New "Acting School" with International Film and Television Star Nick Searcy

Funny, again.

Last night's show was damned good. I think it was the best premiere they've done. Right off the bat they made Raylan more interesting. Two of the best shows last season were about Raylan's law-breaking to avoid his ex-wife Winona getting arrested for her own law-breaking. (She impulsively stole $20,000 from police evidence and then didn't know what the hell to do-- she immediately thought better of it.) So this season they introduce the idea that Raylan is now illegally (or at least very contrary to employer policy) running down fugitives for a bounty hunter in his spare hours, for $3000 a pop.

The whole show last night was about Raylan doing one of these off-book jobs, and then trying to fix things -- without attracting any police attention -- when unexpected events began to spin things into complication and disaster. So it looks like Raylan, who has a lot of hell-raising, anger, and law-breaking in him by birth, is going to spend the season dancing on a knife's edge.

There was no Nick Searcy, but, almost making up for it, the show introduced what I hope will be a recurring plot element, which I call "Partial Nudity." And what glorious partial nudity it was. Not the typical Partial Nudity networks have been "daringly" showing ever third month for ten years now, by which I mean male partial nudity. I mean real partial nudity, like a chick with T&A all over the place.

Porn's been around so long now I forgot what a nice little thrill it was to see partial nudity. I used to scour the HBO guide for that "content warning advisory" (which was really just an advertisement for the movie).

I actually rewound it twice (total of three times viewing). Yes, I did. I bet a lot of you did too.

So, season's off to a great start. Damn fine episode with Raylan beginning to drift into the gravitational fields of his crazy criminal father and crazy criminal friend, and a heaping helping of butt and sideboob.

They had me at butt and sideboob,* but then they attached a whole show to the end of it. Well done, International Film and Television Star Nick Searcy. Well done.


* Actually I have a bad suspicion they already decided they'd show Timothy Olyphant's ass, in some kind of play for female viewers, and realized that would piss the show's many male viewers off (given that there has been no female nudity). So I think they are pre-mollifying us to keep us from getting mad later. I think it's a pre-mitigation effort.

But for the moment, I approve.


Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM



Comments

1 Nick Searcy, a moron's moron.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:38 PM (QupBk)

2 Will be watching tonight. I love it when Raylan gets into a "situation."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at January 09, 2013 02:40 PM (baL2B)

3 I dvr'd it so I shouldn't read the actual post.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:40 PM (QupBk)

4 Timothy Olyphant is now a national treasure.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at January 09, 2013 02:40 PM (DQhAB)

5 I really do need to watch this show. I always forget it exists.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 02:42 PM (4df7R)

6 I'm not sure I'm on board if Mr. Searcy is going to be the next "partially nude" character.

Posted by: mare at January 09, 2013 02:42 PM (A98Xu)

7 I mean real partial nudity, like with chick with The Bandonkadonk.

There's English in there somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2013 02:42 PM (djdc7)

8 The Bandonkadonk.



Is that like a donkey booty?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 02:42 PM (UOM48)

9 * Actually I have a bad suspicion they already decided they'd show Timothy Olyphant's ass, in some kind of play for women's viewers

IT WORKED.

Must watch for potential Timothy Olyphant ass-shot...!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 02:42 PM (4df7R)

10 Wait, it is Winona's butt or not? Because if it is Winona, I am going to leave work and go home early to watch it on my DVR.

Posted by: Wooga at January 09, 2013 02:44 PM (SNI1D)

11 Porn's been around so long now I forgot what a nice little thrill it was to see partial nudity.
___
Going to art school killed the thrill of skin for me. Drawing and painting naked strangers first thing in the morning three times a week for four years can do that to a gal.

Men in underwear ads are sexier, like that David Beckham pic. Not Penney's catalog undie ads.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2013 02:45 PM (jm/9g)

12 TV thread! My cue to go do some other Internet stuff.

Posted by: Truman North at January 09, 2013 02:45 PM (I2LwF)

13 The Bandonkadonk.

______________

I think you mean--

Ba-donk-a donk.

I speak jive.

Posted by: Super Gregory! at January 09, 2013 02:45 PM (r2PLg)

14 Tip for Nick: Leave the male partial nudity lesson out of "Acting School." Thanks, Bud.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2013 02:45 PM (w3+gB)

15 Winona is now on a new show, which I cannot remember the name of.

Posted by: mare at January 09, 2013 02:45 PM (A98Xu)

16 Y'alll don't know your Trace Adkins lyrics? I find that hard to believe!

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on?

With that honky tonk badonkadonk...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 02:46 PM (4df7R)

17 15 Winona is now on a new show, which I cannot remember the name of.

Because of my "partial" dementia.

Posted by: mare at January 09, 2013 02:46 PM (A98Xu)

18 Forgot I recorded it. Watching it now.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 02:46 PM (Z4jYo)

19 I know that Olyphant is a lean and trim fellow so perhaps he can't help it but, he comes close to a swish when he walks. Unsettling in vague way.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:46 PM (QupBk)

20 Bandonkadonk

Make's it sound like she has a trunk--instead of the junk...

Posted by: Super Gregory! at January 09, 2013 02:47 PM (r2PLg)

21 >>>Wait, it is Winona's butt or not? Because if it is Winona, I am going to leave work and go home early to watch it on my DVR.

no it's some new girl. Winona's MIA. They just say she's away having the baby or whatever (it's still on the way).

I don't know what's going on-- they kind of wrote her off the show halfway. They always have some reason that Winona might never be back. I wonder why. She's ridiculously pretty.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:47 PM (LCRYB)

22 Ace, you're a creepy perv.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 09, 2013 02:47 PM (StDOM)

23 So this season they introduce the idea that Raylan is now illegally (or
at least very contrary to employer policy) running down fugitives for a
bounty hunter in his spare hours, for $3000 a pop.


Marshals' main job is to catch fugitives isn't it?

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)

24 Never seen Justified but I've watched every episode of Acting School. That's the kind of inside knowledge of life as a working actor I find fascinating. Especially the parts about making time or family and establishing relationships with the "little people" on the crew.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 02:47 PM (nxyLn)

25 >>>Winona is now on a new show, which I cannot remember the name of.

aw crap. I guess she's not going to be on Justified much, if at all.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:47 PM (LCRYB)

26 Partial nudity? Pics?

Posted by: CUS at January 09, 2013 02:48 PM (84pE9)

27 I don't know how many times I have seen an advisory for 'partial nudity' only to see some guy's hairy ass. Total gyp. That sort of shit should get a 'this program includes some disturbing images' type of advisory.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 02:48 PM (8sCoq)

28 >>>Marshals' main job is to catch fugitives isn't it?

not for money, and not for a bailbondsman.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:48 PM (LCRYB)

29 Ace, your hash is kinda funny. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 02:48 PM (UOM48)

30 "Sure as shit it ain't Santa Claus" WOW!

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 02:48 PM (Z4jYo)

31 The Following, with Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:49 PM (QupBk)

32 Ace Raylan was 'born" in Elmore's book "pronto" which is about him going after a bookie "on his own time" for a big titted bail bondswoman.....

funny stuff

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 02:49 PM (LRFds)

33 Loved it when Boyd's military buddy took care of Hiram.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 02:50 PM (fWAjv)

34 126
OT sorry

WashPost columnist says RGIII's knee was injured by... wait for it.... RACISM http://is.gd/H1u1Nq


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 02:42 PM (8sCoq)

**
Yeesh, even his name is asinine and pompous.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 09, 2013 02:50 PM (jvd3N)

35 I mean that Natalie Zea is on The Following, if that wasn't clear.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:51 PM (QupBk)

36 I don't know what's going on-- they kind of wrote her off the show
halfway. They always have some reason that Winona might never be back.
I wonder why. She's ridiculously pretty.


At the very last ep of the previous season, she was staying at her sister's because:

1) trying to get over the shock of Gary, the husband, being murdered right on her doorstep, and because Raylan was involved with that.

2) Raylan choosing to resuce Loretta instead of leaving with her to raise their child together.

#2 pissed off a lot of viewers into making her character suddenly turn into a selfish bitch. A little girl, again involved with Raylan, is about to be murdered and Winona wants him to forget about her and leave town.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 02:52 PM (GQ8sn)

37 and *poof* the word "badonkadonk" disappears and is replaced with "T & A"

What gives? "badononkadonk" is so much more colorful.

Posted by: Ace's unofficial editor at January 09, 2013 02:52 PM (0PiQ4)

38 IMDb says Natalie Zae is in The Following. But there may be something else also. The American's perhaps.

Posted by: mare at January 09, 2013 02:53 PM (A98Xu)

39 Winona you say?


http://tinyurl.com/bzn6bnn

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (fWAjv)

40 but, he comes close to a swish when he walks.

He's seriously knock kneed. That's why the sashay.

Posted by: ThomasD at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (sPW8y)

41 Actually I have a bad suspicion they already decided they'd show Timothy Olyphant's ass, in some kind of play for female viewers, and realized that would piss the show's many male viewers off (given that there has been no female nudity). So I think they are pre-mollifying us to keep us from getting mad later. I think it's a pre-mitigation effort.

But for the moment, I approve.



It is so fucking awesome to be me sometimes, I cannot even tell you.


Here, to celebrate my joy, let me relink the Tiffany v. Debbie (I'm sorry Deborah) Gibson catfight that many of you may have missed.

http://youtu.be/bITmSpxUAA8

You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (VtjlW)

42 Pigeon toe'd too.

Posted by: ThomasD at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (sPW8y)

43 >>>At the very last ep of the previous season, she was staying at her sister's because:

those are reasons given on the show. I mean, why in real life are the writers trying to write her out of things?

I guess because she has a new show, as someone said.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (LCRYB)

44 Ace is right. That's some fine fine ass.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (Z4jYo)

45 Go see my new film 'Promised Land'! It's about fracking and is really good!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (msPO3)

46 I know ass.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (LCRYB)

47 I mean that Natalie Zea is on The Following, if that wasn't clear.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:51 PM (QupBk)


Gotcha!

That's a show I don't get. I mean, how can it last? After a while you're going to have your audience saying, "Okay, so, this psycho is out there killing more and more people. This is kind of depressing." Criminal Minds and its ilk are bad enough, but at least in THOSE shows the villain is usually different week to week, so you have closure by the end of the episode.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)

48 Here, to celebrate my joy, let me relink the Tiffany v. Debbie (I'm
sorry Deborah) Gibson catfight that many of you may have missed.


Tiffany has some serious chesticle meat, whereas Debbie's cupboard is almost bare. I don't remember her like that.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (GQ8sn)

49 :::37 and *poof* the word "badonkadonk" disappears and is replaced with "T & A"

What gives? "badononkadonk" is so much more colorful.:::

It's part of the de-n*ggerization of Ace of Spades. That's how Ace tries to culturally erase the Black Man, like we don't exist.

Posted by: Touré at January 09, 2013 02:56 PM (nxyLn)

50 I know ass.
Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (LCRYB)


Does she have tan lines, ace?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 02:56 PM (4df7R)

51 I guess because she has a new show, as someone said.

That's too bad. Looks like Raylan is going to be working OT for the child support.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)

52 46 I know ass.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (LCRYB)

______________________

That's almost Shakespearean.

Should be your new byline.

Posted by: Super Gregory! at January 09, 2013 02:58 PM (r2PLg)

53 I'm confused here.

Are we now required to attend the Nick Searcy Acting School?

If so sign me up under the name Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2013 02:58 PM (BuSM8)

54 51 EC,

or they'll have her make cameos...the one down side of cable darama is the smallish number of episodes per season thus far means that the talent is bait...and her talent was literally an ASSet.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 02:58 PM (LRFds)

55 Who is Nick Searcy? /s

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (m2CN7)

56 Oh and on the oh hey nude thing, I came across Jaws on HBO or one of the other movie channels and was pleasantly surprised to remember that the first girl who gets chomped was skinny dipping. I've seen it on TBS so many times, I'd actually forgotten that the film starts with a naked chick.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

57 *shouts into the void* Hello-lo-lo-lo...!

Is anybody here-ere-ere-ere..?

Echo-echo-echo-echo...!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (4df7R)

58 Ah, pigeon toed. That makes sense of his .. err .. mincing walk.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (QupBk)

59 Nebraska Wendy's cuts employee hours to 28. The new paradigm, 28 hour work week. Now yoots will have to work at two different burger hells to earn any money.

http://is.gd/MeD3du

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (53z96)

60 I know ass.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (LCRYB)


It won eight Oscars, including Best Screenplay.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 09, 2013 03:02 PM (ZKzrr)

61 I know ass.

Posted by: ace Helen Thomas is an ass. Your're welcome.

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:02 PM (Dnbau)

62
Here, to celebrate my joy, let me relink the
Tiffany v. Debbie (I'm sorry Deborah) Gibson catfight that many of you
may have missed.



http://youtu.be/bITmSpxUAA8



You're welcome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 02:54 PM (VtjlW)


Ok, yeah, that was ten different kinds of teh awesome. I think I enjoyed Debbie smearing cake into Tiffany's cleavage the most. Yeah, yeah that's def my favorite part.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:02 PM (da5Wo)

63 Note that the Acting School link is for the same one posted yesterday, in case you were hoping for a new one.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2013 03:03 PM (SY2Kh)

64 Nebraska Wendy's cuts employee hours to 28. The new paradigm, 28 hour work week. Now yoots will have to work at two different burger hells to earn any money.http://is.gd/MeD3du
Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (53z96)


Only if they work for less than the unemployed, middle-aged former office workers who are trying to make ends meet after being laid off from their firm.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)

65 Oh and on the Timothy Olyphant as national treasure front, the remake of The Crazies is pretty good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:04 PM (VtjlW)

66 So no one got elected to the Baseballl Hall of Fame this year, eh? Fun.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)

67 For AtC and the rest of the Debbie Gibson fans....


Debbie in Playboy


http://tinyurl.com/a5k8b5o



http://tinyurl.com/auuqngc



Obv NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:07 PM (da5Wo)

68 :::Here, to celebrate my joy, let me relink the
Tiffany v. Debbie (I'm sorry Deborah) Gibson catfight that many of you
may have ::::

Tiffany did a spread in Playboy years ago.

Got some use out of that.

Posted by: Touré at January 09, 2013 03:07 PM (nxyLn)

69 ........, like a chick with TA all over the place.


Mmmm.....that's the best kind. {{nods head sagely}}

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2013 03:08 PM (KXm42)

70 Is Debbie Gibson a lesbian? I saw her in a reality show and I just got that vibe from her

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:08 PM (Dnbau)

71 Got some use out of that.

You meant to say, you could have re-grouted the entire Mall of America.

Twice.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:09 PM (GQ8sn)

72 'Promised Land' is the best anti - fracking movie out there!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 09, 2013 03:10 PM (msPO3)

73 So no one got elected to the Baseballl Hall of Fame this year, eh? Fun. Posted by: MWR

I have to remember to avoid twitter during the NFL draft and MLB hall of shame time.

holy fuck is that boring.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2013 03:10 PM (djdc7)

74 I vote NO on the impending Oliphant buttocks.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2013 03:10 PM (KXm42)

75 Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:08 PM (Dnbau)

Celebrity Apprentice?

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 03:10 PM (fWAjv)

76 So as to not be accused of favoritism....


Tiffany in Playboy......


http://tinyurl.com/b9rluwh


Also NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:10 PM (da5Wo)

77 Not my favorite episode. Didn't feel as authentic as the others. I am not quite buying the new heavy that looks like that dead comedian... Mitch Hedberg.

No one scared me in this episode and if the guy playing the preacher has ever been to a revival I will eat my hat.

Besides, I only watch it so I can chart Nick Searcy's hairline. I expect a lot of action on that front this year if his interview can be believed. And I better not be disappointed!

It is still my favorite show currently on the air though and it isn't even close.

Posted by: Voluble at January 09, 2013 03:11 PM (qYvEa)

78 no, her own reality TV show. It only aired for a couple of episodes I think

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:11 PM (Dnbau)

79 Patton Oswalt is not a desireable addition to the show.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 09, 2013 03:11 PM (nZvGM)

80 Boyd's MP buddy looked really familiar - where do I know him from?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 09, 2013 03:11 PM (+lsX1)

81 I always had a thing for Debbie Gibson.....


in my pants.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2013 03:12 PM (KXm42)

82 In the tv show I am talking about, she has really held up well. She looks better now I think

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:12 PM (Dnbau)

83 Shoeless Joe, Pete Rose, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds and a few others are already in the HOF of reality, just not the hall of fame of the sportswriters. They might all be dicks, but they were among the greatest in their sport's history. Which is why when you go to Cooperstown you see all of their records, artifacts, etcetera on display. They get everything but the plaque. Maybe there will be some "truth and reconciliation" panel years down the road that will give them the plaques.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

84 79 somebody else not me,

Patoon Osvaldo Cobblepot is comic relief I guess....

"meh"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 03:13 PM (LRFds)

85

cleavage vs. sideboob

discuss

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2013 03:13 PM (yVBJI)

86 ** Minor Spoiler Alert **

Any season premier that starts off with a furry getting shot multiple times is OK in my book.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2013 03:13 PM (SY2Kh)

87 Just got home. Long, but short, day. Every 2 years a new CO ( Commanding Officer ) comes in and tries to re-invent the wheel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:14 PM (jE38p)

88 80 Boyd's MP buddy looked really familiar - where do I know him from?
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 09, 2013 03:11 PM (+lsX1)


Michael Durant from BlackHawk Down.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 03:14 PM (fWAjv)

89 73
So no one got elected to the Baseballl Hall of Fame this year, eh? Fun. Posted by: MWR

I have to remember to avoid twitter during the NFL draft and MLB hall of shame time.

holy fuck is that boring.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2013 03:10 PM (djdc7)

--Less so for me this year with the Chiefs having the #1 overall. I completely missed the draft last year when the babeh was born but I am eager to catch it this year (at least the first pick, unless KC signs someone ahead of time).

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 09, 2013 03:14 PM (StDOM)

90 cleavage vs. sideboob

discuss
Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2013 03:13 PM (yVBJI)



Underboob should be a part of those discussions as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (VtjlW)

91 80

Ron Eldard.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0253035/

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (G6kli)

92 79
Patton Oswalt is not a desireable addition to the show.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 09, 2013 03:11 PM (nZvGM)


--PO is a POS.

Posted by: Brent Musberger at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (StDOM)

93 I have to remember to avoid twitter during the NFL draft and MLB hall of shame time.

The ONLY thing I find interesting about the NFL Draft is the wrangling that goes on behind the scenes. Who trades what to which team and why. I think you can figure out a lot about a team's chances by what they do or don't do during the draft. Do they go all in on a flashy player with high risk but the potential for low reward? Or do they spread out their picks across the second or third rounds and try to find some working, utility-grade diamonds in the rough.

Other than that it's boring as shit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (4df7R)

94 Shoeless Joe, Pete Rose, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds and a few others are already in the HOF of reality, just not the hall of fame of the sportswriters. They might all be dicks, but they were among the greatest in their sport's history. Which is why when you go to Cooperstown you see all of their records, artifacts, etcetera on display. They get everything but the plaque. Maybe there will be some "truth and reconciliation" panel years down the road that will give them the plaques.
Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)


Well Take Shoeless Joe out of that group. No real proof HE tanked any games or got any money for dumping the Series and he had a real good series also. As for the others, fuck em. At least that is how I feel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (jE38p)

95 Is Debbie Gibson a lesbian? I saw her in a reality show and I just got that vibe from her
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:08 PM (Dnbau)


-----------------------------------------------


For me it really doesn't matter. I'll never look down and find her pulling my pork. I'll just enjoy the pics.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (Z4jYo)

96 sideboob or ass. Pick a team

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (Dnbau)

97 /stank Mushberger sock

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:16 PM (StDOM)

98 I am sure Musberger has an opinion on sideboob vs ass vs cleavage vs underboob

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:17 PM (Dnbau)

99 One peek at that bail-bond ass and I was up for Best Screenspray.

Posted by: ChampionCapua's Lil' Champ at January 09, 2013 03:17 PM (aXM9b)

100 No one scared me in this episode and if the guy playing the preacher has ever been to a revival I will eat my hat.

Quarles' first appearance made me believe that he'd be a good villain, a true heavy. But by the end of the season, he was reduced to a gay, meth-addled, fuck-up. The writers totally trashed his character from something dangerous to a weak sister.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)

101 Tiffany in Playboy......

Yow.......

I refuse to believe she poops. Maybe little rabbit pellets.......

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2013 03:18 PM (KXm42)

102 Ass, as long as it's not he-ass.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:18 PM (StDOM)

103 65

No it wasn't. The remake, just like the remake of Rollerball and Death Race 2000, removed all the social impact of corrupt government and corporations on average people.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 09, 2013 03:18 PM (G6kli)

104 Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:15 PM (Z4jYo)
___
You better not say that loud enough for Annette Funicello to hear.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2013 03:18 PM (jm/9g)

105 I saw Tiffany in a "What Not To Wear" episode this week. Believe me, Debbie Gibson has held up much much better

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:19 PM (Dnbau)

106 --Less so for me this year with the Chiefs having the #1 overall. I completely missed the draft last year when the babeh was born but I am eager to catch it this year (at least the first pick, unless KC signs someone ahead of time).

