Bill Clinton, Who Put His Very Young and Vulnerable Daughter Through the Pains of Decades of Marital Infidenlity, Honored as Father of the Year

Infidelity is horrifying to the person betrayed -- and even more horrifying to a child who doesn't understand why Daddy's looking for a new Mommy, or why Mommy's always crying.

And yet he's now cited by the "National Fathers Day Council" -- whatever the hell that is -- as one of the fathers of the year.

If the right agrees that Bill Clinton's serial infidelities don't make him an awful president, can the left agree they also don't make him a hero or saint?


via @benk84's link dump.

Posted by: Ace at 05:51 PM



Comments

1 can the left agree they also don't make him a hero or saint?

No.

Posted by: The left at January 10, 2013 05:54 PM (6TB1Z)

2 They forgot Husband Of The Year.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2013 05:55 PM (FcR7P)

3 Whooose yo Daddy?, you may want to put some ice on that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 05:56 PM (l86i3)

4 Eh, it's not like it was Husband of the Year.

Besides, he hasn't been involved in any infidelity this year, has he?

Of course, I'm not sure exactly what positive thing he did to be Father of the Year. *shrug*

Posted by: JDTAY at January 10, 2013 05:56 PM (a0nis)

5 We truly are thru the looking glass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2013 05:56 PM (+0O9a)

6 Saint Bubba the Horndogulous.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 05:56 PM (l86i3)

7 These same people gave John Edwards the award in 2007, I believe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2013 05:57 PM (p/cQy)

8 We have truly entered bizarro world. Now, to find my evil doppelganger....

Posted by: Icedog at January 10, 2013 05:57 PM (PTS+l)

9 Hmm...

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 05:57 PM (FcR7P)

10 Why do famous types always get these awards? Usually they're way too busy for their families. They should give it to some nobody.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 10, 2013 05:58 PM (a0nis)

11 I heard he has also been nominated for the Brazzers Droppin' Loads Lifetime Achievement award, so 2013 is shaping up to be a pretty good year for Bill.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2013 05:58 PM (+lsX1)

12 "
I heard he has also been nominated for the Brazzers Droppin' Loads
Lifetime Achievement award, so 2013 is shaping up to be a pretty good
year for Bill."


May as well close the thread now...Nothing is going to top that.

Posted by: MrShad at January 10, 2013 05:59 PM (Xqfwb)

13 This is right up there with "We'll mint trillion dollar coins and solve the debt!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2013 06:00 PM (FcR7P)

14
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

I am the Great and Powerful Oz!!

Yeah, it's all smoke and mirrors.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 10, 2013 06:00 PM (RFeQD)

15 Cheaters do prosper.

Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2013 06:01 PM (bAGA/)

16 Then again, Obama got a Peace Prize... LOL

I have a little plaque in my home office that my daughter gave me. It is a little cowboy hat and boot. It says, "My dad. Best in the West" That's all I will ever need.


Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:01 PM (CLkAH)

17 Wonder how Lewinski's parents feel about the award?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:01 PM (UOM48)

18 Planet of the Apes world.

Unreal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2013 06:01 PM (XkWWK)

19 I think it's just a way for the crazy lefties to recognize one of the flock. Heap lavish praise on one of your own, deserved or not. Mostly not.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2013 06:01 PM (JgkPs)

20 I'm up for a Sandusky!

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 10, 2013 06:01 PM (+lsX1)

21 Damn - I have not been screwing the maid! I need to get to work so I can be the father of the year!

Posted by: redguy at January 10, 2013 06:02 PM (oKH8p)

22 Johnny-23 says "Perfect Choice!"

+10 Internet Points to all who get the reference

Posted by: Icedog at January 10, 2013 06:02 PM (PTS+l)

23 (reality)* -1

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 10, 2013 06:02 PM (feFL6)

24 I understand they were going to give Vince Foster the Suicide Prevention Award as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2013 06:02 PM (XkWWK)

25 2007 Award winner John Edwards agrees that nothing pulls in the pussy like the dad of the year award.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 10, 2013 06:02 PM (SzAZ7)

26
I wonder what the award itself looks like? A golden condom?

A silver cigar?

