCO ASS! WOOT WOOT!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 04:55 PM (jucos)


Yeah, i remember the first quarter of the 'skins game.

Good times, good times.


Then splat

Posted by: RWC at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM (sqp6o)

242 Brent, you're good, as long as you don't dress up in drag and bite her on the pelvis.
Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 04:56 PM (w3+gB)
-------------------------------------------------------
I am just getting started. She is a fine looking young woman. If I were a young man I would start throwing the pigskin around so I might be able to join this hot piece of ass on the field! I would do things to her that would get me arrested in 1/2 of the countries in the world. Right fellas?

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM (jucos)

243 I never knew they had to go to school for it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 04:58 PM
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They do. They just don't talk about it much.

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 12, 2013 04:59 PM (Mh+lD)

244 Colorado School of Mimes. I never even knew he wanted to be a mime.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (C8mVl)

*****

Most of their alumni don't speak very highly of the school.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:00 PM (1OZSU)

245 So my oldest boy is rooting for the Broncos today because he says he just might end up at the Colorado School of Mimes. I never even knew he wanted to be a mime.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2013 04:57 PM (C8mVl)

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Posted by: Marcel Marceau at January 12, 2013 05:00 PM (jucos)

246
today because he says he just might end up at the Colorado School of Mimes
----
I visit Golden every year--that school is expensive and damned rigorous. Those kids always win at bar trivia, too.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:00 PM (MPjT8)

247 Arrrgggh- The Lurking Flaneur beat me by this much.


**thumb and forefinger**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:01 PM (1OZSU)

248 I'm not sure no huddle works if Peyton stands there for 25 seconds changing plays.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 05:01 PM (NzBQO)

249 How much did the Ravens pay the refs?

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 05:01 PM (X6akg)

250 That was incidental interference.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (aZ6ew)

251 It's 75 here in Houston, going down to 45 around 3 am. Brrrrrrrr!>>

IT was 40 here yesterday which I thought was downright balmy. Now it's 9 and going down to -2 tonight.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (81UWZ)

252
Boooooo!

consistency not there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (p/cQy)

253 Criminals have bought off the refs.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (1Y+hH)

254 Elbows. Go Ravens.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (Eq2MX)

255 I don't care for the intrusive officiating

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

256 196 NY State has concluded that frakking is safe. Yet Cuomo still won't allow it. The party of science, eh?
Posted by: Hipster D-Bag Obama Voter at January 12, 2013 04:48 PM (HDgX3)


There's real science and then there's The Revolutionary Science. The latter term refers to those practices which advance leftist policy and ideas.

Walter and his ilk practice the latter.

Posted by: Truman North at January 12, 2013 05:02 PM (I2LwF)

257 The refs were threatened with stabbing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:03 PM (MPjT8)

258 I got more questions about this game so far than I do about Benghazi.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 05:03 PM (aZ6ew)

259 That corner absolutely tripped the receiver on purpose.
The refs have been told.
No penalties on Baltimore today.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 05:03 PM (4IyOI)

260 248 I'm not sure no huddle works if Peyton stands there for 25 seconds changing plays.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 05:01 PM (NzBQO)

*****

Actually it works quite well. He is reading the defense, and also locking them into their stance. He uses that very much to his advantage, best in the league at it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:04 PM (1OZSU)

261 >
I'm not sure no huddle works if Peyton stands there for 25 seconds changing plays.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 05:01 PM (NzBQO)

see the defensive set, then call the play

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:04 PM (8sCoq)

262 yeah no catch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (8sCoq)

263 I better turn on my lucky Bronco orange lava lamp
Posted by: Jones in CO Got mine on. A co-worker of mine is at the game. Problem is, anytime he goes to a Bronco game they lose. I told him not to show upat work on Monday if that happens as well be huntin' for his ass.Come on Denver!

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (EAgmr)

264 Colorado School of Mimes Graduation was fascinating. Neverimagined so many kids could be named "Ina Box" or "Look Over There". Obviously old family connections got them in.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (ZshNr)

265 >>Walter and his ilk practice the latter.


We just finished hosing his ilk out of here.
I think he's sucking his thumb on a hill by the beach.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (aZ6ew)

266 Incidental my skinny ass.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (4IyOI)

267 I'm trying to decide between heading out to the Packers bar as planned, or staying on my couch. My sinuses hurt. I hate spring.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (hO8IJ)

268 The refs have been told.
No penalties on Baltimore today.
Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 05:03 PM (4IyOI)
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That is because the NFL is very desirous to have a black middle linebacker excel. It is a great story.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (jucos)

269 If the Ravens defense, or the cold, doesn't get to Peyton Manning by half time, it's gonna be bad for the Ravens.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 05:05 PM (g3wOT)

270 Yes!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 05:06 PM (X6akg)

271 oooh that's close

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

272 Stokley!!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:06 PM (1OZSU)

273 246 --- "I visit Golden every year--that school is expensive ......"
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:00 PM (MPjT

Aaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkk.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2013 05:06 PM (C8mVl)

274

TD!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:06 PM (p/cQy)

275 right foot left knee TD

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

276 I confidently predict that 14 points will not be enough to win this game.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:07 PM (1OZSU)

277 What the fuck.
https://twitter.com/CoachJHartman/status/290217164462501889/photo/1

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:07 PM (hO8IJ)

278 School of Mimes has a world class Tug-o-war team.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:08 PM (1OZSU)

279
>I confidently predict that 14 points will not be enough to win this game.


I confidently predict that Flacco will try to single up Champ Bailey again

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:08 PM (8sCoq)

280
Better keep the lava lamp on.

Thing is, Broncs are best 2nd half scoring team, Ravens can't play even 1st half or they're boned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:08 PM (p/cQy)

281 Ah, football. That's more like it. Company is here, time to start drinking.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 05:08 PM (1Y+hH)

282 Broncos cheerleaders


http://tinyurl.com/7l7msv4
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 12, 2013 03:25 PM
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Again. Because.

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 12, 2013 05:09 PM (Mh+lD)

283 11F now

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:09 PM (8sCoq)

284 Ah, football. That's more like it. Company is here, time to start drinking.
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 05:08 PM (1Y+hH)
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Piker. You wait for company?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:09 PM (jucos)

285 Mrs. Muldoon also asks me to tell you that the cheerleaders boobs are real. She is a nurse, and should know.


And apparently a boob afficianado in her own right.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:09 PM (1OZSU)

286 #267 HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire wrote, "I'm trying to decide between heading out to the Packers bar as planned, or staying on my couch. My sinuses hurt. I hate spring."

Try not eating any grains, especially wheat and corn. If you're anything like me your sinuses will get steadily worse for three days of that, then start improving tremendously.

Also, a Waterpik machine pumping warm, salted water into your sinuses is the best thing ever. Tilt your head down over a sink so that the water goes deep into the sinuses.

Most drugstores have an adaptor for Waterpik for just this purpose, as ear-nose-throat doctors started recommending it more than a decade ago.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 05:10 PM (g3wOT)

287 "I visit Golden every year--that school is expensive

I don't think it's so bad in state. Out of state I don't know.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 05:11 PM (JgkPs)

288 I confidently predict that Flacco will try to single up Champ Bailey again
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:08 PM (8sCoq)

*****

Thing is, I don't think Flacco can make that throw twice. He sure as heck can't drop one into the breadbasket like Manning just did with Stokley.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:11 PM (1OZSU)

289 Honestly..... Who believes that Payton Manning drives a shitty little Buick.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:11 PM (jucos)

290 "Also, a Waterpik machine pumping warm, salted water into your sinuses is the best thing ever."

Yeah that ain't happening, ever.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2013 05:12 PM (GZitp)

291
Is this game being live streamed?

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:13 PM (EAgmr)

292 Well its official the Jackson, MS gun show is a bust. Line out the door extending past 100ft. Next door was a bridal show. Hope people did not get the two confused, one will require you to surrender your weapons you know. Even driving in could spot the gun show newbies, sign with arrow said 'Gun Show' so that is where they pulled in while forgetting, as they roamed that little area, there was a giant parking lot just a bit further.

So endure the line and I swear I had Pvt. Pyle behind me. All he could talk about was Basic and being issued an M-14 if he was not talking Fox News and abortion. Was very tempted to turn to him and yell "Private Pyle what is your malfunction!" but I resisted and just shuffled through paying my $7 fee and escaping inside.