I feel SO badly for the Chiefs this year. If they'd been #1 last year they could have had their pick of QBs. As it stands now, there's not a single redhot, must-have player -- not even QB, just PLAYER -- on the leader boards. WTH can they do?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)

107 Tiffany is looking.... blousey

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:20 PM (Dnbau)

108 100 EC,

eh maybe I think he was written as a deconstruction of the big bad...

Yost says in the season 4 teaser that they are not having "a" big bad this season....

frankly I think a season of the ins and outs of Cro magnon marshal would be just fine....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 03:20 PM (LRFds)

109 Clemens was "cleared" by a Congressional Committee, if anyone can claim innocence it's him. Certainly no more proof against him than Jackson. Yes, common sense and my own two eyes lead me to think Clemens used roids, but that's a shaky standard. Of all of them, I'd expect Clemens to get in first.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 03:20 PM (ZshNr)

110 :::sideboob or ass. Pick a team:::

I've always been a nip-slip man, myself.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 03:21 PM (nxyLn)

111 Attention Morons. The zombie book that was discussed on OM's book thread Sunday is on the daily deal today

http://is.gd/yBqaM1

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 03:21 PM (53z96)

112 Here I gave you people actual nudity and your debating which partial nudity you prefer.


*tsk tsk*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:22 PM (da5Wo)

113 Looks like Boyd is still going to be the strongest character this season.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:22 PM (Z4jYo)

114 112 BC1981,

sometimes less is more...

I don't think any modern starlets blow the Bombshell Sirens era out of the water....

YMMV

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 03:23 PM (LRFds)

115 Clemens was "cleared" by a Congressional Committee, if anyone can claim innocence it's him. Certainly no more proof against him than Jackson. Yes, common sense and my own two eyes lead me to think Clemens used roids, but that's a shaky standard. Of all of them, I'd expect Clemens to get in first.
Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 03:20 PM (ZshNr)


I think Clemens' case for inclusion in the HoF is hampered by his being a total asshole IRL. If he was a nice guy who just happened to be suspected of steroids, but who then got cleared of all charges, he'd be first ballot. The fact that he's more than a little bit of an ass (and not the good kind of ass, which this thread has been discussing) tells me he'll be 2nd ballot at best.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)

116 113 Soona,

he always is in the end....the guy can act.

Raylan is prisoner to PC I think.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 03:23 PM (LRFds)

117 I thought what the furry gave her was 'bath salts.' Thought we would get to see some face eatin'

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 03:24 PM (fWAjv)

118 Nothing is hotter than the visible nipples in the see through blouse AFA partial goes.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2013 03:24 PM (KXm42)

119 sideboob vs ass vs cleavage vs underboob

The correct answer is "Yes."

Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (O7Q1u)

120
I feel SO badly for the Chiefs this year. If
they'd been #1 last year they could have had their pick of QBs. As it
stands now, there's not a single redhot, must-have player -- not even
QB, just PLAYER -- on the leader boards. WTH can they do?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)

--It reminds me of the Wizards in 2002. They had sucked so bad for years, but never won the lottery. Finally, in 2002 they get the #1 pick and it's in the weakest draft in years, so they had to settled for mega-bust Kwame Brown.
I hope the Chiefs pick Geno Smith, and they should be able to do so if they're smart by trading down and getting picks for a better draft in the future. However, at least there's the consolation that if they have to reach and pick him at #1 (above the level of Smith's talent, as good as he is), at least the new rookie salary cap limits the potential downside if he goes bust.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (StDOM)

121
So, what's "mel-low"?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (ymJbM)

122 I can never see the actor that plays Boyd again without thinking of his appearance in "Sons of Anarchy". I was not the same for a week after I saw that...

Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (BzGtc)

123 Sven, it does. I'm just not a fan of old school starlets. Just...no. I don't really find them attractive.


*shrugs*



Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (da5Wo)

124 I'll always be a Team Boob guy.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (16UJh)

125 I'm just not a fan of old school starlets. Just...no. I don't really find them attractive.

*shrugs*



Well, someone just lost 'raptor privileges.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:27 PM (VtjlW)

126 I think Clemens' case for inclusion in the HoF is hampered by his being a total asshole IRL. If he was a nice guy who just happened to be suspected of steroids, but who then got cleared of all charges, he'd be first ballot. The fact that he's more than a little bit of an ass (and not the good kind of ass, which this thread has been discussing) tells me he'll be 2nd ballot at best.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:23 PM (4df7R)

I doubt it. Next year there a few almost certain 1st ballot guys up- I forget who, but I think Maddox and someone else. These steroids are in deep shit, as they should be. And your right since most of them are assholes to boot, it's a double whammy. And as I said before, fuck em!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:28 PM (jE38p)

127 I hope the Chiefs pick Geno Smith, and they should be able to do so if they're smart by trading down and getting picks for a better draft in the future. However, at least there's the consolation that if they have to reach and pick him at #1 (above the level of Smith's talent, as good as he is), at least the new rookie salary cap limits the potential downside if he goes bust.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (StDOM)


*fingers crossed for you!*

The Chiefs are one of those teams, like the Bills, that I can't help having a soft spot for. Sort of like the Chicago Cubs. They've just been so bad for so long, I'd like them to have a resurgence. Moreso the Chiefs than the Bills, since the Bills are in the AFC East.

I have to say, though, that watching the hapless li'l Bills curbstomp the Jets in the season ender was sweet, sweet music.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:29 PM (4df7R)

128 Walt Goggins is a great actor. He was awesome on The Shield.

Some tragedy in his personal life though. During his Shield days, his wife committed suicide from chronic depression.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:29 PM (GQ8sn)

129
Interesting the mention of Alan Furst and spy novels at the end. BBC is airing the first of two parts of Spies of Warsaw by Furst. Anyone familiar with him?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 09, 2013 03:29 PM (ymJbM)

130 Underboob, by virtue of its rarity, trumps side-boob and cleavage anyday

Posted by: Wooga at January 09, 2013 03:30 PM (SNI1D)

131 MWR, who's your team? At least the Bills got to go to the Super Bowl since I was born.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (StDOM)

132 >>>122 I can never see the actor that plays Boyd again without thinking of his appearance in "Sons of Anarchy". I was not the same for a week after I saw that...Posted by: navybrat

You were jealous of his huge beautiful breasts...

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (ymJbM)

133 I'm just not a fan of old school starlets. Just...no. I don't really find them attractive.


Jayne Mansfield?

SMOD couldn't hit that harder than me.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (GQ8sn)

134 Well, someone just lost 'raptor privileges.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:27 PM (VtjlW)


And after I helped you down from the soapbox.

hrrrmph

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (da5Wo)

135 And your right since most of them are assholes to boot, it's a double whammy. And as I said before, fuck em!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:28 PM (jE38p)


So true. I care about baseball only SLIGHTLY more than I care about basketball, the former being "not really" and the latter being "not even a little."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (4df7R)

136 123 BC1981,

I think Audrey hepburn is the most beautiful woman other than wife and maybe mom for other reasons on Earth....

I would not throw Jeanna Fine out of bed.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (LRFds)

137 111 Attention Morons. The zombie book that was discussed on OM's book thread Sunday is on the daily deal today

http://is.gd/yBqaM1

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 03:21 PM (53z96)


Get The Walking Dead game series on xbox, nice zombies plus a choose your own adventure feel to it.

(Anyone else remember those books?)

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 09, 2013 03:32 PM (UZQM8)

138 I can never see the actor that plays Boyd again without thinking of his appearance in "Sons of Anarchy". I was not the same for a week after I saw that...
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2013 03:25 PM (BzGtc)


---------------------------------------------------


He was also the somewhat dumb outlaw in "Cowboys and Aliens" too.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:32 PM (Z4jYo)

139 MWR, who's your team? At least the Bills got to go to the Super Bowl since I was born.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (StDOM)


I am one of the godless heathens who roots for the eeeeevil Patriots. Blame geography if you will. I'm just glad I wasn't born in my dad's homestate of NJ or I might be a *shudder* JETS fan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:32 PM (4df7R)

140 And after I helped you down from the soapbox.

hrrrmph
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (da5Wo)


Sucks to be you!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:33 PM (VtjlW)

141 (Anyone else remember those books?)


Turn to page 101 if you choose Sideboob.

Turn to page 67 if you choose Underboob.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:33 PM (GQ8sn)

142
So, Raylin is hiding money in his undies drawer. You know it's going to get stolen. And Boyd is hiding money from Ava in the ceiling which will probably be the first place she looks....

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 09, 2013 03:33 PM (ymJbM)

143 Jayne Mansfield?

SMOD couldn't hit that harder than me.


Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (GQ8sn)


Ok, yeah, there are a few that are screen door/hurricane quality to me. She's one. Sophia's another.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:34 PM (da5Wo)

144 139
MWR, who's your team? At least the Bills got to go to the Super Bowl since I was born.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (StDOM)



I am one of the godless heathens who roots for the eeeeevil
Patriots. Blame geography if you will. I'm just glad I wasn't born in my
dad's homestate of NJ or I might be a *shudder* JETS fan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:32 PM (4df7R)

--Well, until Parcells arrived the Pats were about as hapless (it was a fluke that they got to that Super Bowl to get stomped by the Bears) as the Chiefs are today.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:34 PM (StDOM)

145 So true. I care about baseball only SLIGHTLY more than I care about basketball, the former being "not really" and the latter being "not even a little."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:31 PM (4df7R)

Well I like Baseball ( each to his own I guess) but the steroid guys just seemed to be a very unlikeable group.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:34 PM (jE38p)

146 This is a good episode of "Justified". The more events transpire, the deeper in shit Raylon gets. It's a very good dark comedy of errors.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:35 PM (Z4jYo)

147 Sucks to be you!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:33 PM (VtjlW)


Yeah, well, no hard feelings and all. Hey, you look cold. Here, have this blanket.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:35 PM (da5Wo)

148 (Anyone else remember those books?)
Posted by: cajun carrot at January 09, 2013 03:32 PM (UZQM


Ooh, ooh, me! I do! I LOVED the Choose Your Own Adventure books. The one I remember best was about your character moving to or inheriting a cliffhouse on the coast. One of theendings turned your character into a mermaid. As a little girl I always thought that was AWESOME.

Of course, the majority of the endings involved your character ending up dead in a variety of horrific drownings or being dashed to death on the rocks beneath the cliff. But, hey; tomato, tomahto.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:35 PM (4df7R)

149 OT

so I went to my congressthing's website (Ed Perlmutter, CO7) to contact him about the gun issue. Oddly, the website's dropdown menu for 'issues' did not include anything close to '2nd amendment' or 'gun control'.

I did see this:

Perlmutter Appointed Vice-Chair House Gun Violence Prevention Task Force


so a big 'aw fuck' there. Anyway, I emailed:

Do you support my Constitutional right to own firearms, including semiautomatic handguns, for personal protection? Do you support my right under Colorado law to have a concealed handgun on my person in public? Are you in favor of requiring gun owners to register their guns with federal state or local government? Are you in favor of confiscating firearms from the citizenry in general?

Do you believe the 2nd Amendment protects my personal right to keep and bear arms for my personal protection?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:35 PM (8sCoq)

150 I'm just glad I wasn't born in my
dad's homestate of NJ or I might be a *shudder* JETS fan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:32 PM (4df7R)

Ugh. I'm a Jet fan I admit it and not particularly proud of it, but it is what it is. Could be worse. I could be a democrat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:36 PM (jE38p)

151 "Should Barry Bonds be in the HOF?" has now already replaced "Should Pete Rose be in the HOF?" as the laziest time-filler topic for soprts talk shows.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:36 PM (StDOM)

152 You can pick up NYPD Blue on the internet

Posted by: David Carusos Ass at January 09, 2013 03:36 PM (tdaam)

153 --Well, until Parcells arrived the Pats were about as hapless (it was a fluke that they got to that Super Bowl to get stomped by the Bears) as the Chiefs are today.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:34 PM (StDOM)


*wince* Oh yes. The Super Bowl of 1986. A day that will live in infamy.

Thenthey went and got beaten up by Green Bay in... what year? The Brett Favre SB. I think that was the first Super Bowl I actually watched. After which they went right back to sucking donkey balls until they benched Bledsoe for Brady.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:38 PM (4df7R)

154 152
You can pick up NYPD Blue on the internet


Posted by: David Carusos Ass at January 09, 2013 03:36 PM (tdaam)

I'm just doing my "bare-ass in the moonlight" walk.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 09, 2013 03:38 PM (StDOM)

155 "You were jealous of his huge beautiful breasts..."
It was the adam's apple that ruined it.

Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2013 03:39 PM (BzGtc)

156 go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 09, 2013 03:39 PM (tVTLU)

157 As a yute, I had much quality fappage time with this Carly Simon album cover.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bzgylfy

Side boob
Under Boob
Nip Slip

All good.
Just not the People of Wal-mart class back boob

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bzof636

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 03:40 PM (jlngc)

158 Thenthey went and got beaten up by Green Bay in...
what year? The Brett Favre SB. I think that was the first Super Bowl I
actually watched. After which they went right back to sucking donkey
balls until they benched Bledsoe for Brady.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:38 PM (4df7R)

--That was a very close Super Bowl. Parcells had built a team on his model around Curtis Martin and solid defense and it was clear to me at the time that the NFC streak of Super Bowls would end soon (next year, as it turned out).

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:40 PM (StDOM)

159 156
go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 09, 2013 03:39 PM (tVTLU)

--Did they just hire a new coach?

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:42 PM (StDOM)

160 OT: Who is responsible for the Sandy Hook elementary school massacre? Clue: It rhymes "the shoes."


Israel’s Mossad death squads are likely responsible for the tragic
massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn. last month,
according to a professor emeritus at the University of Minnesota Duluth
(UMD).

Dr. James H. Fetzer, in an op-ed published in an official Iranian
state news outlet late last month, wrote that members of Israel’s
security force known as the Mossad had carried out the shooting to
“strike fear in the hearts of Americans.”
“The killing of children is a signature of terror ops conducted by
agents of Israel,” he wrote. “[W]ho better to slaughter American
children than Israelis, who deliberately murder Palestinian children.

Linked on The Blaze.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:42 PM (XUKZU)

161 Great show.

The "take care of him" scene was classic Justified.

Posted by: USA at January 09, 2013 03:42 PM (RIg+t)

162 Ugh. I'm a Jet fan I admit it and not particularly proud of it, but it is what it is. Could be worse. I could be a democrat?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:36 PM (jE38p)


*patting you on the shoulder* There there. I'm only a reactionary anti-Jet because of the aforementioned Patriots affiliation. And this year came as close as it ever has to making me feel genuinely BAD for y'all. Talk about a stuttering clusterfuck. The Butt Fumble was emblematic of the whole season.

Actually, speaking of the Jets makes me think of Rex Ryan, which makes me think of Rob Ryan, which makes me ask, WTH? Why did Dallas fire Rob Ryan? I realize that the Cowboys derped their way out of yet another post-season, but I didn't think that was particularly the fault of the defense. It seemed to be an endemic inabilityof the whole team to close games. If you're going to ditch Rob, then wouldn't it make sense to ditch the WHOLE coaching staff and start fresh?

Any Dallas fans care to enlighten me?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:43 PM (4df7R)

163 Ok, yeah, there are a few that are screen door/hurricane quality to me. She's one. Sophia's another.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:34 PM (da5Wo)



Ohhhh so close to being bumped back up to provisional 'raptor status. Then you tried to blanket me. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.


I loved Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon discussing Sophia Loren walking through the bar in Grumpier Old Men and noting that not a man in the place was acting when they stared as she walked by.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:43 PM (VtjlW)

164 >As a yute, I had much quality fappage time with this Carly Simon album cover.


I see your Carly Simon and raise you a Linda Ronstadt:

http://is.gd/oTgQI6

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:44 PM (8sCoq)

165
I see your Carly Simon and raise you a Linda Ronstadt:

http://is.gd/oTgQI6


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:44 PM (8sCoq)

Back in those days Linda was doing Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:45 PM (XUKZU)

166 Ban TV Film!!!11ty!!!

http://tinyurl.com/9wd54mu (abc news)

Accused Aurora Shooter James Holmes Took Disturbing Photos of Himself Before Massacre

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 09, 2013 03:45 PM (0It32)

167 Speaking of steroids, Lance Armstrong will supposedly admit to using them. I wouldn't be suprised but for pete's sake, the ruling body for cyclingneeds to get a better testing regiment. How do you pass almost 500 tests?

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 03:45 PM (m2CN7)

168 Michael Durant from BlackHawk Down.
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 03:14 PM (fWAjv)


Oh yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 09, 2013 03:46 PM (+lsX1)

169 The "Deluded Narcissists" article in the sidebar (thanks, rdbrewer!) is nice to see. I appreciate that the medical, sociological, and psychological communities are finally waking up and figuring out what I and others like me have been screaming from the rooftops for at least twenty years.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:46 PM (4df7R)

170 All good.
Just not the People of Wal-mart class back boob

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bzof636

--

And here I was thinking there was no such thing as too much boob.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:46 PM (XUKZU)

171 Natalie Wood in the movie This Property Is Condemned in my opinion is the hottest , sexiest character ever on film.

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 03:47 PM (m2CN7)

172 I loved Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon discussing
Sophia Loren walking through the bar in Grumpier Old Men and noting that
not a man in the place was acting when they stared as she walked by.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:43 PM (VtjlW)


HoleeeeMoleeee....

Ann Margaret was another that I wouldn't object if she slid beneath the sheets.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 03:47 PM (da5Wo)

173 It was the adam's apple that ruined it.


Funny story.

A friend of mine told me a story from his army days. He was in during the Clinton years, over in Germany. He was an officer (O3) and one of his Sgt's was talking to him about some hooker he had over the weekend. He was going on about her oral skills and said she got really aggressive to the point that he had stop her from eating him alive. He said he tried to be gentle as he could and thumped her adam's apple to force her to de-latch.

My friend stopped him right there. "Uh, sergeant....girls don't have an adam's apple."

The sergeant opened his mouth to say something, and then stopped because it dawned on him that there was nothing he could have said to save himself. He just walked away and never ever brought it up again.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)

174 Patton Oswalt was great - every constable needs a tactical Gremlin.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 09, 2013 03:48 PM (+lsX1)

175 170
All good.
Just not the People of Wal-mart class back boob

http://preview.tinyurl.com/bzof636

--

And here I was thinking there was no such thing as too much boob.


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:46 PM (XUKZU)

--Not gonna click (I've seen enough for my lifetime), but someone could probably make a killing by making a four cup bra for back boobehs.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:48 PM (StDOM)

176 Some classic Raquel Welch anyone? Still as gorgeous today as ever, btw.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:49 PM (4df7R)

177 >Speaking of steroids, Lance Armstrong will supposedly admit to using them.

supposedly with Oprah by his side. He'll get special dispensation- hell, he'll probably even find a way to portray himself as a victim of all this. Then, Lance will re-invent himself as a cautionary tale to athletes everywhere and launch a 2nd career speaking to groups about the whole drugs in sports thing.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:49 PM (8sCoq)

178 Great show. The "take care of him" scene was classic Justified.
Posted by: USA at January 09, 2013 03:42 PM (RIg+t)


-----------------------------------------


It was shocking. Shocking. I laughed.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:49 PM (Z4jYo)

179 How do you pass almost 500 tests?
Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 03:45 PM (m2CN7)



It's my understanding he was using the Keith Richards method of complete blood renewal.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 03:49 PM (VtjlW)

180 I think you mean--
Ba-donk-a donk.
I speak jive.

Ace dug that rap. Ace's momma didn't raise no dummy.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2013 03:49 PM (ORGYc)

181 Walrus Rex
I remember Linda, and that cover.

Nice.
But Carly had that whole different vibe to her that any male teenager could sense, back in the day.

Ah youth......
It truly is wasted on the young.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 03:50 PM (jlngc)

182 "77 Not my favorite episode. Didn't feel as authentic as the others. I am not quite buying the new heavy that looks like that dead comedian... Mitch Hedberg."

I thought it was decent, especially since they are shying away from just doing another big bad for the season and making it a mystery story regarding the dead man in a parachute and his drugs.

As for the villains, I was more surprised by the new snake-handling preacher, who is being played by the little kid from "Jurassic Park."

Posted by: Synnerman at January 09, 2013 03:50 PM (0Bdlg)

183
OT: Who is responsible for the Sandy Hook elementary school massacre? Clue: It rhymes "the shoes."


Israel’s Mossad death squads are likely responsible for the tragic

massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn. last month,

according to a professor emeritus at the University of Minnesota Duluth

(UMD).


Dr. James H. Fetzer, in an op-ed published in an official Iranian

state news outlet late last month, wrote that members of Israel’s

security force known as the Mossad had carried out the shooting to

“strike fear in the hearts of Americans.”

“The killing of children is a signature of terror ops conducted by

agents of Israel,” he wrote. “[W]ho better to slaughter American

children than Israelis, who deliberately murder Palestinian children.