Beret? A bronzed dry-cleaning bill?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 06:02 PM (yiIja)

27 He was honored as father of the year because of his strong support for abortion.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 10, 2013 06:03 PM (XUKZU)

28 16
Then again, Obama got a Peace Prize... LOL




So did the inventor of the internet, Al effin Gore. He's coming to the Savannah Book Festival to hawk his latest POS. He's going to take questions from the audience (written on cards).


I'd kill to be able to ask him if the center of the earth is, indeed, "millions of degrees."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM48)

29 How many baby-sitters did he shag?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2013 06:03 PM (XkWWK)

30 The runner up? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2013 06:03 PM (+lsX1)

31 Maybe the NFDC just rates them by quantity instead of quality?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at January 10, 2013 06:04 PM (YYJjz)

32 We wanted to hand out the 2013 awards early, really early. You know, just in case.

Posted by: Nat'l Father's Day Council at January 10, 2013 06:04 PM (FcR7P)

33 I heard he has also been nominated for the Brazzers Droppin' Loads Lifetime Achievement award, so 2013 is shaping up to be a pretty good year for Bill.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2013 05:58 PM (+lsX1)


Brazzers, really? If you know what brazzers is you are a straight up low life pervert, I've spent hours at that place engulfed in its moral disgust. Hour after hour, trying to understand the depravity. You are not a good Man sir.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 06:04 PM (l86i3)

34 Hillary is no Mother of the Year. She should have tossed his worthless ass out years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:05 PM (UOM48)

35 I don't know who this "National Fathers Day Council" is either, but I now know they have negative credibility.


What is with leftists and trying to make their favorite politicians into ubermensches? "He's not just a successful politicians, he's the most wonderful-est of people!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 10, 2013 06:05 PM (NmR1a)

36 Gross.

Posted by: Jmel at January 10, 2013 06:06 PM (9tSXa)

37 Infidenlity? sounds painful.

Posted by: USA at January 10, 2013 06:06 PM (RIg+t)

38 I'd kill to be able to ask him if the center of the earth is, indeed, "millions of degrees."

Ask him about his chakra and how it can be rejuvenated.by busty 19-year old masseuses.

Posted by: OregomMuse at January 10, 2013 06:06 PM (xm1A1)

39 Jane D'oh: Are you, therefore, going to the Savannah Book Festival? It would be great to see that lunatic, arrogant jerk taken down a few notches.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:07 PM (CLkAH)

40 dagnabbit.

Posted by: OregomMuse at January 10, 2013 06:07 PM (xm1A1)

41 And Barack Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize but I guess that's not news anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2013 06:07 PM (QKKT0)

42
What is with leftists and trying to make their favorite politicians into ubermensches? "He's not just a successful politicians, he's the most wonderful-est of people!"

That last sentence is an example of a poly-oxymoron.

Any reference to an actual Moron is accidental and unintentional.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 06:07 PM (yiIja)

43 Well, as far as we know, he didn't rape Chelsea, so I guess that can qualify him as FOTY since he seems to be really fond of sexual assault.

Posted by: DangerGirl crosseyed from cross stitch at January 10, 2013 06:08 PM (GrtrJ)

44
Guess that means Obama get the Paul Krugman economist of the year award.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 10, 2013 06:08 PM (mETGQ)

45 Eh, it's not like it was Husband of the Year.

Why not both?

Posted by: Woody Allen at January 10, 2013 06:08 PM (FcR7P)

46 39
Jane D'oh: Are you, therefore, going to the Savannah Book Festival? It
would be great to see that lunatic, arrogant jerk taken down a few
notches.


Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:07 PM (CLkAH)


I'll attend some events. I won't waste my time on the Goreacle. He's going to pick softball questions. The local media are slobbering all over themselves in anticipation of his arrival.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:08 PM (UOM48)

47 As everyone else has noted, I don't get what the hell Clinton has done to get this. So help me, if it's because of his work defending reproductive rights, i.e. abortion, then I give up in trying to parody the Left.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (Gk3SS)

48 Quoting: "We wanted to hand out the 2013 awards early, really early. You know, just in case."

Hey, maybe we're not the only ones expecting the arrival of SMOD.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (CLkAH)

49 Eh, He can have it, I've secretly been taking Middle East Oil Money for 10 years.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (p/cQy)

50 I wonder how Clinton would feel if someone coerced His daughter with threats or 'deals'?

Posted by: ette- at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (nqBYe)

51 Bill Clinton's Penis is a higher priority than his daughter ever was.

As a democrat, that's ok, because technically, until the age of 26, children can still be classified as a fetus.