Or so I thought. That floor space was packed and then packed some more with people, weapons, bags, and baby strollers. I felt like I was threading through some dangerous jungle path except here the weapons were unloaded, just had to avoid someone spearing me with their slung rifle.

AR-15 prices were of an interesting range. These are all basic model prices I am quoting. None with scopes. I saw prices range from a low of $995 going all the way up to a staggering $3,000. Most were in the $1,400 range. One dealer had a sporterized 1917 Enfield in 30'06 with scope for $475. Another dealer had an Italian 6.5 rifle but the folding bayonet was missing, also had a chromed Arisaka without Chrysanthemum.

Only one table area was really dealing ammo. When I was there just before 1pm, he was well nigh picked clean. Some boxes of .45 and shotgun shells were left. He said in the first two hours he was cleaned out and had to go back to warehouse. Another table had some ammo but the brands I had never heard of. 9mm 115gr FMJ by Berry - 1,000rds for $100. Who is Berry? I passed.

I spent $7 to get in and then spent nothing inside. And after 30 minutes I was done and left.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 05:13 PM (hvqfu)

293 Honestly..... Who believes that Payton Manning drives a shitty little Buick.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:11 PM (jucos)
I'm sure it's collecting dust somewhere in a massive garage.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 05:13 PM (NzBQO)

294 292 Well its official the Jackson, MS gun show is a bust. Line out the door extending past 100ft. Next door was a bridal show.

*****

What, never heard of a shotgun wedding?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:14 PM (1OZSU)

295
I don't think it's so bad in state. Out of state I don't know.Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 05:11 PM (JgkPs)
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I forget who told me that--I think one of my relatives who live there. But they have a really high placement rate for employment. Mimes are very in demand.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:14 PM (MPjT8)

296 Has no one told the ref his mic isn't working?!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 05:15 PM (X6akg)

297 OMG! Ray Lewis had a reflective moment! Wow!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 12, 2013 05:15 PM (C8mVl)

298 296 Has no one told the ref his mic isn't working?!
Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 05:15 PM (X6akg)

*****

Obviously a School of Mimes grad.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:16 PM (1OZSU)

299 Seamus. Was tempted to wander over there to see if they had a nice little white number with seed pearls sewn in and a holster in the bodice for a .25 automatic. But I resisted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 05:16 PM (hvqfu)

300 #294 Seamus Muldoon wrote, "What, never heard of a shotgun wedding?

That wedding wasn't legal. The shotgun wasn't loaded.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 05:16 PM (g3wOT)

301 Honestly..... Who believes that Payton Manning drives a shitty little Buick.

Maid's gotta drive something, I'm sure she loves it.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 05:16 PM (kpCLl)

302 Yeah that ain't happening, ever.

Yeah.

It's just the barometic pressure. When the front moves through overnight, I'll be fine.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:16 PM (hO8IJ)

303 Looking glass....barrel.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 05:16 PM (X6akg)

304 Holy crap, italics!!! It's been months . . . give me a little tingle right there.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 05:17 PM (kpCLl)

305 It just struck me right now. Payton Manning looks like Timmy on South Park!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:17 PM (jucos)

306 Italics off!

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 05:17 PM (g3wOT)

307 helluva 1st Q

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:17 PM (8sCoq)

308 >I spent $7 to get in and then spent nothing inside. And after 30 minutes I was done and left.


sorry your gun show experience sucked- was it a Tanner show? what city was this?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:19 PM (8sCoq)

309 I'm so happy, finally we can have a mime meme.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:19 PM (1OZSU)

310 296 Has no one told the ref his mic isn't working?!


It's working. He's a Mimes graduate.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 12, 2013 05:20 PM (yW4lI)

311 I'm so happy, finally we can have a mime meme.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:19 PM (1OZSU)

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Posted by: Marcel Marceau at January 12, 2013 05:20 PM (jucos)

312 Is he the mime from the Little Ceaser's commercial?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 05:21 PM (hvqfu)

313
champ beat again there

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:21 PM (p/cQy)

314 Okay so if you have a live vote for a tv show does that mean those outside of the central and eastern timezone actually get a say?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 05:21 PM (NzBQO)

315 Flacco underthrew that pass down the sideline.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:21 PM (1OZSU)

316 y'all know Gumbel and Dierdork are doing the Super Bowl, right?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:22 PM (8sCoq)

317 Jones in CO, I know the cheerleader has your distracted but read the first sentence in the first paragraph. And no do not know if it was a Tanner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 05:22 PM (hvqfu)

318 Little known fact: Peyton and Eli have a brother who they think was a better athlete than those 2--but he has some kind of nerve thing in his neck and can't play. But he's a financial guy and ahndles all their money. Peyton can probably drive that car on a short one way trip, autograph it and sell it for twice the value.n

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:23 PM (MPjT8)

Posted by: School of Mimes Graduate at January 12, 2013 05:23 PM (Yhu4q)

320 Well, say what you might, the refs look like they came to play.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:23 PM (1OZSU)

321 >Jones in CO, I know the cheerleader has your distracted but read the first sentence in the first paragraph.


I blame the liquor

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:24 PM (8sCoq)

Posted by: teller at January 12, 2013 05:24 PM (p/cQy)

323 Little known fact: Peyton and Eli have a brother who they think was a better athlete than those 2--but he has some kind of nerve thing in his neck and can't play. But he's a financial guy and ahndles all their money. Peyton can probably drive that car on a short one way trip, autograph it and sell it for twice the value.n
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:23 PM (MPjT
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Rocky Dennis?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:25 PM (jucos)

324 There's a Gronkowski at K-State that the older brothers claim is the best of them too.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 05:25 PM (4IyOI)

325 new post

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 12, 2013 05:25 PM (BNacf)

326 guys? guys?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:27 PM (8sCoq)

327 There's a Gronkowski at K-State that the older brothers claim is the best of them too.

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 05:25 PM (4IyOI)
But where does he fall on the Bro scale?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 05:27 PM (NzBQO)

328 "new post"

So

Posted by: teej at January 12, 2013 05:27 PM (4IyOI)

329
Rocky Dennis?
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Yeah he gives all Peyton's cash to Cher and Sam Elliot.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:27 PM (MPjT8)

330 I think the refs are from Hagerstown.

Go Broncos!

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:27 PM (5H6zj)

331 And now Flacco overthrows an open receiver down the field.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:30 PM (1OZSU)

332
oh champ gonna get torched today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:30 PM (p/cQy)

333 The dreds are weighing him down.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:30 PM (EAgmr)

334 I think the refs are from Hagerstown.

Go Broncos!
Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:27 PM (5H6zj)

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Or as the locals call it..... Hagersbush.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:31 PM (jucos)

335 yeah he was lucky Flacco threw it long

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

336 Serious question- On a cold day like today, why don't they put fur-lined back pockets on the offensive center for the quarterbacks to put their hands in while waiting for the snap?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:32 PM (1OZSU)

337 Hagerstown...where we used to run down and get beer when MD had a drinking age of 18.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 05:32 PM (MPjT8)

338
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:32 PM (1OZSU)


Boner prevention?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:33 PM (p/cQy)

339
Too bad the cheerleaders had to put on their winter uniforms....No skin

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:33 PM (EAgmr)

340
What? Peyton loves the open guy?

Sounds suspicious.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 12, 2013 05:34 PM (Md8Uo)

341 Hagerstown, where Republic Aviation built their planes including the A-10. Gotta keep the smart military blog myth going.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 12, 2013 05:34 PM (hvqfu)

342 On a cold day like today, why don't they put fur-lined back pockets on the offensive center for the quarterbacks to put their hands in
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QBs used to wear things sort of like fanny packs where they'd stick their hands iirc.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:35 PM (5H6zj)

343 Hagerstown, where Republic Aviation built their planes including the A-10
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Cool! I didn't know that.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:35 PM (5H6zj)

344
Flacco be pickin' on Champ Bailey every chance he gets.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 12, 2013 05:36 PM (Md8Uo)

345 #342 Y-not wrote, "QBs used to wear things sort of like fanny packs where they'd stick their hands iirc."