Linked on The Blaze.


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:42 PM (XUKZU)



Jews.

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:50 PM (GQ8sn)

184 The preacher at the end was the little boy in Jurassic Park. I thought that was pretty cool.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 09, 2013 03:50 PM (l/N7H)

185 The sergeant opened his mouth to say something, and then stopped because it dawned on him that there was nothing he could have said to save himself. He just walked away and never ever brought it up again.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn)


Oh... BOY.

That poor soul.

I want it to be pefectly clearly I'm laughing WITH him, not AT him. WITH him. Unless he wasn't laughing, in which case yes, I'm laughing at him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:51 PM (4df7R)

186 Some classic Raquel Welch anyone? Still as gorgeous today as ever, btw.

OMG! Yes!

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)

187 Israel’s Mossad death squads are likely responsible for the tragic
massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn. last month,
according to a professor emeritus at the University of Minnesota Duluth
(UMD).

Dr. James H. Fetzer, in an op-ed published in an official Iranian
state news outlet late last month, wrote that members of Israel’s
security force known as the Mossad had carried out the shooting to
“strike fear in the hearts of Americans.”
“The killing of children is a signature of terror ops conducted by
agents of Israel,” he wrote. “[W]ho better to slaughter American
children than Israelis, who deliberately murder Palestinian children.

Linked on The Blaze.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:42 PM (XUKZU)


Went to his web page. He's a truther too. Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:52 PM (Dnbau)

188 January 9, 2013Dr. Andrews: "Robert Griffin III had successful knee surgery early this morning. He had a direct repair of his LCL and a re-do of his previous ACL reconstruction. We expect a full recovery and it is everybody's hope and belief that due to Robert's high motivation, he will be ready for the 2013 season. The goal of his treatment is to give him the best opportunity for a long professional career."

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

189 At least the Bills got to go to the Super Bowl since I was born.

Heh.

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at January 09, 2013 03:52 PM (ZKzrr)

190 Good story, EC.

Living in SF as I do, these stories are legion. Usually they end like "we went to my car, starting making out. I reached between her legs and there was a penis bigger than mine!"

There used to be threads about the LadyBoys of Thailand...

Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2013 03:52 PM (BzGtc)

191 As for the villains, I was more surprised by the new snake-handling preacher, who is being played by the little kid from "Jurassic Park."
Posted by: Synnerman at January 09, 2013 03:50 PM (0Bdlg)


really? That's pretty cool! Now and then I find myself wondering whatever happened to those kids. I know Arianna Can'trememberhername did some more work after, though i don't know if she's done much recently.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:53 PM (4df7R)

192 Patton Oswalt was great - every constable needs a tactical Gremlin.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 09, 2013 03:48 PM (+lsX1)


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If nothing else, "Justified" is a good example of real creativity and acting prowess one gets from the Nick Searcy Acting School.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:53 PM (Z4jYo)

193
Any Dallas fans care to enlighten me?Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 03:43 PM (4df7R)
===================================
Sure.
Jerry Jones is a damned idiot.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2013 03:54 PM (MPjT8)

194 Some classic Raquel Welch anyone? Still as gorgeous today as ever, btw.

---

The, ahhh, cinematography in 1,000,000 Years B.C. was great. Especially when she came walking our of the ocean in the wet stone age bikini.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 03:54 PM (XUKZU)

195 186
Some classic Raquel Welch anyone? Still as gorgeous today as ever, btw.

OMG! Yes!


Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)

--Welch in a fur bikini? Mmmm-hmmm.http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/CA/865E9A0269EF95BD1CF6669FF10B2.jpg

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:54 PM (StDOM)

196 I did place Ann Margaret in my bank when she was in Bye Bye Birdie. The scene where she changed out of her good clothes to her knock around clothes while singing a song was almost R rated even for today.

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 03:54 PM (m2CN7)

197 @ 47 I mean that Natalie Zea is on The Following, if that wasn't clear.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 02:51 PM (QupBk)

Gotcha!

That's a show I don't get. I mean, how can it last? After a while you're going to have your audience saying, "Okay, so, this psycho is out there killing more and more people. This is kind of depressing." Criminal Minds and its ilk are bad enough, but at least in THOSE shows the villain is usually different week to week, so you have closure by the end of the episode.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)



MWR,

I'm guessing from the commercials I've seen for "The Following"- is an extended version mash-up of "silence of the lambs" and "the Red Dragon"

The main serial killer villain appears to be a Hannibal Lector type i.e.. the super-genius serial killer caught and in prison but who has seeded/nurtured other serial killers- hence "the following".

He's like the Jesus of Murder or something. In one commercial they make quick mention of this being like a new religion.

So, each week will have a new "Buffalo Bob" with surprise serial killers popping up among Kevin Bacon's friends, co-workers, and family.

Kind of like "Battlestar Galactica" and their lame game of who's the Cylon.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2013 03:55 PM (UgFxe)

198 Pete Rose is ineligible for the HOF by his own actions. He voluntarily put himself on the ineligible list

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (jE38p)

199 Went to his web page. He's a truther too. Whoda thunk it?
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 03:52 PM (Dnbau)


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There's some very serious crazy teaching our children in the schools.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (Z4jYo)

200 188
January 9, 2013Dr. Andrews: "Robert Griffin III had successful knee
surgery early this morning. He had a direct repair of his LCL and a
re-do of his previous ACL reconstruction. We expect a full recovery and
it is everybody's hope and belief that due to Robert's high motivation,
he will be ready for the 2013 season. The goal of his treatment is to
give him the best opportunity for a long professional career."


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

--Good news. I'm not expecting an AP-like recovery, because AP is a singular freak of nature. Then again, maybe not so singular if RG3 can pull it off.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (StDOM)

201 My favorite sideboob pic ever:

http://tinyurl.com/bd9x3c3

Anneliese Van der Pol of "That's So Raven" fame.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (nxyLn)

202 Jerry Jones is a damned idiot.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2013 03:54 PM (MPjT


I'll trade ys Woody Johnson for Jerry Jones, but I want your stadium also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (jE38p)

203 meh..same character as in Deadwood with much much worse writers...it's like going from doing Shakespeare to smeaing your own poop on the walls.

Posted by: sanity at January 09, 2013 03:57 PM (RVjIg)

204 198
Pete Rose is ineligible for the HOF by his own actions. He voluntarily put himself on the ineligible list

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (jE38p)

--Doug Gottlieb doubled down by bringing up both Bonds *and* Rose. He may yet bring up Mike Vick and complete the trifecta.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:58 PM (StDOM)

205 Bill Clinton was named the “Father of the Year” by the National Father’s Day Council on Wednesday.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:58 PM (8sCoq)

206 203
meh..same character as in Deadwood with much much worse writers...it's
like going from doing Shakespeare to smeaing your own poop on the walls.

Posted by: sanity at January 09, 2013 03:57 PM (RVjIg)

--I miss the hell out of Deadwood. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:00 PM (StDOM)

207 Bill Clinton was named the “Father of the Year” by the National Father’s Day Council on Wednesday.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:58 PM (8sCoq)

How many little bills are running around Mamoth Falls, urg I mean Arkansas?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:00 PM (jE38p)

208 My favorite sideboob pic ever: http://tinyurl.com/bd9x3c3 Anneliese Van der Pol of "That's So Raven" fame.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (nxyLn)


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And to think, this used to be the normal dress in the late 60's and the 70's. For those of you that missed it, tough shit.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:00 PM (Z4jYo)

209 Bill Clinton was named the “Father of the Year” by the National Father’s Day Council on Wednesday.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:58 PM (8sCoq)


Please, dear God, tell me this is ajoke.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:00 PM (4df7R)

210 >-Good news. I'm not expecting an AP-like recovery,
because AP is a singular freak of nature. Then again, maybe not so
singular if RG3 can pull it off.


Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (StDOM)

I'm confident RG3 will be back good as new. And he doesn't have to run in the same manner AP does to be effective. An occasional scamper for a 1st down will do, whereas AP needs to be a workhorse 3 downs out of 4.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:01 PM (8sCoq)

211
I see your Carly Simon and raise you a Linda Ronstadt:

http://is.gd/oTgQI6
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 03:44 PM (8sCoq)


Unfortunately Linda Ronstadt now is a ringer for Dick Butkus.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2013 04:01 PM (DXlwL)

212 LOVED loved loved the show last night!! And I think the "preacher" is anything but. Great plotline. Eventually, you know Boyd is gonna come crawling to Raylan to shut down the Preacher to save his crinimal business. Loved "Constable Bob" too, great new comic character who ends up saving Raylan's ass.

BTW, the opening scene harks back toatrue storyof a drug runner named Andrew Thornton from Kentucky who accidentally landing by parachute in Tennessee and was killed back in the 80s. There was a book called "Bluegrass Conspiracy" about it. You probably have to be a Kentuckian to have picked up in this. I am, which is why I love the hell out of this show. The cool thing to look for now is more parallels to Thornton's story. Thornton's known assciates included the chuef of staff of Gov. John Y. Brown.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:02 PM (NYnoe)

213 Bill Clinton was named the “Father of the Year” by the National Father’s Day Council Cigar Aficionado on Wednesday.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 04:02 PM (O7Q1u)

214 >Please, dear God, tell me this is ajoke.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:00 PM (4df7R)

nope http://is.gd/znctnZ

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:02 PM (8sCoq)

215 --Good news. I'm not expecting an AP-like recovery, because AP is a singular freak of nature. Then again, maybe not so singular if RG3 can pull it off.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 03:56 PM (StDOM)


I'm pretty sure AP is a once-in-a-generation type of recovery. I think RGIII will be back under center next season, but I don't expect they'll trade Kurt Cousins in the offseason. They'll need him to start the year.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:02 PM (4df7R)

216 209 MWR,

okay "it is a joke"....

no they are self-parodying now..."who's your daddy baby?"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:03 PM (LRFds)

217 nope http://is.gd/znctnZ
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:02 PM (8sCoq)


Oh for the love...

That's it. I'm going to cave in and finally eat the York Peppermint Patty I've been hoardng since Halloween for a day when I'm particularly depressed. Today is officially That Day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:03 PM (4df7R)

218 >>>Pete Rose is ineligible for the HOF by his own actions. He voluntarily put himself on the ineligible list

Yeah well, he shouldn't have bet on his team. Even when betting for your team you might place yourself in position to make a bad strategic decision (lets say use up a good pitcher that you'll need in the next series) to win in the here and now that isn't the best decision for winning in the season. Though the punishment I think is in excess of the crime.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (0q2P7)

219 I'm confident RG3 will be back good as new. And he
doesn't have to run in the same manner AP does to be effective. An
occasional scamper for a 1st down will do, whereas AP needs to be a
workhorse 3 downs out of 4.


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:01 PM (8sCoq)

--I hope so. I want to have Alfred Morris on one of my keeper leagues next year and RG3 and his threat is the main reason Alfie did so well this year.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (StDOM)

220 47 That's a show I don't get. I mean, how can it last?
I saw an extended preview for it a few weeks ago. The serial killer inspired scores of copycats (sort of like Red John on The Mentalist) so Bacon has to joust with the imprisoned killer at times to solve some of the cases (like Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling).

Posted by: KingCranium at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (lHn6+)

221 >Unfortunately Linda Ronstadt now is a ringer for Dick Butkus.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2013 04:01 PM (DXlwL)

Please, everybody! My comment was just about a perfect representation of barely concealed nippleage, frozen in time. I know she was with Jerry Brown back in the day, and I know she is a cellulite laden hosebeast now.Just enjoy the classic pokies, is all.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (8sCoq)

222 >I'm going to cave in and finally eat the York Peppermint Patty I've been
hoardng since Halloween for a day when I'm particularly depressed.


go nuts dude

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:06 PM (8sCoq)

223 Though the punishment I think is in excess of the crime.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (0q2P7)

Rose was given plenty of opportunities to come clean ( completely clean ) and Maybe get reinstated on the eligible list. Rose is jerk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:06 PM (jE38p)

224 I'm confident RG3 will be back good as new. And he doesn't have to run in the same manner AP does to be effective. An occasional scamper for a 1st down will doPosted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:01 PM (8sCoq)

As long as he remembers to "SLIDE, DAMMIT, FUCKING SLIDE!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:06 PM (4df7R)

225 220
47 That's a show I don't get. I mean, how can it last?

I saw an extended preview for it a few weeks ago. The serial killer
inspired scores of copycats (sort of like Red John on The Mentalist) so
Bacon has to joust with the imprisoned killer at times to solve some of
the cases (like Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling).

Posted by: KingCranium at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (lHn6+)

--That one may be worth watching. I'm debating whether to cut cable to cut costs after the Super Bowl, even though the NHL is back.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:06 PM (StDOM)

226 Please, everybody! My comment was just about a
perfect representation of barely concealed nippleage, frozen in time. I
know she was with Jerry Brown back in the day, and I know she is a
cellulite laden hosebeast now.Just enjoy the classic pokies, is all.


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (8sCoq)


That album cover got a lot of time in my rack in the Navy. However all that about Jerry Brown was a beard for Brown. Brown does not do "women" if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 04:07 PM (53z96)

227
Please, everybody! My comment was just about a perfect representation of barely concealed nippleage, frozen in time. I know she was with Jerry Brown back in the day, and I know she is a cellulite laden hosebeast now.Just enjoy the classic pokies, is all.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (8sCoq)


Well, in fairness, maybe Dick Butkus is hawt now.

I'm not betting that way, but who knows?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2013 04:07 PM (DXlwL)

228 223 NeverGiveUp,

weapons grade asshole...I guarded him at a set of signings.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:07 PM (LRFds)

229 Side boob


Yeah yeah, I know, she's all fucked up and shit now. But then? Man oh man. And, dirty little secret, I'd still hammer it even now.



http://tinyurl.com/apc3ce7

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 04:07 PM (da5Wo)

230 Pete Rose could've been in the HOF years ago if he wasn't so stupid about his own defense. He kept escalating his guilt by partially admitting shit..."Yeah I know guys who gamble but I didn't. Okay, I gambled , but not on baseball,. Fine, I gambled on baseball, but not in my games. You got me! I gambled on my games, but only on us to win.". Add the tax evasion and he gets the dumb-ass MVP. He still has more hits than anyone in the history of baseball, though which should count for something in the baseball HOF. When I was up there some years ago, Rose was running his own museum/shop right next door to the real hall.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (ZshNr)

231 That one may be worth watching. I'm debating whether to cut cable to cut costs after the Super Bowl, even though the NHL is back.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:06 PM (StDOM)


Do it. If you really want to catch a show you can usually subscribe to it on iTunes or Hulu and watch on your computer. I don't how it would work for sports, though, so if that's a deal breaker for you, give it some more thought.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (4df7R)

232 Unfortunately Linda Ronstadt now is a ringer for Dick Butkus.



Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2013 04:01 PM (DXlwL)

OMG I searched Google images and it looks like Linda is auditioning for the starring role in a new King Kong movie.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (XUKZU)

233 Don't mess with Texas


http://tinyurl.com/a3so5b2

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (fWAjv)

234 --I hope so. I want to have Alfred Morris on one of my keeper leagues next year and RG3 and his threat is the main reason Alfie did so well this year.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:04 PM (StDOM)


------------------------------------------


I could give a flying fuck about the Chiefs, but I hope RGIII comes back next year just to smear shit on the faces of ESPN.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (Z4jYo)

235 So, what's "mel-low"?
It's a wed wine fwom Fwance.

Posted by: bawney fwank at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (ORGYc)

236 Do it. If you really want to catch a show you can usually subscribe to
it on iTunes or Hulu and watch on your computer. I don't how it would
work for sports, though, so if that's a deal breaker for you, give it
some more thought.


So when Kevin Bacon catches the bad guy at the end of the season, is there going to be a new baddie every season? Then it becomes kind of formulaic. I mean, after they got out in Prison Break, there was really no point to the show.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:09 PM (GQ8sn)

237 Does this thread smell funny to you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2013 04:10 PM (djdc7)

238 Alright

I'm launching a sideboob carpet-bombing

http://is.gd/g8nkWZ

nsfw?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:10 PM (8sCoq)

239 ' Brown does not do "women" if you know what I mean."

Go on....

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 09, 2013 04:10 PM (jlngc)

240 Do it. If you really want to catch a show you can
usually subscribe to it on iTunes or Hulu and watch on your computer. I
don't how it would work for sports, though, so if that's a deal breaker
for you, give it some more thought.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (4df7R)

--Sports is the crux of the issue. If I end up quaffing beer at a bar to catch games I cannot watch at home (what I did before cable), I could spend almost as much money watching Stanley Cup games at a bar as I would for cable. On the other hand, my money would be going to beer and bar food rather than for a helluva lot of channels I never watch. Hmmmm.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:10 PM (StDOM)

241 I'm going to cave in and finally eat the York Peppermint Patty I've been

hoarding since Halloween for a day when I'm particularly depressed.

I thought you were going to eat me first, sir.

Posted by: marcie at January 09, 2013 04:11 PM (ORGYc)

242
Pete Rose could've been in the HOF years ago if he wasn't so stupid about his own defense. He kept escalating his guilt by partially admitting shit..."Yeah I know guys who gamble but I didn't. Okay, I gambled , but not on baseball,. Fine, I gambled on baseball, but not in my games. You got me! I gambled on my games, but only on us to win.". Add the tax evasion and he gets the dumb-ass MVP. He still has more hits than anyone in the history of baseball, though which should count for something in the baseball HOF. When I was up there some years ago, Rose was running his own museum/shop right next door to the real hall.Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (ZshNr)

There's only one thing for Rose to do to get absolution for all of his sins and voted into the Hall of Fame. It's distasteful, but invariably effective.

That's right, he's got to come out as a Democrat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 09, 2013 04:11 PM (DXlwL)

243 One of the great things about "Justified" is Timothy Olyphant's absolute killer line delivery. From the way he said "Why wait?" to Quarles last season to last night's "Bob, I've got shit in the car I don't want crushed"; he nails it.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 09, 2013 04:11 PM (vC6Bj)

244 Re: The Following, I see this is a one- or two-year series. I mean, Kevin Bacon is not going to be in a TV show for 4-5 years, he is a movie actor. Unless it really takes off like "24" did.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (qE3AR)

245

What show was Boyd's new army buddy on? He's gained a lot of weight.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (MPjT8)

246 As part of the David Gragory thread, I present this from Legal Insrrection


A former Fort Drum soldier who was injured in special forces training was arrested Sunday night when he was found with prohibited rounds of ammunition, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department said.

Nathan H. Haddad, 32, of 25240 Waddingham Road, town of LeRay, faces five felony counts of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon. He was released without bail before town of Watertown Justice Andrew N. Capone, and is ordered to appear Wednesday in town of LeRay Court.

Deputies made the arrest shortly before 7:30 p.m. Sunday on Steinhilber Road in the town of LeRay, where Mr. Haddad is accused of possessing five 30-round AR-15 magazines of ammunition. He is cited under a state penal law statute that prohibits possession of “a large capacity ammunition feeding device.” The ammunition was found in his vehicle during a traffic stop, according to the sheriff’s office.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (l86i3)

247 I could give a flying fuck about the Chiefs, but I hope RGIII comes back next year just to smear shit on the faces of ESPN.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:08 PM (Z4jYo)

--You read the link below that that shitbird Rob Parker got fired, right?
That was the other good news of the day. Well, I'm sure Huffpost Sports or some other POS outfit will hire his sorry ass to make a quota of some sort.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (StDOM)

248 So when Kevin Bacon catches the bad guy at the end of the season, is there going to be a new baddie every season? Then it becomes kind of formulaic. I mean, after they got out in Prison Break, there was really no point to the show.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:09 PM (GQ8sn)


Yeah, I don't get it. After a while it's like, "Okay. That's three copycats down. Who's next?" Frankly I'd expect Kevin Bacon's character to just kill himself off eventually and remove his cat from the cat-and-mouse game, thus removing the "fun" of it all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (4df7R)

249 I had no idea guys were so enthralled by side-boob. Guess that explains the guy driving the truck in the lane next to me that summer day I was wearing a halter top.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (jm/9g)

250 What show was Boyd's new army buddy on? He's gained a lot of weight.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (MPjT

I only know him from BlackHawk Down.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:13 PM (fWAjv)

251 No new coach as far as I know.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 09, 2013 04:13 PM (tVTLU)

252 I'm launching a sideboob carpet-bombinghttp://is.gd/g8nkWZnsfw?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:10 PM (8sCoq)


--------------------------------------------


Lovely. But I want some see-thru too.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:13 PM (Z4jYo)

253 #243 Exactly. Ava had some great lines last night too, and her delivery is wonderful ("I think they missed that one on Career Night"). I love the dialogue in the show, it really is like hearing an Elmore Leonard novel come to life.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:14 PM (qE3AR)

254 "I actually rewound it twice (total of three times viewing). Yes, I did. I bet a lot of you did too."