Living in a womb or a room makes no difference. If you are still supporting them, feeding them, and doing their laundry.

btw...what the fuck is it with all the shitty liberal tv shows refering to the baby any pregnant woman is carrying as her fetus.

is that to show how hip they are?

And Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a cock sucking mother fucking piece of shit america hating son of an ignorant communist whore bitch...just saying...and his wife is ass ugly too...even for a moose.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (+OTLF)

52 Meh, it just looks like it's an award to big name types who give them money.


At least they aren't trying really hard to maintain a pretense like the Nobel Committee.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (ROv35)

53 “With the profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations, President Clinton exemplifies the attributes that we celebrate through the Father of the Year award,” said Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee.
-
In other words, it's all about politics.

Rudy Giuliani is a previous "Father of the Year". He was a very bad father.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 10, 2013 06:10 PM (htkP/)

54 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM4

So, are you prepared to face a blizzard?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 10, 2013 06:10 PM (wbeNt)

55 Rudy Giuliani is listed as a past recipient. So their stupidity on this is bipartisan.

Posted by: embittered redleg at January 10, 2013 06:10 PM (NvjU1)

56 but Bill is the leader of womens groups , and His 'women' were soul-less zombies out to ruin him.

Posted by: ette- at January 10, 2013 06:10 PM (nqBYe)

57 So Brent Mussberger must be in the running for "Woman of the Year" then.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 10, 2013 06:10 PM (EdGYI)

58 "I'll attend some events. I won't waste my time on the Goreacle. He's
going to pick softball questions. The local media are slobbering all
over themselves in anticipation of his arrival."

<sigh> Oh, well. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (CLkAH)

59 "I've spent hours at that place engulfed in its moral disgust. Hour after hour, trying to understand the depravity."

OSP, I'm sure there's some grant money out there for you. The taxpayers should support your honorable quest!

Posted by: Icedog at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (PTS+l)

60 National Fathers Day Council...who the fuck are they?

What to they do, other than hand out lucky-ducky awards?

Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (VMcEw)

61 I'd kill to be able to ask him if the center of the earth is, indeed, "millions of degrees."

Actually, I've read that it is as hot as the surface of the sun. Not willing to take my own measurement, I'll accept the guess. Which means we have a molten core and magnetic barrier which shields us from the suns incessant blast of charged particles. Unlike Mars, which is cold and dead, and has no atmosphere.

I don't like to defend C- students in Earth sciences, but he may have learned one or two things in class, in between inventing the Internet, and being the model for the movie "Love Story".

But it does raise an interesting question as to the variables in the Earths temperature and so-called 'Global Warming'.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (feFL6)

62 I'd kill to be able to ask him if the center of the earth is, indeed, "millions of degrees."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:03 PM (UOM4


Or what he's gonna do with all that evil oil money.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (X6akg)

63 Treacher had the best observation. They gave this award to John Edwards almost 9 months to the day before his kid with what's-her-name was born.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (0Mr4u)

64 45 Eh, it's not like it was Husband of the Year.

Why not both?
Posted by: Woody Allen at January 10, 2013 06:08 PM (FcR7P)
-
Why not both for Rudy Giuliani too?

Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 10, 2013 06:12 PM (htkP/)

65 What's the over/under for Harry Reid winning Pendergast of the Year?

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:12 PM (CLkAH)

66 We endorse Herr Clinton as well!

/perhaps Frau Clinton and her friend Huma can be our bisexual/gay couple of the year?

Posted by: Ministry of Morality at January 10, 2013 06:12 PM (z63Tr)

67
Someone already mentioned the John Edwards thing.

So I'll just spammy this shit and mention it too.

Whatever, I'm tired of lurking all the time.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 10, 2013 06:12 PM (yG4lV)

68 Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 10, 2013 06:09 PM (+OTLF)

What, no caps today? You must be in a good mood today

Posted by: Icedog at January 10, 2013 06:13 PM (PTS+l)

69 re: "Actually, I've read that it is as hot as the surface of the sun."

That's five thousand degrees.