I remember the same thing.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 05:36 PM (g3wOT)

346 >On a cold day like today, why don't they put fur-lined back pockets on
the offensive center for the quarterbacks to put their hands in while
waiting for the snap?


it might lead to dancing

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (8sCoq)

347
Manning picking on the Ravens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (p/cQy)

348
Peyton be pickin' on everybody to day.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (Md8Uo)

349 Christ, I just scared my dog by yelling..

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (EAgmr)

350 TD Donkeys!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (1OZSU)

351 What. A. Throw.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (g3wOT)

352 That's more like it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (hO8IJ)

353 Flag.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:37 PM (5H6zj)

354 TD ?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:38 PM (8sCoq)

355 Lawyerball.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:38 PM (hO8IJ)

356 Phew! I thought they'd take it away from us for a second there.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:38 PM (5H6zj)

357 Whoo hoooo!!~!

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:38 PM (EAgmr)

358 It's pretty clear who Dierdorf wants to see win.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:39 PM (5H6zj)

359 Look at how Manning threaded that around the defender. Whooo-ee

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:39 PM (1OZSU)

360 No celebratin' today, sporty fans.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 12, 2013 05:39 PM (Md8Uo)

361 Thatno celebration rule is so PC....dumbassery exemplified

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 05:40 PM (uYSWH)

362
LOL, Manning looks like he's solved a kids puzzle. "yeah, I got this"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:40 PM (p/cQy)

363 I want to capture the frozen tears of Ray Lewis, - for posterity, - in vials of shame.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 05:41 PM (w3+gB)

364
Totally chick thing to say but it always impresses me how cool these guys are like Manning after a big play. Calm. Cool.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:41 PM (EAgmr)

365 Piker. You wait for company?Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 05:09 PM (jucos) Oh, Im good at making up time.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 12, 2013 05:41 PM (1Y+hH)

366 >Thatno celebration rule is so PC....dumbassery exemplified

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 05:40 PM (uYSWH)

you can thank the Redskins for that rule

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

367
Manning may be cool on the outside, but inside he is jumping up and down like a kid.

Coaches teach kids to not over do it since high school. It's bad form to show up the other team if you do that stuff, and it makes the other team mad and play harder.

Football is a very psychological game.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 12, 2013 05:44 PM (Md8Uo)

368 I think that I just saw my co-wowrker during the fan shot. Too bad he was picking his nose, fool.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:44 PM (EAgmr)

369 Grounding from the pocket? What's that?

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 05:44 PM (w3+gB)

370
Not kickin to Holliday anymore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:45 PM (p/cQy)

371 >>369 Grounding from the pocket?

If he runs outside the tackles, he can throw the ball away (as long as it gets to teh line of scrimmage). Otherwise, not.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:46 PM (5H6zj)

372 I'm glad I was so wrong about Peyton Manning coming to Denver. He's been awesome!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 05:46 PM (xud5f)

373
Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 05:44 PM (EAgmr)


DVR? Company Picnic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 05:46 PM (p/cQy)

374 >>372 I'm glad I was so wrong about Peyton Manning coming to Denver.
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I was, too. I am very impressed by how he's doing, both physically and in developing the young players around him.

I'd like to be able to root for Denver since they're the closest team to us, but after years of them being big disappointments, I couldn't bring myself to do it. Maybe now I can.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:49 PM (5H6zj)

375 I'm glad I was so wrong about Peyton Manning coming to Denver. He's been awesome!

*soft weeping*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:49 PM (hO8IJ)

376 >>*soft weeping*

You shouldn't cry. I think it was good for Indy to do what they did. Very impressive how they did this year with a rookie QB, new coaches, including new defensive schemes. It would have been hard to make the necessary changes with Peyton still there imho.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:51 PM (5H6zj)

377 The kid Hillman is having a nice game so far.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 05:51 PM (1OZSU)

378 FWIW Private jets like Gulfstreams are pressurized to a lower altitude and have better air circulation. It helps with jet lag. I bet Air Force One barely leaves the ground, pressure-wise.

Posted by: major major major major at January 12, 2013 05:54 PM (utCAk)

379 >>Posted by: major major major major

I'm sure all the blow King Putt does on AF1 has nothing to do with his "jet lag."

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 05:55 PM (5H6zj)

380 Heather, there was no way the Colts could keep him what with salaries and caps. The only way he could have stayed would have been if he retired and took a coaching position, and I think he still wanted to play.

Plus he only has another 5-7 years left at best, and the Colts had to look to the future. I wish him well. He had to move on.

It reminds us that first and foremost, football is a business.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 12, 2013 05:55 PM (GoIUi)

381 Yeah, I'd say the Colts cutting Manning has worked out well for both the Colts and the Broncos. Which makes me happy, what with being an Indiana-to-Colorado transplant myself. I'm glad to see both teams doing so well!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 05:58 PM (xud5f)

382 Yeah, I enjoyed the Indy season.

Five years is a lot of time, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 05:58 PM (hO8IJ)

383 Dierdorf and Gumbel sure have a lot invested in that g-d spot, don't they?

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 06:00 PM (5H6zj)

384 Flacco is dozing off

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 06:00 PM (MPjT8)

385 That's the ticket, pressure on Manning. He's got to be completely gunshy.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 06:01 PM (g3wOT)

386 suck

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:02 PM (8sCoq)

387 That drive just fizzled, and right quick.

Strange field goal kick, too.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 06:02 PM (g3wOT)

388 good snap and hold but the kicker scuffed the turf before striking the ball

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:02 PM (8sCoq)

389 Guy Mohawk...excellent idea!

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:03 PM (EAgmr)

390
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 12, 2013 05:44

Good point. Ya I'm a chick.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:04 PM (EAgmr)

391 champ bailey burned again

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:04 PM (8sCoq)

392 Wow. All the air that went out of the Broncos' offense went into the Ravens' offense.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 06:04 PM (g3wOT)

393 Shit. Great play though.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:04 PM (EAgmr)

394 get Bailey off Smith

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 12, 2013 06:05 PM (MPjT8)

395 Champ needs to be traded to the Raiders.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 06:05 PM (w3+gB)

396 Broncos are gonna have to make some adjustments to give Champ some backup on the long plays. Torrey Smith is just having his way with him.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 06:06 PM (xud5f)

397 Why couldn't Smith have been that good when it mattered for my fantasy foobmawl team?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 06:07 PM (xud5f)

398 Heather, I know 5 years seems like a lot of time. But this actually makes me like Irsay more.

Imagine if our politicians had looked ahead 5 years? They don't and thus we are in the financial mess we are in.

Besides, you weren't here for the REALLY horrible seasons the Colts had, back when they were going through quarterbacks every season and had zero defense.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 12, 2013 06:07 PM (GoIUi)

399 Toured Lucas Oil Stadium when I went to Indy last summer for a work conference. Nice city. I was really surprised how much I like it.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:08 PM (EAgmr)

400 Well, I'm not feeling so good about this game.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 06:09 PM (JgkPs)

401 well, on to the new thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:09 PM (8sCoq)

402
Big Mo with the Ravens. Don't have a good feeling about this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:11 PM (p/cQy)

403 Besides, you weren't here for the REALLY horrible seasons the Colts had

I was here for Paul Justin. Good times.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 06:14 PM (hO8IJ)

404 Woof.

What a game.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 06:23 PM (g3wOT)

405 TD!

Dierdorf crushed.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 06:23 PM (5H6zj)

406 Dayum!!!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 06:23 PM (X6akg)

407 Cheri, we are the capital city of the Stealth State. Everyone forgets about us, which is just fine by me.

Indy is a really nice place if you want to buy a house, raise a family, or have a pleasant life. It's not full of stuff like Chicago, but there is enough to do here and besides, if you get bored you can drive to Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Louis, or Louisville.

And we have The Race.

Our downtown is nice and you can walk around without getting shot.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 12, 2013 06:24 PM (GoIUi)

408 Gotta love special teams. G.o.t.t.a.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 06:24 PM (w3+gB)

409 All Dierdorf comments on is how Harbaugh feels about it.

At least Gumbel sounded excited during the run.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 06:24 PM (5H6zj)

410 BTW, isn't Goodell talking about doing away with kickoffs? Moron.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 06:24 PM (5H6zj)

411 5'5"?! Holy shit!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 06:25 PM (X6akg)

412 That kid's fast.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 06:25 PM (hO8IJ)

413
Miss Marple.....we did walk through downtown and had a blast. Ate at great restaurants, loved the war memorial, and were generally thrilled to see how clean and well layed out the place was. Indy is a hidden gem!