OK, but are you still Master of Your Domain?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 09, 2013 04:14 PM (eHIJJ)

255 Re: The Following, I see this is a one- or two-year series. I mean, Kevin Bacon is not going to be in a TV show for 4-5 years, he is a movie actor. Unless it really takes off like "24" did.
Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (qE3AR)



Given that all the really interesting work is being done on tv now, I can see why Kevin Bacon would want to do it. Add to that the huge potential for a long term income stream and hell yes.


I am really looking forward to the show but I do think it would be better suited to a BBC style 7-8 episode "season" arc.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 04:14 PM (VtjlW)

256 What show was Boyd's new army buddy on? He's gained a lot of weight. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (MPjT I only know him from BlackHawk Down.
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:13 PM (fWAjv)


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He was in a sci-fi pic that I watched recently, but I can't remember it's title.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:15 PM (Z4jYo)

257
Blackhawk Down..that's it. tx

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 09, 2013 04:15 PM (MPjT8)

258 >
I had no idea guys were so enthralled by side-boob.


we're enthralled by everything-boob

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:15 PM (8sCoq)

259 kallisto,

Boobs are like catnip for guys. We can't help it.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (O7Q1u)

260 What show was Boyd's new army buddy on? He's gained a lot of weight.

He was the drunk dad in Super 8 that accidentally killed the mom of the lead boy character.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)

261 Re: The Following, I see this is a one- or two-year series. I mean, Kevin Bacon is not going to be in a TV show for 4-5 years, he is a movie actor. Unless it really takes off like "24" did.
Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:12 PM (qE3AR)


I could see him trying to do like his wife did with "The Closer." Put in some years on a good show and then move on. I just don't think it will work the way "the Closer" did for Kyra Sedgwick, if for no other reason than that was TNT and this is Fox.

But it really is true what the "experts" say when they say that the best writing these days is on television. Films are all formulaic crap. the only place you get a lot of ingenuity anymore is TV.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (4df7R)

262 >He was in a sci-fi pic that I watched recently, but I can't remember it's title.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:15 PM (Z4jYo)

he's the astronaut that got blinded in "Deep Impact"

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

263 I am really looking forward to the show but I do think it would be better suited to a BBC style 7-8 episode "season" arc.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 04:14 PM (VtjlW)


Do watch BBC lots? If you do, what happened to Copper. I loved that show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (l86i3)

264 I had no idea guys were so enthralled by side-boob. Guess that explains
the guy driving the truck in the lane next to me that summer day I was
wearing a halter top.


You know the drill.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:17 PM (GQ8sn)

265 OSP,
Remember when "big sis" said the biggest terrorist threat we faced was from vets? Term 1 was about healthcare. Term 2 will be about gun confiscation

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:17 PM (eVFOu)

266 I don't how it would work for sports, though, so if that's a deal breaker for you, give it some more thought.

Depending on your cable package, ESPN3 streams a lot of college games (basketball, football, volleyball, soccer). MLB has radio and TV streaming packages, and one free streaming video game every day whether you subscribe or not. I've used both of these because I don't live in the same market as my teams do (MLB audio was $20 last year for all 162 Brewers games, so I don't feel like I'm wasting money if I miss games to work or travel).

I don't know about NFL; I live in one teams' market and the other team shows up most weeks. My understanding is there are bootleg video sites on the internets.

I end up in sports bars about three times a year to see games I can't get audio or video of at home, and even with my snobby beer tastes that's still about a month of cable.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (ZKzrr)

267 Check out this 1960's commercial for kids' toys.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/aadshx5

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (XUKZU)

268 OSP,
Remember when "big sis" said the biggest terrorist threat we faced was from vets? Term 1 was about healthcare. Term 2 will be about gun confiscation
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:17 PM (eVFOu)

They always say what they are going to do don't they?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (l86i3)

269 Remember when "big sis" said the biggest terrorist threat we faced was
from vets? Term 1 was about healthcare. Term 2 will be about gun
confiscation


*sniff*

Posted by: The Big "Jobs" Pivot at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (QKKT0)

270 I came down on liking Constable Bob, too. I found out elsewhere that Constable is a realoffice in Kentucky, duly elected by the voters and for that and other reasons it stays around, even though every once in a while the FOP campaigns to end it.
Last night's episode was full of what makes Justified so much fun to watch- Raylan being a likable jerk, and Boyd being an intense mastermind, and all thegreat supporting characters- Ava, Arlo, Ellie Mae. Would you want to work with Raylan? He's apparently supposed to be "on duty"with Rachel the Marshal Lady, but he just ups and goes, and while it was hard to tell for sure it seemed like he was gone the whole day. It was great to watch him thinking of how to get out the shed standoff without attracting any more attention than he already had, though.
A last word on Bob the Constable, too, that showed me that even a comic supportingcharacter on this show gets treated better than leads do on many others: Raylan deals with idiot criminals, like Dewey Crowe, that he has no use for and generally mistreats. He deals with smart criminals like Dickie Bennett (and, to an extent, Boyd)that he disdains and mistreats. He even takes advantage of his smart coworkers, Rachel, Tim, and Art, and can only manage the barest of apologies for those instances. But Bob knew something he didn't- that stolen cars were taken to the local junkyard and how much they went for- and Bob immediately realized how Raylan had played him. Raylan seemed to genuinely apologize to him at the end of the show, which bodes well for whenever he pops back up.

Posted by: KingCranium at January 09, 2013 04:19 PM (+Uv5V)

271 >>>I had no idea guys were so enthralled by side-boob. Guess that explains
the guy driving the truck in the lane next to me that summer day I was
wearing a halter top.

Well what we really want is front boob. But given that usually isn't available, everyone has an opinion on the best second choice angle for boob viewing.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 04:19 PM (0q2P7)

272 he's the astronaut that got blinded in "Deep Impact"
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (8sCoq)


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Yes! Thanks. Also the "Super 8" reference above too.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:19 PM (Z4jYo)

273 No T, just A, so yes, partial nudity. But the violence, the violence!!!! And evil guns, and drugs, and the exploitation of wimmens!! Lead me to my fainting couch! Girly men and feministas hardest hit.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (BoE3Z)

274 And for reasons I can’t understand, CAIR is vocally opposed to Brennan.

(CNSNews.com) – As a college student in the 1970s, John Brennan, President Obama’s nominee for CIA director, traveled in Indonesia where – he recalled in a speech in New York in 2010 – “despite my long hair, my earring and my obvious American appearance, I was welcomed throughout that country, in a way that is a reflection of the tremendous warmth of Islamic cultures and societies.”

Brennan’s Feb. 13, 2010 address to a meeting at the Islamic Center at New York University, facilitated by the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA), provided an insight into his views on Islam, a faith which he said during the speech had “helped to shape my own world view.”

Travels around the world over more than three decades had taught him about “the goodness and beauty of Islam,” said Brennan, whose 25-year career at the CIA until 2005 included a stint as station chief in Riyadh.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (jE38p)

275 Pouring rain here in TX

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (eVFOu)

276 Check out this 1960's commercial for kids' toys.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/aadshx5


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (XUKZU)

I can't believe how far we've fallen.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)

277 I could spend almost as much money watching Stanley Cup games

If they're on NBC, you should be able to get them over the air.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:21 PM (ZKzrr)

278 They always say what they are going to do don't they?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (l86i3)


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Exactly. Never, ever underestimate these marxist shitweazels. They mean everything they say.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:22 PM (Z4jYo)

279 276 Check out this 1960's commercial for kids' toys.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/aadshx5


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (XUKZU)
I can't believe how far we've fallen.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)

Geebus $3.00!!!!


How far we have fallen indeed

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 09, 2013 04:22 PM (UZQM8)

280 Little help here 'rons and ettes.

"Clinton talking about gun control and the death rate in the U.S. compared to other countries. “I grew up in this hunting culture, but this is nuts,” Clinton says. “Why does anybody need a 30-round clip for a gun?” Half of all deaths have occurred since the assault weapons ban expired, Clinton offers."


What the hell does that last sentence mean?

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:22 PM (fWAjv)

281 278 Soona,

yup....

//Billy Mr. 25 million Ayers

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:23 PM (LRFds)

282 CAIR prefers handmaidens to torture. The JEF just drone kills them. Not that i object but we lose intel that way

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:23 PM (eVFOu)

283 Check out this 1960's commercial for kids' toys.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/aadshx5


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (XUKZU)
I can't believe how far we've fallen.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)


When boys were men

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:23 PM (jE38p)

284 Pouring rain here in TX
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (eVFOu)


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Be thankful. We're getting some rain here in OK too.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:23 PM (Z4jYo)

285 Pouring rain here in TX
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (eVFOu)


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Be thankful. We're getting some rain here in OK too.
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:23 PM (Z4jYo)


Stop bitching. We got NJ here in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:24 PM (jE38p)

286 What the hell does that last sentence mean?


It means THE GOVERNMENT MUST DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 04:24 PM (QKKT0)

287 I am. We like rainy days here

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (eVFOu)

288 Almost 60 all day here in NC. Supposed to be 70s this weekend. Maybe get started on my gold panning early this year.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (ZshNr)

289 "I can't believe how far we've fallen."

EC
We just started getting "MeTV" around here.
One of the side channels on digital.
Listen to some of the show titles
The Rifleman
The Virginian
Big Valley
Bonanza
And it goes on and on.
And one day I was watching the Rifleman, and at the end I realized that he was teaching his son Mark about morals, courage, and how to make ethical decisions.
And then I realized that a large number of those black and white TV shows actually had some redeeming social value.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (jlngc)

290 283
Check out this 1960's commercial for kids' toys.



http://preview.tinyurl.com/aadshx5





Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:18 PM (XUKZU)

I can't believe how far we've fallen.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:20 PM (GQ8sn)





When boys were men

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:23 PM (jE38p)


Aside from Nerf guns, I cannot think of any type of toy gun that shoots projectiles anymore. I'm not including airsoft guns because they really aren't toys no matter what my 10 yo son says.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (GQ8sn)

291 Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 04:19 PM (0q2P7)
___
OK I guess there's an extra perk when the boobage happens totally unexpectedly like while you're waiting at a red light on the commute home from work. The way the guy was gesticulating, I got scared 'cause I thought maybe my purse was aflame on the seat next to me.

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2013 04:26 PM (jm/9g)

292 What the hell does that last sentence mean?

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Having to mean something is bourgeois and probably racist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:26 PM (XUKZU)

293 I love NJ too. Can't help it, like a bad boyfriend

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:26 PM (eVFOu)

294 288
Almost 60 all day here in NC. Supposed to be 70s this weekend. Maybe get started on my gold panning early this year.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (ZshNr)

Where are you? I'm in Raleigh.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:26 PM (GQ8sn)

295 Half of all deaths have occurred since the assault weapons ban expired, Clinton offers."





What the hell does that last sentence mean?




It means "SHUT UP" that's what. Do not question our New Aristocracy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:27 PM (UOM48)

296 What the hell does that last sentence mean?

Everything but muskets is gonna get banned.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:27 PM (ZKzrr)

297 And then I realized that a large number of those black and white TV shows actually had some redeeming social value.

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"Redeeming social value"? Is that a code word for racist?

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2013 04:28 PM (XUKZU)

298 The ruling caste demands action!

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 04:28 PM (eVFOu)

299 From upthread:

The main serial killer villain appears to be a Hannibal Lector type i.e.. the super-genius serial killer caught and in prison but who has seeded/nurtured other serial killers- hence "the following".

He's like the Jesus of Murder or something. In one commercial they make quick mention of this being like a new religion.

So, each week will have a new "Buffalo Bob" with surprise serial killers popping up among Kevin Bacon's friends, co-workers, and family.

Kind of like "Battlestar Galactica" and their lame game of who's the Cylon.



It's not going to be one serial killer per year, at least as I see the commercials.

The idea is that there are several hidden killers in 'the following" who are hunting Kevin Bacon even as he hunts them.

Look for his closest friend or brother or partner to be one early in the season, I betcha.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2013 04:28 PM (UgFxe)

300 Winston Salem

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (ZshNr)

301 Breaking - Hilda Solis resigning as Sec. of Labor.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (NYnoe)

302 ::::Well what we really want is front boob. But given that usually isn't available, everyone has an opinion on the best second choice angle for boob viewing.::::

Hand-boob and mouth-boob are the top tiers of boob enjoyment.

You skirts have no appreciation for the gifts you wield.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (nxyLn)

303 Sounds like Red John on the Mentalist. Always sending serial killing apostles out to fake being him.

Posted by: Truman North at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (I2LwF)

304 "Redeeming social value"? Is that a code word for racist?

Nope, but "Black and white" certainly has possibilities.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (jlngc)

305 Revenge of the Chief Justice ...

In January of 2012 Mr. Noonan filed suit with 6 other electors in California to prevent the Secretary of State, Debra Bowen from placing Mr. Barack Obama on the California Primary Ballot. Mr. Noonan and the other petitioners claimed that Mr. Obama had not proved that he was a U.S. Citizen. The case was dismissed by Judge Micheal P. Kenny of the Sacramento Superior Court and was appealed in August of 2012.

Chief Justice Roberts gave "cert" to hear the case today.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (qZ2Bt)

306 If they're on NBC, you should be able to get them over the air.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:21 PM (ZKzrr)

--Not sure how well I'd do. I have an itty-bitty CRT TV that would need a digital converter and I'm not sure how the signals are here. In the ND apartment the building has its own aerial that we access just by plugging the antenna cable into the cable outlet. What's weird is we get Comedy Central on one of the channels.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (StDOM)

307 61 per weather.com

Posted by: lincolntf at January 09, 2013 04:30 PM (ZshNr)

308 From link at Drudge, "Gun Sales Skyrocket in Savannah."

http://tinyurl.com/a9w4ywr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:30 PM (UOM48)

309 Who kidnapped Ace?

Posted by: marcus at January 09, 2013 04:30 PM (GGCsk)

310 301
Breaking - Hilda Solis resigning as Sec. of Labor.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (NYnoe)
God what an unlovely name. I always have visions of the Gulag when I hear it.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:31 PM (BoE3Z)

311 It's not going to be one serial killer per year, at least as I see the commercials.



The idea is that there are several hidden killers in 'the following" who are hunting Kevin Bacon even as he hunts them.



Look for his closest friend or brother or partner to be one early in the season, I betcha.


24 used to rely on the Tier 1/Tier 2 villains in every season. During the first 12 eps, you were introduced to the Tier 1 baddie and his plan, around eps 12-13, you were then shown the Tier 2 villain who was Tier 1 villain's boss and the real mastermind behind the bigger plan. Sometimes, Tier 2 villain killed Tier 1 villain for being an incompetent for letting Jack Bauer and CTU figure things out.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:31 PM (GQ8sn)

312 Aside from Nerf guns, I cannot think of any type of toy gun that shoots projectiles anymore. I'm not including airsoft guns because they really aren't toys no matter what my 10 yo son says.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (GQ8sn)

There are some that shoot this water/gel pellet thing.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:31 PM (fWAjv)

313 He was the drunk dad in Super 8 that accidentally killed the mom of the lead boy character.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:16 PM (GQ8sn)

THANK YOU, I was wracking my brain trying to figure out where I had seen that guy.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:32 PM (NYnoe)

314 What the hell does that last sentence mean?


2 things
A) Bill's brain isn't getting enough blood flow

B) The MSM will not question it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:32 PM (jE38p)

315 There are some that shoot this water/gel pellet thing.

What are those?

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:32 PM (GQ8sn)

316 Look for his closest friend or brother or partner to be one early in the season, I betcha. Posted by: naturalfake

The Law and Order rule: the friendliest person interviewed is guilty. Almost always accompanied by, (shrugs shoulders) "I don't know what else I can tell you."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (djdc7)

317 312
Aside from Nerf guns, I cannot think of any type of toy gun that shoots
projectiles anymore. I'm not including airsoft guns because they really
aren't toys no matter what my 10 yo son says.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:25 PM (GQ8sn)



There are some that shoot this water/gel pellet thing.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:31 PM (fWAjv)

--Another toy that I miss from my youth: water rockets. I think some do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are probably a few still stranded on my grandmom's old house's roof decades later.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (StDOM)

318 And then there is the gun that Jordan and erg played with growing up...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (fWAjv)

319 As a powder projectile weapon alternative, you can buy an assegai on Amazon. With a little practice, I was able to put it through a hay bale at 30 feet.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:34 PM (BoE3Z)

320 The WSJ TV blog has a very detailed recap of last night's Justified if you missed it

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2013 04:34 PM (qE3AR)

321
Ron Eldard was the protagonist in When Trumpets Fade.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 09, 2013 04:35 PM (ymJbM)

322 In January of 2012 Mr. Noonan filed suit with 6 other electors in California to prevent the Secretary of State, Debra Bowen from placing Mr. Barack Obama on the California Primary Ballot. Mr. Noonan and the other petitioners claimed that Mr. Obama had not proved that he was a U.S. Citizen. The case was dismissed by Judge Micheal P. Kenny of the Sacramento Superior Court and was appealed in August of 2012. Chief Justice Roberts gave "cert" to hear the case today.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (qZ2Bt)


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Really? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:35 PM (Z4jYo)

323 Did you all hear some Ferry driver was playing bumper cars here in NY Harbor today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:35 PM (jE38p)

324 Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (StDOM)


Oh hell yeah. Had the clear red plastic one. (Maybe that was the standars.)

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:35 PM (fWAjv)

325 Chief Justice Roberts gave "cert" to hear the case today.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2013 04:29 PM (qZ2Bt)

You can look at the constitutional "native birth" requirement as a kind of tax. If you don't pay a tax, you may be subject to prosecution but it doesn't mean that you can't be president.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts, Still Growing In Office at January 09, 2013 04:35 PM (QKKT0)

326 Another toy that I miss from my youth: water rockets. I think some
do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are probably a few still stranded
on my grandmom's old house's roof decades later.



I'm am honestly surprised that they still sell rockets at the hobby stores. You've got the makings of a weapon of mass destruction right there! A solid fuel booster engine that can double as an explosive, and a delivery vehicle able to carry and deploy a biological or chemical agent.

BAN HOBBY STORES!!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:36 PM (GQ8sn)

327 BAN HOBBY STORES!!!!!


Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:36 PM (GQ8sn)



We're working on it...

Posted by: Obamacare at January 09, 2013 04:37 PM (UOM48)

328 EC,

They're called 'Exploderz.'

http://tinyurl.com/bfm5mnh

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:37 PM (fWAjv)

329 302 EoJ,

guy I beg to differ they pretend they do not know...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:37 PM (LRFds)

330 Another toy that I miss from my youth: water rockets. I think some do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are probably a few still stranded on my grandmom's old house's roof decades later.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (StDOM)


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There's probably two or three engulfed in tree-trunks from my days of youth.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:38 PM (Z4jYo)

331 They're not guns, but they shoot projectiles
http://preview.tinyurl.com/aasqj5h
http://preview.tinyurl.com/aapnf2u
http://preview.tinyurl.com/bbgmfua
And how many of us took the suction cups off, ran the arrow through the pencil sharpener, and restrung the bow tighter as a kid?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 04:38 PM (jlngc)

332
I think Biden's comments are dangerous -- for him.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at January 09, 2013 04:38 PM (ymJbM)

333 Water Rockets

Hasbro and other toy makers recalled 230,000 of their water rocket toys in 2004. The rockets were malfunctioning and hitting people in the head.

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That's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:38 PM (fWAjv)

334 The case was dismissed by Judge Micheal P. Kenny of the Sacramento
Superior Court and was appealed in August of 2012. Chief Justice Roberts
gave "cert" to hear the case today.


Among the issues to be decided in the case is whether Judge Kenny's written opinion, consisting of the word "Pffft", meets the minimum standards required of a pronouncement of a United States District Court.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 04:39 PM (QKKT0)

335 I had dart holes all over the walls in my bedroom growing up. And I never put anyone's eye out and for some reason my parents never cared?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:39 PM (jE38p)

336 EC
We just started getting "MeTV" around here.
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Same here, my BF loves it. We see the rifleman every night.

Posted by: gigg at January 09, 2013 04:39 PM (41VCE)

337 And they wonder why they aren't popular
http://tinyurl.com/bf75jqx

Posted by: Caustic at January 09, 2013 04:39 PM (/b8+5)

338 EC

We just started getting "MeTV" around here.

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Same here, my BF loves it. We see the rifleman every night.

Posted by: gigg at January 09, 2013 04:39 PM (41VCE)

MeTV is available over the air, you don't need cable or sat to get it. At least it is in my area.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (GQ8sn)

339 330
Another toy that I miss from my youth: water rockets. I think some
do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are probably a few still stranded
on my grandmom's old house's roof decades later.

Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (StDOM)

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There's probably two or three engulfed in tree-trunks from my days of youth.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:38 PM (Z4jYo)
I still have a set of evil Jarts. Kept them for years. Used to throw them over the house to my buddies. Good times, good times.























Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (BoE3Z)

340 Another toy that I miss from my youth: water rockets. I think some
do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are probably a few still stranded
on my grandmom's old house's roof decades later.


Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (StDOM)



Jarts. They killed more people than semi-automatic weapons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (QKKT0)

341 --Another toy that I miss from my youth: water rockets. I think some
do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are probably a few still stranded
on my grandmom's old house's roof decades later.