Posted by: oblig., B- at January 10, 2013 06:13 PM (cePv8)

70 4 Eh, it's not like it was Husband of the Year.

Besides, he hasn't been involved in any infidelity this year, has he?

Of course, I'm not sure exactly what positive thing he did to be Father of the Year. *shrug*
Posted by: JDTAY at January 10, 2013 05:56 PM (a0nis)


_____________________

Ya, but Father of the Year?

How old is Chelsea?

Older than Monica was--by now I guess.

But, really--how much fathering does Chelsea need at this age?

Posted by: tasker at January 10, 2013 06:13 PM (r2PLg)

71 yeah, this is stupid. I've wondered what the father of a grown, married woman actually does as a parent anymore?

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at January 10, 2013 06:13 PM (QxSug)

72 Pshhhh...I was counsellor of the year every summer

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 10, 2013 06:14 PM (FiwwD)

73 65
What's the over/under for Harry Reid winning Pendergast of the Year?




You've been reading Preston and Child novels, haven't you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:14 PM (UOM48)

74 Chelsea ended up pretty dog ugly. She reminds me of whatever kind of breed that Debbie W.S. is a member of. But back in the day, when the ugly was more concentrated Saturday Night Live would call her a "babe in waiting". I couldn't see that prediction coming true - and I was right.

Posted by: Whatev at January 10, 2013 06:14 PM (lreFA)

75 And the nominees for Government Sex Kitten of the Year are:

Hillary Clinton
Janet Napolitano
Maxine Waters
Elizabeth Warren
Debbie Wasserman Schultz

The envelope please....

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2013 06:14 PM (QKKT0)

76 Next year I nominate Rosie O'Donnell as Butch of the Year.

Is there a Butch of the Year Concil, If not, It just formed.

Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 06:14 PM (VMcEw)

77 But, really--how much fathering does Chelsea need at this age?

None, because its too late. Nothing will help her at this point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 10, 2013 06:14 PM (Fzabh)

78 OSP, I'm sure there's some grant money out there for you. The taxpayers should support your honorable quest!
Posted by: Icedog at January 10, 2013 06:11 PM (PTS+l)

Hmm, there is Government money in ridiculous over the top tomfoolery, millions..

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (l86i3)

79 This has been going on forever.
Awards are for Leftys, ridicule and harassment for the Right, just ask the MFM.

I believe Duranty's Pullitzer is still displayed in the NYT's lobby.

Pullitzer winners = almost uniformly Lefty's
Nobel = same
Hollyweird awards puleeease.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (aZ6ew)

80 I do say who is your Daddy a lot.

Posted by: Bubba at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (SzAZ7)

81 Chelsea is 32-according to the googles.

Posted by: tasker at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (r2PLg)

82 Wait...maybe there's a Clinton Brat out there that we don't know about.

Posted by: tasker at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (r2PLg)

83
The envelope please....

You forgot Exidor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (yiIja)

84 Barack Obama is our 2013 Dog Lover of the Year.

Posted by: The National Council Of Awards For Everyone at January 10, 2013 06:15 PM (FcR7P)

85 So what, I won this award too you freakin' pigs.

Posted by: Charles Manson at January 10, 2013 06:16 PM (ZOf1l)

86 Quoting: "Hillary Clinton
Janet Napolitano
Maxine Waters
Elizabeth Warren
Debbie Wasserman Schultz"

Man...Helen Thomas wasn't nominated?! What kind of bias is this?!?!

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:16 PM (CLkAH)

87 Next year I nominate Rosie O'Donnell as Butch of the Year.

May the best man win.

Posted by: Janet Reno at January 10, 2013 06:16 PM (EdGYI)

88 Well, to be fair, getting his cock sucked by stupid imbeciles isn't exactly something new for Bill.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 06:16 PM (nGO/U)

89 Who's yer daddy! I would guess that algore-the-wealthy is a better parent. Hell, even b.o. is probably a much better dad than the great cigar-dipping womanizer. Where do these people get this stuff! lol! They have to know going in that it is going to make heads explode.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 10, 2013 06:17 PM (DBH1h)

90 75
And the nominees for Government Sex Kitten of the Year are:

Hillary Clinton
Janet Napolitano
Maxine Waters
Elizabeth Warren
Debbie Wasserman Schultz

The envelope please....