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:27 PM (EAgmr)

414 Pisses me off how these "commentators" denigrate Holliday's play..."Well he didn't have to steamroll anyone" Fuck you. He had a great awesome play.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:28 PM (EAgmr)

415 That kid is definitely something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:30 PM (p/cQy)

416 #414: Two great awesome plays, actually.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 06:30 PM (xud5f)

417
Pro-tip: Stupid penalties kill ya.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:31 PM (p/cQy)

418
And Again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:32 PM (p/cQy)

419 #413 It was a Republican mayor, Bill Hudnut, who got the downtown spritzed up. Back in the 1970's you could walk through downtown after 6PM and not see anyone but bums and thugs. And trash.

He had the idea of bringing amateur sports in. We ended up hosting the Pan Am games on a shoestring after the Cubans reneged, and then he got the NCAA to relocate. His final flourish was getting the Colts to relocate.

Most of the downtown business is built on sports and conventions. Our advantage (which we used for hosting the Superbowl) is unlike many cities, you don't have to drive to the stadium from your hotel. Everything is centrally located, which also helps for conventions.

When this first started, I thought it was a silly idea. Hudnut was smart, and it has completely rejuvenated our downtown.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 12, 2013 06:33 PM (GoIUi)

420


And Again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:33 PM (p/cQy)

421 Fumble!

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 06:33 PM (5H6zj)

422 That hurt. Flacco can't handle the snap. Denver recovers.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 06:34 PM (g3wOT)

423 Nothing is as sweet as free first downs. Unless it's a fumble recovery.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 06:34 PM (w3+gB)

424
ITS A FLAG FIESTA!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:36 PM (p/cQy)

425 The next game is gonna have to be a 12-3 grind, for equilibrium. Make the under.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 12, 2013 06:37 PM (ZshNr)

426 COULD DIERDORF BE MORE BIASED HERE?

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 06:39 PM (5H6zj)

427 CBS/Dusseldorf demands the game be given to the Ravens.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 06:40 PM (w3+gB)

428
Can't stand Deerdork.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:40 PM (p/cQy)

429
This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:42 PM (p/cQy)

430 confusion we much.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 06:43 PM (JgkPs)

431 Refdiculous.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 06:43 PM (BVkEs)

432 Dickdorf

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 06:44 PM (EAgmr)

433
talk about killing momentum. yeesh. turned out not even to be a fumble, but on top of it ravens catch their breath for 10 minutes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:46 PM (p/cQy)

434 The Mime school doesn't want the publicity, so you don't hear any "word-of-mouth" about it, from it's alumni.

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2013 06:47 PM (XohZh)

435 Sports media types always favor east coast teams first, then west coast teams second. Flyover country teams are always looked down on, until one creates a historic event, and then those sports media guys act like they've always loved that team for a little while. Dan Dingeldorf is no exception to that rule; he just goes with the flow.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 06:47 PM (xud5f)

436 434 The Mime school doesn't want the publicity, so you don't hear any "word-of-mouth" about it, from it's alumni.
Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2013 06:47 PM (XohZh)

*****

So, does the School of Mimes commemorate a national tragedy by observinga moment of loudness?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 06:49 PM (1OZSU)

437
poor ray ray got a boo boo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:50 PM (p/cQy)

438 Is Dan Dierdorf gay? Cause that would explain a lot.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 06:50 PM (w3+gB)

439 Great. Dierdorf running his mouth about Lewis and his finger.

Followed by a close up of the finger.

What would we ever do without these idiots in the booth?

Posted by: Calling all trucks, this here's the duck! at January 12, 2013 06:51 PM (p4U6S)

440 So, does the School of Mimes commemorate a national tragedy by observing a moment of loudness?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 06:49 PM (1OZSU)

-----
That's gold right there.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 06:51 PM (BVkEs)

441 I thought you guys left

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:53 PM (8sCoq)

442 439
Great. Dierdorf running his mouth about Lewis and his finger.



Followed by a close up of the finger.



What would we ever do without these idiots in the booth?

Posted by: Calling all trucks, this here's the duck! at January 12, 2013 06:51 PM (p4U6S)

---
Missed it. Was it his trigger finger?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 06:53 PM (BVkEs)

443 Nope, Jones- here to the bitter end. I think we're about to see which team is better conditioned overall. The conditions will result in a tilt one way or another within the next 10 minutes of game time I'm thinking.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 06:55 PM (1OZSU)

444 The Administration of the School of Mimes once again issued a " No Comment" to reporters, on this subject.

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2013 06:55 PM (XohZh)

445 That's why they call football a game of millimeters.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 06:56 PM (1OZSU)

446 seamus you can tell everybody is breathing hard

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:56 PM (8sCoq)

447
heh. If he is right handed, it is his trigger finger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 06:56 PM (p/cQy)

448 Great pass!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 06:58 PM (xud5f)

449 I wanted to listen to radio/watch TV, but the TV delay makes it messed up

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:58 PM (8sCoq)

450 School of Mimes fight song:

Silent Night

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 06:59 PM (1OZSU)

451 #449: Well, they need that delay in case Dingeldorf drops an f-bomb when the Broncos make a good play.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 06:59 PM (xud5f)

452 "Scramble Montana"

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 06:59 PM (8sCoq)

453 Long, physical time-consuming drive late in the 3rd quarter- would be nice to cap it with a score.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:00 PM (1OZSU)

454 sonofabitch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:01 PM (8sCoq)

455 Crapola- fumble

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:02 PM (1OZSU)

456 Student Council of the School of Mimes was elected by the silent majority.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:03 PM (1OZSU)

457 Don't go wobbly

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 07:03 PM (EAgmr)

458 Surprised!!! Clearly a fumble.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 07:05 PM (BVkEs)

459 Ray-Ray trumps reasonable officiating.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 07:05 PM (w3+gB)

460 This ref has had more mike time than the booth announcers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:06 PM (1OZSU)

461 That was clearly the tuck rule. Oh well.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 07:07 PM (5H6zj)

462 Mime School motto : Zip Thy Lip.

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2013 07:09 PM (XohZh)

463 Maybe these refs aren't from Hagerstown, but they're definitely graduates of The Hadley School for the Blind.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 07:09 PM (5H6zj)

464 Looking on the plus side, Peyton plays his best football in the fourth quarter.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:09 PM (xud5f)

465 Baltimore scores a TD to make it 28-27. This extra point is big.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 07:10 PM (g3wOT)

466 Down to the wire.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 07:11 PM (BVkEs)

467 Still a period left for someone to suplex Manning on his head, don't let me down Ravens

Posted by: The dude at January 12, 2013 07:11 PM (vJdyz)

468 Since I am not watching (firmly believing that I have some sort of Jonah curse on any team I favor) , I am counting on morons to let me know what is happening.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 12, 2013 07:11 PM (GoIUi)

469 28-28 with 20second left in the third quarter. About to kick off.

The announcers just pointed out that the Ravens have 14 points off of turnovers from Peyton Manning.

Pretty good game.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 07:13 PM (g3wOT)

470 Dierdorf, Master of the Obvious, points out that that Holliday kid is having a hot game.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 07:14 PM (5H6zj)

471
How an underdog wins: You just let them hang around and hang around.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:15 PM (p/cQy)

472 Denver O has only 2 TDs

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:17 PM (8sCoq)

473 Manning sacked, due to great coverage by the Ravens defense.

Denver punts.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 07:17 PM (g3wOT)

474 > Denver O has only 2 TDs

Well, 3, but one of them was Mannings gift to Baltimore.

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 12, 2013 07:18 PM (l+n0I)

475 >>>Since I am not watching (firmly believing that I have some sort of Jonah
curse on any team I favor) , I am counting on morons to let me know
what is happening.