Nope, they still sell them.

I was going to get one for my nephew for Christmas, but got him a Nerf gun (complete with three 18 round magazines) instead.

My sister "thanked" me for all the little darts now scattered everywhere in their house.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (SY2Kh)

342 I miss jarts.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (VtjlW)

343 Did someone say water rocket?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/avltuo2

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (jlngc)

344 342 AlexTheChick,

yup.....we used to try to hit each other....

ah the '70s

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:41 PM (LRFds)

345 Hasbro and other toy makers recalled 230,000 of their water rocket toys in 2004. The rockets were malfunctioning and hitting people in the head. -------- That's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:38 PM (fWAjv)


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LOL. That was half the fun. Risk taking is so underrated today.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:41 PM (Z4jYo)

346 I used to play war games in my backyard with the rifle my dad took off a dead jap on Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:42 PM (jE38p)

347
I was going to get one for my nephew for Christmas, but got him a Nerf gun (complete with three 18 round magazines) instead.

My sister "thanked" me for all the little darts now scattered everywhere in their house.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (SY2Kh)



My son still has one of those damned Nerf guns in the closet in his old room. Shot the fuckers all over his room while he was home.

I hate the things.

Posted by: Obamacare at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (UOM48)

348 Most dangerous weapon ever issued by the school:

a compass.


Remember that sharp, pointy end that wasn't the elbow of the girl sitting at the front of the class, by the teacher's desk? You could be sitting in class thinking about how many sine's and co-tangents there are, and then suddenly snap and start ventilating everyone's neck and chest around you. You could easily kill wound 3-4 people before the teacher looked up from his desk and figured out what was going on!

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (GQ8sn)

349 342
I miss jarts.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 04:40 PM (VtjlW)
Still have a set, Alex. Like I said upthread, used to throw them back and forth over the house. Helps perfect timing skillz. Dad got kind of pissy about it - not over the risk of injury to us, understand, but possible damage to his roof.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (BoE3Z)

350 AtC
Do you miss Jarts enough to drop $75.00, plus shipping?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/a5vy2yy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (jlngc)

351 Throws evil sock in trash

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:44 PM (UOM48)

352 Remember that sharp, pointy end that wasn't the elbow of the girl sitting at the front of the class, by the teacher's desk? You could be sitting in class thinking about how many sine's and co-tangents there are, and then suddenly snap and start ventilating everyone's neck and chest around you. You could easily kill wound 3-4 people before the teacher looked up from his desk and figured out what was going on!
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (GQ8sn)

Yup, but ya couldn't get that on a plane now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:44 PM (jE38p)

353 I miss playing with mercury in class. Remember the good ol' days when a teacher would let us pass that stuff around?

Now everyone is a Special Snowflake and must be protected from life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:45 PM (UOM48)

354 Nebraska Wendy's cuts employee hours to 28. Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 03:01 PM (53z96)

Yup, last week the Tulsa news was interviewing a poverty level mother of 3 in Guthrie, OK, who was "full time" at Taco Bell and who now can't make it on 28 hours a week. She seemed like a nice enough lady, not too bright, but, probably a hard worker, who will now have to go on welfare. The guy who owned all the Taco Bell had no choice. She wasn't Mexican, which is what most of the fast food workers I see in Tulsa are these days. He had sweated and saved to buy these franchises to watch them be flushed down the Obama Porcelain.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 09, 2013 04:45 PM (kXoT0)

355 Jarts and Sharts: The Al Roker Story

Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 04:46 PM (O7Q1u)

356 I miss playing with mercury in class. Remember the good ol' days when a teacher would let us pass that stuff around?

Now everyone is a Special Snowflake and must be protected from life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:45 PM (UOM4

And starting fires with a magnifying glass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:46 PM (jE38p)

357 353 Jane D'oh,

the "peanuts are a weapon of mass destruction" shit gets me

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:46 PM (LRFds)

358 And starting fires with a magnifying glass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:46 PM (jE38p)



My husband used to burn his toy soldiers with one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:47 PM (UOM48)

359 354 Sherry mcEvil,

well stupidity is its own reward a LOT of working poor voted retarded.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:47 PM (LRFds)

360 352
Remember that sharp, pointy end that wasn't the elbow of the girl
sitting at the front of the class, by the teacher's desk? You could be
sitting in class thinking about how many sine's and co-tangents there
are, and then suddenly snap and start ventilating everyone's neck and
chest around you. You could easily kill wound 3-4 people before the
teacher looked up from his desk and figured out what was going on!

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (GQ8sn)



Yup, but ya couldn't get that on a plane now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:44 PM (jE38p)
We should ban #2 lead pencils, too. Some asshole stabbed me with one in the fifth grade, leaving me disfigured with a graphite colored tattoo dot on my forearm. I should have sued the school for allowing that dangerous object.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:47 PM (BoE3Z)

361 Yup, last week the Tulsa news was interviewing a poverty level mother of
3 in Guthrie, OK, who was "full time" at Taco Bell and who now can't
make it on 28 hours a week. She seemed like a nice enough lady, not too
bright, but, probably a hard worker, who will now have to go on welfare.



As someone said upthread -- that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 04:48 PM (QKKT0)

362 We need to push for Mike Rowe as Labor Secretary.

Not that it'll go anywhere, but I think it would be fun.

"We need a Labor Secretary who's actually done work."

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2013 04:48 PM (T0NGe)

363 I miss Jarts, too. I was pretty good at it. An old boyfriend would invite friends over to his house, we'd get liquored up, and it was Game On.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:48 PM (UOM48)

364 Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 04:43 PM (GQ8sn)


Awww, the good ol' pencil compass.

Nowadays instant expulsion.

Then, a requirement in your school kit.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:50 PM (fWAjv)

365 Yup, last week the Tulsa news was interviewing a poverty level mother of 3 in Guthrie, OK, who was "full time" at Taco Bell and who now can't make it on 28 hours a week. She seemed like a nice enough lady, not too bright, but, probably a hard worker, who will now have to go on welfare. The guy who owned all the Taco Bell had no choice. She wasn't Mexican, which is what most of the fast food workers I see in Tulsa are these days. He had sweated and saved to buy these franchises to watch them be flushed down the Obama Porcelain.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 09, 2013 04:45 PM (kXoT0)


-------------------------------------------------


I'd like to see the true unemployment numbers as a result of Ocare. But we won't. The numbers will be tainted just like everything coming out of DC now. We can't trust any information coming from that shithole anymore.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:50 PM (Z4jYo)

366 363
I miss Jarts, too. I was pretty good at it. An old boyfriend would
invite friends over to his house, we'd get liquored up, and it was Game
On.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:48 PM (UOM4
The culture is pretty damned sissified anymore. Course, I'm the guy who dynamited fish back in the day.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:51 PM (BoE3Z)

367 A toy machine gun and pistol will cost you $30 now. The wallet ID probably about $10 buck. So $7 in 1960 is now $52 so why is the stuff $12 cheaper?


In 1960 China did not trade with the US and all those toys were made somewhere in the US.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 04:51 PM (53z96)

368 My goodness, as far as wicked dangerous stuff, my Dad used to keep a loaded rifle behind the door of their bedroom. My sisters and I never, ever touched or even thought about touching it. It was Dad's and that was enough for us to know. He would take us shooting with a .22 rifle every now and again. The same loaded rifle was in place untouched by his three daughters, his four grandkids, and his three great grandkids when he passed away. How in the world did he mange to keep that evil marauding rifle from springing into action? Oh yeah, it was that passe thing, moral authority, he was so damn awesome and loving that anyone of us would never dream of messing with his belongings.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 09, 2013 04:52 PM (kXoT0)

369 I'd like to see the true unemployment numbers as a result of Ocare. But we won't. The numbers will be tainted just like everything coming out of DC now. We can't trust any information coming from that shithole anymore.

Because it eliminates people not looking for work, the U3 numbers are useless and will likely be useless for a decade.

Even if there's a rush in hiring, there will be a bunch of people entering the labor rolls, increasing the number of potential workers and skewing the whole thing.

This is a U6 country now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2013 04:52 PM (T0NGe)

370 well stupidity is its own reward a LOT of working poor voted retarded.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:47 PM (LRFds)


-------------------------------------------------


This is true. They're getting exactly what they voted for. Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 04:52 PM (Z4jYo)

371 My husband used to burn his toy soldiers with one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:47 PM (UOM4

Toy soldiers? How about stone!

http://tinyurl.com/32svfaa

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 04:53 PM (fWAjv)

372 Patton Oswalt: As long as he keeps portraying a fat, halfwit loser on the show (i.e., not really acting), I'm fine with him being there as semi-comic relief.

Bill Clinton: Needs to stick to commentary in areas in which he actually has expertise...like pathological lying, fat girls, being a man-lesbian and gay icon, fascism, international hooker hunts, etc.

International Film and Television Star Nick Searcy: Art Mullen needs to shoot more scumbags, and quit letting Raylan have all the fun.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 09, 2013 04:53 PM (k4bdL)

373 I miss playing with mercury in class. Remember the good ol' days when a teacher would let us pass that stuff around?

Now everyone is a Special Snowflake and must be protected from life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:45 PM (UOM4



Except for the part where it has to be in all the lightbulbs.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 04:54 PM (VtjlW)

374 television is referred to as a medium because it is neither rare, nor well done. Ernie Kovacs.

not sure what show Ace is going on about, but i am sure i don't care enough to turn on the vidiot to try and find out.

just more Hollyweird swill produced by arrogant union assholes who should all have to go to Canada to find w*rk. F them all, sideways.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2013 04:54 PM (8MasJ)

375 the "peanuts are a weapon of mass destruction" shit gets me

Peanut allergies are now a disability.
http://is.gd/O1nMC9

The town in the case has about a thousand people and is at least 25 minutes from the nearest hospital, which is why the mother feels Special Snowflake needs a helicopter when peanuts are present.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:54 PM (ZKzrr)

376 BTW, have spent the entire afternoon trying to install a continuous ink supply system on my personal printer. Unless you like stained fingers and wasted money, do not try this in your home. I contacted them and got nada, so wrote a nasty Amazon review and told them to f@ck off.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 09, 2013 04:56 PM (kXoT0)

377 375
the "peanuts are a weapon of mass destruction" shit gets me

Peanut allergies are now a disability.
http://is.gd/O1nMC9

The
town in the case has about a thousand people and is at least 25 minutes
from the nearest hospital, which is why the mother feels Special
Snowflake needs a helicopter when peanuts are present.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:54 PM (ZKzrr)
Or don't eat peanuts.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 04:57 PM (BoE3Z)

378 375 Ms radish,

fucking asshammers...

if snowflake will die by "big peanut" then go on the dole or make snowflake the "boy in the plastic bubble"....

assholes

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:57 PM (LRFds)

379 Some kid brought a thermometer to a school near here and it broke.

School shut down and called in a hazmat team. For realz.

The pussification of America.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:57 PM (UOM48)

380 377 Tubal,

or meat, or citus or....



asshammers

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:57 PM (LRFds)

381 BTW, have spent the entire afternoon trying to install a continuous ink supply system on my personal printer. Unless you like stained fingers and wasted money, do not try this in your home. I contacted them and got nada, so wrote a nasty Amazon review and told them to f@ck off.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at January 09, 2013 04:56 PM (kXoT0)

Yeah But NOW I bet you wish you had your Dad's rifle?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:57 PM (jE38p)

382 379 Jane D'oh,

shit I should love that....all I have to do is get my certs back and I can make money off the retarded....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 04:58 PM (LRFds)

383 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:54 PM (ZKzrr)

The judge should find in her favor and then mandate that she move closer to the hospital to solve the problem.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 04:58 PM (O7Q1u)

384 The judge should find in her favor and then mandate that she move closer to the hospital to solve the problem.
Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 04:58 PM (O7Q1u)


How about handing her a twelve dollar epi pen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 04:59 PM (l86i3)

385 What happened to Ace? Did he get "worked up" talking about boobies and ass?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:59 PM (UOM48)

386 Guns? What about this, from Breitbart:

And the American genocide continues, with 333,964 murders in 2011. That’s the figure proudly released by Planned Parenthood Federation of America in their report delineating how many abortions they performed in fiscal 2011. Doing some simple math reveals that the number of abortions performed equates to one abortion every 94 seconds.
And Planned Parenthood can be pleased with their progress: the number of abortions they performed in 2011 was up from 2010, when they snuffed out 329,445 lives. And the U.S. government can carry the banner high with the abortion provider; Planned Parenthood received $542.4 million in “government health services grants and reimbursements,” including “payments from Medicaid managed care plans.”

Posted by: USA at January 09, 2013 05:00 PM (RIg+t)

387 >>>How about handing her a twelve dollar epi pen.

That wouldn't be as instructive as the pain of moving would be.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 05:00 PM (O7Q1u)

388 379
Some kid brought a thermometer to a school near here and it broke.

School shut down and called in a hazmat team. For realz.

The pussification of America.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 04:57 PM (UOM4
We used to break the thermometers to get the damned stuff. And play with it. It's kind of amazing substance. We also cast lead toys, and fish sinkers. Horrifying! How did we not die instantly?

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:00 PM (BoE3Z)

389 As a young teen, I remember my fathers strict rule amount only mixing small amounts of charcoal, saltpeter and sulfur in the basement at any one time.
Dad was always pretty strict about safety in the home.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 05:01 PM (jlngc)

390 Bob Beckel is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM48)

391 The judge should find in her favor and then mandate that she move closer to the hospital to solve the problem.
Posted by: Vizzini at January 09, 2013 04:58 PM (O7Q1u)


----------------------------------------------


And just think. If her child gets disability, she'll automatically be put on Bill Ayer's to-do list.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:02 PM (Z4jYo)

392

speaking of entertainment...

Ah, DC inauguration.

Strippers, escorts, dominatrices, and even sugar babies looking for sugar daddies are planning for a jam-packed — and potentially quite lucrative — weekend across the greater DC area.

“Oh my God, it’s bananas,” says Baker, describing the interest he’s had so far. Hire Party Strippers does about double the business on inauguration weekend, during which he can boost rates about 25 percent. This means $650 to $700 for “two girl fantasy shows”; $350 for one girl; and $300 for one male stripper, though demand is never as high for men as women. “It’s going to be really, really busy,” Baker says. “We have a lot of people coming [to DC] from out of town, and they want to have adult entertainment in their rooms. It’s crazy.”




gatewaypundit

Posted by: shhh, I haven't seen it yet at January 09, 2013 05:02 PM (LpQbZ)

393 What happened to Ace? Did he get "worked up" talking about boobies and ass?

He said something about being up all night (and full of donuts). Maybe he crashed after a nice soothing fap.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2013 05:02 PM (SY2Kh)

394 When my dad died years ago (our son was five), he left all his guns to me.

My then libtard husband insisted we sell them all. And my semi-lib self let him.

Pisses us both the hell off now.

Our son would cherish those things now. So would I.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:03 PM (UOM48)

395 How did we not die instantly?
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:00 PM (BoE3Z)


And seating in the cargo bay of the family station wagon with no seat belts and the rear window open dragging a rope behind the car

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 05:03 PM (jE38p)

396 390
Bob Beckel is a fucking idiot.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM4
He should be an object lesson of what a lifetime of Progressivism can turn you into. A sodden lump.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:04 PM (BoE3Z)

397 There is a solar cig lighter,

http://store.sundancesolar.com/sospliposiso.html

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2013 05:04 PM (kdfQ/)

398 Free Shit Army Crisis !!!11!!

Panic In California As Thousands Of Food Stamps Cards Suffer Brief Outage

http://tinyurl.com/amhkugw

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2013 05:04 PM (wwsoB)

399 This is a U6 country now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2013 04:52 PM (T0NGe)

I don't trust the U-6 numbers either.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 05:05 PM (53z96)

400 394, not to mention the 3000% price appreciation.

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2013 05:05 PM (kdfQ/)

401 Greg Gutfeld for president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:05 PM (UOM48)

402 How come Art never gets laid?

Posted by: clintbird at January 09, 2013 05:06 PM (sLnUC)

403 So...anybody else wonder if International Film and Television Star Nick Searcy got the "furry-shooting-by-hooker-scene" put into last night's episode of "Justified" in Ace's er...honor?

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 09, 2013 05:06 PM (k4bdL)

404 Greg Gutfeld for president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:05 PM (UOM4


too short

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 05:06 PM (jE38p)

405 395
How did we not die instantly?

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:00 PM (BoE3Z)





And seating in the cargo bay of the family station wagon with no
seat belts and the rear window open dragging a rope behind the car

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 05:03 PM (jE38p)
It's the DCFS for you, buddy! Your "concerned" neighbors (the busybodies on the block) could turn you in. For the chilluns.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:06 PM (BoE3Z)

406 Geez. The marxists are in full stride.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:07 PM (Z4jYo)

407 too short smart.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 05:06 PM (jE38p)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:07 PM (UOM48)

408 And starting fires with a magnifying glass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 04:46 PM (jE38p)

----
That got me a sentence to write 100 times on the chalkboard in 5th grade.

Posted by: TEH LEFT at January 09, 2013 05:08 PM (nELVU)

409 uggg... socks

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2013 05:08 PM (nELVU)

410
The Venezuelan Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the article in the Ven Constitution requiring a president-elect to show up in person for his own pertain to Hugo Chavez because his absence "is neither permanent nor temporary."

Ah, Progressives!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:08 PM (C8mVl)

411



Hagel On Al Jazeera: America Is The “World’s Bully”…

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 05:09 PM (jE38p)

412 That got me a sentence to write 100 times on the chalkboard in 5th grade.
Posted by: TEH LEFT at January 09, 2013 05:08 PM (nELVU)


Yeah but nobody called the police and the FBI

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2013 05:10 PM (jE38p)

413 The Venezuelan Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the article in the Ven Constitution requiring a president-elect to show up in person for his own pertain to Hugo Chavez because his absence "is neither permanent nor temporary." Ah, Progressives!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:08 PM (C8mVl)


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Damn. It's the very same decision we got from Roberts on Ocare.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:10 PM (Z4jYo)

414 410 ---- Er, ......
The Venezuelan Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the article in the Ven Constitution requiring a president-elect to show up in person for his own inauguration does not pertain to Hugo Chavez because his absence "is neither permanent nor temporary."


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:11 PM (C8mVl)

415
That damn Cuomo is talking about how "you don't need 10 bullets to kill a deer".


A right isn't based on a need, you dumbass. You don't need a car, TV or house as fancy as you have either, jerkface.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (1Y+hH)

416 Good grief. Drudge has a link to Politico that says Bill Clinton has been named Father of the Year.

Yeah. I'm sure his horndogging around didn't leave a mark on Chelsea. What a loving household she grew up in.

/s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (UOM48)

417 414
410 ---- Er, ......

The Venezuelan Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the article in
the Ven Constitution requiring a president-elect to show up in person
for his own inauguration does not pertain to Hugo Chavez because his
absence "is neither permanent nor temporary."







Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:11 PM (C8mVl)
Perhaps because he currently is neither alive nor dead.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (BoE3Z)

418 Chavez is a holy half-dead.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (QupBk)

419 Labor scrunt Hilda Solis resigns.

http://is.gd/UMr3qT

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 05:13 PM (53z96)

420 413 --- Why yes! This is what Ruth Bader Ginsburg means by "enlightened world opinion" being the best standard for decisions.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:14 PM (C8mVl)

421 don't get excited about SCOTUS granting cert on the Prezzies qualifications to run. They are just gonna take the case to tell everybody to shut up about it.

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:14 PM (Dnbau)

422 >>>Peanut allergies are now a disability.
http://is.gd/O1nMC9

Some BS is just too much. Where do I start with that?

1. All the children are at some risk for a medical emergency which varies from child to child. Why does a particular child get more protection than what is provided to the others for no additional cost?

2. Does this mean that peanut factories have to hire and accommodate those who are deathly allergic to peanuts? If not why not?


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:14 PM (0q2P7)

423 Or don't eat peanuts.

That's not nearly as much fun as demanding a helicopter.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 05:14 PM (ZKzrr)

424 416
Good grief. Drudge has a link to Politico that says Bill Clinton has been named Father of the Year.

Yeah. I'm sure his horndogging around didn't leave a mark on Chelsea. What a loving household she grew up in.

/s


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (UOM4
What the Hell? This award is apropos of what? Talk about random bullshit.....

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:15 PM (BoE3Z)

425 417 ---
"Perhaps because he currently is neither alive nor dead."
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (BoE3Z)

By God, I think that makes him a tax!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:15 PM (C8mVl)

426 Chavez is a holy half-dead.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (QupBk)


------------------------------------------


I smell a ruse, or sulfur, or something. Maybe it's this thread.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:15 PM (Z4jYo)

427 It's a sad state of affairs when I long for Clinton, as opposed to what has been wrought upon us. A knave over a monster.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:19 PM (BoE3Z)

428
I smell a ruse, or sulfur, or something. Maybe it's this thread.
Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:15 PM (Z4jYo)

That was me.

Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy at January 09, 2013 05:19 PM (CAwh2)

429 I smell a ruse, or sulfur, or something. Maybe it's this thread.



*looks around to see if Al Roker is here*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:19 PM (UOM48)

430 Headed to our Louisiana office next week. Three years without Chick Fil A.

EoJ's about to get his fuckin noms on.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:20 PM (nxyLn)

431 clinton tried for healthcare too, just wasn't ruthless enough. I don't know if he would have grabbed for guns, but I guess he wouldve

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:20 PM (Dnbau)

432 Gutfeld's new years show was sub par and that's being kind. A friend recorded all the new year's programs and we've been watching them, his was terrible.

Posted by: Caustic at January 09, 2013 05:21 PM (/b8+5)

433 430
Headed to our Louisiana office next week. Three years without Chick Fil A.



EoJ's about to get his fuckin noms on.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:20 PM (nxyLn



Bring us all back some crawfish, will you? I make a mean etouffee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:21 PM (UOM48)

434 110
:::sideboob or ass. Pick a team:::



I've always been a nip-slip man, myself.

************

I'm a mucous membrane man. I get right to the point.

Posted by: Brent Musberger's Doppelganger at January 09, 2013 05:21 PM (HVtRc)

435 :::377 375
the "peanuts are a weapon of mass destruction" shit gets me

Peanut allergies are now a disability.
http://is.gd/O1nMC9

The
town in the case has about a thousand people and is at least 25 minutes
from the nearest hospital, which is why the mother feels Special
Snowflake needs a helicopter when peanuts are present.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 04:54 PM (ZKzrr) :::

Racist bitch. The peanut was invented by a black man.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:22 PM (nxyLn)

436

Clinton wouldn't have grabbed for guns. The South is full of Democrats who are well armed and like it that way. It's one of their mentalconflicts I've never understood.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:22 PM (1Y+hH)

437 Peanut allergies are now a disability.

Well then I need to file suit against Delta because I wasn't allowed to have peanuts on the plane. (Even though they were all over the floor.) It ruined my enjoyment of the flight. I have been harmed for life.

Posted by: Infidel at January 09, 2013 05:23 PM (O/fK8)

438 speaking of Musberger, Canada beauty pagent Miss Congeniality pled guilty to riot and mayhem after Stanley Cup last year

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:23 PM (Dnbau)

439 Not in season yet, Jane.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:23 PM (nxyLn)

440 I smell a ruse, or sulfur, or something. Maybe it's this thread.

See, that's why I have this gas mask, ever since last weekend...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Scourge of Zeta Reticulae at January 09, 2013 05:24 PM (GBXon)

441 clinton tried for healthcare too, just wasn't ruthless enough. I don't know if he would have grabbed for guns, but I guess he wouldve
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:20 PM (Dnbau)


---------------------------------------------


Let's not kid ourselves. The Clintons are as marxist as Dear Leader is. Bill just treasured his legacy, good or bad, more than ideals.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:24 PM (Z4jYo)

442 >>>That damn Cuomo is talking about how "you don't need 10 bullets to kill a deer".

I don't need 10lbs of flour to bake a loaf of bread either. Are we considering banning 10lb sacks of flour? For the children®

I don't need a coffee maker to make coffee are we going to ban coffee makers? Or as you would call them fully automatic coffee machines?

I don't need running shoes to run. Are we going to ban running shoes?

I fail to see the "you don't NEED X to accomplish related task Y so it's OK if we ban it" argument


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:24 PM (0q2P7)

443 436


Clinton wouldn't have grabbed for guns. The South is full of
Democrats who are well armed and like it that way. It's one of their
mentalconflicts I've never understood.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:22 PM (1Y+hH)
Always felt like Willie was an opportunistic playa who love the perks. Ideology was a tool for him, to be utilized, modified, or dropped. Unlike the fanatic we have now.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:25 PM (BoE3Z)

444 439
Not in season yet, Jane.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:23 PM (nxyLn



Ah, hell. That's right. However, oysters are. We're having a roast this weekend.

Enjoy your hate sammichs!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (UOM48)

445 Is Ace working up a 10,000 word movie review?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (QupBk)

446 Clinton gave us the Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban.And wanted more. He is no different

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (Dnbau)

447 :::442 >>>That damn Cuomo is talking about how "you don't need 10 bullets to kill a deer".::::

Sarah Palin does.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (nxyLn)

448
Yeah, Willie's main concerns were his popularity and getting laid.

A simple man.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (1Y+hH)

449 >>>Let's not kid ourselves. The Clintons are as marxist as Dear Leader is.

Oh no. The Clintons are Clintonist. They like most liberals, are smart enough to know that communism is a pile of horseshit. They just cling to the populism because it becomes a medium for them to gain wealth and power.

Obama is a true believer. Don't confuse the two. The formers appetite can be sated the latter does thing like purges, for The Good of the People®

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (0q2P7)

450 446
Clinton gave us the Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban.And wanted more. He is no different

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (Dnbau)
He has a jones for women.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:28 PM (BoE3Z)

451 Always felt like Willie was an opportunistic playa who love the perks.
Ideology was a tool for him, to be utilized, modified, or dropped.
Unlike the fanatic we have now.


I wonder about that. Obama is a grifter, just like BJ. Whatever works for him. Now, when it comes to other people, well then, who cares?

Clinton is a lot smarter (or perhaps cannier) than O will ever be. Of course, he had the disadvantage of a melanin deficiency.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:29 PM (6TB1Z)

452 He has a jones for women.


Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:28 PM (BoE3Z)



Is that what they're calling rape these days?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:30 PM (UOM48)

453 435 EoJ,

it is all a plot by the Man or rather (wo)man

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:31 PM (LRFds)

454 442 MikeThemoose,

Mike shhh Bloomberg may well be listening.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

455 Obama is a true believer. Don't confuse the two. The formers appetite can be sated the latter does thing like purges, for The Good of the People®
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (0q2P7)


--------------------------------------------------


He's a rabid dog with "the children of the corn" as his minions.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:32 PM (Z4jYo)

456 451
Always felt like Willie was an opportunistic playa who love the perks.

Ideology was a tool for him, to be utilized, modified, or dropped.

Unlike the fanatic we have now.

I wonder about that.
Obama is a grifter, just like BJ. Whatever works for him. Now, when it
comes to other people, well then, who cares?

Clinton is a lot smarter (or perhaps cannier) than O will ever be. Of course, he had the disadvantage of a melanin deficiency.


Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:29 PM (6TB1Z)
I guess all I meant by my comments was that, having live through the Clinton years, I never had the sense of doom that I have now. Obama projects a malignancy and malice that I never picked up from Clinton.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:32 PM (BoE3Z)

457 Oh, I'm hitting ACME Oyster House soon as I get there, Jane.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:33 PM (nxyLn)

458 The formers appetite can be sated the latter does thing like purges, for The Good of the People

Josif Visarionovich and Mao didn't do it because they cared about the people. They did it because they were bats*** crazy and they liked it.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:33 PM (6TB1Z)

459
"Clinton gave us the Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban.And wanted more. He is no different..."


He's different. He signed the AWB but not because he cared about it.


Obama doesn't really care about gunseither. Watch. Anything that gets passed will just be for show. It will impinge our rights, but just for show.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:33 PM (1Y+hH)

460 Obama projects a malignancy and malice that I never picked up from Clinton.

I absolutely agree.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:34 PM (6TB1Z)

461 "Class" warfare tools.
Started out spitballs. Pull the tip and ink tube out of a Bic pen. Remove the cap from the other end. Chew on some paper to get it wet and roll it into little balls that just fit through the tube. Great little blow gun.
Then someone figured out how to turn a common straight pin into a dart with some paper wet and rolled onto the head end of the pin for fletching.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 05:35 PM (1CULz)

462 >>>They did it because they were bats*** crazy and they liked it.

That whole they were bats*** crazy? In the west we translate that as he thought communism works.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:35 PM (0q2P7)

463 As long as you didn't threaten Billy Bob or his position, he would generally let you alone. Obama insists on controlling you. Because he doesn't like you.

In that regard, he really is Stalin's heir.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:35 PM (6TB1Z)

464 It smells around here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2013 05:35 PM (GsoHv)

465
460: I agree about Clinton too. Hillary was the radical, Bill just a garden-variety liberal.

Obama is different. He is quite insane.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:36 PM (1Y+hH)

466 457
Oh, I'm hitting ACME Oyster House soon as I get there, Jane.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:33 PM (nxyLn)



Yum. Haven't been to Nawlins in a while. Need to drag the husband back (if he can ever get away from his bidness).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:37 PM (UOM48)

467 464
It smells around here!




*looks around nervously* *runs*

Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 05:38 PM (UOM48)

468 452
He has a jones for women.




Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:28 PM (BoE3Z)


Is that what they're calling rape these days?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:30 PM (UOM4
Ill-considered words on my part Jane. I retract them.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:38 PM (BoE3Z)

469 >>>Obama doesn't really care about gunseither.

I beg to differ. Or hundreds of dead mexicans randomly chosen to build a case for US guns cause crime in Mexico beg to differ.

It's not hat he doesn't want it. It's just up till now he hasn't had the political environment to get it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:38 PM (0q2P7)

470 Oh, I'm hitting ACME Oyster House soon as I get there, Jane.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 05:33 PM (nxyLn)
Don't forget to ask for an extra helping of BP oil.What ? everything's fine you say? I'll be darn.

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 05:39 PM (m2CN7)

471 having live through the Clinton years, I never had the sense of doom
that I have now. Obama projects a malignancy and malice that I never
picked up from Clinton.


Clinton didn't hate America.
He grew up fatherless, but his mom was always there, and she didn't hate America.
TFG was not only fatherless, his mother abandoned him in a country she taught him to hate.

TFG's a few IQ points below average, as well, compared to Clinton being slightly above average, so there's another bundle of resentment.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at January 09, 2013 05:39 PM (ZKzrr)

472
I had the best crawdads ever at the ACME. Didn't even know it was 'the place', just stumbled in with my buddy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2013 05:40 PM (p/cQy)

473 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:30 PM (UOM4
Ill-considered words on my part Jane. I retract them.


Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:38 PM (BoE3Z)



To be fair, he didn't have to rape 'em all. And now he's Father of the Year! What a great country.

Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 05:40 PM (UOM48)

474 Obama has never been told he can't do something. His entire life has been affirmative action piss and moan race card bullshit.

He's running the country with this mindset and we don't have one asshole on our side that will tell him he can't do what he's doing, so honestly.....why should he stop?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 09, 2013 05:40 PM (UK9cE)

475 It smells around here!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2013 05:35 PM (GsoHv)
You've got keys! Go let in a cleaning crew . Otherwise it looks like we're waiting for the ONT.I guess ace went to rewatch theJustified again IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 09, 2013 05:41 PM (GaqMa)

476 Damn stupid smelly sock.

I'm getting forgetful/lazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:41 PM (UOM48)

477 I didn't factor in the malignancy and malice. You are correct. Clinton is an opportunist. The JEF is a zealot

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:41 PM (Dnbau)

478 Clinton's malignant nature.
Look no further than Janet "the butcher of Waco" Reno to see it. He knew what she was.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 05:41 PM (sr7ZF)

479 I guess all I meant by my comments was that, having live through the Clinton years, I never had the sense of doom that I have now. Obama projects a malignancy and malice that I never picked up from Clinton.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:32 PM (BoE3Z)


----------------------------------------------


He was a bad president. But, unfortunately, he was also the unobserved warning about the direction this nation was headed. Only a few voices were calling out their concern. Rush and Drudge were the only ones that really opened that curtain for all to see.

The congressional repubs still don't get it. And that's really the scary part.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 05:41 PM (Z4jYo)

480 TFG's a few IQ points below average, as well, compared to Clinton being
slightly above average, so there's another bundle of resentment.


No, he's well above average. He's no Moriarty, but more like a Ted Bundy. Clinton is well above average intellectually. Morally, he has the development of a bonobo.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:42 PM (6TB1Z)

481 *looks around nervously* *runs*


Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 05:38 PM (UOM4


That shit's FUNNY right there.

Literally AND figuratively.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 09, 2013 05:43 PM (UK9cE)

482

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:38 PM (0q2P7)

It's not an important distinction but my sense is thatObama doesn't care about guns. His handlers do.

Obama hates white people, and that drives most everything he does.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:43 PM (1Y+hH)

483 >>>>Look no further than Janet "the butcher of Waco" Reno to see it. He knew what she was.

I never thought I would see an AG that made me miss her....

I was wroooong.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:43 PM (0q2P7)

484 I must have missed the a** and side-b**b. The preacher was Robert Leckie in 'The Pacific'.

Posted by: furious_a at January 09, 2013 05:43 PM (8lw4l)

485 480
TFG's a few IQ points below average, as well, compared to Clinton being

slightly above average, so there's another bundle of resentment.

No,
he's well above average. He's no Moriarty, but more like a Ted Bundy.
Clinton is well above average intellectually. Morally, he has the
development of a bonobo.


Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:42 PM (6TB1Z)
You'll be hearing from our lawyers, Mr. pep.

Posted by: simian defense league at January 09, 2013 05:43 PM (BoE3Z)

486 The thing about Bill Clinton is that he doesn't hate Americans. He doesn't even hate bitter clingers from Arkansas. He may sell 'em a load of crap and enjoy conning them, but he kinda likes them. He grew up with them.
Hillary grew up in upper-middle-class suburbs. She doesn't like bitter clingers at all. She thinks they're garbage. But she doesn't hate America. She feels something about the flag and the anthem, something that says HOME or MY country.

Obama,.....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:44 PM (C8mVl)

487 485 Simian Defense League,


The gentleman will be hearing from our protestors as well....


//International Order of Simians

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

488 Off sock.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (BoE3Z)

489 'a heaping helping of butt and sideboob.'
---------------
Sounds like Ace needs to watch the original Clash of the Titans for another serving of such.

Random music video set to the original Clash of the Titans. Release the Kraken!
http://youtu.be/4Thcaq8N-Js

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (AgRBF)

490 Obama,.....

Man without a country.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (6TB1Z)

491 I dislike Clinton just as much as Obama maybe even more. Clinton has done more personally in his life that I despise and he could have prevented 9/11 by doing the simplest of things. Its was a conscious choice rather than incompetence.

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (m2CN7)

492 >>>It's not an important distinction but my sense is thatObama doesn't care about guns. His handlers do.

Well if you want to run it down that far. President multiple choice is a ventriloquist's dummy with Valarie Jarret's hand shoved up his ass. With out her to tell him how to make the US socialist he'd have no idea.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (0q2P7)

493 Simian Defense League? Of those the joiks defending the writers at Gawker?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 05:46 PM (AgRBF)

494 But she doesn't hate America. She feels something about the flag and the anthem, something that says HOME or MY country.



She hated the very sight of military uniforms in the White House. And a while back she praised Al Jazeera for being more "fair and balanced" than any American news organization.


Also: Benghazi

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:46 PM (UOM48)

495 486 MDV,

Hillary just thinks the flag would look a LOT better without white stripes, stars, or a blue field.....

Barry wants a hammer and sickle prominent

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)

496

Clinton signed the Assault Weapons Ban in 1993, iirc.

He also demagogued the "malitia people", for years.

So Clinton has a level of gun-grabber in him...he just knew how unpopular it would be, to go any further than he did.
Barky doesn't care.

Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2013 05:47 PM (fH4X9)

497 Hillary just thinks the flag would look a LOT better without white stripes, stars, or a blue field.....

Barry wants a hammer and sickle prominent


Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)



To be honest, most Washington politicians fit into either one of those 2 categories.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 09, 2013 05:47 PM (UK9cE)

498 494 Jane D'oh her majesty the ice queen briefly of nueva Yiorka is more evil than Beijing billy who is herself dwarfed by giggles mcFuckstick

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

499 Holder and Reno, both evil BackwardsBoy.
And I do mean evil with a capital S, or L.
Whichever name you choose to use.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 05:48 PM (1MXyW)

500 Clinton has done more personally in his life that I
despise and he could have prevented 9/11 by doing the simplest of
things. Its was a conscious choice rather than incompetence.

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 05:45 PM (m2CN7



He and that scrunt Susan Rice gave us 9/11.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:48 PM (UOM48)

501
496....err, *militia

Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2013 05:48 PM (fH4X9)

502 497 sponge,

gotta stop Stalin Junior to purge our red diaper GOP

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:48 PM (LRFds)

503 500 Jane D'oh,

don't forget the aptly named James Gorelick

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

504 don't forget the handmaiden of clusterfucks, Jaimie Gorelick

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:49 PM (Dnbau)

505 Those who think that O is kinda meh on guns. Recall he was all for returning the AWB prior to getting the kick in the teeth that was Heller. I wouldn't confuse biding time, and concentrating on other priorities as 'not concerned with' if I were you.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 05:49 PM (0q2P7)

506 Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:33 PM (1Y+hH)

I have to disagree... Obama, IMO, is all about breaking the Power of the United States, beacuse it Bullies the rest of the World (somthing he learned from his Mom, at a young age in Indonesia, then cemented with his Marxist Profs in College).

To do so, three things have to happen....

He has to destroy the US Economy.... which he does by implementing overbearing regulation, and destroying any reason to save money (by having NO interest on savings, while having inflation)...

He has to destroy the American Military... by overextending them, with limited resources, and putting in charge Politicaly Correct Officers who destroy the Traditions that make the US Military great (note, they just announced that there are no more US Navy Chief initiations...)

And three? He has to break the Contract the US Citizen has with his Government, known as the Constitution....

The Gun thing is a shot at step three....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2013 05:50 PM (lZBBB)

507 494 --- Yes, her ideology is anti-American, and I'm not saying she doesn't believe in it. She does.
I am talking about something visceral, subconscious. She is an American in a way that Obama is not and never can be.

(Not that it necessarily makes any difference in policy.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 05:51 PM (C8mVl)

508 Just came across this and liked it, so..."Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right."


H. L. Mencken


Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:51 PM (1Y+hH)

509
That bastard SMOD the Forsaker, countdown about an hour.

http://events.slooh.com/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2013 05:52 PM (p/cQy)

510 504 thunderb,

serendipity

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 05:52 PM (LRFds)

511 Attention Morons. The zombie book that was discussed on OM's book thread Sunday is on the daily deal today

http://is.gd/yBqaM1


Thanks, Vic, but just to nitpick, this is actually book #3 of the series. My review was for the first one.

Even though I don't think you have to read them sequentially.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2013 05:52 PM (9GaPd)

512
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2013 05:50 PM (lZBBB)


You give Obama more credit for brains and planning than I do.


You could be right, though.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:53 PM (1Y+hH)

513 great minds and all that. Lordy we need a new thread.

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:53 PM (Dnbau)

514
Meh,
500+ comments later time to go randomly OT.
While working an outline for latest paper, I've been watching Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and I realized, this entire movie could have been avoided if we had just built a missle defense platform.
Meh, and I can't muster up empathy for a movie that threatens the destruction of California as it's McGuffin.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 09, 2013 05:53 PM (GaqMa)

515 Just received a call from the RNC asking for my promised pledge. I told them that there is no money thanks to the GOP letting tfg do whatever he wants and now tfg is coming for our guns and they are just standing there asking me for more money?

The rep from the RNC hung up on me.

I wonder what got into him?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 09, 2013 05:54 PM (53riN)

516
And three? He has to break the Contract the US Citizen has with his Government, known as the Constitution....

The Gun thing is a shot at step three....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2013 05:50 PM (lZBBB)

--------

True, on all three counts.

But the Gun thing isn't the only shot at the Constitution that he's made.
He's been stomping on the Constitution since day one.

Even O-care is a shot at the Constitution.

Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2013 05:55 PM (fH4X9)

517 I entertained a group of wimmin friends here last night.

Husband's getting leftover shrimp and stuff for dinner.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:55 PM (UOM48)

518 There's nothing in draft? Nobody to out up an open thread? Nothing?

Posted by: Truman North at January 09, 2013 05:56 PM (I2LwF)

519 I don't believe the RNC will be calling here again...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:57 PM (UOM48)

520 Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016 would have ended this thread!!!!!!!!!

But keep the drudge headline and picturesup for a week.

fuck you. war.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 09, 2013 05:58 PM (tVTLU)

521 There are several great topics in the sidebar that would make good threads.

*helloooo......anyone here?*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 05:58 PM (UOM48)

522 Forgot Janet Reno and Eric Holder share something in common. Well besides serving Democrat Presidents. Both have been cited for Contempt of Congress.

OF course Janet Reno, working for the state of Florida in the 1980s, achieved notoriety that would only be eclipsed by the case of Elian Gonzalez. I am talking how she managed to ramrod several child abuse cases.

Bobby Fijnje - http://tinyurl.com/a3k3o4j

Country Walk case - http://tinyurl.com/afsmzpt

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 05:58 PM (AgRBF)

523 *tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:01 PM (AgRBF)

524 How come Art never gets laid?



Because he's married.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 06:01 PM (doBIb)

525
Late to the thread...

Great episode of Justified last night.
Interesting new storyline...with the dead parachute guy, and some sort of treasure hidden in the Givens family home...something big enough for Arlo to kill for.

Erm, I don't remember there being any side-boobs, or partial nudity.
Was it the girl who flashed her boobs in the hardware store?
They showed her from the back.

Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2013 06:01 PM (fH4X9)

526 518 Truman North,

everyone is at Arby's Big Roast beef Sale....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:01 PM (LRFds)

527 Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 05:53 PM (1Y+hH)



Sorry, I don't check. I saw the cover and ass-soomed it was the same.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 06:01 PM (53z96)

528 Perhaps ace od'd on pancakes.

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:02 PM (nqBYe)

529 In local news, we had almost 5 inches of rain last month and almost an inch today and it won't stop for another day.

I think these gills are lovely, don't you?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2013 06:03 PM (SUKHu)

530 528 -ette,

or lost "master of his destiny" as an accolade

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

531
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2013 06:03 PM (SUKHu)

The Midwest (or where all your food comes from) would be more than happy for you to send it this way.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 09, 2013 06:03 PM (GaqMa)

532 sven, yep.

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:04 PM (nqBYe)

533 OF course Janet Reno, working for the state of Florida in the 1980s, achieved notoriety that would only be eclipsed by the case of Elian Gonzalez. I am talking how she managed to ramrod several child abuse cases.

Janet Reno was one of the most evil, malevolent individuals I have ever seen in public life. For her complete subverting of the Attorney General's office for partisan ends, she should have spent the rest of her life in jail.

And you're right, not a lot of people know that she first made her bones with those trumped up, phony child abuse cases back in the 80s. She escaped any kind of responsibility for those, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2013 06:04 PM (9GaPd)

534 A man threatened to blow up a CTA bus and told police he was "jihad against the white devil" this week, causing evening rush hour passengers to flee in fear for their lives, authorities said.
A judge set bail at $90,000 Tuesday for Caleb Russell, 23, of the 4700 block of South Woodlawn Avenue, who was charged with making a bomb threat, a felony, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office and police.

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:04 PM (Dnbau)

535 I am still thanking God that I live in a nation where it's my natural right to own guns. I'm not giving them up.

Unless, of course, I find myself horrified by the concept and dump them all in a river.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 06:04 PM (Z4jYo)

536 IRS wants congress to "simplify" the tax code. The last time out State did that my taxes went up $200/year.



If they are going to start killing "deductions" I want them to kill every damn one of the "credits" listed on the 1040 first.


They have already killed the health expense deduction.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 06:05 PM (53z96)

537 Oops left out the link

http://is.gd/dqGhdM

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 06:05 PM (53z96)

538 534 thunderb,

yeah "equal justice under law"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)

539 there were some amazing threads to read today.

I wish i hadn't started painting my brains out a few days ago , or i would have read them in real time even if i couldn't add anything of worth, although i was trying to distract myself from feeling un-nerved about the future.

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:06 PM (nqBYe)

540 527: I think you meant that for OregonMuse, Vic.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:06 PM (1Y+hH)

541 OregonMuse, yes Reno is a war criminal. And now we got the idiot with Zimmermann. If there is a country in ten years, guess where she could be.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:06 PM (AgRBF)

542 Olyphant is far too skinny to be fine but he's really
good at any/all the parts I've seen him play...Justified, Deadwood and Samantha Who?

Posted by: I have a comment to make at January 09, 2013 06:07 PM (KF867)

543 Paul Slater., the bad guy the Georgia mom in the attic put 5 bullets in, is on a ventilator and unable to breath on his own.

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:07 PM (Dnbau)

544 What the hell, it's still this thread?

Ummm. Yeah. I've got nothing.


Have some manatees.


http://bit.ly/f9rwN7

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at January 09, 2013 06:07 PM (Gk3SS)

545 Damn, can't even copy and paste correctly this evening.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 06:07 PM (53z96)

546 Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2013 05:55 PM (fH4X9)

Yep.... but my point.... which I kind of got sidetracked on... is that the Gun thing is NOT about guns...

Its about breaking the idea of what a RIGHT is. Its about giving the Fed Government the power to limit, or even make you get a Permit, or pay money, to Excercise somthing given you by the Creator (or Nature).

It started years ago.... with the idea that the "Constitution is not a suicide pact" (which it is not, because even with stict interpretation, we can AMEND it).... but Obama is trying to break any Limits on Federal Power.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2013 06:09 PM (lZBBB)

547 >>The Midwest (or where all your food comes from) would be more than happy for you to send it this way.

Sounds good to me.

I just need a mailing address...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2013 06:09 PM (SUKHu)

548 529
In local news, we had almost 5 inches of rain last month and almost an inch today and it won't stop for another day.



I think these gills are lovely, don't you?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2013 06:03 PM (SUKHu



Please send some of that wet stuff to coastal GA. If I hear one more bastard on the Weather Channel or anywhere else say that we "need" at the very least a strong tropical storm this year to ease the drought, I'm going to lose it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:09 PM (UOM48)

549 Paul Slater., the bad guy the Georgia mom in the attic put 5 bullets in, is on a ventilator and unable to breath on his own.
Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:07 PM (Dnbau)


-------------------------------------------------


Excellent. I hope Satan is giving him a preview of hell while he's comatose.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 06:09 PM (Z4jYo)

550 Walmart declined to beclown itself by attending a White House meeting on gun violence scheduled for tomorrow, citing scheduling conflicts. JEF aint gonna like that

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:09 PM (Dnbau)

551

Hi ette, hang in there. We need all hands...

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:10 PM (1Y+hH)

552 thunderb, sounds like Georgia has another drain on the state coffers. Now if Slater was in Denmark or Holland, the doctors would already be planning to turn the equipment off to salvage organs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:10 PM (AgRBF)

553 543
Paul Slater., the bad guy the Georgia mom in the attic put 5 bullets in, is on a ventilator and unable to breath on his own.




*toasts the Georgia mom*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:11 PM (UOM48)

554 So the National Father's Day committee chooses Bill Clinton as father of the year. The big shingdig will be held in June where he'll get the award.
So, the bent one fools around in the WH with a girl around his daughter's age while the wife isn't around and he's being rewarded for his "tireless efforts in public office and charity"? If by tireless efforts you mean enriching himself and boinking anything that wasn't nailed down then I guess they're right.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2013 06:11 PM (G+Wff)

555 I am with Mama AJ, can I send this day of rain somewhere else?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:11 PM (AgRBF)

556
Oh look, more health propaganda: http://t.co/opRqzhaC

Nevermind that the infant mortality stats are a bad proxy, or that good "health outcomes" != "good life."
Or for that matter that we're really really awesome as a health system as saving your fucking life (wheras Britian can just keep you kinda sorta healthy by those crappy ass measures.)

Posted by: tsrblke at January 09, 2013 06:12 PM (GaqMa)

557 but Obama is trying to break any Limits on Federal Power.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2013 06:09 PM (lZBBB)


-------------------------------------------------


And, so far, he's doing it with impunity. This country is so fucked.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 06:12 PM (Z4jYo)

558 No new posts since 2:36?

How good was this partial nudity?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:12 PM (mb+Yr)

559 Walmart declined to beclown itself by attending a White House meeting on gun violence scheduled for tomorrow, citing scheduling conflicts. JEF aint gonna like that
Posted by: thunderb
Drudge reports that they are now going to go. I hope not.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2013 06:12 PM (G+Wff)

560 Jeebus. Someone shake the Ewok cage.

The Horde must be fed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:12 PM (UOM48)

561 I just learned who Nick Searcy is. Doesn't he just seem funny, without needing to say anything funny (which is either compliment or not, I'm not sure as I think I am ill)?

Posted by: Baldy at January 09, 2013 06:13 PM (opS9C)

562 Hey Alexthechick re that picture. Looks like Barney Frank, Charlie Crist, and Michael Moore need some sunshine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:13 PM (AgRBF)

563
I actually rewound it twice (total of three times viewing). Yes, I did. I bet a lot of you did too.

No, I didn't. Use the machine that is. I remember that ass as clear as day. His bail bonds woman friend is one hot number and to coin a phrase, I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at January 09, 2013 06:13 PM (1hM1d)

564 539 there were some amazing threads to read today.

I wish i hadn't started painting my brains out a few days ago , or i would have read them in real time even if i couldn't add anything of worth, although i was trying to distract myself from feeling un-nerved about the future.
Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:06 PM (nqBYe)


Don't ever let having nothing to add stop you from posting. I don't, and the top commenters certainly don't.

Posted by: Truman North at January 09, 2013 06:13 PM (I2LwF)

565 558
No new posts since 2:36?



How good was this partial nudity?




I'm not sure, but rumor has it Ace is at the ER having his hand "looked after."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:14 PM (UOM48)

566 558 MUMR,

think of the scene from the Shawshank Redemption....

Ace seemed very happy with the episode.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)

567 heavy snow in Jerusalem toady and in the north. 25,000 homes without power and massive flooding

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:14 PM (Dnbau)

568 OT

John Noveske of Noveske Rifleworks has died. He was killed in a car crash.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 06:14 PM (doBIb)

569

OK, doing the New Thread dance for Jane....

*smackada-sheeep-a-clackety-slap-pat*

and so on...

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:14 PM (1Y+hH)

570 Walmart declined to beclown itself by attending a White House meeting on gun violence scheduled for tomorrow, citing scheduling conflicts. JEF aint gonna like that

Walmart would have been the JEF's whipping boy. He does that a lot, you know. Calls someone to a meeting and then abuses them the entire time. Walmart knows this, which is probably why they stayed away.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2013 06:15 PM (9GaPd)

571 564 Truman North,

The 3000 barrier is just a myth....

there is no post demon

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:15 PM (LRFds)

572 Hey Truman North about those top commenters.... I resemble that remark!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:15 PM (AgRBF)

573 good evening Meremortal, Things are good with you I hope?

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:15 PM (nqBYe)

574 John Noveske of Noveske Rifleworks has died. He was killed in a car crash.



Proof. Cars. Ban.



(RIP, Mr. Noveske)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:15 PM (UOM48)

575 568 EC,

Yeah I saw that.....

just sad on both him and keith.

Prayers for the survivors.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds)

576 EC, the news of such a death in Russia would elicit private speculation if it was an 'official' accident.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:16 PM (AgRBF)

577 572 Ms puma,

I'm retired.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds)

578
Things are great, ette. I sent jewells45a CD, but haven't seen her since. Hope she didn't put her eye out with it.

If you see her, ask her if it's worth having. If so, I'll send you one.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:17 PM (1Y+hH)

579 Anna,

I would check for Polonium first.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb)

580 554- ... "tireless efforts in public office and charity"...

What the hell does that have to do with being a father?
You might as well give "Father of the Year" to the guy who had the year's sales record at the local Ford dealership.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 06:18 PM (C8mVl)

581 "579 Anna,

I would check for Polonium first.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 06:17 PM (doBIb) "

BOlonium.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:19 PM (mb+Yr)

582 OregonMuse, does this excerpt from the Fijnje case sound like something from the Salem Witch trials? Perhaps it should be a new Crucible.

'On August 28, Metro-Dade police officer Mark Martinez arrested Fijnje, who suffers from juvenile diabetes. After several hours of grilling, Fijnje, woozy from hypoglycemia, told Martinez that his fingers "had slipped" mistakenly into a girl's vagina two or three times while he was wiping her in the bathroom. Fijnje would later testify in court that Martinez had promised to release him if he made the "confession." When it became clear that wasn't the case, Fijnje denied the claim. He was sent to Youth Hall.

The arrest kicked up a squall of terror at Old Cutler, an affluent South Dade congregation. Parents who had once regarded Fijnje as the nursery school's best babysitter now began asking their children about his alleged abuse. Keeley served as a nerve center for worried parents, referring a growing number of children to private therapists. What began with Donna's murky comments, quickly mushroomed.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:19 PM (AgRBF)

583 heh ,Truman.


Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:19 PM (nqBYe)

584 http://fxn.ws/13hXkiU

All My Babies' Mamas'

Hope it shows up on Hulu or some other streaming site.

Posted by: sTevo at January 09, 2013 06:19 PM (VMcEw)

585 The hell? Still?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)

586 EC, the news of such a death in Russia would elicit private speculation if it was an 'official' accident.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:16 PM (AgRBF)


---------------------------------------------------


Check Pravda tomorrow. They might just do that.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 06:20 PM (Z4jYo)

587 "I sent jewells45 a CD...."

Ahem.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:20 PM (JxJPF)

588 I'm probably a defective moronette or something because I'm not sure I want to see Timothy Olyphant's butt, even though I'm sure it's a fine butt. I know I'd sort of rather not see tits, and certainly don't want to see bottoms. Well, okay, maybe if it's just walking to the shower or something I wouldn't mind seeing Olyphant's butt, but I'd rather see the torso of Oliver on Arrow.

Posted by: Synova at January 09, 2013 06:20 PM (7/PU+)

589 584
http://fxn.ws/13hXkiU

All My Babies' Mamas'




JEF's peeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:20 PM (UOM48)

590 581 MUMR,

we rely as a nation on the bolonium energy grid

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)

591 BCochran
http://youtu.be/WvBiPAzilZY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:20 PM (AgRBF)

592 Oops.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:21 PM (1Y+hH)

593 585 BC1981,

I try not to complain until we blast past the magic #

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:21 PM (LRFds)

594 Meremortal, Jewell's had some bad health news several days ago I believe. That is probably why you haven't seen her. She had mentioned you CD but hadn't had time to listen to it as she had been at a run. She said she would listen to it that night, i believe.


Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:21 PM (nqBYe)

595 Husband is at a local gun club having a drink with a friend on the way home.

Can't wait to hear what the members think of TFG and his precious Executive Order shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:22 PM (UOM48)

596
mayor of LA partied with Charlie Sheen in Cabo

Rosie O'Donnell's new wife gave birth today

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:23 PM (Dnbau)

597 Or are we a nation powered by polobolonium? Getting horsey on pseudo-meat. Another ground-breaking article by Pravda to boot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:23 PM (AgRBF)

598 The ThinMan rehab project continues.
As fans might (lol) recall, when last seen, our hero had to dip into his 401k to pay college bills for #1 son.
saga continues and ThinMan will have to die with his boots on which is cool, never wanted it any other way.
BCochran? I again offer apologies to you for harshing your after-election mellow. (Irish, what can I say the guilt travels with me)

Posted by: TheThinMan at January 09, 2013 06:24 PM (GZqzs)

599 Janet Reno was one of the most evil, malevolent individuals I have ever seen in public life.
*************************

Maybe so, but now that her Parkinson's has really kicked in, I've got her working at my place making the best Margaritas you ever put in your mouth!

Dee-lish!

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 09, 2013 06:24 PM (HVtRc)

600 596

mayor of LA partied with Charlie Sheen in Cabo

Rosie O'Donnell's new wife gave birth today




*searches skies longingly for SMOD*


How many wives has Rosie had so far? She's going to top her nemesis Trump if she's not careful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:25 PM (UOM48)

601
Ette...

Crud I hope she's OK. Since I have her email, maybe we can use her as aconduit to get you a CD.


Teej! If you have a safe email to post, I'll get you a CD, bud. Orwe could set up the conduit through jewells45...?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:25 PM (1Y+hH)

602 "597 Or are we a nation powered by polobolonium? Getting horsey on pseudo-meat. Another ground-breaking article by Pravda to boot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:23 PM (AgRBF) "

We've Progressed so much, Pravda (old or new) would probably seem Right-wing now.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:26 PM (mb+Yr)

603 Yeah keep praying for Jewells45, she is not in fine fettle with her back issues.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:26 PM (AgRBF)

604 "600 596

mayor of LA partied with Charlie Sheen in Cabo

Rosie O'Donnell's new wife gave birth today



*searches skies longingly for SMOD*


How many wives has Rosie had so far? She's going to top her nemesis Trump if she's not careful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:25 PM (UOM4 "

She hasn't had any wives. Women can't have wives.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:27 PM (mb+Yr)

605 596 ThunderB,

at least the child won't be delivered via the Elton John method...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:27 PM (LRFds)

606 I had told my spouse as He was leaving for work about Biden's remarks re guns.

his answer was filled with a few expletives, which rather surprised me as He's not a gun enthusiast although he's owned one , and he's not very political, He was what you'd have called a blue dog dem (union man)

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:27 PM (nqBYe)

607 "606 I had told my spouse as He was leaving for work about Biden's remarks re guns.

his answer was filled with a few expletives, which rather surprised me as He's not a gun enthusiast although he's owned one , and he's not very political, He was what you'd have called a blue dog dem (union man)

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:27 PM (nqBYe) "

"Blue dog, you say?" -- Obama

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:29 PM (mb+Yr)

608 604 MUMR,

it is your testimony she is a woman then?

(trick question)

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)

609 OK, 'rons. Looking for another piece to lose in the lake, and just got an email from Bud's. Professional opinions on value on...
Sigarms Gen2 SAS Compact Carry 45ACP for $679
S&W M&P 9mm 17+1 for $549
Springfield XD 4" .40 12+1 for $479

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:30 PM (96M6e)

610 "608 604 MUMR,

it is your testimony she is a woman then?

(trick question)

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds) "

Curses! :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:30 PM (mb+Yr)

611

Anna Puma, I didn't know about that. I'll do my meditation thing on it. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:30 PM (1Y+hH)

612 not very political, - that might not quite be correct, He did organise for the union.


i should say not very political the last 4-5 years

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:30 PM (nqBYe)

613
bama QB's girlfriend on Musberger
I think the media has been really unfair to him. I think if he would have said
something along the lines of, "We were hot" or "We were sexy" or made any
derogatory statements like that, I think that would have been a little bit
different. But the fact that he said we were beautiful and gorgeous, I don't see
why any woman wouldn't be flattered by that.

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 06:31 PM (Dnbau)

614 450
446

Clinton gave us the Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban.And wanted more. He is no different



Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 05:27 PM (Dnbau)
He has a jones for women.
*************************

That's why his term in office is called "The Johnson Presidency".

Posted by: Badda Bish at January 09, 2013 06:31 PM (HVtRc)

615 Wow new side story.

Bill the Mouth Maher said he would donate $5 million if Donald Trump produced his birth certificate.

Donald Trump produces said birth certificate and says pay up.

Guess the Joker got played by a Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:31 PM (AgRBF)

616 "Oops"

If that was for me, not to worry my good man. It's not like I have any decent recordings of myself to send back. Just a demo for the bars done in a garage with lousy vocal effects with the 2nd worst band I've ever played in.
I did try to contact you through the bands site some months back.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:32 PM (kmLUz)

617 603
Yeah keep praying for Jewells45, she is not in fine fettle with her back issues.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:26 PM (AgRBF



Will do. She's a sweetheart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:32 PM (UOM48)

618 Mirror, i know right?

also a dying breed! if not dead

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:33 PM (nqBYe)

619 "615 Wow new side story.

Bill the Mouth Maher said he would donate $5 million if Donald Trump produced his birth certificate.

Donald Trump produces said birth certificate and says pay up.

Guess the Joker got played by a Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:31 PM (AgRBF) "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:33 PM (mb+Yr)

620 425
417 ---

"Perhaps because he currently is neither alive nor dead."

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2013 05:12 PM (BoE3Z)



By God, I think that makes him a tax!

**********

Or makes him...me.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat at January 09, 2013 06:33 PM (HVtRc)

621 Jewell45 get better back pain sucks.

Heal up and face the wind.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

622 Springfield XD 4" .40 12+1 for $479
Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:30 PM (96M6e)____ ___ ___ ___ ____ ___ ___ ___ __ __My CC instructor (also a good friend for 20 years) loves the one above, but I'm a wheelgun guy myself.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:34 PM (1Y+hH)

623 >>Don't ever let having nothing to add stop you from posting. I don't, and the top commenters certainly don't.



I'm a bottom commenter and it doesn't stop me either.

........Kate Upton has a nice bottom
(it's usually on the backside of her videos)




Posted by: ontherocks at January 09, 2013 06:35 PM (aZ6ew)

624 Jewells should have my email. As does chemjeff and tmi3rd.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:35 PM (rr5xK)

625 back to painting,

enjoy the day, if only to piss off those that like to ruin it.

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:37 PM (nqBYe)

626 620-- Schroedinger's Cat!
Yes!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2013 06:37 PM (C8mVl)

627 I did try to contact you through the bands site some months back. Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:32 PM (kmLUz)___ ____ ___ ____ _ _Duhh...let me see if I can find that at the site. I do everything on FB now under the band name, don't have a personal page. Glad to get you a CD, and I'll look forward to your scathing commentary!

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:37 PM (1Y+hH)

628 Should have added put your nic in the subject line. I open nothing that I don't know who it's from.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:37 PM (rr5xK)

629 "625 back to painting,

enjoy the day, if only to piss off those that like to ruin it.

Posted by: ette- at January 09, 2013 06:37 PM (nqBYe) "

Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:38 PM (mb+Yr)

630 Thx, Meremortal. That's kind of where I was leaning. Haven't used a revolver since ~1989 or so...but who knows what the future might bring.

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:38 PM (96M6e)

631 Take care -ette, should get back to writing or reading OSP's book now that is has finally arrived.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:39 PM (AgRBF)

632 Jewells should have my email. As does chemjeff and tmi3rd.Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:35 PM (rr5xK)and 628OK, no worries. I'll be back....