STOP! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!! ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: shibumi at January 10, 2013 06:17 PM (z63Tr)

91 All kidding aside, prepare yourselves for Chelsea running for something.

I hate dynasties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:17 PM (UOM48)

92 Us liberals are not hung up on who is fucking whom. Hell, I don't care that Larry Craig was working the glory hole while a Senator.

Admit it - the Big Dawg is the most beloved ex-president of modern times.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 10, 2013 06:18 PM (adBnz)

93 'Cause he inspired Chelsea to become a Pediatric Cardiologist, or something.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2013 06:18 PM (1OZSU)

94 "91 All kidding aside, prepare yourselves for Chelsea running for something.

I hate dynasties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:17 PM (UOM4 "

Will it be Father of the Year? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 06:19 PM (nGO/U)

95 Obama was punished with 2 children. He should have won it.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 10, 2013 06:19 PM (EdGYI)

96 Next year it will be Barry Oblablah, who wouldn't want his daughters "punished" with babies, and has no problem with late term abortions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:19 PM (UOM48)

97 When does Jerry Sandusky get his win?

Posted by: Fart at January 10, 2013 06:19 PM (erQJO)

98 Jane D'oh: Oh, I got that award wrong...I should ask what's the over/under for Harry Reid to winning the Outstanding Role Model for Impressionable Young Boys

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 06:19 PM (CLkAH)

99 Admit it - the Big Dawg is the most beloved ex-president of modern times.


Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 10, 2013 06:18 PM (adBnz)

Respectfully or not respectfully disagree.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at January 10, 2013 06:20 PM (ZOf1l)

100 All kidding aside, prepare yourselves for Chelsea running for something.


Yeah, her future in "Journalism" doesn't look too promising these days, even with that last name of hers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2013 06:20 PM (QKKT0)

101 "92 Us liberals are not hung up on who is fucking whom. Hell, I don't care that Larry Craig was working the glory hole while a Senator.

Admit it - the Big Dawg is the most beloved ex-president of modern times.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at January 10, 2013 06:18 PM (adBnz) "

Sure...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 06:20 PM (nGO/U)

102 This shite has all of the gravitas of a World's Greatest Dad coffee mug.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 10, 2013 06:21 PM (aZ6ew)

103 I deserve at least a Fatherhood Service Cross for mounting the Hildabeast.

Posted by: Bubba at January 10, 2013 06:21 PM (SzAZ7)

104 "95 Obama was punished with 2 children. He should have won it.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at January 10, 2013 06:19 PM (EdGYI) "

He should have stuck to his principles and gotten two abortions.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 06:21 PM (nGO/U)

105 When they have the ceremony in June, you know this bobbled-nosed ego maniac will be sitting there with that certain smile of his on his face and bask in the glow like he actually is deserving of this.
Hey I know, next year why not Lindsay Lohan's dad?

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2013 06:21 PM (G+Wff)

106 I suspect they just want to draw a big name to their little party. Kinda like when the Golden Globalies nominated Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie for "The Tourist." Glamour! Media!



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2013 06:21 PM (C8mVl)

107
This shite has all of the gravitas of a World's Greatest Dad coffee mug.


Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 10, 2013 06:22 PM (ZOf1l)

108 Next year he's getting a Grammy for all his groundbreaking career achievements in saxophone.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2013 06:22 PM (1OZSU)

109 91 All kidding aside, prepare yourselves for Chelsea running for something. I hate dynasties.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:17 PM (UOM4

Like maybe VP on Hilary's ticket! No experience required ... but really, just growing up with/being raised by wolves as she has been is better than community organizing I suppose.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 10, 2013 06:22 PM (DBH1h)

110 The Clintons are all slime-molds. But I guess their future as The New Kennedys is inevitable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2013 06:22 PM (DuH+r)

111 All kidding aside, prepare yourselves for Chelsea running for something. I hate dynasties.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

With her I don't worry. The girl went to the Caroline Kennedy school of charisma, wit, and meaningful dialogue.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2013 06:23 PM (G+Wff)

112 nood thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 06:23 PM (UOM48)

113 Us liberals are not hung up on who is fucking whom.

Could have fooled us, none of you will ever shut the fuck up about sex.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 10, 2013 06:24 PM (Fzabh)

114 What did he do to get FOTY? I imagine we'll soon hear the heartwarming story of the time he drove Chelsea to the abortion clinic in order to delay his eligibility for Grandfather Of The Year.