CBS's Dan Dierdorf is pretty much convinced that Ray Lewis will be his boyfriend this weekend, upon completion of the game.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 07:18 PM (w3+gB)

476 I want to see Peyton withering on the ground as his career ends

Posted by: The dude at January 12, 2013 07:18 PM (vJdyz)

477 #476: I can't understand how anyone could hate Peyton Manning. If he'd killed someone, like Ray Lewis did, then maybe I could see it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:22 PM (xud5f)

478 dude.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 07:23 PM (JgkPs)

479 Pre-game for the Packers-49ers game starts in 2 minutes.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 07:28 PM (g3wOT)

480
Yikes, not that denver hasn't been on the short end of some calls, but that call was a little iffy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:28 PM (p/cQy)

481 Guy I'll take it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:29 PM (8sCoq)

482 It's like the replacement referees are back.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 07:31 PM (g3wOT)

483
Isn't the Ravens head coach also the captain of Tuna.com?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:31 PM (p/cQy)

484 so there's Wisconsin Omaha and Montana

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:31 PM (8sCoq)

485 Manning is sure taking the time off the clock with this drive.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 07:32 PM (+tsoh)

486 TOUCHDOWN BABY

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:32 PM (8sCoq)

487
Nice Play, what a drive.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:32 PM (p/cQy)

488 DierDork needs to shut up. Jeeeze it's like he wants be the Ravens butt boy.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 07:33 PM (pwTow)

489 C'mon birds...suck it up and finish strong

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 07:33 PM (0GJri)

490 I'm agonna need oxygen before this is over.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 07:34 PM (JgkPs)

491 But Dierdork is right- the Ravens D has been on the field much longer than the Ravens O- sucking thin air and freezing their asses off

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:34 PM (8sCoq)

492 Hey folks, it's the altitude and fatigue. But mostly the refs.

Posted by: Dan Dittledorf at January 12, 2013 07:34 PM (w3+gB)

493
fuckin deerdork and his the O has only scored 3 tds. hey dumbass, if the guy runs it back he's not going to stop at the 1 to let the offense score.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:34 PM (p/cQy)

494 Too much time left.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 07:35 PM (MmrCa)

495 fun fact: at 1 mile above sea level, you get 40% less oxygen

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:35 PM (8sCoq)

496
Ravens D be gettin tired. Missing tackles.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 12, 2013 07:35 PM (SAMxH)

497 Does CBS get the sb? Egad, I can't stand dierdorf.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 07:36 PM (BeSEI)

498 So, at the School of Mimes, even the smart kids are dumb.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:36 PM (1OZSU)

499 And they're showing thanks ray commercials,
this guy is not special. Just makes me sick how they prop him up and ignore what he got away with.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 07:36 PM (pwTow)

500 fun fact: at 1 mile above sea level, you get 40% less oxygen

...which can, fortunately, be replaced by beer.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 07:36 PM (MmrCa)

501
7:06 to play seems too long of a time for my comfort...great game.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 07:37 PM (EAgmr)

502 >fuckin deerdork and his the O has only scored 3 tds


both Os have scored 3 TDs

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:37 PM (8sCoq)

503 #500: That helps us fans, but not so much the players.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:37 PM (xud5f)

504 Half of Denver will call in sick tomorrow

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:38 PM (8sCoq)

505 So the way this is shaping up Flacco and Brady will be meeting on Conference Championship Sunday.








at Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the Texans-Broncos game.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:38 PM (1OZSU)

506
*nervously anticipating the right time to comment "Tebow Time" to the best comic timing*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:39 PM (p/cQy)

507 ah nubs me sun putball

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:39 PM (8sCoq)

508 507 ah nubs me sun putball
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:39 PM (8sCoq)

*******

CTM

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:40 PM (1OZSU)

509 I'm hungry, I think I'll have stuffed rice for diner.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 07:40 PM (BeSEI)

510
Good God. Please make this stop

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 07:40 PM (EAgmr)

511 They showed the Ravens D sitting on the bench and they sure do look tired. Flacco just bought them some more rest time.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 07:40 PM (+tsoh)

512 Flacco is due for a pick 6.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 07:40 PM (w3+gB)

513 frigaroo

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 07:41 PM (JgkPs)

514 #509: What do you stuff rice with? Dust mites?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:41 PM (xud5f)

515 Dennis Miller Show ‏@DennisDMZ

Deirdorf is so lame he'll no doubt be the next Supreme Court nominee.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:41 PM (8sCoq)

516 "Half of Denver will call in sick tomorrow"

To Church? Sunday brunch?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2013 07:41 PM (GZitp)

517
: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:38 PM


Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 07:42 PM (EAgmr)

518 514 -

No no, the rice is stuffed...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 07:43 PM (BeSEI)

519 >"Half of Denver will call in sick tomorrow"

To Church? Sunday brunch?


Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2013 07:41 PM (GZitp)

damn- I'm unemployed at the moment- every day feels like Sunday

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:44 PM (8sCoq)

520 ...which can, fortunately, be replaced by beer.


Beer. Is there anything it can't do?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 07:44 PM (hO8IJ)

521 Graduation picture? A mimeograph, of course.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:44 PM (1OZSU)

522 Oh, okay, I get it now... not rice, but Rice.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:44 PM (xud5f)

523 Now is the time for the Broncos D to come up with a big play- get the ball back so PM can kill the clock

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:45 PM (8sCoq)

524 The rice GETS stuffed, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 07:45 PM (BeSEI)

525 that wasn't it

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:45 PM (8sCoq)

526 shit HUGE PLAY HERE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:46 PM (8sCoq)

527 Jacoby Jones will have nightmares of that missed catch.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 07:46 PM (+tsoh)

528 If the Broncos stop the Ravens here, I'm thinking it's game over.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:47 PM (xud5f)

529 I'll give the Ravens credit no matter how this turns out. They have come into a tough stadium and played a heck of a game.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:47 PM (1OZSU)

530
whew, no flag

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:48 PM (p/cQy)

531 The riee gets stuffed with something or in something?

Posted by: olddog at January 12, 2013 07:48 PM (MuE6W)

532 Still time left. Ball security and move the chains.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:48 PM (1OZSU)

533 #529: I have to agree with you. They've really made the Broncos work for it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:48 PM (xud5f)

534 The Mime school once had Jerry Lee Lewis as a music teacher, that's when he wrote "Speechless".
It was a major hit for him at that time, yet his application for tenure, fell upon deaf ears.

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2013 07:49 PM (XohZh)

535 They sure have Seamus. This ain't no Notre Dame

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 07:49 PM (EAgmr)

536 riee = rice

Posted by: olddog at January 12, 2013 07:49 PM (MuE6W)

537 > They have come into a tough stadium and played a heck of a game.


YEAH, BUT the thin air makes for one hell of a home field advantage


Ravens are sucking wind and Broncos are fine

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:49 PM (8sCoq)

538 Now BAL has to take time outs

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:50 PM (8sCoq)

539 Key first down there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:50 PM (p/cQy)

540 New set of downs with the run. Countdown

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 07:50 PM (wwsoB)

541 First down Denver. With 2:23 to go, that looks like your ball game right there.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 07:50 PM (+tsoh)

542 I always liked their football team "School of Mimes Silent Fury"

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at January 12, 2013 07:51 PM (X3xYu)

543 last time out for BAL

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

544 Maybe Ray Lewis will be selected to replace Warren Sapp on the NFL Network.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 07:52 PM (w3+gB)

545 ONE MORE 1ST DOWN AND THIS IS OVER

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:52 PM (8sCoq)

546 BUT the thin air makes for one hell of a home field advantage

Though everyone was saying that the cold would be to the Ravens's advantage.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 07:52 PM (MmrCa)

547
School Mascot: The Mima bird

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:52 PM (p/cQy)

548 Dan wants to believe...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 07:52 PM (BeSEI)

549 The student radio station at School of Mimes never really had much success.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 07:52 PM (1OZSU)

550 Ray Lewis : 14 tackles, 5 felonies

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 07:53 PM (wwsoB)

551 OK i'LL play


school fight song: The Sounds Of Silence

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:54 PM (8sCoq)

552 Someone tell Dan it doesn't matter WHO scores the TD's on the team, they're still points on the scoreboard! Asswipe.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 07:55 PM (X6akg)

553 The School of Mimes cheerleaders really put their hearts and souls into their routines.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 07:55 PM (w3+gB)

554 I hope the Broncos put this game away soon so I can get back to watching Rescue Me on DVD. It's an excellent show, much better than I was expecting!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:55 PM (xud5f)

555
2013 Class Song: Voices Carry

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:55 PM (p/cQy)

556 Yeah, I know the song was " Breathless" but you can't talk when you're out of breath,............

and I couldn't let Squire Muldoon have the last pun.