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 06:39 PM (1Y+hH)

633 620-- Schroedinger's Cat!

AOSHQ: Not just a smart milblog, but also a witty physics blog.

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:40 PM (96M6e)

634 Twilight Zone Terror at 3 trillion feet.....

http://youtu.be/fFbWJJj9uFU

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:40 PM (LRFds)

635 >>OK, doing the New Thread dance for Jane....

Hmm, New Thread dance plus music CD??

I see a viral YouTube video coming...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2013 06:40 PM (SUKHu)

636 OregonMuse, does this excerpt from the Fijnje case sound like something from the Salem Witch trials? Perhaps it should be a new Crucible.

Heh. I know that many of those cases were based on testimony from court-appointed psychiatrists who "examined" the kids outside of any control or accountability. Why these travesties weren't summarily thrown out of court is beyond my understanding, except that no public official wants to be seen as being soft on child abuse.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 09, 2013 06:40 PM (9GaPd)

637 re: 'if he would have said something along the lines of, "We were hot" or "We were sexy" or made any
derogatory statements like that'

Sometimes, not often but sometimes, I think to myself, "oblig., maybe it's wrong to be a misogynist. A large percentage of women are kinda awesome, sort of, sometimes, a little, and it's possible that something like a plurality of them aren't in fact entirely objectively evil."

It's a stupid thought.

Posted by: oblig. at January 09, 2013 06:40 PM (cePv8)

638 *face palm* This is the state of science in the US today?

One claims that GMO's affect penis size. Guess his study group was centered in DC and NYC. And control group in Dallas.

http://tinyurl.com/a4663ou

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:41 PM (AgRBF)

639 Thx, Meremortal. That's kind of where I was leaning. Haven't used a revolver since ~1989 or so...but who knows what the future might bring.
Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:38 PM (96M6e)


----------------------------------------------


One thing about a revolver that makes it attractive. Magazine bans won't affect them.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 06:42 PM (Z4jYo)

640 Hoping for a shirtless Adam Baldwin thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:42 PM (UOM48)

641 Sorry Meremortal, I don't do facebook.
If you had my face you wouldn't either.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:43 PM (8Jp6C)

642 "638 *face palm* This is the state of science in the US today?

One claims that GMO's affect penis size. Guess his study group was centered in DC and NYC. And control group in Dallas.

http://tinyurl.com/a4663ou

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:41 PM (AgRBF) "

The Leftist obsession with GMOs is rather peculiar. Abortion: wholesome and Godly. GMOs: Evil.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:43 PM (mb+Yr)

643 Anna, I didn't even need to look. But, as usual, you didn't disappoint.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

644 "640 Hoping for a shirtless Adam Baldwin thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:42 PM (UOM4 "

Even a shirtless Ewok thread would do at this point. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:44 PM (mb+Yr)

645 This post is becoming threadbare.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2013 06:45 PM (Z4jYo)

646 Jake, I have a S&W M&P .40, which I love, but if I had to pick from that list, I'd prob go with the Springfield.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

647 646 BC1981,

I am looking hard for a Caracal 9c with QS

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)

648 Damn. Fox interrupted by GA Child Abduction Alert.

It would be really nice if the guy reading the alert didn't speak in Ebonics.

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:47 PM (UOM48)

649 RE - Miss Alabama
The was a pic of her in a bikini up on breitbart a while.
I doubt if anyone around here wants to see it though.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:47 PM (epFwI)

650 teej, what makes you think we haven't?


Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

651 "648 Damn. Fox interrupted by GA Child Abduction Alert.

It would be really nice if the guy reading the alert didn't speak in Ebonics.

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:47 PM (UOM4 "

Ebonics: a more tolerant form of English.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:49 PM (mb+Yr)

652 Well, Nick Searcy must be enjoying the hits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:49 PM (UOM48)

653 648 Jane D'oh,

Perhaps that is the target audience....?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:50 PM (LRFds)

654 Zanna Friske - la la la la
http://youtu.be/Xr-GX2dteNg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:50 PM (AgRBF)

655 Wow. I left work, drove home, had dinner, played Farmville, and swing by AoSHQ... and it's STILL this thread?

Wow

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 06:50 PM (CA2NO)

656 Ace is passed out behind a dumpster with the bones of five hobos around him.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2013 06:50 PM (9XBK2)

657 651 MUMR,

perhaps but I like what Little 10077 said the other day....

"evolution" you get Thomas Sowell and Albert Einstein

"devolution" you get Al $harpton and Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds)

658 I know B. Silly me. That photo was probably linked here 50 times before it was even taken.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:51 PM (epFwI)

659 sven, sadly, the guy giving the alerts is a barely literate zombie. Doesn't matter the race.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:51 PM (UOM48)

660 "656 Ace is passed out behind a dumpster with the bones of five hobos around him.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2013 06:50 PM (9XBK2) "

Only 5? I don't think so. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:51 PM (mb+Yr)

661
"Wow. I left work, drove home, had dinner, played Farmville, and swing by AoSHQ... and it's STILL this thread?"

Well, yeah. Whaddyaexpectanyway?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 09, 2013 06:52 PM (lbiWb)

662 "657 651 MUMR,

perhaps but I like what Little 10077 said the other day....

"evolution" you get Thomas Sowell and Albert Einstein

"devolution" you get Al $harpton and Bawney Fwank

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:51 PM (LRFds) "

Well, at least Barney can't breed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:52 PM (mb+Yr)

663
Well, yeah. Whaddyaexpectanyway?

Posted by: Jess1 at January 09, 2013 06:52 PM (lbiWb)

Point.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 06:52 PM (CA2NO)

664 Only 11 1/2 months until Christmas, and a new thread.

Posted by: Santa's Pause at January 09, 2013 06:53 PM (BVkEs)

665 Someone start talking about the gay slap-fight video. Wake Ace up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:53 PM (UOM48)

666 659 Jane D'Oh,

Yeah I'm sorta bothered Cletus the slack-jawed yokel doesn't read PSAs

speaking of which for an elocution exercise narrate this in a dialect you want to ape....

Day After Attack Sequence

http://youtu.be/7VG2aJyIFrA

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)

667 AHAHAHAHA


I got your souls!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)

668 BCochran, are you saying that's not a good price for the S&W, or that I could do better? (And my other question is whether my ex-cop neighbor, a Sig worshipper, is gonna rag on me, no matter what I choose...)

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (96M6e)

669 Someone start talking about the gay slap-fight video. Wake Ace up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:53 PM (UOM4


Barney Frank and Anderson Cooper had a slap-fight, what?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (CA2NO)

670 662 MUMR,

again not to be contrarian "elton john method"....


those poor poor babies

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds)

671 "667 AHAHAHAHA


I got your souls!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (LRFds) "

I still have mine. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 06:55 PM (mb+Yr)

672 Lets have a pool party.
http://youtu.be/A1PkczqBdaU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:55 PM (AgRBF)

673 671 MUMR,

Silly Goatee Bearer on Earth 2 the souls are in cookie jars....

RUM COME HOME!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 06:56 PM (LRFds)

674 And Sven gets the evil award for this thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:57 PM (AgRBF)

675 Anna Puma, that vid was great...with the sound off. Nice!

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 06:58 PM (96M6e)

676 Smith and Wesson Sigma 9mm was under $400.
No safety, but it feels frigging great in your hand, and mine never misfires.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 09, 2013 06:58 PM (aZ6ew)

677 Think for supper I'm gonna have a big glass of chocolate milk. Straight from the Jersy cow, "uncooked", 15-18 % butterfat milk.
For desert, maybe a second glass.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 06:58 PM (SYS+p)

678 669
Someone start talking about the gay slap-fight video. Wake Ace up.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:53 PM (UOM4

Barney Frank and Anderson Cooper had a slap-fight, what?"


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 09, 2013 06:54 PM (CA2NO


You do remember the infamous gay slap-fight video Ace posted way back, and he became angry with us because of the comments? Good times. Not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 06:58 PM (UOM48)

679 SPOILER ALERT:

The two most awesome shows: Trailer Park Boys and Archer converged!!!

In Archer, the one where they are taking the canuck "terrorist" back to Canada, Ricky Julian and Bubbles are doing the voices! Ricky is the terrorist.

I saw that on wiki and thought seriously, coolest combo ever...

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 09, 2013 07:00 PM (tVTLU)

680 Chicken Boo or Honey Boo Boo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 07:02 PM (AgRBF)

681 What's that Lassie? Ace is down in a well with a tranny? But he's not calling for help? Mind your own business then bitch.

Posted by: Timmeh at January 09, 2013 07:02 PM (BVkEs)

682 It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at January 09, 2013 07:02 PM (QKKT0)

683 Every time Gretchen Carlson or Sheppy go on vacation, I hope they've been canned by Fox.

Cannot. Stand. Either. One. Of. Them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:03 PM (UOM48)

684 "672 Lets have a pool party.
http://youtu.be/A1PkczqBdaU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 06:55 PM (AgRBF) "

Well, as far as Nihilistic entertainment goes, that was pretty okish. Until the end, when it became sort of Gay for a while.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:03 PM (mb+Yr)

685 We need Vic to give us some articles about what happened in history when this thread started

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2013 07:04 PM (wwsoB)

686
Smith and Wesson Sigma 9mm was under $400.
No safety, but it feels frigging great in your hand, and mine never misfires.


Posted by: ontherocks at January 09, 2013 06:58 PM (aZ6ew)


Noted.

Posted by: The WH Gun Violence Prevention Database at January 09, 2013 07:04 PM (QKKT0)

687 682 Bones Mccoy,

BONES! I will-breathe-LIFE into it.....

//Dr Jmes kirk esq

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:04 PM (LRFds)

688 This thread is the proof that I need to get back to my life. I'm addicted

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2013 07:04 PM (Dnbau)

689 Jake, that's a pretty good price for a M&P in my opinion. Not much more than I paid for my .40.


And the cop? He's gonna rag on you no matter what you buy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)

690 Ferry Crashes Into Dock In NYC!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:05 PM (UOM48)

691 --Another toy that I miss from my youth: water
rockets. I think some do-gooder had them banned. Hell, there are
probably a few still stranded on my grandmom's old house's roof decades
later.


Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2013 04:33 PM (StDOM)

I had a 3-stage "Jupiter C" water rocket: first stage, second stage, and a spherical satellite. It worked great. As the pressure ran out in each stage, the next stage would be released, and rocket on ahead. Pretty sophisticated design for a toy.
I also had a Mattel six-gun that used Greenie Stick-em Caps, and which propelled small plastic bullets with a spring.
Guess that kind of dates me, doesn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2013 07:06 PM (29+x5)

692 This thread is just Ace trying to prove--

he knows ass.

Posted by: tasker at January 09, 2013 07:06 PM (r2PLg)

693 686 WHGVTF,

as is your notation

//American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Constitutions....

a SCOAMF is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:06 PM (LRFds)

694 Are we stuck in this thread all evening? There IS actual news out there.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 09, 2013 07:06 PM (GoIUi)

695 200 Ft. Tall Crane Crashes in NYC!!!!!1111!!!!!!

And Sheppy wets himself again.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:06 PM (UOM48)

696 690 Jane D'oh,

OH NOES is it the same one from earlier or is there a RASH of ferry on bridge violence?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:07 PM (LRFds)

697 This thread smells funny.

Posted by: DangerGirl crosseyed from cross stitch at January 09, 2013 07:07 PM (GrtrJ)

698 Hell...I actually went looking for ass at the webisode.

It took me awhile to figure out the ass was at Justified.

Posted by: tasker at January 09, 2013 07:07 PM (r2PLg)

699 Will Superkitteh come to our rescue?

http://tinyurl.com/bejatbl

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2013 07:08 PM (wwsoB)

700
Teej, if you'd had some of my "friends" you'd have left facebutt like I did.

I just use the band page.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 07:08 PM (1Y+hH)

701 697
This thread smells funny.




*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 07:08 PM (UOM48)

702

Let's get jewells well so we can get all this taken care of...


Back later, work to do...

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (1Y+hH)

703 Another super kitteh

http://tinyurl.com/a8xrafd

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (wwsoB)

704 "695 200 Ft. Tall Crane Crashes in NYC!!!!!1111!!!!!!

And Sheppy wets himself again.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:06 PM (UOM4 "

Whenever something tragic happens, a Media asshat cackles with joy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (mb+Yr)

705 You know what usually works at every other blog--to get a blogger to do a new post--

start gossiping about the blogger's sex life.

Ya--it really doesn't work here....

Posted by: tasker at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (r2PLg)

706 695 Jane D'oh!

Good Gawd President Owe bammy it is time to outlaw highrises for the love of gawd!

//Shempf

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (LRFds)

707 FPSRussia's agent died as well. Though no accident. Tied to a chair and shot in the head.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (sqp6o)

708 Every time a liberal wets/sharts himself, an angel gets its wings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:10 PM (UOM48)

709 Tied to a chair and shot in the head.

---

Obvious suicide.

Posted by: Kay Gee Bee at January 09, 2013 07:11 PM (BVkEs)

710 708 Jane D'oh

so there's a LOT of multi- winged angels floating around then?

I mean Ted kennedy must have sired a carrier Air Wing's worth.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:11 PM (LRFds)

711 *shifty eyes*


Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 07:08 PM (UOM4


Just because you aren't a fatass fucker anymore doesn't mean you ever stopped reeking Al. Your WH travesty was not your first shart episode, I'd be willing to bet.

Posted by: DangerGirl crosseyed from cross stitch at January 09, 2013 07:12 PM (GrtrJ)

712 "708 Every time a liberal wets/sharts himself, an angel gets its wings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:10 PM (UOM4 "

That's quite often. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:12 PM (mb+Yr)

713 Da comrade.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 07:12 PM (sqp6o)

714 Can we at least celebrate that the idiot alex finally got banned?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)

715 I just called my husband at the gun club:

"When you leave, swing by Kroger and pick up my favorite Pinot Grigio."

Husband: "You finished off the bottle I bought you two days ago?"

Me: Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!! *cough* hahahahahhhaahaha!! Just bring it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:13 PM (UOM48)

716 FPSRussia's agent died as well. Though no accident. Tied to a chair and shot in the head.
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 07:09 PM (sqp6o)


I have always found the Russian's problem solving techniques simple and straightforward,

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 07:13 PM (l86i3)

717 "711 *shifty eyes*


Posted by: Al Roker at January 09, 2013 07:08 PM (UOM4

Just because you aren't a fatass fucker anymore doesn't mean you ever stopped reeking Al. Your WH travesty was not your first shart episode, I'd be willing to bet.

Posted by: DangerGirl crosseyed from cross stitch at January 09, 2013 07:12 PM (GrtrJ) "

No, but it was the first one which delighted the company. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:13 PM (mb+Yr)

718 Jane D'oh that must be why there are so many bat-wing demons flapping about.

In Russia, chair shoots you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 07:14 PM (AgRBF)

719
No, but it was the first one which delighted the company. :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:13 PM (mb+Yr)

LOL, they prolly played in it like some sick fetish video.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 07:14 PM (l86i3)

720 Husband: "You finished off the bottle I bought you two days ago?"

Me: Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!! *cough* hahahahahhhaahaha!! Just bring it.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:13 PM (UOM4


The Obama Economic Miracle. It works on two industries: guns and alcohol.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 07:14 PM (QKKT0)

721 Uh, this wasn't the best premiere. Don't get me wrong. I liked it. But it was probably the weakest of the four premieres (the Season 1 premiere--particularly the beginning and end--is amazing and definitely the best of the bunch, though the Season 2 and Season 3 premieres were also really good).

Posted by: John at January 09, 2013 07:15 PM (S32Hg)

722 The Obama Economic Miracle. It works on two industries: guns and alcohol.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 07:14 PM (QKKT0



Bumper sticker

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:16 PM (UOM48)

723 "718 Jane D'oh that must be why there are so many bat-wing demons flapping about.

In Russia, chair shoots you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 07:14 PM (AgRBF) "

Да.

(Тхис тхреад неедс море кириллик.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:16 PM (mb+Yr)

724 Obvious suicide.


Posted by: Kay Gee Bee at January 09, 2013 07:11 PM (BVkEs)


The shooting was hard enough but he pistol-whipped himself first. That's real depression.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 07:16 PM (QKKT0)

725 Bumper sticker

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:16 PM (UOM4


I say go full billboard.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 07:16 PM (l86i3)

726 721 John,

Ace has a problem with Raylan's epiphany.

TV raylan fails to properly convey he was a straight shooter for the most part WRT "rules" right up until Robert gee's brains were put on his shoes by Tommy Bucks.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:17 PM (LRFds)

727 724 Cicero,

Vince Foster started a trend

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:17 PM (LRFds)

728 "719
No, but it was the first one which delighted the company. :-P
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:13 PM (mb+Yr)

LOL, they prolly played in it like some sick fetish video.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 07:14 PM (l86i3) "

That sort of thing goes great with dog! :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:18 PM (mb+Yr)

729 When the chemical attack alarms go off in the White House now, they first check the guest list to see if Al is visiting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 07:19 PM (AgRBF)

730 714
Can we at least celebrate that the idiot alex finally got banned?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 07:12 PM (GEICT)


I'm down with that. Mr "I change my name every two fucking posts" annoyed the living shit out of me. Of course I also think he was a child so... but yeah I'm glad he's gone.

Posted by: DangerGirl crosseyed from cross stitch at January 09, 2013 07:20 PM (GrtrJ)

731 Lo the first angel broke his seal, and all smart military blogs had throats dry out, and there tongues swell, and so they were silent. And the angel said, all thine ampersands are belong to us.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 07:21 PM (0q2P7)

732 Wham! Nood.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 07:21 PM (0q2P7)

733 *drums fingers waiting for husband to leave the gun club bar and pick up my wine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:21 PM (UOM48)

734 DG, drove me freakin nuts. Obsessive posting. I mean at least Sven, whether I agree with him or not, has something constructive and worthwhile to say when he obsessively posts.




The idiot was worthless.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 09, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)

735 Ohhhhh Buzz Beater started up again today. I'm just going to meld with my couch, don't mind me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 09, 2013 07:23 PM (Gk3SS)

736 The Obama Economic Miracle. It works on two industries: guns and alcohol.

One of my my most profitable stocks the past few years (kicking myself for not buying more, dammit) has been Diageo.

Only problem is I think my excessive drinking has been responsible for a good bit of their profitability.

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 07:23 PM (96M6e)

737 Oops. Producer, not agent.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 07:24 PM (sqp6o)

738 Great. New thread sports-related. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 07:24 PM (UOM48)

739 *drums fingers waiting for husband to leave the gun club bar and pick up my wine*

---

Dayuuum! You already finished that bottle he brought you two days ago???

(((!!!just kidding, just kidding!!!)))

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 09, 2013 07:25 PM (BVkEs)

740 BCochran, when Alex the Twit's sole driving impetus was to top my commenting stats? So spammed the threads with drivel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 07:25 PM (AgRBF)

741 736 Jakeman,

so sell short when you quit....

heh

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 07:25 PM (LRFds)

742 One of my my most profitable stocks the past few years (kicking myself for not buying more, dammit) has been Diageo.



Only problem is I think my excessive drinking has been responsible for a good bit of their profitability.



I would have bought some Diageo stock too but I kept hitting the wrong keys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 07:25 PM (QKKT0)

743 And if Sonny Puzikas offers you free firearms training, RUN!!

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 07:25 PM (sqp6o)

744 Dayuuum! You already finished that bottle he brought you two days ago???


You guys can make a bottle last two days? Are we talking a regular sized bottle?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2013 07:26 PM (QKKT0)

745 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 09, 2013 07:28 PM (mb+Yr)

746 sven10077, DEO is gonna stay in back-up-the-truck territory for at least the next 4 years...as long as my liver holds out.

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 07:28 PM (96M6e)

747 And it might be 12 years, assuming a Hillary-Moochelle ticket in '16.

*puts self in barrel, preemptively*

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2013 07:30 PM (96M6e)

748 Know what's awesome? Making a dinner that you've made half a dozen times, which takes a decent amount of prep and time, and then it tastes like complete and utter shit.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at January 09, 2013 07:35 PM (4JFDi)

749 We need Vic to give us some articles about what happened in history when this thread started

---

That shit's funny right there. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2013 07:46 PM (ATdet)

750 I didn't realize Searcy was Deke Slayton in the Hank's mini-series. Slayton was one for the ages. Amazing what some vitamins could do.

Being "Rocket 1" in the Astronaut Corps--Chief of Starfleet Operations, as it were. Now there's a job any man should be happy to get.

Posted by: T. at January 09, 2013 08:07 PM (qFVoe)

751 "The Obama Economic Miracle. It works on two industries: guns and alcohol. "

Oh, I think platinium will do pretty well too - for a while, anyway.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2013 08:34 PM (BStAJ)

752 Romeo-thirteen @507-
No more Chief's initiations? In MY Navy? Well they can kiss my totally initiated ass.
EROWMER, EOC (SCW/AW)

Posted by: EROWMER at January 09, 2013 11:34 PM (kxlCQ)






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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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