Seriously. It's not just the pain of the infidelity and the way it put his marriage and thus his daughter's stability in jeopardy. Guys with daughters, listen up: however you treat women---not your daughter, but her mother, your own sisters and mother, and (ahem) your female employees and coworkers and, um, interns---is how your daughter will expect to be treated by men, and the sort of behavior she will tolerate. Mothers aren't off the hook, either; Hillary is rotten for the message she sent her daughter by tolerating Billy Jeff's assholery.

All things considered, Chelsea turned out reasonably okay. If anything, maybe she should get an Offspring Of The Year Award for not turning into a complete and total public trainwreck.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at January 10, 2013 06:24 PM (b+8h9)

115 The Clintons are all slime-molds. But I guess their future as The New Kennedys is inevitable.


Don't see it, Bill only had one kid. Joe had a whole shitload including one who he had half of the brain cut out of and I'm not talking about Teddy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 10, 2013 06:24 PM (ZOf1l)

116
It's just some publicity seeking non-profit trying to fill up its luncheon meeting with people hoping to meet the famous and pretty people. Famous people allowing their name to be used in return for schilling the "non-profit." Any thing to keep those sweet non-profit contributions coming in.

Their choices in the past are sort of embarassing, if they had any shame:

RFK, JFK, Spiro T Agnew, Jesse Jackson, Guiliani
2009- Gen.Petraeus
2007 - John Edwards, Hulk Hogan,
2005 - Donald Trump

Ask your publicist how much this would cost for them to name you?

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2013 06:24 PM (zLp5I)

117 I read that during the 1980 Primary Season he traveled openly with his squeeze du jour, confident the press would not mention it.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 10, 2013 06:25 PM (6H6FZ)

118 I'd kill to be able to ask him if the center of the earth is, indeed, "millions of degrees."

Ask him why CurrerntTV was sold to a bunch of Islamic terrorist enablers.

Posted by: OregomMuse at January 10, 2013 06:25 PM (xm1A1)

119 "111 All kidding aside, prepare yourselves for Chelsea running for something. I hate dynasties.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

With her I don't worry. The girl went to the Caroline Kennedy school of charisma, wit, and meaningful dialogue.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2013 06:23 PM (G+Wff) "

And she's still one of the brightest and most unbiased journalists...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 06:25 PM (nGO/U)

120 That's five thousand degrees.

Which, I suppose you're going to tell me is less then millions of degrees?!!! /sarc

Yeah, I've had a couple, and am defending Al Gore (maybe -- at least the part that flunked Earth Science). I still am a little curious as to why -- after 4.5 billion years -- the center of the Earth is still molten, while Mars is as cold as Helen Thomas' cooter on Sadie Hawkins Day.

It's one of those variables I'd like the Global Warming nut cases to include in their computations.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 10, 2013 06:25 PM (feFL6)

121 108 Next year he's getting a Grammy for all his groundbreaking career achievements in saxophone.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2013 06:22 PM (1OZSU)

*******

Darn auto correct- that should be:

Next year he's having phone sex with a Granny, quite an achievement.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 10, 2013 06:25 PM (1OZSU)

122
Elmer's announced that I am their man of the year.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2013 06:26 PM (mETGQ)

123 Father of whom, exactly?

Posted by: teh Wind at January 10, 2013 06:26 PM (S880N)

124 She'll be running for senate, since apparently the IQ minimum on democrat women running for senate needs to be at least 40 but no greater than 60.

Posted by: Whatev at January 10, 2013 06:27 PM (lreFA)

125 Americans love Bill

Posted by: occam at January 10, 2013 06:29 PM (Ngpgi)

126 You mean he's accepting the posthumous award on behalf of Webb Hubble, right?

Posted by: ChampionCapua at January 10, 2013 06:29 PM (KZi9D)

127 "If the right agrees that Bill Clinton's serial infidelities don't make
him an awful president, can the left agree they also don't make him a
hero or saint?"

Nope.