Posted by: seamrog at January 12, 2013 07:56 PM (XohZh)

557 Oh good. Punt.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 07:56 PM (BeSEI)

558 shit I can't believe BAL is gonna get the ball back

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:56 PM (8sCoq)

559 crappy kick

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 07:58 PM (p/cQy)

560 00:69 left

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 07:58 PM (8sCoq)

561 1:09 left. Come on, defense!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 07:58 PM (xud5f)

562 oH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (X6akg)

563 TD!!!!!!!

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (BVkEs)

564 YahHooo!

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (FuFQo)

565 What the hell was that?!

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (QupBk)

566
Unbelievable. WTF?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (p/cQy)

567 Un-effin-believable!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (1OZSU)

568 UN
FUCKING
BELIEVABLE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

569 I don't believe what I just seen.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (JgkPs)

570 Unbelievably bad Denver defense.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (aZ6ew)

571 Finally done with work and get to catch the end of the game. Next game? A dispute between Dish and the local Fox chaneel leaves me looking for frequent Moron updating. NDH, you know me as a Jags fan but I'm pissed to miss the late game up here in the Inland Empire. Go 'Hawks!!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (XuF3S)

572 of for fux sake

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

573 Fuck. Me.

This game is killing me.

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (Mh+lD)

574 Double covered and a balloon lob, and a TD?

WTF?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (wwsoB)

575 You have got to be kidding.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (BeSEI)

576 .......that ball hung up there forever.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (aZ6ew)

577 Crap, crap, crap.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (MmrCa)

578 TOUCHDOWN BALTIMORE! TOUCHDOWN BALTIMORE! TOUCHDOWN BALTIMORE! TOUCHDOWN BALTIMORE!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (aH+zP)

579 Tied up.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (QupBk)

580 That missed Denver field goal hurts right now.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (+tsoh)

581 Wow. Jacoby Jones makes up for the drop with a 60_ yeard TD catch. Flacco's little move to evade the rush gave the play time to develop.

35-35 with 30 seconds left.

And the other game is about to start.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (g3wOT)

582 What the hell.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (GZitp)

583 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (8sCoq)

584 I'm dying. Switched from beer to tequila. Can't stand it!

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (EAgmr)

585 That was not nice and easy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (xud5f)

586 What in gods name was that!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 08:02 PM (NzBQO)

587
Wow.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2013 08:02 PM (ZshNr)

588 here comes holliday

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 08:02 PM (NzBQO)

589 Total brain fart.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:02 PM (QupBk)

590
They should have not called the special "retard defense".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:02 PM (p/cQy)

591 Dierdorf: Ray Lewis gets new life

The two guys in Atlanta however are still dead

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 08:03 PM (wwsoB)

592 nevermind

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 08:03 PM (NzBQO)

593
Can't believe what I just saw. FFS!!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:03 PM (XuF3S)

594 Plays for OT.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:03 PM (QupBk)

595 playing for overtime

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 12, 2013 08:03 PM (NzBQO)

596 Anyone have a link to the SF/GB game?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (GZitp)

597 584 I'm dying. Switched from beer to tequila heroin.
Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:01 PM (EAgmr)

***************

FIFY

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (1OZSU)

598 Do they start the Packers game already?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (hO8IJ)

599
Throw the damn ball, Denver!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (XuF3S)

600 A knee?? Chumps.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (BeSEI)

601 sonofabitch

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (JgkPs)

602 #580 I lurk, therefore I am wrote, "That missed Denver field goal hurts right now."

Yup.

But all the mistakes on both sides have now canceled out.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (g3wOT)

603 I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: Lurking Flanuer at January 12, 2013 08:05 PM (Mh+lD)

604 Is the fix in?

I still can't believe that fucking dumbass did that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 12, 2013 08:05 PM (ijHK0)

605 598 Do they start the Packers game already?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 08:04 PM (hO8IJ)



The pregame show is still going on Fox for at least a few more minutes.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 08:05 PM (+tsoh)

606 Dickdorf: Devener ran roughshod over an "injured" baltimore team. How about they fucking won?? Ok, I'm mean and drunk now.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:05 PM (EAgmr)

607
I expect Ray Lewis to coldcock Manning. Missed oppurtunity for Ravens.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:06 PM (XuF3S)

608 well wtf it's been an entertaining game

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

609 I expect Ray Lewis to coldcock Manning.

He's going to shank him in OT.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:07 PM (QupBk)

610 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:07 PM (xud5f)

611 608 well wtf it's been an entertaining game
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:06 PM (8sCoq)

*********

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:07 PM (1OZSU)

612 I'm sorry, is this going into overtime? omg

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:08 PM (kpCLl)

613 I still can't believe that fucking dumbass did that.
Posted by: Waterhouse Blanket party in the Denver locker room.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:08 PM (EAgmr)

614 If Manning had murdered a bitch during his rehabilitation, the networks might appreciate him more.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 08:08 PM (w3+gB)

615 Comic relief.
https://twitter.com/ExtraGrumpyCat/status/290263706431021056/photo/1

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 12, 2013 08:08 PM (hO8IJ)

616 deerdork for the love of god stfu

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:08 PM (8sCoq)

617
Shut the hell up Deerdork.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:08 PM (XuF3S)

618 heads, bitches!

now it's snowing too!

Posted by: joeindc44 says go Ravens (now that it's OT) at January 12, 2013 08:09 PM (3zQJl)

619 Wouldn't it be poetic justice if Champ Bailey gets a pick here?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:09 PM (1OZSU)

620 Nice, Jones, my brother.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:09 PM (XuF3S)

621 #603: Jinks! You owe me a Coke.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:10 PM (xud5f)

622 jes' keepin it real yo

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:10 PM (8sCoq)

623
I don't know, I kinda feel there is no way Denver wins this now, just waiting to see exactly how they screw it up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:11 PM (p/cQy)

624 Yep. Bronco's coach has alot of explaining to do.

Based on this game to date, the Ravens were vastly underestimated, and Denver was far over-rated.

For Pat's fans, like Peaches, there are no losers here...

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 12, 2013 08:11 PM (FuFQo)

625 Based on this game to date, the Ravens were vastly underestimated, and Denver was far over-rated.


That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:12 PM (kpCLl)

626 DAMN what a game. DAMN.

Posted by: joncelli on vacation at January 12, 2013 08:12 PM (0SuaJ)

627 Dorfman is a master of the obvious.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:12 PM (QupBk)

628 I think that was incomplete.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:13 PM (QupBk)

629 Dierdorf isn't rising to the challenge of calling a great game.

I shudder for the thought of him calling a Super Bowl.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:13 PM (g3wOT)

630 627 Dorfman is a master of the obvious.


He's Maddenesque

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2013 08:13 PM (aH+zP)

631 >Based on this game to date, the Ravens were vastly underestimated, and Denver was far over-rated.


well , Beerdork is right- last time these teams played, BAL didn't have Ray Lewis or Terrell Su g g s

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:14 PM (8sCoq)

632 ooh this might be incomplete

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:14 PM (8sCoq)

633 the ball moved in his hand.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:14 PM (QupBk)

634 It could be worse...Ray Ray intercepts for a TD would suck suck.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:15 PM (XuF3S)

635 Dierdofr thinks they'll reverse the call, so guaranteed to be upheld. Dufus.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:15 PM (1OZSU)

636 So, now that Charles Schulz is dead, they get to start showing 3/4 profiles of Peanuts characters against his wishes in commercials? What bullshit.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:15 PM (xud5f)

637 I think it moved.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 12, 2013 08:15 PM (1OZSU)

638 Dierdofr thinks they'll reverse the call, so guaranteed to be upheld. Dufus.

Heh. Nailed that.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (QupBk)

639
bad call

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (p/cQy)

640 Man, these calls are suckin'.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (X6akg)

641 Lol. Seriously.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (pwTow)

642 Ridiculous call

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (BeSEI)

643 BS call. He never had it.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (w3+gB)

644 He has control Dierdoff....stfu

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (0GJri)

645 nope

but Rice WILL fumble

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (8sCoq)

646 As I suspected.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (1OZSU)

647 Sucky call. But your're right Seamus.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (XuF3S)

648 Lots of bad calls.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 08:16 PM (pwTow)

649 I would sacrifice a dozen virgins to a volcano if only Deer dork would stfu

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:17 PM (8sCoq)

650 Fag on the field.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:17 PM (BVkEs)

651 Shit, looks like the refs are keeping Baltimore alive

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 08:17 PM (wwsoB)

652

Really Really Bad Call.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (p/cQy)

653 what fresh BS is this

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (8sCoq)

654 Really?

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (EAgmr)

655 Chump Bailey

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (BeSEI)

656 Why don't they just declare ravens the winners.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (pwTow)

657
Another bad call, Spypeach.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (XuF3S)

658 I wonder what part of Baltimore these refs are from.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (xud5f)

659 649
I would sacrifice a dozen virgins to a volcano if only Deer dork would stfu


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:17 PM (8sCoq)


By the time you find a dozen, he'll be dead.

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 08:18 PM (X6akg)

660 Y'know, that coat Harbaugh is wearing looks warm as hell.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2013 08:19 PM (aH+zP)

661 HURRY HURRY!! (time out)

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:19 PM (BVkEs)

662 >>>Why don't they just declare ravens the winners.

They will. It's over.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 08:19 PM (w3+gB)

663 Was that an envelope of cash between the ref and coach?

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:20 PM (EAgmr)

664 Jack Del Rio can kiss my Jacksonville ass.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:20 PM (XuF3S)

665 Packers-49ers about to start.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 08:20 PM (+tsoh)

666 From Brit Hume on Twitter:

"These refs even get the replay calls wrong."

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 12, 2013 08:21 PM (GoIUi)

667 Dierdorf has been the perfect analyst for this tightly managed, muddled collection of timely errors.

Not exactly a world class product here.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:21 PM (aZ6ew)

668 sacked WAHOOOOOO

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:21 PM (8sCoq)

669 Go, Vonn Miller!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:21 PM (xud5f)

670 DEN only needs a FG to win

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:22 PM (8sCoq)

671
What no penalty on Denver?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:22 PM (p/cQy)

672 Correction: Packers-49ers are still stalling; National Anthem at the moment.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 08:22 PM (+tsoh)

673 Good thing I started watching at the end of the 3rd quarter, why I might have missed something.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 12, 2013 08:22 PM (IanLz)

674 von miller may have scored the sack of the year for DEN

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:22 PM (8sCoq)

675 From Brit Hume on Twitter:

"These refs even get the replay calls wrong."
Posted by: Miss MarplePretty spot on from Hume.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:22 PM (EAgmr)

676 Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 08:23 PM (yxa5A)

677 664 Jack Del Rio can kiss my Jacksonville ass.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:20 PM (XuF3S)

*****

What's a Jacksonville ass? Flat, featureless, smells like fish and home to many sailors?


(I keed, I keed)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:24 PM (1OZSU)

678 They just announced sudden death. Quick, someone make a Ray Lewis joke, that's so original.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2013 08:24 PM (aH+zP)

679
Stokely!

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (EAgmr)

680 thats a good catch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

681 Ok well gee I wonder how this call will go?

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (pwTow)

682

Well based on the previous review I say catch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (p/cQy)

683 The real game is starting now.

Posted by: mama winger at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (P6QsQ)

684 This has been quite the game.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (Gk3SS)

685 fucking replay whores! idolators! usurpers!

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

686 That was a catch

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:25 PM (EAgmr)

687 Quick, someone make a Ray Lewis joke, that's so original.

That ain't my style.

Posted by: Mighty Casey at January 12, 2013 08:26 PM (QupBk)

688 >>>They just announced sudden death. Quick, someone make a Ray Lewis joke, that's so original.

Ray Lewis is burning his white jersey at this very moment.

Posted by: Fritz at January 12, 2013 08:26 PM (w3+gB)

689
What will the Dork say about this call?

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:26 PM (XuF3S)

690 If he rules incomplete, the fix is in

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 08:26 PM (wwsoB)

691 If that catch gets overturned, then it's obvious the fix is in.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:26 PM (xud5f)

692
Whoa that is a nice catch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:26 PM (p/cQy)

693 say it with me

That was a catchThat was a catchThat was a catchThat was a catchThat was a catch

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (8sCoq)

694 Nice breather given to the Ravens D.

Posted by: Y-not at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (5H6zj)

695 #690: Jinx! You owe me a Coke.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (xud5f)

696
Ray Lewis is burning his white jersey at this very moment.

Proceed to the AoS winnners window, Sir.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (XuF3S)

697 Ref got the call right. Give him a cookie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (wwsoB)

698 Does that prove there is no fix?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (ZshNr)

699 Thanks Dan.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (aZ6ew)

700 Well what do you know. It was a catch.

Posted by: Ronster at January 12, 2013 08:27 PM (JgkPs)

701 Hillman should get a game ball.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:28 PM (1OZSU)

702 Now the other game is starting.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 08:28 PM (+tsoh)

703 argghh

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)

704 Touchdown Green Bay!!

Posted by: mama winger at January 12, 2013 08:28 PM (P6QsQ)

705 haha, Packers pick 6

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:29 PM (kpCLl)

706 4th down fuck

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:29 PM (8sCoq)

707 Denied.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:29 PM (QupBk)

708 Interception and a TD. Great start!

Posted by: mama winger at January 12, 2013 08:29 PM (P6QsQ)

709 excuse me y;all I'm going down to the stadium to muzzle Dierdorf BRB

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:29 PM (8sCoq)

710
Man if you cant get 2 yards on 2 runs...you don't deserve something or other.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:30 PM (p/cQy)

711 Niiiiice tackle!

Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2013 08:30 PM (X6akg)

712 And Green Bay scores! Up 7-0 over San Francisco.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:30 PM (g3wOT)

713 I know they say that Jacob Hester "earned his place on the team," but they didn't say how.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 08:30 PM (MmrCa)

714 my primitive TV has no PiP

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:31 PM (8sCoq)

715 Deerdork is the most useless commentator. I would rather listen to Mary Carillo talk about Football.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 08:31 PM (jucos)

716 Oh, hi Jones. What are you doing in the announcer's boo.......mmmmmphphphm.ggggrrr.mmmmmmphhh.

Posted by: Dear Dandorf at January 12, 2013 08:31 PM (1OZSU)

717 I would rather listen to Mary Carillo talk about Football.

-------------




Isn't she a man?

Posted by: mama winger at January 12, 2013 08:31 PM (P6QsQ)

718 Dierdorf thinks he's doing radio for some odd reason.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:32 PM (aZ6ew)

719 PICK 6 RIGHT HERE

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:32 PM (8sCoq)

720
heh, saftey for the win would be appropriate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (p/cQy)

721 RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (8sCoq)

722 Dierdorf thinks he's doing radio for some odd reason.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:32 PM (aZ6ew)



Now, now, now, the magic moving spirits in the box scare and confuse unfrozen caveman Dierdorf.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Sheldon/Penny 4Eva at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (Gk3SS)

723 That was big.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (jucos)

724 jeebus weepin kee riest

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (8sCoq)

725 Nice catch.

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (FuFQo)

726 1st down.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (QupBk)

727 Clutch catch!!

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (BVkEs)

728 I'm going to slit my wrists.

Posted by: Spypeach at January 12, 2013 08:33 PM (pwTow)

729 Both these teams look fagged.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:34 PM (QupBk)

730 really? almost intercepted dan?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:35 PM (8sCoq)

731 Good defensive play! ohmyohmyohmyohmyohmy!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:35 PM (1OZSU)

732 Does Denver WANT to win?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 12, 2013 08:36 PM (jucos)

733 Holliday has already shot his wad.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:36 PM (QupBk)

734 these guys have to be so cold, so tired

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:36 PM (8sCoq)

735 This must be what being waterboarded feels like.
......and I don't have the answer to make it stop.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:36 PM (aZ6ew)

736 Clay Matthews, yummmmm! Any truth to the rumor he's playing in honor of Miss Tammy tonight?

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:36 PM (kpCLl)

737 Sure wish we had McGahee in right now.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 08:37 PM (MmrCa)

738 C'mon Peyton- strong pump fake, double move by Demaryius Thomas. Go for it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:37 PM (1OZSU)

739 has an OT game ever gone to a 2nd OT period?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:37 PM (8sCoq)

740 these guys have to be so cold, so tired, so incredibly well-paid

fify

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:37 PM (kpCLl)

741 has an OT game ever gone to a 2nd OT period?