Posted by: holygoat at January 10, 2013 06:32 PM (XnwWl)

128 Americans love Bill and #120 Mars center probably is molten

Posted by: occam at January 10, 2013 06:33 PM (Ngpgi)

129 Mommy, why do the pages of my Teen Beat magazine always stick together?

Posted by: Chelsea Butterface at January 10, 2013 06:40 PM (w3+gB)

130 #120 Mars center probably is molten

Mars has 1% of the atmosphere of Earth. No molten core, no magnetic protection from the Suns ray, little or no atmosphere. It got blown a billion miles away.

Whether Mars has a little molten or no molten core is debatable, but why Earth is still 'on fire' at the core is kinda fascinating to me.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at January 10, 2013 06:40 PM (feFL6)

131 So I've got a shot for Vestal Virgin of the Year honors then?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 10, 2013 06:47 PM (ymWVT)

132 Douchebag of the Decade.

Posted by: Chas at January 10, 2013 07:01 PM (9AxVP)

133 Brazzers, really? If you know what brazzers is you are a straight up low life pervert, I've spent hours at that place engulfed in its moral disgust. Hour after hour, trying to understand the depravity. You are not a good Man sir.

I is low.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2013 07:04 PM (d0Dmj)

134 Been getting cuckolded Ace?

Not surprising really. I've seen pictures of you and you really are quite the fat fuck. No wonder your wife is off fucking some other guy most days.

Posted by: John at January 10, 2013 07:05 PM (KOp/H)

135 Edwards also got this "award". Nuff said.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 10, 2013 07:08 PM (PCJvs)

136 John Edwards has early lead on next year's award.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2013 07:24 PM (NGsLN)

137 Maybe they meant he fathered the most children in a year....that then were sucked out by a vacuum or burned to death by chemicals.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at January 10, 2013 07:25 PM (T/L2Z)

138 It appears the assumption old Bill is daddy to only one child known as Chelsea . . . Perhaps the timing of this award is hinting @ something as yet not widely revealed. after all, we also apparently assume he only shot blanks.

Posted by: WTD at January 10, 2013 07:26 PM (y7c1A)

139 There was some expectation that Bill Clinton would show at the 100th birthday celebration for Richard Nixon lat night at the Mayflower Hotel in DC, but alas, he was a no-show.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2013 07:27 PM (e8kgV)

140 You know that Democrats love "dead Republicans"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2013 07:29 PM (e8kgV)

141 "Unabanger" to "Father of the Year" in 15 years.

What a country!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at January 10, 2013 07:34 PM (zpqa2)

142 I receive golfer of year. Eight hole in ones in row! Also, I receive most handsomest man of Earth. Three times I win!

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at January 10, 2013 07:42 PM (HzhBE)

143 He may not be a good father, but you don't know, he could be a pretty good baby daddy.

Posted by: shawty lo at January 10, 2013 07:52 PM (Zsb4e)

144 Bubba won the Father of the Year award due to his "public service". We don't need fathers anymore...progressives want the government to be your daddy now.

Posted by: BG in Texas at January 10, 2013 08:00 PM (IBbvY)

145 Posted by: John at January 10, 2013 07:05 PM (KOp/H)


Projecting again little Johnny?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 10, 2013 08:40 PM (ROv35)

146 If the right agrees that Bill Clinton's serial infidelities don't make him an awful president, can the left agree they also don't make him a hero or saint?

Ace, the serial infidelity isn't the disease, it's a symptom.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2013 07:04 PM (d0Dmj)

You, my fellow lowlife, sound like the principal in the movie "Porky's" when he announces to his staff "I've seen every disgusting frame of that film. Twice."

Posted by: Bill H at January 10, 2013 08:52 PM (3sZO1)

147 Greetings:

I heard that it was just for the "One and Done" category.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 10, 2013 08:54 PM (aWNvh)

148 I have NOT been unfaithful to Ace, and I am extremely offended that anyone would suggest I have been.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at January 10, 2013 08:54 PM (9F2c1)

149 Posted by: John at January 10, 2013 07:05 PM (KOp/H)

I think know your 'voice', troll. That you use an archaic word like 'cuckhold' is kind of a tell, a giveaway to your sense of superiority. I'm guessing you style yourself an intellectual. It's also revealing about the directions your mind takes, the associations you make.

Plenty of time to read while you were in prison, amiright?

Posted by: troyriser at January 10, 2013 09:23 PM (ptcFO)






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