I'm sure Dierdork will let us know.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:38 PM (kpCLl)

742 Thanks Dan

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:39 PM (aZ6ew)

743
I wonder if the broncs have a qb sneak in their arsenal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:39 PM (p/cQy)

744 As long as their still playing football they have a chance to win.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:39 PM (jucos)

745 Sudden Death! Always loved that term.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:39 PM (BVkEs)

746 no ties today!

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:40 PM (8sCoq)

747 739 has an OT game ever gone to a 2nd OT period?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:37 PM (8sCoq)

*****

I think Miami had a triple OT game back in the 70's. Garo Yepremian tried to pass after a fumbled field goal snap (though I may be very wrong here).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:40 PM (1OZSU)

748 >I wonder if the broncs have a qb sneak in their arsenal.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:39 PM (p/cQy)

not with Peyton

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:40 PM (8sCoq)

749 TD SF.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 12, 2013 08:40 PM (+tsoh)

750 At this point it's almost like they've been playing football for 5 quarters.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (jucos)

751 Brit Hume ‏@brithume

Is it just me or is Dan Dierdorf having a tough day. Everything he says seems either obvious or banal or both.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (8sCoq)

752 Wat

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (g3wOT)

753 INT!!!

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (BVkEs)

754 Picked!

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (QupBk)

755 Thanks, Peyton!

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (FuFQo)

756 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (8sCoq)

757 That was a mistake by Manning.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:41 PM (jucos)

758 Should have kept Tebow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:42 PM (p/cQy)

759 Cut the tail off an elephant's ass and paint a mustache right about in the middle and you have Dierdorf's mug.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 12, 2013 08:42 PM (aZ6ew)

760 all denver had to do was make one 1st down at the end of the 4th Q

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:42 PM (8sCoq)

761 Interception. Craptastic. Shut up Dickdorf.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:42 PM (EAgmr)

762 758 Should have kept Tebow.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:42 PM (p/cQy)

*****

LOL

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:43 PM (1OZSU)

763 Interception !!!! Suck it Peyton

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 08:43 PM (EjpKz)

764 It is cold outside..... That will affect the play.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:43 PM (jucos)

765 a short FG can be returned for a TD


just sayin

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:43 PM (8sCoq)

766 In FG range.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:43 PM (QupBk)

767
And game. Bummer. Was kinda lookin forward to Manning Brady.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:43 PM (p/cQy)

768 Should have kept Tebow.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk No matter how this game ends up, Although I like the kid a lot, Tebow is no Manning.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:44 PM (EAgmr)

769 As a Rutgers alum -I'm lovin Ray Rice tonight !

Posted by: mccool at January 12, 2013 08:44 PM (EMVAV)

770 Motherfucker! If the Broncos don't get a turnover, the Ravens will win.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:45 PM (xud5f)

771 The football is hard because it is cold.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)

772
It was a joke Cheri. But WTF a guy gets to practice FG's between quarters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:45 PM (p/cQy)

773 With Tebow Baltimore wouldn't have had those 14 points off of Manning turnovers.

Tebow could have done a QB sneak on that 3rd down play, too.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:45 PM (g3wOT)

774 den's only hope now is a turnover or a shanked FG

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:45 PM (8sCoq)

775 48 yard attempt.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:46 PM (QupBk)

776 I would imagine they'll try the FG now.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:46 PM (jucos)

777 game...

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:46 PM (8sCoq)

778 Wow.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (g3wOT)

779 Another week of Ray Lewis.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (QupBk)

780 Ravens at Foxborough!

Posted by: east of nowhere at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (FuFQo)

781 Haha!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (kpCLl)

782
Fuck me with a chainsaw. Dammit, Jones.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (XuF3S)

783 I used to call him Peyton Fucking Manning

now it's fucking Peyton Manning

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (8sCoq)

784 How 'bout them Ravens!

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (BVkEs)

785 Sigh.

Posted by: geoff at January 12, 2013 08:47 PM (MmrCa)

786 BAM! Take that Elway and fuck you very much!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 12, 2013 08:48 PM (EjpKz)

787 UFB

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:48 PM (8sCoq)

788 YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAVENS WIN!!!!!!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2013 08:48 PM (aH+zP)

789 One of the greatest playoff games ever.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:48 PM (BVkEs)

790
Damn. Not happy Denver lost, but the fact that we have to listen to that Ray the Murderer love-in is gonna kill me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:48 PM (p/cQy)

791 Well, that's it. I'm as bored with the NFL now as I am with politics.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:48 PM (xud5f)

792 F*ck Ray Lewis - interview Ray Rice !

Posted by: mccool at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (EMVAV)

793 well, to be fair, Denver botched a few chances to put this away

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (8sCoq)

794 Peyton shoulda shanked RayRay right there.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (XuF3S)

795 Ray Lewis just slapped Manning on the back of the neck.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (BVkEs)

796 I guess this means that Baltimore moves on.

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (jucos)

797 Shhh...the Rev Mr Lewis is quoting Scripture.

Posted by: comatus at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (qaVK+)

798 Well, back to watching Rescue Me on DVD. Have fun, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at January 12, 2013 08:49 PM (xud5f)

799 Excellent game, fan-wise

but make no mistake- this was winnable for Denver

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:50 PM (8sCoq)

800 Peyton pulled a Peyton Manning

Posted by: joeindc44 says go Ravens (now that it's OT) at January 12, 2013 08:50 PM (3zQJl)

801
Oh I got to turn this shit off. Is that Lewis crying about God?
Great game, very disappointing and I'm going to cry myself to sleep over some tequila sleep medicine.

Thanks CO 'rons and 'ettes. We had a good run while it lasted.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:50 PM (EAgmr)

802 Think about that though, Tebow has more playoff wins with Denver.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (p/cQy)

803 Welcome to Houston, Ravens, for the AFC Championship game.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (BVkEs)

804 But hey guess what?

I'M A NATIVE MARYLANDER

Go Ravens!

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (8sCoq)

805 It was Denver's to lose and they did.

Posted by: Cheri at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (EAgmr)

806 aaaaand I was wrong

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (pUqSw)

807 So...when does the NHL start play? I hear the Avalanche are an up and coming young team.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (1OZSU)

808 >Peyton pulled a Peyton Manning


Posted by: joeindc44 says go Ravens (now that it's OT) at January 12, 2013 08:50 PM (3zQJl)


yes he did- not the 1st time

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (8sCoq)

809 alright friends this was fun- see ya soon

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 12, 2013 08:52 PM (8sCoq)

810 stupid broncos. jerks.

:wq!

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at January 12, 2013 08:53 PM (SS8WM)

811 Hey Greg. The games over, do we get juice boxes now?

Posted by: Dan Dierdorf at January 12, 2013 08:53 PM (jucos)

812 806
aaaaand I was wrong

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 12, 2013 08:51 PM (pUqSw)

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So, you pickin' the Patriots? (fingers crossed)

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:54 PM (BVkEs)

813 Please Mr. Brady, end the Gangstar Lewis career next week...that is all

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 12, 2013 08:54 PM (FIDMq)

814 Well, at least Champ Bailey will get to start in the Pro Bowl.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 12, 2013 08:54 PM (yW4lI)

815 Please Mr. Brady, end the Gangstar Lewis career next week...that is all

Pretty sure that can be arranged . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 12, 2013 08:55 PM (kpCLl)

816 yes

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 12, 2013 08:56 PM (pUqSw)

817 Love to see the losers on CBS eat crow. Such sadness.....

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:57 PM (BVkEs)

818 816
yes

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YES!

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 12, 2013 08:58 PM (BVkEs)

819 You know, I have a teeny bit of empathy, as a fan of a team who's twice blown HFA, but Donks fans are some arrogant motherfuckers. I'm drunk on their bitter tears!

Posted by: wankette at January 13, 2013 02:03 AM (kSBJy)






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